WEBVTT - Ep 245: No More Flowers, AGAIN. 0:00:01.720 --> 0:00:05.920 Welcome to This is Important, a production of iHeart Radio, 0:00:06.040 --> 0:00:09.640 the show where we talk about what's obviously most critically 0:00:09.840 --> 0:00:13.440 crucially important today On This is. 0:00:13.400 --> 0:00:18.760 Important, our podcast is literally a fucking goosebumps book. 0:00:18.880 --> 0:00:22.160 Dude, if you eat enough pineapple, your cum taste delicious. 0:00:23.280 --> 0:00:30.560 Brother, you are a lucky man. On Chantey, let's. 0:00:30.320 --> 0:00:41.560 Go Yeah that wow, dude, what up? 0:00:41.640 --> 0:00:42.120 Fellas? 0:00:42.520 --> 0:00:46.400 We just did a lot of ads get ready get 0:00:46.440 --> 0:00:47.440 Ready to I Nation. 0:00:47.680 --> 0:00:49.320 Do you guys like doing them before the show or 0:00:49.320 --> 0:00:50.240 do you like doing them after? 0:00:50.560 --> 0:00:53.680 I don't like doing them maybe ever, Okay, it's not 0:00:53.800 --> 0:00:56.120 my favorite part of the day. I like talking with 0:00:56.240 --> 0:00:58.440 my boys. That's why I got into podcasting, you know. 0:00:58.480 --> 0:00:59.320 I like talking with it. 0:00:59.400 --> 0:01:01.360 Yes, say so you're not gonna answer that? 0:01:01.600 --> 0:01:10.120 Yeah? Yeah, I would say out of those two options after. 0:01:10.319 --> 0:01:15.679 Because then you could bail. Yeah. Yeah, we throw that 0:01:15.720 --> 0:01:17.440 one to Isaac. We punt that one. 0:01:17.560 --> 0:01:17.800 Yeah. 0:01:17.800 --> 0:01:20.000 Maybe maybe we should have Isaac to do you a couple. 0:01:20.120 --> 0:01:20.680 That'd be fun. 0:01:20.920 --> 0:01:24.840 Uh, Yndai, I know that therapy is important. 0:01:25.200 --> 0:01:26.640 Uh, therapy is important. 0:01:27.440 --> 0:01:29.560 H E l p dot com. 0:01:29.760 --> 0:01:34.800 Oh g h isis it's called Original Penguin. 0:01:35.160 --> 0:01:35.720 Penguin. 0:01:37.040 --> 0:01:41.039 We were talking, so we're doing, uh, some commercials for 0:01:41.400 --> 0:01:45.200 original Penguin as we do, as we do now, I 0:01:45.240 --> 0:01:45.920 say penguin. 0:01:46.800 --> 0:01:53.600 Yeah, they say Blake, Penguin, Penguin, peng Win, peng Gwen. 0:01:54.040 --> 0:01:57.920 You sound like you're speaking another lang. 0:01:58.880 --> 0:02:03.640 Like you and Adam. You say penguin, penguin. 0:02:04.240 --> 0:02:06.720 Why would you say penguin when there isn't an I? 0:02:07.080 --> 0:02:10.120 Because that's always that's that's how I was always raised 0:02:10.120 --> 0:02:12.639 to say penguin. When my mother took me to the 0:02:12.720 --> 0:02:14.640 zoo as a young boy, she said, look at that penguin, 0:02:14.680 --> 0:02:15.920 and I go, that's how it said. 0:02:16.160 --> 0:02:18.960 Yeah, but your parents constantly said the N word around 0:02:18.960 --> 0:02:20.160 the house too, But you don't say it. 0:02:20.800 --> 0:02:24.080 No, they did. That is not true. Didn't. 0:02:24.320 --> 0:02:27.480 That's not even funny. That's not even funny. 0:02:27.680 --> 0:02:31.440 That's saying this analogy doesn't work because they were constantly 0:02:31.480 --> 0:02:33.000 saying the words. 