Speaker 1: Second date update.
Speaker 2: I think a great first date should be a little romantic,
Speaker 2: little adventurous, little damp.
Speaker 1: Oh god, no, by damp, I mean drinks.
Speaker 3: Nobody says that.
Speaker 1: Wouldn't that be a good name for a bar, though.
Speaker 3: Damp damp don't.
Speaker 4: Actually I would go, Yeah, it's a trendy bar, and
Speaker 4: it's like it's like an.
Speaker 1: It's eighteen and under.
Speaker 4: Wait.
Speaker 2: One of our listeners hanging out at a bar like
Speaker 2: that for her first encounter.
Speaker 1: With a mysterious gentleman, So let's talk to her. Welcome
Speaker 1: to the show. Lisa.
Speaker 5: Hey, guys, Lisa.
Speaker 2: On a scale of one to damp, how good was
Speaker 2: your first date a lady?
Speaker 4: I don't think that's what he meant, but maybe I
Speaker 4: don't know, Lisa. I apologize. I'm just gonna say that.
Speaker 1: Okay, new question. What was the name of the guy
Speaker 1: that you were with? Let's start there. His name is damp.
Speaker 1: I swear I'm leaving.
Speaker 5: Alex.
Speaker 6: I was gonna say, grab me and napkin?
Speaker 5: Will you?
Speaker 1: I like you? Lisa and Alex? Okay, how did you
Speaker 1: meet Alex?
Speaker 5: So?
Speaker 6: We met on a dating app. I'm kind of new
Speaker 6: on that, but I seem to really have hit it off.
Speaker 3: Like you get a lot of matches. Is that what
Speaker 3: you mean?
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh you're a woman. Yeah, it's wonderful. Not even
Speaker 1: a real woman still getting I.
Speaker 4: Just say, even Ashton, our technical director who's running the board.
Speaker 3: Just did dull with his hand. I'm just going to
Speaker 3: let you know. The whole room is with you, Lisa.
Speaker 3: So why did you choose him? Why did you choose
Speaker 3: Alex to go out with?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 6: Yeah, so I know a lot of people don't like
Speaker 6: shirtless picks, but honestly, I was so hot for it.
Speaker 6: I was I was like, that is exactly what I'm
Speaker 6: looking for.
Speaker 1: I mean, he so just to update recap, hot girl
Speaker 1: likes hot guys.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, And then you're shocked.
Speaker 2: And I'm guessing, like, what do you end up doing
Speaker 2: for your date with Alex?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 6: Yeah, so he ended up asking me. He doesn't do
Speaker 6: this a lot, but he wanted to surprise me on
Speaker 6: a date, like kind of put it together. And I
Speaker 6: I was a little nervous just because I watched a
Speaker 6: lot of I D.
Speaker 3: You know, wait, why were you nervous? Because you watch what?
Speaker 6: I watch a lot of I D Discovery, Like you know,
Speaker 6: all the like crime shows, basically.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and a guy plan a guy planning a date
Speaker 4: is usually how people get killed.
Speaker 5: The surprise, well, not knowing what to do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, when it guy's like, hey I got a surprise, okay,
Speaker 2: especially a guy, a guy you don't know.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but I took the necessary precautions, you know, let
Speaker 6: my roommate have my location on you know. I felt
Speaker 6: I felt confident, I felt good.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So wait, what was it like when you guys met there?
Speaker 3: What was a surprise?
Speaker 6: Okay, so well, we went to this bar and we're
Speaker 6: we're there for a good hour and a half, just
Speaker 6: chatting it up, and I kind of was like, what's
Speaker 6: the surprise, you know, because I just it seemed like
Speaker 6: a typical kind of bait. Yeah, And he looked at
Speaker 6: his watch and he's like, ten more minutes.
Speaker 2: Ten more minutes, Like the pill says it's supposed to
Speaker 2: kick in within twenty.
Speaker 3: So what happened in ten minutes? What was going through
Speaker 3: your head?
Speaker 6: I'm like kind of looking for the exit. No, I'm kidding,
Speaker 6: I'm it felt like a good hour, but it really
Speaker 6: was only probably like seven. And he's like, okay, we're ready.
Speaker 6: Follow me, and he grabs my hands and I get
Speaker 6: off to the stool and we go towards the bathroom
Speaker 6: and I'm like, uh.
Speaker 4: Okay, wait, was Jeff right about the pill?
Speaker 1: And he knocked you going.
Speaker 6: He knocks on the backroom door, and then all of
Speaker 6: a sudden, the whole wall seems to kind of push in,
Speaker 6: and it's this like elegant, elaborate poker game, like a.
Speaker 4: Speaasy, It's like a backroom fancy poker.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I just wanted to go to one of these.
