Speaker 1: I think we know why Michelle Obama and George Bush hangout.
Speaker 1: And it ain't because you know, handing out Girl Scout
Speaker 1: cookies together.
Speaker 2: If they were running trains.
Speaker 3: You know what it is? Gang over here?
Speaker 2: What is the soundtrack to Michelle Obama George Bush train?
Speaker 1: I will say it's just a DD who can play both?
Speaker 2: You know what I mean? It's then that it's always.
Speaker 1: That Nelly song that he did with that country.
Speaker 2: What was the accidental racist?
Speaker 1: No, that's that's ll cool JA did actual race.
Speaker 2: All in my head?
Speaker 1: Yes, that ship?
Speaker 3: Yeah, over and over.
Speaker 1: Tim McGrath, Okay, that's yeah, there is, Tim mcbra.
Speaker 2: I might think about that. I might play it on
Speaker 2: my bike lader.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's no reason. Look, he made a mistake, but
Speaker 1: there's no reason we shouldn't enjoy the mistake. You exactly.
Speaker 1: It doesn't.
Speaker 4: Quality bears are racists, layers money, turney stuff.
Speaker 2: I can't tell me and I'm so a sh met
Speaker 2: me and a man in thirty say when you're talking dirty?
Speaker 2: Come Welcome back to another phenomenal episode of My Mama
Speaker 2: Told Me, the podcast.
Speaker 1: Where we five deep deep into the flockets of black
Speaker 1: conspiracy theories.
Speaker 2: And we finally worked to prove what the I happened
Speaker 2: to that little monkey Kodak black Heart that had on
Speaker 2: his shoulder for about two weeks. Where did it go?
Speaker 2: Ritual sacrifice some type of a Haitian MONKEYSTU. You have
Speaker 2: questions and we have answers.
Speaker 1: I'm David boy WHOA, I'm like Saint Kerman, and I
Speaker 1: forgot about that monkey.
Speaker 2: I'll be everybody did. Everybody did except for CPS.
Speaker 1: There are times, and I do think I often find
Speaker 1: myself sort of rolling my eyes that like Peter ads
Speaker 1: that like make it so that like you can't you
Speaker 1: can't do a goddamn thing near an animal without it
Speaker 1: being like this, this horrible attack on the species. And
Speaker 1: it's like, relax, y'all, I get it. We probably should
Speaker 1: chill on a lot of shit. But then you see
Speaker 1: what Kodak black is doing with a monkey, and you're like, nah,
Speaker 1: Peter's right.
Speaker 2: That I don't know if matching clothes with the monkey
Speaker 2: is the worst life for that monkey though.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you know he didn't just match clothes with
Speaker 1: that monkey. You nobody let him ride the let him
Speaker 1: drive the phantom. I think he was driving phantoms. I
Speaker 1: think he was smoking weird, like a fucking wet He
Speaker 1: was smoking fucking dipped marijuana, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: just fucking bad stuff.
Speaker 2: That well, you know it's a bad drug when it's
Speaker 2: just described as a texture. You're like, Oh, he's got
Speaker 2: that crunchy. You're like, yep, that's the problem.
Speaker 1: I don't want that to a spider monkey that don't
Speaker 1: know what the fuck is going on.
Speaker 2: You know, he fed at Jolly Rinchers for sure, That's
Speaker 2: what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: He was doing crazy ship with that monkey. At the
Speaker 1: very at the very least, that monkey had more popeyes
Speaker 1: than any monkey has ever had.
Speaker 3: That's true, and that's wrong.
Speaker 1: True, you're right, that's not right.
Speaker 2: You're right. The monkey, the monkey ate better than me
Speaker 2: some days.
Speaker 1: Our guest today, he's phenomenal. He's a returning guest. We've
Speaker 1: had him on before. You know, you know him from
Speaker 1: his own podcast, you know, from all kinds of hilarious shit,
Speaker 1: interesting shit. I won't limit you to hilarious shit. You
Speaker 1: do fascinating work out in the world, I would say, yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess that's right. He's a fan favorite, a personal favorite.
Speaker 1: Give it up for Miles Gray everything.
Speaker 3: Thank you so much for having me. I'm fucking here.
Speaker 3: I'm glad to be talking conspiracy ship with you guys today,
Speaker 3: because when the producer reached out and was asking, like
Speaker 3: you got something, I was like, let me think off
Speaker 3: the top of my head. First, I was like, does
Speaker 3: does that time when everyone thought Lil Flip had AIDS
Speaker 3: County we.
Speaker 2: Just jump in here? Yes, it does very much.
Speaker 3: I was like, is that too black to be? Like,
Speaker 3: remember when everybody like little Flip got AIDS?
Speaker 1: But we we did an episode about little bow Wow
Speaker 1: being molested by his driver. Nothing is that? Yeah right,
Speaker 1: nothing is two black or off limits for this sick
Speaker 1: Sick podcast.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, but I'm glad we landed on something that
Speaker 3: definitely really intersected with my my life, my upbringing in
Speaker 3: an intense way.
Speaker 1: So yeah, yeah, anyway, I'm really glad you're here. And
Speaker 1: I think I speak for both of us. We were
Speaker 1: both we both screamed with joy at the at the
Speaker 1: as soon as it was sent over, we were like, yes,
Speaker 1: this is this is tight.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, universal, I feel like, yeah, this is everybody
Speaker 3: maybe has heard about what we're going to talk about.
Speaker 1: I don't know, Bory, I don't want to jump the
Speaker 1: gun here. But had you heard about this before? It
Speaker 1: had before this, I had heard about it retroactively. So
Speaker 1: at the time I did not hear about it because
Speaker 1: I was not sexually awoken at the time. I was
Speaker 1: still trying to see a titty. Okay, yeah, so I wasn't.
Speaker 2: I wasn't. This was this was advanced for me.
Speaker 1: This would have been This would have been a bit
Speaker 1: of a au tournament you had no business competing in.
Speaker 2: And also, if I'm gonna be honest, I was trying
Speaker 2: to impress you, guys. I was trying to feel a titty.
Speaker 2: I don't know why I did that. That was crazy.
Speaker 1: I was not even looking at it was beyond your.
Speaker 2: I was There was no situation that would have shown me.
Speaker 1: No, no, well, we shouldn't dilly or dally any any
Speaker 1: further miles your conspiracy. You said, my mama told me
Speaker 1: brainbow parties are rehab.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: Come on, okay, yeah, first first, and I'll leave it
Speaker 1: on your shoulders to explain to our sweet listeners or
Speaker 1: good Christians. Yes, yes, yes, I want to remind you
Speaker 1: this is a Christian podcast.
Speaker 3: Absolutely for my absolutely do it.
Speaker 5: There.
Speaker 3: It is that christ drop real quick, Yeah, remind our.
Speaker 1: Sweet Christian listeners what a rainbow party is.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, so children of God gather around, because I
Speaker 3: would love to bless you with the knowledge of the
Speaker 3: rainbow party. So I'll first talk about the way I
Speaker 3: heard it. I was probably in ninth or tenth grade,
Speaker 3: and somebody goes, hey, man, you hear about these rainbow parties,
Speaker 3: Like some dude, yeah, yeah. It's like my friend who's
Speaker 3: also a vergent rainbow, rubbing his hands together, and You're
Speaker 3: like being like that, man, yeah, like why are you
Speaker 3: doing the bird man, like rubbing your books like that.
Speaker 3: You heard about these rainbow parties. So I was like, no,
Speaker 3: what the fuck are you talking about? And he's like, So,
Speaker 3: you know over at Grant High School, you know, my
Speaker 3: cousin goes there. They say they do this thing where
Speaker 3: all the ladies they put a different shade of lipstick on,
Speaker 3: and then all the dudes are at this party and
Speaker 3: each person has they take turns, someone gives them a
Speaker 3: blow job and puts the lipstick on their dick, and
Speaker 3: then at the end, all the different shades of lipstick
Speaker 3: that are being warned by the people at the party
Speaker 3: give you like a rainbow colored dick and then then
Speaker 3: that's what that's what a rainbow party is. And I
Speaker 3: was like, say, less I believe it? Like why is
Speaker 3: it happening here? Like I need to believe that this
Speaker 3: is real?
Speaker 2: Yes, you had me at all the girls?
