WEBVTT - Second Date Update Classic: Speakeasy Poker Room

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<v Speaker 1>Second date update.

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<v Speaker 2>I think a great first date should be a little romantic,

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<v Speaker 2>little adventurous, little damp.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh god, no, by damp, I mean drinks.

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<v Speaker 3>Nobody says that.

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<v Speaker 1>Wouldn't that be a good name for a bar, though.

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<v Speaker 3>Damp damp don't.

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<v Speaker 4>Actually I would go, Yeah, it's a trendy bar, and

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<v Speaker 4>it's like it's like an.

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<v Speaker 1>It's eighteen and under.

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<v Speaker 4>Wait.

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<v Speaker 2>One of our listeners hanging out at a bar like

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<v Speaker 2>that for her first encounter.

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<v Speaker 1>With a mysterious gentleman, So let's talk to her. Welcome

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<v Speaker 1>to the show. Lisa.

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<v Speaker 5>Hey, guys, Lisa.

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<v Speaker 2>On a scale of one to damp, how good was

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<v Speaker 2>your first date a lady?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't think that's what he meant, but maybe I

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<v Speaker 4>don't know, Lisa. I apologize. I'm just gonna say that.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, new question. What was the name of the guy

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<v Speaker 1>that you were with? Let's start there. His name is damp.

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<v Speaker 1>I swear I'm leaving.

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<v Speaker 5>Alex.

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<v Speaker 6>I was gonna say, grab me and napkin?

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<v Speaker 5>Will you?

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<v Speaker 1>I like you? Lisa and Alex? Okay, how did you

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<v Speaker 1>meet Alex?

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<v Speaker 5>So?

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<v Speaker 6>We met on a dating app. I'm kind of new

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<v Speaker 6>on that, but I seem to really have hit it off.

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<v Speaker 3>Like you get a lot of matches. Is that what

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<v Speaker 3>you mean?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, oh you're a woman. Yeah, it's wonderful. Not even

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<v Speaker 1>a real woman still getting I.

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<v Speaker 4>Just say, even Ashton, our technical director who's running the board.

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<v Speaker 3>Just did dull with his hand. I'm just going to

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<v Speaker 3>let you know. The whole room is with you, Lisa.

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<v Speaker 3>So why did you choose him? Why did you choose

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<v Speaker 3>Alex to go out with?

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<v Speaker 5>Well?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, so I know a lot of people don't like

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<v Speaker 6>shirtless picks, but honestly, I was so hot for it.

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<v Speaker 6>I was I was like, that is exactly what I'm

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<v Speaker 6>looking for.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, he so just to update recap, hot girl

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<v Speaker 1>likes hot guys.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, yes, And then you're shocked.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm guessing, like, what do you end up doing

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<v Speaker 2>for your date with Alex?

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<v Speaker 5>Well?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, so he ended up asking me. He doesn't do

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<v Speaker 6>this a lot, but he wanted to surprise me on

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<v Speaker 6>a date, like kind of put it together. And I

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<v Speaker 6>I was a little nervous just because I watched a

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<v Speaker 6>lot of I D.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, wait, why were you nervous? Because you watch what?

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<v Speaker 6>I watch a lot of I D Discovery, Like you know,

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<v Speaker 6>all the like crime shows, basically.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and a guy plan a guy planning a date

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<v Speaker 4>is usually how people get killed.

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<v Speaker 5>The surprise, well, not knowing what to do.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, when it guy's like, hey I got a surprise, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>especially a guy, a guy you don't know.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, but I took the necessary precautions, you know, let

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<v Speaker 6>my roommate have my location on you know. I felt

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<v Speaker 6>I felt confident, I felt good.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>So wait, what was it like when you guys met there?

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<v Speaker 3>What was a surprise?

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, so well, we went to this bar and we're

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<v Speaker 6>we're there for a good hour and a half, just

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<v Speaker 6>chatting it up, and I kind of was like, what's

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<v Speaker 6>the surprise, you know, because I just it seemed like

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<v Speaker 6>a typical kind of bait. Yeah, And he looked at

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<v Speaker 6>his watch and he's like, ten more minutes.

