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Speaker 1: Monday, everybody's favorite day of the week, right. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: maybe if we say it enough times, we'll believe it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, sleep so much on the weekends because I just

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Speaker 3: It over with.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I see, I see. Well, we're glad you're here.

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Speaker 1: We got your full show.

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Speaker 4: Of course it's on a Monday, so it's loser line,

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Speaker 4: it's second day connections, mis connections. We've got some laser

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Speaker 4: stories in there show. Yeah, really, And we got comments.

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Speaker 4: What do you like today, Alexis. I loved one from

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Speaker 4: Emily Brockbank, who said, you guys are comfort food for

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Speaker 4: my ears, warm, soothing, and possibly bloating with regret two

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Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure, and definitely going straight to your butt.

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Speaker 5: I definitely like withholding some water.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that works.

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Speaker 1: All right. We're glad you enjoy it because it all

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Speaker 1: starts right now.

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Speaker 6: There comes a time in every radio host career when

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Speaker 6: he makes a horrible, horrible on air mistake that could

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Speaker 6: get everyone on the show canceled.

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Speaker 1: I'm not involved in your mistakes.

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Speaker 6: In that moment, he has a choice to make. He

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Speaker 6: could a be a man, step up and admit his

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Speaker 6: errors and sincerely apologize to the public for what he.

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Speaker 4: Did, but he works in radio, so he's a meek

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Speaker 6: Or he could go with option B try to avoid

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Speaker 6: and saying, we're late.

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Speaker 1: I thought you're finally going to confess.

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Speaker 2: Ye say what is Shane?

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Speaker 6: I can't formally apologize?

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Speaker 7: Oh?

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Speaker 9: To viral soundbites only enough time to play one of

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Speaker 9: them with no apologies.

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Speaker 6: Sorry, let's get right to your choice here.

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Speaker 1: I don't even know he did. I think he should apologize.

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Speaker 6: Option one is a seventeen second clip of a high

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Speaker 6: admissions letter from her dream college. Do you want? Option

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Speaker 6: estate agent who listed a house online by making a

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Speaker 6: Ending Story. What's it Gonna be? Teenage mood swings or

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Speaker 1: Alexis teenage moods?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Brook no question, give me those mood swings.

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Speaker 1: I love it.

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Speaker 6: Let's hear a high school senior on a zoom call

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Speaker 6: with her friends going from total misery to extreme joy

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Speaker 6: when she opens her admissions letter. You know your son? Yeah,

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Speaker 6: you know your son.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna open wash you.

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Speaker 1: No, no, I just want to feel all.

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Speaker 7: You I got.

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Speaker 4: That made me cry.

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Speaker 5: That makes sense, like I'm already.

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Speaker 6: Crying you to wash you dealing with that scene? Yeah could.

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Speaker 6: Now let's move on to your shot collar question of

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Speaker 6: the day with Digital Jake. Jake, say something that hopefully

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Speaker 1: Way want to vacation.

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Speaker 3: As a child of divorce, I owe a lot of

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Speaker 3: my upbringing to the world's greatest babysitter, my living room TV.

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Speaker 3: It's where I learned countless life lessons, like on Three's

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Speaker 3: That's an important lesson to learn when you're seven, how

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Speaker 3: years later, while watching Grey's Anatomy, I learned if you're

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Speaker 3: than save your patient's life. Closet knowledge. H Did you

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Speaker 3: learn anything while you were growing up watching the boob tube?

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Speaker 3: We're gonna find out during a special TV and Movies

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Speaker 3: edition of the One and Done Shot Collar Question of

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Speaker 6: No, I like this category, Well, good.

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Speaker 3: Jose, were starting off with you, No way, I'm never first.

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Speaker 3: There was once a different version of America's Funniest Home

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Speaker 3: Videos called Videos after Dark, which was featuring more mature content,

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Speaker 6: Is that true or false?

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Speaker 2: And we're talking about childhood television. When I was a kid,

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Speaker 1: And white snow.

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Speaker 2: See Videos after Dark if they tried one time and

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Speaker 5: So I actually think this may be true.

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Speaker 3: Jake Jose said, true, and that is it's true.

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Speaker 6: Bring it back, it's just too dark.

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Speaker 3: It aired in March twenty nineteen. With Bob Sagett as

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Speaker 6: Host of America's playing somebody Else. Just one episode one,

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Speaker 1: Only fans came along.

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Speaker 3: Jose, You're saved. Go to brook You may not know this,

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Speaker 3: but there's an extended version of the compelling but already

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Speaker 3: lengthy Lord of the Rings trilogy. It's the three films,

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Speaker 3: just longer, with much more detail, and the total run

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Speaker 3: time is fifteen hours. Is the real number higher or lower?

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, three films put together on their extended cut,

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Speaker 6: The original versions of The Lord of the Rings each

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Speaker 6: one is easily three hours.

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Speaker 6: Need five more hours or so. It's like two hours

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Speaker 6: is added to each film.

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Speaker 1: Like that is a whole nother movie that they added on.

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Speaker 4: But I guess maybe they just you know, the books

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Speaker 4: Rings after Yeah, I think it's over fifteen hours.

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Speaker 3: Brooks says, higher, and the real running time is lower.

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Speaker 3: The extended versions clocked in at six hundred and eighty

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Speaker 4: Okay, that used to be stunning to all of us,

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Speaker 3: Brook, you're getting shocked, Jeffrey, will you join her? The

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Speaker 3: green code featured in the Matrix films is actually Japanese

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Speaker 3: letters that compose sushi recipes, taking directly out of a cookbook.

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Speaker 3: Is that true or false?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, those like those falling green like letters and symbols

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Speaker 4: If you speak Japanese, does that really change the movie

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Speaker 4: and then all of a sudden you're reading a sushi recipe.

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Speaker 6: Maybe that wasn't Keanu Reeve's Rider where he's like, I

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Speaker 6: must have sushi tex.

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Speaker 5: I can see him.

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Speaker 6: I want to say it's true.

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Speaker 3: Jeffrey said, true, And that is true. But unlike Japanese

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Speaker 3: cookbooks that go you read from bottom to top, in

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Speaker 1: So it's not it's not as distracted for Japanese speakers.

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Speaker 3: Jeffrey, You're safe, alexis your last one up. Almost two

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Speaker 3: decades ago, there was a reality show called Who's Your

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Speaker 3: Daddy where a woman attempted to identify her estranged father

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Speaker 3: out of a group of twenty five men. If she

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Speaker 3: correctly picked him out, she'd win one hundred thousand dollars,

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Speaker 3: but if the impostor dad convinced her to pick him,

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Speaker 3: he'd get the money. Is that show real or did

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Speaker 3: I just.

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Speaker 10: Make that up?

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Speaker 5: If you made this up, you need to sell this.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, Brooke may have applied to put her children on this.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I wanted to be real.

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Speaker 4: I just don't know what you do the entire series

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Speaker 4: to find out who your dad is.

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Speaker 6: Well, you look for the same mannerisms, right, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: The girl like a bunch of older men who are

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Speaker 1: just trying to convince him. Yeah I know your dad, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and not in the good way. I think it's.

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Speaker 3: Alexi said, that's a fake show, and that's a.

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Speaker 6: Real show again.

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Speaker 3: One episode aired on Fox, and after that FOXCID did

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Speaker 3: not air the other five episodes.

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Speaker 6: Of all Right, Well, I think the ladies are getting

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Speaker 1: Just because you want to hear our sweet voices.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, we'll go with that for the reason. And somebody

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Speaker 6: wanted to hear shout by the Isley Brothers.

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Speaker 4: Well you make me one shouts shout, throw.

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Speaker 6: Try shout. That's the seventeen person, Alexis.

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Speaker 5: The singing makes you want to show.

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Speaker 6: That's a shot.

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Speaker 7: College question of the Day Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 6: I rarely say this, but we've got a new number two.

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Speaker 6: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. When was the

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Speaker 6: last time we had a new number two. It's been forever,

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Speaker 6: through our entire childhood and adult lives, Coca Cola has

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Speaker 6: always been the clear number one favorite soda in America,

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Speaker 6: and number two has always been Pepsi.

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Speaker 4: I was actually thinking about how you write the number,

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Speaker 4: it with a straight Wow. Okay, that was really misleading.

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Speaker 6: We're talking about the number two highest selling soda in.

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Speaker 1: The country, so coc is still number one.

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Speaker 6: Now for the first time in decades, Pepsi has fallen off,

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Speaker 6: and now our new number two behind Coca Cola is

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Speaker 6: none other than the drink that's some say if you

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Speaker 6: I know what that some people it's not that. Maybe

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Speaker 6: Alexis knows what I'm talking about.

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Speaker 1: I'm thinking die of coke.

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Speaker 6: It's not diet coke. I'm talking about Doctor Pepper. I've

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Speaker 1: That rumor about Mountain or about doctor. Is that the

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Speaker 1: excuse you've been using.

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Speaker 6: That's what some people saying. The Prune Juice soda, though,

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Speaker 6: is officially back, and it's driven by young people who

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Speaker 6: are buying it up in droves thanks to TikTok and

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Speaker 6: all of the fancy new flavors. That it's coming out

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Speaker 6: good and.

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Speaker 4: There is a lot of It's interesting because my kids

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Speaker 4: they're number one when we go to the you know,

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Speaker 4: when they have the big crazy fountain machine. Yeah, and

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Speaker 4: they picked Coca Cola first and then right after.

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Speaker 1: It's maybe a Doctor Pepper.

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Speaker 6: Back in two thousand and four, Doctor Pepper was tied

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Speaker 6: with Sprite for sixth place. Now it's shot up to

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Speaker 6: second in sales for soft drinks in A man.

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Speaker 1: Was working behind the doctor right now to make him

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Speaker 5: It's got to be a popular cocktail.

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Speaker 1: It's all you think, Doctor Pepper and like rum or something.

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Speaker 6: Ye whiskey, I don't even know, Jaegermeister. Look, if you're

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Speaker 6: not happy about this, go online and sign Brooks petition

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Speaker 6: Everyone started looking for it, and that's when Officer Justin

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Speaker 4: Money always falls out when I set my wallet down folded.

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Speaker 6: He was not happy.

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Speaker 6: old lifeguard named Alex Blythe was overseeing a normal day

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Speaker 6: That was exactly what Alex remembers thinking. She thought, did

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Speaker 6: Keep your eyes up. Beach goers present at the scene

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Speaker 5: This is why I can I don't use those umbrellas.

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Speaker 6: That's what we do on the show. It's like a

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Speaker 6: We reported on this about a year ago, but looks

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Speaker 1: Wow, what if one gets lost up there? Like, do

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Speaker 11: You them?

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Speaker 6: Do you like shoot them out of your nostril?

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Speaker 5: And then you're like, wait, I'm missing one.

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Speaker 7: Jet.

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Speaker 6: People like to joke about needing a vacation in order

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Speaker 6: If you're traveling with kids, the key is to not

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Speaker 6: I don't know why I thought you were going to say,

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Speaker 4: Some people can't sleep without those, like some kids can't

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Speaker 6: same time on Wednesday, Brook.

