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Speaker 1: Can't quit my job if I'm taking my uniform. Well,

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Speaker 1: I guess I'm leaving naked. I mean, that's the ultimate protest,

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Speaker 1: ultimate protest. That's a naked protest. Baby.

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Speaker 2: I've heard of a big bear at all. I've heard

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Speaker 2: of a picket sign, but a picket nick big big

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Speaker 2: a dick. Pick your dick. We got all kinds. I

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Speaker 2: step right up, pick a dick.

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Speaker 1: Just so.

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Speaker 3: Back when I was a teenager, around fourteen years old,

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Speaker 3: I worked for the shop down the road as their

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Speaker 3: weekend baker quote unquote, which mainly was just defrosting pre

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Speaker 3: cooked items or browning pre cooked bread in the oven.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: My boss's daughter also worked there as a checkout staff. However,

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Speaker 3: she would just call in six slash hungover every weekend.

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Speaker 3: So of course her dad would let her off the

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Speaker 3: hook and make me cover her shift. So I would

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Speaker 3: work five am to seven pm most weekends. That's seven

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Speaker 3: p hours. That's crazy, geez bro. After a couple of years,

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Speaker 3: I decided I was quitting and gave them two week's notice.

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Speaker 3: All right, respect yourself, over you go. My boss asked

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Speaker 3: me to stay an extra week to train the new

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Speaker 3: weekend baker, which I agreed to. At the end of

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Speaker 3: the third week, I went into my boss's office and

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Speaker 3: did the usual, well, it's been so great working with you,

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Speaker 3: to which he replies, so Opie. The extra week you

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Speaker 3: work to train the new baker means you have been

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Speaker 3: here two years, which means, according to policy, you need

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Speaker 3: to work four weeks notice instead.

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Speaker 1: So I'll see you next week.

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Speaker 2: What kind of rule is that that? That sounds like

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Speaker 2: complete bs to me, completely made up. Also, bro, he's like,

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Speaker 2: he's fourteen. This is the most like adult, you know.

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Speaker 2: He's like, yeah, you know, I'm going and giving the

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Speaker 2: old handshake and you know, sign off, And I'm like,

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Speaker 2: brou at fourteen, I was like, I don't know what

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Speaker 2: I was doing, but I was doing that.

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Speaker 1: I was quitting on the spot.

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Speaker 3: Also, you need to give us back your uniform on

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Speaker 3: your last shift, and it needs to be freshly cleaned.

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Speaker 1: Wow, rude.

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Speaker 3: No. Being a petulant teenager who was tired of waking

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Speaker 3: up at four am, I stared at him in disbelief

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Speaker 3: for a couple of seconds, waiting for the shit eating

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Speaker 3: grin on his face to laugh and say, just kidding,

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Speaker 3: I have a good one, and the moment didn't come.

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Speaker 3: What an asshole do dude. It's like, this is like

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Speaker 3: a kid, This is a kid.

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Speaker 2: God.

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Speaker 3: So I walked out of the office, stripped down to

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Speaker 3: my boxers, folded up my baker's whites, my trousers, and

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Speaker 3: even my little mesh fedora on top, walked into his

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Speaker 3: office again and dropped the uniform on his desk and

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Speaker 3: walked home. He followed me, dude, what a saturaude?

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Speaker 2: So to you that is like the most ballsy move

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Speaker 2: of all time.

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Speaker 1: Big respect, dude, big respect, big respect.

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Speaker 3: He followed me down the stairs and through the shop,

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Speaker 3: shouting about how I would never work anywhere again.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Does this guy have like on a street cred

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Speaker 1: or something? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you know you You're you're gonna go to like

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Speaker 2: Merrill Lynch as I'm like becoming an investment baker. No, no,

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Speaker 2: stop it now.

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Speaker 3: Thinking back, that must have been a strange thing for

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Speaker 3: customers to see. It was a ten minute home walk

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Speaker 3: in the summer sun. Nothing arduous, apparently, according to his daughter,

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Speaker 3: who got back in touch with me a couple years later,

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Speaker 3: I'm now one of the stories my old boss tells

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Speaker 3: people when he's had a few drinks, not in a

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Speaker 3: nice funny story way, though, do this.

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Speaker 2: Like, first of all, this kid is like, bro, he

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Speaker 2: must have been had like so much money relatively, like

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Speaker 2: he's working like crazy, shifts every single weekend.

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Speaker 3: Fourteen insane. Anne's balling out. But what can you even

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Speaker 3: buy at fourteen? Can't buy a car?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 2: Well like PS five games, candy, I don't know maggat shoes,

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Speaker 2: clothes like there's yeah, you can find a way.

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Speaker 1: I never spent money when I was a kid. I

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Speaker 1: call tell you a lot.

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Speaker 3: I did get like software for editing, but that's like

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Speaker 3: about it.

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Speaker 2: Wow, respect, I did not. I was like Windows movie Maker.

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Speaker 1: Here we go.

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Speaker 3: Hey, yeah, I think I think I bought computer stuff

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Speaker 3: because I was freaking nerd.

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Speaker 2: That's hey, honestly, look nerd, Nerds win.

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Speaker 3: Hey, nerds walk, get up now look at us now, Thrones, Budd,

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Speaker 3: I'm thinking about I'm already thinking about, like how to

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Speaker 3: redecorate the.

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Speaker 1: Room that I'm moving in. I'm planning on moving rooms,

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Speaker 1: getting my own room, that's right.

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Speaker 3: I want to get the bust of Beethoven, the bust

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Speaker 3: of Beethove, yeah, somewhere in there.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that would be cool. Go for it,

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Speaker 1: very very classical. I also want to get rid of

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Speaker 1: the popcorn ceiling.

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Speaker 2: Really.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I hate it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I literally could not care less.

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Speaker 1: I hate looking at it. It sucks. I actually kind

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Speaker 1: of like looking at it.

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Speaker 3: No, it's the worst. It's so bad. I want to

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Speaker 3: scrape it all off. You want to scrape it off?

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Speaker 1: Is it?

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Speaker 3: I think it actually helps with fire and it also

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Speaker 3: is noise reducing.

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Speaker 2: I believe, knowing actually no, like I was gonna say, like,

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Speaker 2: you're gonna like scrape it off and then there's gonna

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Speaker 2: be like a fire in the apartment. But knowing you, guys,

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Speaker 2: it'll like you, a fire will start and then it'll

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Speaker 2: literally like almost get to the roof and then something

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Speaker 2: like a ukulele full of.

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Speaker 1: Water will spill.

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Speaker 3: Yes, and that is exactly extinguished the whole the whole fire.

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Speaker 1: Hopefully, hopefully.

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Speaker 2: I've watched I've watched this, this crew of scoundrels, literally

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Speaker 2: five grown men jumping up and down at like two

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Speaker 2: thirty in the morning, and I'm like, how the guys

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Speaker 2: get away with it?

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Speaker 1: It's the popcorn ceiling. I guess it's the popcorn ceilings.

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Speaker 1: That's the way you have to keep it. Now.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Well, maybe I'll keep it in the living room,

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Speaker 3: but just not like I feel like because my room

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Speaker 3: currently doesn't have a popcorn ceiling. Interesting, but Brandon's room

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Speaker 3: does well or power to you and my friend now