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Speaker 1: Welcome to This Is Important, a production of I Heart Radio,

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Speaker 1: the show where we only talk about what is most obviously,

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Speaker 1: very crucially important today On This is Important. Evidently he

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Speaker 1: bit a man's finger off. I was like, dude, I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna put some cologne on my dead bro. Oh man,

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Speaker 1: this guy is talking with his dad. Let's go red leather, yellow, yellow,

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Speaker 1: a big brown bugle brown bear, aluminum, aluminum. What a

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Speaker 1: to do to die today? At a minute or two

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Speaker 1: to two. A distinctly difficult thing to say, but harder

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Speaker 1: still to do. And they'll be a tattoo at a

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Speaker 1: rat tattoo and a rat and the dragon will come

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Speaker 1: when he here's the drum in a minute or two

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Speaker 1: to the dragon today at a minute or two to too.

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Speaker 1: You made that one up, dude, I've never heard that.

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Speaker 1: When you made that, that was off the top of

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Speaker 1: the door. A freestyle, damn freestyle drama exercises. Let's go.

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Speaker 1: You know what it is, drama theater major. So you

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Speaker 1: were at the under major, right, Blake. I was at

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Speaker 1: the end of mayor. H Yeah, I'm good with dition

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Speaker 1: fucking things. So we worked out. I just worked it out, dude.

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Speaker 1: I know I'm at the tail end of a long day.

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Speaker 1: Lots of stunts happening on my movie set today, really

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Speaker 1: diving in armored trucks, Money's flying everywhere. Machine are we

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Speaker 1: on wired wires? No, I'm on wires tomorrow. I have

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Speaker 1: a whole sky. I dive out of a plane tomorrow

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Speaker 1: with the one and only Pierced brasen In attached to

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Speaker 1: my backsides. God, the man. That is so cool. So

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Speaker 1: I know it's gonna be smelling good all day. The

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Speaker 1: man smells good. Yeah, there's no doubt in my mind. No,

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Speaker 1: he smells terrific, without a doubt. He's I mean, I

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Speaker 1: smelled the man every day. I know, and he and

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Speaker 1: I hope he never. He won't. He will not listen

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Speaker 1: to this podcast. That's a guarantee. There's absolutely no, zero

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Speaker 1: possibility that Pierce will will hear this the podcast. When

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Speaker 1: he walks uh, the sheep Shags podcast, No thank you.

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Speaker 1: When he walks past, it's like you just there's like

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Speaker 1: a waft that follows him. You're just like, oh, boy, pizza.

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Speaker 1: And here's my question. Is it like a natural pheromone?

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Speaker 1: Is it a very expensive cologne or is it just

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Speaker 1: some throwback ship from when he was a young lad, Lad,

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Speaker 1: thank you. They could just be stets in for all.

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Speaker 1: I fucking no, I don't. I mean, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I don't think he's not like hosed with it. You're

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Speaker 1: not just like it's not over. I'm just asking what

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Speaker 1: is it? Hey, No, No, you're coming at Pierce like

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Speaker 1: he stinks, like it's too smelly. I'm saying it's perfect,

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Speaker 1: like you're you're turning this into something and you can continue.

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Speaker 1: But the question is does it smell expensive? Is it

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Speaker 1: natural or do you think it's a throwback for he

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Speaker 1: was a young guy. It's not natural. It's not like

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Speaker 1: it's not like supernatal. It might be supernatural, might be

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Speaker 1: alien host himself with I don't know what it is.

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Speaker 1: Whatever it is, it's out my prize range, ask him, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. That's a double O seven cent. Have

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Speaker 1: you seen those insane Versaci cologne commercials where it's like

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Speaker 1: a guy supercut, butt naked and like a speedo thing

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Speaker 1: crawling out and then he throws thunderbolts. It's like the

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Speaker 1: worst production ever and then it goes Versaci like the

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Speaker 1: most expensive cologne and you're just like, they don't have

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Speaker 1: a bad better commercial. Guy, that's how they make their money.

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Speaker 1: They don't spend any Miley Cyrus has like it's like

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Speaker 1: a Gucci commercial right now, really Gucci perfume because it

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Speaker 1: a bad commercial. Yeah, it's kind of bad. And it's

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Speaker 1: just heard like like being all funky and there's just

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Speaker 1: like you know those necklaces that are really popular right

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Speaker 1: now that like Harry Styles wears, like where they have

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Speaker 1: like all the trinkets. Yeah, there's it looks like that

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Speaker 1: come to life as a commercial. That for sure was

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Speaker 1: on their vision board when they made this commercial. There's

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Speaker 1: just like spinning daisies and ship flying and the ship

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Speaker 1: flying all over the place. Uh. And then it's a

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Speaker 1: Gucci commercial, is it? Because they don't do commercials and

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Speaker 1: so they're like, hey, we're gonna do one. And then

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Speaker 1: they're like, what do we do or do they hire

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Speaker 1: like artists to like take a shot at it. I'm

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Speaker 1: going to guess that yeah, And they're like, what's so

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Speaker 1: hot right now? And then it's so different weird. I

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Speaker 1: can't handle it because I'm so normal. So I would

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Speaker 1: say your norm corridors. I would say that's your your

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Speaker 1: fashion style. Yeah, your freaking norm core as hell. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so is the graphics kind of like is it like

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Speaker 1: I saw it once in admittedly I was pretty stoned.

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Speaker 1: I just remember thinking like, this is a lot. And

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Speaker 1: then when I saw that it was Gucci, I was like,

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Speaker 1: say what and put your jacket on? Tried my jacket

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Speaker 1: on in the house. I do have it here. I

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Speaker 1: brought it to Atlanta. I wore it one time off

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Speaker 1: the chain. I wore my Gucci jacket out once when

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Speaker 1: I went to a fancy restaurant. I was like, maybe

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Speaker 1: I strapped this on. No one made fun of me

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Speaker 1: and the people everyone there's like, why is he wearing

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Speaker 1: a jacket? Inside? It was chili. Admittedly it was can

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Speaker 1: I take your coat, sir? No, No, people need to

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Speaker 1: see this. They have to see me in it. It It

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Speaker 1: stays on. No stays on. So did Piercy you rocking it?

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Speaker 1: And was he like double low seven? Pierce? Did? I was?

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Speaker 1: It was at dinner with Pierce and it wasn't just

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Speaker 1: the two of us. It was like a big cast thing.

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Speaker 1: But no, he did not mention it. In fact, I

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Speaker 1: didn't mention it at all. I didn't even look your direction. No,

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Speaker 1: I did really sat at the opposite end of the table.

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Speaker 1: There was an empty chair right by me, and he

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Speaker 1: was like, you know what, this guy keeps sniffing me

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Speaker 1: when I walked past. This guy's always smelling my hat.

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Speaker 1: But cologne commercials have gotten like have they always been

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Speaker 1: super fucking weird? I think they have because anyone that's

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Speaker 1: too in descent inherently you're into your some weird ship.

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Speaker 1: Do you guys, have you gone do you wear cologne?

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Speaker 1: Have you gone through a phase? Are you anti cologne?

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Speaker 1: Let's go the hot topics. He's the Larry King interviewer

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Speaker 1: of the crew. He's like he always has like a

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Speaker 1: lot of questions. Hello, good, bad ahead that it's important. Hey,

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Speaker 1: that's another thing I hate is when Facebook I'm into

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Speaker 1: things I hate now guys, nice to get it off

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Speaker 1: your chest. Yeah, no more cologne talk. People know we're

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Speaker 1: going back to Colone talk. We won't let that go away.

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Speaker 1: People are like like, hey, guys, what's what's your favorite cologne? Go?

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Speaker 1: And then you have to like listen to kind like

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Speaker 1: they're putting it on you. Go like, hey, what's the

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Speaker 1: best orthopedic surgeon in the area. Go right, you're like

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Speaker 1: just sucking ask you don't need to fucking scream at

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Speaker 1: me at the end of this comment. So that being said,

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Speaker 1: I fucked with some cool water back in the day.

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Speaker 1: What color was that bottle? Was it blue? It was

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Speaker 1: like a bluish green if I remember correctly, it was

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Speaker 1: like a teal right, what was the polo one that

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Speaker 1: came in the green bottle and had a gold top? Polo?

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Speaker 1: Probably Polo? Yeah, my guess there we go. Uh well,

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Speaker 1: cool water. I remember they said cool water cologne I

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Speaker 1: remember specifically was like ninth eighth, ninth into tenth grade.

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Speaker 1: I funked with it because they said that it like

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Speaker 1: attracted or released pheromones. I don't know. Pheromones are attracted,

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Speaker 1: pheres attracted. Animals were following you like so no, So

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Speaker 1: it was like like girls thought, uh that that it

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Speaker 1: know juicy? So do I make you? So? I was

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Speaker 1: like I just bathed myself in it. I fucking stunk

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Speaker 1: dude on. Like Pierce, he has the perfect amount. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I remember one time when I was a little kid,

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Speaker 1: I had just gotten out of the shower and I

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Speaker 1: thought it was a little good idea to put. Ye.

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Speaker 1: It was like twelve, okay, then it's school, then it's fun.

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Speaker 1: And I thought, I was like, dude, I'm gonna put

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Speaker 1: some cologne on my dick. Broke my dick, smell good? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm listening. Is this when they called you fetus boy?

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Speaker 1: Go ahead? Yeah? Definitely got inside my penis and it

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Speaker 1: hurts so like in your Yeah, it was like I

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Speaker 1: want to my kiss smells funny. I wanted to smell better, man,

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Speaker 1: it hurts so bad. I do remember going to like

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Speaker 1: a like dances in middle school and like gearing up

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Speaker 1: with Hella after shaved from my pops. Yeah, straight up

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Speaker 1: home alone style. Yeah, root, I did that with after shave.

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Speaker 1: I tried to uh shave obviously when I was a kid,

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Speaker 1: and it just cut. I cut my hand. I don't

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Speaker 1: even know how that happened. I cut my hand. What

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Speaker 1: were you using? Just my my others like old style,

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Speaker 1: And I always saw I always saw my grandfather put

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Speaker 1: after shave on afterwards, and I thought that's what I

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Speaker 1: poured it all over my hand, burnt so fucking bad.

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Speaker 1: And then I like, I'm trying to dry it off

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Speaker 1: and I'm drying it down the front of myself and

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Speaker 1: I rubbed it all over my cock, the exact opposite

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Speaker 1: thing you're supposed to do. Why don't you cry about?