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, like in one place and they don't
Speaker 3: care if I have if my braces aren't off yet.
Speaker 3: Oh shit, you.
Speaker 1: Know, yo sweet, even the ones with low self esteem.
Speaker 1: It sounds like my kind of vibes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, absolutely played.
Speaker 2: Shout out to all the dudes waiting to get their
Speaker 2: braces off for that first Oh yeah, it's just like
Speaker 2: this summer is.
Speaker 3: It's over for y'all math tutors these braces off. So yeah,
Speaker 3: that was like the theory was basically an oral sex
Speaker 3: party where all the ladies wear different shades of lipstick
Speaker 3: and whoever has the most shades collected on their penis
Speaker 3: I guess winds or whatever. And there was never really
Speaker 3: like an outcome or to be like and it's like
Speaker 3: a chromatic mess on your shaft and that was like
Speaker 3: enough for everybody be like yep, yeah, and.
Speaker 1: We leave little alcohol wipes out the doors so you
Speaker 1: can get the makeup off. Is it exactly a very
Speaker 1: efficient party.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Absolutely.
Speaker 1: I admittedly had never heard this until yesterday. Oh really,
Speaker 1: I don't think that I was at all away of
Speaker 1: Rainbow parties, if I'm being completely honest, until the Scots
Speaker 1: sent over.
Speaker 3: It's wild because I'm pretty sure like I sort of
Speaker 3: was looking by doing my own research too on it.
Speaker 3: And it's wild because I'm pretty sure the time, the
Speaker 3: point at which I heard about it predates even like
Speaker 3: the official introduction of this into like the written the
Speaker 3: written word of God.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was just like one of those. It was
Speaker 3: just like one of those things like you know, Marilyn
Speaker 3: Manson had a rib removed his own dick, you know
Speaker 3: what I mean, Or like little Kim had to get
Speaker 3: her pump, her stomach pump because she was giving so
Speaker 3: much head Like it was sort of like in that
Speaker 3: sort of school of just shit people would say but
Speaker 3: no one had proof for. But because you're ignorant and
Speaker 3: young and the virgin, you're like, absolutely.
Speaker 2: I think you mean the general topics for this podcast, Yeah, yes, sorry,
Speaker 2: all of our regular subject matter.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, yes, but the stomach pump thing was always
Speaker 3: like someone they would map on a different person like
Speaker 3: at the time, because.
Speaker 2: I heard it with local girls a cup one time
Speaker 2: in high school. They said that this girl, who in
Speaker 2: fact was I got along dick. They said that she
Speaker 2: had had to get her stomach pump. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think when you talk to white people, it's a
Speaker 1: very different person than Lil Kim. It's I can't remember
Speaker 1: who their person is.
Speaker 2: Oh, I wonder who it would be if it was not.
Speaker 1: It's like Madonna or some ship or like, yeah, Nancy
Speaker 1: Reagan or something.
Speaker 2: Was.
Speaker 1: Oh that's right, Justin's right, he said. I think white
Speaker 1: people think it's Rod Stewart is the white people version
Speaker 1: of sucking Dix until he had to get his stomach pump.
Speaker 1: And I don't even know if Rod Stuart was sucking dicks.
Speaker 1: I think they were just calling him very very gay.
Speaker 3: Right, that hair, that's the Magi made guy, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I know him from a.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah I thought so. But but that's why, that's why,
Speaker 3: that's why that ship is so fucking slander you know, right?
Speaker 2: Yeah, like come on, no, man exactly, not noted pussy
Speaker 2: enthusiast Rock Stewart's Stuart.
Speaker 3: You could you're upending my world, right, yeah? But yeah, no,
Speaker 3: I mean it's interesting though, too, because I think whether
Speaker 3: you are like you either probably heard it as like
Speaker 3: a local myth or I think the thing that really
Speaker 3: mainstreamed it was like once it got on TV and
Speaker 3: shit and then became like this gigantic like moral panic.
Speaker 2: Especially.
Speaker 3: I think maybe it might have happened because I was
Speaker 3: going to like Christian and Catholic school when I was younger,
Speaker 3: and it feels like that's kind of like the world
Speaker 3: in which those kinds of like moral sexual panic kind
Speaker 3: of conspiracy theories like really take hold.
Speaker 2: Yeah, are we it's just to time it out? Are
Speaker 2: we sick? Because for me, in my mind, this is
Speaker 2: like a turn of the century. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 2: got do nine two thousand, two thousand and one time period.
Speaker 3: I graduated high school two thousand and three, okay, And
Speaker 3: I would say this is around like I don't want
Speaker 3: to put it all on nine eleven, but I feel
Speaker 3: like it was around nine to eleven when I first
Speaker 3: started hearing it, Like my sophomore or junior rish year
Speaker 3: saw the.
Speaker 1: Terrorist one, this is MISDI. They were like, well, we'll
Speaker 1: knock down the towers and they'll get us back for that,
Speaker 1: but they'll never get us back for what we do
Speaker 1: to their girls.
Speaker 2: I also, I mean, now that we're just openly discussed,
Speaker 2: here's my question about it. Always was like, so afterwards,
Speaker 2: you're at a party where all these girls are sucking dick,
Speaker 2: then you show everybody your dick to prove that it
Speaker 2: got sucked by all these girls. That was the reason
Speaker 2: everybody came to the party.
Speaker 1: Well, I guess that that's a question I have immediately.
Speaker 1: Is is the expectation that I show my dick afterwards?
Speaker 1: Or is the expectation that I just go home with
Speaker 1: a cool goodie bag of rainbow.
Speaker 3: Or like a rainbow sticker somebody puts on your sweatshirt. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I didn't know.
Speaker 1: I had to like verify it with the boys to
Speaker 1: to I.
Speaker 2: Think, Okay, maybe I'm a weirdo sports.
Speaker 3: I think that's what makes it kind of fall apart,
Speaker 3: because when you really think about it too, like even
Speaker 3: the idea that it would like leave a rainbow, You're like,
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, what technique is being used during the filatio that, Like,
Speaker 3: are you just going like stamping rings around?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're talking a grateful dead T shirt more than
Speaker 3: anything a rainbow.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say, I think this is a little racist,
Speaker 2: say more, my dick is probably only gonna reflect maybe
Speaker 2: the reds okay, and you know what I'm saying, It's
Speaker 2: not gonna look like that. It's gonna look like mud. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you don't know, mud mark.
Speaker 3: Maybe we should start that one. Yeah, that one out there,
Speaker 3: like you all into a mud party.
Speaker 2: Or like the color when you mix all the SODA's
Speaker 2: the graveyard or swamp water. Yeah, it's not gonna look
Speaker 2: like it's not gonna look like a rainbow.
Speaker 3: No, No, it'll end up being I think at the
Speaker 3: end of the day, with all of the colors of
Speaker 3: the spectrum there, it will just it'll net out to
Speaker 3: some kind of brownish green.
Speaker 1: I feel like, yeah, it's gonna be it's gonna make
Speaker 1: your penis look pretty.
Speaker 3: But again that's not the important part, because I think
Speaker 3: it was just merely the face. I think for young
Speaker 3: boat like men, boys and kids in high school, it
Speaker 3: was like the idea that there were so many willing
Speaker 3: participants in like sexual activity was like like everything else
Speaker 3: be damned. You're like, oh man, I'm not gonna show
Speaker 3: anybody my dick. I don't even shower in front of y'all.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was just gonna say, these poor women have
Speaker 2: to come to the party, no Eve, either have to
Speaker 2: suck ten eager dicks. They also have to keep putting
Speaker 2: on their makeup.
Speaker 3: A lot of labor involved.
Speaker 2: A lot of Yeah what what what do they get
Speaker 2: from the Rainbow party?
Speaker 3: Hey? You know what? And I'm not I'm not trying
Speaker 3: to think that far ahead, David, because I just want
Speaker 3: to know that there is such a thing. It don't
Speaker 3: make me examine it any further because it starts falling apart.
Speaker 1: I would encourage us not to underestimate the camaraderie you
Speaker 1: probably build right bye by sucking that many of the
Speaker 1: same dicks with your with your dearest friends, there's probably
Speaker 1: a bond yeah, that will never be broken when you
Speaker 1: share that kind of closeness with the person.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, almost like a sisterhood of the traveling Pants.
