WEBVTT - The Skeeting Rainbow (with Miles Gray) 0:00:02.600 --> 0:00:06.160 I think we know why Michelle Obama and George Bush hangout. 0:00:06.200 --> 0:00:11.240 And it ain't because you know, handing out Girl Scout 0:00:11.240 --> 0:00:12.080 cookies together. 0:00:12.800 --> 0:00:18.079 If they were running trains. 0:00:18.880 --> 0:00:21.239 You know what it is? Gang over here? 0:00:22.840 --> 0:00:26.279 What is the soundtrack to Michelle Obama George Bush train? 0:00:26.760 --> 0:00:33.640 I will say it's just a DD who can play both? 0:00:33.800 --> 0:00:37.400 You know what I mean? It's then that it's always. 0:00:37.080 --> 0:00:39.400 That Nelly song that he did with that country. 0:00:39.440 --> 0:00:42.760 What was the accidental racist? 0:00:43.280 --> 0:00:46.080 No, that's that's ll cool JA did actual race. 0:00:47.680 --> 0:00:48.520 All in my head? 0:00:48.880 --> 0:00:51.760 Yes, that ship? 0:00:53.120 --> 0:00:54.000 Yeah, over and over. 0:00:54.120 --> 0:00:58.680 Tim McGrath, Okay, that's yeah, there is, Tim mcbra. 0:01:00.040 --> 0:01:01.560 I might think about that. I might play it on 0:01:01.600 --> 0:01:02.200 my bike lader. 0:01:02.440 --> 0:01:05.920 Yeah, there's no reason. Look, he made a mistake, but 0:01:05.959 --> 0:01:09.240 there's no reason we shouldn't enjoy the mistake. You exactly. 0:01:12.880 --> 0:01:21.600 It doesn't. 0:01:19.160 --> 0:01:28.679 Quality bears are racists, layers money, turney stuff. 0:01:29.880 --> 0:01:40.280 I can't tell me and I'm so a sh met 0:01:40.319 --> 0:01:43.640 me and a man in thirty say when you're talking dirty? 0:01:43.920 --> 0:01:48.200 Come Welcome back to another phenomenal episode of My Mama 0:01:48.400 --> 0:01:52.600 Told Me, the podcast. 0:01:52.160 --> 0:01:56.000 Where we five deep deep into the flockets of black 0:01:56.080 --> 0:01:57.760 conspiracy theories. 0:01:57.760 --> 0:02:00.680 And we finally worked to prove what the I happened 0:02:00.680 --> 0:02:03.440 to that little monkey Kodak black Heart that had on 0:02:03.520 --> 0:02:06.680 his shoulder for about two weeks. Where did it go? 0:02:07.360 --> 0:02:11.600 Ritual sacrifice some type of a Haitian MONKEYSTU. You have 0:02:11.800 --> 0:02:13.240 questions and we have answers. 0:02:13.280 --> 0:02:16.240 I'm David boy WHOA, I'm like Saint Kerman, and I 0:02:16.280 --> 0:02:17.400 forgot about that monkey. 0:02:17.400 --> 0:02:21.320 I'll be everybody did. Everybody did except for CPS. 0:02:21.680 --> 0:02:25.440 There are times, and I do think I often find 0:02:25.440 --> 0:02:28.679 myself sort of rolling my eyes that like Peter ads 0:02:29.040 --> 0:02:32.280 that like make it so that like you can't you 0:02:32.360 --> 0:02:35.960 can't do a goddamn thing near an animal without it 0:02:36.040 --> 0:02:39.560 being like this, this horrible attack on the species. And 0:02:39.600 --> 0:02:42.760 it's like, relax, y'all, I get it. We probably should 0:02:42.840 --> 0:02:46.120 chill on a lot of shit. But then you see 0:02:46.120 --> 0:02:48.839 what Kodak black is doing with a monkey, and you're like, nah, 0:02:48.880 --> 0:02:49.760 Peter's right. 0:02:49.880 --> 0:02:52.239 That I don't know if matching clothes with the monkey 0:02:52.360 --> 0:02:54.160 is the worst life for that monkey though. 0:02:55.120 --> 0:02:57.520 Yeah, but you know he didn't just match clothes with 0:02:57.560 --> 0:03:01.000 that monkey. You nobody let him ride the let him 0:03:01.040 --> 0:03:04.640 drive the phantom. I think he was driving phantoms. I 0:03:04.639 --> 0:03:12.400 think he was smoking weird, like a fucking wet He 0:03:12.520 --> 0:03:16.359 was smoking fucking dipped marijuana, you know what I mean, 0:03:16.560 --> 0:03:18.799 just fucking bad stuff. 