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Speaker 1: Nicky Glazer Podcast. Here's Nicky. Hello, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 1: I'm Nicky Glazer. It's Nicki Glazer Podcast. It's Tuesday here

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Speaker 1: in St. Louis, Missouri, in my apartment. Um, Andrew Colin

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Speaker 1: is still away on a golf trip. He's coming back today.

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Speaker 1: He's not able to make the show today, so we

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Speaker 1: have a special guest lined up to fill in for him.

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Speaker 1: And uh, you know, after careful, careful consideration of all

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Speaker 1: the celebs in St. Louis that could be here in

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Speaker 1: person to fill in for him, we settled on um,

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Speaker 1: you know, the star of Uh. She's been on Not

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Speaker 1: Safe with Nicki Glazer. She's been um on you up

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Speaker 1: on Sirius xm Um, she's been on you up the podcast.

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Speaker 1: I mean, she's done a lot of stuff. It's it's

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Speaker 1: my mom, Julie Glazer. She's sang with Jerry Springer one

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Speaker 1: time in Cincinnati when he was the mayor. Yeah, oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: she got up on stage and sang with him and um,

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Speaker 1: yeah he was a mayor of Cincinnati and he like

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Speaker 1: had a prostitute scandal or something. And uh, my mom

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Speaker 1: still claims that she was not paid for what she did. Um.

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Speaker 1: That was a joke that my mom's prostitute, but she's

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Speaker 1: the farthest thing from it. She would never My mom

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Speaker 1: is over at my place, and I woke up this

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Speaker 1: morning with that kind of panic of like my mom's

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Speaker 1: coming over and I didn't clean, Like it doesn't look

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Speaker 1: like I have it together. She generally comes over straight

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Speaker 1: in a little bit and she's always just like you are,

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Speaker 1: just like who is she doesn't understand, like who is

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Speaker 1: this child? I didn't This is not the Nikki I recognized,

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Speaker 1: and today it is. You know, the place is a

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Speaker 1: little disheved, and um, I don't know, there's not a

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Speaker 1: duvet on my bed. You know that kind of like

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Speaker 1: life where you just like it's too tiring to I

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Speaker 1: mean on my dude. Of I don't know about your dude,

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Speaker 1: but you gotta tie inside each of the ends so

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Speaker 1: that they stay. Not because you have to, but because

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Speaker 1: there is a tie inside of the ones that I have.

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Speaker 1: From God, what is the company? They're really good duvets.

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Speaker 1: I should look it up because they sent me something.

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Speaker 1: I want to give them a shout out because it

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Speaker 1: was really nice. Um, I uh, God, not having Andrew

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Speaker 1: here has been a little bit lonely. I like having

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Speaker 1: a roommate. It's making me think about what to do

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Speaker 1: in his absence. I think I'm just gonna have friends

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Speaker 1: come in for months at a time, and just like live,

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Speaker 1: I might go away from months at a time. I'm like, baby,

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Speaker 1: I can go anywhere. I mean, I gotta you know,

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Speaker 1: I'll do the podcast from anywhere. But um, I'll design

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Speaker 1: a pink and blue wall like screen that I take

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Speaker 1: with me everywhere. Um. Yeah, it's like it's kind of

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Speaker 1: nice to have this podcast, do you know, Because it's

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Speaker 1: like there's this is the most permanent thing I've ever

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Speaker 1: been that's ever been in my apartment. You know that

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Speaker 1: I I put work into that and I don't want

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Speaker 1: to leave. Like that's the reason my parents aren't leaving

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Speaker 1: their house. It's like my mom's done so much work

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Speaker 1: on the house that they don't want to abandon all

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Speaker 1: these things that they have like their hands in. What

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Speaker 1: about you, are you doing like home projects that you're

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Speaker 1: like making your mark on your house? Well, I know

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Speaker 1: your yard, Like you don't want to talk about it

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Speaker 1: and think about it, but the yard has been cleared,

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Speaker 1: so that was a huge investment. I'm sorry. I the yard.

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm realizing that I thought you had yard problems

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Speaker 1: when you were saying that I don't know what a

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Speaker 1: yard is. Remember when we were talking about the thing

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Speaker 1: that is our personal hell or like something, what it

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Speaker 1: was about if we were doing intros for love on

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Speaker 1: the spectrum, Yeah, you were like, I don't like no

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Speaker 1: like yard things, and I that was the measurement, right, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't know how long a yard is, but for

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Speaker 1: like a second, I thought it was like your yard.

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Speaker 1: And so that's cemented in my brain that you have

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Speaker 1: yard problems that you did. Okay, so I'm not like

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Speaker 1: crazy about that, but that's the power of being of misunderstanding.

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Speaker 1: Even if you get corrected two seconds after it and

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Speaker 1: you go, oh, you meant the yard. I still think

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Speaker 1: you have yard problems even though you do. But like

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Speaker 1: it's based on up you know, something that wasn't really true.

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Speaker 1: So when people trick people and go, you know, I

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Speaker 1: got the promotion, I'm just kidding I didn't. There's a

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Speaker 1: part of you that like your brain makes like a

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Speaker 1: little stamp, like they got a promotion. Um, okay, what's

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Speaker 1: going on with your house? Well, uh, anything that we're

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Speaker 1: gonna do this house. We're gonna stay here for a

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Speaker 1: long time because it's I mean, for one, we purchased

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Speaker 1: long time, right. But people always buy houses and then

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Speaker 1: flip them and then leave, which I don't understand. I

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Speaker 1: don't know how. The house is such an arduous process.

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Speaker 1: Why would you want to do that over and over

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Speaker 1: and over and moving? Moving and buying a house or

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Speaker 1: two of the most stressful things ever. Yeah, and I've

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Speaker 1: moved so many times over the last decade, I think

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Speaker 1: like one point five times per year, and especially in

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Speaker 1: the last two years. Yeah, it's so you're I'm so

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Speaker 1: glad You're like, yes, we love this house, We're committed.

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Speaker 1: We're staying for as long is it until we outgrow it? Yes, exactly.

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Speaker 1: But I was gonna say, your mom, Julie, she helped

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Speaker 1: design the studio. She's so good at um staging homes

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Speaker 1: and stuffy And it's like, you have to be so

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Speaker 1: decisive to be able to do that, because but it is,

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Speaker 1: that's the thing. That decisiveness is something that I've learned

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Speaker 1: to have. Like it's not easy for me choosing something

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Speaker 1: I try to make decisions quicker than then I have

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Speaker 1: allowed than the time I have allowed to choose. Especially

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Speaker 1: when you're doing something like home design or home repair,

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Speaker 1: and like redoing a room, you have infinite time because

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Speaker 1: there's no you're not having a deadline on yourself. Maybe

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Speaker 1: there's a deadline, like you know, we gotta get it

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Speaker 1: done before Christmas or something like that, but then you

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Speaker 1: can push that. People push those deadlines. So I tend

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Speaker 1: to just go I've learned from people who are good

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Speaker 1: at making decisions that they just go that, like I

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Speaker 1: like that, Let's just stick with it, like the first

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Speaker 1: thing you think, see that you like instead of this,

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Speaker 1: like there might be something better out there. That's what

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Speaker 1: I think gets in the way of living your life

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Speaker 1: because you spend so much time browsing online for different

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Speaker 1: tiles and maybe I can get maybe you can save

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Speaker 1: seventeen cents per foot somewhere else. It's just like your

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Speaker 1: life is money, your time is money. That's seventeen and

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Speaker 1: you're gonna save by searching for seven more hours. Is

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Speaker 1: seven hours of work that is more costly than the

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Speaker 1: seventeen cents per foot or whatever it is you know

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Speaker 1: what I'm saying, Like, if you if you boil it

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Speaker 1: down to that kind stuff, you're making decisions and just going.

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Speaker 1: And what is cooler than someone who just like whether

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Speaker 1: I when you go, when I go, When I say

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Speaker 1: to Anya, it used to bug me that she could

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Speaker 1: just go, let's just go to I literally like the

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Speaker 1: store that rug vat pillow that like she would design

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Speaker 1: my my apartments. And I go, how do you know that?

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Speaker 1: Like why just this store? Like why don't we look

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Speaker 1: everywhere for like cheaper that's that pillows? Two? She's like,

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Speaker 1: because you can afford it and it's a nice pillow

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Speaker 1: and it's always it's classic, it's gonna last forever. And

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Speaker 1: I'd be like, how do you know that it's gonna

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Speaker 1: was like there wasn't a part of me that was like,

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Speaker 1: what's wrong with you? I was like I admired it.

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Speaker 1: So if you force yourself to make hasty decisions like that,

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Speaker 1: you can be someone You're no different than those people.

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Speaker 1: Those people don't know something that you don't know, they

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Speaker 1: just know that their time is more valuable, and they

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Speaker 1: don't they have more you know, self esteem, and and

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Speaker 1: the fact that these objects really aren't going to define

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Speaker 1: They just you know, value their time and what they

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Speaker 1: spend it on. But there's something about just being like

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Speaker 1: I like it, let's get it. I've just been more

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Speaker 1: it would bring things into my life that I didn't

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Speaker 1: really like, you know, like on posh Mark, for instance,

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Speaker 1: I just blindly I buy things so so I'll heart them.

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Speaker 1: Let me say, in my process posh Mark, by the way,

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Speaker 1: if you haven't heard, I talked about all the time,

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Speaker 1: it's like an eBay, but it's like for resale items.

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Speaker 1: I heart them. I go through in heart. Then people

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Speaker 1: that's a nice discount. Never ever just buy it straight

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Speaker 1: out unless it's like the best thing ever, and you

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Speaker 1: then I just go, is this better than everything I

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Speaker 1: And then I just buy it. I've been like killing

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Speaker 1: it on push Mark, and I never kill it on

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Speaker 1: online shopping, no one ever. I liked to online shop

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Speaker 1: you want to sell this on eBay? And she goes,

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Speaker 1: then I look at her eBay site and it's like,

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Speaker 1: you know, it's been there for fucking months. Um. What

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Speaker 1: I will say. I did a tweet one time that said,

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Speaker 1: I always wondered, why God I put spit a piece

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Speaker 1: of oatmeal onto this mike disgusting. Um. I always wondered

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Speaker 1: why fitting rooms have bad lighting? Why would you have

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Speaker 1: them do. If if girls out there, let me know

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Speaker 1: which which shops have good lighting, because that's why I

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Speaker 1: avoid them. And and then I realized, oh, I know,

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Speaker 1: because you you make women. Because when I'm shopping, I

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Speaker 1: do not look good. I don't have a spray tan,

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Speaker 1: I don't want my makeup done, my hair looks ratty

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Speaker 1: and greasy. I like the lighting is harsh. It brings

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Speaker 1: It makes my legs look gray. It looks and my

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Speaker 1: skin look gray. It's just like the carpets, kind of

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Speaker 1: you feel like, I, how how's my decisiveness? Because working

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Speaker 1: you're very decisive. I thought you were really good. We're

428
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Speaker 1: really impressed with because you work with a lot of

429
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Speaker 1: people on what they want to do with their homes.

430
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Speaker 1: Well you were like, uh, I really well, you were

431
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Speaker 1: really actually pretty decisive. I was pretty impressed with that

432
00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:47,320
Speaker 1: because you would go no, I don't like that. It's

433
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Speaker 1: like some people can't even say that. They could just

434
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Speaker 1: say just say, um, I don't know, but you're like no,

435
00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:56,359
Speaker 1: I don't like that. That's the thing. I don't know

436
00:22:56,400 --> 00:22:59,520
Speaker 1: where to start, but I because I don't if I'm

437
00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:01,800
Speaker 1: just starting with like a vacuum, what do you want

438
00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:04,480
Speaker 1: your studio to look like? I don't know. I have

439
00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:06,640
Speaker 1: no vision. But when you show me things, I can

440
00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:10,520
Speaker 1: go yes, no, and then from there we can build something. Well,

441
00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:12,920
Speaker 1: I think when we decided to do this, we're kind

442
00:23:12,920 --> 00:23:16,760
Speaker 1: of going off your colors for the backdrop. But the backdrop,

443
00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:19,600
Speaker 1: how did this backdrop? How did we get to this, Yeah,

444
00:23:19,680 --> 00:23:21,399
Speaker 1: I mean this backdrop, like I had to be a

445
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:24,080
Speaker 1: decision to this, wasn't Yeah, well here was the decision.

446
00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:29,399
Speaker 1: We just looked at your podcast and kind of just

447
00:23:29,880 --> 00:23:34,879
Speaker 1: not the um the low square. Yeah. So we're just

448
00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:37,880
Speaker 1: looking at that and we're like, going, those are good colors.

449
00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:39,880
Speaker 1: Let's stay with those. And no, how did we get

450
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Speaker 1: to that? Yeah? How did you get to that? I

451
00:23:41,680 --> 00:23:43,520
Speaker 1: remember being in the Caymans when we were looking at

452
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Speaker 1: I remember we got a couple of different options and

453
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Speaker 1: the designer, you know, we asked for like happy colors,

454
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Speaker 1: we want positive and it kind of reminded us of

455
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Speaker 1: a sunset, and that's why we chose it that And

456
00:24:00,680 --> 00:24:03,119
Speaker 1: that's what I keep saying. Why isn't everything the color

457
00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:05,199
Speaker 1: of a sunset? I think we can all agree the

458
00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:09,440
Speaker 1: most beautiful thing in the world is pink, A pink, yellow,

459
00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:14,240
Speaker 1: blue sunset. I mean it's honestly, that's the image that's

460
00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:18,560
Speaker 1: in our core as human beings. Is waking? Is that calming,

461
00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:22,560
Speaker 1: beautiful sunset? Why isn't everything that color? And that's why

462
00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:27,840
Speaker 1: I love um Taylor Swiss Lover album is her That's

463
00:24:27,880 --> 00:24:30,439
Speaker 1: the color scheme I love for literally everything in my life,

464
00:24:30,920 --> 00:24:34,040
Speaker 1: and it's just like that, you know, new day or

465
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Speaker 1: I guess sunset not New day sunrise? Why sunrise is

466
00:24:37,320 --> 00:24:43,080
Speaker 1: never pink and purple? Okay, well yeah, I just love pink. Yeah,

467
00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:45,399
Speaker 1: it's a happy color for sure. And I think I

468
00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:47,800
Speaker 1: fought it for so long because it means you're like girly.

