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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of raw

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Speaker 1: dogging Zites. Why trends are raw dogging sites? The title

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Speaker 1: story because I guess you're My name is Jack, That

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Speaker 1: is Miles. This is the show where we tell you

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Speaker 1: what's trend in and the story that's captured our minds

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Speaker 1: and hearts. Why men are raw dogging flights is quite so.

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Speaker 1: Raw dogging flights is when you sit down for your

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Speaker 1: flight and you do not allow yourself any entertainment.

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Speaker 2: Some even spurn the use of water.

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Speaker 3: You're not allowed to have water.

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Speaker 1: You're not allowed to have anything to distract you from

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Speaker 1: the seat back in front of you.

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Speaker 2: Maps.

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Speaker 3: At best, you are allowed to watch the flight map. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So my question I was saying, can you meditate? Cause

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Speaker 1: I feel like this is you can't not meditate if

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Speaker 1: you're just staring at a thing in front of you.

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Speaker 1: Your mind has to, like I think the thing that

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Speaker 1: some of the comments are people saying like, oh, actually,

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Speaker 1: like you know, barebacking bra. I don't know why flying raw,

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Speaker 1: I don't know why. It's also gross, but such a

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Speaker 1: young like it actually makes the flight go by quickly.

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Speaker 1: I think that meat that has to mean that your

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Speaker 1: brain is going into some sort of meditative like shutdown state.

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Speaker 2: You have to associate on someone. There's no way you

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Speaker 2: can be fully pressed. I mean, I don't know unless

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Speaker 2: these people are fucking mentality monsters, yes, and are able

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Speaker 2: to be so vigilant and that not be boring as hell.

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Speaker 2: I think you know, Justin was bringing up to and

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Speaker 2: I think this is a valid point. There's a lot

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Speaker 2: of people claiming that they're they're they're flying raw, but

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Speaker 2: it's like you was like, whoa, I can't believe I

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Speaker 2: just did that kind of shit. It's like starting a

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Speaker 2: video or go like ninety nine one hundred push ups.

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Speaker 2: What's up, y'all? I'm miles, you know what I mean? Like,

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Speaker 2: I don't know, Like I would love to see someone

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Speaker 2: upload a fucking time lapse.

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Speaker 1: The call every day by what hard?

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Speaker 4: All right?

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Speaker 3: Arnold?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe you'll beat me next time. Arnold Schwarzenegger. I

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Speaker 2: told him how to fucking record right now. But yeah,

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Speaker 2: I don't know. I mean, I've I've definitely had my

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Speaker 2: moments where I don't like Sometimes the music I'm listening

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Speaker 2: to isn't like quite vibing with me, so I just

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Speaker 2: take my headphones out and I just checked the map.

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Speaker 2: But usually that's because like there's something interesting on the map.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, we're flying over this.

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Speaker 3: Part of or some shit.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, like a big old airplane. Holy shit, that airplane

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Speaker 1: is huge. Man, it's the size of Delaware.

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Speaker 2: It's really big. I didn't realize it was that big, but.

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Speaker 3: I've seen so. I mean, this is something. This is

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Speaker 3: a bit from.

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Speaker 1: Seinfeld as we were talking about, like Buddy is flying

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Speaker 1: with a lane and they're on a plane and she's like,

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Speaker 1: do you want anything to read? And he's like nope, no, nope,

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Speaker 1: just happy to stare at the seat in front of me.

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Speaker 1: My sister also witnessed this on an incredibly long flight

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Speaker 1: and we were both like immediately was like, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: you're never gonna guess what.

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Speaker 2: It became lore.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it became low immediately because it seems so strong.

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Speaker 2: Was the flight that your sister said she witnessed, someone

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Speaker 2: just go brain off.

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Speaker 3: Uh fourteen hours and fifty eight minutes for.

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Speaker 2: Almost fifteen hours, no stimuli.

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Speaker 3: No stimuli cumini.

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Speaker 2: I think here's the thing I'm not. I'm honestly, it's

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Speaker 2: more impressive to me that I don't know or concerning

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Speaker 2: I don't know where I'm caught, Like if I'm concerned

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Speaker 2: that you literally need nothing, like you could just stare

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Speaker 2: straight ahead for hours on it, like a fucking ten

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Speaker 2: hour flight, and maybe people are doing shorter flights, or

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Speaker 2: I'm just worried about like the lack of brain activity.

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Speaker 1: I'm about to go on a long flight, and I

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Speaker 1: can tell you I am not going to be trying this.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I guess I'll sit down. I'll sit down

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Speaker 2: Jack, But I didn't know you were a sailor dude

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Speaker 2: wearing condoms and wrap it up, wrap it up by

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Speaker 2: having an iPod, iPod iPad and whatever fucking movies would light.