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Speaker 7: And Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 8: Hey Aaron, it's it's so, it's nice, you know, getting together.

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Speaker 6: We'll set it at seventeen dollars.

450
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Speaker 4: Yeah, I can afford that, don't that.

451
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Speaker 10: I actually I just want to say I had a

452
00:22:47,359 --> 00:22:50,000
Speaker 10: great time hanging out with you the other night. It

453
00:22:50,080 --> 00:22:52,880
Speaker 10: was great meeting you, you know, like I said, I

454
00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:55,359
Speaker 10: absolutely loved your pearl Champ shirt.

455
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Speaker 11: And g Omer Worry or this one hear right there

456
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Speaker 11: to reader.

457
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Speaker 13: Here a time, look at you.

458
00:23:15,359 --> 00:23:23,560
Speaker 11: Worry, give me a callback, can't wait to talk? Wow?

459
00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:26,360
Speaker 1: Did someone give Eddy better than Loser?

460
00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:28,879
Speaker 6: For a second, I thought it was Hooty and the

461
00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:31,640
Speaker 6: Blowfish that he was doing it sounding exactly like what's

462
00:23:31,680 --> 00:23:40,760
Speaker 6: that song? Darius, They're not can he all the nineties

463
00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:41,880
Speaker 6: band sounds exactly the same?

464
00:23:42,040 --> 00:23:44,840
Speaker 1: Darius Rucker is kind of like the gift version of Eddie.

465
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Speaker 6: Better Remember you get the special Loser line NUMBERF you

466
00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:49,920
Speaker 6: text the word loser l O s E R to

467
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:52,119
Speaker 6: seven eighty five nine two. Give it out to someone

468
00:23:52,119 --> 00:23:55,520
Speaker 6: who does a perfect impression of an old school nineties

469
00:23:55,640 --> 00:23:57,760
Speaker 6: rock artist. So he could call us and leave us

470
00:23:57,760 --> 00:24:00,240
Speaker 6: an awkward voicemail. We could play for you voicemails like

471
00:24:00,280 --> 00:24:01,560
Speaker 6: this one.

472
00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:04,320
Speaker 12: Hey, Amelia Earhart.

473
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Speaker 10: I don't know if you remember me. This is Aviator

474
00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:15,560
Speaker 10: four two zero. We met the VR flight simulator game. Anyways, Uh,

475
00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:18,480
Speaker 10: you know, I I know we hit it off, and

476
00:24:19,760 --> 00:24:22,639
Speaker 10: I don't know know how to say this, but listen

477
00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:25,080
Speaker 10: if you want to continue what we were doing and

478
00:24:25,119 --> 00:24:27,240
Speaker 10: maybe just take it up to the next level. And

479
00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:30,280
Speaker 10: by the next level, I mean like a mile high up.

480
00:24:31,960 --> 00:24:33,960
Speaker 10: And I don't know if you, uh, the Mile High

481
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:37,000
Speaker 10: Club is a it's a when you're on a plane.

482
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:41,040
Speaker 10: It's like when you have kind of plane. Anyways, So

483
00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:45,679
Speaker 10: I don't know if you wanted to maybe meet up

484
00:24:45,840 --> 00:24:47,760
Speaker 10: and we can just kind of do like a a

485
00:24:47,760 --> 00:24:50,080
Speaker 10: one on one and you can just do it, you know,

486
00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:56,600
Speaker 10: privately in a in a VR setting, and you know,

487
00:24:56,720 --> 00:24:58,320
Speaker 10: I don't want to spoil it for you if you

488
00:24:58,320 --> 00:25:01,719
Speaker 10: don't know how it works, but you'll be pleasantly surprised.

489
00:25:03,080 --> 00:25:06,879
Speaker 10: I've done it before, but I didn't have anyone. Hell anyways,

490
00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:07,800
Speaker 10: let me know.

491
00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:14,040
Speaker 1: Oh God, does it count if it happens in virtual reality?

492
00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:18,520
Speaker 2: I don't know count if you have to explain in

493
00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:20,679
Speaker 2: detail what the Mile High Club is like.

494
00:25:20,840 --> 00:25:23,040
Speaker 6: You know it, bro, and saying that you did it

495
00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:26,920
Speaker 6: with yourself should not be a flex Trying to convince her.

496
00:25:26,720 --> 00:25:29,800
Speaker 1: To do it too real life, it gets you arrested.

497
00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:30,120
Speaker 8: Yeah.

498
00:25:31,840 --> 00:25:35,160
Speaker 14: Next, Hey, so this is the guy from the bar.

499
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Speaker 14: First of all, thank you for giving me a number.

500
00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:39,600
Speaker 6: Because every other girl I asked that.

501
00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:41,840
Speaker 14: I didn't give me the number. So, uh so I

502
00:25:41,880 --> 00:25:45,680
Speaker 14: guess you won. Uh just looking for looking for somebody

503
00:25:45,680 --> 00:25:47,720
Speaker 14: to hang out with. Look, if I'm gonna be honest

504
00:25:47,760 --> 00:25:50,240
Speaker 14: with you, because I believe in honesty. I just I

505
00:25:50,760 --> 00:25:53,440
Speaker 14: don't have a scooter, which is awesome during the summer

506
00:25:53,480 --> 00:25:54,240
Speaker 14: and spring months.

507
00:25:54,080 --> 00:25:56,400
Speaker 6: But in the winter it blows obviously.

508
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Speaker 14: But so I was looking for somebody if you wanted

509
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Speaker 14: to hang out, and I kind of take me to

510
00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:02,600
Speaker 14: you know, give me a right to work every day.

511
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Speaker 6: That'd be cool.

512
00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:04,000
Speaker 13: Uh.

513
00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:06,639
Speaker 14: And then like, there's no obligation of like doing anything

514
00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:07,919
Speaker 14: intimate unless you want to.

515
00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:09,600
Speaker 11: And then you know, I'll you.

516
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Speaker 13: Know, I'll consider it.

517
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Speaker 6: Uh and uh.

518
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Speaker 14: And then once a week, I have an action only league,

519
00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:17,080
Speaker 14: which you know.

520
00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:18,000
Speaker 13: I'm a professional.

521
00:26:18,040 --> 00:26:18,280
Speaker 7: I'm not.

522
00:26:18,359 --> 00:26:20,960
Speaker 6: I'm not some you know jabbroni that I have my.

523
00:26:20,920 --> 00:26:24,040
Speaker 13: Own acts, so we could do that, all right, you later?

524
00:26:24,119 --> 00:26:24,439
Speaker 13: All right.

525
00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:27,680
Speaker 6: I'm so glad that he said that, because I fully

526
00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:30,520
Speaker 6: did think he was a jabbroni until he mentioned that

527
00:26:30,560 --> 00:26:31,160
Speaker 6: he owned.

528
00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:34,440
Speaker 2: An act like a sugar daddy like arrangement without any

529
00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:35,840
Speaker 2: benefits for the girl at all.

530
00:26:35,840 --> 00:26:37,920
Speaker 1: Wait, yeah, you could use the schooner and summer.

531
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Speaker 6: Just right on the back of it.

532
00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:43,359
Speaker 4: He needs to approve that first stats for a ride

533
00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:45,600
Speaker 4: only on rainy days.

534
00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:48,520
Speaker 6: Remember, you can listen to Loser Line regularly at this

535
00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:50,399
Speaker 6: time every week, and you can hear it on the

536
00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:53,399
Speaker 6: Brook and Jeffery YouTube page. Yes, we do have a

537
00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:55,879
Speaker 6: YouTube page. Pretty cool and just like the thing on

538
00:26:55,920 --> 00:26:58,719
Speaker 6: Jose's back, it's growing bigger every single day.

539
00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:01,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'm also like our YouTube channel. I need

540
00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:03,840
Speaker 2: you to look at it for you go take a book.

541
00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:06,760
Speaker 6: That's a loser line. Phone taps coming up.

542
00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:09,199
Speaker 7: Next, frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

543
00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:11,600
Speaker 6: How many times a week do you turn on the

544
00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:14,960
Speaker 6: news and they have a report saying, Hey, this car

545
00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:18,240
Speaker 6: has a big recall on it. Be careful, make sure

546
00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:19,840
Speaker 6: to contact your local dealership.

547
00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:21,639
Speaker 4: I've actually had to take my car in for that,

548
00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:24,200
Speaker 4: like it was an airbag thing years.

549
00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:25,199
Speaker 15: Ago, my power spread.

550
00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:28,080
Speaker 6: It happens a lot. And how many times does it

551
00:27:28,119 --> 00:27:33,840
Speaker 6: have to do with a faulty glove compartment? None until now,

552
00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:38,040
Speaker 6: because Jose poses as a supervisor at a car dealership

553
00:27:38,040 --> 00:27:40,040
Speaker 6: and he calls a guy to tell him there's been

554
00:27:40,119 --> 00:27:43,959
Speaker 6: some issues lately with his car's glove box and if

555
00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:47,320
Speaker 6: it doesn't get fixed soon, bad stuff is gonna happen.

556
00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:50,040
Speaker 6: Oh no, I know. It sounds like a great phone

557
00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:50,600
Speaker 6: tap idea.

558
00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:52,800
Speaker 1: I'm really curious where this is going to.

559
00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:55,400
Speaker 6: Go, or maybe it's super lame. Let's just listen. It's

560
00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:59,920
Speaker 6: your phone tap right now. Another on the twenty.

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00:28:02,600 --> 00:28:06,560
Speaker 2: Hello, Hey, this is rod phantasm from the dealership. This

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Speaker 2: is Charles.

563
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Speaker 13: It is that's fun.

564
00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:12,560
Speaker 2: Hey, Charles, how's it going. I'm just following up in

565
00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:14,080
Speaker 2: our notes. It says you picked up one of our

566
00:28:14,119 --> 00:28:16,760
Speaker 2: newer R models a couple of weeks ago. How's that

567
00:28:16,840 --> 00:28:17,320
Speaker 2: been for you?

568
00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:21,879
Speaker 13: So far, so good, no complaints. Is a nice ride?

569
00:28:22,119 --> 00:28:24,600
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, so it hasn't caught on fire yet?

570
00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:28,920
Speaker 13: No, it has it?

571
00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:32,760
Speaker 2: Okay, No, No, I'm just kidding.

572
00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:34,520
Speaker 5: I mean kinda.

573
00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:37,760
Speaker 15: Okay, what do you mean kind of? You get you

574
00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:39,720
Speaker 15: can't just say kind of and then not say anything.

575
00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:40,520
Speaker 15: What do you mean kind of?

576
00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:40,880
Speaker 5: No?

577
00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:43,720
Speaker 2: I just mean, like, you know, we technically did just

578
00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:46,080
Speaker 2: have a recall, and I have to tell you that

579
00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:48,920
Speaker 2: apparently twelve percent of the cars in your model have

580
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Speaker 2: a defect.

581
00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:53,920
Speaker 15: Okay, continue, please you keep sorry.

582
00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:54,960
Speaker 2: I apologize.

583
00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:56,480
Speaker 5: It's it's not a big deal.

