WEBVTT - My Builder - Sergio Ortiz 0:00:00.120 --> 0:00:04.200 Everyone who stayed behind during the Woesley fire saved their house. 0:00:04.680 --> 0:00:07.240 I couldn't because I was in Vegas doing a charity show. 0:00:07.480 --> 0:00:10.119 What was your excuse for not saving my house? I 0:00:10.160 --> 0:00:23.000 got scared? Cash Show Cash sho Tosh Show Show. Welcome 0:00:23.040 --> 0:00:25.840 to Tosh Show, Eddie. How are you? I'm doing good? 0:00:26.200 --> 0:00:30.520 My son's here? Hit him with a hoodie? Who? He's 0:00:30.600 --> 0:00:33.920 not here? We just recorded that. Whenever I'm out in 0:00:33.960 --> 0:00:37.120 a crowded area, I'll just say to my son, just 0:00:37.159 --> 0:00:39.159 real quiet. I whispered to him, I say, hey, hit 0:00:39.200 --> 0:00:42.680 him with the hoodie who? And he'll just scream and 0:00:42.720 --> 0:00:45.440 it just makes me laugh. Usually makes people laugh around us. 0:00:45.720 --> 0:00:47.240 So now I'm gonna do it on the show. I'm 0:00:47.240 --> 0:00:52.720 gonna start using it. Hit him again. Oh guess what what? 0:00:54.080 --> 0:00:56.280 I was going in the bathroom the other day. Okay, 0:00:56.400 --> 0:01:00.120 this is not a poop story, so calm down. I 0:01:00.160 --> 0:01:02.520 was going in the bathroom and I found a tick 0:01:03.240 --> 0:01:08.360 crawling around on my waistline. H yeah, a real tick. 0:01:08.959 --> 0:01:11.840 And I'm like it hadn't burrowed in now. I noticed. 0:01:11.840 --> 0:01:13.839 A few weeks ago, I went on a little rant 0:01:13.920 --> 0:01:15.880 about lime disease and how they have to be in 0:01:15.920 --> 0:01:19.000 you for thirty six hours, and people told me I 0:01:19.120 --> 0:01:22.640 was way off. Those ticks, those deer ticks can be 0:01:22.840 --> 0:01:26.640 so tiny that you don't even notice that they're on you. 0:01:26.640 --> 0:01:28.759 You don't feel it or anything like that that I expect. 0:01:29.040 --> 0:01:32.480 This tick is what I'm familiar with, which is basically 0:01:32.560 --> 0:01:34.960 a dog tick, and they don't I looked it up. 0:01:35.000 --> 0:01:39.959 They don't carry lime disease, but they if they bite 0:01:40.000 --> 0:01:43.200 you and start going in, you're gonna feel it. Okay, 0:01:43.720 --> 0:01:46.560 that's when you take a matchhead and touch them on 0:01:46.600 --> 0:01:48.280 the button make them back up. I don't know how 0:01:48.320 --> 0:01:52.360 it works anyway. I had a tick crawling around on me. 0:01:52.840 --> 0:01:55.160 That's Carl's fault. I think they live on the I 0:01:55.160 --> 0:01:58.000 got a lot of rabbits on the property. They carry 0:01:58.000 --> 0:02:00.760 a lot of ticks, is what I'm told. Oh, well, 0:02:01.200 --> 0:02:03.680 not a big thing. No, I don't think it's a 0:02:03.680 --> 0:02:06.240 big thing. I mean it could be. Listen, I'm living 0:02:06.240 --> 0:02:06.760 on a farm. 0:02:07.080 --> 0:02:08.520 You got a farm going on over there. 0:02:08.760 --> 0:02:12.240 Yeah. I guess what what, I'm gonna start working out? 0:02:12.280 --> 0:02:18.120 I think? I think I am ok. But here's I know. 0:02:18.200 --> 0:02:21.600 People look at me and they say that guy what 0:02:22.240 --> 0:02:25.520 he doesn't need to work out his body? Looks perfect, handsome, 0:02:25.880 --> 0:02:30.960 well just chiseled. But here's the problem. I've been driving 0:02:31.480 --> 0:02:37.640 recently and I've been feeling my stomach and tits shaking 0:02:38.280 --> 0:02:41.520 in the car. You have a ride on a road 0:02:41.600 --> 0:02:44.640 that's got like like a bump every few seconds, and 0:02:44.639 --> 0:02:46.440 and then all of a sudden, you're just like You're 0:02:46.480 --> 0:02:49.760 just like, oh, I'm just I'm just jiggling while I'm driving. 