Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of raw
Speaker 1: dogging Zites. Why trends are raw dogging sites? The title
Speaker 1: story because I guess you're My name is Jack, That
Speaker 1: is Miles. This is the show where we tell you
Speaker 1: what's trend in and the story that's captured our minds
Speaker 1: and hearts. Why men are raw dogging flights is quite so.
Speaker 1: Raw dogging flights is when you sit down for your
Speaker 1: flight and you do not allow yourself any entertainment.
Speaker 2: Some even spurn the use of water.
Speaker 3: You're not allowed to have water.
Speaker 1: You're not allowed to have anything to distract you from
Speaker 1: the seat back in front of you.
Speaker 2: Maps.
Speaker 3: At best, you are allowed to watch the flight map. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So my question I was saying, can you meditate? Cause
Speaker 1: I feel like this is you can't not meditate if
Speaker 1: you're just staring at a thing in front of you.
Speaker 1: Your mind has to, like I think the thing that
Speaker 1: some of the comments are people saying like, oh, actually,
Speaker 1: like you know, barebacking bra. I don't know why flying raw,
Speaker 1: I don't know why. It's also gross, but such a
Speaker 1: young like it actually makes the flight go by quickly.
Speaker 1: I think that meat that has to mean that your
Speaker 1: brain is going into some sort of meditative like shutdown state.
Speaker 2: You have to associate on someone. There's no way you
Speaker 2: can be fully pressed. I mean, I don't know unless
Speaker 2: these people are fucking mentality monsters, yes, and are able
Speaker 2: to be so vigilant and that not be boring as hell.
Speaker 2: I think you know, Justin was bringing up to and
Speaker 2: I think this is a valid point. There's a lot
Speaker 2: of people claiming that they're they're they're flying raw, but
Speaker 2: it's like you was like, whoa, I can't believe I
Speaker 2: just did that kind of shit. It's like starting a
Speaker 2: video or go like ninety nine one hundred push ups.
Speaker 2: What's up, y'all? I'm miles, you know what I mean? Like,
Speaker 2: I don't know, Like I would love to see someone
Speaker 2: upload a fucking time lapse.
Speaker 1: The call every day by what hard?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 3: Arnold?
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe you'll beat me next time. Arnold Schwarzenegger. I
Speaker 2: told him how to fucking record right now. But yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't know. I mean, I've I've definitely had my
Speaker 2: moments where I don't like Sometimes the music I'm listening
Speaker 2: to isn't like quite vibing with me, so I just
Speaker 2: take my headphones out and I just checked the map.
Speaker 2: But usually that's because like there's something interesting on the map.
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, we're flying over this.
Speaker 3: Part of or some shit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like a big old airplane. Holy shit, that airplane
Speaker 1: is huge. Man, it's the size of Delaware.
Speaker 2: It's really big. I didn't realize it was that big, but.
Speaker 3: I've seen so. I mean, this is something. This is
Speaker 3: a bit from.
Speaker 1: Seinfeld as we were talking about, like Buddy is flying
Speaker 1: with a lane and they're on a plane and she's like,
Speaker 1: do you want anything to read? And he's like nope, no, nope,
Speaker 1: just happy to stare at the seat in front of me.
Speaker 1: My sister also witnessed this on an incredibly long flight
Speaker 1: and we were both like immediately was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: you're never gonna guess what.
Speaker 2: It became lore.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it became low immediately because it seems so strong.
Speaker 2: Was the flight that your sister said she witnessed, someone
Speaker 2: just go brain off.
Speaker 3: Uh fourteen hours and fifty eight minutes for.
Speaker 2: Almost fifteen hours, no stimuli.
Speaker 3: No stimuli cumini.
Speaker 2: I think here's the thing I'm not. I'm honestly, it's
Speaker 2: more impressive to me that I don't know or concerning
Speaker 2: I don't know where I'm caught, Like if I'm concerned
Speaker 2: that you literally need nothing, like you could just stare
Speaker 2: straight ahead for hours on it, like a fucking ten
Speaker 2: hour flight, and maybe people are doing shorter flights, or
Speaker 2: I'm just worried about like the lack of brain activity.
Speaker 1: I'm about to go on a long flight, and I
Speaker 1: can tell you I am not going to be trying this.
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess I'll sit down. I'll sit down
Speaker 1: and like see how long I can go.