584
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Speaker 2: The glove compartment just doesn't lock all the way like

585
00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:03,560
Speaker 2: it's like kind of like you know that's mean jiggling

586
00:29:03,600 --> 00:29:05,720
Speaker 2: on my desk because it is.

587
00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:09,080
Speaker 13: Yeah, No, I got the reference.

588
00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:11,600
Speaker 2: You you know what a jiggle sounds like? Okay, just

589
00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:13,800
Speaker 2: it'll jiggle a little and it may pop open.

590
00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:16,840
Speaker 15: Okay, Well what you said it before?

591
00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:18,280
Speaker 13: I thought it was gonna be serious.

592
00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:22,240
Speaker 2: Even Look, if you're okay with the possibly jiggly glove compartment,

593
00:29:22,320 --> 00:29:24,959
Speaker 2: then you're okay, with releasing us from all liability.

594
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:25,360
Speaker 12: Correct.

595
00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:27,560
Speaker 2: By the way, I am recording this phone call.

596
00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:31,600
Speaker 15: If you're asking for me to release liability on the

597
00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:34,440
Speaker 15: shaky glove compartment, that's fine.

598
00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:36,479
Speaker 13: I have zero concerns about that.

599
00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:40,440
Speaker 2: Okay, great? And oh the other part and by the way,

600
00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:44,280
Speaker 2: I'm not recording this, but thirty five people have died

601
00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:46,680
Speaker 2: from this car model's glove compartment catching on fire.

602
00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:49,880
Speaker 13: Wait what Yeah.

603
00:29:49,480 --> 00:29:53,280
Speaker 2: Like huge explosions. You ever seen those gender reveals gone

604
00:29:53,280 --> 00:29:54,080
Speaker 2: wrong on the news?

605
00:29:54,320 --> 00:29:54,480
Speaker 8: Wait?

606
00:29:54,520 --> 00:29:55,160
Speaker 5: Imagine that?

607
00:29:55,280 --> 00:29:56,400
Speaker 2: But with car parts?

608
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Speaker 13: Are you kidding me? Right now?

609
00:29:58,680 --> 00:30:01,120
Speaker 2: I'm just glad that we're not liable if something happens

610
00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:01,720
Speaker 2: with you.

611
00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:06,600
Speaker 15: No, I released you from liability over a shaky, jiggly,

612
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:10,880
Speaker 15: partially noisy glove compartment, not about Yeah, Well.

613
00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:13,160
Speaker 2: The part that I didn't get to was that it

614
00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:16,760
Speaker 2: jiggles because the engineers accidentally put a bunch of electrical

615
00:30:16,760 --> 00:30:19,360
Speaker 2: wires through it. So if you close it a little

616
00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:22,040
Speaker 2: bit too hard, it literally explodes.

617
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Speaker 15: I don't like your matter of fact tone about potentially

618
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Speaker 15: me dying in this car that I just purchased.

619
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Speaker 2: Well, to be fair, I did ask you if your

620
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Speaker 2: car is caught on fire, yet, do you remember that

621
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Speaker 2: the start of the conversation is one of the first.

622
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Speaker 15: Things I remember, Dude, I thought you were joking. So

623
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Speaker 15: if it yeah, oh, if this is real, I need

624
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Speaker 15: for you to fix this asap.

625
00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:46,840
Speaker 2: Absolutely, that's just going to be a nine hundred dollars

626
00:30:46,920 --> 00:30:49,280
Speaker 2: charge and then we will fix that. I'll take good care.

627
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Speaker 13: Nine hundred dollars.

628
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Speaker 6: Who well, remember.

629
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Speaker 2: You you just released us from liability, sir, so that

630
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Speaker 2: means you void the warranty. And this is an out

631
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Speaker 2: of pocket.

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Speaker 15: All right, what you're doing right now scam. First you're recording,

633
00:31:02,880 --> 00:31:06,760
Speaker 15: then you're not recording, and now magically, out of thin air,

634
00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:09,320
Speaker 15: I have to pay a nine hundred dollars charge for

635
00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:11,800
Speaker 15: you to pick a vehicle that you sold to me

636
00:31:11,840 --> 00:31:12,640
Speaker 15: that has a defeate.

637
00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:15,560
Speaker 2: Well, technically the vehicle is great. It's just the glove

638
00:31:15,560 --> 00:31:16,600
Speaker 2: compartment that's deadly.

639
00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:20,400
Speaker 15: You just told me not even twenty seconds ago, that

640
00:31:20,520 --> 00:31:22,600
Speaker 15: this glove compartment could explode.

641
00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:23,880
Speaker 6: I know you're upset.

642
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:28,080
Speaker 2: I am more concerned about your safety than anything else here. Well,

643
00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:30,760
Speaker 2: why don't you just be very careful, don't touch the

644
00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:32,840
Speaker 2: glove compartment in any way, don't even.

645
00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:33,280
Speaker 13: Look at it.

646
00:31:34,080 --> 00:31:36,400
Speaker 2: Just avoid all the speed bumps. We did have a

647
00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:38,960
Speaker 2: couple of incidences where drivers were named in a school zone.

648
00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:41,240
Speaker 13: Hey hey, it's Rod right, how about that.

649
00:31:41,320 --> 00:31:42,520
Speaker 2: You Rod phantasm?

650
00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:45,680
Speaker 15: How about you take this falsey glove compartment is, stick

651
00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:48,000
Speaker 15: it up yours and let it explode there.

652
00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:50,440
Speaker 2: I've actually done something similar to this in Thailand.

653
00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:51,360
Speaker 13: I'm sure you have.

654
00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:53,040
Speaker 15: That's all I thought. It was right up your alley.

655
00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:57,960
Speaker 15: So first off, go yourself. Second off, get your supervisor

656
00:31:58,000 --> 00:31:58,560
Speaker 15: on the phone.

657
00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:00,840
Speaker 13: This is this is unacceptable.

658
00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:03,440
Speaker 2: Look I would put my supervisor on the phone, but

659
00:32:03,520 --> 00:32:03,840
Speaker 2: he was.

660
00:32:03,840 --> 00:32:04,680
Speaker 6: Actually in charge.

661
00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:08,480
Speaker 13: If if you're about to say something really stupid, don't

662
00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:08,760
Speaker 13: do it.

663
00:32:08,800 --> 00:32:11,000
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna say something stupid. I'm gonna give you

664
00:32:11,040 --> 00:32:11,520
Speaker 2: a fact.

665
00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:12,160
Speaker 7: Rod.

666
00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:15,880
Speaker 15: So my supervisor something that's about to piss me off

667
00:32:16,080 --> 00:32:17,640
Speaker 15: one and I already am it's not.

668
00:32:18,280 --> 00:32:20,800
Speaker 2: My supervisor was in charge of fixing the glove compartments

669
00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:22,440
Speaker 2: and now he's in the hospital because one of them

670
00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:23,760
Speaker 2: jiggled too hard and it blew up.

671
00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:28,240
Speaker 13: All right, what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna come up there. Obviously,

672
00:32:28,320 --> 00:32:29,480
Speaker 13: I'm not gonna drive the car.

673
00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:32,400
Speaker 5: No, don't say what you're gonna say. You're gonna regret this.

674
00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:34,720
Speaker 15: No, no, No, I'm not gonna regret anything.

675
00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:35,920
Speaker 5: What brother?

676
00:32:36,320 --> 00:32:36,360
Speaker 7: What?

677
00:32:37,200 --> 00:32:38,200
Speaker 13: What? Rod?

678
00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:41,920
Speaker 15: What could you possibly say to make anything better?

679
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:42,440
Speaker 13: Right now?

680
00:32:42,640 --> 00:32:45,440
Speaker 2: My name is Jose Bolano's I work for Brick and

681
00:32:45,520 --> 00:32:46,440
Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the morning.

682
00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:49,360
Speaker 15: I need more contact than that because I'm pretty boiling

683
00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:49,760
Speaker 15: right now.

684
00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:52,360
Speaker 5: No, okay, I'll give you more context.

685
00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:54,880
Speaker 2: Look, this is a prank phone call, and your sister

686
00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:56,040
Speaker 2: Helene sent you up.

687
00:32:56,360 --> 00:32:58,240
Speaker 13: What she wanted to play a joke on you.

688
00:32:58,320 --> 00:33:02,040
Speaker 2: She said, it's an awesome ride.

689
00:33:02,800 --> 00:33:06,880
Speaker 13: I'm so sorry you don't understand. I am saking pretty much.

690
00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:07,440
Speaker 13: I'm saking.

691
00:33:07,760 --> 00:33:10,360
Speaker 5: No, she said, you gave her a ride.

692
00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:12,280
Speaker 2: You just got your new car, You gave her ride.

693
00:33:12,360 --> 00:33:14,160
Speaker 2: She absolutely loves it, and she's proud of you.

694
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:15,360
Speaker 13: Jealous.

695
00:33:15,640 --> 00:33:17,400
Speaker 6: Oh my god.

696
00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:21,400
Speaker 7: Week up every morning was Foom Tabs weekday mornings on

697
00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:24,080
Speaker 7: the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

698
00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:29,080
Speaker 6: Alexis. If a guy says to you, hey, girl, you

699
00:33:29,120 --> 00:33:31,000
Speaker 6: should come back to my place so I could show

700
00:33:31,040 --> 00:33:35,680
Speaker 6: you my special talent, that's what he sounds like. What

701
00:33:35,720 --> 00:33:40,280
Speaker 6: are the odds that dude actually has anything remotely talented

702
00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:41,440
Speaker 6: about him?

703
00:33:41,560 --> 00:33:42,080
Speaker 5: Very low?

704
00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:44,800
Speaker 6: You're still going over to his house?

705
00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:48,120
Speaker 1: Hey, I have to find out right.

706
00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:50,760
Speaker 6: But you're almost sure. But today we may have found

707
00:33:50,800 --> 00:33:53,880
Speaker 6: the one exception because one of our listeners convinced his

708
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:56,000
Speaker 6: date to come back with him to show off his

709
00:33:56,440 --> 00:33:59,280
Speaker 6: unique skill, and when he told us what it was,

710
00:33:59,440 --> 00:34:05,560
Speaker 6: Brooke immediately begged him for picks. It really is an

711
00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:08,960
Speaker 6: unusual behavior for Brooke with strange men to ask for picks,

712
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:12,160
Speaker 6: but this time it actually is a very unique skill.

713
00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:15,160
Speaker 6: You're gonna hear what it is in your second date update.

714
00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:21,680
Speaker 6: Right after this second Date update, I was curious recently

715
00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:25,520
Speaker 6: and googled how to get your first date back to

716
00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:26,160
Speaker 6: your house?

717
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:31,120
Speaker 4: What bro And that sounds tricky, like you're trying to

718
00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:32,200
Speaker 4: trick them into it too.

719
00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:33,839
Speaker 6: Then I had to go back and add the word

720
00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:37,839
Speaker 6: willingly thank you. A bunch of other stuff came up

721
00:34:37,880 --> 00:34:41,080
Speaker 6: with portals to the dark web, so I was like, yeah, really,

722
00:34:41,160 --> 00:34:42,800
Speaker 6: probably shouldn't go that route.