0:02:51.200 --> 0:02:53.960 This is this is making me feel really like, it's 0:02:54.000 --> 0:02:58.840 making me feel bad about myself. Yeah, I was just like, no, 0:02:58.960 --> 0:03:02.520 I'm not talking about rum. I'm talking just this natural, 0:03:03.000 --> 0:03:07.320 uneven pavement that's making me shake while I'm driving, and 0:03:07.360 --> 0:03:10.840 I'm and I'm grossed out by myself. I'm like, I 0:03:10.840 --> 0:03:14.040 gotta tighten this all up. So I'm gonna give it 0:03:14.080 --> 0:03:18.240 a shot right now. I'm gonna try to just eat 0:03:18.320 --> 0:03:22.720 less and uh play more like what a lot of 0:03:22.720 --> 0:03:26.119 times when I uh play with my kids, I kind 0:03:26.120 --> 0:03:28.960 of facilitate the games. And I think now I'm gonna 0:03:29.000 --> 0:03:33.320 get myself more involved. I'm gonna physically get involved. Normally 0:03:33.360 --> 0:03:35.880 if they're like kicking a ball, you know, I don't 0:03:36.000 --> 0:03:38.400 I don't really hustle. I think I'm gonna start hustling 0:03:38.960 --> 0:03:42.360 and see if I can stop my tits and stomach 0:03:42.760 --> 0:03:48.360 from shaking while I'm driving over a bridge. A bridge 0:03:48.360 --> 0:03:51.560 is where you get those seams in the road and 0:03:51.560 --> 0:03:55.360 you're like, oh, and when you feel it, you're you're like, oh, 0:03:55.400 --> 0:03:59.800 that's not that's that's new. I don't like it. Speaking 0:03:59.800 --> 0:04:04.040 of dad bods, my buddy's on the show today. My 0:04:04.200 --> 0:04:07.680 favorite Spaniard this is. Let me tell you something about 0:04:07.680 --> 0:04:11.160 today's guest. This guy has been in my life for 0:04:11.320 --> 0:04:17.440 eight years, but like every day for eight years, and 0:04:17.560 --> 0:04:21.560 my wife hated it. She was she couldn't stand how 0:04:21.640 --> 0:04:25.760 much how much time I spent with him. All right, listen, 0:04:26.000 --> 0:04:27.480 the heart wants what the heart wants. 0:04:28.720 --> 0:04:36.360 Enjoy Pasha, my guest today has built my home in 0:04:36.440 --> 0:04:39.279 Malibu twice because the first one burned down. 0:04:39.440 --> 0:04:43.880 He's a surfer, a builder, an architect, and my favorite 0:04:43.880 --> 0:04:47.520 Spanish person not yet to be deported. Please welcome Sergio 0:04:48.000 --> 0:04:56.520 o la comusda. No, do you believe in ghosts? I do? Actually, 0:04:56.640 --> 0:05:02.440 I know you're from Spain. Yes, the beautiful village of 0:05:02.680 --> 0:05:06.000 where you from Alga. I was born in Malaga, Malaga. 0:05:06.080 --> 0:05:10.719 That's that's where we were born. Because my hometown is 0:05:10.800 --> 0:05:13.279 too small back in the days to have a hospital 0:05:13.320 --> 0:05:16.320 or anything like that. So we were rushed to the 0:05:16.360 --> 0:05:19.960 main city, which was Malaga, and then after you know, 0:05:20.080 --> 0:05:22.159 a couple of days, they take you to your village, 0:05:22.279 --> 0:05:25.120 you know, and that was Marea. Marea is a beautiful 0:05:25.120 --> 0:05:29.520 town area, Marea between I actually live in another town too, Stebona, Marea, 0:05:29.760 --> 0:05:30.599 like ten minutes away. 0:05:30.640 --> 0:05:32.320 You know, how close to the coast is that. 0:05:32.320 --> 0:05:34.880 That's right there? Like I was raised right on the 0:05:34.880 --> 0:05:36.760 beach in the Mediterranea and. 0:05:36.640 --> 0:05:38.680 You could wave to the people in Africa. 0:05:38.800 --> 0:05:42.159 Yes, I could see Africa from my house. 0:05:42.520 --> 0:05:45.919 Now you are a builder, like a manly builder, yes, 0:05:46.560 --> 0:05:49.920 a real builder. But you're also an architect. How did 0:05:49.960 --> 0:05:52.800 you get in this because your father who passed away 0:05:52.800 --> 0:05:56.240 a few years ago, a wonderful man, who was the butcher. Yes, 0:05:56.480 --> 0:05:57.360 in your hometown. 