Speaker 1: Nicky Glazer Podcast. Here's Nicky. Hello, welcome to the show.
Speaker 1: I'm Nicky Glazer. It's Nicki Glazer Podcast. It's Tuesday here
Speaker 1: in St. Louis, Missouri, in my apartment. Um, Andrew Colin
Speaker 1: is still away on a golf trip. He's coming back today.
Speaker 1: He's not able to make the show today, so we
Speaker 1: have a special guest lined up to fill in for him.
Speaker 1: And uh, you know, after careful, careful consideration of all
Speaker 1: the celebs in St. Louis that could be here in
Speaker 1: person to fill in for him, we settled on um,
Speaker 1: you know, the star of Uh. She's been on Not
Speaker 1: Safe with Nicki Glazer. She's been um on you up
Speaker 1: on Sirius xm Um, she's been on you up the podcast.
Speaker 1: I mean, she's done a lot of stuff. It's it's
Speaker 1: my mom, Julie Glazer. She's sang with Jerry Springer one
Speaker 1: time in Cincinnati when he was the mayor. Yeah, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: she got up on stage and sang with him and um,
Speaker 1: yeah he was a mayor of Cincinnati and he like
Speaker 1: had a prostitute scandal or something. And uh, my mom
Speaker 1: still claims that she was not paid for what she did. Um.
Speaker 1: That was a joke that my mom's prostitute, but she's
Speaker 1: the farthest thing from it. She would never My mom
Speaker 1: is over at my place, and I woke up this
Speaker 1: morning with that kind of panic of like my mom's
Speaker 1: coming over and I didn't clean, Like it doesn't look
Speaker 1: like I have it together. She generally comes over straight
Speaker 1: in a little bit and she's always just like you are,
Speaker 1: just like who is she doesn't understand, like who is
Speaker 1: this child? I didn't This is not the Nikki I recognized,
Speaker 1: and today it is. You know, the place is a
Speaker 1: little disheved, and um, I don't know, there's not a
Speaker 1: duvet on my bed. You know that kind of like
Speaker 1: life where you just like it's too tiring to I
Speaker 1: mean on my dude. Of I don't know about your dude,
Speaker 1: but you gotta tie inside each of the ends so
Speaker 1: that they stay. Not because you have to, but because
Speaker 1: there is a tie inside of the ones that I have.
Speaker 1: From God, what is the company? They're really good duvets.
Speaker 1: I should look it up because they sent me something.
Speaker 1: I want to give them a shout out because it
Speaker 1: was really nice. Um, I uh, God, not having Andrew
Speaker 1: here has been a little bit lonely. I like having
Speaker 1: a roommate. It's making me think about what to do
Speaker 1: in his absence. I think I'm just gonna have friends
Speaker 1: come in for months at a time, and just like live,
Speaker 1: I might go away from months at a time. I'm like, baby,
Speaker 1: I can go anywhere. I mean, I gotta you know,
Speaker 1: I'll do the podcast from anywhere. But um, I'll design
Speaker 1: a pink and blue wall like screen that I take
Speaker 1: with me everywhere. Um. Yeah, it's like it's kind of
Speaker 1: nice to have this podcast, do you know, Because it's
Speaker 1: like there's this is the most permanent thing I've ever
Speaker 1: been that's ever been in my apartment. You know that
Speaker 1: I I put work into that and I don't want
Speaker 1: to leave. Like that's the reason my parents aren't leaving
Speaker 1: their house. It's like my mom's done so much work
Speaker 1: on the house that they don't want to abandon all
Speaker 1: these things that they have like their hands in. What
Speaker 1: about you, are you doing like home projects that you're
Speaker 1: like making your mark on your house? Well, I know
Speaker 1: your yard, Like you don't want to talk about it
Speaker 1: and think about it, but the yard has been cleared,
Speaker 1: so that was a huge investment. I'm sorry. I the yard.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm realizing that I thought you had yard problems
Speaker 1: when you were saying that I don't know what a
Speaker 1: yard is. Remember when we were talking about the thing
Speaker 1: that is our personal hell or like something, what it
Speaker 1: was about if we were doing intros for love on
Speaker 1: the spectrum, Yeah, you were like, I don't like no
Speaker 1: like yard things, and I that was the measurement, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know how long a yard is, but for
Speaker 1: like a second, I thought it was like your yard.
Speaker 1: And so that's cemented in my brain that you have
Speaker 1: yard problems that you did. Okay, so I'm not like
Speaker 1: crazy about that, but that's the power of being of misunderstanding.
Speaker 1: Even if you get corrected two seconds after it and
Speaker 1: you go, oh, you meant the yard. I still think
Speaker 1: you have yard problems even though you do. But like
Speaker 1: it's based on up you know, something that wasn't really true.
Speaker 1: So when people trick people and go, you know, I
Speaker 1: got the promotion, I'm just kidding I didn't. There's a
Speaker 1: part of you that like your brain makes like a
Speaker 1: little stamp, like they got a promotion. Um, okay, what's
Speaker 1: going on with your house? Well, uh, anything that we're
Speaker 1: gonna do this house. We're gonna stay here for a
Speaker 1: long time because it's I mean, for one, we purchased
Speaker 1: the house, so that's not going anywhere for a long
Speaker 1: long time, right. But people always buy houses and then
Speaker 1: flip them and then leave, which I don't understand. I
Speaker 1: don't know how. The house is such an arduous process.
Speaker 1: Why would you want to do that over and over
Speaker 1: and over and moving? Moving and buying a house or
Speaker 1: two of the most stressful things ever. Yeah, and I've
Speaker 1: moved so many times over the last decade, I think
Speaker 1: like one point five times per year, and especially in
Speaker 1: the last two years. Yeah, it's so you're I'm so
Speaker 1: glad You're like, yes, we love this house, We're committed.
Speaker 1: We're staying for as long is it until we outgrow it? Yes, exactly.
Speaker 1: But I was gonna say, your mom, Julie, she helped
Speaker 1: design the studio. She's so good at um staging homes
Speaker 1: and stuffy And it's like, you have to be so
Speaker 1: decisive to be able to do that, because but it is,
Speaker 1: that's the thing. That decisiveness is something that I've learned
Speaker 1: to have. Like it's not easy for me choosing something
Speaker 1: and just going yep, But I tend to think that
Speaker 1: I try to make decisions quicker than then I have
Speaker 1: allowed than the time I have allowed to choose. Especially
Speaker 1: when you're doing something like home design or home repair,
Speaker 1: and like redoing a room, you have infinite time because
Speaker 1: there's no you're not having a deadline on yourself. Maybe
Speaker 1: there's a deadline, like you know, we gotta get it
Speaker 1: done before Christmas or something like that, but then you
Speaker 1: can push that. People push those deadlines. So I tend
Speaker 1: to just go I've learned from people who are good
Speaker 1: at making decisions that they just go that, like I
Speaker 1: like that, Let's just stick with it, like the first
Speaker 1: thing you think, see that you like instead of this,
Speaker 1: like there might be something better out there. That's what
Speaker 1: I think gets in the way of living your life
Speaker 1: because you spend so much time browsing online for different
Speaker 1: tiles and maybe I can get maybe you can save
Speaker 1: seventeen cents per foot somewhere else. It's just like your
Speaker 1: life is money, your time is money. That's seventeen and
Speaker 1: you're gonna save by searching for seven more hours. Is
Speaker 1: seven hours of work that is more costly than the
Speaker 1: seventeen cents per foot or whatever it is you know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, Like, if you if you boil it
Speaker 1: down to that kind stuff, you're making decisions and just going.
Speaker 1: And what is cooler than someone who just like whether
Speaker 1: they know it or because by the way, when you go,
Speaker 1: I when you go, when I go, When I say
Speaker 1: to Anya, it used to bug me that she could
Speaker 1: just go, let's just go to I literally like the
Speaker 1: store that rug vat pillow that like she would design
Speaker 1: my my apartments. And I go, how do you know that?
Speaker 1: Like why just this store? Like why don't we look
Speaker 1: everywhere for like cheaper that's that pillows? Two? She's like,
Speaker 1: because you can afford it and it's a nice pillow
Speaker 1: and it's always it's classic, it's gonna last forever. And
Speaker 1: I'd be like, how do you know that it's gonna
Speaker 1: be in forever? And she's just like, I just like
Speaker 1: it now and it's cool and that's it. And it
Speaker 1: was like there wasn't a part of me that was like,
Speaker 1: what's wrong with you? I was like I admired it.
Speaker 1: So if you force yourself to make hasty decisions like that,
Speaker 1: you can be someone You're no different than those people.
Speaker 1: Those people don't know something that you don't know, they
Speaker 1: just know that their time is more valuable, and they
Speaker 1: don't they have more you know, self esteem, and and
Speaker 1: the fact that these objects really aren't going to define
Speaker 1: them either way, or maybe they don't. Maybe they just are.
Speaker 1: They just you know, value their time and what they
Speaker 1: spend it on. But there's something about just being like
Speaker 1: I like it, let's get it. I've just been more
Speaker 1: like that in my life now, and I thought that
Speaker 1: it would bring things into my life that I didn't
Speaker 1: really like, you know, like on posh Mark, for instance,
Speaker 1: I just blindly I buy things so so I'll heart them.
Speaker 1: Let me say, in my process posh Mark, by the way,
Speaker 1: if you haven't heard, I talked about all the time,
Speaker 1: it's like an eBay, but it's like for resale items.
Speaker 1: But a lot of n w T new with tags,
Speaker 1: n WoT new without tags, n w A you know
Speaker 1: what that is? Um new with uh attitude? UM So
Speaker 1: I heart them. I go through in heart. Then people
Speaker 1: sometimes offer me discounts. Then I w or act that discount,
Speaker 1: you know, or I just accept it because I'm like,
Speaker 1: that's a nice discount. Never ever just buy it straight
Speaker 1: out unless it's like the best thing ever, and you
Speaker 1: think it's gonna go fast, just always heard it, And
Speaker 1: then wait a day and they'll offer you a bargain
Speaker 1: on it. They'll at least knock off eleven um. And
Speaker 1: then I just go, is this better than everything I
Speaker 1: have in my closet? That is that thing? And will
Speaker 1: I wear it for a while? Do I love it?
Speaker 1: And then I just buy it. I've been like killing
Speaker 1: it on push Mark, and I never kill it on
Speaker 1: online shopping, no one ever. I liked to online shop
Speaker 1: because I hate trying things on in stores. Even if
Speaker 1: I go in the store, I don't. Ever, they was
Speaker 1: gonna start a fitting room, and I go, I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna wing it. And by that I mean I'm going
Speaker 1: to take all these things home and try them on,
Speaker 1: hang them up um because they kind of fit. But
Speaker 1: it's too much trouble to if I remember to go
Speaker 1: back there and get it. Like I lose a receipt,
Speaker 1: then I feel bad that they're gonna think I'm stealing.
