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Speaker 1: Are you leaving? I you wanna way back home?

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Speaker 2: Either way, we want to be there, doesn't matter how.

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Speaker 1: Much baggage you claim.

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Speaker 2: Give us time and a turmanol and gay.

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Speaker 3: We want to send you off InStyle. You wanna welcome

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Speaker 3: you back home?

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Speaker 1: Tell us all about it. We scared her?

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Speaker 4: Was it fine?

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Speaker 5: Now?

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Speaker 1: Porn?

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Speaker 5: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 6: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 6: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 6: Do you need ride?

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Speaker 4: With Karen and Chris?

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Speaker 5: Welcome to Do you need to ride? This is Chris Fairbanks.

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Speaker 4: I'm heading to the home of Karen Kilgareth, my co host.

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Speaker 4: I am on her street. She's in the front yard.

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Speaker 4: I'm driving the vehicle. She's in the street, almost dangerously

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Speaker 4: walking in front of the car and now realizing I

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Speaker 4: will unlock the door, she will enter. Hi, Karen, How

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Speaker 4: it's your microphone? The cable is under you?

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Speaker 5: Yep?

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Speaker 6: Yes?

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Speaker 5: What are you doing?

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Speaker 1: Oh? I'm in that Simpsons marathon. Man, I've been watching

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Speaker 1: it for like three days.

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Speaker 5: Oh, the one that everyone's been talking about.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I didn't know about it. Is it ending or something?

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Speaker 1: Well, I'm not sure when it's I don't know when

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Speaker 1: it ends. But they've been showing every Simpsons ever.

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Speaker 4: It started like three days ago, even the ones where

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Speaker 4: they had really weird lips. You mean the beginning, the

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Speaker 4: beginning their.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, their lips would shake and stuff like yeahs.

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Speaker 4: Yeah's lips. We're vibrating, Bernie Burps.

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Speaker 1: Uh yeah, what are you doing?

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Speaker 4: Oh, I'm taking you to a party, A work related party, Yes.

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Speaker 1: That's right, a work related party that I can't invite

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Speaker 4: I don't want to go to your work related party.

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Speaker 5: How dare you assume.

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Speaker 1: I must have really hit a nerve right there?

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Speaker 5: Boy, I didn't.

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Speaker 4: I mean, it had crossed my mind and then also

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Speaker 4: stayed there for a while that I hadn't been invited.

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Speaker 4: But what I immediately was waiting to do if invited was

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Speaker 5: I don't the working class looking down on me.

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Speaker 1: If you did get the thing you wanted, you would

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Speaker 4: Well, I just know what a party like that would.

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Speaker 1: Be, like, Yeah, I'm not looking forward to it in

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Speaker 1: you know, knowing nothing about it. I just it's a

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Speaker 1: work party. It's a little bit fancy, and the people

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Speaker 1: so it's not like going to a season rap party

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Speaker 5: I'm closer you to that neighbor. He's enjoyable.

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Speaker 1: There's a lot of TV ready people around here, let's

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Speaker 1: just call them pilot season ready at all times.

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Speaker 4: That guy was walking his dog, but he had his

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Speaker 4: head shot in his hand.

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Speaker 1: Did he really?

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Speaker 4: I hope?

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Speaker 5: So maybe it was the dog's papers.

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Speaker 1: I turned around and he looked like someone that would

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Speaker 1: He had really small shorts.

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Speaker 5: And he had like that. He had that prefund look

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Speaker 1: He looks like he runs until it beyond torture. He

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Speaker 5: After that, just like they did.

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Speaker 1: In the early eighties, in the pre Nike days.

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Speaker 4: So sorry, you were saying, the party isn't it's not

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Speaker 4: a wrap party. It's just a labor day party. And

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Speaker 1: It's like the it's the Big Bosses party. So we're

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Speaker 5: Oh wow, yeah, because we don't.

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Speaker 1: We know like one.

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Speaker 1: Well, we'll see the good news is it's.

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Speaker 4: Close to weeks. How dare you invite me?

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Speaker 5: I like to do.

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Speaker 1: Invite you into black holes and traps and pits.

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Speaker 5: They would just go we all have the day off

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Speaker 4: What's your job?

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Speaker 5: And then I'd have to go and I did some

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Speaker 1: And then someone goes, oh my god, did you do

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Speaker 1: the angry peanut? And then they and that's when how

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Speaker 4: Oh maybe, yeah, maybe I should go to this party.

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Speaker 4: You can't do you think they would have? They they've

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Speaker 4: gotten their hands on an unreleased Skippy Peanut butter commercial.

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Speaker 1: Oh you know what, that's very possible. Should I call ahead?

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Speaker 5: People in the biz?

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Speaker 4: I just before I show up. Have any of you

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Speaker 4: seen this angry peanut Skippy commercial? It's okay, well it

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Speaker 1: I'll be very big bus going on about it. But

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Speaker 5: It's your choice to not know about it.

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Speaker 1: I feel these days, I'm so bad at parties. I

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Speaker 5: I've seen your parties owning it. Reefer in one hand,

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Speaker 5: Heroin in the other all types needle drugs. In the

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Speaker 4: Of course, that's one thing that I don't like is

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Speaker 5: So I go high as shit yep, and stay that way.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and then just keep rolling through the whole party,

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Speaker 4: That's what it's like in Burbank slash North Hollywood. I

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Speaker 1: This is Burbank, and now we're kind of heading over

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Speaker 1: to It's a weird area. Universal City is what they

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Speaker 4: Well, I won't, you know, release the address of your

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Speaker 5: We are sensitive to that. Under you need to ride.

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Speaker 4: Before dropping someone off or taking them to the bank,

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Speaker 4: we do not recite their bank.

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Speaker 5: Or their or their gate codes to their houses. No

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Speaker 1: There is a learning curve on this podcast, and.

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Speaker 4: I suppose we yes. In the beginning we read some

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Speaker 1: It was totally it was great content. We were told

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Speaker 4: If right before we pick up a guest, we dig

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Speaker 1: People want to hear about the financially What do you

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Speaker 1: think about the fact they're making a they made a

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Speaker 1: movie out of Alexander and the Terrible, horrible, no good,

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Speaker 1: very Bad Day. Did you ever read that book?

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Speaker 5: I did never.

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Speaker 1: It's a real good book, is it. Yeah, it's the

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Speaker 5: A lot of the examples.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, hopefully they'll update and make the kids stare at

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Speaker 5: Hope the whole movie is sponsored by mac.

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Speaker 1: It's a story of an eighth grader who signed up

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Speaker 1: for Twitter. I think that was a couple fighting on

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Speaker 4: I love it when it's public and I love it

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Speaker 1: If you take a right, we'll just go in a

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Speaker 1: Yeah, there's nothing better because you kind of want to

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Speaker 5: Well, that's what they need. They need a mediator, that's right.

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Speaker 1: They need us to pull up.

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Speaker 4: I excuse me, people, I have no experience prior to this,

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Speaker 4: And it's a horrible place to have a honeymoon, which

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Speaker 4: And then they'd just be like married, she'd this bitch

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Speaker 1: Bitch, Oh, don't go there, that's Universal City. You want

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Speaker 5: I just have to say hi to a guy that

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Speaker 4: He owes me.

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Speaker 5: Oops, it's some hot dog money.

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Speaker 4: We had a barbecue off my ass, sir, I.

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Speaker 1: Does this remind you when we went to the Forum?

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Speaker 4: It does remind me of the Forum and that day

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Speaker 4: that was the Video Music Awards.

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Speaker 1: Oh is that what it was?

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Speaker 5: That's what was happening.

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Speaker 1: Uh, we're so with it.

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Speaker 5: We totally are with it.

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Speaker 1: I bet if you go left you can get out

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Speaker 5: I bet I could.

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Speaker 1: I think you get on like the freeway or something.

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Speaker 5: Oh I suppose I want to do that?

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Speaker 4: Oh freeway?

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Speaker 1: Now do you have a party tonight?

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Speaker 5: I don't know, it's I should. I feel like a dork.

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Speaker 4: If I don't, I'm just gonna do a U turn.

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Speaker 5: I don't.

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Speaker 4: I guess I'm not popular.

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Speaker 1: Karen, Well, oh was your side?

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Speaker 5: I don't like it?

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Speaker 4: When Hi, how are you an eight year old who

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Speaker 4: She's just wearing me on and waving me through a

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Speaker 1: And also she's waving toward herself, which is not a

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Speaker 5: You are you fanning yourself? Are you? And then I'm

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Speaker 4: Everything I know in life is to not drive through

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Speaker 5: Some girl and our guy.

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Speaker 4: For the love of Pete?

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Speaker 4: Usually doing stand up there for a guy named Pete. Yeah, no,

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Speaker 5: The Saddle Ranch is filled with people.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and they have a giant stage and huge speakers,

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Speaker 4: I'm an itch. I have an itch.

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Speaker 4: It all piss it all away, it'd be.

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Speaker 5: No tell me, just take care of it. Okay.

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Speaker 4: I'm part of my job as driving and talking. I

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Speaker 1: You know. I like that this episode is just us

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Speaker 4: This is what people want to hear, the level.

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Speaker 4: Problems I have it with navigating. We wouldn't be hearing

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Speaker 4: this if someone's like, blah blah blah, I have a

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Speaker 1: Here are my thoughts about doing stand.

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Speaker 5: Up comedy with your thoughts.

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Speaker 1: Norsville.

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Speaker 5: That's where we're suddenly driving.

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Speaker 4: We're headed straight there, population you and the back mm hmm.

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Speaker 1: All right, Well, what's been going on besides.

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Speaker 4: Uh well, I uh, I hate when I am asked that,

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Speaker 5: I've been going to the beach a little bit.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's good.

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Speaker 5: I went to Denver. I guess that was the thing last.

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Speaker 4: Your festival festival very fun. It was my festival. You're

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Speaker 1: There was built around your acts.

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Speaker 5: Everyone did my jokes. It was uncomfortable to watch, but

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Speaker 1: But then you came out and you were the best one.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, you've seen the rest. Now that's the

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Speaker 4: I think see the best is better because it rhymes. Okay,

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Speaker 4: you've seen the best, You've seen the rest.

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Speaker 1: Now it's see the best exactly.

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Speaker 4: It was fine, it was last time I was there.

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Speaker 4: It was that's a town that just or maybe all

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Speaker 4: of Colorado got weed legalized. Yes, so it's kind of

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Speaker 4: I certainly don't want to be high. Yet I did

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Speaker 1: Well, it seems like that's kind of that's you know,

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Speaker 5: And they weren't as excited about there weren't.

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Speaker 4: They didn't actually have bongs in the audience, which I

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Speaker 4: I didn't smoke. I drank a soda. Yeah it was

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Speaker 1: And that's a lot.

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Speaker 5: It is a lot.

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Speaker 4: And I felt, okay, it's just that everything I said

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Speaker 5: I'm sorry, I'm here, but I have something to say.

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Speaker 1: That's the May I please say something.

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I'm high, Excuse me, and I'm going to

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Speaker 4: tell you I'm high now. I also have to check

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Speaker 1: Answering, Now, do you believe that there is a secret

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Speaker 5: That's what they kept saying, And.

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Speaker 1: What's your belief system on it.

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Speaker 5: I believe that there are tunnels, that's all.

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Speaker 1: Where do the tunnels lead?

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Speaker 5: Chris? So the White House? They said, what do you

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Speaker 4: Of the tour we were given under the McNichols building

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Speaker 4: was simply to a boiler room. Oh, here's the underground tunnels.

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Speaker 1: Huh give her take several huh.

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Speaker 5: So I don't know. I don't think anyone knows.

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Speaker 4: I think there's some folklore behind it. People like to

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Speaker 4: for elite groups of illuminati, rich people to go down

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Speaker 4: there and put on powdered wigs and give each other

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Speaker 4: spa hand jobs. But I don't believe in that whole world,

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Speaker 1: Can't those people just stay above ground and do all

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Speaker 4: Exactly out in the open with your powdered wig hand.