0:05:57.600 --> 0:06:02.120 Yeah, my family we were butcher for I mean since 0:06:02.240 --> 0:06:06.320 eighteen something, you know. Like my great great grandmother was 0:06:06.320 --> 0:06:07.159 already a butcher. 0:06:07.240 --> 0:06:08.000 She was a butcher. 0:06:08.040 --> 0:06:10.360 She was the butcher of the town, like the butcher 0:06:10.400 --> 0:06:13.719 of the town all the generations up to me. I 0:06:13.760 --> 0:06:17.160 was raised in the butcher, you know, cutting meat when I. 0:06:17.080 --> 0:06:18.880 Was a kid, and when you're in the family of 0:06:18.920 --> 0:06:21.960 a butcher, you you're kind of royalty in the town. 0:06:22.120 --> 0:06:24.760 Yeah, I mean you have expensive, tough you know. 0:06:24.760 --> 0:06:27.359 But every place that you went they like treated you 0:06:27.400 --> 0:06:30.479 guys with respect your family because you yes the restaurants, 0:06:30.480 --> 0:06:31.359 they would take care of you. 0:06:31.440 --> 0:06:33.719 Yeah, I mean up Maria ended up being like the 0:06:33.760 --> 0:06:37.919 Beverly Hills of Europe, like super expensive that all the 0:06:38.080 --> 0:06:43.120 celebrities will go over there. And my father specifically at 0:06:43.160 --> 0:06:46.839 that time know of the butcher when it became really fancy. 0:06:46.960 --> 0:06:51.000 All the town we served the meat to, like people 0:06:51.000 --> 0:06:54.120 from on Assis to the Kennedys to the young Board 0:06:54.160 --> 0:06:58.039 you like Tennis, so the young Board wedding. I remember 0:06:58.160 --> 0:07:01.039 as a kid taking the meat for his wedding. 0:07:01.160 --> 0:07:03.039 Did the doll ever get to tasted? 0:07:03.440 --> 0:07:06.640 I'm a hundred percent sure. So that was where I 0:07:06.720 --> 0:07:08.719 was raised, you know. And then all of the sudden 0:07:08.760 --> 0:07:10.960 I told my father that I wanted to be an architect, 0:07:11.000 --> 0:07:12.560 really early on, I was eight years old. 0:07:12.680 --> 0:07:15.120 Was he upset or was he like, no, this is good. No, 0:07:15.240 --> 0:07:15.840 he was happy. 0:07:15.880 --> 0:07:17.960 The only thing is kind of an interesting story here 0:07:18.400 --> 0:07:21.480 because I got my eye. I hit my eye with 0:07:21.520 --> 0:07:25.080 the rock playing with my friends, no, Accidentally. 0:07:24.600 --> 0:07:25.640 I was like a hate crime. 0:07:25.880 --> 0:07:28.000 So I had a bleeding in my eye. So they 0:07:28.000 --> 0:07:30.320 had to take me to a hospital right away, and 0:07:30.800 --> 0:07:34.920 they actually flew me to Barcelona to the Barracker Eye Daughter, 0:07:35.080 --> 0:07:37.880 which was one of the best still is in for 0:07:38.040 --> 0:07:41.360 eye daughters in Europe, because I was losing my vision. 0:07:42.040 --> 0:07:44.440 I remember that. And I arrived there and my mother 0:07:44.520 --> 0:07:46.840 is holding me. I was like six years old, seven 0:07:46.920 --> 0:07:50.360 years old, you know, and my mother was plaining to 0:07:50.440 --> 0:07:54.320 me the building and my eyes were closed. I cover 0:07:54.440 --> 0:07:57.720 everything and my mother was planning me the spiral stairs 0:07:57.760 --> 0:08:00.680 and things like that. And I say to my mother 0:08:00.760 --> 0:08:02.480 at that moment that I wanted to be a builder, 0:08:02.520 --> 0:08:03.800 I mean an architect, and. 0:08:04.000 --> 0:08:06.360 If you're going to go blind, and my mother was like, 0:08:06.400 --> 0:08:08.040 oh yeah, sure. But I ended up beat. 0:08:08.080 --> 0:08:11.560 The Barracker fixed my eyes and I went all over 0:08:11.600 --> 0:08:14.280 the world standing architecture, study architecture in cevi yeale. 0:08:14.360 --> 0:08:17.440 You went to a fancy school here in Los Angeles too, right, Yeah, sire? 0:08:17.600 --> 0:08:19.440 How many tests you have to do to become an architect? 