WEBVTT - Don’t Trust This Cereal 0:00:00.080 --> 0:00:00.560 Ready go. 0:00:01.080 --> 0:00:05.040 Hello, Hi Scott, Hi Andrew. Hi, how are you great? 0:00:05.120 --> 0:00:05.600 Scott? 0:00:05.840 --> 0:00:08.600 This is the Serial Killer's podcast. It is It's the 0:00:08.640 --> 0:00:11.400 podcast where we talk about cereal and we think inside 0:00:11.400 --> 0:00:11.840 the box. 0:00:12.000 --> 0:00:13.039 They're not catching one. 0:00:13.160 --> 0:00:13.480 Why not? 0:00:14.200 --> 0:00:16.400 You know, it's just not a it's not a thing. 0:00:16.440 --> 0:00:18.759 That is a phrase that people use. 0:00:18.960 --> 0:00:23.560 It's clever. I know you guys who like to eat 0:00:26.040 --> 0:00:28.640 cereal makes them come please. 0:00:30.440 --> 0:00:39.479 So cereal. They cares, acquire, some get some retire. Stop 0:00:43.520 --> 0:00:48.240 stop stop? 0:00:48.920 --> 0:00:51.199 Should I just stop that too? You're not into it? 0:00:51.240 --> 0:00:53.640 I mean you did. I didn't tell you to do anything. 0:00:53.680 --> 0:00:55.320 You were busy on your phone. You weren't even listening. 0:00:55.400 --> 0:00:55.760 I am. 0:00:55.920 --> 0:00:57.160 You don't even know the words of that song. 0:00:57.200 --> 0:00:59.080 I do. I know two guys who like to eat 0:00:59.400 --> 0:01:04.119 some new serials, some acquired. It's Scott and Indy. Okay, 0:01:04.680 --> 0:01:06.800 well you give me just stop for a second, because 0:01:06.920 --> 0:01:08.680 let's start the podcast. 0:01:08.319 --> 0:01:10.840 Positive with a review started positive. 0:01:10.720 --> 0:01:13.440 Yes, let's start it from Macaroni x three hundred before 0:01:13.480 --> 0:01:16.160 you poo poo on my parade. We start with reviews. Now, yes, 0:01:16.280 --> 0:01:23.080 I'm very killers. This one's from Macarony x three hundred. 0:01:23.600 --> 0:01:26.680 Who I said in the last episode, Scott, you gotta 0:01:26.680 --> 0:01:30.360 be more positive, he said on April sixteenth, which Scott 0:01:30.760 --> 0:01:33.360 be prior to recording this episode, that we did this eddie, 0:01:33.400 --> 0:01:36.479 which we didn't. Back to the review, this podcast used 0:01:36.520 --> 0:01:38.160 to be great, but now it's too much complaining that 0:01:38.200 --> 0:01:41.399 happens on episodes to side about the structure and record 0:01:41.880 --> 0:01:44.600 argue about all seems like the podcast is such a 0:01:44.680 --> 0:01:49.760 chore for you since COVID, especially Scott. Also, Scott picks 0:01:49.760 --> 0:01:52.960 on Andrew way too much. Andrew has good ideas, but 0:01:53.000 --> 0:01:55.280 Scott has an issue with everything he says and does. 0:01:55.360 --> 0:01:57.240 These things should not be discussed on a public form. 0:01:57.400 --> 0:02:01.280 Agreed retweet It's no longer it's hearing someone pick on 0:02:01.360 --> 0:02:04.320 someone else and maybe some cereal in between Macaroni x 0:02:04.320 --> 0:02:06.960 three hundred. I cannot agree more. I think I broke 0:02:06.960 --> 0:02:10.160 my phone on your phone. Yes, cannot agree more. 0:02:10.240 --> 0:02:12.400 So Andrew, give me your ideas. How would you like 0:02:12.440 --> 0:02:13.560 to start this episode? 0:02:13.680 --> 0:02:16.200 I it's not even that, it's when I mentioned the website. 0:02:16.240 --> 0:02:18.320 It's when I mentioned things that we should be doing. 