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Speaker 1: You're used to it at this point. I mean since

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it used to be just something you didn't talk

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Speaker 4: about that Washington and Madison and Adams did together, so

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Speaker 4: many colonial hand jobs. But that's what our country was

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Speaker 1: On colonial handtime, colonial jobs.

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Speaker 5: Do you ever want to go to the El Royal

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Speaker 5: Motel and get murdered? Uh?

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Speaker 1: Never?

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Speaker 5: It certainly looks like the place for it.

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Speaker 1: I look at it every time I drive down this

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Speaker 5: What did it used to be?

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Speaker 1: I think it's always been a terrible motel where young

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it has to be.

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Speaker 1: I mean it doesn't look like they've made it. It

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Speaker 5: No. No, it's always been a murdered hotel.

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Speaker 1: For it's motel health.

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Speaker 4: I'm new to Los Angeles. I have my big audition

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Speaker 4: to brown and picking up my headshots at the printers.

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Speaker 4: But it's getting dark and I better find a place

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Speaker 4: to sleep.

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Speaker 1: Why there's a light on.

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Speaker 5: I'll just now and see if anyone's home.

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Speaker 1: Hell me, I've ben a room. It's what a reasonable rate?

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Speaker 4: Wow? Are you sure you want me to use that

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Speaker 4: knife to sign the paperwork?

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Speaker 5: Why are you putting it in my tasso? And that's

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Speaker 5: the last It's a really dumb. Actors are so dumb.

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Speaker 1: There's a fucking dumb because there's like four different steps

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Speaker 4: We allowed them in are made up world? Yeah, yep,

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Speaker 4: but no Step one the light, don't look at it. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: walk away, walk away from the light. That's the best

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Speaker 4: advice I'll give any especially if you're on your deathbed. Yes,

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Speaker 4: walk away from you.

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Speaker 5: Oh oh hello.

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Speaker 1: I mean a guy in a convertible Porsche did something

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Speaker 1: douchey right.

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Speaker 4: In front of him.

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Speaker 5: I can't believe it.

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Speaker 4: I hope this Lamborghini in front of us is headed

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Speaker 4: to a soup kitchen to volunteer. Oh, Los Angeles.

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Speaker 5: I still can't answer that question. What have I been doing?

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Speaker 1: I know it's the worst question ever. Let me ask

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Speaker 1: you something different.

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Speaker 5: Okay, I've been doing a lot of stand up every

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Speaker 5: single night.

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Speaker 1: Okay about this, what's the last show you did?

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Speaker 4: The last show I did was actually the night before

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Speaker 4: last was at the improvisation Love that Room, and it

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Speaker 4: was comics and then burlesque. That's always a nice combination.

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Speaker 4: Sure people get used to seeing a comic. And then

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Speaker 4: they have a girl that doesn't know the gymnasium but

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Speaker 4: athletic to do roller derby, and she goes up and

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Speaker 4: show tastes.

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Speaker 1: Very specific mix of girl yeah.

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Speaker 4: Okay, and they say, hey, look at us. We have

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Speaker 4: girl did walk on glass, though why I you might

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Speaker 4: you might ask.

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Speaker 1: Her that I'm talking to you.

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Speaker 5: I don't know.

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Speaker 4: It was impressive though, because she I guess she went

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Speaker 4: penetrate your skin, because I've watched a guy go up

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Speaker 4: with a bottle, so it was kind of like magic.

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Speaker 4: I was actually obviously now I'm revealing that I was

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Speaker 4: very impressed with this bird last.

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Speaker 1: Yah, you liked it plenty because she Maybe you liked

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Speaker 1: it more because she wasn't.

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Speaker 5: Very athletic, right right, Exactly, I want to be intimidated. Yeah. Oh,

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Speaker 5: I'm athletic and I have a job. Happy day, Get out.

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Speaker 4: Of my face.

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Speaker 1: And also, I mean, you don't want to see some skinny,

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Speaker 4: Because you know, the veins are right there, right under

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Speaker 1: You had a good set?

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Speaker 4: I had.

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Speaker 5: I had a really fun set. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: And who was there with you? I?

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Speaker 4: I was flying solo. I've been solo a lot lately

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Speaker 4: and no time to myself. You know how I used

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Speaker 4: to go out all my shows with an entourage, a

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Speaker 4: group of guys. One of them is name a Posse,

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Speaker 4: a guy named Turtle, andother Oh my god, what is this?

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Speaker 5: It's amazing? What is this two hour limit? I don't

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Speaker 5: even want to be here for one second? Nuts?

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Speaker 1: That was That was a pretty uh, pretty high stakes intersection.

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Speaker 1: I didn't help you at all as I was laughing.

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Speaker 4: It's quite all right. Who was on that concert? It

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Speaker 4: was me and Kevin Farley, Chris Farley's brother, okay, who's

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Speaker 4: very nice, has been doing stand up a lot lately.

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Speaker 4: Who else was on it? I don't recall, ma'am.

454
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Speaker 5: Oh, she ough boy, she if I could paint a picture.

455
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Speaker 1: There is a woman who just was the equivalent of

456
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Speaker 1: a like a bitchy thirteen year old girl. But she

457
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Speaker 1: was an old She was an old haggard.

458
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Speaker 5: Yeah, but you can still tell she's mad at her dad.

459
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Speaker 1: Yeah, she's met a lot of things. Walking street toward

460
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Speaker 1: our car.

461
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Speaker 5: I don't. I've seen that a lot.

462
00:21:44,960 --> 00:21:47,800
Speaker 4: When like, let's say the car is turning right and

463
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Speaker 4: I'm at the intersection, it says walk.

464
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Speaker 5: Even if the car wants to turn, I go into

465
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Speaker 5: a light.

466
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Speaker 4: Jog. Sure, I get the fuck out of the way.

467
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Speaker 1: Yeah, you just let him know.

468
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Speaker 5: She was walking down the middle of the driveway.

469
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Speaker 1: Yeah she was. And she also wasn't like she was

470
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Speaker 1: looking down and she was unaware. She knew exactly what

471
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Speaker 1: she was doing. You know what It also might be

472
00:22:09,640 --> 00:22:14,399
Speaker 1: it's like a microphone is catching people's eye. Oh, and

473
00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:16,439
Speaker 1: then they're thinking, what's this in front of me?

474
00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:19,840
Speaker 5: Am I about to get famous by some mobile fame station.

475
00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:24,080
Speaker 1: I'll sign up for your fame station.

476
00:22:24,680 --> 00:22:27,960
Speaker 5: We just pull over and then throw confetti.

477
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Speaker 1: Congratulations, you're famous. Now weirdos strangers are going to follow

478
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Speaker 1: you around.

479
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Speaker 4: Don't signal ma'am, it's overrated.

480
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Speaker 1: Yeah, this is well. We're in studio city now, which

481
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Speaker 1: it's just take a look around exactly what's happening, the

482
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Speaker 1: kind of place we're in.

483
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Speaker 4: That man is yelling at a power box. Yes, that's

484
00:22:50,080 --> 00:22:53,520
Speaker 4: what I call That guy looks exactly like Mario Lopez.

485
00:22:53,760 --> 00:22:57,840
Speaker 1: Yeap, the model, the underwear shirt model is wearing his

486
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Speaker 1: underwear shirt to the bus station.

487
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Speaker 4: And someone in wardrobe gave him a skateboard. That guy,

488
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Speaker 4: I guarantee, I know a little bit about this. That

489
00:23:05,080 --> 00:23:07,160
Speaker 4: guy's never ridden a skateboard in his life.

490
00:23:07,640 --> 00:23:10,280
Speaker 1: That looks like a very small child skateboard.

491
00:23:10,359 --> 00:23:11,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's kind of the new thing.

492
00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:14,880
Speaker 4: Instead of longboards, they started making little tiny shortboards.

493
00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:16,920
Speaker 1: And how about kneeboards? Are they still selling?

494
00:23:17,040 --> 00:23:19,440
Speaker 5: They're telling kneboards every time you buy some keyboards.

495
00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:24,400
Speaker 4: And then if they're like, what if I want another

496
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Speaker 4: kneeboard and they go, I'm sorry, but we just don't

497
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Speaker 4: have McLamore of those. I know, I should get out

498
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Speaker 4: of the car. Oh that that was a callback to

499
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Speaker 4: episode one.

500
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Speaker 1: I mean that we just went all the way back.

501
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Speaker 5: We did.

502
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Speaker 1: We're not afraid to do that. We've repeated a lot

503
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Speaker 1: of material this episode specifically.

504
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Speaker 5: Yep, I think you're probably right.

505
00:23:48,440 --> 00:23:50,800
Speaker 1: It's nice. It's like people know. It's like if you

506
00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:53,000
Speaker 1: eat a McDonald's always tastes the same.

507
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Speaker 4: You'll always goods it's.

508
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Speaker 5: And they will be warm and kind of soft, and if.

509
00:24:00,560 --> 00:24:03,240
Speaker 1: You got if you were served them anywhere else besides McDonald's,

510
00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:05,120
Speaker 1: you would throw it back in the business face.

511
00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:08,639
Speaker 4: Excuse me, there is warm ketchup that is mixed with

512
00:24:08,760 --> 00:24:10,000
Speaker 4: tiny soft onions.

513
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Speaker 5: Can you take this back? You're at McDonald's. Oh well,

514
00:24:12,680 --> 00:24:17,000
Speaker 5: never mind, thank you so good. Put it in my veins.

515
00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:21,399
Speaker 4: I do know that as far as repeating things that

516
00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:24,359
Speaker 4: the exact words that I spoke about Denver's audience is

517
00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:27,320
Speaker 4: smoking weed, I've said on a podcast, and I do

518
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Speaker 4: believe it was ours.

519
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Speaker 1: I think it was well because we talked a little

520
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Speaker 1: bit about the key.

521
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Speaker 5: Yeah, but that's all right, Yeah.

522
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Speaker 1: I mean that's this is our lives, This is our

523
00:24:35,880 --> 00:24:36,920
Speaker 1: real lives.

524
00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:39,040
Speaker 5: And sometimes life repeats.

525
00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:41,359
Speaker 1: Itself and sometimes life is dull as fuck.

526
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Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, I mean, I mean, I've had a

527
00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:49,720
Speaker 4: pretty lackluster week, Karen, other than my giant comedy concerts

528
00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:52,080
Speaker 4: at night where I blow the roof off the fucking

529
00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:55,639
Speaker 4: joint wherever it is, with full confidence and well written

530
00:24:55,640 --> 00:24:58,280
Speaker 4: material and little to no improv or panic.

531
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Speaker 1: Wow.

532
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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's right.

533
00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:02,639
Speaker 1: All those things are happening at one time.

534
00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:03,440
Speaker 5: Shit.

535
00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:05,040
Speaker 4: No, I've been in a panic.

536
00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:08,399
Speaker 1: I think it's a dark time right now. It's end

537
00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:12,040
Speaker 1: of summer. We've got this drought on set. There's no

538
00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:13,800
Speaker 1: peace in the Middle East as far as I know.

539
00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:15,440
Speaker 5: The boys of Summer have gone.

540
00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:19,240
Speaker 1: They've they're gone so left. We saw the deadhead sticker

541
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Speaker 1: on the Cadillac. Oh wait, this gives us a chance

542
00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:23,120
Speaker 1: to look at the ill Royal Hotel again.

543
00:25:23,320 --> 00:25:25,280
Speaker 4: Oh, boy of Charles so stabbed.

544
00:25:25,359 --> 00:25:26,560
Speaker 1: Oh they're right next to each other.

545
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:27,800
Speaker 4: Oh it's two.

546
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Speaker 5: Hotels and one.

547
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Speaker 1: Yeah.

548
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:30,440
Speaker 5: One you get murdered at the other.

549
00:25:30,480 --> 00:25:33,480
Speaker 4: They take care of the embalming and the burial rights.

550
00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:34,800
Speaker 1: They contact the family.

551
00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:36,480
Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, it's very nice.

552
00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:38,520
Speaker 4: It's a one stop shop if you want to get

553
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Speaker 4: murdered and displaced.

554
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Speaker 6: Up.

555
00:25:41,119 --> 00:25:42,920
Speaker 1: Oh, I know what we should talk about. Uh, we

556
00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:46,760
Speaker 1: should talk about the fact that some mysterious lovely person

557
00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:48,440
Speaker 1: started a fan page for us.