Speaker 2: Jack, But I didn't know you were a sailor dude
Speaker 2: wearing condoms and wrap it up, wrap it up by
Speaker 2: having an iPod, iPod iPad and whatever fucking movies would light.
Speaker 1: Like, I know, there are some times in my life
Speaker 1: where I'm like, I'm actually stressing myself out by giving
Speaker 1: myself too much stimulation right now, and I just need
Speaker 1: to give my brain a break to like be present
Speaker 1: in my surroundings. But I don't, I don't know, this
Speaker 1: just seems unnecessarily rigorous to be doing it.
Speaker 2: I mean, think of okay, but let's think of our
Speaker 2: our fucking animal brains pre smartphone and wireless internet, right,
Speaker 2: Like I remember one of the first flights. I remember
Speaker 2: going to Japan as a kid. I had one like
Speaker 2: kid's book and a handheld Tiger electronic video game of
Speaker 2: Police Academy, like you remember back back when games are
Speaker 2: like six buttons, and it was like, yeah, same five
Speaker 2: animations like on an LCD screen in your.
Speaker 3: Life, just moved back and forth.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's all I had, and I managed
Speaker 2: to just fuck around and do that and probably annoy
Speaker 2: the shit out of my mom or something. But and
Speaker 2: then as we got older, then it was just music
Speaker 2: or a book. But again I don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean you have to end up doing a form
Speaker 1: of this when you have kids, because like if you're
Speaker 1: trying to like watch something and the kids are like,
Speaker 1: you know, asking you a question every five minutes, that
Speaker 1: ends up being like you end up being annoyed and
Speaker 1: not that great a.
Speaker 2: Pat what's Acus? Right? What's Aracus? What's shi Halu? But
Speaker 2: yeah you.
Speaker 3: Watch him done too?
Speaker 2: Right now?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: More on that.
Speaker 4: Yeah that I'm hooked on spice, But yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4: It's please let us like, I would love to hear
Speaker 4: from somebody personally who like, it must be maybe an
Speaker 4: overstimulation thing that allows you to be like, no, this
Speaker 4: is actually the most peaceful version for me to get
Speaker 4: through a flight, because also just.
Speaker 2: Weird for it, Like I get the male urge to
Speaker 2: be like I'm fucking punishing myself, you know what I mean,
Speaker 2: and then like bragging about that shit, but I want
Speaker 2: to know a lot.
Speaker 1: Of the headlines like why are men doing this? But
Speaker 1: then there's other headlines that are like a woman explains
Speaker 1: why she rowed.
Speaker 2: Off, like my mom does it, and it freaks me out.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, so yeah, it's like please write it. Let
Speaker 2: us know.
Speaker 1: Hey, speaking of freaks me out, there's a video showcasing
Speaker 1: a total recall esque prison that is freaking the Internet out.
Speaker 1: In the video, quote Cognify punish prisoners by showing them
Speaker 1: AI generated footage of the offense that they were convicted
Speaker 1: of in virtual reality, and then the inmates are implanted
Speaker 1: with synthetic memories and ultimately released in a matter of
Speaker 1: minutes threading years and people are like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I can't believe this is happening. This seems like bad
Speaker 1: sci fi, and it is bad sci fi.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guessn't exists. This is just a.
Speaker 1: Video made by a quote science communicator slash Hack YouTube
Speaker 1: video maker Hashem Al Gaili, and he's the same guy
Speaker 1: who released a cgi concept video for Ecdo Life The
Speaker 1: World's Not Not about Me in middle school when I
Speaker 1: was bringing that ECDO cooler to school every day in
Speaker 1: my lunchbox. This is the world's first artificial womb facility.
Speaker 1: So he just like he's on his like Geiger.
Speaker 2: Shit, guy's name. What's the guy's name? Is it Alien
Speaker 2: hr Gieger? Yeah, just on that kind of like this
Speaker 2: is what I kind of envision. This is my wacky
Speaker 2: vision of the future. But I hear he's like also
Speaker 2: a scientist, so but I just love the idea that
Speaker 2: some I don't know, are we nerdy for being like
Speaker 2: that shit it doesn't exist yet.
Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, I mean I don't know. Yeah.
Speaker 1: There's another one's a sky hotel. It's just a big
Speaker 1: airplane that people are like chilling in. But it's just
Speaker 1: weird because he like puts out these concept videos and
Speaker 1: people like the future is here.