0:02:33.080 --> 0:02:37.120 That's not that is disparaging. That's I don't like that, durs. 0:02:37.200 --> 0:02:38.000 I do not like that. 0:02:38.040 --> 0:02:45.480 But you're right, my dad and uncles were but uh, you. 0:02:45.400 --> 0:02:45.920 Want to see it. 0:02:46.000 --> 0:02:50.080 No, they they were saying words incorrectly a lot. But 0:02:50.320 --> 0:02:55.359 I'm but Anna and Mark producers on the podcast, they 0:02:55.440 --> 0:02:58.079 both said penguin the way I said penguin, So. 0:02:58.360 --> 0:03:01.480 No, yeah, you're stupid, dumb ass. 0:03:01.520 --> 0:03:04.320 I mean, this is what's fascinating about language. 0:03:04.360 --> 0:03:06.520 You guys love this. 0:03:06.639 --> 0:03:09.400 And everybody if you want to turn down your radios 0:03:09.440 --> 0:03:10.600 and not listen for a little bit. 0:03:10.720 --> 0:03:13.200 Yeah, there are there are words that like don't exist, 0:03:13.280 --> 0:03:16.120 or phrases that aren't the phrase that become the phrase, 0:03:16.360 --> 0:03:19.000 like down the pipe or down instead, down the pipe 0:03:19.000 --> 0:03:22.280 gets down the pipe and it becomes so like ubiquitous, 0:03:22.560 --> 0:03:25.800 ubiquitous that like, then it is what it is? Like 0:03:25.800 --> 0:03:29.040 people say comfortability. Hey, I don't know if that's a word. 0:03:29.280 --> 0:03:33.359 Comfortability, Yeah, comforted ability or comfortable? 0:03:33.639 --> 0:03:35.960 How do you say it? Well, Jesus Christ. 0:03:36.840 --> 0:03:39.560 Like about a bed or a pair of shoes or 0:03:39.560 --> 0:03:40.160 like a couch. 0:03:40.440 --> 0:03:42.400 Yeah, the comfortability of I don't know. 0:03:42.400 --> 0:03:44.480 If that's a word. It's just the comfort is it comfortable? 0:03:44.640 --> 0:03:49.040 Well maybe maybe a company made that word up, like 0:03:49.120 --> 0:03:52.160 they were like, there's no other way to describe these mattresses. 0:03:52.440 --> 0:03:55.320 Well, so then is Chris Mahana Kwanzica also real? What 0:03:55.360 --> 0:03:57.560 are we doing here if companies are just making up words? 0:03:58.320 --> 0:04:00.800 Duncan far fig Nougan, I don't know if that's a 0:04:00.800 --> 0:04:01.160 real word. 0:04:01.240 --> 0:04:04.880 Arfag nugan is definitely a German word. I don't know 0:04:04.880 --> 0:04:05.560 what farf. 0:04:05.800 --> 0:04:10.240 Wagen das is not real. Farfagnugan was a Volkswagen ad campaign. 0:04:09.880 --> 0:04:14.480 On Yeah, God, damn damn, you're so old, dude. 0:04:15.680 --> 0:04:18.640 I also like that you're currently dressed like you was 0:04:18.839 --> 0:04:20.360 walked out of nineteen eighty six. 0:04:20.440 --> 0:04:21.840 Yeah. I might have been buying. 0:04:26.040 --> 0:04:28.080 What do they call those? What are they like? 0:04:28.120 --> 0:04:29.920 The little bee boys that come out with a little 0:04:29.960 --> 0:04:30.880 cardboard Yeah. 0:04:30.680 --> 0:04:31.839 I'm crazy legs. 0:04:32.080 --> 0:04:36.799 Yeah, dude, damn, yeah, that topical reference. That would be sick. 0:04:36.880 --> 0:04:37.520 That would be sick. 0:04:37.560 --> 0:04:38.560 Shout out, shout out crazy. 0:04:38.760 --> 0:04:40.840 I would love to watch you break, dude. That would 0:04:40.839 --> 0:04:41.240 be tight. 0:04:41.760 --> 0:04:43.040 If I tried, I would. 0:04:43.160 --> 0:04:45.240 I'm breaking over here. I would breaking over here. 0:04:45.279 --> 0:04:47.279 Adam's breaking every day, breaking the sweat. 0:04:47.279 --> 0:04:48.040 I'm breaking every day. 0:04:48.040 --> 0:04:49.960 That's fine, dude. 0:04:50.000 --> 0:04:52.600 How about our podcast gets no love? I tell all 0:04:52.640 --> 0:04:56.080 these crazy stories of your podcast. It gets the press 0:04:56.080 --> 0:04:57.320 doesn't pick anything up. 0:04:57.720 --> 0:04:58.440 Zero traction. 