0:03:18.480 --> 0:03:21.239 That well, you know it's a bad drug when it's 0:03:21.280 --> 0:03:25.880 just described as a texture. You're like, Oh, he's got 0:03:25.880 --> 0:03:28.040 that crunchy. You're like, yep, that's the problem. 0:03:28.120 --> 0:03:32.760 I don't want that to a spider monkey that don't 0:03:32.800 --> 0:03:34.240 know what the fuck is going on. 0:03:34.880 --> 0:03:37.280 You know, he fed at Jolly Rinchers for sure, That's 0:03:37.320 --> 0:03:38.000 what I'm saying. 0:03:38.080 --> 0:03:43.360 He was doing crazy ship with that monkey. At the 0:03:43.520 --> 0:03:46.680 very at the very least, that monkey had more popeyes 0:03:46.800 --> 0:03:48.680 than any monkey has ever had. 0:03:50.840 --> 0:03:52.480 That's true, and that's wrong. 0:03:52.640 --> 0:03:55.640 True, you're right, that's not right. 0:03:56.320 --> 0:03:59.080 You're right. The monkey, the monkey ate better than me 0:03:59.160 --> 0:04:04.760 some days. 0:04:04.760 --> 0:04:09.040 Our guest today, he's phenomenal. He's a returning guest. We've 0:04:09.080 --> 0:04:11.400 had him on before. You know, you know him from 0:04:11.440 --> 0:04:15.200 his own podcast, you know, from all kinds of hilarious shit, 0:04:15.440 --> 0:04:18.680 interesting shit. I won't limit you to hilarious shit. You 0:04:18.760 --> 0:04:22.000 do fascinating work out in the world, I would say, yeah, 0:04:22.040 --> 0:04:28.599 I guess that's right. He's a fan favorite, a personal favorite. 0:04:28.600 --> 0:04:30.440 Give it up for Miles Gray everything. 0:04:31.160 --> 0:04:34.360 Thank you so much for having me. I'm fucking here. 0:04:35.240 --> 0:04:38.520 I'm glad to be talking conspiracy ship with you guys today, 0:04:38.560 --> 0:04:42.159 because when the producer reached out and was asking, like 0:04:42.400 --> 0:04:44.480 you got something, I was like, let me think off 0:04:44.520 --> 0:04:46.240 the top of my head. First, I was like, does 0:04:46.520 --> 0:04:49.320 does that time when everyone thought Lil Flip had AIDS 0:04:49.360 --> 0:04:52.359 County we. 0:04:52.520 --> 0:04:55.640 Just jump in here? Yes, it does very much. 0:04:56.480 --> 0:04:58.800 I was like, is that too black to be? Like, 0:04:59.040 --> 0:05:01.720 remember when everybody like little Flip got AIDS? 0:05:01.960 --> 0:05:05.080 But we we did an episode about little bow Wow 0:05:05.200 --> 0:05:09.200 being molested by his driver. Nothing is that? Yeah right, 0:05:09.400 --> 0:05:12.120 nothing is two black or off limits for this sick 0:05:12.240 --> 0:05:13.440 Sick podcast. 0:05:13.640 --> 0:05:15.880 Yeah yeah, but I'm glad we landed on something that 0:05:16.120 --> 0:05:20.520 definitely really intersected with my my life, my upbringing in 0:05:20.560 --> 0:05:21.480 an intense way. 0:05:21.520 --> 0:05:25.200 So yeah, yeah, anyway, I'm really glad you're here. And 0:05:25.880 --> 0:05:27.720 I think I speak for both of us. We were 0:05:27.760 --> 0:05:33.880 both we both screamed with joy at the at the 0:05:34.360 --> 0:05:36.480 as soon as it was sent over, we were like, yes, 0:05:36.720 --> 0:05:38.360 this is this is tight. 0:05:39.400 --> 0:05:44.960 Yeah yeah, universal, I feel like, yeah, this is everybody 0:05:45.160 --> 0:05:47.119 maybe has heard about what we're going to talk about. 