Speaker 3: It's just you know, it's dumb, man. The Internet's dumb,
Speaker 3: turns out man.
Speaker 2: Just yeah, just upload your content. I mean, but I
Speaker 2: think maybe it's believable because we're like tangentially it feels
Speaker 2: like these technologies are close to being here, and we're
Speaker 2: already talking about like downloading your data or whatever to
Speaker 2: create like a version of yourself like virtually or this
Speaker 2: other shit.
Speaker 1: But oh yeah, I think that's bullshit too, though, the
Speaker 1: downloaded virtual download of your consciousness that I don't know.
Speaker 2: If you can download, but I think you could train
Speaker 2: in a large language model to speak like you did
Speaker 2: if you gave it enough emails like text wise, you
Speaker 2: know what I mean. Yeah, but yeah, not to the
Speaker 2: point where like it's like, dude, what's up, bro, Mike,
Speaker 2: I've been chilling. Man, you know, physically I'm dead, but
Speaker 2: my content business is here. It's kind of fucking upsetting,
Speaker 2: so cold. There are a glass of water. But we
Speaker 2: are like also in that age of like scams where
Speaker 2: it's like, hey man, we'll give you like sort of
Speaker 2: weird niche fund information if you give us all of
Speaker 2: your data. Like there was something I saw where there's
Speaker 2: this app where you upload all your message data and
Speaker 2: it rates your relationship strength with your partner. It's like
Speaker 2: you basically it's based on you giving up all of
Speaker 2: your messages to this app and then it scores like
Speaker 2: who responds first, who initiates more conversations where the balance
Speaker 2: of power is like just through this data set. But again,
Speaker 2: it requires you to give up all of your messages.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure just for like a cool infographic where
Speaker 2: we're like, I'm a good communicator.
Speaker 3: More scores thirty eight.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I hope it is an easy greater Le's
Speaker 1: people just leave feeling good about themselves. Yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: let's take a quick break and we'll be right back.
Speaker 3: And we're back.
Speaker 2: We're back, We're back.
Speaker 3: Is my face still there?
Speaker 2: We still we're still fucking reeling from watching that trailer.
Speaker 1: We just watched the trailer for Red One, the Rocks
Speaker 1: new movie. It's a Christmas action movie in which the
Speaker 1: Rock and Chris Evans doing an accent.
Speaker 3: Try to rescue what was his accent. Chris Evans at
Speaker 3: one point was like, wait a second, you're telling me.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, I didn't even catch that.
Speaker 1: I was so it was just for a split second.
Speaker 1: He doesn't keep up with it. He immediately loses his
Speaker 1: confidence that.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I was just like, I think my eyes were
Speaker 2: starting to roll back into my head as I watched that.
Speaker 1: So it's is basically JK. Simmons is Santa Claus. Uh,
Speaker 1: he's jacked. The rock is like Santa claus personal trainer
Speaker 1: and bodyguard. Yeah, and then Santa Claus get kidnapped and
Speaker 1: then they're like, we need one guy. He's the guy
Speaker 1: who's the best at tracker. He can track anything down,
Speaker 1: even Santa Claus. I don't know why I can track
Speaker 1: Santa Claus. That's on that website every Christmas.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah yeah yeah, I think Norad, right.
Speaker 3: Norid do that. I love when Norad does cute stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like tracking, Like ICVM needs to come up with
Speaker 1: like a cute app right, just like where's the Easter Bunny? Yeah, exactly,
Speaker 1: Easter Bunny has been compromised the CIA, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Easter Bunny has fallen. The trailers is wild because it's
Speaker 2: like obviously we're presuming that Santa Claus is real, and
Speaker 2: like this whole also fantasy world where they're like killer
Speaker 2: snowmen and polar bears that are like literally walk like
Speaker 2: have a pimp strut, like when that polar bear literally
Speaker 2: had like a little fucking flavor in its step. There's
Speaker 2: the Headless Horseman, and there's just so much going on.
Speaker 1: What it is straight up, the Easter Bunny has Fallen.
Speaker 1: Bront Like, that's the that feels like it could have
Speaker 1: been the one sentence fragment pitch, Yeah, I got this
Speaker 1: green La.
Speaker 2: Santa has Fallen is what this movie is.
Speaker 3: It looks like shit, it looks crazy.
Speaker 2: The amount of effects? What is this fucking cost?
