Speaker 1: The Nikki Glaser Podcast Glazers.
Speaker 2: Hello here, I am Snicky Glazer Podcast. Welcome to the show.
Speaker 2: It's Nicky Glazer. I'm here with Brian Frangie. I'm not
Speaker 2: here with him, but he's here on Indian Spirit. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean and more than that video. I see your
Speaker 2: face moving.
Speaker 1: That's audio.
Speaker 2: You're actually you're not here in spirit. That's the linking
Speaker 2: you are here in for me. How's how's your going?
Speaker 1: Uh? Mine's going good. I uh, I'm doing all right. Well,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm doing terrible as usual, but I'm me
Speaker 1: and I my headspace is decent, which is good.
Speaker 2: Oh okay.
Speaker 1: I feel like now this is an interesting time. This
Speaker 1: is probably this is obviously not more interesting than your
Speaker 1: last two weeks, which have been a whirlwind, roller coaster
Speaker 1: ride of insanity. Yes, but I feel like this period
Speaker 1: is the frequently and not talked about period, which I
Speaker 1: would like to call the reflections period, where things start
Speaker 1: to slow down and now you're like, what just happened? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And how do I feel now?
Speaker 2: Yeah? That's a good point. Thank you for the dovetailing
Speaker 2: this into about me after I asked you how you
Speaker 2: were doing well. I don't want to do good headspace.
Speaker 1: I don't want to spiral into you know what am
Speaker 1: I going to talk about? You know, everything that's going wrong?
Speaker 2: Let's talk about Well, let me guess your you can't sleep,
Speaker 2: your teeth hurt, your dog is restless, and your wife
Speaker 2: is happy and her spirits are high, which can be
Speaker 2: annoying at times. There's uh, coconuts fallen down from pine
Speaker 2: cones are starting to fall.
Speaker 1: Yeah. No, it's in the season where the pine cones
Speaker 1: are falling and it's dangerous out there.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I can't even go outside my house without worrying.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, we'll get into your anxieties because I think
Speaker 2: it all tracks together of like all the things. You know, Uh,
Speaker 2: we're we're all going through things right now. If you're
Speaker 2: not going through something, get out. Yeah.
Speaker 1: You know. Someone once told me I was like complaining
Speaker 1: about something. It was like I was confiding in a
Speaker 1: friend over lunch about a problem.
Speaker 2: Big mistake.
Speaker 1: I know, that was my first mistake. You can't confide
Speaker 1: in friends. That's what you go that's what you go
Speaker 1: to the anything.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So I was talking to him and he said this thing,
Speaker 1: and it made me so mad. He goes, well, everyone's
Speaker 1: dealing with something and I wanted to jump across the
Speaker 1: table and cut his head off with a butter knife.
Speaker 2: So why are people so bad at being friends or
Speaker 2: like just saying the right thing like this whole? Haven't
Speaker 2: Haven't we all seen enough memes of like when people
Speaker 2: say they're starving kids, not memes, but just like culturally
Speaker 2: we make fun of like, well they're starving kids in Africa.
Speaker 2: Stop complaining or whatever it is that it don't We
Speaker 2: all know that it doesn't matter, and that yes, we
Speaker 2: have it better than any group of people in the
Speaker 2: history of human like human beings existing for thousands of years,
Speaker 2: we have a better hundreds of thousands of years. We
Speaker 2: have a better than any of them lifestyle wise, and
Speaker 2: yet we're all miserable. It doesn't matter because the reason
Speaker 2: we're miserable is because we feel lack of purpose. Because
Speaker 2: we used to always just be hunting and gathering, trying
Speaker 2: to stay alive, trying to not get eaten, trying to
Speaker 2: make sure our babies don't die, trying to find drinking water.
Speaker 2: Like we were consumed with purpose and ye every waking second,
Speaker 2: and you didn't have time to get depressed.
Speaker 1: Wait wait, wait, wait, so you're telling me the cavemen
Speaker 1: weren't dealing with seventeen different types of pillows and not
Speaker 1: knowing which one is going to be best for your nick.
Speaker 2: I mean, I wonder at what point they realized, like
Speaker 2: that some of them were getting different moss that would
Speaker 2: resemble like a temp repedic, you know, like and we're upgrading,
Speaker 2: and then that moss became like you like, at what point, Yeah, there.
Speaker 1: Was probable point the caveman moss become an issue. I mean,
Speaker 1: probably right around the time that Jesus said came around.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean, honestly, Brian, our issues, your issues with
Speaker 2: the pillows, it's it's bigger than that. It's it's deeper.
Speaker 2: There's something else going on. All of the things that
Speaker 2: I worry about are just masking for some other thing
Speaker 2: in my life that I'm not ready to address. I mean,
Speaker 2: my wrist has been hurting recently, like carbal Tunnel, and man,
Speaker 2: I've been doing such a good job of every time
Speaker 2: it acts up, I just go, it's all in my head.
Speaker 2: It's all in my head. It's all in my head,
Speaker 2: And this isn't real, This isn't an injury, this isn't
Speaker 2: my I'm picturing like where it's hurting and that it's
Speaker 2: enflamed and there's tendonitis. Even so I just go, it's
Speaker 2: all in my head and it's been going away. When
Speaker 2: I do that, oh really, yeah, it works, yeah, and
Speaker 2: it goes And then it starts hurting again when I
Speaker 2: start stressing about this very specific thing in my life
Speaker 2: a volleyball game I have coming up. No, it starts
Speaker 2: hurting immediately when I start stressing about a specific area
Speaker 2: of my life that I'm stressed about. And then there's
Speaker 2: this back injury I have that you know, always flares
Speaker 2: up when there's some kind of stress going on, and
Speaker 2: I always go, no, I twisted it in pilates or
Speaker 2: whatever I tell myself, which could be true. Like I
Speaker 2: was aggravating things in plates one day and then I
Speaker 2: was I couldn't move my neck for a couple days.
Speaker 2: But I also was going through a ton of stress.
Speaker 2: And I think it's that I would I'm not like
Speaker 2: people who want to be injured. I would rather it
Speaker 2: be in my head.
Speaker 1: That is.
Speaker 2: That's why I think I can get over these things
Speaker 2: so quickly, because as soon as I go it's in
Speaker 2: your head. I really accept that and then it goes away,
Speaker 2: which is the sort of it. You have to accept it.
Speaker 1: The beauty of it is even if you do have
Speaker 1: an injury like a muscle pull, not not if your
Speaker 1: like bone is broken or something, but if you have
Speaker 1: a muscle pull or strain or something like that, and
Speaker 1: you just make your head say it's fine, it's okay,
Speaker 1: then even though it's injured and it's hurting, your brain
Speaker 1: learns to kind of ignore it and you just kind
Speaker 1: of proceed and it's like, yeah, it's kind of annoying
Speaker 1: and kind of limiting, but it becomes pushed back into
Speaker 1: the depths of your consciousness so that you're not really
Speaker 1: focused on it and it doesn't bother you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, pain can be mitigated, pain can be lessened. Like
Speaker 2: your pain is your nerves feeling something, and you can psychologically,
Speaker 2: you can kind of turn off your nerves with meditation
Speaker 2: and with mindfulness. Like it actually does work and it
Speaker 2: doesn't take away from the fact that you are injured.
Speaker 2: But what it does take away from is the fact
Speaker 2: that you get to complain like you don't have control
Speaker 2: over it, and that's something people really like to do.
Speaker 2: And the fact is you can have control over it.
Speaker 2: You just have to do things that seem kind of
Speaker 2: woo woo and hard and and you know, and maybe
Speaker 2: you don't want to do them, and you don't have
Speaker 2: control over it because you're the type of person that
Speaker 2: will never believe in that stuff and you were born
Speaker 2: that way and you can't help it. So you deserve
Speaker 2: to feel your pain. It's all okay. But I will
Speaker 2: say in talking about the it's we're two weeks out
Speaker 2: of the roast. Yeah, the night my life changed from
Speaker 2: New York. I was in New York. I just got
Speaker 2: back from I did a week of press right after
Speaker 2: the roast. I did a week of press in LA
Speaker 2: for my special. My special came out that next Saturday,
Speaker 2: and then I did. I flew from LA to New
Speaker 2: York and did a week three days of press in
Speaker 2: New York, two days really, but I was there three
Speaker 2: days for my special and you know, obviously the rows stuff.