0:05:47.360 --> 0:05:49.960 I don't know, Bory, I don't want to jump the 0:05:50.000 --> 0:05:52.719 gun here. But had you heard about this before? It 0:05:52.839 --> 0:05:55.960 had before this, I had heard about it retroactively. So 0:05:56.080 --> 0:05:58.559 at the time I did not hear about it because 0:05:58.600 --> 0:06:06.240 I was not sexually awoken at the time. I was 0:06:06.279 --> 0:06:09.919 still trying to see a titty. Okay, yeah, so I wasn't. 0:06:10.040 --> 0:06:12.080 I wasn't. This was this was advanced for me. 0:06:12.160 --> 0:06:14.280 This would have been This would have been a bit 0:06:14.320 --> 0:06:19.479 of a au tournament you had no business competing in. 0:06:19.720 --> 0:06:22.120 And also, if I'm gonna be honest, I was trying 0:06:22.120 --> 0:06:24.320 to impress you, guys. I was trying to feel a titty. 0:06:24.600 --> 0:06:26.920 I don't know why I did that. That was crazy. 0:06:27.040 --> 0:06:30.200 I was not even looking at it was beyond your. 0:06:30.279 --> 0:06:34.440 I was There was no situation that would have shown me. 0:06:35.400 --> 0:06:46.120 No, no, well, we shouldn't dilly or dally any any 0:06:46.160 --> 0:06:49.960 further miles your conspiracy. You said, my mama told me 0:06:52.279 --> 0:06:54.120 brainbow parties are rehab. 0:06:57.680 --> 0:06:58.159 Mm hmm. 0:06:58.560 --> 0:07:04.240 Come on, okay, yeah, first first, and I'll leave it 0:07:04.320 --> 0:07:07.920 on your shoulders to explain to our sweet listeners or 0:07:08.040 --> 0:07:10.760 good Christians. Yes, yes, yes, I want to remind you 0:07:10.880 --> 0:07:12.320 this is a Christian podcast. 0:07:12.320 --> 0:07:14.960 Absolutely for my absolutely do it. 0:07:18.040 --> 0:07:18.240 There. 0:07:18.280 --> 0:07:23.200 It is that christ drop real quick, Yeah, remind our. 0:07:23.120 --> 0:07:26.240 Sweet Christian listeners what a rainbow party is. 0:07:26.560 --> 0:07:29.520 Yes, yes, so children of God gather around, because I 0:07:29.560 --> 0:07:33.080 would love to bless you with the knowledge of the 0:07:33.160 --> 0:07:37.720 rainbow party. So I'll first talk about the way I 0:07:37.760 --> 0:07:41.440 heard it. I was probably in ninth or tenth grade, 0:07:41.960 --> 0:07:44.880 and somebody goes, hey, man, you hear about these rainbow parties, 0:07:45.680 --> 0:07:47.960 Like some dude, yeah, yeah. It's like my friend who's 0:07:48.000 --> 0:07:53.640 also a vergent rainbow, rubbing his hands together, and You're 0:07:53.680 --> 0:07:57.000 like being like that, man, yeah, like why are you 0:07:57.080 --> 0:08:00.080 doing the bird man, like rubbing your books like that. 0:08:00.120 --> 0:08:03.280 You heard about these rainbow parties. So I was like, no, 0:08:03.360 --> 0:08:04.840 what the fuck are you talking about? And he's like, So, 0:08:04.960 --> 0:08:07.200 you know over at Grant High School, you know, my 0:08:07.280 --> 0:08:09.360 cousin goes there. They say they do this thing where 0:08:09.880 --> 0:08:12.520 all the ladies they put a different shade of lipstick on, 0:08:12.800 --> 0:08:15.160 and then all the dudes are at this party and 0:08:15.520 --> 0:08:19.640 each person has they take turns, someone gives them a 0:08:19.680 --> 0:08:22.200 blow job and puts the lipstick on their dick, and 0:08:22.240 --> 0:08:24.760 then at the end, all the different shades of lipstick 0:08:24.800 --> 0:08:26.720 that are being warned by the people at the party 0:08:27.080 --> 0:08:29.640 give you like a rainbow colored dick and then then 0:08:29.720 --> 0:08:31.960 that's what that's what a rainbow party is. And I 0:08:32.000 --> 0:08:35.559 was like, say, less I believe it? Like why is 0:08:35.600 --> 0:08:38.319 it happening here? Like I need to believe that this 0:08:38.480 --> 0:08:38.800 is real? 0:08:38.960 --> 0:08:40.920 Yes, you had me at all the girls? 