Speaker 1: I lose the credit card that I used to buy them,
Speaker 1: so now I don't even have that to pull up
Speaker 1: the order, and it's just a whole nightmare. And then
Speaker 1: I keep it and it stays on my in my
Speaker 1: closet until my mom comes over and I go, do
Speaker 1: you want to sell this on eBay? And she goes,
Speaker 1: I'll sell that. I can get something for that. And
Speaker 1: then I look at her eBay site and it's like,
Speaker 1: you know, it's been there for fucking months. Um. What
Speaker 1: I will say. I did a tweet one time that said,
Speaker 1: I always wondered, why God I put spit a piece
Speaker 1: of oatmeal onto this mike disgusting. Um. I always wondered
Speaker 1: why fitting rooms have bad lighting? Why would you have
Speaker 1: bad lighting and fitting rooms when it's the place where
Speaker 1: women are trying to look their best because most of
Speaker 1: them do. If if girls out there, let me know
Speaker 1: which which shops have good lighting, because that's why I
Speaker 1: avoid them. And and then I realized, oh, I know,
Speaker 1: because you you make women. Because when I'm shopping, I
Speaker 1: do not look good. I don't have a spray tan,
Speaker 1: I don't want my makeup done, my hair looks ratty
Speaker 1: and greasy. I like the lighting is harsh. It brings
Speaker 1: out every little you know, dive it on your legs.
Speaker 1: It makes my legs look gray. It looks and my
Speaker 1: skin look gray. It's just like the carpets, kind of
Speaker 1: like disgusted, like you just you have to get too
Speaker 1: close to the mirr because there's not enough room to
Speaker 1: back up and give yourself a little space, so you
Speaker 1: see all your imperfections to you like, don't even stand
Speaker 1: that close to merrors. Generally it's hot, I start sweating
Speaker 1: more because I gotta take off my tight pants and
Speaker 1: put on. They do it in my and I think
Speaker 1: it benefits them because someone like me, who goes, I'm
Speaker 1: not trying that on. This will ruin this dress if
Speaker 1: I try it on with pale skin and no shoes
Speaker 1: that are cute and all the So I take it
Speaker 1: home and then I go, I'll try it on there
Speaker 1: and I'll return it, and then I never fucking return
Speaker 1: it because they know most people don't return things. They
Speaker 1: make so much money. And this is the thing about
Speaker 1: Posh Mark. I'm wondering, where are these girls getting all
Speaker 1: these clothes with tags. It's because they do the same
Speaker 1: thing I do, and their shop aholics, and they bring
Speaker 1: this stuff home and there they got to get rid
Speaker 1: of it because their husbands are boyfriends or maybe the
Speaker 1: selves are going this is ridiculous. I think a lot
Speaker 1: of times it's wives they're spending their husband's money. This
Speaker 1: is just speculation, probably not very feminist of me. I
Speaker 1: think it's women who if they have if their husband
Speaker 1: ever walks into their walking closet, which you won't because
Speaker 1: you guys sleep in something about bedrooms now and you're
Speaker 1: just with him because his money, um, which is fine,
Speaker 1: no judgment. He's gonna see all these things with tags
Speaker 1: like from different eras and different seasons, and he'll he'll
Speaker 1: be furious because this is a waste of money. And
Speaker 1: this guy is obviously very good with money because he
Speaker 1: has a lot of it. And then so they need
Speaker 1: to get rid of this stuff quick so that their
Speaker 1: husband doesn't get mad and cut them off from spending.
Speaker 1: That's my speculation. Or they work for Kate's Fade and
Speaker 1: they're getting stuff on or they're stealing, which I think
Speaker 1: a lot of these these things are shoplifted items because
Speaker 1: it's like new with tag and with security tag. I
Speaker 1: have a friend who sells on posh Mark and um,
Speaker 1: he works for a designer brand, and you know she's
Speaker 1: in like the photo retouching part of it, but they
Speaker 1: still get um like the company discounts, so she'll go Um,
Speaker 1: I forget what it's called. It's not like a trunk
Speaker 1: show or a garage sale, like a sample sale. Sample sale,
Speaker 1: that's where they get and you get a ton of
Speaker 1: stuff for super cheap because at this is clear out
Speaker 1: after a season. I mean stuff you would have paid
Speaker 1: five for. They throw in a dumpster sometimes it's wild
Speaker 1: and then that's where it's taken from and then resold.
Speaker 1: I get it, but I'm gonna ask my mom about it,
Speaker 1: because she's very savvy on this, like you know eBay stuff.
Speaker 1: Um My mom actually is going to I get so
Speaker 1: many packages every day because my Posh Mark spending is insane, uh,
Speaker 1: that she's going to bring some in that have not
Speaker 1: been opened. She came over. First of all, she has
Speaker 1: a story of I believe a bestie that she saw
Speaker 1: in the wild that recognized her. She was about to
Speaker 1: tell me and I go save it for the pot um.
Speaker 1: She also has packages of mine that she's going to
Speaker 1: open it and I just want to hear her judge
Speaker 1: my clothes. I also want to show her the Posh
Speaker 1: Mark that I got yesterday because I opened three packages
Speaker 1: yesterday and it was hilarious because that's the fun part
Speaker 1: and all I don't. And I know this is me
Speaker 1: being a spoiled like you know, spending money fervously kind
Speaker 1: of twats And you know, sometimes I think about a
Speaker 1: skirt I purchased for twenty and to me, it's just
Speaker 1: I'll get it. What if I don't like it, I'll
Speaker 1: just spin in whatever. Twenty bucks that's the price of
Speaker 1: a salad at some places, and to some people at
Speaker 1: twenty dollars is fucking everything, and like you would save
Speaker 1: up for that skirt, and I try to sometimes stop
Speaker 1: myself and you just go like feel like, be so
Speaker 1: grateful that you have this skirt, because there have been
Speaker 1: times when a twenty skirt is like a really big expense,
Speaker 1: and certainly a dollar salad is ridiculous. But that's what
Speaker 1: I call a shirt salad. There's a place in l
Speaker 1: A called Rio's that I used to go to all
Speaker 1: the time, thirty two dollar seafood salad when I used
Speaker 1: to eat meat, um so delicious, like so good fresh
Speaker 1: a ruguleus in it. But like there's shrimp and calamari
Speaker 1: and like all these animals that are like smarter than humans.
Speaker 1: Besides shrimp, they're kind of cockroaches. But like all these
Speaker 1: intelligent animals like dead on your plate and like so
Speaker 1: cooked so deliciously, but like so much smarter than you,
Speaker 1: and especially because you're buying them for thirty two dollars.
Speaker 1: And I used to call it, I go, I have
Speaker 1: I'll have the shirt salad and be able to laugh.
Speaker 1: But I'd be like, they go a shirt, and I go,
Speaker 1: that's a shirt. Thirty two dollars for short is a
Speaker 1: lot of fucking money for shut. Even now twenty dollar skirt.
Speaker 1: Nikki is like, that's a I don't like spending thirty
Speaker 1: two on a shirt. I will, but that's that's a
Speaker 1: nice shirt that should last me several years. And I
Speaker 1: would spend it on a fucking salad. What's the most
Speaker 1: money you've spent on a food item? Noah, like in
Speaker 1: recent memory where you're like, I really loved it. Like
Speaker 1: what do you splurge on? Let's let me ask you that.
Speaker 1: What do you splurge on? Food? Clothing, whatever, hair? Food?
Speaker 1: When I go to like when we go out to eat,
Speaker 1: we kind of order like a buffet of food because
Speaker 1: too we end up to having at home, And um
Speaker 1: I I always I'm like, oh no, you know, like,
Speaker 1: um I always go back to my roots of like
Speaker 1: not having any money to spend on on on takeout
Speaker 1: and all that stuff, but obvious, like, what's the big deal,
Speaker 1: We're gonna eat it tomorrow. We're gonna have just divided
Speaker 1: by two meals, you know, not one and that. But
Speaker 1: I think there's also like a little bit of a
Speaker 1: sense of pride in being able to say, you know what,
Speaker 1: I can spend thirty bucks on a skirt because I've
Speaker 1: come this far and yeah, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: Like there is yes, I don't think it's being I
Speaker 1: just don't think that. I think it is frivoless because
Speaker 1: for me, it's a click of a button and I
Speaker 1: add fifty dollars on my Starbucks app with just needless.
Speaker 1: I don't even think about it when you when I
Speaker 1: used to get a fifty dollar gift card to Starbucks,
Speaker 1: I mean it was like and people, by the way,
Speaker 1: I've been giving me gift cards to Starbucks for gifts.
Speaker 1: None of those go like, oh, I'm just adding and
Speaker 1: I'm not thinking about it. I like treasure each of
Speaker 1: those and really realize how much fifty or what have
Speaker 1: five dollars you give me? Like that means something to me.
Speaker 1: But for me, I I can hear myself talking sometimes
Speaker 1: and I'm like, you sound like such a rich twat,
Speaker 1: or like, yeah, it's great to because money obviously is
Speaker 1: the biggest stresser in anyone's life, and certainly thousands of
Speaker 1: people who are listening to this podcast right now and
Speaker 1: they're like, oh, I wish I would love to like
Speaker 1: feel like like Nikki is complaining about feeling guilty about
Speaker 1: spending a lot of money. Oh poor her, feeling guilty
Speaker 1: about bragging about having like all of its gross. But
Speaker 1: what I want to say is that I don't. I
Speaker 1: don't look at my money is like I worked hard.
Speaker 1: Yes I did work hard, but so do people that
Speaker 1: make twelve dollars an hour, like or fift you know,
Speaker 1: or or no money. I mean, some people are slaves.
Speaker 1: Like some people are working in industries that are truly
Speaker 1: like there and they're probably not listening to this podcast
Speaker 1: because there, you know, pimp or whatever won't let them.
