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Speaker 1: The nick here, Nicky, Hello here I am. It's a

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Speaker 1: Nicki Glaser podcast. Hi guys, I've missed you. It's Monday,

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Speaker 1: before the holiday weekend season whatever it is, Um Christmas,

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Speaker 1: I guess if that's the holiday you celebrate. Hanaka was

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Speaker 1: long over, right, it was like back that was like

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Speaker 1: in June or something. It's supost like back in the day,

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Speaker 1: and I think November, like yeah, it was like around Thanksgiving. Okay, So, um, well,

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Speaker 1: I hope you had a good hanaka out there, and

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Speaker 1: um yeah, I'm back home in St. Louis, um with

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Speaker 1: Luigi by my side. I've missed you so much, my kid. Um.

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Speaker 1: I can't stop watching the video that I heart. UM

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Speaker 1: podcasts posted on their account. We posted on ours already.

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Speaker 1: But when I kissed the mic and think it's Luigi's head,

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm so glad you all like that as much

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Speaker 1: as I do. You know, you ever see a video

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Speaker 1: of yourself and you go or like see here here

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Speaker 1: back something you said or did and not like when

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Speaker 1: you were a kid, like not like, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: I was so cute when I was a kid. But

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Speaker 1: you see something of yourself now and you go, oh,

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Speaker 1: I'm cute like you kind of like, go, I get

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Speaker 1: what the appeal is, because sometimes I think if you

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Speaker 1: relate to the show or relate to me, you probably

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Speaker 1: have a little bit of a low self esteem issue sometimes.

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Speaker 1: And yeah, you you your friends tell you that you're

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Speaker 1: adorable or that you're funny and all these things, and

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Speaker 1: you go, I don't know, you know, I still think

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Speaker 1: I'm fooling everyone. But that video, I'm like, I'm fucking

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Speaker 1: cute as fuck. I I want to date that girl.

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Speaker 1: And um this weekend, I also had that experience when

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Speaker 1: I should take up my O in in busil, I actually

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Speaker 1: gonna leave him in because they feel pretty good. Um.

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Speaker 1: I was in Canada and Calgary. I met so many

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Speaker 1: besties at the meet and greet there, and um, I

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Speaker 1: had I didn't have my whole tour with me. Drew

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Speaker 1: wasn't there, Anya, a meal, Matt Jen, no one was there.

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Speaker 1: I just because it was Canada, it was right before

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Speaker 1: the holidays. It felt like it's at a casino. Usually

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Speaker 1: those gigs aren't just like if they're not the same

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Speaker 1: as like the theater gigs. But this show was so incredible,

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Speaker 1: long story of my day that day. I don't want

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Speaker 1: to bore you with my air travel horror, because I

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Speaker 1: never really let air travel like when when woe is me,

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Speaker 1: bad day of travel, delays, bags lost, all that stuff

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Speaker 1: get to me. Ever since the Louis c. K joke

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Speaker 1: about people complaining about WiFi on a plane, and he

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Speaker 1: Conan interview that he did where he was kind of

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Speaker 1: like doing the bit before it ended up in his special,

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Speaker 1: but it ended up in one of his specials. Um

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Speaker 1: whenever people whenever he has a delay, and they're like,

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Speaker 1: I was on the tarmac for four hours, you know,

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Speaker 1: I think in his joke he says forty minutes, but

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Speaker 1: usually people go four hours to lay you know, and

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Speaker 1: being on the tarmac for four hours that is a

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Speaker 1: reason enough to complain. But let's say your flights delayed

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Speaker 1: two hours or whatever and I missed my connection. Oh

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Speaker 1: and then what happened? Did you fly through the air

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Speaker 1: miraculously like a bird? Did you? Like? You gotta appreciate

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Speaker 1: air travel, And he he makes the point that you know,

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Speaker 1: to make the flight across the country, it used to take,

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Speaker 1: months and a lot of you would die along the way,

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Speaker 1: and now you just take a ship and watch a movie.

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Speaker 1: So whenever there's delays and stuff, I always remember that joke,

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Speaker 1: And that to me is why stand up is so important,

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Speaker 1: because I don't think oftentimes I always compare stand up

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Speaker 1: stay with people as along. But it's moments like that

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Speaker 1: and I don't think songs do that for me, where

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Speaker 1: I'm like, I never thought of it that way. So

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Speaker 1: you know, I'm eternally grateful for Louis c. K Uh

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Speaker 1: changing the way that I see air travel in any

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Speaker 1: a crazy day um on Friday to get to Calgary.

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Speaker 1: was it five? Doesn't matter? It was earlier than that whatever,

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Speaker 1: who cares um for my seven am flight got there.

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Speaker 1: On the way there, I realized that the COVID test

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Speaker 1: I had gotten the day before, I had not gotten

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Speaker 1: That being said, I had had a COVID test on Tuesday,

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Speaker 1: So I stand in line for like forty five minutes

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Speaker 1: She's like, we can't let you on. And I'm like

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Speaker 1: so much. Um, and she was like, they haven't gotten

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Speaker 1: But and I'm texting with Jen, my assistant, and she's going,

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Speaker 1: sometimes you're just like I don't want to do it.

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Speaker 1: And then finally I go, okay, you know what, Nikki,

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Speaker 1: My flight is boarding in forty minutes, all right, said,

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Speaker 1: As I'm checking into the plane, they go, there's no

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Speaker 1: My shows at eight. The venue is forty minutes away.

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Speaker 1: west Jet Andrew. What up, Andrew? We have a new studio.

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Speaker 1: Everyone were talking about it. If you want to go

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Speaker 1: watch this, it'll be on YouTube in a couple of

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Speaker 1: days if you're listening. But if you're watching it, welcome

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Speaker 1: to our new little uh hobby den. Like we have

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Speaker 1: our things on the wall that we love. I feel

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Speaker 1: like I'm in your rooms. We literally, yeah, we literally

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Speaker 1: put this together so fast this morning. We're going to

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Speaker 1: add to it. If you want to send us ship

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Speaker 1: that is like associated with the show that is pretty

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Speaker 1: and would look cool in this kind of format, we

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Speaker 1: will hang it up on the wall. We want to

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Speaker 1: switch things out. Um, we want to represent you know,

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Speaker 1: I love to Like, let's just go through it, Andrew,

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Speaker 1: walk us through your little nook over there. All right?

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Speaker 1: My nook here starts with Willie Nelson, who I'm a

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Speaker 1: big fan of, especially Redheaded Stranger album, and it's a

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Speaker 1: kind of a um uh like they made the I

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Speaker 1: guess that the style of that art looks craggy and

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Speaker 1: like almost like they did Willie Nelson's skin for the

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Speaker 1: style of the art. If you look, you know, like

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Speaker 1: look at his face, it has like do you know

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Speaker 1: what I'm saying? It could just be dirty from being

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Speaker 1: in the bag taken out. Gave a real Willie Nelson

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Speaker 1: like you love will Ignore for years. Willie Nelson's granddaughter

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Speaker 1: listens to I know Ra Raylan. Yeah, which is the

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Speaker 1: most Willie Nelson granddaughter name you could ever find? Over

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Speaker 1: girl eat eating eating rope, I don't know, eating rope country.

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Speaker 1: So that's Willie. A great smile. I feel like his teeth,

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Speaker 1: he is so cute. Yeah, those are probably I love

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Speaker 1: him because he didn't make it in Nashville, right, he

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Speaker 1: had his perfectly shaved face. He was trying to trying

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Speaker 1: to be what they wanted. And then he moved to Austin,

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Speaker 1: grew out his beard, fucking said funk everybody, and then

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Speaker 1: blew up from that. I don't know, it's kind of cool.

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Speaker 1: Have you read his biography or just Wikipedia? I read

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Speaker 1: his biography. Yeah, the whole thing actually cool. Yeah. And

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Speaker 1: then I got a guy on a jet ski who

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Speaker 1: isn't related to me, although I feel a strong connection,

463
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Speaker 1: like you, I thought it was you No, I wish

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Speaker 1: I I had a three seater. That's a two seater. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So did someone send you that? Know? I bought that

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Speaker 1: the other day and I was building my own studio

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Speaker 1: from my podcast on. This stuff was up on mine

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Speaker 1: for like three days. And then this is a Florida

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Speaker 1: license plate because you're this jet ski. You were arrested

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Speaker 1: for speeding on a jet ski in a man zone. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Jet skis are deep in my heart, especially without a governor,

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Speaker 1: so it could go as fast as possible a governor.

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Speaker 1: A governor actually keeps a jet ski from going to

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Speaker 1: its full potential. So it's like some jet skis can

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Speaker 1: go eighty five and they put a governor on it,

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Speaker 1: so it only could go like sixty. Oh. Is that

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Speaker 1: like a catalytic converter. Yeah, it's catic converter. You know that.

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Speaker 1: I met the governor of New York Como. No, they

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Speaker 1: replaced They replaced him with No Como. Um like they

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Speaker 1: replaced him No Como with hocol It's name Kathy Hokel,

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Speaker 1: I believe, but I met her at that Bruce Springsteen

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Speaker 1: show I did on the Red Carpet. They just brought

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Speaker 1: her up to me. And we're like, here's Kathy Kel

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Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, or here's the governor. I

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Speaker 1: was like, oh my god. And I was like so excited,

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Speaker 1: and I was going to do a bit about it

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Speaker 1: on stage. Chris was with me there and I was

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Speaker 1: kind of running through what I should say, and I

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Speaker 1: was going to be like I met the new governor.

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Speaker 1: She did not know who I was, but the feelings

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Speaker 1: mutual because I had no fucking women in a men

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Speaker 1: dominated field. Yeah, men dominated that. Okay, then you have

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Speaker 1: a tennis rack, Oh you about Florida license Florida played

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Speaker 1: Born and Raised in Florida Deep in My Heart Again,

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Speaker 1: which had a jet skis online. It's not a real

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Speaker 1: license play. It's just for fun, yeah, because you you

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Speaker 1: could get a felony for doing that, can you. I

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Speaker 1: remember one of my first stand up jokes, not even

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Speaker 1: a stand up joke. It wasn't senior year. I was

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Speaker 1: in a sauna with Mick FuMO and No FuMO. Nick

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Speaker 1: FuMO was like one of the popular boys, but like

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Speaker 1: all was really nice to me and took a liking

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Speaker 1: to me. Just thought it was kind of funny, and

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Speaker 1: I think it was like at a play party, but

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Speaker 1: This was senior year when popular kids started doing the

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Speaker 1: plays because they realized like it was a good way

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Speaker 1: to get attention. And so mc FuMO, who was usually

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Speaker 1: like played football, was in this play. We were in

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Speaker 1: this sauna like hanging out at up but we weren't

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Speaker 1: like naked. It was just like I don't know, we

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Speaker 1: were in some I don't remember, but we were talking

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Speaker 1: about if you steal to license if you steal license plate,

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Speaker 1: it's a felony. If you get two felonies, you could

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Speaker 1: go to prison for life, Like I think that's h

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Speaker 1: and we got we were just laughing about like who's

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Speaker 1: the guy that just wants a license plate so bad

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Speaker 1: that he's willing like to risk his life. But I

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Speaker 1: remember him laughing really hard because I was like, you gotta,

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Speaker 1: you gotta just have like a real love for license plates.

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Speaker 1: You want to just decorate your you know, man cave.

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Speaker 1: But that wasn't a word back then in two thousand two,

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Speaker 1: but I just remember that was the first time I

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Speaker 1: was like, oh, that kind of sounds like a comedian bit.

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Speaker 1: And I think the I mean, imagine me fIF teen

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Speaker 1: is when you would steal a license plate, you would

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Speaker 1: steal an ornament on the front of the street sign.

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Speaker 1: Everyone stole my buddy. He's like the most normal guy ever.

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Speaker 1: He's like, oh, check this out, and he had like

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Speaker 1: forty five Mercedes Benz and Jaguars and like that is

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Speaker 1: so rude and like that guy, Yeah, he steals family pictures.