723
00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:43,960
Speaker 5: You mean to keep talking?

724
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:46,759
Speaker 1: And he did that on a work computer too, didn't you?

725
00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:49,640
Speaker 6: I did, Yeah, gosh, khr wants to come at me,

726
00:34:49,719 --> 00:34:51,640
Speaker 6: Go find me somewhere else. But there's a lot of

727
00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:54,320
Speaker 6: ideas online once you put in the correct search about

728
00:34:54,560 --> 00:34:57,319
Speaker 6: grabbing coffee or drinks at a bar, close to where

729
00:34:57,360 --> 00:35:02,160
Speaker 6: you live, easy, or tell them about a pet at

730
00:35:02,160 --> 00:35:05,719
Speaker 6: home that you'd really love to introduce to me. You

731
00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:08,520
Speaker 6: have to have a pet, though, that's true. Make sure

732
00:35:08,520 --> 00:35:09,760
Speaker 6: that you're checking all those boxes.

733
00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:12,640
Speaker 5: It's a pet lamp in the morning.

734
00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:15,640
Speaker 6: But apparently none of that is better than what our listener,

735
00:35:15,719 --> 00:35:18,920
Speaker 6: Kevin says he did. He told his date about a

736
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:22,279
Speaker 6: hobby and I don't even know what it is, but

737
00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:25,400
Speaker 6: apparently it convinced her to go home with him to

738
00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:28,200
Speaker 6: check out his place. So let's learn about it, Kevin,

739
00:35:28,239 --> 00:35:29,000
Speaker 6: Welcome to the show.

740
00:35:29,560 --> 00:35:33,120
Speaker 4: Hey, guys, excited to hear about what your hobby is?

741
00:35:33,239 --> 00:35:33,560
Speaker 1: Kevin?

742
00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:36,640
Speaker 6: Yeah, Well, why don't we go back to the beginning.

743
00:35:36,640 --> 00:35:39,040
Speaker 6: Tell us about the woman that you met. What's her name?

744
00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:41,560
Speaker 12: Yeah, her name is Meadow. She's really cool.

745
00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:42,240
Speaker 6: Meadow.

746
00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:45,760
Speaker 1: Did you guys meet on a dating app? Kevin?

747
00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:47,480
Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah, we definitely did.

748
00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:50,040
Speaker 6: Yep, a dark web dating app or one of the

749
00:35:50,080 --> 00:35:55,959
Speaker 6: normal web dating apps is a cute place to meet.

750
00:35:56,480 --> 00:35:58,840
Speaker 4: So all right, how are you feeling about meeting up

751
00:35:58,880 --> 00:36:00,719
Speaker 4: with her before you guys saw each other?

752
00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:03,560
Speaker 12: Yeah, I mean she's awesome. I mean we both like

753
00:36:03,719 --> 00:36:07,840
Speaker 12: coseplay and or the rings. You know, she's got a

754
00:36:07,840 --> 00:36:08,600
Speaker 12: similar interest.

755
00:36:08,640 --> 00:36:10,239
Speaker 6: So so what did you guys do for your date?

756
00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:13,280
Speaker 12: Yeah, we we decided we were going to go catch

757
00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:15,759
Speaker 12: some drinks and we did and we hung out there

758
00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:19,040
Speaker 12: for a while. Wasn't it too far from where I lived?

759
00:36:19,239 --> 00:36:22,920
Speaker 1: And was that way? Was that planned by you? Kevin?

760
00:36:23,960 --> 00:36:27,360
Speaker 12: Well? It certainly was easy to get there and easy

761
00:36:27,360 --> 00:36:30,360
Speaker 12: to get back. Should it go that way?

762
00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:33,359
Speaker 6: Such a politician?

763
00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:35,359
Speaker 8: Yes?

764
00:36:35,640 --> 00:36:38,920
Speaker 6: Me, all right? So what's this hobby that you brought

765
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:40,640
Speaker 6: up that convinced her to go back with you?

766
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:42,719
Speaker 12: It's really cool. I don't know if you're big on

767
00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:46,680
Speaker 12: TikTok or whatnot, but there's a trend happening right now

768
00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:47,880
Speaker 12: called fridge skaping.

769
00:36:48,760 --> 00:36:49,200
Speaker 1: Are you guys?

770
00:36:49,719 --> 00:36:51,759
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I know.

771
00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:52,520
Speaker 1: Fridge scaping.

772
00:36:52,640 --> 00:36:55,240
Speaker 4: It's like a playoff of landscaping because it's like making

773
00:36:55,320 --> 00:36:57,480
Speaker 4: your fridge inside.

774
00:36:57,600 --> 00:36:59,320
Speaker 1: Yes, the inside looks so beautiful.

775
00:36:59,320 --> 00:37:01,960
Speaker 4: Were you like all of your vegetables in an open

776
00:37:01,960 --> 00:37:04,759
Speaker 4: contater and you make your ears of people do like

777
00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:07,160
Speaker 4: the soda rack shelves and they're all organized by color.

778
00:37:07,239 --> 00:37:10,640
Speaker 6: No, it's more than that. Like you put flowers sometimes

779
00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:14,879
Speaker 6: in photos and they're like, it's cool, but it is

780
00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:18,760
Speaker 6: like no offense, a little bit weird. Kevin, that weird

781
00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:20,880
Speaker 6: because you're not You're not putting any actual food in

782
00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:21,279
Speaker 6: your fridge.

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Speaker 4: Just if you find a single man that doesn't have

784
00:37:24,360 --> 00:37:27,760
Speaker 4: just an old slice of pizza in his fridge, you're winning.

785
00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:30,000
Speaker 6: Kevin, Kevin, why why did you do it? What made

786
00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:31,040
Speaker 6: you want a fridge escape?

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Speaker 12: Well, like, I am a huge fan of Lord of

788
00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:35,960
Speaker 12: the Rings. Like, as I mentioned, a lot of my

789
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:37,960
Speaker 12: house is pretty decked out. I'm like, why am I

790
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:40,040
Speaker 12: stopping at my fridge?

791
00:37:40,719 --> 00:37:40,960
Speaker 10: You know?

792
00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:43,360
Speaker 4: So, wait, is there a Lord of the Rings theme

793
00:37:43,520 --> 00:37:44,640
Speaker 4: to your fridge scaping?

794
00:37:45,239 --> 00:37:48,080
Speaker 12: Kind of? It's like kind of like Rivendale and Lord

795
00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:49,960
Speaker 12: of the Rings. One of the things I dated. I

796
00:37:49,960 --> 00:37:52,840
Speaker 12: found this hydraulic pump that like I created a waterfall

797
00:37:52,880 --> 00:37:57,920
Speaker 12: that kind of runs over my fresh Yeah, it just

798
00:37:58,000 --> 00:37:59,400
Speaker 12: helps rejuvenate the fruit.

799
00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:02,600
Speaker 1: I would for sure go back to see that a guy.

800
00:38:03,880 --> 00:38:06,239
Speaker 4: All I have is a carrot crisper where I put

801
00:38:06,280 --> 00:38:08,600
Speaker 4: my carrots in water water mill.

802
00:38:08,840 --> 00:38:11,160
Speaker 6: Yeah, you need an eye of Sauron at the top.

803
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:13,880
Speaker 12: Blinking not in my fraid he is not welcome.

804
00:38:14,040 --> 00:38:16,319
Speaker 6: Okay, this is just the good parts of the Lord

805
00:38:16,320 --> 00:38:17,080
Speaker 6: of the Rings gown.

806
00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:19,359
Speaker 1: No wonder she would go back to your house any

807
00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:20,400
Speaker 1: of us would wow.

808
00:38:20,719 --> 00:38:23,040
Speaker 6: So, yeah, you brought this up to her before you

809
00:38:23,120 --> 00:38:24,040
Speaker 6: went back to your place.

810
00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:26,759
Speaker 12: Yeah, she was like totally. I'll see that she loved

811
00:38:26,760 --> 00:38:30,040
Speaker 12: the waterfall. And then I also built this like treehouse

812
00:38:30,120 --> 00:38:32,520
Speaker 12: that has like a nest that the eggs actually did in.

813
00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:39,960
Speaker 6: What are you sure that she liked it, like for real?

814
00:38:40,120 --> 00:38:42,480
Speaker 6: Or was she just being like, oh okay, this is

815
00:38:42,760 --> 00:38:44,680
Speaker 6: I mean it sounds like a lot like a.

816
00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:47,400
Speaker 4: Big How could a fridge like this be a turnoff? No,

817
00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:51,120
Speaker 4: the woman's into cosplay it.

818
00:38:51,280 --> 00:38:53,759
Speaker 1: It sounds like, I mean, what do you think, Kevin.

819
00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:56,279
Speaker 12: That's the thing. Honestly, I mean I thought she was

820
00:38:56,320 --> 00:38:58,600
Speaker 12: like into it. We were there for like twenty thirty minutes,

821
00:38:58,640 --> 00:39:01,360
Speaker 12: like looking at everything and even let her kind of

822
00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:03,680
Speaker 12: rearrange stuff. And I don't let anybody mess with my

823
00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:04,360
Speaker 12: art usually.

824
00:39:04,480 --> 00:39:06,960
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, well, she's probably just trying to find some

825
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:08,960
Speaker 6: actual food in there that she can eat that's not

826
00:39:09,040 --> 00:39:09,880
Speaker 6: part of the decoration.

827
00:39:10,160 --> 00:39:12,640
Speaker 12: Well, I mean he placed it nicely. It looked good

828
00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:14,800
Speaker 12: what she did. I was like, okay, yeah, I approved.

829
00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:16,480
Speaker 7: That.

830
00:39:17,239 --> 00:39:19,400
Speaker 5: I ever read a question does it smell okay?

831
00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:22,399
Speaker 12: Like yeah, you have to be you have to be.

832
00:39:22,080 --> 00:39:26,360
Speaker 4: With it due this immediately signals a man who has clean.

833
00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:29,480
Speaker 1: Sheets, okay, a man who is put.

834
00:39:29,239 --> 00:39:32,200
Speaker 4: Together, who's on time for dates, Like, I feel like

835
00:39:32,280 --> 00:39:33,480
Speaker 4: that would be a good thing.

836
00:39:33,520 --> 00:39:34,359
Speaker 1: I bet for her.

837
00:39:35,560 --> 00:39:37,880
Speaker 6: Sure, Brooke, I could see you being like best friends

838
00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:40,440
Speaker 6: with this guy. I don't know if that means that

839
00:39:40,520 --> 00:39:45,120
Speaker 6: you necessarily Yeah, if it's the most romantic sort of time.

840
00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:48,120
Speaker 4: He puts into this on the fridge is getting more

841
00:39:48,160 --> 00:39:49,240
Speaker 4: attention than New Alexis?

842
00:39:49,360 --> 00:39:53,560
Speaker 6: Yeah, am I getting taken to Wade Kevin? Do you

843
00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:55,440
Speaker 6: think that could be a possibility.

844
00:39:55,680 --> 00:39:57,640
Speaker 12: I mean, that's kind of what I'm wondering. But like

845
00:39:57,920 --> 00:40:00,200
Speaker 12: she seemed like she was like in all like you

846
00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:03,880
Speaker 12: the pressed, and like we we went watch a movie.

