Speaker 1: Everyone who stayed behind during the Woesley fire saved their house.
Speaker 1: I couldn't because I was in Vegas doing a charity show.
Speaker 1: What was your excuse for not saving my house? I
Speaker 1: got scared? Cash Show Cash sho Tosh Show Show. Welcome
Speaker 1: to Tosh Show, Eddie. How are you? I'm doing good?
Speaker 1: My son's here? Hit him with a hoodie? Who? He's
Speaker 1: not here? We just recorded that. Whenever I'm out in
Speaker 1: a crowded area, I'll just say to my son, just
Speaker 1: real quiet. I whispered to him, I say, hey, hit
Speaker 1: him with the hoodie who? And he'll just scream and
Speaker 1: it just makes me laugh. Usually makes people laugh around us.
Speaker 1: So now I'm gonna do it on the show. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna start using it. Hit him again. Oh guess what what?
Speaker 1: I was going in the bathroom the other day. Okay,
Speaker 1: this is not a poop story, so calm down. I
Speaker 1: was going in the bathroom and I found a tick
Speaker 1: crawling around on my waistline. H yeah, a real tick.
Speaker 1: And I'm like it hadn't burrowed in now. I noticed.
Speaker 1: A few weeks ago, I went on a little rant
Speaker 1: about lime disease and how they have to be in
Speaker 1: you for thirty six hours, and people told me I
Speaker 1: was way off. Those ticks, those deer ticks can be
Speaker 1: so tiny that you don't even notice that they're on you.
Speaker 1: You don't feel it or anything like that that I expect.
Speaker 1: This tick is what I'm familiar with, which is basically
Speaker 1: a dog tick, and they don't I looked it up.
Speaker 1: They don't carry lime disease, but they if they bite
Speaker 1: you and start going in, you're gonna feel it. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's when you take a matchhead and touch them on
Speaker 1: the button make them back up. I don't know how
Speaker 1: it works anyway. I had a tick crawling around on me.
Speaker 1: That's Carl's fault. I think they live on the I
Speaker 1: got a lot of rabbits on the property. They carry
Speaker 1: a lot of ticks, is what I'm told. Oh, well,
Speaker 1: not a big thing. No, I don't think it's a
Speaker 1: big thing. I mean it could be. Listen, I'm living
Speaker 1: on a farm.
Speaker 2: You got a farm going on over there.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I guess what what, I'm gonna start working out?
Speaker 1: I think? I think I am ok. But here's I know.
Speaker 1: People look at me and they say that guy what
Speaker 1: he doesn't need to work out his body? Looks perfect, handsome,
Speaker 1: well just chiseled. But here's the problem. I've been driving
Speaker 1: recently and I've been feeling my stomach and tits shaking
Speaker 1: in the car. You have a ride on a road
Speaker 1: that's got like like a bump every few seconds, and
Speaker 1: and then all of a sudden, you're just like You're
Speaker 1: just like, oh, I'm just I'm just jiggling while I'm driving.
Speaker 1: This is this is making me feel really like, it's
Speaker 1: making me feel bad about myself. Yeah, I was just like, no,
Speaker 1: I'm not talking about rum. I'm talking just this natural,
Speaker 1: uneven pavement that's making me shake while I'm driving, and
Speaker 1: I'm and I'm grossed out by myself. I'm like, I
Speaker 1: gotta tighten this all up. So I'm gonna give it
Speaker 1: a shot right now. I'm gonna try to just eat
Speaker 1: less and uh play more like what a lot of
Speaker 1: times when I uh play with my kids, I kind
Speaker 1: of facilitate the games. And I think now I'm gonna
Speaker 1: get myself more involved. I'm gonna physically get involved. Normally
Speaker 1: if they're like kicking a ball, you know, I don't
Speaker 1: I don't really hustle. I think I'm gonna start hustling
Speaker 1: and see if I can stop my tits and stomach
Speaker 1: from shaking while I'm driving over a bridge. A bridge
Speaker 1: is where you get those seams in the road and
Speaker 1: you're like, oh, and when you feel it, you're you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's not that's that's new. I don't like it. Speaking
Speaker 1: of dad bods, my buddy's on the show today. My
Speaker 1: favorite Spaniard this is. Let me tell you something about
Speaker 1: today's guest. This guy has been in my life for
Speaker 1: eight years, but like every day for eight years, and
Speaker 1: my wife hated it. She was she couldn't stand how
Speaker 1: much how much time I spent with him. All right, listen,
Speaker 1: the heart wants what the heart wants.
Speaker 2: Enjoy Pasha, my guest today has built my home in
Speaker 2: Malibu twice because the first one burned down.
Speaker 1: He's a surfer, a builder, an architect, and my favorite
Speaker 1: Spanish person not yet to be deported. Please welcome Sergio
Speaker 1: o la comusda. No, do you believe in ghosts? I do? Actually,
Speaker 1: I know you're from Spain. Yes, the beautiful village of
Speaker 1: where you from Alga. I was born in Malaga, Malaga.
Speaker 3: That's that's where we were born. Because my hometown is
Speaker 3: too small back in the days to have a hospital
Speaker 3: or anything like that. So we were rushed to the
Speaker 3: main city, which was Malaga, and then after you know,
Speaker 3: a couple of days, they take you to your village,
Speaker 3: you know, and that was Marea. Marea is a beautiful
Speaker 3: town area, Marea between I actually live in another town too, Stebona, Marea,
Speaker 3: like ten minutes away.
Speaker 1: You know, how close to the coast is that.
Speaker 3: That's right there? Like I was raised right on the
Speaker 3: beach in the Mediterranea and.
Speaker 1: You could wave to the people in Africa.
Speaker 3: Yes, I could see Africa from my house.
Speaker 1: Now you are a builder, like a manly builder, yes,
Speaker 1: a real builder. But you're also an architect. How did
Speaker 1: you get in this because your father who passed away
Speaker 1: a few years ago, a wonderful man, who was the butcher. Yes,
Speaker 1: in your hometown.
Speaker 3: Yeah, my family we were butcher for I mean since
Speaker 3: eighteen something, you know. Like my great great grandmother was
Speaker 3: already a butcher.
Speaker 1: She was a butcher.
Speaker 3: She was the butcher of the town, like the butcher
Speaker 3: of the town all the generations up to me. I
Speaker 3: was raised in the butcher, you know, cutting meat when I.
Speaker 1: Was a kid, and when you're in the family of
Speaker 1: a butcher, you you're kind of royalty in the town.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean you have expensive, tough you know.
Speaker 1: But every place that you went they like treated you
Speaker 1: guys with respect your family because you yes the restaurants,
Speaker 1: they would take care of you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean up Maria ended up being like the
Speaker 3: Beverly Hills of Europe, like super expensive that all the
Speaker 3: celebrities will go over there. And my father specifically at
Speaker 3: that time know of the butcher when it became really fancy.
Speaker 3: All the town we served the meat to, like people
Speaker 3: from on Assis to the Kennedys to the young Board
Speaker 3: you like Tennis, so the young Board wedding. I remember
Speaker 3: as a kid taking the meat for his wedding.
Speaker 1: Did the doll ever get to tasted?
Speaker 3: I'm a hundred percent sure. So that was where I
Speaker 3: was raised, you know. And then all of the sudden
Speaker 3: I told my father that I wanted to be an architect,
Speaker 3: really early on, I was eight years old.
Speaker 1: Was he upset or was he like, no, this is good. No,
Speaker 1: he was happy.
Speaker 3: The only thing is kind of an interesting story here
Speaker 3: because I got my eye. I hit my eye with
Speaker 3: the rock playing with my friends, no, Accidentally.
Speaker 1: I was like a hate crime.
Speaker 3: So I had a bleeding in my eye. So they
Speaker 3: had to take me to a hospital right away, and
Speaker 3: they actually flew me to Barcelona to the Barracker Eye Daughter,
Speaker 3: which was one of the best still is in for
Speaker 3: eye daughters in Europe, because I was losing my vision.