Speaker 3: That's so cool, that's pretty fun.
Speaker 6: I felt so important at that time. I was just like, whoa,
Speaker 6: that's cool.
Speaker 1: Doors are awesome.
Speaker 3: So did you guys sit down and like play poker?
Speaker 6: Well he did. I don't really know how to play poker.
Speaker 3: Okay, so you had to just stand there.
Speaker 6: Well there was okay, so there was so many people there,
Speaker 6: and I mean, like I said, I kind of swept
Speaker 6: off my feet. I was super impressed. So I was
Speaker 6: just like kind of just in awe of everything. So
Speaker 6: it didn't feel like I was just standing there, okay,
Speaker 6: until it got like two hours in and then they're like, okay,
Speaker 6: we're gonna speak a five minute break.
Speaker 1: Oh wow.
Speaker 6: Yeah, So but he was still playing and I'm like,
Speaker 6: I don't want to ruin whatever. But it was this
Speaker 6: part of like what's going to happen next, you know,
Speaker 6: and it's just like, well, I'm kind of doing great, so.
Speaker 4: Oh total, maybe it's one thing to play for like
Speaker 4: twenty thirty minutes and then go. But two hours, Yeah,
Speaker 4: you're not playing if you're in the game.
Speaker 2: But yeah, but he's rich now because you're.
Speaker 3: Kind of just his arm candy. But is that a
Speaker 3: bad thing for two hours?
Speaker 6: But the fact that he was like I'm going to
Speaker 6: go back, I just like, how about we meet up
Speaker 6: after then, you know, because I kind of yeah, yeah,
Speaker 6: I mean everyone focused on the game. Yeah, and I
Speaker 6: just kind of was like, okay, So I ended up
Speaker 6: getting an uber and I was like call me, you know,
Speaker 6: when you're you're done, and he never called me really yeah,
Speaker 6: so then well I called him the next day to
Speaker 6: just check in with him.
Speaker 5: Nothing.
Speaker 6: That's all what happened at the beginning with the shirtless picks.
Speaker 1: You know makes thank you Shadow, So what do you
Speaker 1: think went wrong?
Speaker 6: Okay, I again, I don't want to like sound like
Speaker 6: I'm bragging or anything, but I always get a callback
Speaker 6: and like I'm very I mean, was I not interesting
Speaker 6: enough for him?
Speaker 3: I think you weren't boring enough for him.
Speaker 4: He just wanted someone to stand behind him the entire
Speaker 4: time and not talking.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Well this is where you guys come in, because I'm honestly,
Speaker 6: I'm thrown. I don't know what to do because, guys,
Speaker 6: I'm really digging him.
Speaker 1: Okay, you're only digging in because he's ignoring you.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's play a song while we do that. You
Speaker 2: can text us a picture of his shirtless profile pick so.
Speaker 1: That we know what we're working. It'll help us, it'll
Speaker 1: help us for the second.
Speaker 3: I think I need to see it.
Speaker 1: I think you did. We need to review it.
Speaker 2: And then when we come back and we'll be looking
Speaker 2: fully armed and well prepared to do your second date update.
Speaker 6: Okay, okay, second date update.
Speaker 2: It doesn't get much hotter than this for a first date,
Speaker 2: guy with a six pack, a secret backroom poker game
Speaker 2: in two straight hours of standing around.
Speaker 1: That's what Lisa did on her surprise date. Oh oh boy,
Speaker 1: that's what the surprise was. Watch me play cards, surprise.
Speaker 1: There's so much standing around. I almost had to sit down.
Speaker 1: They had to take a break halfway through.
Speaker 2: The game because they weren't finished, and that's when Lisa
Speaker 2: decided she didn't want to hang around any longer to
Speaker 2: see the end of it, so she just took an
Speaker 2: uber home and was hoping that she would get a
Speaker 2: call back from Alex afterwards. So far nothing, So we're
Speaker 2: going to go ahead and call for her and Lisa,
Speaker 2: would you mind just waiting on hold for two hours
Speaker 2: while we try to get him on the line.
Speaker 1: You can stand if you want.
Speaker 6: Guys, Honestly, this entire time, my hands had been clamming,
Speaker 6: like I really want to know what's that?
Speaker 3: You know this.
Speaker 4: This this guy may just have a really fragile ego, right,
Speaker 4: Like he's obviously bringing you to a poker game to
Speaker 4: show off that he has enough money to, you know,
Speaker 4: lay down at a poker table and it's all fancy
Speaker 4: with fancy people, and then you don't stick around.
Speaker 1: You're saying that it's her fault, right.
Speaker 6: Eh, yeah, yeah, I wouldn't known that I would have stayed.
Speaker 6: That's really I Yes, I really like Emmy.