Speaker 3: Almost like a d Day landing, but a different kind
Speaker 3: of Dyeah, it's the same.
Speaker 2: I've never experienced it, but like the same as like
Speaker 2: dudes who run trains together. I think I love my cousin.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like no, he's a good dude.
Speaker 2: And you're like, nah, I don't know you guys are
Speaker 2: doing that anyway?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's don't admit that so open.
Speaker 1: Its like maybe you just did a bad thing and
Speaker 1: now you're bond.
Speaker 2: Yeah, for the reason for you you you both have
Speaker 2: something you don't want to bring up to Grandma and Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1: I will say that that when you initiated this conversation
Speaker 1: about the Rainbow Parties, while it was my first time
Speaker 1: hearing it, you also sent over a correlating Reddit thread
Speaker 1: that featured an Oprah episode where Oprah addresses this rumor.
Speaker 1: And this is a first for our podcast, I would say,
Speaker 1: because Oprah comes up on this podcast a lot, like
Speaker 1: a lot a lot of supposed episodes of Oprah where
Speaker 1: these conspiracies are often born, and this is the first
Speaker 1: time where the episode actually exists where we have real
Speaker 1: evidence of this episode. And what I would love to
Speaker 1: do is maybe watch that clip together and we can
Speaker 1: pause and talk shit in between.
Speaker 2: As the whole thing is.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like this, the whole the segment is wild because
Speaker 3: it's not just it's like this, I don't know. Panic
Speaker 3: monger woman comes on to be like, it's let me,
Speaker 3: let me go through some phrases and tell me if
Speaker 3: you've heard of these.
Speaker 1: No, she gives us, she gives us a lot to
Speaker 1: work with here. Yeah, so let's watch it.
Speaker 6: Everybody has another light that your parent.
Speaker 2: Wait what second? Not you know what second before we
Speaker 2: even get in? Are they also you guys need to
Speaker 2: know that it says toss salad, and yes that's important.
Speaker 3: Yes, no. Watching this shit unfold in front of the
Speaker 3: audience is fucking wild because they had like two thousand
Speaker 3: and five or some shit.
Speaker 1: It also, it is truly I used to think that
Speaker 1: these audiences were completely casted and like, who are these
Speaker 1: these women that that would want this? But then you
Speaker 1: see their reactions and they genuinely are hearing about tossing
Speaker 1: salad for the first time.
Speaker 3: And it's like, come on, you didn't watch Chris Rock before,
Speaker 3: you didn't stand.
Speaker 2: Up before this?
Speaker 3: Like yeah, up on that already?
Speaker 1: So crazy to see.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, so here here we go. Anyways, onward with
Speaker 3: the educational video.
Speaker 6: You know, having you know, sex after school, right, but
Speaker 6: everybody has another life. You know, the way your friends
Speaker 6: know you is not the way your parents.
Speaker 3: Know you, right, correct?
Speaker 6: Yeah, so you say, let's talk about the secret language, Michelle, Yes.
Speaker 3: This secret language.
Speaker 2: It is so funny for acts like she's not fucking
Speaker 2: I hate that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that is I don't like that at all.
Speaker 2: Like you weren't ever a horny teenager. You gotta be
Speaker 2: an adult about that.
Speaker 1: But more of this, like you've had Stedman as a
Speaker 1: side piece for forty years.
Speaker 2: You we beard?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you telling me this, motherfucker, I ain't never had
Speaker 1: to do something weird to you to come on to
Speaker 1: keep the side house going.
Speaker 2: You don't make him. You don't make him film you
Speaker 2: and Gails sometimes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you just watch her things. I think it's important.
Speaker 3: Maybe we watch her face as these things are plain
Speaker 3: to see if she like feigns ignorance or like or
Speaker 3: she's like, here we go.
Speaker 1: I didn't know any of that.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I've got amatos.
Speaker 3: Okay, so what is a salad?
Speaker 4: Top?
Speaker 1: Salad is long to your underwear?
Speaker 2: For this one?
Speaker 1: Oral, Okay, let's just pause right there, because she tells
Speaker 1: us to hold on to our underwear, which isn't a
Speaker 1: common phrase.
Speaker 3: I'm not familiar with this idiom.
Speaker 1: It certainly has it rings of other phrases that are
Speaker 1: more you know what I mean, that are correct. But
Speaker 1: she goes, hold on, you're gonna want to hold onto
Speaker 1: your underwear for this one? And I thought the audience
Speaker 1: would laugh at her saying that, but they did, they
Speaker 1: in fact held their underwear. And then she tells them
Speaker 1: what salad. Well, I won't beat it.
Speaker 2: Because she knows they're about to burst out of them
Speaker 2: because they're so excited here and they talking about tom
Speaker 2: salad on.
Speaker 1: That BC salad and scrambled eys.
Speaker 2: Is lying, she does the hands. She's lying.
Speaker 1: She said, I've never I've never heard of any of these.
Speaker 7: Okay, top salad is get ready hold on to your
Speaker 7: underwear for this one? Oral anal sex, so oral sex to.
Speaker 2: A rainbow party.
Speaker 3: Okay, so maybe that one of this woman's show.
Speaker 1: This was the worst day of her life. It looks
Speaker 1: it looks like I would.
Speaker 3: Believe if like the reverse angle of this was like Oprah,
Speaker 3: like ripping a puppy in half with her hair, hands
Speaker 3: to her, her look of shock and disgust.
Speaker 8: Like I came here to try to get a new
Speaker 8: car with the when do we reach on the house?
Speaker 2: And is there a aus Sunday?
Speaker 3: There is horrible I wanted a Pontiac sunfire is not
Speaker 3: what I came for.
Speaker 1: Oh bro, holy is this woman.
Speaker 2: Please?
Speaker 3: Why is she making up such horrible things?
Speaker 2: Why would Telly press.
Speaker 3: Studs and now yeah, now she moves into I guess
Speaker 3: the part with the you know what we all came
Speaker 3: to hear is the rainbow party break down. Rainbow party for.
Speaker 7: Us hostelity is my mom. A rainbow party is an
Speaker 7: oral sex party. It's a gathering where oral sex is
Speaker 7: performed and rainbow comes from all of the girls.
Speaker 2: Hold lots of gatherings oral sexist performed. Oh you mean
Speaker 2: it's a high school reunion. It's a barbecue in the
Speaker 2: park if you're lucky, it's game night if you got
Speaker 2: too drunk.
Speaker 1: I honestly, in high school used to think that parties
Speaker 1: were if oral sex didn't happen.
Speaker 2: That was why you fucking went. You think I want
Speaker 2: to dance Tipsy by Jake Kwan again? Mm hmm, that's
Speaker 2: a good Yeah.
Speaker 3: I mean you could do the chicken Head. You know.
Speaker 2: I didn't.
Speaker 1: I wasn't even always getting it, but I at least
Speaker 1: wanted to know. It was like part of the the experience.
Speaker 1: It was like, oh, pussy was being was being had,
Speaker 1: This was a good time, this was true.
Speaker 3: That was always the promise you were hoping for. It's
Speaker 3: like and it'll be women. Yeah, are down.
Speaker 2: I got my best rockaway on Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3: I got a new of a Lure jumpsuit, and I
Speaker 3: got a crispy New Jordan headband saying.
Speaker 1: I have on my shirt mat just the one on
Speaker 1: my pants exactly exactly.
Speaker 3: Oh, yes, you're right. These are academics genes so much.
Speaker 2: I'm somewhat of a scholar.
Speaker 3: You can tell by the different leather alphabet patches on
Speaker 3: my leg.
Speaker 2: Also the burned to lip quality CD in my Compact disclay.
Speaker 3: Right right, It's like, how come?
Speaker 2: How come?
Speaker 3: There's a voice that says promo at the beginning of
Speaker 3: the last like, don't worry about it, all right, just
Speaker 3: enjoy it. This is this this shit go hard.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's this exclusive.
Speaker 1: Yeah, baby girl, I downloaded it on bear Share, so
Speaker 1: it's pretty legit exactly.
Speaker 3: Oh you didn't know about that. Oh you're still on kaza.
Speaker 1: You'll catch up one day. Sweet. Now what about that mouth?
Speaker 3: Now what that rainbow do?
Speaker 2: I'm trying to get a green.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to catch them all if you know what
Speaker 3: I mean.