558
00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:54,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, the dyna ar fan tweet Twitter account.

559
00:25:54,040 --> 00:25:57,879
Speaker 1: And then they retweet lines of ours that they like.

560
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Speaker 5: Hey, you know what.

561
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Speaker 4: I believe this happened, So it's going to be chock

562
00:26:01,040 --> 00:26:06,280
Speaker 4: full of them, and that might just be one, but

563
00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:09,000
Speaker 4: only based on cadence. I think it's because I raised

564
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Speaker 4: my voice.

565
00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:11,680
Speaker 1: I think for me, it's just gonna be in parentheses.

566
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Speaker 7: Ha ha ha.

567
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:18,080
Speaker 1: For this entire episode. But thank you for whoever did that.

568
00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:19,320
Speaker 1: I didn't figure it out, did we.

569
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Speaker 5: I don't think I want to know.

570
00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:24,640
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, because it could be It could be anybody. Yeah,

571
00:26:24,760 --> 00:26:27,720
Speaker 1: it could be my my Brad Pit. Sean hat to

572
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Speaker 1: see who's on Twitter?

573
00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:30,680
Speaker 5: Who's Sean had to see?

574
00:26:30,800 --> 00:26:32,679
Speaker 1: He plays a cop and a lot of cop shows.

575
00:26:33,119 --> 00:26:36,239
Speaker 1: He was on Southland, Oh okay, And I don't know

576
00:26:36,560 --> 00:26:38,840
Speaker 1: he's He like follows a bunch of people we know

577
00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:42,159
Speaker 1: and he's like into who is who is bred funny?

578
00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:45,160
Speaker 5: Who's Brad Pitt to you? Then if Sean Hadi see

579
00:26:45,240 --> 00:26:45,920
Speaker 5: is your Brad.

580
00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:48,159
Speaker 1: Pitt, Brad Pit is nothing to me?

581
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Speaker 4: A green green era, keep it coming. I am not gonna.

582
00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:55,320
Speaker 4: I will not take it the wrong way. When you're

583
00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:58,960
Speaker 4: front seed drive, I need your help. If I check

584
00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:02,440
Speaker 4: out and I'm just only rolling through an intersection, turn

585
00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:06,120
Speaker 4: and scream at me and you do rapid hand gestures.

586
00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:07,600
Speaker 5: Okay, that always helps.

587
00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:09,760
Speaker 1: I just I definitely want to give you a little

588
00:27:09,760 --> 00:27:12,240
Speaker 1: hangtime to make sure that I'm right right on it,

589
00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:13,320
Speaker 1: the benefit of the doubt.

590
00:27:13,359 --> 00:27:14,000
Speaker 5: Just for a second.

591
00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:16,640
Speaker 1: You might have been thinking about something or really being like.

592
00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:18,800
Speaker 5: I was thinking about who Brad Pitt was to me?

593
00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:20,400
Speaker 1: Who is he to you?

594
00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:23,240
Speaker 5: He's a Missoula resident.

595
00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:26,560
Speaker 1: Oh, then there are they.

596
00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:30,480
Speaker 5: Oh him and oh this was the late nineties.

597
00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:32,840
Speaker 1: Oh, because the river runs through it.

598
00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:35,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, yep, you're probably exactly right.

599
00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:38,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, and maybe scenes from Legends of the Fall.

600
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Speaker 5: I don't know, excuse me, that was horrible, horrible loud.

601
00:27:43,359 --> 00:27:45,280
Speaker 1: Was Legends of All the one that got shot in

602
00:27:45,359 --> 00:27:49,680
Speaker 1: your hometown. Wasn't there a movie?

603
00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:52,960
Speaker 4: The river runs through it? Okay? But Legends Fall of

604
00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:56,080
Speaker 4: the Fall is more. I don't know, Wyoming, maybe Colorado,

605
00:27:56,240 --> 00:27:58,080
Speaker 4: I don't know. It turns out I don't know. I

606
00:27:58,119 --> 00:28:02,600
Speaker 4: don't know the Rocky Mountains proper, anyway.

607
00:28:02,320 --> 00:28:04,520
Speaker 1: I do anywhere between Nevada.

608
00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:08,040
Speaker 5: And Yes and the bottom of Mexico.

609
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:11,480
Speaker 1: I just remember what I'm wearing, these ridiculous.

610
00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:14,600
Speaker 5: Glass I wasn't gonna say anything, but hello, Barbara.

611
00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:18,120
Speaker 1: Starts and these are guys you know what we're just.

612
00:28:18,080 --> 00:28:20,760
Speaker 4: Having to Those are the glasses my mom used to

613
00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:22,320
Speaker 4: wear just when we went rafting.

614
00:28:22,520 --> 00:28:24,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, she wasn't worried about them floating away.

615
00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:30,480
Speaker 1: These are serious early eighties carpool mom glasses. They're tan

616
00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:31,119
Speaker 1: and brown.

617
00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:34,800
Speaker 5: It's finding out they're serious glasses. But I can't take

618
00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:36,200
Speaker 5: you seriously. We'll wear it. I know.

619
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Speaker 1: That's the great, that's the great.

620
00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:40,640
Speaker 5: There is nothing wrong with your glasses.

621
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Speaker 1: I just looked in the rear view mirror. I almost

622
00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:44,240
Speaker 1: never wear sunglasses.

623
00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:48,400
Speaker 4: And you can say that again, rearview mirror.

624
00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:50,440
Speaker 5: I can't do it. Do you want to hear me?

625
00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:56,640
Speaker 4: Try rearview mirror, rear view mirror, rear view mirror, rearview mirror.

626
00:28:56,960 --> 00:28:58,760
Speaker 4: I did it, rear view mirror.

627
00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:10,720
Speaker 8: We're we're more rearview mirror and rearview mirror mirror, mere

628
00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:11,600
Speaker 8: view mirror.

629
00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:12,760
Speaker 5: There, I did it.

630
00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:17,200
Speaker 4: I just have to turn to a young girl at

631
00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:17,720
Speaker 4: the mall.

632
00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:18,960
Speaker 1: And say that to her.

633
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:23,160
Speaker 5: Yes, excuse me, I have to turn to this young girl.

634
00:29:25,240 --> 00:29:28,400
Speaker 5: Near view mirror, near view mirror. G.

635
00:29:28,760 --> 00:29:29,480
Speaker 1: That's what you have to do.

636
00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:32,760
Speaker 5: You have to really enunciate review mirror. I am G.

637
00:29:35,320 --> 00:29:39,720
Speaker 4: And when someone says l uh in text. I like

638
00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:41,320
Speaker 4: to read it out loud, like wa.

639
00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:44,360
Speaker 5: Do you like that?

640
00:29:46,080 --> 00:29:46,360
Speaker 6: Like that?

641
00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:47,000
Speaker 5: All right?

642
00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:51,840
Speaker 4: Uh so we I was in the infront group short

643
00:29:52,160 --> 00:29:55,720
Speaker 4: form the games like whose line is at any game?

644
00:29:56,120 --> 00:29:58,240
Speaker 4: Like Yeah, I did for a number of years, like

645
00:29:58,480 --> 00:30:02,600
Speaker 4: freeze tag and making up songs based on it, someone

646
00:30:02,680 --> 00:30:08,480
Speaker 4: saying play by factory or play by factory, pactologist, play

647
00:30:08,520 --> 00:30:11,000
Speaker 4: by mansion. Oh this is gonna be good at your

648
00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:15,120
Speaker 4: cervix and then we and then people you know, there's

649
00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:18,920
Speaker 4: jokes in there and then But Brad Pitt used to

650
00:30:18,920 --> 00:30:21,960
Speaker 4: always eat at the Old Post where we would have

651
00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:25,040
Speaker 4: our shows, and we would come in and do our.

652
00:30:24,920 --> 00:30:28,400
Speaker 5: Warm up like exercises in the alley and come in.

653
00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:31,640
Speaker 4: He's gonna stay this time, like waiting for Guffman, And

654
00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:37,840
Speaker 4: he always laughed. He's like, oh fuck, I forgot it's

655
00:30:37,880 --> 00:30:38,440
Speaker 4: Monday again.

656
00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:42,160
Speaker 5: I'm not gonna watch this goddamn drama troupe. And he

657
00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:43,520
Speaker 5: would leave every time, and.

658
00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:46,360
Speaker 4: We'd all kind of get a little bummed, as did

659
00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:49,200
Speaker 4: the audience, like I want Brad Pitt to watch this

660
00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:49,680
Speaker 4: thing too.

661
00:30:49,800 --> 00:30:51,880
Speaker 5: The audience would I think they were thinking that.

662
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Speaker 1: Now wait, can I ask was he there because the

663
00:30:54,080 --> 00:30:56,440
Speaker 1: movie was being shot? Was he there. It was way

664
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Speaker 1: after that, so he liked it enough to come back.

665
00:30:58,840 --> 00:31:00,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, he liked it enough to buy a house and

666
00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:02,400
Speaker 4: live there, because.

667
00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:05,520
Speaker 1: I heard that Montana's the shit there, didn't anymore live there,

668
00:31:05,560 --> 00:31:06,320
Speaker 1: and a bunch of people.

669
00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:10,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think the one that was always around and

670
00:31:10,680 --> 00:31:15,960
Speaker 4: actually went to like Missoula City council meetings and complained

671
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:19,600
Speaker 4: to my dad about her, you know, property taxes, was

672
00:31:19,680 --> 00:31:23,680
Speaker 4: Andy McDowell. Oh yeah, exactly, that's kind of I mean,

673
00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:27,000
Speaker 4: she peeked with saying almost fire. As far as her

674
00:31:27,040 --> 00:31:29,240
Speaker 4: green card, come on, let's give her a little green card.

675
00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:30,840
Speaker 4: Let's give her her green card.

676
00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:31,920
Speaker 1: I give her nothing.

677
00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:34,760
Speaker 4: So she got extra died into wherever the fuck she's

678
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Speaker 4: from Canada, I guess, and I don't, although last time

679
00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:41,800
Speaker 4: I flew home for Christmas, she was on the plane

680
00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:46,000
Speaker 4: just sitting coach. Really yeah, So I kind of think

681
00:31:46,040 --> 00:31:48,480
Speaker 4: that she's cool because she just is like, I'm a

682
00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:52,040
Speaker 4: regular person in Missoula is my town. Like she tried

683
00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:54,200
Speaker 4: so hard to be part of the community, and everyone

684
00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:56,479
Speaker 4: was like, get out of here, Hollywood, and they were

685
00:31:56,560 --> 00:31:58,800
Speaker 4: kind of mean to her, were they really? Yeah, And

686
00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:04,040
Speaker 4: so as I think a little like obliged you know.

687
00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:09,320
Speaker 4: But now she's kind of like all natural peturely doesn't

688
00:32:09,320 --> 00:32:10,320
Speaker 4: put anything in her hair.

689
00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:12,520
Speaker 1: Lady, you know what she is. She's on the Hallmark channel.

690
00:32:12,520 --> 00:32:13,480
Speaker 1: I'll tell you that right now.

691
00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:17,400
Speaker 4: Oh is she? Yeah, well, it pays the bills. It's

692
00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:19,640
Speaker 4: on the Hallmark channel. Correct me if I'm wrong that

693
00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:23,160
Speaker 4: those are just little skits where they reenact different grating cards.

694
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:26,720
Speaker 5: If only it would be the.

695
00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:30,120
Speaker 1: Best happy graduation from a great ants.

696
00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:34,320
Speaker 4: I heard you're feeling down and then you open it

697
00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:36,720
Speaker 4: up and there's nothing. It's just a signature. That was

698
00:32:36,760 --> 00:32:38,680
Speaker 4: a really shitty episode.

699
00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:43,720
Speaker 1: I like the idea of a graduation card that's happy graduation.

700
00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:47,960
Speaker 1: I hear you're feeling down. I hear you're scared to

701
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:49,280
Speaker 1: go out into the world.