847
00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:07,000
Speaker 12: We watched The Lord of the Rings only to like

848
00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:09,319
Speaker 12: twenty thirty minutes. And that's the thing. I'm like. She

849
00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:11,080
Speaker 12: said she was tired, and I was like, oh crap,

850
00:40:11,160 --> 00:40:13,359
Speaker 12: did I you know, did I overdo it?

851
00:40:13,560 --> 00:40:15,960
Speaker 6: Well, you both already watched that movie, so it's.

852
00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:18,520
Speaker 5: Like, yeah, half hours.

853
00:40:18,560 --> 00:40:22,200
Speaker 6: I mean, dating is tough, and even when you fridge

854
00:40:22,239 --> 00:40:25,359
Speaker 6: scape as well as you possibly can, sometimes women still

855
00:40:25,360 --> 00:40:26,040
Speaker 6: aren't impressed.

856
00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:28,120
Speaker 2: Hey, but even if she doesn't like you, buddy, you

857
00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:29,560
Speaker 2: got a girl back to your house.

858
00:40:29,600 --> 00:40:30,879
Speaker 1: You spend great time with her.

859
00:40:31,040 --> 00:40:31,960
Speaker 5: Everything was fun.

860
00:40:32,160 --> 00:40:33,680
Speaker 4: I know we're supposed to get him another date, but

861
00:40:33,719 --> 00:40:35,160
Speaker 4: all I want is pictures of this frest.

862
00:40:35,200 --> 00:40:36,000
Speaker 5: I don't want to.

863
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:38,239
Speaker 6: Ye, brook might even want to hire you after this

864
00:40:38,320 --> 00:40:39,520
Speaker 6: to fridge escape for her.

865
00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:41,080
Speaker 5: She wants a mass potato mountain.

866
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Speaker 6: We're gonna come up with some ideas for Brooks fridge scaping,

867
00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:48,520
Speaker 6: but in the meantime, let's call Meadow for you and

868
00:40:48,640 --> 00:40:50,960
Speaker 6: try and get some answers when we do your second

869
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:52,400
Speaker 6: date update right after this.

870
00:40:52,520 --> 00:40:56,240
Speaker 12: Okay, cool, thanks guys, hold on second date update.

871
00:40:57,440 --> 00:41:01,040
Speaker 6: When you think about the top qualities women look for

872
00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:05,960
Speaker 6: in a man, there's confidence, kindness, Oh yes, the ability

873
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:08,799
Speaker 6: to turn the inside of a fridge into an exact

874
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:13,600
Speaker 6: replica of Middle Earth with a working waterfall to keep

875
00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:19,960
Speaker 6: your vegetables fresh. Unbelievable, not exaggerating, because one of our listeners, Kevin,

876
00:41:20,480 --> 00:41:22,480
Speaker 6: is actually doing just that.

877
00:41:22,840 --> 00:41:23,520
Speaker 5: Seriously.

878
00:41:23,719 --> 00:41:26,120
Speaker 6: He's into fridge scaping, which, if you didn't know, is

879
00:41:26,120 --> 00:41:29,319
Speaker 6: where you decorate the inside of your fridge with flowers

880
00:41:29,360 --> 00:41:32,000
Speaker 6: and pictures and all sorts of beautiful things.

881
00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:34,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, don't make it sound so mundane.

882
00:41:34,760 --> 00:41:38,200
Speaker 6: Well not by Kevin's exit to a whole new level

883
00:41:38,280 --> 00:41:41,400
Speaker 6: with a Lord of the Rings theme, because he loves

884
00:41:41,440 --> 00:41:44,239
Speaker 6: that trilogy. And that's how we got a woman named

885
00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:47,000
Speaker 6: Meadow to come back to his place to check it out.

886
00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:50,520
Speaker 1: Yes, who wouldn't wow, Oh takes place to see it.

887
00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:53,879
Speaker 6: I seriously, who wouldn't want to do that? Yes?

888
00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:54,319
Speaker 1: Who would?

889
00:41:54,600 --> 00:41:56,240
Speaker 5: Meto right now on the radio.

890
00:41:56,320 --> 00:41:58,640
Speaker 6: Thing is it didn't last very long because twenty minutes

891
00:41:58,640 --> 00:42:01,200
Speaker 6: into watching the Lord of the Rings movie, she bailed

892
00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:05,200
Speaker 6: and has not been staying in contact with him since then.

893
00:42:05,239 --> 00:42:07,600
Speaker 6: We're trying to help him figure out why.

894
00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:11,440
Speaker 4: Wait, Kevin, we never asked, are you on social media

895
00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:12,320
Speaker 4: with your fridge?

896
00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:13,000
Speaker 11: Oh?

897
00:42:13,080 --> 00:42:16,920
Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah, I post it quite a bit. Like honestly,

898
00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:18,759
Speaker 12: it brings a lot of people, quite a bit of joy,

899
00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:19,960
Speaker 12: Like gets lots of like.

900
00:42:21,760 --> 00:42:23,120
Speaker 1: Do you know if she followed you?

901
00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:24,400
Speaker 12: She hasn't.

902
00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:29,000
Speaker 1: Oh that's disappointed, rude. Yeah, because I can guarantee she

903
00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:31,440
Speaker 1: found it. Yeah, this is kind of.

904
00:42:31,360 --> 00:42:33,680
Speaker 2: A side off note. Do I have permission to call

905
00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:34,760
Speaker 2: her your precious?

906
00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:35,520
Speaker 5: For you?

907
00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:38,799
Speaker 12: I hope I get to that place.

908
00:42:40,719 --> 00:42:44,080
Speaker 6: The cosplay? All right, we'll use it as a last

909
00:42:44,080 --> 00:42:47,880
Speaker 6: resort if everything's going south. We'll bring Snegel into the equation.

910
00:42:47,960 --> 00:42:49,440
Speaker 5: I don't know if I could do a good Snegel.

911
00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:51,600
Speaker 6: Nobody, nobody charms like Schnegel does.

912
00:42:52,080 --> 00:42:54,359
Speaker 1: Okay, I mean that is the biggest turn off.

913
00:42:55,880 --> 00:42:58,560
Speaker 6: Let's plan B. Let's start by reaching out to Meadow.

914
00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:02,000
Speaker 6: Hopefully she paid her phone and bill and answers.

915
00:43:01,920 --> 00:43:03,480
Speaker 1: But we need a weird thing to say.

916
00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:04,799
Speaker 5: You're word on her phone?

917
00:43:05,920 --> 00:43:08,520
Speaker 1: Why are you gonna got a money shamer in this economy?

918
00:43:08,840 --> 00:43:11,239
Speaker 6: Who knows? I need to say quiet here, Kevin until

919
00:43:11,239 --> 00:43:12,880
Speaker 6: we find out what's going on with her, and then

920
00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:15,120
Speaker 6: you can jump in. All right, okay, cool, all right?

921
00:43:16,360 --> 00:43:16,719
Speaker 6: Right now?

922
00:43:27,480 --> 00:43:27,760
Speaker 12: Hello?

923
00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:29,520
Speaker 6: Hey is this Meadow?

924
00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:32,120
Speaker 12: Yeah?

925
00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:32,520
Speaker 6: What's up?

926
00:43:32,560 --> 00:43:32,759
Speaker 11: Metal?

927
00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:34,560
Speaker 6: You're on the radio right now with a show called

928
00:43:34,560 --> 00:43:35,680
Speaker 6: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

929
00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:38,239
Speaker 1: Hey, Meadow, the whole shows here.

930
00:43:38,320 --> 00:43:40,439
Speaker 6: How you doing Hi?

931
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:42,240
Speaker 16: This is kind of weird.

932
00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:44,160
Speaker 6: Oh, don't say that.

933
00:43:45,160 --> 00:43:47,839
Speaker 4: I mean I would be a radio station called me

934
00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:49,600
Speaker 4: and I work at a radio answer.

935
00:43:50,719 --> 00:43:52,879
Speaker 6: No, for real, we're a radio show and we're doing

936
00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:56,240
Speaker 6: a segment called a second Date Update, and we're hoping

937
00:43:56,280 --> 00:43:58,759
Speaker 6: to get some answers from one of our listeners that

938
00:43:58,840 --> 00:44:00,359
Speaker 6: you went out with named Heaven.

939
00:44:01,600 --> 00:44:07,399
Speaker 16: Oh okay, Ken, Yeah, no, I remember Kevin?

940
00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:09,000
Speaker 7: Yeah, we went on a date.

941
00:44:09,560 --> 00:44:12,600
Speaker 4: Right, What did you think about him?

942
00:44:13,040 --> 00:44:15,400
Speaker 6: I mean he was really sweet.

943
00:44:15,960 --> 00:44:18,279
Speaker 16: He was like a nice guy, you know, easy to

944
00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:23,399
Speaker 16: talk to, really clean, like organized, more than most guys

945
00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:23,719
Speaker 16: I date.

946
00:44:23,760 --> 00:44:25,279
Speaker 12: You know, it's like hard to find a normal guy.

947
00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:28,120
Speaker 1: Oh, anyone that can fridge escape, right.

948
00:44:28,280 --> 00:44:31,840
Speaker 6: Yeah, we heard about the fact that he decorated the

949
00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:33,800
Speaker 6: inside of his fridge with like a Lord of the

950
00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:36,200
Speaker 6: Rings theme, and it sounded like you thought that was

951
00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:36,759
Speaker 6: pretty cool.

952
00:44:37,719 --> 00:44:38,000
Speaker 10: Yeah.

953
00:44:38,040 --> 00:44:42,319
Speaker 16: I had a feeling he had probably mentioned that to you.

954
00:44:42,360 --> 00:44:44,000
Speaker 1: Tell us about it from your perspective.

955
00:44:44,840 --> 00:44:47,920
Speaker 16: I mean it was beautiful, like he's very talented. I

956
00:44:47,920 --> 00:44:49,840
Speaker 16: mean it was really impressed.

957
00:44:49,960 --> 00:44:50,920
Speaker 5: Better than I imagine.

958
00:44:51,120 --> 00:44:52,440
Speaker 1: So it didn't weird you out at all.

959
00:44:52,880 --> 00:44:55,400
Speaker 16: It didn't weird me out. I just I felt like

960
00:44:56,320 --> 00:44:59,080
Speaker 16: it could become a thing that could be an issue

961
00:44:59,120 --> 00:45:01,560
Speaker 16: for us in the future, just because it like already

962
00:45:01,640 --> 00:45:03,919
Speaker 16: kind of was an issue that first night.

963
00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:05,359
Speaker 1: What do you mean that night?

964
00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:06,759
Speaker 6: What are you talking about?

965
00:45:07,080 --> 00:45:10,040
Speaker 16: So, so he showed me the fridge, it was like,

966
00:45:10,120 --> 00:45:10,680
Speaker 16: really cool.

967
00:45:10,719 --> 00:45:11,040
Speaker 1: I was.

968
00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:13,040
Speaker 16: I was really into it, which I did not expect

969
00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:13,959
Speaker 16: to be as into it as.

