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Speaker 1: pouring rain here in New York City. I'll toss you.

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Speaker 1: You told me it was gonna beautiful weather out here.

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Speaker 1: I'm happy to be here on the Young Shootercast a

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Speaker 1: are rocking. I am Wrappor stereo podcast from a rainy,

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Speaker 1: rainy day in New York City. But a great day,

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Speaker 1: great week. Um, I told you to get the umbrella.

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Speaker 1: If I didn't tell you to get the umbrella, you'll

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Speaker 1: be soaked. Yeah. Well, and you're like, will you said

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Speaker 1: it's pouring rain. Good, it's not California. Could pull up

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Speaker 1: The good good. It doesn't work like that in New York.

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Speaker 1: None of that ship works in New York traffic side streets.

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Speaker 1: This ship is different in Manhattan. He is a different thing.

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Speaker 1: I'm not like an umbrella kind of guy. Like it

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Speaker 1: was just rainy. Well, they can't tell because your jeans

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Speaker 1: It's not about being pussy, not about being tough protecting

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Speaker 1: I got all Saints on two right here. Undershirt you

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Speaker 1: These needs? Are breads? Bread? Bread? Like you told like

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Speaker 1: as Michael rapp report is the King of Kashmir. You

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Speaker 1: didn't pay anybody. They came to me. That's like somebody

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Speaker 1: They wanted to do a feature on the King of Kashmir.

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Speaker 1: And they see what's happening. They say, Oh, we see

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Speaker 1: We heard about your Kashmir game. We want to be

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Speaker 1: g Q magazine tweets Michael rapport is the King of Kashmir.

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Speaker 1: I have a birthday reservation, Like I think that works?

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Speaker 1: these little fucking, little, little fucking little dime size little

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Speaker 1: Oh well, this is a piece of purshudo, and it's

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Speaker 1: Because I thought I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna cook

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Speaker 1: you and then I'm gonna fun That sounds like a threat. No,

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Speaker 1: I didn't say I was gonna zip time, cook him

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Speaker 1: and fun him. That was Jason Capito Howard Stern Fantasy Football.

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Speaker 1: Like I I did say to him, I was gonna

420
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Speaker 1: I was gonna zip tie you, I was gonna cook

421
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Speaker 1: you and then fun fuck you. I think the zip

422
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Speaker 1: ties and the hog ties get me kind of confused.

423
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Speaker 1: There's a no mix up with those two. But nonetheless

424
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Speaker 1: it was a ball. It was a ball hosting the

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Speaker 1: Wendy Williams Show. And also I did watch What Happens Live,

426
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Speaker 1: which was which that's like easy work though double Andy Cohen,

427
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Speaker 1: double the fun with Andy Cohen, who's talking about diversifying

428
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Speaker 1: his assets. Cheez man. This guy was like on the

429
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Speaker 1: other end, he was like producing behind the camp. He

430
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Speaker 1: was a segment producer. Now he's an author, he's got

431
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Speaker 1: a new book. He's got also he's got a channel

432
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Speaker 1: on serious sex, and there's like Howard Stern channel there's

433
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Speaker 1: the Andy Cohen channel. I want can you listen? I

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Speaker 1: know your friends with Erica Jane. Yes, can you? She's

435
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Speaker 1: newly single. Can you set me up? Give her my

436
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Speaker 1: number or something. Dave pull up a clip of Erica

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Speaker 1: Jane Erica. Um, I'm such a fan of hers. I

438
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Speaker 1: think she's great. I would treat her right. Yes, I'm

439
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Speaker 1: not you know, top tier? Um, I mean no, I

440
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Speaker 1: am top tier. I don't want to Eric of the

441
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Speaker 1: Real House a resolutely. You would like to go on

442
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Speaker 1: a date with Erica, I would love to. I don't

443
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Speaker 1: have any kind of burn victim things going on with

444
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Speaker 1: me and um, and there's no lawsuits tied to my name.

445
00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:11,680
Speaker 1: And I do have a clean, clean history. I have

446
00:24:11,720 --> 00:24:14,520
Speaker 1: a sketchy pat I don't have a sketchy past. Um.

447
00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:16,280
Speaker 1: I might not have a mansion. I do live in

448
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Speaker 1: my kitchen. But we would have such a nice time.

449
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Speaker 1: We would go bowling, Um, we would go to a movie,

450
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Speaker 1: you know, we would do regular people things, you know,

451
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Speaker 1: just like normal humans stuff, you know. Um, I would

452
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Speaker 1: love to go out with her. I think that she

453
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Speaker 1: should give me a shot. I think I'm a little

454
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Speaker 1: shorter than her, but I have no problem wearing some

455
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Speaker 1: heels inside your Yeah. I think they're called lift kits.

456
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Speaker 1: I bought them in the past. Their lift kits, they

457
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Speaker 1: add about four inches to you. So I am five eight,

458
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Speaker 1: but I could be six one for you. You can

459
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Speaker 1: make yourself. I could absolutely make myself six one. But

460
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Speaker 1: we do have a lift kit. Yeah, well I could

461
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Speaker 1: have a lift kit. You said you bought lift I have.

462
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Speaker 1: I used to have the whole set. I think I

463
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Speaker 1: might have absolutely, And there was where I was wearing

464
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Speaker 1: them when I was on a date with a girl,

465
00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:04,920
Speaker 1: got back to my house, had to take the shoes off,

466
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Speaker 1: and the mother was like, you is this stepped off

467
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Speaker 1: a curb? Exactly? Who is this dude? I didn't go,

468
00:25:12,480 --> 00:25:15,680
Speaker 1: did you really do that? All my life? The day

469
00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:18,400
Speaker 1: go great, everything was great. But you know, there's only

470
00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:19,879
Speaker 1: so long that you could keep that up because once

471
00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:21,960
Speaker 1: you're like in bed or you get up to go

472
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:25,640
Speaker 1: to the bathrooms, like, who is that guy? Anyway, It's

473
00:25:25,680 --> 00:25:28,479
Speaker 1: been a fantastic week here in New York. Next week, Phoenix,

474
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Speaker 1: are you coming now? I want to apologize because when

475
00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:35,480
Speaker 1: I was in San Francisco, people said, you apologize, motherfucker,

476
00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:38,520
Speaker 1: because I'm not gonna like, no, because when we you

477
00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:40,639
Speaker 1: said you were going to go to San Francisco. You apologize.

478
00:25:40,760 --> 00:25:43,280
Speaker 1: Why am I on this like apology tour? Apologize? I

479
00:25:43,320 --> 00:25:46,040
Speaker 1: apologize like the past three podcasts because you keep not

480
00:25:46,119 --> 00:25:47,760
Speaker 1: showing up to the live show. I already said I

481
00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:49,840
Speaker 1: wasn't gonna be in San Francisco because you were going

482
00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:51,359
Speaker 1: to be there, and then you said you weren't going

483
00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:53,040
Speaker 1: to be. No, we discussed this. I said I was

484
00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:54,639
Speaker 1: going to try and come from the basketball game. Not

485
00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:57,800
Speaker 1: pulling link. What did you say? I said? You mentioned

486
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Speaker 1: that there was a Warriors game. I said I could

487
00:25:59,480 --> 00:26:01,840
Speaker 1: probably I might be able to figure something out with

488
00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:04,160
Speaker 1: my schedule. But I did have my best friend's sister's

489
00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:07,320
Speaker 1: wedding that weekend. It's my best friend's sister, you know

490
00:26:07,359 --> 00:26:10,159
Speaker 1: what I mean exactly. She means a lot to me.