Speaker 1: But what I what I mean is that those people
Speaker 1: have those moments. You know, even if you earn twelve
Speaker 1: dollars an hour, you do get that feeling of oh
Speaker 1: I was able to put my money away or like
Speaker 1: this week I can buy something extra. And I'm talking
Speaker 1: about that that feeling that you get when you're at
Speaker 1: that point when you when you get to the point
Speaker 1: where you can spend something, like when you're able to
Speaker 1: say anthing that really matters to you and that yeah
Speaker 1: and wait, you've worked towards right and you've earned that
Speaker 1: opportunity like splurge, even if it's ten dollars, like like
Speaker 1: a ten dollar Starbucks or it's a thirty dollar shirt. Yes,
Speaker 1: I love that. Noah, I like the um because you
Speaker 1: know what, I get that a lot when people post
Speaker 1: on their stories they bought tickets to my show or
Speaker 1: they write me they like I saved up to come
Speaker 1: see your show. I mean that is my number one
Speaker 1: trigger of like no, no, no, go spend that on
Speaker 1: something else. Please don't do that on me. Let me
Speaker 1: just like you know, but that is I know they
Speaker 1: liked that they got to That's that's they're not doing
Speaker 1: it to be They're not sad about it. I'm sad
Speaker 1: for them because I'm like, no, I'm not worth that,
Speaker 1: like secretly in my head, the low self esteem. I
Speaker 1: just want to say that when you buy a ticket
Speaker 1: to my show, I promise you. I'm as grateful as
Speaker 1: anyone has ever been for people, for any artist has
Speaker 1: been for you spending money on me like the I can't.
Speaker 1: I'm just so, and I try my best because of that,
Speaker 1: because not because the people that hit me up for
Speaker 1: free tickets. I'm happy to do that too, but you know,
Speaker 1: for my friends and family and like fans who really
Speaker 1: can't afford it or whatever has been going on in
Speaker 1: their life, I can't always do it, but like you know,
Speaker 1: when when those kind of messages come in, I do
Speaker 1: what I can. But if you spend your money to
Speaker 1: come see me, that's what makes me go out there
Speaker 1: and like try extra hard and and and put in
Speaker 1: the work. So I want to thank you for that.
Speaker 1: And let's get my mom in here to talk about
Speaker 1: more about money and saving bucks. Julie, Hey mom, Hi Nick,
Speaker 1: Julie Glazer. I know I'm in the house. You're in
Speaker 1: the house the you're in the studio. You designed with
Speaker 1: your friend Debbie. We hired you. You did a kick
Speaker 1: ask job. People love the set, Yeah, they love it
Speaker 1: and added some flourishes. How much do you love these?
Speaker 1: Pink Mike? Why didn't we know about this? What do
Speaker 1: you mean I didn't know you could buy pink covers.
Speaker 1: Well you can. You think big and you make decisions
Speaker 1: just you know, we're just talking about making decisions like
Speaker 1: where you just go like when you're designing something, and
Speaker 1: like I'm trying because Noah's doing home repair and stuff,
Speaker 1: and we're just talking about how much you can get
Speaker 1: caught up in which pillows to get, which couch to get,
Speaker 1: which which color to paint your wall? Which treated by
Speaker 1: like how it can paralyze the process. How do you
Speaker 1: But it is because people spend years not even making
Speaker 1: any movements on their home design because they were they
Speaker 1: keep pricing things out and and and making a decision
Speaker 1: being like this is good enough. And I think we
Speaker 1: do that in every aspect of our lives, in terms
Speaker 1: of whether it be the perfect dress to wear to
Speaker 1: this thing. Unless there's a deadline, you just never make
Speaker 1: a decision. And I feel like even with relationships, especially
Speaker 1: with apps, dating apps, there could always be someone. There
Speaker 1: could always be a better, better option, or something that
Speaker 1: would suit me more, something that would suit that. Like
Speaker 1: the person I'm with someone might suit them better, and
Speaker 1: I don't want to hold them back from Like there's
Speaker 1: always there's always could be a better deal. I haven't
Speaker 1: seen every vendor yet. Um, how do you feel about
Speaker 1: when you were working with me on this studio and
Speaker 1: I was talking to you about what I wanted, did
Speaker 1: you feel like, I, how how's my decisiveness? Because working
Speaker 1: you're very decisive. I thought you were really good. We're
Speaker 1: really impressed with because you work with a lot of
Speaker 1: people on what they want to do with their homes.
Speaker 1: Well you were like, uh, I really well, you were
Speaker 1: really actually pretty decisive. I was pretty impressed with that
Speaker 1: because you would go no, I don't like that. It's
Speaker 1: like some people can't even say that. They could just
Speaker 1: say just say, um, I don't know, but you're like no,
Speaker 1: I don't like that. That's the thing. I don't know
Speaker 1: where to start, but I because I don't if I'm
Speaker 1: just starting with like a vacuum, what do you want
Speaker 1: your studio to look like? I don't know. I have
Speaker 1: no vision. But when you show me things, I can
Speaker 1: go yes, no, and then from there we can build something. Well,
Speaker 1: I think when we decided to do this, we're kind
Speaker 1: of going off your colors for the backdrop. But the backdrop,
Speaker 1: how did this backdrop? How did we get to this, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean this backdrop, like I had to be a
Speaker 1: decision to this, wasn't Yeah, well here was the decision.
Speaker 1: We just looked at your podcast and kind of just
Speaker 1: not the um the low square. Yeah. So we're just
Speaker 1: looking at that and we're like, going, those are good colors.
Speaker 1: Let's stay with those. And no, how did we get
Speaker 1: to that? Yeah? How did you get to that? I
Speaker 1: remember being in the Caymans when we were looking at
Speaker 1: I remember we got a couple of different options and
Speaker 1: the designer, you know, we asked for like happy colors,
Speaker 1: we want positive and it kind of reminded us of
Speaker 1: a sunset, and that's why we chose it that And
Speaker 1: that's what I keep saying. Why isn't everything the color
Speaker 1: of a sunset? I think we can all agree the
Speaker 1: most beautiful thing in the world is pink, A pink, yellow,
Speaker 1: blue sunset. I mean it's honestly, that's the image that's
Speaker 1: in our core as human beings. Is waking? Is that calming,
Speaker 1: beautiful sunset? Why isn't everything that color? And that's why
Speaker 1: I love um Taylor Swiss Lover album is her That's
Speaker 1: the color scheme I love for literally everything in my life,
Speaker 1: and it's just like that, you know, new day or
Speaker 1: I guess sunset not New day sunrise? Why sunrise is
Speaker 1: never pink and purple? Okay, well yeah, I just love pink. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a happy color for sure. And I think I
Speaker 1: fought it for so long because it means you're like girly.
Speaker 1: Well it's kind of a youth and weak thing to
Speaker 1: have pink. But it's kind of coming around, I think. Well,
Speaker 1: there was a really hot streak for pink um. It
Speaker 1: was called Millennial Pink and there's a bunch of articles
Speaker 1: about it and it was, um, you know, Pantone the
Speaker 1: or Pantene pro v. Whoever decides what colors are going
Speaker 1: to be the new colors, millennial pink. Every single business
Speaker 1: chose millennial pink everything, like it was everywhere, It was
Speaker 1: all all the startups used it for their apps like
Speaker 1: it was the new. It was a way to say
Speaker 1: we're new and hip. And now, you know, millennials, not
Speaker 1: millennials are old now now it's gen z And you know,
Speaker 1: so pink was pink is is not as in now
Speaker 1: as it was five to ten years ago and had
Speaker 1: it's heyday. But I'm still in love and you know what,
Speaker 1: Tim Kardashian brought it back in a big way on SNL.
Speaker 1: Did you see her outfit that opening monogue? Was there
Speaker 1: any part of her body that wasn't covered in pink?
Speaker 1: I mean she was her face, was it? Yeah? That
Speaker 1: was but even I think she had a pink lip?
Speaker 1: Do you know that? Kanye? Um, there's this great uh,
Speaker 1: I love any news about Kanye. Oh my god, there's
Speaker 1: this great thing and um, I think it's the New
Speaker 1: York magazine, but it's uh, it's called something that I
Speaker 1: think about all the time. It's it's that's the name
Speaker 1: of like the series. It's like something that I'll never forget.
Speaker 1: And it's always pop culture moments that stay with these
Speaker 1: writers forever, you know, Like one was when Zack Effron
Speaker 1: dropped a condom on the red carpet for the High
Speaker 1: School Musical Awards. Like these little cultural touchstones that like
Speaker 1: are so funny or like you know, um, and one
Speaker 1: of them was what did you just say? What we're
Speaker 1: just talking about? Like Kanye? Kanye? Okay? One of them
Speaker 1: was sorry, I'm a d D today. One of them
Speaker 1: was Kanye. They just did a great one which was
Speaker 1: like all, they compiled all their writers ones over the
Speaker 1: years and it's a it's a column they do regularly,
Speaker 1: please look into it. But it was Kanye one time.
Speaker 1: Oh it was the Kankardassian version. So they had all
Speaker 1: their writers that are Kardashians fans right in moments from
Speaker 1: the Kardashian series that will always stay with them. And
Speaker 1: you know, that show has been on for like twenty seasons,
Speaker 1: probably more, and then all the spinoffs. It's probably thirty
Speaker 1: plus different shows of Kardashians, And so there's been hundreds
Speaker 1: of weird moments that you go that happened. There was
Speaker 1: one where Um Kim got a package from Kanye of
Speaker 1: like these small glasses like sunglasses that were like skinny,
Speaker 1: and it was a note from him. She was like
Speaker 1: away on something business and it was a note from
Speaker 1: him that said, no more big sunglasses. These are in now.
Speaker 1: Don't wear any big sunglasses or something like that. And
Speaker 1: it was this woman had been watching the show and
Speaker 1: was just like that was the weirdest moment that he
Speaker 1: just like banned her from wearing big sunglasses. And that
Speaker 1: was a big shift, by the way, when skinny sunglasses
Speaker 1: were brought buck in because big ones. Nicole Ritchie brought
Speaker 1: those in Remember when I mean thin was nineties, Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I don't even remember thin coming back. It's back, Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're back and um. And then he also one time
Speaker 1: flew overnight to Paris or something to make sure to
Speaker 1: see in person because pictures wouldn't do it justice what
Speaker 1: she was going to wear to something. He also when
Speaker 1: they started dating, got rid of her entire closet, closet
Speaker 1: of clothes and bought her new clothes. Very controlling, very interesting,
Speaker 1: these little moments. Is anything called in pop culture stand
Speaker 1: out to you where it was like, what the funk
Speaker 1: was that? Well, that's really going to stick in my
Speaker 1: mind that when I say the most weird thing you've
Speaker 1: seen on reality shows, because you watch a lot of
Speaker 1: reality and that's where we're getting these moments, the most
Speaker 1: bizarre thing you've seen on housewives that just stands out
Speaker 1: to you when I say, when if you're trying to
Speaker 1: tell someone about the Housewives and be like, it's they're
Speaker 1: so weird and so wild, here's the moment. What do
Speaker 1: you think of? First thought? I don't know, I think
Speaker 1: of what Lisa Renna's lips They've got me? Just do
Speaker 1: It's like, are you kidding? I know that's her signature. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like, okay, what's your signature mean? Then? Do you
Speaker 1: have to have the lips that you know, um, that
Speaker 1: looks like you give a great blow job? Is that?