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Speaker 1: And then now my hand, Now I've got a bloody

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Speaker 1: cock and my hands all bloody, and I'm screaming bloody,

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Speaker 1: and my mom and grandma come running in, like what

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Speaker 1: is going on in here? Yeah? I feel like you're

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Speaker 1: using this podcast to kind of reiterate lies you told

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Speaker 1: as a youngster, so that like when your folks listen

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Speaker 1: to the podcast, like, huh, I guess he wasn't lying

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Speaker 1: about that time we caught him jacking off with his

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Speaker 1: own blood moist. I was too young. I was fourteen, dude,

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Speaker 1: yourself or eight in that range, I don't know. That

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Speaker 1: must have been the most terrifying thing. Your mom ran

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Speaker 1: in long your cock was bloody, dude, But I'm six

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Speaker 1: years old. I was like, I don't give a shit

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Speaker 1: if I was butt naked. I just I just got on.

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Speaker 1: I thought you had like pants on the bathtub or whatever.

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Speaker 1: I had just like just gotten and I was like,

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Speaker 1: bathtub and you. I saw my my dad and Graham

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Speaker 1: and grandfather, uh shave and then put it after shave on,

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Speaker 1: and I'm like, well, guess what. I'm a man. I'm

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Speaker 1: a man and I'm gonna shave. Hit him, hit me

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Speaker 1: with it, hit me with it, Blake, Blake, thank you,

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Speaker 1: I'm a man. And so I was like, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: shave and do this whole thing. And it's sucking back fronde.

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Speaker 1: So I understand where you're coming from, Blake about after shave,

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Speaker 1: burning the deal, right, yeah, right. I don't think I

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Speaker 1: rocked any in high school, but then in college I

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Speaker 1: think I might have gotten Oh oh, we gotta chucker out.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, it's down to two. This is not good.

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Speaker 1: And then there were two this is not good. This

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Speaker 1: is really good. Finally I have you alone. Yeah, so

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Speaker 1: what's up? This is okay? He's back. Yeah, God, Adam

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Speaker 1: was about to say some weird shipped to me the

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Speaker 1: whole time. No, this reminds me of one We were

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Speaker 1: roommates and I loved hanging out with you, and you

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Speaker 1: the holidays. Let's just say today I was doing a

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Speaker 1: bunch of double unders with the jump rope. Yeah, I

419
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Speaker 1: might have to post a video of how they shake

420
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Speaker 1: your boober hue. It is out of control, your boobs

421
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Speaker 1: leg bounce. Well, no, it's more like you know when

422
00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:48,199
Speaker 1: you you have to the like a grocery store and

423
00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:51,280
Speaker 1: you get that little egg that you open and it's

424
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Speaker 1: got the little hand that you fly back and forth,

425
00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:57,840
Speaker 1: the rubber one. Yeah, that's the elasticity of my titties

426
00:23:57,920 --> 00:24:01,480
Speaker 1: goes like that. It's like, so that's actually you're gonna

427
00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:03,879
Speaker 1: be one of those old guys that, uh will be

428
00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:06,240
Speaker 1: pretty in shape. But then just they'll wear a T

429
00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:08,800
Speaker 1: shirt and you could tell that their kids are just say,

430
00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:12,760
Speaker 1: I'm going under the knife for sure. You're gonna have

431
00:24:12,840 --> 00:24:17,240
Speaker 1: Rick Flair titties. Yeah, it's like it's like bodybuilders all

432
00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:20,400
Speaker 1: have that when they get old, their titties sag. They

433
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Speaker 1: the I'm gonna get a lift. You're going to get

434
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Speaker 1: a boob lift or sult what just freeze the fat,

435
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Speaker 1: you know, I'll figure something out. I believe that that's

436
00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:35,760
Speaker 1: gonna be sweet. But yeah, that's a that's an assault runner. Uh,

437
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:39,600
Speaker 1: an assault runner. That sounds cool as assault runner. Yeah, uh,

438
00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:44,320
Speaker 1: it's a tread that runner. What yeah, like salt, Yeah,

439
00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:48,360
Speaker 1: like salt like you you've you've beat you someone up. Yah,

440
00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:52,400
Speaker 1: you're you're abusing the run your body, which I got

441
00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:54,960
Speaker 1: during last year when there was like the fires and

442
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:58,680
Speaker 1: you couldn't go running outside, so you know were we

443
00:24:58,760 --> 00:25:01,840
Speaker 1: got some runners in this house and uh you got

444
00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:05,520
Speaker 1: it for indoors so that uh, you know you didn't

445
00:25:05,520 --> 00:25:09,080
Speaker 1: have to miss a run. Don't miss a run. And

446
00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:12,040
Speaker 1: I got a free assault bike because that was the

447
00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:14,119
Speaker 1: promo they were running. My god, you know what a

448
00:25:14,359 --> 00:25:17,639
Speaker 1: salt bike is. Brutal, brutal. This is what you got

449
00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:21,199
Speaker 1: all this stuff. I'm jelly, imaginelly, this is fun your

450
00:25:21,560 --> 00:25:25,520
Speaker 1: holy So what that just like has like where you

451
00:25:25,520 --> 00:25:28,440
Speaker 1: move your arms at the same time arms and yes

452
00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:32,840
Speaker 1: it is. It is a heart, right spiker, like nothing else.

453
00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:38,600
Speaker 1: Mr BIG's heart would definitely way before the peloton. Damn

454
00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:41,960
Speaker 1: as salt bike should tweet out like Mr Big, don't

455
00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:45,240
Speaker 1: even come near us unless you want to die. Your

456
00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:48,480
Speaker 1: heart would shatter in a thousand pieces. Your big dick

457
00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:51,359
Speaker 1: couldn't take it. Bro All the cock would rush right

458
00:25:51,359 --> 00:25:53,159
Speaker 1: out of your big dick and into your heart and

459
00:25:53,160 --> 00:25:56,639
Speaker 1: it would explode. The harvest for sure, already under stressed

460
00:25:56,680 --> 00:26:00,800
Speaker 1: from the decades of having to to pump giant cock

461
00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:03,879
Speaker 1: with blood. Right, who are we thinking that's going to

462
00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:06,520
Speaker 1: be the next episode? Is the girl sitting around in

463
00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:09,080
Speaker 1: the doctor movies? Is it a movie or is it

464
00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:11,760
Speaker 1: a TV show? I thought it was a mini series.

465
00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:14,200
Speaker 1: I think it's like, good, we're doing a few episodes

466
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:17,200
Speaker 1: of okay, okay, this, So the next one is gonna

467
00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:20,159
Speaker 1: be like, well, it looks like just too much blood

468
00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:23,359
Speaker 1: was pumping into his huge cock and he just died.

469
00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:27,280
Speaker 1: They got to get you in the room. Blake should

470
00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:29,760
Speaker 1: help write this one. I would love to go in

471
00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:32,040
Speaker 1: that writer's room for a week or so. Yeah, without

472
00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:34,879
Speaker 1: just throw some ideas around without knowing anything about the

473
00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:37,119
Speaker 1: characters or the show at all, and just kind of

474
00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:42,119
Speaker 1: go in there and add my cool cock jokes. I'm chunk.

475
00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:46,800
Speaker 1: I know. There's you fronds, right, I know. Can you

476
00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:49,040
Speaker 1: hear me now or no? Yeah, yeah, we hear you.

477
00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:53,000
Speaker 1: It's just in the city, sex in the city, baby,

478
00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:55,760
Speaker 1: and it's sex and the city. Correct, not in the

479
00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:59,480
Speaker 1: city sex? And I thought it was in the city. No,

480
00:26:59,800 --> 00:27:03,160
Speaker 1: they gotta get you in the room. Caroline in the City. Yeah,

481
00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:06,680
Speaker 1: you're thinking of Caroline in the City arguably better, which

482
00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:09,360
Speaker 1: I loved her. My god, she's the one who got

483
00:27:09,359 --> 00:27:11,800
Speaker 1: her eyes lazer and got all funked up. Right. Who's

484
00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:16,360
Speaker 1: that Caroline Ray? Caroline Ray? She sucked her eyes up,

485
00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:21,320
Speaker 1: she got Caroline in the City. Wasn't that? Uh? That

486
00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:28,080
Speaker 1: was No? That is the girl from Uh yeah, I

487
00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:32,320
Speaker 1: bet her name? Is it Caroline Ray? I'm not saying

488
00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:34,080
Speaker 1: that is her name. I thought Caroline in the City

489
00:27:34,119 --> 00:27:40,560
Speaker 1: was Caroline Reade, the stand up comedian Goodbye Idea. I'm

490
00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:42,399
Speaker 1: so glad I didn't chunk during that. I had a

491
00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:45,000
Speaker 1: point to get out there. What's happening now, Kim Catrell?

492
00:27:45,119 --> 00:27:50,120
Speaker 1: What is the backstory there? I know Kim Catrell. Hey,

493
00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:53,200
Speaker 1: let me say this. I just worked with Kim. I'm

494
00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:56,919
Speaker 1: team Kim. Really we like Kim. She was a sweetheart.

495
00:27:56,960 --> 00:27:59,520
Speaker 1: She was so nice. I showed her. First of all,

496
00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:01,840
Speaker 1: I stop her because I was like, we gotta talk

497
00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:04,240
Speaker 1: big trouble a little China. And she was so cool.

498
00:28:06,760 --> 00:28:09,439
Speaker 1: I didn't even get into police. I can see her

499
00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:13,640
Speaker 1: being cool. I can see her being dude. You remember

500
00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:16,080
Speaker 1: that YouTube video of her. You guys got to look

501
00:28:16,119 --> 00:28:19,080
Speaker 1: this up. T I I nation it's this old YouTube

502
00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:23,479
Speaker 1: video of her doing like scat like sonded away. She's like,

503
00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:27,359
Speaker 1: oh yeah, and she killed and it's so funny, dude,

504
00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:32,840
Speaker 1: it's funny. She's like the he dogs and she dogs.