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<v Speaker 2>Ten more minutes, Like the pill says it's supposed to

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<v Speaker 2>kick in within twenty.

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<v Speaker 3>So what happened in ten minutes? What was going through

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<v Speaker 3>your head?

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<v Speaker 6>I'm like kind of looking for the exit. No, I'm kidding,

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<v Speaker 6>I'm it felt like a good hour, but it really

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<v Speaker 6>was only probably like seven. And he's like, okay, we're ready.

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<v Speaker 6>Follow me, and he grabs my hands and I get

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<v Speaker 6>off to the stool and we go towards the bathroom

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<v Speaker 6>and I'm like, uh.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, wait, was Jeff right about the pill?

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<v Speaker 1>And he knocked you going.

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<v Speaker 6>He knocks on the backroom door, and then all of

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<v Speaker 6>a sudden, the whole wall seems to kind of push in,

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<v Speaker 6>and it's this like elegant, elaborate poker game, like a.

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<v Speaker 4>Speaasy, It's like a backroom fancy poker.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I just wanted to go to one of these.

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<v Speaker 3>That's so cool, that's pretty fun.

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<v Speaker 6>I felt so important at that time. I was just like, whoa,

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<v Speaker 6>that's cool.

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<v Speaker 1>Doors are awesome.

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<v Speaker 3>So did you guys sit down and like play poker?

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<v Speaker 6>Well he did. I don't really know how to play poker.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, so you had to just stand there.

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<v Speaker 6>Well there was okay, so there was so many people there,

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<v Speaker 6>and I mean, like I said, I kind of swept

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<v Speaker 6>off my feet. I was super impressed. So I was

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<v Speaker 6>just like kind of just in awe of everything. So

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<v Speaker 6>it didn't feel like I was just standing there, okay,

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<v Speaker 6>until it got like two hours in and then they're like, okay,

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<v Speaker 6>we're gonna speak a five minute break.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wow.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, So but he was still playing and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 6>I don't want to ruin whatever. But it was this

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<v Speaker 6>part of like what's going to happen next, you know,

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<v Speaker 6>and it's just like, well, I'm kind of doing great, so.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh total, maybe it's one thing to play for like

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<v Speaker 4>twenty thirty minutes and then go. But two hours, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>you're not playing if you're in the game.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, but he's rich now because you're.

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<v Speaker 3>Kind of just his arm candy. But is that a

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<v Speaker 3>bad thing for two hours?

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<v Speaker 6>But the fact that he was like I'm going to

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<v Speaker 6>go back, I just like, how about we meet up

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<v Speaker 6>after then, you know, because I kind of yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 6>I mean everyone focused on the game. Yeah, and I

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<v Speaker 6>just kind of was like, okay, So I ended up

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<v Speaker 6>getting an uber and I was like call me, you know,

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<v Speaker 6>when you're you're done, and he never called me really yeah,

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<v Speaker 6>so then well I called him the next day to

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<v Speaker 6>just check in with him.

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<v Speaker 5>Nothing.

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<v Speaker 6>That's all what happened at the beginning with the shirtless picks.

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<v Speaker 1>You know makes thank you Shadow, So what do you

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<v Speaker 1>think went wrong?

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, I again, I don't want to like sound like

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<v Speaker 6>I'm bragging or anything, but I always get a callback

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<v Speaker 6>and like I'm very I mean, was I not interesting

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<v Speaker 6>enough for him?

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<v Speaker 3>I think you weren't boring enough for him.

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<v Speaker 4>He just wanted someone to stand behind him the entire

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<v Speaker 4>time and not talking.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>Well this is where you guys come in, because I'm honestly,

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<v Speaker 6>I'm thrown. I don't know what to do because, guys,

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<v Speaker 6>I'm really digging him.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, you're only digging in because he's ignoring you.