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Speaker 1: The only thing you can think about being like a

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Speaker 1: fifteen year old. You stole a lightnesse play, you're like

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Speaker 1: one more like most people that you don't. That's the

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Speaker 1: stupidest law. It's okay, Um tennis racket, I haven't played

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Speaker 1: in a long time, played a lot in Florida, and

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Speaker 1: you're not gonna play anytime soon. That things on the

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Speaker 1: wall looks like a little applebee's over there. Yeah, the

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Speaker 1: court's gonna have to come to me. Um next, I

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Speaker 1: got my golf clubs just to run through it. Spider

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Speaker 1: X putter, uh twenty two Massuno wedges just got him.

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Speaker 1: Love them. Mazzuno. Oh those are running shoes. I love Mazzuno.

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Speaker 1: By the way. Very cool thing about this company. They

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Speaker 1: don't pay pros. They're like, fuck you, we're not gonna

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Speaker 1: You're lucky that you even get to use our stuff. Honestly,

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Speaker 1: that's approach Um, they're like the Ferrari of like they

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Speaker 1: don't need commercials. They're like, you're gonna come to us.

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Speaker 1: Have you seen that tip talk or have you seen

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Speaker 1: did you watch It's Creek? I watched the first SA

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Speaker 1: I watched like the first episode. Okay, yeah, I've only

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Speaker 1: seen like the first five or six episodes. But there

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Speaker 1: is this thing that was on reels the other day

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Speaker 1: that I couldn't stop watching that. Everyone who watches Ship's

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Speaker 1: Creek knows it. It's the daughter character, and she's clearly

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Speaker 1: it looks like she's auditioning for something. She's like, I'm

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Speaker 1: a Lamborghini, I'm a d D. It is so compelling

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Speaker 1: and funny. Um, I gotta find it. Anyone who knows

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Speaker 1: it's what I'm talking about understanding is like, I'm so

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Speaker 1: confident coming in like you deserve me Lamborghini. I'm a

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Speaker 1: real cool Like she's like, I'm a She's I'm just

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Speaker 1: gonna look for it right now, UM talk us through.

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Speaker 1: It's pretty amazing, not like Ferrari Lamborghini. Like even if

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Speaker 1: you didn't know what the funk it is, it just

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Speaker 1: sounds like Home Runs. That's that's the song. A little

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Speaker 1: bit her name is Alexis, and I guess she's auditioning

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Speaker 1: for something. And I'm just gonna get to the song

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Speaker 1: because I saw it on TikTok and I couldn't stop.

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Speaker 1: And even if you know this, it's if you don't

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Speaker 1: know what, you definitely need to hear it. But even

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Speaker 1: if you don't do know it, you'll want to hear

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Speaker 1: it again because it's so good. Okay, so she walks in,

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Speaker 1: are you ready, let's do it. I don't Lamborghini. I'm

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Speaker 1: a healthy star. I'm a little bit tipsy when you

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Speaker 1: drive my car. And I'm a little bit single even

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Speaker 1: when I'm not. And she's dancing, I'm a little bit.

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Speaker 1: I'm a little bit la la la um. And I

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Speaker 1: saw her on Kelly Clarkson. She did it, and Kelly

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Speaker 1: does this whole thing about I'm a little bit Texas

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Speaker 1: and she doesn't. It's so good. Zoo could work perfect

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Speaker 1: in that song because that's who they are, Like she could.

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Speaker 1: I'm a little Miszoo. No, I'm a twenty two. If

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Speaker 1: you want to use me, you're gonna have to buy it.

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Speaker 1: We're not gonna give you free clubs because you're for life,

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Speaker 1: or pay you any royalty. Uh you want me my wife,

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Speaker 1: go fuck you, I'll funk your wife. U and Collin

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Speaker 1: sign Oh real quick though, nine irons and t s.

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Speaker 1: I to try what is this just for four people? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: That was real quick. That was real quick. By the way,

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Speaker 1: I'm looking to a theso okay, but Zoos doesn't care.

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Speaker 1: They're not going to give it to you a free

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Speaker 1: they might get what if they only give it to

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Speaker 1: to Uh non prose connection made and I'm promoting mazoos,

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Speaker 1: but he's kind of sucked me in the d M

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Speaker 1: S recently said that I'm a diva. Well guess what

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Speaker 1: I'm going on mazoo bitch. Oh unless you want to

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Speaker 1: give me claps. I just got to deal with something too.

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Speaker 1: I want to fucking buck wild. Well here's the thing.

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Speaker 1: Can I just tell you what it happened? This will

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Speaker 1: be interesting to someone as much as that was to

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Speaker 1: those four people. I was on Daily Mail, which is

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Speaker 1: my favorite, like gossip Rag I do the app Yeah yeah,

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Speaker 1: and I saw this obvious like photo shoot with Helena Christiansen.

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Speaker 1: You know who Helena christians Uh supermodel. Um, she's an

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Speaker 1: older in her fifties probably at this point, maybe sixties

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Speaker 1: and she was wearing these amazing black cargo shorts or

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Speaker 1: cargo pants that were like shiny and had like a

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Speaker 1: perfect zip on the ankle. And I'm just like, I

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Speaker 1: became a tessed with finding them and they weren't labeled

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Speaker 1: like who made them? And I was just so frustrated.

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Speaker 1: I was on posh Mark, I was on eBay, I

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Speaker 1: was like anywhere I could look, I was trying to

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Speaker 1: find him. I could not find who makes these. I

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Speaker 1: couldn't find anything like them. So then I was like, oh, wait,

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Speaker 1: I have too stylists. Maybe they can figure this out,

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Speaker 1: or you take a photo. I didn't want to do

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Speaker 1: that because I didn't want other people to buy. No,

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Speaker 1: it wasn't that it was about like I just I

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Speaker 1: didn't want to buy. I didn't want my d MS

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Speaker 1: filled with like, well there's a similar pair here, Like

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Speaker 1: I just wanted to know where they were, and I

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Speaker 1: was I would have gotten there eventually, but I wrote

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Speaker 1: Danny and Emma of Danny and Emma style d A

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Speaker 1: n I and they wrote back, oh those are um

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Speaker 1: And I can say now because I just got I

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Speaker 1: just bought them, and so there I don't I'm not

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Speaker 1: worried about them selling out. They are by Saint Art,

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Speaker 1: New York, Saint Arts s A A I N t

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Speaker 1: Art New York, and um they go. I was like,

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Speaker 1: thank you, Oh my god, good job. And they go,

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Speaker 1: let me ask if they will gift you before you buy?

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Speaker 1: All right, let me wait. So I waited. They said,

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Speaker 1: haven't heard back from them, but we'll let you know.

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Speaker 1: That was the end of the day Friday. Then today

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Speaker 1: we would love to extend a discount to Nikki. Please

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Speaker 1: find below and let us know if there are any issues.

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Speaker 1: So they copied and pastes that and send it to

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Speaker 1: me off at st New York. Thank you so much

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Speaker 1: to them. Um, this is not an ad or anything

638
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Speaker 1: but those So I went buck wild because I haven't

639
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Speaker 1: gotten a lot of my Christmas gifts yet, and I bought.

640
00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:33,160
Speaker 1: I spent so much money. But when you spend so

641
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Speaker 1: much money and then off you're saving a lot. Off

642
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Speaker 1: is not that much, but it's decent enough. And with

643
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Speaker 1: Christmas shopping, I'm just so overwhelmed by it that I

644
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Speaker 1: just want to Like, I went on Sapphore the other

645
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Speaker 1: day to restock my things, and I was like, oh,

646
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Speaker 1: I'll just get my mom and sister. Like the essentials

647
00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:53,479
Speaker 1: that I use, that's probably what I would want as

648
00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:56,479
Speaker 1: a gift, as like my favorite shampoo, my favorite condition

649
00:31:56,520 --> 00:32:00,600
Speaker 1: or like high end stuff. Again, they're not going to

650
00:32:00,640 --> 00:32:03,760
Speaker 1: buy themselves twenty dollar conditioner, but for one month, they'll

651
00:32:03,800 --> 00:32:07,240
Speaker 1: have really nice for a month. No, but I would.

652
00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:09,520
Speaker 1: I would probably even replenish this for them. But like

653
00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:11,960
Speaker 1: I Brenda was going nuts about this thing that starts

654
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Speaker 1: with a deed. Does your hair it's like five dollars.

655
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Speaker 1: Does your hair like it straightened your hair, like curls

656
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Speaker 1: the dison or something. Oh, it's a Dyson thing. Okay,

657
00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:25,360
Speaker 1: interesting apps. Brennan needs to have her own blog of like,

658
00:32:26,440 --> 00:32:29,080
Speaker 1: because she has great style, she has great taste. And

659
00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:31,160
Speaker 1: I bought so many things that she's told me to

660
00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:33,680
Speaker 1: buy and it's been awesome. Um, so you go and

661
00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:35,080
Speaker 1: you buy all this stuff. And then at the end,

662
00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:37,920
Speaker 1: I spent two thousand dollars in the end, but I

663
00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:40,920
Speaker 1: bought like four coats that are all five hundred dollars

664
00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:43,400
Speaker 1: that and if my mom and sister listening, please stop

665
00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:45,200
Speaker 1: listening now even though you know you're getting a coat.

666
00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:48,600
Speaker 1: And then um, I bought these pants and I bought

667
00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:51,239
Speaker 1: a cute little dress and like, I don't know, I

668
00:32:51,280 --> 00:32:55,440
Speaker 1: treat yourself sometimes my my Like I'm in a mood

669
00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:59,200
Speaker 1: and I that this is this it's a compulsion these

670
00:32:59,240 --> 00:33:02,000
Speaker 1: things I don't need. But I also know that I'm

671
00:33:02,040 --> 00:33:05,160
Speaker 1: having Carlile Forrester move in here after you move out,

672
00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:09,440
Speaker 1: she's moving on. They have returns till January for the store.

673
00:33:10,040 --> 00:33:12,960
Speaker 1: I will never return something on my own ever ever,

674
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Speaker 1: But I now have a living assistant. Was coming and

675
00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:19,280
Speaker 1: she will return the stuff for me, so I will

676
00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:22,560
Speaker 1: get the money back if if all fails. But usually

677
00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:24,960
Speaker 1: I never returned anything. I had one of those nights.

678
00:33:25,040 --> 00:33:26,959
Speaker 1: The other night, I was I was sick and like

679
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:29,040
Speaker 1: you know when you're sick and you just need something

680
00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:31,560
Speaker 1: to make you feel bad, and like maybe hitting purchase

681
00:33:31,880 --> 00:33:34,360
Speaker 1: and I bought these clubs and it didn't come correctly.

682
00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:37,240
Speaker 1: So I was able to get a refund because UPS

683
00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:40,760
Speaker 1: sucked up. You don't spend this much of money, like

684
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Speaker 1: you don't, just like you was like like there was

685
00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:47,600
Speaker 1: a sign that was saying, hey, don't spend this much,

686
00:33:47,680 --> 00:33:49,840
Speaker 1: and I was fucking so extencted. At first, I was

687
00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:51,720
Speaker 1: like they're not coming, and then I was like they

688
00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:54,240
Speaker 1: shouldn't come. You ever have that, like, oh, so you

689
00:33:54,320 --> 00:33:57,000
Speaker 1: got you didn't get the clubs and you got refunded. Right.

690
00:33:57,240 --> 00:33:59,240
Speaker 1: It was a sign from or like you go to

691
00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:02,840
Speaker 1: post something just your internet like this is what the

692
00:34:02,840 --> 00:34:06,720
Speaker 1: besties have learned from me, and what I continually learned

693
00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:09,040
Speaker 1: back from them is like everything is meant to be

694
00:34:09,640 --> 00:34:13,719
Speaker 1: and like, I but I don't I know that saying

695
00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:15,759
Speaker 1: I've spent The other night, I said something and I

696
00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:19,919
Speaker 1: felt really could when I said it, because someone even

697
00:34:19,920 --> 00:34:23,560
Speaker 1: could me about it. Um. I was backstage with Jim

698
00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:27,480
Speaker 1: Jefferies and a couple other comics and he was talking

699
00:34:27,520 --> 00:34:29,839
Speaker 1: about we're talking about buying a home and he's like, oh,

700
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Speaker 1: what do you You bought a place in St. Louis

701
00:34:33,200 --> 00:34:35,279
Speaker 1: or whatever however he talks and I said, no, I don't.

