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Speaker 2: if you aren't aware. And this is what we like

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Speaker 2: Ryan Gosling is the one man on Earth, the one

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Speaker 2: what the movie should have been called, solar disease.

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Speaker 1: An intergalactic solar disease.

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Speaker 2: Tri galactic solar disease. He's the one doctor.

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Speaker 1: For solar virus.

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Speaker 2: That's what it should be called, the solar virus. Solar

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Speaker 1: So what did they name it?

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Speaker 2: it's it's there. It's a hail Mary.

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Speaker 1: It's a every lodger right in tail. So this is

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Speaker 2: Well it could be it actually could be good. It

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Speaker 1: But what's weird about this is again Hollywood tries to

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Speaker 2: Hail Mary, this is my this is wrap it up,

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Speaker 2: bring it home, Jared, you don't think it's gonna be

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Speaker 2: I'll end it on this though. It could be Stephen

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Speaker 1: I want to listen. You're in a safe place right now.

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Speaker 1: If you if you want to really unleash on it,

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Speaker 2: I think Phil Lord and Christopher Miller are fantastic directors

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Speaker 1: But but but I appreciate sometimes when you do. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's just not making sense because you did say wow

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Speaker 1: That's what I I want to write that too.

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Speaker 1: So I'm making this note in the Barbie Pink pen

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Speaker 2: That's close enough, project impossible.

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Speaker 1: So you just made a great point. You're probing me

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Speaker 1: This guy didn't notice how many astronams the script was

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Speaker 1: That's another reward. Yeah, it's another one, all right, it's

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Speaker 2: Let's take it home here, all right.

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Speaker 1: So you got Ryan j oh Boy, he was in

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Speaker 1: the Barbie movies, right, but now he's in this sale Mary. Right. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we're saying no, no, back to Barbie, do the sequel

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Speaker 1: Oh my Lord helped me and also check out the.

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Speaker 2: Podcast One Bad Movie for great stories behind the scenes

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Speaker 2: from We Got Pauly Shon Now Cherry a lot of

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Speaker 1: Manning, Yeah, we got a bunch coming out, very exciting.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we don't know when this episode will drop, but

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Speaker 1: In this episode, Trailer Trasher's coming at you on the

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Speaker 1: why who has time to watch a movie?

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Speaker 2: Couldn't say better myself? Until next time.

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Speaker 4: Trying pressers, we walk, We just we try not to scream.

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