Speaker 1: Welcome to This is Important, a production of iHeart Radio,
Speaker 1: the show where we talk about what's obviously most critically
Speaker 1: crucially important today On This is.
Speaker 2: Important, our podcast is literally a fucking goosebumps book.
Speaker 3: Dude, if you eat enough pineapple, your cum taste delicious.
Speaker 4: Brother, you are a lucky man. On Chantey, let's.
Speaker 5: Go Yeah that wow, dude, what up?
Speaker 6: Fellas?
Speaker 3: We just did a lot of ads get ready get
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Speaker 7: Do you guys like doing them before the show or
Speaker 7: do you like doing them after?
Speaker 3: I don't like doing them maybe ever, Okay, it's not
Speaker 3: my favorite part of the day. I like talking with
Speaker 3: my boys. That's why I got into podcasting, you know.
Speaker 3: I like talking with it.
Speaker 7: Yes, say so you're not gonna answer that?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, I would say out of those two options after.
Speaker 6: Because then you could bail. Yeah. Yeah, we throw that
Speaker 6: one to Isaac. We punt that one.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Maybe maybe we should have Isaac to do you a couple.
Speaker 3: That'd be fun.
Speaker 6: Uh, Yndai, I know that therapy is important.
Speaker 3: Uh, therapy is important.
Speaker 4: H E l p dot com.
Speaker 3: Oh g h isis it's called Original Penguin.
Speaker 6: Penguin.
Speaker 3: We were talking, so we're doing, uh, some commercials for
Speaker 3: original Penguin as we do, as we do now, I
Speaker 3: say penguin.
Speaker 6: Yeah, they say Blake, Penguin, Penguin, peng Win, peng Gwen.
Speaker 6: You sound like you're speaking another lang.
Speaker 4: Like you and Adam. You say penguin, penguin.
Speaker 6: Why would you say penguin when there isn't an I?
Speaker 3: Because that's always that's that's how I was always raised
Speaker 3: to say penguin. When my mother took me to the
Speaker 3: zoo as a young boy, she said, look at that penguin,
Speaker 3: and I go, that's how it said.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but your parents constantly said the N word around
Speaker 4: the house too, But you don't say it.
Speaker 6: No, they did. That is not true. Didn't.
Speaker 3: That's not even funny. That's not even funny.
Speaker 4: That's saying this analogy doesn't work because they were constantly
Speaker 4: saying the words.
Speaker 6: That's not that is disparaging. That's I don't like that, durs.
Speaker 6: I do not like that.
Speaker 3: But you're right, my dad and uncles were but uh, you.
Speaker 6: Want to see it.
Speaker 3: No, they they were saying words incorrectly a lot. But
Speaker 3: I'm but Anna and Mark producers on the podcast, they
Speaker 3: both said penguin the way I said penguin, So.
Speaker 6: No, yeah, you're stupid, dumb ass.
Speaker 7: I mean, this is what's fascinating about language.
Speaker 6: You guys love this.
Speaker 2: And everybody if you want to turn down your radios
Speaker 2: and not listen for a little bit.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there are there are words that like don't exist,
Speaker 4: or phrases that aren't the phrase that become the phrase,
Speaker 4: like down the pipe or down instead, down the pipe
Speaker 4: gets down the pipe and it becomes so like ubiquitous,
Speaker 4: ubiquitous that like, then it is what it is? Like
Speaker 4: people say comfortability. Hey, I don't know if that's a word.
Speaker 2: Comfortability, Yeah, comforted ability or comfortable?
Speaker 6: How do you say it? Well, Jesus Christ.
Speaker 7: Like about a bed or a pair of shoes or
Speaker 7: like a couch.
Speaker 6: Yeah, the comfortability of I don't know.
Speaker 7: If that's a word. It's just the comfort is it comfortable?
Speaker 2: Well maybe maybe a company made that word up, like
Speaker 2: they were like, there's no other way to describe these mattresses.
Speaker 4: Well, so then is Chris Mahana Kwanzica also real? What
Speaker 4: are we doing here if companies are just making up words?
Speaker 4: Duncan far fig Nougan, I don't know if that's a
Speaker 4: real word.
Speaker 2: Arfag nugan is definitely a German word. I don't know
Speaker 2: what farf.
Speaker 4: Wagen das is not real. Farfagnugan was a Volkswagen ad campaign.
Speaker 6: On Yeah, God, damn damn, you're so old, dude.
Speaker 3: I also like that you're currently dressed like you was
Speaker 3: walked out of nineteen eighty six.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I might have been buying.
Speaker 6: What do they call those? What are they like?
Speaker 3: The little bee boys that come out with a little
Speaker 3: cardboard Yeah.
Speaker 7: I'm crazy legs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, damn, yeah, that topical reference. That would be sick.
Speaker 2: That would be sick.
Speaker 7: Shout out, shout out crazy.
Speaker 6: I would love to watch you break, dude. That would
Speaker 6: be tight.
Speaker 4: If I tried, I would.
Speaker 6: I'm breaking over here. I would breaking over here.
Speaker 7: Adam's breaking every day, breaking the sweat.
Speaker 6: I'm breaking every day.
Speaker 4: That's fine, dude.
Speaker 3: How about our podcast gets no love? I tell all
Speaker 3: these crazy stories of your podcast. It gets the press
Speaker 3: doesn't pick anything up.
Speaker 4: Zero traction.
Speaker 3: And then when I go on, I do I did
Speaker 3: this a Graham Besseinger interview. Okay, and I did this interview.
Speaker 7: Blake, are you familiar?
Speaker 3: Every everything that I said became a news article. What
Speaker 3: is yeah, exactly right, goodbye. I mean, no shots fired
Speaker 3: against him. But I didn't know who he was until
Speaker 3: until I until I did the interview, and then I
Speaker 3: like recognized him when when he was when he was like,
Speaker 3: oh you want to do this interview, and I looked
Speaker 3: up at stuff and I'm like.
Speaker 6: Oh, yeah, is he British.
Speaker 3: No, he's just a guy from the Midwest.
Speaker 4: Graham Norton.
Speaker 7: That's the most British name I've ever heard.
Speaker 3: Does sound like it's like Grand Messing Jet, super nice guy,
Speaker 3: great interview.
Speaker 6: We did it.
Speaker 7: It's Oh, this guy's like a commentator somewhere, isn't he No?
Speaker 6: I think I don't think so.
Speaker 4: I think he's not like a sports guy.
Speaker 3: I don't think so. I think he exclusively does these.
Speaker 4: Was he like a bachelor or something? How do I
Speaker 4: know this guy?
Speaker 3: I don't think he was a bachelor. But he just
Speaker 3: does these interviews. You've probably seen him. It's on TV
Speaker 3: all the time, Okay, and he does He's done.
Speaker 4: Everybody, I got a good at the bottom of this guy.
Speaker 3: So I did it, like suddenly, like all the stuff
Speaker 3: with my health, it's like news everywhere. Everybody's just like,
Speaker 3: oh my god, Adam Devinees dying. It became it was
Speaker 3: like entertainment tonight. People fucking all all these things are
Speaker 3: covering it.
Speaker 4: So here's my thing. Don't you think that's just His
Speaker 4: producers are like, we got a scoop we can push
Speaker 4: and like this is good click.
Speaker 6: Well do we have bad producers? Is that what we're saying?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 6: Shots fired?
Speaker 7: I feel like you just said that.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, maybe that's possible.
Speaker 3: But then also I was getting a lot of people
Speaker 3: that would reach out about my health stuff, which is
Speaker 3: very kind of very nice, and I've got some good
Speaker 3: leads by the way. Really the guy that created a
Speaker 3: way out, this guy named Alan, and I'm blanking on
Speaker 3: his last name. I have his book around here somewhere.
Speaker 6: It's like the book on how to get out of pain.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, he reached out.
Speaker 6: He was like, I want to I want to help you.
Speaker 2: Wait wait, like like out of like chronic pain, out
Speaker 2: of chronic pain.
Speaker 6: Yeah, because what happened, you know is you I've heard
Speaker 6: of this.
Speaker 3: Uh, you get stuck in a paint cycle and your
Speaker 3: body ends up, your mind ends up going this is
Speaker 3: how the body is.
Speaker 2: This is stuck in a pain cycle that sounds like
Speaker 2: an Anthrax album, right, my parents marriage go ahead?
Speaker 3: And uh, and so then it rewires your brain to
Speaker 3: teach you how to get out of the paint cycle.