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Speaker 1: Like, I know, there are some times in my life

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Speaker 2: I mean, think of okay, but let's think of our

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Speaker 2: our fucking animal brains pre smartphone and wireless internet, right,

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Speaker 2: Like I remember one of the first flights. I remember

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Speaker 2: going to Japan as a kid. I had one like

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Speaker 2: kid's book and a handheld Tiger electronic video game of

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Speaker 2: Police Academy, like you remember back back when games are

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Speaker 2: like six buttons, and it was like, yeah, same five

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Speaker 3: Life, just moved back and forth.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's all I had, and I managed

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Speaker 2: to just fuck around and do that and probably annoy

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Speaker 2: then as we got older, then it was just music

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Speaker 1: I mean you have to end up doing a form

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Speaker 1: of this when you have kids, because like if you're

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Speaker 1: you know, asking you a question every five minutes, that

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Speaker 2: Pat what's Acus? Right? What's Aracus? What's shi Halu? But

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Speaker 2: yeah you.

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Speaker 3: Watch him done too?

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Speaker 2: Right now?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: More on that.

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Speaker 4: Yeah that I'm hooked on spice, But yeah, I don't know.

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Speaker 4: It's please let us like, I would love to hear

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Speaker 4: from somebody personally who like, it must be maybe an

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Speaker 4: overstimulation thing that allows you to be like, no, this

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Speaker 4: through a flight, because also just.

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Speaker 2: Weird for it, Like I get the male urge to

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Speaker 2: and then like bragging about that shit, but I want

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Speaker 2: to know a lot.

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Speaker 1: Of the headlines like why are men doing this? But

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Speaker 1: then there's other headlines that are like a woman explains

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Speaker 1: why she rowed.

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Speaker 2: Off, like my mom does it, and it freaks me out.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, so yeah, it's like please write it. Let

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Speaker 1: Hey, speaking of freaks me out, there's a video showcasing

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Speaker 1: a total recall esque prison that is freaking the Internet out.

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Speaker 1: In the video, quote Cognify punish prisoners by showing them

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Speaker 1: AI generated footage of the offense that they were convicted

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Speaker 1: of in virtual reality, and then the inmates are implanted

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Speaker 1: minutes threading years and people are like, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: I can't believe this is happening. This seems like bad

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Speaker 1: sci fi, and it is bad sci fi.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I guessn't exists. This is just a.

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Speaker 1: Video made by a quote science communicator slash Hack YouTube

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Speaker 1: video maker Hashem Al Gaili, and he's the same guy

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Speaker 1: who released a cgi concept video for Ecdo Life The

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Speaker 1: World's Not Not about Me in middle school when I

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Speaker 1: was bringing that ECDO cooler to school every day in

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Speaker 1: my lunchbox. This is the world's first artificial womb facility.

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Speaker 1: So he just like he's on his like Geiger.

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Speaker 2: Shit, guy's name. What's the guy's name? Is it Alien

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Speaker 2: hr Gieger? Yeah, just on that kind of like this

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Speaker 2: that shit it doesn't exist yet.

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Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, I mean I don't know. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: There's another one's a sky hotel. It's just a big

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Speaker 1: airplane that people are like chilling in. But it's just

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Speaker 3: It's just you know, it's dumb, man. The Internet's dumb,

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Speaker 2: Just yeah, just upload your content. I mean, but I

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Speaker 2: think maybe it's believable because we're like tangentially it feels

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Speaker 2: like these technologies are close to being here, and we're

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Speaker 2: already talking about like downloading your data or whatever to

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Speaker 2: create like a version of yourself like virtually or this

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Speaker 1: But oh yeah, I think that's bullshit too, though, the

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Speaker 1: downloaded virtual download of your consciousness that I don't know.

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Speaker 2: If you can download, but I think you could train

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Speaker 2: if you gave it enough emails like text wise, you

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Speaker 2: I've been chilling. Man, you know, physically I'm dead, but

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Speaker 2: my content business is here. It's kind of fucking upsetting,

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Speaker 2: it's like, hey man, we'll give you like sort of

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Speaker 2: it requires you to give up all of your messages.

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Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure just for like a cool infographic where

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Speaker 3: More scores thirty eight.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I hope it is an easy greater Le's

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Speaker 1: people just leave feeling good about themselves. Yeah, all right,

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Speaker 1: let's take a quick break and we'll be right back.

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Speaker 3: And we're back.

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Speaker 2: We're back, We're back.

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Speaker 3: Is my face still there?

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Speaker 2: We still we're still fucking reeling from watching that trailer.

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Speaker 1: We just watched the trailer for Red One, the Rocks

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Speaker 1: new movie. It's a Christmas action movie in which the

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Speaker 1: Rock and Chris Evans doing an accent.

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Speaker 3: Try to rescue what was his accent. Chris Evans at

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Speaker 3: one point was like, wait a second, you're telling me.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, I didn't even catch that.