Speaker 1: That's what that's all about. It's about making your lips
Speaker 1: look like a monkey's pussy, you know, like Gant you
Speaker 1: know when they present to their mates on a branch
Speaker 1: and the baboom like rolls over. It's Lisa a Renna's
Speaker 1: lips underneath that baboon where you go to the zoo
Speaker 1: and you go, kids, let's not watch this exit. Let's
Speaker 1: go over to the bonobos because the apes are in
Speaker 1: in heat and it's just awkward seeing this, like wet
Speaker 1: Lisa Wrenna's lips coming out of this monkey's bottom and
Speaker 1: she just know do you like? Do you not like her?
Speaker 1: In general? No? I think she's a phony Balogney. Is
Speaker 1: anyone on those shows not a phony Balogne? Is there
Speaker 1: someone that you're like, I'd be friends with her? You know?
Speaker 1: There are moments when I think that, and then they
Speaker 1: pray and then and then they do kind of betray you.
Speaker 1: But who in general? If you got to go to
Speaker 1: dinner with three housewives? Who are you picking? And this
Speaker 1: is not going to happen, So just say whoever you want. Well,
Speaker 1: I would go with Erica Jane right now because she
Speaker 1: just want to know. I want to know some ship. Now,
Speaker 1: do you know what? You're getting dragged? She's getting dragged
Speaker 1: through the mud, Erica Jane. She is, She's getting dragged.
Speaker 1: But you know, do you like her? There are times
Speaker 1: I like her, but right now I do not like her.
Speaker 1: I think I met her at the MTV or I
Speaker 1: made fun of her at the MTV did the Reality
Speaker 1: Awards because I said something she hasn't She hasn't she
Speaker 1: sings right, Yeah, she's got a show. She went on. Oh,
Speaker 1: I said, you know what, we've seen celebrities, reality stars
Speaker 1: are so brave. We've seen them do humiliating things for
Speaker 1: our energy that we you know, for our entertaining pleasure. Snooky,
Speaker 1: we've seen you fall drunkenly in the bush, you know, Bubba,
Speaker 1: while we've seen you do this. Erica Jane, you made
Speaker 1: an album and then everyone you know laughs. So okay,
Speaker 1: Erica Jane, because you want to know, because I want
Speaker 1: to know, what do you want? What do you want
Speaker 1: to ask her, Well, first of all, really you didn't.
Speaker 1: You didn't know anything. I don't even know what you're
Speaker 1: talking about. Her husband is an attorney who got caught
Speaker 1: like spending the money that the from a flight in
Speaker 1: Indonesia that um crashed, and he represented the victims and
Speaker 1: spent the money the reward money, just spent the money
Speaker 1: and gave her money, and they lived a very lavish lifestyle. Well,
Speaker 1: to get on that show, you gotta keep up, you
Speaker 1: gotta you gotta have the lips, you gotta have the face. Okay,
Speaker 1: so we got Erica Jane. Who else? Um, uh, Lisa
Speaker 1: vander Pump. I was gonna say, oh, you love Lisa
Speaker 1: vander Do you know that I've been asked to do
Speaker 1: a show many times? Well, a lot of times Lisa
Speaker 1: vander Pump was either running late or something her dog
Speaker 1: had to have dental surgery or something, you know, something
Speaker 1: came up, and and other times I had to I
Speaker 1: wasn't able to be there in person, and I wanted
Speaker 1: to do it a zoom and and Lisa would really
Speaker 1: like to do it in person. And um, I did
Speaker 1: not even want to do the show because I thought
Speaker 1: I am just such a messy person. I'm going to
Speaker 1: show up wearing a disheveled Taylor Swift shirt and a
Speaker 1: and a you know, a ball cap I got from
Speaker 1: TJ Max for four ninety nine and you know, and
Speaker 1: my hair will be frizzy. I haven't gotten cut in
Speaker 1: a while, and that she would just judge me. And
Speaker 1: then I listened to her podcast, which I was asked
Speaker 1: to do, and my friend Little Esther Provinski was on,
Speaker 1: and my friend little Leester is one of my favorite
Speaker 1: people because she's adorable, so funny, gorgeous, talented. Oh my god, Mom,
Speaker 1: you have to listen to this episode. And I implore
Speaker 1: our listeners to as well, Little Esther Provinsky And if
Speaker 1: you don't follow her already on Instagram, Little Esther, definitely
Speaker 1: follow her. She went into Lisa vander Bump's house. She
Speaker 1: was wearing sweatpants and like dirty shoes and like just
Speaker 1: dressing like she is. She's not trying to be anyone else.
Speaker 1: She shows up in her car, which I as someone
Speaker 1: I'm a messy person and my car is generally a
Speaker 1: reflection of that her car. I one time saw a
Speaker 1: Little Esther's car and I was just like, oh, you're
Speaker 1: not kidding like you're like cups cans like me and
Speaker 1: my worst you know me me actually meeting me, because
Speaker 1: but I'm cleaning up, not for me. I'm cleaning up
Speaker 1: for other people. So if anything's ever cleaned, it's it's
Speaker 1: not for me the way I would live if I
Speaker 1: had my druthers. But Esther just just she doesn't have
Speaker 1: a little self esteem about it. She's just like, this
Speaker 1: is just the way I am. And she goes into Lisa,
Speaker 1: and Lisa was getting such a kick out of her.
Speaker 1: She was, I just love you. She was like, and
Speaker 1: you just wear whatever you want and you and and
Speaker 1: as he goes, oh my god, Lisa, if you saw
Speaker 1: my car, she was, what tell me about your car?
Speaker 1: She goes, there's cans every She just described her car
Speaker 1: where she didn't even have to it was parked on
Speaker 1: the street. Lisa would have never seen it. She goes into,
Speaker 1: you know, detail about how disgusting her cars, and Lisa
Speaker 1: is cracking up and just loved her. And it's gotta
Speaker 1: good side. And I wrote to little Esther. I went
Speaker 1: to Esther and to go, I am just I am
Speaker 1: blown away at your vulnerability, to be messy, to be imperfect,
Speaker 1: in front of someone that I I don't know Lisa
Speaker 1: vander Pump, but she has that accent and she is
Speaker 1: everything's white and lavish pink. Really, she's a pink girl. Well,
Speaker 1: I realized in that interview. And I really want any
Speaker 1: messy women out there. I know you are fans of
Speaker 1: mine already, messy women, messy men that have shame about
Speaker 1: being messy. Go listen to Esther Povitski on Lisa Vanderpump's podcast.
Speaker 1: It gave me so much. I mean, it changed everything
Speaker 1: for me because I you just see how cool esther
Speaker 1: is and how much um, Lisa vander Pump, this woman
Speaker 1: that you think would judge so harshly anyone who wasn't
Speaker 1: as prim and proper as she is, and she just
Speaker 1: loves her and it doesn't matter there She's got her vulnerable.
Speaker 1: But I mean, if you met Lisa Vanderpump, how worried
Speaker 1: would you be by your house? You would allow her
Speaker 1: to come over here? I would meet her at her
Speaker 1: house exactly, or in a restaurant, but you could at
Speaker 1: her restaurant. You would meet her at okay, um, real quick?
Speaker 1: I would do want to say one thing when you
Speaker 1: mentioned the mikes, and it brings us back to this.
Speaker 1: Do you remember the Kathy Griffin story about um would
Speaker 1: She went on Oprah about the mic, the the barber
Speaker 1: Ferman Diamond. Well, let me just refresh her. Kathy is
Speaker 1: one of my mom's favorite comedians, probably your favorite comedian.
Speaker 1: I love her, but she cracks me up. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: think I got you for the first time this past
Speaker 1: Chicago show. Like, I think he became a maybe a
Speaker 1: fan of mine. Dad. Did I know that's hard for you? Like,
Speaker 1: I don't ever expect you guys to like my kind
Speaker 1: of comedy. It's not for you. But Dad became a
Speaker 1: fan of mine. He was like, I get it. I
Speaker 1: think you're like if you weren't my daughter, I would
Speaker 1: be a fan. I was like, got you. So Kathy
Speaker 1: Griffin told a story on one of her specials about
Speaker 1: meeting or being on the Oprah win For Show and
Speaker 1: she goes on and it was the day after Barbara
Speaker 1: Streisand had been on oprah Show. And of course, when
Speaker 1: Barbara comes on Oprah Show, Oprah's huge Streisand fan and
Speaker 1: was just like, oh my god. You know, it was
Speaker 1: the first time Barbara had come out of hiding for
Speaker 1: years and makes this appearance and she sings a song
Speaker 1: on Oprah stage and the mic is white. It's like,
Speaker 1: you know, the whole thing, the whole thing is white.
Speaker 1: That stand everything I believe they were did there might
Speaker 1: have been, but the mike was white. And Kathy, you know,
Speaker 1: during one of the commercial breaks with Oprah. Then the
Speaker 1: following day, you know, she's on to talk about being
Speaker 1: a female comedy or what. She's just a guest for
Speaker 1: a second, and uh, she's just trying to make chit
Speaker 1: chat with Oprah during one of the commercials. And by
Speaker 1: the way, in TV, when they go to commercial break,
Speaker 1: they literally take as long as the commercial is, which
Speaker 1: I did not know until I started working in TV.
Speaker 1: I thought you would just go, Okay, well the commercials
Speaker 1: are here, let's just get back to it. But they
Speaker 1: wait the you know, four or five minutes. So she
Speaker 1: goes she's trying to make small talk with Oprah, which
Speaker 1: what if the fun do you say? And she's just
Speaker 1: usually you just compliment the person, and especially when it's you,
Speaker 1: you believe it. And so she's just like, oh my god.
Speaker 1: She goes, oh my god, yesterday's show Barbara Strives and
Speaker 1: did you just die, and she goes, and Od just goes,
Speaker 1: did you see that bitch paint in my min White?
Speaker 1: Always suck it up because it's so hard to do.
Speaker 1: Kathy doesn't prove like did you see that pitch paint
Speaker 1: in my mind? Quite she really said bitch. I don't
Speaker 1: know if she said bitch, but probably Cathy added that
Speaker 1: for florist. But I just remember, did you see that
Speaker 1: pitch paint in my mind? White? That's what Oprah had
Speaker 1: to say of all of it. And that's why I
Speaker 1: love Kathy Griffin. She's giving us like the details behind
Speaker 1: the scenes, and that's why I have her book over here,
Speaker 1: Kathy Griffin's Celebrity Run ins A to Z and you
Speaker 1: can read about all these hilarious celebrity stories I love.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I got that book. That book is
Speaker 1: I got that for you. I stile that from your house. Actually,
Speaker 1: I thought you had already read it. I did not
Speaker 1: read that. I don't remember canting that. Well, let's get
Speaker 1: to the news. Oh sure, all right, I hope you're
Speaker 1: all having all the swells. Here's the first story. Did
Speaker 1: I thought you were going to forget a coachter? You did?