Speaker 3: I remember that. And I arrived there and my mother
Speaker 3: is holding me. I was like six years old, seven
Speaker 3: years old, you know, and my mother was plaining to
Speaker 3: me the building and my eyes were closed. I cover
Speaker 3: everything and my mother was planning me the spiral stairs
Speaker 3: and things like that. And I say to my mother
Speaker 3: at that moment that I wanted to be a builder,
Speaker 3: I mean an architect, and.
Speaker 1: If you're going to go blind, and my mother was like,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, sure. But I ended up beat.
Speaker 3: The Barracker fixed my eyes and I went all over
Speaker 3: the world standing architecture, study architecture in cevi yeale.
Speaker 1: You went to a fancy school here in Los Angeles too, right, Yeah, sire?
Speaker 1: How many tests you have to do to become an architect?
Speaker 3: I took ten tests? You took ten? Yeah, I don't
Speaker 3: know how many times did you fail them?
Speaker 1: And never fail it? You never failed a single test.
Speaker 1: And yet I know tons of people that take these tests.
Speaker 1: They can't pass a single one.
Speaker 3: I did it all in one shot.
Speaker 1: Now, I interviewed a handful of architects and then a
Speaker 1: handful of builders, and you one because you're like, hey,
Speaker 1: I just want to surf every day with you.
Speaker 3: That was the main reason everything started. Because you wanted
Speaker 3: to leave right next to the job site.
Speaker 1: That's your nightmare, right, yeah, this.
Speaker 3: Is the worst nightmare for a bill, for a builder is.
Speaker 1: To have their client live on the job side. That's like, no,
Speaker 1: you have to understand that. Sergio and I every day.
Speaker 1: I would spend all day with him, like for years,
Speaker 1: for years, just you know, and we.
Speaker 3: Would Daniel like I would be working in the job site,
Speaker 3: a busy morning always no like with the guys. There's
Speaker 3: probably like twenty thirty guys working in the house, and
Speaker 3: and Daniel is like, at nine am, he's like testing me,
Speaker 3: when are we going surfing?
Speaker 1: You know? Oh, well that those are good days when
Speaker 1: I'm in a good mood. It's better better surfing than
Speaker 1: when I'm angry about stuff.
Speaker 3: And then I like, I can't go, Yeah, I have
Speaker 3: a meeting, you know, have this and and then Daniel
Speaker 3: will come up, you know with like barefoots in the
Speaker 3: job site. Come on, get your shoes on, you know
Speaker 3: where we.
Speaker 1: Go serve for an hour or two. Now do you
Speaker 1: think that affected how long it took you to build
Speaker 1: my house?
Speaker 3: Obviously, you know, I mean we're surfing.
Speaker 1: How come you can't actually predict how long projects will take?
Speaker 3: It's very complicated. There's too many things, especially you know,
Speaker 3: we the kind of work we do is not usually
Speaker 3: people do in construction. We are in the company. We
Speaker 3: are like six seven architects. We each kind of take
Speaker 3: a project and we are like very focused on the design,
Speaker 3: on the detailing. So we all back and forth trying
Speaker 3: to get the idea of the project. You know, all
Speaker 3: resolved very nicely. And it's not that it's no shortcuts,
Speaker 3: you know, as you know, I mean your house is
Speaker 3: a masterpiece of like detailing.
Speaker 1: No, that's not. I mean a lot of times the
Speaker 1: project manager on a build site doesn't have the experience
Speaker 1: that you have. Yeah, I mean that's fair, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean when I was interviewing these guys, a lot
Speaker 1: of the project managers were a little too I don't
Speaker 1: know what the word is, like a redneck too rough. Yeah,
Speaker 1: real builders. Well I don't know, just say it was
Speaker 1: like you just and then you are a surfer. When
Speaker 1: did you start surfing?
Speaker 3: I was thirteen years old in Portugal, the first thing
Speaker 3: I got in the war.
Speaker 1: But you're more of a just so people know, you're
Speaker 1: not a traditional short porter. Your old school, you longboard.
Speaker 1: You like to write first point in Malibu. You like
Speaker 1: to hang ten, you like to just pose, you do
Speaker 1: your thing. We used to surf constantly, and then since
Speaker 1: you finished my job, I would argue that you have
Speaker 1: quit surfing.
Speaker 3: Kind of, but it's gonna be temporary. It's gonna be temporary.
Speaker 3: I'm building my house now too, so I'm like super busy.
Speaker 1: You're building your house. By the way, he's building his
Speaker 1: house in an area in the mountains. It's it's it's beautiful.
Speaker 1: It's like there's not a lot built around there. But
Speaker 1: the reason that you build picked this lot was one
Speaker 1: day we were at the Old Place restaurant, just coincidentally
Speaker 1: at the same time my wife and I. You were
Speaker 1: eating with your family there and then my wife you
Speaker 1: What did my wife say to you?
Speaker 3: So I don't know if everybody knows the Old place
Speaker 3: is a really tiny, beautiful western kind of building.
Speaker 1: No h.
Speaker 3: Really loud inside. And I'm talking to Carly, your wife,
Speaker 3: and you're talking to Lorena, my wife. That's the way
Speaker 3: I like it. And Curly, you know, in the middle
Speaker 3: of all these sounds, she tells me you should find
Speaker 3: a place to live around here, you know. You know,
Speaker 3: like in the movies they do this that they isolate
Speaker 3: the sound, you know, and they all all you listening
Speaker 3: that very clearly in your ears, you know, and it
Speaker 3: came right into my brain, like you know, she's right,
Speaker 3: this is where I should be living, you know. So
Speaker 3: after we have a lunch in there and all that
Speaker 3: we were living, and instead of making a right towards
Speaker 3: you know, the freeway to go back to Santa Monica,
Speaker 3: I told my wife said, you know what, don't we
Speaker 3: make a left and see the neighborhood here and we
Speaker 3: go make a left. One block away. There's a sign
Speaker 3: or sale of an empty law that was in a
Speaker 3: Sunday and on Friday, I own the law.
Speaker 1: Yep, you see that, you guys. My wife manipulated another man,
Speaker 1: another man, so I should bring this up away. Your
Speaker 1: wife way too attractive for you, agree, Ah, it's almost confusing.
Speaker 1: Now she's is she half Mexican half Chinese? Yes, Ah,
Speaker 1: she's a beautiful woman. Oh does she ever say things
Speaker 1: to you like, hey, Sergio, why don't you maybe you
Speaker 1: need it a little bit? Does she ever say tune
Speaker 1: it up a little bit? She does? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Oh, and I have to keep up, you know. Okay,
Speaker 3: it's one of the difficult when there's such a difference
Speaker 3: in beauty.
Speaker 1: Let's say, you know, you got to keep it up,
Speaker 1: you know, and but are you keeping it up? You
Speaker 1: don't look as you For a while there you were
Speaker 1: looking like a sea lion. But now you're starting to
Speaker 1: get back into shape a little bit. Yeah, but you're
Speaker 1: not doing anything to get in shape or no, of
Speaker 1: course not. Your brother is he older younger?
Speaker 3: He's a you know, half older.
Speaker 1: He's older than you, but yet looks ten year younger
Speaker 1: than you, Lise. And he's just sexy, and he just
Speaker 1: lives in Spain and just all the women love him.
Speaker 3: He's dangerously sexy. Like I cannot introduce like to a
Speaker 3: happy couple, like I'd be scared to like introduce you
Speaker 3: with your wife. You know, you have a beautiful relationship.
Speaker 3: You think you would take my wife. I think so,
Speaker 3: But the problem will be your wife, that's the problem.
Speaker 1: Uh huh.
Speaker 3: They all questions like what I'm doing you know that
Speaker 3: I cannot take advantage of. Maybe it's running and lover.
Speaker 1: You want to talk about the time my wife was
Speaker 1: infuriated with you? You might now, Rune. First of all, you
Speaker 1: once walked in on my wife changing. Do you remember that,
Speaker 1: really you saw her completely naked? Yeah? She remembers that.