970
00:45:13,840 --> 00:45:15,640
Speaker 12: I was, because you know, it could be weird, but

971
00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:16,160
Speaker 12: it wasn't.

972
00:45:17,320 --> 00:45:19,799
Speaker 16: And then I asked to go to the bathroom and

973
00:45:19,880 --> 00:45:23,880
Speaker 16: there was no toilet paper there, and he let me

974
00:45:23,920 --> 00:45:27,719
Speaker 16: know he was running low. But he had a roll

975
00:45:27,719 --> 00:45:29,440
Speaker 16: of toilet paper in the fridge. I saw he was

976
00:45:29,520 --> 00:45:32,400
Speaker 16: using it for like a hob at home, and I

977
00:45:32,400 --> 00:45:34,600
Speaker 16: mean it was it was cool, and he had like

978
00:45:34,680 --> 00:45:38,760
Speaker 16: fruit and vegetables leaning against it. It was like very intricate.

979
00:45:38,960 --> 00:45:40,359
Speaker 6: That was the only toilet paper he had.

980
00:45:40,719 --> 00:45:43,160
Speaker 16: Yeah, that's the thing. Like I asked him. I was like, okay, well,

981
00:45:43,239 --> 00:45:44,640
Speaker 16: can I just use the one in the fridge? I

982
00:45:44,680 --> 00:45:47,360
Speaker 16: saw there was one in the fridge, and he offered

983
00:45:47,360 --> 00:45:49,600
Speaker 16: me a rag. He was like, can you just use

984
00:45:49,640 --> 00:45:55,759
Speaker 16: this rag instead? Now I was totally grossed out. It

985
00:45:55,840 --> 00:45:59,000
Speaker 16: was I was like, I'm not doing that. And then

986
00:45:59,160 --> 00:46:01,520
Speaker 16: he was like, okay, well I guess you can use it.

987
00:46:01,560 --> 00:46:05,080
Speaker 16: So he like make this big to do about unassembling.

988
00:46:04,320 --> 00:46:05,319
Speaker 12: That gave me this like.

989
00:46:07,120 --> 00:46:08,960
Speaker 6: No, it was so awkward.

990
00:46:09,080 --> 00:46:10,880
Speaker 16: It just like ruined everything. And I was like, this

991
00:46:10,920 --> 00:46:12,319
Speaker 16: is their first dat doesn't he want to make a

992
00:46:12,320 --> 00:46:15,360
Speaker 16: good impression? And then he prioritizes the fridge over me

993
00:46:15,600 --> 00:46:17,080
Speaker 16: being comfortable.

994
00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:19,120
Speaker 4: Like you no, but he thinks of himself as an artist,

995
00:46:19,320 --> 00:46:23,080
Speaker 4: you know, like it. It's hard as an artist to

996
00:46:23,200 --> 00:46:24,000
Speaker 4: change something.

997
00:46:26,440 --> 00:46:28,719
Speaker 16: I wasn't going to use the whole thing. He took

998
00:46:28,760 --> 00:46:30,560
Speaker 16: it back and put it back in the fridge after there.

999
00:46:30,600 --> 00:46:34,480
Speaker 6: I didn't want to put used toilet paper in the fridge.

1000
00:46:34,840 --> 00:46:36,360
Speaker 1: That's actually kind of gross, don't.

1001
00:46:36,239 --> 00:46:38,600
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's not like there's any food in there that

1002
00:46:38,640 --> 00:46:41,040
Speaker 6: you're actually eating, though it's mostly just decorative.

1003
00:46:41,680 --> 00:46:43,680
Speaker 1: No, there's definitely food in there.

1004
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:47,360
Speaker 6: Well, I don't know. We should ask Kevin about it,

1005
00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:49,680
Speaker 6: because he's the only one that knows for sure, and

1006
00:46:49,719 --> 00:46:51,359
Speaker 6: I do need to let you know, Meadow. He's been

1007
00:46:51,360 --> 00:46:57,800
Speaker 6: on the other line listening to this conversation. Oh my god, Yeah, yeah, Kevin,

1008
00:46:57,800 --> 00:46:58,239
Speaker 6: are you there.

1009
00:46:59,760 --> 00:46:59,960
Speaker 13: Yeah.

1010
00:47:00,120 --> 00:47:04,360
Speaker 4: Uh, sounds like you're kind of regretful.

1011
00:47:05,160 --> 00:47:09,520
Speaker 12: Well, I mean, you guys just kind of tore my

1012
00:47:09,520 --> 00:47:14,080
Speaker 12: my creation apart. I mean that, it's not like I

1013
00:47:14,280 --> 00:47:17,160
Speaker 12: used the used part of the toilet paper roll to

1014
00:47:17,160 --> 00:47:19,359
Speaker 12: put back in there. She used that and plush that.

1015
00:47:21,440 --> 00:47:26,960
Speaker 1: No, he just says, and you put a lot of

1016
00:47:27,040 --> 00:47:27,839
Speaker 1: effort in time.

1017
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:30,560
Speaker 6: He puts three hours of work into the fridge scaping.

1018
00:47:30,600 --> 00:47:33,520
Speaker 6: He only put like a half hour into your date, Meadow,

1019
00:47:33,640 --> 00:47:38,160
Speaker 6: So you haven't earned it yet.

1020
00:47:39,560 --> 00:47:43,040
Speaker 12: No, I'm just saying the hesitation obviously came from there

1021
00:47:43,080 --> 00:47:46,080
Speaker 12: was a lot invested in the hobbit hole, and that's

1022
00:47:46,080 --> 00:47:49,880
Speaker 12: why I offered the rag. I mean, babies use reusable diapers,

1023
00:47:50,040 --> 00:47:51,360
Speaker 12: you know, cloth as an option.

1024
00:47:52,040 --> 00:47:54,359
Speaker 16: I mean, all I'm hearing right now is excuses of

1025
00:47:54,400 --> 00:47:56,200
Speaker 16: like why this is okay.

1026
00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:56,600
Speaker 12: For you to do?

1027
00:47:56,840 --> 00:47:59,040
Speaker 16: Like you invited me to your house. Wouldn't you want

1028
00:47:59,040 --> 00:48:01,719
Speaker 16: me to feel comfortable taken care of? And like if

1029
00:48:01,719 --> 00:48:03,960
Speaker 16: it's the first date with the toilet paper, then what

1030
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:06,960
Speaker 16: does that look like further into a relationship, what other

1031
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:09,000
Speaker 16: things would get prioritized over your partner?

1032
00:48:09,480 --> 00:48:12,680
Speaker 12: Well, now that you know how important my situation is

1033
00:48:12,680 --> 00:48:15,240
Speaker 12: with the fridge and like all the things I've placed

1034
00:48:15,239 --> 00:48:18,440
Speaker 12: in it, Like maybe next time, just maybe you could

1035
00:48:18,440 --> 00:48:20,400
Speaker 12: bring your own toilet paper and then we you know

1036
00:48:20,440 --> 00:48:21,480
Speaker 12: that's what.

1037
00:48:21,680 --> 00:48:24,040
Speaker 16: No, maybe next time you can have toilet paper for

1038
00:48:24,120 --> 00:48:26,280
Speaker 16: your guests in your home, like for yourself.

1039
00:48:27,120 --> 00:48:29,760
Speaker 1: It's a good Like, what are you doing, Kevin?

1040
00:48:29,880 --> 00:48:35,719
Speaker 6: He's got the I'm sure he watches it underneath the

1041
00:48:35,760 --> 00:48:41,760
Speaker 6: waterfall that goes over the brocoli. What he's a problem solver?

1042
00:48:43,400 --> 00:48:46,960
Speaker 1: Kevin? The solution to this is to buy toilet paper.

1043
00:48:47,239 --> 00:48:48,560
Speaker 1: That's the solution.

1044
00:48:49,120 --> 00:48:51,120
Speaker 12: I do buy it. I just happen to use a

1045
00:48:51,160 --> 00:48:53,400
Speaker 12: lot of it in the fridge. I go through it

1046
00:48:53,480 --> 00:48:56,959
Speaker 12: like crazy there and it gets adorned and buy more

1047
00:48:57,000 --> 00:48:58,000
Speaker 12: than Ken.

1048
00:48:58,760 --> 00:49:04,319
Speaker 6: Go to Costco. That's what they're made for. Yeah, I mean, Kevin,

1049
00:49:05,200 --> 00:49:07,120
Speaker 6: what she's saying, and I think what a lot of

1050
00:49:07,160 --> 00:49:10,200
Speaker 6: women want on a first date is they want a

1051
00:49:10,239 --> 00:49:13,799
Speaker 6: guy who feels like they're being prioritized over the other

1052
00:49:13,840 --> 00:49:15,759
Speaker 6: things going on in their life, even if they do

1053
00:49:15,840 --> 00:49:17,839
Speaker 6: spend a lot of time and effort into it. Like

1054
00:49:18,239 --> 00:49:20,600
Speaker 6: that's all she's saying is that she wants to know

1055
00:49:20,680 --> 00:49:24,000
Speaker 6: that you're gonna put her first over your fridge.

1056
00:49:24,280 --> 00:49:26,279
Speaker 12: Well, then she shouldn't have came back to my house

1057
00:49:26,320 --> 00:49:29,040
Speaker 12: because I was prioritizing it before she saw it.

1058
00:49:29,520 --> 00:49:31,120
Speaker 6: You did say you wanted to go back to his

1059
00:49:31,200 --> 00:49:33,240
Speaker 6: house to see the fridge, not to use his bathroom,

1060
00:49:33,320 --> 00:49:36,400
Speaker 6: So there is there's some shared blame. I think we

1061
00:49:36,440 --> 00:49:37,040
Speaker 6: can all agree.

1062
00:49:37,200 --> 00:49:38,160
Speaker 1: I blame the hobbit hole.

1063
00:49:38,400 --> 00:49:40,799
Speaker 6: Okay, a lot of holes to I.

1064
00:49:40,719 --> 00:49:42,399
Speaker 16: Don't think I have any blame here.

1065
00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:46,040
Speaker 6: Meadow, maybe you don't, maybe you do, But either way,

1066
00:49:46,080 --> 00:49:48,400
Speaker 6: how about you make it up to Kevin by saying

1067
00:49:48,680 --> 00:49:52,799
Speaker 6: yes to a moment a dated work to get a

1068
00:49:52,880 --> 00:49:54,239
Speaker 6: no hold on.

1069
00:49:54,719 --> 00:49:57,080
Speaker 1: That's just Jeffrey sarcasm taking over.

1070
00:49:57,320 --> 00:49:59,800
Speaker 6: If I'm doing it wrong, then that's on me, Kevin,

1071
00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:00,680
Speaker 6: take it away.

1072
00:50:01,120 --> 00:50:04,320
Speaker 12: Well, honestly, now, this fantastic option was presented to me.

1073
00:50:04,400 --> 00:50:06,520
Speaker 12: I'll get a Costco membership if you say yes.

1074
00:50:08,239 --> 00:50:11,080
Speaker 6: You're offering to supply the toilet papers for the day.