0:04:58.800 --> 0:05:01.719 And then when I go on, I do I did 0:05:01.760 --> 0:05:05.720 this a Graham Besseinger interview. Okay, and I did this interview. 0:05:05.400 --> 0:05:06.240 Blake, are you familiar? 0:05:06.320 --> 0:05:09.359 Every everything that I said became a news article. What 0:05:09.480 --> 0:05:13.960 is yeah, exactly right, goodbye. I mean, no shots fired 0:05:14.000 --> 0:05:15.960 against him. But I didn't know who he was until 0:05:16.440 --> 0:05:19.000 until I until I did the interview, and then I 0:05:19.640 --> 0:05:22.200 like recognized him when when he was when he was like, 0:05:22.240 --> 0:05:23.960 oh you want to do this interview, and I looked 0:05:24.000 --> 0:05:24.680 up at stuff and I'm like. 0:05:24.680 --> 0:05:25.840 Oh, yeah, is he British. 0:05:26.240 --> 0:05:28.240 No, he's just a guy from the Midwest. 0:05:28.240 --> 0:05:28.880 Graham Norton. 0:05:29.000 --> 0:05:31.200 That's the most British name I've ever heard. 0:05:31.960 --> 0:05:35.400 Does sound like it's like Grand Messing Jet, super nice guy, 0:05:35.760 --> 0:05:36.560 great interview. 0:05:36.880 --> 0:05:37.599 We did it. 0:05:37.600 --> 0:05:41.040 It's Oh, this guy's like a commentator somewhere, isn't he No? 0:05:41.120 --> 0:05:42.240 I think I don't think so. 0:05:42.320 --> 0:05:43.960 I think he's not like a sports guy. 0:05:44.120 --> 0:05:47.200 I don't think so. I think he exclusively does these. 0:05:47.240 --> 0:05:49.839 Was he like a bachelor or something? How do I 0:05:49.880 --> 0:05:50.400 know this guy? 0:05:50.560 --> 0:05:53.279 I don't think he was a bachelor. But he just 0:05:53.320 --> 0:05:56.320 does these interviews. You've probably seen him. It's on TV 0:05:56.400 --> 0:05:59.040 all the time, Okay, and he does He's done. 0:05:59.080 --> 0:06:01.440 Everybody, I got a good at the bottom of this guy. 0:06:01.520 --> 0:06:04.400 So I did it, like suddenly, like all the stuff 0:06:04.440 --> 0:06:07.760 with my health, it's like news everywhere. Everybody's just like, 0:06:07.839 --> 0:06:10.479 oh my god, Adam Devinees dying. It became it was 0:06:10.520 --> 0:06:14.080 like entertainment tonight. People fucking all all these things are 0:06:14.120 --> 0:06:14.560 covering it. 0:06:14.720 --> 0:06:16.800 So here's my thing. Don't you think that's just His 0:06:16.920 --> 0:06:19.960 producers are like, we got a scoop we can push 0:06:20.080 --> 0:06:21.160 and like this is good click. 0:06:21.960 --> 0:06:24.560 Well do we have bad producers? Is that what we're saying? 0:06:24.640 --> 0:06:24.719 Uh? 0:06:24.800 --> 0:06:24.920 Uh? 0:06:25.120 --> 0:06:25.760 Shots fired? 0:06:25.880 --> 0:06:26.960 I feel like you just said that. 0:06:27.839 --> 0:06:29.880 Yeah, yeah, maybe that's possible. 0:06:29.960 --> 0:06:32.200 But then also I was getting a lot of people 0:06:32.200 --> 0:06:34.080 that would reach out about my health stuff, which is 0:06:34.200 --> 0:06:36.280 very kind of very nice, and I've got some good 0:06:36.360 --> 0:06:40.320 leads by the way. Really the guy that created a 0:06:40.360 --> 0:06:42.920 way out, this guy named Alan, and I'm blanking on 0:06:42.960 --> 0:06:44.680 his last name. I have his book around here somewhere. 