Speaker 3: What happens, you know, when you're building a house and
Speaker 3: you're there all the time, you know, huh.
Speaker 1: So okay, this this was a meeting that we had.
Speaker 1: The house was complete, but you know, there was things
Speaker 1: that we were going over a punch list. So one
Speaker 1: time we're in our bathroom and we're having a meeting
Speaker 1: in our bathroom. Now you have to understand our bathroom
Speaker 1: is is not and there's a separate door for the
Speaker 1: water closet for the toilet. We're having a meeting and
Speaker 1: there me, you, and like four or five other men,
Speaker 1: and we're going over the punch list. And then about
Speaker 1: ten minutes into the meeting, she finally just gives up
Speaker 1: and she comes out of the toilet. She'd been in
Speaker 1: there the whole time, and we were in there having
Speaker 1: a meeting, and she was so embarrassed. So and I
Speaker 1: got in so much. Truyn remember that too. I was like, well,
Speaker 1: we all know what you were doing in there, and
Speaker 1: she's like, well, I was was like she was contemplating staying,
Speaker 1: but she knew this meeting was probably going to go
Speaker 1: an hour. She's like, so she just give my walk
Speaker 1: out and she's like, you caught me. Oh that. She
Speaker 1: was furious about that. She also those things happened. Do
Speaker 1: you remember when she fell in the septic tank. I
Speaker 1: remember that day she fell into the septic tank.
Speaker 3: Because you know the whole complexity of like, we had
Speaker 3: the pulling one house next to the construction site. You
Speaker 3: were living in that guest house. So we were in
Speaker 3: the pool, and we weren't in the pool.
Speaker 1: We were talking up by the.
Speaker 3: You and I were in the jacuzzie.
Speaker 1: We were in the jacuzzi.
Speaker 3: We were in the yaguzzi, Okay, talking you know whatever.
Speaker 3: And and your wife decided to go to the guest house. Huh,
Speaker 3: And she just walk out go to the guest house.
Speaker 3: The lid on the septic tank wasn't it slipped out
Speaker 3: from underneath and she felt now the rant. There was
Speaker 3: a brand new septic tank that was clean and empty.
Speaker 3: But she fell up to like this and was holding herself.
Speaker 3: She was and she was screaming for Sergio and Daniel
Speaker 3: to come help her because she didn't have the strength.
Speaker 3: We're in the jacuzzi, there's bubbles, we don't hear anything.
Speaker 3: And fifteen twenty minutes later she comes walking up, all
Speaker 3: disheveled and and says, I fell into the septic tank.
Speaker 3: She's crying, no way, and she storms.
Speaker 1: Away from us. She was so mad, you guys, you know.
Speaker 1: And then I found out a few weeks later that
Speaker 1: she was she was pregnant, and that I think that's
Speaker 1: what did it.
Speaker 3: Getting sometimes a little yeah, shocked. I've helped, you know.
Speaker 1: Do you remember the time that you came back to
Speaker 1: the office and I had filled your trailer, uh with
Speaker 1: with gay pornography? Yeah, just so so you come back
Speaker 1: to your office on a Monday morning and there's nothing
Speaker 1: but gay pornography, ye, all throughout your posters. You know,
Speaker 1: I still have those posters.
Speaker 3: No, it was it was very strange because I was
Speaker 3: actually leaving to Spain that day. I think, like I
Speaker 3: was leaving early that day, I had another guy taking
Speaker 3: my place, you know what. I was going to Spain
Speaker 3: and so the other guys, what's going on in here?
Speaker 1: This is how I like it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was like, well, if you feel uncomfortable, just
Speaker 3: take it down, you know.
Speaker 1: So he left it for him. Of course that's nice.
Speaker 1: You remember that one time. These these are the little
Speaker 1: things I would do what we always say to keep
Speaker 1: it clean, the worksite clean, totally to Olympia. That's all
Speaker 1: that's in my head forever.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 1: I just would Olympia. Yes, I like the works that clean.
Speaker 1: But sometimes what I would do. I did this bit.
Speaker 1: One time. I took a band aid, a used band
Speaker 1: aid of mine, and I had put it placed it
Speaker 1: somewhere on the floor in the work site. And then
Speaker 1: a moment or two later I went and got Sergia,
Speaker 1: and then we're walking around and then I'm like, Sergia,
Speaker 1: look there's like a band aid on the ground. And
Speaker 1: I picked it up and I ate it. Yes, I
Speaker 1: remember that, and you were like freaking out. God, I'm like,
Speaker 1: if you're not going to clean up, I'm gonna eat
Speaker 1: these things and he ate it. Well, yes, but it
Speaker 1: was my band aid. So, oh God, this Those are
Speaker 1: just the silly things we did. Now, everyone who stayed
Speaker 1: behind during the Woesley fire saved their house. I couldn't
Speaker 1: because I was in Vegas doing a charity show. What
Speaker 1: was your excuse for not saving my house? I got scared?
Speaker 3: I was.
Speaker 1: I remember that.
Speaker 3: I was like, Okay, the fire started, you were in
Speaker 3: Las Vegas or whatever. I came next day. The fire
Speaker 3: was coming closer. Everybody was leaving Malio. There were a
Speaker 3: line of under pas going towards Santa Monica, like literally, yeah,
Speaker 3: And I was driving the other way towards your house.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 1: Do you think if we would have stayed there, you
Speaker 1: and I, we could have stopped it. I think so
Speaker 1: I needed you there with me. Yeah, I should have listen.
Speaker 1: I was doing God's work. But you just started the
Speaker 1: very next day cleaning up. I've got photos of you
Speaker 1: in a hazmat suit, just just the next day. We
Speaker 1: didn't even wait for permits, and they by time we
Speaker 1: had cleaned up, they were like, hey, do you guys
Speaker 1: have a permit to clean this up? And we're like,
Speaker 1: we're done. Most of the workers they build your homes
Speaker 1: are Mexican, Yes, they do. They treat you differently because
Speaker 1: you're from Spain or No.
Speaker 3: I have the best relationship with the workers, best relationship.
Speaker 3: I always take care of them.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm. I take it very serious. I love them.
Speaker 1: I mean, well, there's so many of these guys that
Speaker 1: I got to meet. Now. I see them on other
Speaker 1: job sites, so I just yell at them, you know,
Speaker 1: whenever I see them, and we have a good time.
Speaker 1: The concrete guys, they're intense. Oh, I love those guys.
Speaker 1: The framing people. I don't care much about framing guys.
Speaker 1: Framing people, they always just make mistakes. You build houses
Speaker 1: and then you're just like people are like, oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: we know that's wrong. We'll fix that later. I'm oh, Jesus,
Speaker 1: how many times have you You've been mad? And we've
Speaker 1: been in screaming fights.
Speaker 3: You know, we had our things, but we probably such
Speaker 3: an intimate relationship. I mean, I'm building in your house,
Speaker 3: you know, inside where you basically are all the time,
Speaker 3: where I'm pooping or you're pooping, and you have.
Speaker 1: You ever seen me poop outside? So many problems.
Speaker 3: Yeah, people know these like he has this, he can
Speaker 3: panic if he doesn't have a toilet clothes, you know,
Speaker 3: but many times we are like getting ready to go surfing,
Speaker 3: you know, and I put my sweatsuit on everything, I'm
Speaker 3: ready to go in the golf cart.
Speaker 1: And then we're like, okay, we're gonna go.
Speaker 3: And then all of a sudden, it's like Daniel turns pale,
Speaker 3: you know, sorry, I gotta go, I gotta go. I mean,
Speaker 3: he just run to the toilet, you know. Yeah, And
Speaker 3: I'm waiting, I'm waiting for him. And then finally he
Speaker 3: comes back, like because he gets scared, Like we're gonna
Speaker 3: go for two hours far away from a toilet, you know.