702
00:34:35,520 --> 00:34:37,840
Speaker 1: And I go, I'm tired of this buying thing. Everyone

703
00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:40,359
Speaker 1: wants me to buy and I go, I don't get it.

704
00:34:40,920 --> 00:34:43,200
Speaker 1: And the and I had so many besties verify this

705
00:34:43,239 --> 00:34:46,640
Speaker 1: for me. In the end, if I buy a place

706
00:34:46,680 --> 00:34:49,359
Speaker 1: and I own it and then I sell it, the

707
00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:52,080
Speaker 1: most money I'm gonna make. Let's say I buy a

708
00:34:52,160 --> 00:34:55,480
Speaker 1: two million dollar place, which is I hate to say

709
00:34:55,480 --> 00:34:59,000
Speaker 1: in my budget, Like I'm not bragging, it's not that's

710
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:01,560
Speaker 1: not yet. But this is what happened. I didn't even

711
00:35:01,560 --> 00:35:04,400
Speaker 1: say that. This is what I said. And there were

712
00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:06,120
Speaker 1: two comics there that I didn't know. I don't know

713
00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:07,839
Speaker 1: how much money they make, but I know Jim makes

714
00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:10,560
Speaker 1: the amount of money I make, probably a lot more,

715
00:35:11,120 --> 00:35:15,239
Speaker 1: and I think it's could. I don't want to. I'm

716
00:35:15,239 --> 00:35:19,440
Speaker 1: never bragging about money. I'm just talking in truth is trying.

717
00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:21,520
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sure there are times when I do

718
00:35:21,600 --> 00:35:25,319
Speaker 1: brag unintentionally because it's a point of pride to make

719
00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:29,040
Speaker 1: money in this society. But not talking about money, I

720
00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:31,680
Speaker 1: think is so weird, and not talking about the honest

721
00:35:31,719 --> 00:35:33,239
Speaker 1: to God of like I made this much money. That

722
00:35:33,320 --> 00:35:35,359
Speaker 1: is criminal that I made that much money, but it's

723
00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:38,000
Speaker 1: kind of cool, like let's celebrate it, or like I

724
00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:41,040
Speaker 1: don't not kg about how much money I make. But

725
00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:42,879
Speaker 1: so I'm back there, I don't know how much money

726
00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:45,000
Speaker 1: this one girl makes. This other guys there, I think

727
00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:47,080
Speaker 1: I don't even know if he's a comic. But I

728
00:35:47,120 --> 00:35:51,440
Speaker 1: said to Jim, I go, I don't understand buying houses,

729
00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:53,960
Speaker 1: but everyone's so like you gotta buy I go, Okay,

730
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Speaker 1: So best case scenario, I flip a house or I

731
00:35:57,320 --> 00:35:59,400
Speaker 1: sell a house after I live in it, the property

732
00:35:59,400 --> 00:36:01,839
Speaker 1: goes up, and what do I make on that two

733
00:36:01,920 --> 00:36:06,480
Speaker 1: hundred three thousand dollars profit from buying that? And I go,

734
00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:10,120
Speaker 1: I'll just do a few more gigs and he goes, WHOA, Okay,

735
00:36:10,400 --> 00:36:13,200
Speaker 1: well not everyone is you. And I'm like, but for

736
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Speaker 1: for me to make two three hundred thousand dollars on

737
00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:17,120
Speaker 1: a home, the home better bet is going to be

738
00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:21,520
Speaker 1: expensive as fuck, right, Therefore I would be that that

739
00:36:21,520 --> 00:36:24,560
Speaker 1: that is in the like if I was talking about, um,

740
00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:27,200
Speaker 1: you're not to take a gig. No. No, what I'm

741
00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:29,759
Speaker 1: saying is he was like, well not everyone makes that.

742
00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:31,440
Speaker 1: He goes, not everyone makes the amount of money we

743
00:36:31,440 --> 00:36:33,759
Speaker 1: make on a gig. N can. I'm like, but if

744
00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:36,160
Speaker 1: I'm talking about a home where you're going to resell

745
00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:38,000
Speaker 1: it in a couple of years and make three on it,

746
00:36:38,040 --> 00:36:42,120
Speaker 1: that's an expensive home. That's a million, two million dollar home.

747
00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:44,080
Speaker 1: You're not buying a two million dollar home unless you're

748
00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:46,000
Speaker 1: making that kind of money anyway. So for me to

749
00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:50,680
Speaker 1: act like, oh, I'll just um take eighty gigs and

750
00:36:50,680 --> 00:36:53,400
Speaker 1: to make it more like, but someone who needs to

751
00:36:53,400 --> 00:36:55,279
Speaker 1: take eighty gigs to make that much money, shouldn't buy

752
00:36:55,280 --> 00:36:58,040
Speaker 1: a home that much? So art he almost kind of

753
00:36:58,120 --> 00:37:01,319
Speaker 1: killed me, and I was like, it's not care. I'm

754
00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:04,200
Speaker 1: not trying to be like. I'm just that that that

755
00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:06,359
Speaker 1: could be extended to anyone. So let's say we're talking

756
00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:09,040
Speaker 1: about a hundred thousand dollar home and they they're going

757
00:37:09,080 --> 00:37:13,600
Speaker 1: to make a thirty thous That means more obviously to

758
00:37:13,640 --> 00:37:16,000
Speaker 1: someone in the income bracket of owning a hundred thousand

759
00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:19,360
Speaker 1: dollar home. But at the same point, I would say,

760
00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:22,120
Speaker 1: for to buy a home and to put down that

761
00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:24,160
Speaker 1: money up front that you're not gonna be able to

762
00:37:24,160 --> 00:37:28,000
Speaker 1: touch and and put down all that money like thirty

763
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:31,040
Speaker 1: tho dollars on the back end of that, just don't

764
00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:34,360
Speaker 1: buy a home. And and because you're at least putting

765
00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:37,479
Speaker 1: down thirty to buy that home, so getting thirty later,

766
00:37:37,760 --> 00:37:39,520
Speaker 1: what is the difference? I don't get it. I feel

767
00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:44,960
Speaker 1: like I think the idea is that your mortgage would

768
00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:48,080
Speaker 1: be considerably less than what your rent would be you're

769
00:37:48,080 --> 00:37:51,160
Speaker 1: gonna I don't think it would be that much less. Yeah,

770
00:37:51,320 --> 00:37:55,120
Speaker 1: So it's about it's about building equity and making more

771
00:37:55,120 --> 00:37:57,560
Speaker 1: of your money and the best way that I understood

772
00:37:57,600 --> 00:38:01,720
Speaker 1: it is if you bury a dollar and you bury

773
00:38:01,840 --> 00:38:04,200
Speaker 1: like a brick of gold, let's say, or like a

774
00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:07,880
Speaker 1: house or whatever, in like thirty five years, the dollar

775
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:12,120
Speaker 1: is going to be worth inflation and the and the

776
00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:16,480
Speaker 1: goal is going to be worth unless the house is

777
00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:19,680
Speaker 1: something that is very like as a tear down. It

778
00:38:20,040 --> 00:38:24,320
Speaker 1: probably is on a swamp land at the Indian Burial

779
00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:27,440
Speaker 1: ground like I did. But no, but like, here's the thing, though,

780
00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:30,279
Speaker 1: you could buy a two million dollar house, and if

781
00:38:30,320 --> 00:38:34,680
Speaker 1: you buy it correctly, you'll make way more than two. Yeah,

782
00:38:34,760 --> 00:38:37,600
Speaker 1: you could double. You could. Nikki Glazer does not make

783
00:38:37,640 --> 00:38:40,560
Speaker 1: wise decisions and investments. So there's no way I'm making

784
00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:42,600
Speaker 1: you think I'm going to double my money. I'm just

785
00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:45,240
Speaker 1: saying my my brother bought New York real estate and

786
00:38:45,520 --> 00:38:50,240
Speaker 1: he his But that's we're talking about hundreds of millions

787
00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:54,759
Speaker 1: of dollars. Now we're talking about tens of millions below that.

788
00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:58,040
Speaker 1: But my point is is it's still he's still like,

789
00:38:58,600 --> 00:39:00,920
Speaker 1: let's take out my brother and let's take out them

790
00:39:01,719 --> 00:39:09,120
Speaker 1: wrong conversations. So I am a hundred percent wrong. The

791
00:39:09,160 --> 00:39:11,640
Speaker 1: thing is, I don't know that for me, I would

792
00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:17,400
Speaker 1: rather do um ten gigs to make that chunk of money.

793
00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:22,000
Speaker 1: Then I would um like separating myself from that much

794
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:26,040
Speaker 1: money upfront, which scares me. UM having to manage my

795
00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:31,000
Speaker 1: own property, um having to like just the pressure of ownership.

796
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:33,719
Speaker 1: There's a lot that is psychological for me. That is,

797
00:39:33,719 --> 00:39:36,960
Speaker 1: I'm paying the price for you could feel stuck. You

798
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:41,080
Speaker 1: feel like I'm realizing that. It's the same as like dating.

799
00:39:42,040 --> 00:39:47,239
Speaker 1: I was gonna say it being the guy that I

800
00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:51,799
Speaker 1: was going to say, commitment, Yeah, improving, working on it,

801
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:54,680
Speaker 1: stuff like that. It's like an ongoing process, but it

802
00:39:54,719 --> 00:39:57,120
Speaker 1: could be positive. Doesn't any other thing too, is like

803
00:39:57,120 --> 00:39:58,960
Speaker 1: if you buy a hundred thousand dollar house and let's

804
00:39:58,960 --> 00:40:03,759
Speaker 1: say you make, you know, like the lowered amount of

805
00:40:03,760 --> 00:40:07,160
Speaker 1: money you make, the bigger that chunk means more to

806
00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:10,839
Speaker 1: them and they don't have the ability. I acknowledge that too.

807
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:14,000
Speaker 1: I acknowledge that too, and I but I wasn't. I

808
00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:17,600
Speaker 1: thought that. I guess when I used to be make

809
00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:21,240
Speaker 1: a lot less money and I heard that people would

810
00:40:21,239 --> 00:40:25,120
Speaker 1: say talk about numbers that were not even something I

811
00:40:25,120 --> 00:40:29,080
Speaker 1: could dream of. I think that I probably felt like kid,

812
00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:33,520
Speaker 1: But I don't want to. I don't want to. Actually,

813
00:40:33,520 --> 00:40:35,719
Speaker 1: I don't like when rich people, and I'm not like

814
00:40:35,840 --> 00:40:38,800
Speaker 1: and compared to the thing I'm not. I'm well off

815
00:40:38,840 --> 00:40:40,719
Speaker 1: and I'm so happy. I don't need any more money

816
00:40:40,719 --> 00:40:44,919
Speaker 1: in my life, but I want more um because that's capitalism.

817
00:40:44,960 --> 00:40:48,520
Speaker 1: But I and I want to survive. Can I ask

818
00:40:48,520 --> 00:40:50,640
Speaker 1: a questions? Were you trying? Did you feel like there

819
00:40:50,719 --> 00:40:53,400
Speaker 1: was party to trying to impress Jim Jeffrey. No, I

820
00:40:53,440 --> 00:40:55,960
Speaker 1: was actually trying to be like, what's the point of

821
00:40:55,960 --> 00:40:58,000
Speaker 1: buying a house if it would just do three more?

822
00:40:58,120 --> 00:41:00,880
Speaker 1: But it wasn't because it was like um withou Jim Jeffrey,

823
00:41:01,520 --> 00:41:05,520
Speaker 1: Oh god, No. And I will acknowledge when I try

824
00:41:05,560 --> 00:41:08,400
Speaker 1: to impress people, it's like there is a part of

825
00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:12,680
Speaker 1: me that is and will always because we I'm not perfect.