Speaker 1: She goes all the swells, What the hell does it?
Speaker 1: That doesn't mean anything? And I go, exactly, it means
Speaker 1: that is the weirdest thing. Whatever, it means nothing, and
Speaker 1: I go, because that's Andrew thing. Yes, all right, here's
Speaker 1: the first story. A renowned female crime novelist from Spain
Speaker 1: turned out to be three middle aged men. It was
Speaker 1: revealed after they a prize until they came Mary Award. Wait,
Speaker 1: isn't that fraud? No writers, I don't know what name,
Speaker 1: pen name penn. Oh yeah, some people don't want to
Speaker 1: be found out about who they are. I actually have
Speaker 1: a lot of hit books out there, but nobody knows.
Speaker 1: I just don't want credit for them. Three men just
Speaker 1: getting middle aged man? Um no, yeah, I I actually
Speaker 1: my pen name is three men writing a book. I
Speaker 1: actually had those three men show up to accept in
Speaker 1: my honor for that Spanish book I wrote. Um yeah this, Um,
Speaker 1: this doesn't surprise me because I know now from about
Speaker 1: to starting to write a book that female females are females.
Speaker 1: Women buy more books than men, and women tend to
Speaker 1: like to buy books by women, especially in the genre
Speaker 1: of kind of chick lit murder mystery. We're talking Sue
Speaker 1: Grafton we're talking, you know other women that I can't
Speaker 1: think I slept. I know. That's why I brought her
Speaker 1: up one of her beds. I'm sure was it wasn't.
Speaker 1: I don't think it was her. I guess, you know,
Speaker 1: I think it might have been her bedroom. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: my mom, my mom's sister rented a house in cars
Speaker 1: was friends. One of my best friends was a house sitter.
Speaker 1: Got it and you're crashing. No, she said we could,
Speaker 1: but she had permission, but she it was Thanksgiving time. Um,
Speaker 1: and she actually put the thought in my friend Susan's
Speaker 1: brain that the house is haunted, so be careful. So
Speaker 1: we're like, okay, sure whatever, Well, anyway we Sue Grafton
Speaker 1: writes like M for murder yea and for narcolepsy all
Speaker 1: her necrophilia, something like Zachariah. That was a different book.
Speaker 1: I read an eighth grade about the nuclear war. Um
Speaker 1: that Donna Cannon made us read ruin my line. Sorry, Nick,
Speaker 1: you know I know her nuclear war. I know what
Speaker 1: we all are as she should be. Anyway, we slept
Speaker 1: in this bed and we kept hearing this banging noise.
Speaker 1: There was there were three of us in a bed.
Speaker 1: It was like a king sized bed because we were
Speaker 1: so freaked out about sleeping. Yeah, I was married too
Speaker 1: at the time. I'm like, I'm not sleeping alone. So
Speaker 1: we ended up sleeping on the same bed, and the
Speaker 1: shutters on the windows were banging all night, and it
Speaker 1: was when none of us slept. We were freaking out
Speaker 1: and just the thought of that house being haunted and
Speaker 1: it was an old old house mates cito that um
Speaker 1: sleeping in a haunted house. If I had my three
Speaker 1: friends with me in bed, it was I was in
Speaker 1: the middle. Oh, then I would have been a sleep Yeah. No,
Speaker 1: Well those two weren't sleeping, so they were keeping me awake.
Speaker 1: But they were right. It was it was like something
Speaker 1: we were frozen. We couldn't get up to close that shutter.
Speaker 1: If that was a problem. Do you believe in ghosts?
Speaker 1: I believe that. I'm afraid of ghosts. That so you
Speaker 1: do believe in ghosts because you can't believe there are
Speaker 1: souls that can hang around. I do believe. But what
Speaker 1: are they gonna do to you? It's my question, like,
Speaker 1: let's follow the thought. Well, they could be uh, I
Speaker 1: don't know. They can't do really much. But they flicked
Speaker 1: the lights on and off. It's it's creepy. Yeah, they
Speaker 1: might throw a book that smashes against the root that
Speaker 1: was written by three men um and a baby. Um,
Speaker 1: yeah that could. Yeah, that's true. I just feel like
Speaker 1: I got to a place where I was always so
Speaker 1: scared of ghosts, aliens, nuclear war. I've talked about this before.
Speaker 1: Dad was the one that like conquered my fear of
Speaker 1: nuclear war after I saw after I read Z for
Speaker 1: Zack Ryan eighth grade, and then Mrs Cannon also um
Speaker 1: along with the book we watched The Day After Tomorrow,
Speaker 1: which was the you know movie about I told her
Speaker 1: about that and she's like, I will never I feel
Speaker 1: so bad. You know, it's a good story. So yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like but and I got over it because I
Speaker 1: was scared and Dad just one night was like I
Speaker 1: was trying to sleep on your floor again in eighth
Speaker 1: grade and I opened the cracked open the door and
Speaker 1: I was just like, I'm scared of your guys were like,
Speaker 1: what is it, Nicky, What I'm gonna take here? My specialists,
Speaker 1: We're going to move up. And you remember used to
Speaker 1: say that we're gonna keep sleeping down here. We're gonna
Speaker 1: move up. In your room. We're gonna sleep up there
Speaker 1: if you sleep down here. And I was like, well,
Speaker 1: that's not the issue. I don't want to be down
Speaker 1: in the basement. I'm not like worried about I don't
Speaker 1: want to bomb shelter. I'm just I don't want to die. No,
Speaker 1: because I go Dad, I just was like, I'm just
Speaker 1: scared of nuclear war. And I brought up to you
Speaker 1: guys a couple of times, so you were tired of
Speaker 1: hearing about at this point, and Dad just exhausted, just goes,
Speaker 1: there is nothing you can do about it, literally nothing
Speaker 1: do you have? No you have no control. And I
Speaker 1: that's all I needed to hear, and I just went
Speaker 1: back to sleep. And honestly, that's the that's the same
Speaker 1: logic that has helped me conquer my body image issues,
Speaker 1: my uh my self esteem issues, my issues with uh
Speaker 1: my job. Uh. You know, anytime there's literally because there's
Speaker 1: no free will, and I believe in that. And either
Speaker 1: you believe in God, a being that created everything and
Speaker 1: has a plan for all of us, or you believe
Speaker 1: in free no free will, which is I just think
Speaker 1: that we're just molecules that are and and if you
Speaker 1: you know, The root of that is like, yeah, you
Speaker 1: can think to move the soda? Can oh? I thought
Speaker 1: to move it? But where did the thought come from
Speaker 1: to move that? Did I think of the thought? Did
Speaker 1: I go I want to think the thought to move it? No,
Speaker 1: it just popped into my head. This was not a choice.
Speaker 1: The thought to move it might have been premeditated, but
Speaker 1: the thought came out of nowhere. I just thought my head.
Speaker 1: I cannot grasp any of that. Okay, think of a movie.
Speaker 1: Don't just say it. Don't say, um, is it Forrest Gump?
Speaker 1: Do you know the movie Forrest Gump exists? Did you
Speaker 1: choose the movie that I just asked you to choose? No? Oh,
Speaker 1: so you don't believe in fair Well? But did you
Speaker 1: choose a movie? Yeah? Okay, but was it your choice? Yeah,
Speaker 1: because you asked me to pick a movie. But you
Speaker 1: know Forrest Gump? Why didn't did you think about Forrest
Speaker 1: Gump and go I don't want to choose Forrest Gump.
Speaker 1: I want to choose this one, and said, did you
Speaker 1: consider every single one and make up conscious choice or
Speaker 1: did one just pop into your head out of nowhere?
Speaker 1: It's my favorite movie? Okay, choose a movie that pick
Speaker 1: a color, but pick up a name, a girl's name. Okay, Um,
Speaker 1: did is it Amelia? No? Do you know the name Amelia? Yes?
Speaker 1: Why didn't you choose Amelia? Did you think of Amelia
Speaker 1: and go? No, not that one. You didn't choose the
Speaker 1: name that pop into your head. It just popped in
Speaker 1: your head. And you can say it's my favorite name.
Speaker 1: But the fact that it's your favorite name. I didn't
Speaker 1: ask you to say your favorite name. The fact that
Speaker 1: your favorite name popped in your head is not your choice.
Speaker 1: It wasn't your choice. A thought just appears. I'll let
Speaker 1: I'll send you the same hair of stuff anyway that
Speaker 1: I just to say, you don't want to do it. Honestly,
Speaker 1: it's it's so freeing. I was talking to a friend yesterday, um,
Speaker 1: who is struggling with depression and feeling like she feels
Speaker 1: she the other day she was she didn't go to
Speaker 1: a birthday party that she could have gotten to for
Speaker 1: a friend, and she was just depressed and like did,
Speaker 1: was having social anxiety, had no excuse to not go,
Speaker 1: stayed inside, felt not only the fomo of like all
Speaker 1: these people are having fun, why don't I want to
Speaker 1: go have fun? What's wrong with me, but also depression
Speaker 1: that she was feeling bad that she had to lie
Speaker 1: because she couldn't just tell the truth, which was I
Speaker 1: have social anxiety and I'm depressed and I don't know
Speaker 1: why I don't want to go, but I don't want
Speaker 1: to go. And I just said to her, you didn't
Speaker 1: choose to not want to go and to not be
Speaker 1: able to go. You couldn't. Like, no one chooses to
Speaker 1: be up someone that stays home from from part. No
Speaker 1: one wants to be that person. You can't help that
Speaker 1: you're that person. It's either God choosing that for you
Speaker 1: if you believe in that, or it's just your fucking
Speaker 1: spinning molecules and you couldn't help it. So when you're
Speaker 1: able to actually take the that's why God is so
Speaker 1: fraying to people because it means they're not in control,
Speaker 1: because when you are in control, you feel bad about
Speaker 1: everything you do because why did I do that? I'm
Speaker 1: a bad person, I'm I'm lazy, I'm ugly, I'm stupid.
