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Speaker 1: your first random sentence. He enjoyed pacticing is ballet in
Speaker 1: the bathroom. You didn't really have a place to do it.
Speaker 1: It was the only place he had that was private,
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Speaker 1: what he didn't know is that he was actually getting
Speaker 1: really good. All right? Can I give you my card?
Speaker 1: Please take the Yeah, I represent with people and I
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Speaker 1: be as vulgar as what as vulgar as vulgar? Vulgar
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Speaker 1: I said, I would like you to do the job,
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Speaker 1: your name, Stephen, Stephen old Stephen, Mr Glenville. I'm looking
Speaker 1: at you, motherfucker. Mr Glenville. I was given your card. Yes,
Speaker 1: I'd like to represent you. Next thing you knew Stephen
Speaker 1: was in front of UH live studio audience about to
Speaker 1: enter a makeshift tiny bathroom. You go dance for three
Speaker 1: judges that would decided bathroom dancer with your host Don Yeah,
Speaker 1: my names John. I want to see you dance in
Speaker 1: the bathroom now, okay, the other one dancers. I haven't
Speaker 1: started yet. Let me you toilet down, okay, please, I
Speaker 1: need now. Nobody knew that there was a continency of
Speaker 1: people in the country. You were probably dancing in bathrooms,
Speaker 1: but this show figured it out. It turned it into
Speaker 1: a syndicated contest Joe called America's bathroom Dancer. Can we
Speaker 1: get a dancer? Please? Hi? Hello? And what would you
Speaker 1: be dancing next to the toilet? That's exactly what I'll
Speaker 1: be doing, dancing next to toilet. So just dance thing
Speaker 1: next to toilet and then that's it. Okay, go hu.
Speaker 1: Any of the other judges going to say something about
Speaker 1: this toilet dancer? You were dancing on the toilet. Never
Speaker 1: before have I seen such a rendition of the one
Speaker 1: you just did I have. I'm not done. Sorry. I
Speaker 1: came up as a young lad in Wincestershire, always dreaming
Speaker 1: of the day I wouldn't be a judge on a
Speaker 1: dancing competition. Well, I went to excuse me? This knock knocking?
Speaker 1: Is this bathroom? Yeah, someone's in here. He was a
Speaker 1: surprised guest. And you can DestinE who does snuck on
Speaker 1: stage and just stow everybody's hearts. I've seen a lot
Speaker 1: of dancing. I've seen toilet dancing. Look I'm just wiggling
Speaker 1: like that because I gotta go. And it came brilliant,
Speaker 1: your go into Los Angeles congratulation. I gotta go. To
Speaker 1: the bathroom. Let's see what some of our other gift
Speaker 1: judges think about the should I should we send him
Speaker 1: to Los Angeles? Well, I guess. Let me answer your
Speaker 1: question with another question. What is dancing? Where is dancing?
Speaker 1: What is bathroom? Where is bathroom? What? I was a
Speaker 1: young boy in winston Shire, finnal coimpetition came around Los Angeles.
Speaker 1: The bathroom dancers gathered, competing for one spot to be
Speaker 1: the ultimate bathroom dancwer. I'm nervous. This is what I'm nervous,
Speaker 1: So nervous. I'm more nervous. I'm nervous because you guys
Speaker 1: are I don't know, not that great. I'm just saying, look,
Speaker 1: I'm just being honest. I'm not psyching you out. I'm
Speaker 1: just saying, maybe practice a little bit more before you
Speaker 1: come and play with the big boys. Okeep bine. That
Speaker 1: guy wasn't That wasn't very nice at all. Was about
Speaker 1: two things. First, I was just nervous about the competition.
Speaker 1: But now I'm kind of nervous that that everyone knows
Speaker 1: in the bathroom dancing community that you just have to
Speaker 1: be nice. I know. Okay, we're ready for dance today. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're gonna go in orders. Okay, you're Marca? Yeah yeah, Marco,
Speaker 1: you're going up first, Kevin's You're going up sick. You
Speaker 1: gotta be honest. I'm a little nervous to go third. Kevin, Well,
Speaker 1: there's just I'm sure I'll go thirds or New York.