826
00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:15,239
Speaker 1: In that moment, I would you know, I would put

827
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:18,120
Speaker 1: Poppy's life at stake to promise you. I was not

828
00:41:18,160 --> 00:41:20,239
Speaker 1: trying to impress Jim Jeffreys. I was really trying to

829
00:41:20,239 --> 00:41:24,560
Speaker 1: get at the at what my understanding of property investment

830
00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:28,319
Speaker 1: is and why it doesn't seem that like cool to me.

831
00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:31,799
Speaker 1: But here's the thing that I've seen. I've seen I've

832
00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:35,239
Speaker 1: seen so many TikTok's where it's like like someone like

833
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Speaker 1: logan Paul would have be like, I sold this n

834
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Speaker 1: f T for ten million dollars. If I put in

835
00:41:40,719 --> 00:41:42,759
Speaker 1: even a little bit more, I would have made a

836
00:41:42,840 --> 00:41:45,879
Speaker 1: hundred million dollars. Like they're throwing out numbers like I'm

837
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:50,040
Speaker 1: I invest in this cryptocurrency and I made eight of

838
00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:52,799
Speaker 1: you of doctors being like, if it the blade would

839
00:41:52,800 --> 00:41:55,239
Speaker 1: have gone one millimeter to the right, you would have

840
00:41:55,320 --> 00:41:58,120
Speaker 1: bled out and died like all of these like if,

841
00:41:58,239 --> 00:42:01,640
Speaker 1: And it's like, but it didn't happen. Well that and yes,

842
00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:05,239
Speaker 1: and the doctor as well as this person that's they're

843
00:42:05,239 --> 00:42:08,799
Speaker 1: bragging without bragging, so it's like that didn't even make it.

844
00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:11,799
Speaker 1: But he's also bragging and he made ten million. But

845
00:42:11,960 --> 00:42:15,560
Speaker 1: joint is and people react to that. People fucking like

846
00:42:15,719 --> 00:42:18,680
Speaker 1: when people are like bragged dogs and are like I

847
00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:21,960
Speaker 1: made a hundred million dollars of for investments, Everyone's like, man,

848
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:24,320
Speaker 1: I want to be that. It's like the damn blizzarian effect.

849
00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:27,359
Speaker 1: It's like that there's a there's a thing to just

850
00:42:27,440 --> 00:42:30,799
Speaker 1: leaning into the care and there's a market for that.

851
00:42:30,920 --> 00:42:32,719
Speaker 1: I want to say that I didn't just say that

852
00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:35,440
Speaker 1: I spent two thousand dollars today to be because that

853
00:42:35,560 --> 00:42:38,920
Speaker 1: is a fucking ton of money, and I do not

854
00:42:39,120 --> 00:42:42,400
Speaker 1: it is not that to me does not seem pedestrian

855
00:42:42,520 --> 00:42:44,480
Speaker 1: or like I just spent two grand That is to me,

856
00:42:44,600 --> 00:42:47,439
Speaker 1: like I just bought like an iPad, like a really

857
00:42:47,560 --> 00:42:50,440
Speaker 1: nice iPad, worth of things, like a computer, worth of

858
00:42:50,560 --> 00:42:53,600
Speaker 1: dumb clothes. And I want to say to anyone who's

859
00:42:53,640 --> 00:42:56,200
Speaker 1: listening who relates to that, in no way has no

860
00:42:57,040 --> 00:42:59,680
Speaker 1: it doesn't even have two doo dollars that they could

861
00:42:59,760 --> 00:43:03,879
Speaker 1: get their hands on today. That um, I'm not I'm

862
00:43:03,920 --> 00:43:06,440
Speaker 1: saying that because I just don't want to be dishonest

863
00:43:06,480 --> 00:43:08,640
Speaker 1: and I don't want to talk about things, and and

864
00:43:08,680 --> 00:43:10,600
Speaker 1: there is something about like you don't have to be

865
00:43:10,640 --> 00:43:13,600
Speaker 1: honest all the time. It's just that can kind of uh,

866
00:43:13,640 --> 00:43:16,880
Speaker 1: you know the Jake Jillen Hall or the Tiller Swift

867
00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:18,600
Speaker 1: line of like you called me up again just to

868
00:43:18,640 --> 00:43:20,640
Speaker 1: break me like a promise, so casually cruel in the

869
00:43:20,760 --> 00:43:22,840
Speaker 1: name of being honest, Like you can be kill in

870
00:43:22,880 --> 00:43:25,520
Speaker 1: the name of being honest. You can so casually in

871
00:43:25,560 --> 00:43:29,120
Speaker 1: the name of being honest. That's a new thing when

872
00:43:29,160 --> 00:43:31,799
Speaker 1: people are like, sorry, I'm just being honest. It costs

873
00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:34,120
Speaker 1: a million dollars and I have it I'm just being

874
00:43:34,160 --> 00:43:37,799
Speaker 1: casually killed asually in the name of being honest. Can

875
00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:42,719
Speaker 1: someone please make one of these like stitches with said

876
00:43:42,880 --> 00:43:47,359
Speaker 1: casually ki ceo uh l. Everyone can relate to this

877
00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:50,359
Speaker 1: happens all this happened to me. With online chopping, they

878
00:43:50,360 --> 00:43:54,000
Speaker 1: go there's off or this is what the original price was,

879
00:43:54,040 --> 00:43:56,239
Speaker 1: and then you go to check out and it's like eight,

880
00:43:57,200 --> 00:43:59,319
Speaker 1: and then there's a line through it and then it's six,

881
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:03,600
Speaker 1: and you're like, oh my god, they're so nice. They

882
00:44:03,800 --> 00:44:09,719
Speaker 1: saved the day's psychological bullshit because they built it for

883
00:44:10,520 --> 00:44:12,920
Speaker 1: Remember from Oprah that I'll never forget that I watched

884
00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:16,560
Speaker 1: when you save on something, So let's say I just

885
00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:21,040
Speaker 1: saved five dollars today. If I go and I spend

886
00:44:21,080 --> 00:44:24,840
Speaker 1: that five dollars elsewhere, I did not save it. And also,

887
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:27,560
Speaker 1: when you spend fifteen hundred dollars, because you would have

888
00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:33,600
Speaker 1: spent two thousand, you didn't save. You spent fifteen hundred dollars.

889
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:37,040
Speaker 1: So when you buy something because it's on discount, not

890
00:44:37,160 --> 00:44:40,680
Speaker 1: buying it is way more of a discount than buying it.

891
00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:43,359
Speaker 1: And that's where we get We we think that it's

892
00:44:43,760 --> 00:44:47,120
Speaker 1: someone a math book on all our equation. We gotta

893
00:44:47,120 --> 00:44:52,080
Speaker 1: get to the news. I wanted eighth grade math, but

894
00:44:52,239 --> 00:44:54,120
Speaker 1: I have twenty minutes before I have to go to therapy.

895
00:44:54,280 --> 00:45:02,640
Speaker 1: Oh my god, single and uh and pumps him up.

896
00:45:02,680 --> 00:45:06,760
Speaker 1: It's called lip injection and it's by um two faced

897
00:45:07,360 --> 00:45:12,480
Speaker 1: and the color is pretty pony. All right, don't do it? Okay.

898
00:45:12,520 --> 00:45:15,279
Speaker 1: A forty four year old woman who is dubbed the

899
00:45:15,320 --> 00:45:18,640
Speaker 1: hottest mom in the world now going on double dates

900
00:45:18,640 --> 00:45:22,839
Speaker 1: where their year old daughter. Oh god, I got this.

901
00:45:23,440 --> 00:45:25,600
Speaker 1: I was Elizabeth Hurley is the hottest mom in the world.

902
00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:28,000
Speaker 1: By the way, I was like, fun this story, and

903
00:45:28,040 --> 00:45:31,759
Speaker 1: then I see the photo. Who's the mom? Who's the mom?

904
00:45:31,920 --> 00:45:35,279
Speaker 1: Let's play a little game. Who's who's the mom? What's

905
00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:39,400
Speaker 1: the mama? It's pretty wild? Oh wow, yeah, my mom

906
00:45:39,520 --> 00:45:45,200
Speaker 1: is definitely I don't know. I don't know who the

907
00:45:45,239 --> 00:45:49,600
Speaker 1: mom is. I'm gonna go by body. And by the way,

908
00:45:49,760 --> 00:45:54,719
Speaker 1: my body looks like as I say, you think, um,

909
00:45:54,760 --> 00:45:58,600
Speaker 1: what color? Which color? Bra? I guess correctly because which

910
00:45:58,600 --> 00:46:01,440
Speaker 1: color skin? No? No, what color bro Um. I think

911
00:46:01,520 --> 00:46:04,640
Speaker 1: the mom is the white? Yes, yes, And I only

912
00:46:04,680 --> 00:46:08,280
Speaker 1: know that from um. That was a random guess. Honestly,

913
00:46:08,360 --> 00:46:10,759
Speaker 1: everything about this I don't you guys have got to

914
00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:14,239
Speaker 1: see this photo. That's insane. And honestly, I think the

915
00:46:14,280 --> 00:46:16,160
Speaker 1: one in the white is hotter. By the way, can

916
00:46:16,200 --> 00:46:22,400
Speaker 1: you filter one side? Her name is? She's it's insane

917
00:46:22,480 --> 00:46:24,440
Speaker 1: good fun I mean these girls are both filtered as

918
00:46:24,480 --> 00:46:26,680
Speaker 1: funck too in this photo. I have to say. So

919
00:46:26,760 --> 00:46:30,200
Speaker 1: that is another thing. These filters are out of control.

920
00:46:30,440 --> 00:46:32,360
Speaker 1: But here's the thing. Can you filter one side of

921
00:46:32,360 --> 00:46:35,920
Speaker 1: a photo and not the other side? Spade was talking about, Um, yeah,

922
00:46:36,880 --> 00:46:39,080
Speaker 1: of course, if you can filter, you can have filter

923
00:46:39,480 --> 00:46:41,680
Speaker 1: now Spade. I went to dinner with Spade the other

924
00:46:41,719 --> 00:46:43,719
Speaker 1: night and we were talking about these filters and he's like,

925
00:46:43,760 --> 00:46:46,680
Speaker 1: I don't trust anything anymore, Like you just can't. And

926
00:46:46,719 --> 00:46:48,719
Speaker 1: we were talking about how a girl comes, like you

927
00:46:48,760 --> 00:46:50,920
Speaker 1: meet a girl online and then she comes up to

928
00:46:50,960 --> 00:46:55,040
Speaker 1: the table and you go, um, You're like, oh hi,

929
00:46:55,120 --> 00:46:58,160
Speaker 1: and she's like hi, and you're like, are you is

930
00:46:58,160 --> 00:47:00,319
Speaker 1: her mom coming in to check in on her? Like

931
00:47:00,440 --> 00:47:04,680
Speaker 1: we feel like girls look so much different than they're

932
00:47:04,680 --> 00:47:07,279
Speaker 1: filter pictures like that, you would think it was a mom,

933
00:47:07,600 --> 00:47:10,719
Speaker 1: Like not this mom. But also have you seen the

934
00:47:10,760 --> 00:47:13,640
Speaker 1: g the g Forces one where the girl is in

935
00:47:13,680 --> 00:47:16,880
Speaker 1: the plane. No, have you seen that? Oh? My god,

936
00:47:16,920 --> 00:47:19,040
Speaker 1: it's all over read it. This girl is in a

937
00:47:19,480 --> 00:47:21,239
Speaker 1: like a fighter jet or something where you have g

938
00:47:21,440 --> 00:47:25,080
Speaker 1: forces like on your face, and it starts out and

939
00:47:25,160 --> 00:47:28,920
Speaker 1: she looks sixty seven. I mean, I'm like in a

940
00:47:28,960 --> 00:47:32,560
Speaker 1: hard sixty seven. And then it turns around like she's

941
00:47:32,560 --> 00:47:36,440
Speaker 1: almost upside down, and it just shows ages. Just gravity, dude, ages,

942
00:47:36,600 --> 00:47:40,359
Speaker 1: just gravity. There's nothing else about it. And her skin