491
00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:12,560
Speaker 1: I've known her for like most of my life. I

492
00:26:12,560 --> 00:26:15,040
Speaker 1: couldn't miss it. But you said I'll go to San

493
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Speaker 1: Francisco for the Warriors game. I said, I cannot make

494
00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:20,800
Speaker 1: the comedy shows. That was all the comedy shows. You

495
00:26:20,840 --> 00:26:22,359
Speaker 1: said I could. I could go up to the for

496
00:26:22,440 --> 00:26:26,119
Speaker 1: the basketball game the comedy shows. Uh, I couldn't. I

497
00:26:26,119 --> 00:26:27,960
Speaker 1: couldn't make the comedy shows, I could possibly make the

498
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Speaker 1: basketball game that I could have done. Motherfucker you're not.

499
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Speaker 1: But I I don't need a plus one to a

500
00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:38,800
Speaker 1: Golden State Warriors game. I think you kind of dot

501
00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:41,360
Speaker 1: giving your track record with Durant and all that, it's

502
00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:44,359
Speaker 1: not safe for you to be courtside. Man, my man,

503
00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:48,440
Speaker 1: I have friends, Okay, I got friends in motherfuckering in

504
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Speaker 1: San Francisco. I didn't need you to come up there

505
00:26:50,760 --> 00:26:53,520
Speaker 1: to the game. Okay, Well you invited me to the game.

506
00:26:53,560 --> 00:26:57,200
Speaker 1: You're like invited you to the game with with like

507
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Speaker 1: it's part of like, oh, we're going to the commentary.

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Speaker 1: Are you gonna acknowledge the fans that came to the

509
00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:03,440
Speaker 1: commentary and they were like shooters shooters? I honestly, I

510
00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:05,560
Speaker 1: really do apologize this now. Like I was just sitting

511
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Speaker 1: around in my house in l A. And I wasn't, like,

512
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:11,240
Speaker 1: you know, making excuses. I had a wedding to go to.

513
00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:14,479
Speaker 1: It was a year in advance. I already confirmed rs VPD. Yes,

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00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:17,359
Speaker 1: I I really am sorry you are now? Are you

515
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Speaker 1: going to come with me the one in Phoenix? The

516
00:27:23,320 --> 00:27:26,199
Speaker 1: shows are almost sold out? Are you gonna be there?

517
00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:28,840
Speaker 1: In Phoenix. Yes or no. I would love to if

518
00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:30,480
Speaker 1: you could get me a cat sitter because I do

519
00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:33,480
Speaker 1: have a cat, Pablo at home. He can't beat that cat. No,

520
00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:34,800
Speaker 1: I know, but he just he can't. I don't have

521
00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:37,720
Speaker 1: a cat sitter. I don't funk with cat. Want to

522
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Speaker 1: bring to my parents, man, I got to bring him

523
00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:41,679
Speaker 1: back to my parents. They're they're watching them right now.

524
00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:44,960
Speaker 1: They like that cat. My dad's I mean I dropped

525
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Speaker 1: him like the cat. No, I mean no, my I dropped.

526
00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:50,000
Speaker 1: I dropped my cat off to my parents house right

527
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Speaker 1: before I left for New York. And I pulled up

528
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Speaker 1: to the parking garage and my parents condo, and my

529
00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:57,200
Speaker 1: dad was standing there shaking his head like fuck, six

530
00:27:57,320 --> 00:27:59,680
Speaker 1: days of this bullshit with his cat. Because that cat

531
00:27:59,800 --> 00:28:01,760
Speaker 1: is at you right. Yeah, he's not a friendly cat.

532
00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:04,280
Speaker 1: He doesn't like when you give him attention. He swapps,

533
00:28:04,280 --> 00:28:06,520
Speaker 1: doesn't like when you know. He's not that kind of cat.

534
00:28:06,760 --> 00:28:09,560
Speaker 1: It's weird. That's a good cat care of yeah, I know,

535
00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:12,080
Speaker 1: it's let him be exactly. Feed him. Do you have

536
00:28:12,119 --> 00:28:14,080
Speaker 1: to bring like this like a ship box? Oh? Man,

537
00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:16,280
Speaker 1: I load up. I bring a ship box. Um, I

538
00:28:16,359 --> 00:28:19,600
Speaker 1: bring his scratching posts. His toys, like he's like a child.

539
00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:22,800
Speaker 1: Nobody nobody wants that. Nobody nobody wants my son. It's

540
00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:27,880
Speaker 1: my son. So I'll ask you again, are you going

541
00:28:28,119 --> 00:28:31,040
Speaker 1: to be at the Phoenix shows. It's a simple guess

542
00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:35,040
Speaker 1: or no, don't drag me into cat sitting. If I

543
00:28:35,119 --> 00:28:39,080
Speaker 1: can dump my parents, I will be there one. So

544
00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:41,360
Speaker 1: you don't know if you're gonna be at the Phoenix shows.

545
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:44,840
Speaker 1: Because I got Phoenix, and then after that I got Albany,

546
00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:48,200
Speaker 1: I would definitely be Rockchester, and then I got a

547
00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:53,520
Speaker 1: Rhode Island and then I'm done twenty twenty one comedy

548
00:28:53,720 --> 00:28:58,160
Speaker 1: tour viral load, okay, and then beginning of January or

549
00:28:58,200 --> 00:29:00,800
Speaker 1: in Denver, what's the new? I mean, you gotta come

550
00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:04,960
Speaker 1: up with a new name for I haven't about it.

551
00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:07,520
Speaker 1: Maybe like something about you being Mr PG the King

552
00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:10,920
Speaker 1: of Kashmir tour um. I don't know. We needs we

553
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:13,800
Speaker 1: need like the daytime talk show for something now, But

554
00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:15,840
Speaker 1: then they'll think that you're doing like a daytime talk show.

555
00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:18,200
Speaker 1: I'll come up, we'll come up with some ideas. The

556
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Speaker 1: I don't love that just because I feel like You're

558
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Speaker 1: Because what I do on social media, it's performance art

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Speaker 1: or is it I mean it's performance art? Or is

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Speaker 1: it it's not? I mean, is this what do you mean?

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Speaker 1: It's not, it's not it's I mean it's not what

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Speaker 1: I think like you think it's performance are but around

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Speaker 1: Buff does performance are on the streets of New York.

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Speaker 1: But then he goes home. He probably a regular guy

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Speaker 1: like you, La Buff. I've been with you when you've

628
00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:22,200
Speaker 1: pulled over on the side of the four or fives.

