Speaker 1: Vince Bond said that he would come on the show.
Speaker 1: This was when we first started, two years ago, whatever
Speaker 1: it was. Since then he has not not responded to
Speaker 1: any of my inquiries. Calm down with Aaron and Karrissa
Speaker 1: is a production of I heart radio. Welcome everybody to
Speaker 1: the calm down podcast. We had a question earlier on
Speaker 1: our pregame show. What do we do on our day off? Well,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what I'm waiting for. I'm waiting for
Speaker 1: the garage guy to come and fix our garage door
Speaker 1: that's broken. Can't get my car out of Uber to
Speaker 1: a lunch dinner and I'm at all also have to
Speaker 1: call about apparently a gas leak, that people smell gas
Speaker 1: outside our house. What do you do on your game?
Speaker 1: But here's the thing. I did smell it really fast
Speaker 1: and then I ran inside to tell my husband I
Speaker 1: smelled it, because somebody came the other day and was like,
Speaker 1: m I don't smell it, and then so I just
Speaker 1: walked outside and I was like yeah, I kind of
Speaker 1: smell it, and then five minutes later I went out
Speaker 1: there and I don't smell it again. So in the
Speaker 1: hill is going on? Is that US? Is that them?
Speaker 1: What's going on? Blow a gas it? I'm gonna tell you.
Speaker 1: At that situation of at the Lake House. So I
Speaker 1: have this small little shack of the lake house, and
Speaker 1: Sweet Jen, our girlfriend Jen Green, went and stayed at
Speaker 1: it for New Year's Eve. She smelled gas. Called the
Speaker 1: gas company. Thank God she had the wherewithal to do this.
Speaker 1: I had just done the remodel. They didn't close. Some
Speaker 1: kind of valve or something that like that. The gas
Speaker 1: company comes and it was like off the Richter scale
Speaker 1: in terms of they were like, if you had waited
Speaker 1: like thirty minutes longer, this house would have blown up.
Speaker 1: Like that's so scary. Do not mess with gas leaks.
Speaker 1: Like have everyone out there to fix that. That's really
Speaker 1: I don't like that. Okay, so literally, just text me.
Speaker 1: I know our our contracts are just texting me and
Speaker 1: he goes. I swear to God, I'm here and I
Speaker 1: don't smell it, but I smelt it and then I went.
Speaker 1: So I don't know what to do. I'm gonna call
Speaker 1: just good, good girl, because we don't need to which,
Speaker 1: by the way, we're just gonna jump right into it.
Speaker 1: Speaking of safety, this driver falling asleep at the wheel
Speaker 1: took on a life of its own and I this
Speaker 1: is just you and I talking. All of a sudden
Speaker 1: I go New York Post has picked up the story.
Speaker 1: Thank God you are alive and here to tell us
Speaker 1: about it. So, for those of you that didn't know
Speaker 1: what happened, Aaron had they gave me a standing ovation
Speaker 1: at the Super Dome this weekend and alive and here
Speaker 1: with us today, Aaron. Sharon hasn't had a driver to
Speaker 1: take her from Chicago to Green Bay who fell asleep
Speaker 1: while driving. But it was a hole to do and terrifying.
Speaker 1: I don't know how you stayed in that car. Good
Speaker 1: for you, but what else was the fallout and were
Speaker 1: you surprised by the reaction? I was. Our producer texted
Speaker 1: me and sent me the story and I just thought
Speaker 1: two things. That ship. I hadn't told my dad, who
Speaker 1: did text me a couple of hours later and said, well,
Speaker 1: I don't want to read about this ever again. Why
Speaker 1: didn't you get out of the car? And I was
Speaker 1: like Dad, I had Matt Lafleur and Joe Barry on calls,
Speaker 1: and then, of course I didn't want to say anything
Speaker 1: because I didn't want to Piss Fox off. Even though
Speaker 1: I know they're so great about everything. But you know,
Speaker 1: there's always the whole don't be a diva thing that
Speaker 1: you have to think like. Being a diva is calling
Speaker 1: and being like my driver's asleep at the wheel, like
Speaker 1: you're not requesting a writer with the green m and
Speaker 1: M's and your dressing room. God, safety first. I'm not
Speaker 1: asking for yeah. So, anyways, and I did. I got
Speaker 1: a ton of text messages. Several players walked up to
Speaker 1: me on Sunday. I was like, Dude, I heard about
Speaker 1: your story and I was like, while it was dramatic,
Speaker 1: I did feel like the whole headlines maybe out of
Speaker 1: it on twitter or whatever. I'll say Aaron Andrews Escapes Debt. Okay,
Speaker 1: you know what. I'm not holding. I wasn't taken under
Speaker 1: by a great white or an alligator in a swamp
Speaker 1: and I rolled him into a ball. And you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. Like who, we're good. I got the
Speaker 1: guy a coffee, we got you know, we're fine. Any yes, well,
Speaker 1: that would be traumatic, and the fact that you bought
Speaker 1: him of coffee is like says more about you your
Speaker 1: you owe me three dollars and I won't be tipping.