0:08:41.040 --> 0:08:46.600 Yeah yeah, yeah, like in one place and they don't 0:08:46.640 --> 0:08:48.520 care if I have if my braces aren't off yet. 0:08:49.640 --> 0:08:50.600 Oh shit, you. 0:08:50.559 --> 0:08:53.800 Know, yo sweet, even the ones with low self esteem. 0:08:56.960 --> 0:08:58.760 It sounds like my kind of vibes. 0:08:59.120 --> 0:09:00.640 Yeah, absolutely played. 0:09:01.000 --> 0:09:02.640 Shout out to all the dudes waiting to get their 0:09:03.280 --> 0:09:06.800 braces off for that first Oh yeah, it's just like 0:09:06.840 --> 0:09:07.679 this summer is. 0:09:08.880 --> 0:09:16.440 It's over for y'all math tutors these braces off. So yeah, 0:09:16.480 --> 0:09:19.640 that was like the theory was basically an oral sex 0:09:19.679 --> 0:09:22.760 party where all the ladies wear different shades of lipstick 0:09:22.840 --> 0:09:25.559 and whoever has the most shades collected on their penis 0:09:25.880 --> 0:09:28.360 I guess winds or whatever. And there was never really 0:09:28.360 --> 0:09:30.600 like an outcome or to be like and it's like 0:09:30.640 --> 0:09:35.120 a chromatic mess on your shaft and that was like 0:09:35.280 --> 0:09:38.120 enough for everybody be like yep, yeah, and. 0:09:38.080 --> 0:09:40.560 We leave little alcohol wipes out the doors so you 0:09:40.600 --> 0:09:43.680 can get the makeup off. Is it exactly a very 0:09:43.679 --> 0:09:44.640 efficient party. 0:09:44.880 --> 0:09:45.720 Yeah. Absolutely. 0:09:46.000 --> 0:09:51.520 I admittedly had never heard this until yesterday. Oh really, 0:09:51.840 --> 0:09:54.240 I don't think that I was at all away of 0:09:54.320 --> 0:09:57.240 Rainbow parties, if I'm being completely honest, until the Scots 0:09:57.240 --> 0:09:57.720 sent over. 0:09:57.920 --> 0:10:00.640 It's wild because I'm pretty sure like I sort of 0:10:00.760 --> 0:10:03.080 was looking by doing my own research too on it. 0:10:03.160 --> 0:10:05.240 And it's wild because I'm pretty sure the time, the 0:10:05.280 --> 0:10:07.960 point at which I heard about it predates even like 0:10:08.040 --> 0:10:13.680 the official introduction of this into like the written the 0:10:13.679 --> 0:10:14.600 written word of God. 0:10:16.440 --> 0:10:16.640 Yeah. 0:10:16.720 --> 0:10:18.160 Yeah, it was just like one of those. It was 0:10:18.200 --> 0:10:19.720 just like one of those things like you know, Marilyn 0:10:19.760 --> 0:10:22.319 Manson had a rib removed his own dick, you know 0:10:22.360 --> 0:10:24.199 what I mean, Or like little Kim had to get 0:10:24.200 --> 0:10:26.640 her pump, her stomach pump because she was giving so 0:10:26.720 --> 0:10:28.679 much head Like it was sort of like in that 0:10:28.720 --> 0:10:31.240 sort of school of just shit people would say but 0:10:31.280 --> 0:10:34.000 no one had proof for. But because you're ignorant and 0:10:34.080 --> 0:10:37.200 young and the virgin, you're like, absolutely. 0:10:36.679 --> 0:10:40.320 I think you mean the general topics for this podcast, Yeah, yes, sorry, 0:10:41.080 --> 0:10:43.520 all of our regular subject matter. 0:10:43.960 --> 0:10:46.600 Yes, yes, yes, but the stomach pump thing was always 0:10:46.600 --> 0:10:48.480 like someone they would map on a different person like 0:10:48.520 --> 0:10:49.520 at the time, because. 0:10:51.240 --> 0:10:53.760 I heard it with local girls a cup one time 0:10:53.760 --> 0:10:56.400 in high school. They said that this girl, who in 0:10:56.520 --> 0:10:59.040 fact was I got along dick. They said that she 0:10:59.080 --> 0:11:01.760 had had to get her stomach pump. Yeah. 0:11:01.240 --> 0:11:05.760 I think when you talk to white people, it's a 0:11:05.880 --> 0:11:09.320 very different person than Lil Kim. It's I can't remember 0:11:09.360 --> 0:11:10.640 who their person is. 0:11:11.040 --> 0:11:13.000 Oh, I wonder who it would be if it was not. 0:11:13.640 --> 0:11:18.560 It's like Madonna or some ship or like, yeah, Nancy 0:11:18.600 --> 0:11:19.680 Reagan or something. 