0:08:19.560 --> 0:08:22.000 I took ten tests? You took ten? Yeah, I don't 0:08:22.040 --> 0:08:23.880 know how many times did you fail them? 0:08:23.960 --> 0:08:26.000 And never fail it? You never failed a single test. 0:08:26.560 --> 0:08:29.880 And yet I know tons of people that take these tests. 0:08:29.920 --> 0:08:31.679 They can't pass a single one. 0:08:32.160 --> 0:08:33.600 I did it all in one shot. 0:08:33.880 --> 0:08:39.160 Now, I interviewed a handful of architects and then a 0:08:39.160 --> 0:08:44.800 handful of builders, and you one because you're like, hey, 0:08:45.360 --> 0:08:47.360 I just want to surf every day with you. 0:08:47.600 --> 0:08:50.439 That was the main reason everything started. Because you wanted 0:08:50.440 --> 0:08:52.320 to leave right next to the job site. 0:08:52.440 --> 0:08:54.000 That's your nightmare, right, yeah, this. 0:08:54.080 --> 0:08:56.880 Is the worst nightmare for a bill, for a builder is. 0:08:56.840 --> 0:09:00.320 To have their client live on the job side. That's like, no, 0:09:00.480 --> 0:09:04.240 you have to understand that. Sergio and I every day. 0:09:04.920 --> 0:09:08.560 I would spend all day with him, like for years, 0:09:08.679 --> 0:09:11.240 for years, just you know, and we. 0:09:11.559 --> 0:09:14.920 Would Daniel like I would be working in the job site, 0:09:15.120 --> 0:09:18.120 a busy morning always no like with the guys. There's 0:09:18.160 --> 0:09:21.040 probably like twenty thirty guys working in the house, and 0:09:21.520 --> 0:09:24.080 and Daniel is like, at nine am, he's like testing me, 0:09:24.120 --> 0:09:25.080 when are we going surfing? 0:09:25.120 --> 0:09:26.800 You know? Oh, well that those are good days when 0:09:26.800 --> 0:09:28.840 I'm in a good mood. It's better better surfing than 0:09:28.880 --> 0:09:30.040 when I'm angry about stuff. 0:09:30.080 --> 0:09:32.560 And then I like, I can't go, Yeah, I have 0:09:32.600 --> 0:09:35.120 a meeting, you know, have this and and then Daniel 0:09:35.120 --> 0:09:37.920 will come up, you know with like barefoots in the 0:09:37.960 --> 0:09:41.120 job site. Come on, get your shoes on, you know 0:09:41.360 --> 0:09:41.800 where we. 0:09:41.760 --> 0:09:43.400 Go serve for an hour or two. Now do you 0:09:43.400 --> 0:09:45.640 think that affected how long it took you to build 0:09:45.640 --> 0:09:46.000 my house? 0:09:46.440 --> 0:09:48.320 Obviously, you know, I mean we're surfing. 0:09:48.480 --> 0:09:51.640 How come you can't actually predict how long projects will take? 0:09:51.960 --> 0:09:55.560 It's very complicated. There's too many things, especially you know, 0:09:55.640 --> 0:10:00.000 we the kind of work we do is not usually 0:10:00.040 --> 0:10:02.480 people do in construction. We are in the company. We 0:10:02.559 --> 0:10:06.120 are like six seven architects. We each kind of take 0:10:06.120 --> 0:10:10.560 a project and we are like very focused on the design, 0:10:10.640 --> 0:10:15.439 on the detailing. So we all back and forth trying 0:10:15.480 --> 0:10:18.080 to get the idea of the project. You know, all 0:10:18.160 --> 0:10:21.239 resolved very nicely. And it's not that it's no shortcuts, 0:10:21.280 --> 0:10:23.600 you know, as you know, I mean your house is 0:10:23.640 --> 0:10:25.520 a masterpiece of like detailing. 0:10:25.559 --> 0:10:27.320 No, that's not. I mean a lot of times the 0:10:27.360 --> 0:10:31.480 project manager on a build site doesn't have the experience 0:10:31.559 --> 0:10:34.240 that you have. Yeah, I mean that's fair, right, Yeah, 0:10:34.400 --> 0:10:36.800 I mean when I was interviewing these guys, a lot 0:10:36.880 --> 0:10:39.920 of the project managers were a little too I don't 0:10:39.920 --> 0:10:43.480 know what the word is, like a redneck too rough. Yeah, 0:10:43.520 --> 0:10:47.520 real builders. Well I don't know, just say it was 0:10:47.520 --> 0:10:49.600 like you just and then you are a surfer. When 0:10:49.600 --> 0:10:50.600 did you start surfing? 