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Speaker 1: Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim, and give us

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Speaker 1: Tell us all about it.

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Speaker 2: We scared her? Was it fine?

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Speaker 3: Malborn?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 4: Ride?

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Speaker 5: Do you need.

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Speaker 4: With Karen and Chris welcome to Do you need a ride?

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Speaker 4: This is Chris Fairbanks.

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Speaker 2: And this is Karen kill Karen, I.

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Speaker 4: Don't know why I said Banks.

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Speaker 3: We've been watching what we do in the Shadows. That's

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Speaker 3: Matt Barry talks like that.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. I'm practicing my comedic vampire accents just for Halloween. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: putting an umlot every over every vowel. Nice.

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Speaker 4: Would you do today, Karen?

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Speaker 3: Well, I've been doing some work, you know, working at

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Speaker 4: At that kind of a look did you have on

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Speaker 3: A look of consternation or you know what I mean,

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Speaker 4: The delivery a giant box of watermelon. You said it's

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Speaker 3: I accidentally bought a container of watermelon, like a just

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Speaker 4: And one I don't understand. I mean I don't. I'm

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Speaker 4: I always confuse that with music history anyway. I similar

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Speaker 3: There's I think watermelon has at least vitamin C in it. Oh,

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Speaker 3: it has something it's good for. We're going to have

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Speaker 4: I'm very excited about today's cast oftentimes, and I think

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Speaker 4: Lucy Goosey, I did you know any if you don't

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Speaker 3: Feet up, Chris, because our guest today has played clubs

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Speaker 3: and colleges all over the country. You might know him

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Speaker 3: from his podcast on the Exactly Right Media channel entitled

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Speaker 3: Waiting for Impact, one of the greatest limited series that

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Speaker 3: we have ever produced here at the Network, but you

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Speaker 3: might also know him from Esquire magazine or his days

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Speaker 3: as a VJ. Please welcome the illustrious David Holmes.

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Speaker 5: Karen, Chris, Hi, Hi, Hi. I was gonna say welcome.

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Speaker 2: It'll come in the future.

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Speaker 5: I think it will.

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Speaker 4: You've backed that up by being one of the only

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Speaker 4: Christmas parties I get invited to as your party. Oh wow,

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Speaker 4: there's that's a hell of a lot of backup right there.

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Speaker 4: You think I'm brushing off Christmas invites willing left and right, Nelly.

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Speaker 5: And it's a good party.

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Speaker 5: We just reserved our bartender. Oh you got to.

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Speaker 4: Get on it early.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. Wow. And they had kraft time, they had you

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Speaker 4: I have never heard an ill word about pickleball.

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Speaker 3: In my opinion, pickleball is somebody want. People love to

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's weird. This is this is slightly weirder because

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Speaker 4: Very good time. Whether it's a board game or the

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Speaker 4: I don't know what it is about me.

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Speaker 5: It's no, it's it's impossible, and you don't want to

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Speaker 3: suddenly you're great at tennis. Yes, because it's a whiffle

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Speaker 3: I've taken tennis lessons before and then just been like

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's great, and it seems to me, although I'm

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Speaker 5: difficult to take so seriously that you ruin everyone's day. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: Dave, I will absolutely buy a pickleball. I'll get the

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Speaker 2: I love it.

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Speaker 5: Great, great, Okay, I like several of my friends have

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Speaker 4: Get some white shorts. You gotta get white shorts.

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Speaker 5: I've got I've gotten very into like I'm uh like

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Speaker 4: Yeah they are. They are coming back. It's it's being

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Speaker 5: It has to be it's got to be.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, they got to be Corduroy.

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Speaker 5: It's got to be Clinton and Gore on the campaign

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Speaker 4: I don't know why I'm not. I do know why

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Speaker 4: I have tiny legs. I am cathless. Cathless, I am cathless.

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Speaker 4: I've done everything I can. Well, not lately, but in

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Speaker 5: Do you do a full workout pant?

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Speaker 4: I wear pants all the time, even golfing. I can't.

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Speaker 4: Anytime I'm looking down, if it's up, if i'm bird watching,

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I've never seen any shorts, now that you mention it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, no, no one has. Man, I've taken us down

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Speaker 2: You're just making statements about your legs. We don't know

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Speaker 3: If we agree with you, it's insulting exact, we argue.

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Speaker 4: We're I guess I'm sort of phishing for a What

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Speaker 4: are you talking about, Chris legs?

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Speaker 2: We've never seen your legs.

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Speaker 5: We haven't ever actually seen your legs.

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Speaker 4: That's my point.

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Speaker 2: See, I told you.

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Speaker 3: See wait, I'm I'm sorry because I had to put

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Speaker 2: Were you talking about that?

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Speaker 3: Because you're assuming if we play pickleball we have to

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Speaker 5: Yeah, no, I'm saying that that's what I will wear

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Speaker 2: Oh that's the Paul messcal part.

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Speaker 4: That's you got to go five inchines same now seven maybe. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's out, that's way out.

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Speaker 3: We played when I was in Hawaii, so it was

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Speaker 3: you don't think you're going to break a sweat much

442
00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:39,440
Speaker 3: less be like pouring sweat. But that's how truly good

443
00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:43,359
Speaker 3: of a workout it is. Yeah, Is that you literally

444
00:23:43,440 --> 00:23:44,840
Speaker 3: are like pouring sweat at the.

445
00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:45,159
Speaker 4: End of it.

446
00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:48,639
Speaker 5: Yeah. And it's never like I never felt like I

447
00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:51,720
Speaker 5: gotta sit down, you know, It's somewhere in between, like

448
00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:54,359
Speaker 5: it's definitely strenuous, but not so much so that you

449
00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:59,119
Speaker 5: like that you're rung out afterwards, but you definitely, Like

450
00:23:59,680 --> 00:24:02,400
Speaker 5: you're do you sweat you burned? Yes, you burn calories?

451
00:24:02,520 --> 00:24:04,760
Speaker 4: Do you have to go to a facility? Can you just?

452
00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:10,320
Speaker 4: Where do you play pickleball? Just tennis courts, okay, already

453
00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:13,720
Speaker 4: existing because the world when I was young, a racquetball

454
00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:16,400
Speaker 4: was a huge thing, and there was some giant facilities

455
00:24:16,880 --> 00:24:19,439
Speaker 4: and then for the last they're all closing now. But

456
00:24:19,680 --> 00:24:22,840
Speaker 4: even in my hometown there was just these giant buildings

457
00:24:22,880 --> 00:24:30,400
Speaker 4: with glass partition. And then I really felt bad for oh,

458
00:24:30,840 --> 00:24:35,280
Speaker 4: for instance, the courthouse and now it's a megachurch. See

459
00:24:35,280 --> 00:24:38,760
Speaker 4: that's what happens. People. You jump into these sports and

460
00:24:38,840 --> 00:24:42,320
Speaker 4: then they go extinct. I just I'm glad that pickleball

461
00:24:42,359 --> 00:24:44,120
Speaker 4: you can just do it in a field if you want.

462
00:24:44,760 --> 00:24:48,000
Speaker 5: Well, yeah, I mean okay, So I guess tennis courts

463
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:51,479
Speaker 5: are being turned into pickleball courts because the lines are

464
00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:55,879
Speaker 5: slightly different. Oh yeah, it's slightly different. So I was

465
00:24:55,960 --> 00:24:58,600
Speaker 5: just reading an article about how like the tennis community

466
00:24:58,680 --> 00:24:59,240
Speaker 5: is furious.

467
00:24:59,680 --> 00:25:03,560
Speaker 2: Oh course they are, because they already were though. That's

468
00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:05,879
Speaker 2: the thing about the tennis community.

469
00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:08,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, full of people with no sense of humor.

470
00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:13,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, it's just it's very elitist. It's just like, sorry,

471
00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:17,480
Speaker 3: you can't pretend aside from like what the Williams sisters

472
00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:20,959
Speaker 3: did for tennis needed to happen to tennis because it

473
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:24,919
Speaker 3: was literally a one percenter sport pastime.

474
00:25:25,080 --> 00:25:27,760
Speaker 4: Yeah right, Golf the thing I do all the time

475
00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:31,639
Speaker 4: and feel bad about. Yeah, but also a sport that

476
00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:35,359
Speaker 4: has changed. We'll talk about needing a facility. Every time

477
00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:37,679
Speaker 4: I do it, I feel guilty, like, oh, look at

478
00:25:37,680 --> 00:25:42,440
Speaker 4: this giant waste of water. Well, yeah, gigantic. I'm addicted

479
00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:45,280
Speaker 4: and I'm enjoying myself. But if you asked me three

480
00:25:45,359 --> 00:25:47,840
Speaker 4: years ago what I thought of golf, I would only

481
00:25:48,359 --> 00:25:52,840
Speaker 4: speak out in furious anger, like John McEnroe, who I

482
00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:55,879
Speaker 4: know is a tennis player, not a yes yes.

483
00:25:56,359 --> 00:26:00,320
Speaker 2: But also the fact that they're changing tennis courts in.

484
00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:04,760
Speaker 3: To pickleball courts just it speaks to the popularity because

485
00:26:05,320 --> 00:26:07,640
Speaker 3: it's not that different. We were using a tennis court

486
00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:10,439
Speaker 3: and it was essentially just it's the kind of like

487
00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:13,639
Speaker 3: inside doubles lines and you had to cut we had

488
00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:18,200
Speaker 3: to put down other rackets to represent the kitchen part,

489
00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:22,800
Speaker 3: but it was very workable. It's you know, it just

490
00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:25,680
Speaker 3: seems like it makes more sense because more people can

491
00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:28,280
Speaker 3: play pickleball than can play tennis.

492
00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:32,879
Speaker 5: Thank you. A tennis person quoted in this article said

493
00:26:34,240 --> 00:26:36,919
Speaker 5: that she didn't understand the popularity of pickleball, and then

494
00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:38,919
Speaker 5: she watched it and she was like, oh, it's for

495
00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:41,879
Speaker 5: people who want to play tennis but aren't athletes. And

496
00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:44,240
Speaker 5: it was like, yeah, that's exactly what it is. And

497
00:26:44,280 --> 00:26:47,600
Speaker 5: I know you think that that's like a burn, but like, no,

498
00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:51,080
Speaker 5: it isn't. We know that about ourselves and that's why fun.

499
00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:55,520
Speaker 3: And many of them are like older people who used

500
00:26:55,520 --> 00:26:59,119
Speaker 3: to play tennis and can't anymore. Yes, yeah, and then.

501
00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:02,520
Speaker 2: The people who like I could, but it's like I.

502
00:27:02,560 --> 00:27:05,160
Speaker 3: Truly don't understand the angle that you're supposed to hold

503
00:27:05,160 --> 00:27:09,520
Speaker 3: the racket at and you have to be not just

504
00:27:09,720 --> 00:27:13,560
Speaker 3: regular athletic, but tennis is insanely boring unless you are

505
00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:18,239
Speaker 3: like a tennis like a pro level player. It's like

506
00:27:18,359 --> 00:27:20,879
Speaker 3: you can't be mediocre and play tennis. It's a waste

507
00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:24,000
Speaker 3: of time, like just hitting the ned over and over whatever,

508
00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:27,000
Speaker 3: like having taken it in I took it as a

509
00:27:27,040 --> 00:27:29,600
Speaker 3: class in college because I wanted to play it and

510
00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:32,199
Speaker 3: I thought it would be such a good activity to

511
00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:33,439
Speaker 3: know how to play and then I was just like,

512
00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:34,160
Speaker 3: this sucks.

513
00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:36,200
Speaker 2: It's just like not fun.

514
00:27:36,640 --> 00:27:38,159
Speaker 4: Yeah, it is difficult.

515
00:27:38,359 --> 00:27:44,960
Speaker 5: We so from like freshman to senior year. Just before

516
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:47,879
Speaker 5: senior year of high school, my family moved to a

517
00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:51,359
Speaker 5: house that had a tennis court in the backyard. And

518
00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:54,000
Speaker 5: it sounds like we lived in some kind of crazy mansion.