Speaker 3: I don't know, I'm gonna learn more. I'm gonna I'm
Speaker 3: gonna set up a zoom with this guy. But yeah, cool, yeah,
Speaker 3: so pretty cool. But but then the other articles that
Speaker 3: I was like that one, I'm.
Speaker 6: Like, I'm fine.
Speaker 3: I just talked about it on THEO Von too, So
Speaker 3: it's not that big of a deal. It's out there
Speaker 3: all my paint stuff. I talk about it on our
Speaker 3: podcast every fucking.
Speaker 4: On the batchelor.
Speaker 2: Were were you guys like approaching it very seriously on
Speaker 2: his interview, like where it's like THEO you guys are
Speaker 2: probably joshing around a little bit and making a joke.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, both. I was the same amount of Adam,
Speaker 3: you know, I'm like half serious.
Speaker 4: You didn't cry and no character you've curated carefully for
Speaker 4: the public eye.
Speaker 5: Ye.
Speaker 2: I wish we watched the gram interview and Adam was
Speaker 2: just bawling.
Speaker 4: They told me I was dying.
Speaker 6: They told me no, I didn't cry, but I want
Speaker 6: you to. I wanted to. And then but then I
Speaker 6: told the story about how my toe fell off while masturbating.
Speaker 6: He's goat. He goaded me into it.
Speaker 3: He's like, I want your toe fell off when you're
Speaker 3: in a bathtub once and I'm like, how did you
Speaker 3: know this story?
Speaker 4: Any any story there?
Speaker 6: Totally?
Speaker 3: And then I did. I told that story. Entertainment Weekly
Speaker 3: picked it up. Uh People Magazine picked it up.
Speaker 4: Was he glad that he heard the story on his
Speaker 4: podcast or was he like, fuck, what have I done?
Speaker 4: My podcast is now devolved into Uh?
Speaker 3: No, he he used the one who he was a
Speaker 3: goad in and out of me.
Speaker 6: He wanted the story.
Speaker 8: G bully, bully, Grandmama, Grandmama, grandma, the best and the best.
Speaker 3: So then and so then Elizabeth Banks reaches out to
Speaker 3: me and she just sends.
Speaker 6: Me just the interview.
Speaker 3: Who reaches out Elizabeth Banks, the actress and director, and she,
Speaker 3: uh just sent me the clip of the Entertainment Weekly
Speaker 3: article that is me dressed as Kelvin Gemstone and head
Speaker 3: to toe dumbass Balenciaga. I look insane with my hair
Speaker 3: looking insane, and it's just me looking all saucy, going
Speaker 3: masturbated so hard his toe fell off and that's the headline, dude.
Speaker 2: The fuck man, Dude, that is a cool ass headline.
Speaker 4: It was, it was I would I would pay good
Speaker 4: money for an orgasm like that these days.
Speaker 2: Your toe off, fucking you j oh so hard your toe.
Speaker 7: God damn honey gets the swift I.
Speaker 3: Feel any I would say eighty five percent of any
Speaker 3: other person, of everyone else would have been mortified. Of
Speaker 3: people would have been mortified at that, but of other
Speaker 3: person their.
Speaker 4: Entire torso one arm, their face in the back of
Speaker 4: her head, both legs one day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, damn, could you imagine, I'm just thinking about my
Speaker 2: toes curdling so hard?
Speaker 3: One would you be bombed if if there was an
Speaker 3: entertainment weekly article about you, Blake that said your tofal
Speaker 3: of it?
Speaker 7: No, all press is good press.
Speaker 4: Wasn't there one about him dying jumping on a ping
Speaker 4: pong table?
Speaker 6: Yeah, no, that was all good. That was right and
Speaker 6: high baby.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, there's no such thing as bad press.
Speaker 4: On Now they're like, this guy can't be insured, mate,
Speaker 4: fuck it, he's a wild dog. He's uninsurable.
Speaker 6: Uninsurable, I'm living in the paint realm.
Speaker 3: That's when you know you're you're doing something right. Yes,
Speaker 3: go ahead, if you're if you're uninsurable, like then.
Speaker 6: You're like think like a jockey. You're a people's champ.
Speaker 3: You know if like the movie studios, they go, we
Speaker 3: can't even ensure this guy, he's a liability. You know
Speaker 3: that that you go on the streets and people are
Speaker 3: just hollering your name.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you know you're here.
Speaker 4: They know you're gonna die, so they give you all
Speaker 4: the attention, all the products.
Speaker 6: You're not here for a long time.
Speaker 3: They're just handing you flowers. They're just handing you flowers
Speaker 3: on the street. Oh fuck, okay, thank you.
Speaker 7: To speaking of flowers. Do we even get into this?
Speaker 3: Ah?
Speaker 6: What poor what what do you mean?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 4: Val Kilmer?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, fuck, what are we?
Speaker 4: What are we doing? Fuck? I'm like freaking out that
Speaker 4: we talked about Warrick Davis so much. This motherfucker's about
Speaker 4: to just get hit by a train. He is.
Speaker 6: We did it again.
Speaker 4: Our podcast.
Speaker 2: Our podcast is literally a fucking goosebumps book, dude, Like
Speaker 2: anytime we mentioned.
Speaker 6: Someone, they die.
Speaker 7: Man, it's fucking weird.
Speaker 3: I could see Blake just pulling off his mask. He's
Speaker 3: r l Stein underneath there, just weaving this.
Speaker 6: Tail, right, dude, it's crazy.
Speaker 2: This is basically say cheese and die, but with the
Speaker 2: podcasts it's unreal.
Speaker 9: Dude.
Speaker 4: Was the Monster Was that a Ralstein.
Speaker 6: Book or Monster Blood?
Speaker 4: I think it was? That was one.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, seal.
Speaker 4: I remember the Monster Ring. A kid put on a
Speaker 4: ring and became like stronger or something and then so
Speaker 4: we turned into a monster. Oh they adapted it to
Speaker 4: a CBS Story Break cartoon.
Speaker 3: Pretty good, My god. You know what I think would
Speaker 3: be a good thing. Uh, we're older, and you know
Speaker 3: you got a little coin. You got a little coin
Speaker 3: in the pocket from all those ads that we just
Speaker 3: fucking read.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Penguin.
Speaker 3: Penguin would be to buy all the Goosebumps books for
Speaker 3: our children, like the whole catalog Goosebumps.
Speaker 2: Oh like like just drop, just drop, like a whole
Speaker 2: ass bookshelf on them with all the books.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just say here's everyone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like five of them are pretty good. Sorry no, sorry, no,
Speaker 2: dis dude. It was a time and place, but like
Speaker 2: going back, you.
Speaker 6: Know, well you've gone back? What are you talking about?
Speaker 4: Of course?
Speaker 6: Man?
Speaker 2: Wait, I had to know if Night of the Living
Speaker 2: Dummy held up.
Speaker 3: I had to know, Well, you know, there are four
Speaker 3: children it's not going to hold up or they cliffered
Speaker 3: the big Red Dog.
Speaker 6: It doesn't hit in the same way. Oh dude, I do,
Speaker 6: and it still does.
Speaker 7: It still does.
Speaker 2: Just wait, dude, Marvin K. Mooney, will you please go now?
Speaker 2: It is better now that I'm.
Speaker 4: Older, Dude, it hits different.
Speaker 6: It hits different, bro, it hits different.
Speaker 4: Reading the giving tree now you're like, when he's old,
Speaker 4: he goes and sits on the stomp.
Speaker 6: Okay, dude, what's the stone soup or whatever? What was
Speaker 6: that one?
Speaker 7: You remember? Stone Stone soup?
Speaker 2: What was it?
Speaker 4: Every Wednesday night?
Speaker 6: No one remembers stone soup? The fuck are you talking, dude?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's where the guy tricks people into uh serving
Speaker 4: up ingredients. He's like, I got the stone, and uh
Speaker 4: it tastes delicious. We need some. If I'm bringing the stone,
Speaker 4: you got to bring the carrots. And they're like okay,
Speaker 4: and you bring the corn and then they're like, wow,
Speaker 4: it does taste good. But he just tricked them into
Speaker 4: giving them free ingredients.
Speaker 6: Dude.
Speaker 3: Oh, so this is like a book to teach your
Speaker 3: children to lie to people in order to get what
Speaker 3: they want.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's a survival instinct, a little you have to
Speaker 2: know these things smart.