Speaker 2: And then I flew back Thursday to Saint Louis. Was
Speaker 2: there for or Wednesday night. Was there Thursday, and then
Speaker 2: went to go see my dad play music Thursday night,
Speaker 2: fun Little Saint Louis Night, and then Friday was in Vegas,
Speaker 2: UH for two shows with David Spade Friday and Saturday.
Speaker 2: Those were sold out. They haven't been before.
Speaker 1: Something something changed.
Speaker 2: I mean they were close. Yeah, grown Ups three is
Speaker 2: in the mix being being floated. No, I don't know.
Speaker 2: So that was really fun and those shows were just
Speaker 2: so fun. And I got to hang with friends and
Speaker 2: relax by the pool during the day and it was
Speaker 2: just a great time. And then came home to Saint
Speaker 2: Louis on Sunday and today is Tuesday, and I'm feeling
Speaker 2: it's a little weird being back and feeling like, but
Speaker 2: I'm not. I'm not having the crash because I knew
Speaker 2: there would be of like if I led this attention
Speaker 2: in too much, and I'm too like, Oh my god,
Speaker 2: my life is so good right now. Everyone loves me,
Speaker 2: everyone wants a piece of me. My numbers are going up.
Speaker 2: I just knew it would go away because it's the
Speaker 2: it will, and so I I didn't let it into much.
Speaker 2: I led it in enough. I'm proud of myself, which
Speaker 2: I don't think pride is a good quality. So I'm
Speaker 2: I'm grateful for everything how my life landed up here.
Speaker 2: I'm grateful that for everything that led me to doing
Speaker 2: well at that roast, the hard work, the people who
Speaker 2: helped me, the parents who believed in me to even
Speaker 2: have this career, being a woman born in a country
Speaker 2: that can even say dirty things like all the things
Speaker 2: that led me to believe.
Speaker 1: To be the man that the garbage man. You know,
Speaker 1: without them, you wouldn't even have.
Speaker 2: You have garbage, Yes that I have. I hit a
Speaker 2: garbage sport. Did I tell you that?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I know. When I was in high school, I hit
Speaker 2: a garbagevan with my car and I went to he
Speaker 2: sued me, and yeah, it was a whole thing. No,
Speaker 2: I actually won. They divvied up the blame. They said
Speaker 2: I was thirty percent to blame and he was seventy percent,
Speaker 2: and so we only had to pay him thirty percent
Speaker 2: of what he was asking, which was ideal because if
Speaker 2: he would have gotten zero, he would have just appealed it.
Speaker 2: So it was honestly, our lawyers were like, thirty percent
Speaker 2: is exactly what you want because any lower he would
Speaker 2: have done it again.
Speaker 1: Right, Oh god, you know these garbage men have been
Speaker 1: getting off too easy for too long.
Speaker 2: And I'll just tell you, never speed and I wasn't speeding,
Speaker 2: but never always cautiously go past the garbage truck because
Speaker 2: they will jump out. They might not hear your car.
Speaker 2: It might be like one of those like I've avoided
Speaker 2: so many different pedestrian incidents because I've just been I'm
Speaker 2: obsessed with not hitting someone again.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, they're you know, they're constantly jumping off. It's
Speaker 1: like Universal Studio. It's like it's like they're just jumping
Speaker 1: off and jumping out from behind the truck and garing you.
Speaker 1: And because they don't they're not thinking. It's they wake
Speaker 1: up at four o'clock in the morning to pick up
Speaker 1: trash and they have to jump off the do you
Speaker 1: have the guys it's the used to be the guys
Speaker 1: that hang off the back of the truck and they
Speaker 1: have to physically get off and dump and now and
Speaker 1: at least in Culver City, it's like the arms that
Speaker 1: go out the mechanical arms that grab.
Speaker 2: We have both.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, those guys were jumping off, but they are very
Speaker 2: savvy about what when to jump and when not like
Speaker 2: usually they are. I was in an area when I
Speaker 2: hit a garbage man. It was at night. It was
Speaker 2: about it was like dust.
Speaker 1: Garbage man in the morning.
Speaker 2: No, sorry, not dust ran at night, like dusk is
Speaker 2: like when the sun's going down, right, Like it was
Speaker 2: probably like dusk is down. Yeah, So it was around
Speaker 2: six o'clock, which in my neighborhood we only have garbage
Speaker 2: been in the morning, and so.
Speaker 1: Why would a garbageman be out at night. It's so weird.
Speaker 2: So I was I thought it was parked like, I
Speaker 2: didn't even think, so I just went past it at
Speaker 2: a normal speed and then he jumped out. And then
Speaker 2: when I was on trial, they were making me out
Speaker 2: to be some like kind of white privileged yeah bitch,
Speaker 2: because he was. He was not a white man. And
Speaker 2: I think it was about like, she just is driving
Speaker 2: recklessly and doesn't care about black people, and she was
Speaker 2: and it was just like and I said, I do
Speaker 2: think it was part of the I do think it
Speaker 2: was part of their prosecution, was to make me out.
Speaker 2: And and you know, so.
Speaker 1: If it was a white garbage man, you would have swerved.
Speaker 2: Around if it was not even that. It was just
Speaker 2: like maybe it wasn't about him being black, It was
Speaker 2: about me being white and entitled and not. And I
Speaker 2: was in an area of my town that had garbage
Speaker 2: men pick up at night, So I guess that made
Speaker 2: that a poorer part of town or something, and I'm
Speaker 2: from the elitist part of town where because I said,
Speaker 2: I never knew garbage men worked past the morning or like,
Speaker 2: you know, midday, I'd never seen a garbage truck out.
Speaker 2: And they're like, oh, so the neighborhoods you go in,
Speaker 2: garbage men only work in the morning. They like, well,
Speaker 2: it's just I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know garbage pick up white. I didn't even
Speaker 1: know that.
Speaker 2: That's how I just thought that was when they pick
Speaker 2: it up.
Speaker 1: I just know, so they go to the white neighborhoods first,
Speaker 1: and then if they have time, they'll go to the
Speaker 1: black neighborhoods and pick up the garbage.
Speaker 2: I don't think it was it was. It was more
Speaker 2: because I was not in a It was just in
Speaker 2: an area that was probably not as well off as mine, right.
Speaker 2: And so they also made me, the woman made me
Speaker 2: out to be like you were just driving la la La.
Speaker 2: I'm not even joking you. This was the first stand
Speaker 2: up thing I've ever did, because I was on the
Speaker 2: stand and she was this woman defending this guy, and
Speaker 2: she goes, so you were with your friend blaring music,
Speaker 2: just driving la la la la la, just driving down
Speaker 2: the road and I go, well, I didn't look like that,
Speaker 2: and it killed. Dude. The whole jury laughed because I
Speaker 2: just go, I didn't look like that, and it I mean,
Speaker 2: it was I'm not even joking you was the first
Speaker 2: time publicly I had gotten laughter. I think i'd start
Speaker 2: started stand up the next year, or maybe I was
Speaker 2: still doing something. It was just there was something about
Speaker 2: it that I was like, ooh, that killed. And then
Speaker 2: I had them on my side because.
Speaker 1: You're in the when said that, Yeah, I was on
Speaker 1: the witness stand and the microphone out of the witness
Speaker 1: stand I dropped walking around.
Speaker 2: I took it out and then I dropped it. Wow, yeah,
Speaker 2: it was great.
Speaker 1: I said, you're gonna have to pay for that.
Speaker 2: That's actually yeah, we'll put that towards that thirty percent.
Speaker 1: You wo.
Speaker 2: They know it was. It was an interesting trial. The
Speaker 2: craziest part of the trial was I really I've said
Speaker 2: this on podcasts before, so I'm sorry if long term
Speaker 2: besties have heard this many times. They were I think
Speaker 2: it was gonna go like fifty to fifty. Maybe maybe
Speaker 2: they were even gonna give me more of the blame.
Speaker 2: And I swear to God this happened. I'm on the stand,
Speaker 2: and oh no, I'm not on the stand. I'm in
Speaker 2: I'm like sitted at sitted. I'm seated at the you
Speaker 2: know where OJ sat or whatever, you know, like where
Speaker 2: you sit on the trial. I'm just like thinking of.
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, on his wife's corpse.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and and my his he's on the stand. The
Speaker 2: guy that I hit, which, by the way, when I
Speaker 2: hit him, I hit him and he was taken away
Speaker 2: an ambulance, and I tried to get information about what
Speaker 2: happened to him, and I never heard anything until four
Speaker 2: years later, right before the statute ran out, we get
Speaker 2: a call from his lawyer. Suit then I had to
Speaker 2: go do a deposition. Taylor had to go do a deposition.