519
00:27:54,119 --> 00:27:56,800
Speaker 5: It was not, but for whatever reason, like the people

520
00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:58,639
Speaker 5: who lived in this house built the tennis court in

521
00:27:58,680 --> 00:28:03,199
Speaker 5: the backyard, and and also it was like not a

522
00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:05,320
Speaker 5: good house for our family at all, which is why

523
00:28:05,359 --> 00:28:06,720
Speaker 5: we only lived there for like three years. So I

524
00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:09,199
Speaker 5: don't really understand why we did, but we did. And

525
00:28:09,280 --> 00:28:11,880
Speaker 5: I think my I think my mother's thought was like, oh,

526
00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:15,280
Speaker 5: we'll all start playing tennis because it's right there, and

527
00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:19,560
Speaker 5: then she like tore a ligament in her knee immediately. Yeah,

528
00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:23,639
Speaker 5: my brothers went off to college. I was like, I

529
00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:26,800
Speaker 5: don't really feel like it, and so it just really

530
00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:30,320
Speaker 5: sat like years went by when we just did not

531
00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:33,359
Speaker 5: go out there with a racket at all, because why

532
00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:36,760
Speaker 5: would you, Like, you know, hitting against a garage door

533
00:28:37,240 --> 00:28:39,040
Speaker 5: is one thing that's kind of fun. It will come

534
00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:39,840
Speaker 5: back and it's fun.

535
00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:41,920
Speaker 4: I do like doing that.

536
00:28:42,360 --> 00:28:45,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's fun. But like in a tennis court unless

537
00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:47,479
Speaker 5: you can get somebody to come and play with you,

538
00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:52,080
Speaker 5: which when you're like sixteen and don't play tennis is hard.

539
00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:56,560
Speaker 5: So yeah, anyway, it was a huge waste and we nothing.

540
00:28:57,080 --> 00:29:00,080
Speaker 4: Nothing's lonelier than that single guy in the tennis for

541
00:29:00,480 --> 00:29:04,280
Speaker 4: trying to hit to himself. The loneliness of the single

542
00:29:04,520 --> 00:29:06,760
Speaker 4: tennis player push an empty swing.

543
00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:12,920
Speaker 2: Dave, do you know what you're going to be for

544
00:29:13,440 --> 00:29:14,360
Speaker 2: Halloween this year?

545
00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:18,600
Speaker 5: Okay, here's here's let me. I'm gonna I'm gonna workshop this.

546
00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:22,320
Speaker 3: Okay, this is the place. This is You have no idea,

547
00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:23,440
Speaker 3: but this is the place.

548
00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:23,920
Speaker 2: To workshop this.

549
00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:27,600
Speaker 5: First of all, I hate dressing up. Same but okay,

550
00:29:27,760 --> 00:29:32,880
Speaker 5: do you remember in the seventies when if you wanted

551
00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:37,560
Speaker 5: to be C three po and your parents were not

552
00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:41,760
Speaker 5: going to help you make like a proper bespoke C

553
00:29:41,960 --> 00:29:44,840
Speaker 5: three po outfit, what you did was you went to

554
00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:47,560
Speaker 5: the drug store and there was a box that costs

555
00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:52,400
Speaker 5: like two dollars and it had a C three po mask, right, yeah,

556
00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:55,880
Speaker 5: and so that that would be like gold and very

557
00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:59,680
Speaker 5: very sharp plastic that would immediately start to like break

558
00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:03,160
Speaker 5: and and like give you Yeah, of course, tiny cuts

559
00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:07,280
Speaker 5: around your eyes yeah. And then then instead of a

560
00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:12,520
Speaker 5: C three PO like suit, it would be essentially like

561
00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:16,880
Speaker 5: a plastic smock. Yeah, also with a picture of C

562
00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:18,040
Speaker 5: three po on it.

563
00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:22,520
Speaker 4: Just printed onto a paper, Yeah, a plastic bag basically. Yeah,

564
00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:24,160
Speaker 4: not form fitting at all.

565
00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:28,600
Speaker 5: No, yep, your face is secrepo and your torso is

566
00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:33,080
Speaker 5: like C three po going like hey, like doing shruggy arms. Yeah,

567
00:30:33,280 --> 00:30:35,360
Speaker 5: and then a Star Wars logo and that was your

568
00:30:35,360 --> 00:30:36,440
Speaker 5: costume and that was.

569
00:30:36,520 --> 00:30:38,120
Speaker 4: In the back of your head. It's just a hair

570
00:30:38,320 --> 00:30:40,360
Speaker 4: and there's a rubber band because the mask is just

571
00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:44,040
Speaker 4: held on with weak elastic and two stables. Yeah, I'm familiar.

572
00:30:45,320 --> 00:30:52,120
Speaker 5: So what I'm thinking about doing is that but Scott.

573
00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:54,440
Speaker 4: Con so like James Conn's son.

574
00:30:54,840 --> 00:30:59,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, getting like a like printing a Scott Con mask

575
00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:02,120
Speaker 5: on like poster board, having like a rubber band around

576
00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:05,480
Speaker 5: the head, and then an oversized T shirt which I

577
00:31:05,520 --> 00:31:08,240
Speaker 5: would have airbrushed with like a picture of Scott Con,

578
00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:13,360
Speaker 5: you know, as whatever his character's name is in boiler room.

579
00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:16,360
Speaker 5: And then it's like, oh, I found my Scotts, my

580
00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:19,280
Speaker 5: Scott con costume from first grade. I'm just gonna wear

581
00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:21,760
Speaker 5: it again. And that's that I think is gonna be

582
00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:22,760
Speaker 5: my costume.

583
00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:25,200
Speaker 3: Scott con costume in first grade when he was also

584
00:31:25,240 --> 00:31:25,800
Speaker 3: in first one.

585
00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:26,880
Speaker 5: When he was also in first grade.

586
00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:31,040
Speaker 4: Yeah that yeah, that is that is what a seventies

587
00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:32,840
Speaker 4: a version of him before he was born.

588
00:31:33,360 --> 00:31:36,720
Speaker 5: Yeah, but but like fully from the movie boiler Room.

589
00:31:36,760 --> 00:31:39,200
Speaker 5: And then like a quote from his character in boiler

590
00:31:39,280 --> 00:31:41,160
Speaker 5: Room on the back which I don't know any but

591
00:31:41,240 --> 00:31:43,920
Speaker 5: it would be like, hey, we gotta go trade those

592
00:31:43,960 --> 00:31:47,880
Speaker 5: stocks or whatever, or like hey fuck you, I'm I'm

593
00:31:47,920 --> 00:31:50,040
Speaker 5: a stockbroker or what some kind of a line from

594
00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:51,880
Speaker 5: that verius I was riffing.

595
00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:56,000
Speaker 4: That's like my dinner with Andre lunchbox from Waiting for Guy,

596
00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:59,880
Speaker 4: just very specific. Why is that specific? Because we haven't

597
00:31:59,880 --> 00:32:01,320
Speaker 4: heard from him lately, That's why.

598
00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:06,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's on isn't he on Hawaii five O or whatever?

599
00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:08,520
Speaker 3: He's on one of those kinds of shows.

600
00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:11,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, which is either still on the air or has

601
00:32:11,560 --> 00:32:12,440
Speaker 5: been off the air for ten.

602
00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:17,000
Speaker 4: Years exactly, which, just like Bhones, you never know, Bones

603
00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:20,239
Speaker 4: could be on for another ten years, we would never know.

604
00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:23,440
Speaker 4: I think Never is one of the longest running shows ever,

605
00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:27,000
Speaker 4: right or maybe there it's done at the.

606
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:33,480
Speaker 5: Health Spot when I was at like again, yeah, it

607
00:32:33,520 --> 00:32:37,600
Speaker 5: was it was like the order a half hour before dinner,

608
00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:39,840
Speaker 5: and I was like, I had no one to talk to.

609
00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:41,920
Speaker 5: I was like, I was so tired of like bothering

610
00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:44,400
Speaker 5: this couple and uh. And so there was like a

611
00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:47,280
Speaker 5: USA Today from three days ago. I was like, oh, terrific,

612
00:32:47,320 --> 00:32:50,680
Speaker 5: let me catch up on the purple section and uh.

613
00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:56,200
Speaker 5: And it was marg Helgenberger reprising her role from CSI

614
00:32:56,640 --> 00:32:58,880
Speaker 5: in the new show c s I Vegas, which I

615
00:32:58,920 --> 00:33:02,240
Speaker 5: thought that cs I was always in Vegas, ye, And

616
00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:05,360
Speaker 5: I didn't know that Mark Helgenberger was no longer a

617
00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:06,880
Speaker 5: part of that show. But it was a long Q

618
00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:11,040
Speaker 5: and A with her about why she decided to come

619
00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:14,520
Speaker 5: back to the show and you know, like how her

620
00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:18,240
Speaker 5: wardrobe is different now and you know, and how the

621
00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:20,680
Speaker 5: characters in a kind of a new stage of life

622
00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:23,680
Speaker 5: and so she's making new decisions and I was like, wow, yeah,

623
00:33:23,880 --> 00:33:26,680
Speaker 5: that's but I truly I just assumed that that show

624
00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:28,920
Speaker 5: had always been on and that she had always been

625
00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:29,440
Speaker 5: a part of it.

626
00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:33,800
Speaker 3: That's such a perfect USA Today update, Like that's exactly

627
00:33:33,840 --> 00:33:37,840
Speaker 3: the information USA Today has for the USA.

628
00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:43,200
Speaker 5: Yes, in the four page life section, Like it's truly,

629
00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:46,680
Speaker 5: It's just it's just one giant sheet that's like one, two, three, four.

630
00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:54,400
Speaker 4: Yes, it's as relaxing as a massage exactly.

631
00:33:54,520 --> 00:33:57,120
Speaker 5: It is such a wonderful thing to pretend to read

632
00:33:57,640 --> 00:34:00,640
Speaker 5: while you bide your time before you get a small

633
00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:02,080
Speaker 5: portion of salmon for dinner.

634
00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:08,920
Speaker 3: I had a Mark Helgenberger anecdote, and the only reason

635
00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:10,840
Speaker 3: I was going to tell you about it is because

636
00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:14,799
Speaker 3: it involves Kate Schellenbach, who was the original drummer of

637
00:34:14,840 --> 00:34:18,560
Speaker 3: the Beast Boys and the drummer for Luscius Jackson, who

638
00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:20,960
Speaker 3: is now a television producer. And I used to work

639
00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:23,560
Speaker 3: with her when I worked on Ellen, and she at

640
00:34:23,560 --> 00:34:28,359
Speaker 3: the time was in the research department, and she those

641
00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:32,640
Speaker 3: researchers had to like they had like so many celebrities

642
00:34:32,680 --> 00:34:34,480
Speaker 3: that they had to research all day every day, and

643
00:34:34,480 --> 00:34:37,000
Speaker 3: it would drive them insane because they had to read that.

644
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:37,720
Speaker 2: That's the job.

645
00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:41,440
Speaker 3: You go and read every article about whatever celebrity is

646
00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:42,960
Speaker 3: going to be on and then you have to like

647
00:34:43,320 --> 00:34:46,239
Speaker 3: parse all that information, put a packet together and be

648
00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:48,360
Speaker 3: like this is everything you need to know. And so

649
00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:52,480
Speaker 3: all of the researchers would go like a little insane

650
00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:56,239
Speaker 3: when they had to research certain people, right, because they

651
00:34:56,520 --> 00:34:59,520
Speaker 3: just be like and so Kate had to research Mark

652
00:34:59,560 --> 00:35:04,879
Speaker 3: Helgenberg and couldn't stop just yelling the name marg Helgenberger

653
00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:08,560
Speaker 3: everywhere she went, and it became this weird kind of

654
00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:14,480
Speaker 3: Colin response where it'd be like, Mark Helgenberger, She's so

655
00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:18,000
Speaker 3: not worth telling that, but it's fun to talk about

656
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:23,320
Speaker 3: the fact that Kate Schellenbach transitioned from a very lucrative

657
00:35:23,480 --> 00:35:27,799
Speaker 3: and successful music career to a very lucrative and successful

658
00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:28,560
Speaker 3: television career.

659
00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:29,200
Speaker 2: I just love that.

660
00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:32,080
Speaker 5: And Mark Heltenberger was the gateway between.

661
00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:33,160
Speaker 2: And he made it happen.