0:02:18.639 --> 0:02:21.240 It's ever being Andrew. I want to know. Let's do it. 0:02:21.320 --> 0:02:22.200 Let's do it your way. 0:02:22.720 --> 0:02:25.920 Scott, you could open the first box of cereal but 0:02:26.080 --> 0:02:28.440 when I mentioned the website, it's all about. When I 0:02:28.480 --> 0:02:31.079 mentioned the website, you're going it's sex. You mentioned the 0:02:31.160 --> 0:02:32.480 rating system, it's stupid. 0:02:32.560 --> 0:02:33.760 Never said any YouTube page. 0:02:33.800 --> 0:02:34.800 Who's watching that crab? 0:02:34.919 --> 0:02:35.520 Never said it? 0:02:35.639 --> 0:02:38.440 Yes, Scott, I need to go back and just cut 0:02:38.480 --> 0:02:40.680 out all the audio of you complaining. It would be 0:02:40.880 --> 0:02:43.360 a six part mini series in and of itself. 0:02:43.520 --> 0:02:46.440 You see, you're you're doing this now, you're perpetuating the negativity. 0:02:46.480 --> 0:02:48.160 I didn't do anything you started right out. 0:02:48.240 --> 0:02:50.760 I'm all about love and light. Let's let's go into 0:02:50.760 --> 0:02:52.519 this next seial with love and light. 0:02:52.680 --> 0:02:56.600 Let's hang out with our friend Dennis from Parma, Ohio, Okay, 0:02:56.639 --> 0:02:58.840 who sent us a direct message a few days ago 0:02:59.200 --> 0:03:02.079 said have you done that? I said, nope. He sent 0:03:02.160 --> 0:03:04.440 it n A T shirt on the way for Dennis. 0:03:04.480 --> 0:03:05.400 Thank you, Dennis. 0:03:05.720 --> 0:03:09.000 Now, I wasn't sure what to think of this cereal. 0:03:09.360 --> 0:03:11.639 Never saw it, never heard of it before. It was 0:03:11.760 --> 0:03:14.720 very intriguing to me, okay, because I believe hold on, 0:03:14.800 --> 0:03:15.600 let me just get. 0:03:15.800 --> 0:03:17.480 Your butt crack is out. 0:03:18.080 --> 0:03:18.720 Stop looking. 0:03:18.919 --> 0:03:21.200 I'm trying not to, but I'm looking that way because 0:03:21.200 --> 0:03:21.840 I have to face you. 0:03:21.919 --> 0:03:24.000 And then when you go down, it's just it's a 0:03:24.040 --> 0:03:27.200 grain free cereal. I'm not sure if it's a keto free, 0:03:27.280 --> 0:03:29.800 a keto friendly cereal. It's called Trust. 0:03:30.360 --> 0:03:34.160 It has the same thing like the the quia. Yes, 0:03:34.400 --> 0:03:36.240 the window, Yeah, I love the window. 0:03:36.440 --> 0:03:40.640 It's called Trust. Trust Foods is the company. It's I 0:03:40.680 --> 0:03:43.280 would assume it's a cereal company that's kind of like 0:03:43.360 --> 0:03:46.680 cereal school, you know. But this one says that it's 0:03:46.720 --> 0:03:49.920 made from egg whites. What it says made from egg 0:03:49.960 --> 0:03:55.080 whites ingredients egg whites, pea flour, sunflower oil, tapioca starch, 0:03:55.160 --> 0:04:04.120 pea protein, sugar, yes, aluos, natural berry flavor, salk, monk fruit, stevia. 0:04:05.680 --> 0:04:08.560 You know, Dennis, I was excited for a second and 0:04:08.600 --> 0:04:11.600 then you had to get this. See why is it sugar, monk, 0:04:11.600 --> 0:04:15.160 fruit and stepia? It should just be sugar. 0:04:15.440 --> 0:04:17.480 Scott, I don't know what to tell you, but I mean, 0:04:17.520 --> 0:04:19.360 I feel like, let's go in with an open mind, 0:04:19.360 --> 0:04:23.520 in open hearts. I don't get the oh, I don't 0:04:23.560 --> 0:04:24.440 like the way it opens. 