Speaker 7: Just be smart.
Speaker 6: Stone soup, Stone soup. I'm sorry that you know. I'm
Speaker 6: going to do a take back right now.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry that I yelled at you about stone soup
Speaker 3: because apparently it is real. I guess my parents didn't
Speaker 3: read to me because I don't know stone soup at all,
Speaker 3: but it happens. The one where it's like the Grandma
Speaker 3: and you know that one.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I keep going.
Speaker 4: Say less or say more.
Speaker 6: But I feel like, talk about yoursel I'm gonna grab
Speaker 6: this book real quick.
Speaker 2: It's right, the one about the grandma, the what's her name?
Speaker 2: I know her name, it's like a really cool name, Grandma.
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 4: The real banger was the one where like the teacher
Speaker 4: had like have no control of the classroom, substitute showed
Speaker 4: up those illustrations that teacher was frightening.
Speaker 2: Yes, the teacher who shows up is hell is scarian, mean,
Speaker 2: and then it makes the kids want their original abusive
Speaker 2: teacher back exactly.
Speaker 4: And I think on the last page you see like
Speaker 4: the wig in the purse.
Speaker 2: Oh, do they never actually tell you that they were
Speaker 2: the same person.
Speaker 7: I mean, I think that's how they do it. Blake
Speaker 7: as they show the wig in the.
Speaker 6: Purse, just in the drawings, in the illustrations, I.
Speaker 7: Think miss Nelson is missing.
Speaker 3: Dude.
Speaker 6: Oh that is a fucking banger banger it is. That's
Speaker 6: a really great book.
Speaker 7: I also like it makes me want to find miss Nelson.
Speaker 7: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 6: Goddamn, she had a kooky boody.
Speaker 7: Wait, what worth doing it?
Speaker 6: It's science, it was. It's in my son's room. I
Speaker 6: think I thought it was out in the living room.
Speaker 4: But he's taking the nappy.
Speaker 6: Love man, NAP's rock snap be a clock. I love
Speaker 6: a good nap. Yeah. Well it's dope. And by the
Speaker 6: end you're like crying.
Speaker 3: My mother gave it to him and it's about like
Speaker 3: a grandma and she's you know, they die and ship Grandma.
Speaker 6: Grandma's dying. So what it sucks? It sucks for kids?
Speaker 7: Is this about the grandma dying?
Speaker 6: Yeah? God, I wish I had it right now. It's
Speaker 6: just it's a real tear jerker. It's a blue.
Speaker 4: Book and there's and there's a grandma and there's.
Speaker 3: A grandma in it.
Speaker 4: Okay, Grandma, it's new.
Speaker 6: No, it's old. It's a classic.
Speaker 2: Wait, what's the one about like like the Teddy Bear
Speaker 2: and like the little kid is dying, but like the
Speaker 2: Teddy Bear is like with the kid the whole time.
Speaker 2: And then I think they have to like the bear
Speaker 2: on fire because it has the disease.
Speaker 7: I don't know, not real, dude, good night, good night,
Speaker 7: construction side. You don't you don't have.
Speaker 3: To make something up to like be cool around us.
Speaker 7: It's called the Velvet the Velveteen Rabbit, Yes, yeah it is.
Speaker 2: And isn't that about a sick person who has a
Speaker 2: rabbit and then the rabbit.
Speaker 4: You're a sick person. Goodbye. I don't know what it's about.
Speaker 4: I just remember the title and the illustrations.
Speaker 2: Dude, I think that story is like really really tough.
Speaker 7: Is it a huns Christian Anderson?
Speaker 4: You know that's.
Speaker 6: That's probably not.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I remember The Velveteen Rabbit being extremely sad,
Speaker 2: very sad book.
Speaker 7: Nice Frog and Toad, you guys doing Frog and Toad.
Speaker 6: Love Frog and Toad, Love Frog and Toad.
Speaker 7: The illustrations in.
Speaker 6: That banger unreal, unreal.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we we were still like, I mean, we're reading this.
Speaker 3: Boy just does not He will rip the page out
Speaker 3: of the book. He will chew on the side.
Speaker 4: He can't read yet.
Speaker 3: Fucking he's thirteen months. He doesn't say dad, he doesn't
Speaker 3: say dad, he doesn't say mama.
Speaker 2: Bitch.
Speaker 3: Uh, you know they say it twelve months your child
Speaker 3: is if they can't speak, that's okay. But by thirteen
Speaker 3: months he's an idiot if he can't spak.
Speaker 6: Oh no, that's what people say. Maybe that's what people say.
Speaker 2: Is maybe he's just not speaking to you guys. Maybe
Speaker 2: he's talking to other people, but he's like.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, he's mostly just around us, So damn,
Speaker 3: I think we would notice. Yeah, it's a bummer. And
Speaker 3: if I didn't love him so much, i'd trade him
Speaker 3: in for a new one.
Speaker 4: What have you tried twisting his arm.
Speaker 6: Pinching him really hard?
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah so and saying daddy at the same time,
Speaker 4: so that like there's an experience.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's what your dad did to you. Yeah, that's
Speaker 3: that's smart, that's smart.
Speaker 4: I don't know if he did that, but I do
Speaker 4: have lots of just blank spaces in my in my
Speaker 4: pastor I'm like, I don't know, God, but if I
Speaker 4: see Pepperoni pizza, I start vomiting. Uh, I just start sweating,
Speaker 4: I can't wear a belt. And and with.
Speaker 7: That, let's go to a better help ad.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's let's cut to a better help ad real quick,
Speaker 3: real quick.
Speaker 7: If I see an extension cord, I shipped my pants.
Speaker 2: Oh god, wait, were you hit with an extension cord?
Speaker 2: These are jokes, Blake, we're doing jokes.
Speaker 4: Keep up. No, I would say, with a fraternity paddle.
Speaker 2: That's how really got It was Okay, there we go,
Speaker 2: there's my boy.
Speaker 7: It was only a few times.
Speaker 2: But I got hit with one of those you know
Speaker 2: those things that it's one of the worst. No, this
Speaker 2: is not wooden spoon. You've told us it wouldn't spoon before.
Speaker 4: So this is a fist. He was punched.
Speaker 2: You know those you know those stupid toys where you
Speaker 2: like hit.
Speaker 9: The ball, like the hot Wheels track, No, hot wheels track, Yeah,
Speaker 9: like little little cartoons, like the time I was like,
Speaker 9: oh with the rubber ball, Yeah yeah, I got the
Speaker 9: rubber ball would go up my ass.
Speaker 4: So if you were going back and forth like this,
Speaker 4: it was crazy.
Speaker 6: It was a two parterer and it fucking worked. Wow.
Speaker 7: Because you thought you could get away, you couldn't.
Speaker 6: No, no, no, I I was never hit.
Speaker 4: I think I can tell you walk around like.
Speaker 3: You Yeah, maybe it shows yeah, but also that's all good.
Speaker 6: It's modern society man. Yeah, yeah, you feel ahead of
Speaker 6: the curve.
Speaker 7: Yeah, they probably felt bad after they made you o
Speaker 7: d on ludes.
Speaker 3: The few times that my mom would make my dad
Speaker 3: try to try to spank me, he would spank me,
Speaker 3: but he would pull his spanks you know what I mean,
Speaker 3: because he did want to hit me because he wasn't
Speaker 3: even there when he did the bad ship. So it'd
Speaker 3: be like he got home, he got home from work
Speaker 3: and my mom was like, you have to give him
Speaker 3: a spanking, and my Dad's like okay, So then he'd
Speaker 3: give me been over my knee and then would like
Speaker 3: pull the punch right before hitting me, and then I
Speaker 3: would like have to like be.
Speaker 6: Like, ah no, that hurts so cool. He fucking w
Speaker 6: w you.
Speaker 7: He's like, I'm a clothes line.
Speaker 4: You've always been acting, You've been acting since very young
Speaker 4: and having to convince audiences.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, thank you Graham, Thank you Graham for digging deep.
Speaker 2: Well done, gam Graham Holmes. Yes, what his name is
Speaker 2: Graham and your last name is home Graham Holmes.
Speaker 6: Yeah, nailed it. Nailed it.
Speaker 4: I don't like that, Blake.
Speaker 3: Uh, here's a question. Because we me and anders.
Speaker 7: U, we meet, we call ourselves we marrying the spotlight.