662
00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:39,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, I okay. In the Larry Sanders Show, there is

663
00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:44,800
Speaker 5: a moment where the talent persons has studied up on

664
00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:48,920
Speaker 5: a person and gives the wrong note, gives that note

665
00:35:50,080 --> 00:35:53,239
Speaker 5: to Larry Sanders and he's like interviewing Nicolette Sheridan, but

666
00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:56,799
Speaker 5: it's the notes for Tory spelling, and she sees it

667
00:35:56,840 --> 00:35:58,759
Speaker 5: on the monitor and she realizes what she's done and

668
00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:02,680
Speaker 5: she just goes cop fuck. And that is my favorite

669
00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:08,640
Speaker 5: like swear word of all time. Cock fuck. Okay, So

670
00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:13,279
Speaker 5: long ago, I was at the Lulu's I want to

671
00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:16,759
Speaker 5: say on Beverly Yeah, yeah, yes, it was like it

672
00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:19,200
Speaker 5: was like a breakfast a lunch place. It's not there.

673
00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:21,000
Speaker 5: Ye showed me crazy. I used to love a good

674
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:24,200
Speaker 5: old scramble there. But I was. I was sitting there

675
00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:30,359
Speaker 5: having breakfast or lunch, and Scott con was also there.

676
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:34,280
Speaker 5: And then and and then somebody he got a call.

677
00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:37,600
Speaker 5: And then somebody pulled up like and parked at one

678
00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:41,960
Speaker 5: of the spaces near it, and Scott con pulled cash

679
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:46,160
Speaker 5: out of his pocket and was like and like counted

680
00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:50,879
Speaker 5: out a bunch of twenties and the car. Yeah, went

681
00:36:50,920 --> 00:36:52,960
Speaker 5: into this person's car and sat in the in the

682
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:57,120
Speaker 5: passenger seat and like plain a day, like head of

683
00:36:57,160 --> 00:36:59,520
Speaker 5: the person the money, and that person was like m

684
00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:03,960
Speaker 5: and counted it off and like Scott Cohn got something

685
00:37:04,480 --> 00:37:07,000
Speaker 5: back and was like shook a person's hand. Yeah. I

686
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:11,080
Speaker 5: mean it was just like the most out I mean

687
00:37:11,760 --> 00:37:15,759
Speaker 5: what it's to me looked like the most out in

688
00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:18,399
Speaker 5: the open like drug deal of all time.

689
00:37:19,040 --> 00:37:23,680
Speaker 4: Maybe he's a polo better glory is that non polo?

690
00:37:23,840 --> 00:37:25,920
Speaker 5: Right? Yeah? By the way, do you know you can

691
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:29,239
Speaker 5: just go up and watch Polo at that Santa Barbara? Uh,

692
00:37:29,840 --> 00:37:32,800
Speaker 5: like Polo field on the way up to Santa Barbara.

693
00:37:33,440 --> 00:37:37,120
Speaker 4: I really I think that's where I had polo lessons once.

694
00:37:37,600 --> 00:37:39,520
Speaker 5: Oh really, yeah.

695
00:37:39,239 --> 00:37:39,960
Speaker 2: Are they serious?

696
00:37:40,160 --> 00:37:42,600
Speaker 4: It was more I wanted to learn how to ride

697
00:37:42,600 --> 00:37:44,920
Speaker 4: a horse because I feel bad that I'm from Montana

698
00:37:45,080 --> 00:37:49,600
Speaker 4: and i've I've never had touched a horse. I mean,

699
00:37:49,640 --> 00:37:52,319
Speaker 4: I've petted horses, but I've never gotten up on their

700
00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:54,919
Speaker 4: back and I and it was just fun. I've talked

701
00:37:54,920 --> 00:37:57,319
Speaker 4: about this on this podcast too. But the horse was

702
00:37:57,360 --> 00:38:02,000
Speaker 4: so well trained at trying to teach humans to play

703
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:06,560
Speaker 4: polo that he would like kick the ball for me. Oh,

704
00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:09,480
Speaker 4: good job, that was all you, sir. But it was

705
00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:12,080
Speaker 4: I was like, it's very hard to hit with a

706
00:38:12,120 --> 00:38:15,359
Speaker 4: mound like a long mountain. Yeah, it looks, but the horse, Yeah,

707
00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:19,000
Speaker 4: the horse was great at polo. Yeah, I think that is. Yeah,

708
00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:21,240
Speaker 4: it's very near Malibu. It was in the mountains.

709
00:38:21,719 --> 00:38:24,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, this is like almost all the way up to

710
00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:27,520
Speaker 5: Santa Barbara. If you're going north on the one O one,

711
00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:30,239
Speaker 5: it's on the right, yep. And and it looks like

712
00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:32,319
Speaker 5: you wouldn't be able to just drive in and watch

713
00:38:32,360 --> 00:38:35,520
Speaker 5: a match, but you can't. You totally opened to the public.

714
00:38:35,560 --> 00:38:38,800
Speaker 5: It's open to the public, and Prince Harry is playing polo.

715
00:38:38,840 --> 00:38:42,640
Speaker 5: Now you can like go and see him play polo. Oh,

716
00:38:42,680 --> 00:38:43,560
Speaker 5: I have done this.

717
00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:45,680
Speaker 2: It's you've done that.

718
00:38:45,840 --> 00:38:46,399
Speaker 5: I've done it.

719
00:38:47,160 --> 00:38:49,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, that doesn't seem safe for Prince Harry. Do you

720
00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:52,200
Speaker 3: think we've we've got to have some people up in

721
00:38:52,239 --> 00:38:53,680
Speaker 3: the trees or whatever, right.

722
00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:59,680
Speaker 5: There's security around, Yeah, yeah, but everyone gets very dressy

723
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:05,680
Speaker 5: and at halftime or whatever it's called, and walk out

724
00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:09,879
Speaker 5: onto the field and you stomp the divots back in. Well,

725
00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:12,000
Speaker 5: bits of earth have been have been pulled up, and

726
00:39:12,080 --> 00:39:13,799
Speaker 5: so you go out and you stop them, and then

727
00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:17,840
Speaker 5: you go back to your seat in your fancy clothes.

728
00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:22,399
Speaker 3: These things because I remember working for some comedy show

729
00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:25,360
Speaker 3: and having to write jokes because there were celebrities that

730
00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:28,160
Speaker 3: had gone to a polo match back east and so

731
00:39:28,520 --> 00:39:31,759
Speaker 3: have for whatever reason, I had to go through and

732
00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:34,080
Speaker 3: look at it and write jokes about it. And it

733
00:39:34,160 --> 00:39:36,120
Speaker 3: brings up a feeling in me. And I think it's

734
00:39:36,160 --> 00:39:39,040
Speaker 3: because I grew up in Sonoma County, which was all cows,

735
00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:42,000
Speaker 3: and we were right next to Marin County, which is

736
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:45,960
Speaker 3: one of the richest concentrations of human beings on the planet,

737
00:39:46,600 --> 00:39:49,680
Speaker 3: or at least in America, and that feeling of like

738
00:39:49,719 --> 00:39:51,440
Speaker 3: if we had to go to Marinn for some reason,

739
00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:54,800
Speaker 3: you always just felt like you don't belong, you're poor,

740
00:39:55,040 --> 00:39:57,520
Speaker 3: and get out of here. Was always the vibe and

741
00:39:57,560 --> 00:40:00,600
Speaker 3: looking through those pictures where it's just like like that

742
00:40:00,719 --> 00:40:04,279
Speaker 3: idea of wanting to go and be around that it,

743
00:40:04,520 --> 00:40:07,360
Speaker 3: I would never want to. I would feel so bad

744
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:10,800
Speaker 3: in the parking lot. I would feel bad every moment

745
00:40:10,920 --> 00:40:13,960
Speaker 3: I was there. I would feel it would become this

746
00:40:14,160 --> 00:40:17,480
Speaker 3: Like I just think that is fascinating, where like that

747
00:40:17,560 --> 00:40:21,360
Speaker 3: aspirational aspect for some people is so alluring and for

748
00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:24,960
Speaker 3: me it's just like, oh it makes me feel terrible.

749
00:40:25,239 --> 00:40:27,879
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm in between. I don't aspire to it at all,

750
00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:29,840
Speaker 5: Like I don't like, I don't want to be one

751
00:40:29,880 --> 00:40:32,560
Speaker 5: of these like fancies. And that's actually what makes it

752
00:40:32,640 --> 00:40:35,799
Speaker 5: fun is that there are all of these people around

753
00:40:35,840 --> 00:40:39,359
Speaker 5: who are like super dressed and like trying to you know,

754
00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:42,759
Speaker 5: trying to network and whatever. And that's that to me

755
00:40:42,880 --> 00:40:45,759
Speaker 5: is really fun to watch. Plus it's just like it's

756
00:40:45,800 --> 00:40:48,800
Speaker 5: kind of a cool sport, you know, like it's interesting.

757
00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:52,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, how watching Horace's play a sport is cool?

758
00:40:52,520 --> 00:40:53,680
Speaker 5: It is kind of cool. Yeah.

759
00:40:53,760 --> 00:40:57,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, And that's the thing. I didn't you hear about

760
00:40:57,680 --> 00:40:59,759
Speaker 4: Malibu and you think surfing or you think of that

761
00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:05,160
Speaker 4: Ortney Love song, of course, but I right away there's

762
00:41:05,239 --> 00:41:08,000
Speaker 4: like an equestrian I think it's now a quick silver

763
00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:11,200
Speaker 4: surf shop, but there used to be like an equestrian

764
00:41:11,320 --> 00:41:15,759
Speaker 4: like feed store right along the pch there, and I

765
00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:18,160
Speaker 4: always wondered why. And then you go into what is

766
00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:20,160
Speaker 4: Malibu and you think it's going to be rich people

767
00:41:20,239 --> 00:41:22,960
Speaker 4: homes which are in the mountains or right by the beach,

768
00:41:23,239 --> 00:41:26,480
Speaker 4: but in the middle it's like farm community. Like it

769
00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:29,960
Speaker 4: is pretty much both those things happening.

770
00:41:30,680 --> 00:41:31,200
Speaker 5: It's gonna be.

771
00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:36,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it's really Malibu is not if you've never

772
00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:38,279
Speaker 4: been there, it's not what you think it's going to be.

773
00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:42,640
Speaker 4: It's like lots of animals.

774
00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:48,520
Speaker 3: To have horses is so wildly expensive, like you can't, no,

775
00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:51,520
Speaker 3: you can't casually. I remember trying to convince my mom

776
00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:53,839
Speaker 3: to get me a horse when I was like ten

777
00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:55,839
Speaker 3: years old, because I was like, I will beat it

778
00:41:55,960 --> 00:41:58,840
Speaker 3: every day and we could keep it aunt jeans or whatever.

779
00:41:58,880 --> 00:42:05,000
Speaker 3: She was like, do you understand how expensive like food, training, equipment,

780
00:42:05,120 --> 00:42:06,799
Speaker 3: like all of it.

781
00:42:07,040 --> 00:42:10,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, anything is yeah, yeah, you got to buy a trailer.

782
00:42:11,040 --> 00:42:14,520
Speaker 4: It's like getting into water skiing. Also buy a boat.

783
00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:15,600
Speaker 5: Mm hmm.

784
00:42:16,280 --> 00:42:18,359
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you can't just casually do it.

785
00:42:18,680 --> 00:42:21,239
Speaker 5: So I actually have a niece who's who's trying to

786
00:42:21,520 --> 00:42:23,799
Speaker 5: do that now. My youngest niece is trying it. Wants

787
00:42:23,840 --> 00:42:26,680
Speaker 5: a horse real bad. Yeah, and uh and she like

788
00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:27,960
Speaker 5: does ride and whatever.

789
00:42:28,239 --> 00:42:28,560
Speaker 3: Like my.

790
00:42:30,520 --> 00:42:33,200
Speaker 5: We were sort of like we grew up middle class,

791
00:42:33,560 --> 00:42:36,040
Speaker 5: but but my brothers and I all went to like

792
00:42:36,520 --> 00:42:40,160
Speaker 5: fancy schools kinda so we were you know, we weren't

793
00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:44,160
Speaker 5: like poor, and we weren't like visibly that much less

794
00:42:44,239 --> 00:42:46,400
Speaker 5: wealthy than anyone else, but like there there were you know,

795
00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:48,960
Speaker 5: we were with like the families of Saint Louis.