Speaker 1: But when you go, it's not me, it's God. It's
Speaker 1: it's suddenly you have no free will. God to meet
Speaker 1: free will. No free will is God the fact that
Speaker 1: there's no free will is my version of God. So
Speaker 1: it's kind of like it takes. It makes life so
Speaker 1: much and that's and for the first time I felt
Speaker 1: it when when Dad goes, you have there's nothing you
Speaker 1: can do, and it was true, There's nothing I could
Speaker 1: do in that moment to prevent some guy in China
Speaker 1: from pushing a button and ending us all nothing, literally nothing,
Speaker 1: And when I realized that, I just just like, what's
Speaker 1: the anxiety about. There's nothing I can do. And when
Speaker 1: you're able to apply that to literally everything in your life,
Speaker 1: you can go through life with zero anxiety if you're able. Really,
Speaker 1: I mean, it's so hard to I mean you have
Speaker 1: to you have to work hard to embrace it, and
Speaker 1: you every time you feel anxiety of to go Okay,
Speaker 1: why am I feeling sad right now? Well, because you're
Speaker 1: you have too much going on, Nikki, you overset your plate,
Speaker 1: you can't pay, you don't get to spend any time
Speaker 1: with your niece and nephew. Okay, well did I choose
Speaker 1: to that? Well, yes you did. Clearly you're doing the show,
Speaker 1: you're doing this thing, and you're not prioritizing your family.
Speaker 1: You don't like your family as much as a good
Speaker 1: person would like their family, and that's what that says.
Speaker 1: Or did God just want me to be doing this
Speaker 1: stuff and I'm not meant to hang out with my
Speaker 1: family right now? Or is it just not my choice?
Speaker 1: The thought to start a podcast and to start a
Speaker 1: TV show and to be on tour, those thoughts that
Speaker 1: led me to those decisions were not my own. They
Speaker 1: just popped into my head and I go, yes, pink wall,
Speaker 1: all right, next another, let's get to the next story.
Speaker 1: Not that it's our choice. It's not our choice. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna say it. Uh, here's our second. One theme park
Speaker 1: ride employee reveals some of the worst things guests have
Speaker 1: ever done, including a guest who had diarrhea on a
Speaker 1: roller coaster, guests who try to sneak infants on rides,
Speaker 1: oh my god. And one employee said the worst is
Speaker 1: having to tell a customer they are too big for
Speaker 1: the ride because they often yell back and insist on
Speaker 1: fitting in the ride. I mean, you know, I do
Speaker 1: it all the time. What I'm getting in the seat? No,
Speaker 1: you don't do that. Just kidding, No, I think, just kidding,
Speaker 1: j k just kidding. Um. You love when I started
Speaker 1: just kidding live because it's so funny. You you do
Speaker 1: it all, it's so funny. I just I lie. What
Speaker 1: have you got? Just king? Just kidding and it it
Speaker 1: makes everything Okay, It's just it's not my will to
Speaker 1: even lie like that. No, it isn't. You don't get
Speaker 1: to choose. I didn't get to choose. I didn't choose
Speaker 1: to lie. You didn't choose to lie about that. Okay,
Speaker 1: wait a second, so tell me something. I'm going to
Speaker 1: move these boxes so we have a look at this
Speaker 1: lava lamp. That's so beautiful. I love it with the microphones. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's beautiful. It's such a good pop. Yeah, it's a
Speaker 1: good I knew it would all come to you, Nikki,
Speaker 1: it all came to me. Um. So what do you
Speaker 1: feel about people get on rides that are too big
Speaker 1: and like if it was your job to tell someone
Speaker 1: they're too big or or you know, just having to
Speaker 1: tell people something that's going to like, that's pretty much
Speaker 1: saying hey, you're too fat for this, or you're too
Speaker 1: you're not, like you're not. The employee said that it
Speaker 1: was awkward for them to have to say that to
Speaker 1: the customers, and it's just one of the negatives of
Speaker 1: their job. I mean, I think I would just go,
Speaker 1: just let her go. I would say, just let her go. Now,
Speaker 1: you know you can't because you're that's your job. I
Speaker 1: guess you're being fourteen bucks an hour, four and you
Speaker 1: get off of the sucking chicken legs stand. But you know,
Speaker 1: these people are being people's safety is being put in
Speaker 1: their hands, and they're like teenagers working these rides. You know. Um,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of a time that I've had
Speaker 1: to tell someone something that they hard truth, whether it
Speaker 1: was you didn't get the job because you know, even
Speaker 1: like you know, there are people that auditioned for American
Speaker 1: Idol and they're bad singers, or you know, I'm trying
Speaker 1: to become a singer right now, and no one's going
Speaker 1: to tell you that's the thing. Yes they would, But
Speaker 1: I've got a bunch of people around me that are
Speaker 1: I'm hiring two says everyone. Everyone's gonna so I have
Speaker 1: to go, you know, I have to. I have to
Speaker 1: ask people for the harsh truth that I no, don't
Speaker 1: depend on me for money, or that aren't just being nice. Well,
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you, I did hear your voice and
Speaker 1: I'm surprisingly I'm not shocked. They you have such a
Speaker 1: great voice. It just is amazing your voice is you
Speaker 1: can be a star Nikki with your voice. Thanks, Mom,
Speaker 1: it's really it's something you want to hear again. To
Speaker 1: be honest, Yeah, I just think I embraced the fact that,
Speaker 1: like it doesn't have to sound like adell No, Like
Speaker 1: it's really your voice. It's really you, like kind of
Speaker 1: a vulnerable voice, and you're singing that sounds real. Thanks,
Speaker 1: it's really good. I was having and I'm not expecting
Speaker 1: money for that. I will be giving you that bottle
Speaker 1: of champagne I received as a gift that we googled.
Speaker 1: It was forty dollars. Baby, I go, I did this
Speaker 1: step for free, and these people sent me some champagne.
Speaker 1: She goes, oh, how did you get this? Moa champagne?
Speaker 1: Oh look at this? And I go, I did like
Speaker 1: three hours of work for it. So it's you know,
Speaker 1: I hope it's worth for um, but no, it was
Speaker 1: worth forty do And you go, wasn't free. You didn't
Speaker 1: do a freak got some champagne? I go, I don't
Speaker 1: drink and also this is not enough money. How did
Speaker 1: they not know? You don't drink, It's okay. Well, they
Speaker 1: know I have people in my life. You can always
Speaker 1: give someone a bottle of champagne. That's the way. It's
Speaker 1: always nice to pull out a bottle when there's you know,
Speaker 1: we like to hold him in our house and something, um,
Speaker 1: pull it out. That's great. The thing about my voice
Speaker 1: that I realized was like this is that yeah, kind
Speaker 1: of talking like a baby, you know, like that you uh,
Speaker 1: leaning into the the husky noess. Because I kept trying
Speaker 1: to sound like Anya, because Anya was kind of coaching me,
Speaker 1: and I'd hear her sing the line and she'd be like,
Speaker 1: you know, she teached me, like the tempo of the line,
Speaker 1: and I'd be like, why can't I say, like everyone
Speaker 1: here is just wishing this bitch was singing the song
Speaker 1: because it sounds so good, and then I do it
Speaker 1: and it sounds so bad, and then she goes The
Speaker 1: other day she was like, I wish I could get
Speaker 1: She can do a lot of things with her voice,
Speaker 1: but she can't get husky. She can't get a husk.
Speaker 1: And the thing I hate most about my voice she
Speaker 1: cannot do and she kind of wishes she could do.
Speaker 1: For certain songs, so I just got to lean into
Speaker 1: that and realize like, oh, I have this, I have
Speaker 1: this talent, this thing that she can't do, much like
Speaker 1: Lista Vanderbrunk can't have Low Kroix cans, you know, in
Speaker 1: her populating her nightstand, and she just can't. She she
Speaker 1: cannot do it, and I can. And when I wake
Speaker 1: up in the middle of the night going like gasping
Speaker 1: for water, I have an old can with something in
Speaker 1: it that I can that I can down the club, join,
Speaker 1: join the club. I'm in it. Yeah, I'm with that club.
Speaker 1: I have cans next to my bed too. You do,
Speaker 1: but you're you're a very organized person. Oh thanks, Nikky,
Speaker 1: Just kidding. All right, Let's take a short break and
Speaker 1: then come back with why do I care? Mom? Why
Speaker 1: do I care? Why do I care? Uh? Lord, you
Speaker 1: look to me like you thought needed independence from control
Speaker 1: freak mom Madonna after high school. I'm not lord Is.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, I'm not chocked about that at all.
Speaker 1: So lordas you know, I do care about this. I
Speaker 1: do care about Okay, you do, Okay, I like lordas well.
Speaker 1: I don't even know her, but I do know who
Speaker 1: went to the met gala and she had a full
Speaker 1: armpit hair. She's gorgeous. And she said also at the
Speaker 1: met gala, she was bored as fuck and no one,
Speaker 1: like she had no one to talk to, and she
Speaker 1: was just felt so awkward. And it's so it's so
Speaker 1: awesome to hear someone be so honest like that. Like
Speaker 1: how old is she now? She's probably Okay. Now, can
Speaker 1: you imagine Madonna being your mother? Oh? I mean it
Speaker 1: would be not good. It would be hard. Can I
Speaker 1: read a click in the article? Yeah? Okay, So she goes,
Speaker 1: I think my mom saw all these other kids of
Speaker 1: famous people and she was like, my kids are not
Speaker 1: going to be like this, right, And then she um,
Speaker 1: you know, she's very independent, like she lives in Bushwick, Brooklyn.
Speaker 1: She's never gotten a dime from her mom. It's all
Speaker 1: her own money. You're kidding. I mean, she gets she's
Speaker 1: probably had a little more privileged being the daughter of
Speaker 1: Madonna being but at eighteen she decided I'm out. No,
Speaker 1: she's always earned her own money. High school, Yeah, I think,
Speaker 1: so keep going. So she says, I feel like if
Speaker 1: your parents pay for things, then it gives them leverage
Speaker 1: over you. My mom is such a control freak, and
Speaker 1: she has controlled me my whole life. I needed to
Speaker 1: be completely independent from her as soon as I graduated
Speaker 1: high school. Yeah, you gotta be control freak to be Madonna,
Speaker 1: like Madonna is Madonna because she's a control freak. Okay,
Speaker 1: well that's what I'm saying. It would be hard and
Speaker 1: good for her. Her daughter is amazing, and that is
Speaker 1: true when someone's you know, when you guys paid for
Speaker 1: I still feel like incredibly indebted to you. I think
Speaker 1: of the thousands of dollars that you've spent on me
Speaker 1: throughout my childhood, into college, into adulthood, supporting me when
Speaker 1: I was in l We're supporting you. We're supporting your career.