Speaker 2: Taylor mcgath, she was in the car with me and
Speaker 2: so I'm on the rondage.
Speaker 1: Did some great sound effects during her deposition sound effects.
Speaker 1: She is, well, she always makes noises.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's good at noises and she's good at and
Speaker 2: then she was like, I'm not good to do that,
Speaker 2: and we were like, oh no, yeah, I could see
Speaker 2: her doing that.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: We were listening to Z one oh seven, probably loudly,
Speaker 2: but that's like allowed. It's not like I would have
Speaker 2: not hit a garbage man if.
Speaker 1: I wasn't remember the song.
Speaker 2: No, but I'm sure it was something like jaw rules,
Speaker 2: like everybody want to live it up? What do I
Speaker 2: do every mony? I don't live it up?
Speaker 1: Ru Maybe that would have helped you, you know, Fiona
Speaker 1: Apple bullshit and you're like, actually it was jaw.
Speaker 2: You hit a black man, but at least you're supporting
Speaker 2: black excellence in pop music. No, I am. I went
Speaker 2: over to his body because he was laying in the grass.
Speaker 2: He had jumped up and I hit his legs. So
Speaker 2: if he hadn't jumped, he would have gone under and
Speaker 2: it would have been horrible.
Speaker 1: He was laying in the ground.
Speaker 2: Dude, I hit a man severely, Like I'm not getting
Speaker 2: you like trauma, like from this. I almost killed a man.
Speaker 1: So he dropped from behind the truck.
Speaker 2: So he I was driving. Our car's got parallel right,
Speaker 2: My car is going there. We're facing different directions. He's
Speaker 2: on the side of street. I think he's parked because
Speaker 2: it's a garbage truck past hours and it's I don't
Speaker 2: see lights, I don't see moving it's and it's a dusk,
Speaker 2: and I doubt he had lights on, because I don't
Speaker 2: think we did. And my car, my mom's land cruiser,
Speaker 2: little white bitch driving our mom's big old land Cruiser,
Speaker 2: gets parallel with the back of his truck and he
Speaker 2: jumps out to get a garbage can across the street.
Speaker 2: And I see him run out. We lock eyes. It
Speaker 2: is slow motion, and he jumps and then my car
Speaker 2: just hits his legs and he goesubling into the street
Speaker 2: and then into the grassy knoll. Yeah, he's laying in
Speaker 2: a grassy knoll. And I pull forward, like I stop,
Speaker 2: and then I look at Taylor and I'm like, oh
Speaker 2: my god. And then I start laughing because that is
Speaker 2: a response, a trauma response. I found out. I felt
Speaker 2: really embarrassed about laughing before because there's nothing funny about it,
Speaker 2: but I just couldn't. I thought it was a dream
Speaker 2: kind of and so I just had to laugh because
Speaker 2: it was just my like a lot of times ridiculous.
Speaker 2: They will see people, like even rape victims will like
Speaker 2: laugh before it when it's happening, or like when people
Speaker 2: are getting you know, it's a common response to being terrified.
Speaker 2: And so I remember laughing and then I remember feeling
Speaker 2: really bad about laughing, and so I stopped. And then
Speaker 2: there was a part of me that was like, just run,
Speaker 2: just go, just drive, like I do see the psychology
Speaker 2: behind a hit and run, because there is this thing
Speaker 2: in you that's like fight or flight and you're about
Speaker 2: to either go to prison. And also I hate seeing
Speaker 2: bloody injuries, and so I was like, I'm the first
Speaker 2: on the scene. I'm I know all of this is
Speaker 2: sound horrible, and if you've never lived something like it,
Speaker 2: you can totally point at me and be like, you're
Speaker 2: not compassionate. You didn't get up. I just I don't
Speaker 2: like gore and I was too scared to see it.
Speaker 1: And I and you're a teenager, remember that?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Can everyone remember I was sixteen and my brain
Speaker 2: had not developed properly, so I didn't run obviously, But
Speaker 2: I will say I don't even need to share the
Speaker 2: fact that I thought that. I'm only sharing it because
Speaker 2: I do. I did feel it, and I didn't. And
Speaker 2: then my mom had a car phone, like one of
Speaker 2: the first car phones, you know, the ones that would
Speaker 2: like latch on and have the big buttets on the outside.
Speaker 2: So I called nine to one one and I didn't
Speaker 2: want to get out of the car because I was
Speaker 2: so scared.
Speaker 1: But that's her white privilege help the situation.
Speaker 2: There we go, We're one of the first ones with carphone,
Speaker 2: and I think we had one nineteen ninety five and
Speaker 2: so then and this is too who this is yeah,
Speaker 2: two thousand. So then he uh so. Then I got
Speaker 2: out and all of his garbage truck friends colleagues are
Speaker 2: surrounding him, and then one of them comes up to
Speaker 2: me and is like, he's always jumping out. I told
Speaker 2: him this was gonna happen. He's never looking out. That
Speaker 2: really helped. Well. That guy changed his story by the
Speaker 2: time he gets to the stand. But I swear to
Speaker 2: God that I only remember it not because I was
Speaker 2: like trying to find evidence it wasn't my fault. I
Speaker 2: remember it because he said it so many times to
Speaker 2: me and was trying to calm me down and was like,
Speaker 2: this is not your fault over and over and over,
Speaker 2: and so I remembered it because I needed that. And
Speaker 2: so by the time we were sued four years later,
Speaker 2: that guy was mum on that kind of language, and
Speaker 2: I was only my hearsay. But on the on during
Speaker 2: the trial, we got to go to break. He is
Speaker 2: on the stand and his attorney and I know I've
Speaker 2: told this before, so I really I'm sorry. We'll talk
Speaker 2: about other things after this. His attorney is cross examining
Speaker 2: him and asks him, have you ever been charged with
Speaker 2: a felony? He said yes. We're like, hmm, what was
Speaker 2: the charge? Child molestation?
Speaker 1: Oh? God, well it's over.
Speaker 2: It was over. I don't feel like it's fair that
Speaker 2: it was over. But my side of things, we didn't
Speaker 2: even know about that my side, And I promise you
Speaker 2: this really happened. He said that I waited about twenty
Speaker 2: seconds so it wouldn't be connected. But I turned around.
Speaker 2: My mom was in the very back of the courtroom,
Speaker 2: and I just looked at her and raised my eyebrows,
Speaker 2: like this is done. Because the whole jury had already
Speaker 2: laughed at my joke. They were kind of like making
Speaker 2: fun of the circus that was his attorneys that were
Speaker 2: being so buffoonish in interrogating me. And then they find
Speaker 2: out he's a child molester, and it's just like, you're
Speaker 2: not going to give that guy money, And it's not
Speaker 2: fair because it shouldn't be connected and he should not
Speaker 2: have to be judged for that, but it did come
Speaker 2: up and his atturny he brought it up.
Speaker 1: No one even asked attorney sucks. That's what happens when
Speaker 1: you don't have money to afford and it's probably like
Speaker 1: a cheap billboard attorney or something. But you're a hero,
Speaker 1: Nikki Glazer, right around town running down child molesters. You're
Speaker 1: a hero in the end.
Speaker 2: Yes, But you know, that's my advice. If you do
Speaker 2: hit someone with your car, which we are all very
Speaker 2: prone to hitting someone with our car because pedestrian hits
Speaker 2: are up so much in this country because of distracted driving,
Speaker 2: just hit someone who has been charged with molesting a
Speaker 2: child before. Now it's hard to get charge those people,
Speaker 2: but you can just tell, you know, in the way. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't know how you are supposed to tell someone's
Speaker 2: chid moluster, but chances are they are. But have they
Speaker 2: got to cot with it? I don't know. Okay, we
Speaker 2: have to go to break not everyone's child molestor I
Speaker 2: was just joking. Okay, be back up with this. All right,
Speaker 2: we are back. Let's do it quick before we get
Speaker 2: into anything else. Noah, update, oh, because people are dying
Speaker 2: to know what's going on. So she has been a
Speaker 2: mom since Let's see, what did she tell us? Oh wait, no,
Speaker 2: that's not the right threat. Okay, here we go. She
Speaker 2: has been a mom since Saturday, April twenty seventh, twenty
Speaker 2: twenty four. Wow. Congratulations, Noah, congratulations, Noah. It's a palindrome
Speaker 2: birthday if you shortened the year. So four two seven
Speaker 2: two four cool two that's cool. Her baby's name is
Speaker 2: Toby tob Y Leah ku Lawi k u la w
Speaker 2: y Toby Leah Kuwali cool lawi. Yeah, yeah, No.