Speaker 3: As long as you know that's what you're getting into,
Speaker 3: all right, it'll be healthy.
Speaker 2: Okay, misclam hands, you hold on. I'm gonna die his
Speaker 2: phone number right now?
Speaker 1: Are you ready?
Speaker 6: Okay, I'm ready.
Speaker 1: Okay, here we go, are damp?
Speaker 5: Hello?
Speaker 1: Hey, I'm looking for Alex.
Speaker 5: This is Alex Alex.
Speaker 2: My name is jeff from the morning radio show Brook
Speaker 2: and Jeffrey in the Morning. From what a radio show
Speaker 2: It's called Brook and Jeffrey.
Speaker 1: In the Morning.
Speaker 5: All right, why are you calling me?
Speaker 1: Nice to meet you too.
Speaker 5: Sorry, nice to meet you.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So we're calling you because we do a segment on
Speaker 2: our show called the Second Date Update. It's where we
Speaker 2: help our listeners get in touch with people that they
Speaker 2: went out with after they're not getting a call back.
Speaker 5: Oh, okay, that's okay, I'm not interested.
Speaker 1: Well that's the point.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's a good point, totally good.
Speaker 1: Want you to be interested.
Speaker 2: Well, we're getting the vibe that you might not be interested.
Speaker 2: But the girl that you went out with doesn't understand why.
Speaker 1: Her name's Lisa.
Speaker 3: Oh do you remember Lisa, super hot Lisa.
Speaker 5: The wait, So Lisa called you and told you about
Speaker 5: our date.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she emailed us because she's really confused. After spending
Speaker 2: a whole night with you having a great time, you've
Speaker 2: completely ghosted her after the poker night.
Speaker 5: Okay, is the laughing about that, what do you want
Speaker 5: from me?
Speaker 4: Then she just wants to know why, Like what because
Speaker 4: she said she called you the next day and you
Speaker 4: haven't gotten in touch with her at all.
Speaker 5: I mean I suppose i'd call her if I wanted
Speaker 5: to call her, right, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's figured it out that you're probably not interested.
Speaker 5: But she why.
Speaker 2: I mean, if you don't want to date her again,
Speaker 2: that's totally fine, Like that's your decision, but she could
Speaker 2: use a little bit of closure.
Speaker 5: The short answer is that I don't really have time
Speaker 5: to be dating. I got a lot going on in
Speaker 5: my life and I don't really have time for that.
Speaker 3: So then why are you on a dating app?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you took her on a date.
Speaker 5: All right. I'm gonna be a one hundred right now.
Speaker 5: So I'm really good at poker. Okay. I've been about
Speaker 5: ten twelve hours a day playing poker. It's pretty much
Speaker 5: my life.
Speaker 4: Okay, So what does that have to do with Lisa?
Speaker 5: All I if you really want to Okay, so this
Speaker 5: is like an experiment for me, an experiment. Yeah, uh okay,
Speaker 5: So Lisa, I don't you should know Lisa's really hot. Yeah,
Speaker 5: Lisa is a very very very beautiful, charming, charismatic woman.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and apparently you're a very very beautiful man. Yeah.
Speaker 2: In fact, Lisa sent us a picture of your from
Speaker 2: your dating profile, and I would have.
Speaker 5: To agree, well, thank you. I'd take care of myself.
Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you, sir, you're taking care of a lot
Speaker 1: of other people.
Speaker 3: Okay, so she's pretty, she's nice.
Speaker 1: What's the problem.
Speaker 5: I don't there is no problem. Everything went perfectly. Look,
Speaker 5: she is so beautiful that she's a bit of a
Speaker 5: distraction to the other players.
Speaker 3: Oh my god. Okay, are you saying that you like? Wait,
Speaker 3: what are you say?
Speaker 1: What is going on?
Speaker 3: I think I know, but I want you to say too.
Speaker 5: Yeah. I saw this in the James Bond movie one time,
Speaker 5: and this beautiful woman that is a distraction to the
Speaker 5: other players, And I'm telling you it worked like a
Speaker 5: charm and I cleaned up that night.
Speaker 3: So you strung her along just so that you could
Speaker 3: win more money?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean that's a pretty big deal. I want
Speaker 5: a lot of money.
Speaker 1: I don't understand, though.
Speaker 2: If she if she was this successful for you, if
Speaker 2: she distracted the other players that much, wouldn't you want
Speaker 2: to have her back for your next poker knight.
Speaker 3: Wouldn't you want to use her again?
Speaker 5: Yeah? I mean yeah, but she left, so I figured
Speaker 5: that was the end of it.
Speaker 1: Any defense of.
Speaker 3: It, feel like that is just really gonna hurt.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, she may have left that night, but
Speaker 1: she's come back now.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: What I mean by that is she's on the phone
Speaker 2: right now and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 3: It wasn't some weird analogy.