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<v Speaker 5>You know.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, let's play a song while we do that. You

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<v Speaker 2>can text us a picture of his shirtless profile pick so.

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<v Speaker 1>That we know what we're working. It'll help us, it'll

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<v Speaker 1>help us for the second.

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<v Speaker 3>I think I need to see it.

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<v Speaker 1>I think you did. We need to review it.

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<v Speaker 2>And then when we come back and we'll be looking

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<v Speaker 2>fully armed and well prepared to do your second date update.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, okay, second date update.

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<v Speaker 2>It doesn't get much hotter than this for a first date,

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<v Speaker 2>guy with a six pack, a secret backroom poker game

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<v Speaker 2>in two straight hours of standing around.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what Lisa did on her surprise date. Oh oh boy,

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<v Speaker 1>that's what the surprise was. Watch me play cards, surprise.

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<v Speaker 1>There's so much standing around. I almost had to sit down.

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<v Speaker 1>They had to take a break halfway through.

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<v Speaker 2>The game because they weren't finished, and that's when Lisa

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<v Speaker 2>decided she didn't want to hang around any longer to

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<v Speaker 2>see the end of it, so she just took an

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<v Speaker 2>uber home and was hoping that she would get a

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<v Speaker 2>call back from Alex afterwards. So far nothing, So we're

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<v Speaker 2>going to go ahead and call for her and Lisa,

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<v Speaker 2>would you mind just waiting on hold for two hours

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<v Speaker 2>while we try to get him on the line.

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<v Speaker 1>You can stand if you want.

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<v Speaker 6>Guys, Honestly, this entire time, my hands had been clamming,

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<v Speaker 6>like I really want to know what's that?

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<v Speaker 3>You know this.

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<v Speaker 4>This this guy may just have a really fragile ego, right,

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<v Speaker 4>Like he's obviously bringing you to a poker game to

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<v Speaker 4>show off that he has enough money to, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>lay down at a poker table and it's all fancy

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<v Speaker 4>with fancy people, and then you don't stick around.

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<v Speaker 1>You're saying that it's her fault, right.

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<v Speaker 6>Eh, yeah, yeah, I wouldn't known that I would have stayed.

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<v Speaker 6>That's really I Yes, I really like Emmy.

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<v Speaker 3>As long as you know that's what you're getting into,

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<v Speaker 3>all right, it'll be healthy.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, misclam hands, you hold on. I'm gonna die his

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<v Speaker 2>phone number right now?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you ready?

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, I'm ready.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, here we go, are damp?

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<v Speaker 5>Hello?

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, I'm looking for Alex.

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<v Speaker 5>This is Alex Alex.

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<v Speaker 2>My name is jeff from the morning radio show Brook

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<v Speaker 2>and Jeffrey in the Morning. From what a radio show

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<v Speaker 2>It's called Brook and Jeffrey.

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<v Speaker 1>In the Morning.

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<v Speaker 5>All right, why are you calling me?

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<v Speaker 1>Nice to meet you too.

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<v Speaker 5>Sorry, nice to meet you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>So we're calling you because we do a segment on

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<v Speaker 2>our show called the Second Date Update. It's where we

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<v Speaker 2>help our listeners get in touch with people that they

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<v Speaker 2>went out with after they're not getting a call back.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, okay, that's okay, I'm not interested.

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<v Speaker 1>Well that's the point.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, that's a good point, totally good.

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<v Speaker 1>Want you to be interested.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, we're getting the vibe that you might not be interested.

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<v Speaker 2>But the girl that you went out with doesn't understand why.

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<v Speaker 1>Her name's Lisa.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh do you remember Lisa, super hot Lisa.

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<v Speaker 5>The wait, So Lisa called you and told you about

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<v Speaker 5>our date.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, she emailed us because she's really confused. After spending

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<v Speaker 2>a whole night with you having a great time, you've

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<v Speaker 2>completely ghosted her after the poker night.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, is the laughing about that, what do you want

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<v Speaker 5>from me?