0:10:50.880 --> 0:10:54.400 I was thirteen years old in Portugal, the first thing 0:10:54.400 --> 0:10:55.000 I got in the war. 0:10:55.200 --> 0:10:57.560 But you're more of a just so people know, you're 0:10:57.600 --> 0:11:01.559 not a traditional short porter. Your old school, you longboard. 0:11:01.600 --> 0:11:03.880 You like to write first point in Malibu. You like 0:11:03.960 --> 0:11:06.960 to hang ten, you like to just pose, you do 0:11:07.040 --> 0:11:11.360 your thing. We used to surf constantly, and then since 0:11:11.360 --> 0:11:14.800 you finished my job, I would argue that you have 0:11:14.920 --> 0:11:16.000 quit surfing. 0:11:16.120 --> 0:11:19.560 Kind of, but it's gonna be temporary. It's gonna be temporary. 0:11:19.559 --> 0:11:22.600 I'm building my house now too, so I'm like super busy. 0:11:22.760 --> 0:11:25.520 You're building your house. By the way, he's building his 0:11:25.600 --> 0:11:30.760 house in an area in the mountains. It's it's it's beautiful. 0:11:30.760 --> 0:11:33.840 It's like there's not a lot built around there. But 0:11:33.960 --> 0:11:37.360 the reason that you build picked this lot was one 0:11:37.440 --> 0:11:40.960 day we were at the Old Place restaurant, just coincidentally 0:11:41.000 --> 0:11:43.400 at the same time my wife and I. You were 0:11:43.400 --> 0:11:45.880 eating with your family there and then my wife you 0:11:46.320 --> 0:11:47.560 What did my wife say to you? 0:11:47.600 --> 0:11:49.960 So I don't know if everybody knows the Old place 0:11:50.040 --> 0:11:53.360 is a really tiny, beautiful western kind of building. 0:11:53.520 --> 0:11:54.080 No h. 0:11:55.640 --> 0:11:59.120 Really loud inside. And I'm talking to Carly, your wife, 0:11:59.160 --> 0:12:02.199 and you're talking to Lorena, my wife. That's the way 0:12:02.240 --> 0:12:06.000 I like it. And Curly, you know, in the middle 0:12:06.040 --> 0:12:09.559 of all these sounds, she tells me you should find 0:12:09.800 --> 0:12:12.520 a place to live around here, you know. You know, 0:12:12.679 --> 0:12:15.559 like in the movies they do this that they isolate 0:12:15.640 --> 0:12:18.480 the sound, you know, and they all all you listening 0:12:18.720 --> 0:12:22.240 that very clearly in your ears, you know, and it 0:12:22.280 --> 0:12:25.120 came right into my brain, like you know, she's right, 0:12:25.280 --> 0:12:27.920 this is where I should be living, you know. So 0:12:28.360 --> 0:12:31.440 after we have a lunch in there and all that 0:12:32.320 --> 0:12:35.920 we were living, and instead of making a right towards 0:12:35.960 --> 0:12:38.160 you know, the freeway to go back to Santa Monica, 0:12:38.640 --> 0:12:40.320 I told my wife said, you know what, don't we 0:12:40.360 --> 0:12:43.080 make a left and see the neighborhood here and we 0:12:43.280 --> 0:12:46.400 go make a left. One block away. There's a sign 0:12:46.880 --> 0:12:49.760 or sale of an empty law that was in a 0:12:49.840 --> 0:12:53.080 Sunday and on Friday, I own the law. 0:12:53.280 --> 0:12:58.000 Yep, you see that, you guys. My wife manipulated another man, 0:12:58.120 --> 0:13:02.440 another man, so I should bring this up away. Your 0:13:02.559 --> 0:13:10.920 wife way too attractive for you, agree, Ah, it's almost confusing. 