Speaker 1: The last names yeah yeah, Kalawi.
Speaker 2: Okay, that is her husband's last name. Toby is her name.
Speaker 2: She's so cute. Wow.
Speaker 1: So Toby kind of like a guy's name as for
Speaker 1: a girl. Usually it's like a unisex name, which I like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it kind of is. Toby's are such a like
Speaker 2: it's for a girl that's just such a girl who's
Speaker 2: like precocious, knows who she is. I really do feel
Speaker 2: like names dictate how someone is going to be, and
Speaker 2: Toby is not going to be like soft spoken and
Speaker 2: scared and insecure. Toby just like knows who she is
Speaker 2: right out of the gate. You literally can't be a Toby.
Speaker 2: Who's I don't think.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I'm trying to think if I've met
Speaker 2: at Toby.
Speaker 1: Is there besides Toby Keith. I don't know any other
Speaker 1: Toby's and.
Speaker 2: I haven't met him. No, I don't really know, but
Speaker 2: I think Toby is like a great name. It was
Speaker 2: really uh, it's satisfied with that decision. She's just so cute.
Speaker 2: She's sent a lot of pictures to me into the
Speaker 2: girl's chat. Toby is a beautiful little girl. She has
Speaker 2: Noah's I told her Noah that she has her eyes
Speaker 2: and Noah's like, I don't see it. I keep seeing AVI.
Speaker 2: What did Noah say? Yeah, she said that she sees
Speaker 2: av No. Hold on, I have scrolled because we had
Speaker 2: a huge conversation. Oh my god, oh yeah Toby, Oh
Speaker 2: my god, she's so cute. Yeah, she is happy. And
Speaker 2: I'm going to post this conversation that we had because
Speaker 2: I go, how's tobes and she goes she sucks, and
Speaker 2: I said and then I wrote, ha ha ha, and
Speaker 2: she goes on my boobs all the time. I was like,
Speaker 2: I like that.
Speaker 1: Noah, Yeah, so good timing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, She's like she says it's nice that she's
Speaker 2: filling in and not so much like Gelatine, so it's
Speaker 2: easier to handle her. Yeah, yeah, she's really happy, and
Speaker 2: she just like we haven't talked a ton and heard
Speaker 2: her on the Girl's Chat in a ton, but I
Speaker 2: have let no one know that she has been missed
Speaker 2: and that not only the fans missed her, but we
Speaker 2: miss her and I miss her on girls Chat. But
Speaker 2: she's just like in moms zone right now, which I'm
Speaker 2: interested to find out from her, how like if it's boring,
Speaker 2: if she wishes she were doing other stuff, or is
Speaker 2: it just so fascinating all the time that you birth
Speaker 2: this thing that you're kind of not bored, or are
Speaker 2: you on your phone a lot? Like do you still
Speaker 2: care about the stuff you used to care about now
Speaker 2: that you've brought a baby into this world?
Speaker 1: Interesting questions, yeah, And I don't know the answers, but
Speaker 1: I do know what my brother went through, and I
Speaker 1: can tell you that they all say that they're just
Speaker 1: exhausted constantly. They can't think about like stuff they're interested
Speaker 1: in because they're just tired. No, thank you, Yeah, that's what,
Speaker 1: But I don't know. That's not my experience I never have.
Speaker 2: Some people can have some people can have it all
Speaker 2: and still be But also you almost don't want to
Speaker 2: be interested in the same things you were interested in
Speaker 2: because your life. That's why you had a kid, was
Speaker 2: to bring meaning to your life, and you didn't want
Speaker 2: your meaning to be like watching tiktoks all day like
Speaker 2: you wanted more, And so it always makes me laugh.
Speaker 2: I love Lisa Tragger's joke about how she's like my
Speaker 2: friend who had kid. She's like, it's changed me, and
Speaker 2: she's like, no, I just think now you're like you're
Speaker 2: still an anorexic with but now you just have a kid.
Speaker 2: Like you think that people won't care about stuff they
Speaker 2: used to, but I think, Noah, Noah is still like
Speaker 2: I'm looking at our chat and I'm like, oh, I
Speaker 2: want to find Toby stuff, and it's like all stuff.
Speaker 2: She's like asking about my life, and so she's still
Speaker 2: like a really good friend, really present, is it making
Speaker 2: everything about being a mom when she really could, like
Speaker 2: I want to just say to all of my friends
Speaker 2: with babies. Literally, I was like, send me a daily
Speaker 2: Toby picture. I would There's no part of me that
Speaker 2: would not want to look at a picture of my
Speaker 2: best friend's baby, like it's just other babies not so much,
Speaker 2: but like, especially like men who have babies, like I
Speaker 2: don't really care because I just I mean, I'll look
Speaker 2: at them, but I don't care as much as when
Speaker 2: a when a mom I know has a baby, I'm
Speaker 2: so much more like, show me everything about it. I've
Speaker 2: noticed that when men are like, this is my baby,
Speaker 2: I'm just like, and where's your wife? Show me a
Speaker 2: picture of her, like, let's celebrate her for a second happens.
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, the you just kind of like
Speaker 1: lose track of your spouse when you have a kid.
Speaker 2: Not that would be really hard for me as someone
Speaker 2: who who likes attention that I would be very pregnant.
Speaker 2: I would get so much attention, which I think is
Speaker 2: you know, I've said and I'm working on a bit
Speaker 2: about if you want as much attention as being a
Speaker 2: celebrity of my stature gives you, you should get engaged
Speaker 2: and talk about it a lot. Just mention you're engaged,
Speaker 2: and people will have so many questions for you and
Speaker 2: be very interested in your life. And also being pregnant
Speaker 2: is a ton of attention. And then you have a
Speaker 2: baby you don't look as you don't you look a
Speaker 2: little bit pregnant, but if anyone does think you're still pregnant,
Speaker 2: it's really insulting to you. It's not like a fun
Speaker 2: feeling to be thought of as pregnant when you're not anymore.
Speaker 2: And then people you're at home a lot because you're
Speaker 2: not bringing the baby out, so all of a sudden,
Speaker 2: you went from being like out and about with your
Speaker 2: stomach and looking so cute, and everyone's going, oh, what
Speaker 2: are you do all this attention to like you have
Speaker 2: the baby. Then you get a flood of text, You're
Speaker 2: sending a bunch of stuff to family members, and then
Speaker 2: the baby's just it has to drop off. It has
Speaker 2: to be a similar thing to what I'm going through
Speaker 2: of like so much attention. Now everyone's seen it, Like
Speaker 2: everyone that's seen the Roast is going to see the Roast.
Speaker 2: It was number one on Netflix for two weeks, over
Speaker 2: two weeks, and now it's not. It's trickling down the
Speaker 2: top ten, and I feel it going like, oh no,
Speaker 2: but everyone who's going to see it has seen it,
Speaker 2: and it's millions and millions and millions of people. Yes,
Speaker 2: but there is less attention less fun.
Speaker 1: I have a baby to distract you from the lack
Speaker 1: of attention.
Speaker 2: That's that's true. I don't well. What I will say
Speaker 2: is I'm having more responsibility because of the roast things are,
Speaker 2: things are being brought my way, and there's a lot
Speaker 2: of like, Okay, you did this thing, and now people
Speaker 2: are want more from you. Now you have just so
Speaker 2: there's something that needs the industry needs to suckle at
Speaker 2: those teats.
Speaker 1: I mean, the fact that UTA made a car about
Speaker 1: you is insane.
Speaker 2: It's so for those who don't know, Like my agency
Speaker 2: is UTA and.
Speaker 1: Which is one of the top four agencies, and there's
Speaker 1: only four agencies that are really big and they represent
Speaker 1: like every single star in the known universe.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like Brad Pitt's at my agency, you know, like
Speaker 2: it's it's and I only know that because and I
Speaker 2: don't I don't even want to. I can't even say
Speaker 2: how I feel about it. I like am grateful for
Speaker 2: my agents. I really love all of them. But sometimes
Speaker 2: I forget where I'm at. Like I literally I've been
Speaker 2: at so many agencies. I'm like I think I'm at
Speaker 2: ut Like it's changed so much and people change. But
Speaker 2: I do love the individual people, but the agency itself
Speaker 2: like the brand. I'm like, it's interchangeable to me, no
Speaker 2: offense to.