Speaker 5: You a Pokemon fan, right, okay, all.
Speaker 3: Right, you want to continue with this?
Speaker 1: Yes, there we go.
Speaker 7: Rainbow comes from all of the girls put on lipstick,
Speaker 7: and each one puts her mouth around the penis of
Speaker 7: the gentleman or gentleman who are there to receive favors,
Speaker 7: and makes a mark.
Speaker 3: In a different This woman looks like she's looking at
Speaker 3: the two thousand and eight election results coming in. Also,
Speaker 3: oh hell no.
Speaker 2: Oh, so once again, what why are you acting like
Speaker 2: you don't know what a blue job is? Like real
Speaker 2: brand new on Oprah? Right now?
Speaker 1: Her hair literally looks like a man got some head
Speaker 1: and then did like this afterwards.
Speaker 2: She was just not done.
Speaker 1: She's not a hero, Jesus, Jesus.
Speaker 3: Putting it together. She's like, my husband had a rainbow, lady.
Speaker 3: Second right, you I.
Speaker 7: Thought he had a blood party place on the penis,
Speaker 7: hence the term rainbow.
Speaker 3: So okay, and so.
Speaker 1: What is so what is pretty boy?
Speaker 3: Mean?
Speaker 1: A pretty boy?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 2: Brah?
Speaker 3: Someone now they go on what's a pretty boy?
Speaker 2: Oprah's turned up? You see that touched to the neck
Speaker 2: right here? Yeah, right, that's that's tuned up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she had to real quick, like the blood is flowing.
Speaker 1: I got going to a bunch of other examples, many
Speaker 1: of which are not even sexual in nature. They're just
Speaker 1: sort of like applying them to weird sexual things.
Speaker 3: Like kids slaying.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's just kids slang that.
Speaker 3: They're like booty call and then that's what Oprah's like,
Speaker 3: we all know what that is.
Speaker 2: You.
Speaker 1: Yeah, come into the big house, deadman.
Speaker 3: I'll leave the door unlocked.
Speaker 2: This on a more serious note, I feel like every
Speaker 2: generation does this, and I hate it. It's like you're
Speaker 2: demonizing sex, like you don't understand that it feels good, right,
Speaker 2: Like you're making it sound like it's such a crazy
Speaker 2: thing to lick somebody's booty when it just feels good,
Speaker 2: it feels nice, it feels you know what I'm saying. Like,
Speaker 2: I hate that because it's like you're making you're you're
Speaker 2: giving a weight to sex that kids are gonna have
Speaker 2: to grow up and figure out how to navigate. Yeah.
Speaker 1: No, it's an awful little game that they're playing as adults,
Speaker 1: to to be manipulating kids in this way as it
Speaker 1: relates to sex. It is fascinating how many of them
Speaker 1: you can tell we're also manipulated. We're also sort of
Speaker 1: led to be that scared of the thing that this
Speaker 1: They have to have this reaction at the the sound
Speaker 1: of sex, period, much less sex from young people.
Speaker 3: Right, And there's always has to be some like new
Speaker 3: deviation from like the quote unquote norm it's like they
Speaker 3: just they don't even give a head anymore. They put
Speaker 3: the lipstick on and they're they're making fucking you know,
Speaker 3: Mark Rothko paintings on their dicks going on. And I
Speaker 3: think that's like it's all sympod I think it's what
Speaker 3: you're going for. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm.
Speaker 2: So thankful that we post this podcast together. I'm thankful
Speaker 2: for you and your contribution.
Speaker 3: But like, and it's always like part of some like
Speaker 3: you know, conservative backsliding societally too, where you got to
Speaker 3: create some moral panic out of just whatever is happening
Speaker 3: to be like, and it's and that's what's all going wrong, right.
Speaker 2: Right, yeah, yeah, which is crazy because ultimately this is
Speaker 2: a pretty safe scenario.
Speaker 3: Yeah, nobody's getting pregnant exactly. Well, and they also say
Speaker 3: that too, like in this Oprah clip, it's like that's
Speaker 3: what see, they don't consider it sex. They consider it
Speaker 3: outer course, not inner course.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and everybody gas, yeah, the idea that getting head
Speaker 1: is different than getting pussy and.
Speaker 3: Right, it's like I went to a Catholic school I
Speaker 3: know people were talking about anal sex because they're like,
Speaker 3: that's not I think that's cool as long as it's
Speaker 3: not in the vagina that then you can still be
Speaker 3: a virgin. And you're like, okay, dudes, we're talking about
Speaker 3: that too.
Speaker 2: Huh. I didn't go to Catholic schoo some curious men
Speaker 2: were talking. Dudes talk about that as well.
Speaker 3: I mean, like I think I was. I was like,
Speaker 3: you know, I wasn't Catholic, so I like the kids
Speaker 3: that were. I was there because it was the cheapest
Speaker 3: private school in my area, and I like, yeah, I
Speaker 3: love and these ghost stories they're telling y' all every day.
Speaker 3: They're cool and all, but like I don't know if
Speaker 3: this dude really did all this shit. But that's to
Speaker 3: do you do?
Speaker 2: You?
Speaker 3: That's so funny, Like there were I feel like the
Speaker 3: kids who are like had that real Catholic guilt. Like
Speaker 3: those were sort of like the hacks. And you see
Speaker 3: that like with Mormons, you know what I mean, that's
Speaker 3: why they're just floating and ship and soaking or whatever,
Speaker 3: you know, the hacks that they got to get around
Speaker 3: the Bible because the people just want to they just
Speaker 3: want to feel good.
Speaker 2: It feels good putting your dick in stuff.
Speaker 1: Putting your dick and stuff feels good.
Speaker 2: Dicks in stuff feels good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we saw American pie.
Speaker 1: I bet it does. Uh, and I root for all
Speaker 1: of us to get what feels good. We need to
Speaker 1: take a break. I think we've been going for a while.
Speaker 1: But when we come back, we're gonna keep talking bout
Speaker 1: more Rainbow parties and more specifically, we're going to get
Speaker 1: into some of this research, which I'm excited to get
Speaker 1: into with you guys. I think it's going to be
Speaker 1: an exciting time talking about this more So, we'll be
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Speaker 1: I will say that eating ass in high school felt Uh,
Speaker 1: that felt crazy.
Speaker 2: I want to say, shout out man. I don't know
Speaker 2: if he was shot to Lamar. He's this dude who
Speaker 2: went to the Air Force early. Like you remember our
Speaker 2: kids can get their parents to let him go to
Speaker 2: the Air Force early. Yeah, he went to the Air
Speaker 2: Force early. And he came back and he told us
Speaker 2: all about eating ass and we were like, this guy's crazy.
Speaker 3: If you would have told me all.
Speaker 2: The time, we were Niga Lamarris and he was like,
Speaker 2: I love it. He's the first dude and he was
Speaker 2: like he was like, he was like I love getting
Speaker 2: my assay and I was like.
Speaker 3: Hell, I did not like it.
Speaker 2: I didn't like you burn him thumb down, and I
Speaker 2: ain't assumed it was because he went to Asia with
Speaker 2: the Air Force. I was like, he's been all over
Speaker 2: the world doing nasty. He went to Pacific and he
Speaker 2: was eating bad, bad bitches, and like I would need
Speaker 2: his girl, and I would be like, you're just letting
Speaker 2: this man. I So I was one of those cruds.
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, I I truly would have thought you were
Speaker 1: a psychopath if you would have told me you were
Speaker 1: eating nasts in high school. But I also remember, and
Speaker 1: we're all of a similar age, it wasn't really even
Speaker 1: that cool to say you ate pussy when we were kids.
Speaker 2: Not like that. It wasn't cool to love it.
Speaker 3: No, no, not at all.
Speaker 1: It was really weird. If lord, that's what I do
Speaker 1: is et pussy you we would all been like.
Speaker 3: What Yeah, until I realized like the power of that,
Speaker 3: and they're like they actually they fuck with it, yeah,
Speaker 3: like it actually is a cheat code.
Speaker 1: Let me be clear. I'm a big advocate nowack then,
Speaker 1: because everything.
Speaker 3: You're taught such a like a you know, toxic version
Speaker 3: of masculinity where it's like yo, you you get it
Speaker 3: done to you don't do.