702
00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:56,920
Speaker 4: You should have joined the army. Happy college. But yeah,

703
00:32:57,000 --> 00:33:01,040
Speaker 4: she she You know, one time, though, I was on

704
00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:03,480
Speaker 4: a date. I was in college and Annie mcdell was

705
00:33:03,480 --> 00:33:05,719
Speaker 4: on the other side of the bar. She had her baby,

706
00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:09,280
Speaker 4: who's probably a teenager now I was not. I was

707
00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:13,120
Speaker 4: twenty two maybe oh, and she just pulled out her

708
00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:18,080
Speaker 4: tit and because she was breastfeeding, and of course breats

709
00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:21,520
Speaker 4: feeding in public is absolutely fine, but she took a

710
00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:24,640
Speaker 4: long She pulled out her breast and then leaned over

711
00:33:24,680 --> 00:33:25,600
Speaker 4: to grab her baby.

712
00:33:25,840 --> 00:33:27,440
Speaker 5: Uh huh, And there was a long pause.

713
00:33:27,560 --> 00:33:32,760
Speaker 4: And it's a famous person's nipple get out, you know

714
00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:35,680
Speaker 4: what I was like. I was like, let's let's help

715
00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:38,080
Speaker 4: her pay off her house. She's staying look at that

716
00:33:38,360 --> 00:33:39,240
Speaker 4: Look at that nipple.

717
00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:41,640
Speaker 1: Well, if it took her that long to pull her

718
00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:43,480
Speaker 1: boob out, it couldn't have been that nice of a booth.

719
00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:46,680
Speaker 5: It was at the time a spectacular booth.

720
00:33:46,800 --> 00:33:48,880
Speaker 1: You don't want your boob described as long.

721
00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:54,160
Speaker 5: Isn't that kind of kind intended? You should do something

722
00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:56,080
Speaker 5: about it and go to some kind of doctor. If

723
00:33:56,080 --> 00:33:57,920
Speaker 5: someone says, hey, why the long boob.

724
00:34:00,680 --> 00:34:03,960
Speaker 1: Dear grandchild, that's the next.

725
00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:10,120
Speaker 4: Episode I heard. You heard I have long boobs, grandmother.

726
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:13,880
Speaker 1: It's not it's a lie. Don't listen to anything they

727
00:34:13,920 --> 00:34:15,040
Speaker 1: say about your grandmam.

728
00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:18,319
Speaker 5: And tight and high up to my collar.

729
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:23,000
Speaker 1: Bones and will always be so they are.

730
00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:24,960
Speaker 4: The best of boobs. Siged.

731
00:34:25,160 --> 00:34:27,560
Speaker 1: Just to contend, here's five dollars.

732
00:34:29,160 --> 00:34:31,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, every every time you open a car and just

733
00:34:31,480 --> 00:34:34,720
Speaker 4: shake it. Yes see, if there's that sweet long boom, money, get.

734
00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:39,280
Speaker 1: That long boot money. Fives and ones crumpled up. Whatever

735
00:34:39,320 --> 00:34:39,760
Speaker 1: it takes.

736
00:34:40,960 --> 00:34:44,520
Speaker 4: You started to sing a brand new pop hit and

737
00:34:44,520 --> 00:34:45,200
Speaker 4: you backed out.

738
00:34:47,360 --> 00:34:48,720
Speaker 1: Whatever it takes.

739
00:34:49,719 --> 00:34:55,000
Speaker 7: The long boos, the fives and ones and shake it,

740
00:34:55,160 --> 00:34:58,400
Speaker 7: shake it, Shake it till the fives and lawns fall out,

741
00:34:58,680 --> 00:35:01,879
Speaker 7: Shake it till the wands fall out, Shake it till

742
00:35:01,920 --> 00:35:03,520
Speaker 7: the fives and wands fall out.

743
00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:09,280
Speaker 4: It would shake it till the ones fallout. Birthday. Sorry,

744
00:35:09,480 --> 00:35:16,960
Speaker 4: I stepped on your grandma's one, Grandma's birthday, Grandma's birthday.

745
00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:18,680
Speaker 4: Shake it till the WANs come out?

746
00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:19,360
Speaker 5: Shake it?

747
00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:20,960
Speaker 1: Can I ask you sorry?

748
00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:25,480
Speaker 5: I would have gone with please no and me. If

749
00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:27,160
Speaker 5: I start doing the Grandma.

750
00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:30,200
Speaker 1: Round, I'll throw up a block real quick. So wait,

751
00:35:30,719 --> 00:35:32,040
Speaker 1: you and I were talking about the fact that you

752
00:35:32,080 --> 00:35:34,120
Speaker 1: did have a party, but was your party last night?

753
00:35:34,719 --> 00:35:35,280
Speaker 4: My party?

754
00:35:35,680 --> 00:35:35,879
Speaker 5: Oh?

755
00:35:36,040 --> 00:35:38,600
Speaker 4: I was gonna go to the Power of Island's house

756
00:35:38,680 --> 00:35:42,200
Speaker 4: where I guess Michael Bush lives. But uh, there's a

757
00:35:42,239 --> 00:35:45,640
Speaker 4: guy that is I know that's going to be there,

758
00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:48,440
Speaker 4: that stole a jacket out of my garage at my

759
00:35:48,520 --> 00:35:52,000
Speaker 4: fourth July party, and I have confronted him a couple times,

760
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:55,640
Speaker 4: and then my roommate really recently got in his face

761
00:35:56,480 --> 00:35:58,479
Speaker 4: and said, you owe Chris, like two hundred bucks.

762
00:35:58,480 --> 00:36:00,440
Speaker 5: It was a nice jacket. He's not.

763
00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:02,520
Speaker 4: He's like it was in my car and my car

764
00:36:02,600 --> 00:36:04,160
Speaker 4: got impounded and it's gone.

765
00:36:04,680 --> 00:36:05,959
Speaker 5: And I know he's gonna be there.

766
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:10,520
Speaker 4: And I know that if you go no, he probably

767
00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:12,600
Speaker 4: is a big he probably beat me up. But I

768
00:36:12,640 --> 00:36:14,799
Speaker 4: know that we'd both be willing to go there at

769
00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:19,160
Speaker 4: this point because even though I'm a goddamn adult, Karen, well,

770
00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:22,919
Speaker 4: I'm a grown man. I would just I probably would

771
00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:25,520
Speaker 4: just kill him with kindness. That's what I've learned to do.

772
00:36:26,360 --> 00:36:28,640
Speaker 4: Forget about the jacket. I know you're a loser and

773
00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:31,080
Speaker 4: you're not gonna give it back to me. Led by gunes,

774
00:36:31,160 --> 00:36:37,080
Speaker 4: be bygones. I'm swimming in money now, That's that's what

775
00:36:37,080 --> 00:36:40,080
Speaker 4: I'll tell him. Yes, yes, see, I know that you

776
00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:42,520
Speaker 4: have to freeze for a moment. Well, you're like, so

777
00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:43,759
Speaker 4: you're gonna kill him with lies?

778
00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:47,040
Speaker 1: That's it, You're that's what counts as kindness.

779
00:36:47,920 --> 00:36:48,240
Speaker 5: Lying.

780
00:36:49,239 --> 00:36:51,560
Speaker 4: I'm gonna spare you're hold on.

781
00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:54,279
Speaker 1: I'm killing you with kindness. You're a fucking loser and

782
00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:59,759
Speaker 1: a thief. Too kind for you. Stick the kindness. I

783
00:36:59,880 --> 00:37:03,040
Speaker 1: like this area because this is we're driving towards Sunland

784
00:37:03,120 --> 00:37:06,520
Speaker 1: right now. Oh, and it's real sketchy out here. Well

785
00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:09,520
Speaker 1: I'm not really, like, nothing would ever happen. This is

786
00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:11,720
Speaker 1: just these are like the people that have three jobs

787
00:37:11,880 --> 00:37:12,800
Speaker 1: in Los Angeles.

788
00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:16,239
Speaker 4: And you can tell from the background noise it's a

789
00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:17,919
Speaker 4: historic cobblestone road.

790
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:20,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is one of the great roads that stopped

791
00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:25,160
Speaker 1: getting paved in nineteen ninety one. But there's great thrift

792
00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:27,480
Speaker 1: stores out here, really good ones.

793
00:37:27,520 --> 00:37:28,120
Speaker 5: Really yeah.

794
00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:29,799
Speaker 1: And then look at that. Look at that hotel with

795
00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:33,520
Speaker 1: the horse on top. Oh god, check that shit out.

796
00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:37,840
Speaker 5: And it's a taxidermy horse, taxi dermy horse, a horse.

797
00:37:37,600 --> 00:37:39,279
Speaker 4: That pulled up. Can I get a room?

798
00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:41,439
Speaker 5: And then someone stabbed him, that's right.

799
00:37:41,640 --> 00:37:44,359
Speaker 4: And then that they have another hotel next to that

800
00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:46,600
Speaker 4: that'll actually stuff animals that they've murdered.

801
00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:49,680
Speaker 1: So if you're into murdering animals, yeah, go to the

802
00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:50,440
Speaker 1: horse hotel.

803
00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:53,560
Speaker 4: If you're a sicko who doesn't murder people, yeah, and

804
00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:57,160
Speaker 4: you murder animals, you're a perfect murders animals instead, because

805
00:37:57,160 --> 00:37:58,000
Speaker 4: you get off on that.

806
00:37:58,880 --> 00:38:02,120
Speaker 5: We are in a shitty part of the country. We are,

807
00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:03,520
Speaker 5: Oh what is this?

808
00:38:03,880 --> 00:38:06,680
Speaker 4: It's just so we can give a shout out to

809
00:38:06,719 --> 00:38:07,680
Speaker 4: their tourism board.

810
00:38:07,840 --> 00:38:10,239
Speaker 1: I feel like, you know, you come out here for

811
00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:13,080
Speaker 1: your Elo locos, You come out here for your the

812
00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:15,080
Speaker 1: one Carls Junior that you can find on the side

813
00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:17,120
Speaker 1: of town. But when do you come out here just

814
00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:21,600
Speaker 1: to like celebrate, celebrate the total lack of beauty or

815
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:23,279
Speaker 1: design or art of any kind.

816
00:38:23,360 --> 00:38:26,479
Speaker 4: And you can celebrate, help celebrate by going to any

817
00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:28,719
Speaker 4: one of these many Pinata stores.

818
00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:32,760
Speaker 1: Just by two or four you may or may not see.

819
00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:34,840
Speaker 4: I don't like that I said there isn't really Piniana

820
00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:38,000
Speaker 4: stores and me saying that I'm suggesting that we're in

821
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:41,200
Speaker 4: a horrible place and that it's also a Latino community,

822
00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:44,520
Speaker 4: and I want to admit that there is no I

823
00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:47,440
Speaker 4: did not mean that, and there are no Pinata stores.

824
00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:48,759
Speaker 5: Karen, you'll back me up on there.

825
00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:52,879
Speaker 1: I'm staring at two.

826
00:38:56,520 --> 00:38:59,759
Speaker 4: There is, however, an as Techa market would two cho

827
00:39:01,239 --> 00:39:06,279
Speaker 4: that look a lot like to me exactly, But that story.

828
00:39:06,040 --> 00:39:10,560
Speaker 1: The word val I couldn't say the word rival stores.

829
00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:13,520
Speaker 1: God damn it. I'm super off my game today. I

830
00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:16,080
Speaker 1: think that's the beauty of my participation is that I'm

831
00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:16,800
Speaker 1: really awful.

832
00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:18,120
Speaker 5: I think you're doing great.

833
00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:19,280
Speaker 1: Thanks Chris.

834
00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:23,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, so you, and you might not want to talk

835
00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:25,920
Speaker 4: about it, but let's get down to the diddy nitty

836
00:39:26,040 --> 00:39:36,600
Speaker 4: gritty long. You you checked your bank account and it

837
00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:37,240
Speaker 4: was frozen.

838
00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:37,759
Speaker 5: What the hell?

839
00:39:37,880 --> 00:39:43,480
Speaker 9: Oh well, I see what I mean, we could It's

840
00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:48,120
Speaker 9: it's nothing great, but my uh when I got my.