0:06:46.520 --> 0:06:48.680 It's like the book on how to get out of pain. 0:06:48.960 --> 0:06:50.560 Oh yeah, he reached out. 0:06:50.640 --> 0:06:52.279 He was like, I want to I want to help you. 0:06:52.680 --> 0:06:56.600 Wait wait, like like out of like chronic pain, out 0:06:56.600 --> 0:06:57.279 of chronic pain. 0:06:57.400 --> 0:06:59.560 Yeah, because what happened, you know is you I've heard 0:06:59.600 --> 0:06:59.800 of this. 0:07:00.240 --> 0:07:02.480 Uh, you get stuck in a paint cycle and your 0:07:02.480 --> 0:07:05.839 body ends up, your mind ends up going this is 0:07:05.880 --> 0:07:06.800 how the body is. 0:07:07.240 --> 0:07:09.240 This is stuck in a pain cycle that sounds like 0:07:09.279 --> 0:07:12.760 an Anthrax album, right, my parents marriage go ahead? 0:07:13.000 --> 0:07:17.520 And uh, and so then it rewires your brain to 0:07:17.600 --> 0:07:19.600 teach you how to get out of the paint cycle. 0:07:19.640 --> 0:07:21.480 I don't know, I'm gonna learn more. I'm gonna I'm 0:07:21.480 --> 0:07:24.120 gonna set up a zoom with this guy. But yeah, cool, yeah, 0:07:24.200 --> 0:07:27.480 so pretty cool. But but then the other articles that 0:07:28.640 --> 0:07:29.800 I was like that one, I'm. 0:07:29.640 --> 0:07:30.320 Like, I'm fine. 0:07:30.360 --> 0:07:32.360 I just talked about it on THEO Von too, So 0:07:32.480 --> 0:07:34.560 it's not that big of a deal. It's out there 0:07:34.600 --> 0:07:36.040 all my paint stuff. I talk about it on our 0:07:36.080 --> 0:07:37.440 podcast every fucking. 0:07:37.960 --> 0:07:38.560 On the batchelor. 0:07:39.080 --> 0:07:42.120 Were were you guys like approaching it very seriously on 0:07:42.160 --> 0:07:44.280 his interview, like where it's like THEO you guys are 0:07:44.280 --> 0:07:47.280 probably joshing around a little bit and making a joke. 0:07:47.560 --> 0:07:50.920 No, no, no, both. I was the same amount of Adam, 0:07:50.960 --> 0:07:52.720 you know, I'm like half serious. 0:07:52.800 --> 0:07:56.560 You didn't cry and no character you've curated carefully for 0:07:56.640 --> 0:07:57.360 the public eye. 0:07:57.280 --> 0:07:57.360 Ye. 0:07:57.560 --> 0:08:00.200 I wish we watched the gram interview and Adam was 0:08:00.240 --> 0:08:00.960 just bawling. 0:08:01.920 --> 0:08:03.440 They told me I was dying. 0:08:04.320 --> 0:08:06.920 They told me no, I didn't cry, but I want 0:08:06.960 --> 0:08:10.040 you to. I wanted to. And then but then I 0:08:10.080 --> 0:08:12.800 told the story about how my toe fell off while masturbating. 0:08:13.360 --> 0:08:15.000 He's goat. He goaded me into it. 0:08:15.000 --> 0:08:17.440 He's like, I want your toe fell off when you're 0:08:17.480 --> 0:08:19.360 in a bathtub once and I'm like, how did you 0:08:19.480 --> 0:08:20.160 know this story? 0:08:20.280 --> 0:08:22.320 Any any story there? 0:08:22.840 --> 0:08:23.280 Totally? 0:08:23.400 --> 0:08:28.080 And then I did. I told that story. Entertainment Weekly 0:08:28.120 --> 0:08:32.040 picked it up. Uh People Magazine picked it up. 0:08:32.320 --> 0:08:34.560 Was he glad that he heard the story on his 0:08:34.600 --> 0:08:36.720 podcast or was he like, fuck, what have I done? 0:08:37.040 --> 0:08:39.640 My podcast is now devolved into Uh? 0:08:39.760 --> 0:08:42.440 No, he he used the one who he was a 0:08:42.480 --> 0:08:43.319 goad in and out of me. 0:08:43.400 --> 0:08:44.280 He wanted the story. 