469
00:24:48,359 --> 00:24:51,959
Speaker 1: Well it's kind of a youth and weak thing to

470
00:24:52,119 --> 00:24:55,520
Speaker 1: have pink. But it's kind of coming around, I think. Well,

471
00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:57,879
Speaker 1: there was a really hot streak for pink um. It

472
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Speaker 1: was called Millennial Pink and there's a bunch of articles

473
00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:03,919
Speaker 1: about it and it was, um, you know, Pantone the

474
00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:08,159
Speaker 1: or Pantene pro v. Whoever decides what colors are going

475
00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:11,560
Speaker 1: to be the new colors, millennial pink. Every single business

476
00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:15,560
Speaker 1: chose millennial pink everything, like it was everywhere, It was

477
00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:17,840
Speaker 1: all all the startups used it for their apps like

478
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Speaker 1: it was the new. It was a way to say

479
00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:23,800
Speaker 1: we're new and hip. And now, you know, millennials, not

480
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:28,560
Speaker 1: millennials are old now now it's gen z And you know,

481
00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:32,040
Speaker 1: so pink was pink is is not as in now

482
00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:35,560
Speaker 1: as it was five to ten years ago and had

483
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Speaker 1: it's heyday. But I'm still in love and you know what,

484
00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:41,040
Speaker 1: Tim Kardashian brought it back in a big way on SNL.

485
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Speaker 1: Did you see her outfit that opening monogue? Was there

486
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Speaker 1: any part of her body that wasn't covered in pink?

487
00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:49,960
Speaker 1: I mean she was her face, was it? Yeah? That

488
00:25:50,040 --> 00:25:51,640
Speaker 1: was but even I think she had a pink lip?

489
00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:55,959
Speaker 1: Do you know that? Kanye? Um, there's this great uh,

490
00:25:56,280 --> 00:25:58,520
Speaker 1: I love any news about Kanye. Oh my god, there's

491
00:25:58,520 --> 00:26:01,520
Speaker 1: this great thing and um, I think it's the New

492
00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:05,879
Speaker 1: York magazine, but it's uh, it's called something that I

493
00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:08,280
Speaker 1: think about all the time. It's it's that's the name

494
00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:10,800
Speaker 1: of like the series. It's like something that I'll never forget.

495
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:14,240
Speaker 1: And it's always pop culture moments that stay with these

496
00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:18,520
Speaker 1: writers forever, you know, Like one was when Zack Effron

497
00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:21,480
Speaker 1: dropped a condom on the red carpet for the High

498
00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:24,760
Speaker 1: School Musical Awards. Like these little cultural touchstones that like

499
00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:29,280
Speaker 1: are so funny or like you know, um, and one

500
00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:31,320
Speaker 1: of them was what did you just say? What we're

501
00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:34,640
Speaker 1: just talking about? Like Kanye? Kanye? Okay? One of them

502
00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:37,760
Speaker 1: was sorry, I'm a d D today. One of them

503
00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:40,439
Speaker 1: was Kanye. They just did a great one which was

504
00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:43,639
Speaker 1: like all, they compiled all their writers ones over the

505
00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:45,720
Speaker 1: years and it's a it's a column they do regularly,

506
00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:48,920
Speaker 1: please look into it. But it was Kanye one time.

507
00:26:49,119 --> 00:26:52,520
Speaker 1: Oh it was the Kankardassian version. So they had all

508
00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:56,080
Speaker 1: their writers that are Kardashians fans right in moments from

509
00:26:56,119 --> 00:26:59,320
Speaker 1: the Kardashian series that will always stay with them. And

510
00:26:59,359 --> 00:27:02,160
Speaker 1: you know, that show has been on for like twenty seasons,

511
00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:05,080
Speaker 1: probably more, and then all the spinoffs. It's probably thirty

512
00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:09,800
Speaker 1: plus different shows of Kardashians, And so there's been hundreds

513
00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:12,720
Speaker 1: of weird moments that you go that happened. There was

514
00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:16,320
Speaker 1: one where Um Kim got a package from Kanye of

515
00:27:16,359 --> 00:27:20,640
Speaker 1: like these small glasses like sunglasses that were like skinny,

516
00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:22,520
Speaker 1: and it was a note from him. She was like

517
00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:25,040
Speaker 1: away on something business and it was a note from

518
00:27:25,119 --> 00:27:28,880
Speaker 1: him that said, no more big sunglasses. These are in now.

519
00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:31,840
Speaker 1: Don't wear any big sunglasses or something like that. And

520
00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:33,840
Speaker 1: it was this woman had been watching the show and

521
00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:35,760
Speaker 1: was just like that was the weirdest moment that he

522
00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:38,199
Speaker 1: just like banned her from wearing big sunglasses. And that

523
00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:41,000
Speaker 1: was a big shift, by the way, when skinny sunglasses

524
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:44,680
Speaker 1: were brought buck in because big ones. Nicole Ritchie brought

525
00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:48,560
Speaker 1: those in Remember when I mean thin was nineties, Yeah,

526
00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:52,720
Speaker 1: but I don't even remember thin coming back. It's back, Yeah,

527
00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:56,639
Speaker 1: they're back and um. And then he also one time

528
00:27:56,920 --> 00:28:04,199
Speaker 1: flew overnight to Paris or something to make sure to

529
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:06,240
Speaker 1: see in person because pictures wouldn't do it justice what

530
00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:08,520
Speaker 1: she was going to wear to something. He also when

531
00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:11,000
Speaker 1: they started dating, got rid of her entire closet, closet

532
00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:15,640
Speaker 1: of clothes and bought her new clothes. Very controlling, very interesting,

533
00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:19,320
Speaker 1: these little moments. Is anything called in pop culture stand

534
00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:21,000
Speaker 1: out to you where it was like, what the funk

535
00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:23,840
Speaker 1: was that? Well, that's really going to stick in my

536
00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:27,440
Speaker 1: mind that when I say the most weird thing you've

537
00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:29,000
Speaker 1: seen on reality shows, because you watch a lot of

538
00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:31,520
Speaker 1: reality and that's where we're getting these moments, the most

539
00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:33,879
Speaker 1: bizarre thing you've seen on housewives that just stands out

540
00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:35,639
Speaker 1: to you when I say, when if you're trying to

541
00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:38,320
Speaker 1: tell someone about the Housewives and be like, it's they're

542
00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:41,360
Speaker 1: so weird and so wild, here's the moment. What do

543
00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:44,840
Speaker 1: you think of? First thought? I don't know, I think

544
00:28:44,840 --> 00:28:50,360
Speaker 1: of what Lisa Renna's lips They've got me? Just do

545
00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:55,080
Speaker 1: It's like, are you kidding? I know that's her signature. Yeah,

546
00:28:55,160 --> 00:28:59,000
Speaker 1: it's like, okay, what's your signature mean? Then? Do you

547
00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:02,800
Speaker 1: have to have the lips that you know, um, that

548
00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:05,200
Speaker 1: looks like you give a great blow job? Is that?

549
00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:08,320
Speaker 1: That's what that's all about. It's about making your lips

550
00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:12,480
Speaker 1: look like a monkey's pussy, you know, like Gant you

551
00:29:12,480 --> 00:29:14,920
Speaker 1: know when they present to their mates on a branch

552
00:29:15,040 --> 00:29:17,720
Speaker 1: and the baboom like rolls over. It's Lisa a Renna's

553
00:29:17,760 --> 00:29:20,880
Speaker 1: lips underneath that baboon where you go to the zoo

554
00:29:20,920 --> 00:29:22,760
Speaker 1: and you go, kids, let's not watch this exit. Let's

555
00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:26,479
Speaker 1: go over to the bonobos because the apes are in

556
00:29:26,480 --> 00:29:29,200
Speaker 1: in heat and it's just awkward seeing this, like wet

557
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:33,640
Speaker 1: Lisa Wrenna's lips coming out of this monkey's bottom and

558
00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:37,120
Speaker 1: she just know do you like? Do you not like her?

559
00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:40,880
Speaker 1: In general? No? I think she's a phony Balogney. Is

560
00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:44,040
Speaker 1: anyone on those shows not a phony Balogne? Is there

561
00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:47,000
Speaker 1: someone that you're like, I'd be friends with her? You know?

562
00:29:47,080 --> 00:29:50,000
Speaker 1: There are moments when I think that, and then they

563
00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:52,600
Speaker 1: pray and then and then they do kind of betray you.

564
00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:54,920
Speaker 1: But who in general? If you got to go to

565
00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:58,640
Speaker 1: dinner with three housewives? Who are you picking? And this

566
00:29:58,720 --> 00:30:01,239
Speaker 1: is not going to happen, So just say whoever you want. Well,

567
00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:04,120
Speaker 1: I would go with Erica Jane right now because she

568
00:30:04,160 --> 00:30:06,840
Speaker 1: just want to know. I want to know some ship. Now,

569
00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:09,840
Speaker 1: do you know what? You're getting dragged? She's getting dragged

570
00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:13,920
Speaker 1: through the mud, Erica Jane. She is, She's getting dragged.

571
00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:17,480
Speaker 1: But you know, do you like her? There are times

572
00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:19,640
Speaker 1: I like her, but right now I do not like her.

573
00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:21,280
Speaker 1: I think I met her at the MTV or I

574
00:30:21,360 --> 00:30:24,760
Speaker 1: made fun of her at the MTV did the Reality

575
00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:27,360
Speaker 1: Awards because I said something she hasn't She hasn't she

576
00:30:27,440 --> 00:30:31,680
Speaker 1: sings right, Yeah, she's got a show. She went on. Oh,

577
00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:34,680
Speaker 1: I said, you know what, we've seen celebrities, reality stars

578
00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:37,600
Speaker 1: are so brave. We've seen them do humiliating things for

579
00:30:37,640 --> 00:30:41,880
Speaker 1: our energy that we you know, for our entertaining pleasure. Snooky,

580
00:30:41,880 --> 00:30:44,959
Speaker 1: we've seen you fall drunkenly in the bush, you know, Bubba,

581
00:30:45,040 --> 00:30:46,840
Speaker 1: while we've seen you do this. Erica Jane, you made

582
00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:51,440
Speaker 1: an album and then everyone you know laughs. So okay,

583
00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:53,280
Speaker 1: Erica Jane, because you want to know, because I want

584
00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:54,560
Speaker 1: to know, what do you want? What do you want

585
00:30:54,600 --> 00:30:58,400
Speaker 1: to ask her, Well, first of all, really you didn't.

586
00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:02,560
Speaker 1: You didn't know anything. I don't even know what you're

587
00:31:02,560 --> 00:31:06,400
Speaker 1: talking about. Her husband is an attorney who got caught

588
00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:11,360
Speaker 1: like spending the money that the from a flight in

589
00:31:11,360 --> 00:31:17,480
Speaker 1: Indonesia that um crashed, and he represented the victims and

590
00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:19,840
Speaker 1: spent the money the reward money, just spent the money

591
00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:24,520
Speaker 1: and gave her money, and they lived a very lavish lifestyle. Well,

592
00:31:24,560 --> 00:31:27,000
Speaker 1: to get on that show, you gotta keep up, you

593
00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:30,400
Speaker 1: gotta you gotta have the lips, you gotta have the face. Okay,

594
00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:33,760
Speaker 1: so we got Erica Jane. Who else? Um, uh, Lisa

595
00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:37,200
Speaker 1: vander Pump. I was gonna say, oh, you love Lisa

596
00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:39,840
Speaker 1: vander Do you know that I've been asked to do

597
00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:43,600
Speaker 1: a show many times? Well, a lot of times Lisa

598
00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:47,480
Speaker 1: vander Pump was either running late or something her dog

599
00:31:47,560 --> 00:31:51,080
Speaker 1: had to have dental surgery or something, you know, something

600
00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:53,880
Speaker 1: came up, and and other times I had to I

601
00:31:53,920 --> 00:31:56,200
Speaker 1: wasn't able to be there in person, and I wanted

602
00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:58,760
Speaker 1: to do it a zoom and and Lisa would really

603
00:31:58,800 --> 00:32:01,840
Speaker 1: like to do it in person. And um, I did

604
00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:03,880
Speaker 1: not even want to do the show because I thought

605
00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:07,760
Speaker 1: I am just such a messy person. I'm going to

606
00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:11,040
Speaker 1: show up wearing a disheveled Taylor Swift shirt and a

607
00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:13,200
Speaker 1: and a you know, a ball cap I got from

608
00:32:13,520 --> 00:32:17,320
Speaker 1: TJ Max for four ninety nine and you know, and

609
00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:19,160
Speaker 1: my hair will be frizzy. I haven't gotten cut in

610
00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:21,640
Speaker 1: a while, and that she would just judge me. And

611
00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:23,960
Speaker 1: then I listened to her podcast, which I was asked

612
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:26,600
Speaker 1: to do, and my friend Little Esther Provinski was on,

613
00:32:27,160 --> 00:32:30,040
Speaker 1: and my friend little Leester is one of my favorite

614
00:32:30,040 --> 00:32:36,920
Speaker 1: people because she's adorable, so funny, gorgeous, talented. Oh my god, Mom,

615
00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:39,200
Speaker 1: you have to listen to this episode. And I implore

616
00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:42,640
Speaker 1: our listeners to as well, Little Esther Provinsky And if

617
00:32:42,640 --> 00:32:45,240
Speaker 1: you don't follow her already on Instagram, Little Esther, definitely

618
00:32:45,280 --> 00:32:48,440
Speaker 1: follow her. She went into Lisa vander Bump's house. She

619
00:32:48,520 --> 00:32:52,200
Speaker 1: was wearing sweatpants and like dirty shoes and like just

620
00:32:52,280 --> 00:32:54,560
Speaker 1: dressing like she is. She's not trying to be anyone else.

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00:32:54,760 --> 00:32:57,920
Speaker 1: She shows up in her car, which I as someone

622
00:32:58,520 --> 00:33:00,800
Speaker 1: I'm a messy person and my car is generally a

623
00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:05,320
Speaker 1: reflection of that her car. I one time saw a

624
00:33:05,320 --> 00:33:08,000
Speaker 1: Little Esther's car and I was just like, oh, you're

625
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:13,680
Speaker 1: not kidding like you're like cups cans like me and

626
00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:17,600
Speaker 1: my worst you know me me actually meeting me, because

627
00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:19,920
Speaker 1: but I'm cleaning up, not for me. I'm cleaning up

628
00:33:19,920 --> 00:33:22,040
Speaker 1: for other people. So if anything's ever cleaned, it's it's

629
00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:24,280
Speaker 1: not for me the way I would live if I

630
00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:27,680
Speaker 1: had my druthers. But Esther just just she doesn't have

631
00:33:27,680 --> 00:33:29,240
Speaker 1: a little self esteem about it. She's just like, this

632
00:33:29,280 --> 00:33:31,920
Speaker 1: is just the way I am. And she goes into Lisa,

633
00:33:33,040 --> 00:33:34,960
Speaker 1: and Lisa was getting such a kick out of her.