Speaker 1: What they be good, but in general it can I have.
Speaker 2: A sports literally, I have a sports agent now, Brian,
Speaker 2: I have Jerry. I'm not even joking you. I have
Speaker 2: a sports agent. His name isn't Yes, his name is Ryan.
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry, Ryan, I'm not remembering your last name.
Speaker 2: But he is such a sports agent. He was you know,
Speaker 2: I was on a zoom with all of them to
Speaker 2: kind of like come together and be like what's going on.
Speaker 2: And because I've been like a little bit of a
Speaker 2: darling in the you know, in the sports world, because
Speaker 2: of the roast and and because I was able to
Speaker 2: say I don't know much about football in my roast set,
Speaker 2: so no one it can expect me to know much
Speaker 2: about football. I'm like squarely aligned with what I can
Speaker 2: bring to the NFL, which is jokes about an outsider's
Speaker 2: perspective that doesn't have to do with knowing exactly how
Speaker 2: the game works. Like, I really feel comfortable working with
Speaker 2: the NFL because they know who I am and they
Speaker 2: don't want anything from me that isn't what I gave
Speaker 2: it that roast, and I can give it that roast.
Speaker 2: So I'm desp I like, can't wait to work with
Speaker 2: the NFL. So uh, and I am getting into football
Speaker 2: in a real way. Like I the other night, I
Speaker 2: woke Chris up in the middle of the night to
Speaker 2: be like, Okay, if they go for the conversion, do
Speaker 2: they like, how many yards do they move back? Because
Speaker 2: I couldn't find I was watching a tutorial on YouTube
Speaker 2: and they kind of just skipped over it. And I'm like, no,
Speaker 2: we don't understand what it means to and and Chris
Speaker 2: that it can depend He said, anywhere from like three
Speaker 2: yards to seven.
Speaker 1: If I go for a two point conversion, yeah, like
Speaker 1: after a touchdown.
Speaker 2: Well wait, is there a one point conversion that's.
Speaker 1: Just called the extra point when you kick it through the.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's just a kick. But if okay, so if
Speaker 2: they're going for the two point conversion, I'm sorry, I
Speaker 2: thought the conversion was just the play. Okay, if they're
Speaker 2: going for the two point conversion, how many yards back?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think it's like five.
Speaker 2: Why would you guys know that? That seems like an
Speaker 2: important thing to know, Like as soon as they changed
Speaker 2: it and yeah, he s something changed it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it's five. I'm not sure, to be honest.
Speaker 2: Well, it's something you should know. Yeah, it wasn't a
Speaker 2: question because it just was like talked about anyway I
Speaker 2: and then so anyway I have Yeah, I have a
Speaker 2: sports agent now and he is. He was like a
Speaker 2: little bit more ballbustery than all the other ones on
Speaker 2: the call. He was like, and I love Jerry Maguire
Speaker 2: and that's my probably top five favorite movie. And it
Speaker 2: was giving that and I really I just like the
Speaker 2: sports people because they remind me of comics because they
Speaker 2: talk shit and they're really honest, and there's just like
Speaker 2: a I don't know, I think the sports world in
Speaker 2: the comic world is really there's the Venn diagram is
Speaker 2: of kind of like personalities is pretty is almost a circle.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this makes so much sense. And it's not something
Speaker 1: I ever would have like predicted for you or would
Speaker 1: have even like been like, you know what, you should
Speaker 1: like try to go into this field, But now that
Speaker 1: it's here and it's happening, it just makes so much
Speaker 1: sense that Nicki Glazer would be a sports NFL comedian.
Speaker 1: You're just that you have the right personality, you have
Speaker 1: the right types of jokes. I think it makes perfect
Speaker 1: sense in my mind. But I would have never predicted it.
Speaker 2: No ever, And that's great. I love when things happen
Speaker 2: in my career that I'm not like aiming for, because
Speaker 2: then it always feels like I manipulated somehow to get it,
Speaker 2: and this is just a natural thing. It's like I
Speaker 2: like you and you like me. Oh my god, okay,
Speaker 2: let's start dating. Like, yeah, I didn't even consider dating you.
Speaker 2: It just feels like kind of just a meetcute of sorts,
Speaker 2: and so, but yeah, Uta made a post about me
Speaker 2: and my friend Dan Levy, not the one from Shit's Creek,
Speaker 2: but Dan Levy. Uh, he's a comedian. He's written a
Speaker 2: bunch of stuff. He's one of my favorite people. Comedian
Speaker 2: Dan Levy spelled the same way as the other one,
Speaker 2: but he he DMed me first and was like, oh,
Speaker 2: you know, you've made it when Uta posts about you,
Speaker 2: and I was like, oh my god. And so I
Speaker 2: joked in my story and I was like, thank you,
Speaker 2: my agency. And I hope people didn't think I was
Speaker 2: actually being like thank you my agency. It was just
Speaker 2: I was calling out that like an entity is celebrating
Speaker 2: me and then an entity that literally is like, let's
Speaker 2: just be honest, like they are into me because I'm
Speaker 2: hot right now, and like, yes, they've believed in me
Speaker 2: in certain ways, but they got on board once I was.
Speaker 2: You know, they'll get rid of me when I'm not hot,
Speaker 2: and I won't take any offense because that's just the
Speaker 2: way this business works, and I expect it.
Speaker 1: That's more ag but that happens more frequent with age.
Speaker 1: I feel like managers will hold on to you a
Speaker 1: little bit longer.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they wait.
Speaker 1: Agents are like brutal, Yeah.
Speaker 2: I And that's the way it should be. Like they're
Speaker 2: fuck boys, you know, like they're really They're gonna make
Speaker 2: you have a great fucking time, but don't trust them
Speaker 2: for the longhime. And that is what I realized. Show
Speaker 2: business is. You cannot get into showbiz thinking that you are.
Speaker 2: It's not a marriage that's gonna last forever. You will
Speaker 2: be divorced, you will separate. You might you might stay
Speaker 2: married but sleep in separate bedrooms the rest of your
Speaker 2: life and always resent each other. But at some point,
Speaker 2: unless you are maybe William Shatner or Betty White and
Speaker 2: I've talked about this before it's it is a relationship
Speaker 2: I am entering into knowing it will not be forever,
Speaker 2: and it's just the way it is. And there's the
Speaker 2: illusion that it's going to be forever because you're hot
Speaker 2: right now and how could this go away? But every
Speaker 2: piece of evidence, aside from a couple people, leads me
Speaker 2: to believe it will not be forever. And if it is,
Speaker 2: it will never be at the level that you think
Speaker 2: it will be. It will ebb and flow. And so
Speaker 2: I'm excited for this time in my life right now,
Speaker 2: and I'm just working on figuring out what I want
Speaker 2: to do next, because that's the I've always been able
Speaker 2: to just kind of go I don't know, I'll see
Speaker 2: what I want to do when it comes up, Like
Speaker 2: I don't have any real goals, and now it's like, well,
Speaker 2: you can kind of do anything you want, like what
Speaker 2: do you want to make who do you want to
Speaker 2: make it with? And like people are excited, like it's
Speaker 2: just it's it's awesome, And but I also have to think,
Speaker 2: do I want to spend my life on a movie set?
Speaker 2: Do I want to send my life working on a
Speaker 2: movie script with someone who might be great at writing movies.