0:08:44.679 --> 0:08:56.960 G bully, bully, Grandmama, Grandmama, grandma, the best and the best. 0:08:57.040 --> 0:09:00.160 So then and so then Elizabeth Banks reaches out to 0:09:00.200 --> 0:09:02.119 me and she just sends. 0:09:01.880 --> 0:09:03.559 Me just the interview. 0:09:03.960 --> 0:09:08.200 Who reaches out Elizabeth Banks, the actress and director, and she, 0:09:09.080 --> 0:09:12.480 uh just sent me the clip of the Entertainment Weekly 0:09:12.920 --> 0:09:15.880 article that is me dressed as Kelvin Gemstone and head 0:09:15.880 --> 0:09:20.160 to toe dumbass Balenciaga. I look insane with my hair 0:09:20.280 --> 0:09:23.760 looking insane, and it's just me looking all saucy, going 0:09:24.920 --> 0:09:29.240 masturbated so hard his toe fell off and that's the headline, dude. 0:09:29.000 --> 0:09:32.280 The fuck man, Dude, that is a cool ass headline. 0:09:32.360 --> 0:09:34.800 It was, it was I would I would pay good 0:09:34.840 --> 0:09:38.280 money for an orgasm like that these days. 0:09:38.280 --> 0:09:46.240 Your toe off, fucking you j oh so hard your toe. 0:09:44.960 --> 0:09:48.120 God damn honey gets the swift I. 0:09:48.080 --> 0:09:52.040 Feel any I would say eighty five percent of any 0:09:52.080 --> 0:09:57.120 other person, of everyone else would have been mortified. Of 0:09:59.440 --> 0:10:02.400 people would have been mortified at that, but of other 0:10:02.559 --> 0:10:03.520 person their. 0:10:03.520 --> 0:10:06.840 Entire torso one arm, their face in the back of 0:10:06.840 --> 0:10:09.679 her head, both legs one day. 0:10:11.000 --> 0:10:13.920 Yeah, damn, could you imagine, I'm just thinking about my 0:10:14.080 --> 0:10:16.280 toes curdling so hard? 0:10:15.600 --> 0:10:18.760 One would you be bombed if if there was an 0:10:18.840 --> 0:10:22.640 entertainment weekly article about you, Blake that said your tofal 0:10:22.679 --> 0:10:22.880 of it? 0:10:23.040 --> 0:10:24.760 No, all press is good press. 0:10:25.000 --> 0:10:27.080 Wasn't there one about him dying jumping on a ping 0:10:27.160 --> 0:10:27.679 pong table? 0:10:27.760 --> 0:10:29.880 Yeah, no, that was all good. That was right and 0:10:29.960 --> 0:10:30.480 high baby. 0:10:30.559 --> 0:10:33.200 Yeah, yeah, there's no such thing as bad press. 0:10:33.480 --> 0:10:37.040 On Now they're like, this guy can't be insured, mate, 0:10:37.720 --> 0:10:40.640 fuck it, he's a wild dog. He's uninsurable. 0:10:40.880 --> 0:10:44.320 Uninsurable, I'm living in the paint realm. 0:10:44.440 --> 0:10:47.680 That's when you know you're you're doing something right. Yes, 0:10:47.760 --> 0:10:50.600 go ahead, if you're if you're uninsurable, like then. 0:10:50.520 --> 0:10:53.520 You're like think like a jockey. You're a people's champ. 0:10:53.679 --> 0:10:56.320 You know if like the movie studios, they go, we 0:10:56.400 --> 0:10:59.760 can't even ensure this guy, he's a liability. You know 0:10:59.800 --> 0:11:01.600 that that you go on the streets and people are 0:11:01.600 --> 0:11:02.600 just hollering your name. 0:11:02.760 --> 0:11:04.000 Yeah, you know you're here. 0:11:04.040 --> 0:11:05.920 They know you're gonna die, so they give you all 0:11:05.960 --> 0:11:07.640 the attention, all the products. 