Speaker 2: Ship your mouth crazy way to have I know exactly,
Speaker 2: just fully one siding.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I want to be like Dracula in a coffin,
Speaker 3: like that's my energy when I have sex.
Speaker 2: She's supposed to have no fun.
Speaker 1: It's like, bro, I don't I don't know what your
Speaker 1: plan is, but I ain't doing nothing good enough to
Speaker 1: skip steps.
Speaker 2: You know, I got it.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Andre told us all the time, but we did not listen.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm remember that. Yeah, I didn't know what he
Speaker 2: was talking. I was just like this thinking was science,
Speaker 2: Like I didn't.
Speaker 1: Even think about that's true.
Speaker 3: What's a cultural simulation?
Speaker 1: He was pussy, but he was also being like be
Speaker 1: a vegan and take your shoes off. And we're like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, you gotta.
Speaker 3: Yeah, keep wearing those overalls.
Speaker 1: Bro, you're like going through something. But no, like that
Speaker 1: dust settle before I start emulating.
Speaker 2: You been hext by Erica Badu, I understand.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I went to the I remember I seen the Stankonia
Speaker 3: tour when when they were turning that album, the whole
Speaker 3: stage was a giant volva, and I remember I remember
Speaker 3: being confused, as how.
Speaker 2: How would they do that? Bro?
Speaker 3: Just like the fuck is wrong with them?
Speaker 9: Man?
Speaker 3: Weird man trying to say about your ship. But that's
Speaker 3: what seventeen year old brain does. Looking at that, I'm like,
Speaker 3: I don't don't know what they're trying to say. Bro,
Speaker 3: they're pussy. I don't know.
Speaker 2: We really grew up in an era where it was
Speaker 2: not okay to just be like, I love pussy. Yeah,
Speaker 2: like the actual thing. You couldn't just be like I
Speaker 2: just love that thing.
Speaker 1: I want to know you could love getting pussy, but
Speaker 1: you could not because.
Speaker 3: I appreciate Yeah, yeah, no, none of that, none of that.
Speaker 3: What are you an artist?
Speaker 2: Bro?
Speaker 3: Get the GEORGI Yeah, damn.
Speaker 1: We were lame. Man, this is so loud.
Speaker 3: I know the kids so many, so much more open
Speaker 3: and worldly.
Speaker 2: Then it's what it's.
Speaker 1: Truly what makes me hate, like my father's generation of
Speaker 1: men that they can't look back and go, bro, we
Speaker 1: were sad what we were what we if you can't
Speaker 1: look at that and go, man, fuck, that was lame.
Speaker 1: I'm okay now I'm good, then you're a fucking loser. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: so lame my dad. I don't say my father's generation
Speaker 1: to suggests my dad is that, but more just that
Speaker 1: there's a the baby Boomer era of.
Speaker 3: Men just suck, right right right, Yeah, they fucking suck.
Speaker 1: None of them will just be like, man, we were losers.
Speaker 3: I get it. Now, would they ever say something like
Speaker 3: on a podcast we're like, you know, like I think
Speaker 3: we were contributing to rape culture. Yeah, and that's terrible,
Speaker 3: And I have a lot of regrets about something like that.
Speaker 3: I mean, like, you know, I think that's just I
Speaker 3: think that's just like an intellectual bridge a lot of
Speaker 3: people don't cross a lot of time.
Speaker 1: You don't want to have that, even if you want
Speaker 1: to take some of the weighted language off of it,
Speaker 1: because I get it, like you you start to use
Speaker 1: like the sort of like liberal young person verbiage and
Speaker 1: yah to feel less yourself. I understand that instinct. But
Speaker 1: just we hated women, we were mean to fucking women
Speaker 1: is a simple enough breakdown, Like damn I think I
Speaker 1: hated women. Oh well, I'm better now. Is such an
Speaker 1: easy revelation to be had.
Speaker 2: We just did it.
Speaker 3: We did and said damn, I fucking hate myself.
Speaker 1: Because that was corny.
Speaker 2: Yeah I was.
Speaker 3: And I reduced like the whole idea like a woman
Speaker 3: to like this flattened sort of like concept of like
Speaker 3: a game where it's like, can I unlock sex and
Speaker 3: like no type of.
Speaker 2: No type of dynamics in their personalities.
Speaker 5: No, no, no.
Speaker 2: You know what I realized as I got older, I
Speaker 2: never thought I would think of a man's perspective. I
Speaker 2: never I never sat and thought like, so, what are
Speaker 2: women supposed to do?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 2: What's her life supposed to be? She's just supposed to.
Speaker 3: Be okay with me?
Speaker 2: Be it, you know what I mean. But it's like,
Speaker 2: it's very it's not like a difficult it's not like
Speaker 2: a difficult thing to look.
Speaker 1: At, you know, No, it's it's so easy to look at.
Speaker 1: And these motherfuckers who can't are losers and ladies. If
Speaker 1: you're with somebody who has yet admitted that he used
Speaker 1: to be real fucking lame about the way he treated you,
Speaker 1: then he might be a bad guy, baby girl. I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 2: Maybe, hey, maybe he was progressive. There were there were
Speaker 2: guys shout a tal On Mars out there. Yeah, guys,
Speaker 2: early you had to go to Korea or wherever he went.
Speaker 1: Game bag different.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, I did a little bit of research on the
Speaker 1: on the subject of rainbow parties. And while the Oprah
Speaker 1: clip is sort of when it becomes most popular Miles,
Speaker 1: I think you know this too. According to Wikipedia, there's
Speaker 1: a Christian pediatrician who first wrote about the subject in
Speaker 1: two thousand and two her book Epidemic, How Tech Team
Speaker 1: Sex Is Killing Our Kids. It basically creates all these
Speaker 1: allegations of adolescents suffering from cancer, suffering from sterility, acute infections,
Speaker 1: and unwanted pregnancies as a consequence of starting sexual activity
Speaker 1: too early in life. M So, she writes this book
Speaker 1: in two thousand and two basically being like, your kids
Speaker 1: are dying because they're too goddamn horny and there's nothing
Speaker 1: you can do.
Speaker 3: I'll never believe the kind of shit she's talking about now.
Speaker 3: If this is where she started sucking eight years ago,
Speaker 3: fifteen years ago, you can't. I'll give you one. Guess
Speaker 3: what website she's regularly publishing, The fucking Daily Wire, Bro,
Speaker 3: She's on that ship. Ben Shapiro is like health expert now.
Speaker 2: Famous pussy enthusiast. Ben Shapiro's no, no, no.
Speaker 3: Something's wrong, definitely wrong, something wrong.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: You know, if no, no, if there's that, if there's
Speaker 3: that kind of moisture, you should you should absolutely consult
Speaker 3: a medical professional, because that something is something is definitely wrong,
Speaker 3: some kind of disordered.
Speaker 1: There's a quote from the book which this woman claims
Speaker 1: was related to her by a fourteen year old girl
Speaker 1: in Michigan. She says Alison had heard some kids were
Speaker 1: going to have a rainbow party, but had no idea
Speaker 1: what that meant. Still, she thought it might be fun
Speaker 1: and arranged to attend with a friend. After she arrived,
Speaker 1: several girls, all in the eighth grade, were given different
Speaker 1: shades of lipstick and told to perform oral sex on
Speaker 1: different boys to give them quote unquote rainbows. Once she
Speaker 1: realized what was happening, Alison was too stunned and frightened
Speaker 1: to do anything. When a girl gave her some lipstick,
Speaker 1: she refused at first, but with repeated pressure, finally gave in.
Speaker 1: It was one of the grossest things I've ever done.
Speaker 1: O god, my god, my god.
Speaker 3: It always starts off that way. I heard some kids
Speaker 3: heard about it, And this is like the thing when
Speaker 3: you when you start.
Speaker 2: Like, are you talking to little girls about get suck dicks?
Speaker 2: Real job? How about that?
Speaker 1: That's a really big sort of flag inside of a
Speaker 1: lot of what I discovered here is that it's a
Speaker 1: lot of adults talking to children, quote unquote children about
Speaker 1: their sexual activity and then relaying it to each other. Right,
Speaker 1: it's fucking weird.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well, and also like from from people who are so
Speaker 3: like on the abstinence side of the spectrum too, like
Speaker 3: a Christian pediatrician, like they can't even fathom a conversation
Speaker 3: where she's like and tell me about like the wildest
Speaker 3: sex shit.