634
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:37,760
Speaker 1: She was, I just love you. She was like, and

635
00:33:38,240 --> 00:33:40,800
Speaker 1: you just wear whatever you want and you and and

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Speaker 1: as he goes, oh my god, Lisa, if you saw

637
00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:44,960
Speaker 1: my car, she was, what tell me about your car?

638
00:33:45,160 --> 00:33:48,080
Speaker 1: She goes, there's cans every She just described her car

639
00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:49,560
Speaker 1: where she didn't even have to it was parked on

640
00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:52,040
Speaker 1: the street. Lisa would have never seen it. She goes into,

641
00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:56,200
Speaker 1: you know, detail about how disgusting her cars, and Lisa

642
00:33:56,280 --> 00:33:59,960
Speaker 1: is cracking up and just loved her. And it's gotta

643
00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:02,440
Speaker 1: good side. And I wrote to little Esther. I went

644
00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:05,640
Speaker 1: to Esther and to go, I am just I am

645
00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:10,040
Speaker 1: blown away at your vulnerability, to be messy, to be imperfect,

646
00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:13,080
Speaker 1: in front of someone that I I don't know Lisa

647
00:34:13,160 --> 00:34:15,680
Speaker 1: vander Pump, but she has that accent and she is

648
00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:21,000
Speaker 1: everything's white and lavish pink. Really, she's a pink girl. Well,

649
00:34:21,800 --> 00:34:24,760
Speaker 1: I realized in that interview. And I really want any

650
00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:27,799
Speaker 1: messy women out there. I know you are fans of

651
00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:30,640
Speaker 1: mine already, messy women, messy men that have shame about

652
00:34:30,640 --> 00:34:35,440
Speaker 1: being messy. Go listen to Esther Povitski on Lisa Vanderpump's podcast.

653
00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:39,280
Speaker 1: It gave me so much. I mean, it changed everything

654
00:34:39,320 --> 00:34:43,239
Speaker 1: for me because I you just see how cool esther

655
00:34:43,400 --> 00:34:45,919
Speaker 1: is and how much um, Lisa vander Pump, this woman

656
00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:49,040
Speaker 1: that you think would judge so harshly anyone who wasn't

657
00:34:49,040 --> 00:34:51,440
Speaker 1: as prim and proper as she is, and she just

658
00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:56,719
Speaker 1: loves her and it doesn't matter there She's got her vulnerable.

659
00:34:56,840 --> 00:34:58,839
Speaker 1: But I mean, if you met Lisa Vanderpump, how worried

660
00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:00,440
Speaker 1: would you be by your house? You would allow her

661
00:35:00,480 --> 00:35:02,239
Speaker 1: to come over here? I would meet her at her

662
00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:05,000
Speaker 1: house exactly, or in a restaurant, but you could at

663
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:09,160
Speaker 1: her restaurant. You would meet her at okay, um, real quick?

664
00:35:09,160 --> 00:35:10,480
Speaker 1: I would do want to say one thing when you

665
00:35:10,520 --> 00:35:12,000
Speaker 1: mentioned the mikes, and it brings us back to this.

666
00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:16,560
Speaker 1: Do you remember the Kathy Griffin story about um would

667
00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:21,239
Speaker 1: She went on Oprah about the mic, the the barber

668
00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:26,480
Speaker 1: Ferman Diamond. Well, let me just refresh her. Kathy is

669
00:35:26,520 --> 00:35:28,920
Speaker 1: one of my mom's favorite comedians, probably your favorite comedian.

670
00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:33,880
Speaker 1: I love her, but she cracks me up. Yeah, I

671
00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:36,080
Speaker 1: think I got you for the first time this past

672
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:39,640
Speaker 1: Chicago show. Like, I think he became a maybe a

673
00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:43,160
Speaker 1: fan of mine. Dad. Did I know that's hard for you? Like,

674
00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:45,040
Speaker 1: I don't ever expect you guys to like my kind

675
00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:47,640
Speaker 1: of comedy. It's not for you. But Dad became a

676
00:35:47,640 --> 00:35:49,160
Speaker 1: fan of mine. He was like, I get it. I

677
00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:50,879
Speaker 1: think you're like if you weren't my daughter, I would

678
00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:54,280
Speaker 1: be a fan. I was like, got you. So Kathy

679
00:35:54,280 --> 00:35:57,520
Speaker 1: Griffin told a story on one of her specials about

680
00:35:57,880 --> 00:36:01,320
Speaker 1: meeting or being on the Oprah win For Show and

681
00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:03,360
Speaker 1: she goes on and it was the day after Barbara

682
00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:05,600
Speaker 1: Streisand had been on oprah Show. And of course, when

683
00:36:05,640 --> 00:36:10,080
Speaker 1: Barbara comes on Oprah Show, Oprah's huge Streisand fan and

684
00:36:10,360 --> 00:36:12,160
Speaker 1: was just like, oh my god. You know, it was

685
00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:14,919
Speaker 1: the first time Barbara had come out of hiding for

686
00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:17,160
Speaker 1: years and makes this appearance and she sings a song

687
00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:20,120
Speaker 1: on Oprah stage and the mic is white. It's like,

688
00:36:21,080 --> 00:36:23,040
Speaker 1: you know, the whole thing, the whole thing is white.

689
00:36:23,080 --> 00:36:26,880
Speaker 1: That stand everything I believe they were did there might

690
00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:30,080
Speaker 1: have been, but the mike was white. And Kathy, you know,

691
00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:32,840
Speaker 1: during one of the commercial breaks with Oprah. Then the

692
00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:35,160
Speaker 1: following day, you know, she's on to talk about being

693
00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:37,719
Speaker 1: a female comedy or what. She's just a guest for

694
00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:40,319
Speaker 1: a second, and uh, she's just trying to make chit

695
00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:42,520
Speaker 1: chat with Oprah during one of the commercials. And by

696
00:36:42,520 --> 00:36:44,439
Speaker 1: the way, in TV, when they go to commercial break,

697
00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:48,839
Speaker 1: they literally take as long as the commercial is, which

698
00:36:48,880 --> 00:36:50,879
Speaker 1: I did not know until I started working in TV.

699
00:36:51,160 --> 00:36:53,160
Speaker 1: I thought you would just go, Okay, well the commercials

700
00:36:53,160 --> 00:36:54,960
Speaker 1: are here, let's just get back to it. But they

701
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:59,680
Speaker 1: wait the you know, four or five minutes. So she

702
00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:01,480
Speaker 1: goes she's trying to make small talk with Oprah, which

703
00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:02,880
Speaker 1: what if the fun do you say? And she's just

704
00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:06,520
Speaker 1: usually you just compliment the person, and especially when it's you,

705
00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:10,319
Speaker 1: you believe it. And so she's just like, oh my god.

706
00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:13,960
Speaker 1: She goes, oh my god, yesterday's show Barbara Strives and

707
00:37:14,280 --> 00:37:16,480
Speaker 1: did you just die, and she goes, and Od just goes,

708
00:37:16,880 --> 00:37:18,600
Speaker 1: did you see that bitch paint in my min White?

709
00:37:19,920 --> 00:37:21,840
Speaker 1: Always suck it up because it's so hard to do.

710
00:37:22,120 --> 00:37:24,560
Speaker 1: Kathy doesn't prove like did you see that pitch paint

711
00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:26,799
Speaker 1: in my mind? Quite she really said bitch. I don't

712
00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:28,840
Speaker 1: know if she said bitch, but probably Cathy added that

713
00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:32,320
Speaker 1: for florist. But I just remember, did you see that

714
00:37:32,320 --> 00:37:35,520
Speaker 1: pitch paint in my mind? White? That's what Oprah had

715
00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:37,040
Speaker 1: to say of all of it. And that's why I

716
00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:39,840
Speaker 1: love Kathy Griffin. She's giving us like the details behind

717
00:37:39,880 --> 00:37:41,680
Speaker 1: the scenes, and that's why I have her book over here,

718
00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:45,440
Speaker 1: Kathy Griffin's Celebrity Run ins A to Z and you

719
00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:49,279
Speaker 1: can read about all these hilarious celebrity stories I love.

720
00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:52,799
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I got that book. That book is

721
00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:55,080
Speaker 1: I got that for you. I stile that from your house. Actually,

722
00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:57,080
Speaker 1: I thought you had already read it. I did not

723
00:37:57,160 --> 00:38:00,640
Speaker 1: read that. I don't remember canting that. Well, let's get

724
00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:11,960
Speaker 1: to the news. Oh sure, all right, I hope you're

725
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:16,560
Speaker 1: all having all the swells. Here's the first story. Did

726
00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:22,120
Speaker 1: I thought you were going to forget a coachter? You did?

727
00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:24,200
Speaker 1: She goes all the swells, What the hell does it?

728
00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:27,360
Speaker 1: That doesn't mean anything? And I go, exactly, it means

729
00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:31,120
Speaker 1: that is the weirdest thing. Whatever, it means nothing, and

730
00:38:31,160 --> 00:38:36,040
Speaker 1: I go, because that's Andrew thing. Yes, all right, here's

731
00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:40,600
Speaker 1: the first story. A renowned female crime novelist from Spain

732
00:38:40,840 --> 00:38:45,640
Speaker 1: turned out to be three middle aged men. It was

733
00:38:45,680 --> 00:38:51,960
Speaker 1: revealed after they a prize until they came Mary Award. Wait,

734
00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:57,080
Speaker 1: isn't that fraud? No writers, I don't know what name,

735
00:38:57,680 --> 00:39:01,920
Speaker 1: pen name penn. Oh yeah, some people don't want to

736
00:39:01,920 --> 00:39:06,040
Speaker 1: be found out about who they are. I actually have

737
00:39:06,200 --> 00:39:09,040
Speaker 1: a lot of hit books out there, but nobody knows.

738
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:12,960
Speaker 1: I just don't want credit for them. Three men just

739
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:16,680
Speaker 1: getting middle aged man? Um no, yeah, I I actually

740
00:39:16,760 --> 00:39:20,120
Speaker 1: my pen name is three men writing a book. I

741
00:39:20,160 --> 00:39:22,359
Speaker 1: actually had those three men show up to accept in

742
00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:28,800
Speaker 1: my honor for that Spanish book I wrote. Um yeah this, Um,

743
00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:32,160
Speaker 1: this doesn't surprise me because I know now from about

744
00:39:32,280 --> 00:39:37,360
Speaker 1: to starting to write a book that female females are females.

745
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:43,440
Speaker 1: Women buy more books than men, and women tend to

746
00:39:43,480 --> 00:39:46,520
Speaker 1: like to buy books by women, especially in the genre

747
00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:51,520
Speaker 1: of kind of chick lit murder mystery. We're talking Sue

748
00:39:51,560 --> 00:39:54,839
Speaker 1: Grafton we're talking, you know other women that I can't

749
00:39:54,840 --> 00:39:57,319
Speaker 1: think I slept. I know. That's why I brought her

750
00:39:57,400 --> 00:40:00,880
Speaker 1: up one of her beds. I'm sure was it wasn't.

751
00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:03,960
Speaker 1: I don't think it was her. I guess, you know,

752
00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:06,680
Speaker 1: I think it might have been her bedroom. Yeah, well,

753
00:40:06,680 --> 00:40:10,800
Speaker 1: my mom, my mom's sister rented a house in cars

754
00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:16,000
Speaker 1: was friends. One of my best friends was a house sitter.

755
00:40:16,719 --> 00:40:20,320
Speaker 1: Got it and you're crashing. No, she said we could,

756
00:40:20,880 --> 00:40:28,400
Speaker 1: but she had permission, but she it was Thanksgiving time. Um,

757
00:40:28,719 --> 00:40:32,319
Speaker 1: and she actually put the thought in my friend Susan's

758
00:40:32,360 --> 00:40:35,880
Speaker 1: brain that the house is haunted, so be careful. So

759
00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:40,920
Speaker 1: we're like, okay, sure whatever, Well, anyway we Sue Grafton

760
00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:46,160
Speaker 1: writes like M for murder yea and for narcolepsy all

761
00:40:46,200 --> 00:40:51,960
Speaker 1: her necrophilia, something like Zachariah. That was a different book.

762
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:55,040
Speaker 1: I read an eighth grade about the nuclear war. Um

763
00:40:55,040 --> 00:40:58,279
Speaker 1: that Donna Cannon made us read ruin my line. Sorry, Nick,

764
00:40:58,480 --> 00:41:01,640
Speaker 1: you know I know her nuclear war. I know what

765
00:41:01,719 --> 00:41:04,480
Speaker 1: we all are as she should be. Anyway, we slept

766
00:41:04,560 --> 00:41:07,840
Speaker 1: in this bed and we kept hearing this banging noise.

767
00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:10,120
Speaker 1: There was there were three of us in a bed.

768
00:41:10,160 --> 00:41:12,120
Speaker 1: It was like a king sized bed because we were

769
00:41:12,160 --> 00:41:15,560
Speaker 1: so freaked out about sleeping. Yeah, I was married too

770
00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:17,920
Speaker 1: at the time. I'm like, I'm not sleeping alone. So

771
00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:21,560
Speaker 1: we ended up sleeping on the same bed, and the

772
00:41:21,640 --> 00:41:26,319
Speaker 1: shutters on the windows were banging all night, and it

773
00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:29,080
Speaker 1: was when none of us slept. We were freaking out

774
00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:31,799
Speaker 1: and just the thought of that house being haunted and

775
00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:35,640
Speaker 1: it was an old old house mates cito that um

776
00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:38,239
Speaker 1: sleeping in a haunted house. If I had my three

777
00:41:38,360 --> 00:41:41,600
Speaker 1: friends with me in bed, it was I was in

778
00:41:41,640 --> 00:41:44,040
Speaker 1: the middle. Oh, then I would have been a sleep Yeah. No,

779
00:41:44,520 --> 00:41:47,960
Speaker 1: Well those two weren't sleeping, so they were keeping me awake.