Speaker 1: I don't mind going forth. Chris Staph what about you?
Speaker 1: I would like to go easy if fifth spot? Thank you?
Speaker 1: Dan Constein, wait about you? Whatever? Cog are only K
Speaker 1: nine dancer? What are you about you? Can I ask
Speaker 1: a real quick question? I have more comla? Did I say, Kevin?
Speaker 1: That's me? Okay? Then yeah, go ahead? Yeah. Did you
Speaker 1: see the guy that was in here that he gets
Speaker 1: He just kind of swung by it, kind of insult
Speaker 1: us and then he left. Is he actually a competitor?
Speaker 1: Because I don't see him anywhere in this role. That's
Speaker 1: a resident psych out guy. He just comes and psychs
Speaker 1: you out and then he lives. He's not a contestant.
Speaker 1: It just comes in, psychs and lives because that's part
Speaker 1: of the game. Baby, have you never bathroom this before? Professionally?
Speaker 1: I gotta be honest. He psyched me out and he
Speaker 1: did his job. Yeah, but now I'm trying to do
Speaker 1: my job and I'm nervous and I'm a slide down
Speaker 1: because he did his job, not allowing you to do
Speaker 1: you allow me to please take over. I was not
Speaker 1: psyched out by this man. I will dance for you now.
Speaker 1: Can you please tell me your name so I could look?
Speaker 1: You said it earlier, said it was I already have
Speaker 1: your kid go bathroom? Oh no, no, no, America's bathroom dirt, sir. No,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Wait last blast one American bathroom dirt, sir,
Speaker 1: one more time. Please, I'm sorry. There was a guy
Speaker 1: here earlier and he kind of got in my head.
Speaker 1: Uh burke and bathroom dancer? Does he work here or what?
Speaker 1: Who tell us your story? Well, to be honest, I'm
Speaker 1: a bus driver from Iowa City, Iowa. How did to
Speaker 1: go to the bathroom? I apparently bounced into a bathroom
Speaker 1: dancing competition? How did take How did take a Can
Speaker 1: I say drop a douce? Let us say that? Yeah?
Speaker 1: You can say drop adu? How to drop a deuce?
Speaker 1: And they were having like some sort of dancing things.
Speaker 1: Some guy was like an announcing thing. I had a
Speaker 1: pooper bad? Did I say that? Yeah? You could say poop, Sure,
Speaker 1: go ahead, had a poop? Had a boop so bad?
Speaker 1: It was? I was moving around? Can I say that?
Speaker 1: Can I say that too? I was moving around a
Speaker 1: little bit. You could say that, yeah, So, um, we
Speaker 1: need to talk about the vulgarity of some of your contestants.
Speaker 1: Which one the one that I just do? I just
Speaker 1: do the interview packets, I don't really Okay, Well, you're
Speaker 1: a post kind of drive and allowing a contestant to
Speaker 1: say something like moving around m m. That's round upon
Speaker 1: by the sensors. Well, what would you like him to
Speaker 1: say other than moving around shuffling a bit, now moving
Speaker 1: its sucking feet a lot and in a rhythmic way.
Speaker 1: If you could do that thing, please thank you. This
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Speaker 1: school for a brief amount of time. The university had
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Speaker 1: He had to repeat another year. Hi, yeah, names Lyle,
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Speaker 1: to our show, Mr guest, Oh, thank you, thank you
Speaker 1: Mr guests for being our guest. Did you easy to
Speaker 1: get that joke? A lot? Growing up like, can I
Speaker 1: be a guest at the guest house? Um? I did
Speaker 1: get that. Yeah, I did get that that joke a
Speaker 1: lot a lot. Was there of a time when he
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Speaker 1: new Ark, Delaware? And then um, we decided to come
Speaker 1: to California? Yeah, hike, Um twenty years ago. Uh yeah,
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Speaker 1: for a few months. Um did you have any room
Speaker 1: mates in my car? Just just my boom box? And
Speaker 1: I think you know jackets a boom box. She's spend
Speaker 1: so much, so much time with these inanimate objects that
Speaker 1: they just started spouting life for you to keep your company,
Speaker 1: kind of like Wilson and that movie Casseway. Yeah, like
Speaker 1: literally we can became my best friends. We actually have
Speaker 1: that in our archives. Pride fous I was trying to late. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're just like sticking up Oh, so pristley dude, al right,
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Speaker 1: Is that what you're inanimate belonging? So like it's pretty
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Speaker 1: I'm not too far from here actually, um Ventura and
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Speaker 1: which does which does not exist anymore? That's right, right,
Speaker 1: turn into burned down? Really, Sportsman Lodge burned down? Jesus,
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Speaker 1: Are you're there for? How long was that in the
Speaker 1: parking lot for a few months? Did you set the
Speaker 1: sportsman Lodge fire? Hey? I was hoping we were, I
Speaker 1: mean until my hot plate got my surfboard on fire?