Speaker 1: That is the thing that blew my mind. I was like, wow,
Speaker 1: is like, so they didn't spend that much on this
Speaker 1: because it just looks like a big CGI fucking mess,
Speaker 1: just a fest plato ball of CGI effects. They spent
Speaker 1: two hundred and fifty million dollars on that rash love.
Speaker 2: That quarter of a billion dollars for the Red One
Speaker 2: Last Fight.
Speaker 3: Santa has Fallen?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I I want to see the thing is, people,
Speaker 2: I'm famously into any Christmas movie. You love Christmas from
Speaker 2: the top to the dregs of the Hallmark Channel.
Speaker 3: What is the.
Speaker 2: Also the Hallmark Channel? Okay, it's a bit of a
Speaker 2: it's a bit of a flat Earth kind of thing.
Speaker 2: But with this, I'm like so overwhelmed with everything it's
Speaker 2: trying to do. It's like a heist film. It's a
Speaker 2: it's like a fucking again. It's like a Gerard Butler
Speaker 2: type action movie with the textures of Christmas. It's just
Speaker 2: doing too much. It's doing too much.
Speaker 3: Too much.
Speaker 2: I will see it maybe. Is it streaming. If it's streaming,
Speaker 2: I'll go see it maybe.
Speaker 3: But it feels like it's got to be like a
Speaker 3: straight to Netflix, like.
Speaker 2: It said in theaters, I think that last.
Speaker 3: Part oh wow, so whatever man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, at least it's not a prequel or a sequel.
Speaker 1: It really it looks like a movie where the character,
Speaker 1: at least one character is going to say, wow, that
Speaker 1: just happened.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what I mean, like that just happened
Speaker 3: to energy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, or like obligatory, like someone gets kicked in the
Speaker 2: nuts and they're like, I didn't mean like that. You know.
Speaker 2: You're like, oh, it's got nutshots in it.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: The only the only Santa Claus action movie I need
Speaker 1: is the one from I Think You Should Leave Season two?
Speaker 3: Nuts all.
Speaker 1: I need a bit of a cosmic gumbo that this
Speaker 1: is a cosmic gumbo.
Speaker 2: Yeah, man, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: Starbucks has come home.
Speaker 1: They know what the people want, and that is a
Speaker 1: Starbucks drink so caffeinated it will kill them.
Speaker 2: This is just like everyone's playing keep up man.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: But this feels like It was an idea that was
Speaker 1: always supposed to be made by Starbucks. The charged Lemons aid, you're,
Speaker 1: you know, like all the all the hyper caffeinated summertime
Speaker 1: cooling beverages that other people are doing, right, who else
Speaker 1: did it? It was Panera, a soup you know, a
Speaker 1: soup company did it. And it was like, well, that
Speaker 1: doesn't make any sense, but they seem to have stumbled
Speaker 1: on something very powerful, so powerful that it was killing people.
Speaker 1: And I think another company did it. I forget was
Speaker 1: a Duncan America.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I mean I think everybody runs.
Speaker 3: Going Duncan so fast that they're likes fall off.
Speaker 2: Can I make someone have their heart explode after three SIPs? Yeah?
Speaker 2: This one? What?
Speaker 3: This one's not so bad.
Speaker 1: So they saw that the other people's drinks were killing customers,
Speaker 1: and we're like, we're going to rail it in.
Speaker 3: We're going to reel it in to So.
Speaker 1: This is only one hundred and eighty to two hundred
Speaker 1: and fifty or two hundred and five milligrams of caffeine,
Speaker 1: which is similar in caffeine content to a Grande Starbucks
Speaker 1: cold brew. By the way, a Grande Starbucks cold brew
Speaker 1: will if I drink that will make me feel crazy
Speaker 1: for a full twenty four hours.
Speaker 3: That's that's too much, bro. Wow.
Speaker 2: So yeah, the Panera charge lemonade with no ice and
Speaker 2: all charge lemonade would have get it gaven you three
Speaker 2: hundred and ninety. Yeah, so yeah, yeah, they definitely they're
Speaker 2: they're worried.
Speaker 1: It's way too much caffeine for anybody who's not like
Speaker 1: just trying to be out of their mind.
Speaker 2: Or stay alive. Like that's a dark undercurrent of like
Speaker 2: our over caffeinated culture is, like so much of it
Speaker 2: is just to merely get through the day to.