780
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:50,440
Speaker 1: But they were right. It was it was like something

781
00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:53,280
Speaker 1: we were frozen. We couldn't get up to close that shutter.

782
00:41:53,480 --> 00:41:56,480
Speaker 1: If that was a problem. Do you believe in ghosts?

783
00:41:56,719 --> 00:42:02,840
Speaker 1: I believe that. I'm afraid of ghosts. That so you

784
00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:06,200
Speaker 1: do believe in ghosts because you can't believe there are

785
00:42:06,320 --> 00:42:08,520
Speaker 1: souls that can hang around. I do believe. But what

786
00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:10,239
Speaker 1: are they gonna do to you? It's my question, like,

787
00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:13,840
Speaker 1: let's follow the thought. Well, they could be uh, I

788
00:42:13,840 --> 00:42:16,360
Speaker 1: don't know. They can't do really much. But they flicked

789
00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:19,840
Speaker 1: the lights on and off. It's it's creepy. Yeah, they

790
00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:23,520
Speaker 1: might throw a book that smashes against the root that

791
00:42:23,640 --> 00:42:27,960
Speaker 1: was written by three men um and a baby. Um,

792
00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:30,719
Speaker 1: yeah that could. Yeah, that's true. I just feel like

793
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:32,680
Speaker 1: I got to a place where I was always so

794
00:42:32,719 --> 00:42:36,360
Speaker 1: scared of ghosts, aliens, nuclear war. I've talked about this before.

795
00:42:36,480 --> 00:42:39,120
Speaker 1: Dad was the one that like conquered my fear of

796
00:42:39,160 --> 00:42:41,440
Speaker 1: nuclear war after I saw after I read Z for

797
00:42:41,480 --> 00:42:46,000
Speaker 1: Zack Ryan eighth grade, and then Mrs Cannon also um

798
00:42:46,320 --> 00:42:49,400
Speaker 1: along with the book we watched The Day After Tomorrow,

799
00:42:49,880 --> 00:42:52,520
Speaker 1: which was the you know movie about I told her

800
00:42:52,560 --> 00:42:55,040
Speaker 1: about that and she's like, I will never I feel

801
00:42:55,040 --> 00:42:59,520
Speaker 1: so bad. You know, it's a good story. So yeah,

802
00:42:59,560 --> 00:43:02,000
Speaker 1: it's like but and I got over it because I

803
00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:04,240
Speaker 1: was scared and Dad just one night was like I

804
00:43:04,280 --> 00:43:06,000
Speaker 1: was trying to sleep on your floor again in eighth

805
00:43:06,040 --> 00:43:07,960
Speaker 1: grade and I opened the cracked open the door and

806
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:10,640
Speaker 1: I was just like, I'm scared of your guys were like,

807
00:43:10,719 --> 00:43:15,839
Speaker 1: what is it, Nicky, What I'm gonna take here? My specialists,

808
00:43:15,920 --> 00:43:17,520
Speaker 1: We're going to move up. And you remember used to

809
00:43:17,560 --> 00:43:19,799
Speaker 1: say that we're gonna keep sleeping down here. We're gonna

810
00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:22,160
Speaker 1: move up. In your room. We're gonna sleep up there

811
00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:23,520
Speaker 1: if you sleep down here. And I was like, well,

812
00:43:23,560 --> 00:43:25,799
Speaker 1: that's not the issue. I don't want to be down

813
00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:27,839
Speaker 1: in the basement. I'm not like worried about I don't

814
00:43:27,840 --> 00:43:31,799
Speaker 1: want to bomb shelter. I'm just I don't want to die. No,

815
00:43:31,880 --> 00:43:34,880
Speaker 1: because I go Dad, I just was like, I'm just

816
00:43:35,239 --> 00:43:36,880
Speaker 1: scared of nuclear war. And I brought up to you

817
00:43:36,920 --> 00:43:38,200
Speaker 1: guys a couple of times, so you were tired of

818
00:43:38,200 --> 00:43:41,839
Speaker 1: hearing about at this point, and Dad just exhausted, just goes,

819
00:43:42,040 --> 00:43:45,800
Speaker 1: there is nothing you can do about it, literally nothing

820
00:43:46,480 --> 00:43:48,920
Speaker 1: do you have? No you have no control. And I

821
00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:51,480
Speaker 1: that's all I needed to hear, and I just went

822
00:43:51,520 --> 00:43:56,960
Speaker 1: back to sleep. And honestly, that's the that's the same

823
00:43:57,000 --> 00:44:01,560
Speaker 1: logic that has helped me conquer my body image issues,

824
00:44:02,120 --> 00:44:08,520
Speaker 1: my uh my self esteem issues, my issues with uh

825
00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:14,120
Speaker 1: my job. Uh. You know, anytime there's literally because there's

826
00:44:14,120 --> 00:44:17,799
Speaker 1: no free will, and I believe in that. And either

827
00:44:17,880 --> 00:44:20,880
Speaker 1: you believe in God, a being that created everything and

828
00:44:20,960 --> 00:44:24,400
Speaker 1: has a plan for all of us, or you believe

829
00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:26,560
Speaker 1: in free no free will, which is I just think

830
00:44:26,560 --> 00:44:29,960
Speaker 1: that we're just molecules that are and and if you

831
00:44:29,960 --> 00:44:32,000
Speaker 1: you know, The root of that is like, yeah, you

832
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:34,040
Speaker 1: can think to move the soda? Can oh? I thought

833
00:44:34,120 --> 00:44:35,919
Speaker 1: to move it? But where did the thought come from

834
00:44:35,960 --> 00:44:38,080
Speaker 1: to move that? Did I think of the thought? Did

835
00:44:38,080 --> 00:44:40,319
Speaker 1: I go I want to think the thought to move it? No,

836
00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:42,720
Speaker 1: it just popped into my head. This was not a choice.

837
00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:45,160
Speaker 1: The thought to move it might have been premeditated, but

838
00:44:45,280 --> 00:44:49,880
Speaker 1: the thought came out of nowhere. I just thought my head.

839
00:44:50,080 --> 00:44:53,120
Speaker 1: I cannot grasp any of that. Okay, think of a movie.

840
00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:56,120
Speaker 1: Don't just say it. Don't say, um, is it Forrest Gump?

841
00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:59,600
Speaker 1: Do you know the movie Forrest Gump exists? Did you

842
00:44:59,680 --> 00:45:03,279
Speaker 1: choose the movie that I just asked you to choose? No? Oh,

843
00:45:03,320 --> 00:45:05,239
Speaker 1: so you don't believe in fair Well? But did you

844
00:45:05,320 --> 00:45:09,719
Speaker 1: choose a movie? Yeah? Okay, but was it your choice? Yeah,

845
00:45:09,719 --> 00:45:11,759
Speaker 1: because you asked me to pick a movie. But you

846
00:45:11,800 --> 00:45:14,520
Speaker 1: know Forrest Gump? Why didn't did you think about Forrest

847
00:45:14,560 --> 00:45:16,160
Speaker 1: Gump and go I don't want to choose Forrest Gump.

848
00:45:16,160 --> 00:45:17,480
Speaker 1: I want to choose this one, and said, did you

849
00:45:17,520 --> 00:45:20,000
Speaker 1: consider every single one and make up conscious choice or

850
00:45:20,040 --> 00:45:21,760
Speaker 1: did one just pop into your head out of nowhere?

851
00:45:22,239 --> 00:45:25,719
Speaker 1: It's my favorite movie? Okay, choose a movie that pick

852
00:45:25,760 --> 00:45:32,680
Speaker 1: a color, but pick up a name, a girl's name. Okay, Um,

853
00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:38,400
Speaker 1: did is it Amelia? No? Do you know the name Amelia? Yes?

854
00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:40,840
Speaker 1: Why didn't you choose Amelia? Did you think of Amelia

855
00:45:40,840 --> 00:45:43,040
Speaker 1: and go? No, not that one. You didn't choose the

856
00:45:43,080 --> 00:45:44,719
Speaker 1: name that pop into your head. It just popped in

857
00:45:44,719 --> 00:45:46,439
Speaker 1: your head. And you can say it's my favorite name.

858
00:45:46,600 --> 00:45:48,640
Speaker 1: But the fact that it's your favorite name. I didn't

859
00:45:48,640 --> 00:45:50,080
Speaker 1: ask you to say your favorite name. The fact that

860
00:45:50,120 --> 00:45:53,440
Speaker 1: your favorite name popped in your head is not your choice.

861
00:45:53,680 --> 00:45:56,399
Speaker 1: It wasn't your choice. A thought just appears. I'll let

862
00:45:56,520 --> 00:45:59,560
Speaker 1: I'll send you the same hair of stuff anyway that

863
00:45:59,680 --> 00:46:02,600
Speaker 1: I just to say, you don't want to do it. Honestly,

864
00:46:02,719 --> 00:46:07,320
Speaker 1: it's it's so freeing. I was talking to a friend yesterday, um,

865
00:46:07,480 --> 00:46:12,200
Speaker 1: who is struggling with depression and feeling like she feels

866
00:46:12,239 --> 00:46:13,880
Speaker 1: she the other day she was she didn't go to

867
00:46:13,920 --> 00:46:15,840
Speaker 1: a birthday party that she could have gotten to for

868
00:46:15,880 --> 00:46:17,920
Speaker 1: a friend, and she was just depressed and like did,

869
00:46:18,080 --> 00:46:20,799
Speaker 1: was having social anxiety, had no excuse to not go,

870
00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:24,080
Speaker 1: stayed inside, felt not only the fomo of like all

871
00:46:24,120 --> 00:46:25,800
Speaker 1: these people are having fun, why don't I want to

872
00:46:25,840 --> 00:46:29,759
Speaker 1: go have fun? What's wrong with me, but also depression

873
00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:32,200
Speaker 1: that she was feeling bad that she had to lie

874
00:46:32,239 --> 00:46:33,920
Speaker 1: because she couldn't just tell the truth, which was I

875
00:46:33,960 --> 00:46:35,640
Speaker 1: have social anxiety and I'm depressed and I don't know

876
00:46:35,640 --> 00:46:36,799
Speaker 1: why I don't want to go, but I don't want

877
00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:40,400
Speaker 1: to go. And I just said to her, you didn't

878
00:46:40,480 --> 00:46:42,400
Speaker 1: choose to not want to go and to not be

879
00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:45,880
Speaker 1: able to go. You couldn't. Like, no one chooses to

880
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:48,400
Speaker 1: be up someone that stays home from from part. No

881
00:46:48,400 --> 00:46:51,560
Speaker 1: one wants to be that person. You can't help that

882
00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:55,960
Speaker 1: you're that person. It's either God choosing that for you

883
00:46:56,320 --> 00:46:59,080
Speaker 1: if you believe in that, or it's just your fucking

884
00:46:59,080 --> 00:47:01,600
Speaker 1: spinning molecules and you couldn't help it. So when you're

885
00:47:01,640 --> 00:47:04,600
Speaker 1: able to actually take the that's why God is so

886
00:47:04,680 --> 00:47:08,000
Speaker 1: fraying to people because it means they're not in control,

887
00:47:08,560 --> 00:47:11,880
Speaker 1: because when you are in control, you feel bad about

888
00:47:11,920 --> 00:47:14,160
Speaker 1: everything you do because why did I do that? I'm

889
00:47:14,200 --> 00:47:18,560
Speaker 1: a bad person, I'm I'm lazy, I'm ugly, I'm stupid.

890
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:22,919
Speaker 1: But when you go, it's not me, it's God. It's

891
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:26,879
Speaker 1: it's suddenly you have no free will. God to meet

892
00:47:27,120 --> 00:47:29,840
Speaker 1: free will. No free will is God the fact that

893
00:47:29,880 --> 00:47:32,319
Speaker 1: there's no free will is my version of God. So

894
00:47:32,360 --> 00:47:34,759
Speaker 1: it's kind of like it takes. It makes life so

895
00:47:34,960 --> 00:47:36,759
Speaker 1: much and that's and for the first time I felt

896
00:47:36,760 --> 00:47:39,360
Speaker 1: it when when Dad goes, you have there's nothing you

897
00:47:39,400 --> 00:47:41,879
Speaker 1: can do, and it was true, There's nothing I could

898
00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:44,080
Speaker 1: do in that moment to prevent some guy in China

899
00:47:44,160 --> 00:47:47,720
Speaker 1: from pushing a button and ending us all nothing, literally nothing,

900
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:50,040
Speaker 1: And when I realized that, I just just like, what's

901
00:47:50,080 --> 00:47:53,640
Speaker 1: the anxiety about. There's nothing I can do. And when

902
00:47:53,640 --> 00:47:56,160
Speaker 1: you're able to apply that to literally everything in your life,

903
00:47:56,560 --> 00:48:00,360
Speaker 1: you can go through life with zero anxiety if you're able. Really,

904
00:48:00,520 --> 00:48:03,480
Speaker 1: I mean, it's so hard to I mean you have

905
00:48:03,520 --> 00:48:05,440
Speaker 1: to you have to work hard to embrace it, and

906
00:48:05,480 --> 00:48:07,840
Speaker 1: you every time you feel anxiety of to go Okay,

907
00:48:08,440 --> 00:48:11,520
Speaker 1: why am I feeling sad right now? Well, because you're

908
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:14,319
Speaker 1: you have too much going on, Nikki, you overset your plate,

909
00:48:14,360 --> 00:48:15,920
Speaker 1: you can't pay, you don't get to spend any time

910
00:48:15,920 --> 00:48:18,960
Speaker 1: with your niece and nephew. Okay, well did I choose

911
00:48:19,040 --> 00:48:22,000
Speaker 1: to that? Well, yes you did. Clearly you're doing the show,

912
00:48:22,200 --> 00:48:24,800
Speaker 1: you're doing this thing, and you're not prioritizing your family.

913
00:48:24,920 --> 00:48:27,000
Speaker 1: You don't like your family as much as a good

914
00:48:27,040 --> 00:48:28,960
Speaker 1: person would like their family, and that's what that says.

915
00:48:29,480 --> 00:48:32,840
Speaker 1: Or did God just want me to be doing this

916
00:48:32,920 --> 00:48:34,680
Speaker 1: stuff and I'm not meant to hang out with my

917
00:48:34,719 --> 00:48:37,200
Speaker 1: family right now? Or is it just not my choice?