796
00:42:48,640 --> 00:42:55,360
Speaker 6: Which he gives a ship and so school that sounds fancy, Villa,

797
00:42:57,200 --> 00:43:01,160
Speaker 6: say it Villa and see I'm not fair.

798
00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:02,200
Speaker 4: I'm a country man.

799
00:43:02,920 --> 00:43:06,799
Speaker 5: Yeah that was. Yeah. After at seventh grade it became

800
00:43:06,840 --> 00:43:09,240
Speaker 5: an all girls school and the boys went off to

801
00:43:09,239 --> 00:43:13,000
Speaker 5: to Prairie. It was it was known as Villa, and

802
00:43:13,120 --> 00:43:16,319
Speaker 5: like I still don't understand how they managed to not

803
00:43:16,400 --> 00:43:20,359
Speaker 5: be called VD Girls School. And the initials are VD,

804
00:43:21,080 --> 00:43:25,560
Speaker 5: and that's what we called it in the eighties, was VD,

805
00:43:25,600 --> 00:43:29,279
Speaker 5: like it's SDDS now, but it was VD in the eighties. Yes,

806
00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:31,319
Speaker 5: and I don't. I don't know how we never made

807
00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:35,879
Speaker 5: that connection that that's good pr work to maybe now,

808
00:43:35,920 --> 00:43:39,480
Speaker 5: I mean it's but also unbelievably cruel in the manner

809
00:43:39,480 --> 00:43:41,680
Speaker 5: of teenagers, you know what I mean, I think somebody

810
00:43:41,719 --> 00:43:46,080
Speaker 5: would have gotten there. So yeah, So now I think

811
00:43:46,280 --> 00:43:49,040
Speaker 5: my oldest brother is going through that like he you know,

812
00:43:49,320 --> 00:43:51,799
Speaker 5: is he's doing well and the kids are going to

813
00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:53,840
Speaker 5: good schools. And I think the youngest daughter is like,

814
00:43:54,120 --> 00:43:57,239
Speaker 5: of course to complete the fantasy. But like, no, the

815
00:43:57,320 --> 00:43:58,360
Speaker 5: ship is too expensive.

816
00:43:58,560 --> 00:43:59,719
Speaker 2: It's so expensive.

817
00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:03,400
Speaker 4: Is that a sibling of your uh, notorious p I

818
00:44:03,520 --> 00:44:04,640
Speaker 4: g owning that?

819
00:44:05,080 --> 00:44:10,279
Speaker 5: Different? Different brother? Yeah, different brother. My nephew has a

820
00:44:10,560 --> 00:44:15,200
Speaker 5: restaurant in Missoula, a duo actually restaurants. Yeah, in Missoula

821
00:44:15,760 --> 00:44:17,759
Speaker 5: barbecue place. It's called Notorious p Ig.

822
00:44:18,520 --> 00:44:18,960
Speaker 2: Nice.

823
00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:23,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, and it's and it's everyone loves it. Everyone loves him.

824
00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:26,960
Speaker 4: He's part of the community. Was he from Missoula?

825
00:44:27,239 --> 00:44:30,799
Speaker 5: No, but but the like he went up there a lot.

826
00:44:30,920 --> 00:44:33,760
Speaker 5: My my brother took him up there a lot because

827
00:44:33,760 --> 00:44:37,120
Speaker 5: he like really took to fishing, and so he was

828
00:44:37,160 --> 00:44:43,480
Speaker 5: like this like fly fishing savants, like yeah, like it

829
00:44:43,680 --> 00:44:47,560
Speaker 5: like became a guide very young and uh and would

830
00:44:47,600 --> 00:44:49,279
Speaker 5: like spend summers up there and that kind of thing,

831
00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:51,440
Speaker 5: and so that part of the world like spoke to

832
00:44:51,480 --> 00:44:53,840
Speaker 5: him and he went to school there and decided to stay.

833
00:44:54,440 --> 00:44:55,879
Speaker 5: And his brother has now done the same.

834
00:44:56,200 --> 00:44:59,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, that riding a horse and fly fishing two things

835
00:44:59,840 --> 00:45:02,840
Speaker 4: that Missoula is famous for, and I had never done either.

836
00:45:03,280 --> 00:45:05,800
Speaker 4: And but everyone that was moving there that I like

837
00:45:05,880 --> 00:45:08,640
Speaker 4: Matt and college, they were there because of those things

838
00:45:08,840 --> 00:45:12,680
Speaker 4: or exactly, and I cannot maybe I appreciate.

839
00:45:12,200 --> 00:45:19,080
Speaker 5: It would go nuts fly fishing. I would have anxiety immediately,

840
00:45:19,640 --> 00:45:24,480
Speaker 5: just like the quiet and and just like the commitment,

841
00:45:24,600 --> 00:45:25,920
Speaker 5: the time commitment of it.

842
00:45:26,160 --> 00:45:27,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, I like just.

843
00:45:27,520 --> 00:45:30,040
Speaker 5: The idea of it. I can't sit with it. I'm

844
00:45:30,040 --> 00:45:31,760
Speaker 5: gonna have to do it at some point in my life.

845
00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:33,360
Speaker 5: You're gonna have There are too many people in my

846
00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:36,319
Speaker 5: family who love it that like it's it's amazing that

847
00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:38,080
Speaker 5: I've gotten away with it as long as I have.

848
00:45:38,280 --> 00:45:41,560
Speaker 4: But yeah, yeah, you just can't anything that requires ahead

849
00:45:41,560 --> 00:45:44,120
Speaker 4: of time. They warn you that you have to be patient.

850
00:45:44,920 --> 00:45:49,040
Speaker 5: It's not for me, No, absolutely, not, absolutely.

851
00:45:49,080 --> 00:45:54,960
Speaker 3: It feels like it's the kind of activity that I

852
00:45:55,040 --> 00:45:57,520
Speaker 3: like that we have several themes on the show Scot

853
00:45:57,560 --> 00:46:03,480
Speaker 3: con activities, elite to activities sources. But it feels like

854
00:46:03,520 --> 00:46:05,520
Speaker 3: the kind of thing where like it's like if you

855
00:46:05,680 --> 00:46:10,000
Speaker 3: are like a high pressure like a stock broker or

856
00:46:10,080 --> 00:46:11,640
Speaker 3: like you know what I mean, like you're on the

857
00:46:11,680 --> 00:46:17,280
Speaker 3: stock exchange, that's your vacation because you need this huge change. Yes,

858
00:46:17,320 --> 00:46:20,359
Speaker 3: Whereas like I feel like the lives that we very

859
00:46:20,400 --> 00:46:24,560
Speaker 3: intentionally chose for ourselves are like kind of fun based

860
00:46:24,760 --> 00:46:29,080
Speaker 3: lives anyway, So it's almost like going and then being sent.

861
00:46:28,880 --> 00:46:31,920
Speaker 2: To a river by yourself for us would be.

862
00:46:31,920 --> 00:46:36,120
Speaker 3: Punishment, but for the average like you know, cardiac surgeon,

863
00:46:36,320 --> 00:46:38,319
Speaker 3: it just be like get me out of here. That's

864
00:46:38,360 --> 00:46:42,440
Speaker 3: their way of like you know, yeah, that's their Vegas.

865
00:46:42,680 --> 00:46:45,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, and I that's great, but yeah no, the idea

866
00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:48,040
Speaker 5: of like that much time with my thoughts is like

867
00:46:48,080 --> 00:46:49,520
Speaker 5: that's I can't. I can't do it.

868
00:46:49,680 --> 00:46:52,719
Speaker 3: I do have a story about fly fishing, but it's

869
00:46:53,120 --> 00:46:54,840
Speaker 3: going to be a bummer.

870
00:46:56,080 --> 00:46:56,319
Speaker 5: Great.

871
00:46:56,800 --> 00:47:01,040
Speaker 3: A friend of my cousins who is also a huge equestrian.

872
00:47:01,160 --> 00:47:05,279
Speaker 3: In fact, my cousin, Stevie rode dressage and was like

873
00:47:05,360 --> 00:47:10,000
Speaker 3: sponsored by a very rich family and basically my sister

874
00:47:10,080 --> 00:47:12,560
Speaker 3: told me it called me recently like this.

875
00:47:12,480 --> 00:47:15,400
Speaker 2: Year in this year, she goes, did you know Stevie

876
00:47:15,480 --> 00:47:18,279
Speaker 2: was the national champion? And I was like, ahead's what.

877
00:47:19,120 --> 00:47:22,800
Speaker 3: We never We always saw his like blue ribbons and stuff.

878
00:47:23,480 --> 00:47:26,759
Speaker 3: But it was so such a reflection of the way

879
00:47:26,800 --> 00:47:29,440
Speaker 3: our families worked and the way things worked. But it

880
00:47:29,480 --> 00:47:32,279
Speaker 3: was just like he went off because he was so

881
00:47:32,480 --> 00:47:37,640
Speaker 3: good at that kind of horse riding and was like

882
00:47:37,719 --> 00:47:40,960
Speaker 3: a champion, and nobody in the family knew that for

883
00:47:41,080 --> 00:47:41,879
Speaker 3: a fact, and.

884
00:47:41,800 --> 00:47:43,080
Speaker 2: He never talked about it.

885
00:47:43,200 --> 00:47:44,920
Speaker 3: Then he just like stopped doing it and went to

886
00:47:45,560 --> 00:47:48,560
Speaker 3: cow Poly and like you know, went on with his

887
00:47:48,640 --> 00:47:51,600
Speaker 3: adult life. But like just recently, my sister's like, because

888
00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:53,040
Speaker 3: we knew he did it, and we knew he was

889
00:47:53,080 --> 00:47:55,160
Speaker 3: good at it, but we didn't know he was like

890
00:47:55,280 --> 00:47:58,200
Speaker 3: the he was number one in the nation for a while. Wow,

891
00:47:58,200 --> 00:47:59,920
Speaker 3: and I think he was like an alternate for the

892
00:48:00,040 --> 00:48:04,080
Speaker 3: Olympic team. Anyway, that wasn't the story, and we can

893
00:48:04,200 --> 00:48:05,360
Speaker 3: cut that out if necessary.

894
00:48:05,480 --> 00:48:07,239
Speaker 2: But he has a.

895
00:48:07,200 --> 00:48:09,120
Speaker 3: Friend and so he told us the story and it's

896
00:48:09,200 --> 00:48:12,160
Speaker 3: it's a real cringer, but kind of great. He has

897
00:48:12,200 --> 00:48:15,640
Speaker 3: a friend who's super rich and went on vacation, and

898
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:20,359
Speaker 3: his vacation it was like they got helicoptered into this

899
00:48:20,480 --> 00:48:23,560
Speaker 3: part of very remote Canada to go to like the

900
00:48:23,560 --> 00:48:27,239
Speaker 3: best fly fishing space or whatever. Right, So it's like,

901
00:48:27,800 --> 00:48:31,040
Speaker 3: so they're in a very remote area, they're at this.

902
00:48:31,120 --> 00:48:35,839
Speaker 2: River, they start fly fishing. This is the bad part.

903
00:48:35,880 --> 00:48:37,759
Speaker 3: So if you're a squeamish type of person, you don't

904
00:48:37,760 --> 00:48:38,879
Speaker 3: want to hear about stuff like this.

905
00:48:39,120 --> 00:48:40,600
Speaker 2: Get go away for a while.

906
00:48:42,160 --> 00:48:47,960
Speaker 4: Excuse me, no, not the gush.

907
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:50,719
Speaker 3: He's fly fishing and because that's the one where you

908
00:48:50,760 --> 00:48:53,880
Speaker 3: have to like cast out right and your little fake.

909
00:48:53,800 --> 00:48:55,920
Speaker 2: Fly is on the water right and you.

910
00:48:57,480 --> 00:49:00,719
Speaker 4: Sorry, eyelid, what I.

911
00:49:00,719 --> 00:49:04,120
Speaker 5: Was afraid of? Yep, but I thought certainly she wouldn't.

912
00:49:04,160 --> 00:49:07,560
Speaker 2: Oh she did, she would, and she did.

913
00:49:08,040 --> 00:49:13,160
Speaker 5: And how he's fine.

914
00:49:12,120 --> 00:49:14,400
Speaker 2: Everything's fine, and he's fine, and it was.