Speaker 1: And how did you end up in comedy? You always
Speaker 1: doing improperly? Did you do other stuff? I did other
Speaker 1: stuff too? Well? You know, I always loved SNL and
Speaker 1: that sort of thing and whatnot. Um, but I wanted
Speaker 1: to like really sort of st wretch, I guess as
Speaker 1: an actor because I felt I thought it was gonna
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Speaker 1: I was like, holy sh it, I love this, Like
Speaker 1: this is like sort of addicting, and it just sort
Speaker 1: of took over as far as how I wanted to
Speaker 1: spend my time being creative. What do you to make
Speaker 1: yourself happy besides this show? Besides this show? Yes, I mean,
Speaker 1: this is just the happiest I've been in a while. Guys.
Speaker 1: You know, I went to the beach to my kids today,
Speaker 1: so I was kids, I do well. I didn't expect
Speaker 1: that to young. I didn't expect it either, well, and
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Speaker 1: and my oldest son is to just turned two. And
Speaker 1: then I have a four month old today. So you
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Speaker 1: like it's difficult to explain to your kids what the
Speaker 1: whole COVID situation was like if they I guess they
Speaker 1: have some data prior to scratch that question, how long
Speaker 1: you've been listening to the show? How long have I
Speaker 1: listen to this show since the beginning, since the beginning?
Speaker 1: So okay, we've been on for so many years, several
Speaker 1: several Yeah, flagship program, longtime listener. Who is more like
Speaker 1: in person? Who you thought would be? Who's more accurate
Speaker 1: in your mind when you met us? Me or Andy? Um?
Speaker 1: Who you? Yeah, I look like you look like you?
Speaker 1: Can you? Can you describe a lot of people haven't
Speaker 1: even seen what I look like? Can you describe what
Speaker 1: I look like? Um? Small? You're small. You're a small
Speaker 1: person in small like you know, inside and out? Yeah? Well,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm just judging by the outside, right,
Speaker 1: like a smaller, smaller person, longer hair, longer hair than
Speaker 1: I expect him, right, whiter hair, And I say, your
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Speaker 1: that I'm so small, my hair looks long. But maybe
Speaker 1: that's It's like an an optical illusion sort of thing.
Speaker 1: A normal sized person in my hair beat normally. I've
Speaker 1: never thought of it like that. That's what I'm here
Speaker 1: to do. Give you a perspective. What's you most did?
Speaker 1: A childhood memory? And then we'll move on. The word
Speaker 1: vivid comes at me hard. Um he wrote it. I
Speaker 1: was against the Where did it I could not write
Speaker 1: that you did, but I never wrote It's never it's
Speaker 1: not even in my vernacular. All right, let's change that.
Speaker 1: What's your most act outable childhood memory? My most okay,
Speaker 1: what I was gonna say. What I was gonna say
Speaker 1: is is I remember my parents taking me to the
Speaker 1: movie Fantasia, the Disney movie Phantasia as a kid. And
Speaker 1: you know, us going into like the small Newark, Delaware
Speaker 1: movie theater. They made a big deal of it, like
Speaker 1: it was like the big Friday night thing, and you know,
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Speaker 1: a lot of money, so like kind of movies of
Speaker 1: the thing. And then we got to the movie theater
Speaker 1: and we sat there like the first five minutes of Phantasia.