918
00:48:37,440 --> 00:48:39,600
Speaker 1: The thought to start a podcast and to start a

919
00:48:39,640 --> 00:48:42,880
Speaker 1: TV show and to be on tour, those thoughts that

920
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:45,839
Speaker 1: led me to those decisions were not my own. They

921
00:48:45,920 --> 00:48:48,400
Speaker 1: just popped into my head and I go, yes, pink wall,

922
00:48:49,120 --> 00:48:51,479
Speaker 1: all right, next another, let's get to the next story.

923
00:48:51,960 --> 00:48:54,680
Speaker 1: Not that it's our choice. It's not our choice. I'm

924
00:48:54,680 --> 00:48:58,920
Speaker 1: gonna say it. Uh, here's our second. One theme park

925
00:48:59,080 --> 00:49:02,360
Speaker 1: ride employee reveals some of the worst things guests have

926
00:49:02,480 --> 00:49:06,520
Speaker 1: ever done, including a guest who had diarrhea on a

927
00:49:06,760 --> 00:49:11,560
Speaker 1: roller coaster, guests who try to sneak infants on rides,

928
00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:15,000
Speaker 1: oh my god. And one employee said the worst is

929
00:49:15,080 --> 00:49:18,360
Speaker 1: having to tell a customer they are too big for

930
00:49:18,440 --> 00:49:21,480
Speaker 1: the ride because they often yell back and insist on

931
00:49:21,560 --> 00:49:24,960
Speaker 1: fitting in the ride. I mean, you know, I do

932
00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:28,319
Speaker 1: it all the time. What I'm getting in the seat? No,

933
00:49:28,440 --> 00:49:34,240
Speaker 1: you don't do that. Just kidding, No, I think, just kidding,

934
00:49:34,800 --> 00:49:41,120
Speaker 1: j k just kidding. Um. You love when I started

935
00:49:41,160 --> 00:49:45,000
Speaker 1: just kidding live because it's so funny. You you do

936
00:49:45,040 --> 00:49:48,279
Speaker 1: it all, it's so funny. I just I lie. What

937
00:49:48,440 --> 00:49:51,080
Speaker 1: have you got? Just king? Just kidding and it it

938
00:49:51,120 --> 00:49:53,640
Speaker 1: makes everything Okay, It's just it's not my will to

939
00:49:53,800 --> 00:49:55,880
Speaker 1: even lie like that. No, it isn't. You don't get

940
00:49:55,880 --> 00:49:58,120
Speaker 1: to choose. I didn't get to choose. I didn't choose

941
00:49:58,160 --> 00:50:01,160
Speaker 1: to lie. You didn't choose to lie about that. Okay,

942
00:50:01,160 --> 00:50:03,520
Speaker 1: wait a second, so tell me something. I'm going to

943
00:50:03,560 --> 00:50:04,920
Speaker 1: move these boxes so we have a look at this

944
00:50:04,960 --> 00:50:09,280
Speaker 1: lava lamp. That's so beautiful. I love it with the microphones. Yeah,

945
00:50:09,280 --> 00:50:12,680
Speaker 1: it's beautiful. It's such a good pop. Yeah, it's a

946
00:50:12,680 --> 00:50:14,440
Speaker 1: good I knew it would all come to you, Nikki,

947
00:50:14,600 --> 00:50:17,960
Speaker 1: it all came to me. Um. So what do you

948
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:20,680
Speaker 1: feel about people get on rides that are too big

949
00:50:20,719 --> 00:50:22,480
Speaker 1: and like if it was your job to tell someone

950
00:50:22,560 --> 00:50:25,920
Speaker 1: they're too big or or you know, just having to

951
00:50:25,960 --> 00:50:30,200
Speaker 1: tell people something that's going to like, that's pretty much

952
00:50:30,239 --> 00:50:33,320
Speaker 1: saying hey, you're too fat for this, or you're too

953
00:50:33,800 --> 00:50:37,920
Speaker 1: you're not, like you're not. The employee said that it

954
00:50:37,960 --> 00:50:39,920
Speaker 1: was awkward for them to have to say that to

955
00:50:39,960 --> 00:50:43,160
Speaker 1: the customers, and it's just one of the negatives of

956
00:50:43,200 --> 00:50:45,239
Speaker 1: their job. I mean, I think I would just go,

957
00:50:45,360 --> 00:50:49,560
Speaker 1: just let her go. I would say, just let her go. Now,

958
00:50:49,719 --> 00:50:52,520
Speaker 1: you know you can't because you're that's your job. I

959
00:50:52,520 --> 00:50:55,600
Speaker 1: guess you're being fourteen bucks an hour, four and you

960
00:50:55,600 --> 00:51:01,160
Speaker 1: get off of the sucking chicken legs stand. But you know,

961
00:51:01,239 --> 00:51:04,520
Speaker 1: these people are being people's safety is being put in

962
00:51:04,560 --> 00:51:09,040
Speaker 1: their hands, and they're like teenagers working these rides. You know. Um,

963
00:51:09,360 --> 00:51:11,279
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of a time that I've had

964
00:51:11,320 --> 00:51:15,360
Speaker 1: to tell someone something that they hard truth, whether it

965
00:51:15,520 --> 00:51:20,840
Speaker 1: was you didn't get the job because you know, even

966
00:51:20,920 --> 00:51:23,320
Speaker 1: like you know, there are people that auditioned for American

967
00:51:23,360 --> 00:51:27,120
Speaker 1: Idol and they're bad singers, or you know, I'm trying

968
00:51:27,160 --> 00:51:30,160
Speaker 1: to become a singer right now, and no one's going

969
00:51:30,239 --> 00:51:33,560
Speaker 1: to tell you that's the thing. Yes they would, But

970
00:51:33,600 --> 00:51:35,200
Speaker 1: I've got a bunch of people around me that are

971
00:51:35,280 --> 00:51:40,400
Speaker 1: I'm hiring two says everyone. Everyone's gonna so I have

972
00:51:40,480 --> 00:51:45,920
Speaker 1: to go, you know, I have to. I have to

973
00:51:45,960 --> 00:51:49,120
Speaker 1: ask people for the harsh truth that I no, don't

974
00:51:49,160 --> 00:51:53,560
Speaker 1: depend on me for money, or that aren't just being nice. Well,

975
00:51:53,600 --> 00:51:56,040
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you, I did hear your voice and

976
00:51:56,440 --> 00:52:00,600
Speaker 1: I'm surprisingly I'm not shocked. They you have such a

977
00:52:00,600 --> 00:52:06,560
Speaker 1: great voice. It just is amazing your voice is you

978
00:52:07,120 --> 00:52:10,279
Speaker 1: can be a star Nikki with your voice. Thanks, Mom,

979
00:52:10,480 --> 00:52:12,880
Speaker 1: it's really it's something you want to hear again. To

980
00:52:12,960 --> 00:52:16,279
Speaker 1: be honest, Yeah, I just think I embraced the fact that,

981
00:52:16,320 --> 00:52:19,400
Speaker 1: like it doesn't have to sound like adell No, Like

982
00:52:19,480 --> 00:52:23,960
Speaker 1: it's really your voice. It's really you, like kind of

983
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:28,920
Speaker 1: a vulnerable voice, and you're singing that sounds real. Thanks,

984
00:52:29,040 --> 00:52:32,320
Speaker 1: it's really good. I was having and I'm not expecting

985
00:52:32,440 --> 00:52:36,680
Speaker 1: money for that. I will be giving you that bottle

986
00:52:36,680 --> 00:52:40,440
Speaker 1: of champagne I received as a gift that we googled.

987
00:52:40,440 --> 00:52:42,800
Speaker 1: It was forty dollars. Baby, I go, I did this

988
00:52:42,840 --> 00:52:44,960
Speaker 1: step for free, and these people sent me some champagne.

989
00:52:44,960 --> 00:52:47,840
Speaker 1: She goes, oh, how did you get this? Moa champagne?

990
00:52:47,960 --> 00:52:50,799
Speaker 1: Oh look at this? And I go, I did like

991
00:52:50,920 --> 00:52:53,239
Speaker 1: three hours of work for it. So it's you know,

992
00:52:53,480 --> 00:52:57,840
Speaker 1: I hope it's worth for um, but no, it was

993
00:52:57,840 --> 00:53:00,399
Speaker 1: worth forty do And you go, wasn't free. You didn't

994
00:53:00,400 --> 00:53:02,239
Speaker 1: do a freak got some champagne? I go, I don't

995
00:53:02,280 --> 00:53:06,560
Speaker 1: drink and also this is not enough money. How did

996
00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:09,799
Speaker 1: they not know? You don't drink, It's okay. Well, they

997
00:53:09,800 --> 00:53:11,440
Speaker 1: know I have people in my life. You can always

998
00:53:11,440 --> 00:53:13,440
Speaker 1: give someone a bottle of champagne. That's the way. It's

999
00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:15,960
Speaker 1: always nice to pull out a bottle when there's you know,

1000
00:53:16,239 --> 00:53:20,719
Speaker 1: we like to hold him in our house and something, um,

1001
00:53:20,960 --> 00:53:23,160
Speaker 1: pull it out. That's great. The thing about my voice

1002
00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:28,120
Speaker 1: that I realized was like this is that yeah, kind

1003
00:53:28,120 --> 00:53:33,479
Speaker 1: of talking like a baby, you know, like that you uh,

1004
00:53:33,719 --> 00:53:38,520
Speaker 1: leaning into the the husky noess. Because I kept trying

1005
00:53:38,520 --> 00:53:41,239
Speaker 1: to sound like Anya, because Anya was kind of coaching me,

1006
00:53:41,560 --> 00:53:43,440
Speaker 1: and I'd hear her sing the line and she'd be like,

1007
00:53:43,680 --> 00:53:45,680
Speaker 1: you know, she teached me, like the tempo of the line,

1008
00:53:46,120 --> 00:53:48,440
Speaker 1: and I'd be like, why can't I say, like everyone

1009
00:53:48,560 --> 00:53:50,319
Speaker 1: here is just wishing this bitch was singing the song

1010
00:53:50,320 --> 00:53:51,799
Speaker 1: because it sounds so good, and then I do it

1011
00:53:51,800 --> 00:53:54,160
Speaker 1: and it sounds so bad, and then she goes The

1012
00:53:54,239 --> 00:53:55,839
Speaker 1: other day she was like, I wish I could get

1013
00:53:56,280 --> 00:53:57,800
Speaker 1: She can do a lot of things with her voice,

1014
00:53:58,320 --> 00:54:01,760
Speaker 1: but she can't get husky. She can't get a husk.

1015
00:54:02,160 --> 00:54:04,920
Speaker 1: And the thing I hate most about my voice she

1016
00:54:05,040 --> 00:54:08,160
Speaker 1: cannot do and she kind of wishes she could do.

1017
00:54:08,320 --> 00:54:10,839
Speaker 1: For certain songs, so I just got to lean into

1018
00:54:10,880 --> 00:54:13,200
Speaker 1: that and realize like, oh, I have this, I have

1019
00:54:13,280 --> 00:54:15,560
Speaker 1: this talent, this thing that she can't do, much like

1020
00:54:15,640 --> 00:54:19,719
Speaker 1: Lista Vanderbrunk can't have Low Kroix cans, you know, in

1021
00:54:19,760 --> 00:54:25,080
Speaker 1: her populating her nightstand, and she just can't. She she

1022
00:54:25,160 --> 00:54:27,319
Speaker 1: cannot do it, and I can. And when I wake

1023
00:54:27,400 --> 00:54:30,040
Speaker 1: up in the middle of the night going like gasping

1024
00:54:30,040 --> 00:54:33,520
Speaker 1: for water, I have an old can with something in

1025
00:54:33,560 --> 00:54:37,040
Speaker 1: it that I can that I can down the club, join,

1026
00:54:37,640 --> 00:54:41,080
Speaker 1: join the club. I'm in it. Yeah, I'm with that club.

1027
00:54:41,160 --> 00:54:43,399
Speaker 1: I have cans next to my bed too. You do,

1028
00:54:43,760 --> 00:54:47,120
Speaker 1: but you're you're a very organized person. Oh thanks, Nikky,

1029
00:54:48,560 --> 00:54:53,319
Speaker 1: Just kidding. All right, Let's take a short break and

1030
00:54:53,360 --> 00:55:00,120
Speaker 1: then come back with why do I care? Mom? Why

1031
00:55:00,120 --> 00:55:04,279
Speaker 1: do I care? Why do I care? Uh? Lord, you

1032
00:55:04,320 --> 00:55:09,080
Speaker 1: look to me like you thought needed independence from control

1033
00:55:09,239 --> 00:55:14,520
Speaker 1: freak mom Madonna after high school. I'm not lord Is.

1034
00:55:14,600 --> 00:55:17,640
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, I'm not chocked about that at all.

1035
00:55:17,800 --> 00:55:20,200
Speaker 1: So lordas you know, I do care about this. I

1036
00:55:20,239 --> 00:55:23,520
Speaker 1: do care about Okay, you do, Okay, I like lordas well.

1037
00:55:23,600 --> 00:55:26,359
Speaker 1: I don't even know her, but I do know who

1038
00:55:26,400 --> 00:55:28,320
Speaker 1: went to the met gala and she had a full

1039
00:55:28,719 --> 00:55:31,719
Speaker 1: armpit hair. She's gorgeous. And she said also at the

1040
00:55:31,719 --> 00:55:33,600
Speaker 1: met gala, she was bored as fuck and no one,

1041
00:55:33,760 --> 00:55:35,040
Speaker 1: like she had no one to talk to, and she

1042
00:55:35,160 --> 00:55:36,759
Speaker 1: was just felt so awkward. And it's so it's so

1043
00:55:36,800 --> 00:55:38,680
Speaker 1: awesome to hear someone be so honest like that. Like

1044
00:55:38,719 --> 00:55:43,600
Speaker 1: how old is she now? She's probably Okay. Now, can

1045
00:55:43,680 --> 00:55:47,200
Speaker 1: you imagine Madonna being your mother? Oh? I mean it

1046
00:55:47,239 --> 00:55:50,440
Speaker 1: would be not good. It would be hard. Can I

1047
00:55:50,440 --> 00:55:54,839
Speaker 1: read a click in the article? Yeah? Okay, So she goes,

1048
00:55:54,960 --> 00:55:56,960
Speaker 1: I think my mom saw all these other kids of

1049
00:55:57,000 --> 00:55:59,520
Speaker 1: famous people and she was like, my kids are not

1050
00:55:59,560 --> 00:56:03,360
Speaker 1: going to be like this, right, And then she um,

1051
00:56:03,400 --> 00:56:07,680
Speaker 1: you know, she's very independent, like she lives in Bushwick, Brooklyn.