915
00:49:14,960 --> 00:49:17,719
Speaker 3: But basically they had to figure out how to get

916
00:49:17,840 --> 00:49:21,680
Speaker 3: back out, to get him to like a hospital and

917
00:49:22,800 --> 00:49:23,680
Speaker 3: the whole thing whatever.

918
00:49:23,719 --> 00:49:26,959
Speaker 2: Where It's like to me when he was.

919
00:49:26,840 --> 00:49:29,839
Speaker 3: In probably his early forties i think at the time,

920
00:49:30,320 --> 00:49:32,520
Speaker 3: so he's a you know, grown adult, But it was like,

921
00:49:32,840 --> 00:49:34,680
Speaker 3: that's the kind of thing where I'm always thinking of that.

922
00:49:35,440 --> 00:49:37,239
Speaker 3: I remember hearing that story, and then it's just like

923
00:49:37,280 --> 00:49:40,320
Speaker 3: you got to think about the exit if the entrance

924
00:49:40,400 --> 00:49:43,640
Speaker 3: is that involved where you have to hire like and

925
00:49:43,680 --> 00:49:47,879
Speaker 3: schedule the ride, then anything could happen once you're out there.

926
00:49:47,920 --> 00:49:50,480
Speaker 5: Of course, yeah, oh my god.

927
00:49:50,440 --> 00:49:51,320
Speaker 2: That's worst case.

928
00:49:51,440 --> 00:49:54,560
Speaker 4: But and it's always what I think of ever since

929
00:49:54,600 --> 00:49:58,600
Speaker 4: I first saw fishing, because they're when they're casting, they're

930
00:49:58,680 --> 00:50:01,799
Speaker 4: just they're doing all these actus whips. That's probably not

931
00:50:01,840 --> 00:50:04,640
Speaker 4: what it's called. But each time you're trying to get

932
00:50:05,160 --> 00:50:07,200
Speaker 4: the time I caught a fish, well, because I have

933
00:50:07,280 --> 00:50:09,680
Speaker 4: fly fished a couple of times, I just let the

934
00:50:09,719 --> 00:50:12,080
Speaker 4: thing rest on the water, and you're not supposed to

935
00:50:12,120 --> 00:50:15,000
Speaker 4: do that, and a fish jumped up and got it. Anyway,

936
00:50:15,200 --> 00:50:18,480
Speaker 4: you're supposed to have it like drift over the water

937
00:50:18,719 --> 00:50:21,520
Speaker 4: just like one inch in the same spot and taunt

938
00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:24,320
Speaker 4: them until they leap out of the water. The lazy

939
00:50:24,400 --> 00:50:27,719
Speaker 4: version is letting it just sit on the surface. But meanwhile,

940
00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:30,840
Speaker 4: I'm like, what if everyone stay far away from me,

941
00:50:30,880 --> 00:50:33,719
Speaker 4: I don't know where I'll be whipping this hook right?

942
00:50:34,239 --> 00:50:37,200
Speaker 4: Of course, a lip or an eyelid, of course, Oh

943
00:50:37,239 --> 00:50:37,560
Speaker 4: my god.

944
00:50:37,640 --> 00:50:39,320
Speaker 5: Well, at least it wasn't like the eye.

945
00:50:40,160 --> 00:50:41,000
Speaker 2: Correct.

946
00:50:41,360 --> 00:50:45,360
Speaker 5: That's worse. Yeah, okay, scenario, but that's I lit is

947
00:50:45,360 --> 00:50:47,600
Speaker 5: a pretty bad case scenario, terrible.

948
00:50:47,760 --> 00:50:51,160
Speaker 4: The silver lining there is fish. I don't think human

949
00:50:51,160 --> 00:50:52,680
Speaker 4: eyes are delicious they were.

950
00:50:52,680 --> 00:50:53,600
Speaker 5: Love, sure they do.

951
00:50:53,800 --> 00:50:57,560
Speaker 4: I'm sure they just whip above the water. Yeah, me. Right.

952
00:50:59,239 --> 00:51:02,200
Speaker 5: In the nineties, when I was in New York, like

953
00:51:02,280 --> 00:51:05,840
Speaker 5: my first like New York boyfriend was very fancy and

954
00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:10,680
Speaker 5: was from like the Philadelphia area, and he had a

955
00:51:10,719 --> 00:51:15,960
Speaker 5: cousin who who was like nationally ranked in dressage or so.

956
00:51:15,960 --> 00:51:19,640
Speaker 5: So we would go and it's very fancy, and so

957
00:51:19,680 --> 00:51:21,799
Speaker 5: we would go and see her sometimes if she was

958
00:51:21,840 --> 00:51:24,120
Speaker 5: like doing a thing that was near us, and I

959
00:51:25,200 --> 00:51:29,120
Speaker 5: maybe it was just this particular team or her whatever,

960
00:51:29,160 --> 00:51:31,279
Speaker 5: her people or whatever. I found it to be such

961
00:51:31,280 --> 00:51:39,120
Speaker 5: an unholy mix of like rich conservative ass holes and

962
00:51:39,760 --> 00:51:43,360
Speaker 5: gay men because because like the people, like the horse

963
00:51:43,480 --> 00:51:47,200
Speaker 5: groomers were always there and they were like these like

964
00:51:47,440 --> 00:51:49,480
Speaker 5: this species of gay man that I had never seen,

965
00:51:49,880 --> 00:51:53,800
Speaker 5: who were like you know, real ended horse grooming or whatever.

966
00:51:54,160 --> 00:51:57,640
Speaker 5: There was a couple that that like did this girl's

967
00:51:57,680 --> 00:52:00,440
Speaker 5: horse and whatever and like and that very can servative,

968
00:52:00,480 --> 00:52:05,120
Speaker 5: wealthy family. Like they were all close, but like you know,

969
00:52:05,160 --> 00:52:07,319
Speaker 5: they were referred to as like the boys, but like

970
00:52:07,400 --> 00:52:09,839
Speaker 5: not you know, not in a way that was like.

971
00:52:12,960 --> 00:52:17,680
Speaker 3: Because yeah, yeah, they're not allowed to call them the help.

972
00:52:17,760 --> 00:52:19,120
Speaker 3: That's why they called them the boy.

973
00:52:19,480 --> 00:52:22,839
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, and it's like they're not men really, so

974
00:52:23,120 --> 00:52:25,640
Speaker 5: like yeah, it was uh, it was that kind of thing,

975
00:52:25,680 --> 00:52:28,440
Speaker 5: and that made me like super uncomfortable. That was a

976
00:52:28,480 --> 00:52:30,440
Speaker 5: world that I was like, I don't I don't think

977
00:52:30,440 --> 00:52:33,120
Speaker 5: I want to. I don't want to intersect with this world.

978
00:52:33,120 --> 00:52:38,200
Speaker 4: No again, And I I think I think I'm right.

979
00:52:38,400 --> 00:52:41,120
Speaker 4: Where the horse is like kind of dancing. You're like

980
00:52:41,200 --> 00:52:45,520
Speaker 4: dancing and trotting, and is it like a dance performance

981
00:52:45,520 --> 00:52:46,480
Speaker 4: with a horse.

982
00:52:49,280 --> 00:52:49,640
Speaker 5: Jumping?

983
00:52:50,320 --> 00:52:50,960
Speaker 2: It's jumping.

984
00:52:51,040 --> 00:52:54,920
Speaker 3: So drissage is the one where they jump over like

985
00:52:54,960 --> 00:52:58,800
Speaker 3: the fake hedges and the white fence looking things and

986
00:52:58,840 --> 00:53:03,080
Speaker 3: stuff in a ring. Sorry, my cousin Stevie did cross

987
00:53:03,120 --> 00:53:06,759
Speaker 3: country where it's dressage out in the countryside, so you're

988
00:53:06,800 --> 00:53:09,359
Speaker 3: never in a it's not in an arena. You have

989
00:53:09,400 --> 00:53:14,520
Speaker 3: to go to people's ranches or gigantic estates and they

990
00:53:14,560 --> 00:53:17,640
Speaker 3: basically is like they started way back there and you

991
00:53:17,719 --> 00:53:19,920
Speaker 3: stand at one point to be there to see and

992
00:53:19,960 --> 00:53:24,760
Speaker 3: they're basically it's the most natural, like in nature version

993
00:53:24,880 --> 00:53:27,720
Speaker 3: of dressage where it's like they actually ride this horse

994
00:53:28,120 --> 00:53:30,720
Speaker 3: through a track in the countryside.

995
00:53:30,239 --> 00:53:33,440
Speaker 4: And have them jump over fences and not limbo bars.

996
00:53:34,400 --> 00:53:38,560
Speaker 3: Yep, yep, it's I mean, it's the kind of thing

997
00:53:38,560 --> 00:53:39,879
Speaker 3: where it's like it is so.

998
00:53:41,760 --> 00:53:44,640
Speaker 2: It's it is a complete lead. It's like polo tennis.

999
00:53:45,680 --> 00:53:48,520
Speaker 3: All of these horse sports, these are all things that

1000
00:53:48,560 --> 00:53:51,919
Speaker 3: are only for rich people. Yeah, or like have been

1001
00:53:52,680 --> 00:53:53,720
Speaker 3: have been in the past.

1002
00:53:54,200 --> 00:53:58,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I always like any any like horse back

1003
00:53:58,760 --> 00:54:02,440
Speaker 5: riding I've ever done, I just feel bad, Yes, Like

1004
00:54:02,520 --> 00:54:04,719
Speaker 5: I just always feel like this horse would rather be

1005
00:54:04,719 --> 00:54:08,520
Speaker 5: doing something else. You know. The idea of like a

1006
00:54:08,640 --> 00:54:14,359
Speaker 5: broken horse is so heartbreaking to me, the idea of

1007
00:54:14,400 --> 00:54:16,520
Speaker 5: just like I don't even have a will anymore, but

1008
00:54:16,640 --> 00:54:19,160
Speaker 5: like maybe there's a dream and a memory somewhere deep

1009
00:54:19,160 --> 00:54:21,279
Speaker 5: in there that's like I could run free, but now

1010
00:54:21,320 --> 00:54:24,040
Speaker 5: I can't. Like when it's a pony rides at the

1011
00:54:24,080 --> 00:54:27,440
Speaker 5: farmers market a boulevard and they're just like they're just

1012
00:54:27,600 --> 00:54:31,160
Speaker 5: shamed up and joyless, and the kid on their back

1013
00:54:31,200 --> 00:54:31,919
Speaker 5: doesn't even care.

1014
00:54:32,239 --> 00:54:35,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just it's it's just like an elephant at

1015
00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:38,640
Speaker 4: a circus. Yeah, it's just zoo.

1016
00:54:39,880 --> 00:54:42,600
Speaker 5: There's a little there's a little at the farmer's market

1017
00:54:42,680 --> 00:54:46,359
Speaker 5: on Sunday, mornings on Venture Place in Studio City. There's

1018
00:54:46,400 --> 00:54:49,520
Speaker 5: a little train and it's not even really a train.

1019
00:54:49,560 --> 00:54:51,840
Speaker 5: It's just like a little tiny it's like a truck,

1020
00:54:51,880 --> 00:54:55,080
Speaker 5: but it's shaped like a train and it takes.

1021
00:54:54,239 --> 00:54:56,280
Speaker 4: Block and disappointing trains.

1022
00:54:56,480 --> 00:54:57,920
Speaker 5: No, it's very disappointing train.

1023
00:54:57,920 --> 00:55:00,319
Speaker 4: It's got tires, yes, yeah.

1024
00:55:00,560 --> 00:55:03,200
Speaker 5: And I was there a couple of weeks ago and

1025
00:55:03,239 --> 00:55:06,560
Speaker 5: the train had like one solitary kid in it and

1026
00:55:06,600 --> 00:55:09,120
Speaker 5: I was like this, I'm in heaven. And the kid

1027
00:55:09,239 --> 00:55:10,799
Speaker 5: was just like I don't want to be doing this.

1028
00:55:11,360 --> 00:55:13,360
Speaker 5: The driver didn't want to be doing it. It was

1029
00:55:13,480 --> 00:55:17,160
Speaker 5: just like it was such a fucking chore for you both.

