1
00:00:01,200 --> 00:00:03,800
Speaker 1: This week at the Parlor Live Comedy Club from East

2
00:00:03,840 --> 00:00:07,840
Speaker 1: Bounding Down and Last Comic Standing John Reap March six

3
00:00:07,880 --> 00:00:11,080
Speaker 1: through the eighth. Tickets are available at Parlorlive dot com

4
00:00:11,119 --> 00:00:13,480
Speaker 1: and you can call four two five two eight nine

5
00:00:13,600 --> 00:00:23,680
Speaker 1: seven Thousand's another on the twenties. Hello, Hi, I was

6
00:00:23,720 --> 00:00:27,639
Speaker 1: looking for Jill. This is she Hi Jill, this is

7
00:00:27,640 --> 00:00:31,920
Speaker 1: Seth McElroy. I'm calling from doctor's office. How are you? Oh,

8
00:00:31,920 --> 00:00:34,440
Speaker 1: thank you so much for calling, No problem. How are

9
00:00:34,479 --> 00:00:38,640
Speaker 1: you doing? Are you still experiencing the same symptoms? Yeah,

10
00:00:38,720 --> 00:00:41,280
Speaker 1: I don't feel well at all. I still feel really

11
00:00:41,440 --> 00:00:44,000
Speaker 1: flui and so on, down on. I'm just so tired

12
00:00:44,040 --> 00:00:46,599
Speaker 1: all the time. Right, Okay, Well, I know you took

13
00:00:46,640 --> 00:00:48,879
Speaker 1: some tests and the doctor wanted me to call you

14
00:00:48,920 --> 00:00:53,440
Speaker 1: with a message. Okay, great. Um. He says he's been

15
00:00:53,560 --> 00:00:55,920
Speaker 1: very busy lately with new patients and he wants you

16
00:00:55,960 --> 00:01:01,319
Speaker 1: to web md your problem. Okay, I'm sorry. What. It's

17
00:01:01,320 --> 00:01:04,000
Speaker 1: a website called web md. You just type in your

18
00:01:04,040 --> 00:01:06,160
Speaker 1: symptoms there and then it tells you what you got.

19
00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:09,560
Speaker 1: Probably the best thing to do. I don't understand. I

20
00:01:09,959 --> 00:01:12,039
Speaker 1: just went in there and he ran all those tests

21
00:01:12,120 --> 00:01:14,679
Speaker 1: and it was there for hours. What do you. But

22
00:01:14,720 --> 00:01:17,160
Speaker 1: he's he's he's really busy to get all those results

23
00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:18,640
Speaker 1: and try to break down what it could be. So

24
00:01:18,680 --> 00:01:20,080
Speaker 1: he just said, tell her to go to web md.

25
00:01:20,600 --> 00:01:22,920
Speaker 1: That's pretty much how we make all of our diagnosis.

26
00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:25,440
Speaker 1: Is here. Why did you Why did you do the

27
00:01:25,480 --> 00:01:28,119
Speaker 1: tests on me? Well, well, we do the test just

28
00:01:28,240 --> 00:01:30,360
Speaker 1: you know, because sometimes you have to just do those things.

29
00:01:30,360 --> 00:01:34,600
Speaker 1: And then I anyway, regardless, what can they insurance do? No,

30
00:01:34,640 --> 00:01:37,720
Speaker 1: not at all, in there for hours, just rack up

31
00:01:37,760 --> 00:01:43,120
Speaker 1: the bill. No, no, I'm just letting you in on

32
00:01:43,160 --> 00:01:45,680
Speaker 1: sort of a little medical secret. You never really even

33
00:01:45,720 --> 00:01:48,280
Speaker 1: need to go see the doctor unless web Md tells

34
00:01:48,280 --> 00:01:50,440
Speaker 1: you to. You want me to go to web md

35
00:01:50,800 --> 00:01:56,440
Speaker 1: diagnotes myself and then you know, doctor, that is exactly

36
00:01:57,280 --> 00:01:59,000
Speaker 1: That's exactly what I'm saying. It would be so helpful

37
00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:02,279
Speaker 1: if you could do that partly a whole day getting

38
00:02:02,400 --> 00:02:04,720
Speaker 1: test on to find out what is wrong with me.