Speaker 2: But isn't that good of a hang? And the truth
Speaker 2: is no, I don't care that much because it is
Speaker 2: all fleeting. So if I win an Academy Award for
Speaker 2: a comedy which has never been done but could be,
Speaker 2: even that will be forgotten some day. It's all It's
Speaker 2: about doing, working with fun people, and working with people
Speaker 2: you admire. So I'm just consuming a lot right now
Speaker 2: to be like, what kind of stuff, Where's there a
Speaker 2: deficit in in movies and TV that I want to
Speaker 2: fill that I would want to watch and what I
Speaker 2: want to make something that is that thing? And right
Speaker 2: now I'm thinking rom com movie. Rom com is something
Speaker 2: I'm I'm like starting to imagine what that would look
Speaker 2: like for me, because I watched a couple rom coms
Speaker 2: last week, namely The Idea of You, which is Anna
Speaker 2: Hathaway going to a Coachella and meeting a boy band
Speaker 2: guy who is almost half her age. And that was
Speaker 2: a movie that I saw, and true, now I have
Speaker 2: to feel now I feel a little bit cagey about
Speaker 2: talking shit. But here's the thing. I don't feel bad
Speaker 2: talking shit about the movies because I know that the
Speaker 2: people that made these movies probably set out to make
Speaker 2: a great movie, and the script was probably great, and
Speaker 2: the studios fucked it up. So I can always shit
Speaker 2: on things knowing and not really offend to me. I'm
Speaker 2: not attacking the writer or the performers or the directory necessarily,
Speaker 2: who I think has a big hand and whether something
Speaker 2: looks good. I can always rely on the fact that
Speaker 2: probably the studio got in there and fucked this up
Speaker 2: and made it unwatchable and made it insulting to people
Speaker 2: who are watching it and are trying to actually be
Speaker 2: challenged with how they think and where they see things going.
Speaker 2: There's no challenge.
Speaker 1: Coming from the writer's side of it. I can say
Speaker 1: that there's probably a fifty percent chance that the writer
Speaker 1: sucks and they wrote a shitty script and okay, they're
Speaker 1: just not funny.
Speaker 2: Well, I want to just air on the side of
Speaker 2: the studios fucking it up, because it's easier to come
Speaker 2: after a conglomerate. Is that the word than it is
Speaker 2: in an individual? Yeah, technical away in silver Lake.
Speaker 1: I'm just same with agents. It's like, there can be
Speaker 1: good agents, there could be good writers, but there's so
Speaker 1: many of them that are not good. Yea, there's so
Speaker 1: many of them that are bad. It's it's mind boggling.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I don't know how it happened. And same
Speaker 2: with comedians. There's so many bad comedians that are successful
Speaker 2: because I think the problem is and I don't want
Speaker 2: to sound elitist because I was. I just think that
Speaker 2: some people are there needs to be entertainment for dumb people. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it is. There are a lot of dumb people in
Speaker 2: the world. And I'm saying dumb with with no judgment
Speaker 2: that that dumb. It's just no, I'm not even judging it.
Speaker 2: It's just a fact they have lower intelligence than other people.
Speaker 2: It doesn't mean that they should die. It doesn't mean
Speaker 2: I think they deserve worse lives. It just is true
Speaker 2: that there are people with less intelligence that also deserve
Speaker 2: to have a good time at the cinema, and they
Speaker 2: are pro creating more than people who aren't. Like you know,
Speaker 2: the one movie that no one like wasn't as popular
Speaker 2: as it should be because people are dumb. Yeah, ideocracy,
Speaker 2: it's it's inderocracy. So those people. When I get frustrated
Speaker 2: a comedian who I think is just not challenging anyone
Speaker 2: doing the most hacked stuff, I'm like, but and they're
Speaker 2: selling out places. I go, well, these people are enjoying it.
Speaker 2: They're not like lying to themselves. They actually are and
Speaker 2: they deserve to have fun too. And just because they
Speaker 2: aren't as intelligent doesn't mean that they deserve less or
Speaker 2: I need to like hate them. I can be frustrated
Speaker 2: with them because I want them to, because I think
Speaker 2: with less intelligence comes less compassion and less kindness and
Speaker 2: all and less introspection that leads to a better world.
Speaker 2: So I get frustrated with the unintelligent people, but I'm
Speaker 2: not mad that they like dumb things. I'm over that thing.
Speaker 2: I'm like, Okay, this is for this isn't for me,
Speaker 2: and not because and by the way, Oppenheimer's not for
Speaker 2: me because I'm too stupid. So there's always something that's
Speaker 2: for someone else. Like I'm.
Speaker 1: No, here's the beauty of it. If you're smart, you
Speaker 1: can enjoy the dumb stuff too. You can go like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna put I'm gonna put myself on
Speaker 1: that head to have a good time.
Speaker 2: No, I don't. I don't think I can. No, you
Speaker 2: know what, Yes, I can, because I can watch it
Speaker 2: ironically and I can pause it and make fun of
Speaker 2: how dumb they think we are, and why that makes
Speaker 2: any fucking sense that that guy would like, Okay, we're
Speaker 2: gonna go to break and I'm gonna come back and
Speaker 2: talk about the idea of you, which is the Anne
Speaker 2: Hathaway movie where she meets a guy to Coachella. And
Speaker 2: I'm also gonna talk about the Sydney Sweeney movie anywhere
Speaker 2: but here. And then I watched another one whatever it is. Literally,
Speaker 2: these titles are terrible, too, terrible. What's the one with
Speaker 2: Jennifer Lawrence? Another bad title that I cannot no strings
Speaker 2: attached or no feelings hurt the kid not kid, but like, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's all.
Speaker 1: It's and then becomes a garbage band and gets hit
Speaker 1: by a teenager and I think there.
Speaker 2: Is a garbage man involved in that movie. But anyway,
Speaker 2: I want to talk about women's I want to talk
Speaker 2: about sex scenes after this in rom comms. And if
Speaker 2: you've seen these movies, which I know you girls have bussy's.
Speaker 2: I know some of you have seen them. If not,
Speaker 2: you need to watch them because they are entertaining to
Speaker 2: make fun of and there's a little bit of fun
Speaker 2: in them too, when you let yourself go and you go, baby,
Speaker 2: that could be me meeting that guy after this. Okay,
Speaker 2: So we put on the Idea of You the other
Speaker 2: night because I'm like, okay, what's the state of the
Speaker 2: rom com right now? And I've been wanting to see
Speaker 2: the idea of You I heard. It really kind of
Speaker 2: indulges women in this desire to meet a celebrity and
Speaker 2: fall in love, which is something we all kind of
Speaker 2: fantasize about. You run into the raw. You you're trying
Speaker 2: to find the bathroom at Coachella, which who even knows
Speaker 2: how she got back to those trailers. That wasn't really addressed,
Speaker 2: but she walks into a trailer and she imagine this,
Speaker 2: Imagine some you're at Coachella in a tent and and
Speaker 2: you have to go to the bathroom, and you ask
Speaker 2: where's the bathroom? And they go this way, So you go,
Speaker 2: you walk that way, and that way just takes you
Speaker 2: out into a field with a bunch of trailers. Now,
Speaker 2: wouldn't you figure those trailers are for people that are
Speaker 2: performing at the event you're at, and that maybe they're
Speaker 2: not your bathroom. What don't you maybe find someone else
Speaker 2: and go are their porta potties? Not this girl. She
Speaker 2: just walks into a trailer. The trailer is seemingly empty
Speaker 2: when she walks in, and then she walks to the
Speaker 2: bathroom of the trailer and she tries to open it
Speaker 2: and there's someone in there. Now, what would you or
Speaker 2: anyone else do?
Speaker 1: And that's hot girl dumb. She she she's been, she's
Speaker 1: not due her, but she's going without reason art.
Speaker 2: Gallery and silver Lake. She is a she is a.
Speaker 1: Well respectrabled privilege.
Speaker 2: She has bangs and a daughter, and she wears flowy dresses.
Speaker 1: But she's a hot girl. Like it's hot girl privilege
Speaker 1: because she's been.
Speaker 2: Doing stuff like that the way hot, which is like
Speaker 2: super hot but like also approachable and can kind of
Speaker 2: like that's even worse. Register is like quirky and she
Speaker 2: you know, it's a movie.
Speaker 1: In the movie. I think they're trying to say that
Speaker 1: everyone's agreed, agreeing in the movie that she's a hot person.
Speaker 2: But this is not This is not hot girl privilege.
Speaker 2: They're not trying to be like, she just walks. This
Speaker 2: is just they're trying to paint a picture in which
Speaker 2: this could happen to you. So you walk into a
Speaker 2: trailer and you knock on the door. You try to
Speaker 2: open the bathroom of the trailer and there's someone in there,
Speaker 2: what would you, and literally everyone in the world do.
Speaker 1: I would if there's someone in the trailer I knocked
Speaker 1: on it, I would probably say, oh my.
Speaker 2: God, you're inside the trailer and you knock on the
Speaker 2: bathroom of the trail.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I Well, first of all, I wouldn't
Speaker 1: even be in that situation. I wouldn't have the gall
Speaker 1: to walk into a trailer and try to find the bathroom.
Speaker 2: Literally, no one would.