Speaker 1: No, the ocean is a huge toilet for me. One
Speaker 1: time we went surfing. You cut your foot like like
Speaker 1: a you know whatever, two inches. No, it was not
Speaker 1: a big cut, all right, he had a no cut.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it doesn't matter half of us. That,
Speaker 1: what's it? It's because you don't ever lose, you don't
Speaker 1: scrub your feet. You have too much dead skin down there. Anyway,
Speaker 1: it was a big cut. Fine, I'll let you have that.
Speaker 1: But but I'm not gonna let you have is the
Speaker 1: rest of the story. You weren't feeling well and you're
Speaker 1: like can I And I said, I'll just give you
Speaker 1: two Tailenel two extra strength Thailand all. That's it, nothing fancy.
Speaker 1: He started to kill me. He starts freaking out. He goes,
Speaker 1: what what what did you give me? And I said, oh,
Speaker 1: to Thailand all. And he goes, let me see, let
Speaker 1: me see the box. And I give him the box
Speaker 1: and it says extra strength on it, and he goes,
Speaker 1: it's just extra strength. I don't take drugs. I don't
Speaker 1: take drugs. And he starts gagging himself. He starts gagging
Speaker 1: himself and like he had taken some poison to make
Speaker 1: himself vomit to get the pills up, which he eventually did.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yes, he had never taken thailand All before,
Speaker 1: which doesn't do anything anyway.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't take those things, you know, But you
Speaker 3: give me two it's west overdose.
Speaker 1: Did that's what you did before you met me? Had
Speaker 1: you ever heard of me before? No?
Speaker 3: Well that doesn't mean anything. I don't watch the TV too.
Speaker 1: No, it's just very insulting. Well and it's not I
Speaker 1: don't know anything. Have you ever seen one of my shows?
Speaker 1: A little bit? Yeah? Not really, it's not your cup
Speaker 1: of tea. We hang out for seven or eight years.
Speaker 1: He's like, I'm not gonna watch you. You're awful.
Speaker 3: I think you're very, very funny. I left with you
Speaker 3: so much.
Speaker 1: Where would you where would you rank my house and
Speaker 1: the projects that you've done.
Speaker 3: I think it's the best. You know, it's the best
Speaker 3: I ever done. Well, that's nice to hear, I guess
Speaker 3: because I had to do it two times. So the
Speaker 3: second time was you had to the.
Speaker 1: Main house twice but me. But but the way it
Speaker 1: did a very good architecture, you know, and you modeled
Speaker 1: your home after my guesthouse.
Speaker 3: Many, yes, many ideas.
Speaker 1: I have to say.
Speaker 3: You know, I have the privilege of working with the
Speaker 3: best architects and the best clients too that they care
Speaker 3: about design.
Speaker 1: So you just steal their ideas a little bit, you know. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's we all do that, okay. And then and also
Speaker 1: speaking of stealing, how many things on your project right
Speaker 1: now for your home that you're building. We're actually at
Speaker 1: one point ordered for my house. They're gonna take me
Speaker 1: to jail now, No, no, no, I'm the one that
Speaker 1: would have to say that that there's a problem. I
Speaker 1: would be like, no, I didn't, I didn't need that.
Speaker 1: But then all of a sudden, I see it. I
Speaker 1: go to your place and look at stuff, and I go, hey,
Speaker 1: that looks familiar.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're gonna see a lot coming.
Speaker 1: Sometimes. My tile, my concrete tiles, You're like, you need
Speaker 1: to order more, and I'm like, are you sure that
Speaker 1: doesn't seem like that? And you say, no, no, you
Speaker 1: need more, and then make sure how much I need
Speaker 1: and then and then sure enough, one one of your
Speaker 1: bathrooms is going to have my same tile.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna put for I have many tiles from you,
Speaker 3: but I have for for your left your kitchen tile,
Speaker 3: those cementals that are so gorgeous, that's going to go
Speaker 3: for sure in my adu. I'm going to make a
Speaker 3: wall out of that wall. Yeah, on my on my
Speaker 3: kitchen there. I like that and it's kinda amazing. And
Speaker 3: I have some more left towers that I'm going to
Speaker 3: see where I'm gonna put it. Then I have other
Speaker 3: tiles that I you know, I'm going to use the
Speaker 3: main house the door that yeah, I have a whole
Speaker 3: doors ten door of the garage.
Speaker 1: Right, And that makes it makes sense that you used
Speaker 1: it on a garage where we had it was in
Speaker 1: a powder room and it made it look like it
Speaker 1: was the detective office because it was like Smoke hated it.
Speaker 3: You hated it, and I was like Carly and I
Speaker 3: were like, not a fan.
Speaker 1: I got toilets too. You got toilets for me, not
Speaker 1: the fancy one. You did get the fancy one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like a five thousand dollars toilet.
Speaker 1: That's not my fancy one.
Speaker 3: Then no, well the real, real fancy one that came later. Yeah,
Speaker 3: well I have the one that you didn't like.
Speaker 1: It. You didn't like because I left poop stained every
Speaker 1: time you went. You know, what are you gonna do
Speaker 1: with that? It's okay, ye, your your wife is gonna
Speaker 1: hate you for that one. Do you remember this story? Huh?
Speaker 3: Like you were in to or something. I don't know,
Speaker 3: you were working, traveling or something. And it's like then
Speaker 3: it's like calling me and said, yo, can you go
Speaker 3: and poop on my toilet and take a picture after
Speaker 3: you flash it?
Speaker 1: Okay, because I want to make sure that it was clean,
Speaker 1: you know, like it really flashes.
Speaker 3: Well, you know this is like okay, and like on
Speaker 3: the job side, Okay, guys, I'm gonna poop in here.
Speaker 1: You know, you don't have to tell them. You can
Speaker 1: just go. Nobody's asking you. So was I a relatively
Speaker 1: easy person to work with? Yeah? Really, I think I
Speaker 1: didn't think you were going to say that.
Speaker 3: Well, it's like everything, but a builder likes to be pumper,
Speaker 3: you know, like like and you are very good at that,
Speaker 3: like you yeah, pumpering, like like take me out for
Speaker 3: incredible lunches. Remember, oh yeah, we're trying to speed you
Speaker 3: up a little bit. Remember the seafood We got lobsters
Speaker 3: and everything. Yeah, and like that kind of thing. You know,
Speaker 3: we builders love that, you know, that kind of treatment,
Speaker 3: you know, I know.
Speaker 1: But now I can't even get you to hang out.
Speaker 1: You're just gone all the time. Pierre my French friend.
Speaker 1: You competitive with Pierre? You like Peer, you hate Pierre. Well,
Speaker 1: it's the relationship between Spain and France. You know, who's
Speaker 1: got better food Spain or France Spain? It's not even close?
Speaker 1: Not close art. Who's better at art? Though?
Speaker 3: I mean Belascus? Yeah, you name it, Picasso, Picasa?
Speaker 1: Where's he from?
Speaker 3: You from my hometown? I was born like two locks
Speaker 3: away from.
Speaker 1: Him, two blocks away from comedy? Who does comedy better? Spain,
Speaker 1: France or the United States? I think it's great. Is
Speaker 1: there a comedy seen in Spain? Yeah, basically in the
Speaker 1: south Spain, the south. Yeah, we are.
Speaker 3: We are having found all the time. If you're from
Speaker 3: the southest Spain, they know that you're like almost like
Speaker 3: a comedian, you know, because we always having fun laughing
Speaker 3: about everything.
Speaker 1: Who's Who's better? Builders?
Speaker 3: Absolutely Spain, I mean we have one of the best
Speaker 3: architectures in the world. You love architecture, Yeah, that's my passion.
Speaker 1: Yeah. A famous architect went to your wedding. True.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, Michael Rotundi. He was one of the founders
Speaker 3: of Marpha and more than anything, he was the director
Speaker 3: of Sire for ten years and he was crucial educator
Speaker 3: for many architects in Los Angeles and in the world.