0:11:21.800 --> 0:11:21.920 Was. 0:11:24.200 --> 0:11:27.000 Oh that's right, Justin's right, he said. I think white 0:11:27.040 --> 0:11:33.320 people think it's Rod Stewart is the white people version 0:11:33.480 --> 0:11:36.440 of sucking Dix until he had to get his stomach pump. 0:11:36.520 --> 0:11:38.640 And I don't even know if Rod Stuart was sucking dicks. 0:11:38.679 --> 0:11:43.160 I think they were just calling him very very gay. 0:11:42.440 --> 0:11:47.640 Right, that hair, that's the Magi made guy, right. 0:11:48.160 --> 0:11:50.800 Yeah, yeah, I know him from a. 0:11:52.880 --> 0:11:57.720 Yeah yeah I thought so. But but that's why, that's why, 0:11:57.880 --> 0:12:00.760 that's why that ship is so fucking slander you know, right? 0:12:00.920 --> 0:12:04.880 Yeah, like come on, no, man exactly, not noted pussy 0:12:04.960 --> 0:12:06.760 enthusiast Rock Stewart's Stuart. 0:12:07.040 --> 0:12:11.120 You could you're upending my world, right, yeah? But yeah, no, 0:12:11.160 --> 0:12:14.079 I mean it's interesting though, too, because I think whether 0:12:14.280 --> 0:12:16.400 you are like you either probably heard it as like 0:12:16.440 --> 0:12:19.520 a local myth or I think the thing that really 0:12:19.559 --> 0:12:21.640 mainstreamed it was like once it got on TV and 0:12:21.640 --> 0:12:25.040 shit and then became like this gigantic like moral panic. 0:12:25.200 --> 0:12:25.640 Especially. 0:12:25.640 --> 0:12:27.160 I think maybe it might have happened because I was 0:12:27.200 --> 0:12:30.760 going to like Christian and Catholic school when I was younger, 0:12:31.200 --> 0:12:33.240 and it feels like that's kind of like the world 0:12:33.280 --> 0:12:36.640 in which those kinds of like moral sexual panic kind 0:12:36.679 --> 0:12:38.640 of conspiracy theories like really take hold. 0:12:39.200 --> 0:12:42.000 Yeah, are we it's just to time it out? Are 0:12:42.000 --> 0:12:44.440 we sick? Because for me, in my mind, this is 0:12:44.440 --> 0:12:46.760 like a turn of the century. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I 0:12:46.840 --> 0:12:50.640 got do nine two thousand, two thousand and one time period. 0:12:50.720 --> 0:12:53.199 I graduated high school two thousand and three, okay, And 0:12:53.440 --> 0:12:56.200 I would say this is around like I don't want 0:12:56.240 --> 0:12:57.920 to put it all on nine eleven, but I feel 0:12:57.960 --> 0:13:00.720 like it was around nine to eleven when I first 0:13:00.760 --> 0:13:03.880 started hearing it, Like my sophomore or junior rish year 0:13:04.760 --> 0:13:05.160 saw the. 0:13:05.240 --> 0:13:10.000 Terrorist one, this is MISDI. They were like, well, we'll 0:13:10.040 --> 0:13:12.360 knock down the towers and they'll get us back for that, 0:13:12.440 --> 0:13:14.520 but they'll never get us back for what we do 0:13:14.640 --> 0:13:16.480 to their girls. 0:13:18.080 --> 0:13:21.360 I also, I mean, now that we're just openly discussed, 0:13:21.440 --> 0:13:25.760 here's my question about it. Always was like, so afterwards, 0:13:25.800 --> 0:13:28.480 you're at a party where all these girls are sucking dick, 0:13:29.960 --> 0:13:34.400 then you show everybody your dick to prove that it 0:13:34.520 --> 0:13:36.760 got sucked by all these girls. That was the reason 0:13:36.800 --> 0:13:38.080 everybody came to the party. 