Speaker 1: No, she's physically on the on the line. It's been
Speaker 1: distracting me the whole time. Yeah, and she wants to
Speaker 1: talk to you right now.
Speaker 5: Sorry, So what exactly what's happening here?
Speaker 1: Is our surprise for you?
Speaker 5: Lisa Alan?
Speaker 6: I thought me, I thought this week.
Speaker 2: Oh no, are you crying happy tears right now because
Speaker 2: he called you hot?
Speaker 1: Is that what's going on?
Speaker 3: You're not in tune?
Speaker 1: Okay, it was something else.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I do like you.
Speaker 3: Oh, don't do that.
Speaker 5: How could you.
Speaker 6: Use someone like like? I mean, I'm not saying that
Speaker 6: I had a blast like. I mean, we were talking
Speaker 6: the entire two weeks that leading up to this dates.
Speaker 6: You seem so genuine and you seem so different than
Speaker 6: everybody else.
Speaker 5: Okay, Look, I mean I I'm genuine I didn't lie
Speaker 5: about anything we talked about. I just don't. I'm just
Speaker 5: not interested in that kind of relationships.
Speaker 6: You just said that to them, that you just this
Speaker 6: was an experiment, like how could you save a prison?
Speaker 6: You used as an experiment.
Speaker 2: I don't like when people cry because it makes me
Speaker 2: want to start crying.
Speaker 4: I mean, it sucks it really, like you got to
Speaker 4: understand where she's coming from.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, I don't. Look, I never I don't
Speaker 5: want to hurt your feelings. And I'm sorry. I didn't
Speaker 5: think that you would take.
Speaker 6: It this back everything I mean, Alex was everything big,
Speaker 6: Like we didn't have a connection at all?
Speaker 5: Are you are?
Speaker 6: Is that what you're telling me we.
Speaker 5: Had a connection? I mean I didn't. I wasn't going
Speaker 5: to bring somebody along that Annoise is out of me.
Speaker 3: Wow, what a compliment this guy. This guy, Yeah, I
Speaker 3: think that has a bright side to it.
Speaker 2: I don't know, man, she may have actually been more
Speaker 2: into it if you were just up front we're like, hey,
Speaker 2: I want to try this, Like, why don't you go
Speaker 2: around trying to distract some of the other guys.
Speaker 1: She may have actually wanted to help you. That's a point.
Speaker 1: J What do you think, Lisa, if.
Speaker 6: You would have told me that way earlier, it would
Speaker 6: have been a hot game. I think I would have
Speaker 6: been down for it. But no, no, wonder why you're
Speaker 6: still single and nothing has worked out for you?
Speaker 5: Okay, I mean I'm still single because I choose to be.
Speaker 5: So you can formulate whatever story you want. I think
Speaker 5: if you saw the kind of money that was involved,
Speaker 5: you might reconsider. But that's all right. There are other
Speaker 5: hot girls around.
Speaker 6: Yeah, well, good thing. I got other phone numbers from
Speaker 6: that game.
Speaker 2: So when hot people fight, you know, Lisa, you got
Speaker 2: other guys numbers.
Speaker 6: Of course I wasn't going to say that in the beginning. Yeah,
Speaker 6: I guess.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I mean she was being ignored for two hours on
Speaker 3: her date, like you got to.
Speaker 1: You, Yeah, just have a different poker guy ignored her
Speaker 1: for two hours.
Speaker 5: Now, I guess, all right, we'll have all of those
Speaker 5: losers because I took all their money.
Speaker 6: Okay, Well, well, clearly you're the only loser here, missing
Speaker 6: out on real connection and using somebody. Karma comes back around,
Speaker 6: just say, you know, all right, well I'll.
Speaker 5: Cry at the bank, not on the radio.
Speaker 1: Oh roach, yeah haw. Girls always deserve it.
Speaker 2: Okay, So I got you, buddy, be honest with people time.
Speaker 1: I'm supposed to offer to send you guys out on
Speaker 1: another day.
Speaker 3: If I don't see many red flags, I think.
Speaker 1: Lisa should go for it.
Speaker 6: I don't know right now. I'm just shocked. I'm just
Speaker 6: so shocked.
Speaker 3: I'm a little worried. You said I don't know, and.
Speaker 5: Not just no money.
Speaker 3: It's now a good time to say I'm okay being used, Alex.
Speaker 2: And there's a bunch of people in this room that
Speaker 2: don't mind being lied to and being objectified.
Speaker 1: So I love. Yeah, I don't have I have nothing
Speaker 1: to do this weekend. If you need another piece of candy.
Speaker 5: Take me some picks and I'll review them
Speaker 3: Jeffrey in the morning.