629
00:34:22,239 --> 00:34:27,040
Speaker 1: I've been driving reluctant fist bump right there. That is

630
00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:33,840
Speaker 1: what's up, Dave. Dave's like, yo, over, I have videos

631
00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:38,000
Speaker 1: of you pissing on walls. I'm telling you right now

632
00:34:38,640 --> 00:34:42,600
Speaker 1: in New York City, Yo, with the new rules and

633
00:34:42,719 --> 00:34:45,160
Speaker 1: the regulations and the fact that they've shut down a

634
00:34:45,239 --> 00:34:49,160
Speaker 1: lot of place, I piss anywhere anytime, right on the street.

635
00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:51,120
Speaker 1: Now I go against a corner. You're like the fucking

636
00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:53,960
Speaker 1: kid from Big Daddy. You're pissing on this one over

637
00:34:54,280 --> 00:34:56,640
Speaker 1: all over New York, all over this. This is not

638
00:34:57,400 --> 00:35:00,480
Speaker 1: will behavior from a man who's fifty one years old.

639
00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:03,279
Speaker 1: You're wearing Kashmir. Now, what the funk are you doing?

640
00:35:03,640 --> 00:35:06,560
Speaker 1: Use a fucking restroom like a normal human being. You're not.

641
00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:11,520
Speaker 1: You're not a dog something. Sometimes you can't find a place.

642
00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:14,520
Speaker 1: You can always find a place. I've never not these

643
00:35:14,600 --> 00:35:16,719
Speaker 1: diners and the Starbucks, they don't let you in like

644
00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:18,360
Speaker 1: the old days. But you're not like doing it in

645
00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:21,640
Speaker 1: an alley way or finding like you're doing it like

646
00:35:21,760 --> 00:35:23,960
Speaker 1: on the side. I go right up to a tree

647
00:35:24,320 --> 00:35:26,840
Speaker 1: and I piss right in broad daylight. You catch a

648
00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:29,200
Speaker 1: charge of doing that? No, you want to be New York.

649
00:35:29,280 --> 00:35:31,280
Speaker 1: The cops ain't doing shit about that. They got bigger

650
00:35:31,320 --> 00:35:34,560
Speaker 1: fish to fry. All right, you're probably right, But anyway,

651
00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:36,839
Speaker 1: I didn't realize you were with me when I've pulled

652
00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:40,279
Speaker 1: over and shot on the freeway. Oh this has been

653
00:35:40,360 --> 00:35:43,400
Speaker 1: this is multiple case. What's up you? I mean you

654
00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:47,320
Speaker 1: have toilet paper in the center constant. They know, No,

655
00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:49,280
Speaker 1: I don't think they do, because you're talking about performance

656
00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:53,040
Speaker 1: are That's what I'm saying, that's real life, that's who

657
00:35:53,120 --> 00:35:56,200
Speaker 1: you are. That's fucked up. That's not something to be

658
00:35:56,280 --> 00:36:00,880
Speaker 1: proud of. Use a fucking toilet like like an adult.

659
00:36:01,239 --> 00:36:04,560
Speaker 1: We know that. I'm captain kalitis. Fortunately, by the way,

660
00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:10,080
Speaker 1: my ultrative kalitis like colonoscopy, um, what is it? Results

661
00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:13,160
Speaker 1: came back fantastic good, not as good as I wanted.

662
00:36:13,200 --> 00:36:17,839
Speaker 1: I wanted a perfect perfect perfect, like a perfect Um,

663
00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:21,000
Speaker 1: you want a perfect score. I wanted a perfect score.

664
00:36:21,080 --> 00:36:23,040
Speaker 1: It's not perfect, and I still have I'm still dealing

665
00:36:23,040 --> 00:36:25,320
Speaker 1: with the kaitis, but it's better and I gotta continue

666
00:36:25,360 --> 00:36:27,920
Speaker 1: making a better off the coffee whatever. That doesn't matter. Well,

667
00:36:27,960 --> 00:36:30,319
Speaker 1: what are you talking about? Mental health? And mental health?

668
00:36:30,520 --> 00:36:33,560
Speaker 1: We're talking about that, not polittically mental health. Right, We've

669
00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:37,000
Speaker 1: seen anonymous tiktoker's this TikTok or that TikTok or this

670
00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:43,399
Speaker 1: instagramm er um, these influencers um post themselves wall they're

671
00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:46,719
Speaker 1: the videotaped themselve. Because I was talking about I love Instagram,

672
00:36:47,520 --> 00:36:50,600
Speaker 1: and I consider my Instagram performance. Sorry, that's what I

673
00:36:50,719 --> 00:36:54,239
Speaker 1: was taking. Screaming, the yelling, all that stuff. That's a

674
00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:58,800
Speaker 1: version of a performance. When I am having a breakdown,

675
00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:02,560
Speaker 1: when I'm arguing with my wife, when I am literally

676
00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:07,760
Speaker 1: freaking out, when I am crying, when I am upset,

677
00:37:08,160 --> 00:37:11,440
Speaker 1: when I'm upset about something with my family, when I'm

678
00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:14,319
Speaker 1: upset about something with myself. If I was suffering from

679
00:37:14,719 --> 00:37:19,520
Speaker 1: mental health situations, if I was dealing with depression, if

680
00:37:19,560 --> 00:37:22,879
Speaker 1: I was, you know, anxiety ridden. I have people close

681
00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:26,680
Speaker 1: to me that have anxiety. Not one of those people goes, oh, wait,

682
00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:31,640
Speaker 1: hold on and let me fill myself crying. Let me

683
00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:35,320
Speaker 1: fill myself having a mental breakdown. Now again, that doesn't

684
00:37:35,320 --> 00:37:37,399
Speaker 1: mean that I'm saying it's not real work. But these

685
00:37:37,480 --> 00:37:41,640
Speaker 1: people people deal with it. Bella hadded, pull the clip up,

686
00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:44,680
Speaker 1: Bella Gigi fun Man. I don't know, I don't even

687
00:37:44,680 --> 00:37:47,640
Speaker 1: know beautiful, he said, Yeah, this is a beautiful what's

688
00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:52,759
Speaker 1: her name, Bella Gi? It don't matter. She got nice

689
00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:54,759
Speaker 1: green eyes. Beautiful and you know what, I love that.

690
00:37:54,960 --> 00:37:57,120
Speaker 1: I mean, what is that I'm patching? It's an eyemask,

691
00:37:57,280 --> 00:37:59,000
Speaker 1: And I meant, I'm sorry that. I don't like to

692
00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:01,279
Speaker 1: see yourself upset. I don't like to see her so that.

693
00:38:01,360 --> 00:38:08,080
Speaker 1: But she's the latest celebrity who has posted during the

694
00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:10,000
Speaker 1: middle of what she is saying, and I'm not saying

695
00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:13,880
Speaker 1: it's not and I'm not pointing out her or anybody,

696
00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:17,759
Speaker 1: but she's the latest celebrity who, during their mental breakdown

697
00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:23,440
Speaker 1: has decided to to videotape it and to shoot it.