0:11:07.840 --> 0:11:09.040 You're not here for a long time. 0:11:09.040 --> 0:11:11.560 They're just handing you flowers. They're just handing you flowers 0:11:11.640 --> 0:11:13.560 on the street. Oh fuck, okay, thank you. 0:11:13.559 --> 0:11:15.719 To speaking of flowers. Do we even get into this? 0:11:15.960 --> 0:11:16.160 Ah? 0:11:16.400 --> 0:11:18.440 What poor what what do you mean? 0:11:18.480 --> 0:11:18.560 What? 0:11:19.120 --> 0:11:19.880 Val Kilmer? 0:11:20.080 --> 0:11:22.960 Oh yeah, fuck, what are we? 0:11:23.080 --> 0:11:26.360 What are we doing? Fuck? I'm like freaking out that 0:11:26.400 --> 0:11:29.400 we talked about Warrick Davis so much. This motherfucker's about 0:11:29.440 --> 0:11:31.280 to just get hit by a train. He is. 0:11:31.520 --> 0:11:32.480 We did it again. 0:11:32.559 --> 0:11:33.520 Our podcast. 0:11:33.880 --> 0:11:38.280 Our podcast is literally a fucking goosebumps book, dude, Like 0:11:39.640 --> 0:11:41.800 anytime we mentioned. 0:11:41.520 --> 0:11:43.760 Someone, they die. 0:11:44.120 --> 0:11:46.040 Man, it's fucking weird. 0:11:46.200 --> 0:11:48.360 I could see Blake just pulling off his mask. He's 0:11:48.480 --> 0:11:51.120 r l Stein underneath there, just weaving this. 0:11:51.120 --> 0:11:53.439 Tail, right, dude, it's crazy. 0:11:53.800 --> 0:11:56.440 This is basically say cheese and die, but with the 0:11:56.480 --> 0:11:58.440 podcasts it's unreal. 0:11:58.600 --> 0:11:58.920 Dude. 0:11:59.160 --> 0:12:01.959 Was the Monster Was that a Ralstein. 0:12:01.480 --> 0:12:03.040 Book or Monster Blood? 0:12:03.559 --> 0:12:04.840 I think it was? That was one. 0:12:05.000 --> 0:12:07.520 Yeah, yeah, seal. 0:12:07.559 --> 0:12:09.520 I remember the Monster Ring. A kid put on a 0:12:09.559 --> 0:12:11.720 ring and became like stronger or something and then so 0:12:11.800 --> 0:12:16.040 we turned into a monster. Oh they adapted it to 0:12:16.160 --> 0:12:18.120 a CBS Story Break cartoon. 0:12:18.160 --> 0:12:21.120 Pretty good, My god. You know what I think would 0:12:21.120 --> 0:12:24.680 be a good thing. Uh, we're older, and you know 0:12:24.720 --> 0:12:26.760 you got a little coin. You got a little coin 0:12:26.880 --> 0:12:28.840 in the pocket from all those ads that we just 0:12:28.840 --> 0:12:29.480 fucking read. 0:12:30.840 --> 0:12:31.600 Yeah, Penguin. 0:12:31.720 --> 0:12:36.760 Penguin would be to buy all the Goosebumps books for 0:12:36.840 --> 0:12:40.520 our children, like the whole catalog Goosebumps. 0:12:40.520 --> 0:12:43.640 Oh like like just drop, just drop, like a whole 0:12:43.720 --> 0:12:45.880 ass bookshelf on them with all the books. 0:12:45.960 --> 0:12:47.600 Yeah, just say here's everyone. 0:12:48.080 --> 0:12:55.520 Yeah, like five of them are pretty good. Sorry no, sorry, no, 0:12:55.640 --> 0:12:57.720 dis dude. It was a time and place, but like 0:12:57.800 --> 0:12:58.559 going back, you. 0:12:58.520 --> 0:13:03.280 Know, well you've gone back? What are you talking about? 0:13:03.400 --> 0:13:03.920 Of course? 0:13:04.080 --> 0:13:04.280 Man? 0:13:04.440 --> 0:13:07.040 Wait, I had to know if Night of the Living 0:13:07.160 --> 0:13:08.120 Dummy held up. 0:13:08.320 --> 0:13:10.440 I had to know, Well, you know, there are four 0:13:10.559 --> 0:13:13.160 children it's not going to hold up or they cliffered 0:13:13.200 --> 0:13:13.960 the big Red Dog. 0:13:14.000 --> 0:13:17.000 It doesn't hit in the same way. Oh dude, I do, 0:13:17.240 --> 0:13:18.120 and it still does. 0:13:18.720 --> 0:13:19.440 It still does. 0:13:20.280 --> 0:13:23.000 Just wait, dude, Marvin K. Mooney, will you please go now? 0:13:23.200 --> 0:13:25.000 It is better now that I'm. 0:13:24.840 --> 0:13:26.680 Older, Dude, it hits different. 