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<v Speaker 4>Then she just wants to know why, Like what because

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<v Speaker 4>she said she called you the next day and you

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<v Speaker 4>haven't gotten in touch with her at all.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean I suppose i'd call her if I wanted

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<v Speaker 5>to call her, right, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, she's figured it out that you're probably not interested.

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<v Speaker 5>But she why.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, if you don't want to date her again,

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<v Speaker 2>that's totally fine, Like that's your decision, but she could

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<v Speaker 2>use a little bit of closure.

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<v Speaker 5>The short answer is that I don't really have time

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<v Speaker 5>to be dating. I got a lot going on in

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<v Speaker 5>my life and I don't really have time for that.

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<v Speaker 3>So then why are you on a dating app?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you took her on a date.

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<v Speaker 5>All right. I'm gonna be a one hundred right now.

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<v Speaker 5>So I'm really good at poker. Okay. I've been about

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<v Speaker 5>ten twelve hours a day playing poker. It's pretty much

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<v Speaker 5>my life.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, So what does that have to do with Lisa?

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<v Speaker 5>All I if you really want to Okay, so this

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<v Speaker 5>is like an experiment for me, an experiment. Yeah, uh okay,

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<v Speaker 5>So Lisa, I don't you should know Lisa's really hot. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>Lisa is a very very very beautiful, charming, charismatic woman.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and apparently you're a very very beautiful man. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>In fact, Lisa sent us a picture of your from

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<v Speaker 2>your dating profile, and I would have.

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<v Speaker 5>To agree, well, thank you. I'd take care of myself.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, thank you, sir, you're taking care of a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of other people.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, so she's pretty, she's nice.

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<v Speaker 1>What's the problem.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't there is no problem. Everything went perfectly. Look,

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<v Speaker 5>she is so beautiful that she's a bit of a

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<v Speaker 5>distraction to the other players.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god. Okay, are you saying that you like? Wait,

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<v Speaker 3>what are you say?

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<v Speaker 1>What is going on?

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<v Speaker 3>I think I know, but I want you to say too.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah. I saw this in the James Bond movie one time,

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<v Speaker 5>and this beautiful woman that is a distraction to the

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<v Speaker 5>other players, And I'm telling you it worked like a

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<v Speaker 5>charm and I cleaned up that night.

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<v Speaker 3>So you strung her along just so that you could

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<v Speaker 3>win more money?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I mean that's a pretty big deal. I want

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<v Speaker 5>a lot of money.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't understand, though.

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<v Speaker 2>If she if she was this successful for you, if

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<v Speaker 2>she distracted the other players that much, wouldn't you want

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<v Speaker 2>to have her back for your next poker knight.

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<v Speaker 3>Wouldn't you want to use her again?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah? I mean yeah, but she left, so I figured

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<v Speaker 5>that was the end of it.

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<v Speaker 1>Any defense of.

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<v Speaker 3>It, feel like that is just really gonna hurt.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I mean, she may have left that night, but

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<v Speaker 1>she's come back now.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>What I mean by that is she's on the phone

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<v Speaker 2>right now and wants to talk to you.

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<v Speaker 3>It wasn't some weird analogy.

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<v Speaker 1>No, she's physically on the on the line. It's been

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<v Speaker 1>distracting me the whole time. Yeah, and she wants to

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<v Speaker 1>talk to you right now.

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<v Speaker 5>Sorry, So what exactly what's happening here?

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<v Speaker 1>Is our surprise for you?

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<v Speaker 5>Lisa Alan?

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<v Speaker 6>I thought me, I thought this week.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, are you crying happy tears right now because

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<v Speaker 2>he called you hot?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that what's going on?

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<v Speaker 3>You're not in tune?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, it was something else.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I do like you.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, don't do that.

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<v Speaker 5>How could you.