0:13:10.960 --> 0:13:15.280 Now she's is she half Mexican half Chinese? Yes, Ah, 0:13:16.880 --> 0:13:20.360 she's a beautiful woman. Oh does she ever say things 0:13:20.400 --> 0:13:23.080 to you like, hey, Sergio, why don't you maybe you 0:13:23.120 --> 0:13:25.480 need it a little bit? Does she ever say tune 0:13:25.520 --> 0:13:27.760 it up a little bit? She does? Yeah? 0:13:27.880 --> 0:13:30.319 Oh, and I have to keep up, you know. Okay, 0:13:30.520 --> 0:13:33.840 it's one of the difficult when there's such a difference 0:13:33.880 --> 0:13:34.680 in beauty. 0:13:34.720 --> 0:13:37.480 Let's say, you know, you got to keep it up, 0:13:37.520 --> 0:13:39.960 you know, and but are you keeping it up? You 0:13:39.960 --> 0:13:41.840 don't look as you For a while there you were 0:13:41.880 --> 0:13:46.120 looking like a sea lion. But now you're starting to 0:13:46.120 --> 0:13:48.439 get back into shape a little bit. Yeah, but you're 0:13:48.480 --> 0:13:50.560 not doing anything to get in shape or no, of 0:13:50.600 --> 0:13:55.760 course not. Your brother is he older younger? 0:13:56.200 --> 0:13:57.880 He's a you know, half older. 0:13:58.080 --> 0:14:00.520 He's older than you, but yet looks ten year younger 0:14:00.600 --> 0:14:03.440 than you, Lise. And he's just sexy, and he just 0:14:03.480 --> 0:14:06.520 lives in Spain and just all the women love him. 0:14:06.800 --> 0:14:13.280 He's dangerously sexy. Like I cannot introduce like to a 0:14:13.280 --> 0:14:15.920 happy couple, like I'd be scared to like introduce you 0:14:16.120 --> 0:14:18.240 with your wife. You know, you have a beautiful relationship. 0:14:18.320 --> 0:14:20.400 You think you would take my wife. I think so, 0:14:20.600 --> 0:14:23.320 But the problem will be your wife, that's the problem. 0:14:23.480 --> 0:14:23.880 Uh huh. 0:14:24.120 --> 0:14:26.280 They all questions like what I'm doing you know that 0:14:26.360 --> 0:14:29.600 I cannot take advantage of. Maybe it's running and lover. 0:14:29.840 --> 0:14:31.840 You want to talk about the time my wife was 0:14:31.920 --> 0:14:34.600 infuriated with you? You might now, Rune. First of all, you 0:14:34.680 --> 0:14:37.120 once walked in on my wife changing. Do you remember that, 0:14:37.920 --> 0:14:40.880 really you saw her completely naked? Yeah? She remembers that. 0:14:41.480 --> 0:14:44.280 What happens, you know, when you're building a house and 0:14:44.320 --> 0:14:45.960 you're there all the time, you know, huh. 0:14:46.120 --> 0:14:48.720 So okay, this this was a meeting that we had. 0:14:49.000 --> 0:14:51.280 The house was complete, but you know, there was things 0:14:51.280 --> 0:14:53.920 that we were going over a punch list. So one 0:14:53.960 --> 0:14:56.920 time we're in our bathroom and we're having a meeting 0:14:56.960 --> 0:14:58.960 in our bathroom. Now you have to understand our bathroom 0:14:59.000 --> 0:15:03.480 is is not and there's a separate door for the 0:15:03.600 --> 0:15:06.360 water closet for the toilet. We're having a meeting and 0:15:06.440 --> 0:15:08.640 there me, you, and like four or five other men, 0:15:09.480 --> 0:15:12.560 and we're going over the punch list. And then about 0:15:12.600 --> 0:15:15.680 ten minutes into the meeting, she finally just gives up 0:15:16.120 --> 0:15:19.520 and she comes out of the toilet. She'd been in 0:15:19.520 --> 0:15:22.240 there the whole time, and we were in there having 0:15:22.240 --> 0:15:25.640 a meeting, and she was so embarrassed. So and I 0:15:25.720 --> 0:15:28.880 got in so much. Truyn remember that too. I was like, well, 0:15:28.880 --> 0:15:30.320 we all know what you were doing in there, and 0:15:30.360 --> 0:15:34.280 she's like, well, I was was like she was contemplating staying, 0:15:34.520 --> 0:15:36.320 but she knew this meeting was probably going to go 0:15:36.360 --> 0:15:39.200 an hour. She's like, so she just give my walk 0:15:39.240 --> 0:15:42.840 out and she's like, you caught me. Oh that. She 0:15:43.120 --> 0:15:46.320 was furious about that. She also those things