505
00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:36,800
Speaker 1: It's just like a YouTube clip from like she did

506
00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:39,000
Speaker 1: like a I want to say it was like a

507
00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:43,080
Speaker 1: workout video or like a yoga video, and then she

508
00:28:43,320 --> 00:28:49,160
Speaker 1: just starts scatting and it's so bizarre. I mean, you're

509
00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:51,400
Speaker 1: actually like, you've never done that, You've never just been

510
00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:57,520
Speaker 1: exercising and been like get dabbed. It's so good cable

511
00:28:57,560 --> 00:29:00,960
Speaker 1: guy style. The fact that we don't have a workout

512
00:29:01,080 --> 00:29:04,200
Speaker 1: a series of workout videos three of us, that would

513
00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:07,800
Speaker 1: be I really wanted. I I remember when we were

514
00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:10,000
Speaker 1: doing work Cahalics and uh, I was doing all the

515
00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:12,040
Speaker 1: demand camp stuff and that was kind of my runner

516
00:29:12,120 --> 00:29:16,440
Speaker 1: through the series, UH where I on the show work Calls,

517
00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:20,000
Speaker 1: I did demanp camp volumes, swoll and would was constantly

518
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:23,520
Speaker 1: wanting to put out these uh series of workout videos

519
00:29:24,080 --> 00:29:26,640
Speaker 1: um and you know, they were very never, never any good.

520
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:30,520
Speaker 1: And but I was like, Comedy Central teams up with

521
00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:33,520
Speaker 1: fucking Puma or Adidas or someone. And then I actually

522
00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:36,880
Speaker 1: put out a series of funny workout videos. I was like,

523
00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:39,760
Speaker 1: that'd be great. That everyone is in better shape than

524
00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:42,479
Speaker 1: you are. Like the people behind you, they're shredded, and

525
00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:45,040
Speaker 1: I'm the one yelling at them and You're like, okay,

526
00:29:45,120 --> 00:29:47,760
Speaker 1: let's do this, and you're exhausted. I'm constantly out of

527
00:29:47,760 --> 00:29:51,160
Speaker 1: breath and wearing a T shirt, my little bellies flapping

528
00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:54,120
Speaker 1: in the wind. We could get something that accentuates your

529
00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:57,160
Speaker 1: titties your boobs are huge. Instead of muscle confusion, you're

530
00:29:57,200 --> 00:30:03,120
Speaker 1: just you get hello, just regular confusion, cular confused, corregular confusion. Wait,

531
00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:05,640
Speaker 1: how do you do this one? It doesn't matter, Just

532
00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:09,160
Speaker 1: move fast, just flip tires. We're talking mind confusion. This

533
00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:12,960
Speaker 1: is total total body mind confusion, no idea what I'm

534
00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:15,840
Speaker 1: doing out here. So rumor has it? Sarah Jessica Parker

535
00:30:15,840 --> 00:30:19,600
Speaker 1: and Kim Control. Okay, here's some tea here, some T

536
00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:23,760
Speaker 1: some T T I I Nation, it's T time T

537
00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:27,520
Speaker 1: I I Nation. Hey, community, get your little teacups out

538
00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:32,240
Speaker 1: log because we're about to sip SIPs. Oh look at

539
00:30:32,280 --> 00:30:34,239
Speaker 1: that sound effects. I don't know if you can hear that,

540
00:30:34,280 --> 00:30:44,920
Speaker 1: but that's t That was TFLF. He's on one. No

541
00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:48,240
Speaker 1: rumor has it, Sara Jessica Parker. They don't like each

542
00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:51,600
Speaker 1: had you know where I stay. Put put the tu

543
00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:59,440
Speaker 1: put the boy. That's not okay, rumor has it? They don't.

544
00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:04,240
Speaker 1: This has got to be a weekly segment. Sipp T

545
00:31:04,880 --> 00:31:07,680
Speaker 1: sipp and tea. I had, Hey, sipp it tea with

546
00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:11,640
Speaker 1: Adam d You're a stupid, dumb half. Yeah. And that's

547
00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:15,200
Speaker 1: all the information we have about like not like each other.

548
00:31:16,080 --> 00:31:18,720
Speaker 1: And that's all I got. And that's all I got.

549
00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:22,680
Speaker 1: You've got the scoop from two weeks ago, and this

550
00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:28,360
Speaker 1: air's in three weeks. Awesome. Yeah, some hot tea, that's

551
00:31:28,360 --> 00:31:31,560
Speaker 1: some iced tea. Technically we're we're we're getting a little

552
00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:34,000
Speaker 1: bit ahead of the game because we got a little

553
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:36,760
Speaker 1: bit of free time right now before the holiday, so

554
00:31:36,760 --> 00:31:40,080
Speaker 1: we're babus a free time. That was for a free time.

555
00:31:40,160 --> 00:31:43,560
Speaker 1: I'm rocket a T shirt. Uh, but technically this is

556
00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:47,480
Speaker 1: our New Year's episode, correct, Blakie. Um, we're we won't

557
00:31:47,480 --> 00:31:50,320
Speaker 1: be in the year two thousand twenty two yet. I

558
00:31:50,360 --> 00:31:54,080
Speaker 1: think this will air on maybe they of December, so

559
00:31:54,120 --> 00:31:57,200
Speaker 1: we're close. So you guys have sick ass plans for

560
00:31:57,440 --> 00:31:59,400
Speaker 1: your New Year's what's going on? Do you guys know

561
00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:01,680
Speaker 1: what you're doing. I'm gonna be a whole word. We

562
00:32:01,760 --> 00:32:07,320
Speaker 1: can party daddy, party daddy with these fucking trees trimmed. Yeah, dude,

563
00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:10,080
Speaker 1: now that the trees are trimmed, we can really hit it.

564
00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:12,440
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be in my front lawn just sip and tea,

565
00:32:12,520 --> 00:32:16,880
Speaker 1: waving at neighbors. Yeah, buddys and pants. I don't know what.

566
00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:19,520
Speaker 1: I haven't done something for New Year's in a while.

567
00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:21,720
Speaker 1: It's kind of a I kind of hate New Year's.

568
00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:26,640
Speaker 1: It's just like, yeah, the rookie night, dude, and Blake

569
00:32:26,760 --> 00:32:29,640
Speaker 1: is such a pro. I don't know why everyone's expectations

570
00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:32,600
Speaker 1: are always so high because every year everyone goes it's

571
00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:34,840
Speaker 1: not good. Blake is such a pro when it comes

572
00:32:34,840 --> 00:32:38,240
Speaker 1: to being an alcoholic dude. No, I know that is

573
00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:40,960
Speaker 1: totally it With New Year's It's so much pressure to

574
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:44,600
Speaker 1: have fun. I get, but but we we are now

575
00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:47,640
Speaker 1: like posts, everyone expecting it to be good. Like everyone

576
00:32:47,720 --> 00:32:50,520
Speaker 1: always talks about how shitty it is. So I don't

577
00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:54,720
Speaker 1: understand why we don't just lower the expectations. Lower expectation,

578
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:57,960
Speaker 1: So you want an awesome party where it, like I feel,

579
00:32:58,040 --> 00:33:00,600
Speaker 1: New Year's is the one I never want to wear

580
00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:04,360
Speaker 1: a suit or get dressed up, like literally never I

581
00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:07,880
Speaker 1: really want to do that, except for few years. If

582
00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:11,360
Speaker 1: New Year's Eve there was like a big fucking Gatsby

583
00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:17,240
Speaker 1: ball everybody everybody were little masks and war tuxedos and

584
00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:20,320
Speaker 1: beautiful gowns and then we went like a beautiful palace

585
00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:27,560
Speaker 1: and fucked each other. That would be a dream New Year's. Yeah,

586
00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:31,440
Speaker 1: maybe it never goes down. It never goes down. I

587
00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:35,720
Speaker 1: never get the invite sword to me in a raven's mouth.

588
00:33:36,240 --> 00:33:38,960
Speaker 1: That I never get that, So what's the point Maybe

589
00:33:38,960 --> 00:33:41,040
Speaker 1: we would have even trying, We're just not doing New

590
00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:43,280
Speaker 1: Year's right. We need to get all like dressed in

591
00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:47,200
Speaker 1: gold wear masks going a room with each other and

592
00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:51,280
Speaker 1: kind of like it's a gold that's sure. You lost me. Yeah,

593
00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:53,440
Speaker 1: but I like where he's going with. No, that's what

594
00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:55,160
Speaker 1: you're supposed to do on New Year's is wear gold?

595
00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:57,920
Speaker 1: Isn't that like a whole thing you would old? I

596
00:33:57,960 --> 00:33:59,760
Speaker 1: don't know what he's talking about. It's like a thing.

597
00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:02,080
Speaker 1: The funk are you talking about? No, I think you're

598
00:34:02,080 --> 00:34:05,320
Speaker 1: supposed to wear gold on Adam? Hit him, fuck you, Blake,

599
00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:10,880
Speaker 1: assault Adam. I've never heard that you wear gold on

600
00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:13,160
Speaker 1: New Maybe that's like a maybe. That was just my

601
00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:16,680
Speaker 1: grandma and I just figured it was a real thing. Yeah, Yeah,

602
00:34:16,719 --> 00:34:18,960
Speaker 1: that's what It was not amazing when parents or grandparents

603
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:20,600
Speaker 1: would just tell you something as a kid and you're

604
00:34:20,640 --> 00:34:23,080
Speaker 1: just like, yeah, I guess that is a fact. I'll

605
00:34:23,080 --> 00:34:25,160
Speaker 1: think about that. Tilling forty. Yeah, what is it with

606
00:34:25,239 --> 00:34:28,480
Speaker 1: the like grandma's wearing purple hats? Is that a thing?

607
00:34:30,160 --> 00:34:33,080
Speaker 1: Did you what do you mean? Did you have like

608
00:34:33,120 --> 00:34:35,479
Speaker 1: a cool black grandmother that was taking you to church

609
00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:38,520
Speaker 1: or something? Yeah? Did you have a grandmother that worked

610
00:34:38,520 --> 00:34:44,799
Speaker 1: at the Kentucky Derby? Uh huh, No, there's a thing

611
00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:47,520
Speaker 1: like there's this club of grandma's that all wear like

612
00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:50,360
Speaker 1: purple hats. That's a real thing, dude. It's like a

613
00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:55,040
Speaker 1: job from playhouse. Dude. Well, I mean grandmother's in New

614
00:34:55,160 --> 00:35:01,719
Speaker 1: Orleans specifically, they like will go drink tea sipping. Oh

615
00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:08,319
Speaker 1: hit me with that before the tea on Sundays and

616
00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:10,319
Speaker 1: then they go and like they drink, they wear their

617
00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:14,760
Speaker 1: dumbass hats and they go. You know, have fucking no guys.

618
00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:20,560
Speaker 1: Most of us we know it's a red hat. It's

619
00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:23,600
Speaker 1: a red hat. It's called the Red Hat Society. And

620
00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:27,200
Speaker 1: all the grandmas wear red hats and they wear purple dress,

621
00:35:27,239 --> 00:35:30,480
Speaker 1: all the grandma's. I've never seen the red and what

622
00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:32,600
Speaker 1: is going on? Was this like the Red Hat Society.