0:13:38.360 --> 0:13:41.480 Well, I guess that that's a question I have immediately. 0:13:41.640 --> 0:13:46.120 Is is the expectation that I show my dick afterwards? 0:13:46.240 --> 0:13:48.280 Or is the expectation that I just go home with 0:13:48.320 --> 0:13:50.880 a cool goodie bag of rainbow. 0:13:51.320 --> 0:13:54.280 Or like a rainbow sticker somebody puts on your sweatshirt. Yeah, 0:13:55.559 --> 0:13:55.960 I didn't know. 0:13:56.000 --> 0:13:59.079 I had to like verify it with the boys to 0:13:59.080 --> 0:13:59.800 to I. 0:13:59.720 --> 0:14:03.120 Think, Okay, maybe I'm a weirdo sports. 0:14:04.800 --> 0:14:06.680 I think that's what makes it kind of fall apart, 0:14:06.720 --> 0:14:08.880 because when you really think about it too, like even 0:14:08.920 --> 0:14:11.840 the idea that it would like leave a rainbow, You're like, 0:14:12.080 --> 0:14:15.800 I'm sorry, what technique is being used during the filatio that, Like, 0:14:16.200 --> 0:14:20.000 are you just going like stamping rings around? 0:14:22.160 --> 0:14:22.400 Yeah? 0:14:24.440 --> 0:14:28.000 Yeah, we're talking a grateful dead T shirt more than 0:14:28.040 --> 0:14:29.880 anything a rainbow. 0:14:30.240 --> 0:14:32.800 I'm gonna say, I think this is a little racist, 0:14:34.960 --> 0:14:38.080 say more, my dick is probably only gonna reflect maybe 0:14:38.160 --> 0:14:41.040 the reds okay, and you know what I'm saying, It's 0:14:41.040 --> 0:14:52.280 not gonna look like that. It's gonna look like mud. Yeah. Yeah, 0:14:52.320 --> 0:14:54.240 you don't know, mud mark. 0:14:54.280 --> 0:14:56.640 Maybe we should start that one. Yeah, that one out there, 0:14:56.680 --> 0:14:59.240 like you all into a mud party. 0:14:58.880 --> 0:15:01.040 Or like the color when you mix all the SODA's 0:15:01.720 --> 0:15:05.560 the graveyard or swamp water. Yeah, it's not gonna look 0:15:05.640 --> 0:15:07.320 like it's not gonna look like a rainbow. 0:15:07.560 --> 0:15:09.760 No, No, it'll end up being I think at the 0:15:09.840 --> 0:15:11.760 end of the day, with all of the colors of 0:15:11.800 --> 0:15:14.320 the spectrum there, it will just it'll net out to 0:15:14.400 --> 0:15:16.000 some kind of brownish green. 0:15:16.200 --> 0:15:18.320 I feel like, yeah, it's gonna be it's gonna make 0:15:18.320 --> 0:15:19.280 your penis look pretty. 0:15:19.280 --> 0:15:21.600 But again that's not the important part, because I think 0:15:21.640 --> 0:15:23.720 it was just merely the face. I think for young 0:15:23.840 --> 0:15:26.160 boat like men, boys and kids in high school, it 0:15:26.200 --> 0:15:29.520 was like the idea that there were so many willing 0:15:29.720 --> 0:15:33.680 participants in like sexual activity was like like everything else 0:15:33.760 --> 0:15:35.680 be damned. You're like, oh man, I'm not gonna show 0:15:35.720 --> 0:15:37.800 anybody my dick. I don't even shower in front of y'all. 0:15:38.080 --> 0:15:41.080 Yeah, I was just gonna say, these poor women have 0:15:41.160 --> 0:15:43.200 to come to the party, no Eve, either have to 0:15:43.360 --> 0:15:46.120 suck ten eager dicks. They also have to keep putting 0:15:46.160 --> 0:15:46.920 on their makeup. 0:15:48.760 --> 0:15:50.200 A lot of labor involved. 0:15:49.960 --> 0:15:52.560 A lot of Yeah what what what do they get 0:15:52.680 --> 0:15:53.840 from the Rainbow party? 0:15:54.760 --> 0:15:56.880 Hey? You know what? And I'm not I'm not trying 0:15:56.920 --> 0:15:59.160 to think that far ahead, David, because I just want 0:15:59.240 --> 0:16:01.480 to know that there is such a thing. It don't 0:16:01.520 --> 0:16:04.080 make me examine it any further because it starts falling apart. 