943
00:47:40,400 --> 00:47:42,279
Speaker 1: goes and then all of a sudden, she goes up

944
00:47:42,320 --> 00:47:45,279
Speaker 1: and she looks like Camille Caustic, like the hottest like

945
00:47:45,440 --> 00:47:47,680
Speaker 1: Victorious that she literally in her real life looks like

946
00:47:47,719 --> 00:47:51,640
Speaker 1: Camil Caustic, and she looks like sixty seven. It's the

947
00:47:51,680 --> 00:47:56,440
Speaker 1: coolest thing. Um, yeah, this is good for them. Women

948
00:47:56,480 --> 00:47:58,960
Speaker 1: are just gonna start driving. This is exciting for me

949
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:04,640
Speaker 1: because I I, you know, I'm aging, and um, I

950
00:48:04,680 --> 00:48:08,520
Speaker 1: get a little worried about things sometimes I see my

951
00:48:08,760 --> 00:48:12,920
Speaker 1: skin slipping off my head. But um, I'm also like,

952
00:48:13,040 --> 00:48:16,719
Speaker 1: I just know that the surgeries out there, which that

953
00:48:16,760 --> 00:48:19,480
Speaker 1: woman is definitely employed, and like the skincare and the

954
00:48:19,520 --> 00:48:22,319
Speaker 1: different things, like it's gonna be okay. And my mom

955
00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:26,319
Speaker 1: this weekend she was in l A shooting stuff. My

956
00:48:26,360 --> 00:48:31,240
Speaker 1: mom was in l A shooting things with that camera stuff,

957
00:48:31,800 --> 00:48:34,880
Speaker 1: and my mom is so beautiful and like I was

958
00:48:34,920 --> 00:48:37,279
Speaker 1: just like, oh, I'm gonna be quite all right. It

959
00:48:37,400 --> 00:48:40,359
Speaker 1: was just so nice to see. Could you imagine going

960
00:48:40,440 --> 00:48:43,359
Speaker 1: on a date with your mother, like let's say she

961
00:48:43,400 --> 00:48:45,960
Speaker 1: wasn't dating your dad, Like, yeah, I would love it.

962
00:48:46,680 --> 00:48:50,520
Speaker 1: I would love it. It would be wild, I guess, like,

963
00:48:51,239 --> 00:48:53,840
Speaker 1: would it take the intimacy out of it? Though? I

964
00:48:53,840 --> 00:48:56,880
Speaker 1: mean first dates are always the thing? Is I love

965
00:48:57,520 --> 00:49:01,239
Speaker 1: when my biggest thing I realized when I shifted back

966
00:49:01,280 --> 00:49:04,200
Speaker 1: into kind of considering dating my acts. We were just

967
00:49:04,280 --> 00:49:10,760
Speaker 1: like friends this summer, and I realized when I wanted

968
00:49:10,800 --> 00:49:13,440
Speaker 1: to like take things back to like that I was

969
00:49:13,520 --> 00:49:19,480
Speaker 1: interested again romantically. Was when he expressed how much he

970
00:49:19,560 --> 00:49:22,279
Speaker 1: loved my parents and like how much he thought my

971
00:49:22,320 --> 00:49:24,480
Speaker 1: mom was just hilarious. He said that I'll know I've

972
00:49:24,520 --> 00:49:25,920
Speaker 1: lived a good life if I get to the end

973
00:49:25,920 --> 00:49:27,279
Speaker 1: of it and I've spent as much time as I

974
00:49:27,280 --> 00:49:30,120
Speaker 1: could around Julie Glazer, and he really meant that, And

975
00:49:30,160 --> 00:49:32,840
Speaker 1: how he was so enthusiastic about my dad's band and like,

976
00:49:33,640 --> 00:49:36,120
Speaker 1: um and how good my dad was, Like it wasn't

977
00:49:36,360 --> 00:49:38,480
Speaker 1: him trying. I mean, he was not he was just

978
00:49:38,520 --> 00:49:40,600
Speaker 1: being genuine. I know when a guys trying to brown nose,

979
00:49:40,880 --> 00:49:42,640
Speaker 1: and it was just genuine, and it made me so

980
00:49:42,680 --> 00:49:46,040
Speaker 1: attracted him that he was into my family and other

981
00:49:46,080 --> 00:49:49,680
Speaker 1: guys along the way, Like when men are super into

982
00:49:50,080 --> 00:49:53,040
Speaker 1: my family and make an effort to like be chill

983
00:49:53,080 --> 00:49:56,040
Speaker 1: with them, it's so sexy to me and so um no,

984
00:49:56,120 --> 00:49:58,239
Speaker 1: I'd love to go on a day with my mom

985
00:49:58,360 --> 00:50:01,480
Speaker 1: um next, Sorry how that would look. Don't you like

986
00:50:01,560 --> 00:50:05,560
Speaker 1: it when like people like Brenna shows interest in your family?

987
00:50:05,800 --> 00:50:08,920
Speaker 1: Oh for sure. I mean when she looks at like

988
00:50:08,960 --> 00:50:11,600
Speaker 1: my nephew Teddy or like yeah, it's a lot of

989
00:50:12,040 --> 00:50:13,800
Speaker 1: I mean, that's all the photos are. Let that's be

990
00:50:13,880 --> 00:50:17,880
Speaker 1: known to any men listening, I think or women. People

991
00:50:17,920 --> 00:50:21,080
Speaker 1: really appreciate it when you show like genuine interest and

992
00:50:21,120 --> 00:50:23,840
Speaker 1: curiosity about their family if there are people that like

993
00:50:23,920 --> 00:50:26,120
Speaker 1: their family too, and even if they don't like I

994
00:50:26,160 --> 00:50:27,640
Speaker 1: feel like a lot of times I would bitch about

995
00:50:27,640 --> 00:50:30,440
Speaker 1: my family to my boyfriend when we were together, and

996
00:50:30,520 --> 00:50:33,080
Speaker 1: he got the idea that I didn't like them, and

997
00:50:33,160 --> 00:50:36,239
Speaker 1: so he would often be like, come hang out with

998
00:50:36,280 --> 00:50:37,759
Speaker 1: my family, like you don't even like your family, and

999
00:50:37,760 --> 00:50:41,120
Speaker 1: I'm like no, no, that's just it's like when you

1000
00:50:41,120 --> 00:50:42,879
Speaker 1: make fun of yourself and it's like, no, I still

1001
00:50:42,880 --> 00:50:47,000
Speaker 1: like myself, yes, yes, well not I don't, but well yeah,

1002
00:50:47,040 --> 00:50:50,400
Speaker 1: I was just talking in generalities. Um. It is interesting

1003
00:50:50,440 --> 00:50:53,040
Speaker 1: too when someone goes, okay, I sweet your nephew, like

1004
00:50:53,280 --> 00:50:55,759
Speaker 1: there's a beauty and like the honesty of that too though,

1005
00:50:55,760 --> 00:50:59,239
Speaker 1: where they're just like a little dismissing the fine. Yeah,

1006
00:50:59,440 --> 00:51:02,399
Speaker 1: like know, who's really cute this one, but the other

1007
00:51:02,480 --> 00:51:04,000
Speaker 1: one I'm okay with it. Like that's the way I

1008
00:51:04,080 --> 00:51:05,960
Speaker 1: kind of feel about Poppy and Arlow. Like Arlo and

1009
00:51:06,040 --> 00:51:09,120
Speaker 1: I don't have the crazy connection that Poppy and I have,

1010
00:51:09,680 --> 00:51:11,879
Speaker 1: but that's for later. Like Arlo and I, there will

1011
00:51:11,920 --> 00:51:14,000
Speaker 1: be a time where Poppy is the lesser, the one

1012
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:15,719
Speaker 1: I don't like as much. In Arlow's the one. I'm like,

1013
00:51:15,719 --> 00:51:17,520
Speaker 1: I'm obsessed with you. We're going on double dates with

1014
00:51:17,600 --> 00:51:20,319
Speaker 1: them exactly. Um, let's get to the next story, all right.

1015
00:51:20,360 --> 00:51:23,080
Speaker 1: A TikTok doctor says the average length of an erect

1016
00:51:23,120 --> 00:51:26,880
Speaker 1: penis is probably shorter than the UH proposed five point

1017
00:51:26,960 --> 00:51:31,320
Speaker 1: five five point one because most men with small wieners

1018
00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:34,440
Speaker 1: probably want to consent to being involved in those studies.

1019
00:51:34,600 --> 00:51:37,719
Speaker 1: That is a great point, doctor saying Wieners, I say

1020
00:51:37,760 --> 00:51:40,520
Speaker 1: that on stage, by the way, that women need to

1021
00:51:40,600 --> 00:51:44,040
Speaker 1: stop making fun of men's small penises, or just it's

1022
00:51:44,080 --> 00:51:46,400
Speaker 1: not even making fun of men's small penises talking so

1023
00:51:46,520 --> 00:51:48,480
Speaker 1: much about how much they love big dicks, because you

1024
00:51:48,560 --> 00:51:50,919
Speaker 1: know what you're doing there, you're making You're making guys

1025
00:51:50,960 --> 00:51:54,719
Speaker 1: without big dicks feel bad. And the problem is, which

1026
00:51:54,800 --> 00:51:56,960
Speaker 1: is exactly what this is talking about. Men that have

1027
00:51:57,200 --> 00:52:00,239
Speaker 1: small penises will not go, hey, that makes me feel bad.

1028
00:52:00,760 --> 00:52:03,760
Speaker 1: You know, like if you're making fun of I compare

1029
00:52:03,800 --> 00:52:05,560
Speaker 1: it to body shaming of women in terms of like

1030
00:52:06,040 --> 00:52:08,600
Speaker 1: fat women. You know, when guys are like, she's so hot,

1031
00:52:08,680 --> 00:52:11,720
Speaker 1: she's so like, always about their thinness and their fitness.

1032
00:52:12,239 --> 00:52:14,319
Speaker 1: They might not be saying I'm not attracted to fat women,

1033
00:52:14,600 --> 00:52:18,520
Speaker 1: but that we fat women. Hear that loud and clear. Now.

1034
00:52:18,600 --> 00:52:21,239
Speaker 1: The thing is, fat women can't hide that they're fat,

1035
00:52:21,840 --> 00:52:25,000
Speaker 1: whereas men with small penises, you don't know, So men

1036
00:52:25,080 --> 00:52:27,960
Speaker 1: with small penises don't go, hey, that makes me feel sad.

1037
00:52:28,320 --> 00:52:30,600
Speaker 1: You know, there are a few that are like proud

1038
00:52:30,760 --> 00:52:33,640
Speaker 1: about there, but it's very very few, and so men

1039
00:52:33,719 --> 00:52:37,480
Speaker 1: with small penises never say anything about it. They internalize it.

1040
00:52:37,520 --> 00:52:39,279
Speaker 1: They don't even tell their therapists, They won't tell their

1041
00:52:39,280 --> 00:52:42,920
Speaker 1: closest friends. They they have this secret alone that they

1042
00:52:42,960 --> 00:52:45,640
Speaker 1: can never share with anyone because apparently it is the

1043
00:52:45,680 --> 00:52:49,120
Speaker 1: most shameful thing to have a small penis. So what

1044
00:52:49,320 --> 00:52:52,360
Speaker 1: you do when you're a woman who talks about loving

1045
00:52:52,400 --> 00:52:56,120
Speaker 1: big dicks openly to in front of men, you make

1046
00:52:56,200 --> 00:52:59,439
Speaker 1: these men with smaller or like average penises or ones

1047
00:52:59,520 --> 00:53:01,480
Speaker 1: that they they might even have a big pennis and

1048
00:53:01,520 --> 00:53:03,279
Speaker 1: think they have a small penis. You make them feel

1049
00:53:03,320 --> 00:53:06,400
Speaker 1: really bad. And it's it's worse than body shaming for

1050
00:53:06,520 --> 00:53:08,960
Speaker 1: women because women have a place to go when their

1051
00:53:08,960 --> 00:53:11,400
Speaker 1: body shamed because they there are other women who are

1052
00:53:11,480 --> 00:53:13,839
Speaker 1: clearly fat that they can be like, hey, I feel

1053
00:53:13,880 --> 00:53:15,920
Speaker 1: bad about this, or bald or whatever it is. Even

1054
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:18,440
Speaker 1: bald men don't suffer as much as men with small penises.