Speaker 1: That person would probably call the police. Would I would say,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm so sorry. I didn't realize that
Speaker 1: this was a trailer.
Speaker 2: Perfect answer, Yeah, I shouldn't even be here. I'm sorry
Speaker 2: that I'm knocking on your trailer door, your bathroom trailer door. Instead,
Speaker 2: she sits and waits for the bathroom to be open.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: And so then this hot guy comes out. He looks
Speaker 2: exactly like Matt Ryan.
Speaker 1: Oh lucky.
Speaker 2: And this guy is so hot and young, and he's
Speaker 2: supposed to be twenty four but he's really twenty nine.
Speaker 2: And she's supposed to be forty but she's really forty two.
Speaker 2: And her daughter is supposed to be sixteen and is
Speaker 2: literally twenty three. It is so dumb. Her daughter, but
Speaker 2: being her daughter who looks twenty three, goes to summer
Speaker 2: camp with like a pillow und her arm, like a
Speaker 2: sleepover summer camp at one point while her mom is
Speaker 2: off banging this rock star pop star who's in a
Speaker 2: band called us. It's called like August Moon, that's the
Speaker 2: name of it. And yeah, yeah, totally. And so my
Speaker 2: problem is sex scenes, and the sex scenes now are
Speaker 2: not like actual sex. What they do in these shows
Speaker 2: now is the woman will the guy will start will
Speaker 2: approach her from behind and start kissing her neck and
Speaker 2: they'll kind of kiss while she's in front of him,
Speaker 2: and then there will be a arm that like you
Speaker 2: see his hand like go down, and then you know
Speaker 2: he's fingering her because clothes aren't coming off, and then
Speaker 2: she will have a full blown orgasm on camera where
Speaker 2: she is acting a fool yo like it happened with
Speaker 2: the Natalie Portman thing, where she's like simulating sex in
Speaker 2: that pet in that fish tank area in that movie
Speaker 2: that she did with Julian Moore that everyone loved and
Speaker 2: I didn't. I'm tired of watching these amazing actresses. No, no, no,
Speaker 2: it was the one where she did she I like
Speaker 2: panned it because I didn't understand it was suposed to
Speaker 2: be ironical. No, no, no. Natalie Portman was in a
Speaker 2: movie that was the last Oscar season.
Speaker 1: She was like.
Speaker 2: Nominated for mm okay. I think it was with Julianne
Speaker 2: Moore and then julian Moore fucked a kid in high school.
Speaker 2: That yeah, that one.
Speaker 1: The garbage got it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so so she. But but I'm so tired of
Speaker 2: watching women orgasm on camera. Is very vulnerable. I would
Speaker 2: honestly rather see them just get like full penetrated. Would
Speaker 2: rather see titch shaking and like getting slammed, then this
Speaker 2: girl going and then going like oh and like biting
Speaker 2: her lip. And it's like there is something going on
Speaker 2: in Hollywood right now where people like to see women orgasm.
Speaker 2: And by the way, we never have to see the
Speaker 2: guy orgasm, not that anyone wants to see that, but
Speaker 2: we never ever see him. He's just stoically fingering and
Speaker 2: kind of just like looking hot and cool while she
Speaker 2: he's writhing around like she's having an exorcism. And it's
Speaker 2: so embarrassing, and I really think actresses need to stand
Speaker 2: the fuck up and maybe they wanted to do this
Speaker 2: and say I'm not gonna do porn for you because
Speaker 2: why like.
Speaker 1: People, it feels like they want to, Like like did
Speaker 1: Emma Stone want to that? And poor things? She was
Speaker 1: like basically it was like a porn for her for
Speaker 1: a lot of it. Did she say I want to
Speaker 1: do this because it's like as sexuality.
Speaker 2: I'm sure she did, because she seems like someone that
Speaker 2: I listen no matter how much you think you want
Speaker 2: to do things. The fact that it's even written in
Speaker 2: is part is because a man, because they know women
Speaker 2: having sex cells, you don't need to show sex all
Speaker 2: the time. And I'm someone who loves pornography, I obviously
Speaker 2: love to talk about sex very openly. I don't feel
Speaker 2: like I need a sex scene in every fucking movie.
Speaker 2: I think that making out is enough. Even that grosses
Speaker 2: me out. Sometimes we know what sex looks like, hopefully
Speaker 2: we've all seen it, and so you can just have
Speaker 2: a couple laying down kissing and then waking up in
Speaker 2: the morning.
Speaker 1: Niki, it's all you need, your Mormon phase, your puritan phase.
Speaker 2: Final thought, I just think it's taking advantage of women
Speaker 2: to have to writhe around and have orgasms on an
Speaker 2: otherwise PG. Thirteen movie, and it gets away with being
Speaker 2: PG thirteen because it's not explicit the guy.
Speaker 1: What if you saw the guy orgasm too, would that
Speaker 1: make it fair and easy? Yes?
Speaker 2: Yes, absolutely, yes, yes, but it wouldn't be because for
Speaker 2: some reason that's disgusting and are hilarious.
Speaker 1: A man orgasming is one of the funniest things on
Speaker 1: planet Earth.
Speaker 2: I think. I think the whole discussion of like women
Speaker 2: being women having sexist beautiful and men not is not
Speaker 2: beautiful is a way for them to convince women that
Speaker 2: it's art when we have to come on camera and
Speaker 2: to make us do it more so it's artistic, and
Speaker 2: men it's gross and it's like, no, it's all. If
Speaker 2: you're trying to portray what really happens in the world,
Speaker 2: you need to show the man coming too, And in fact,
Speaker 2: you should show the woman coming a lot less and
Speaker 2: you should show her not coming fucking ten seconds after
Speaker 2: he starts touching her. Yeah, it's insane, And I just
Speaker 2: don't want to see Anna Hathaway orgasming, and I don't
Speaker 2: want to see who else Sidney Sweeney orgasming in a shower,
Speaker 2: And we didn't need to see her nipples in that scene.
Speaker 2: I hope she got paid so fucking much for that
Speaker 2: shower scene where you see her nipple for a half
Speaker 2: a second. Sidney, see, yeah, you see her nipple.
Speaker 1: Well, you see her nipple in Euphoria a lot too,
Speaker 1: So she's known for showing her nipples.
Speaker 2: Good for her. Which if I my tits look like
Speaker 2: that too, I would show them off. But I just
Speaker 2: find it, like I just I just think there's some
Speaker 2: corsion involved in I don't want to take anything from
Speaker 2: these women who have full autonomy over themselves. I just
Speaker 2: think that if it's written in the script for you
Speaker 2: to be topless, yeah you can negotiate how topless, But
Speaker 2: why do we need to be topless? Can't Sidney Sweety's
Speaker 2: talent speak for itself.
Speaker 1: I don't know. But if it's like seeing a movie
Speaker 1: where Sidney Sweeney is not topless is like watching of
Speaker 1: Michael Jordan.
Speaker 2: Well then maybe we don't put Sidney Sweeney in things.
Speaker 2: If we have her talent can't stand alone without seeing
Speaker 2: her nipple, we don't put her in things. I don't
Speaker 2: think that's what you should do. I like Sidney Sweeney's acting,
Speaker 2: but I think that if it's not good enough and
Speaker 2: you have to show her tits.
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe, but it's like she's got this great trick
Speaker 1: that she could perform, and it's like you don't do it,
Speaker 1: you listen, don't have to do it every time, but
Speaker 1: it is like it is it gives her a leg up.
Speaker 2: I just picture a male director behind the camera like
Speaker 2: it's I just and and I don't mean to take
Speaker 2: anything from these women. This is gonna get to wait
Speaker 2: for this to show up on a fucking page. Six.
Speaker 2: Nikki Glazer slam Sidney Sweeney for not standing up for
Speaker 2: yourself at an hour.
Speaker 1: I defend Sidney Sweeney. I think she should be allowed
Speaker 1: to show her tits and anything she wants. It's perfectly fine.
Speaker 1: I'm on her side on this one.
Speaker 2: I am also offside and I I just pose nude
Speaker 2: for Peta. You can see my full tit minus my nipple.
Speaker 2: You can see everything. It's coming out. I think it'll
Speaker 2: be out tomorrow, which is the day this comes out,
Speaker 2: So go check out my pa ad. I am fully nude,
Speaker 2: and I did it because I like the campaign, because
Speaker 2: it's for Peta, and I support Peta and any kind
Speaker 2: of attention Pita gets will be great. And if my
Speaker 2: nude body gets more eyes on the fact that you
Speaker 2: shouldn't wear fur or you know, leather, then great or wool.
