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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after it's my strawberry letter for today's subject,

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Speaker 1: I live next door to the Magic Woman. Wait till

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Speaker 1: you guys hear this letter. But right now the nephew

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Speaker 1: in the building with today Yeah, uh new views in

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Speaker 1: the building with today's praying phone call? What's you guy

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Speaker 1: for his? Now? Farrah? Get mother? Go run that thing? Yeah, Rogerick?

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Speaker 1: Can I speak to Roger? Roger? Hey, this Calvin Man.

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Speaker 1: How you doing? I go to the same church, y'all

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Speaker 1: go to Okay, I got your number from one of

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Speaker 1: the guys at the church. Man. They told me that

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Speaker 1: if I wanted to talk to you, could I could

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Speaker 1: reach out to you or whatever. How you doing today?

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Speaker 1: I'm good, man, I'm good. How can help your your wife? Man?

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Speaker 1: Does she I'm not trying to be disrespectful anything, but

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Speaker 1: she seems to be real fit? Does she? Does? She

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Speaker 1: work out all the time? Yeah? She go to January

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Speaker 1: once in a while? Bro? Yeah? Who who is this? Bro?

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Speaker 1: Like I said, my name Calvin Man. We go to

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Speaker 1: the same church. Listen, me and my wife been trying

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Speaker 1: for a long time, man to actually have some kids

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Speaker 1: and to be honest with you, Roger, Man, it just

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Speaker 1: ain't happened. Dog. I mean, We've been trying and trying.

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Speaker 1: But what I'm trying to do now just find another

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Speaker 1: type of way to make this happen. Now, you say

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Speaker 1: your wife is in good condition, right, My wife is

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Speaker 1: in a good condition. Brother, What what did she got

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Speaker 1: to do with trying to have a baby. She You know,

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Speaker 1: y'all already got kids, don't you. Y'all got like from

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Speaker 1: what the brother the church told me, y'all got three

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Speaker 1: kids right there? We got three. I got two boys

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Speaker 1: in the girl. Okay, here's what I'm trying to do, man,

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Speaker 1: I was hoping that I could find somebody, a female

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Speaker 1: that would be a good seregant mother or what you know.

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Speaker 1: What I'm saying is like because my wife, I mean,

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Speaker 1: you know, we want to have kids, man, we want

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Speaker 1: to have a brother. Hold on, brother, you just said

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Speaker 1: you you're looking for a Sagan mother, and the brother

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Speaker 1: church told you to call me. Well, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: and nobody help me to actually call you. I asked

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Speaker 1: them about you and your wife, you know, I asked

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Speaker 1: him for your phone number so I can actually call

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Speaker 1: you myself. Man, Wait a minute, So you've been even

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Speaker 1: eye and my wife. No, no, no, no, no, not,

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Speaker 1: I ain't been. You're looking at it wrong. Listen. What

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Speaker 1: I was saying is that your wife just seems like

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Speaker 1: a healthy, healthy person. I want to be able to

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Speaker 1: have a healthy child, man, I really do, man, that

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Speaker 1: me and my wife we lit. You called me about

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Speaker 1: my wife and you want her to be a share

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Speaker 1: your mother for you. I don't even while me on

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Speaker 1: the phone, brother, here's the real deal, man, me and

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Speaker 1: my wife we can't have kids. We tried and tried

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Speaker 1: and tried, and you know, biologically, we've just been going

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Speaker 1: through it and going through it man. And I was

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Speaker 1: just you know, I've seen your wife. She healthy. I

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Speaker 1: see all the church all the time. And I was

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Speaker 1: just like, reach it out, man, maybe somebody wouldn't mind

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Speaker 1: being the Seregan mother for for for me and my

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Speaker 1: wife so we can have a child. I'll think it

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Speaker 1: Sharegan mother. Do hold on the brother, you're calling me

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Speaker 1: to see if my wife can be a Saragon mother

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Speaker 1: to your child. Dog. And I know it's crazy, it's

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Speaker 1: crazy and and and I think you lost your mind. Brother.

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Speaker 1: Out of all the members in the church, you're calling

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Speaker 1: me to get my wife to have your baby. Dog.

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Speaker 1: I know it sounds crazy, man, I don't but ignorant. Brothers,

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Speaker 1: you sound ignorant, you man. That's so many places to

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Speaker 1: go adopt the baby. I can take you down to

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Speaker 1: the county court house, can show your kids need a

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Speaker 1: doctor right next. But you can go to Africa like

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Speaker 1: like like all the restaurants. People gonna find your baby.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna call me and my wife. It's twenty thousand

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Speaker 1: members in this church. Do you know how stupid you sound? Brother? No, brother, brother, man, listen, man,

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Speaker 1: I'm not trying to come across like that. Man, how

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Speaker 1: are you trying to come across? Brother? You didn't done

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Speaker 1: it to hear me out, man, I don't want you to. Man,

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Speaker 1: looking for a seagod mother. We look, we've seen your

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Speaker 1: good mother. And I know it sounds crazy for me

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Speaker 1: we would love for your wife to be the surrogate mother,

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Speaker 1: and we're willing to pay for this. But listen, to

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Speaker 1: them if you don't mind, we don't want to do

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Speaker 1: this with no test tubes and all that way. They

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Speaker 1: they mixed my seed with her with with with her eggs.