1075
00:50:11,280 --> 00:50:13,080
Speaker 1: You didn't know you could buy in Bolk.

1076
00:50:14,080 --> 00:50:19,759
Speaker 12: No, I didn't. I've never been to Costco flag dude.

1077
00:50:19,840 --> 00:50:21,600
Speaker 6: There is so much stuff for you to fridge scape

1078
00:50:21,600 --> 00:50:26,000
Speaker 6: with in that Costco no matter what meadow, we would

1079
00:50:26,040 --> 00:50:27,759
Speaker 6: like to offer you that date, and we would pay

1080
00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:28,120
Speaker 6: for it.

1081
00:50:28,480 --> 00:50:30,239
Speaker 16: You know, at this point this just feels like too

1082
00:50:30,320 --> 00:50:31,799
Speaker 16: much for me, and I feel like it's just gonna

1083
00:50:31,800 --> 00:50:34,640
Speaker 16: get worse once he gets to Costco. We didn't even

1084
00:50:34,640 --> 00:50:37,880
Speaker 16: seem to understand without you guys coaching him why it's.

1085
00:50:37,600 --> 00:50:38,720
Speaker 1: The problem in the first place.

1086
00:50:39,040 --> 00:50:42,320
Speaker 6: Kevin, Man, it sounds like a no, I'm sorry, dude.

1087
00:50:42,200 --> 00:50:45,080
Speaker 12: It's your loss, Like, don't even think about following my

1088
00:50:45,239 --> 00:50:46,719
Speaker 12: account on social media.

1089
00:50:49,040 --> 00:50:51,680
Speaker 6: That sounds like a threat sickburn from a fridge scaper.

1090
00:50:52,680 --> 00:50:56,400
Speaker 6: That must sting rook Jeffrey in the morning isn't there

1091
00:50:56,440 --> 00:50:59,319
Speaker 6: a famous saying, never get between a man and his

1092
00:50:59,480 --> 00:51:06,880
Speaker 6: eloquently decorated fridge Socrates. Yes, yeah, very but sounds like

1093
00:51:07,080 --> 00:51:09,520
Speaker 6: in the end Kevin is probably gonna be okay.

1094
00:51:09,760 --> 00:51:12,360
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he's preoccupied. I think all he needs is

1095
00:51:12,400 --> 00:51:12,880
Speaker 1: his fridge.

1096
00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:16,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm shocked Steven is looking for a romantic party.

1097
00:51:16,719 --> 00:51:18,399
Speaker 6: Well, there is going to be a woman who shows

1098
00:51:18,480 --> 00:51:20,479
Speaker 6: up at his place one day and she'll say yes

1099
00:51:20,520 --> 00:51:24,640
Speaker 6: to the rag you hold off, Kevin. She is out

1100
00:51:24,680 --> 00:51:25,960
Speaker 6: there waiting for you.

1101
00:51:26,520 --> 00:51:27,600
Speaker 1: That's the woman he wants.

1102
00:51:27,640 --> 00:51:29,839
Speaker 2: He just needs, like a wilderness woman who's gonna bring

1103
00:51:29,840 --> 00:51:32,240
Speaker 2: her own Swiss army knife and toilet paper and everything.

1104
00:51:32,040 --> 00:51:33,359
Speaker 1: With drip dry.

1105
00:51:39,360 --> 00:51:41,200
Speaker 6: Her husband has to clean it up off the floor.

1106
00:51:41,239 --> 00:51:44,440
Speaker 6: It's fine. The point is there's someone out there for

1107
00:51:44,560 --> 00:51:48,799
Speaker 6: all of us, sometimes multiple Someone's right, Alexis, if you

1108
00:51:48,840 --> 00:51:51,680
Speaker 6: say something, yeah, we want to help convince that person

1109
00:51:51,880 --> 00:51:55,040
Speaker 6: or people to date you. So you can email the

1110
00:51:55,040 --> 00:51:57,839
Speaker 6: show and we'll call those people or persons who aren't

1111
00:51:57,880 --> 00:51:58,840
Speaker 6: calling you back.

1112
00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:02,040
Speaker 7: And Jeffrey in the morning.

1113
00:52:03,040 --> 00:52:06,360
Speaker 6: There's some dating apps that cost over seventy bucks a

1114
00:52:06,560 --> 00:52:10,880
Speaker 6: month just to subscribe, so that you can talk to

1115
00:52:10,920 --> 00:52:13,480
Speaker 6: some of the most beautiful bots around.

1116
00:52:13,680 --> 00:52:15,279
Speaker 1: Yeah exactly, But.

1117
00:52:16,280 --> 00:52:18,399
Speaker 6: Why do that when you can spend less than two

1118
00:52:18,560 --> 00:52:21,040
Speaker 6: dollars and a half eaten piece of beef jerky to

1119
00:52:21,120 --> 00:52:25,319
Speaker 6: hop on to Craigslist, a free website that believes your

1120
00:52:25,360 --> 00:52:29,040
Speaker 6: special someone is definitely out there, no matter how many

1121
00:52:29,080 --> 00:52:30,200
Speaker 6: teeth they might be missing.

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Speaker 1: I think it's even below bots Jeffrey.

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Speaker 6: Ones. But it's real and they could be looking for

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Speaker 6: you right now. So find out for sure when we

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Speaker 6: do a brand new Misconnections that's coming up right after this.

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Speaker 7: City Misconnections that was me staring.

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00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:52,680
Speaker 6: There's only two places to find true love in this world.

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Speaker 6: One is inside the House of Mirrors with someone who

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00:52:55,719 --> 00:52:59,880
Speaker 6: looks exactly like me, just with a long, wavy body

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Speaker 6: like loose spaghetti.

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Speaker 1: Root for him, don't.

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Speaker 6: Root, cold hard lips.

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Speaker 7: I love it.

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Speaker 6: The other is on the pages of craigslist dot org.

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Speaker 6: We scoured that website every week to find the best

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Speaker 6: misconnections that they have to offer, like this one titled

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Speaker 6: Riduculously Beautiful Babe at the Ball Game No. Twenty seven

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Speaker 6: Bleachers says.

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Speaker 9: You was the blonde hotty with a body sporting an

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Speaker 9: extra dark spray tan and sparkly pink baseball cap. I

1141
00:53:36,680 --> 00:53:39,640
Speaker 9: was the red bearded fella sat none rows behind you

1142
00:53:39,680 --> 00:53:41,760
Speaker 9: that kept yelling woo.

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Speaker 1: She's not a pig. It's not like a that's his

1144
00:53:47,400 --> 00:53:47,839
Speaker 1: mating call.

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00:53:47,920 --> 00:53:49,040
Speaker 6: I think he was cheering for the game.

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00:53:49,320 --> 00:53:52,320
Speaker 4: Oh okay, I thought he was trying to get her attention.

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Speaker 9: We made eye contact wright before the seventh in and stretch.

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00:53:55,880 --> 00:54:00,920
Speaker 9: I winked at you with my black eye. If you

1149
00:54:01,080 --> 00:54:04,160
Speaker 9: was wondering, I got it when I accidentally need myself

1150
00:54:04,200 --> 00:54:06,719
Speaker 9: in the face while doing an epic cannon ball in

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Speaker 9: to my cousin's jacuzzie.

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Speaker 1: No water in it.

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Speaker 9: I think there's probably more resist It's still swollen, but

1154
00:54:15,800 --> 00:54:19,360
Speaker 9: not too swollen to notice your sweet grass fed booty.

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Speaker 5: Alright.

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Speaker 9: I was surprised that you flirted back by blinking extra

1157
00:54:24,560 --> 00:54:26,759
Speaker 9: slow and then licking your lower lip.

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Speaker 1: She's probably not even looking at the rest.

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Speaker 9: Of the rest of the game. I couldn't take my

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Speaker 9: eyes off you. I even saw you stare at me

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00:54:35,200 --> 00:54:38,520
Speaker 9: while taking a big bite of a hot dog. He

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00:54:38,640 --> 00:54:41,040
Speaker 9: was actually too big of a bite, because I think

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Speaker 9: you choked a tiny bit and gagged the rest up

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00:54:43,800 --> 00:54:48,839
Speaker 9: into your friend's empty beer coosy. The cool thing though

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00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:51,840
Speaker 9: we still held eye contact the entire time.

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Speaker 1: They're meant for each other.

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Speaker 9: After that description, sadly I didn't have the guts to

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Speaker 9: follow you out in the stadium. Also, a team was

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00:55:00,440 --> 00:55:02,080
Speaker 9: up by four runs and I didn't want to jink

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Speaker 9: some by leaving my seat. Hit me back, Dannimal the Canibal.

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Speaker 6: This next misconnection is titled the only crime you committed

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Speaker 6: is theft of My heart awesome woman for Man twenty

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Speaker 6: nine court.

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Speaker 1: Oh court, there's the crime part.

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Speaker 6: I was jury number four at your trial for drug possession.

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Speaker 6: In criminal you were the sexy man with the neck

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Speaker 6: tattoo that said hard to love, easy to hate. I

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Speaker 6: didn't believe that for one second. Player. Wow, if I'm

1179
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Speaker 6: being honest, I did notice that your court appointed lawyer

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Speaker 6: was doing his best to keep you out of trouble.

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Speaker 4: Oh well, he got the right juror for that, because

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Speaker 4: I'm guessing she didn't put him in jail.

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Speaker 9: I actually thought you might get away with it until

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00:55:50,680 --> 00:55:54,040
Speaker 9: the other side brought up the quote unquote indisputable video

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00:55:54,080 --> 00:55:58,279
Speaker 9: evidence of you smoking crack and breaking into the Electronics star.

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00:55:58,560 --> 00:56:02,960
Speaker 1: Oh on video, you watch that and you still want then?

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Speaker 6: To make matters worse, they called four separate eyewitnesses to

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Speaker 6: the stand, and all four said that, without.

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Speaker 5: A doubt, you were the.

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Speaker 6: Mastermind at the crime scene. I still thought you were innocent, though,

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00:56:14,960 --> 00:56:17,040
Speaker 6: and I held out as long as I could in

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Speaker 6: the jury room until they promised bagels if we could

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Speaker 6: wrap it up by the weekend. Sorry, not sorry, I'm

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Speaker 6: a basic bagel bee.

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Speaker 1: Okay is more important.

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Speaker 6: Side note. I didn't expect it, but I loved your

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00:56:29,920 --> 00:56:33,239
Speaker 6: adorable outburst when they said you were guilty. Were You

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00:56:33,960 --> 00:56:36,040
Speaker 6: were just doing that to show off for me. You're

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Speaker 6: so bad give me a shout out in two to four,

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Speaker 6: depending on good behavior, I'll look out for you, naughty boy.

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Speaker 6: That's signed jur number four parentheses Chandra, good luck.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: This next misconnection is titled awkward First meeting Man for

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Speaker 6: Woman thirty two concert.

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Speaker 1: Oh into the awkward part. What happened?

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Speaker 9: I met you Saturday night at the DM show. You

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00:57:06,640 --> 00:57:09,160
Speaker 9: were the brunette dressed as a rave kitten with a

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Speaker 9: pair of cat ears on your head.