0:04:24.640 --> 0:04:28.440 I have a Steve sha problem. Okay, this just gained 0:04:28.480 --> 0:04:30.159 back any points it may have lost, So I will 0:04:30.160 --> 0:04:31.600 give it a shot, and I'm gonna tell you why. 0:04:31.640 --> 0:04:34.920 Andrew Well First of all, the bag is tiny as expected, 0:04:35.080 --> 0:04:39.679 but oh that is er It has a zipsy all genius. Right, 0:04:40.279 --> 0:04:42.400 this is such a small little pouch for that box. 0:04:42.440 --> 0:04:43.760 I'm gonna sound really dumb. 0:04:44.000 --> 0:04:45.200 Yeah, oh what. 0:04:46.640 --> 0:04:51.600 But egg whites? I feel like, how do you how 0:04:51.600 --> 0:04:53.120 do you make a cereal with egg whites? 0:04:53.200 --> 0:04:54.840 We're about to find out, buddy boy. 0:04:54.800 --> 0:04:58.080 Shouldn't those go bad? And like cause it's like a 0:04:58.279 --> 0:04:59.279 refrigerated product. 0:04:59.279 --> 0:05:00.640 I have a question when you make cookies and you 0:05:00.720 --> 0:05:03.039 use eggs, do they go bad? No? Same thing. 0:05:03.520 --> 0:05:05.640 So they just baked a cereal with egg whites and 0:05:05.680 --> 0:05:07.080 just put it in a box and that's what makes 0:05:07.080 --> 0:05:10.719 it special. Yes, huh okay. 0:05:10.520 --> 0:05:13.640 That's the selling point for this Trust cereal made with 0:05:13.680 --> 0:05:16.200 egg whites. What is the berry flavor? 0:05:16.400 --> 0:05:19.159 What is there? Like? So their thing is just like, 0:05:19.240 --> 0:05:20.719 we're different because we do egg whites. 0:05:20.760 --> 0:05:23.640 It's grain free, a completely grain free, low sugar delicious 0:05:23.680 --> 0:05:26.440 puff made from egg whites. Don't ever be afraid to 0:05:26.440 --> 0:05:28.039 show the real you at Trust Foods. We want to 0:05:28.040 --> 0:05:32.280 believe in something better, something that is meaningful, radical, transparent. 0:05:32.560 --> 0:05:35.880 They must be from California, Yeah, most definitely. Right, Hey man, 0:05:36.160 --> 0:05:38.840 you know what, I just like hate. I just hate 0:05:38.880 --> 0:05:42.400 how like the industry man, it's like not great, Like, 0:05:42.440 --> 0:05:44.960 don't to make a cereal with egg whites man, Miami. 0:05:45.440 --> 0:05:49.000 Oh okay, that's that's shocking, right, that is very shocked. 0:05:49.040 --> 0:05:50.480 Do you need a new spoon, Andy, Uh? 0:05:50.520 --> 0:05:51.360 Yeah, I threw mine out. 0:05:51.839 --> 0:05:54.120 They look cool. They look cool. 0:05:55.520 --> 0:05:58.799 It's a Verry cereal. If I said the cereal looked cool, 0:05:59.160 --> 0:06:01.320 you would tell me flat out I don't have the 0:06:01.400 --> 0:06:04.200 cereal by the way. Here, you would tell me flat 0:06:04.240 --> 0:06:06.600 out what's so cool about it? Andy? Tell me what's 0:06:06.640 --> 0:06:07.159 cool about it? 0:06:07.600 --> 0:06:14.160 Everything's washing off. Let's go one two fragrant No, no, 0:06:14.600 --> 0:06:21.160 huh no, No, here's what it tastes like re pot 0:06:21.440 --> 0:06:29.800 and you will agree. Well, oh sorry, Dennis. 0:06:30.200 --> 0:06:32.880 Holy hell, that is disgusting. 0:06:33.000 --> 0:06:35.080 You know any of these cereals that are like Facebook 0:06:35.080 --> 0:06:38.320 adsh no, no, no bowls, no spoons. 0:06:38.560 --> 0:06:40.040 Yeah, I'm on, I'm on that train. 