623
00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:36,360
Speaker 1: It's an international social organization and it was found in

624
00:35:37,600 --> 00:35:41,040
Speaker 1: the United States for women age fifty and beyond, but

625
00:35:41,080 --> 00:35:44,439
Speaker 1: it's now open to women of all ages. Dude. That's

626
00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:46,840
Speaker 1: not even that long ago. When they have the Secret

627
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Speaker 1: Society's secret societies, it's supposed to be like a thousand

628
00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:52,000
Speaker 1: years old. This is like a new This is the

629
00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:54,200
Speaker 1: new hot ship. And and by the way, it's not

630
00:35:54,239 --> 00:35:57,279
Speaker 1: that secret of the society there, it's literally there's a

631
00:35:57,760 --> 00:36:07,800
Speaker 1: joined it's society dot whatever montonton dot com, dude listening

632
00:36:07,840 --> 00:36:11,399
Speaker 1: to these activities. Both red and pink hatters often wear

633
00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:17,279
Speaker 1: very elaborate, decorated hats and attention getting fashion accessories such

634
00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:23,800
Speaker 1: as feather boa. The society's events vary depending on the chapter,

635
00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:28,239
Speaker 1: but common activities among red hatters include hosting tea parties,

636
00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:31,239
Speaker 1: playing games, and going to movies. I want to be

637
00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:34,719
Speaker 1: a grandma. God, I wish I was chunking you. Honestly,

638
00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:38,480
Speaker 1: you will be a grandmother. Dude. You want to chuck

639
00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:40,840
Speaker 1: You want to chunk out of the red hat society.

640
00:36:40,840 --> 00:36:44,200
Speaker 1: That ship is cool. They probably get fucked up and play,

641
00:36:44,080 --> 00:36:46,880
Speaker 1: they don't. They drink tea and come on, that tea's

642
00:36:46,880 --> 00:36:48,880
Speaker 1: got shipped in it. Well, the cool ones get. The

643
00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:51,840
Speaker 1: cool ones go like it's like a church thing. You know.

644
00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:54,120
Speaker 1: It's sort of like when you go to like a

645
00:36:54,200 --> 00:36:57,279
Speaker 1: church event, you got like you I around, you see

646
00:36:57,280 --> 00:37:01,360
Speaker 1: who like the cool people are, and then you go like, hey, yo,

647
00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:05,840
Speaker 1: let's go throw rocks into that, like into that window

648
00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:08,440
Speaker 1: over there, or let's go steal cookies from Let's go

649
00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:11,839
Speaker 1: steal cookies. That's try to start something on fire. So basically,

650
00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:15,040
Speaker 1: the red hot society. Women are doing the same. They're

651
00:37:15,040 --> 00:37:17,719
Speaker 1: looking around. They're like, Yo, Gladys has got that gin

652
00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:20,560
Speaker 1: in her purse, and I know she does some of

653
00:37:20,600 --> 00:37:25,160
Speaker 1: that in our Yeah, we'd smoking grannies do, and our

654
00:37:25,280 --> 00:37:28,479
Speaker 1: villa's got that good good on lock. I'm still gonna

655
00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:31,840
Speaker 1: you're throwing up a tight one. We can bomb ripping granny's.

656
00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:35,439
Speaker 1: It's got to be that. You don't think. You don't

657
00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:38,719
Speaker 1: think these grandma's get fucking torched, dud? Did your grandmother

658
00:37:39,719 --> 00:37:43,040
Speaker 1: was your My grandmother was a fucking party animal or

659
00:37:43,120 --> 00:37:48,400
Speaker 1: vella divine That woman threw down very fun. My grandma

660
00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:52,600
Speaker 1: plays what fucking card game? She plays it like every day. Yeah,

661
00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:55,040
Speaker 1: she plays bridge every day with her home. It's a

662
00:37:55,080 --> 00:37:57,759
Speaker 1: grandma game, for sure. Grandma card love it and they

663
00:37:57,840 --> 00:38:00,080
Speaker 1: for sure you're for sure drinking while you do it.

664
00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:02,520
Speaker 1: It's like sipping wine playing bridge. So do you think

665
00:38:02,560 --> 00:38:06,160
Speaker 1: when we're old, when we're grandma's, my grandma wasn't sipping wine.

666
00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:09,840
Speaker 1: She was chugging vodka. Bro When we're old and we

667
00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:14,080
Speaker 1: are grandfathers, Uh, do you think we will like play

668
00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:16,160
Speaker 1: card games? I don't. I think we're all going to

669
00:38:16,239 --> 00:38:22,560
Speaker 1: be on a quest on the metaverse, the metaverse, fucking

670
00:38:22,640 --> 00:38:24,440
Speaker 1: chopping it up. And if we do play cards, it's

671
00:38:24,480 --> 00:38:28,000
Speaker 1: in the metaverse because look at us now, we're the

672
00:38:28,120 --> 00:38:30,400
Speaker 1: three best friends on a podcast. We're not in the

673
00:38:30,440 --> 00:38:37,799
Speaker 1: same room together. I prefer never good at ship. I don't.

674
00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:40,040
Speaker 1: I don't smell like ship. We've established it. You'r if

675
00:38:40,040 --> 00:38:42,040
Speaker 1: anyone's the stinking one is you? You think you smell

676
00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:46,000
Speaker 1: like ship? Now? Man, I don't. Yeah, I'll just probably

677
00:38:46,560 --> 00:38:51,719
Speaker 1: be dead by then. You're calling it no way, dude, Yeah,

678
00:38:51,760 --> 00:38:53,920
Speaker 1: dead by fifty. We've all established that I'm going to

679
00:38:53,960 --> 00:38:56,080
Speaker 1: be the first one dead. Yeah, I didn't say. I

680
00:38:56,880 --> 00:38:59,800
Speaker 1: wasn't talking about you, so you're I'm sorry. I was

681
00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:03,839
Speaker 1: about someone besides you. I was just about I'm gonna

682
00:39:03,880 --> 00:39:07,520
Speaker 1: be dead, and you're like, whoa, We've we've established dis Okay,

683
00:39:07,640 --> 00:39:10,240
Speaker 1: you'll be we'll be both dead then No, I die first?

684
00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:16,920
Speaker 1: Uh okay, yeah, true, Adams dead and I was talking

685
00:39:16,920 --> 00:39:19,799
Speaker 1: about us as a group, so we're dead. Do you

686
00:39:19,840 --> 00:39:22,960
Speaker 1: really think it'll be dead by fifty? Um man, I

687
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:26,320
Speaker 1: don't think you. Guys know, you live a very healthy lifestyle.

688
00:39:26,719 --> 00:39:29,120
Speaker 1: You you don't drink that often, and when you do,

689
00:39:29,320 --> 00:39:33,080
Speaker 1: it's a classic banch situation, so it'll be like a

690
00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:35,719
Speaker 1: tragic it won't be like a well there's a lot

691
00:39:35,760 --> 00:39:37,879
Speaker 1: of lean years. It was like so so, but then

692
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:40,200
Speaker 1: you don't like drink. You'll go like a few weeks

693
00:39:40,239 --> 00:39:42,640
Speaker 1: without drinking, and then you'll have a night out and

694
00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:45,360
Speaker 1: you'll go and you'll drink for sure. Well yeah, I

695
00:39:45,360 --> 00:39:47,760
Speaker 1: mean I drink on the weekend because there's the pandemic

696
00:39:47,840 --> 00:39:50,040
Speaker 1: changed everything because you're like, I don't go anywhere, so

697
00:39:50,080 --> 00:39:53,920
Speaker 1: I might as well just start drinking. Um. Hell yeah,

698
00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:56,919
Speaker 1: there's a lot of good things about the pandemic. Yeah yeah,

699
00:39:59,160 --> 00:40:01,200
Speaker 1: And you're like, well, like it's like got it is

700
00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:02,640
Speaker 1: kind of nice. I remember Blake when I was talking

701
00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:05,640
Speaker 1: about just getting that that couch buzz Yeah dude, And

702
00:40:05,880 --> 00:40:08,960
Speaker 1: uh yeah, it's a good time getting hammered and watching movies.

703
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:12,359
Speaker 1: It's the best. Yeah. Finding finding your room is like

704
00:40:12,880 --> 00:40:15,839
Speaker 1: you're like, where's that fucking ruler? Whe do I keep that?

705
00:40:16,160 --> 00:40:21,920
Speaker 1: Which is that? Where's daddy's room upstairs? First obstacle stairs?

706
00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:24,680
Speaker 1: Hey bud, could you show me where daddy's room? Where

707
00:40:24,760 --> 00:40:27,359
Speaker 1: I keep daddy's room? You just crawling your kid's bed?

708
00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:31,120
Speaker 1: Move over? God, I can't wait to do that is

709
00:40:31,280 --> 00:40:33,640
Speaker 1: in their dress. Have you ever have you ever done that?

710
00:40:33,680 --> 00:40:36,680
Speaker 1: My dad? My dad did Dad? You know once or

711
00:40:36,680 --> 00:40:39,040
Speaker 1: twice when I was a kid, not welcome in mom's room.

712
00:40:40,560 --> 00:40:44,719
Speaker 1: What I love you? I love you too. You're in

713
00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:56,160
Speaker 1: you're in your jeans. Dad. Well, I told you guys

714
00:40:56,160 --> 00:40:58,480
Speaker 1: this story about the time that me and my dad

715
00:40:58,520 --> 00:41:03,360
Speaker 1: always slap box right, uh, and we're always flat box

716
00:41:03,400 --> 00:41:06,000
Speaker 1: in each other. And uh. Then I was on tour

717
00:41:06,719 --> 00:41:09,960
Speaker 1: and I did a show in uh Cedar Rapids, Iowa,

718
00:41:10,040 --> 00:41:13,160
Speaker 1: which is like right next to Waterloo, Iowa, where I'm from,

719
00:41:13,160 --> 00:41:15,640
Speaker 1: where my whole family is from. And it was a

720
00:41:15,719 --> 00:41:20,200
Speaker 1: huge show, one of the biggest shows did come out. Yes,

721
00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:22,839
Speaker 1: we drank them out of the alcohol halfway through the show,

722
00:41:23,280 --> 00:41:25,319
Speaker 1: or not even halfway through, like fifteen minutes in the show,

723
00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:26,880
Speaker 1: they were like out of beer. So the then you

724
00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:30,000
Speaker 1: had to go by like the fifty more cases of beer,

725
00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:32,560
Speaker 1: I'm still gone. And it was like a big it

726
00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:36,040
Speaker 1: was like seats or something. And so it's an awesome

727
00:41:36,040 --> 00:41:37,919
Speaker 1: show and it went great. And then after the show

728
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:40,359
Speaker 1: we went out, we went drinking. It was very fun.