Speaker 1: I got a whole thing about the tipping, though, on
Speaker 1: that situation, because it's the same. It's the same thing
Speaker 1: on the room service. Okay, when the room service UMS
Speaker 1: it already says gratuity included. Well, now, though, they leave
Speaker 1: that extra line for extra gratuity, and I'm sorry. Like
Speaker 1: as again, I always feel like after preface this. I've
Speaker 1: been a hostess, I've been a waitress, I've been a bartender.
Speaker 1: I get the service industry, but you already allotted yourself
Speaker 1: the gratuity. You didn't even give me a chance to
Speaker 1: give you what I think you deserved for the prompt service,
Speaker 1: for this, this and that. So I'm gonna Throw Zeros
Speaker 1: in there. Why are we getting more gratuity? It's already there,
Speaker 1: it's already built it and, by the way, the building
Speaker 1: gratuity is like that's fifteen, standard, twenty if you're good.
Speaker 1: This is actually a great thing to bring up. I
Speaker 1: feel the exact same way, but I always feel bad.
Speaker 1: I always feel like when they come to my room
Speaker 1: because we've discussed four bowls of grits this weekend. I'm
Speaker 1: a room service GAL. I Love Room Service in New Orleans.
Speaker 1: I love you. Let me here's the story and then
Speaker 1: we'll get back to the gratuity. Writing it down. TIP
Speaker 1: The lady at our hotel in New Orleans. I tell
Speaker 1: her every time she is the best s room service taker.
Speaker 1: She has been there for years. I call up, I
Speaker 1: have a lady morning. How I don't have a lady there.
Speaker 1: I am being a diva. She's there, lady, you pick
Speaker 1: up the phone. Hello, I don't need to answer. How many?
Speaker 1: Like go through the whole thing. Uh. What do you
Speaker 1: want for your eggs? She's like. I'm like, Hey, how
Speaker 1: are you? I'd love can I get some breakfast please? Sure,
Speaker 1: how many? One? What do you need? I'd love the
Speaker 1: All American breakfast. What kind of eggs scrambled? What kind
Speaker 1: of meat breaking? What kind of toast wheat? Do you want?
Speaker 1: Coffee or teat? Coffee? What about cream? Oh, perfect, we'll
Speaker 1: see you in twenty minutes. I love her so much.
Speaker 1: She is a NASCAR pist. I'm into that. I'm into efficiency,
Speaker 1: so on it. The thing about the tipping is that
Speaker 1: I will say, I will highlight, I'll say, oh, it
Speaker 1: looks like gratuity is already included, and they'll say yes,
Speaker 1: like I hope, but I feel so bad. Okay, well,
Speaker 1: you're nicer than I am because I don't feel bad
Speaker 1: because you're already getting the gratuity and I I always
Speaker 1: tip if it's not already included. But if it's included,
Speaker 1: then I'm I can't be. I can't just be yeah,
Speaker 1: why do I feel bad? It's already including. It's I
Speaker 1: know you're you're there are things. You're a very nice person,
Speaker 1: but there are things where I'm like, yeah, don't feel bad.
Speaker 1: You also feel bad about things like asking people for
Speaker 1: things that are part of your job, but that's neither
Speaker 1: here nor there. You know what I mean. I do
Speaker 1: um because there is, as you know, always this side
Speaker 1: conversation that you and I deal with a lot. There's
Speaker 1: always preconceived notions about is she a bitch, is she
Speaker 1: a lot, is she a diva? And then it's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I look bitch about some things, and one of the
Speaker 1: biggest things is like getting it right, which you you
Speaker 1: obviously relate to and understand. You put a lot of
Speaker 1: time and effort in. You don't want to be embarrassed,
Speaker 1: you want things to go smoothly. My travel, yes, with
Speaker 1: certain things, because certain things have happened to me in
Speaker 1: my life also too, I believe, like I've been on
Speaker 1: the road four days out of the week. Like you
Speaker 1: have shitty sleep when you stay in a Shitty hotel. Blah, blah, blah, whatever.
Speaker 1: Thankful for Fox. Our travel arrangements are always so wonderful.
Speaker 1: I'm grateful for our travel department. They're so great. How
Speaker 1: many times can I say great? Anyway, Um, but yeah,
Speaker 1: I do think you don't want someone walking in your
Speaker 1: room and you're like, I don't know, just talking bad
Speaker 1: about you. I read something, I think it was Hillary Duff.
Speaker 1: Maybe this was seventeen magazine. She used to talk about
Speaker 1: all the Times that, like the like, she would go
Speaker 1: to get her hotel room clean. She would feel so
Speaker 1: bad she would make her bed. Oh, but her hotel room.
Speaker 1: I do that a little bit. I will pick up
Speaker 1: before it's like I'll put the towels like in a
Speaker 1: corner or like if there's like trash and stuff everywhere. No,
Speaker 1: and just so we're clear, like I'm all about the tipping,
Speaker 1: but I just I don't think that we should just
Speaker 1: take liberties here and have that extra line. So I'm
Speaker 1: the Asshole who has to write zero when you're already
Speaker 1: getting a tip. Okay, yeah, you're not cheap, so let's dispel.
Speaker 1: I would rather go I'd rather go broke than be
Speaker 1: considered cheap, like I will go above and beyond a
Speaker 1: book title writing this, but I'm gonna go broke at
Speaker 1: this point. I'm going around doing all this extra tipping.