0:16:04.640 --> 0:16:08.480 I would encourage us not to underestimate the camaraderie you 0:16:08.560 --> 0:16:13.280 probably build right bye by sucking that many of the 0:16:13.320 --> 0:16:16.960 same dicks with your with your dearest friends, there's probably 0:16:17.000 --> 0:16:20.240 a bond yeah, that will never be broken when you 0:16:20.280 --> 0:16:22.640 share that kind of closeness with the person. 0:16:22.720 --> 0:16:26.600 Absolutely, almost like a sisterhood of the traveling Pants. 0:16:26.600 --> 0:16:29.960 Almost like a d Day landing, but a different kind 0:16:30.000 --> 0:16:32.000 of Dyeah, it's the same. 0:16:32.160 --> 0:16:34.880 I've never experienced it, but like the same as like 0:16:34.960 --> 0:16:38.720 dudes who run trains together. I think I love my cousin. 0:16:39.080 --> 0:16:42.440 Yeah, like no, he's a good dude. 0:16:42.160 --> 0:16:45.160 And you're like, nah, I don't know you guys are 0:16:45.200 --> 0:16:45.920 doing that anyway? 0:16:46.160 --> 0:16:48.880 Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's don't admit that so open. 0:16:49.160 --> 0:16:51.360 Its like maybe you just did a bad thing and 0:16:51.440 --> 0:16:52.600 now you're bond. 0:16:53.440 --> 0:16:56.960 Yeah, for the reason for you you you both have 0:16:57.120 --> 0:16:59.560 something you don't want to bring up to Grandma and Thanksgiving. 0:17:01.760 --> 0:17:05.640 I will say that that when you initiated this conversation 0:17:05.680 --> 0:17:08.200 about the Rainbow Parties, while it was my first time 0:17:08.240 --> 0:17:12.600 hearing it, you also sent over a correlating Reddit thread 0:17:13.000 --> 0:17:18.800 that featured an Oprah episode where Oprah addresses this rumor. 0:17:19.240 --> 0:17:21.800 And this is a first for our podcast, I would say, 0:17:21.880 --> 0:17:25.119 because Oprah comes up on this podcast a lot, like 0:17:25.240 --> 0:17:29.520 a lot a lot of supposed episodes of Oprah where 0:17:29.560 --> 0:17:34.040 these conspiracies are often born, and this is the first 0:17:34.080 --> 0:17:39.400 time where the episode actually exists where we have real 0:17:39.480 --> 0:17:41.679 evidence of this episode. And what I would love to 0:17:41.720 --> 0:17:44.720 do is maybe watch that clip together and we can 0:17:44.760 --> 0:17:46.720 pause and talk shit in between. 0:17:46.760 --> 0:17:47.679 As the whole thing is. 0:17:47.960 --> 0:17:50.800 Yeah, like this, the whole the segment is wild because 0:17:50.840 --> 0:17:54.400 it's not just it's like this, I don't know. Panic 0:17:54.520 --> 0:17:57.399 monger woman comes on to be like, it's let me, 0:17:57.520 --> 0:18:00.159 let me go through some phrases and tell me if 0:18:00.200 --> 0:18:00.840 you've heard of these. 0:18:00.920 --> 0:18:03.000 No, she gives us, she gives us a lot to 0:18:03.080 --> 0:18:05.080 work with here. Yeah, so let's watch it. 0:18:05.400 --> 0:18:08.879 Everybody has another light that your parent. 0:18:09.359 --> 0:18:13.040 Wait what second? Not you know what second before we 0:18:13.080 --> 0:18:16.600 even get in? Are they also you guys need to 0:18:16.640 --> 0:18:23.119 know that it says toss salad, and yes that's important. 