729
00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:42,719
Speaker 1: All my dad's friends are there and then we're going

730
00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:45,040
Speaker 1: back to the hotel and it's all icy out. It's

731
00:41:45,040 --> 00:41:48,440
Speaker 1: like February when in the winter, and we're slap boxing

732
00:41:48,920 --> 00:41:52,480
Speaker 1: and um, and then my dad uh starts to get

733
00:41:52,480 --> 00:41:56,480
Speaker 1: too aggressive, like I'm winning, so we close fist, punches

734
00:41:56,520 --> 00:42:00,560
Speaker 1: me in the mouth and like like popped me in

735
00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:02,919
Speaker 1: my fucking lip and so I'm like, what the fund

736
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:04,600
Speaker 1: you hit me on the lip and he's like I'm

737
00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:07,480
Speaker 1: shut And then I fucking popped him in the face

738
00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:10,520
Speaker 1: and I gave him a black eye and then my mom,

739
00:42:10,600 --> 00:42:15,799
Speaker 1: Now my mom's like stop it, stop it, yeah, and

740
00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:19,520
Speaker 1: my dad's yeah. And then my dad and he's like

741
00:42:19,560 --> 00:42:21,440
Speaker 1: wants to fight me, and people have to hold him

742
00:42:21,480 --> 00:42:24,880
Speaker 1: back and ship and uh. And then you know, cooler

743
00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:29,799
Speaker 1: heads prevailed and we went to bed part of the story.

744
00:42:30,440 --> 00:42:34,200
Speaker 1: So so and then uh, we go back to our

745
00:42:34,320 --> 00:42:37,920
Speaker 1: rooms whatever. You know, we're drunk and and you know

746
00:42:37,920 --> 00:42:39,480
Speaker 1: how you guys face fight your dad's when you guys

747
00:42:39,520 --> 00:42:43,400
Speaker 1: get drunk. And went back to our rooms and all

748
00:42:43,440 --> 00:42:45,880
Speaker 1: of a sudden, like I'm going to bed, and like

749
00:42:46,320 --> 00:42:50,520
Speaker 1: forty five minutes later, thirty minutes later, someone you know,

750
00:42:50,600 --> 00:42:55,719
Speaker 1: I just hear someone in the hallway going like oh man, oh,

751
00:42:56,000 --> 00:43:00,480
Speaker 1: come on, Jesus Christ was the two people you just

752
00:43:01,280 --> 00:43:04,359
Speaker 1: this my dad. I got back into character, and uh,

753
00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:06,160
Speaker 1: and I opened up the door and it's just my

754
00:43:06,239 --> 00:43:10,000
Speaker 1: dad slumped in the hallway, trying to sleep in the

755
00:43:10,040 --> 00:43:13,640
Speaker 1: hallway of the hotel. It's important. And I go, I go, Dad,

756
00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:16,320
Speaker 1: what the fund you doing? He goes, your mom won't

757
00:43:16,400 --> 00:43:19,120
Speaker 1: let me sleep in the room with her. She kicked

758
00:43:19,160 --> 00:43:23,000
Speaker 1: him out. Douse. Yeah. So I'm like, I'm like, come

759
00:43:23,040 --> 00:43:25,879
Speaker 1: in here, and then uh, he sleeps in the room

760
00:43:25,920 --> 00:43:29,680
Speaker 1: with me. I wake up. He somehow he was wearing

761
00:43:29,719 --> 00:43:32,400
Speaker 1: clothes when he got into bed, and then somehow he

762
00:43:32,440 --> 00:43:36,239
Speaker 1: had stripped down to just his tidy whitey's and uh.

763
00:43:36,400 --> 00:43:39,239
Speaker 1: I woke up to him throwing his leg over me

764
00:43:39,600 --> 00:43:44,799
Speaker 1: and grabbing me around like big spooning me, and then

765
00:43:45,040 --> 00:43:48,040
Speaker 1: brings me in close and goes, I love you money.

766
00:43:48,600 --> 00:43:52,239
Speaker 1: I'm sorry baby, and I'm like the funck and he goes,

767
00:43:55,719 --> 00:43:58,520
Speaker 1: oh my god. And then and then it was like,

768
00:43:58,560 --> 00:44:00,600
Speaker 1: oh shoot, I thought you were a pa and I'm like,

769
00:44:00,960 --> 00:44:05,920
Speaker 1: I'm not, I'm not fatty. Cooler heads prevailed. Cooler head

770
00:44:07,160 --> 00:44:10,839
Speaker 1: heads prevailed. Man, oh man, this guy with his dad

771
00:44:10,960 --> 00:44:13,160
Speaker 1: so that we have a really funny photo of like

772
00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:16,360
Speaker 1: the next day of like, uh, me looking fat headed

773
00:44:16,520 --> 00:44:18,520
Speaker 1: from all the booze I drank and my dad just

774
00:44:18,560 --> 00:44:20,920
Speaker 1: fully having a black eye and it's just us in

775
00:44:20,920 --> 00:44:24,040
Speaker 1: the lobby of this shitty hotel be like, yeah, it's okay,

776
00:44:25,160 --> 00:44:28,960
Speaker 1: it's fine, We're fine. We still love me too. I

777
00:44:29,080 --> 00:44:35,160
Speaker 1: slept with him last night. Last Cooler heads prevailed. Cooler

778
00:44:35,200 --> 00:44:39,000
Speaker 1: heads once again prevailed. Oh my god, damn, you gotta

779
00:44:39,040 --> 00:44:42,480
Speaker 1: stop slapping your dad around. Dude, that sucks up. It

780
00:44:42,560 --> 00:44:45,080
Speaker 1: was it was a mutual slap around. We'll still do it.

781
00:44:45,080 --> 00:44:48,080
Speaker 1: It's fun. It's fun to slap your dad, bob and weave.

782
00:44:48,239 --> 00:44:51,480
Speaker 1: But that thing, it's it's it's slapped boxing. Ironically, that's

783
00:44:51,480 --> 00:44:57,840
Speaker 1: also how you dance. Just yeah, just lots of hands

784
00:44:57,880 --> 00:45:00,719
Speaker 1: like a wow and crazy guy never is that he

785
00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:03,959
Speaker 1: might hit you. There's a lot of hands coming at you. Yeah,

786
00:45:04,040 --> 00:45:09,239
Speaker 1: dude from slam dancing went my browls? Ab dude, I've

787
00:45:09,360 --> 00:45:13,520
Speaker 1: slam dancer with my brows. Let's go. I love it, man.

788
00:45:14,719 --> 00:45:18,440
Speaker 1: What the thing have you guys? Ever? Fistfachered father's uh no.

789
00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:22,759
Speaker 1: I remember by the time my dad was so much

790
00:45:22,760 --> 00:45:27,279
Speaker 1: stronger than me, and then he was instantly old you know,

791
00:45:27,520 --> 00:45:31,840
Speaker 1: like I remember in college when I was a strong

792
00:45:32,320 --> 00:45:37,960
Speaker 1: Division one athlete, my dad, Ye, goddamn, my dad arm

793
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:41,640
Speaker 1: wrestled me with his pinky. He arm wrestled you with

794
00:45:41,719 --> 00:45:45,040
Speaker 1: his pinky. Yeah, he has like thick fingers. You've held

795
00:45:45,080 --> 00:45:49,240
Speaker 1: my You shook my dad's hands with yeah, whatever. Whenever

796
00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:51,959
Speaker 1: we see your father, I make sure to grab Phil

797
00:45:52,040 --> 00:45:56,040
Speaker 1: Holmes hand and just hold onto it. Yeah, we just

798
00:45:56,080 --> 00:45:59,319
Speaker 1: take walks. He's got like mits with thick fingers, right,

799
00:45:59,440 --> 00:46:02,759
Speaker 1: and he just exist and I couldn't. He didn't take

800
00:46:02,880 --> 00:46:06,040
Speaker 1: me down, but I definitely also couldn't take him down.

801
00:46:06,600 --> 00:46:10,040
Speaker 1: And I was like, what the fuck is happening here?

802
00:46:10,120 --> 00:46:12,879
Speaker 1: Like I think he just has that like, um, that's

803
00:46:12,920 --> 00:46:15,239
Speaker 1: the well dad's strength. But also just there's some people

804
00:46:15,239 --> 00:46:19,000
Speaker 1: who have that strength. It's just like they got reserves

805
00:46:19,200 --> 00:46:21,759
Speaker 1: in their muscles where they're just like I know, I

806
00:46:21,840 --> 00:46:25,480
Speaker 1: might not be huge, but like I can lift this anyways. Right,

807
00:46:27,160 --> 00:46:29,279
Speaker 1: So I'm scared of him. But wasn't your dad like

808
00:46:29,320 --> 00:46:32,560
Speaker 1: a big like weightlifter back in the day, Like, well,

809
00:46:32,719 --> 00:46:37,240
Speaker 1: I guess everybody, Um my dad is Arnold. My dad's

810
00:46:37,280 --> 00:46:42,120
Speaker 1: Andre the giant. Uh my dad played football. Um, yeah,

811
00:46:42,160 --> 00:46:44,000
Speaker 1: he was a football player. But he wasn't like a

812
00:46:44,080 --> 00:46:47,840
Speaker 1: huge guy. He just has like a big head, big hands.

813
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:51,960
Speaker 1: He's like a wide person's like a center. He was

814
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:55,120
Speaker 1: a center, a college center. Yeah, your dad reminds me

815
00:46:55,239 --> 00:46:58,920
Speaker 1: of I'm watching Succession and your dad reminds me of

816
00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:04,239
Speaker 1: Brian Cox, the character that not in like how he

817
00:47:04,400 --> 00:47:10,040
Speaker 1: is temperament, but just like a big like bulldog of

818
00:47:10,080 --> 00:47:13,440
Speaker 1: a man, like a strong, big guy. Yeah, yeah, I

819
00:47:13,440 --> 00:47:16,240
Speaker 1: can see that. So you never fist fought him? Yeah?

820
00:47:16,560 --> 00:47:22,239
Speaker 1: And did you ever just throw some fucking gloves with Tim? Um? Well,

821
00:47:22,320 --> 00:47:27,239
Speaker 1: my talk about my father. Yeah, he was a he

822
00:47:27,280 --> 00:47:30,040
Speaker 1: was a wrestler in college, in high school. So but

823
00:47:30,160 --> 00:47:33,560
Speaker 1: do you think right now you could physically dominate your father?