Speaker 1: You've ever done, you know, to coax this out of
Speaker 1: this girl.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like it feels this is why. Like again, like
Speaker 3: my theory with how this started, it sounds like a lie.
Speaker 3: A boy told you know what I mean, and then
Speaker 3: from there very way oh yeah, yeah, yeah exactly because
Speaker 3: it has everything. It has everything in the grand scheme of.
Speaker 1: Like if I'm just gonna make up some bullshit for
Speaker 1: for my friend, friends and community to enjoy, it's a
Speaker 1: very funny, very cool lie.
Speaker 3: Kudos to that young man, Exactly.
Speaker 2: I'm a lie on my dick. Man. Let it be
Speaker 2: wearing a technic colored dream code.
Speaker 1: Yes, because so many women suck that. Yeah that it
Speaker 1: changed all into all the colors. The Captain planeted into
Speaker 1: fucking the perfect penis.
Speaker 2: My shit gets sucked so much they have to make
Speaker 2: a game out of it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and they have to verify who did it according
Speaker 3: to this color chart.
Speaker 2: We have invitations and rsbps to my ship.
Speaker 1: And it sucks so much it looks like a twister board. Bitch,
Speaker 1: and start crawling on it and putting their hands and
Speaker 1: feet in different places less with green.
Speaker 2: Bitch.
Speaker 3: Yeah so that happened. Yeah, yeah, and that definitely happens.
Speaker 3: So that's what I'm trying to tell y'all. Man, Like,
Speaker 3: y'all gotta hear about these rainbow parties and like it
Speaker 3: also too, because that was the funny thing. I remember asking, like,
Speaker 3: you know, when you're in high school, like you're with
Speaker 3: all your friends like a nutrition period or whatever, and
Speaker 3: someone's bringing it up, and I remember all the girls
Speaker 3: are like, what the fuck are you talking about? Like
Speaker 3: all the girls I knew were like, that is disgusting.
Speaker 3: I would never fucking y'all are fucking disgusting. Yeah, that
Speaker 3: was any of y'all. Like, I don't fuck with anybody enough,
Speaker 3: not even my own friends, to be like, girl, we
Speaker 3: better go hit the mac counter and get all these
Speaker 3: different shades of lipstick because we're doing a rainbow party tonight,
Speaker 3: Like that is such a weird It's like a concept
Speaker 3: of a woman that is created in a man's fantasy
Speaker 3: world and you need something like this to sort of
Speaker 3: like get yourself through your you know, in cell sort
Speaker 3: of life to be like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was the part that even in the story
Speaker 1: that the girl is telling feels so false, where she
Speaker 1: had never heard of the Rainbow parties, was not invited
Speaker 1: to the Rainbow parties, but somehow is able to just
Speaker 1: show up as a plus one with a different friend,
Speaker 1: and it's like, nah, dog, if you were at a
Speaker 1: rain I bet there were a lot of very consenting
Speaker 1: people in that room. Everybody knew why they were there,
Speaker 1: and everybody that was there was ready to be there
Speaker 1: there wouldn't know like maybe I'll check it out and
Speaker 1: see what happens.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, exactly exactly. I mean it's funny too, like
Speaker 3: you talk about like people talk like the even the
Speaker 3: idea of bringing up this like myth with your kids.
Speaker 3: There's this other clip that I found. It's from some
Speaker 3: show called mom Logic, and for whatever reason, I clocked
Speaker 3: Shannie O'Neil shatx wife is one of the three moms talking.
Speaker 3: But again it's like a short clip where it's it's
Speaker 3: doing the same thing, where it's like have you heard
Speaker 3: of this fake thing? And then they're all like, oh no,
Speaker 3: what's what's going on with our kid? Yeah, you need
Speaker 3: to know what at is.
Speaker 1: It's not.
Speaker 9: It's not happy little elves and fairies. It's starting in
Speaker 9: junior high and they're very popular now. They're oral sex
Speaker 9: parties in which each girl is given a different color
Speaker 9: lipstick and the boys go around and receive oral sex
Speaker 9: from all the girls with a different lipsticks. So then
Speaker 9: they end up with rings of lipstick arang penis, and
Speaker 9: the guy with the most rainbow colors on his penis
Speaker 9: wins whatever he wins.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 9: I guess he wins a lot of oral sex that night.
Speaker 3: That's shocking.
Speaker 2: But that's can I say, and allow me to put
Speaker 2: my conspiracy theory hat on. Please, I'm steepling for the
Speaker 2: people at home. Please. These two white ladies are into it, right, Oh,
Speaker 2: there's an undercurrent of excitement that these two women, right,
Speaker 2: Shanny O'Neill is is not into it. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: that's disgusting.
Speaker 3: Now let me find out.
Speaker 2: Is that not the tone? Maybe I'm just reading a tone.
Speaker 3: It's cheeky.
Speaker 1: It's definitely there's a cheek feltic much more from from
Speaker 1: uh the Devil, the devil in this bluish green than
Speaker 1: I did from the other lady. Very different than the
Speaker 1: Oprah clipped. I felt like those women were reacting very
Speaker 1: genuinely and honestly to having heard about this for the
Speaker 1: first time. This feels very much like they talked about
Speaker 1: ahead of time. This is we're gonna talk about rainbow
Speaker 1: parties and you're gonna have to pretend to be surprised
Speaker 1: when I say it, because this feels very plainned and
Speaker 1: plotted to me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think maybe it's her charisma as like, whoever
Speaker 3: this like doctor Shannon Fox woman is who's doing the talking,
Speaker 3: like she's trying to be all like, have y'all heard
Speaker 3: because I know what you mean, David. It feels like
Speaker 3: the momentum of what she's saying is eventually gonna end
Speaker 3: with He's like, and that's what we're doing tonight.
Speaker 2: Girl.
Speaker 3: I will say that she she had that felt like
Speaker 3: the authentic disgust of like the.
Speaker 1: Fuck, are y'all what ye?
Speaker 3: She thinks there's nasty two? But yeah, look we'll hear
Speaker 3: from Shawne. I think I think she says something right
Speaker 3: after very.
Speaker 9: Common and especially now a lot of people are involved
Speaker 9: in like abstinence only movements, which I'm a fan of
Speaker 9: abstinence in high school, I have to say, but they're
Speaker 9: not taught that oral sex is at least as intimate
Speaker 9: as intercourse.
Speaker 10: I agree, girls wouldn't admit that they were even that
Speaker 10: was like, you know, you did have a good old days,
Speaker 10: you were like super freak if you did that.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
Speaker 2: It was an she loves it, Come on, she loves it. Also,
Speaker 2: what is the issue here? Intimacy? That's when she's stated, Well,
Speaker 2: the problem the thing that they're not trying they're trying
Speaker 2: to keep gives away from intimacy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think certainly they are. They are using they're
Speaker 1: using weird language, you know what I mean, where there
Speaker 1: were really making this about like a broad sweeping sexual
Speaker 1: problem and less about like if we're concerned about rainbow parties,
Speaker 1: just make it about rainbow parties. I don't want my
Speaker 1: daughter sucking ten dicks in a night, and certainly not
Speaker 1: ten dicks that ten other ladies sucked. Whatever, But don't
Speaker 1: make it about like sex in general. That seems.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I think that's why this specific theory is it's really
Speaker 3: just built for like moral panic. It's really not about
Speaker 3: to like drill down on what the thing is. It's
Speaker 3: just to be like, oh, here's the talking point of
Speaker 3: the day to be like and that's look at all
Speaker 3: these kids. They're nasty. This is this is the problem
Speaker 3: with what's happening. And it's not necessarily about like do
Speaker 3: we need to be educating kids more about sex or
Speaker 3: other things like that. It's like they're so nasty, all right, Yeah,
Speaker 3: I remember the good old days when you were bullied,
Speaker 3: you were bullied into a mental health crisis for admitting
Speaker 3: you were doing anything remotely intimate with somebody.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like, what is the nostalgia you're reaching for
Speaker 1: that we sit around? We want our kids to sit
Speaker 1: them around the table, repressed talking to each other about
Speaker 1: a future that never wod you know what I mean, Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: what are you talking about?