1030
00:55:17,560 --> 00:55:19,680
Speaker 5: And I was like, oh, this is this is a gift.

1031
00:55:20,320 --> 00:55:26,160
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, than solo pickleball person. That's just the one

1032
00:55:26,280 --> 00:55:27,239
Speaker 4: person in the train.

1033
00:55:28,560 --> 00:55:31,360
Speaker 3: Because it's also because it's a child.

1034
00:55:31,600 --> 00:55:33,840
Speaker 4: Shots at the last car to the caboose.

1035
00:55:33,960 --> 00:55:36,320
Speaker 5: It had to be right, no, right in the middle,

1036
00:55:36,400 --> 00:55:37,800
Speaker 5: right in the middle, a sensible middle.

1037
00:55:38,040 --> 00:55:41,080
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, why not? Other people might show up.

1038
00:55:41,640 --> 00:55:46,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, once it's in motion, I don't really but but

1039
00:55:46,640 --> 00:55:48,400
Speaker 5: you know, the kid was too young to be self

1040
00:55:48,400 --> 00:55:52,759
Speaker 5: conscious about being alone on a thing, which like after

1041
00:55:52,760 --> 00:55:55,319
Speaker 5: a round age twelve, it's like, Oh, everyone's looking at

1042
00:55:55,320 --> 00:55:56,920
Speaker 5: me and they don't think I have any friends and

1043
00:55:57,040 --> 00:55:58,239
Speaker 5: I can yeah, yeah, do this.

1044
00:55:59,160 --> 00:55:59,880
Speaker 2: You know what's funny.

1045
00:56:00,320 --> 00:56:02,880
Speaker 3: My niece, who is an only child, used to have

1046
00:56:02,920 --> 00:56:05,120
Speaker 3: to do stuff by herself, and I would get so

1047
00:56:05,360 --> 00:56:10,799
Speaker 3: much like secondhand vicarious self consciousness, or she doesn't like this,

1048
00:56:10,880 --> 00:56:12,120
Speaker 3: she's unhappy.

1049
00:56:11,680 --> 00:56:13,959
Speaker 2: I did it. But there aren't those kids.

1050
00:56:13,760 --> 00:56:15,920
Speaker 3: And maybe like when you're an only child or whatever

1051
00:56:15,960 --> 00:56:17,439
Speaker 3: where just like, yeah, it's fun.

1052
00:56:17,440 --> 00:56:18,719
Speaker 2: I don't care like she.

1053
00:56:19,560 --> 00:56:21,960
Speaker 3: My sister and I definitely had many of the same

1054
00:56:22,040 --> 00:56:25,279
Speaker 3: neurosis watching my niece grow up. My sister and I

1055
00:56:25,280 --> 00:56:27,120
Speaker 3: would just be like, look at her, she doesn't have

1056
00:56:27,200 --> 00:56:29,600
Speaker 3: any of our problems. Like she would just go and

1057
00:56:29,640 --> 00:56:32,239
Speaker 3: stand and you know, wait around for the pony and

1058
00:56:32,239 --> 00:56:34,080
Speaker 3: then it'd be her turn and she'd just be like

1059
00:56:34,160 --> 00:56:36,399
Speaker 3: this is great, and it would it's like they don't

1060
00:56:36,440 --> 00:56:37,239
Speaker 3: know the difference.

1061
00:56:37,840 --> 00:56:41,080
Speaker 5: I love that guy. That's magical. There was a kid

1062
00:56:41,120 --> 00:56:43,440
Speaker 5: in my in my class in high school who I

1063
00:56:43,520 --> 00:56:46,759
Speaker 5: will never forget. This is good Derek. And my friend

1064
00:56:46,760 --> 00:56:48,080
Speaker 5: Ned and I were talking to him and we're like,

1065
00:56:48,080 --> 00:56:49,600
Speaker 5: what did you do over the weekend? And he was like,

1066
00:56:49,719 --> 00:56:52,360
Speaker 5: I went to whatever, see whatever movie and we're like

1067
00:56:52,360 --> 00:56:54,160
Speaker 5: who with and he was like I just went by myself,

1068
00:56:54,440 --> 00:56:58,120
Speaker 5: and we were like like what, like like did you

1069
00:56:58,200 --> 00:57:01,839
Speaker 5: like what if you saw people like I just went

1070
00:57:01,880 --> 00:57:04,359
Speaker 5: to movies and so like as ned and I walked

1071
00:57:04,400 --> 00:57:06,920
Speaker 5: away ned like WHI was springing in my ear. I

1072
00:57:06,920 --> 00:57:10,919
Speaker 5: didn't even go to Blockbuster Video alone, so I either

1073
00:57:11,400 --> 00:57:14,120
Speaker 5: like just because at that at like sixteen, the idea

1074
00:57:14,160 --> 00:57:18,080
Speaker 5: of being like spotted alone, Yeah, people will talk about you.

1075
00:57:18,640 --> 00:57:20,160
Speaker 4: Yeah. When I was a kid, I was alone all

1076
00:57:20,200 --> 00:57:22,920
Speaker 4: the time. I had an imaginary friend. His name was Chuck,

1077
00:57:23,040 --> 00:57:26,560
Speaker 4: and I remember being very happy. But yeah, once you're

1078
00:57:26,600 --> 00:57:28,400
Speaker 4: in high school, if you're alone.

1079
00:57:28,840 --> 00:57:32,240
Speaker 5: The virus of self consciousness, yeah, affects you.

1080
00:57:32,360 --> 00:57:35,320
Speaker 4: Oh god, but not some kids. I had a door

1081
00:57:35,360 --> 00:57:38,480
Speaker 4: to door sales job as like coupon books, I think,

1082
00:57:38,520 --> 00:57:40,800
Speaker 4: and I went I recognized a kid from my high

1083
00:57:40,800 --> 00:57:45,080
Speaker 4: school that wasn't that popular, and it was the saddest

1084
00:57:45,080 --> 00:57:47,160
Speaker 4: thing ever. He is in his yard and he had

1085
00:57:47,160 --> 00:57:50,080
Speaker 4: a baseball mit and he was just throwing a ball

1086
00:57:50,120 --> 00:57:53,360
Speaker 4: into the air and then running and catching it. And

1087
00:57:53,440 --> 00:57:56,080
Speaker 4: then I was like, hey, Shannon, and I waved to

1088
00:57:56,200 --> 00:57:58,320
Speaker 4: him and he threw me the ball and I caught it,

1089
00:57:58,760 --> 00:58:00,480
Speaker 4: and then I threw it to him and like went

1090
00:58:00,560 --> 00:58:02,960
Speaker 4: over his fence and into a ditch. And then he

1091
00:58:03,080 --> 00:58:06,400
Speaker 4: is by himself without his ball, and I was like, well,

1092
00:58:06,440 --> 00:58:08,720
Speaker 4: my work here is done. I just made his life

1093
00:58:09,760 --> 00:58:12,880
Speaker 4: even sadder. I will. I think about that all the time.

1094
00:58:12,920 --> 00:58:17,200
Speaker 4: And I visibly flinch because oh, he was like, oh

1095
00:58:17,240 --> 00:58:19,120
Speaker 4: I'm playing with someone, and I'm like, no, I'm just

1096
00:58:19,120 --> 00:58:21,760
Speaker 4: going to get rid of your ball. See you later. Wait.

1097
00:58:21,920 --> 00:58:25,479
Speaker 4: But no, God, no, I just.

1098
00:58:25,680 --> 00:58:28,200
Speaker 5: Uh, you know, because there are kids who would.

1099
00:58:28,400 --> 00:58:30,320
Speaker 2: Yes, they are like the standard.

1100
00:58:30,480 --> 00:58:32,720
Speaker 4: I think a lot of kids were not very nice

1101
00:58:32,760 --> 00:58:39,160
Speaker 4: to Shannon. Uh, And I always noticed that. I hope

1102
00:58:39,160 --> 00:58:40,920
Speaker 4: he's like a brilliant I think he wanted to be

1103
00:58:40,960 --> 00:58:43,919
Speaker 4: an engineer. I hope he's very successful now. But yeah,

1104
00:58:44,080 --> 00:58:46,600
Speaker 4: I took out a baseball threw it in a ditch.

1105
00:58:47,680 --> 00:58:48,720
Speaker 4: Oh god, I'm sorry.

1106
00:58:48,720 --> 00:58:50,520
Speaker 5: Shannon got to be strong to be a male Shannon.

1107
00:58:50,640 --> 00:58:51,120
Speaker 2: That's right.

1108
00:58:51,440 --> 00:58:54,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah he was. He was. He could tell he

1109
00:58:54,240 --> 00:58:55,040
Speaker 4: was a big kid.

1110
00:58:56,280 --> 00:58:59,320
Speaker 5: Uh. I'm I ask, what are you costuming?

1111
00:58:59,400 --> 00:59:03,840
Speaker 4: As I've already just take it. I mean, I I

1112
00:59:03,920 --> 00:59:06,240
Speaker 4: mean it's in the background here. I don't know if

1113
00:59:06,280 --> 00:59:06,800
Speaker 4: you can.

1114
00:59:06,760 --> 00:59:08,280
Speaker 5: See a tree, a tree.

1115
00:59:08,360 --> 00:59:09,520
Speaker 4: Well, it's a light.

1116
00:59:09,800 --> 00:59:10,520
Speaker 5: Are you a desk?

1117
00:59:10,760 --> 00:59:13,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's too hard to see there. I'm a I'm

1118
00:59:13,160 --> 00:59:17,520
Speaker 4: a it's a toilet, and I'm a dead recently deceased

1119
00:59:17,520 --> 00:59:21,360
Speaker 4: Elvis sitting on a toilet, fake Walvis legs. I got

1120
00:59:21,360 --> 00:59:24,560
Speaker 4: the foam. I'm about to carve the Elvis's legs and

1121
00:59:24,640 --> 00:59:28,680
Speaker 4: my legs, of course in white tights, are the are

1122
00:59:28,720 --> 00:59:31,480
Speaker 4: the legs of the toilet. So it's the optical illusion

1123
00:59:31,520 --> 00:59:34,880
Speaker 4: of hey, there's Elvis on a walking toilet monster.

1124
00:59:35,640 --> 00:59:38,920
Speaker 5: But you can give Elvis like a sturdy calf just

1125
00:59:38,960 --> 00:59:41,480
Speaker 5: to just so you can like have the experience.

1126
00:59:41,560 --> 00:59:44,320
Speaker 4: Right, this is a good way for me to Yeah,

1127
00:59:44,360 --> 00:59:48,920
Speaker 4: I curiously relive my calves through Elvis. They're going to

1128
00:59:48,920 --> 00:59:52,520
Speaker 4: be big, bulbous and vainy. And I got a little

1129
00:59:52,560 --> 00:59:56,080
Speaker 4: carving knife that is specifically for foam rubber. I went

1130
00:59:56,120 --> 00:59:58,320
Speaker 4: to Michael I know you're not supposed to go to Michael's,

1131
00:59:58,400 --> 00:59:59,960
Speaker 4: but God, it was like a wonderland.

1132
01:00:00,040 --> 01:00:03,160
Speaker 2: And I what do you mean, well, you're thinking of

1133
01:00:03,240 --> 01:00:03,920
Speaker 2: hobby Lobby.

1134
01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:06,880
Speaker 4: Oh, I was at hobby Lobby. That was a test

1135
01:00:06,960 --> 01:00:10,560
Speaker 4: if you're knowledge one. Oh God, and that place is

1136
01:00:10,680 --> 01:00:14,400
Speaker 4: just amazing. I know that every purchase there, they send

1137
01:00:14,440 --> 01:00:18,880
Speaker 4: a dollar to the enforcement of unwanted child being born

1138
01:00:18,960 --> 01:00:22,440
Speaker 4: and all these terrible things and they but oh my god,

1139
01:00:22,640 --> 01:00:26,240
Speaker 4: I love that place so much. And all I befriended

1140
01:00:26,280 --> 01:00:29,240
Speaker 4: all these ladies that were like, they have dollhouse stuff too,

1141
01:00:29,280 --> 01:00:32,240
Speaker 4: and I'm like, I know if I had a great time,

1142
01:00:32,320 --> 01:00:35,600
Speaker 4: but they had everything I needed. I'm very I enjoy

1143
01:00:35,840 --> 01:00:39,520
Speaker 4: crafts and so yes, that is my Elvis dying on

1144
01:00:39,560 --> 01:00:43,760
Speaker 4: a toilet as my cost Wow. And it's really coming along.