824
00:47:38,320 --> 00:47:41,239
Speaker 1: Tim's jack. Tim is still jacked. I don't know. He's

825
00:47:41,280 --> 00:47:44,120
Speaker 1: got good wrestling moves, but he's I don't know's hey,

826
00:47:44,200 --> 00:47:46,920
Speaker 1: he's broken. He's got like a bad shoulder and like

827
00:47:47,160 --> 00:47:51,920
Speaker 1: his hands, so you shoulder, Yeah, I mean, don't be afraid.

828
00:47:52,040 --> 00:47:54,000
Speaker 1: I know, I know he might listen to the podcast,

829
00:47:54,040 --> 00:47:56,719
Speaker 1: my dad, this is the podcast, and I mean, yeah,

830
00:47:56,800 --> 00:47:59,680
Speaker 1: he just battled cancer and so I do have that

831
00:47:59,760 --> 00:48:02,040
Speaker 1: leg up on it. But I for sure can beat

832
00:48:02,080 --> 00:48:04,880
Speaker 1: the ship. Out of my of my father who just

833
00:48:04,960 --> 00:48:10,000
Speaker 1: battled cancer right now. Confident, I'm confident you've got that

834
00:48:10,120 --> 00:48:12,000
Speaker 1: being able to like that, I could do that. Yes, yeah,

835
00:48:12,080 --> 00:48:13,600
Speaker 1: sure I'll put you know, I'll put it on wax.

836
00:48:13,640 --> 00:48:16,960
Speaker 1: I could beat my dad's ass. Come at me, bro

837
00:48:17,160 --> 00:48:21,560
Speaker 1: Hey maybe in the live show. Uh, we fight our dads.

838
00:48:21,600 --> 00:48:24,600
Speaker 1: We bring our dads out there. We wear boxing gloves

839
00:48:25,360 --> 00:48:27,799
Speaker 1: and we can even like handicap We can wear like

840
00:48:28,080 --> 00:48:30,720
Speaker 1: a forty five pounds like weight vest on or something

841
00:48:31,080 --> 00:48:33,880
Speaker 1: to like handicap us a little bit supposed to. We

842
00:48:33,880 --> 00:48:37,920
Speaker 1: wear like heavy gloves. We put like my dad, he's

843
00:48:37,920 --> 00:48:40,759
Speaker 1: not he's not eighty, but he's not. He's damn near eight, right,

844
00:48:41,120 --> 00:48:44,680
Speaker 1: he's kissing eighty. And I still feel like I don't

845
00:48:44,719 --> 00:48:47,240
Speaker 1: know if he had if he just got one grip

846
00:48:47,280 --> 00:48:49,840
Speaker 1: on me, he break thumb, his thumb could go like

847
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:52,680
Speaker 1: into my flesh, you know what I mean. Yeah, man,

848
00:48:52,800 --> 00:48:55,399
Speaker 1: he's still got that power. I would say your dad

849
00:48:55,480 --> 00:48:58,200
Speaker 1: is is the scariest one. For sure. He's got like

850
00:48:58,280 --> 00:49:03,040
Speaker 1: mordic blood. My my father. There's stories of him just

851
00:49:03,080 --> 00:49:07,640
Speaker 1: going uh no, his friends, because I go hunting with

852
00:49:07,680 --> 00:49:09,120
Speaker 1: a group of my friends and a group of his

853
00:49:09,160 --> 00:49:11,239
Speaker 1: friends once a year. We haven't done the last couple

854
00:49:11,239 --> 00:49:15,840
Speaker 1: of years because of COVID and cancer. But covid COVID

855
00:49:15,920 --> 00:49:22,000
Speaker 1: strikes again. But there's evidently he bit a man's finger off. Yeah,

856
00:49:22,320 --> 00:49:26,200
Speaker 1: back in the day. So he bit a man's finger off.

857
00:49:26,920 --> 00:49:30,040
Speaker 1: So like I, you know, I'm afraid if he get

858
00:49:30,040 --> 00:49:32,520
Speaker 1: where to get real riled up, something could turn real

859
00:49:32,640 --> 00:49:35,439
Speaker 1: sideways to where he just I feel like I would

860
00:49:35,520 --> 00:49:39,200
Speaker 1: never bite a man's fings Like, I don't know about that.

861
00:49:39,280 --> 00:49:43,279
Speaker 1: I feel like you would you do they? Yeah? I

862
00:49:43,320 --> 00:49:46,719
Speaker 1: feel like you would totally bite somebody's finger off. You're

863
00:49:46,920 --> 00:49:48,919
Speaker 1: you're definitely the guy to bite. And then you would

864
00:49:48,920 --> 00:49:52,719
Speaker 1: blame them. Yeah, it's just your Yeah, you'd be like

865
00:49:54,160 --> 00:49:55,960
Speaker 1: you did that, You did that? Well, you started the

866
00:49:56,120 --> 00:50:00,080
Speaker 1: putting all up in my face. Dude. They des a

867
00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:02,680
Speaker 1: little chop child, don't I mean, I think I think

868
00:50:02,719 --> 00:50:04,200
Speaker 1: you would go for him. I think if they were

869
00:50:04,239 --> 00:50:07,560
Speaker 1: nearby and you were losing, you go for him. Well,

870
00:50:07,600 --> 00:50:10,480
Speaker 1: it depends. Is this a life or death fight like

871
00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:14,600
Speaker 1: a friendly the fight with my dad in in that

872
00:50:14,640 --> 00:50:18,360
Speaker 1: parking lot in front of the local radisson. He wanted

873
00:50:18,400 --> 00:50:21,080
Speaker 1: to kill you. What was his fight? Was his fight? Life?

874
00:50:21,120 --> 00:50:24,600
Speaker 1: Or death. No, his fight was like guys followed them

875
00:50:24,640 --> 00:50:27,520
Speaker 1: home from the bar and like they fought in in

876
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:30,920
Speaker 1: so I don't know, you know, they they were like

877
00:50:31,040 --> 00:50:34,520
Speaker 1: street kids. So there could have been knives and shirt

878
00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:39,920
Speaker 1: bike chains Yeah, no chains, but a lot of handfuls

879
00:50:39,920 --> 00:50:41,600
Speaker 1: of dirt. No, but that it was they were like

880
00:50:41,640 --> 00:50:44,360
Speaker 1: super like my dad and friends that were murdered and ship,

881
00:50:44,480 --> 00:50:49,759
Speaker 1: you know, yeah, what the fuck in high school and

882
00:50:49,760 --> 00:50:51,760
Speaker 1: he had a friend gets stabbed in the hallway and murdered.

883
00:50:51,840 --> 00:50:56,800
Speaker 1: What Yeah, man, that's fucking crazy at school. At school,

884
00:50:57,360 --> 00:51:00,080
Speaker 1: that's really insane. So yeah, it could have been have

885
00:51:00,160 --> 00:51:02,360
Speaker 1: been life or death. I don't know, you know that

886
00:51:02,400 --> 00:51:05,360
Speaker 1: being said, like if I'm in a fist fight with usually,

887
00:51:05,440 --> 00:51:07,840
Speaker 1: I've only ever fought my friends. It's always been like

888
00:51:07,880 --> 00:51:10,400
Speaker 1: tempers get a little out of hand and then me

889
00:51:10,480 --> 00:51:12,960
Speaker 1: and a buddy go at it. But we're not actually

890
00:51:13,680 --> 00:51:15,600
Speaker 1: like you're just trying to win the fight. You're not

891
00:51:15,640 --> 00:51:19,080
Speaker 1: trying to physically hurt them to where they can't like

892
00:51:19,320 --> 00:51:21,799
Speaker 1: walk the next day, you know what I mean? Uh,

893
00:51:22,080 --> 00:51:24,480
Speaker 1: do we know what you mean? I don't know what

894
00:51:24,560 --> 00:51:26,840
Speaker 1: I mean. I don't know. I'm saying like if I

895
00:51:26,880 --> 00:51:30,279
Speaker 1: were to fight I wouldn't. I wouldn't Like, if there

896
00:51:30,320 --> 00:51:34,120
Speaker 1: was an opportunity to break your neck, I wouldn't do it.

897
00:51:35,080 --> 00:51:38,799
Speaker 1: If I appreciate that. Yeah, but if I'm in a

898
00:51:38,840 --> 00:51:41,880
Speaker 1: fist fight and and there's like a guy with a

899
00:51:41,960 --> 00:51:44,200
Speaker 1: fucking blade and he's coming at me and he's like,

900
00:51:44,320 --> 00:51:47,120
Speaker 1: I'm I'm gonna murder you, then I looked for the

901
00:51:47,120 --> 00:51:51,040
Speaker 1: opportunity to break his skull. You want you're looking for

902
00:51:51,080 --> 00:51:53,480
Speaker 1: the excuse to kill him. Man, if he's trying to

903
00:51:53,520 --> 00:51:56,080
Speaker 1: kill me. If I think that my life is in danger,

904
00:51:56,239 --> 00:51:58,480
Speaker 1: but if I'm fighting a friend, I know my life's

905
00:51:58,480 --> 00:52:01,360
Speaker 1: not in danger. Can we talk about this real quick?

906
00:52:02,160 --> 00:52:04,960
Speaker 1: Is the what is the scenario where you would feel

907
00:52:05,160 --> 00:52:11,120
Speaker 1: okay having killed someone? I feel okay if they if

908
00:52:11,160 --> 00:52:13,800
Speaker 1: they're like you where you don't think it would haunt you?

909
00:52:14,760 --> 00:52:21,759
Speaker 1: What were they mad? Rude? Yeah? Like like you get

910
00:52:21,800 --> 00:52:24,120
Speaker 1: seated at a table and they just don't bring you menus,

911
00:52:24,920 --> 00:52:29,799
Speaker 1: you fully should get to kill the hosts. Were they

912
00:52:29,840 --> 00:52:34,400
Speaker 1: like super rude to yours? Yeah? Uh? Then maybe no,

913
00:52:34,560 --> 00:52:37,920
Speaker 1: it would need to be like like I always think, like, uh,

914
00:52:38,400 --> 00:52:43,239
Speaker 1: if I come bullets, if you come fire fire hail,

915
00:52:43,640 --> 00:52:46,280
Speaker 1: silver bullets, and if I come out of my bedroom

916
00:52:46,320 --> 00:52:48,520
Speaker 1: and there's just like a guy in the hallway and

917
00:52:48,600 --> 00:52:50,919
Speaker 1: he has like a knife for a gun or like

918
00:52:51,320 --> 00:52:54,280
Speaker 1: he's not leaving if I'm leaving, and then we fight.