1055
00:53:18,840 --> 00:53:21,880
Speaker 1: So just be mindful that these men don't have anywhere

1056
00:53:21,920 --> 00:53:24,040
Speaker 1: to go. And it's that is the worst thing when

1057
00:53:24,080 --> 00:53:26,560
Speaker 1: you are suffering alone with something and you don't have

1058
00:53:26,640 --> 00:53:28,920
Speaker 1: a community of people that you can go or that

1059
00:53:29,040 --> 00:53:31,520
Speaker 1: you can just say, hey, that makes me sad, and

1060
00:53:31,800 --> 00:53:34,480
Speaker 1: they end up this is why men end up becoming

1061
00:53:34,560 --> 00:53:37,319
Speaker 1: in cells why they end up hurting themselves, why they

1062
00:53:37,480 --> 00:53:41,719
Speaker 1: end up hurting others. It's so it's a big thing

1063
00:53:41,840 --> 00:53:44,600
Speaker 1: that I don't want to minimize by being by saying, oh,

1064
00:53:44,680 --> 00:53:47,360
Speaker 1: it's just all comes down to small penises and women.

1065
00:53:47,400 --> 00:53:51,080
Speaker 1: It's your fault that men shoot up, you know, grocery stores,

1066
00:53:51,480 --> 00:53:56,279
Speaker 1: but it's not. We need to We need to just

1067
00:53:56,400 --> 00:53:58,480
Speaker 1: be mindful of men with small penises. And if you're

1068
00:53:58,480 --> 00:54:01,400
Speaker 1: a man with a small penis right now listening down

1069
00:54:01,480 --> 00:54:03,840
Speaker 1: the gun and grab the penis, no, I love you

1070
00:54:04,640 --> 00:54:08,040
Speaker 1: and I would date you. I would never not date

1071
00:54:08,080 --> 00:54:09,960
Speaker 1: a man with a small penis. I want this to

1072
00:54:10,040 --> 00:54:12,440
Speaker 1: be a clip. I want to say to any man

1073
00:54:12,520 --> 00:54:16,200
Speaker 1: out there, you might not even be me. Know, Andrew

1074
00:54:16,239 --> 00:54:17,960
Speaker 1: has an average penis, so this doesn't count. But if

1075
00:54:17,960 --> 00:54:20,560
Speaker 1: you're a man who feels bad about your dick s eyes,

1076
00:54:21,440 --> 00:54:26,080
Speaker 1: don't laugh during this because it sounds like we're making money. Okay,

1077
00:54:26,239 --> 00:54:28,720
Speaker 1: If you're a man out there with a small penis,

1078
00:54:29,080 --> 00:54:31,440
Speaker 1: all right, I want to talk to you right now

1079
00:54:31,560 --> 00:54:35,239
Speaker 1: and say that I would never not date you because

1080
00:54:35,280 --> 00:54:37,279
Speaker 1: you have a small penis. I want to make the

1081
00:54:37,320 --> 00:54:40,560
Speaker 1: point that do you think lesbians are miserable because there's

1082
00:54:40,600 --> 00:54:44,279
Speaker 1: no penises in their sex life. No, lesbians like the

1083
00:54:44,320 --> 00:54:46,160
Speaker 1: feeling of a penis inside them too. They like to

1084
00:54:46,200 --> 00:54:49,480
Speaker 1: be filled up, but they don't care that the partner

1085
00:54:49,560 --> 00:54:53,279
Speaker 1: doesn't have a penis because they use toys. So men

1086
00:54:53,440 --> 00:54:56,160
Speaker 1: with small penises, you can always use toys. It's better

1087
00:54:56,280 --> 00:54:58,560
Speaker 1: to use toys. They feel better to us because you

1088
00:54:58,600 --> 00:55:01,160
Speaker 1: can use them with your hand and it with your pelvis.

1089
00:55:01,719 --> 00:55:05,080
Speaker 1: And honestly, a woman that is ever going to be

1090
00:55:05,200 --> 00:55:08,840
Speaker 1: like I need a big dick is completely insecure and

1091
00:55:08,960 --> 00:55:11,640
Speaker 1: it has and is just hitting back at all of

1092
00:55:11,719 --> 00:55:14,520
Speaker 1: the things that she feels that she's not being good

1093
00:55:14,680 --> 00:55:18,120
Speaker 1: enough for other men for and it's just projecting. It

1094
00:55:18,239 --> 00:55:21,040
Speaker 1: says nothing about who you are. For every woman that

1095
00:55:21,080 --> 00:55:24,960
Speaker 1: wouldn't date you because of your penis, there are so

1096
00:55:25,120 --> 00:55:27,520
Speaker 1: many women that would and women that wouldn't date you.

1097
00:55:27,719 --> 00:55:31,640
Speaker 1: They're dumb, their dominant, they don't understand what what could

1098
00:55:31,680 --> 00:55:34,319
Speaker 1: be with the with the toys that are being used

1099
00:55:34,360 --> 00:55:37,080
Speaker 1: with your mouth, with your hands. So please do not

1100
00:55:37,640 --> 00:55:39,960
Speaker 1: hate yourself because you're a small penis. If you want,

1101
00:55:40,040 --> 00:55:43,080
Speaker 1: you can always DM me and just write small penis

1102
00:55:43,120 --> 00:55:46,120
Speaker 1: and all caps and I will read your truth and

1103
00:55:46,200 --> 00:55:47,799
Speaker 1: you can lament to me about it, and I will

1104
00:55:47,840 --> 00:55:49,560
Speaker 1: not judge you. I will not write you back, I

1105
00:55:49,560 --> 00:55:51,759
Speaker 1: will not screenshot it and share it with anyone. I

1106
00:55:51,800 --> 00:55:53,600
Speaker 1: am a safe space and um, if you want to

1107
00:55:53,640 --> 00:55:54,960
Speaker 1: talk to someone about it, you can talk to me

1108
00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:59,640
Speaker 1: about it. Yeah, a woman that's like I need a

1109
00:55:59,760 --> 00:56:03,880
Speaker 1: big dick, probably it's like maybe like my pussy so

1110
00:56:04,480 --> 00:56:06,920
Speaker 1: like it makes her pussy feel small, maybe that it

1111
00:56:06,960 --> 00:56:09,320
Speaker 1: could be a thing. And then the other thing is

1112
00:56:09,440 --> 00:56:14,120
Speaker 1: that when when when guys shame women vagina, I've heard

1113
00:56:14,200 --> 00:56:17,200
Speaker 1: like women go, you're still I don't like, you're lucky

1114
00:56:17,239 --> 00:56:19,600
Speaker 1: to get this pussy, Like, no matter what the pussy is,

1115
00:56:19,680 --> 00:56:21,720
Speaker 1: you're lucky to get them. And I feel like guys

1116
00:56:22,400 --> 00:56:25,120
Speaker 1: need to get that dialogue with like, oh, you're making

1117
00:56:25,160 --> 00:56:27,200
Speaker 1: fun of my little dick. You're lucky to get this

1118
00:56:27,320 --> 00:56:29,719
Speaker 1: little dick, like like you almost like you and you are.

1119
00:56:29,880 --> 00:56:32,120
Speaker 1: And there is a there is a trend. I know,

1120
00:56:32,200 --> 00:56:35,120
Speaker 1: I'm going back to TikTok of women holding up rulers

1121
00:56:35,520 --> 00:56:38,040
Speaker 1: and be like I don't want this seven point five inches.

1122
00:56:38,080 --> 00:56:40,719
Speaker 1: I don't want nine inches. I want five inches. It's

1123
00:56:40,760 --> 00:56:43,880
Speaker 1: like it's called boyfriend dick what they're calling it. And

1124
00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:46,239
Speaker 1: the thing is I hope that you watch those and

1125
00:56:46,280 --> 00:56:48,320
Speaker 1: you feel empowered in that you trust those women because

1126
00:56:48,480 --> 00:56:51,120
Speaker 1: it is not about your dick. Siye, I do believe

1127
00:56:51,239 --> 00:56:55,640
Speaker 1: that you know, unlike I will say, unlike women who

1128
00:56:56,160 --> 00:56:58,640
Speaker 1: might not be attractive to men because men want a

1129
00:56:58,760 --> 00:57:01,160
Speaker 1: skinny woman and they're like, I'm obese, and so I

1130
00:57:01,239 --> 00:57:03,640
Speaker 1: don't even have a chance with that guy. They're actually

1131
00:57:03,760 --> 00:57:07,960
Speaker 1: worse off based on that guy's reasoning to never get

1132
00:57:08,040 --> 00:57:10,440
Speaker 1: that guy than a girl who says I need a

1133
00:57:10,480 --> 00:57:14,000
Speaker 1: big dick. Well, then guess what, go buy one at

1134
00:57:14,040 --> 00:57:15,759
Speaker 1: the store. A guy with a small penis can go

1135
00:57:15,840 --> 00:57:18,640
Speaker 1: buy a big dick and and and please that woman right.

1136
00:57:19,240 --> 00:57:22,400
Speaker 1: Whereas a woman who is bigger and a man is

1137
00:57:22,440 --> 00:57:24,960
Speaker 1: like I need a small woman, she's ship out of luck.

1138
00:57:25,440 --> 00:57:28,000
Speaker 1: So I will say that there's a benefit to being

1139
00:57:28,040 --> 00:57:30,240
Speaker 1: a man with a small penis that these women who

1140
00:57:30,320 --> 00:57:33,520
Speaker 1: you seem to not even be allowed to date because

1141
00:57:33,520 --> 00:57:35,720
Speaker 1: they need a big dick, you actually can bring one

1142
00:57:35,760 --> 00:57:37,480
Speaker 1: to the bedroom. And it's called a dil do and

1143
00:57:37,600 --> 00:57:39,520
Speaker 1: there are so many of them, and they're way better

1144
00:57:39,600 --> 00:57:42,080
Speaker 1: than actual penises. No offense to all the penises that

1145
00:57:42,200 --> 00:57:46,520
Speaker 1: I know. You could lose weight, but you can't grow

1146
00:57:46,560 --> 00:57:51,640
Speaker 1: a bigger dick, but not some people can't lose weight.

1147
00:57:51,880 --> 00:57:53,720
Speaker 1: I get that. I know some people will never look

1148
00:57:53,760 --> 00:58:00,520
Speaker 1: like Emily Radizowski no matter what dick does. Kind of weird.

1149
00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:08,600
Speaker 1: Let's go to break? Why do I care? Why do

1150
00:58:08,680 --> 00:58:11,640
Speaker 1: I care? All right? Billie Eiler says the met Gala

1151
00:58:11,760 --> 00:58:16,360
Speaker 1: made her realize famous people are just literally nobody's. And

1152
00:58:16,440 --> 00:58:18,920
Speaker 1: by the way, all the swells and it's Monday, and

1153
00:58:18,960 --> 00:58:21,720
Speaker 1: you know what that means, It's Monday, it's always at

1154
00:58:21,720 --> 00:58:26,320
Speaker 1: the end. Okay, yeah, so literally nobody's I like that line. Yeah,

1155
00:58:26,520 --> 00:58:29,520
Speaker 1: everyone is literally a nobody and she goes, you know

1156
00:58:29,600 --> 00:58:31,680
Speaker 1: what she was on Howard. The main thing that night

1157
00:58:31,840 --> 00:58:35,760
Speaker 1: made me think was how famous people are just literally

1158
00:58:35,800 --> 00:58:38,520
Speaker 1: nobody's just randoms and it's so weird. I was like, Wow,

1159
00:58:38,640 --> 00:58:41,240
Speaker 1: all these people are just somebody that's in class with you,

1160
00:58:41,400 --> 00:58:43,400
Speaker 1: and you think this person is kind of annoying, you

1161
00:58:43,480 --> 00:58:45,439
Speaker 1: really like this person, you get along with this person.