0:06:40.160 --> 0:06:43.159 Got it just tastes like I just ate a crunchy pea. 0:06:42.880 --> 0:06:45.040 Or the pink bubblegum medicine used to get as a kid. 0:06:45.320 --> 0:06:47.240 But there were two different ones. There was the one 0:06:47.240 --> 0:06:48.840 that was like good, and then there were no you 0:06:48.880 --> 0:06:51.000 said it the faked store brand yes, yeah, and the 0:06:51.000 --> 0:06:52.600 fake store brand when it's what this tastes like. 0:06:53.000 --> 0:06:55.440 What it tastes like in the beginning is if when 0:06:55.480 --> 0:06:57.039 you were a kid and you made jello, then you 0:06:57.080 --> 0:06:59.960 mixed up the jello with the water before it hardened 0:07:00.040 --> 0:07:02.120 and you drank that. That's what it tastes like at 0:07:02.160 --> 0:07:04.600 the beginning, and then it just goes even more to hell. 0:07:04.760 --> 0:07:05.599 I don't like it. 0:07:05.760 --> 0:07:06.880 Nope, what do you give it? 0:07:06.920 --> 0:07:07.120 Nothing? 0:07:07.320 --> 0:07:11.520 No, nothing, I don't like it. Dennis, you tried, and 0:07:11.560 --> 0:07:14.400 I'm guessing you probably paid about seventeen dollars a box, 0:07:14.640 --> 0:07:15.960 so I really do appreciate it. 0:07:16.000 --> 0:07:19.200 We hope the shirt, you know, makes it a little better. 0:07:19.880 --> 0:07:21.720 But wait, there's more. 0:07:22.040 --> 0:07:23.400 God no, not egg whites. 0:07:23.880 --> 0:07:28.360 How about chocolate? No? Wait, you don't want to try 0:07:28.400 --> 0:07:32.320 another one? Now we have no choice? No, thank you, Dennis, 0:07:32.440 --> 0:07:32.960 He sent to. 0:07:33.480 --> 0:07:35.800 Why Dennis, why are you torturing us? 0:07:35.960 --> 0:07:37.440 We'll just bang it out real quick because we know 0:07:37.480 --> 0:07:38.440 it's going to be disgusting. 0:07:38.520 --> 0:07:41.000 But the chocolate's gonna taste worse than the berry. 0:07:41.040 --> 0:07:41.800 I don't know about that. 0:07:41.880 --> 0:07:44.680 It is, and I can tell you why, because it's 0:07:44.720 --> 0:07:48.360 gonna be like that disgusting taco meat powder on top 0:07:48.400 --> 0:07:49.520 of egg whites. 0:07:49.360 --> 0:07:50.320 Taco meat powder. 0:07:50.480 --> 0:07:52.520 Yeah, why do you always call it that because it 0:07:52.560 --> 0:07:54.880 tastes like it? It doesn't, Yes, it does. I've had 0:07:54.960 --> 0:07:56.840 enough or write a taco mix. 0:07:56.600 --> 0:07:59.520 In my life to notice Rider does not make taco meat. 0:07:59.800 --> 0:08:02.480 They make taco seasoning that you put on the meat. 0:08:02.680 --> 0:08:04.720 Orda. Do you mean Oldel Passo? 0:08:05.080 --> 0:08:05.120 No? 0:08:05.400 --> 0:08:10.520 Ora does, No, they don't. When you're proven wrong, right now, 0:08:10.640 --> 0:08:13.360 I'll apologize. I've never seen all ride a taco in 0:08:13.400 --> 0:08:16.400 a blue box. No, that's where Taga Andrew. 0:08:18.320 --> 0:08:19.160 You're an idiot. 0:08:19.400 --> 0:08:22.360 I'm an idiot or Taga? Well, why are you even 0:08:22.400 --> 0:08:22.920 looking it up? 0:08:23.160 --> 0:08:23.360 Well? 0:08:23.400 --> 0:08:26.520 Borida is a potato company. L l ol. 0:08:27.120 --> 0:08:31.480 Well it looks like here you go. The old Andrew's wrong. Well, 0:08:31.520 --> 0:08:33.800 you know I threw out my spoon because I did 0:08:33.840 --> 0:08:36.400 it in a fit of rage. Can I, Well, I 0:08:36.520 --> 0:08:39.559 apologize for being wrong. I can be the bigger person. 0:08:39.280 --> 0:08:41.160 And say if I was incorrect, I would step up. 0:08:41.320 --> 0:08:44.120 You wouldn't, Yes, I would, because you'd find like a technicality, Well, 0:08:44.160 --> 0:08:46.040 technically it's an option of a brand. 0:08:46.120 --> 0:08:54.640 Ready, you want to do like good chocolate whatever? At first, 0:08:55.120 --> 0:08:57.200 there comes. 