Speaker 3: Yeah, And there's just definitely more of an emphasis on
Speaker 3: like the girls involved than like the guys involved too,
Speaker 3: because then like all of these things usually are like
Speaker 3: go hand in hand like with trying to just be
Speaker 3: like and this is why people need less control over
Speaker 3: their bodies because if you let them, they're doing shit
Speaker 3: like this.
Speaker 1: Besides the Oprah clip, there's like a history of other
Speaker 1: times that rainbow parties have come up in various forms
Speaker 1: of media. There's a two thousand and five book written
Speaker 1: by a dude named Paul Rootitis called Rainbow Party that's
Speaker 1: about that subject. Somehow he wrote an entire book about it,
Speaker 1: this adult man. There's a twenty ten episode of The
Speaker 1: Doctors about rainbow parties. There's a twenty fifteen Law and
Speaker 1: Order episode about a measles outbreak brought on by rainbow party.
Speaker 1: And there's a fifteen minute Icelandic short film called Rainbow
Speaker 1: Party about this very subject.
Speaker 2: I mean, can I say shut up to law and Order?
Speaker 2: That's the only negative consequence I've heard in all these things.
Speaker 2: It's like measles, Okay, you don't want to get measles?
Speaker 2: That that's like, that makes sense to me. Yeah, everything
Speaker 2: else is I don't nobody's even They're not even talking
Speaker 2: about like STDs are these kids? It's literally just sucking
Speaker 2: dis Yeah.
Speaker 1: Now, the fear is the sexuality itself, not the consequences
Speaker 1: of it in this case.
Speaker 3: And then right right, yes, very telling, yeah it and
Speaker 3: I mean, like again, it falls apart when you just
Speaker 3: start asking questions about like is everybody showing each other?
Speaker 3: Like how do these come together?
Speaker 2: Dudes?
Speaker 3: Right? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Why are you only talking to women who participate? You
Speaker 2: You don't think there's dudes chopping the bit to tell somebody?
Speaker 3: Right, and yeah, and no one can like, no one's
Speaker 3: even no one's even wild enough to lie about it.
Speaker 3: Like you're like, yeah, I went to a rainbow party,
Speaker 3: Like no, you fucking didn't. They're like, no, you're right,
Speaker 3: but I know somebody at a public school that did,
Speaker 3: like oh yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, okay, keep going, keep going.
Speaker 1: So Miles, you've used this term already. But but experts,
Speaker 1: despite all of the appearances of this in in public
Speaker 1: conversations and media and shit, the experts say that this
Speaker 1: is completely fabricated, that there are no rainbow parties, and
Speaker 1: certainly if there were, it was like one that probably
Speaker 1: went terribly wrong and no one ever did again. But
Speaker 1: it's certainly there is no evidence to substantiate these claims
Speaker 1: that there are rainbow parties, much less rampant ones amongst
Speaker 1: eighth graders and shit, right, yeah, there's just something that
Speaker 1: horny kids had to keep the memory alive in their
Speaker 1: minds basically, which I don't know, I guess it's more
Speaker 1: of a commentary on horniness than anything. Yeah, and sort
Speaker 1: of the the despising of horniness, I would say, right, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: The hatred of your own horny, the hatred of your
Speaker 2: horn hate the game.
Speaker 1: Now you use the term moral panic, which they basically
Speaker 1: say is a threat of a person or person's leading
Speaker 1: to the corruption of societal values and institutions. So so,
Speaker 1: this moral panic was coined by this guy named Stanley Cohen,
Speaker 1: who says moral panic is a condition, episode, person, or
Speaker 1: group of persons who emerges to become defined as a
Speaker 1: threat to societal values and interest. And while this issue
Speaker 1: identify is identified and could be real, the issue, he
Speaker 1: claims that the exaggerated, series, extent, and typically typicality and
Speaker 1: or inevitability of the harm is exaggerated.
Speaker 3: Right yeah, I mean they're like every I mean we're
Speaker 3: always looking there's always some kind of moral panic happening,
Speaker 3: you know, around especially right now, whether it's like they're
Speaker 3: like kids are going to fucking the bathroom in a sandbox,
Speaker 3: like like yeah, it's like.
Speaker 2: No, they're fucking not, They're done that have you bet.
Speaker 3: Yea man, Like no, nobody's going or like you know,
Speaker 3: just even like with like human trafficking, like how you
Speaker 3: know we've got like these weird ass movies that like
Speaker 3: are these depictions of like a kind of human trafficking
Speaker 3: like that does not exist, but is meant there to
Speaker 3: sort of keep this sort of you know, fear in
Speaker 3: our society to be able to then introduce like other
Speaker 3: laws that are more restrictive. And it's just kind of
Speaker 3: you know, they're part and parcel of like you know,
Speaker 3: how our society becomes like more progressive or liberal, and
Speaker 3: then how becomes more conservative and like we're we're we're
Speaker 3: just in one of those eras again, I think right now.
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Speaker 2: And we are back to wrap up our discussion on
Speaker 2: rainbow parties. Rainbow parties do they work? Will they work?
Speaker 1: Do they work?
Speaker 2: Should we throw?
Speaker 1: But I think they work?
Speaker 2: I don't. Here's one thing that there would be adult
Speaker 2: rainbow parties. If they were right, that's true, there would
Speaker 2: be Rainbow party pornos. There would be Rainbow Party porn
Speaker 2: parodies like this would all be you know what I
Speaker 2: mean this it would have gotten into practice if it
Speaker 2: was a viable thing.
Speaker 1: I also think no for nothing. That's the issue with
Speaker 1: the imagineers over in porn is like y'all got to
Speaker 1: start getting into conspiracy theory porn more than just doing
Speaker 1: stuff that already exists.
Speaker 2: Sounds like somebody's horny.
Speaker 1: Like, stop just remaking the things that exist and start
Speaker 1: really started imagining a future sex for us, right, Like,
Speaker 1: I don't I don't need more stepson shit. I need
Speaker 1: you to imagine what other family members no one has
Speaker 1: ever thought to fuck? You know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Like, really this is a crazy take.
Speaker 3: Give us an example.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was with you until that last bok sometime.
Speaker 1: I'm saying that specifically, I'm merely talking through the emotionality
Speaker 1: I'm seeking. I want them to truly prove themselves as artists.
Speaker 3: Well, there used to be there used to be those
Speaker 3: porn videos that Bang Bros made that were like it
Speaker 3: would be like a stripper and everybody's giving them head
Speaker 3: like at a bachelorette party. Yes, you know what I mean,
Speaker 3: But that wasn't they that wasn't like a rainbow party.
Speaker 3: They're just like it was just kind of group oral
Speaker 3: sex video.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Also if you look into it, not a career option.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah yeah. Also yeah, usually kind of like those
Speaker 3: are like those video there were such a genre video
Speaker 3: that were like just fake stuff. Like there would be
Speaker 3: those ones like like like college parties where people were
Speaker 3: just having sex in the middle of the college party.
Speaker 3: I remember I grew up in I grew up in
Speaker 3: the San Fernando Valley, so that's where all that shit
Speaker 3: is shot. And I remember I had a friend who
Speaker 3: I was in marching band with this like nerdy dude.
Speaker 3: He hit me up. He's like, hey, bro, I'm working
Speaker 3: with this porn company and you know, we're about to
Speaker 3: throw one of them college fuck parties, you know if
Speaker 3: you want to come through or whatever. And I'm like,
Speaker 3: whoa what, bro, Like, I mean, I'm not a performer.
Speaker 3: He's like, nah, man, He's like this it's actual porn
Speaker 3: old people. He's like, you just got to like make
Speaker 3: it look like a like a house party. And I remember,
Speaker 3: I remember I was like, all right, say less and
Speaker 3: I told my friends were like, yo, we're about to
Speaker 3: go see one of these things happened. It was the
Speaker 3: most fucking uncomfortable situation I'd ever been in my life.
Speaker 3: So oh I was I was nowhere near like the
Speaker 3: inner Circle to be like captured on video. Cause like,
Speaker 3: once I saw how it was set up, I'm like, bro,
Speaker 3: let's just smoke weed outside and get the fuck out
Speaker 3: of here.
Speaker 2: Like how was it set up?