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Speaker 1: She does not stand out at all so many of.

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Speaker 9: Every girl rainbow whiskers painted on your cheeks.

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Speaker 13: Yay.

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Speaker 9: I was the shirtless, skinny male who was flipping out

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Speaker 9: because I thought my candy necklace had come alive and

1214
00:57:26,520 --> 00:57:32,880
Speaker 9: was eating my face. Sorry, that was my first time

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Speaker 9: on Molly. Or maybe it was the bud light hitting

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Speaker 9: me hard. We were dancing next to each other and

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Speaker 9: our shoulders were rubbing. That's when I told you to

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Speaker 9: throw me into the crowd, spun me around like I

1219
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Speaker 9: was a discussed at the side. When I landed, it

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Speaker 9: was unpleasant to say. Security guard said it I looked

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Speaker 9: like the guy on a poster and handcuffed me. Oh

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Speaker 9: twenty five minutes later, I was pretend crying in a

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Speaker 9: squad car, screaming for my mom to pick me up.

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Speaker 6: That was just an act. By the way, if you.

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Speaker 1: Saw that wasn't real.

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Speaker 5: Okay actor.

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Speaker 9: The police officer said he felt sorry for me and

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Speaker 9: let me go.

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Speaker 6: What a sucker. He totally fell for it.

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Speaker 9: Take that pig.

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Speaker 1: Is he actually the guy on the poster?

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Speaker 9: The last thing I remember is running towards a giant

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Speaker 9: inflatable Viking statue with green lights coming from his eyes.

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Speaker 9: I don't think I had that, but maybe I did.

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Speaker 13: Molly.

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Speaker 6: I tell you we can.

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Speaker 9: Hang out again. I told my mom about you, and

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Speaker 9: she thinks rave Kitten is super cool.

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Speaker 1: That kid went hard at you want.

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Speaker 9: Some of on Wednesday?

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Speaker 6: My mom's treat.

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Speaker 5: Dan sounds amazing.

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Speaker 1: Straight into it.

1244
00:59:01,080 --> 00:59:04,480
Speaker 6: That's signed the coolest guy you'll ever meet, Stuart Hartman.

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00:59:09,160 --> 00:59:10,760
Speaker 6: Those are your Craigslist misconnections.

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Speaker 7: Frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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00:59:20,760 --> 00:59:25,840
Speaker 6: Julia from Poort Orchard lost to you six years ago.

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00:59:26,400 --> 00:59:29,360
Speaker 6: It was such a devastating loss she decided to go

1249
00:59:29,440 --> 00:59:34,080
Speaker 6: into hiding. Wow, like Batman in the movie Batman begins, Damn,

1250
00:59:36,720 --> 00:59:39,840
Speaker 6: she's been up in the mountains training for this moment

1251
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Speaker 6: to come back and claim her vengeance once and for all. Wow,

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Speaker 6: Rise up, Julia says, she's always up for a challenge. OK,

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Speaker 6: so we're welcoming you back to glory. Julia, welcome to

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00:59:53,800 --> 00:59:54,240
Speaker 6: the show.

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Speaker 12: Thank you.

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Speaker 1: How are the Himalayas? I heard that's where you go

1257
00:59:57,680 --> 01:00:02,840
Speaker 1: for training most time? Oh yeah it's yeah.

1258
01:00:02,560 --> 01:00:05,960
Speaker 6: Cold like her heart after she lost. But now, Julie,

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01:00:06,040 --> 01:00:07,960
Speaker 6: this is your moment. We're sending Brook out of the

1260
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Speaker 6: studio and you know how the game works. He got

1261
01:00:09,600 --> 01:00:12,000
Speaker 6: thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible. If you

1262
01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:13,640
Speaker 6: don't know when, you could say pass. But you have

1263
01:00:13,680 --> 01:00:16,560
Speaker 6: to beat Brooke outright to win. Are you ready? I

1264
01:00:16,600 --> 01:00:20,760
Speaker 6: am ready alright. Your time starts now. June is National

1265
01:00:20,840 --> 01:00:24,840
Speaker 6: dairy month. What US state has the most cows?

1266
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Speaker 12: Ohio?

1267
01:00:25,840 --> 01:00:32,080
Speaker 6: Name the billionaire who owns Instagram? What gemstone forms out

1268
01:00:32,080 --> 01:00:37,760
Speaker 6: of tree resin in star trek? What was the name

1269
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Speaker 6: of the original spacecraft that's captained by James T. Kirk?

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Speaker 6: Nasau is the capital of what Caribbean country? Apollo Pus

1271
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Speaker 6: the Greek god of what music? The stars are? Wisdom,

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Speaker 6: don't pass?

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Speaker 11: Oh, I have no idea?

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Speaker 5: Okay, that pass.

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01:00:58,760 --> 01:01:01,160
Speaker 6: Even though we gave her options, she came back with

1276
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Speaker 6: avenging through the mountain pass.

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Speaker 5: The monks are very passive.

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Speaker 6: Yes, the training really kicked in there, Brooks. We're going

1279
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Speaker 6: to come back in the studio and we're gonna put

1280
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Speaker 6: your your intense rage aside, Julia, and we're just gonna

1281
01:01:16,400 --> 01:01:18,320
Speaker 6: ask you, what's an interesting fact that we should know

1282
01:01:18,360 --> 01:01:18,800
Speaker 6: about you?

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01:01:20,640 --> 01:01:22,880
Speaker 10: Well, I'm a black belt in taekwondo.

1284
01:01:25,080 --> 01:01:26,480
Speaker 1: Say that she has been trading.

1285
01:01:26,760 --> 01:01:28,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, she's a black belt taekwondo.

1286
01:01:29,400 --> 01:01:31,960
Speaker 6: Yeah, I am okay, And when do you have to

1287
01:01:31,960 --> 01:01:33,800
Speaker 6: bust that out.

1288
01:01:33,920 --> 01:01:35,760
Speaker 12: Against my three boys all the time.

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01:01:39,880 --> 01:01:40,880
Speaker 5: I said, go to bed.

1290
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Speaker 6: What calls a chokehold, Brooke, it's your turn.

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Speaker 13: Are you ready?

1292
01:01:47,640 --> 01:01:47,840
Speaker 3: Yes?

1293
01:01:47,880 --> 01:01:51,600
Speaker 6: Your time starts now. June is National dairy month. What

1294
01:01:51,880 --> 01:01:53,400
Speaker 6: US state has the most cows?

1295
01:01:53,480 --> 01:01:54,040
Speaker 1: Wisconsin?

1296
01:01:54,720 --> 01:01:56,960
Speaker 6: Name the billionaire who owns Instagram?

1297
01:01:57,360 --> 01:01:59,200
Speaker 1: Uh Zuckerberg?

1298
01:01:59,600 --> 01:02:01,800
Speaker 6: What stone forms out of tree? Resin?

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01:02:02,480 --> 01:02:02,680
Speaker 11: Oh?

1300
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Speaker 7: Gosh?

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Speaker 1: What is it called? Pass is amber? Can I answer?

1302
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Speaker 7: No?

1303
01:02:06,640 --> 01:02:08,960
Speaker 6: In Star Trek, what is the name of the original

1304
01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:11,400
Speaker 6: spacecraft that's captain by James T. Kirk?

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Speaker 1: Star Trek past?

1306
01:02:13,960 --> 01:02:16,480
Speaker 6: Nasau is the capital of what Caribbean country?

1307
01:02:16,840 --> 01:02:18,040
Speaker 1: Nasa is the Bahamas.

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Speaker 6: Apollo was the Greek god of what music? The stars are? Wisdom?

1309
01:02:21,640 --> 01:02:23,920
Speaker 1: H Pollo is the stars?

1310
01:02:24,800 --> 01:02:25,520
Speaker 7: Oh?

1311
01:02:25,600 --> 01:02:30,520
Speaker 6: Okay? Will vengeance be Julia's today? We're gonna go to

1312
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Speaker 6: the scoreboard and find out the answer with Jose.

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Speaker 11: I'm a funny guy, but I don't think that's funny.

1314
01:02:36,840 --> 01:02:38,840
Speaker 5: Was that me talking? Because true?

1315
01:02:39,680 --> 01:02:43,360
Speaker 2: Ah, Julia, you god zero to name?

1316
01:02:44,880 --> 01:02:47,720
Speaker 6: She guessed the first one passed on the next five.

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Speaker 2: Or six, one, two, three, four, five in a row?

1318
01:02:49,760 --> 01:02:51,360
Speaker 1: And I bet they're all coming to you right now.

1319
01:02:51,520 --> 01:02:51,760
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1320
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Speaker 4: Honestly, I'm like, Oh, I think it's a Star Trek enterprise.

1321
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Speaker 2: It's just like this. Once you're on the spot, right

1322
01:02:56,680 --> 01:03:02,400
Speaker 2: and then Brook you got three.

1323
01:03:00,400 --> 01:03:02,960
Speaker 4: Wow, Julia looks like you need to get better than

1324
01:03:02,960 --> 01:03:04,720
Speaker 4: a black belt. I don't know if that's possible.

1325
01:03:04,760 --> 01:03:05,960
Speaker 5: She was meditating, we think.

1326
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Speaker 6: Yeah, let's go over the answers real quick. June's National

1327
01:03:09,200 --> 01:03:11,160
Speaker 6: Dairy Month. The US state with the most cows would

1328
01:03:11,160 --> 01:03:14,840
Speaker 6: be Texas four point four million cows there. Oklahoma is

1329
01:03:14,920 --> 01:03:16,200
Speaker 6: second with two point one million.

1330
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Speaker 1: The cheese Wisconsin yet to have a lot of cows.

1331
01:03:19,600 --> 01:03:23,040
Speaker 6: A billionaire that owns Instagram. That's Mark Zuckerberg. He owns Meta,

1332
01:03:23,080 --> 01:03:25,960
Speaker 6: which is you know, Facebook, WhatsApp and Instagram.

1333
01:03:26,040 --> 01:03:27,240
Speaker 5: I know he owned What'sapp too.

1334
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Speaker 9: Yeah, dang.

1335
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Speaker 6: Gemstone that forms from tree resin is amber when it's

1336
01:03:30,840 --> 01:03:33,800
Speaker 6: cut and polish, it's using jewelry and stuff. Star Trek

1337
01:03:34,160 --> 01:03:37,600
Speaker 6: James T. Kirk, Captain's the USS Enterprise. You were right

1338
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Speaker 6: about that. Nasau is the capital of the Bahamas, and

1339
01:03:41,280 --> 01:03:43,200
Speaker 6: Apollo was the Greek god of music.

1340
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Speaker 4: Showtime baby, Oh that makes sense. I was thinking of

1341
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Speaker 4: Apollo thirteen. It would be stars.

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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, yeah, Well, Julia, it wasn't enough to beat

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Speaker 6: Brook today, but just for playing, you do get some

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Speaker 6: Brook and Jeffrey swag.

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Speaker 11: Yeah so awesome.

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Speaker 6: Come back and play again soon. It's Brook and Geffrey

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Speaker 6: in the morning.

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Speaker 7: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,