Speaker 3: Incredible teacher.
Speaker 1: Who is the greatest architect of all time?
Speaker 3: Miss vander Roe? Who's that was an architect from Germany
Speaker 3: that later on came into the United States. He did
Speaker 3: the Cigarettes building in Manhattankay, many other ones including the
Speaker 3: Barcelona Pavilion, beautiful little building. He's an architect and understood repetition, okay,
Speaker 3: symmetry and also being able to kind of stop time
Speaker 3: and it makes these contemplation images of the landscape is
Speaker 3: framing of the landscape at the Farnworthhouse in Chicago.
Speaker 1: What's the deal with Frank Lloyd? Right? Well, do I
Speaker 1: have to care about him? Absolutely? Okay, there is that.
Speaker 3: One of a very interesting buildings by friend lock right
Speaker 3: is the gug Him Museum in Manhattan in New York,
Speaker 3: where I don't know if you've seen it. It's like
Speaker 3: a spiral. You come up in the elevator and then
Speaker 3: you see the gallery. It's all about time. It's a
Speaker 3: it's time moving through space. You know.
Speaker 1: It's how can I explain it to you, Daniel? You can't?
Speaker 3: Do you know the Disney Concert Hale, No, the little
Speaker 3: flower like that would the Stainless Dell. That's the complete
Speaker 3: opposite of the goug And High Museum in New York.
Speaker 3: It's about space. It's about space, coming opening up, La,
Speaker 3: It's all about space. Guen Him Museum is about time.
Speaker 3: Time is way more important in art.
Speaker 1: Okay, guys, this is you're getting a glimpse of what
Speaker 1: my days were like every day when my house is
Speaker 1: being built, where I would ask like, hey, how come
Speaker 1: this bathroom wall isn't finished yet? And then he would
Speaker 1: go on a forty five minute conversation about time and
Speaker 1: space and just be like, all right, what architect do
Speaker 1: you do you think is overrated? Or do you not
Speaker 1: like is there buildings or are homes that I can't
Speaker 1: stand their work? Or do you just not say that
Speaker 1: because it's not good for business. No, but you know,
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's hard to like. I just don't.
Speaker 1: I can tell you architects. I like the Japanese guy
Speaker 1: that works only in concrete. You think he's a genius,
Speaker 1: Rightwando from Japan. I'm not into it. It's just pure,
Speaker 1: just concrete blocks. I'm like, that's to me, it's very
Speaker 1: very good. Oh yeah, it's very monolithic. I love monolithic.
Speaker 1: You love you love things that look monolithic. You're always like,
Speaker 1: look at this.
Speaker 3: I'm from South Spain and we have we know you've said,
Speaker 3: tis like the Alhambra. You know, well, this is like
Speaker 3: the ultimate monolithic walls, you know, sitting on the landscape.
Speaker 1: Where yet on brutalist architecture.
Speaker 3: It's good architecture should be kind of brutal, because he's
Speaker 3: a building should be made hustan the time. This is
Speaker 3: what I enjoy when I go to Spain or the Hambra.
Speaker 3: I went to Rome and I see buildings that have
Speaker 3: been up for two thousand years and they look more beautiful.
Speaker 1: Wait, what's the architect that invented data slide in that
Speaker 1: city in Spain where everybody gets hurt? Do you know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying about.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it wasn't designed by an architect, that's for sure.
Speaker 1: It's the most dangerous slide you've ever seen in his town. Yeah. Like, well,
Speaker 1: they have to shut it off. Like the opening, Grandma's
Speaker 1: and children. We're going three hundred miles an hour down
Speaker 1: this huge slide.
Speaker 3: There is a change of height, knowing from one street
Speaker 3: high up to the lower street. And the developer of
Speaker 3: that area get together with the politicians, say why don't
Speaker 3: we do a slide, you know, So I get to
Speaker 3: build all these units, you know, and then I build
Speaker 3: you this park with a slide that goes all the
Speaker 3: way to the other street down there. The day of
Speaker 3: the opening, the whole town is there, fresh up, you know,
Speaker 3: and they they say, okay, it's open, you know, and
Speaker 3: they started people throwing themselves through the slide and they
Speaker 3: just like you know, people breaking the legs, burning that
Speaker 3: because it was like stainless steel you know, burning the
Speaker 3: whole leg you know, you know, it was a disaster,
Speaker 3: so they had to stop it.
Speaker 1: You know it good?
Speaker 3: What is flamenco in music? There is a few hot
Speaker 3: spots for music in the world. Okay, Flamenco is very
Speaker 3: because it's very deep. It's like in America and the blues,
Speaker 3: you know, but the blues, like the blues that they
Speaker 3: play just with the hands, maybe like really like slavery blues.
Speaker 1: You know, I guess I don't know. I don't really
Speaker 1: familiar with the hand slavery blues.
Speaker 3: It came up from Africa, you know, I mixed with
Speaker 3: European like the gypsy coming from Romania, and that created
Speaker 3: the flamenco.
Speaker 1: Do you listen to it all the time? Every time
Speaker 1: I listened to your whatever you're listening, it's just the
Speaker 1: worst club music, like a bea abisa no no no,
Speaker 1: you like you love? Yeah, yeah, well love, but this
Speaker 1: is not what I listened. No, But you do rock
Speaker 1: out to some clubs, of course. We mean, of course
Speaker 1: that's you're always like, listen to this song.
Speaker 3: For us, it's like for like like, well, I kind
Speaker 3: of pump it up a little bit when I see
Speaker 3: you because I know you make fun of me.
Speaker 1: Ah, what's your thoughts on gaspacho?
Speaker 3: And know it's from my region of Spain, so I.
Speaker 1: Don't care, Sergio. Do you like it? Do you love
Speaker 1: love it?
Speaker 3: But okay, here's the The ingredients are very important. I
Speaker 3: have the privilege of my brother growing his own veggies
Speaker 3: for the gaspacho in the summer.
Speaker 1: That's why his body.
Speaker 3: Saw grows on veggies top body. And so when I go,
Speaker 3: I mean the tomatoes he grows. It's called balls of
Speaker 3: the bull because they're like hanging like that, really large
Speaker 3: and incredible favor frey or no acidity, and it's just
Speaker 3: that's a perfect tomato to do the patch.
Speaker 1: My wife makes caspacho using cherry tomatoes, and it's a
Speaker 1: little explanation on that. I'm teasing. I don't know, and
Speaker 1: no she does. She actually hates caspachio. But he would
Speaker 1: admit Italy has better tomatoes.
Speaker 3: Yes, well, the tomatoes more from the south. The Salmoreco
Speaker 3: is from the south from where I am.
Speaker 1: No, so your tomatoes are comparable to Italy tomatoes, way
Speaker 1: better than it is. I didn't see that coming. I
Speaker 1: didn't see that coming. Don't even get me started on sardines.
Speaker 1: You know, Oh I don't. I'm I don't care that much.
Speaker 3: You haven't been in you having ate the sardines from
Speaker 3: my town.
Speaker 1: You're very proud of Spain. You have a lot of
Speaker 1: pride in your.
Speaker 3: Co very, very proud, you know. I think it's the
Speaker 3: best country in the world.
Speaker 1: But now you are no longer allowed to go back.
Speaker 1: Is that true?
Speaker 3: I can go there any time in a while.
Speaker 1: You have dual citizenship. You're you know you became When
Speaker 1: did you become a citizen in the US.
Speaker 3: Maybe like fifteen years fifteen years ago. But I can
Speaker 3: go back and for you go back for my kids.
Speaker 1: You go back usually every summer, and you pull one
Speaker 1: of the craziest husband moves I've ever ever witnessed. You
Speaker 1: have your wife and your two kids go ahead of
Speaker 1: you fly to Spain, and then you go two weeks later,
Speaker 1: So you get two weeks to be by yourself here
Speaker 1: and you don't have to travel with the children. Now,
Speaker 1: now your kids are a little bit older, But back
Speaker 1: in the day when they were just babies, you were like, no, no,
Speaker 1: she does the flight by herself.