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<v Speaker 6>Use someone like like? I mean, I'm not saying that

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<v Speaker 6>I had a blast like. I mean, we were talking

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<v Speaker 6>the entire two weeks that leading up to this dates.

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<v Speaker 6>You seem so genuine and you seem so different than

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<v Speaker 6>everybody else.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, Look, I mean I I'm genuine I didn't lie

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<v Speaker 5>about anything we talked about. I just don't. I'm just

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<v Speaker 5>not interested in that kind of relationships.

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<v Speaker 6>You just said that to them, that you just this

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<v Speaker 6>was an experiment, like how could you save a prison?

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<v Speaker 6>You used as an experiment.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't like when people cry because it makes me

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<v Speaker 2>want to start crying.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, it sucks it really, like you got to

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<v Speaker 4>understand where she's coming from.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I mean, I don't. Look, I never I don't

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<v Speaker 5>want to hurt your feelings. And I'm sorry. I didn't

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<v Speaker 5>think that you would take.

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<v Speaker 6>It this back everything I mean, Alex was everything big,

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<v Speaker 6>Like we didn't have a connection at all?

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<v Speaker 5>Are you are?

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<v Speaker 6>Is that what you're telling me we.

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<v Speaker 5>Had a connection? I mean I didn't. I wasn't going

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<v Speaker 5>to bring somebody along that Annoise is out of me.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, what a compliment this guy. This guy, Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 3>think that has a bright side to it.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, man, she may have actually been more

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<v Speaker 2>into it if you were just up front we're like, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>I want to try this, Like, why don't you go

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<v Speaker 2>around trying to distract some of the other guys.

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<v Speaker 1>She may have actually wanted to help you. That's a point.

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<v Speaker 1>J What do you think, Lisa, if.

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<v Speaker 6>You would have told me that way earlier, it would

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<v Speaker 6>have been a hot game. I think I would have

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<v Speaker 6>been down for it. But no, no, wonder why you're

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<v Speaker 6>still single and nothing has worked out for you?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, I mean I'm still single because I choose to be.

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<v Speaker 5>So you can formulate whatever story you want. I think

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<v Speaker 5>if you saw the kind of money that was involved,

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<v Speaker 5>you might reconsider. But that's all right. There are other

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<v Speaker 5>hot girls around.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, well, good thing. I got other phone numbers from

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<v Speaker 6>that game.

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<v Speaker 2>So when hot people fight, you know, Lisa, you got

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<v Speaker 2>other guys numbers.

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<v Speaker 6>Of course I wasn't going to say that in the beginning. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 6>I guess.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean she was being ignored for two hours on

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<v Speaker 3>her date, like you got to.

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<v Speaker 1>You, Yeah, just have a different poker guy ignored her

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<v Speaker 1>for two hours.

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<v Speaker 5>Now, I guess, all right, we'll have all of those

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<v Speaker 5>losers because I took all their money.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, Well, well, clearly you're the only loser here, missing

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<v Speaker 6>out on real connection and using somebody. Karma comes back around,

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<v Speaker 6>just say, you know, all right, well I'll.

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<v Speaker 5>Cry at the bank, not on the radio.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh roach, yeah haw. Girls always deserve it.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So I got you, buddy, be honest with people time.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm supposed to offer to send you guys out on

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<v Speaker 1>another day.

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<v Speaker 3>If I don't see many red flags, I think.

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<v Speaker 1>Lisa should go for it.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't know right now. I'm just shocked. I'm just

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<v Speaker 6>so shocked.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm a little worried. You said I don't know, and.

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<v Speaker 5>Not just no money.

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<v Speaker 3>It's now a good time to say I'm okay being used, Alex.

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<v Speaker 2>And there's a bunch of people in this room that

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<v Speaker 2>don't mind being lied to and being objectified.

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<v Speaker 1>So I love. Yeah, I don't have I have nothing

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<v Speaker 1>to do this weekend. If you need another piece of candy.

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<v Speaker 5>Take me some picks and I'll review them

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<v Speaker 3>Jeffrey in the morning.