Speaker 1: My parents were like visibly and viscerally angry that the
Speaker 1: movie because there's very little nickis it? Basically they're like,
Speaker 1: what did they take their kids to see? Like a
Speaker 1: Disney film and there's no me It's just like there's
Speaker 1: no talking. It's sort of like colors and paints and
Speaker 1: dancy things and some music, and that's what I remember
Speaker 1: of a Phantasia. They were pissted and we walked out, Hey,
Speaker 1: we have that in the archives too. Ladies and gentlemen,
Speaker 1: Welcome to the six o'clock showing of Fantasia. Who's ready
Speaker 1: for Mickey because he won't be appearing. Who's ready for
Speaker 1: some goofy goofy? Also? Who will not be appearing in Fantasia?
Speaker 1: Who's ready for some Donald Duck? Donald Duck also will
Speaker 1: not be appearing in Fantasia. That's when the one I'm
Speaker 1: up back with the Phantasian movie fired. Come in here
Speaker 1: you're supposed. Yeah, it's just really hard for me to
Speaker 1: for me to get these kids excited about something that
Speaker 1: they're expecting one thing, but then I have to break
Speaker 1: the news to them that it's not going That told
Speaker 1: you to break news to them, you piece of ship.
Speaker 1: I wanted to see you man? Was that what it
Speaker 1: was like? I mean, spot on its scary house on
Speaker 1: that one. Thank you so much for doing our show,
Speaker 1: Brian and sharing with us all these stories. Even though
Speaker 1: it sounds like I'm letting you go, I'm not. Because
Speaker 1: we have one more act. You're not letting me go
Speaker 1: now yet. Well I know that because I'm tied to
Speaker 1: the chair that's right, and I have the key to
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Speaker 1: is tied behind it. It's a very complicated situation. Coming
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Speaker 1: The bullet. Here's the window, shattering it before missing Danny's
Speaker 1: head by mirror millimeters. It was very close and it
Speaker 1: had singe his air, leaving a line on the side
Speaker 1: of his head. Everybody thought it was a style choice,
Speaker 1: but Danny knew better. Guy Daddy, look at it with
Speaker 1: his hair. Look at that look look look good at us, guys.
Speaker 1: I know, I think you think it's cool. It's I
Speaker 1: don't want to get into a specific suffice, but it's not.
Speaker 1: It's not choice. It's not a choice. You talk about
Speaker 1: not coming in here with his hair doing like it's
Speaker 1: not a choice. I would love to hear the explanation
Speaker 1: for this one. You're pouring that way and it wasn't
Speaker 1: born that way. It's just, you know, I just want
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Speaker 1: guy doesn't want to talk about It's like that the
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Speaker 1: I remember the stroke toy. Don't scare me like that. Seriously,
Speaker 1: what happened? He? Hey, why is it looking like that?
Speaker 1: Like you just to compress me on it. I guess
Speaker 1: I'll tell you. Well. Who was by me and my
Speaker 1: family's home and I thought maybe it was a bow
Speaker 1: was intended for me or something like that. He's scary bullet.
Speaker 1: Hey wait a minute, Oh, who going to be the
Speaker 1: Salvator family. I don't think that's what those would be
Speaker 1: so reckless. Do you think it was the Gabbootsters going
Speaker 1: to be the Gaboos family. I don't think there's that
Speaker 1: many balls to that. Danny one of the greatest soldiers
Speaker 1: in a cup of old family. I mean, it's pretty
Speaker 1: serious stuff, but you can't let that stop us from
Speaker 1: busting his chops. Oh almost almost murdered, almost murdered in
Speaker 1: front of his family. Were freaks? What's wrong with you?
Speaker 1: But smiling you face? Yeah? Look, I know a life
Speaker 1: of crime. You know, everyone's always talking about the families
Speaker 1: and stuff like that, but you don't want out of it.