841
00:39:48,160 --> 00:39:49,720
Speaker 1: Divorce, nobody did.

842
00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:51,799
Speaker 4: Our taxes that it's that thing.

843
00:39:52,040 --> 00:39:54,920
Speaker 1: So basically, and I called, I've already talked to the

844
00:39:55,280 --> 00:39:56,360
Speaker 1: accountant about.

845
00:39:56,120 --> 00:39:59,840
Speaker 4: It, but you're checking your bank frozen checking account well.

846
00:39:59,680 --> 00:40:02,239
Speaker 1: Because it's very involved, but essentially the I R S

847
00:40:02,280 --> 00:40:04,319
Speaker 1: put a lean on my bank account. I've had that,

848
00:40:04,760 --> 00:40:07,080
Speaker 1: so they're just pulling the money out. And I was like,

849
00:40:07,239 --> 00:40:09,399
Speaker 1: oh my god, because I of course was getting these

850
00:40:09,480 --> 00:40:11,799
Speaker 1: letters from the I R S and not opening them. Yes,

851
00:40:11,920 --> 00:40:16,600
Speaker 1: probably shouldn't be saying any of this recorded, but and

852
00:40:16,680 --> 00:40:20,600
Speaker 1: I was bouncing, and end of the day, I called

853
00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:24,200
Speaker 1: the accountant and I was freaking out, and he goes, oh,

854
00:40:24,239 --> 00:40:26,879
Speaker 1: it's just because the date is broke there, and they

855
00:40:27,040 --> 00:40:29,680
Speaker 1: just they're really intense these days. We'll we'll fix it

856
00:40:29,719 --> 00:40:31,960
Speaker 1: in one week. Okay, don't be scared.

857
00:40:31,960 --> 00:40:35,080
Speaker 4: Just really okay, Yeah, you're count and you and your

858
00:40:35,080 --> 00:40:37,480
Speaker 4: neighbor lady is helping that was that you've told me

859
00:40:37,480 --> 00:40:37,960
Speaker 4: that story.

860
00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:39,319
Speaker 5: She came over and she's like.

861
00:40:39,440 --> 00:40:41,640
Speaker 4: Let's do this, let's open these envelopes.

862
00:40:42,040 --> 00:40:44,759
Speaker 1: Well, because I knew it was bad, like in the

863
00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:47,359
Speaker 1: first year when I knew the taxes hadn't gotten done,

864
00:40:47,840 --> 00:40:50,040
Speaker 1: so I like was frozen up. But it was all

865
00:40:50,200 --> 00:40:54,440
Speaker 1: very much connected to my relationship just falling apart. The

866
00:40:54,480 --> 00:40:56,960
Speaker 1: whole thing was horrible, and I was on the road

867
00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:58,640
Speaker 1: for two years in a row, so.

868
00:40:58,440 --> 00:41:01,200
Speaker 4: So basically dealing with this it's all the equivalent of

869
00:41:01,239 --> 00:41:02,920
Speaker 4: dealing with his record collection and.

870
00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:06,080
Speaker 1: The exactly exactly, and they're kind of like, there's so

871
00:41:06,239 --> 00:41:09,520
Speaker 1: much you know what finances with me. There's so much

872
00:41:09,560 --> 00:41:12,920
Speaker 1: like panic and fear around all of it. It's crazy,

873
00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:14,400
Speaker 1: and then you create problems.

874
00:41:14,440 --> 00:41:17,240
Speaker 4: That's how we were raised. Yeah, money is a scary,

875
00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:18,040
Speaker 4: sacred thing.

876
00:41:18,239 --> 00:41:19,480
Speaker 1: Yes, that's exactly right.

877
00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:22,040
Speaker 4: If it don't look at it. Even when I shook

878
00:41:22,040 --> 00:41:24,920
Speaker 4: a greeting card, I wouldn't look at it. How is

879
00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:26,960
Speaker 4: this legal that these fifty look at We're about to

880
00:41:26,960 --> 00:41:29,440
Speaker 4: watch this kid ride a scooter into the propeller of

881
00:41:29,440 --> 00:41:30,200
Speaker 4: a boat boat.

882
00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:32,680
Speaker 1: That's the worst boat accident on land.

883
00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:34,640
Speaker 4: To be honest, though, it's kind of overkilled with that

884
00:41:34,760 --> 00:41:39,120
Speaker 4: helmet and he's wearing a fucking Lance armstrung Neil, who's

885
00:41:39,160 --> 00:41:45,440
Speaker 4: the race god guy? There's a Louis He's he's in Earnhardt.

886
00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:50,319
Speaker 4: Oh never mind, it doesn't matter. I just love the

887
00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:52,320
Speaker 4: bicycling of Louis Armstrong.

888
00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:55,760
Speaker 1: Two seeks. We just drove by Seeks that you rarely

889
00:41:55,760 --> 00:41:56,960
Speaker 1: see that in Los Angeles.

890
00:41:57,040 --> 00:42:01,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, those were in and uh Seek specifically do they

891
00:42:01,440 --> 00:42:04,880
Speaker 4: wear neon head and where we're.

892
00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:06,960
Speaker 1: Gonna watch those kids wipe out? There's no way that's

893
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:07,600
Speaker 1: not happening.

894
00:42:07,640 --> 00:42:09,200
Speaker 5: That was crazy. You could probably hear it.

895
00:42:09,280 --> 00:42:12,160
Speaker 4: We got the ambient mic turned up on full scooter

896
00:42:12,680 --> 00:42:14,719
Speaker 4: capture and.

897
00:42:14,640 --> 00:42:16,160
Speaker 1: I like the way that that lady on the corner

898
00:42:16,239 --> 00:42:18,719
Speaker 1: waved at them, like get off those things.

899
00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:19,440
Speaker 4: Which is pretty hilarious.

900
00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:21,840
Speaker 1: Oh really see there's a ship some of stuff happening

901
00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:22,440
Speaker 1: in Sunland.

902
00:42:23,320 --> 00:42:26,480
Speaker 4: I can't believe those are They are going faster than

903
00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:30,120
Speaker 4: the cars on They basically are the size of razor scooters. Yeah,

904
00:42:30,160 --> 00:42:34,200
Speaker 4: with they have guns, high powered uh you know, lawnmower

905
00:42:34,239 --> 00:42:38,120
Speaker 4: engines on them. And now they're getting on the bus

906
00:42:38,160 --> 00:42:41,759
Speaker 4: with them or no, they're doing They're they're doing some

907
00:42:41,840 --> 00:42:46,160
Speaker 4: maintenance work that guy's like, oh, I have my settings.

908
00:42:45,760 --> 00:42:48,040
Speaker 1: That one guy has a long gray beard.

909
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:49,279
Speaker 5: And he's hanging out with a kid.

910
00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:52,640
Speaker 1: He looks like a child. He is the stature of

911
00:42:52,680 --> 00:42:54,799
Speaker 1: a child, but he is a long and a long

912
00:42:54,840 --> 00:42:56,440
Speaker 1: gray beard. That's so weird.

913
00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:59,840
Speaker 5: And he's with a child, but that's not his child.

914
00:43:00,040 --> 00:43:02,360
Speaker 5: One man's African American, the other maybe he's adopted.

915
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:04,799
Speaker 4: Let's go chase them. I want to know about their

916
00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:08,480
Speaker 4: family history. Pardon me, Scooter, Scooter, father and son.

917
00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:09,960
Speaker 1: We're from this American life.

918
00:43:10,160 --> 00:43:15,080
Speaker 4: We want hello, Scooter Gang, I'm Ira Glass.

919
00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:17,480
Speaker 5: Is that his name?

920
00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:18,520
Speaker 4: Yeah?

921
00:43:18,600 --> 00:43:22,080
Speaker 1: The one guy? Yeah? Does he do all this American life?

922
00:43:22,080 --> 00:43:22,960
Speaker 5: My impression of him?

923
00:43:23,160 --> 00:43:24,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I.

924
00:43:24,239 --> 00:43:28,560
Speaker 4: Don't know what I didn't do it. I can't do impersonations. God,

925
00:43:28,560 --> 00:43:31,120
Speaker 4: I wish that James the Domain was in the car

926
00:43:31,280 --> 00:43:34,480
Speaker 4: or on top of the car. Remember that, Oh call

927
00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:37,000
Speaker 4: him that moment to the past moment.

928
00:43:37,360 --> 00:43:39,920
Speaker 1: God damn it. We were once very good at this.

929
00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:42,880
Speaker 4: Now we recall the times that we peaked.

930
00:43:43,840 --> 00:43:44,759
Speaker 1: Why not look back?

931
00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:45,240
Speaker 4: Now?

932
00:43:47,520 --> 00:43:49,440
Speaker 5: I really know, And when I do.

933
00:43:49,480 --> 00:43:54,560
Speaker 1: Duets, it's the hardest musically. You don't know whether to

934
00:43:54,640 --> 00:43:57,680
Speaker 1: be you know, strike out on your own right or

935
00:43:57,800 --> 00:43:59,840
Speaker 1: just follow what's musically.

936
00:44:00,239 --> 00:44:03,319
Speaker 4: I'm so glad you said that, Karen, because I think

937
00:44:03,360 --> 00:44:05,520
Speaker 4: it's time I strike out on my own. Oh shit,

938
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:08,279
Speaker 4: we've been striking out together this whole time.

939
00:44:10,360 --> 00:44:11,960
Speaker 5: We haven't. We haven't done it out.

940
00:44:12,040 --> 00:44:14,840
Speaker 4: You're doing very well, good well with your solo music.

941
00:44:15,120 --> 00:44:19,360
Speaker 4: And don't think that I haven't noticed that our dual

942
00:44:19,480 --> 00:44:21,640
Speaker 4: music is kind of striking out.

943
00:44:21,640 --> 00:44:23,920
Speaker 5: Oh, by the wayside, we've been striking out. So I'm

944
00:44:23,960 --> 00:44:25,200
Speaker 5: about to strike out on my own.

945
00:44:26,400 --> 00:44:33,640
Speaker 4: We are getting closer towards Nevada, very close. Oh god,

946
00:44:33,680 --> 00:44:36,120
Speaker 4: you could still it's still. It sounds like I smoked

947
00:44:36,719 --> 00:44:37,240
Speaker 4: for a while.

948
00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:39,240
Speaker 5: At least.

949
00:44:40,520 --> 00:44:47,280
Speaker 4: That dom DeLuise exhale, Yes, God, rest is sult any time.

950
00:44:47,600 --> 00:44:49,680
Speaker 1: I liked it that a white truck just crossed two

951
00:44:49,760 --> 00:44:51,920
Speaker 1: lanes of traffic to drive into the donut shop.

952
00:44:52,040 --> 00:44:52,600
Speaker 5: He didn't get it.

953
00:44:52,719 --> 00:44:56,839
Speaker 4: He's like Jelly failed, see you later.

954
00:44:57,280 --> 00:44:59,640
Speaker 5: I don't care about the well being of other mortyers.

955
00:45:01,480 --> 00:45:02,239
Speaker 5: I don't look at.

956
00:45:05,200 --> 00:45:07,920
Speaker 1: What's going on out here. Suddenly it's getting fancy or

957
00:45:07,920 --> 00:45:09,359
Speaker 1: something with floors.

958
00:45:09,719 --> 00:45:12,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like, I don't see what you're saying.

959
00:45:12,680 --> 00:45:14,240
Speaker 1: But back there, that one.

960
00:45:14,120 --> 00:45:17,960
Speaker 4: Dog, I'm just seeing rusty equipment rental when you get

961
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:18,279
Speaker 4: up to.

962
00:45:18,200 --> 00:45:19,839
Speaker 1: This light, I think you're gonna want to take a right.

963
00:45:20,080 --> 00:45:22,640
Speaker 4: Maybe his name is Rusty, but that's still a horrible

964
00:45:22,719 --> 00:45:24,280
Speaker 4: name for an equipment rental place.

965
00:45:26,239 --> 00:45:29,120
Speaker 1: Rusty should be a good enough businessman to know that

966
00:45:29,200 --> 00:45:31,080
Speaker 1: he needs to use his full name, Russell.