698
00:38:23,520 --> 00:38:25,560
Speaker 1: And I mean that looks like a Western interesting. I

699
00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:28,120
Speaker 1: mean that's like beautiful shot, not just because she's got

700
00:38:28,160 --> 00:38:30,920
Speaker 1: beautiful the lighting is good. It's a Dutch angle. It's

701
00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:33,400
Speaker 1: a Dutch angle, like you could see the reflection you

702
00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:36,200
Speaker 1: see in her people right, there's like some sort of lighting.

703
00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:39,839
Speaker 1: I mean, the one tier. Do you know she's not one?

704
00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:44,279
Speaker 1: And I'm not saying it's fake at all, but I'm

705
00:38:44,320 --> 00:38:47,160
Speaker 1: not accusing that of fake. But but I'm just saying,

706
00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:51,160
Speaker 1: when I am having a true, real life freak out,

707
00:38:51,280 --> 00:38:55,239
Speaker 1: I don't go hold on. I need to get a

708
00:38:55,520 --> 00:39:00,880
Speaker 1: perfectly beautifully shot portrait of this or I need to

709
00:39:00,960 --> 00:39:03,200
Speaker 1: go on Instagram live and I want to show you guys,

710
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:07,600
Speaker 1: I'm just like you because if I ship my pants

711
00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:11,560
Speaker 1: when I had colitis, You're not gonna be videoing that.

712
00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:14,279
Speaker 1: I will. I'll be in the car videoing it. I'll

713
00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:18,160
Speaker 1: be talking that just just in case blackmail. I don't

714
00:39:18,200 --> 00:39:20,399
Speaker 1: know what you're gonna do later on and like pull that, Dave.

715
00:39:20,920 --> 00:39:23,360
Speaker 1: But the point I understand what you're saying that. The

716
00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:26,359
Speaker 1: point is is that if you're really going through something

717
00:39:26,520 --> 00:39:30,279
Speaker 1: severe and serious, how do you have the wherewithal since

718
00:39:30,320 --> 00:39:33,560
Speaker 1: you're in a deep rabbit hole of of mental strife,

719
00:39:33,719 --> 00:39:36,360
Speaker 1: how do you have the wherewithal to go, hold on,

720
00:39:37,640 --> 00:39:41,320
Speaker 1: hold minute, let me get this and then when you

721
00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:43,239
Speaker 1: come out of it. And since it was such a

722
00:39:43,360 --> 00:39:46,160
Speaker 1: dark moment, why would you want to read? Why would

723
00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:50,680
Speaker 1: you want to relive it and then go send or posts? Well,

724
00:39:50,719 --> 00:39:53,560
Speaker 1: some people have, you know, there's sometimes people have manic

725
00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:56,160
Speaker 1: episodes where they're not really in control, they get their

726
00:39:56,200 --> 00:39:58,360
Speaker 1: phone out. I've seen that kind of stuff with people

727
00:39:58,480 --> 00:40:01,520
Speaker 1: that I know that like to Instagram live and they're

728
00:40:01,560 --> 00:40:05,040
Speaker 1: painting their walls different colors and they're they're trashing the

729
00:40:05,080 --> 00:40:08,160
Speaker 1: apartments and you know, I mean that could be who knows, bipolar,

730
00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:10,680
Speaker 1: it could be manic episodes. I don't know, And I

731
00:40:10,760 --> 00:40:13,880
Speaker 1: don't want to yeah, diminish that or you know. But

732
00:40:14,239 --> 00:40:16,640
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, like, when you're feeling like ship, I

733
00:40:16,719 --> 00:40:19,560
Speaker 1: go dark, walk walk walk walk us through dark, Like

734
00:40:20,160 --> 00:40:23,040
Speaker 1: I don't talk to my friends. Um, I'm not on

735
00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:26,080
Speaker 1: my phone. I'm not answering calls or text Maybe I'll

736
00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:29,640
Speaker 1: rent a cabin in Joshua Tree. Are listening to some

737
00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:35,800
Speaker 1: bony Vere Who bony Vere. He's like an acoustic singer songwriter,

738
00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:39,840
Speaker 1: Guy Bone. It's debatable. It's either bonnie Ver bon ivor

739
00:40:40,760 --> 00:40:44,480
Speaker 1: b O N Space. I V E R really good,

740
00:40:44,840 --> 00:40:47,480
Speaker 1: really relaxing, really put you in that kind of let

741
00:40:47,520 --> 00:40:50,640
Speaker 1: you wallow in your pity and and uh. But look,

742
00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:52,799
Speaker 1: people deal with it in their own ways. I don't

743
00:40:52,840 --> 00:40:55,480
Speaker 1: personally deal with it by by taking videos of myself

744
00:40:55,680 --> 00:40:59,200
Speaker 1: because my lowest has been when I've shot myself and

745
00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:01,360
Speaker 1: I haven't shot myself in years. Dave, just to let

746
00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:03,680
Speaker 1: you know. I know, Dave's like, what the fuck, But

747
00:41:03,760 --> 00:41:06,240
Speaker 1: I have a disease called ulster of collidus. It's basically

748
00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:11,240
Speaker 1: the ship yourself disease. It's been years. But at my lowest,

749
00:41:11,239 --> 00:41:15,759
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna go hey guys, hey, uh Instagram, I know, uh,

750
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:18,600
Speaker 1: some of you guys out there probably have Crohn's disease

751
00:41:18,680 --> 00:41:21,560
Speaker 1: and Ulster of collidis like me. Um, I'm on Sixth

752
00:41:21,640 --> 00:41:25,200
Speaker 1: Avenue here in New York. I I just shot myself, guys. Um,

753
00:41:26,040 --> 00:41:29,160
Speaker 1: I'm walking now back back home with a big pile

754
00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:30,840
Speaker 1: of ship in my pants. I'm not doing I would be.

755
00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:33,279
Speaker 1: I'm surprised that you wouldn't be doing that because you're

756
00:41:33,320 --> 00:41:35,200
Speaker 1: the guy that's always in front of your camera, always

757
00:41:35,239 --> 00:41:40,359
Speaker 1: in front of performance. Sorry that it's how is that performance? Sorry?

758
00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:44,960
Speaker 1: You do that morning, the afternoon and night is mother fucker?

759
00:41:45,560 --> 00:41:50,279
Speaker 1: Is that? If I was having a real life Ulster

760
00:41:50,360 --> 00:41:53,840
Speaker 1: of Callidis moment, I am not going to Victio tape

761
00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:55,920
Speaker 1: it because I'm trying to figure my way out of

762
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:58,920
Speaker 1: the moment. We don't need that on display. And usually

763
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:01,600
Speaker 1: people like I don't like how you're throwing that at no.

764
00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:04,840
Speaker 1: Just usually people like Bella Hadid or Gi Hidid, I

765
00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:08,240
Speaker 1: don't know which one it is, um that filmed themselves crying.