1052
00:56:08,200 --> 00:56:10,879
Speaker 1: She's never gotten a dime from her mom. It's all

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00:56:10,920 --> 00:56:13,719
Speaker 1: her own money. You're kidding. I mean, she gets she's

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00:56:13,719 --> 00:56:16,560
Speaker 1: probably had a little more privileged being the daughter of

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00:56:16,640 --> 00:56:20,000
Speaker 1: Madonna being but at eighteen she decided I'm out. No,

1056
00:56:20,200 --> 00:56:23,879
Speaker 1: she's always earned her own money. High school, Yeah, I think,

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00:56:23,920 --> 00:56:26,719
Speaker 1: so keep going. So she says, I feel like if

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00:56:26,719 --> 00:56:29,320
Speaker 1: your parents pay for things, then it gives them leverage

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00:56:29,360 --> 00:56:32,200
Speaker 1: over you. My mom is such a control freak, and

1060
00:56:32,239 --> 00:56:34,560
Speaker 1: she has controlled me my whole life. I needed to

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00:56:34,600 --> 00:56:37,200
Speaker 1: be completely independent from her as soon as I graduated

1062
00:56:37,239 --> 00:56:41,280
Speaker 1: high school. Yeah, you gotta be control freak to be Madonna,

1063
00:56:41,440 --> 00:56:44,880
Speaker 1: like Madonna is Madonna because she's a control freak. Okay,

1064
00:56:44,920 --> 00:56:46,680
Speaker 1: well that's what I'm saying. It would be hard and

1065
00:56:46,760 --> 00:56:49,480
Speaker 1: good for her. Her daughter is amazing, and that is

1066
00:56:49,480 --> 00:56:53,239
Speaker 1: true when someone's you know, when you guys paid for

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00:56:53,840 --> 00:56:56,279
Speaker 1: I still feel like incredibly indebted to you. I think

1068
00:56:56,280 --> 00:56:58,440
Speaker 1: of the thousands of dollars that you've spent on me

1069
00:56:58,520 --> 00:57:03,640
Speaker 1: throughout my childhood, into college, into adulthood, supporting me when

1070
00:57:03,640 --> 00:57:07,000
Speaker 1: I was in l We're supporting you. We're supporting your career.

1071
00:57:07,080 --> 00:57:10,920
Speaker 1: We wanted you feel don't support you, You don't have

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00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:12,880
Speaker 1: to support it. Well, you didn't have to support me,

1073
00:57:13,680 --> 00:57:16,400
Speaker 1: we did. No, you didn't. You needed someone to a

1074
00:57:16,400 --> 00:57:18,920
Speaker 1: lot of parents just go tough, luck, go get a

1075
00:57:18,920 --> 00:57:22,400
Speaker 1: real job. But we knew you would be something. I know,

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00:57:22,760 --> 00:57:25,400
Speaker 1: so I have to. I want to support you now

1077
00:57:25,560 --> 00:57:27,280
Speaker 1: because I know you're going to be something. It's going

1078
00:57:27,320 --> 00:57:29,800
Speaker 1: to be ashes in my eurn someday it's I want

1079
00:57:29,800 --> 00:57:32,000
Speaker 1: that day to be pushed as far as possible so

1080
00:57:32,040 --> 00:57:36,320
Speaker 1: that you, you know, don't stress while you're here on

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00:57:36,360 --> 00:57:37,920
Speaker 1: this planet, because I want to keep you around, and

1082
00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:41,840
Speaker 1: stress leads to death, and I think money stress especially

1083
00:57:42,640 --> 00:57:46,360
Speaker 1: leads to an earlier grave time. I believe, so I

1084
00:57:46,400 --> 00:57:49,760
Speaker 1: wanted money stress if I can from you guys, because

1085
00:57:49,840 --> 00:57:52,840
Speaker 1: you when you're up at night worrying, I don't worry

1086
00:57:52,840 --> 00:57:55,760
Speaker 1: about money. That used to be one of your biggest things.

1087
00:57:55,800 --> 00:57:58,439
Speaker 1: I did. But I really I what are you worry

1088
00:57:58,440 --> 00:58:04,760
Speaker 1: about now? Um? Well, nothing, okay, so that was just it.

1089
00:58:05,600 --> 00:58:08,240
Speaker 1: I really don't have a lot of do you do?

1090
00:58:08,240 --> 00:58:11,200
Speaker 1: You have trouble sleeping a little bit? What are you

1091
00:58:11,240 --> 00:58:13,000
Speaker 1: think about when you're not sleeping? You don't have to

1092
00:58:13,000 --> 00:58:14,720
Speaker 1: answer if you don't want to. I really don't know.

1093
00:58:15,120 --> 00:58:17,280
Speaker 1: I really don't know. You used to worry a lot.

1094
00:58:17,320 --> 00:58:19,200
Speaker 1: I'm glad to hear you don't worry anymore. I don't

1095
00:58:19,240 --> 00:58:23,520
Speaker 1: worry about money. I just don't. You know. We talked

1096
00:58:23,520 --> 00:58:26,160
Speaker 1: to our financial people were okay, yeah, I mean I

1097
00:58:26,240 --> 00:58:29,760
Speaker 1: asked your dad how to go with the financial guy.

1098
00:58:29,800 --> 00:58:32,760
Speaker 1: He says we're good, and it's like, okay, sleep easy

1099
00:58:32,920 --> 00:58:38,480
Speaker 1: and I'm much and boom, no, it doesn't really work.

1100
00:58:38,920 --> 00:58:42,400
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, I know, I don't I don't worry

1101
00:58:42,400 --> 00:58:45,720
Speaker 1: about but I can't sleep, but I I end up

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00:58:46,120 --> 00:58:49,600
Speaker 1: going onto my phone and yeah, big mistake. But you

1103
00:58:49,680 --> 00:58:52,080
Speaker 1: know that I've given you so many tips for how

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00:58:52,120 --> 00:58:54,240
Speaker 1: to sleep and you can still be on your phone

1105
00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:58,480
Speaker 1: read a book on your phone. Have you ever done that? Oh? Yeah,

1106
00:58:58,880 --> 00:59:02,440
Speaker 1: it puts you to sleep right away. Books are so boring. Yeah,

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00:59:02,480 --> 00:59:07,439
Speaker 1: I'm serious, Like I always fight reading a book when

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00:59:07,440 --> 00:59:10,040
Speaker 1: I'm tiring, when I'm like sleepless and I'm in bed

1109
00:59:10,080 --> 00:59:13,840
Speaker 1: and i'm online reading articles, you know. But if I

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00:59:13,880 --> 00:59:15,640
Speaker 1: go to my book app and I open up whatever

1111
00:59:15,680 --> 00:59:19,160
Speaker 1: book i'm reading, man, I'm out so soon. It is

1112
00:59:19,200 --> 00:59:22,640
Speaker 1: like it really is a sleeping pill. It's hard, though,

1113
00:59:22,720 --> 00:59:24,880
Speaker 1: to pull up a book when you're sleepless, because you're like,

1114
00:59:25,560 --> 00:59:28,720
Speaker 1: I'm bored, I'm sleepless, I don't want to read a book,

1115
00:59:28,840 --> 00:59:31,000
Speaker 1: and you're so awake you think there's no way that

1116
00:59:31,040 --> 00:59:32,520
Speaker 1: you're going to go to sleep. All right, I'm going

1117
00:59:32,560 --> 00:59:34,600
Speaker 1: to try that. Yeah, I'm going to try that. And

1118
00:59:34,640 --> 00:59:37,520
Speaker 1: you can download samples of books for free the Eye Bookstore,

1119
00:59:37,560 --> 00:59:39,560
Speaker 1: so they'll give you like a hundred pages for free,

1120
00:59:39,880 --> 00:59:42,640
Speaker 1: and you can start a book without paying anything. Like

1121
00:59:42,680 --> 00:59:45,600
Speaker 1: I just downloaded the new Jonathan Franzen St. Louis writer.

1122
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:49,160
Speaker 1: It's called Crossroads. That is boring as ship. It's about

1123
00:59:49,160 --> 00:59:51,000
Speaker 1: like a priest and it's like talking about his day.

1124
00:59:51,160 --> 00:59:53,040
Speaker 1: I mean, he's a great writer, but like the beginning

1125
00:59:53,040 --> 00:59:55,880
Speaker 1: of books is so boring. Start a book and out,

1126
00:59:56,080 --> 00:59:58,840
Speaker 1: I start planning a books. But how do you Why

1127
00:59:58,840 --> 01:00:01,080
Speaker 1: do you stop them? Because you' all sleep? They're so

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01:00:01,600 --> 01:00:04,760
Speaker 1: exactly so use them. Do it on the phone though,

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01:00:04,800 --> 01:00:07,480
Speaker 1: all right? Yes, Well, one thing I do every single

1130
01:00:07,520 --> 01:00:09,280
Speaker 1: night before I go to bed, and that keeps me up.

1131
01:00:09,400 --> 01:00:11,320
Speaker 1: Actually it kind of puts me asleep too, because it

1132
01:00:11,400 --> 01:00:13,360
Speaker 1: leads me to reading things is I go on Reddit

1133
01:00:13,440 --> 01:00:16,000
Speaker 1: every single night. I save it for bedtime. Um, this

1134
01:00:16,080 --> 01:00:20,000
Speaker 1: is Reddit Dump Tuesday's edition. Actually it's always on Tuesday.

1135
01:00:20,480 --> 01:00:28,160
Speaker 1: This is your Reddit. Dum oh Andrew's voice is that?

1136
01:00:28,280 --> 01:00:30,800
Speaker 1: And yes, um okay, so this is what I do.

1137
01:00:30,840 --> 01:00:33,040
Speaker 1: I save posts on Reddit that are interesting things that

1138
01:00:33,080 --> 01:00:35,720
Speaker 1: I want to share with everyone. Um, look at this.

1139
01:00:35,840 --> 01:00:39,560
Speaker 1: I took a picture. This is uh from nature is

1140
01:00:39,600 --> 01:00:42,440
Speaker 1: fucking Lit. That's the subreddit Nature is fucking Lit. It's

1141
01:00:42,440 --> 01:00:45,120
Speaker 1: just pictures of nature and videos of nature being cool

1142
01:00:45,120 --> 01:00:48,000
Speaker 1: as fuck. And this is a picture of a sunset

1143
01:00:48,280 --> 01:00:50,440
Speaker 1: and it's all the colors we talked about and it's beautiful.

1144
01:00:50,480 --> 01:00:52,520
Speaker 1: And I used it as an image because you know,

1145
01:00:52,560 --> 01:00:55,720
Speaker 1: when I'm designing sets for shows or my website, they

1146
01:00:55,760 --> 01:00:57,840
Speaker 1: would go send us a mood board of things you like.

1147
01:00:58,000 --> 01:01:00,120
Speaker 1: And I need to start saving images of like are

1148
01:01:01,400 --> 01:01:06,640
Speaker 1: so we haven want to start um uh meditation. This

1149
01:01:06,720 --> 01:01:10,160
Speaker 1: is from the subredit Meditation. It says you don't need

1150
01:01:10,200 --> 01:01:12,920
Speaker 1: to achieve anything in life. Your existence is enough. And

1151
01:01:12,960 --> 01:01:15,160
Speaker 1: it said I'm not against achieving things in life. It's

1152
01:01:15,160 --> 01:01:17,520
Speaker 1: okay to achieve things and be happy about those achievements.

1153
01:01:17,600 --> 01:01:21,240
Speaker 1: Just remember that you don't need to achieve anything. And

1154
01:01:21,280 --> 01:01:25,400
Speaker 1: I liked that because I think that we value like

1155
01:01:25,440 --> 01:01:28,840
Speaker 1: our lives only matter and we only feel good about

1156
01:01:28,840 --> 01:01:32,120
Speaker 1: ourselves if we're achieving constantly, and like, what's the next thing.

1157
01:01:32,200 --> 01:01:35,240
Speaker 1: Oh I did this, I cleaned this, I cooked this,

1158
01:01:35,640 --> 01:01:40,120
Speaker 1: I made that. And if you don't, what are you're

1159
01:01:40,240 --> 01:01:43,840
Speaker 1: You're a worthless human. But the truth is you're the

1160
01:01:43,880 --> 01:01:47,040
Speaker 1: fact that you exist and get up every day. You

1161
01:01:47,040 --> 01:01:48,840
Speaker 1: don't even have to get out of bed. That's that's enough.

1162
01:01:50,200 --> 01:01:52,520
Speaker 1: It's but that's what they're saying. They're not saying that's

1163
01:01:52,520 --> 01:01:56,000
Speaker 1: an achievement. It's saying it's enough. It's enough. You don't

1164
01:01:56,080 --> 01:01:58,440
Speaker 1: have to strive. You don't have to achieve things in

1165
01:01:58,560 --> 01:02:01,880
Speaker 1: order to be worthy of makes you feel better though

1166
01:02:01,960 --> 01:02:06,320
Speaker 1: for some reason, because we place a value on your work,

1167
01:02:06,640 --> 01:02:09,880
Speaker 1: you know, capitalists and we I'm not talking about achievement

1168
01:02:09,920 --> 01:02:13,720
Speaker 1: of material goods. I'm talking about achieving that recipe or

1169
01:02:13,920 --> 01:02:17,480
Speaker 1: getting through that or or something like that or something

1170
01:02:17,520 --> 01:02:20,600
Speaker 1: to like you said, achieve like clean up the closet

1171
01:02:21,040 --> 01:02:24,960
Speaker 1: makes you feel really good. But the truth is that

1172
01:02:25,080 --> 01:02:27,800
Speaker 1: you don't need to do those things to be worthy

1173
01:02:27,960 --> 01:02:31,600
Speaker 1: to to be you know we're doing. Why we do

1174
01:02:31,680 --> 01:02:34,200
Speaker 1: things to make us feel why we make strive for

1175
01:02:34,320 --> 01:02:36,840
Speaker 1: achievements is to feel a better sense of self worth,

1176
01:02:36,920 --> 01:02:40,280
Speaker 1: like I'm a good person, I'm better because of this.