Speaker 1: Here's a tip, give me. Apparently doing well. I oh that.
Speaker 1: We got to get into that in a second, but wait, okay,
Speaker 1: we organized my thoughts because we only have so much time,
Speaker 1: which actually is a bummer, because these podcasts during the
Speaker 1: season should be a lot longer because we have a
Speaker 1: lot more to talk, a lot crazy weekend. We record
Speaker 1: this podcast on Monday, so we have two money night
Speaker 1: games tonight, which I'm looking forward to. I love to
Speaker 1: I love I love football so much. I get so
Speaker 1: excited that there is a game on almost every single night.
Speaker 1: I'm like, it gives me like something'm like, okay, so
Speaker 1: tonight I'm gonna do this. It okay, Psycho. Today that
Speaker 1: I was I was I was like trying on wear
Speaker 1: stuff fore you guys. It's Super C and I put
Speaker 1: on the NFL network and like they're just going through
Speaker 1: stuff in injuries and I'm reading the bottom line. I'm
Speaker 1: supposed to be trying on hoodies and I'm, like I
Speaker 1: just said out loud, the NFL is awesome, like it's
Speaker 1: just awesome. I know, and that's because we only get
Speaker 1: so many weeks of it, because it's the sport that
Speaker 1: only has eighteen weeks, not including playoffs. Okay, so you
Speaker 1: were on there, you had you had a crazy game.
Speaker 1: You were in New Orleans, which is always an awesome place,
Speaker 1: that you didn't say many daring the game greats. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna tell you why there's so many of you guys. Now.
Speaker 1: I got I got four names now. I told my
Speaker 1: career I was like, she's not saying my name and
Speaker 1: it's you know what I'm gonna do? I'M gonna just
Speaker 1: pick which names I want to leave off because I'm
Speaker 1: hard to he'll just throw it back to you when
Speaker 1: you're I can help you. So you're in New Orleans, bucks,
Speaker 1: Saints Crazy, Mike Evans gets ejected, Marshall Lattimore gets ejected.
Speaker 1: What was it like for you on the sidelines? Awesome.
Speaker 1: Being at the superdome is amazing. Anyway. It's just it
Speaker 1: is so loud. I think I had said in one
Speaker 1: of my one of my many I d accounts. The
Speaker 1: tunes they pump pregame are just the best. In New Orleans.
Speaker 1: My sister's calling. I'm going to shut it off. They
Speaker 1: pump so many great tunes it's incredible. And they also
Speaker 1: do this thing where a player requests a tune. You,
Speaker 1: I think you wrote it. You should show Sam the
Speaker 1: whole time. Name that tune. I love you so much
Speaker 1: for saying tune. Are you on American bandstand? Why Year
Speaker 1: is this? Don't you just love the tunes this place?
Speaker 1: Just play. Oh God, I love these tunes. I need
Speaker 1: you to Shom is that still a thing? The Music?
Speaker 1: I need you to make a playlist because I was
Speaker 1: such a good idea. Jarvis had his up there, Tomorio Davis,
Speaker 1: they did. It was so good. Yeah, each guy, they
Speaker 1: had their face up there and all and then it
Speaker 1: said which one it was that and then they come out.
Speaker 1: It's fire and it's it's cool and all that. Um, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's great because I'm always like ten years behind. I'm like, Hey,
Speaker 1: you guys heard this new drake album called views? It's like, okay,
Speaker 1: we are onto the next. I'm so late in music
Speaker 1: that I need to get a new playlist. Music changes everything,
Speaker 1: and the set in the morning. It is seven am.
Speaker 1: I need a little pick me up, like rock jock
Speaker 1: jams now hits hair swing and Aaron. That the the
Speaker 1: music for the Chicago Bulls. Tell me that wouldn't get
Speaker 1: you fired up. So good, so good. So anyways, the
Speaker 1: place was bumping. Obviously both offenses weren't really doing too much.
Speaker 1: Tom Brady throws the surface tablet, you know, he throws
Speaker 1: his helmet. That's always great drama to see. I love it.
Speaker 1: I thinking him fired up, like those shots of him
Speaker 1: being like and I was like, you know what, you
Speaker 1: walk into that huddle and Tom Brady's yelling. I got
Speaker 1: no problem with it, because he's like he demands excellence
Speaker 1: and I am all about that. And don't tell me
Speaker 1: that if you're on the receiving end of that, you're
Speaker 1: not like fun. Yeah, this guy gives a ship. After
Speaker 1: this many years playing this game, I better step up.
Speaker 1: And it's always one of those you know my attention.
Speaker 1: First we're kind of worried. Did he jam his finger?
Speaker 1: What's going on there? I'm always trying to check, you know,
Speaker 1: what his temperature is on the sideline so I can
Speaker 1: tell the guys in the truck. Hey, he's really piste off. Hey,
Speaker 1: he just walked over to the offensive line coach. Hey,
Speaker 1: he's talking to Hanz on the sidelines. I always kind
Speaker 1: of helped them with shots. I feel like I'm a
Speaker 1: CIA agent or a spy. You would be good, but
Speaker 1: there's times like I'm there and I you know, you
Speaker 1: catch his eye and this is after you threw the
Speaker 1: surface tablet and you're like whoops and you're like look
Speaker 1: away really quick because you don't want I do that
Speaker 1: with everyone, Matthew Aaron, like all these guys, because they
Speaker 1: know I'm looking. One time who said, oh, Randall Cop,
Speaker 1: this was so great. He had gotten this is not great.