Speaker 1: We wanted you feel don't support you, You don't have
Speaker 1: to support it. Well, you didn't have to support me,
Speaker 1: we did. No, you didn't. You needed someone to a
Speaker 1: lot of parents just go tough, luck, go get a
Speaker 1: real job. But we knew you would be something. I know,
Speaker 1: so I have to. I want to support you now
Speaker 1: because I know you're going to be something. It's going
Speaker 1: to be ashes in my eurn someday it's I want
Speaker 1: that day to be pushed as far as possible so
Speaker 1: that you, you know, don't stress while you're here on
Speaker 1: this planet, because I want to keep you around, and
Speaker 1: stress leads to death, and I think money stress especially
Speaker 1: leads to an earlier grave time. I believe, so I
Speaker 1: wanted money stress if I can from you guys, because
Speaker 1: you when you're up at night worrying, I don't worry
Speaker 1: about money. That used to be one of your biggest things.
Speaker 1: I did. But I really I what are you worry
Speaker 1: about now? Um? Well, nothing, okay, so that was just it.
Speaker 1: I really don't have a lot of do you do?
Speaker 1: You have trouble sleeping a little bit? What are you
Speaker 1: think about when you're not sleeping? You don't have to
Speaker 1: answer if you don't want to. I really don't know.
Speaker 1: I really don't know. You used to worry a lot.
Speaker 1: I'm glad to hear you don't worry anymore. I don't
Speaker 1: worry about money. I just don't. You know. We talked
Speaker 1: to our financial people were okay, yeah, I mean I
Speaker 1: asked your dad how to go with the financial guy.
Speaker 1: He says we're good, and it's like, okay, sleep easy
Speaker 1: and I'm much and boom, no, it doesn't really work.
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, I know, I don't I don't worry
Speaker 1: about but I can't sleep, but I I end up
Speaker 1: going onto my phone and yeah, big mistake. But you
Speaker 1: know that I've given you so many tips for how
Speaker 1: to sleep and you can still be on your phone
Speaker 1: read a book on your phone. Have you ever done that? Oh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it puts you to sleep right away. Books are so boring. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm serious, Like I always fight reading a book when
Speaker 1: I'm tiring, when I'm like sleepless and I'm in bed
Speaker 1: and i'm online reading articles, you know. But if I
Speaker 1: go to my book app and I open up whatever
Speaker 1: book i'm reading, man, I'm out so soon. It is
Speaker 1: like it really is a sleeping pill. It's hard, though,
Speaker 1: to pull up a book when you're sleepless, because you're like,
Speaker 1: I'm bored, I'm sleepless, I don't want to read a book,
Speaker 1: and you're so awake you think there's no way that
Speaker 1: you're going to go to sleep. All right, I'm going
Speaker 1: to try that. Yeah, I'm going to try that. And
Speaker 1: you can download samples of books for free the Eye Bookstore,
Speaker 1: so they'll give you like a hundred pages for free,
Speaker 1: and you can start a book without paying anything. Like
Speaker 1: I just downloaded the new Jonathan Franzen St. Louis writer.
Speaker 1: It's called Crossroads. That is boring as ship. It's about
Speaker 1: like a priest and it's like talking about his day.
Speaker 1: I mean, he's a great writer, but like the beginning
Speaker 1: of books is so boring. Start a book and out,
Speaker 1: I start planning a books. But how do you Why
Speaker 1: do you stop them? Because you' all sleep? They're so
Speaker 1: exactly so use them. Do it on the phone though,
Speaker 1: all right? Yes, Well, one thing I do every single
Speaker 1: night before I go to bed, and that keeps me up.
Speaker 1: Actually it kind of puts me asleep too, because it
Speaker 1: leads me to reading things is I go on Reddit
Speaker 1: every single night. I save it for bedtime. Um, this
Speaker 1: is Reddit Dump Tuesday's edition. Actually it's always on Tuesday.
Speaker 1: This is your Reddit. Dum oh Andrew's voice is that?
Speaker 1: And yes, um okay, so this is what I do.
Speaker 1: I save posts on Reddit that are interesting things that
Speaker 1: I want to share with everyone. Um, look at this.
Speaker 1: I took a picture. This is uh from nature is
Speaker 1: fucking Lit. That's the subreddit Nature is fucking Lit. It's
Speaker 1: just pictures of nature and videos of nature being cool
Speaker 1: as fuck. And this is a picture of a sunset
Speaker 1: and it's all the colors we talked about and it's beautiful.
Speaker 1: And I used it as an image because you know,
Speaker 1: when I'm designing sets for shows or my website, they
Speaker 1: would go send us a mood board of things you like.
Speaker 1: And I need to start saving images of like are
Speaker 1: so we haven want to start um uh meditation. This
Speaker 1: is from the subredit Meditation. It says you don't need
Speaker 1: to achieve anything in life. Your existence is enough. And
Speaker 1: it said I'm not against achieving things in life. It's
Speaker 1: okay to achieve things and be happy about those achievements.
Speaker 1: Just remember that you don't need to achieve anything. And
Speaker 1: I liked that because I think that we value like
Speaker 1: our lives only matter and we only feel good about
Speaker 1: ourselves if we're achieving constantly, and like, what's the next thing.
Speaker 1: Oh I did this, I cleaned this, I cooked this,
Speaker 1: I made that. And if you don't, what are you're
Speaker 1: You're a worthless human. But the truth is you're the
Speaker 1: fact that you exist and get up every day. You
Speaker 1: don't even have to get out of bed. That's that's enough.
Speaker 1: It's but that's what they're saying. They're not saying that's
Speaker 1: an achievement. It's saying it's enough. It's enough. You don't
Speaker 1: have to strive. You don't have to achieve things in
Speaker 1: order to be worthy of makes you feel better though
Speaker 1: for some reason, because we place a value on your work,
Speaker 1: you know, capitalists and we I'm not talking about achievement
Speaker 1: of material goods. I'm talking about achieving that recipe or
Speaker 1: getting through that or or something like that or something
Speaker 1: to like you said, achieve like clean up the closet
Speaker 1: makes you feel really good. But the truth is that
Speaker 1: you don't need to do those things to be worthy
Speaker 1: to to be you know we're doing. Why we do
Speaker 1: things to make us feel why we make strive for
Speaker 1: achievements is to feel a better sense of self worth,
Speaker 1: like I'm a good person, I'm better because of this.
Speaker 1: But the truth is, when a baby is born, you're
Speaker 1: not like they haven't achieved anything yet that really we
Speaker 1: should just like toss it out. No, you hope that
Speaker 1: that you teach this baby, But a baby is worthy
Speaker 1: of love without achieving anything yet. It just is born
Speaker 1: and that's enough. So just because you come able to
Speaker 1: do things, you know, a person who has no achievements
Speaker 1: in life except laying in a bed with a sucking
Speaker 1: tube down their throat on life support is still deserving
Speaker 1: of love and compassion and warmth even if they achieve nothing.
Speaker 1: A homeless person who you can say, wow, they abandon
Speaker 1: every person in their life. They chose drugs for this
Speaker 1: that person, even though you would say wow, they didn't
Speaker 1: achieve anything, there's still human. Just being born and existing
Speaker 1: is enough to deserve love. You don't need to achieve
Speaker 1: things deserve love. It's nice to achieve things because it
Speaker 1: helps other people, and it makes other people comfortable and
Speaker 1: feel loved. But to to and and it's a way
Speaker 1: to give love. But in order to feel worthy of
Speaker 1: receiving love, you don't need to achieve anything. I just
Speaker 1: thought it was interesting. It's not, by the way, this
Speaker 1: is not a that's something I try to live by,
Speaker 1: but it's something I have to remind myself off. That's
Speaker 1: why I just wanted to bring it up, because I'm
Speaker 1: obviously achievement driven. Um. That was when I wanted to
Speaker 1: throw it Andrew, But since there are no men here,
Speaker 1: I can't. UM. I liked this a Life pro tip.
Speaker 1: This is from Life pro Tips. Hanging a bird feeder
Speaker 1: outside your window can help with loneliness and depression. Especially
Speaker 1: remember are locked in and elderly friends those who cannot
Speaker 1: have pets or kids for whatever reason will benefit as well. No,
Speaker 1: actually got me a bird feeder, a window one. I
Speaker 1: think it's a great gift. I don't. It's at my
Speaker 1: parents house. It's a great use it. Sorry, just kidding.
Speaker 1: Do you really use it? Yeah, it's okay if you
Speaker 1: we know we still have it. I mean it fell
Speaker 1: off the window, so I have to put it back up.
Speaker 1: But but it was there, it was there in our bedroom. Sorry, No,
Speaker 1: it's a great gift. Yeah, I just thought, you know,
Speaker 1: the squirrels like that one though, they can really get
Speaker 1: in that one. Then you're bringing then you get squirrels.
Speaker 1: What a great gift for an elderly person or someone
Speaker 1: who bought my mother bird feeders. She was so she
Speaker 1: was a house bad and she we put him outside
Speaker 1: of her window. And oh I loved going to your
Speaker 1: mom's house when we were kids in the apartment building
Speaker 1: and those there were always birds and squirrels climbing up
Speaker 1: the thing little nature observatory. Now her house, I know,
Speaker 1: but even back when she even didn't. But birds are
Speaker 1: great to watch. I mean it makes we love it.
Speaker 1: Even though we're out, we get out. We're not a
Speaker 1: house bound. I just think that, you know, I thought
Speaker 1: that if one person listening to this podcast goes, oh
Speaker 1: my god, my lonely fucking grandma. But like a bird feeder,
Speaker 1: if you have an extra twenty bucks, try to find
Speaker 1: one on facing marketplace. Yea Facebook marketplace might have a
Speaker 1: window one. Yeah, but you can find him at good
Speaker 1: Will because watching birds. Yeah. Goodwill? Good Will. Oh, by
Speaker 1: the way, no way, you had a question about Goodwill
Speaker 1: or you went a Goodwill. I didn't have a question
Speaker 1: about Goodwill. I went to Goodwill for the first time
Speaker 1: in my life this weekend. Oh I understand, I understand.
Speaker 1: Do you get it? Yeah? Did you get anything? I
Speaker 1: gotta walk for ten dollars. They have books. They have
Speaker 1: like better books than the bookstore. So fun because it's
Speaker 1: such an eclectic mix of books. Where you go what
Speaker 1: that I never even thought of this book book. I
Speaker 1: found an alan On book in there that I bought.
Speaker 1: That's awesome. Oh cool, here's the good thing. You feel
Speaker 1: like you can buy something from Goodwill, use it and
Speaker 1: return it, and you've given to Goodwill. You've you've used
Speaker 1: this item. It's just recycling. It's oh yeah you can.
Speaker 1: That's a way you can use things and return them
Speaker 1: and no one's gonna go this looks used. You're like
Speaker 1: it was when I bought it. Bitch, that's so funny.
Speaker 1: You can return it and get your money back. That's
Speaker 1: not what I'm talking about. I'm talking about you. The
Speaker 1: other day we went to Goodwill and you had returns. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I had one dress I had to return. But but
Speaker 1: that's funny. You could have worn it and returned it
Speaker 1: and they looks worn and you have been like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I didn't wear it. That's interested in it what you
Speaker 1: shouldn't do. Um uh. This is from the subreddit Unpopular Opinion.