Speaker 3: So I got tickets, great tickets by the way to
Speaker 3: Clippers game the other day, and I was like, let's
Speaker 3: see if I can get my boys, Blake and Durs
Speaker 3: to come.
Speaker 7: Let's go.
Speaker 6: Then Blake was being real.
Speaker 3: Cagey about whether he wasn't responding. I was like, hey,
Speaker 3: any response back to this would be very helpful.
Speaker 6: Blake. Nothing. Nothing. That went on for a couple hours.
Speaker 3: Meanwhile, the person who's giving me the tickets are going, hey,
Speaker 3: I need to know who you're coming with. I have
Speaker 3: to send them the tickets. I'm going, hey, I'm trying
Speaker 3: to figure it out, trying to figure it out. And
Speaker 3: he's like, is Blake are going to be able to
Speaker 3: make it? I'm like, I don't know. And then I
Speaker 3: and then you told me you're not coming, which frind,
Speaker 3: But you were being out, You're being a little kidgie.
Speaker 6: You were being.
Speaker 3: Like like, normally, I know you would be like, hey, dude,
Speaker 3: it's my daughter's doing X y Z or whatever.
Speaker 6: You'd give me a little reason.
Speaker 3: This time you were like I can't thank you, and
Speaker 3: I'm like, I can't say Kurt, Kurt. And then I
Speaker 3: heard through the grapevine that you went out on the
Speaker 3: day before to a Hollywood party.
Speaker 6: And I did, and did you then send it.
Speaker 3: At that Hollywood party and came home, played your music
Speaker 3: too loudly, and the neighbors called the police and you
Speaker 3: were arrested.
Speaker 7: Look at this little detective.
Speaker 4: Look at this little.
Speaker 3: Detected and then maybe your wife or girlfriend came out
Speaker 3: and got in a shooting altercation.
Speaker 6: With the police.
Speaker 4: Getting radical? Was that the.
Speaker 6: I wish it was that cool.
Speaker 2: I went to the Hacks season four premiere party.
Speaker 7: That is true.
Speaker 4: Okay, I got to see my Wow, Okay.
Speaker 2: I got to see my my friend Megan's thought. They're
Speaker 2: very funny, a very very funny comedian. Everybody should check
Speaker 2: her out.
Speaker 6: But is this show funny? Hacks?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Hacks is funny. It's a good it's a good
Speaker 2: comedy for sure. It makes me all yeah, I like,
Speaker 2: I like, yeah. I actually was very responsible at that party.
Speaker 2: I I drove, I drove home.
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, So why and why were you responsible?
Speaker 6: Under over four drinks? Four drinks? I had one drink,
Speaker 6: shuck a fuck up.
Speaker 3: I swear to God, I went to God.
Speaker 6: Yes to Lord, well he drove, Yes, I did, I did.
Speaker 6: I had one drink.
Speaker 4: But why is it because it was HBO? Is because
Speaker 4: the Hacks people are a little more classy. They they're
Speaker 4: already wearing wide pants and like flowy clothes.
Speaker 7: They're very fashioned forward, right.
Speaker 4: The comedy is a little higher brow than you trying
Speaker 4: to make your dick turned into an art bark or
Speaker 4: whatever you do to be funny.
Speaker 2: I'm drunk now, Yeah, No, they weren't going to get
Speaker 2: my whole, my whole dick ard bark thing at all.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that sucks because to me, that's one of my
Speaker 3: favorite bits of yours.
Speaker 4: And that's why you had one drink?
Speaker 7: No, I just didn't.
Speaker 2: It was what what day was? It was it a
Speaker 2: Tuesday or a Wednesday?
Speaker 6: It was a Monday.
Speaker 4: It was Monday.
Speaker 6: It was a Monday. I had, you know, I have
Speaker 6: the kids, Like, I just wasn't trying to like turn
Speaker 6: up copy that. Yeah. I just wanted to say, what's
Speaker 6: up to people I know who will work on the show.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, that to me is maybe the most surprising
Speaker 3: thing I've ever heard you say.
Speaker 2: So so I'm a new man.
Speaker 6: I'm a new man, right, saving it for the cruise. So, dude,
Speaker 6: the Tuesday night, what was I mean?
Speaker 3: Do you not want to get it into it?
Speaker 4: Is this?
Speaker 3: You don't want to open this Pandora's box of why
Speaker 3: you couldn't.
Speaker 6: No, it's really not that entertaining.
Speaker 2: My eldest daughter was not feeling well and it was
Speaker 2: my night to make dinner. So I just had prior
Speaker 2: I can't I'm not can't wheel and deal like I
Speaker 2: used to. Yeah, I got responsibilities, man.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 6: And by the way, I really respect that.
Speaker 7: Thank you.
Speaker 3: Uh, it just it threw me for a fucking loop.
Speaker 7: It did it.
Speaker 4: What I was hoping for Adam was him doing his
Speaker 4: fucking dick hardvark thing at the Clippers game. Yeah, I
Speaker 4: was intoxicated.
Speaker 7: Didn't get that, dude.
Speaker 2: I would have loved to because I haven't been to
Speaker 2: that stadium during the game yet.
Speaker 6: And I know it's cool. I know it's cool. He
Speaker 6: likes to go to stadium when they're empty. Yeah, it
Speaker 6: was just when there's nothing happening here. No, I went
Speaker 6: for Olivia Rodrigo, come on, go ahead.
Speaker 7: Uh what an experience.
Speaker 4: Thank you, Netflix, freaking Sea yeah, live basketball. I was saying,
Speaker 4: it feels intimate mmmmm into it, and yet it still.
Speaker 7: Probably houses thirty thousand people.
Speaker 4: I don't know how many houses.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I think twenty thousand.
Speaker 4: Yeah. The way they got the boxes, we had a
Speaker 4: box Netflix box, and the way they set up the
Speaker 4: boxes is that they're not up high far away, they're
Speaker 4: underground and then you just kind of walk across the
Speaker 4: hallway from your box and you pop out sixth row
Speaker 4: or something like that, and the seats are perfect.
Speaker 3: Yeah wow, yeah, I think it's like fifteen rows up,
Speaker 3: but it's like perfect, so you're just you could still
Speaker 3: hear the players like yell at each other. I mean,
Speaker 3: it's the acoustics in that stadium are unreal. It feels
Speaker 3: like a fucking video game inside.
Speaker 6: That's rat.
Speaker 4: Also, the thing that fucked me up was there's no
Speaker 4: what we call it the scoreboard JumboTron hanging over the court.
Speaker 4: It's like a circle that you look up and across
Speaker 4: two that's right, and so that so there's this huge
Speaker 4: opening above that. I'm just like, we can't fly drones
Speaker 4: in here with advertisements. I can't get the blimp that
Speaker 4: usually flies around these places.
Speaker 6: Give it a second, Well, they were doing that. They
Speaker 6: didn't do it at this game.
Speaker 3: But when they do the T shirt toss sometimes they'll
Speaker 3: have the players up on that ring, like you know,
Speaker 3: video of them they throw. They have the T shirt
Speaker 3: and they throw it, and then from that part of
Speaker 3: the ring, a T shirt shoots out towards you. So
Speaker 3: it looks like the players are throwing the T shirts out, which.
Speaker 4: Fun.
Speaker 6: Dude, that's cool. That gets me excited for the future.
Speaker 4: Speaking of T shirts getting thrown, they're they're going crazy.
Speaker 4: They're clapping their hands or pointing to the audience. They're
Speaker 4: getting ready to toss T shirts. I see this, dude,
Speaker 4: and I tell Kyle right next to me.
Speaker 3: Go, I can't believe I didn't was there, dude, Kyle
Speaker 3: was the I was trying to get the whole gang out.
Speaker 6: Fuck.
Speaker 4: Anyways, the guy threw me a shirt after I just go,
Speaker 4: this guy's about to throw me a shirt. Kyle's like whatever,
Speaker 4: and then he throws it, chucks it. I give Kyle's
Speaker 4: wife a shirt, just to boss him out one more time.
Speaker 4: In front of him.
Speaker 7: I say, excuse me, Kyle, give it to his wife.
Speaker 7: Oh my god, that is so disrespectful.
Speaker 4: Dude, Wow, I didn't see this day and I get
Speaker 4: I said, put this sm right, you see, I just
Speaker 4: want to party, I said, I think this will look
Speaker 4: better on you said, I wonder why Kyle left the pot,
Speaker 4: and then I don't. I go to I go to
Speaker 4: Kyle and I say, I tell Kyle, I go, you're
Speaker 4: a lucky man.