Speaker 2: But also I wanted to get naked. I am in
Speaker 2: a place in my life where i'm can And yes,
Speaker 2: Sidney Sweeney might be in a place in her life
Speaker 2: too where she can get naked and feel really good
Speaker 2: about it, and she should be because she looks amazing.
Speaker 2: But I just feel there's just an inkling in me
Speaker 2: that we are being served this because we don't feel
Speaker 2: like it's good enough on its own.
Speaker 1: And I think your inklings are correct. I mean it,
Speaker 1: definitely there's been men saying that this is what you
Speaker 1: need to do in order to succeed. But I do
Speaker 1: feel like this new generation of people, these new generations,
Speaker 1: are more comfort with nudity for some reason.
Speaker 2: As they should be. And you know what I am,
Speaker 2: I'm kind of changing my mind. Page six, Stop writing
Speaker 2: your little headline about me shaming Anne Hathaway and Sidney Sweeney.
Speaker 2: I hope you listen to this far because I keep
Speaker 2: getting clipped by page six for these fucking things I
Speaker 2: say on podcasts that are so out of context. It
Speaker 2: is a nightmare. And like I truly I said about
Speaker 2: Ben Affleck. I said on We Might Be Drunk the podcast,
Speaker 2: I said, they were talking about Ben Affleck's performance at
Speaker 2: the roast, and I was like, oh, I think I
Speaker 2: know what happened. Like he didn't take it seriously. He
Speaker 2: thought it was probably beneath him. This was just a speculation.
Speaker 2: He thought it was beneath him, and he didn't prepare
Speaker 2: as much as he should. And I said, which I
Speaker 2: have done a million times in my career, where you
Speaker 2: don't know how big something's going to be, and you
Speaker 2: do kind of think it's beneath you and you kind
Speaker 2: of phone it in. I literally empathized with him. I
Speaker 2: didn't say it was a bad choice on his part.
Speaker 2: I didn't slam him. It was. But no one's going
Speaker 2: to listen to the podcast. They're just gonna see that
Speaker 2: I slammed Ben Affleck. Especially Ben Affleck, if you ever
Speaker 2: saw that, I'd be embarrassed.
Speaker 1: To meet him. Now.
Speaker 2: Shit, I know I know he's he's getting slammed so
Speaker 2: much in the media that he's not going to pay attention.
Speaker 2: That's what I told my dad, because my dad was like,
Speaker 2: you need to find Ben Affleck and tell him you
Speaker 2: didn't mean that. I'm like, he doesn't care to.
Speaker 1: I know that's all bullshit. But at page six, if
Speaker 1: you are listening, I want you to write into the
Speaker 1: article that straight white male comedian Brian Frangie defended Sidney
Speaker 1: Sweeney's right to go topless in any movie that she wants.
Speaker 2: I I want her to go topless too in all things,
Speaker 2: because they are amazing and they're fun to look at,
Speaker 2: and she is so sexy and it does, I guess,
Speaker 2: add to her character. But I and I will also say,
Speaker 2: they gave us a lot of Glenn Powell nude and
Speaker 2: I do appreciate that. I want to say from the
Speaker 2: bottom of my heart that, and they definitely there was
Speaker 2: a There was a dick in that movie. It wasn't
Speaker 2: Glenn Powell's. I wouldn't mind seeing his in a movie
Speaker 2: coming up if he feels like that. He's at a
Speaker 2: point in his career where his acting needs that help.
Speaker 2: Not saying that's what Sidney even thinks, but I do.
Speaker 2: I did appreciate a very naked Glenn Pale throughout it,
Speaker 2: and as a woman, I felt scene and I was
Speaker 2: glad for that. So I guess it was even, but
Speaker 2: I don't want to see any more orgasming on for
Speaker 2: our sex scenes. Give me. If you're gonna have a
Speaker 2: sex scene, make it nude, make it messy. Let's get
Speaker 2: in there. Let's let's actually have a sex scene. Let's
Speaker 2: make this an R rated thing. Don't keep a PG
Speaker 2: and have people orgasming because it is.
Speaker 1: That's interesting now, absolutely.
Speaker 2: Indecent for little kids to go to a PG thirteen
Speaker 2: thing and see a woman thriving around and having convulsions.
Speaker 1: Now I'm on board. I get what you're saying. It's like,
Speaker 1: if you're gonna do a sex scene, then do a
Speaker 1: sex scene. Don't just throw in. Don't throw a towel
Speaker 1: over a woman and see her riding and be like
Speaker 1: that's not sex. It's like that joke that Luis c
Speaker 1: k joke about the N word, where if like you
Speaker 1: said the N word, now I know I'm now I'm
Speaker 1: saying it in my head. Now you're making me say it,
Speaker 1: you piece of shit. Yeah, same thing with the sex scene.
Speaker 1: It's like we know what they're doing. The kids are
Speaker 1: subconsciously knowing what they're doing. It's like where you're imagining
Speaker 1: it now, Well.
Speaker 2: I want to you know what, as a kid watching that,
Speaker 2: I'd go like, what is he doing to her? And
Speaker 2: what is what's what's happening to her? Is she being electrocuted?
Speaker 2: Like it? With more information and more of a context,
Speaker 2: I think that it would be less confusion and less
Speaker 2: like kind of scarring because it is. Please go watch
Speaker 2: the scene where she's getting fingered by the guy. It's
Speaker 2: probably three quarters of it's probably half the way through
Speaker 2: the movie, half of the way, half the way through
Speaker 2: the movie.
Speaker 1: Half the way through the movie. But the but sex,
Speaker 1: it should be a kiss on the cheek. And then
Speaker 1: we just assume.
Speaker 2: I watched Mister and Missus Smith last night because I
Speaker 2: was craving some actual chemistry between two leads, which I
Speaker 2: will say Saidie Sweeny and Glen Pell had amazing chemistry.
Speaker 2: YEA loved it. And then but mister and Missus Smith,
Speaker 2: Holy shit what. I lost interest immediately because I don't
Speaker 2: like action, so I'd stopped any scene where there was
Speaker 2: like shooting going on. I wasn't I was on my phone.
Speaker 2: But the Jennifer Aniston didn't stand a chance having her
Speaker 2: husband come back from that film.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no. Like similarly, Ben affleck did you watch
Speaker 1: Deep Water?
Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah, I know you're a big fan of that.
Speaker 2: That was fucking steamy as shit.
Speaker 1: Yea, and they they were together.
Speaker 2: I love watching movies where they got together. That's why
Speaker 2: I went back and watched Mister and Missus Smith because
Speaker 2: I go, I know they were fooled around during this.
Speaker 2: I can't imagine how hot it is and it was
Speaker 2: pretty good. All Right, we have to go. Thank you
Speaker 2: so much for joining us. We'll be back tomorrow on
Speaker 2: the podcast Besties Are the Best. You know, we love
Speaker 2: you. You're my number one fans, You're my ogs. We have
Speaker 2: a lot of new listeners, welcome to the show. It
Speaker 2: is this every time. And we do have some Taylor
Speaker 2: Swift gush Fest episode coming up on Friday that I
Speaker 2: want to warn people about. That is if you're a
Speaker 2: new bestie and you're not a Taylor Swift ted, you
Speaker 2: might go, what the fuck is this? That episode's not
Speaker 2: for you. It's just bonus content for like Swifty besties,
Speaker 2: and it really is. You will not understand it and
Speaker 2: you will be almost mad at me for the way
Speaker 2: I talk on it. So I wouldn't recommend listening to
Speaker 2: that unless you're swifty, but we will have two episodes
Speaker 2: this week normally. So bye Brian, bye, and wish Noah
Speaker 2: all the love for Toby who's born on April twenty seventh.
Speaker 2: And and I know she misses you, guys and misses
Speaker 2: hearing from you, So shoot her a note if you
Speaker 2: if you feel inclined to congratulate her and to keep
Speaker 2: her company. That's all for the show. Brian is gone,
Speaker 2: he went to a doctor's appointment. My producer who's filling
Speaker 2: in Olivia is I think in the other room. And
Speaker 2: so I'm all alone, just talking to Nolan. You guys
Speaker 2: are the best, Dobeka and come see me on tour.
Speaker 2: So many new dates coming out Kikeyglazer dot com. New
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Speaker 2: That one was just freshly announced. But there's so many
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