Speaker 1: He got hurt. He got hurt in the in the
Speaker 1: packers rams game, and I'm like looking over and I
Speaker 1: noticed like he's putting something under his Jersey while he
Speaker 1: had injured himself at that point, and he said to me,
Speaker 1: he goes e a. You freaking knew and he goes.
Speaker 1: You kept staring at me and he was like, I know,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, and I was like, I wouldn't have said
Speaker 1: anything on the broadcast. Until you can't, until the trainers
Speaker 1: obviously clear it and PR says okay to do so,
Speaker 1: but he goes e a, you freaking new and I
Speaker 1: was like I have my little tricks, like I know
Speaker 1: when certain things are going down, you know certain people
Speaker 1: to follow. You know, like I started like kind of
Speaker 1: snooping a little. You know the actions and stuff, and
Speaker 1: he's it is true, and you hate when they catch
Speaker 1: you because you're like but that's an interesting thing though, because,
Speaker 1: and again I know that are are vast audience, is
Speaker 1: in terms of some people like football, some people just
Speaker 1: want to hear US embarrass ourselves. But the idea of
Speaker 1: what you can report and you never want to speculate,
Speaker 1: of course, because once it's out there, it's out there
Speaker 1: and that whole thing not paid for that. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: it just sort of being able to govern yourself, because
Speaker 1: you want to be able to say everything, but you
Speaker 1: also need to protect the player or right. So that
Speaker 1: that fine line. That's I don't that's interesting. Yeah. Well,
Speaker 1: the NFL is a lot different from college and that
Speaker 1: was one thing I had to learn. You know, in
Speaker 1: college I could basically repeat word for word what Tom
Speaker 1: is over screaming to his players, what John Calipari was screaming,
Speaker 1: but in the NFL you're not allowed to do that.
Speaker 1: You kind of have to paraphrase. And with injuries, I
Speaker 1: take two sides of it. I'm a wife. I don't
Speaker 1: want to hear my husband is you know this, this
Speaker 1: and this that I observed. Until that's clear, I just
Speaker 1: I don't want to hear that. I don't need their
Speaker 1: families to worry or any of that. So I'm a
Speaker 1: wife of a guy who used to play and like
Speaker 1: stuff like that would be reported. Also, you can't do
Speaker 1: that in the NFL. You can say so and so
Speaker 1: is receiving medical attention. I did say yesterday there was
Speaker 1: no athletic trainers that came up to Tom Brady and
Speaker 1: looked at his finger. You can do that. And then,
Speaker 1: obviously when Aaron got rocked, we showed the pictures of
Speaker 1: him kind of getting a massage on his neck, like
Speaker 1: moving it around. But yeah, you can't speculate. You'd be
Speaker 1: in big, big trouble or report something that they haven't
Speaker 1: given you confirmation on. Yeah, good rules to follow. So okay.
Speaker 1: So that game was awesome. You've got a big one
Speaker 1: next week. You Got Buck month store game. Yeah, packers
Speaker 1: next week. So I loved both our offenses trying to
Speaker 1: figure it out. Huh? Yeah, but I think that's to
Speaker 1: be expected. I was just excited that they covered. Last night.
Speaker 1: I started chasing in my gambling man, I ate ship
Speaker 1: in those early games, since Wolf Brown's Wolf. I knew
Speaker 1: better than to bet against Tom Brady and I did
Speaker 1: it just because there were so many injuries on the sideline.
Speaker 1: But again, why he's the go is in that defense.
Speaker 1: I mean, come on, Devin White, Devon up, this was
Speaker 1: this defense man better than last back. That defense is
Speaker 1: back and they're happy to about their depth. That's one
Speaker 1: thing that kept saying. You could use that on Amazon.
Speaker 1: A lot of good communication and their depth. They're really,
Speaker 1: really happy about their debt. I love that. Communication is
Speaker 1: this thing on Um. So, yeah, so that's exciting. I
Speaker 1: love everything about that Um. So, so many good Games.
Speaker 1: But also, like the Colts, Oh my God, I didn't
Speaker 1: see that one coming this this into there's so many
Speaker 1: injuries on that side as well. I feel bad for
Speaker 1: Matt Ryan. But at the same time, like Cincinnati, the
Speaker 1: bengals offensive so many questions. It's only week two and
Speaker 1: things are getting good. I know you say that, but
Speaker 1: can you believe, like I thought about it this morning.
Speaker 1: We're about to be at week three. Why we're already
Speaker 1: at week three. Like it goes by your weeks going?
Speaker 1: It does go by really fast. But there's still a
Speaker 1: lot of football to be played. Remember, Sister Fox has
Speaker 1: the Super Bowl this year. Yours truly, not yours truly,
Speaker 1: that one, as I'm putting with me be on the
Speaker 1: sideline for that. Okay, so that was good. We have
Speaker 1: a lot of things that we need to catch up
Speaker 1: with that we teased about last week. Okay, first of all,
Speaker 1: the Amazon debut, like anything, ventulations. Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1: Thank you. So it's Kansas City and the chargers. As expected,
Speaker 1: an incredible atmosphere and arrowhead. It was our first production.