1177
01:02:41,120 --> 01:02:45,200
Speaker 1: But the truth is, when a baby is born, you're

1178
01:02:45,200 --> 01:02:47,520
Speaker 1: not like they haven't achieved anything yet that really we

1179
01:02:47,520 --> 01:02:50,160
Speaker 1: should just like toss it out. No, you hope that

1180
01:02:50,160 --> 01:02:55,080
Speaker 1: that you teach this baby, But a baby is worthy

1181
01:02:55,080 --> 01:02:57,800
Speaker 1: of love without achieving anything yet. It just is born

1182
01:02:57,920 --> 01:03:00,840
Speaker 1: and that's enough. So just because you come able to

1183
01:03:01,160 --> 01:03:05,840
Speaker 1: do things, you know, a person who has no achievements

1184
01:03:05,840 --> 01:03:07,800
Speaker 1: in life except laying in a bed with a sucking

1185
01:03:08,160 --> 01:03:11,560
Speaker 1: tube down their throat on life support is still deserving

1186
01:03:11,600 --> 01:03:15,840
Speaker 1: of love and compassion and warmth even if they achieve nothing.

1187
01:03:16,640 --> 01:03:20,400
Speaker 1: A homeless person who you can say, wow, they abandon

1188
01:03:20,520 --> 01:03:23,000
Speaker 1: every person in their life. They chose drugs for this

1189
01:03:23,320 --> 01:03:26,040
Speaker 1: that person, even though you would say wow, they didn't

1190
01:03:26,080 --> 01:03:30,320
Speaker 1: achieve anything, there's still human. Just being born and existing

1191
01:03:30,600 --> 01:03:33,120
Speaker 1: is enough to deserve love. You don't need to achieve

1192
01:03:33,160 --> 01:03:35,040
Speaker 1: things deserve love. It's nice to achieve things because it

1193
01:03:35,040 --> 01:03:38,200
Speaker 1: helps other people, and it makes other people comfortable and

1194
01:03:38,280 --> 01:03:43,200
Speaker 1: feel loved. But to to and and it's a way

1195
01:03:43,240 --> 01:03:46,000
Speaker 1: to give love. But in order to feel worthy of

1196
01:03:46,040 --> 01:03:48,720
Speaker 1: receiving love, you don't need to achieve anything. I just

1197
01:03:48,720 --> 01:03:50,360
Speaker 1: thought it was interesting. It's not, by the way, this

1198
01:03:50,440 --> 01:03:52,520
Speaker 1: is not a that's something I try to live by,

1199
01:03:52,520 --> 01:03:54,120
Speaker 1: but it's something I have to remind myself off. That's

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01:03:54,120 --> 01:03:56,200
Speaker 1: why I just wanted to bring it up, because I'm

1201
01:03:56,280 --> 01:04:01,240
Speaker 1: obviously achievement driven. Um. That was when I wanted to

1202
01:04:01,280 --> 01:04:03,160
Speaker 1: throw it Andrew, But since there are no men here,

1203
01:04:03,640 --> 01:04:06,760
Speaker 1: I can't. UM. I liked this a Life pro tip.

1204
01:04:06,880 --> 01:04:09,760
Speaker 1: This is from Life pro Tips. Hanging a bird feeder

1205
01:04:09,800 --> 01:04:13,560
Speaker 1: outside your window can help with loneliness and depression. Especially

1206
01:04:13,560 --> 01:04:16,400
Speaker 1: remember are locked in and elderly friends those who cannot

1207
01:04:16,400 --> 01:04:19,560
Speaker 1: have pets or kids for whatever reason will benefit as well. No,

1208
01:04:19,760 --> 01:04:23,040
Speaker 1: actually got me a bird feeder, a window one. I

1209
01:04:23,080 --> 01:04:25,040
Speaker 1: think it's a great gift. I don't. It's at my

1210
01:04:25,080 --> 01:04:29,480
Speaker 1: parents house. It's a great use it. Sorry, just kidding.

1211
01:04:31,160 --> 01:04:33,160
Speaker 1: Do you really use it? Yeah, it's okay if you

1212
01:04:33,320 --> 01:04:35,960
Speaker 1: we know we still have it. I mean it fell

1213
01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:38,160
Speaker 1: off the window, so I have to put it back up.

1214
01:04:38,200 --> 01:04:41,600
Speaker 1: But but it was there, it was there in our bedroom. Sorry, No,

1215
01:04:41,880 --> 01:04:44,240
Speaker 1: it's a great gift. Yeah, I just thought, you know,

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01:04:44,400 --> 01:04:47,040
Speaker 1: the squirrels like that one though, they can really get

1217
01:04:47,080 --> 01:04:49,320
Speaker 1: in that one. Then you're bringing then you get squirrels.

1218
01:04:49,720 --> 01:04:51,640
Speaker 1: What a great gift for an elderly person or someone

1219
01:04:51,680 --> 01:04:55,480
Speaker 1: who bought my mother bird feeders. She was so she

1220
01:04:55,640 --> 01:04:58,800
Speaker 1: was a house bad and she we put him outside

1221
01:04:58,800 --> 01:05:02,360
Speaker 1: of her window. And oh I loved going to your

1222
01:05:02,400 --> 01:05:05,000
Speaker 1: mom's house when we were kids in the apartment building

1223
01:05:05,040 --> 01:05:07,480
Speaker 1: and those there were always birds and squirrels climbing up

1224
01:05:07,480 --> 01:05:10,960
Speaker 1: the thing little nature observatory. Now her house, I know,

1225
01:05:11,040 --> 01:05:14,000
Speaker 1: but even back when she even didn't. But birds are

1226
01:05:14,080 --> 01:05:16,960
Speaker 1: great to watch. I mean it makes we love it.

1227
01:05:17,040 --> 01:05:18,720
Speaker 1: Even though we're out, we get out. We're not a

1228
01:05:18,760 --> 01:05:22,080
Speaker 1: house bound. I just think that, you know, I thought

1229
01:05:22,120 --> 01:05:24,440
Speaker 1: that if one person listening to this podcast goes, oh

1230
01:05:24,440 --> 01:05:28,120
Speaker 1: my god, my lonely fucking grandma. But like a bird feeder,

1231
01:05:28,160 --> 01:05:30,880
Speaker 1: if you have an extra twenty bucks, try to find

1232
01:05:30,880 --> 01:05:34,680
Speaker 1: one on facing marketplace. Yea Facebook marketplace might have a

1233
01:05:34,720 --> 01:05:37,439
Speaker 1: window one. Yeah, but you can find him at good

1234
01:05:37,480 --> 01:05:41,440
Speaker 1: Will because watching birds. Yeah. Goodwill? Good Will. Oh, by

1235
01:05:41,440 --> 01:05:43,200
Speaker 1: the way, no way, you had a question about Goodwill

1236
01:05:43,440 --> 01:05:45,320
Speaker 1: or you went a Goodwill. I didn't have a question

1237
01:05:45,320 --> 01:05:47,760
Speaker 1: about Goodwill. I went to Goodwill for the first time

1238
01:05:47,800 --> 01:05:53,560
Speaker 1: in my life this weekend. Oh I understand, I understand.

1239
01:05:54,440 --> 01:05:58,160
Speaker 1: Do you get it? Yeah? Did you get anything? I

1240
01:05:58,200 --> 01:06:02,760
Speaker 1: gotta walk for ten dollars. They have books. They have

1241
01:06:03,040 --> 01:06:07,120
Speaker 1: like better books than the bookstore. So fun because it's

1242
01:06:07,120 --> 01:06:09,240
Speaker 1: such an eclectic mix of books. Where you go what

1243
01:06:09,320 --> 01:06:12,880
Speaker 1: that I never even thought of this book book. I

1244
01:06:12,920 --> 01:06:14,680
Speaker 1: found an alan On book in there that I bought.

1245
01:06:15,080 --> 01:06:19,480
Speaker 1: That's awesome. Oh cool, here's the good thing. You feel

1246
01:06:19,480 --> 01:06:23,000
Speaker 1: like you can buy something from Goodwill, use it and

1247
01:06:23,120 --> 01:06:27,680
Speaker 1: return it, and you've given to Goodwill. You've you've used

1248
01:06:27,680 --> 01:06:30,240
Speaker 1: this item. It's just recycling. It's oh yeah you can.

1249
01:06:30,480 --> 01:06:32,640
Speaker 1: That's a way you can use things and return them

1250
01:06:32,680 --> 01:06:34,480
Speaker 1: and no one's gonna go this looks used. You're like

1251
01:06:34,640 --> 01:06:37,600
Speaker 1: it was when I bought it. Bitch, that's so funny.

1252
01:06:37,600 --> 01:06:39,520
Speaker 1: You can return it and get your money back. That's

1253
01:06:39,520 --> 01:06:43,400
Speaker 1: not what I'm talking about. I'm talking about you. The

1254
01:06:43,400 --> 01:06:46,040
Speaker 1: other day we went to Goodwill and you had returns. Yeah,

1255
01:06:46,080 --> 01:06:48,280
Speaker 1: I had one dress I had to return. But but

1256
01:06:48,320 --> 01:06:50,360
Speaker 1: that's funny. You could have worn it and returned it

1257
01:06:50,560 --> 01:06:53,880
Speaker 1: and they looks worn and you have been like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I didn't wear it. That's interested in it what you

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Speaker 1: shouldn't do. Um uh. This is from the subreddit Unpopular Opinion.

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01:07:03,640 --> 01:07:06,600
Speaker 1: Running egg yolk is disgusting every time I see it.

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01:07:06,600 --> 01:07:08,480
Speaker 1: It makes me want a gag. Watching people cut open

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01:07:08,520 --> 01:07:10,320
Speaker 1: their egg and have it all over their food ruins

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01:07:10,320 --> 01:07:12,200
Speaker 1: my appetite. If you enjoy running egg yolk, I bet

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01:07:12,240 --> 01:07:16,200
Speaker 1: you enjoy eating bookers too. Um. And then this person

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01:07:16,560 --> 01:07:19,160
Speaker 1: kept editing it because like people kept commenting, and they

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01:07:19,200 --> 01:07:20,800
Speaker 1: go edit. I want to start a fight with each

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01:07:20,840 --> 01:07:23,400
Speaker 1: of you individuals like like running egg yolk. Then they

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01:07:23,400 --> 01:07:25,720
Speaker 1: go edit number two for all the for all those

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01:07:25,760 --> 01:07:27,640
Speaker 1: I've picked a fight with Funk. Each and every one

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Speaker 1: of you. Pick a Denny's parking lot, or any parking

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01:07:29,920 --> 01:07:32,040
Speaker 1: lot for that matter, and let's fight. If you all

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Speaker 1: choose the same parking lot, I don't care. I'll die

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01:07:34,240 --> 01:07:37,040
Speaker 1: for this. Then Edit three. You think I'm scared because

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Speaker 1: I haven't been replying to comments. No, I've been taking

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01:07:39,520 --> 01:07:41,520
Speaker 1: names in compiling list of all of you that are

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01:07:41,640 --> 01:07:44,120
Speaker 1: that are getting an assid beating. So far, you horny

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01:07:44,160 --> 01:07:47,040
Speaker 1: egg yolk glovers are all tied for first place. I'm

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01:07:47,040 --> 01:07:49,400
Speaker 1: also at works so like priorities, but still, fuck you.

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01:07:50,440 --> 01:07:53,480
Speaker 1: It was just making me laughs on I hate running

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01:07:53,480 --> 01:07:56,840
Speaker 1: a yolks them. I mean they do it looks good

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01:07:56,840 --> 01:07:59,800
Speaker 1: when like soaks over bread, but I get the aversion

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01:07:59,840 --> 01:08:03,560
Speaker 1: to egg see, I don't. I think anytime I see

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01:08:04,000 --> 01:08:07,760
Speaker 1: a yoke on top of any kind of food, I'm like,

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01:08:08,200 --> 01:08:12,440
Speaker 1: that's genius. Who wouldn't think that wasn't until it's kind.

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01:08:12,800 --> 01:08:16,559
Speaker 1: It's a big thing. It's a big trend, I know

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01:08:17,200 --> 01:08:20,519
Speaker 1: the finn. The grossest thing though, is um is egg

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01:08:20,560 --> 01:08:24,320
Speaker 1: whites that aren't fully cooked. Yeah, that's where they're like

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01:08:24,360 --> 01:08:29,080
Speaker 1: half cooked. That's the grossest final thought, mom um, I

1289
01:08:29,120 --> 01:08:32,520
Speaker 1: wanted to know what you ran into a fan? Yeah,

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01:08:32,560 --> 01:08:36,559
Speaker 1: it was so fun. So we were watching Poppy the

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01:08:36,600 --> 01:08:40,559
Speaker 1: other day and yesterday and we went to my fans

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01:08:40,560 --> 01:08:43,720
Speaker 1: know what, Bob. We went to the Farmer's Market because

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01:08:43,760 --> 01:08:46,400
Speaker 1: they were having a big pumpkin patch thing there. So

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01:08:46,439 --> 01:08:49,160
Speaker 1: we went there and it was obviously a school day

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01:08:49,200 --> 01:08:52,600
Speaker 1: off because it was teachers meetings or something, so the

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01:08:52,600 --> 01:08:56,639
Speaker 1: place was packed with kids and young mothers, and and

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01:08:56,720 --> 01:08:59,040
Speaker 1: your dad and I are walking around bumbling around and

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01:08:59,120 --> 01:09:02,040
Speaker 1: Poppies getting into stuff and fussing because she didn't like

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Speaker 1: anything it was not made for her. She's so pop

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01:09:05,520 --> 01:09:09,360
Speaker 1: She was so poppy. Anyway, she we we really couldn't find.