1162
00:58:45,520 --> 00:58:49,360
Speaker 1: Everybody's just like embarrassed and insecure about what they're doing. Insane.

1163
00:58:50,120 --> 00:58:52,720
Speaker 1: So all these people, like they're dressed to the nine,

1164
00:58:52,760 --> 00:58:59,640
Speaker 1: they're in these huge dresses everything, and they're all celebrities

1165
00:58:59,680 --> 00:59:02,800
Speaker 1: are just like us. They really are, like they all

1166
00:59:03,320 --> 00:59:05,960
Speaker 1: when j Lo gets out of that limo and is

1167
00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:11,600
Speaker 1: wearing that corseted like you know, with Cardier bedazzled thing,

1168
00:59:11,720 --> 00:59:14,400
Speaker 1: and she's got this like look that she's like sucking

1169
00:59:14,480 --> 00:59:18,280
Speaker 1: on a lemon and her eyes are pulled back because

1170
00:59:18,320 --> 00:59:20,320
Speaker 1: of that surgery where you can get threads in your

1171
00:59:20,360 --> 00:59:22,360
Speaker 1: face that pull you back, like all the hot deeds.

1172
00:59:23,160 --> 00:59:26,520
Speaker 1: They feel just the same way that you do, of

1173
00:59:26,680 --> 00:59:30,120
Speaker 1: like how this dress is itchy and my foot hurts,

1174
00:59:30,240 --> 00:59:33,680
Speaker 1: Like sometimes we just forget that everyone is just us.

1175
00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:39,160
Speaker 1: So is it a disservice too to show this grab gravitas?

1176
00:59:40,560 --> 00:59:43,240
Speaker 1: Is it a disservice to going so putting them on

1177
00:59:43,320 --> 00:59:46,600
Speaker 1: a pestil? No, because it's fun. That's the thing is

1178
00:59:46,640 --> 00:59:49,560
Speaker 1: like we as long as you don't read into it

1179
00:59:49,640 --> 00:59:51,600
Speaker 1: like they're inherently better than you. And I think that's

1180
00:59:51,640 --> 00:59:53,400
Speaker 1: what I used to do when I was young, and

1181
00:59:53,480 --> 00:59:56,000
Speaker 1: that's what led me to, you know, want to be

1182
00:59:56,720 --> 00:59:58,800
Speaker 1: It didn't lead to my eating disorder, but it definitely

1183
00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:00,960
Speaker 1: My eta disorder was not about being thin. It was

1184
01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:03,160
Speaker 1: about not feeling like I was enough. But I always

1185
01:00:03,160 --> 01:00:04,840
Speaker 1: thought it was about wanting to be thin, looking like

1186
01:00:04,960 --> 01:00:09,360
Speaker 1: Jenniferraniston looking at having the stomach of shape of Britney

1187
01:00:09,400 --> 01:00:13,160
Speaker 1: Spears on the MTV Move Music Awards two thousand. Like

1188
01:00:13,320 --> 01:00:15,040
Speaker 1: I thought it was about wanting to be I'm a

1189
01:00:15,080 --> 01:00:17,560
Speaker 1: slave for you, Britney Spears. What it really was is

1190
01:00:17,640 --> 01:00:20,760
Speaker 1: that I wasn't good enough as I was and no

1191
01:00:20,920 --> 01:00:23,200
Speaker 1: amount of skinniness because I was way skinnier than Britney

1192
01:00:23,200 --> 01:00:25,960
Speaker 1: Spears and Jenniferranston and was not better than them. And

1193
01:00:26,960 --> 01:00:29,680
Speaker 1: that is the problem, is that we put a moral

1194
01:00:29,840 --> 01:00:32,960
Speaker 1: value on it, like they're a better person, when really

1195
01:00:33,040 --> 01:00:37,280
Speaker 1: these people are actors are the fucking worst, you guys.

1196
01:00:37,840 --> 01:00:40,840
Speaker 1: I have been around so many famous people at this point,

1197
01:00:41,200 --> 01:00:44,760
Speaker 1: and it is so rare that one of these actors

1198
01:00:45,280 --> 01:00:50,440
Speaker 1: are actually cool. Musicians are cool, Comedians are cool. Actors

1199
01:00:51,320 --> 01:00:55,080
Speaker 1: are so not cool. They're dork stude. They're these guys

1200
01:00:55,120 --> 01:00:58,120
Speaker 1: that went into like did theater school there. They think

1201
01:00:58,200 --> 01:01:03,120
Speaker 1: they're so cool. They're I was I was making Spade

1202
01:01:03,200 --> 01:01:04,720
Speaker 1: laugh the other day so hard because I was like,

1203
01:01:05,280 --> 01:01:06,920
Speaker 1: I was getting so mad because we're talking about some

1204
01:01:07,400 --> 01:01:09,880
Speaker 1: comedian we really respect, and like, who was hanging out

1205
01:01:09,920 --> 01:01:12,840
Speaker 1: with someone who is really fucking lame? And I was

1206
01:01:12,920 --> 01:01:15,520
Speaker 1: just like, there's no way that that comic who we

1207
01:01:15,680 --> 01:01:18,760
Speaker 1: know is cool thinks that person is cool. There's just

1208
01:01:18,880 --> 01:01:21,120
Speaker 1: no way they're doing it. But they're more famous, but

1209
01:01:21,160 --> 01:01:23,400
Speaker 1: they're more famous, and they're doing it to be cool.

1210
01:01:23,880 --> 01:01:27,120
Speaker 1: And that's the truth, is like the actor suck. Jennifer

1211
01:01:27,200 --> 01:01:31,000
Speaker 1: Lawrence is the only actor I have met that's not true.

1212
01:01:31,160 --> 01:01:32,960
Speaker 1: She's one of the only actors I've met who is

1213
01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:36,160
Speaker 1: actually as cool as as you want her to be

1214
01:01:36,280 --> 01:01:38,640
Speaker 1: and as like and comedians, by the way, they're not

1215
01:01:38,760 --> 01:01:43,520
Speaker 1: all cool, but way cooler than most actors. I found

1216
01:01:43,640 --> 01:01:48,120
Speaker 1: what was interesting about like Billy Billy Eilish, Billie Eilish,

1217
01:01:48,240 --> 01:01:52,240
Speaker 1: Like her whole thing was baggy clothes, you know, like

1218
01:01:52,400 --> 01:01:54,040
Speaker 1: that was like her things like you don't have to

1219
01:01:54,040 --> 01:01:56,200
Speaker 1: show your body, even though everyone's we got again, we

1220
01:01:56,280 --> 01:01:58,720
Speaker 1: have to her body. And then I was watching Atlanta

1221
01:01:58,760 --> 01:02:01,640
Speaker 1: Is More Set with You Last, and her whole thing

1222
01:02:01,840 --> 01:02:04,640
Speaker 1: was looking like an adult done up at the age

1223
01:02:04,640 --> 01:02:08,080
Speaker 1: of eleven, like the opposite, Like they've had the opposite trajectories.

1224
01:02:08,120 --> 01:02:11,240
Speaker 1: And they both were very famous at fifty. But Billy

1225
01:02:11,400 --> 01:02:15,240
Speaker 1: was completely covered to being covered. Oh my god, have

1226
01:02:15,320 --> 01:02:19,160
Speaker 1: you seen her? She is wearing you know, baggy things

1227
01:02:19,240 --> 01:02:23,640
Speaker 1: again like but but yeah, so, but I mean, I

1228
01:02:23,680 --> 01:02:26,240
Speaker 1: guess you kind of do the opposite. So Lanta's went

1229
01:02:26,320 --> 01:02:31,600
Speaker 1: from that to grungy to no I know, yeah, no,

1230
01:02:31,720 --> 01:02:34,400
Speaker 1: I know. So it's like her hair covered her face.

1231
01:02:34,520 --> 01:02:38,960
Speaker 1: And final thought, Brenna was saying last night that she

1232
01:02:39,240 --> 01:02:42,880
Speaker 1: was Everyone's so eager to see Billy Eilish's body, like

1233
01:02:43,000 --> 01:02:44,880
Speaker 1: they just as soon as she became of age. It

1234
01:02:45,000 --> 01:02:47,080
Speaker 1: was like, what is what's her body? She hides it

1235
01:02:47,640 --> 01:02:50,040
Speaker 1: and no one ever does that with men. No one's

1236
01:02:50,040 --> 01:02:54,440
Speaker 1: ever like what's he got underneath their tips? Today? And

1237
01:02:54,520 --> 01:03:00,919
Speaker 1: I was really excited. My boobs are so my my hormones. Also,

1238
01:03:00,960 --> 01:03:03,920
Speaker 1: I've gained some weight recently and they are so like

1239
01:03:04,160 --> 01:03:07,160
Speaker 1: look please just look at this. Look how big these

1240
01:03:07,200 --> 01:03:09,680
Speaker 1: things are today. They're giant. I did a video for

1241
01:03:09,920 --> 01:03:12,160
Speaker 1: the guy I'm dating that I said on this secret

1242
01:03:12,200 --> 01:03:15,120
Speaker 1: app and I love doing these videos. I was just like, hey,

1243
01:03:15,240 --> 01:03:17,880
Speaker 1: I have an emergency. I was like, I don't wait

1244
01:03:18,040 --> 01:03:21,000
Speaker 1: to alarm you, but like, do you see what's happening here?

1245
01:03:21,040 --> 01:03:23,280
Speaker 1: I was like they're too big, and I was like,

1246
01:03:23,360 --> 01:03:25,560
Speaker 1: I have to wear this bra that literally looks like

1247
01:03:25,680 --> 01:03:28,520
Speaker 1: a um one of those bras that you breastfeed your baby,

1248
01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:31,960
Speaker 1: like it's just this giant bra that's like grandma bra

1249
01:03:32,160 --> 01:03:36,560
Speaker 1: almost because there's so there. I've kettle belt tips today

1250
01:03:36,920 --> 01:03:38,920
Speaker 1: and I did this video though, and I'm just like

1251
01:03:39,320 --> 01:03:41,600
Speaker 1: they're so big, like you have to come over and

1252
01:03:41,680 --> 01:03:43,240
Speaker 1: look at these, like I don't know what to do

1253
01:03:43,320 --> 01:03:44,480
Speaker 1: with them. And he wrote back he was like that

1254
01:03:44,600 --> 01:03:48,000
Speaker 1: was so fucking funny because I always liked he always

1255
01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:50,480
Speaker 1: says that I am the perfect combo with like funny

1256
01:03:50,560 --> 01:03:52,800
Speaker 1: and hot, where I'm just like I always am like,

1257
01:03:53,120 --> 01:03:55,240
Speaker 1: what do we do with these? But I didn't. I

1258
01:03:55,280 --> 01:03:57,520
Speaker 1: did an emergency video today where I was like, they're

1259
01:03:57,520 --> 01:04:00,600
Speaker 1: the biggest thing will ever be ever be today. And

1260
01:04:00,720 --> 01:04:03,440
Speaker 1: I don't mean to sexualize Billie Eilish, but she's got

1261
01:04:03,520 --> 01:04:07,640
Speaker 1: some big old titties, tiggle biddies. I mean today, I've

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01:04:07,640 --> 01:04:10,000
Speaker 1: got some Billie eilish is. It sucks because tids can

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01:04:10,040 --> 01:04:13,840
Speaker 1: be so big where if you don't hide them, people

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01:04:13,920 --> 01:04:15,680
Speaker 1: think you're showing them. So it's like no matter what

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01:04:15,840 --> 01:04:19,960
Speaker 1: you wear, like anything besides a big sweater, you're like,

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01:04:20,160 --> 01:04:22,439
Speaker 1: you're just showing your fucking cleve. It's like I'm wearing

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01:04:22,520 --> 01:04:27,160
Speaker 1: a fucking I really hard at my tips are not

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01:04:27,360 --> 01:04:29,760
Speaker 1: as big as some girls tips that like cause back

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01:04:29,840 --> 01:04:31,920
Speaker 1: pain and all those things like. But I'm really excited

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01:04:31,960 --> 01:04:33,960
Speaker 1: today to have some tigg old biddies and they're gonna

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01:04:34,040 --> 01:04:37,080
Speaker 1: get They're gonna drain soon, they'll go back to the

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01:04:37,080 --> 01:04:40,080
Speaker 1: way they were. But right now, I'm just I ate

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01:04:40,160 --> 01:04:43,120
Speaker 1: a lot. Recently, I've been like stressed out. I've gained weight.