Speaker 1: Like every production, there are things to work out. These
Speaker 1: are you know. I'm not worried about it. This is
Speaker 1: we have the luxury of Fox that Fox has been
Speaker 1: on air for twenty five years. Day One at Fox
Speaker 1: is much different than it is twenty five years later.
Speaker 1: But I was very, very excited for our team and
Speaker 1: guys and women behind the scenes of work, tireless Lee.
Speaker 1: We weren't even supposed to be Amazon wasn't supposed to
Speaker 1: string games until next year. They moved up the whole
Speaker 1: launch date a one year because they wanted to get on.
Speaker 1: So yes, some things to work out, but I'm really excited.
Speaker 1: I'm I can't tell you what an awesome group of
Speaker 1: people like get to travel with every year, every week,
Speaker 1: and you know this better than anyone, when you use
Speaker 1: the time that you spend with these guys like you're
Speaker 1: on the bus together, you're at dinners together, you're grabbing coffee,
Speaker 1: you're in team meetings. So like with Sherman fits and
Speaker 1: Tony and with like awesome, awesome people to be able
Speaker 1: to spend some time with and looking forward to that
Speaker 1: show continuing to get better each and every week. Okay,
Speaker 1: now circling act to the things that we need to
Speaker 1: get caught up on. I was telling you the story
Speaker 1: about the Valet last time. So they lost my car.
Speaker 1: Have you ever had that happen? No, just packages and hotels,
Speaker 1: but go on. Okay, so I D Fox had our whatever,
Speaker 1: our dinner that we have every year with the crew
Speaker 1: and before Friday, right before the first Sunday show, and
Speaker 1: you know you're gonna have a time at it. So
Speaker 1: you did the right thing totally and I just didn't
Speaker 1: have time to go home and drop my car off,
Speaker 1: or I would have done that to begin with. So
Speaker 1: there's gonna be cocktails, I'm gonna Uber Home. So I
Speaker 1: leave the car at the hotel. I go back the
Speaker 1: next day to get it. I don't have the little
Speaker 1: ticket with me. That ticket is somewhere in a clutch
Speaker 1: that's on the bathroom floor, somewhere. I don't know where
Speaker 1: that that I'm lucky that first even made it home. Ladies,
Speaker 1: you know that move. We're in the morning. You're like,
Speaker 1: things are a little foggy and you're going, I hope
Speaker 1: I grabbed my credit card, I hope I got my
Speaker 1: license and I hope that new lip loss I spent on,
Speaker 1: which is an obscene amount of money, but I love
Speaker 1: this damp channel lip glass is in that perse because
Speaker 1: I always lose the expensive ones and the five other
Speaker 1: ones are still around from ten years ago. So I
Speaker 1: go to that purse. I don't know where it is
Speaker 1: with the little ticket. Forget it. Can't find the car.
Speaker 1: What do you mean? You can't find the car? Well,
Speaker 1: do you have the ticket? No, I don't have the ticket.
Speaker 1: This is the kind of car. This is to make.
Speaker 1: The Model I came in last night around four o'clock,
Speaker 1: and I feel like I'm like working with the detective.
Speaker 1: I can't find it. Here's my fingerprint. Thirty minutes is
Speaker 1: going by and I'm like you guys, can I go
Speaker 1: down to where the car is and, like I will
Speaker 1: look for it. They can't find the freaking car. Now
Speaker 1: I'm getting like upset because, and I'm not yelling at
Speaker 1: the Valet, of course, but I'm like you guys, just
Speaker 1: let me go down. I don't understand this. anyways, they
Speaker 1: eventually find the car because it's in a separate parking lot.
Speaker 1: But I want to know, and you guys am curious,
Speaker 1: which we can answer the question on our pregame. has
Speaker 1: anyone actually ever lost the car at the Valet and
Speaker 1: the liability? If you go valet, are they responsible for
Speaker 1: buying you a new car if they can't find I
Speaker 1: would say so. With the problem is you don't have
Speaker 1: this ticket that they need. It's a signfeld episode. You.
Speaker 1: This actually is a Larry thing, as you remember. I
Speaker 1: told you like he would down little stuff or whatever. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's about losing the ticket. You know, when you go
Speaker 1: into a parking garage and it prints the thing out,
Speaker 1: you should just put it right in the Little Cup holder,
Speaker 1: but you don't. You put in the back pocket. Then
Speaker 1: you go to leave now and paying thirty five dollars.
Speaker 1: I've been there five minutes. I can't find the ticket.
Speaker 1: Are you good about keeping track of this thing? I'm
Speaker 1: not even good at keeping track of like I I
Speaker 1: went to a massive meeting Whoa the other day where
Speaker 1: they told me I needed my license to get in.
Speaker 1: I forgot my whole wallet at home and I didn't
Speaker 1: realize until I was five minutes away because I had
Speaker 1: my wallet in another purse I'd use the night before. No,
Speaker 1: I'm not good at okay, good. Who are the people
Speaker 1: that are good at keeping track of those little vallet
Speaker 1: tickets and the parking garage tickets? My Dad, he keeps
Speaker 1: everything in his wallet. That's like this big I don't know.