Speaker 6: It's really the nicest thing to say. But also just the.
Speaker 2: People say that, it's why that was left in the nineties.
Speaker 2: Nobody says that in the nineties.
Speaker 7: I don't think anybody said that in the nineties.
Speaker 6: Even you're lucky.
Speaker 4: Weddet, She's a lucky You are a lucky man. I
Speaker 4: was intoxicated.
Speaker 6: Ye know that that's still said to me kind of often.
Speaker 2: What Yeah, you gotta fight whoever says that everyone's.
Speaker 4: Trying to fuck your wife then dude, no, I mean
Speaker 4: it's it's usually older guys that are just thinking they
Speaker 4: they're complimenting.
Speaker 3: You know, I don't think it's they're trying to fuck her.
Speaker 3: I mean maybe, uh.
Speaker 2: Sure, well they're at least sniffing around to see if
Speaker 2: you're swinger.
Speaker 4: It's adam, if you were spanked, you might realize this,
Speaker 4: But yeah, you go through life thinking everybody means well
Speaker 4: instead of everyone's abusive. Like that's my my perspective, that's
Speaker 4: just my.
Speaker 2: You're sniffing around to see if you guys are swingers,
Speaker 2: no doubt about I don't think so, dude.
Speaker 7: I don't know there's that. There's that.
Speaker 6: I mean, there could be that, but I don't think
Speaker 6: that's what's happening.
Speaker 2: By the way, I learned this. I have this little
Speaker 2: Hawaiian shirt. It's got pineapples all over it. I really
Speaker 2: like that. I really like that, and thank you you're
Speaker 2: that's the swinger shirt. Did you know that pineapples are
Speaker 2: the international You.
Speaker 3: Do upside down pineapple? What is the international sign that
Speaker 3: you're a.
Speaker 4: But what does that even mean?
Speaker 3: Like if you have they will wear like necklaces with
Speaker 3: an upside down pineapple?
Speaker 4: Is it? Because like an upside down pineapple looks like
Speaker 4: a butthole on the main that night?
Speaker 3: Maybe I don't know why, or maybe pineapple like if
Speaker 3: you get enough pineapple, your cum taste delicious.
Speaker 6: Yeah it does, it really does.
Speaker 4: Supposedly, But why upside down? So this is like an
Speaker 4: emoji thing. How do you even send one upside down?
Speaker 6: No, you nail it. To your front door.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they'll like wave flags, like they'll have a pineapple flag.
Speaker 3: They'll wear upside down pineapples like.
Speaker 6: At bars everybody's coming, like necklaces. People will have tattoos.
Speaker 4: Adam knows.
Speaker 6: What are other things I do? What are other things
Speaker 6: I do?
Speaker 4: Adams? The name of Adam's boat is upside down pineapple?
Speaker 4: What huh?
Speaker 3: Weirdly, my parents stopped me a lot of this because
Speaker 3: in Lake of the Ozarks there's like a big swinger
Speaker 3: community and they see that ship out.
Speaker 6: And about all over the place.
Speaker 4: And yeah, they're just bored out of their minds.
Speaker 3: And I was like, yeah, I just did you know?
Speaker 3: And she tells us every time we're down there, and
Speaker 3: we're like, we know, mom, what are you guys getting
Speaker 3: into down here?
Speaker 6: Order that it's important?
Speaker 4: How many times a day in the Ozarks is someone
Speaker 4: saying you're a lucky man?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh yeah, that still goes, but Ozarks is
Speaker 2: stuck in.
Speaker 4: Brother, you are a lucky man.
Speaker 7: On chantey, you are a lucky man.
Speaker 3: And isn't the Ozarks fucking cool? For that very reason
Speaker 3: that you just enter a time warp when you're there, You're.
Speaker 6: Like, whoa what happened? What happened? The best?
Speaker 4: Getting radical?
Speaker 7: What is it twenty twenty one?
Speaker 4: Here? What the fuck?
Speaker 6: It's fucking tight, dude, I love the Ozarks.
Speaker 2: We gotta go back and put in some time, and
Speaker 2: I gotta wear this pineapple shirt.
Speaker 6: Come back, Hey, dude, come back. You could bring the family.
Speaker 3: My parents would love if there's just a bunch of
Speaker 3: little kids running around their compound.
Speaker 4: Is that what you want to do, Blake, bring your family?
Speaker 6: Sure?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean that wasn't what I was originally thinking.
Speaker 4: But that guess what you're gonna hear.
Speaker 7: You are a very lucky father.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 4: Wow, Uh, I think.
Speaker 7: We gotta go. Wow, I think we gotta go.
Speaker 6: I think we have to leave the shady Gainer.
Speaker 4: We'd love to hire your daughter at this hot chick
Speaker 4: gas station on the dock. Oh oh you remember that.
Speaker 4: I was like, what is the program here?
Speaker 3: Well, they hire like seventeen eighteen year old girls to
Speaker 3: walk around in bathing suits to tie up boats, and
Speaker 3: it seems inappropriate.
Speaker 4: But also they just pump gas and bikinis. It's totally inappropriate.
Speaker 6: That's cool job.
Speaker 3: You're just like a lifeguard or something. You're like, they're
Speaker 3: just no Adam.
Speaker 4: If you're a lifeguard, you're wearing a bathing suit because
Speaker 4: you're about to jump in and save somebody in water.
Speaker 4: If you're on a dock, you can wear jean cutoffs
Speaker 4: and a fucking tank top.
Speaker 3: You don't have to, Yeah, but they might have to
Speaker 3: dive in. That's true.
Speaker 6: For what if someone falls off their boat on her.
Speaker 7: That's not their responsibility.
Speaker 3: Oh come on, no, No, that's everyone's responsibility. Okay, that's
Speaker 3: where I'm gonna stop.
Speaker 7: You see something, say something.
Speaker 4: I would say that it's probably creepy for visitors to
Speaker 4: be like, why are who hired all these.
Speaker 7: High school girls to just pump cass some bikinis?
Speaker 4: No, I see, I see, But I will say if
Speaker 4: you're local, you probably know all these girls. Anyway.
Speaker 7: You're like, yeah, it's Mike's daughter.
Speaker 4: She's got huge It's just Mike's daughter.
Speaker 6: With your fucking pineapples.
Speaker 4: Hey, Mike, I didn't realize it.
Speaker 3: You're just a giant upside down pineapple.
Speaker 6: Chain that that he's wearing. I'm actually the principal of
Speaker 6: the high school. She's a great stude's a good student.
Speaker 4: Super pumping gas. Jesus, she's got cheeks Mike, she's got cake.
Speaker 3: She's Is she cake or is she human?
Speaker 4: Pineapple?
Speaker 6: Outside?
Speaker 2: Love?
Speaker 4: I loving? Blake chimes in with the moncake.
Speaker 6: Cake. Hey are you cake? Yes?
Speaker 7: But why are you walking towards me with a knife.
Speaker 7: I just wanted to see if your cake or if
Speaker 7: you Oh man, I can't wait.
Speaker 2: I can't wait till I'm a super dirty old man.
Speaker 6: And I can drop that because I was a judge
Speaker 6: on what is.
Speaker 4: The age to like be considered a dirty old man? Sixty?
Speaker 6: I feel like we're there.
Speaker 4: Oh, we're there.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a two a twenty year old.
Speaker 6: We're there. Uh yeah, actually, shit, man, fair enough, fuck Blake,
Speaker 6: you're there.
Speaker 3: You just with yours your screw because the fact that
Speaker 3: you're like your little tuft of hair is kind of
Speaker 3: popping out your uh water, it's hot. You're wearing a
Speaker 3: pineapple shirt.
Speaker 6: I look like a predator, you know, it's like a
Speaker 6: cree dude.
Speaker 2: Yeah, now that you're calling me out, I I do
Speaker 2: look fucking gross.
Speaker 6: God diggm it. Well it's okay.
Speaker 4: I love how Blake's coming back to the dogs getting
Speaker 4: more gas pumped, Like we didn't we just fill you up,
Speaker 4: mister Anderson. Why is your why does your mouth smell
Speaker 4: a gasoline? Were you siphoning gas out of your boat
Speaker 4: to come back here?
Speaker 6: Sir? I'd love to fill you up. I just took
Speaker 6: a couple of whippets. Anybody wants some galaxy gas?
Speaker 4: How old are you?