0:08:57.880 --> 0:09:01.520 It's like going surfing. Can you prepare for the wave. 0:09:02.080 --> 0:09:04.719 I will say the chocolate one is much better, well, 0:09:04.800 --> 0:09:06.880 not much, but it's edible. 0:09:07.320 --> 0:09:10.200 This gets a bowl. It's edible, period. 0:09:11.720 --> 0:09:13.480 This one doesn't punch you in the face with that 0:09:13.679 --> 0:09:15.840 after taste. Yeah, although now it. 0:09:15.800 --> 0:09:18.920 Is, it's a little that's a. 0:09:19.440 --> 0:09:22.560 That's the problem with these Peace cereals. You taste after 0:09:22.679 --> 0:09:24.600 if it's in your mouth for more than ten seconds. 0:09:24.880 --> 0:09:26.080 You taste the lentils. 0:09:26.160 --> 0:09:27.880 Yeah, it's a little too crunchy as well. 0:09:28.040 --> 0:09:28.400 Yeah. 0:09:28.480 --> 0:09:30.800 I don't know why they're so crunchy. This gets one bowl, 0:09:31.120 --> 0:09:33.280 and trust Cereal, if you want to put our review 0:09:33.320 --> 0:09:36.600 on the box, we're saying it's edible. One bowl. 0:09:36.679 --> 0:09:38.560 Because I didn't spit it out. I'll give it a spoon. 0:09:38.720 --> 0:09:41.480 Yeah, but that's it. Yeah, it's nothing. Why are you 0:09:41.559 --> 0:09:42.360 drinking the milk? 0:09:42.640 --> 0:09:45.200 Because I feel like it had a nice chocolate flavor. Okay, 0:09:45.360 --> 0:09:47.040 but I don't taste that in the milk at all. 0:09:47.240 --> 0:09:50.840 I just that was terrible. You brought me here to 0:09:50.880 --> 0:09:54.000 do a no bowler and a bowl. Cereal. 0:09:54.440 --> 0:09:55.160 I don't know what to do. 0:09:55.240 --> 0:09:56.760 Now, give me something sweet. 0:09:57.000 --> 0:09:57.880 You want something sweet? 0:09:57.960 --> 0:10:00.880 Yeah? Okay, Andrew, Oh my, I got my allergies. 0:10:02.120 --> 0:10:04.920 Bless you, Thank you, bless you. 0:10:05.040 --> 0:10:07.439 It's allergy season or do you have bad allergies? 0:10:07.559 --> 0:10:09.800 I don't. I don't. I really have no allergies at all. 0:10:09.840 --> 0:10:10.840 I'm so jealous of you. 0:10:11.160 --> 0:10:13.600 All right. So a couple of weeks ago we spoke 0:10:13.640 --> 0:10:16.080 about this, dude. I know, I put it in here. 0:10:16.200 --> 0:10:19.040 Where the hell is it? I don't know. So if 0:10:19.040 --> 0:10:21.959 you grew up on the East Coast, yeah, I can't 0:10:22.000 --> 0:10:24.760 find this now. I'm so annoyed. I put this in 0:10:24.800 --> 0:10:25.640 here today. 0:10:25.559 --> 0:10:29.680 I can't stop tasting now, like a berry chocolate, but 0:10:29.840 --> 0:10:31.240 like a bad berry chocolate. 0:10:31.760 --> 0:10:34.080 Ugh, this is a This is a problem because I 0:10:34.120 --> 0:10:35.320 put it in here and I can't find it. 0:10:35.360 --> 0:10:36.679 Well, it's not the end of the world. Let's just 0:10:36.720 --> 0:10:38.040 do the cereal and then if you find it, you 0:10:38.040 --> 0:10:38.920 can interrupt yourself. 0:10:38.920 --> 0:10:42.120 Oh there, I found it, all right, so great back 0:10:42.160 --> 0:10:44.400 in the I don't know eighties. 0:10:44.160 --> 0:10:45.520 Okay, So I'm not gonna know this one. 0:10:45.559 --> 0:10:47.720 No you will. No, you'll know this one because if 0:10:47.720 --> 0:10:49.200 you grew up on the East this is mainly it 0:10:49.240 --> 0:10:52.320 was mainly an East Coast chain. They've since expanded to 0:10:52.400 --> 0:10:55.360 the entire country. I believe in like malls and stuff 0:10:55.400 --> 0:10:59.559 like that. Anti ends. No, it's an ice cream company, Carvel. 