967
00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:38,239
Speaker 4: Russell's Equipment Roasty equipment Rental just does not. Maybe it's

968
00:45:38,280 --> 00:45:41,919
Speaker 4: not a good testament to the quality. Oh, another murder hotel.

969
00:45:42,080 --> 00:45:44,320
Speaker 1: And I just saw a man grabbing on a lady's

970
00:45:44,320 --> 00:45:46,600
Speaker 1: boob in a way that I couldn't tell at first

971
00:45:46,920 --> 00:45:49,080
Speaker 1: if it was problematic, and then it just looked like

972
00:45:49,120 --> 00:45:50,640
Speaker 1: she was shoeing it away.

973
00:45:50,960 --> 00:45:53,759
Speaker 4: Should we wear capes and go out and try and

974
00:45:53,800 --> 00:45:55,480
Speaker 4: intervene a lot of the ship.

975
00:45:55,680 --> 00:45:59,200
Speaker 1: I feel like a lot of it is totally uh consensual,

976
00:45:59,440 --> 00:46:01,480
Speaker 1: and and everybody's into it.

977
00:46:01,640 --> 00:46:03,239
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I think you're right.

978
00:46:03,480 --> 00:46:05,400
Speaker 1: Just saw a billboard that said take time to be

979
00:46:05,440 --> 00:46:08,560
Speaker 1: a dad today. That's the kind of neighborhood we're in.

980
00:46:09,040 --> 00:46:10,319
Speaker 4: But only if it's your day.

981
00:46:11,880 --> 00:46:14,840
Speaker 1: The rest Saturday, Sunday, holiday weekend.

982
00:46:14,719 --> 00:46:18,600
Speaker 4: Take take time to be a dad Tuesdays and Thursdays like.

983
00:46:18,640 --> 00:46:19,719
Speaker 1: Everybody else is doing.

984
00:46:22,560 --> 00:46:26,759
Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, just a moment of silence to think about

985
00:46:26,800 --> 00:46:30,120
Speaker 10: all those latch key kids out there staying with their

986
00:46:30,200 --> 00:46:33,400
Speaker 10: dad one day, staying with their mom the next.

987
00:46:33,520 --> 00:46:35,439
Speaker 1: We were latch key kids growing up because my dad

988
00:46:35,520 --> 00:46:37,759
Speaker 1: was a fireman, so he would be at a firehouse

989
00:46:37,760 --> 00:46:40,280
Speaker 1: three nights a week. Oh wow, and my mom worked

990
00:46:40,320 --> 00:46:41,560
Speaker 1: so we would go home and.

991
00:46:41,719 --> 00:46:44,800
Speaker 5: He had he had seventy two hour shifts.

992
00:46:44,880 --> 00:46:47,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, three on four off.

993
00:46:47,719 --> 00:46:50,239
Speaker 5: Wow, is the fireman my brother in law's two on

994
00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:53,360
Speaker 5: two off? I think? Oh yeah.

995
00:46:53,520 --> 00:46:55,040
Speaker 1: Is he volunteers full time?

996
00:46:55,120 --> 00:46:57,600
Speaker 5: He's full time man. He's the top. What do you

997
00:46:57,680 --> 00:46:58,000
Speaker 5: call him?

998
00:46:58,040 --> 00:47:01,680
Speaker 4: The lieutenant or sure captain or he's up there.

999
00:47:01,760 --> 00:47:04,319
Speaker 5: He's been doing it for a long long time. He's

1000
00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:06,520
Speaker 5: been a city Spokane, Washington.

1001
00:47:06,680 --> 00:47:07,520
Speaker 1: Nice.

1002
00:47:08,360 --> 00:47:11,439
Speaker 4: He also worked at the fireman's credit union on those

1003
00:47:11,520 --> 00:47:12,040
Speaker 4: days off.

1004
00:47:12,440 --> 00:47:13,440
Speaker 1: Oh that's smart.

1005
00:47:13,600 --> 00:47:15,759
Speaker 4: Not afraid to work, my brother in law.

1006
00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:19,279
Speaker 1: A lot of moonlight is other things, because they have

1007
00:47:19,320 --> 00:47:22,359
Speaker 1: so much free time. Once they get you know, once

1008
00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:23,000
Speaker 1: they get it down.

1009
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:33,560
Speaker 4: Some walk botty nice, some fly body moonlighting, firemen who

1010
00:47:33,640 --> 00:47:39,400
Speaker 4: get caught in the fleet, who get burned in the flame.

1011
00:47:40,760 --> 00:47:46,440
Speaker 4: Oh what a great show, speaking of taking you back.

1012
00:47:46,360 --> 00:47:48,200
Speaker 1: Oh we're already the empire show girls.

1013
00:47:48,320 --> 00:47:50,480
Speaker 4: Oh my god, did.

1014
00:47:50,320 --> 00:47:52,640
Speaker 1: You see that old business man sitting outside of that

1015
00:47:52,640 --> 00:47:53,239
Speaker 1: strip club.

1016
00:47:53,280 --> 00:47:54,880
Speaker 5: Oh god, I swear.

1017
00:47:54,640 --> 00:47:57,920
Speaker 1: To god, I feel like there's such a lack of

1018
00:47:57,920 --> 00:48:01,399
Speaker 1: self awareness in men and strip club or like, there's

1019
00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:04,279
Speaker 1: a Hooters commercial on right now where it's the guy

1020
00:48:04,360 --> 00:48:06,600
Speaker 1: talking directly to the Hooters girls who are like as

1021
00:48:06,600 --> 00:48:09,520
Speaker 1: if they're in football training. Uh, and the guy sounds

1022
00:48:09,560 --> 00:48:12,080
Speaker 1: like the oldest PERV of all time. It makes me

1023
00:48:12,160 --> 00:48:14,120
Speaker 1: laugh every time I listen to it. He's like, don't

1024
00:48:14,320 --> 00:48:17,800
Speaker 1: don't spill that beer, but it sounds like he sounds

1025
00:48:17,800 --> 00:48:18,959
Speaker 1: like an old football coach.

1026
00:48:19,040 --> 00:48:19,480
Speaker 5: Oh yeah.

1027
00:48:19,520 --> 00:48:22,400
Speaker 1: So it's just like these poor young girls and this

1028
00:48:22,480 --> 00:48:24,320
Speaker 1: old PERV that's bossing them around.

1029
00:48:24,600 --> 00:48:25,800
Speaker 5: Oh that sounds awful.

1030
00:48:25,840 --> 00:48:26,759
Speaker 1: It's hilarious.

1031
00:48:27,160 --> 00:48:27,759
Speaker 5: But I do.

1032
00:48:28,120 --> 00:48:32,160
Speaker 4: I mean, I used to go to Hooters because I

1033
00:48:32,360 --> 00:48:37,920
Speaker 4: had a fifty percent off discount because Hooters sponsored The

1034
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:39,799
Speaker 4: Daily Habit, the show I worked on.

1035
00:48:40,120 --> 00:48:42,719
Speaker 5: Oh Jordan, Yeah, it's one of the sponsors.

1036
00:48:43,160 --> 00:48:45,920
Speaker 4: And so the Hooters girls would come in and we'd

1037
00:48:45,960 --> 00:48:46,960
Speaker 4: have to do a segment.

1038
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:49,319
Speaker 5: We'd had to use them somehow. Sometimes they would act

1039
00:48:49,360 --> 00:48:50,480
Speaker 5: in things oh wow.

1040
00:48:50,600 --> 00:48:54,680
Speaker 4: Other times they'd actually just hand out chicken wings to

1041
00:48:54,760 --> 00:48:57,080
Speaker 4: the studio audience and they would put it on.

1042
00:48:57,080 --> 00:49:00,920
Speaker 5: Camera just to appease the were like, you're they were

1043
00:49:00,960 --> 00:49:01,759
Speaker 5: paying for good?

1044
00:49:01,920 --> 00:49:02,680
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1045
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:04,880
Speaker 5: But then we would go there and.

1046
00:49:05,239 --> 00:49:06,879
Speaker 1: Did you like the wings? Like a lot of people say,

1047
00:49:06,880 --> 00:49:08,560
Speaker 1: the food is actually really good at Hooters.

1048
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:12,000
Speaker 5: No it isn't.

1049
00:49:12,239 --> 00:49:16,600
Speaker 4: Oh okay, it isn't good. And I feel like I know,

1050
00:49:16,640 --> 00:49:19,080
Speaker 4: I was hesitant there because I used to be a

1051
00:49:19,160 --> 00:49:20,439
Speaker 4: corporate chill.

1052
00:49:21,800 --> 00:49:23,879
Speaker 5: But the wings are the only thing you should eat.

1053
00:49:23,920 --> 00:49:27,960
Speaker 4: I had a burger there once and go Atlanta News

1054
00:49:28,040 --> 00:49:30,840
Speaker 4: not bad News, Bears Baseball movie.

1055
00:49:30,960 --> 00:49:35,720
Speaker 1: Oh wait, the original though, Yeah, okay, good, Yes, no, it's.

1056
00:49:36,400 --> 00:49:38,040
Speaker 5: Another one, the one.

1057
00:49:38,560 --> 00:49:41,600
Speaker 4: I want to call him Tommy Lee Jones in sling Blade,

1058
00:49:41,640 --> 00:49:42,719
Speaker 4: but he has a real name.

1059
00:49:43,960 --> 00:49:44,759
Speaker 1: Thorn Is.

1060
00:49:44,960 --> 00:49:45,280
Speaker 5: Yes.

1061
00:49:45,800 --> 00:49:48,360
Speaker 1: We're right now driving through what I would consider to

1062
00:49:48,400 --> 00:49:51,319
Speaker 1: be the San Fernana Vali's little Calcutta.

1063
00:49:52,360 --> 00:49:53,320
Speaker 5: Uh.

1064
00:49:53,360 --> 00:49:54,799
Speaker 1: There are people sitting on the.

1065
00:49:54,760 --> 00:49:59,399
Speaker 5: Sidewalk, there's live chickens. The sh.

1066
00:50:00,800 --> 00:50:04,919
Speaker 1: It is crazy out here. There's a bail bonds place.

1067
00:50:04,760 --> 00:50:09,360
Speaker 5: Of course, that is a can you explain how a

1068
00:50:09,360 --> 00:50:10,839
Speaker 5: bail bondsman works? Karen?

1069
00:50:12,440 --> 00:50:16,120
Speaker 1: So if you get arrested, If you get arrested, you

1070
00:50:16,200 --> 00:50:18,880
Speaker 1: have to when your bail is saved ten thousand dollars,

1071
00:50:19,400 --> 00:50:22,319
Speaker 1: So the bondsman makes you pay a ten percent of

1072
00:50:22,320 --> 00:50:25,440
Speaker 1: it or some percentage of that amount. So you have

1073
00:50:25,480 --> 00:50:29,360
Speaker 1: to go pay, you know, one thousand dollars to the bondsman,

1074
00:50:29,480 --> 00:50:31,439
Speaker 1: and he takes that bond and he puts up gets

1075
00:50:31,440 --> 00:50:35,399
Speaker 1: you out of jail, and then you somehow owe him

1076
00:50:35,520 --> 00:50:38,760
Speaker 1: or he gets the bond back something.

1077
00:50:38,800 --> 00:50:40,799
Speaker 4: You have to go out and commit more crimes to

1078
00:50:40,800 --> 00:50:42,319
Speaker 4: earn the money to pay him back.

1079
00:50:42,440 --> 00:50:44,320
Speaker 5: It's like a check advance.

1080
00:50:44,880 --> 00:50:47,720
Speaker 1: Yes, it's it's all you know. This system is broken,

1081
00:50:47,800 --> 00:50:50,640
Speaker 1: that's for sure. But what I believe is the thing

1082
00:50:50,760 --> 00:50:53,759
Speaker 1: is as long as you stay in town like you're

1083
00:50:53,960 --> 00:50:56,600
Speaker 1: and and then you go through your thing, he gets

1084
00:50:56,600 --> 00:51:00,399
Speaker 1: his money back. The only problem is when you when

1085
00:51:00,400 --> 00:51:02,120
Speaker 1: you run out of town, and then they have to

1086
00:51:02,160 --> 00:51:02,799
Speaker 1: go right.