Speaker 7: Creepy? Yeah, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: I was thinking, like, you know, he likes the same
Speaker 2: age as like Chris Pratt. I don't think of him
Speaker 2: as a creepy old man. But then again, it's how
Speaker 2: you care yourself. I suppose, well, Chris Pratt is older, right,
Speaker 2: And also, yes, to a nineteen or eighteen year old girl,
Speaker 2: Chris Pratt is is ancient.
Speaker 6: Is wow?
Speaker 4: Dude? If he's dropping your boyfriend's a very lucky guy.
Speaker 4: She's going, this creepy old guy just fucking yes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, this creepy old guy. But by the way,
Speaker 3: by the way, I think Chris Pratt is like a
Speaker 3: wildly famous movie.
Speaker 2: Star, right right, so sort of that, and I'm a
Speaker 2: wildly famous cake judge.
Speaker 6: So yeah, yeah, that's true.
Speaker 4: And Adam, isn't that that is what you said when
Speaker 4: we were always talking about Kevin Spacey in the day.
Speaker 4: You're like, yeah, but he is a wildly famous movie star,
Speaker 4: and we'd go Adam again with the wildly famous movie
Speaker 4: star stuff.
Speaker 7: I just don't know if it holds water, pal.
Speaker 3: I don't I don't even understand this reference.
Speaker 6: You don't know what?
Speaker 7: Okay, creepy old guys.
Speaker 6: Oh you gotta watch k Pass. You got to, dude,
Speaker 6: I have got He's a great actor.
Speaker 4: He is.
Speaker 6: I love that guy.
Speaker 4: He's our best.
Speaker 2: Should we pivot back to where what God is here
Speaker 2: in the first place?
Speaker 6: What's up? Freaking vowel? R I p val Kilmer? Ye?
Speaker 7: Yeah, rip, he rocked, dude, he rocked. Favorite vowel movie?
Speaker 2: Go it.
Speaker 6: That is hard.
Speaker 2: But I will tell you that that the movie you
Speaker 2: guys have seen, top Secret, right, it's the best.
Speaker 6: Macgroober's awesome.
Speaker 2: But I remember seeing Top Secret when I was pretty young,
Speaker 2: and it's a really zany, goofy movie in the style
Speaker 2: of like a naked Gun or.
Speaker 7: Whatever, Zucker Brothers style.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, and it's just freaking so dope, dude.
Speaker 4: Yeah, when the Nazis are surfing and then the chick
Speaker 4: comes off of the sand with their titties and holes.
Speaker 4: Rewind rewind rewind.
Speaker 6: I feel Tombstone. It would be my favorite. Oh, Tombstone
Speaker 6: is a legendary performance.
Speaker 4: I started that last night with the boys. They were like,
Speaker 4: this is cool.
Speaker 6: Oh, it's so good.
Speaker 7: The cast is crazy, and Billy Zaine is in it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Billy Zayne Zane Zay is on Beautiful No flowers,
Speaker 2: no flowers.
Speaker 7: No flowers, no flowers.
Speaker 6: Don't give the guy flowers.
Speaker 7: Billy Zaine is a fucking doll in that movie.
Speaker 4: I'm like, the fuck.
Speaker 3: Did remember when I did my? When I took my
Speaker 3: I wish I still had that photo. But he was
Speaker 3: like on an old flip phone. My very first time
Speaker 3: ever on TV was doing that Samantha Who Show with
Speaker 3: Christina Applegate. Oh yes, and Billy Zayne was a guest
Speaker 3: star on the show. I saw Billy Zayne like it.
Speaker 3: And we were shooting on the One Brothers a lot.
Speaker 3: So we're like on a stage there and I go,
Speaker 3: mister Zay, I'm I'm I'm a fan, Like, this is
Speaker 3: cool to meet you, and he goes, we're going to
Speaker 3: take a photo. I did not ask for a photo.
Speaker 3: I didn't ask to take a photo.
Speaker 4: Is that why you do that? Now?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I do it to So we stopped talking. I'm like
Speaker 3: let's just get a photo. That's probably what they're trying
Speaker 3: to do, but I was just.
Speaker 6: Saying I'm a fan.
Speaker 3: He goes, we're taking a photo, and I'm like, oh, okay,
Speaker 3: and uh then we he we took a photo. He
Speaker 3: looked at it and he goes, that's not good enough.
Speaker 3: We're too We're in the shadow, and I go oh.
Speaker 3: Then we walked around looking for better light for a
Speaker 3: couple of minutes until we're like.
Speaker 6: Crouched in a stairwell. He gets it and so it's
Speaker 6: us crouched in this stairwell.
Speaker 4: That's cool and like a bee boy stands yeah, looks
Speaker 4: at your phone. He's like, you are a very lucky phone.
Speaker 4: Like I don't know what's going on here.
Speaker 6: Okay, what's your what's your favorite Billy Zane movie?
Speaker 4: Hang on? I got his Zain story. In my old neighborhood.
Speaker 4: I'm walking around Zaniac, yeah, or a couple of Zaniacs,
Speaker 4: and uh, Billy Zaine is standing in the middle of
Speaker 4: the street, not a busy street, and he's looking at
Speaker 4: this house and uh. He goes, hey, you live here,
Speaker 4: and I go, yeah, I live around the corner. He goes,
Speaker 4: where's the grocery store and I'm like, it's about a
Speaker 4: mile that way.
Speaker 7: He goes, Okay, that's convenient. I might be buying.
Speaker 4: And I was like, all right, Billy zaying gonna be
Speaker 4: a neighbor the end, Blake, what's your Zain story? Somebody
Speaker 4: help me.
Speaker 6: Was this in silver Lak?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 7: This is ten years ago or so.
Speaker 6: And he didn't he didn't move in.
Speaker 4: I don't know. Fuck I'm I'm not a fucking celeb
Speaker 4: gossiper like you did.
Speaker 6: All right, Jesus, I don't have the same story.
Speaker 7: I've never met.
Speaker 6: Why you don't have a Zain story, dude.
Speaker 2: I will say I worshiped. I worshiped the movie The
Speaker 2: Phantom when I was a kid. For some reason, I
Speaker 2: loved The Phantom.
Speaker 7: Really, that was the reason he'd never worked again, right.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that was I fucking loved it, dude. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Like at seven eleven they would give away free Phantom
Speaker 2: rings and I would go there every day and get
Speaker 2: a new one.
Speaker 4: The more we talk about him, I'm like so scared.
Speaker 4: I'm like, we can't keep talking because I was just
Speaker 4: gonna go. He looks amazing in this New Godfather. It's
Speaker 4: like the making of the Godfather and he's playing Marlon
Speaker 4: Brando and he.
Speaker 6: Literally he looks, but did they just did that show
Speaker 6: the offer?
Speaker 4: I don't know if this is a yeah, no, I know,
Speaker 4: but I don't know if this is like a Brando
Speaker 4: movie or if it's a Godfather movie.
Speaker 7: But he's dressed as Brandon.
Speaker 6: Doing Godfather would make a great Brando.
Speaker 7: Dude, man, he's gonna do the trailer.
Speaker 4: I watched trailers of movies I'm never gonna see, and
Speaker 4: then I watched it and I was like, I might
Speaker 4: have to fucking watch this.
Speaker 3: So The Phantom was known was wildly regarded as a
Speaker 3: bad movie.
Speaker 4: See, but it's about Blake. Blake likes Congo. These are
Speaker 4: movies that just fucking.
Speaker 3: Kicks a but then, but then the Rotten Tomatoes. Okay,
Speaker 3: can we guess what the Rotten Tomato score. It's not good,
Speaker 3: but it's infinitely better than Game Over man.
Speaker 7: Okay, okay, okay, so.
Speaker 6: That's that's our movie. Game overman.
Speaker 3: I think was it like eighteen percent or eleven or something?
Speaker 6: Not great? It's a bagel. What what do we think
Speaker 6: the Phantom is?
Speaker 2: I'm going to go with thirty seven thirty. I was
Speaker 2: about to say thirty six. Dude, I swear to god.
Speaker 4: That's a different number. It is one away, but it's
Speaker 4: not like it's the same number.
Speaker 2: I'm going with thirty six percent. I'm going with thirty six.
Speaker 7: So so you're stoked on that.
Speaker 4: We both were in the.
Speaker 3: Ballpark of Yeah, game Overman was nineteen percent, which they got.
Speaker 3: They got that wrong. They got that wrong.