0:11:00.080 --> 0:11:04.320 It is Carvell Hey now, Tom Carvell was the founder 0:11:04.320 --> 0:11:07.760 of Carvell. Gravelly voiced old man used to drive an 0:11:07.760 --> 0:11:09.360 ice cream truck way back in the day as ice 0:11:09.400 --> 0:11:11.240 cream melted, and that became soft serve, and that's how 0:11:11.240 --> 0:11:11.760 it was born. 0:11:12.160 --> 0:11:15.360 Carvell was Actually there was one by my house and 0:11:15.520 --> 0:11:17.959 I dropped the milkshake in my mom's old Volvo station 0:11:18.000 --> 0:11:20.120 Wag and the first week she got the car, the 0:11:20.160 --> 0:11:21.720 whole car smelled like puke for three years. 0:11:21.880 --> 0:11:25.320 Yeah, that dried ice cream that sour grows yep. Anyway, 0:11:25.400 --> 0:11:28.959 so I found a commercial of gravelly voiced old Tom Carvel. 0:11:29.320 --> 0:11:31.280 This one was the Saint Patrick's Day commercial, because you know, 0:11:31.320 --> 0:11:34.120 they had, you know, Fudgie the Well and who Fudge 0:11:34.640 --> 0:11:37.880 Fudge of the Well and Cookie Puss and all those 0:11:38.360 --> 0:11:41.199 hilarious characters that were basically just the same mold, and 0:11:41.240 --> 0:11:43.520 they flipped it upside down and it became a different character. 0:11:43.800 --> 0:11:45.640 Like Fudgie the Well was Santa. When you turn them 0:11:45.640 --> 0:11:47.920 on the side, it became Santa. I know that, that's right, 0:11:48.000 --> 0:11:51.240 So genius. It was genius. And so for Saint Patrick's Day, 0:11:51.240 --> 0:11:54.400 Cookie Puss turned into Cookie Opus and I find this 0:11:54.440 --> 0:11:55.800 commercial hilarious. 0:11:55.840 --> 0:11:58.240 Great for Saint Badger's Day. 0:11:58.280 --> 0:12:02.040 Your Carmel's door has cookie Oh Puss, you know, nice 0:12:02.080 --> 0:12:04.920 cookie push. But he's dressed up like an irishman. And 0:12:05.240 --> 0:12:07.800 then we have hugged mey old bear. Hell, you dressed 0:12:07.880 --> 0:12:11.040 up like an irishman too. They made his cakes. They're 0:12:11.080 --> 0:12:14.319 just added some beautiful made only in the car Bell 0:12:14.440 --> 0:12:18.160 stores using Creamium quality fresh Carmel ice cream. Please go 0:12:18.240 --> 0:12:20.640 to your Carmel dealer and ask to see their entire 0:12:20.760 --> 0:12:23.520 ice cream cake line. Thank you, folks, and have a 0:12:23.600 --> 0:12:24.040 nice day. 0:12:24.760 --> 0:12:26.120 I mean, I do like the fact that he was 0:12:26.120 --> 0:12:27.760 always so polite because he said thank you with the 0:12:27.840 --> 0:12:29.440 end of every commercial that he made. 0:12:29.559 --> 0:12:32.559 Hey, it sounds almost like one of those automated phone 0:12:32.559 --> 0:12:35.640 calls you'd get, Hi, hug Carvell. Have you tried an 0:12:35.679 --> 0:12:38.800 Irish cooka puss? If you should? Thank you very much. 0:12:38.880 --> 0:12:40.040 He's dressed like an irishman. 0:12:40.200 --> 0:12:41.280 He is a commercial. 0:12:41.520 --> 0:12:43.959 No no cookie oh Puss is they said, he said 0:12:44.000 --> 0:12:46.480 an irishman. You really wouldn't say that anymore. I don't think. 0:12:46.800 --> 0:12:47.920 I mean, maybe you would. 0:12:48.000 --> 0:12:49.960 Yeah, I don't know, not that it's offensive. 