0:13:26.880 --> 0:13:29.440 It hits different, bro, it hits different. 0:13:30.280 --> 0:13:33.120 Reading the giving tree now you're like, when he's old, 0:13:33.160 --> 0:13:34.440 he goes and sits on the stomp. 0:13:34.559 --> 0:13:37.280 Okay, dude, what's the stone soup or whatever? What was 0:13:37.320 --> 0:13:37.720 that one? 0:13:37.920 --> 0:13:39.600 You remember? Stone Stone soup? 0:13:39.800 --> 0:13:40.200 What was it? 0:13:40.679 --> 0:13:41.520 Every Wednesday night? 0:13:41.720 --> 0:13:45.280 No one remembers stone soup? The fuck are you talking, dude? 0:13:45.400 --> 0:13:48.600 Yeah, it's where the guy tricks people into uh serving 0:13:48.679 --> 0:13:51.560 up ingredients. He's like, I got the stone, and uh 0:13:51.840 --> 0:13:54.400 it tastes delicious. We need some. If I'm bringing the stone, 0:13:54.480 --> 0:13:56.360 you got to bring the carrots. And they're like okay, 0:13:56.559 --> 0:13:58.560 and you bring the corn and then they're like, wow, 0:13:58.559 --> 0:14:01.600 it does taste good. But he just tricked them into 0:14:01.600 --> 0:14:03.440 giving them free ingredients. 0:14:04.240 --> 0:14:04.520 Dude. 0:14:04.640 --> 0:14:06.800 Oh, so this is like a book to teach your 0:14:06.880 --> 0:14:09.320 children to lie to people in order to get what 0:14:09.320 --> 0:14:09.600 they want. 0:14:09.720 --> 0:14:12.160 Yes, it's a survival instinct, a little you have to 0:14:12.200 --> 0:14:13.200 know these things smart. 0:14:13.440 --> 0:14:14.000 Just be smart. 0:14:14.160 --> 0:14:17.280 Stone soup, Stone soup. I'm sorry that you know. I'm 0:14:17.280 --> 0:14:18.560 going to do a take back right now. 0:14:19.200 --> 0:14:22.000 I'm sorry that I yelled at you about stone soup 0:14:22.040 --> 0:14:24.880 because apparently it is real. I guess my parents didn't 0:14:25.040 --> 0:14:27.720 read to me because I don't know stone soup at all, 0:14:27.760 --> 0:14:31.920 but it happens. The one where it's like the Grandma 0:14:32.640 --> 0:14:34.360 and you know that one. 0:14:35.120 --> 0:14:36.280 Yeah, I keep going. 0:14:38.840 --> 0:14:41.720 Say less or say more. 0:14:41.720 --> 0:14:44.480 But I feel like, talk about yoursel I'm gonna grab 0:14:44.520 --> 0:14:45.280 this book real quick. 0:14:45.400 --> 0:14:49.480 It's right, the one about the grandma, the what's her name? 0:14:49.520 --> 0:14:52.720 I know her name, it's like a really cool name, Grandma. 0:14:53.160 --> 0:14:53.520 I don't know. 0:14:53.680 --> 0:14:56.800 The real banger was the one where like the teacher 0:14:57.560 --> 0:15:01.040 had like have no control of the classroom, substitute showed 0:15:01.120 --> 0:15:03.800 up those illustrations that teacher was frightening. 0:15:04.160 --> 0:15:07.640 Yes, the teacher who shows up is hell is scarian, mean, 0:15:08.120 --> 0:15:11.720 and then it makes the kids want their original abusive 0:15:11.760 --> 0:15:13.080 teacher back exactly. 0:15:13.120 --> 0:15:15.120 And I think on the last page you see like 0:15:15.360 --> 0:15:17.080 the wig in the purse. 0:15:17.920 --> 0:15:20.960 Oh, do they never actually tell you that they were 0:15:20.960 --> 0:15:21.640 the same person. 