Speaker 3: She goes for two and a half months with the kids,
Speaker 3: and I only go three weeks, so I get all
Speaker 3: that by myself.
Speaker 1: Here. You know, what's the best region in Spain? And
Speaker 1: is that where you're from?
Speaker 3: Well, yes, that's where I'm from. But I'm biased, No, no,
Speaker 3: you'll say very biased. Every region is very different. It's
Speaker 3: it's hard to pick one because you're not you don't
Speaker 3: have apples to apples. Everything is just so different. But
Speaker 3: I'm from the South and that's kind of like, you
Speaker 3: know obviously what I like the things from the South.
Speaker 3: I like the people from the South. I like the food.
Speaker 3: I like the flamenco. You know.
Speaker 1: Pete Is is now a resident and bought property in
Speaker 1: Spain well through his through his wife and his wife's
Speaker 1: sister lives there full time, so now he he feels
Speaker 1: like he is a local in Spain. It's probably the
Speaker 1: best move. What region do you live in, Pete astorias.
Speaker 3: A Studios Astoria You know you hate that. I love
Speaker 3: as you love it because, okay, I mean the quality
Speaker 3: of the food there, it's not comparable to anything in
Speaker 3: the planet. I mean plan on the health planet. I'm
Speaker 3: talking about, for example, the Capaalst cheese you know from there,
Speaker 3: from the mountains of the because of Roba is the
Speaker 3: most expensive cheese in the world. It's like a little
Speaker 3: cheese this big, like a four pound It's twenty five
Speaker 3: thousand dollars dollars for a little cheese that shepherd makes
Speaker 3: in the middle of the mountain.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm gonna make a case ad from my kids
Speaker 1: with that cheese.
Speaker 3: This is what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: The beef. I mean, the beef is a studios. It's good.
Speaker 3: Very close to a studio is Leon and Leon has
Speaker 3: the number one beef restaurant in the world.
Speaker 1: Shocking. Yeah, you sound like Trump just always talking about it,
Speaker 1: but like you're like the Spaniard version.
Speaker 3: And just saying number one everything and just saying the
Speaker 3: true The seafood over there that I mean, you can.
Speaker 3: You don't need to go anywhere else in the world.
Speaker 3: Once you get used to the food there and you
Speaker 3: go somewhere else, you know that you're gonna eat horrible.
Speaker 1: You know, Should I buy one of these houses? It's
Speaker 1: one dollar in Spain? Do they have Yeah, those offered
Speaker 1: in Spain. Yeah, you know what I'm talking about. Up
Speaker 1: in the hills in the middle of nowhere. They if
Speaker 1: you buy them for one dollar, but then you have
Speaker 1: to agree to renovate them and stuff like that.
Speaker 3: One hundred percent recommend that you do.
Speaker 1: Oh brother, that's gonna cost me, isn't it.
Speaker 3: There's actually a lot of people doing this now in Spain.
Speaker 3: It's just going far away in the middle of the country.
Speaker 1: Do you think you'll ever move back there permanently or no?
Speaker 3: Yes, you think you will? Yeah, I interesting. I have
Speaker 3: to figure out, you know, but I can't, you know,
Speaker 3: just be here. I miss spaying a lot.
Speaker 1: Why not have two places a place there in a
Speaker 1: place here.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's fine, that's but I have to go more
Speaker 3: than a month a year, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like I have to say. You're gonna want your youngest son,
Speaker 1: you know, we're talking about ten years from now? Yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah him? Yeah, yeah, I gotta How big is your
Speaker 1: pa a pan? Well?
Speaker 3: Min, you haven't seen my new one?
Speaker 1: You got a new pa pan. Yes, I'm going to
Speaker 1: do a point bit. It's pretty big. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can feel like easily like twenty people.
Speaker 1: You know, twenty people.
Speaker 3: It has a three ring burner with independence, so I
Speaker 3: can control everything.
Speaker 1: One time you were telling me, like we have to
Speaker 1: do pay a, we have to do pay a. I'm like, fine,
Speaker 1: we'll do it. And then you're like, okay, I don't
Speaker 1: actually know how to do it. I have a friend
Speaker 1: that does my pie for me, and you're gonna like,
Speaker 1: maybe you're gonna make me bring another guy to my
Speaker 1: house for me. No, I'm not inviting another member. So
Speaker 1: then you're like, no, no, okay, fine, I'll do it.
Speaker 1: So then in Tahoe you came. You always talked about
Speaker 1: the thing that's the most important pie is being level.
Speaker 1: Everything has to be.
Speaker 3: Level, very important. So when you have a level the
Speaker 3: liquid it's the same amount, so the rice will cook evenly.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
Speaker 3: If you are off a little bit, there's more water
Speaker 3: and more dry in another area, so the rice is
Speaker 3: not gonna cook at the same.
Speaker 1: You don't season enough, is what I'd like to say.
Speaker 1: See some.
Speaker 3: Like this, like it's the you put like the safran and.
Speaker 1: I still have some of the fancy seats on the
Speaker 1: many you gave us.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well the piment tone you know I give Danny
Speaker 3: when if we finished the house finally, you like, I
Speaker 3: give you a little I know.
Speaker 1: And then my wife made pi a one time and
Speaker 1: you stood next don't get mad. You stood next to
Speaker 1: her and you critiqued her for over an hour, and
Speaker 1: she was losing her mind. She couldn't handle you just
Speaker 1: telling her what she was doing wrong for over an hour.
Speaker 3: Well the problem, okay, I think I know what happened. Actually,
Speaker 3: she took a recipe for fifteen people and put it
Speaker 3: in a little pan, a pan that I gave you
Speaker 3: four lights, three and a half people.
Speaker 1: A portions were wrong. Yeah, so she it needs to
Speaker 1: be the rasings.
Speaker 3: So when you know, when I when I get burnt,
Speaker 3: I remember when I got there to your house that day,
Speaker 3: Amanda comes to me and says, Sergio, SOO, you know
Speaker 3: Carl is cooking up yeah for you.
Speaker 1: You know, Like what yeah, yeah, you know.
Speaker 3: I'm like, okay, so you know, I go over there
Speaker 3: and I see her cooking my japan a mountain of right.
Speaker 1: She was not going a mountain of rising your pie.
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh my god, what is that? I'm making
Speaker 3: up aya for you? You know, but look at this,
Speaker 3: this is like you know this I see her for like,
Speaker 3: I don't know, you.
Speaker 1: Can't cook it. Her proportions were off, that's what you're saying.
Speaker 3: So she took a recipe that I think my wife
Speaker 3: gave her to her or I don't know when she learned,
Speaker 3: when I cooked it in Tahoe whatever, and she put
Speaker 3: all that into a little pet.
Speaker 1: There's no good, no, no, no.
Speaker 3: It was like some kind of Chinese rice or something
Speaker 3: like that. You know.
Speaker 1: One time my wife cooked for your family and she
Speaker 1: made Mexican food. And your wife says to my wife,
Speaker 1: you know, as a Mexican woman says, oh, this is
Speaker 1: so many flavors, that's what she said, so many flavor
Speaker 1: I'm like, why would you cook Mexican food for a
Speaker 1: Mexican woman. I mean maybe she meant it as a compliment,
Speaker 1: but I don't think she did. And I don't remember that.
Speaker 1: This wasn't this was in Tahoe.
Speaker 3: Oh in Tahoe. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, something like that.
Speaker 3: And your wife is, yeah, I remember that now, yeah
Speaker 3: yeah that was didn't cut it, yeah.
Speaker 1: Didn't cut it. Now. Do you take naps every day? Yes?
Speaker 3: You know, because you've seen me sleeping in the car.
Speaker 1: That's right. You did used to take you used to
Speaker 1: go out your car and take naps. I take it today.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. I kind of do. I kind of
Speaker 1: function without it. How long do you nap for? Usually
Speaker 1: just all my.