Speaker 1: And you see he really does. He seems visibly shaken
Speaker 1: up about what you're trying to go up against. The
Speaker 1: challenge is something. Look when you see life flash before
Speaker 1: your eyes like that, it's just like why I don't
Speaker 1: want to I don't know if it was his life
Speaker 1: first for me anymore, life isn't. I've been painting and
Speaker 1: stuff like that, like it in the pain and oh
Speaker 1: like a little stuff like this guy on the cusp
Speaker 1: of giving up all again and he's he's gonna, hey,
Speaker 1: can I talk to you for a second. This is
Speaker 1: pretty serious. He can't quit. I mean, if he does,
Speaker 1: then he's gotta go. That bullet that wish by him
Speaker 1: next time is gonna go right in the grape. But really,
Speaker 1: I think he should talk to somebody about this. This
Speaker 1: is like but he's going through some very oh before
Speaker 1: he's talking, I mean, I mean, it's a nice little
Speaker 1: dinner for of us. It's like a like as a
Speaker 1: nice riga Tony, I got a little meat sauce, beautiful presentation. Look,
Speaker 1: it's very nice way he did, but so random. He's
Speaker 1: all right, I mean he looks sure, but he's I've
Speaker 1: been painting, and like now I'm getting the call colony
Speaker 1: arts and stuff like that. I don't I don't even
Speaker 1: bust my boss bust nay more about in my hand.
Speaker 1: Let's go back to square one. Then he gets shot,
Speaker 1: grazes his head by mill of meed is. We look
Speaker 1: at the scalp and as he's got a thing looks
Speaker 1: like a design, he said, I didn't do this. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so it's your so we think it might be some
Speaker 1: of the families. And then now now we're seeing that
Speaker 1: he's really been to a lot, and then he wants
Speaker 1: to cook for us. Yes, I know who did it, Okay,
Speaker 1: I know sho, I know who pulled the book to
Speaker 1: trigger any hard time saying who was, because the truth
Speaker 1: was it was his kid. He was playing with a gun,
Speaker 1: I was sitting at the house that he didn't even
Speaker 1: want there to begin with, but he couldn't tell his
Speaker 1: big mafio so co workers because he was also in
Speaker 1: the mafia. Come on, who did it? Come on? You
Speaker 1: picked up somebody in the couple of the Cup of
Speaker 1: Gold family. We gotta think, look at look at look
Speaker 1: at the prison chase on his toy. You guys, who
Speaker 1: shot you? That's all we wanted all if I told you,
Speaker 1: You're never gonna believe me anyway, He's never gonna believe me.
Speaker 1: Ship You're not you don't take always to have the doors. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a feed of duchies. Think they're all running the car.
Speaker 1: Don't know which one it was, like they're all packed
Speaker 1: into the name Pala and I don't know. And he
Speaker 1: started a war between the better do Chosen the Bryan
Speaker 1: family that he operated in still to embarrass philm that
Speaker 1: it was his son. I was playing with the gun epilog. Hey, Dad,
Speaker 1: I got something, uh something I want to tell you.
Speaker 1: Um So I was outside hanging out with some people
Speaker 1: from a competing family. You know how you told me
Speaker 1: you never wanted me to get in the family business.
Speaker 1: I was hanging out out there because you know, I'm
Speaker 1: on my my gap decade from college. And uh, I
Speaker 1: was holding a gun and it accidentally went off. I
Speaker 1: know it's bad, but look, here's what you should do
Speaker 1: when the police come there, and when they handed the
Speaker 1: police report, just kind of put some sunglasses on, just
Speaker 1: kind of loss over what they what they give you,
Speaker 1: don't really pay much attention to what anybody's saying. And
Speaker 1: then I'll get away with it. You've been doing this
Speaker 1: ship for fucking so long, the sunglass fucking ship, Like, look,
Speaker 1: dare you you don't have any family members you killed
Speaker 1: with your bullshit laziness. You fuck You're a piece of ship,
Speaker 1: a piece of guy. Let's be honest. You you don't
Speaker 1: plug on his motherfucker. You know what. I'm gonna pull
Speaker 1: the plug on him right now. No, No, you do
Speaker 1: it because you're just fine at Danny. You can make
Speaker 1: me do it. I'm gonna make you do it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: You're gonna do it. I do have a deathbed confession
Speaker 1: for all of you. My my dad was in the maffia. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I because I was hanging out with some kids,
Speaker 1: some neighborhood kids, and a gun went off and I
Speaker 1: accidentally the bullet grazed my father's head. And I may
Speaker 1: or may not have studied a turf war. Okay, pull
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