0:15:22.000 --> 0:15:23.520 I mean, I think that's how they do it. Blake 0:15:23.640 --> 0:15:24.760 as they show the wig in the. 0:15:24.760 --> 0:15:28.240 Purse, just in the drawings, in the illustrations, I. 0:15:28.200 --> 0:15:30.080 Think miss Nelson is missing. 0:15:30.400 --> 0:15:30.640 Dude. 0:15:30.720 --> 0:15:35.480 Oh that is a fucking banger banger it is. That's 0:15:35.520 --> 0:15:37.080 a really great book. 0:15:37.320 --> 0:15:40.120 I also like it makes me want to find miss Nelson. 0:15:40.160 --> 0:15:40.800 You know what I'm saying. 0:15:41.120 --> 0:15:43.480 Goddamn, she had a kooky boody. 0:15:43.800 --> 0:15:45.400 Wait, what worth doing it? 0:15:45.400 --> 0:15:48.560 It's science, it was. It's in my son's room. I 0:15:48.600 --> 0:15:50.440 think I thought it was out in the living room. 0:15:50.480 --> 0:15:53.520 But he's taking the nappy. 0:15:54.240 --> 0:15:58.120 Love man, NAP's rock snap be a clock. I love 0:15:58.120 --> 0:16:00.360 a good nap. Yeah. Well it's dope. And by the 0:16:00.440 --> 0:16:01.400 end you're like crying. 0:16:01.480 --> 0:16:03.560 My mother gave it to him and it's about like 0:16:04.120 --> 0:16:08.920 a grandma and she's you know, they die and ship Grandma. 0:16:09.400 --> 0:16:13.840 Grandma's dying. So what it sucks? It sucks for kids? 0:16:13.960 --> 0:16:15.440 Is this about the grandma dying? 0:16:15.560 --> 0:16:18.560 Yeah? God, I wish I had it right now. It's 0:16:18.600 --> 0:16:21.000 just it's a real tear jerker. It's a blue. 0:16:20.760 --> 0:16:23.440 Book and there's and there's a grandma and there's. 0:16:23.280 --> 0:16:24.160 A grandma in it. 0:16:25.120 --> 0:16:27.600 Okay, Grandma, it's new. 0:16:28.080 --> 0:16:29.720 No, it's old. It's a classic. 0:16:29.760 --> 0:16:32.920 Wait, what's the one about like like the Teddy Bear 0:16:33.080 --> 0:16:35.240 and like the little kid is dying, but like the 0:16:35.280 --> 0:16:37.520 Teddy Bear is like with the kid the whole time. 0:16:37.720 --> 0:16:39.600 And then I think they have to like the bear 0:16:39.640 --> 0:16:41.520 on fire because it has the disease. 0:16:42.200 --> 0:16:44.280 I don't know, not real, dude, good night, good night, 0:16:44.320 --> 0:16:46.120 construction side. You don't you don't have. 0:16:46.080 --> 0:16:48.400 To make something up to like be cool around us. 0:16:48.880 --> 0:16:53.440 It's called the Velvet the Velveteen Rabbit, Yes, yeah it is. 0:16:54.560 --> 0:16:57.520 And isn't that about a sick person who has a 0:16:57.600 --> 0:17:01.480 rabbit and then the rabbit. 0:17:00.360 --> 0:17:04.120 You're a sick person. Goodbye. I don't know what it's about. 0:17:04.160 --> 0:17:06.720 I just remember the title and the illustrations. 0:17:06.240 --> 0:17:10.520 Dude, I think that story is like really really tough. 0:17:11.640 --> 0:17:13.840 Is it a huns Christian Anderson? 0:17:15.920 --> 0:17:16.920 You know that's. 0:17:18.560 --> 0:17:20.159 That's probably not. 0:17:20.760 --> 0:17:24.600 Yeah, but I remember The Velveteen Rabbit being extremely sad, 0:17:25.080 --> 0:17:25.840 very sad book. 0:17:26.960 --> 0:17:29.520 Nice Frog and Toad, you guys doing Frog and Toad. 0:17:30.000 --> 0:17:32.040 Love Frog and Toad, Love Frog and Toad. 0:17:32.359 --> 0:17:33.560 The illustrations in. 0:17:33.600 --> 0:17:35.719