happened. Do 0:15:46.360 --> 0:15:48.360 you remember when she fell in the septic tank. I 0:15:48.440 --> 0:15:51.520 remember that day she fell into the septic tank. 0:15:51.480 --> 0:15:54.200 Because you know the whole complexity of like, we had 0:15:54.240 --> 0:15:58.120 the pulling one house next to the construction site. You 0:15:58.160 --> 0:15:59.920 were living in that guest house. So we were in 0:16:00.040 --> 0:16:02.160 the pool, and we weren't in the pool. 0:16:02.160 --> 0:16:03.320 We were talking up by the. 0:16:03.840 --> 0:16:05.480 You and I were in the jacuzzie. 0:16:05.520 --> 0:16:06.400 We were in the jacuzzi. 0:16:06.560 --> 0:16:09.760 We were in the yaguzzi, Okay, talking you know whatever. 0:16:10.720 --> 0:16:14.080 And and your wife decided to go to the guest house. Huh, 0:16:14.240 --> 0:16:17.280 And she just walk out go to the guest house. 0:16:17.840 --> 0:16:22.280 The lid on the septic tank wasn't it slipped out 0:16:22.280 --> 0:16:24.280 from underneath and she felt now the rant. There was 0:16:24.280 --> 0:16:26.800 a brand new septic tank that was clean and empty. 0:16:26.960 --> 0:16:29.560 But she fell up to like this and was holding herself. 0:16:29.720 --> 0:16:33.120 She was and she was screaming for Sergio and Daniel 0:16:33.160 --> 0:16:36.480 to come help her because she didn't have the strength. 0:16:36.680 --> 0:16:38.880 We're in the jacuzzi, there's bubbles, we don't hear anything. 0:16:39.600 --> 0:16:43.440 And fifteen twenty minutes later she comes walking up, all 0:16:43.480 --> 0:16:46.560 disheveled and and says, I fell into the septic tank. 0:16:46.600 --> 0:16:49.080 She's crying, no way, and she storms. 0:16:48.720 --> 0:16:51.320 Away from us. She was so mad, you guys, you know. 0:16:51.560 --> 0:16:53.720 And then I found out a few weeks later that 0:16:53.760 --> 0:16:56.840 she was she was pregnant, and that I think that's 0:16:56.880 --> 0:16:58.000 what did it. 0:16:58.200 --> 0:17:01.120 Getting sometimes a little yeah, shocked. I've helped, you know. 0:17:01.320 --> 0:17:03.880 Do you remember the time that you came back to 0:17:03.960 --> 0:17:07.160 the office and I had filled your trailer, uh with 0:17:07.160 --> 0:17:11.800 with gay pornography? Yeah, just so so you come back 0:17:11.840 --> 0:17:14.840 to your office on a Monday morning and there's nothing 0:17:14.880 --> 0:17:19.199 but gay pornography, ye, all throughout your posters. You know, 0:17:19.480 --> 0:17:20.720 I still have those posters. 0:17:20.840 --> 0:17:25.240 No, it was it was very strange because I was 0:17:25.280 --> 0:17:28.719 actually leaving to Spain that day. I think, like I 0:17:28.800 --> 0:17:31.919 was leaving early that day, I had another guy taking 0:17:32.280 --> 0:17:34.439 my place, you know what. I was going to Spain 0:17:35.760 --> 0:17:38.399 and so the other guys, what's going on in here? 0:17:38.640 --> 0:17:39.760 This is how I like it. 0:17:39.880 --> 0:17:43.040 Yeah, I was like, well, if you feel uncomfortable, just 0:17:43.040 --> 0:17:43.879 take it down, you know. 0:17:44.280 --> 0:17:47.160 So he left it for him. Of course that's nice. 0:17:47.520 --> 0:17:50.560 You remember that one time. These these are the little 0:17:50.640 --> 0:17:52.840 things I would do what we always say to keep 0:17:52.880 --> 0:17:57.199 it clean, the worksite clean, totally to Olympia. That's all 0:17:57.480 --> 0:17:58.920 that's in my head forever. 0:17:59.119 --> 0:17:59.239 Now. 0:17:59.440 --> 0:18:03.840 I just would Olympia. Yes, I like the works that clean. 