1145
01:00:43,840 --> 01:00:46,160
Speaker 4: It was looking pretty grim in the last couple of days.

1146
01:00:47,280 --> 01:00:50,320
Speaker 4: But I have everything I need now. And I don't

1147
01:00:50,400 --> 01:00:53,120
Speaker 4: know how I'm getting any parties. I will have to

1148
01:00:53,160 --> 01:00:57,200
Speaker 4: rent an uber Suv to bring this. It's larger than

1149
01:00:57,240 --> 01:01:00,920
Speaker 4: a real toilet, and they're the legs are larger than

1150
01:01:01,000 --> 01:01:04,560
Speaker 4: Elvis's legs. Everything's a little too big. I don't know

1151
01:01:04,560 --> 01:01:07,680
Speaker 4: how I'm getting anywhere. But I'm going to three parties.

1152
01:01:07,720 --> 01:01:11,280
Speaker 4: One of them is a costume contest, and I am

1153
01:01:11,400 --> 01:01:13,680
Speaker 4: going to win it. It's the most confident I've ever

1154
01:01:13,760 --> 01:01:17,200
Speaker 4: been about anything, and it's very exciting. Yeah, it is.

1155
01:01:17,360 --> 01:01:18,080
Speaker 4: It is to me.

1156
01:01:18,440 --> 01:01:21,120
Speaker 2: I'm going to be James Kahn. That's what I've just said.

1157
01:01:21,040 --> 01:01:22,880
Speaker 5: Yea perfect couple.

1158
01:01:23,400 --> 01:01:25,920
Speaker 2: James Smock during this episode.

1159
01:01:26,080 --> 01:01:33,360
Speaker 5: Ye great, James con and the Playboy mansion grotto. Yeah,

1160
01:01:33,400 --> 01:01:35,480
Speaker 5: in nineteen seventy eight, just living.

1161
01:01:35,480 --> 01:01:39,840
Speaker 2: Please James James Kahn from The Godfather one great.

1162
01:01:40,080 --> 01:01:43,440
Speaker 4: Please tell me, Dave, you really are making this gouty

1163
01:01:43,520 --> 01:01:44,880
Speaker 4: con mask and costume.

1164
01:01:45,120 --> 01:01:45,880
Speaker 5: No, I really am.

1165
01:01:46,040 --> 01:01:49,160
Speaker 4: That's great. I'm so happy. I think that's a great idea.

1166
01:01:49,680 --> 01:01:51,920
Speaker 5: I do need to find somebody who can airbrush T

1167
01:01:52,080 --> 01:01:54,520
Speaker 5: shirts like it turns out I don't live on a

1168
01:01:54,640 --> 01:01:56,760
Speaker 5: boardwalk so like I do.

1169
01:01:56,960 --> 01:02:01,480
Speaker 3: Although you live close to a landlocked boardwalk, which is

1170
01:02:01,840 --> 01:02:05,400
Speaker 3: Universal City Walk, there's no way they don't have something

1171
01:02:05,480 --> 01:02:06,080
Speaker 3: like that up there.

1172
01:02:06,080 --> 01:02:07,280
Speaker 2: Don't you think they have to?

1173
01:02:07,440 --> 01:02:07,560
Speaker 4: Oh?

1174
01:02:07,600 --> 01:02:08,200
Speaker 5: I bet they do.

1175
01:02:08,720 --> 01:02:11,640
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, I have good news and bad news. I'm

1176
01:02:11,680 --> 01:02:14,800
Speaker 4: great with an airbrush. Bad news is don't own one.

1177
01:02:15,040 --> 01:02:18,240
Speaker 4: Hard to come by them.

1178
01:02:17,120 --> 01:02:22,960
Speaker 3: Sorry, Venice Beach, Yep or Universal City.

1179
01:02:23,360 --> 01:02:27,160
Speaker 5: Okay, okay. I I did do a search for T

1180
01:02:27,280 --> 01:02:30,479
Speaker 5: shirt airbrushing in North Hollywood and there was some guy

1181
01:02:30,480 --> 01:02:32,400
Speaker 5: who did it out of his apartment. But he's traveling

1182
01:02:32,440 --> 01:02:32,800
Speaker 5: this week.

1183
01:02:35,640 --> 01:02:40,600
Speaker 4: T shirt airbrush expos overseas. Yeah, they like to get together.

1184
01:02:41,160 --> 01:02:43,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's going to meet up with the guys talk

1185
01:02:43,040 --> 01:02:44,160
Speaker 3: about airbrush stuff.

1186
01:02:44,840 --> 01:02:48,360
Speaker 5: Oh. Also, this has nothing to do with Halloween. But

1187
01:02:48,720 --> 01:02:53,440
Speaker 5: I just want to toot my horn please. In January,

1188
01:02:54,840 --> 01:02:56,480
Speaker 5: and this will be the second time I've done this,

1189
01:02:57,120 --> 01:03:02,160
Speaker 5: I will be in Las Vegas, right. I have a

1190
01:03:02,240 --> 01:03:06,400
Speaker 5: job writing the podium banter for the Gay Porn Awards

1191
01:03:06,760 --> 01:03:10,320
Speaker 5: Nice twenty twenty three Gay Porn Awards Nice, which I

1192
01:03:10,360 --> 01:03:14,520
Speaker 5: also did in twenty twenty just before the world shut down.

1193
01:03:15,640 --> 01:03:18,560
Speaker 5: In twenty one and twenty two they did it remotely

1194
01:03:18,640 --> 01:03:22,680
Speaker 5: and just used my jokes again. So three years in

1195
01:03:22,720 --> 01:03:25,280
Speaker 5: a row, the same jokes. So I'm coming back and

1196
01:03:25,320 --> 01:03:28,760
Speaker 5: I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna change them up ever

1197
01:03:28,840 --> 01:03:29,400
Speaker 5: so slightly.

1198
01:03:29,520 --> 01:03:30,480
Speaker 2: That's so exciting.

1199
01:03:30,840 --> 01:03:31,520
Speaker 5: It's very cool.

1200
01:03:31,600 --> 01:03:33,720
Speaker 4: Are you writing Do you know who you're writing for

1201
01:03:33,800 --> 01:03:35,040
Speaker 4: yet or not yet?

1202
01:03:35,120 --> 01:03:37,280
Speaker 5: The the nominees have not been announced, the presenters have

1203
01:03:37,360 --> 01:03:38,080
Speaker 5: not been announced.

1204
01:03:38,320 --> 01:03:41,200
Speaker 3: But you know the favorites, I mean, from this past year,

1205
01:03:41,360 --> 01:03:42,960
Speaker 3: people have really been standouts.

1206
01:03:43,240 --> 01:03:46,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, definitely, I mean, I yeah, I'm like, I'm keeping

1207
01:03:46,040 --> 01:03:48,680
Speaker 5: my ear to the ground. Great as far as you know,

1208
01:03:49,440 --> 01:03:52,280
Speaker 5: buzz and you know, like who they're putting forward and

1209
01:03:52,320 --> 01:03:55,920
Speaker 5: all that. So yeah, so I will know. Dan van

1210
01:03:56,040 --> 01:03:59,000
Speaker 5: Kirk has for several years written the I had done

1211
01:03:59,040 --> 01:04:01,520
Speaker 5: this for like the the A v Ns, which are

1212
01:04:01,560 --> 01:04:04,720
Speaker 5: like the big Yeah yeah yea, the Straight Porn Awards

1213
01:04:04,760 --> 01:04:08,280
Speaker 5: and also Lesbian Porn Awards. The Gay Porn Awards are

1214
01:04:08,360 --> 01:04:12,600
Speaker 5: just man on man everything else, anything true, that is true,

1215
01:04:12,760 --> 01:04:14,120
Speaker 5: anything straight.

1216
01:04:13,880 --> 01:04:18,120
Speaker 4: Man is included in the adult probably because the majority

1217
01:04:18,160 --> 01:04:23,040
Speaker 4: of the audience for Girl and Girl is just straight. Yeah.

1218
01:04:23,040 --> 01:04:25,160
Speaker 4: You would think I don't know that. I'm not looking

1219
01:04:25,200 --> 01:04:28,280
Speaker 4: at the information or have personal knowledge, but I.

1220
01:04:28,400 --> 01:04:33,680
Speaker 2: Guess you do. I love the stuff, but that's such

1221
01:04:33,720 --> 01:04:34,960
Speaker 2: a street anyway.

1222
01:04:34,960 --> 01:04:38,600
Speaker 5: God, it's weird you No, it's real weird. Yeah, yeah,

1223
01:04:38,760 --> 01:04:40,520
Speaker 5: I'm excited about it.

1224
01:04:41,160 --> 01:04:43,320
Speaker 4: That's what a perfect fun writing.

1225
01:04:44,200 --> 01:04:47,480
Speaker 5: So dumb, it's so dumb and so much fun. And

1226
01:04:47,560 --> 01:04:51,320
Speaker 5: like the the executive producer at least last time, and

1227
01:04:51,360 --> 01:04:53,760
Speaker 5: I'm sure he's gonna be this way. I like, turned

1228
01:04:53,840 --> 01:04:56,400
Speaker 5: some stuff in and it's like less words, less words,

1229
01:04:57,600 --> 01:05:00,640
Speaker 5: less words. No, these are not these are not.

1230
01:05:00,640 --> 01:05:05,680
Speaker 4: Readers basically saying make it easier for yourself, yes.

1231
01:05:05,440 --> 01:05:09,280
Speaker 2: And them and the people primarily is there a teleprompter

1232
01:05:09,520 --> 01:05:12,760
Speaker 2: they have to that's amazing.

1233
01:05:13,640 --> 01:05:16,600
Speaker 4: How many times are you going to use the word jizz.

1234
01:05:17,880 --> 01:05:20,040
Speaker 5: You see, I don't. I don't. I don't like to

1235
01:05:20,080 --> 01:05:20,360
Speaker 5: do that.

1236
01:05:20,480 --> 01:05:24,160
Speaker 4: I like to elevate, I know it respectfully.

1237
01:05:24,240 --> 01:05:27,600
Speaker 5: Yes, of course, I like to suggest.

1238
01:05:27,400 --> 01:05:30,600
Speaker 3: He pretends just oscars and it's just a different topic.

1239
01:05:30,840 --> 01:05:33,280
Speaker 2: It's the same. It's the same vibe.

1240
01:05:33,520 --> 01:05:38,000
Speaker 5: Oscar vibes, basic vibes, the same basic vibe. Red carpet

1241
01:05:38,040 --> 01:05:41,600
Speaker 5: is you know, very different, but it's the same vibe.

1242
01:05:42,040 --> 01:05:43,440
Speaker 2: Is Are you the only writer?

1243
01:05:44,480 --> 01:05:45,160
Speaker 5: I am?

1244
01:05:45,520 --> 01:05:47,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, Yeah, that'll be fun.

1245
01:05:48,520 --> 01:05:52,240
Speaker 5: I think Alec Mappa is going to host. He will

1246
01:05:52,240 --> 01:05:53,480
Speaker 5: write his own material.

1247
01:05:53,640 --> 01:05:54,120
Speaker 2: Perfect.

1248
01:05:54,240 --> 01:05:54,520
Speaker 4: You're not.

1249
01:05:54,600 --> 01:05:56,400
Speaker 5: You're not going to tell Alec Mapa what to say.

1250
01:05:56,400 --> 01:05:57,360
Speaker 5: He's going he's got a.

1251
01:05:57,640 --> 01:05:58,760
Speaker 2: He couldn't if he wanted to.

1252
01:05:59,360 --> 01:06:03,600
Speaker 5: No, yeah, and uh. And then the Avians, I'm not

1253
01:06:03,600 --> 01:06:09,080
Speaker 5: sure they're the same, like Week in Vegas and so

1254
01:06:09,280 --> 01:06:09,880
Speaker 5: you know, who knows.

1255
01:06:09,920 --> 01:06:12,200
Speaker 4: Maybe I'll stay, say, go to the set of n

1256
01:06:12,280 --> 01:06:13,480
Speaker 4: CIS Vegas.