919
00:52:54,960 --> 00:52:58,000
Speaker 1: I if I end up killing him, I don't want to.

920
00:52:58,239 --> 00:53:00,399
Speaker 1: But if he's if I think like he is there

921
00:53:00,400 --> 00:53:03,799
Speaker 1: to kill me, then I think I'd be okay with it.

922
00:53:04,280 --> 00:53:05,960
Speaker 1: I'm sure it would. I would have to go to

923
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:11,160
Speaker 1: counseling or whatever would get you to therapy. Yeah, maybe,

924
00:53:11,320 --> 00:53:13,160
Speaker 1: I don't know, maybe not. I might just be fine

925
00:53:13,200 --> 00:53:16,640
Speaker 1: with this. Yeah, you never know. I don't know. I

926
00:53:16,680 --> 00:53:18,960
Speaker 1: know I'm here because I killed somebody. But do you

927
00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:23,520
Speaker 1: think I should cut back on the caffeine? I don't know.

928
00:53:23,560 --> 00:53:25,640
Speaker 1: Would you guys be okay? I feel like that would

929
00:53:25,640 --> 00:53:29,640
Speaker 1: be the scenario that I could murder a person. If

930
00:53:29,640 --> 00:53:31,279
Speaker 1: your family is in the house and there's just a

931
00:53:31,320 --> 00:53:34,120
Speaker 1: fucking guy there and you out of my house and

932
00:53:34,160 --> 00:53:36,880
Speaker 1: he's like nah, and he comes towards you, and you're like, oh, fun,

933
00:53:36,960 --> 00:53:38,440
Speaker 1: now I gotta fight this guy to the death. I

934
00:53:38,480 --> 00:53:41,120
Speaker 1: don't think I would ever feel great doing it. But yeah,

935
00:53:41,120 --> 00:53:43,759
Speaker 1: if they were coming from my family, and if they're

936
00:53:43,760 --> 00:53:45,480
Speaker 1: going to kill your family, you gotta do it. But

937
00:53:45,600 --> 00:53:48,040
Speaker 1: that's actually like, well, you don't know. I mean, he's

938
00:53:48,080 --> 00:53:50,960
Speaker 1: not there, he's you know, a killer doesn't say I'm

939
00:53:50,960 --> 00:53:53,960
Speaker 1: here to kill you and your family sometimes in the

940
00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:56,799
Speaker 1: movies now usually they're just like what, it's fine. And

941
00:53:56,840 --> 00:54:00,399
Speaker 1: then he subdues you, and then he makes he ties

942
00:54:00,440 --> 00:54:02,640
Speaker 1: you up, he puts a bunch of plates on your back,

943
00:54:03,440 --> 00:54:06,279
Speaker 1: he rapes and murders your children and your wife. Yeah,

944
00:54:06,360 --> 00:54:10,440
Speaker 1: and then he comes and kills you. Yeah, before that happens,

945
00:54:10,560 --> 00:54:13,439
Speaker 1: you have to fight this man to the dadsolutely. Well,

946
00:54:13,480 --> 00:54:16,120
Speaker 1: I actually it's a it's a YouTube. Whole life sometimes

947
00:54:16,120 --> 00:54:19,000
Speaker 1: fall down. It's very intriguing. But you can watch like

948
00:54:19,440 --> 00:54:23,279
Speaker 1: soldiers who it's like talk about their first time like

949
00:54:23,400 --> 00:54:26,000
Speaker 1: killing a man, you know, because that's like a time

950
00:54:26,040 --> 00:54:29,719
Speaker 1: when killing is required of you and you're not necessarily

951
00:54:29,800 --> 00:54:33,000
Speaker 1: a killer. Watching these people tell the story, but the

952
00:54:33,080 --> 00:54:36,399
Speaker 1: scenario might not even be like one that you might

953
00:54:36,440 --> 00:54:40,000
Speaker 1: necessarily want to even kill somebody. Yeah, it's just crazy.

954
00:54:40,120 --> 00:54:43,040
Speaker 1: They're super powerful to watch. It's just like whoa man,

955
00:54:43,120 --> 00:54:45,400
Speaker 1: It's really fun. Yeah, that would that would suck. It

956
00:54:45,440 --> 00:54:48,080
Speaker 1: would truly suck to have to just kill somebody on

957
00:54:48,440 --> 00:54:51,600
Speaker 1: the other team. Yeah, I don't. I feel like, um,

958
00:54:52,400 --> 00:54:55,040
Speaker 1: the the the household one is good. But also like

959
00:54:55,760 --> 00:54:58,680
Speaker 1: if you have an opportunity, if someone's like driving through

960
00:54:59,480 --> 00:55:03,320
Speaker 1: a crap out right, you have the chance to fucking

961
00:55:03,360 --> 00:55:06,920
Speaker 1: like shoot them in the face, right that. I like

962
00:55:07,080 --> 00:55:10,239
Speaker 1: that one. That's my that's my favorite because then you're

963
00:55:10,239 --> 00:55:13,400
Speaker 1: saving you're saving many lives. No, no, I see, I

964
00:55:13,440 --> 00:55:15,520
Speaker 1: like that. I think my favorite is that there's like

965
00:55:15,560 --> 00:55:17,640
Speaker 1: a gunman of sorts and I'm in my car and

966
00:55:17,680 --> 00:55:20,040
Speaker 1: I can just kind of turn and run them over,

967
00:55:20,400 --> 00:55:22,600
Speaker 1: and I think I'm feeling okay, okay, yeah that works

968
00:55:22,640 --> 00:55:24,680
Speaker 1: to vehicular man, I don't know if I want to

969
00:55:24,680 --> 00:55:28,399
Speaker 1: do the hand to hand combat stuff, those moments would

970
00:55:28,480 --> 00:55:31,120
Speaker 1: haunt me, right because you really got to get amped up.

971
00:55:31,120 --> 00:55:33,600
Speaker 1: Whereas you got it, you got there's like a windshield

972
00:55:33,680 --> 00:55:37,000
Speaker 1: between you're you're like, yeah, right it all. I was

973
00:55:37,040 --> 00:55:40,200
Speaker 1: thinking about saving Private Ryan. We're dude is on top

974
00:55:40,200 --> 00:55:43,800
Speaker 1: of him and slowly you put the knife into his chest.

975
00:55:44,200 --> 00:55:47,360
Speaker 1: Sandy Hook, I think that was the elementary school, right,

976
00:55:47,400 --> 00:55:52,000
Speaker 1: the super sad one. Uh uh, they were all sad.

977
00:55:52,239 --> 00:55:54,319
Speaker 1: Just for the record, Yeah, they're all sad. That was

978
00:55:54,480 --> 00:56:00,319
Speaker 1: really super little little kids horrific. Uh. My old friend

979
00:56:00,360 --> 00:56:03,480
Speaker 1: at the time caught me. I was in the bathroom

980
00:56:03,719 --> 00:56:05,200
Speaker 1: and i just got to the shower and I'm looking

981
00:56:05,200 --> 00:56:06,719
Speaker 1: at myself in the mirror and I'm like getting and

982
00:56:06,760 --> 00:56:09,400
Speaker 1: I'm thinking about it, and then I like played the

983
00:56:09,400 --> 00:56:13,040
Speaker 1: scenario out of my head as if yeah, as a teacher,

984
00:56:13,080 --> 00:56:15,080
Speaker 1: and he comes around the corner and I got him

985
00:56:15,120 --> 00:56:18,080
Speaker 1: in a chokehold, and I'm like and I'm playing this

986
00:56:18,160 --> 00:56:20,600
Speaker 1: out in front of the mirror, and she walks in

987
00:56:20,800 --> 00:56:24,239
Speaker 1: on me choking out an air like the air and

988
00:56:24,280 --> 00:56:25,799
Speaker 1: She's like, what the are you doing? And I'm like,

989
00:56:25,880 --> 00:56:30,919
Speaker 1: Sandy hook, I'm killing I'm killing the guy we need. Yeah.

990
00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:35,239
Speaker 1: And then and then she was like, uh, okay, she

991
00:56:35,360 --> 00:56:38,120
Speaker 1: got it. Yeah, I think she knew well enough. That

992
00:56:38,280 --> 00:56:41,480
Speaker 1: was like, oh, yeah, that all that checks out. You're

993
00:56:41,520 --> 00:56:46,319
Speaker 1: just choking out this this air terrorist school. Yeah? Did

994
00:56:46,320 --> 00:56:48,480
Speaker 1: they ever catch this, Sandy? They caught the guy? He did?

995
00:56:48,560 --> 00:56:52,719
Speaker 1: He kill himself. I don't know about it because one

996
00:56:52,719 --> 00:56:55,880
Speaker 1: of the conspiracies is that people claim it wasn't real.

997
00:56:56,120 --> 00:57:01,440
Speaker 1: It was like those crazy Can you imagine being one

998
00:57:01,480 --> 00:57:03,320
Speaker 1: of those parents and they're like it wasn't real and

999
00:57:03,360 --> 00:57:05,960
Speaker 1: You're like, yeah, I want to. That's I think they

1000
00:57:05,960 --> 00:57:09,279
Speaker 1: had to sue Homeboy. Yeah, Alex Joe, and he had

1001
00:57:09,320 --> 00:57:11,399
Speaker 1: to pay like a ton tons of money. The only

1002
00:57:11,440 --> 00:57:14,200
Speaker 1: other way that I'd feel comfortable murdering someone is if

1003
00:57:14,280 --> 00:57:16,959
Speaker 1: my child was murdered during Sandy Hook and then someone

1004
00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:19,640
Speaker 1: said it was a conspiracy theory, and then I would

1005
00:57:18,960 --> 00:57:21,760
Speaker 1: just then I'm like, man, I get a murder that

1006
00:57:21,760 --> 00:57:23,880
Speaker 1: guy now too? If I see him, would you say

1007
00:57:23,960 --> 00:57:29,080
Speaker 1: I got a theory? Um him up and gun knife nunchucks? Yeah,

1008
00:57:29,240 --> 00:57:32,120
Speaker 1: NUNCHUCKSA ha. Nunchucks would be a pretty fucking sick ass

1009
00:57:32,120 --> 00:57:34,320
Speaker 1: way to go about a size. I don't even know

1010
00:57:34,360 --> 00:57:36,320
Speaker 1: if I if I could kill anyone with a nunchuck,

1011
00:57:36,360 --> 00:57:38,840
Speaker 1: that'd be that'd be a really hard Probably kill yourself

1012
00:57:38,880 --> 00:57:41,560
Speaker 1: on accident, Yeah, can you imagine trying to do that?