0:18:04.000 --> 0:18:05.879 But sometimes what I would do. I did this bit. 0:18:06.000 --> 0:18:08.880 One time. I took a band aid, a used band 0:18:08.880 --> 0:18:11.639 aid of mine, and I had put it placed it 0:18:11.760 --> 0:18:14.560 somewhere on the floor in the work site. And then 0:18:15.320 --> 0:18:17.040 a moment or two later I went and got Sergia, 0:18:17.080 --> 0:18:19.520 and then we're walking around and then I'm like, Sergia, 0:18:19.600 --> 0:18:21.320 look there's like a band aid on the ground. And 0:18:21.400 --> 0:18:23.840 I picked it up and I ate it. Yes, I 0:18:24.000 --> 0:18:28.800 remember that, and you were like freaking out. God, I'm like, 0:18:28.840 --> 0:18:30.280 if you're not going to clean up, I'm gonna eat 0:18:30.320 --> 0:18:33.440 these things and he ate it. Well, yes, but it 0:18:33.520 --> 0:18:39.760 was my band aid. So, oh God, this Those are 0:18:39.800 --> 0:18:42.399 just the silly things we did. Now, everyone who stayed 0:18:42.480 --> 0:18:46.520 behind during the Woesley fire saved their house. I couldn't 0:18:46.520 --> 0:18:48.840 because I was in Vegas doing a charity show. What 0:18:49.080 --> 0:18:52.040 was your excuse for not saving my house? I got scared? 0:18:56.080 --> 0:18:56.359 I was. 0:18:56.760 --> 0:18:57.280 I remember that. 0:18:57.320 --> 0:19:00.920 I was like, Okay, the fire started, you were in 0:19:00.960 --> 0:19:04.360 Las Vegas or whatever. I came next day. The fire 0:19:04.520 --> 0:19:08.600 was coming closer. Everybody was leaving Malio. There were a 0:19:08.720 --> 0:19:12.800 line of under pas going towards Santa Monica, like literally, yeah, 0:19:13.000 --> 0:19:15.600 And I was driving the other way towards your house. 0:19:15.640 --> 0:19:15.800 You know. 0:19:16.160 --> 0:19:17.520 Do you think if we would have stayed there, you 0:19:17.600 --> 0:19:19.399 and I, we could have stopped it. I think so 0:19:19.720 --> 0:19:24.160 I needed you there with me. Yeah, I should have listen. 0:19:24.400 --> 0:19:27.399 I was doing God's work. But you just started the 0:19:27.560 --> 0:19:29.879 very next day cleaning up. I've got photos of you 0:19:29.960 --> 0:19:33.240 in a hazmat suit, just just the next day. We 0:19:33.320 --> 0:19:36.159 didn't even wait for permits, and they by time we 0:19:36.320 --> 0:19:38.880 had cleaned up, they were like, hey, do you guys 0:19:38.920 --> 0:19:40.399 have a permit to clean this up? And we're like, 0:19:40.960 --> 0:19:45.919 we're done. Most of the workers they build your homes 0:19:46.320 --> 0:19:50.920 are Mexican, Yes, they do. They treat you differently because 0:19:50.960 --> 0:19:52.040 you're from Spain or No. 0:19:52.520 --> 0:19:56.560 I have the best relationship with the workers, best relationship. 0:19:56.640 --> 0:19:59.040 I always take care of them. 0:20:00.200 --> 0:20:03.160 Mm hmm. I take it very serious. I love them. 0:20:03.359 --> 0:20:06.480 I mean, well, there's so many of these guys that 0:20:06.640 --> 0:20:09.120 I got to meet. Now. I see them on other 0:20:09.240 --> 0:20:11.639 job sites, so I just yell at them, you know, 0:20:11.720 --> 0:20:13.440 whenever I see them, and we have a good time. 0:20:13.720 --> 0:20:17.119 The concrete guys, they're intense. Oh, I love those guys. 0:20:17.440 --> 0:20:19.800 The framing people. I don't care much about framing guys. 0:20:20.640 --> 0:20:24.359 Framing people, they always just make mistakes. You build houses 0:20:24.359 --> 0:20:25.920 and then you're just like people are like, oh yeah, yeah, 0:20:25.920 --> 0:20:28.560 we know that's wrong. We'll fix that later. I'm oh, Jesus, 0:20:28.680 --> 0:20:31.480 how many times have you You've been mad? And we've 0:20:31.640 --> 0:20:33.040 been in screaming fights. 0:20:33.359 --> 0:20:36.360 You know, we had our things, but we probably such 0:20:36.359 --> 0:20:39.240 an intimate relationship. I mean, I'm building in your house, 0:20:39.320 --> 0:20:42.600 you know, inside where you basically are all the time, 0:20:42.840 --> 0:20:45.040