Speaker 1: I got a lot to work on, so I'm going
Speaker 1: to write that down and chalk it up to it
Speaker 1: was one of them. Well, I mean, you'd have a
Speaker 1: lot to work on if you've driven home from a Fox.
Speaker 1: Oh No, no, no, no, no, no, no, because after
Speaker 1: after my accident, my parents would disown me if I
Speaker 1: ever got behind the wheel of a car. My brother
Speaker 1: and made a decision drink and drive when he was
Speaker 1: much younger and flipped his car and had a lot
Speaker 1: of issues because of it. So thank God he's okay
Speaker 1: and also why we can't have drivers fall asleep at
Speaker 1: the wheel either. Sister. Okay, so that's uh, that was light.
Speaker 1: This is why we do gratitude lists every night. Tyson
Speaker 1: and I were very grateful, but everyone's fine and alive
Speaker 1: and well. Okay. So that's the story about the Valet
Speaker 1: and the lost car. What else? Vince Vaughn? Oh Shit. Okay,
Speaker 1: last episode I talked about how I called out Vince
Speaker 1: Vawn and this is another thing. Is it read receipts
Speaker 1: or read receipts? I still don't know the answer to this,
Speaker 1: because he read it right. That's what I thought, not
Speaker 1: R E D, But are yeah, you get everybody gets it.
Speaker 1: I'm the idiot. Go on. No, no, no, because I
Speaker 1: had this conversation. I said to fits and I was
Speaker 1: telling Ryan Fitzpatrick the story and he goes, is it
Speaker 1: red receipts or read receipts? I go thank you, I
Speaker 1: don't know the answer to that. Okay, catching you up
Speaker 1: quickly on the story. Vince Bawn said that he would
Speaker 1: come on the show. This was when we first started,
Speaker 1: two years ago or whatever it was. Since then he
Speaker 1: has not not responded to any of my inquiries. Uh,
Speaker 1: he's read them, though, but he has read them because
Speaker 1: the red receipts were on. So I got Sassy, had
Speaker 1: a few cocktails, said please come on the show. He
Speaker 1: didn't come on the show. He still didn't respond back
Speaker 1: to the text messages and I was like fine, fine,
Speaker 1: if you don't want to come on. So I was
Speaker 1: telling this story last week on the podcast and then
Speaker 1: I screenshot at the messages that I had sent to
Speaker 1: Vince to show our wonderful producer Ryan the correspondence you guys.
Speaker 1: I screenshot at them and sent them back to Vince Vaughn.
Speaker 1: The fuck I sent back his own messages and I
Speaker 1: was like no, that was your sweat factor, like you
Speaker 1: know that feeling where like you respond on a d
Speaker 1: m about something you shouldn't be saying and it goes
Speaker 1: to that person, which have all so done, and then
Speaker 1: had to triple axel and lets my way out of
Speaker 1: that situation. The second I sent it, I was like, well,
Speaker 1: I didn't realize I I take that back. I didn't
Speaker 1: realize I had sent it to him until Ryan were
Speaker 1: still on our call here afterwards, and Ryan goes. Our
Speaker 1: producer goes, I haven't received him yet. I was like, Oh,
Speaker 1: maybe bad WIFI. They just have it right through. I
Speaker 1: then look and it says Vince Bonn's the last person.
Speaker 1: I was like, I sent them back to him. Now,
Speaker 1: at this point we are in a critical juncture of
Speaker 1: this correspond it's okay. So thank God Steve Comes out.
Speaker 1: Steve Goes, what's going on? I'm freaking out. I said
Speaker 1: I just sent the screenshots back to Vince. I'm trying
Speaker 1: to explain. He goes. You got to say you were
Speaker 1: you were a lerning him for the red receipts. He
Speaker 1: can't go thinking you're just throwing these screenshots around. So good,
Speaker 1: he came up with that. That's so good. That's so good, Steve.
Speaker 1: I would have never thought of it. He goes, you
Speaker 1: need to say right now, six minutes has gone by.
Speaker 1: You need to say that you're letting him know that
Speaker 1: the red receipts were on. He goes, and then you
Speaker 1: need to send him the EMOJI. That goes like this,
Speaker 1: and so I'm doing that, like you're in trouble face.
Speaker 1: I'm doing that now. I'm doing that right exactly. So
Speaker 1: I was like, Oh God, I'm like you, panicking about
Speaker 1: text messages, which we need to get into. So I go,
Speaker 1: fuck funck buck, so I said. I write, I go
Speaker 1: just letting you know your red receipts are on, and
Speaker 1: I do the EMOJI. And now I've dropped the phone.
Speaker 1: I'm freaked out because I've seen he's got the red
Speaker 1: receipts on that. He's seen the screenshots. So now he
Speaker 1: sees that I've sent him the red receipts thing. And
Speaker 1: guess what? I get back? Finally, finally, I get back
Speaker 1: a response from Vince or his assistant. I don't know
Speaker 1: if it's even Vince at this isn't the Middle Finger Emoji.