Speaker 3: It was basically like, uh, it was at this house
Speaker 3: in Northridge, and it like from the outside, it looked
Speaker 3: like just a wild Halloween party, Like all these people
Speaker 3: were going in and out in costumes, and then like
Speaker 3: off the like main living room, there was like another
Speaker 3: sort of smaller family room like den kind of thing,
Speaker 3: and that's where they were having sex like on video,
Speaker 3: and so like the real wild ass people who wanted
Speaker 3: to be up in it were like in that, like
Speaker 3: they packed that room out and then so like so
Speaker 3: it was a smaller place. So in the background, you
Speaker 3: just saw all these bodies moving around as if like yeah, man,
Speaker 3: this is just normally happening at this party, and they
Speaker 3: had like kegs and shit. But by the end of it,
Speaker 3: like most people were like, what the fuck, and also
Speaker 3: like every like woman that was there was like, what
Speaker 3: the fuck am I at right now? Like that, but
Speaker 3: that's what I'm saying costume party, and I was like, Yeah, that's.
Speaker 1: My point about the Rainbow parties is there's no fucking
Speaker 1: way that the motherfuckers that make it into that room
Speaker 1: go well. I didn't know what I was getting myself into, right, bitch,
Speaker 1: Yes you did, because everybody who was reasonable went outside
Speaker 1: the smoke and was rolling their eyes when they walked in.
Speaker 1: They were like, no, this is this is the devil's work.
Speaker 1: I'm not right right, I'm not gonna participate in this.
Speaker 1: I think it's great. I'm happy they're doing it, but
Speaker 1: I'm not fucking about to go into the wildest room
Speaker 1: that's ever existed.
Speaker 3: I'm like, am I built for that? Even as like
Speaker 3: a kid, I would have been so humiliate. I'm like,
Speaker 3: I can't get naked in front of the other people.
Speaker 2: Man, Oh, I would not have fucked.
Speaker 3: I would be like I gotta like even if there
Speaker 3: was I feel like even though if like even if
Speaker 3: like seventeen year old me, sixteen year old me whatever
Speaker 3: was at the press of like the fucking threshold to
Speaker 3: enter a rainbow party. I'm like, nah, you know, I
Speaker 3: my my calf hurts. Man, I want to hear it.
Speaker 1: If I only had a rainbow party about three days ago,
Speaker 1: it's not good to double up.
Speaker 3: Actually did rainbows earlier, so I'm good man, yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: And also took like I also took like three ecstasies
Speaker 3: before I got here, so you know, I'm kind of
Speaker 3: messed up.
Speaker 1: I actually gave up rainbow parties for lyn, So I'm
Speaker 1: I'm trying to cleanse myself, but I'll be back on
Speaker 1: my rainbow shit. The last little thing that I'll throw
Speaker 1: your way, and you were starting to bring this up
Speaker 1: before we went to break, is that this moral panic
Speaker 1: is actually a condition we've seen throughout history, specifically around
Speaker 1: things like the Red Scare of the forties and fifties,
Speaker 1: the Devil's music relating to blues and jazz, rock and
Speaker 1: roll hip hop, all the switch blades apparently in the fifties,
Speaker 1: where this terrifying thing that everybody was morally panicking about.
Speaker 2: They were right about that one.
Speaker 1: It is scary, it's scary, but they were like, every
Speaker 1: kid has a switchblade and they're all stabbing each other.
Speaker 3: And just right, dungeons and dragons. They were even dragons
Speaker 3: was apparently won.
Speaker 2: I thought the nerds were gonna.
Speaker 1: Know what it was like.
Speaker 3: Satanic ship yeah and yeah, you get those every now
Speaker 3: and then too, the satanic panic.
Speaker 1: The AIDS epidemic is another one in video games, and
Speaker 1: of course my personal favorite, the War on drugs.
Speaker 2: All the samples. Do you guys feel like I know
Speaker 2: this is a total change at the end. I just
Speaker 2: have always been curious about this. Do you feel like
Speaker 2: our age we got AIDS the worst, Like we were
Speaker 2: the one, Like we got AIDS from the time we
Speaker 2: were little kids, right like other people kind of found
Speaker 2: it as an adult, so they were already kind of
Speaker 2: into their ways. We were like taught to be scared
Speaker 2: of sex or not scared whatever from very h Yeah,
Speaker 2: like the runway to AIDS for us was really long.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I will say I think we got the worst
Speaker 1: sex education of all legit generations. Like we we got
Speaker 1: all the fear after the worst version of what could
Speaker 1: happen to you was fully activated and adults had like
Speaker 1: gotten all their rocks off, so they weren't like sex
Speaker 1: positive anymore. They were like, nah, I'm washed and you
Speaker 1: will be too.
Speaker 2: I feel like we were the generation who were the
Speaker 2: only ones who gave condoms a real shot. Yes. Everybody
Speaker 2: else was like, I'm not five eight years old, O.
Speaker 3: Yeah, damn, I'm not in the military.
Speaker 11: Yeah we were sixteen, right and we're like no, but
Speaker 11: everything that can happen I remember just ship.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because that whole thing right, Like I grew what.
Speaker 3: I was born in eighty four. So I remember going
Speaker 3: to the AIDS walking like nineteen ninety, like as a
Speaker 3: six year old, and they were handing out condoms and shit, and.
Speaker 1: I was like, what the fuck's going on?
Speaker 3: My dad was like yeah, man, like because this is
Speaker 3: how you can safe sex. It's about safe sex and
Speaker 3: even like LC you know what I mean like that, Yeah,
Speaker 3: like everybody like condoms were just sort of like part
Speaker 3: of the aesthetic and like everyone knew that, like the
Speaker 3: the risk involved was potentially death. And then I remember
Speaker 3: fucking Philadelphia coming out and.
Speaker 1: I had had a condom as an iPad. Yeah, that
Speaker 1: was our culture.
Speaker 2: And you know what, nobody said, Tipo's left eye or chili.
Speaker 2: Nobody was like, hey, these kind of suck. Nobody ever
Speaker 2: was like, hey, does not feel as good? I just
Speaker 2: wish somebody would have said it. Nobody said it right, right,
Speaker 2: and likebody said it.
Speaker 3: To us because it was And I think that's what
Speaker 3: sort of made it even more effective because it was
Speaker 3: dealing with something that was very real and very serious.
Speaker 3: But I think when you have a child sort of
Speaker 3: idea with like not knowing anything about sex and your
Speaker 3: your sort of immediate association is like I could potentially die. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: that definitely throws shit off a bit.
Speaker 1: No, it fully throws I've talked about this before on
Speaker 1: the podcast. I grew up a kid who was watching
Speaker 1: twenty twenty every night, like with my mom, but that
Speaker 1: was just our shit was like always watching twenty twenty.
Speaker 1: And to this day, I still get scared from this
Speaker 1: episode they had where they microwave soup like they were
Speaker 1: warning people that they're your microwaves might fight back at
Speaker 1: you sort of because you could microwave soup and if
Speaker 1: you drop a spoon in the bowl too fast, there
Speaker 1: could be like a reaction that causes the soup to
Speaker 1: explode into your face. And they had this girl on
Speaker 1: there who was terribly scarred from like hot cocoa or
Speaker 1: some shit that she dropped a spoon into fast and
Speaker 1: it blows your face up and you'll look like a
Speaker 1: terrible ghoul. And to this fucking day, I am terrified
Speaker 1: that there's going to be a chain reaction from me
Speaker 1: heating up sup or something in a microwave.
Speaker 2: Oh you eating soup like that, bro? I try it all.
Speaker 1: I'm a wild guy over.
Speaker 3: Here having a rainbow.
Speaker 1: I got about six soup set up. It's a rainbow
Speaker 1: and my belly.
Speaker 3: Whenever call me to live because I'm getting hit with
Speaker 3: the soup blast. Baby.
Speaker 1: I think I think we did it. I think uh,
Speaker 1: I think we we covered what we needed to cover here.
Speaker 1: It sounds like we're all in agreement that rainbow parties
Speaker 1: probably were not real. Uh and if they were, invite
Speaker 1: me next time. Don't don't be like that, uh hold
Speaker 1: out now, that ain't cool to not invite everybody to
Speaker 1: the rainbow party. Miles, do you want to tell the
Speaker 1: people where they can and and what cool shit you
Speaker 1: have going on?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
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