766
00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:11,000
Speaker 1: It's usually I expect that to be like an apology

767
00:42:11,120 --> 00:42:13,800
Speaker 1: video for getting canceled, Like, guys, I'm so sorry for

768
00:42:13,880 --> 00:42:18,279
Speaker 1: doing this. I really regret all my decisions. They're they're

769
00:42:18,320 --> 00:42:20,160
Speaker 1: solving in front of the camera and then they hit

770
00:42:20,280 --> 00:42:23,120
Speaker 1: stop and then they're like editing the video. I don't

771
00:42:23,120 --> 00:42:25,000
Speaker 1: see it as mental breakdowns and things like that. I

772
00:42:25,120 --> 00:42:27,360
Speaker 1: see that with a lot of people getting canceled speaking

773
00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:30,440
Speaker 1: of getting canceled and suspended because I am currently suspended

774
00:42:30,560 --> 00:42:35,719
Speaker 1: on a social media platform once again. Facebook. I'm not

775
00:42:35,880 --> 00:42:38,600
Speaker 1: saying who or what, but I am currently suspended on

776
00:42:38,719 --> 00:42:42,080
Speaker 1: a social media platform once again. And I'm getting sick

777
00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:45,359
Speaker 1: of it. Guys, I'm getting tired of it, a hearing

778
00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:47,919
Speaker 1: of it. Get getting sick of wired of hearing about

779
00:42:47,960 --> 00:42:50,640
Speaker 1: your suspension? What are you making prison all the time

780
00:42:50,680 --> 00:42:52,360
Speaker 1: with you? I'm suspended here and since they took me

781
00:42:52,440 --> 00:42:55,600
Speaker 1: down here, I'm doing twenty days in the whole thirty Now,

782
00:42:55,880 --> 00:42:57,160
Speaker 1: this is That's what I'm talking about. It's like, this

783
00:42:57,239 --> 00:42:59,359
Speaker 1: is every fucking week you're talking about doing thirty days

784
00:42:59,400 --> 00:43:03,400
Speaker 1: in the whole. What is that? I'm not proud of it?

785
00:43:04,239 --> 00:43:05,880
Speaker 1: And I'm trying to figure out this way I have

786
00:43:05,960 --> 00:43:10,600
Speaker 1: to go full daytime talk show host. Right, what are

787
00:43:10,640 --> 00:43:14,080
Speaker 1: you talking about? Mr? We? We they know who who's

788
00:43:14,160 --> 00:43:19,279
Speaker 1: running that big account? What account? What account? We don't

789
00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:22,760
Speaker 1: talk about that stereo podcast, the loyal, the loyal fans.

790
00:43:22,840 --> 00:43:26,400
Speaker 1: They know who's behind a certain account that's blowing up.

791
00:43:26,719 --> 00:43:29,040
Speaker 1: It's doing pretty well. Now let me just say something.

792
00:43:30,200 --> 00:43:33,960
Speaker 1: It's crazy because in on these social media accounts and

793
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:37,400
Speaker 1: I'm not pointing fingers and anybody who's initials might be

794
00:43:37,719 --> 00:43:40,160
Speaker 1: M and and Z. I'm not pointing fingers in anybody

795
00:43:40,480 --> 00:43:43,439
Speaker 1: right because I don't want to get more suspension. He's

796
00:43:43,640 --> 00:43:46,840
Speaker 1: I mean, he could be watching right fucking now. Control

797
00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:52,480
Speaker 1: He probably got like a multi caap a podcast psychos.

798
00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:57,760
Speaker 1: I didn't say it. I didn't say it. Suspending tasted

799
00:43:57,800 --> 00:44:01,359
Speaker 1: that suspension, Mr m Z. I've tasted it. I don't

800
00:44:01,440 --> 00:44:04,680
Speaker 1: like it. I don't like it. Certain someone who lathers

801
00:44:04,719 --> 00:44:08,040
Speaker 1: himself up with sunscreen or not, kite surfing or not

802
00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:10,439
Speaker 1: or not or not. It could be that guy, could

803
00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:12,600
Speaker 1: be somebody else could be it could be. The point

804
00:44:12,719 --> 00:44:15,719
Speaker 1: is that in this day and age, I'm getting suspended

805
00:44:16,160 --> 00:44:19,000
Speaker 1: because somebody could say something bad to me and then

806
00:44:19,040 --> 00:44:21,719
Speaker 1: I go, you bold fuck or I go or drop

807
00:44:21,840 --> 00:44:24,719
Speaker 1: your wife. I got suspended now, like I said, uh no,

808
00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:27,520
Speaker 1: I said, I said, what are you talking about? Boldy?

809
00:44:27,760 --> 00:44:29,520
Speaker 1: And by the way, take your wife to the zoo.

810
00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:32,520
Speaker 1: And I got thirty days suspension for that, Boldy and

811
00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:35,279
Speaker 1: take your wife to the zoo. But they're leaving people

812
00:44:35,320 --> 00:44:37,640
Speaker 1: who are like like, people are doing hate crimes and

813
00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:42,040
Speaker 1: this and word it's crazy do this do that. There

814
00:44:42,160 --> 00:44:45,600
Speaker 1: was an account called awful Humans. There is an account

815
00:44:45,640 --> 00:44:48,200
Speaker 1: called awful Humans. We don't know who runs. We don't

816
00:44:48,200 --> 00:44:50,520
Speaker 1: know who's behind that account, but they're they're doing God's

817
00:44:50,560 --> 00:44:54,880
Speaker 1: work and it's really impressive. But they post they post

818
00:44:55,040 --> 00:44:58,640
Speaker 1: terrible people doing terrible things. And there were these girls

819
00:44:58,680 --> 00:45:02,399
Speaker 1: who were saying and we're this and with that disgusting video,

820
00:45:02,480 --> 00:45:05,800
Speaker 1: and they reposted it to shine light on how horrible

821
00:45:05,880 --> 00:45:08,640
Speaker 1: these girls were. And the original video of the girls

822
00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:10,880
Speaker 1: is still up, but they take down the Awful Humans

823
00:45:10,920 --> 00:45:14,320
Speaker 1: post that is They're like, it's shaming and harassment. And

824
00:45:14,680 --> 00:45:16,480
Speaker 1: I called guy boldy and tell him to take his

825
00:45:16,560 --> 00:45:18,680
Speaker 1: wife to the zoo. It's not like I just picked

826
00:45:18,719 --> 00:45:21,640
Speaker 1: the guy out. I don't remember what he said to

827
00:45:21,719 --> 00:45:24,000
Speaker 1: They slide into your d M and was on face.

828
00:45:25,280 --> 00:45:28,080
Speaker 1: I didn't say, you said, I didn't say anything. This

829
00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:33,359
Speaker 1: Facebook doesn't exist anymore. It was I didn't say yeah.

830
00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:35,279
Speaker 1: I get them all confused. I'm like so many of them.

831
00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:37,120
Speaker 1: I was get him all confused. I didn't name which one.

832
00:45:37,160 --> 00:45:38,960
Speaker 1: I can't think of which one it is. But the

833
00:45:39,080 --> 00:45:41,879
Speaker 1: point is is that you could get suspended for saying

834
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:44,920
Speaker 1: fuck fuck the way I talk. But when you're in

835
00:45:45,040 --> 00:45:49,840
Speaker 1: word this end word at it's all good, kill yourself,

836
00:45:49,920 --> 00:45:53,759
Speaker 1: Like I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.