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Speaker 1: We want to do this naturally. War war war war

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Speaker 1: you you just said, man, you know you gotta understand

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Speaker 1: a real man want to do I want to do

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Speaker 1: it realistically. You know what I'm saying. I'm just saying that. Brother.

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Speaker 1: Are you telling me that you want to have sex

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Speaker 1: with my wife? But I mean, I mean, you know

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Speaker 1: you don't you want to have me lose all my

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Speaker 1: christianity right now? Brother? You want to have a baby

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Speaker 1: the real way though, you know what I'm saying. I

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Speaker 1: don't give a damn having this fake way. You tell

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Speaker 1: me you want to lay down the bat wife, but

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Speaker 1: don't you already got three kids. Think about the people

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Speaker 1: that can't doc the baby. Man, take your there and

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Speaker 1: ain't gonna doctor damn baby because you didn't go sit down, psychiotrictro.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to have your baby. Do you know

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Speaker 1: what you sound like? Don't crazy? I know it sounds crazy, man,

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Speaker 1: I do. How did you get my number? Man means

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Speaker 1: you get my number? I got your number for one

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Speaker 1: of the brothers at the church. Now listen, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: just be real with you like a man. I wanted

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Speaker 1: with the proposition. But look, come Sunday, I'm gonna go

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Speaker 1: to your wife and just talk to her. I'm just

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Speaker 1: see if you lost your mind. I called you to answer. No,

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Speaker 1: Now you sek me gonna go around me and actually,

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Speaker 1: which I'm gonna do is talk to my wife. You

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Speaker 1: You call my wife wife next Sunday. I'm never gonna

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Speaker 1: didn't go through this here, I'm talking to her next Sunday.

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Speaker 1: Next Sunday, I'm a whoop you. You're't gonna do nothing

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Speaker 1: to me. You know, me and my wife we deserved

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Speaker 1: a chime too. You you gonna stand in the middle

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Speaker 1: of that. I'm in the middle of this and you

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Speaker 1: talk to my Wife's next thing you want too? I

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Speaker 1: got one more thing I want to say to you. Man,

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Speaker 1: Is you listening to me? Say, what the you gotta safe?

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Speaker 1: You can get off my phone? Is nephew Timmy from

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Speaker 1: the Steve Hobby Morning Show. You just got pranked by

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Speaker 1: your homeboy? What this is? Who? This is? This? Listen

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Speaker 1: this man? This nephew tim Me man from the Steve

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Speaker 1: Hobby Morning Show. Your boy got me to frank phone

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Speaker 1: call you. Man. I'm over here, man, my head is spinning.

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Speaker 1: You know what I man got me brother, I'm ready

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Speaker 1: to fight. Brothers. Hey, I got one more thing that

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Speaker 1: as you big dog man? What is the baddest I'm

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Speaker 1: talking about the baddest radio show in the land. Man

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Speaker 1: to Steve Harvey Morning Show Man, y'all got me this morning? Man? Man?

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Speaker 1: Can I just get somebody to just commend me on

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Speaker 1: my stupidity? That's all I want from y'all. First, thank

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Speaker 1: you to please please stupid, thank you, I know, thank you,

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Speaker 1: jor yes, swear to god, it's embarrassing. Thank you, thank you,

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Speaker 1: thank you, Carlor please please give it to me standing

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Speaker 1: ovation yes, yes, yes yes, and my dearest uncle please

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Speaker 1: please please one dumbass individual, dumb, stupid and justice for all.

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Speaker 1: These are like the reviews when people want to know

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Speaker 1: about your pranks. I'm saying, if you're looking for stupid,

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Speaker 1: you can find it in Chicago this weekend the eighteenth

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Speaker 1: to nineteenth DC Young Fly, Lavelle Crowford, Corey Holcum, Tony Roberts, Country,

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Speaker 1: Wayne and Yours Truly and a few Timmy. That's Friday

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Speaker 1: and Saturday at the Airy Crowd. If you are not

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Speaker 1: in Chicago and you can't make it to that show,

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Speaker 1: then you need to be tuned in in Saturday night

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Speaker 1: Ready to Love on the Own Network. That's ten pm,

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Speaker 1: Easter nine Central. This is the second episode, first episode

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Speaker 1: off the chain. Y'all come watch you boy. I'm smart,

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Speaker 1: I'm Thomas Miles, I'm intelligent. Oh my God of giving advice.

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Speaker 1: Oh y'all all to see me? Man, y'all are to

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Speaker 1: see me? Talk show? I mean you're talking about on

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Speaker 1: the TV show. Yeah, Ready to Love? Okay, okay, I

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Speaker 1: thought you're describing yourself. My back. You got coused. That

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Speaker 1: is just one taking accolades for how stupid he is.

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Speaker 1: He was, but comm Thomas is on TV, Tommy, ain't

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Speaker 1: you gotta you gotta see this thing? Man? All right,

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Speaker 1: we gotta get out of here. Thank you, nephew. Coming

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Speaker 1: up next, it's the Strawberry Letters, subject I live next

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Speaker 1: door to the Magic Woman. Right after this