1087
00:51:03,360 --> 00:51:05,400
Speaker 5: And I mean add Heather Locklear.

1088
00:51:05,440 --> 00:51:08,400
Speaker 4: And we've described the TV show The fall Guy, which

1089
00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:11,839
Speaker 4: no one remembers he was a he was a that's

1090
00:51:12,040 --> 00:51:14,920
Speaker 4: that's a bounty that's a boundy. How is that different

1091
00:51:14,960 --> 00:51:18,799
Speaker 4: from a doesn't a bounty hunter work with a bondsman?

1092
00:51:19,360 --> 00:51:21,600
Speaker 1: Yes, the bounty hunter goes gets the person when the

1093
00:51:21,600 --> 00:51:24,960
Speaker 1: bondsman calls and says so and so jumped.

1094
00:51:24,800 --> 00:51:27,359
Speaker 5: And this stuff still happens after the eighties.

1095
00:51:27,080 --> 00:51:29,040
Speaker 1: Right, because it's happening every day.

1096
00:51:29,239 --> 00:51:32,320
Speaker 4: I guess it kind of interested me when I was young,

1097
00:51:32,600 --> 00:51:34,879
Speaker 4: maybe I thought. And when I grew up and I'm

1098
00:51:34,920 --> 00:51:37,879
Speaker 4: six foot four like all of my family other than

1099
00:51:37,880 --> 00:51:41,160
Speaker 4: my dad, who's five eight, I'm going to be a big, tough,

1100
00:51:41,200 --> 00:51:43,759
Speaker 4: bailed bondsman or a fall guy or some sort of

1101
00:51:43,760 --> 00:51:45,840
Speaker 4: a private eye. But yeah, you know, I was watching

1102
00:51:45,880 --> 00:51:49,200
Speaker 4: a lot of TV. Sure, there aren't TV shows about

1103
00:51:49,560 --> 00:51:53,560
Speaker 4: stand up comedians who like to paint pictures, you know

1104
00:51:53,600 --> 00:51:54,000
Speaker 4: what I mean.

1105
00:51:54,280 --> 00:51:57,000
Speaker 1: No, that's very true. I just wanted to be the

1106
00:51:57,080 --> 00:52:01,400
Speaker 1: sister and a family because I watched some TV like

1107
00:52:01,520 --> 00:52:08,120
Speaker 1: Sister Sister yep, or Happy Days, whatever whatever it takes.

1108
00:52:08,480 --> 00:52:11,879
Speaker 4: I grew up in a lot of Happy Days. Oh yeah,

1109
00:52:11,960 --> 00:52:16,399
Speaker 4: the show right, God, god knows it wasn't the other.

1110
00:52:19,800 --> 00:52:22,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, wow, electronic that's another.

1111
00:52:22,880 --> 00:52:26,680
Speaker 4: Remember the first or second episode we did Karen, Yes,

1112
00:52:27,080 --> 00:52:28,920
Speaker 4: and we drove by a.

1113
00:52:28,760 --> 00:52:30,760
Speaker 5: Castle medieval themed?

1114
00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:31,200
Speaker 1: Yes?

1115
00:52:31,640 --> 00:52:33,600
Speaker 5: And what what was the other part of it?

1116
00:52:33,640 --> 00:52:36,560
Speaker 4: Why did we think it was some sort of a

1117
00:52:36,600 --> 00:52:37,600
Speaker 4: pedophile ring?

1118
00:52:37,719 --> 00:52:39,720
Speaker 1: Oh? Because I think it was by the batting cages.

1119
00:52:39,840 --> 00:52:40,879
Speaker 1: Oh okay, that one.

1120
00:52:40,920 --> 00:52:42,520
Speaker 5: It's like, Oh, how convenient.

1121
00:52:42,680 --> 00:52:45,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, Oh, you have your little cardboard castle that lures

1122
00:52:45,880 --> 00:52:49,600
Speaker 1: the kids in. Oh, eat this candy and play these

1123
00:52:49,640 --> 00:52:50,600
Speaker 1: batting cages.

1124
00:52:50,280 --> 00:52:52,320
Speaker 5: And then somebody hits them with a bat.

1125
00:52:52,200 --> 00:52:54,520
Speaker 1: Yeah right, yeah, shives candy in their mouths so they

1126
00:52:54,560 --> 00:52:55,040
Speaker 1: can't screen.

1127
00:52:55,200 --> 00:52:57,520
Speaker 4: Well, I guess we don't know much about the process,

1128
00:52:57,600 --> 00:52:59,399
Speaker 4: but I don't ever want to learn about it. Those

1129
00:52:59,400 --> 00:53:01,920
Speaker 4: are YouTube videos that are in my Facebook.

1130
00:53:01,960 --> 00:53:04,520
Speaker 1: Please don't click on those ones, Chris, Please.

1131
00:53:04,440 --> 00:53:07,200
Speaker 4: So tired of all the kiddie porn that people are

1132
00:53:07,200 --> 00:53:08,240
Speaker 4: putting on my Facebook.

1133
00:53:08,840 --> 00:53:10,040
Speaker 1: Look at this terrible thing.

1134
00:53:10,760 --> 00:53:15,320
Speaker 4: I really, in all seriousness that there is a video

1135
00:53:15,400 --> 00:53:19,560
Speaker 4: that has stuck with me for months now.

1136
00:53:19,719 --> 00:53:20,799
Speaker 1: Oh no, which one.

1137
00:53:20,960 --> 00:53:25,480
Speaker 4: Oh it was just a car accident people in the street,

1138
00:53:25,640 --> 00:53:28,960
Speaker 4: and I was like, oh, that looks fake. That person

1139
00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:32,080
Speaker 4: wouldn't be moving around without these vital parts.

1140
00:53:31,840 --> 00:53:32,680
Speaker 1: Of the body.

1141
00:53:32,800 --> 00:53:35,359
Speaker 4: Yeah, And so I watched it over and over because

1142
00:53:35,400 --> 00:53:40,160
Speaker 4: I really thought it was really good horror.

1143
00:53:40,360 --> 00:53:43,760
Speaker 5: Effects, like it was that bad.

1144
00:53:44,440 --> 00:53:47,400
Speaker 4: And then I was like, oh, this is real and

1145
00:53:47,440 --> 00:53:50,360
Speaker 4: they're in Columbia or something, and someone it was just

1146
00:53:50,400 --> 00:53:53,400
Speaker 4: a bunch of silent people filming like in shock.

1147
00:53:54,239 --> 00:53:56,480
Speaker 5: It was so awful that and I watched it over

1148
00:53:56,520 --> 00:53:58,600
Speaker 5: and over, and then I'm like, oh, this is totally real.

1149
00:53:58,719 --> 00:54:03,040
Speaker 1: Yeah no, and man, let's assume it's real and don't.

1150
00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:04,560
Speaker 5: Let's talk about good stuff.

1151
00:54:04,760 --> 00:54:09,080
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, how about there was a girl who pitched

1152
00:54:09,320 --> 00:54:11,319
Speaker 1: I think she pitched a no hitter in the.

1153
00:54:13,080 --> 00:54:13,799
Speaker 5: I love that.

1154
00:54:13,960 --> 00:54:17,120
Speaker 1: It's so amazing, and it didn't get any it didn't

1155
00:54:17,120 --> 00:54:18,839
Speaker 1: get as much press as it normally would have because

1156
00:54:18,840 --> 00:54:19,600
Speaker 1: it was all that furtus.

1157
00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:21,600
Speaker 4: Did you see the other video of the little girl

1158
00:54:21,640 --> 00:54:23,880
Speaker 4: frolicking with the tiniest of donkeys.

1159
00:54:25,360 --> 00:54:27,480
Speaker 5: No, it was the smallest donkey ever.

1160
00:54:27,920 --> 00:54:30,759
Speaker 4: And she was running and the little baby donkey was

1161
00:54:30,840 --> 00:54:33,560
Speaker 4: running behind her and running next to her and like

1162
00:54:33,640 --> 00:54:36,280
Speaker 4: trying to kiss the little girl's face as they were running,

1163
00:54:36,719 --> 00:54:39,080
Speaker 4: and she'd be giggling, and they were like in the

1164
00:54:39,160 --> 00:54:40,439
Speaker 4: Alps or something.

1165
00:54:40,560 --> 00:54:43,520
Speaker 5: It's like, oh, run after the donkey. But I don't

1166
00:54:43,560 --> 00:54:45,000
Speaker 5: know what accent that was.

1167
00:54:45,239 --> 00:54:47,480
Speaker 4: But the mother was watching and laughing, and then the

1168
00:54:47,520 --> 00:54:51,520
Speaker 4: little girl would run with the donkey and then kiss them.

1169
00:54:51,880 --> 00:54:54,080
Speaker 5: I'm kissing the donkey.

1170
00:54:55,520 --> 00:54:59,360
Speaker 1: So that means that they're Americans doing weird in the Yelps.

1171
00:55:00,160 --> 00:55:03,120
Speaker 5: Yes, they were on vacation and they're schizophrenic.

1172
00:55:04,080 --> 00:55:06,000
Speaker 1: They're having fun with the local color.

1173
00:55:08,600 --> 00:55:12,239
Speaker 5: Nikesy Donkeys, that's what she sounded like, Oh.

1174
00:55:12,280 --> 00:55:16,000
Speaker 4: Nikesy donkeys. Only watch those, Yeah, they're the best.

1175
00:55:16,160 --> 00:55:19,640
Speaker 5: Did I scrape my nose? Is it bleeding?

1176
00:55:19,920 --> 00:55:20,480
Speaker 1: No? Oh?

1177
00:55:20,560 --> 00:55:23,440
Speaker 4: Yes, isn't that weird? It's like a little uh, I

1178
00:55:23,600 --> 00:55:27,360
Speaker 4: was just dot, I was telling you a story, gesticulating.

1179
00:55:28,120 --> 00:55:30,520
Speaker 4: I guess I haven't clipped my fingernails in a while,

1180
00:55:30,600 --> 00:55:32,919
Speaker 4: and I cut my fucking nose.

1181
00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:35,239
Speaker 1: You're like a little newborn baby.

1182
00:55:35,040 --> 00:55:37,120
Speaker 5: Like a dumb soft baby.

1183
00:55:37,280 --> 00:55:38,400
Speaker 1: The Baby podcast.

1184
00:55:39,280 --> 00:55:42,480
Speaker 5: Maybe Okay. I did go down there though, and I

1185
00:55:42,520 --> 00:55:46,520
Speaker 5: did a zigzag alley thing. It told me to.

1186
00:55:47,400 --> 00:55:48,040
Speaker 1: Are you serious?

1187
00:55:48,120 --> 00:55:49,399
Speaker 5: Yeah? Got here?

1188
00:55:49,719 --> 00:55:54,359
Speaker 4: Yeah, you turned me all the way around. That's I

1189
00:55:54,440 --> 00:55:57,200
Speaker 4: think that Ways taught us a new way. I almost

1190
00:55:57,280 --> 00:55:59,839
Speaker 4: want to show you it because I went down down

1191
00:56:00,480 --> 00:56:03,719
Speaker 4: and I went by and it said you're at your destination, but.

1192
00:56:03,719 --> 00:56:04,680
Speaker 5: I was at your garage.

1193
00:56:05,120 --> 00:56:08,040
Speaker 4: It's like, oh, oh, you didn't say the front door.

1194
00:56:09,239 --> 00:56:12,839
Speaker 4: Yeah it will, that's what WAYS does. It doesn't. It

1195
00:56:12,880 --> 00:56:17,720
Speaker 4: will bring you to the nearest stoppable point. It doesn't

1196
00:56:17,760 --> 00:56:20,000
Speaker 4: necessarily bring you to the address. It'll bring you to

1197
00:56:20,040 --> 00:56:21,160
Speaker 4: the building. That's what I'm knowing.

1198
00:56:21,680 --> 00:56:23,960
Speaker 5: Again. Our podcast is sponsored by Ways.

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Speaker 4: And also sponsored by Boring Stories dot com.