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Speaker 1: I was so it was just for a split second.

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Speaker 1: He doesn't keep up with it. He immediately loses his

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I was just like, I think my eyes were

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Speaker 2: starting to roll back into my head as I watched that.

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Speaker 1: So it's is basically JK. Simmons is Santa Claus. Uh,

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Speaker 1: he's jacked. The rock is like Santa claus personal trainer

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Speaker 1: and bodyguard. Yeah, and then Santa Claus get kidnapped and

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Speaker 1: then they're like, we need one guy. He's the guy

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Speaker 1: who's the best at tracker. He can track anything down,

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Speaker 1: even Santa Claus. I don't know why I can track

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Speaker 1: Santa Claus. That's on that website every Christmas.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah yeah yeah, I think Norad, right.

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Speaker 3: Norid do that. I love when Norad does cute stuff.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, like tracking, Like ICVM needs to come up with

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Speaker 1: like a cute app right, just like where's the Easter Bunny? Yeah, exactly,

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Speaker 1: Easter Bunny has been compromised the CIA, Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Easter Bunny has fallen. The trailers is wild because it's

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Speaker 1: What it is straight up, the Easter Bunny has Fallen.

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Speaker 2: Santa has Fallen is what this movie is.

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Speaker 2: That quarter of a billion dollars for the Red One

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Speaker 3: Santa has Fallen?

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Speaker 2: I'm famously into any Christmas movie. You love Christmas from

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Speaker 1: It really it looks like a movie where the character,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what I mean, like that just happened

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Speaker 1: The only the only Santa Claus action movie I need

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Speaker 3: Nuts all.

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Speaker 1: I need a bit of a cosmic gumbo that this

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Speaker 2: Yeah, man, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 3: Starbucks has come home.

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Speaker 1: They know what the people want, and that is a

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Speaker 2: This one? What?

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Speaker 3: This one's not so bad.

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Speaker 1: So they saw that the other people's drinks were killing customers,

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Speaker 1: This is only one hundred and eighty to two hundred

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Speaker 1: will if I drink that will make me feel crazy

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Speaker 3: That's that's too much, bro. Wow.

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Speaker 2: So yeah, the Panera charge lemonade with no ice and

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Speaker 1: It's way too much caffeine for anybody who's not like

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Speaker 2: Or stay alive. Like that's a dark undercurrent of like

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Speaker 3: Toiler work for yourself to death.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, truly. Oh well, and the fucking promotional image. It

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Speaker 2: looks like these fucking cups like broke apart, like a

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Speaker 3: Yeah you know what I mean.

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Speaker 2: It's like, yo, bro, do you know what this kind

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Speaker 1: Brian the Editor has suggested a new TikTok channel where

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Speaker 1: you raw dog a trans Pacific flight juiced on a

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Speaker 3: I think that the flight is being hijacked or something

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Speaker 2: His phone taken away. He's like sitting in first class

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Speaker 2: Well there was like this whole other angle about like

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Speaker 2: tanking the stock price of the airline because of hijacking

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Speaker 1: So credit to him, dude, But you you saw that

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Speaker 2: Yeah, a thing that again has existed. This is it.

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Speaker 2: It's just existed. Some people are fucking strange like that

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Speaker 2: and they don't need anything and they can just go,

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Speaker 2: you know, do a hard reset of their brain midflight,

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Speaker 2: mayben sure if if it DRIs Elbow needs that, we'll

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Speaker 2: give you that, Crownd, But I don't think you deserve it.

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Speaker 3: Wow. If anything, the guy deserves everything.

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Speaker 2: The man that your sister witnessed. That person has a

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Speaker 2: better claim I think to this tho anyway, because when

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Speaker 3: I think that was like oh nine, oh yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 3: I don't know why.

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Speaker 2: I just it's that the idea is horrifying. And then

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Speaker 2: the challenge should be completely empty stomach, drink a fucking

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Speaker 1: Well you thought you could go to the bathroom, Dave

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Speaker 1: grown no, no you no, no.

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Speaker 2: You know, not so fast?

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Speaker 1: Well, uh, this this is an episode that has given

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you got a flight coming up, Jack, I got

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Speaker 2: a flight coming up. I'll get you a GoPro if

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Speaker 2: How many hours can you hold it?

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Speaker 3: My wife does have my wife does have a thera gun,

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Speaker 2: I could do the hard And they're like, Yo, this

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Speaker 2: dude's rod dogging on my flight and he's also got

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Speaker 1: All right, those are some of the things that are

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Speaker 1: trending on this Tuesday, June twenty fifth. We are back

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Speaker 1: tomorrow with a whole episode of the show. Until then,

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Speaker 1: be kind to each other, be kind to yourself, get

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Speaker 1: the vaccine, don't do nothing about white supremacy, and we

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Speaker 1: will talk to y'all tomorrow.

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Speaker 3: Bye bye,