837
00:45:53,840 --> 00:45:56,600
Speaker 1: If it's like if it's your third traffic ticket, then

838
00:45:56,640 --> 00:45:59,680
Speaker 1: they'll take your car, right. No, they need they need

839
00:45:59,719 --> 00:46:01,920
Speaker 1: to cry down on the ship because it is it's

840
00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:04,759
Speaker 1: the wild wild West on these fucking apps and it's

841
00:46:04,840 --> 00:46:07,920
Speaker 1: it's horrible, It's it's crazy. Um, what was the other

842
00:46:07,920 --> 00:46:10,040
Speaker 1: thing we're gonna say? The other thing I was gonna

843
00:46:10,040 --> 00:46:14,880
Speaker 1: talk about? Um, what was it? Anything dating or anything? Right?

844
00:46:14,880 --> 00:46:16,440
Speaker 1: Because we said you we knew you came to New

845
00:46:16,520 --> 00:46:19,879
Speaker 1: York not just to work with me. No, man, I'm

846
00:46:19,880 --> 00:46:22,960
Speaker 1: always here for you. We know you didn't come to

847
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:25,640
Speaker 1: New York just to work with me. We we we

848
00:46:25,760 --> 00:46:27,800
Speaker 1: know you came. This is a fun trip. No this

849
00:46:28,320 --> 00:46:30,960
Speaker 1: listen trip you're saying it just like just like a

850
00:46:31,040 --> 00:46:32,759
Speaker 1: San Francisco goes like, Oh, if I could go to

851
00:46:32,840 --> 00:46:35,239
Speaker 1: the game, then fuck the wedding, if I could go

852
00:46:35,320 --> 00:46:37,200
Speaker 1: see if I could sit on that wood to see

853
00:46:37,400 --> 00:46:39,719
Speaker 1: Steph Curry, Fuck the wedding. You just said. You said

854
00:46:39,760 --> 00:46:41,600
Speaker 1: you were hosting Wenny Williams, you had some comedy shows,

855
00:46:41,600 --> 00:46:43,640
Speaker 1: and it just so happened that there was a girl

856
00:46:43,760 --> 00:46:46,439
Speaker 1: that I had been seeing who was Brazilian who lives

857
00:46:46,440 --> 00:46:48,239
Speaker 1: in New York at the same time, and I said,

858
00:46:48,320 --> 00:46:49,880
Speaker 1: and then we love to come out there. And I

859
00:46:49,960 --> 00:46:51,839
Speaker 1: found out she wasn't gonna be Then you found out

860
00:46:51,880 --> 00:46:53,759
Speaker 1: she wasn't gonna be here. Then then you're like, you

861
00:46:53,920 --> 00:46:56,239
Speaker 1: came like last day of the Wendy Williams show because

862
00:46:56,400 --> 00:46:58,360
Speaker 1: the fun trip no longer was a fun dress. So

863
00:46:58,440 --> 00:47:00,040
Speaker 1: you're saying fun trip. But I don't say that. I

864
00:47:00,040 --> 00:47:02,840
Speaker 1: didn't look at it as a trip, man. I wasn't planning.

865
00:47:03,200 --> 00:47:04,879
Speaker 1: Do you have any other Do you have any other

866
00:47:05,080 --> 00:47:09,120
Speaker 1: um friends in New York? I don't. I do have

867
00:47:09,200 --> 00:47:13,000
Speaker 1: friends in New York, none of them my homeboyd I

868
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:15,000
Speaker 1: don't want to see anybody. Do you have any females,

869
00:47:15,080 --> 00:47:17,759
Speaker 1: any dates like in New York? You know what, It's

870
00:47:17,840 --> 00:47:20,640
Speaker 1: so hard because it's just swipe game, like the swipe game.

871
00:47:20,719 --> 00:47:23,720
Speaker 1: I I downloaded Tinder, I download a bumble. But honestly,

872
00:47:23,800 --> 00:47:25,480
Speaker 1: I think I gotta get off of all this ship

873
00:47:25,560 --> 00:47:29,200
Speaker 1: because I'm I'm here's the thing go ahead in l A.

874
00:47:29,560 --> 00:47:31,399
Speaker 1: I mean, you just shot your shot with Erica James.

875
00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:33,399
Speaker 1: I did that that I did. I'm taking it off

876
00:47:33,440 --> 00:47:35,160
Speaker 1: the apps and going straight to the source. I know

877
00:47:35,280 --> 00:47:38,520
Speaker 1: that you know where on on these apps, especially in

878
00:47:38,760 --> 00:47:41,759
Speaker 1: l A everybody everyone that's a girl. They're always like,

879
00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:44,120
Speaker 1: I'm not coming to your apartment on the first date.

880
00:47:44,120 --> 00:47:45,480
Speaker 1: I understand that I don't want you to come to

881
00:47:45,480 --> 00:47:47,239
Speaker 1: my apartment on the first date. But they're like, let's

882
00:47:47,280 --> 00:47:50,120
Speaker 1: go on a hike, right let it's it's always let's

883
00:47:50,160 --> 00:47:52,600
Speaker 1: go hiking and talk about and get to know each other.

884
00:47:52,880 --> 00:47:56,280
Speaker 1: And I'm like, going on a hike is the last

885
00:47:56,719 --> 00:47:59,000
Speaker 1: thing that I want to do. They say, to present

886
00:47:59,239 --> 00:48:01,960
Speaker 1: the best verse version of yourself on a first date,

887
00:48:02,320 --> 00:48:04,440
Speaker 1: not show the other person what rock bottom looks like.

888
00:48:05,840 --> 00:48:08,600
Speaker 1: I don't want to be covered in fucking sweat. I'm

889
00:48:08,680 --> 00:48:12,600
Speaker 1: barely I'm I'm barely breathing on these hikes. Like this

890
00:48:12,800 --> 00:48:14,960
Speaker 1: is not a good look. I want to create my

891
00:48:15,160 --> 00:48:18,640
Speaker 1: own app like Tinder and Bumble, but for depressed and

892
00:48:18,719 --> 00:48:20,440
Speaker 1: anxious people, they just want to lay in bed all

893
00:48:20,480 --> 00:48:23,240
Speaker 1: day and watch movies and just discuss each other's problems.

894
00:48:23,280 --> 00:48:25,200
Speaker 1: Like that sounds like a good time to me. That's

895
00:48:25,239 --> 00:48:27,920
Speaker 1: a gold mine. Pull that clip, dave that right there.