1200
00:56:28,080 --> 00:56:34,279
Speaker 1: The Hook com and farmers only dot com. I can't

1201
00:56:34,280 --> 00:56:35,719
Speaker 1: stop thinking about farmers Only.

1202
00:56:36,280 --> 00:56:37,319
Speaker 5: What is farmers Only?

1203
00:56:37,400 --> 00:56:40,640
Speaker 1: Oh, that's a dating website for farmers only. You haven't

1204
00:56:40,640 --> 00:56:41,640
Speaker 1: seen the commercials for that?

1205
00:56:42,320 --> 00:56:45,200
Speaker 4: Oh, I that's terrific.

1206
00:56:45,360 --> 00:56:47,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, the commercials are like a cow and a pig,

1207
00:56:48,120 --> 00:56:52,600
Speaker 1: horribly voiced over talking about how one of their owners.

1208
00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:56,640
Speaker 4: It's so specific because farmers they know that they don't

1209
00:56:56,640 --> 00:56:57,960
Speaker 4: have much of a social life.

1210
00:56:58,280 --> 00:57:00,360
Speaker 1: Well, yes, it's a very specific life style.

1211
00:57:00,560 --> 00:57:01,800
Speaker 4: I get it very early.

1212
00:57:02,200 --> 00:57:05,760
Speaker 1: But also it's kind of like it's basically saying you're white,

1213
00:57:05,880 --> 00:57:09,640
Speaker 1: you like country music, right, you have a truck and

1214
00:57:09,680 --> 00:57:13,279
Speaker 1: you want to do some manual labor right right? Or

1215
00:57:13,320 --> 00:57:14,640
Speaker 1: you're not you're not afraid of it.

1216
00:57:14,760 --> 00:57:17,400
Speaker 4: That is a special couple that probably wouldn't put up

1217
00:57:17,440 --> 00:57:19,040
Speaker 4: with each other if one of them wanted to be

1218
00:57:19,080 --> 00:57:21,000
Speaker 4: a high fast talking lawyer.

1219
00:57:21,880 --> 00:57:24,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's or a high heels shoot type.

1220
00:57:24,120 --> 00:57:29,760
Speaker 4: Galt, My roommate, has a very funny joke. His name

1221
00:57:29,800 --> 00:57:35,480
Speaker 4: is Nate Craig. He said, he goes, did you see

1222
00:57:35,520 --> 00:57:41,680
Speaker 4: the the new Jewish all Jewish online dating app? And

1223
00:57:41,720 --> 00:57:43,920
Speaker 4: I was like, yeah, I know about that and he said, no,

1224
00:57:44,080 --> 00:57:48,840
Speaker 4: that's a different one. It's called tenders List. It was

1225
00:57:48,880 --> 00:57:52,880
Speaker 4: really pretty funny. I laughed very hard, like you have

1226
00:57:52,920 --> 00:57:55,280
Speaker 4: to do that on stage. I don't know if he does.

1227
00:57:55,720 --> 00:57:58,520
Speaker 5: He is pretty good.

1228
00:57:58,640 --> 00:58:01,360
Speaker 4: I mean a lot of people don't like puns, and

1229
00:58:01,560 --> 00:58:04,480
Speaker 4: a lot of people don't like any Semitic comedy.

1230
00:58:05,200 --> 00:58:08,160
Speaker 5: More easier than that's easy. I agree with the ladder

1231
00:58:08,200 --> 00:58:08,919
Speaker 5: put that one.

1232
00:58:09,080 --> 00:58:11,800
Speaker 1: I feel like kids these days fucking love puns. That's

1233
00:58:11,840 --> 00:58:12,640
Speaker 1: all Twitter is.

1234
00:58:12,920 --> 00:58:16,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, maybe things are going in that direction.

1235
00:58:16,200 --> 00:58:19,320
Speaker 1: It's kind of that word math thing, just like can

1236
00:58:19,360 --> 00:58:21,920
Speaker 1: you think of the word that rhymes with this word right?

1237
00:58:22,120 --> 00:58:22,760
Speaker 1: Then you win?

1238
00:58:23,080 --> 00:58:27,400
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, that's kind of what at Midnight is, which

1239
00:58:27,440 --> 00:58:29,720
Speaker 4: is funny because all the comics on there.

1240
00:58:30,240 --> 00:58:32,440
Speaker 1: Look at pirates, pirates, pirates.

1241
00:58:32,080 --> 00:58:35,320
Speaker 4: Pirates, real ones pirates. We are looking at some funny,

1242
00:58:35,440 --> 00:58:39,400
Speaker 4: swashy Nothing is more intimidating than that dog.

1243
00:58:40,360 --> 00:58:43,160
Speaker 1: That dog, it's it's a wolf that's actually a wolf.

1244
00:58:42,840 --> 00:58:45,360
Speaker 4: That is a full on wolf. And they're looking at

1245
00:58:45,400 --> 00:58:49,680
Speaker 4: three three pirates. One is in regular clothes. I miss

1246
00:58:49,760 --> 00:58:55,160
Speaker 4: the light because of this. Those are real swashbuckling pirate men.

1247
00:58:55,200 --> 00:58:58,360
Speaker 1: That looked like it was like Jack Sparrow was walking

1248
00:58:58,400 --> 00:59:00,560
Speaker 1: away from us in the Bob's Big but.

1249
00:59:00,600 --> 00:59:03,280
Speaker 5: It was less it was it was more authentic.

1250
00:59:03,320 --> 00:59:05,440
Speaker 4: For some reason, it seemed like his rags were kind

1251
00:59:05,440 --> 00:59:09,320
Speaker 4: of wet, even like he was on a boat. Well,

1252
00:59:09,320 --> 00:59:11,840
Speaker 4: we know that pirates now are more like from that

1253
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:16,960
Speaker 4: Tom Hanks movie. They have machine guns and regular T shirts. Right, yeah,

1254
00:59:17,280 --> 00:59:20,360
Speaker 4: but those were like the fantasy, the kind of fun

1255
00:59:20,400 --> 00:59:22,480
Speaker 4: pirates that'll make you walk a blank or cut off

1256
00:59:22,480 --> 00:59:22,880
Speaker 4: your hand.

1257
00:59:22,960 --> 00:59:24,800
Speaker 1: That's right. There was Halloween pirate time.

1258
00:59:25,080 --> 00:59:27,920
Speaker 4: Yeah. Oh, what are you gonna be for Halloween? It's

1259
00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:29,000
Speaker 4: right around the corner, Cara.

1260
00:59:29,960 --> 00:59:33,880
Speaker 1: This year, I guess I'll be the dead body of

1261
00:59:33,920 --> 00:59:34,720
Speaker 1: Margaret Thatcher.

1262
00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:37,520
Speaker 5: Oh again, Yeah.

1263
00:59:36,960 --> 00:59:39,120
Speaker 1: I mean I have the dress. What about you?

1264
00:59:39,800 --> 00:59:43,000
Speaker 4: I think this year I'm gonna make my legs an

1265
00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:45,520
Speaker 4: old lady's legs and make the torso of an old

1266
00:59:45,600 --> 00:59:48,479
Speaker 4: lady that is grabbing onto fake legs that I will

1267
00:59:48,520 --> 00:59:51,440
Speaker 4: make out of foam, and so it'll look like I'm

1268
00:59:51,520 --> 00:59:54,360
Speaker 4: riding on an old lady's shoulders or maybe a witch.

1269
00:59:56,880 --> 00:59:57,200
Speaker 5: I like.

1270
00:59:58,240 --> 01:00:03,160
Speaker 4: I like optical illusions. Well, here you are, goodbye at

1271
01:00:03,280 --> 01:00:08,280
Speaker 4: you have fun at your party, enjoy the work based banter.

1272
01:00:08,880 --> 01:00:09,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, it should be neat.

1273
01:00:10,160 --> 01:00:12,000
Speaker 4: It's good to see if this was a good episode.

1274
01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:15,560
Speaker 4: Who needs where we're going. We don't need guests.

1275
01:00:15,680 --> 01:00:17,880
Speaker 1: Hey, guess what this episode is going out to all

1276
01:00:17,880 --> 01:00:21,200
Speaker 1: those people that listen to us while they are working, Yeah,

1277
01:00:21,240 --> 01:00:24,600
Speaker 1: while they're at work, or they're in a federal institution because.

1278
01:00:24,400 --> 01:00:25,840
Speaker 5: It's it's a labor day episode.

1279
01:00:25,880 --> 01:00:28,560
Speaker 1: This is taking it easy episode. This is just we

1280
01:00:28,720 --> 01:00:30,800
Speaker 1: just drive through your mind on this one.

1281
01:00:30,920 --> 01:00:31,240
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1282
01:00:31,320 --> 01:00:34,439
Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe i'd make it make a few turns down

1283
01:00:34,480 --> 01:00:35,160
Speaker 4: your spine.

1284
01:00:35,400 --> 01:00:35,680
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1285
01:00:35,720 --> 01:00:37,800
Speaker 5: When we tell a chilling story.

1286
01:00:37,520 --> 01:00:41,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, or repeat a chilling story for the fourth time.

1287
01:00:42,120 --> 01:00:44,800
Speaker 1: I feel like we've all learned definitely of what not

1288
01:00:44,880 --> 01:00:46,160
Speaker 1: to do on podcasts, right.

1289
01:00:46,400 --> 01:00:50,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, and to be more positive. More talks of baby

1290
01:00:50,120 --> 01:00:52,320
Speaker 4: donkeys in the future. That's our promise.

1291
01:00:52,440 --> 01:00:53,880
Speaker 1: Let's be more baby donkey organs.

1292
01:00:53,960 --> 01:00:56,560
Speaker 4: Listen, go to iTunes and say we.

1293
01:00:56,680 --> 01:00:59,160
Speaker 1: Like this, we like it in spite of itself. You'll

1294
01:00:59,200 --> 01:00:59,880
Speaker 1: say yeah.

1295
01:01:00,120 --> 01:01:03,480
Speaker 4: And I think there's an RSS feed situation that has

1296
01:01:03,560 --> 01:01:06,760
Speaker 4: been fixed. If there's people out there Andrew Sampson types

1297
01:01:06,840 --> 01:01:09,040
Speaker 4: that we're worried about it, I shouldn't have said his name,

1298
01:01:09,720 --> 01:01:10,840
Speaker 4: and he.

1299
01:01:10,880 --> 01:01:13,680
Speaker 1: Knows you're talking about him. The only person who has

1300
01:01:13,680 --> 01:01:15,400
Speaker 1: an RSS means but.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, happy Labor Day and you've been listening to d

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01:01:18,400 --> 01:01:21,000
Speaker 5: y n A R yay.

1303
01:01:23,280 --> 01:01:24,120
Speaker 4: Are leaving?

1304
01:01:24,320 --> 01:01:27,080
Speaker 5: I you wanna way back home?

1305
01:01:27,360 --> 01:01:28,880
Speaker 1: Either way we want to be.

1306
01:01:29,080 --> 01:01:34,520
Speaker 2: There, doesn't matter how much baggage you claim.

1307
01:01:34,200 --> 01:01:38,760
Speaker 3: And give us time and they turn and on and gaye,

1308
01:01:39,560 --> 01:01:42,160
Speaker 3: we want to send you off inside.

1309
01:01:43,520 --> 01:01:45,800
Speaker 1: We want to welcome you back home.

1310
01:01:47,640 --> 01:01:48,960
Speaker 3: Tell us all about it.

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01:01:49,200 --> 01:01:50,000
Speaker 1: We scared her?

1312
01:01:50,200 --> 01:01:51,360
Speaker 4: Was it fine.

1313
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Speaker 10: Now?

1314
01:01:53,240 --> 01:01:53,520
Speaker 1: Porn?

1315
01:02:09,480 --> 01:02:10,840
Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?

1316
01:02:11,480 --> 01:02:14,720
Speaker 6: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1317
01:02:15,400 --> 01:02:18,760
Speaker 6: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1318
01:02:19,320 --> 01:02:22,720
Speaker 1: Do you need ride? Do you need to ride?

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01:02:23,280 --> 01:02:24,240
Speaker 5: Do you need.

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Speaker 4: With Karen and chriss

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Speaker 1: M hm