Speaker 3: Life in Spain, and I know I can't tell you.
Speaker 3: Those are kind of things that are programming in my brain.
Speaker 3: I eat lunch and I fall asleep. I mean I'm
Speaker 3: fall asleep, not restling like fall asleep completely.
Speaker 1: I know I do the same thing. Do you remember
Speaker 1: how young you looked when you started working at my house? Yeah,
Speaker 1: h we're both aged and yeah we both aged. I
Speaker 1: was single. I'm coming to start now, I'm coming. You're
Speaker 1: not coming back, it's over. Hey, everybody's on the show
Speaker 1: gets some gifts, so let's start. Let's start giving you
Speaker 1: some gifts. That's the reason why. Okay, I know, by
Speaker 1: the way, what what where'd you get that shirt that
Speaker 1: you're wearing right now?
Speaker 3: This is the most comedian and give it to me.
Speaker 1: I've always given them clothes. Sergio is one of the
Speaker 1: one of the people that gets my clothes first dips. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he also is like for for a builder, you're you're
Speaker 1: pretty bougie. Yes, you care about brands. Like sometimes he
Speaker 1: would see something on me and goes, oh, I like
Speaker 1: that brand very much. I'm like okay, and then he
Speaker 1: would tell me, he goes, I've got a hookup in
Speaker 1: Palm Desert, at the James Purse outlet store, and she
Speaker 1: hides the good stuff that comes into the outlet store,
Speaker 1: lets me know. And then I go out there and
Speaker 1: I get to buy a bunch of stuff. Okay, here
Speaker 1: up for a couple of things. Here, there's just some
Speaker 1: nice sweaters for you. You likes what this is, Vince,
Speaker 1: you'll like them? Yeah, this is beautiful. Well, yeah, you'll
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 3: This is totally uh huh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's got fun pockets to it, and it's got
Speaker 1: a here's another sweater, see that one as a hood
Speaker 1: Do you wear hoods ever?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I didn't think so. But don't take your coaster. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you'll like it. Now, you have tiny feet, not really, man,
Speaker 1: it's for a man for a.
Speaker 3: Billion excuse me, you have it's strangely a big feat.
Speaker 1: Okay, but your son, your son has man feet. He's
Speaker 1: using He's got like three or four parents. Now he's
Speaker 1: using there. Now I'm gonna blow his mind. Now I'm
Speaker 1: gonna blow his mind. This is gonna be for your son. Oh,
Speaker 1: this is gonna be for your son. He's gonna love that.
Speaker 1: Ok At this, we're just gonna give your son every
Speaker 1: Look at these shoes. These are some of these have
Speaker 1: never been worn. I know. Look at these. Oh, he's
Speaker 1: gonna love all these shoes. He's gonna love. Look at
Speaker 1: these shoes. Oh my good, Oh my god. Some of
Speaker 1: those there's some dirt on there. But you see like
Speaker 1: this is to be Look at this these shows, say
Speaker 1: Tosh point oh on him. Adidas made me a pair
Speaker 1: that said to my all right, you're saying that all
Speaker 1: these shoes, No, there might be forty pairs of Get
Speaker 1: that off my desk. Go ahead and put that over there.
Speaker 1: You can keep the bag too. I'm not done giving you,
Speaker 1: but get this off my desk so we can get
Speaker 1: to the next set of gifts. Get that sweater off
Speaker 1: my desk too. There's rocks on worth it. Hold on
Speaker 1: next next gift I have for you. I don't know
Speaker 1: why I found this today. If that, I know that
Speaker 1: because you change the model. I changed the model. So
Speaker 1: I want you for your house. I don't know if
Speaker 1: I can use that, but yeah you can. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: this is a yep. This was in your in the
Speaker 1: little class. I remember leaving this in there. Well, now
Speaker 1: you're taking it back. It's it's really beautiful. It's really beautiful.
Speaker 1: I always thought about taking it, but you know, no,
Speaker 1: it's good. I always thought about taking it, all right,
Speaker 1: So you can take take this intercom because I want
Speaker 1: I want that. That's nice if we If you don't
Speaker 1: use it, that's fine. What else do I got for you?
Speaker 1: I don't know what these things are, but you left them.
Speaker 1: I don't want them. Yeah, that's a sip wall. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is great. Here's some zip walls.
Speaker 3: This is like when we have to put temporary walls.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well I've never used those, so I don't know
Speaker 1: why they're in my house. I use it in your house. Actually, here,
Speaker 1: take this what is Oh no, no, that's no, that's
Speaker 1: not mine. There, it was left in my work site.
Speaker 1: It's got a dry creed in it. Whatever that drive
Speaker 1: cement stuff. Get a quick drive, quick dry whatever it is.
Speaker 1: You know, don't open it here.
Speaker 3: It's nasty, man, it's never that is not mine.
Speaker 1: How many photos are in your phone? Oh? I don't
Speaker 1: even know. You don't see I want to know nine
Speaker 1: sixty nine thousand. Yeah, I just no one takes more
Speaker 1: photos than you. And then like I'll call you in.
Speaker 1: I'll have a problem in my house and I'm like, hey,
Speaker 1: do you have photos? I need to know if it's
Speaker 1: a straight shot from the telephone poll to I need
Speaker 1: to know if this conduit is a straight or if
Speaker 1: there's a junction box. And you're like, hold on, and
Speaker 1: you scroll through sixty nine thousand photos and you're like,
Speaker 1: I think it's a straight shot. It's a straight shot.
Speaker 1: You're good. Explain your plan to get rid of Wilshire Boulevard,
Speaker 1: a major road that runs the entire length of Los Angeles,
Speaker 1: and turn it only into a pedestrian road.
Speaker 3: Las Angele has a couple of problems. One needs to say.
Speaker 3: Public space is a disaster, you know, like we don't
Speaker 3: have a good public space. Like you go to any
Speaker 3: European cities and you see a plaza or something like that.
Speaker 1: It's so active.
Speaker 3: You know, here, pluses are half empty, parks are one
Speaker 3: hundred percent empty. And the reason there is only there
Speaker 3: is a reason is because everybody has a park in
Speaker 3: their home, backyard and front yard. You know, we have
Speaker 3: so much open space. Los Angeles is a very low
Speaker 3: density city, and when we make a park, it's not
Speaker 3: relevant you know for the urbanistically, Okay, it's just another
Speaker 3: empty space, you know, it's not It's the opposite of
Speaker 3: Manhattan and the Central Park you know over there, it's relevant.
Speaker 3: You need that because you have so much density. So
Speaker 3: every time we try to do an open space here
Speaker 3: in Los Angeles is very difficult. So I think what
Speaker 3: it needs to be done is read open space and parks.
Speaker 3: Like a transportation system, Los Angeles is design based on
Speaker 3: freeways and based on moving through space for long distances.
Speaker 3: You know, we love commute. If you stay home one
Speaker 3: day and you don't commute, not you, but two hours,
Speaker 3: most of the people getting nervious. So, oh, I didn't
Speaker 3: drive for two hours today. You know why because we
Speaker 3: have problem us just moving through space through freeways, you know,
Speaker 3: and everything is so thin, everything is far away. So
Speaker 3: a park has to be designed with that logic where
Speaker 3: we connect big distances like Cinta Monica to downtown. Literally
Speaker 3: it's a lineal park, a linear freeway of pedestrians and
Speaker 3: also bicycles. Electric bicycles. Now that completely change the distances,
Speaker 3: you know, like we are from Santa Monica to downtown.
Speaker 3: I think we are like maybe twelve miles away.
Speaker 1: You still got that red wagon, I got you. I
Speaker 1: love it. You still got it. Oh yeah, but your
Speaker 1: kids are huge now, so you don't need that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we still get all of us on top. Yes we do.
Speaker 3: What it's incredible, incredible bar or something like that. Just anyway,
Speaker 3: I think those angel list, especially now with the Olympics.