Speaker 6: That's unwarranted. Yeah, that's unwarranted. They got that wrong.
Speaker 7: It history will bend towards us.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Well, you know what it is is we killed the dog.
Speaker 3: If we wouldn't have killed the dog, it's science, we
Speaker 3: would have gotten one hundred percent run tomatoes percent.
Speaker 7: Really, am, that's crazy.
Speaker 4: I'm going to write a book called kill the Dog
Speaker 4: instead of saved the cat.
Speaker 3: Forty three percent, the phantom forty three.
Speaker 2: Percent forty three Yeah, okay, so Durs got it because
Speaker 2: he was a little closer.
Speaker 6: That's not bad.
Speaker 4: One dollar, bob.
Speaker 3: You know, I just I was listening to podcast with
Speaker 3: Adam McKay okay, and he was telling the story about
Speaker 3: how that when they were test screening Anchorman for the
Speaker 3: first time, they got a crazy low scores. That's crazy,
Speaker 3: And he was like, oh my god, did we make
Speaker 3: a bad movie? And then but the universal thing that
Speaker 3: everyone hated was they killed the dog, and he goes,
Speaker 3: it's a comedy.
Speaker 7: Because they punted the dog. So funny is.
Speaker 3: He punted the dog. So then they chatted a little thing.
Speaker 4: That's how I roll.
Speaker 3: Yeah, at the very end of the movie where the
Speaker 3: dog lands and it's safe, and they just tagged it
Speaker 3: on at the end, and it saved the movie the
Speaker 3: next time they screened.
Speaker 6: It due so score scores skyrocketed through the room.
Speaker 7: Yeah, Blake has pitched this, but I told you the save.
Speaker 6: I told you the save.
Speaker 2: You have the little freaking' pup come out in a
Speaker 2: Skintendo joysuit at the end, going there it's still live
Speaker 2: and goes like, you know, lick's Adam's face.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, And then and then Rotten Tomatoes got what
Speaker 3: it got us.
Speaker 6: There, We'll do a recut.
Speaker 4: What are you gonna do? Fuck the critics on a
Speaker 4: critic we're in eighty nine though, there you go, and
Speaker 4: I'm rotten Tomatoes now is we're not?
Speaker 2: He's lying Rotten Tomatoes now. It's like an act of vengeance.
Speaker 2: People tank movie scores just to like fuck with the
Speaker 2: movies now.
Speaker 7: Game Over Man was the last movie Jeane Ciscle reviewed.
Speaker 7: Fuck Is that true?
Speaker 2: Is that not real? Man?
Speaker 4: Rich Richard Richard Roper has our faces tattooed on his
Speaker 4: ass from Game Over a bagel.
Speaker 2: I believed you about the Cisco thing, and now I
Speaker 2: don't believe you.
Speaker 4: Ao Scott, Ao Scott is under my desk blowing me
Speaker 4: right now because of Game Over Man.
Speaker 6: You know who we ran into that I know Blake
Speaker 6: would have loved is Kent Alterman, the old president of
Speaker 6: Comedy Central. We ran into him at the Clippers game O. Yes,
Speaker 6: looking great, he's he's now a hot shot producer. He
Speaker 6: was the president of Comedy And you know where he
Speaker 6: he started off. I think at New Line.
Speaker 3: He was an executive at New Line for a while,
Speaker 3: and then he directed Semi Pro.
Speaker 6: Bum Bum Bum, That's right, That's wild.
Speaker 3: And then from directing Semi Pro, he decided to be
Speaker 3: the head of a network at Comedy Central, and he
Speaker 3: was the man. He he championed us the entire way.
Speaker 3: So it was cool to run into him.
Speaker 7: Yes, when I no, go ahead, Blake, give flowers.
Speaker 2: So when I saw the photo of you, when I
Speaker 2: saw the photo of you guys all together, I was
Speaker 2: extremely jealous and saddened that I didn't get to seek
Speaker 2: because I love him very much.
Speaker 6: He's a very good did.
Speaker 4: You did you show the picture of your daughter and
Speaker 4: you say, this is what happens when you get this.
Speaker 6: Is what I chose you over this, over this.
Speaker 7: And then he did grab the arm and you just twist. Oh,
Speaker 7: there's almost no evidence.
Speaker 6: No, I didn't mention it.
Speaker 4: What's cool about Kent is that when we sold Workaholics,
Speaker 4: somebody else was president, that's right, and then they either
Speaker 4: left or quit or were fired or whatever, and we
Speaker 4: were like, well, fuck, this person bought the show.
Speaker 7: Now there's a new president.
Speaker 2: It's common in Hollywood when a new president takes over
Speaker 2: that they cut all the stuff that's on the shelf exactly.
Speaker 4: They want to start over, clean house, and then this
Speaker 4: is going to be their new like regime or whatever.
Speaker 2: And then if something's a super success, then they got
Speaker 2: to be like, actually that was the old person that
Speaker 2: greenlitt that not me.
Speaker 6: Well, they don't have to a lot of them will
Speaker 6: take credit.
Speaker 4: No, they never do. They go, they go. I had
Speaker 4: a title. I gave it the name, but so he
Speaker 4: our show didn't get picked up forever because of South Park,
Speaker 4: waiting to come back from Broadway, and.
Speaker 7: Then we when we got picked up, he called.
Speaker 4: He called mm hmm, and he was like, yeah, we're
Speaker 4: gonna pick it up for ten episodes. And I was like, god, yeah,
Speaker 4: it took forever. He goes, yeah, sorry about that. I
Speaker 4: watched it as soon as I got the job, and
Speaker 4: I was like, well, I'm gonna pick this up, but
Speaker 4: did have to wait, so sorry about that. And I'm like,
Speaker 4: this dude took the job, saw our pilot, knew right
Speaker 4: away that he was going to pick us up, but
Speaker 4: also knew he had to. And that's why he's the
Speaker 4: president of Central.
Speaker 3: Always he always felt like when he would come over
Speaker 3: and talk with us, it was like he was one
Speaker 3: of the guys.
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 3: He didn't feel like and a suit that we had
Speaker 3: to like straighten up around he.
Speaker 4: And by the way, under his under his reign, listening
Speaker 4: your favorite shows that were on Comedy Central, ones that
Speaker 4: he green lit.
Speaker 6: Oh Yeah, Key and Peel Shooting.
Speaker 7: Kroll Ben Show.
Speaker 2: For those that remember the Ben Show, funny dude, go
Speaker 2: back and watch it.
Speaker 6: What is the Bench show? Dude? It was just this
Speaker 6: what was his name? Ben? I don't know. It's pretty funny.
Speaker 6: There was so much funny ship.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Blake, you did. I remember Blake coming into the
Speaker 4: writers and being like Ben Show last night was pretty wild.
Speaker 4: I mean it was like a real It was like
Speaker 4: a Nathan for you type Nathan for you.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was like kind of semi scripted. It was
Speaker 2: very funny.
Speaker 3: I don't remember the Ben Show even a little bit.
Speaker 2: I everybody go back and watch it. It's Ashley fucking hilarious.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I'm good.
Speaker 2: Comedy Central was a great network. It was crushing it.
Speaker 6: It was very cool.
Speaker 4: That was the era, dude.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And and what's crazy is is now it just
Speaker 3: doesn't even mean anything at all to anyone.
Speaker 6: It's purely The Daily Show and some South Park.
Speaker 4: But but I watched Daily Show on YouTube and I
Speaker 4: only watched it when Jon Stewart hosts. But like they
Speaker 4: it's it is, it is. It's bizarre. It's such a
Speaker 4: business strategy move that someone's like, you know, we get
Speaker 4: better ratings if we just play the office ree runs,
Speaker 4: and it's.
Speaker 7: Like, is that what we're doing.
Speaker 4: We're just we're settling.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that sucks, fucking We're gonna.
Speaker 4: Settle as opposed to like really take swings like Fax
Speaker 4: or something like that. That Like, sure they played movie
Speaker 4: reruns forever, but then they were like, now we have
Speaker 4: money to make our own thing.
Speaker 6: The FX come up is a kind of also very crazy, but.
Speaker 7: AMC did it? Like this isn't impossible?
Speaker 3: Well, at this point it kind of is Ben ben Hoffman,
Speaker 3: who was the Ben from the Ben Show, which I
Speaker 3: never saw and I don't even remember it being a thing,
Speaker 3: but he is Wheeler Walker Junior.