Speaker 1: Running egg yolk is disgusting every time I see it.
Speaker 1: It makes me want a gag. Watching people cut open
Speaker 1: their egg and have it all over their food ruins
Speaker 1: my appetite. If you enjoy running egg yolk, I bet
Speaker 1: you enjoy eating bookers too. Um. And then this person
Speaker 1: kept editing it because like people kept commenting, and they
Speaker 1: go edit. I want to start a fight with each
Speaker 1: of you individuals like like running egg yolk. Then they
Speaker 1: go edit number two for all the for all those
Speaker 1: I've picked a fight with Funk. Each and every one
Speaker 1: of you. Pick a Denny's parking lot, or any parking
Speaker 1: lot for that matter, and let's fight. If you all
Speaker 1: choose the same parking lot, I don't care. I'll die
Speaker 1: for this. Then Edit three. You think I'm scared because
Speaker 1: I haven't been replying to comments. No, I've been taking
Speaker 1: names in compiling list of all of you that are
Speaker 1: that are getting an assid beating. So far, you horny
Speaker 1: egg yolk glovers are all tied for first place. I'm
Speaker 1: also at works so like priorities, but still, fuck you.
Speaker 1: It was just making me laughs on I hate running
Speaker 1: a yolks them. I mean they do it looks good
Speaker 1: when like soaks over bread, but I get the aversion
Speaker 1: to egg see, I don't. I think anytime I see
Speaker 1: a yoke on top of any kind of food, I'm like,
Speaker 1: that's genius. Who wouldn't think that wasn't until it's kind.
Speaker 1: It's a big thing. It's a big trend, I know
Speaker 1: the finn. The grossest thing though, is um is egg
Speaker 1: whites that aren't fully cooked. Yeah, that's where they're like
Speaker 1: half cooked. That's the grossest final thought, mom um, I
Speaker 1: wanted to know what you ran into a fan? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was so fun. So we were watching Poppy the
Speaker 1: other day and yesterday and we went to my fans
Speaker 1: know what, Bob. We went to the Farmer's Market because
Speaker 1: they were having a big pumpkin patch thing there. So
Speaker 1: we went there and it was obviously a school day
Speaker 1: off because it was teachers meetings or something, so the
Speaker 1: place was packed with kids and young mothers, and and
Speaker 1: your dad and I are walking around bumbling around and
Speaker 1: Poppies getting into stuff and fussing because she didn't like
Speaker 1: anything it was not made for her. She's so pop
Speaker 1: She was so poppy. Anyway, she we we really couldn't find.
Speaker 1: She was not that excited about the place. But we're
Speaker 1: walking through and we're thinking, what else can we find
Speaker 1: for Poppy to do here? And this cute girl with
Speaker 1: her two friends with their little kids, all really cute girls,
Speaker 1: came up and the one said do you mind? My
Speaker 1: husband is such a big fan of your daughters. Didn't
Speaker 1: even say your name, and that could I take a
Speaker 1: picture of you guys? And your dad and I are like,
Speaker 1: uh yeah, sure did She asked you first? Are you
Speaker 1: are you? She just said she knew exactly who we were,
Speaker 1: got it, And she said, my husband's a fan of
Speaker 1: your daughters, and can I take a picture of you guys?
Speaker 1: And she said, my husband's gonna just die. He's just
Speaker 1: gonna die. And so we're like and and your dad's like, oh, well,
Speaker 1: we get this occasional, but not that often. I'm like
Speaker 1: and I was just like laughing because I was like,
Speaker 1: that's so cute. Of course you can. That's really cute
Speaker 1: that you even ask. That's cute. And so she took
Speaker 1: the picture, and they were like, no, get in this picture,
Speaker 1: and she said, oh my god, my husband's gonna die.
Speaker 1: He's just gonna die. So anyway, she took picture, and
Speaker 1: why isn't she a fan? She I didn't. She just
Speaker 1: said my husband, my husband's a fan. I thought that
Speaker 1: was really funny. Too funny too. You want to open
Speaker 1: some Yeah, yeah, yeah, any other thing to that story.
Speaker 1: Just really cute girls. And they were just laughing, and
Speaker 1: we the whole place was looking at us. That was
Speaker 1: the other thing. Oh, when people take pictures with you,
Speaker 1: they go, oh, do you want me to get that?
Speaker 1: Got it? I don't remember got it? Just getting this
Speaker 1: is Oh my god, already I'm cracking up because this
Speaker 1: is on every kid's toy. What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: This fabric? Oh? I like this girl? It a lot?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Nikki, just rip it. No ripping? Is
Speaker 1: this is skirt? Oh? You know this? It goes up
Speaker 1: and down. No, it's not that. It's not okay, cute?
Speaker 1: Let you should will you hold it towards me? It
Speaker 1: looks a little big? Will you? Um? What size of that?
Speaker 1: It's a size or it looks as I might need
Speaker 1: to resell that, But that's cute. Yeah, I just don't.
Speaker 1: It looks like I can just tell it's big or
Speaker 1: too small, too big, but I might be able to
Speaker 1: belt it. It's cute. It's really cute that this is
Speaker 1: not from the store, which means it's already marked down
Speaker 1: a lot. Wait, how much is on on the tag?
Speaker 1: I'll tell you how much I spent out one on
Speaker 1: the tag? Yeah, okay, I'll tell you what I spent on. Well,
Speaker 1: what do you think I should have? What? What is
Speaker 1: going to impress you? If I paid for that? You
Speaker 1: want me to pay forty bucks? No more? Um? No,
Speaker 1: it's okay, forty bucks you think is a good deal? Yeah? Okay,
Speaker 1: let me see what I paid for. I bet you
Speaker 1: paid fifty two. Suck it, suck it. That's really good.
Speaker 1: You paid for the postage obviously. Well when I said, yeah, total, okay,
Speaker 1: so I want to be clear. Okay, yeah, that counts.
Speaker 1: It always counts, It counts. Okay. Sorry, I just like
Speaker 1: the most on a SMR unboxing ever, just a sixty
Speaker 1: two year old woman grunting, just getting do you want
Speaker 1: me to do this? Now? I almost got it. I
Speaker 1: thought I cut I thought you did too, And I'm
Speaker 1: just very confused. This is a nightmare. It kind of okay,
Speaker 1: the first time I feel like Andrew's back. This is
Speaker 1: a very And those are cute. People have been commenting that, wow,
Speaker 1: you're getting a lot aware of those white boots because
Speaker 1: I've been posting pictures of Meal around and I go,
Speaker 1: you know what, I like that, Nicky, I love that. Sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm wearing boots three times wear boots. Yeah. Those look
Speaker 1: actually really big too. What size of those? Look at
Speaker 1: those heels? My god, those um they are nines. Those
Speaker 1: look way bigger. Um. What do you think I pay
Speaker 1: for those? I hope not more than thirty five? Uh, okay,
Speaker 1: it's fine if you can wear them. How can you
Speaker 1: can't wear those heels? I can't? Oh, yes again I
Speaker 1: can wear that. Stuff is on stage all right, so
Speaker 1: you can skip over. Okay, one more Okay, sorry, this
Speaker 1: looks like your handwriting. Oh that's from Halla. Wait did
Speaker 1: you write that? No, she's got the same handwriting. We
Speaker 1: all tried to write like each other. This is my
Speaker 1: friend from Um. She's one of the kids you hear
Speaker 1: on Collection of Kids. This is Hala. She has a
Speaker 1: she has a boutique where she does cross stitching or
Speaker 1: whatever kind of stitching. This is letter for you too.
Speaker 1: Oh nice, let's see and makes these what is it
Speaker 1: called Uproot design? Uproot design? Yees, it's just a sweatshirt
Speaker 1: and then she does those stitching on the bottom and
Speaker 1: it's like a sunset. Isn't that cute? And it's all
Speaker 1: like has like a meaning behind it and stuff. Um,
Speaker 1: and then there's one more thing in there. It should
Speaker 1: be one more thing in the bag. Yeah really okay, Nikki.
Speaker 1: I hope this pouch goes some cool places with you.
Speaker 1: Yes there is, Oh here it is. Oh if you
Speaker 1: love with it, I'd make a great treasure bag for Poppy.
Speaker 1: I felt strange sending it empty. Then stumbled upon these
Speaker 1: two potas key stones. Maybe you remember them from Michigan.
Speaker 1: If not, put them underwater and wait for their magic.
Speaker 1: I'm excited for you, and that's all in the work works.
Speaker 1: More than that, I appreciate your friendship. I love you.
Speaker 1: Sorry for any stray dog hairs, and sorry I didn't
Speaker 1: stitch a weird personal message on the inside of the bag.
Speaker 1: When I thought of this, I had seen the two
Speaker 1: sides together and it wouldn't have worked. So instead you
Speaker 1: just get it into card. N G I T B
Speaker 1: B A I A O S L. Nikki Glazer is
Speaker 1: the best. We always write like an acronym and I
Speaker 1: don't know what that one is, but that's cool. It's
Speaker 1: a jewelry Um. Wow, that's a lot of stitching, yea design.
Speaker 1: So look at what you do because I travel with
Speaker 1: jewelry and I always lose it. Yeah. I read herd thing.
Speaker 1: It's like ten and a half inches spread out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then you put yourself in it and then you
Speaker 1: sench it and the jewelry holder love uproot design made
Speaker 1: by my friend Holiday. Thank you how cute. Thank you
Speaker 1: mom for being here today on the podcast. Thanks for
Speaker 1: asking me any final words of wisdom or any want
Speaker 1: to say the fans, Uh to your fans, Yeah, to
Speaker 1: the busties, to the besties. I think they're so lucky
Speaker 1: that you are such a compassionate uh person, and that
Speaker 1: you really do feel like you are giving them great
Speaker 1: advice and you're helping them in their day to day.
Speaker 1: I love that you feel like you're doing something just
Speaker 1: kidding them, No, no, no, I mean I love that
Speaker 1: you are doing what you're doing. You should. That's why
Speaker 1: I wanted you to see the meet and grades, because
Speaker 1: when I meet a bustie at they like start crying.
Speaker 1: Sometimes we have a really long hug. I've been meeting
Speaker 1: fans for ten plus years after shows. Has never been
Speaker 1: like this, and I've been I've been this kind of
Speaker 1: famous for a while. It's not about that, It's about
Speaker 1: this podcast. Thank you for putting up with me. I
Speaker 1: was a lot today, I'm always a lot. Don't have
Speaker 1: all the swells and sw Yeah, Jack, just kidding.