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Speaker 1: The Jewil Show on demand. It's another Jewil phone frame

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Speaker 1: day mornings on that's twenties. Hello, Hey, what's shaken, neighbor.

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Speaker 1: My name's Pete Eakins. Looking for Todd. This is Todd. Howdy, neighbor.

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Speaker 1: Name's Pete Eakins. Um. I'm sorry. How can I help you?

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Speaker 1: You can help me by back in the off excuse me? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm your new neighbor. I just moved in a few

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Speaker 1: weeks ago. Haven't had the chance to reach out to

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Speaker 1: you yet, but I've met a few of the other

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Speaker 1: neighbors and I got your phone number. I had to

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Speaker 1: give you a phone call. Um. Oh okay, um to

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Speaker 1: let you know to back the hell off the I have.

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Speaker 1: What did you say? Your name was? My name's Pete,

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Speaker 1: and I know you're watching me move in like everybody

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Speaker 1: else in this neighborhood. I'm not sure what you're talking about,

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Speaker 1: but I don't think anybody was watching you. Well either way,

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Speaker 1: I would just call and introduce myself and say, howdy, neighbor.

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Speaker 1: It's nice to meet you. Howdy. But what seems to

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Speaker 1: be the issue here? Since I moved in, been talking

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Speaker 1: all the other neighbors and they told me a little

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Speaker 1: something about you that I have a problem with. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I can't imagine what that would be. What I'm very

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Speaker 1: confused here. You can take your lemon tarts and you

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Speaker 1: can shove them where the sun doesn't shine. You take

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Speaker 1: your limon tarts and shove them in a place that's

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Speaker 1: already puckered, if you know what I mean. Okay, so

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Speaker 1: I heard you did not need it twice? So people

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Speaker 1: have an issue with my lemon tarts. No, they think

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Speaker 1: your lemon tarts are delicious. Apparently you're the neighborhood baker.

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Speaker 1: Everybody loves the things that you make. That's all I

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Speaker 1: heard was the lemon tarts are great. The cookies are great. Well,

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Speaker 1: see the cinnamon. It makes some kind of a cinnamon

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Speaker 1: roll that people really love. Yeah, and would you like some?

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Speaker 1: I'd be happy to make a batch for the new neighbor.

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Speaker 1: I can bring them over and we can kind of

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Speaker 1: restart this. I would love it if you could bake

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Speaker 1: some of those simon rolls, um and then shovel where

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Speaker 1: the sun doesn't shine when you're done. Okay, what's going

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Speaker 1: on here? What's going on? You bake? Is this an issue?

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Speaker 1: Were you the like neighborhood baker where you came from,

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Speaker 1: just trying to be a good neighbor. I make you

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Speaker 1: a cookie that says congrats because you got that one correct.

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Speaker 1: And there's only room for one of us on this block,

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Speaker 1: and it's me. Look, I have no issue with you

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Speaker 1: wanting to bake and do your thing, but this is

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Speaker 1: my passion and you're not going to stop me from

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Speaker 1: making muffins for the ladies of the neighborhood. You're not

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Speaker 1: going to stop me from making my lemon tarts, and

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Speaker 1: you are not going to disrespect me and my neighborhood

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Speaker 1: when you move in here. And who gives a I

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Speaker 1: like to bake and you like to bake. There can

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Speaker 1: be only one, can be only one. This isn't some

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Speaker 1: wild West Mexican standoff about bakers. What world are you from?

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Speaker 1: Baking is a hobby at yours. I'm passion, yeah, And

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Speaker 1: baking is a what necessity and point of hostility for you.

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Speaker 1: It's super cute that it's a passion for you, because

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Speaker 1: for me, baking is my life. Is it life or death?

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Speaker 1: Because I think we can both have a life out

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Speaker 1: of baking. I'm purposely not answering that because yes, for me,

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Speaker 1: it is, yeah, nail when you're tired the other day,

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Speaker 1: didn't you No way, Yes effing way, Okay, you put

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Speaker 1: the nail in my tire, Damn right I did. So

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Speaker 1: you're destroying property, you're committing crimes all because you're a

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Speaker 1: jealous little new baker. You know there's a reason that

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Speaker 1: you were moving in by yourself. You know that, right.

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Speaker 1: First of all, you're gonna pay for that tire. And secondly,

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Speaker 1: what do you want for me this Saturday four o'clock?

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Speaker 1: Bring your own pan? You're kidding, right, doesn't sound like

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Speaker 1: I'm kidding. It's Saturday four o'clock. It's a bake off, mother,

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Speaker 1: you know what? Okay, I could bring in those little

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Speaker 1: lemon tarts a day old and it would wipe the

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Speaker 1: floor with whatever you're peddling. I can't believe that this

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Speaker 1: is a real thing that's happening right now. But if

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Speaker 1: it's gonna get you with the fuck out of my neighborhood,

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Speaker 1: I'm all about it. So in your words, it's a

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Speaker 1: bake off, mother, what are you laughing at? I'm laughing

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Speaker 1: because this is actually Jewel from Jewel Show doing a

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Speaker 1: phone prank on you. And your wife Leah set you up.

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Speaker 1: It's a joke. Why, oh my god, she's serious. I

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Speaker 1: never thought in my life that I would say the words.

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Speaker 1: It's a bake off. The Jubble Show on demand,