Speaker 3: Toiler work for yourself to death.
Speaker 2: Yeah, truly. Oh well, and the fucking promotional image. It
Speaker 2: looks like these fucking cups like broke apart, like a
Speaker 2: like crystal meth.
Speaker 3: Yeah you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: It's like, yo, bro, do you know what this kind
Speaker 2: of ice does? Got them rocks over here? Anyway, We
Speaker 2: got Tina over here, we got all it's all Tina
Speaker 2: over here, that biker coffee.
Speaker 1: Brian the Editor has suggested a new TikTok channel where
Speaker 1: you raw dog a trans Pacific flight juiced on a
Speaker 1: hypercaffeinated beverage. Just like so I think like one of
Speaker 1: the raw dogging a flight articles suggests that it started
Speaker 1: or like people got the idea from Hijack, which is
Speaker 1: a show in which Idris Elba has his phone taken
Speaker 1: away on a flight and then realizes.
Speaker 3: I think that the flight is being hijacked or something
Speaker 3: like it is.
Speaker 2: His phone taken away. He's like sitting in first class
Speaker 2: or whatever. I don't know. I remember watching the whole
Speaker 2: thing and was like, okay, cool.
Speaker 3: It felt like you were staring at the back of
Speaker 3: a plane.
Speaker 2: Well there was like this whole other angle about like
Speaker 2: tanking the stock price of the airline because of hijacking
Speaker 2: took place, and then like exploiting the stock price manipulation
Speaker 2: from that. It was all very like that. There was
Speaker 2: all these ins and outs that I forgot pretty quickly.
Speaker 1: So credit to him, dude, But you you saw that
Speaker 1: show and you didn't even come up with the viral
Speaker 1: trend of raw dogging a flight.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a thing that again has existed. This is it.
Speaker 2: It's just existed. Some people are fucking strange like that
Speaker 2: and they don't need anything and they can just go,
Speaker 2: you know, do a hard reset of their brain midflight,
Speaker 2: low power mode whatever. Yeah, and make it there. But yeah,
Speaker 2: mayben sure if if it DRIs Elbow needs that, we'll
Speaker 2: give you that, Crownd, But I don't think you deserve it.
Speaker 3: Wow. If anything, the guy deserves everything.
Speaker 2: The man that your sister witnessed. That person has a
Speaker 2: better claim I think to this tho anyway, because when
Speaker 2: was that years ago? Right? It wasn't like in the
Speaker 2: last year.
Speaker 3: I think that was like oh nine, oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: oh yeah. Been braw Dog in flight since Yeah, at.
Speaker 2: Least then, at least that.
Speaker 3: I don't know why.
Speaker 2: I just it's that the idea is horrifying. And then
Speaker 2: add caffeine to that, just full on existential panic. Yeah,
Speaker 2: the challenge should be completely empty stomach, drink a fucking
Speaker 2: trainta of this caffeinated ship and then hop on a
Speaker 2: flight and go from LA to whatever you have to cross.
Speaker 3: You're not allowed to go to the bathroom.
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no, no.
Speaker 3: No, no no no no.
Speaker 1: Well you thought you could go to the bathroom, Dave
Speaker 1: grown no, no you no, no.
Speaker 2: You know, not so fast?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 1: Well, uh, this this is an episode that has given
Speaker 1: me a lot of good ideas of what I'm going
Speaker 1: to do with my life.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you got a flight coming up, Jack, I got
Speaker 2: a flight coming up. I'll get you a GoPro if
Speaker 2: you put it to the back of the seat in
Speaker 2: front of you and just tape yourself a thousand yard
Speaker 2: stairs straight into the lens. How long can you hold it?
Speaker 2: How many hours can you hold it?
Speaker 3: My wife does have my wife does have a thera gun,
Speaker 3: so I can.
Speaker 2: I could do the hard And they're like, Yo, this
Speaker 2: dude's rod dogging on my flight and he's also got
Speaker 2: a thera gun up against his temple hardset plus an RDO.
Speaker 1: All right, those are some of the things that are
Speaker 1: trending on this Tuesday, June twenty fifth. We are back
Speaker 1: tomorrow with a whole episode of the show. Until then,
Speaker 1: be kind to each other, be kind to yourself, get
Speaker 1: the vaccine, don't do nothing about white supremacy, and we
Speaker 1: will talk to y'all tomorrow.
Speaker 3: Bye bye,