0:18:24.040 --> 0:18:29.080 Yes, no. Watching this shit unfold in front of the 0:18:29.160 --> 0:18:32.720 audience is fucking wild because they had like two thousand 0:18:32.720 --> 0:18:33.880 and five or some shit. 0:18:34.119 --> 0:18:37.240 It also, it is truly I used to think that 0:18:37.320 --> 0:18:40.680 these audiences were completely casted and like, who are these 0:18:40.800 --> 0:18:43.920 these women that that would want this? But then you 0:18:44.000 --> 0:18:48.880 see their reactions and they genuinely are hearing about tossing 0:18:49.000 --> 0:18:50.919 salad for the first time. 0:18:51.400 --> 0:18:53.720 And it's like, come on, you didn't watch Chris Rock before, 0:18:53.720 --> 0:18:54.680 you didn't stand. 0:18:54.520 --> 0:18:55.080 Up before this? 0:18:55.200 --> 0:18:56.639 Like yeah, up on that already? 0:18:56.920 --> 0:18:58.320 So crazy to see. 0:18:58.760 --> 0:19:02.560 Yeah, okay, so here here we go. Anyways, onward with 0:19:02.800 --> 0:19:04.600 the educational video. 0:19:05.080 --> 0:19:08.600 You know, having you know, sex after school, right, but 0:19:08.720 --> 0:19:11.119 everybody has another life. You know, the way your friends 0:19:11.160 --> 0:19:12.960 know you is not the way your parents. 0:19:12.640 --> 0:19:14.280 Know you, right, correct? 0:19:14.359 --> 0:19:18.280 Yeah, so you say, let's talk about the secret language, Michelle, Yes. 0:19:21.520 --> 0:19:22.720 This secret language. 0:19:22.720 --> 0:19:26.360 It is so funny for acts like she's not fucking 0:19:26.640 --> 0:19:27.240 I hate that. 0:19:28.640 --> 0:19:32.120 Yeah, that is I don't like that at all. 0:19:32.359 --> 0:19:34.840 Like you weren't ever a horny teenager. You gotta be 0:19:34.920 --> 0:19:36.200 an adult about that. 0:19:36.440 --> 0:19:39.560 But more of this, like you've had Stedman as a 0:19:39.640 --> 0:19:42.639 side piece for forty years. 0:19:42.400 --> 0:19:43.440 You we beard? 0:19:43.920 --> 0:19:46.080 Yeah, you telling me this, motherfucker, I ain't never had 0:19:46.119 --> 0:19:48.879 to do something weird to you to come on to 0:19:48.960 --> 0:19:50.280 keep the side house going. 0:19:50.440 --> 0:19:52.600 You don't make him. You don't make him film you 0:19:52.680 --> 0:19:53.880 and Gails sometimes. 0:19:54.440 --> 0:19:58.199 Yeah, you just watch her things. I think it's important. 0:19:58.200 --> 0:20:00.240 Maybe we watch her face as these things are plain 0:20:00.280 --> 0:20:05.199 to see if she like feigns ignorance or like or 0:20:05.240 --> 0:20:09.399 she's like, here we go. 0:20:09.560 --> 0:20:10.520 I didn't know any of that. 0:20:10.680 --> 0:20:17.440 Yeah, I've got amatos. 0:20:17.640 --> 0:20:19.719 Okay, so what is a salad? 0:20:20.040 --> 0:20:20.240 Top? 0:20:20.320 --> 0:20:22.439 Salad is long to your underwear? 0:20:22.440 --> 0:20:22.880 For this one? 0:20:23.320 --> 0:20:30.320 Oral, Okay, let's just pause right there, because she tells 0:20:30.400 --> 0:20:34.680 us to hold on to our underwear, which isn't a 0:20:34.720 --> 0:20:35.800 common phrase. 0:20:36.440 --> 0:20:37.760 I'm not familiar with this idiom. 0:20:39.680 --> 0:20:43.359 It certainly has it rings of other phrases that are 0:20:43.440 --> 0:20:45.440 more you know what I mean, that are correct. But 0:20:45.600 --> 0:20:47.920 she goes, hold on, you're gonna want to hold onto 0:20:47.960 --> 0:20:50.440 your underwear for this one? And I thought the audience 0:20:50.480 --> 0:20:52.640 would laugh at her saying that, but they did, they 0:20:52.640 --> 0:20:55.520 in fact held their underwear. And then she tells them 0:20:55.560 --> 0:20:58.200 what salad. Well, I won't beat it. 0:20:57.840 --> 0:21:00.159 Because she knows they're about to burst out of them 0:21:01.600 --> 0:21:04.800 because they're so excited here and they talking about tom 0:21:04.920 --> 0:21:05.440 salad on. 0:21:05.440 --> 0:21:09.119 That BC salad and scrambled eys. 0:21:10.000 --> 0:21:12.359