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01:09:09,439 --> 01:09:12,200
Speaker 1: She was not that excited about the place. But we're

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01:09:12,240 --> 01:09:14,559
Speaker 1: walking through and we're thinking, what else can we find

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01:09:14,680 --> 01:09:17,280
Speaker 1: for Poppy to do here? And this cute girl with

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01:09:17,320 --> 01:09:21,880
Speaker 1: her two friends with their little kids, all really cute girls,

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01:09:22,200 --> 01:09:26,400
Speaker 1: came up and the one said do you mind? My

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01:09:26,520 --> 01:09:29,160
Speaker 1: husband is such a big fan of your daughters. Didn't

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01:09:29,160 --> 01:09:33,080
Speaker 1: even say your name, and that could I take a

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01:09:33,120 --> 01:09:36,000
Speaker 1: picture of you guys? And your dad and I are like,

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01:09:36,520 --> 01:09:39,439
Speaker 1: uh yeah, sure did She asked you first? Are you

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01:09:39,680 --> 01:09:44,439
Speaker 1: are you? She just said she knew exactly who we were,

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01:09:44,720 --> 01:09:48,200
Speaker 1: got it, And she said, my husband's a fan of

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01:09:48,240 --> 01:09:51,519
Speaker 1: your daughters, and can I take a picture of you guys?

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01:09:51,920 --> 01:09:54,439
Speaker 1: And she said, my husband's gonna just die. He's just

1314
01:09:54,520 --> 01:09:58,599
Speaker 1: gonna die. And so we're like and and your dad's like, oh, well,

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01:09:58,640 --> 01:10:01,599
Speaker 1: we get this occasional, but not that often. I'm like

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01:10:02,360 --> 01:10:05,040
Speaker 1: and I was just like laughing because I was like,

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01:10:05,600 --> 01:10:08,880
Speaker 1: that's so cute. Of course you can. That's really cute

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01:10:08,880 --> 01:10:11,719
Speaker 1: that you even ask. That's cute. And so she took

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01:10:11,720 --> 01:10:13,759
Speaker 1: the picture, and they were like, no, get in this picture,

1320
01:10:14,120 --> 01:10:15,960
Speaker 1: and she said, oh my god, my husband's gonna die.

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01:10:16,000 --> 01:10:19,680
Speaker 1: He's just gonna die. So anyway, she took picture, and

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01:10:19,760 --> 01:10:24,720
Speaker 1: why isn't she a fan? She I didn't. She just

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01:10:24,800 --> 01:10:27,559
Speaker 1: said my husband, my husband's a fan. I thought that

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01:10:27,640 --> 01:10:29,320
Speaker 1: was really funny. Too funny too. You want to open

1325
01:10:29,439 --> 01:10:34,280
Speaker 1: some Yeah, yeah, yeah, any other thing to that story.

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01:10:34,880 --> 01:10:37,880
Speaker 1: Just really cute girls. And they were just laughing, and

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01:10:38,200 --> 01:10:40,559
Speaker 1: we the whole place was looking at us. That was

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01:10:40,600 --> 01:10:43,800
Speaker 1: the other thing. Oh, when people take pictures with you,

1329
01:10:43,920 --> 01:10:45,280
Speaker 1: they go, oh, do you want me to get that?

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01:10:45,800 --> 01:10:49,479
Speaker 1: Got it? I don't remember got it? Just getting this

1331
01:10:49,560 --> 01:10:53,360
Speaker 1: is Oh my god, already I'm cracking up because this

1332
01:10:53,479 --> 01:10:56,559
Speaker 1: is on every kid's toy. What are you talking about?

1333
01:10:56,720 --> 01:11:00,439
Speaker 1: This fabric? Oh? I like this girl? It a lot?

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01:11:00,520 --> 01:11:05,400
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Nikki, just rip it. No ripping? Is

1335
01:11:05,439 --> 01:11:07,960
Speaker 1: this is skirt? Oh? You know this? It goes up

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01:11:08,000 --> 01:11:11,760
Speaker 1: and down. No, it's not that. It's not okay, cute?

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01:11:11,880 --> 01:11:14,800
Speaker 1: Let you should will you hold it towards me? It

1338
01:11:14,840 --> 01:11:18,040
Speaker 1: looks a little big? Will you? Um? What size of that?

1339
01:11:18,640 --> 01:11:24,080
Speaker 1: It's a size or it looks as I might need

1340
01:11:24,120 --> 01:11:27,240
Speaker 1: to resell that, But that's cute. Yeah, I just don't.

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01:11:28,200 --> 01:11:30,479
Speaker 1: It looks like I can just tell it's big or

1342
01:11:30,560 --> 01:11:32,120
Speaker 1: too small, too big, but I might be able to

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01:11:32,160 --> 01:11:36,920
Speaker 1: belt it. It's cute. It's really cute that this is

1344
01:11:36,960 --> 01:11:41,639
Speaker 1: not from the store, which means it's already marked down

1345
01:11:41,760 --> 01:11:44,360
Speaker 1: a lot. Wait, how much is on on the tag?

1346
01:11:44,400 --> 01:11:48,200
Speaker 1: I'll tell you how much I spent out one on

1347
01:11:48,240 --> 01:11:51,920
Speaker 1: the tag? Yeah, okay, I'll tell you what I spent on. Well,

1348
01:11:52,040 --> 01:11:53,680
Speaker 1: what do you think I should have? What? What is

1349
01:11:53,680 --> 01:11:56,800
Speaker 1: going to impress you? If I paid for that? You

1350
01:11:56,840 --> 01:12:00,240
Speaker 1: want me to pay forty bucks? No more? Um? No,

1351
01:12:00,320 --> 01:12:03,000
Speaker 1: it's okay, forty bucks you think is a good deal? Yeah? Okay,

1352
01:12:03,080 --> 01:12:04,479
Speaker 1: let me see what I paid for. I bet you

1353
01:12:04,520 --> 01:12:09,800
Speaker 1: paid fifty two. Suck it, suck it. That's really good.

1354
01:12:09,800 --> 01:12:17,559
Speaker 1: You paid for the postage obviously. Well when I said, yeah, total, okay,

1355
01:12:17,640 --> 01:12:20,880
Speaker 1: so I want to be clear. Okay, yeah, that counts.

1356
01:12:21,280 --> 01:12:26,240
Speaker 1: It always counts, It counts. Okay. Sorry, I just like

1357
01:12:26,360 --> 01:12:30,280
Speaker 1: the most on a SMR unboxing ever, just a sixty

1358
01:12:30,640 --> 01:12:37,439
Speaker 1: two year old woman grunting, just getting do you want

1359
01:12:37,479 --> 01:12:40,040
Speaker 1: me to do this? Now? I almost got it. I

1360
01:12:40,120 --> 01:12:42,400
Speaker 1: thought I cut I thought you did too, And I'm

1361
01:12:42,479 --> 01:12:46,400
Speaker 1: just very confused. This is a nightmare. It kind of okay,

1362
01:12:47,080 --> 01:12:50,560
Speaker 1: the first time I feel like Andrew's back. This is

1363
01:12:50,600 --> 01:12:56,320
Speaker 1: a very And those are cute. People have been commenting that, wow,

1364
01:12:56,400 --> 01:12:58,240
Speaker 1: you're getting a lot aware of those white boots because

1365
01:12:58,240 --> 01:12:59,920
Speaker 1: I've been posting pictures of Meal around and I go,

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01:13:00,080 --> 01:13:04,320
Speaker 1: you know what, I like that, Nicky, I love that. Sorry,

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01:13:04,360 --> 01:13:10,479
Speaker 1: I'm wearing boots three times wear boots. Yeah. Those look

1368
01:13:10,520 --> 01:13:12,800
Speaker 1: actually really big too. What size of those? Look at

1369
01:13:12,840 --> 01:13:18,599
Speaker 1: those heels? My god, those um they are nines. Those

1370
01:13:18,680 --> 01:13:20,599
Speaker 1: look way bigger. Um. What do you think I pay

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01:13:20,640 --> 01:13:28,920
Speaker 1: for those? I hope not more than thirty five? Uh, okay,

1372
01:13:29,240 --> 01:13:32,680
Speaker 1: it's fine if you can wear them. How can you

1373
01:13:32,800 --> 01:13:36,640
Speaker 1: can't wear those heels? I can't? Oh, yes again I

1374
01:13:36,680 --> 01:13:38,360
Speaker 1: can wear that. Stuff is on stage all right, so

1375
01:13:38,560 --> 01:13:42,240
Speaker 1: you can skip over. Okay, one more Okay, sorry, this

1376
01:13:42,360 --> 01:13:45,760
Speaker 1: looks like your handwriting. Oh that's from Halla. Wait did

1377
01:13:45,840 --> 01:13:48,840
Speaker 1: you write that? No, she's got the same handwriting. We

1378
01:13:48,960 --> 01:13:50,519
Speaker 1: all tried to write like each other. This is my

1379
01:13:50,600 --> 01:13:52,640
Speaker 1: friend from Um. She's one of the kids you hear

1380
01:13:52,680 --> 01:13:55,280
Speaker 1: on Collection of Kids. This is Hala. She has a

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01:13:56,800 --> 01:13:59,920
Speaker 1: she has a boutique where she does cross stitching or

1382
01:14:00,120 --> 01:14:03,000
Speaker 1: whatever kind of stitching. This is letter for you too.

1383
01:14:03,080 --> 01:14:05,960
Speaker 1: Oh nice, let's see and makes these what is it

1384
01:14:06,040 --> 01:14:10,599
Speaker 1: called Uproot design? Uproot design? Yees, it's just a sweatshirt

1385
01:14:10,600 --> 01:14:12,120
Speaker 1: and then she does those stitching on the bottom and

1386
01:14:12,160 --> 01:14:14,880
Speaker 1: it's like a sunset. Isn't that cute? And it's all

1387
01:14:14,960 --> 01:14:17,400
Speaker 1: like has like a meaning behind it and stuff. Um,

1388
01:14:17,800 --> 01:14:19,719
Speaker 1: and then there's one more thing in there. It should

1389
01:14:19,720 --> 01:14:25,639
Speaker 1: be one more thing in the bag. Yeah really okay, Nikki.

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01:14:25,720 --> 01:14:27,479
Speaker 1: I hope this pouch goes some cool places with you.

1391
01:14:27,640 --> 01:14:32,680
Speaker 1: Yes there is, Oh here it is. Oh if you

1392
01:14:33,080 --> 01:14:35,280
Speaker 1: love with it, I'd make a great treasure bag for Poppy.

1393
01:14:35,439 --> 01:14:38,040
Speaker 1: I felt strange sending it empty. Then stumbled upon these

1394
01:14:38,040 --> 01:14:40,439
Speaker 1: two potas key stones. Maybe you remember them from Michigan.

1395
01:14:40,520 --> 01:14:42,639
Speaker 1: If not, put them underwater and wait for their magic.

1396
01:14:43,000 --> 01:14:46,000
Speaker 1: I'm excited for you, and that's all in the work works.

1397
01:14:46,040 --> 01:14:48,840
Speaker 1: More than that, I appreciate your friendship. I love you.

1398
01:14:49,080 --> 01:14:51,479
Speaker 1: Sorry for any stray dog hairs, and sorry I didn't

1399
01:14:51,640 --> 01:14:53,960
Speaker 1: stitch a weird personal message on the inside of the bag.

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01:14:54,080 --> 01:14:56,200
Speaker 1: When I thought of this, I had seen the two

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01:14:56,280 --> 01:14:58,640
Speaker 1: sides together and it wouldn't have worked. So instead you

1402
01:14:58,760 --> 01:15:00,960
Speaker 1: just get it into card. N G I T B

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01:15:01,120 --> 01:15:04,120
Speaker 1: B A I A O S L. Nikki Glazer is

1404
01:15:04,240 --> 01:15:07,560
Speaker 1: the best. We always write like an acronym and I

1405
01:15:07,600 --> 01:15:09,240
Speaker 1: don't know what that one is, but that's cool. It's

1406
01:15:09,240 --> 01:15:14,639
Speaker 1: a jewelry Um. Wow, that's a lot of stitching, yea design.

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01:15:15,000 --> 01:15:17,000
Speaker 1: So look at what you do because I travel with

1408
01:15:17,080 --> 01:15:19,479
Speaker 1: jewelry and I always lose it. Yeah. I read herd thing.

1409
01:15:19,560 --> 01:15:21,960
Speaker 1: It's like ten and a half inches spread out. Yeah,

1410
01:15:22,040 --> 01:15:23,880
Speaker 1: and then you put yourself in it and then you

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01:15:24,080 --> 01:15:29,639
Speaker 1: sench it and the jewelry holder love uproot design made

1412
01:15:29,680 --> 01:15:33,000
Speaker 1: by my friend Holiday. Thank you how cute. Thank you

1413
01:15:33,120 --> 01:15:34,960
Speaker 1: mom for being here today on the podcast. Thanks for

1414
01:15:35,160 --> 01:15:39,320
Speaker 1: asking me any final words of wisdom or any want

1415
01:15:39,320 --> 01:15:42,280
Speaker 1: to say the fans, Uh to your fans, Yeah, to

1416
01:15:42,320 --> 01:15:45,320
Speaker 1: the busties, to the besties. I think they're so lucky

1417
01:15:45,640 --> 01:15:50,680
Speaker 1: that you are such a compassionate uh person, and that

1418
01:15:50,840 --> 01:15:53,840
Speaker 1: you really do feel like you are giving them great

1419
01:15:53,880 --> 01:15:56,880
Speaker 1: advice and you're helping them in their day to day.

1420
01:15:57,400 --> 01:15:59,439
Speaker 1: I love that you feel like you're doing something just

1421
01:15:59,560 --> 01:16:03,320
Speaker 1: kidding them, No, no, no, I mean I love that

1422
01:16:03,479 --> 01:16:06,080
Speaker 1: you are doing what you're doing. You should. That's why

1423
01:16:06,080 --> 01:16:07,800
Speaker 1: I wanted you to see the meet and grades, because

1424
01:16:07,880 --> 01:16:12,120
Speaker 1: when I meet a bustie at they like start crying.

1425
01:16:12,240 --> 01:16:15,559
Speaker 1: Sometimes we have a really long hug. I've been meeting

1426
01:16:15,640 --> 01:16:20,360
Speaker 1: fans for ten plus years after shows. Has never been

1427
01:16:20,439 --> 01:16:23,000
Speaker 1: like this, and I've been I've been this kind of

1428
01:16:23,080 --> 01:16:25,240
Speaker 1: famous for a while. It's not about that, It's about

1429
01:16:25,320 --> 01:16:28,000
Speaker 1: this podcast. Thank you for putting up with me. I

1430
01:16:28,120 --> 01:16:31,080
Speaker 1: was a lot today, I'm always a lot. Don't have

1431
01:16:31,200 --> 01:16:37,639
Speaker 1: all the swells and sw Yeah, Jack, just kidding.