896
00:48:28,200 --> 00:48:30,719
Speaker 1: But yeah, man, it's the wording might not be good

897
00:48:30,760 --> 00:48:33,640
Speaker 1: depressed and what depressed and anxious because I stuff to

898
00:48:33,680 --> 00:48:36,640
Speaker 1: come up with the proper wording. Yeah, but if we

899
00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:41,560
Speaker 1: can pull that off, we can make do you would

900
00:48:41,600 --> 00:48:44,160
Speaker 1: you invest in something? Yeah? We have to figure out

901
00:48:44,200 --> 00:48:49,320
Speaker 1: the right daytime talk show language for that. That's what

902
00:48:49,400 --> 00:48:51,080
Speaker 1: I'm saying is we can't. We can't be like no,

903
00:48:51,200 --> 00:48:53,719
Speaker 1: no no. This is an app for fucking guys that

904
00:48:53,800 --> 00:48:57,120
Speaker 1: are no no, you know we don't want to have

905
00:48:57,320 --> 00:48:59,719
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I want to take you out on a date.

906
00:48:59,800 --> 00:49:01,480
Speaker 1: I'm to make sure I don't have any Derrito's in

907
00:49:01,560 --> 00:49:03,520
Speaker 1: my chest hair that we have to come up with

908
00:49:03,600 --> 00:49:05,880
Speaker 1: a better, better language for it. But if we can

909
00:49:05,960 --> 00:49:08,840
Speaker 1: come up with a better language for it, boom, Because

910
00:49:08,880 --> 00:49:10,839
Speaker 1: that's the thing man. It's like, maybe we could get

911
00:49:10,840 --> 00:49:14,800
Speaker 1: an investor from a guy whose initials are M and Z.

912
00:49:15,400 --> 00:49:17,920
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe you want your next gold mine, maybe M.

913
00:49:18,360 --> 00:49:20,920
Speaker 1: But we have to talk about the suspension. Got to

914
00:49:20,960 --> 00:49:22,920
Speaker 1: talk about the suspension. You gotta deal with that first

915
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:24,840
Speaker 1: before we let you. You know, we we let you

916
00:49:24,920 --> 00:49:26,359
Speaker 1: come in like you know, at the first the first

917
00:49:26,440 --> 00:49:29,400
Speaker 1: round of investors. Yeah, we're not just gonna jump in

918
00:49:29,520 --> 00:49:33,399
Speaker 1: here shark tank, like we hain't shark tank Homie ain't

919
00:49:33,440 --> 00:49:36,239
Speaker 1: fucking shark tank. That's the thing is, you know, I don't.

920
00:49:36,400 --> 00:49:38,560
Speaker 1: I think a lot of people they feel like they

921
00:49:38,600 --> 00:49:40,719
Speaker 1: have to go out, take shots, go to a club,

922
00:49:40,880 --> 00:49:42,640
Speaker 1: go to a bar. That's those days are over. But

923
00:49:43,680 --> 00:49:45,800
Speaker 1: those days are over in reality, you just want to

924
00:49:45,840 --> 00:49:48,680
Speaker 1: like lay at home in your bed and you like

925
00:49:48,719 --> 00:49:51,040
Speaker 1: a Netflix and chill out, like I'm not gonna try

926
00:49:51,080 --> 00:49:53,200
Speaker 1: to jump you without Like we're sitting here, we watch

927
00:49:53,239 --> 00:49:55,640
Speaker 1: a little TV and we'll talk about like squid games,

928
00:49:55,680 --> 00:49:57,880
Speaker 1: will talk about did you watch the Dave Chappelle' especially?

929
00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:00,000
Speaker 1: Are you watching Friends? Are you thinking about what I say?

930
00:50:00,360 --> 00:50:02,720
Speaker 1: What do you think about Larry? Are you watching curb Enthusias?

931
00:50:02,760 --> 00:50:04,799
Speaker 1: I haven't started by here. It's great, and you're behind

932
00:50:05,160 --> 00:50:07,200
Speaker 1: I'm behind you. I gotta start everything. But but I

933
00:50:07,320 --> 00:50:09,560
Speaker 1: think you're absolutely right. It's like you don't have to

934
00:50:09,600 --> 00:50:11,160
Speaker 1: be you don't have to be going to the gym

935
00:50:11,200 --> 00:50:13,839
Speaker 1: every day like I hadn't like yo, I don't want coffee, Yeah,

936
00:50:13,840 --> 00:50:15,520
Speaker 1: I don't want coffee. I don't drink coffee. I drink

937
00:50:15,520 --> 00:50:17,759
Speaker 1: hot chocolate. And I shouldn't be afraid to say I like,

938
00:50:18,040 --> 00:50:19,840
Speaker 1: you don't mention that on the date. I like a

939
00:50:19,880 --> 00:50:22,560
Speaker 1: Grande size hot chocolate and a VNT cup. Fill the

940
00:50:22,600 --> 00:50:24,800
Speaker 1: VNTI cup with extra whip cream. I can't say that

941
00:50:24,880 --> 00:50:26,799
Speaker 1: on the date, but that's who I is, especially during

942
00:50:26,840 --> 00:50:28,560
Speaker 1: the especially like when you're in l A and it's

943
00:50:28,600 --> 00:50:30,960
Speaker 1: eighty degrees up. Because it's one thing to want hot

944
00:50:31,080 --> 00:50:33,920
Speaker 1: chocolate during the winter months. No I I think you

945
00:50:33,960 --> 00:50:36,759
Speaker 1: want hot chocolate on a on a cool night or

946
00:50:36,840 --> 00:50:40,400
Speaker 1: a winter night. This motherfucker, like on a Sunday in August,

947
00:50:40,600 --> 00:50:42,200
Speaker 1: will be like, yo, if you're going to Star Wars,

948
00:50:42,320 --> 00:50:45,719
Speaker 1: get me a hot chocolate and they're like, wait, hot,

949
00:50:45,960 --> 00:50:48,920
Speaker 1: we haven't, Like, we'll make it for you, but I

950
00:50:49,040 --> 00:50:51,120
Speaker 1: want that now, like they always question it when I'm

951
00:50:51,200 --> 00:50:55,880
Speaker 1: ordering you. Your hot chocl is always what no one

952
00:50:55,960 --> 00:51:00,880
Speaker 1: else wants hot chocolate on a hot Sunday in August. Nobody, nobody,

953
00:51:00,960 --> 00:51:03,640
Speaker 1: nobody orders it. I I do. Okay, Well, don't mention

954
00:51:03,719 --> 00:51:06,040
Speaker 1: that on the app, but maybe that is an app

955
00:51:06,120 --> 00:51:08,400
Speaker 1: for that. That's what I'm saying. I like drinking yogurt

956
00:51:08,480 --> 00:51:11,120
Speaker 1: out of a out of like a Capri Sun type bottle,

957
00:51:11,160 --> 00:51:13,359
Speaker 1: like you get those at Starbucks, you know what I mean.

