1 00:00:03,440 --> 00:00:11,959 Speaker 1: On the twenties. I hello, I am looking for Mariann. Yes, 2 00:00:12,039 --> 00:00:15,200 Speaker 1: this is Marianne. Oh perfect. One of the other teachers 3 00:00:15,200 --> 00:00:17,200 Speaker 1: said that I could reach you here. Let me introduce myself. 4 00:00:17,200 --> 00:00:21,480 Speaker 1: My name is Robert. How are you doing. I'm I'm good, Robert. 5 00:00:21,480 --> 00:00:23,760 Speaker 1: How are you? What can I do for you? Well? 6 00:00:24,120 --> 00:00:29,840 Speaker 1: You teach sex ed, right, I teach a health and 7 00:00:29,960 --> 00:00:34,440 Speaker 1: wellness class that includes a sex education. Well, I have 8 00:00:34,479 --> 00:00:37,360 Speaker 1: my younger brother is in your class. His name is Aaron. 9 00:00:38,280 --> 00:00:41,199 Speaker 1: I'm sure if you know, Oh Aaron, Sure, I know 10 00:00:41,280 --> 00:00:44,080 Speaker 1: Aaron Barrett. Yeah, A pleasure to have. He loves your 11 00:00:44,080 --> 00:00:47,720 Speaker 1: class and he's learned a ton. Well, I'm glad, thank 12 00:00:47,760 --> 00:00:50,320 Speaker 1: you for calling. That's great care. So the reason I'm 13 00:00:50,320 --> 00:00:53,279 Speaker 1: calling is because I'm having problems with my girlfriend. It's 14 00:00:53,320 --> 00:00:55,440 Speaker 1: like every time we try, she just kind of laughs 15 00:00:55,440 --> 00:01:00,639 Speaker 1: at me. So I get some help from you. How 16 00:01:00,920 --> 00:01:03,600 Speaker 1: How old? How old are you, Robert? I'm thirty five, 17 00:01:05,360 --> 00:01:11,119 Speaker 1: thirty five. I don't know what to tell you. Robert, 18 00:01:11,120 --> 00:01:15,400 Speaker 1: I've never been asked by someone your age. I really, 19 00:01:15,520 --> 00:01:20,840 Speaker 1: you haven't been. There's nobody my age that needs your help. No, 20 00:01:20,920 --> 00:01:23,960 Speaker 1: I didn't mean that. I'm sure there are, but they 21 00:01:24,120 --> 00:01:28,200 Speaker 1: don't call their their younger brothers, middle school teacher bird 22 00:01:28,319 --> 00:01:35,640 Speaker 1: by you. My dad never had time for me. Well. 23 00:01:36,720 --> 00:01:39,240 Speaker 1: I was always asking him to tell me about the 24 00:01:39,280 --> 00:01:42,119 Speaker 1: birds and the bees, and he wouldn't. He never tell 25 00:01:42,200 --> 00:01:50,640 Speaker 1: me about it. I certainly understand how difficult this must 26 00:01:50,640 --> 00:01:53,200 Speaker 1: be for you. But you know what he did. When 27 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:55,040 Speaker 1: I asked him about the birds and bees. He just 28 00:01:55,080 --> 00:01:57,560 Speaker 1: told me it was ikey. And then we drove to 29 00:01:57,640 --> 00:02:00,240 Speaker 1: a field and waited for an hour until two I 30 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:02,840 Speaker 1: started doing it, and then you just pointed and said, 31 00:02:02,920 --> 00:02:08,680 Speaker 1: there you go, son, that's how it's done. I'm really 32 00:02:08,800 --> 00:02:13,200 Speaker 1: sorry that you've had some bad experiences, Robert, but I 33 00:02:13,880 --> 00:02:18,600 Speaker 1: learned from watching cows. I learned from watching cows. That's 34 00:02:18,600 --> 00:02:22,240 Speaker 1: the only way I know. I can't help you. I'm not. 35 00:02:22,360 --> 00:02:25,680 Speaker 1: That's that's why my girlfriend laughs at me when I 36 00:02:25,760 --> 00:02:34,040 Speaker 1: tried the other because I like, started moving, You started moving. Yeah. 37 00:02:34,080 --> 00:02:37,960 Speaker 1: I walked into the bedroom and I started getting sexy 38 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:47,560 Speaker 1: pose and I there did nothing happen. You just started 39 00:02:47,639 --> 00:02:59,120 Speaker 1: laughing at me, just like you're doing right now. I 40 00:02:59,240 --> 00:03:04,120 Speaker 1: had a bell around my neck. It's so bad. We 41 00:03:04,240 --> 00:03:06,560 Speaker 1: started making out, and I thought she was very so 42 00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:18,280 Speaker 1: right in her face Why are you laughing at me? 43 00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:29,280 Speaker 1: Oh sorry, Robert, but I really I can't help it. 44 00:03:29,400 --> 00:03:32,959 Speaker 1: That's how I learned from watching cows. I thought that's 45 00:03:32,960 --> 00:03:40,960 Speaker 1: what you're supposed to do. Oh lord, it's gonna take 46 00:03:40,960 --> 00:03:43,200 Speaker 1: a long time for me to get this visual washed 47 00:03:43,200 --> 00:03:48,320 Speaker 1: out of my eyes. Mary Anne, Mary Anne, this is 48 00:03:48,360 --> 00:03:50,320 Speaker 1: actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the morning. I'm 49 00:03:50,320 --> 00:03:52,600 Speaker 1: moving at two point five doing a phone tap on you. 50 00:03:56,720 --> 00:03:59,720 Speaker 1: It's gonna me a long time to wipe that visual. 51 00:04:00,800 --> 00:04:03,120 Speaker 1: What are your colleagues? Janine set you up? She says 52 00:04:03,120 --> 00:04:05,480 Speaker 1: that you hate teaching sex head and she wanted to 53 00:04:05,480 --> 00:04:09,240 Speaker 1: be to mess with you. I was so hard these days. 54 00:04:09,280 --> 00:04:11,480 Speaker 1: You have no idea. So you've never had a kid 55 00:04:11,520 --> 00:04:17,479 Speaker 1: raised their head in your class and just go. I 56 00:04:17,600 --> 00:04:26,159 Speaker 1: just may have to add that. Wake up every morning 57 00:04:26,200 --> 00:04:29,640 Speaker 1: with jubal foone taps weekday mornings on the twenties to 58 00:04:29,800 --> 00:04:33,400 Speaker 1: school one hundred blocks one eight six six moving ninety 59 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:40,920 Speaker 1: two five Bring the action.