Speaker 1: It should have been. It should have been, but it
Speaker 1: was a very nice response, being like I would love
Speaker 1: to come on the podcast when x, Y and Z,
Speaker 1: but guess what? I sent him something back. Those red
Speaker 1: receipts were off. The Red receipts are off. there. You're welcome.
Speaker 1: You're welcome, Vince. I just saved maybe your marriage or
Speaker 1: your other friendships or your business relations and ships. I
Speaker 1: don't know what I helped you with, but that is
Speaker 1: reason enough to get on this podcast, because no one
Speaker 1: else had the balls to tell you that those red
Speaker 1: receipts were on. Okay, so, for all you Weirdos out
Speaker 1: there that have those red receipts on, someone needs to
Speaker 1: tell you. And if you have them on and you
Speaker 1: know it, you're a bigger Weirdo. Why do you want
Speaker 1: anyone to know that? They read your message? My face
Speaker 1: hurts so bad right now from smiling, not doing the
Speaker 1: Emoji ors like that. Is the psychopath that that that's
Speaker 1: going around screenshot and sending them back to the same persons?
Speaker 1: It happens. More, does it happens? It does. Who Does it? Kit?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you. You want me to tell you.
Speaker 1: You want to name into umbrella exactly? Yes, give me
Speaker 1: a name. Give me a name. God, what a loser.
Speaker 1: Right am rince is never coming on and there is
Speaker 1: definitely a restraining order involved here. But anyhow, that's my
Speaker 1: update for the week. Anywhere found. Vince hates me and
Speaker 1: happy week three. anyways, what have you been up to,
Speaker 1: because the gas still on? I don't know, I gotta call.
Speaker 1: I'M gonna call I'm gonna do the smart thing and call,
Speaker 1: but I'm gonna tell them I don't think you can
Speaker 1: go through our garage because we can't get it open.
Speaker 1: How about jared? He's out of town right now. I go,
Speaker 1: how am I getting my car out? He goes, just
Speaker 1: pull the thing down. I am not. Vita vea from
Speaker 1: the buck's defensive line. I can't pull that thing down.
Speaker 1: That thing is heavy. I mean, I do not. It's
Speaker 1: just the dangly. Oh, because you're rich. Mine's very lightly,
Speaker 1: just the red little the thing in the middle of
Speaker 1: the garage where you pulled out. And why that? That's
Speaker 1: not ours. I need Vita Key Hicks and Will Colston,
Speaker 1: but I don't know Keem Hicks is availability because he
Speaker 1: left the game with the foot injury. You know, I'll
Speaker 1: let you know on Sunday and she's able to report
Speaker 1: that it's been verified repointed if Jay Glazer gave it. Oh,
Speaker 1: hey girl. So anyone know Patrick Mahomes a stat line um?
Speaker 1: All right, so let's see here. Twenty five minutes. Oh
Speaker 1: my God, I'm just getting started. I'm trying to think
Speaker 1: of what else is new. Poor Howie, he thinks I'm
Speaker 1: yelling he gets very nervous when I yell. Oh wait,
Speaker 1: so talk to me. You haven't really been in that. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: you've done games before, but just how was it being
Speaker 1: with the people? What were they saying to you? Were
Speaker 1: they so excited to see you out there? I mean
Speaker 1: fans lickered up that have been marinating in the looking
Speaker 1: not to get inside say the craziest Shit. Oh, what
Speaker 1: were they saying? How to go? Well, it was, I
Speaker 1: mean tailgating in Kansas City at a time. I mean
Speaker 1: they started to it's college environment. It's fabulous, I know,
Speaker 1: and I try to. I'M gonna be responsible and not
Speaker 1: drink before the Games. Maybe I should drink before the Games.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Let's just Jeff told could just be myself.
Speaker 1: So I don't know. Dangerous is who I am. No,
Speaker 1: I won't. I will be professional. But it was awesome.
Speaker 1: As you know better than anyone, atmosphere, whether it's a
Speaker 1: college game or NFL like people love their football. So
Speaker 1: that was awesome. And just being at a game, although
Speaker 1: I gotta Tell You, I need the game in my
Speaker 1: ear at all times. Yeah, program I have a panic
Speaker 1: attack when I go potty and I can't hear it.
Speaker 1: In the bathroom, I have a panic attack. So we
Speaker 1: went out on the field with foreman's left Justin Herbert
Speaker 1: is injured. He's I'm like, I need I need it,
Speaker 1: I need it, I need it, I need it. So
Speaker 1: those that's something like guys don't care. Like guys are like, Hey, yeah, whatever,
Speaker 1: but you know what I need it for? I need
Speaker 1: it for and you know, not to be your mentor.
Speaker 1: On My notepad that I have, I logged the game
Speaker 1: on one side and then on the right I will
Speaker 1: say what Greg is saying or what Kevin is making
Speaker 1: what he made note of. So when Herbie said a
Speaker 1: very strange throw there, you know, you could be like, Hey, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: any of your fits? Have you had a rib injury?
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? So that's what could be great.
Speaker 1: I don't know. No, no, SIS. That's but that's exactly it.