1013
00:57:41,760 --> 00:57:45,560
Speaker 1: It was just suck nunchucking. Your own were nunchucked. It's

1014
00:57:45,600 --> 00:57:48,240
Speaker 1: the hardest thing in the world. You hit yourself so often.

1015
00:57:49,120 --> 00:57:51,800
Speaker 1: I was learning it when Uh Kyle and I were

1016
00:57:51,800 --> 00:57:54,160
Speaker 1: going to do this movie, sex Castle. It's based off

1017
00:57:54,200 --> 00:57:57,480
Speaker 1: of a comic book, and we were we were going

1018
00:57:57,600 --> 00:57:59,760
Speaker 1: down the path like we had the script and everything,

1019
00:57:59,760 --> 00:58:01,480
Speaker 1: and I started to do fight training and I was

1020
00:58:01,520 --> 00:58:05,600
Speaker 1: doing nunchuck training and it was hard as fuck. Did

1021
00:58:05,600 --> 00:58:08,080
Speaker 1: you start with the plastic ones with the pads on them? Yeah?

1022
00:58:08,240 --> 00:58:11,400
Speaker 1: I feel like after watching a few uh watching Ninja

1023
00:58:11,400 --> 00:58:13,880
Speaker 1: Turtles a few times where they had the nunchuck battle. Yeah,

1024
00:58:13,960 --> 00:58:17,400
Speaker 1: fellow chucker, you could do that. You could do it

1025
00:58:17,560 --> 00:58:20,520
Speaker 1: slow and then just build up speed. Tell you who's

1026
00:58:20,600 --> 00:58:24,520
Speaker 1: okay at nunchucks is Rebel, Rebel has the basic skills down.

1027
00:58:24,560 --> 00:58:27,760
Speaker 1: Rebel Wilson, Rebell Wilson. Yeah. Yeah, that was her calling

1028
00:58:27,800 --> 00:58:30,960
Speaker 1: card when she got to the States. That's right, Remember nunchuck.

1029
00:58:31,200 --> 00:58:33,880
Speaker 1: When we cast her, they were specifically like, she wants

1030
00:58:33,920 --> 00:58:36,160
Speaker 1: to nunchuck in a scene, and we're like, yeah, she's

1031
00:58:36,160 --> 00:58:40,600
Speaker 1: a Juggalo for sure. Yeah. She was in the episode

1032
00:58:40,640 --> 00:58:43,040
Speaker 1: of Arcoholics where we go to the Juggalo Dark Carnival

1033
00:58:43,080 --> 00:58:45,240
Speaker 1: of the Souls and she played the character I believe,

1034
00:58:45,280 --> 00:58:49,880
Speaker 1: big money hustler. What's her name? Yeah, I think so,

1035
00:58:50,160 --> 00:58:53,320
Speaker 1: and uh yeah, and then and then she wanted a

1036
00:58:53,400 --> 00:58:59,120
Speaker 1: nunchuck and we were like, yeah, Juggalos, I'm sure nunchuck. Also, yeah,

1037
00:58:59,280 --> 00:59:02,240
Speaker 1: they nunchuck the funk out of ship. One more name

1038
00:59:02,240 --> 00:59:05,400
Speaker 1: pull from that episode, the big guy who was beating

1039
00:59:05,440 --> 00:59:09,000
Speaker 1: up Blake or whatever. The name was Dr ned and

1040
00:59:09,200 --> 00:59:12,000
Speaker 1: which made me laugh so hard because Nedden just means

1041
00:59:12,040 --> 00:59:16,520
Speaker 1: pussy to Juggalos. It's like a specific jug and Juggalo speak.

1042
00:59:16,800 --> 00:59:21,840
Speaker 1: His name was doctor Pussy. Hey, if you know, you

1043
00:59:21,880 --> 00:59:25,280
Speaker 1: know God, I feel like now Juggalos have been so like,

1044
00:59:25,400 --> 00:59:28,320
Speaker 1: you know, interviewed and and there's so much footage of

1045
00:59:28,360 --> 00:59:30,520
Speaker 1: them and all that. But I definitely saw a new

1046
00:59:30,560 --> 00:59:32,520
Speaker 1: interview where a guy was talking to him and he

1047
00:59:32,720 --> 00:59:36,600
Speaker 1: said something about, yeah, workaholics called those walking talking diarrhea people.

1048
00:59:37,440 --> 00:59:41,760
Speaker 1: He said, funk us right, Uh, well we're also so funny. Yeah,

1049
00:59:42,040 --> 00:59:45,520
Speaker 1: very cool that we we broke through, broke through their ranks. Yeah,

1050
00:59:45,520 --> 00:59:47,160
Speaker 1: I think we pissed a couple of them off. I

1051
00:59:47,160 --> 00:59:50,480
Speaker 1: remember like there was Blaze or something wanted to like

1052
00:59:50,560 --> 00:59:52,800
Speaker 1: beat our ass or something, or the guys from Twisted.

1053
00:59:53,000 --> 00:59:56,600
Speaker 1: I don't know. If you kill one of us Adams

1054
00:59:56,640 --> 00:59:59,120
Speaker 1: coming for yeah, you don't want it. And if he's

1055
00:59:59,160 --> 01:00:01,760
Speaker 1: not our dad are, yeah you don't want it with

1056
01:00:01,840 --> 01:00:04,760
Speaker 1: my boy? Hey do we for the live show? Uh

1057
01:00:05,040 --> 01:00:09,720
Speaker 1: fight a bunch of Juggalos. It's a whole gauntlet match.

1058
01:00:09,880 --> 01:00:14,920
Speaker 1: We fight our dads and then the last boss is shag.

1059
01:00:17,080 --> 01:00:21,600
Speaker 1: Is there any takebacks, apologies, giveaways, epic slams today or

1060
01:00:22,120 --> 01:00:24,960
Speaker 1: well you want to take back anything about these Juggalos. Look,

1061
01:00:24,960 --> 01:00:28,440
Speaker 1: you guys, you've got a beautiful culture. Um, but we

1062
01:00:28,520 --> 01:00:31,480
Speaker 1: all know what it is. We all know what it is.

1063
01:00:31,560 --> 01:00:33,680
Speaker 1: It is what it is, and what what is it?

1064
01:00:33,880 --> 01:00:37,400
Speaker 1: I don't know what walking talking diary. We all know

1065
01:00:37,440 --> 01:00:40,280
Speaker 1: what it is. Uh. And if you guys enjoy it,

1066
01:00:40,360 --> 01:00:42,600
Speaker 1: don't don't worry about us. Yeah, more power to you

1067
01:00:42,600 --> 01:00:45,840
Speaker 1: if you enjoy it, More power to you and your smelly,

1068
01:00:45,880 --> 01:00:50,000
Speaker 1: weird chit. We're just jealous. Yeah, it's family, baby, Yeah,

1069
01:00:50,160 --> 01:00:55,840
Speaker 1: it's family. Great Malenko Committedly, doing research for that episode,

1070
01:00:55,880 --> 01:00:59,120
Speaker 1: I now know way too many. Uh well one I

1071
01:01:00,200 --> 01:01:05,920
Speaker 1: know too, because then they did one that's a jail.

1072
01:01:06,760 --> 01:01:10,640
Speaker 1: But the Magnets, I take it back. How do they work?

1073
01:01:10,760 --> 01:01:14,320
Speaker 1: The Magnets do a lot of really cool stuff over

1074
01:01:14,360 --> 01:01:16,720
Speaker 1: there in Juggalo Nation. By the way, that is the

1075
01:01:16,760 --> 01:01:19,880
Speaker 1: perfect example of the song where you're like, who fucking

1076
01:01:19,920 --> 01:01:23,400
Speaker 1: thinks Sandy Hook is fake? People who listened to that Magnets,

1077
01:01:23,400 --> 01:01:26,360
Speaker 1: how do they work? Song? And go? Man? Wait, wait,

1078
01:01:26,440 --> 01:01:33,200
Speaker 1: good points all around. Yeah wait a second, yeah, everything

1079
01:01:33,320 --> 01:01:35,760
Speaker 1: is fake. I don't believe anything. I mean that being said,

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01:01:35,800 --> 01:01:38,760
Speaker 1: they got they got a thing going they shouldn't. Don't.

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01:01:38,800 --> 01:01:41,040
Speaker 1: Don't worry about us judging you. You guys, you got

1082
01:01:41,080 --> 01:01:43,600
Speaker 1: a family. You're doing it. Yeah, absolutely, you call each

1083
01:01:43,600 --> 01:01:47,520
Speaker 1: other ninjas. We all know what that's replacing. It's weird,

1084
01:01:48,240 --> 01:01:50,200
Speaker 1: but you're doing it. You're doing your own thing. You're

1085
01:01:50,240 --> 01:01:53,040
Speaker 1: doing your very own thing. Um, and we said, and

1086
01:01:53,280 --> 01:01:55,360
Speaker 1: you know, Dirts wants to give you flowers. I don't.

1087
01:01:55,440 --> 01:01:59,200
Speaker 1: I think you're walking talking diarrhea people, but uh, dirts

1088
01:01:59,200 --> 01:02:01,120
Speaker 1: wants to give you flowers? How did it? Hey? This

1089
01:02:01,160 --> 01:02:03,320
Speaker 1: is how I remember how Adam's like, I'm gonna die first,

1090
01:02:03,760 --> 01:02:06,280
Speaker 1: and now he's like solidifying it. He's like making sure

1091
01:02:06,280 --> 01:02:08,680
Speaker 1: it happens. You know they're a gang, dude, they're wanted

1092
01:02:08,680 --> 01:02:13,840
Speaker 1: by the FBI. They cool, they know they're walking talking diarrhea.

1093
01:02:13,800 --> 01:02:16,160
Speaker 1: If it was fine, they embrace it. Do you think

1094
01:02:16,200 --> 01:02:22,640
Speaker 1: they run around shouting fago instead of let's go ohtally.

1095
01:02:22,720 --> 01:02:26,800
Speaker 1: I'd like that a lot more. I got a lot more. Hey,

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01:02:26,800 --> 01:02:32,800
Speaker 1: Butcher's points brother, Yes, thank you, you got him? All right? Guys.

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01:02:32,840 --> 01:02:38,240
Speaker 1: That was another episode of This Is