1257
01:06:13,880 --> 01:06:15,400
Speaker 5: I probably will stop.

1258
01:06:17,840 --> 01:06:20,640
Speaker 2: CSI Vegas.

1259
01:06:22,720 --> 01:06:26,640
Speaker 3: And CIS and CIS which is the mark Harmon version

1260
01:06:26,800 --> 01:06:28,960
Speaker 3: which I've binged them all.

1261
01:06:29,520 --> 01:06:35,640
Speaker 5: I mean, who is more reliably fucking hot than.

1262
01:06:37,000 --> 01:06:41,840
Speaker 3: A like since nineteen seventy because he was a college

1263
01:06:42,040 --> 01:06:43,040
Speaker 3: football quarterback.

1264
01:06:43,480 --> 01:06:45,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then it was in summer school.

1265
01:06:46,360 --> 01:06:49,760
Speaker 3: Then he was in summer school just excelling at being

1266
01:06:49,840 --> 01:06:50,280
Speaker 3: good looking.

1267
01:06:50,440 --> 01:06:53,400
Speaker 4: Some course commercials. Sure, we just know his whole career.

1268
01:06:53,960 --> 01:06:54,600
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1269
01:06:54,640 --> 01:06:58,920
Speaker 5: He on ESPN Classic, they used to show a Battle

1270
01:06:58,920 --> 01:07:02,040
Speaker 5: of the network stars, yeah, and which is amazing. You

1271
01:07:02,080 --> 01:07:03,720
Speaker 5: can see a lot of them on YouTube. But there

1272
01:07:03,800 --> 01:07:06,120
Speaker 5: was one from like eighty four when Mark Harmon was

1273
01:07:06,160 --> 01:07:09,600
Speaker 5: on Sane Elsewhere, and it's like him in a speedo

1274
01:07:09,840 --> 01:07:11,920
Speaker 5: about to do the swim relay and it's like this

1275
01:07:12,080 --> 01:07:15,800
Speaker 5: is there's there's no question that I saw it when

1276
01:07:15,800 --> 01:07:19,000
Speaker 5: it aired, yes, because it just like it. It plucked

1277
01:07:19,040 --> 01:07:23,200
Speaker 5: a string to me that was like yeah, like it's

1278
01:07:23,240 --> 01:07:26,080
Speaker 5: a vague but like serious.

1279
01:07:25,920 --> 01:07:27,120
Speaker 4: A memorable riff.

1280
01:07:27,920 --> 01:07:29,680
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, good.

1281
01:07:29,760 --> 01:07:30,800
Speaker 4: Lord he is.

1282
01:07:31,200 --> 01:07:34,920
Speaker 3: Mark Harmon's been carrying the concept of show business on

1283
01:07:35,000 --> 01:07:38,680
Speaker 3: his shoulders his entire life, and the idea that like

1284
01:07:39,360 --> 01:07:42,800
Speaker 3: he's one of those people because there's obviously many people,

1285
01:07:42,880 --> 01:07:46,760
Speaker 3: and I think men in particular, when they age and

1286
01:07:46,800 --> 01:07:49,439
Speaker 3: they're no longer hot eyes, they don't handle it well.

1287
01:07:49,640 --> 01:07:52,760
Speaker 3: Yeah right, Mark Harmon is the example of a person who,

1288
01:07:52,960 --> 01:07:57,600
Speaker 3: for whatever gene based reason, he's just never had to

1289
01:07:57,640 --> 01:08:00,160
Speaker 3: deal with it. Like I watched I've watched NCIS a

1290
01:08:00,200 --> 01:08:03,520
Speaker 3: ton every time he shows up on camera. By the way,

1291
01:08:03,560 --> 01:08:06,640
Speaker 3: same haircut as summer school, same haircut as everything.

1292
01:08:08,000 --> 01:08:10,160
Speaker 2: It's it's just like this works.

1293
01:08:10,360 --> 01:08:13,240
Speaker 3: There's something about his face, the setup of his face

1294
01:08:13,800 --> 01:08:17,479
Speaker 3: that is like, at least for this human being, like

1295
01:08:18,560 --> 01:08:20,439
Speaker 3: this is what works. That's what you want to do

1296
01:08:20,640 --> 01:08:26,000
Speaker 3: to look like old or young whatever. He's it's crazy.

1297
01:08:26,560 --> 01:08:27,320
Speaker 3: He's so lucky.

1298
01:08:27,520 --> 01:08:32,160
Speaker 4: He is the top paid television actor. Yeah really yeah, Okay,

1299
01:08:32,479 --> 01:08:34,760
Speaker 4: a little trivia. I don't know of this year, but

1300
01:08:34,840 --> 01:08:36,640
Speaker 4: as of a few years ago when I heard that

1301
01:08:36,800 --> 01:08:37,880
Speaker 4: or made it up, he was.

1302
01:08:38,360 --> 01:08:41,759
Speaker 3: Because an NCIS has been on for like sixteen seasons

1303
01:08:41,800 --> 01:08:44,280
Speaker 3: and he's the lead in it. Yeah, I think so

1304
01:08:44,320 --> 01:08:48,479
Speaker 3: they're just like, please come back. Everybody wants to watch you, and.

1305
01:08:48,760 --> 01:08:52,479
Speaker 5: Is like, I guess it's like the fact that that's

1306
01:08:52,479 --> 01:08:58,040
Speaker 5: been on forever is like proof that there's hospitals because

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Speaker 5: that because it's like it's the ultimate sh that like

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Speaker 5: it's just on, you know what I mean, Like it's

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Speaker 5: I don't know anyone who would ever be like I

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Speaker 5: have to I'm gonna like there's some n CIS waiting

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Speaker 5: on my my DVR or whatever. It's just like it's

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Speaker 5: on yes, you know, like so like during the day

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Speaker 5: it's you know, Judge Mathis or whatever at the Jiffy

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Speaker 5: loub But then after those clothes and it's prime time,

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Speaker 5: it's just like nursing homes and hospitals and it just

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Speaker 5: TVs where it's like CBS is what's on.

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Speaker 3: Mark Harmon walking around with a file in his hand

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Speaker 3: is what's going to get you back to shipshape?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you'll be fucky. Gal who like knows computers will

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Speaker 5: be like, give him a report and somebody will you know,

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Speaker 5: somebody will say enhance and then.

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Speaker 4: They'll yeah, a thing that you've never been able to do.

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Speaker 4: See there's blurry security footage. Why don't you bring it

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Speaker 4: from pixelated to clear if we have that's an option

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01:10:01,479 --> 01:10:03,639
Speaker 4: that's only made up in TV shows.

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Speaker 3: What's also really funny about NCIS being just a decades

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Speaker 3: long hit is that it's about the Navy, the crimes

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Speaker 3: that happen within the Navy.

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Speaker 2: That's what's hilarious.

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Speaker 3: Exclusively, Dave, is there anything else you want to plug

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Speaker 3: or promote before you go?

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Speaker 5: I mean, listen, all ten episodes of Waiting for Impact

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Speaker 5: are there for your binge and pleasure people discovering it

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Speaker 5: all over the world. We're charting in Iceland.

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Speaker 2: Yes, is that true?

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Speaker 5: That is true. Yeah, it's wid It's such Yeah, it's

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Speaker 5: so it's such a crazy thing because like you know,

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Speaker 5: we you know, it came out at the end of

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Speaker 5: probably around a year ago, and and we you know,

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Speaker 5: we we like promoted it like crazy and and and

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Speaker 5: it like it charted and and it did, you know,

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Speaker 5: it did really well. I'm happy about that. But then

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Speaker 5: like two months later, Yahoo Music did a piece on

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Speaker 5: it and it charted it all over again. What's it

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01:11:04,200 --> 01:11:06,840
Speaker 5: like number one all over again? And like and all

1346
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Speaker 5: of these people hit me up on Twitter like I've

1347
01:11:08,600 --> 01:11:11,320
Speaker 5: been fascinated with the story forever, Like where's this podcast

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01:11:11,360 --> 01:11:13,559
Speaker 5: been And it's like, well, it's been here for like

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01:11:13,600 --> 01:11:16,000
Speaker 5: two or three months, yeah, and like and we have

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Speaker 5: been promoting it, but it's just like everything is so

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01:11:19,120 --> 01:11:22,599
Speaker 5: like everything is so siloed right now that you will

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01:11:22,680 --> 01:11:24,719
Speaker 5: never reach everybody right.

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Speaker 4: Now, you know.

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Speaker 3: And that's the fascinating thing about And I think it's

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Speaker 3: the thing we're just starting to discover about podcasts there forever.

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Speaker 3: So it'll happen again. And if anybody in that in

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Speaker 3: that circle. If it comes up again, it'll chart again.

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01:11:39,560 --> 01:11:41,479
Speaker 3: Like that's the kind of cool thing. And there is

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01:11:41,640 --> 01:11:46,080
Speaker 3: very much a long game to podcasting because it's like

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01:11:46,360 --> 01:11:48,599
Speaker 3: you post it and then you just leave it up

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01:11:48,600 --> 01:11:50,720
Speaker 3: and see if people can find it, and then if

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Speaker 3: you do another podcast. That's the other thing with limited

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01:11:53,479 --> 01:11:56,439
Speaker 3: series too, where they just get this little window to

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Speaker 3: kind of perform. But for like a chat show like

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01:12:00,120 --> 01:12:02,760
Speaker 3: this one, it's always on, so you can you like

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01:12:02,840 --> 01:12:04,040
Speaker 3: get to a mass.

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Speaker 2: People as you go, where it's like a.

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Speaker 3: Different you know, it's a different strategy, but overall it's

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Speaker 3: like even if that like the launch ends, it never

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Speaker 3: stops existing, so people get to discover it.

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Speaker 2: They'll discover it in five years.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a book. It's in the library forever. Yeah,

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01:12:25,160 --> 01:12:27,599
Speaker 5: which is yeah, it's really cool and fun.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: And I keep getting these like chart reports from whoever

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01:12:32,280 --> 01:12:34,880
Speaker 5: does them, and like and it's and it's like it's

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Speaker 5: always a surprise. Every couple of weeks it'll be like, oh,

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Speaker 5: somebody halfful of people listening in uh Moldova or whatever. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 5: And I don't know, I don't know why Moldova just

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Speaker 5: got it, but they got it.

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Speaker 2: They got it and they're talking about it. Yeah, that's great.

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Speaker 5: So Moldovans get into it waiting for impact. All ten

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Speaker 5: episodes right now. Impress your Moldovan friends.

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Speaker 2: It's buzzing in your country.

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Speaker 5: Mm hmm yeah, got hot hot buzz. And then I

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Speaker 5: guess otherwise we'll just see me on the pickleball court. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: we'll see my powerful thighs.

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Speaker 4: I can't wait to see those shorts so exciting. Wear

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Speaker 4: them to the Christmas party. Just wear those shorts for

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01:13:16,680 --> 01:13:18,519
Speaker 4: their Christmas sweater Christmas party?

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01:13:18,680 --> 01:13:21,120
Speaker 5: Maybe I will because after hours? Yeah, why not?

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Speaker 4: We don't have to be in the backyard this year.

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01:13:23,160 --> 01:13:26,360
Speaker 4: We can be in the house. Yeah that's exactly Wait,

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01:13:26,479 --> 01:13:28,080
Speaker 4: I'm making up rules for your partner.

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Speaker 6: I know.

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01:13:28,439 --> 01:13:29,559
Speaker 2: I'm like, why would you say that?

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01:13:29,680 --> 01:13:29,880
Speaker 6: Yeah?

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01:13:29,920 --> 01:13:32,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, we can be in the living room right.

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Speaker 4: Good to see you again, buddy, So good to see you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah that was so fun day.

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Speaker 5: Thank you for being like you.

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Speaker 4: You've been listening to Do you Need a Ride? D

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Speaker 4: Buy in a are? This has been an exactly right production.

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Speaker 3: Produced by Annalise Nelson, mixed by Edson Troy.

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Speaker 2: Our talent booker is Patrick Cotner.

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Speaker 4: Theme song by Karen Kilgarrett art work by Chris Fairbanks.

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Speaker 3: Follow the show on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook at dinar

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Speaker 4: For more information, go to exactly rightmedia dot com.

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Speaker 2: Thank you, ooh, you're welcome.