958
00:51:13,400 --> 00:51:16,680
Speaker 1: Like I like drinking you or somebody else, maybe somebody

959
00:51:16,800 --> 00:51:19,360
Speaker 1: with with the initials MZ or maybe not. Maybe a

960
00:51:19,440 --> 00:51:22,520
Speaker 1: guy who's initials J and D who has a beard,

961
00:51:23,680 --> 00:51:28,080
Speaker 1: j D not whack J. The guy who's has a

962
00:51:28,160 --> 00:51:32,799
Speaker 1: big social media platform is not indeed Jack. I didn't

963
00:51:32,800 --> 00:51:35,359
Speaker 1: say nothing. I didn't say anything. But if you want

964
00:51:35,360 --> 00:51:37,960
Speaker 1: to get involved with this, because everybody's looking for the

965
00:51:38,160 --> 00:51:42,440
Speaker 1: next big hit, Mark Cuban, you got Cubans number, Cubans

966
00:51:42,520 --> 00:51:44,480
Speaker 1: number ship and you know what, you should create an

967
00:51:44,480 --> 00:51:47,759
Speaker 1: app for people like you who have kalitis. It could

968
00:51:47,800 --> 00:51:51,000
Speaker 1: be the ship your pants app where you like on

969
00:51:51,040 --> 00:51:53,880
Speaker 1: the freeway that that that that then then no, no no.

970
00:51:54,200 --> 00:51:56,520
Speaker 1: The other thing is because we're getting ready to go here,

971
00:51:57,280 --> 00:52:01,400
Speaker 1: the Sucker Ship T shirts. Sucker Suckers Ship t shirts

972
00:52:01,560 --> 00:52:06,480
Speaker 1: will be available next week. Boom boom, because we got over,

973
00:52:06,719 --> 00:52:09,480
Speaker 1: We got out pouring outpouring of people that said they

974
00:52:09,520 --> 00:52:14,440
Speaker 1: want them. Um listen, Buttersaft. The design is gonna be good.

975
00:52:14,480 --> 00:52:17,080
Speaker 1: We're starting off with the simple black white boom boom, boom,

976
00:52:17,080 --> 00:52:23,000
Speaker 1: boom bom. We're also considering doing a limited addition preorder

977
00:52:23,080 --> 00:52:28,360
Speaker 1: T shirt of the fake Kurt Cobain Dean Collins T shirt,

978
00:52:28,760 --> 00:52:33,120
Speaker 1: which I think will be sick. There's billions of Kurt

979
00:52:33,160 --> 00:52:35,919
Speaker 1: Cobain T shirts out billions. I don't think there's one

980
00:52:36,320 --> 00:52:39,279
Speaker 1: fake Kurt Cobain T shirt out there. Now. People will

981
00:52:39,320 --> 00:52:40,879
Speaker 1: stop you and be like, oh, ship, that's that Kirk

982
00:52:40,880 --> 00:52:44,400
Speaker 1: Collbain shirt, the big wait, you gotta you gotta bootleg

983
00:52:44,480 --> 00:52:46,919
Speaker 1: Kirkole And you're like, you don't know what you're you don't,

984
00:52:47,360 --> 00:52:49,959
Speaker 1: you don't get it. You can almost be like wearing

985
00:52:49,960 --> 00:52:52,560
Speaker 1: a pair of joys, like, nah, the Saint Kurt Cobain,

986
00:52:53,040 --> 00:52:55,080
Speaker 1: fake Kurt Cobe. That ship's gonna be worth a lot

987
00:52:55,120 --> 00:52:57,640
Speaker 1: of money later. Trust me, I'll funk with that. And

988
00:52:57,840 --> 00:52:59,800
Speaker 1: I think we're we're gonna, we're gonna maybe do it.

989
00:52:59,840 --> 00:53:02,960
Speaker 1: We're distressed. That would be black with you as the

990
00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:05,960
Speaker 1: fake Kurt Cobain, distressed black with the black day and

991
00:53:06,120 --> 00:53:08,919
Speaker 1: and with the distressed uh the photographs so it looks

992
00:53:08,960 --> 00:53:11,640
Speaker 1: like from the eighties and like, oh, it's so distressed,

993
00:53:11,800 --> 00:53:14,080
Speaker 1: is it Kurt Cobain or no? And you're like, don't

994
00:53:14,120 --> 00:53:16,040
Speaker 1: worry about it. Yeah, And maybe from the nineties. It

995
00:53:16,080 --> 00:53:17,719
Speaker 1: might be from the Nirvana tour. We don't or it

996
00:53:17,840 --> 00:53:20,560
Speaker 1: might be from the Iron Wraps. You don't know what's

997
00:53:20,560 --> 00:53:22,600
Speaker 1: going on. Well, you as the listener that you know,

998
00:53:22,800 --> 00:53:25,120
Speaker 1: but the people stopping on the street, they're gonna be baffled,

999
00:53:25,239 --> 00:53:27,839
Speaker 1: confused and just trying to find out where you got

1000
00:53:27,920 --> 00:53:30,439
Speaker 1: and you'll be like, don't worry. These were pre ordered there,

1001
00:53:30,480 --> 00:53:33,200
Speaker 1: one of one hundreds boom. But the Sucker Ship T

1002
00:53:33,320 --> 00:53:37,200
Speaker 1: shirts are coming. Um. We were also discussing potentially, I mean,

1003
00:53:37,239 --> 00:53:38,400
Speaker 1: I don't know if what you should say it here,

1004
00:53:38,440 --> 00:53:41,560
Speaker 1: but maybe maybe doing uh Island Boys T shirt with

1005
00:53:41,719 --> 00:53:43,919
Speaker 1: both of our faces on the Island Boys. I don't

1006
00:53:43,920 --> 00:53:45,200
Speaker 1: know if you guys will be interested in that, but

1007
00:53:45,280 --> 00:53:46,560
Speaker 1: we're still we don't want to we don't want to

1008
00:53:47,239 --> 00:53:49,800
Speaker 1: over We're starting with the Sucker Ship T shirt, potential

1009
00:53:49,880 --> 00:53:53,200
Speaker 1: limited editions starting with Sucker Ship, and we're we're when

1010
00:53:53,239 --> 00:53:56,560
Speaker 1: we're doing the limited edition preorder fake Kurt cob A

1011
00:53:56,760 --> 00:54:00,279
Speaker 1: T shirts, which those are gonna be ill anyway, We're done.

1012
00:54:01,360 --> 00:54:04,759
Speaker 1: We're done, Iron Wrap, Pors Stereo podcasts. We came, We saw,

1013
00:54:05,320 --> 00:54:08,920
Speaker 1: we conquered, Dave, thank you for flying the ship from

1014
00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:12,280
Speaker 1: Room than you, Miles, Jordan a K The Bleached Brothers,

1015
00:54:12,320 --> 00:54:14,680
Speaker 1: a K eight, the Dust Brothers. Take me out of

1016
00:54:14,680 --> 00:54:16,800
Speaker 1: here with something real nice. Yes, take me out of

1017
00:54:16,800 --> 00:54:19,040
Speaker 1: here with something real, proper okay, but most importantly and

1018
00:54:19,120 --> 00:54:21,479
Speaker 1: this iron Wrap Pors Stereo podcast with something really out

1019
00:54:21,840 --> 00:54:25,000
Speaker 1: and real fungy Iron Wrap Pors Stereo podcasts. I'm out,

1020
00:55:00,120 --> 00:55:00,759
Speaker 1: not SI