Speaker 1: That's why I need the game, because I love, and
Speaker 1: I'll text you even like during your game, like I
Speaker 1: love the points that the guys in the booth make
Speaker 1: and they're looking at from that's at this point like
Speaker 1: it's awesome. But yeah, in summary, it was great. Headed
Speaker 1: to Cleveland this week for the Brown steelers, both coming
Speaker 1: off a loss, but again, like anything can happen divisional game. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna let you get off the hook here.
Speaker 1: For the uncomfortable, you don't have to say that. You
Speaker 1: give the context of exactly what it is, but you
Speaker 1: get very nervous to send important text and so I
Speaker 1: don't know if anyone else out there is like that,
Speaker 1: where you reread it so many times and you don't
Speaker 1: want to press it. Apparently me, I'm just screenshot and
Speaker 1: sending it to God knows you. But yeah, you are
Speaker 1: a measure twice cut once kind of person, and I'm
Speaker 1: just going in blind to anything. So what makes you uncomfortable?
Speaker 1: Because right before we got on here you were afraid
Speaker 1: to send a text message. I know, and even now
Speaker 1: I just want to make sure that I got the
Speaker 1: number right. So I'm going to go back after we
Speaker 1: log off and make sure I didn't mess up a number.
Speaker 1: So it's crazy, right with our job, where we are,
Speaker 1: like in our world and stuff. I I hate asking
Speaker 1: for favors for friends and I'm not even asking for
Speaker 1: a favor, I'm not. I'm simply just getting word out
Speaker 1: on behalf of something to not reassure someone, but I'm
Speaker 1: touching base and and hey, you know, I hate it.
Speaker 1: I hate putting anyone on the spot, and I'm not
Speaker 1: putting anyone on spot. I hate the chance where because
Speaker 1: I know he's probably going to say no. So I
Speaker 1: just hate setting it up and I hate how this
Speaker 1: person may or may not have to word the text back.
Speaker 1: Appreciate it. Don't have time for it right now. You
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Okay, I hate making them feel uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell what I don't. I don't know because
Speaker 1: we're women and we hate inconveniencing anyone, which is I
Speaker 1: had that with another situation a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 1: I told you I couldn't pull the plug on something
Speaker 1: because I didn't want to Nix something, a relationship or whatever,
Speaker 1: and you're like do it, you and somebody else in
Speaker 1: my life for like, just do it. What's your problem?
Speaker 1: Just do it. They don't care about doing it to you. Well,
Speaker 1: that's it, like okay, so I'm gonna open this up
Speaker 1: because I'm curious what you guys think that that are
Speaker 1: listening that idea, because you know the people that are
Speaker 1: asking for a favorite, you don't even talk to them,
Speaker 1: and so long, they're like, Hey, how are you? By
Speaker 1: the way, can you do that, like save me that? Hi,
Speaker 1: how you do it? Just cut straight to it. If
Speaker 1: you want me to do something, I did with this text.
Speaker 1: I did say me the pleasant trees. But yeah, it's
Speaker 1: an interesting idea where we feel bad, and I don't
Speaker 1: want to just I mean narrow. It makes just women,
Speaker 1: but like maybe men feel like this too, but like
Speaker 1: you feel bad asking for things. I'm gonna stop feeling
Speaker 1: bad and just start asking for anything. Look at me
Speaker 1: to come on, and he's blacklisting me, black balling. But
Speaker 1: is it because we're women? Is that why we feel
Speaker 1: this way? Do men have this bone in their body?
Speaker 1: I just don't know. And then I called my husband
Speaker 1: to tell him, Hey, I'm writing this text, and he
Speaker 1: goes in, yeah, and I said, but so and so said,
Speaker 1: I shouldn't even feel bad about writing this text because
Speaker 1: of this, this and this, and jared said, yeah, why
Speaker 1: do you fucking care? And I was like, I don't know,
Speaker 1: but I care. And now I'm on edge and now
Speaker 1: I'm going to check the numbers on the text to
Speaker 1: make sure. Do you know what I don't you know
Speaker 1: what I don't miss is this feeling when you're dating
Speaker 1: someone and you're waiting for the Oh my God, did
Speaker 1: I get the right number? Maybe he doesn't have cell
Speaker 1: phone reception right now. Now three days have gone by
Speaker 1: and now I go I don't. I've never done this,
Speaker 1: but I've this happened to me. Hello. If you send
Speaker 1: me back a hello and there's no response after three days,
Speaker 1: I am not going to ever respond back to that
Speaker 1: the hello which when you're first starting dating, I will.
Speaker 1: I mean, I haven't dated in a while, but I
Speaker 1: would definitely tell you that's not the best thing. Or
Speaker 1: even with like anything, if someone doesn't respond and you
Speaker 1: say hello. But that feeling dating and then like, should
Speaker 1: I right back right away? Should I not write back?
Speaker 1: I just go right in. I mean, if we've learned
Speaker 1: anything from my dating history, I waste no time. Good,
Speaker 1: bad or and different. I do get I don't, I do,
Speaker 1: I don't. I mean, my God, it's like I just
Speaker 1: really need to take a beat, you know, but a time.
Speaker 1: So what a tune that was. We'll see you guys
Speaker 1: next week. If this feels for a text red receipts
Speaker 1: are off. Calm down with Aaron and Chrissa is a
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