Speaker 3: You know, I'm from Spain, so we went through the
Speaker 3: Olympics in Barcelona, know, and we transformed the whole city.
Speaker 1: Are you excited for the Olympics to come here? Well? Yes, but.
Speaker 3: Who are you going to cheer for Spain? But if
Speaker 3: it's Spain is not playing traitor and US wings, I'm happy.
Speaker 3: What about in soccer? Who will you go for Spain?
Speaker 3: That's that's a mayor, Yeah, that's.
Speaker 1: That's Did you overcharge me?
Speaker 3: No, it's just it's the things that costs, you know,
Speaker 3: like like to do things right and to redo many things,
Speaker 3: would redo many times, you know, and it's just that's up.
Speaker 1: You know. You didn't over charge me. You did, you didn't,
Speaker 1: all right, I Sergio, thank you for being on the show.
Speaker 1: I tell you, thank you. I hope your son fits
Speaker 1: in all the shoes and I can't wait for you
Speaker 1: to finish your new home.
Speaker 3: Yes, thank you Daniel for having me. This is all
Speaker 3: a pleasure.
Speaker 1: Strong hands, Causha, I want to thank Sergio for being
Speaker 1: on the show. And I want to thank Sergio for
Speaker 1: building my home. I love my house. I'd hate to
Speaker 1: sell it, but I will you give me the right offer.
Speaker 1: I'll kick my family out of there tonight, Carl, you
Speaker 1: don't gonna do now. A couple updates from people that
Speaker 1: have been on the show. A couple of your favorites
Speaker 1: are Barkley Marathons runner this year, John Kelly. Guess what
Speaker 1: what didn't finish? He finished three loops, three of the
Speaker 1: five loops. No one finished this year's course. They made
Speaker 1: it harder, too hard. You know why why because last
Speaker 1: year a woman finished and they're like, well, we can't
Speaker 1: have this. We can't let if women are finished in
Speaker 1: the race. So anyway, they made it a lot of
Speaker 1: part of this year. John finished three loops. Congratulations, you
Speaker 1: finished two thirds of the race. That's just a funny
Speaker 1: race to be in. Yeah, hey, I was in a race.
Speaker 1: How'd you do? No one finished?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: All right? Darrell the ex NFL player that's now a chef.
Speaker 1: Remember he was sniffing around. Remember he's kicking the tires
Speaker 1: on the show, asking me parenting stuff. Yeah, guess what
Speaker 1: they're expecting their first child. Come good job, nice job.
Speaker 1: Oh man, he fucked up my wife's best friend, Jocelyn,
Speaker 1: Doctor Jocelyn who's been on the show. She's still pregnant
Speaker 1: and she's keeping the baby. Come on, it's gonna be
Speaker 1: a little girl. And that's sweet. All right, let's get
Speaker 1: to the plugs. What do we got toss show store
Speaker 1: dot Com, Eddie's tour? Hey where Eddie Edi? You're gonna
Speaker 1: be in Austin. Oh tomorrow night? Wow, cap city. Man,
Speaker 1: that brings back some memories. I know it's a new
Speaker 1: location from the one that we used to do yea,
Speaker 1: but memories nonetheless. Oh I used I used to have
Speaker 1: a nice Austin friend. She worked at the Yellow Rose.
Speaker 1: Oh man, I miss her every day I think of her.
Speaker 1: Then you got my tour this summer in the Midwest.
Speaker 1: Also on sale this week is some NorCal locations Monterey,
Speaker 1: Santa Cruz, San Francisco, Central Cal, if you will, or
Speaker 1: nor Cal whatever. Let's do the free plug hit the
Speaker 1: free plug music. Now that's good church music right there, Hosanna?
Speaker 1: All right, what are we free plugging? Iowa's most popular
Speaker 1: bacon festival and one of the oldest and largest bacon
Speaker 1: festivals in the world is returning to the Iowa State
Speaker 1: Fairgrounds this May third, the seventeenth Blue Ribbon Bacon Festival.
Speaker 1: Organizers will transform the Agricultural Building into a bacon boat
Speaker 1: for a yacht rock themed bacon extravaganza, and aside from
Speaker 1: all things bacon, there will be live music from Southern
Speaker 1: California's very own YACHTI by Nature Come yep. This will
Speaker 1: feature unlimited bacon samples for all attendees. Is Baco's welcomed
Speaker 1: or no, oh that's good. I don't know, They're probably
Speaker 1: not welcomed. It's not real bacon, you know in Baco's.
Speaker 1: I used to love putting those on my salad. Anyway,
Speaker 1: that's not part of this. The event will feature a
Speaker 1: renowned bacon eating contest. Jesus Christ, is that just how
Speaker 1: much bacon you can eat? Or like? Is there? You know?
Speaker 1: It is a style of bacon. You ever had raw
Speaker 1: bacon at a sushi place? No, yeah, you probably shouldn't
Speaker 1: order that. The first contestant to eat ten strips of
Speaker 1: bacon without throwing up or losing any large pieces will
Speaker 1: win one hundred dollars ten strips. That's something on that's
Speaker 1: on the Denny's menu. That actually that line might be
Speaker 1: taken from a Denny's menu. You also get a trophy
Speaker 1: and some lipator Lipator's Probably that's not real. I'm just
Speaker 1: joking with that, unless Lipidor is a sponsor to the
Speaker 1: Bacon Festival, which those things. Those things would pair up nicely. Anyway,
Speaker 1: If you think you can defeat defeat Ryan Plue, who
Speaker 1: has won the last two, get over to Blue Ribbon
Speaker 1: Baconfestival dot com SEP to fill out your entry for him.
Speaker 1: Because only twelve lucky tripisson try trycipitents how do you
Speaker 1: say it?
Speaker 3: Participants?
Speaker 1: Only twelve people get to compete. That's at three fifteen
Speaker 1: and doors open at eleven, But make sure you're there
Speaker 1: by one. Oh god, so many numbers for the presentation
Speaker 1: of the twenty twenty five Bacon Queen. Ooh, that'd be
Speaker 1: kind of cool the Bacon Queen if you were dating
Speaker 1: somebody and you found out there were the Bacon Queen.
Speaker 1: Isn't every woman's dream in Iowa to wear a sash
Speaker 1: with Bacon Queen on it? I think so. I wonder
Speaker 1: if you have to be born into that. Tickets to
Speaker 1: Porka Balooza are twenty nine dollars for general admission, which
Speaker 1: will I mean twenty nine bucks not a bad deal
Speaker 1: if you're if you if you say to yourself, well,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna at least eat ten dollars worth of bacon today,
Speaker 1: because now you're talking about just paying nineteen dollars to
Speaker 1: hang out. If you're willing to spend forty nine dollars
Speaker 1: with the VIP ticket, you will get the koozy, plus
Speaker 1: a pastry to build up your bacon eating base, and
Speaker 1: a one hour early entry into the festival. Oh that
Speaker 1: means you're gonna get to get the good bacon, the
Speaker 1: crispy strips. Yep. My wife always orders bacon extra crispy
Speaker 1: everywhere we go, and I'm always just like, just stop,
Speaker 1: just let them make the bacon the way they want
Speaker 1: to make it. I get it. If you're at a
Speaker 1: gross place and it's just rubbery, but extra crispy please,
Speaker 1: Oh okay, my grandma here wants to have, you know,
Speaker 1: no taste, just some charred I wonder if I'm I
Speaker 1: wonder if I'm allowed to bring my pig to this
Speaker 1: bacon festival. I wonder if he if that's considered cruel
Speaker 1: this is a twenty one and up event? What that's nonsense?
Speaker 1: Children love bacon. Why is this twenty one and up?
Speaker 1: I don't know. If I would have known it was
Speaker 1: twenty one and up at the beginning, I might not
Speaker 1: have plugged him so well, all right, Iowa State Fairgrounds
Speaker 1: located at three thousand East Grand Avenue in Des Moines, Iowa.
Speaker 1: Stay crispy, See you guys next week.