39
00:02:04,880 --> 00:02:07,880
Speaker 1: And now you're calling me a couple days later, after

40
00:02:07,920 --> 00:02:10,200
Speaker 1: I've been waiting by the fun for the results, and

41
00:02:10,240 --> 00:02:14,359
Speaker 1: what are you telling me figure it out myself? Oh no, no, no, no,

42
00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:17,160
Speaker 1: I would ma'am, ma'am. I would never say to figure

43
00:02:17,160 --> 00:02:20,800
Speaker 1: it out yourself. No, no, let me guess you're gonna

44
00:02:21,080 --> 00:02:24,040
Speaker 1: tell me to go to women D to figure it out. Yes,

45
00:02:24,160 --> 00:02:26,080
Speaker 1: that's what I was trying to say. Web MD has

46
00:02:26,120 --> 00:02:28,040
Speaker 1: all the knowledge of the Internet on it. You can

47
00:02:28,120 --> 00:02:32,560
Speaker 1: find anything there MD. Do not tell me to one

48
00:02:32,600 --> 00:02:36,000
Speaker 1: more time with you? Is the problem that you don't

49
00:02:36,040 --> 00:02:38,960
Speaker 1: know how to navigate the site. I'm having trouble figuring

50
00:02:38,960 --> 00:02:42,239
Speaker 1: out what exactly is well, miss you, you are my problems.

51
00:02:42,400 --> 00:02:45,880
Speaker 1: You and that doctor. What is my time? I feel

52
00:02:45,919 --> 00:02:49,239
Speaker 1: like we have I feel like we have a big

53
00:02:49,280 --> 00:02:52,480
Speaker 1: miscommunication going on. Oh yeah, we have a miscommunication. I

54
00:02:52,600 --> 00:02:56,880
Speaker 1: see doctors. Oh and we are. And I'm telling you

55
00:02:56,919 --> 00:03:00,239
Speaker 1: what what where do you go to school when m D?

56
00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:03,120
Speaker 1: We the University of Phoenix, which is a great online school.

57
00:03:04,520 --> 00:03:09,760
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's where you guys. Oh my god.

58
00:03:09,800 --> 00:03:14,960
Speaker 1: I am telling you. Everybody, everybody in the office here Internet.

59
00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:17,440
Speaker 1: I'm starting this on the Internet. Everybody in the office

60
00:03:17,440 --> 00:03:19,800
Speaker 1: here is a proud graduate of the University of Phoenix,

61
00:03:20,280 --> 00:03:22,919
Speaker 1: and we get all of our information from web md.

62
00:03:23,880 --> 00:03:28,040
Speaker 1: You proved, monst people in the medical field are utter

63
00:03:28,320 --> 00:03:31,000
Speaker 1: mon I agree, and that's because most of those guys

64
00:03:31,040 --> 00:03:37,000
Speaker 1: aren't using web md. Oh my God, it's going on.

65
00:03:37,560 --> 00:03:39,840
Speaker 1: What's going on, Jill, is that you're on the radio

66
00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:41,640
Speaker 1: right now. My name is Jewel from Brook and Jewel

67
00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:43,600
Speaker 1: in the morning. I'm moving eighty two point five and

68
00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:52,680
Speaker 1: you've just been phone tapped. Really, your friend James set

69
00:03:52,720 --> 00:03:54,320
Speaker 1: you up. He said that he wants you to stop

70
00:03:54,320 --> 00:04:01,280
Speaker 1: complaining about your cold. Oh I can. I am still

71
00:04:01,320 --> 00:04:03,160
Speaker 1: got a gat home. If you're still going sick, like

72
00:04:03,200 --> 00:04:09,600
Speaker 1: I said, just go to web md. It's great. Wake

73
00:04:09,720 --> 00:04:12,520
Speaker 1: up every morning with jubal phone taps weekday mornings on

74
00:04:12,600 --> 00:04:16,200
Speaker 1: the twenties. Hold out to win two hundred and fifty

75
00:04:16,320 --> 00:04:19,640
Speaker 1: bucks one eight six six Moving ninety two five