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01:04:43,960 --> 01:04:47,880
Speaker 1: Anyone that knows me, like out there, listen, I've gained

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01:04:48,000 --> 01:04:54,080
Speaker 1: like ten pounds recently. Nouns I usually do around Christmas.

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Speaker 1: If you're out there and relate to me, like, fucking

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01:04:57,640 --> 01:05:00,240
Speaker 1: who cares. I needed that extra food to get through

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01:05:00,320 --> 01:05:03,160
Speaker 1: the stress I felt recently. It tasted so good. I

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01:05:03,280 --> 01:05:06,280
Speaker 1: don't regret it. My body will normalize when it needs to,

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01:05:06,880 --> 01:05:10,360
Speaker 1: and I'm fine and I love my body. Today I

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01:05:10,440 --> 01:05:13,520
Speaker 1: have to wear different pants and I don't look the

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01:05:13,560 --> 01:05:17,800
Speaker 1: same in pictures, but fuck it, Like, let's let's enjoy

1283
01:05:17,960 --> 01:05:21,440
Speaker 1: our bodies because I have hands today and I wanted to, Um,

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01:05:21,720 --> 01:05:25,440
Speaker 1: we gotta get to top one, bottom one, No, but

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01:05:25,560 --> 01:05:28,200
Speaker 1: leave to top one. There's no rules. Top one, bottom

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01:05:28,240 --> 01:05:30,560
Speaker 1: one real quick before we leave. Noah, is that cool?

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01:05:31,080 --> 01:05:33,440
Speaker 1: Don't you have a minute left. Yeah, but that's fine,

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01:05:33,480 --> 01:05:35,840
Speaker 1: we can get it done. Top one, bottom one fast

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01:05:35,920 --> 01:05:41,320
Speaker 1: food restaurants, okay, fast food, bottom Andrew go least favorite,

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01:05:41,880 --> 01:05:46,520
Speaker 1: least favorite. I'd have to go with Sonic alright, Noah

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01:05:47,520 --> 01:05:53,840
Speaker 1: McDonald's whoa, Okay, I want to I'm gonna go Jack

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01:05:53,880 --> 01:05:55,760
Speaker 1: in the Box. There was an equal I scared there

1293
01:05:55,920 --> 01:05:59,800
Speaker 1: in the nineties in St. Louis this sauce. There was

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01:05:59,840 --> 01:06:01,960
Speaker 1: some orange sauce on something one time that I got it.

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01:06:02,040 --> 01:06:03,840
Speaker 1: I didn't like it. I'm gonna go Jack in the box,

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01:06:03,920 --> 01:06:06,120
Speaker 1: even though I do like their coats. Where like Donaldson

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01:06:06,280 --> 01:06:08,800
Speaker 1: comes from. In like the nineties, there was a chicken

1298
01:06:08,880 --> 01:06:11,480
Speaker 1: head in the chicken nuggets and I saw that news

1299
01:06:11,520 --> 01:06:13,120
Speaker 1: story and after that, I was never able to go

1300
01:06:13,240 --> 01:06:15,360
Speaker 1: to You know what, whenever there's a chicken part in

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01:06:15,480 --> 01:06:18,240
Speaker 1: chicken nuggets, I always go, yeah, it's chicken, you idiots.

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01:06:18,320 --> 01:06:20,080
Speaker 1: So I'm not saying that to you, Noah. But like

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01:06:20,240 --> 01:06:21,880
Speaker 1: I love when there's like a claw and they're like

1304
01:06:22,080 --> 01:06:24,720
Speaker 1: I found a beacon my nugget. It's like, yeah, you're

1305
01:06:24,760 --> 01:06:29,000
Speaker 1: eating a chicken. It doesn't remind you that it's a chicken. Yeah,

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01:06:29,040 --> 01:06:32,000
Speaker 1: and it should because it's a chicken, all right, number

1307
01:06:32,040 --> 01:06:34,640
Speaker 1: one go I found a cow head in my burger

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01:06:35,000 --> 01:06:37,920
Speaker 1: number one, And I'm I'm going from a place of

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01:06:37,960 --> 01:06:39,320
Speaker 1: when I used to eat me because I don't eat

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01:06:39,320 --> 01:06:41,240
Speaker 1: fast food anymore besides subway. But that's not gonna be

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01:06:41,320 --> 01:06:45,720
Speaker 1: my top one. I would have to say. I mean

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01:06:46,120 --> 01:06:50,840
Speaker 1: chicken file a, Chick fil a from Sundays. What about

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01:06:50,880 --> 01:06:55,360
Speaker 1: Sunday Sunday? I just wait till Monday, all right? No Chipotle,

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01:06:56,480 --> 01:07:02,400
Speaker 1: Oh you could do. I was thinking, like really garbage

1315
01:07:02,880 --> 01:07:06,360
Speaker 1: like fast food, like, but you're right. I would go

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01:07:06,480 --> 01:07:08,840
Speaker 1: Chipotle too, but I'm gonna stick to like the worst,

1317
01:07:09,160 --> 01:07:11,720
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna go like stuff that's bad for you know,

1318
01:07:11,840 --> 01:07:14,480
Speaker 1: but the worst, like the worst fast food, like the

1319
01:07:14,520 --> 01:07:16,400
Speaker 1: food fast food chains that are not good for you,

1320
01:07:17,320 --> 01:07:19,320
Speaker 1: like they try to be, but they're not ever like

1321
01:07:19,440 --> 01:07:23,400
Speaker 1: Chipotle is, like Chipotle is. There's no drive through. Okay,

1322
01:07:23,480 --> 01:07:26,200
Speaker 1: so we didn't we didn't say drive through it. She's

1323
01:07:26,240 --> 01:07:32,280
Speaker 1: not seem angry. I'm not mad. I'm gonna go Taco Bell.

1324
01:07:34,000 --> 01:07:36,200
Speaker 1: But really, if I'm going to go, I haven't had

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01:07:36,320 --> 01:07:39,280
Speaker 1: McDonald's in so long. But if we're going off of McDonald's,

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01:07:40,520 --> 01:07:42,560
Speaker 1: either Taco Bell or McDonald's in the nineties. That's the

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01:07:42,600 --> 01:07:44,320
Speaker 1: last time I had either of those. Loved it so much,

1328
01:07:44,560 --> 01:07:47,440
Speaker 1: had a bug in my taco bell eight around. I'm

1329
01:07:47,520 --> 01:07:49,360
Speaker 1: telling you everyone has had a bug in their taco

1330
01:07:49,360 --> 01:07:53,240
Speaker 1: about what it is. That's what it is. Now we

1331
01:07:53,320 --> 01:07:56,040
Speaker 1: will get more into the in depths of We know

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01:07:56,160 --> 01:07:58,600
Speaker 1: the busties are loving the food discussions, so we love

1333
01:07:58,680 --> 01:08:01,200
Speaker 1: that so much. I just want to is today real quick?

1334
01:08:01,240 --> 01:08:03,120
Speaker 1: I have one minute before I go to therapy. I

1335
01:08:03,240 --> 01:08:06,240
Speaker 1: got this letter from a bestie to the UH this weekend.

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01:08:06,280 --> 01:08:09,120
Speaker 1: I think it was from Nicole Um. Maybe not Nicole,

1337
01:08:09,240 --> 01:08:10,440
Speaker 1: but it doesn't have a name with it. If you

1338
01:08:10,480 --> 01:08:12,800
Speaker 1: could tell me who said this things, my best friend

1339
01:08:12,880 --> 01:08:15,520
Speaker 1: NICKI has taught me. I love this list so much.

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01:08:15,600 --> 01:08:18,479
Speaker 1: I want to cry. Number one, my weird thoughts don't

1341
01:08:18,520 --> 01:08:21,200
Speaker 1: make me weird. Number two, I don't choose my thoughts.

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01:08:21,439 --> 01:08:24,559
Speaker 1: Number three, always be honest. Number four, it is always

1343
01:08:24,600 --> 01:08:27,320
Speaker 1: okay to say no. Number five, I did not choose

1344
01:08:27,360 --> 01:08:30,160
Speaker 1: my brain. Number six. Other people are going through things

1345
01:08:30,200 --> 01:08:32,800
Speaker 1: as well. Give people the benefit of the doubt. Seven.

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01:08:33,040 --> 01:08:35,160
Speaker 1: If you can't find something to be grateful for, be

1347
01:08:35,280 --> 01:08:38,280
Speaker 1: grateful that you have hands. Eight it is okay to

1348
01:08:38,360 --> 01:08:41,040
Speaker 1: feel all of my feelings. Nine, I can get high

1349
01:08:41,080 --> 01:08:43,960
Speaker 1: off my own supply rather than reaching for a vice. Ten.

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01:08:44,320 --> 01:08:46,400
Speaker 1: I don't need to be concerned with how others perceived

1351
01:08:46,439 --> 01:08:48,960
Speaker 1: me because I know who I am. Eleven The people

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01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:51,240
Speaker 1: who love me will accept me as I am. Twelve,

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01:08:51,560 --> 01:08:54,200
Speaker 1: Be humble. Thirteen. When I don't like how I look,

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01:08:54,240 --> 01:08:57,160
Speaker 1: I can laugh at myself fourteen to continue on my

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01:08:57,200 --> 01:09:00,519
Speaker 1: twelve step journey. Fifteen. If I didn't do something, it

1356
01:09:00,640 --> 01:09:03,200
Speaker 1: was because I wasn't meant to do it. Sixteen. If

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01:09:03,240 --> 01:09:05,360
Speaker 1: people are late for the airport, let them in front.

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01:09:05,560 --> 01:09:08,360
Speaker 1: One day, that will be me. Seventeen I don't need

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01:09:08,439 --> 01:09:11,240
Speaker 1: to feel guilty for not working out. Eighteen It's okay

1360
01:09:11,320 --> 01:09:13,000
Speaker 1: that there are things I don't want to do, like

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01:09:13,120 --> 01:09:16,920
Speaker 1: hiking and watching sports. Nineteen except the accept the thought

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01:09:16,960 --> 01:09:18,800
Speaker 1: that there will one day be a day where I

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01:09:18,880 --> 01:09:22,679
Speaker 1: will quit drinking. Twenty I am okay alone, And she says,

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01:09:22,840 --> 01:09:24,400
Speaker 1: you have saved me in my darkest moments, and I'm

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01:09:24,439 --> 01:09:26,800
Speaker 1: so grateful for you. I am so grateful for this list,

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01:09:26,880 --> 01:09:28,400
Speaker 1: and I am going to keep it on my fridge

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01:09:28,479 --> 01:09:30,439
Speaker 1: to remind me of all these things too. Can someone

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01:09:30,640 --> 01:09:33,599
Speaker 1: make that you know Jimmy John's how they have lists.

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01:09:33,920 --> 01:09:36,360
Speaker 1: Can someone make that a thing? I don't know, like,

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01:09:36,760 --> 01:09:42,040
Speaker 1: make that like a metal thing with the different the wall. Yeah,

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01:09:42,160 --> 01:09:44,880
Speaker 1: plaque if you are. If you have a Plaque store,

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01:09:45,680 --> 01:09:47,639
Speaker 1: UM right to us and I'll send you the list

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01:09:47,680 --> 01:09:50,000
Speaker 1: again so you don't have to listen back. Um. Thank

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01:09:50,040 --> 01:09:52,000
Speaker 1: you so much you guys, don't be kid. We'll see

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01:09:52,000 --> 01:09:58,160
Speaker 1: you tomorrow. And good jack oh whole Wyoming