Speaker 6: Do you know who that is? The country guy? The
Speaker 6: country guy who sings like kicking like eating pussy and
Speaker 6: kicking ass.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, he sings like R rated funny country songs.
Speaker 7: Is this that's who is this?
Speaker 4: Bustin or whatever?
Speaker 7: What was the one bussy the bussy guy?
Speaker 4: Oh no, no, no.
Speaker 6: No, that's no, that's just a gay guy. That's just
Speaker 6: a gay dude.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 3: He sings all kinds of hit country songs, but he's
Speaker 3: like sort of making fun of country at the same
Speaker 3: time in cheek.
Speaker 6: Yeah, well, well, good for good for him. Yeah for the.
Speaker 7: Show is very funny. If you go back and watch any.
Speaker 3: Guy, Oh well, any take backs, any apologies, any epic slams.
Speaker 4: I just want to make sure that Billy Zane, if
Speaker 4: you're listening, I hope you're ta I hope you're taking vitamins.
Speaker 4: I want you to go get a physical I don't
Speaker 4: want anything going on.
Speaker 3: And this for you, Billy, this is sort of a
Speaker 3: final destination situation because we accidentally we put that upon
Speaker 3: you by talking about you in a loving way. So
Speaker 3: look out for if you're walking next to it, like
Speaker 3: a a railroad track. Uh, watch out for any like
Speaker 3: loose loose metal that's vibrating there.
Speaker 4: Under a palm tree.
Speaker 3: Under a palm tree, a prawn might fall from the
Speaker 3: sky and cut your head off, pineapple.
Speaker 4: If you're hiking near a volcano, don't.
Speaker 6: I wouldn't.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't not right now because because our podcast, Ghost
Speaker 3: is coming.
Speaker 7: For you and but Blake so so the Phantom is
Speaker 7: your number one Zaane movie.
Speaker 6: Absolutely. I love the Phantom that Adam.
Speaker 4: Do you have a Zay? I have a Zain. That's
Speaker 4: why I'm asking.
Speaker 6: Okay, let me look up Billy's Jane.
Speaker 7: Have you seen Dan? Have you seen Dead Calm?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 4: No, the movie's off the hook, dude, Okay, never heard
Speaker 4: of it. It's it's like a slow Burned thriller where
Speaker 4: like this couple has a.
Speaker 7: Boat or the Millie Ocean.
Speaker 4: The boat's all fucked up, so the guy's like, you
Speaker 4: know what, let me go for help, and then another
Speaker 4: boat takes him for help. He's like, I'll be back
Speaker 4: in a day. You just sit here your drop anchor
Speaker 4: in the middle of the ocean. And then Billy Zane shows
Speaker 4: up on another boat and it's like, hey, what's up.
Speaker 6: And she's like, those are like my favorite movies.
Speaker 4: Oh dude with just a creeper it onfurls.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I would like to play.
Speaker 3: That's like when when you go to a meeting and
Speaker 3: like an executive asks like, what kind of role do
Speaker 3: you want to play? I always say I want to
Speaker 3: do my version of fear where they see me as
Speaker 3: like a he's a sweet, nice boy next door and
Speaker 3: then I'm a fucking psychopath.
Speaker 4: Can be yourself?
Speaker 6: I think so fun. You get to show the real you,
Speaker 6: the real me.
Speaker 4: You carve an upside down pineapple on your.
Speaker 6: Chest, You're fucking me.
Speaker 3: I would say Walton with Brando is my favorite. Walto Okay,
Speaker 3: that's gotta be the movie. That's the on's the movie.
Speaker 6: Lot applaudum, applaud them.
Speaker 3: I mean Titanic or so, I don't. I guess he's not.
Speaker 6: He's a great bad guy in that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he was a good bad guy in that and
Speaker 3: Tom Tombstone.
Speaker 7: We started watching Tombstone.
Speaker 4: The cast of Tombstone, Oh my god, the must I
Speaker 4: don't know, like are people trying to make movies that
Speaker 4: good anymore? Like where the cast is legitimately twelve banger
Speaker 4: actors where you're just like, holy fun, How are all
Speaker 4: these people in one movie? Like did they take pay
Speaker 4: cuts or were they just like was the casting director
Speaker 4: just like a whole other level ahead of everybody, was like,
Speaker 4: this dude has never been in the thing. You're my guy,
Speaker 4: this guy, this guy and Sam Elliott.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but also like you didn't know that fucking Val
Speaker 2: Kilmer was gonna absolutely annihilate that role, didn't they.
Speaker 6: The cast is unreal.
Speaker 4: Billy Bob Thornton as like a little chunky youngster. Yeah,
Speaker 4: he's the dude in the beginning, who uh. Kurt Russell
Speaker 4: established himself as like he's causing problems. He goes over
Speaker 4: to Billy Bob and he's like, you're in my seat
Speaker 4: or whatever, slaps the shit out of him.
Speaker 6: Really, yeah, I got to rewatch it.
Speaker 7: And then he comes back with a shotgun. It's it's awesome.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's dope.
Speaker 2: I just watched Vows scenes and I'm like these every
Speaker 2: scene is fucking memorable.
Speaker 6: You know, Wyatt Arp the third is in the movie.
Speaker 6: He's in the movie.
Speaker 4: He has to be what he.
Speaker 6: Plays Billy Sir. So that's tight.
Speaker 4: That's awesome.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's really fucking cool. Yeah, and then there's Billy's
Speaker 6: in it.
Speaker 7: Yeah, please, thank you.
Speaker 6: Powers Booth Powers.
Speaker 7: Booth is the scariest actor of all times.
Speaker 3: That guy Locks, He's so scary, he's already dead off.
Speaker 6: Obviously. Jason Priestley kind of forgot he was right.
Speaker 7: Yes with the little glasses.
Speaker 3: My boy, my boy from the Outlaws, Michael Hooker, that
Speaker 3: guy the fucking Rocks, Corse, Bill Paxton, Sam Elliot, Kurt Russell,
Speaker 3: fal Kilmer, like just heavy hitters.
Speaker 7: Who's the guy from Sex and the City.
Speaker 6: Thomas Hayden Church is in it?
Speaker 4: Thomas Aden Church isn't it looks hell a young who's
Speaker 4: like big or No, it's not Sex and the City.
Speaker 4: It's like my big frat Greek wedding. The boyfriend that
Speaker 4: guy with a big face.
Speaker 3: I never saw that.
Speaker 4: What's his name? I don't know that guy's in it.
Speaker 6: That's another episode of John Corporal, John, John Corporal.
Speaker 2: No flowers to any of these actors, but great work
Speaker 2: out there.
Speaker 6: On zero flowers.
Speaker 4: You wouldn't do it, wouldn't do it. Although Thomas Hayden Church.
Speaker 3: Feel free to watch Tombstone again. Let's get those numbers
Speaker 3: up up, up, up up absolutely and feel free to
Speaker 3: watch Game Over Man again and maybe write a review
Speaker 3: on posted.
Speaker 4: By yeh Sliding Blake's and tell him which is better
Speaker 4: Game Overman or Cornerstone Western Tombstone.
Speaker 6: That's actually tough.
Speaker 7: Yeah, we drew a lot from it.
Speaker 4: What's better Tombstone the movie Toombstone the pizzas Sliding Blake
Speaker 4: STDM let him know.
Speaker 3: And I want to apologize for kind of thinking that
Speaker 3: you were being a degenerate and not coming to the
Speaker 3: basketball game because you were hungover on a Tuesday. So
Speaker 3: that's my fault to Blake. And look at you, even
Speaker 3: though you dress and you look and you act and
Speaker 3: most of the time you are degenerate.
Speaker 6: Right, sometimes I'm proven wrong.
Speaker 4: Blake is dressed like a hotel hot tub cleaner, and.
Speaker 3: I looks like like a guy who isn't a coke dealer,
Speaker 3: but is always trying to sell you coke, saying he
Speaker 3: knows a guy right, I can.
Speaker 6: Give him to you. He's like, I can get you some.
Speaker 2: And I would like to apologize to all my fans
Speaker 2: out there who wish that I was all hungover on
Speaker 2: a Tuesday, but I wasn't. I'm a change man responsible
Speaker 2: see on the crews love.
Speaker 6: It, Okay, I's gonna save it for the.
Speaker 4: Cruise dry cruise. Uh. And that was another episode of important.
Speaker 6: Holly would maybe lots of how we would talk this
Speaker 6: up