0:12:49.559 --> 0:12:51.560 But you just you know, yeah, you never know. 0:12:51.960 --> 0:12:55.480 Yeah. So you remember the whole thing with a free 0:12:55.480 --> 0:12:58.440 cigle that they were giving out right now, Yes you do, Andrew. 0:12:58.480 --> 0:13:02.080 It was on our Instagram Crunchy cereal, you know. Before 0:13:02.120 --> 0:13:04.440 we get there, let me play this other commercial from Carvell. 0:13:04.640 --> 0:13:06.680 Oh boy, this is my favorite. This one. They would 0:13:06.720 --> 0:13:10.640 never be able to play today because it's offensive. Oh boy, 0:13:10.760 --> 0:13:12.839 and it mentions me like toward the end. 0:13:13.120 --> 0:13:14.960 Okay, any great, Scott is that? 0:13:15.040 --> 0:13:17.200 Why? No? But you know they had a line of 0:13:17.280 --> 0:13:19.920 ice cream, you know, for people that were watching their weight. 0:13:20.040 --> 0:13:21.760 Oh my gosh, this is I remember this one. 0:13:21.800 --> 0:13:22.280 Here we go. 0:13:22.720 --> 0:13:25.080 This tastes like Carvelle ice cream, but it really is 0:13:25.120 --> 0:13:25.640 an ice. 0:13:25.480 --> 0:13:28.080 Cream, charl And that's a contradiction. And it's made fresh 0:13:28.120 --> 0:13:31.000 at Carvell. Tell me Moore, and it only has eighteen 0:13:31.000 --> 0:13:33.120 and a half calories, but flew it down. Well, you're 0:13:33.120 --> 0:13:35.400 gonna give me some comes in lots of flavors and 0:13:35.520 --> 0:13:36.839 even in cake. What is it? 0:13:36.840 --> 0:13:37.280 Feed me? 0:13:37.320 --> 0:13:37.720 Feed me? 0:13:38.520 --> 0:13:41.960 It's annythin a dietary frozen dessert and I got it 0:13:42.000 --> 0:13:42.600 at Carvel. 0:13:43.520 --> 0:13:46.680 Yeah, anything for fatty fats like you come on, give 0:13:46.720 --> 0:13:48.800 me some okay here it's all yours. 0:13:49.120 --> 0:13:52.360 Hey, you finished? Anything for fatty fats like me. 0:13:53.520 --> 0:13:55.000 Yeah, no, no, that would never be played. 0:13:55.120 --> 0:13:57.480 So that's spectacular. Like those people were not in the commercial. 0:13:57.520 --> 0:13:58.960 All you saw was a bowl of ice cream and 0:13:58.960 --> 0:13:59.839 a spoon and that was it. 0:14:00.360 --> 0:14:00.560 Well. 0:14:00.640 --> 0:14:03.880 I was going through my closet in Florida when I 0:14:03.920 --> 0:14:07.600 went to school there at my parents' apartment there, and 0:14:07.880 --> 0:14:09.840 I realized I made a shirt when I went to 0:14:09.960 --> 0:14:13.360 school that they sold at the school that said suck 0:14:13.400 --> 0:14:17.199 it in. No, no, what was it? Suck it great? 0:14:17.280 --> 0:14:17.680 This is great. 0:14:17.679 --> 0:14:19.200 Can we get to the cereal soak it up? 0:14:19.480 --> 0:14:21.640 Soak it up and suck it in cool? Oh my gosh, No, 0:14:21.680 --> 0:14:23.080 it was you figure that out. 0:14:23.120 --> 0:14:24.000 I figure it out. 0:14:24.120 --> 0:14:26.560 So a couple of weeks ago. It was actually on 0:14:26.880 --> 0:14:29.720 April Fool's Day. They put out a tweet and an 0:14:29.720 --> 0:14:33.440 Instagram post and they said, coming April sixteenth, when you 0:14:33.440 --> 0:14:35.960 buy a Carvelanche at any one of our shops, get 0:14:35.960 --> 0:14:39.560 a free box of Crunchies Cereal a caravel Land Carvalanche. 0:14:39.600 --> 0:14:41.760 It's one of the one of their ice cream creations. 0:14:41.800 --> 0:14:43.920 It's a Sunday with the little crunchies on it, you know, 0:14:43.960 --> 0:14:45.760 the crunchy. They're famous for their crunches. They're in the 0:14:45.760 --> 0:14:48.240 middle of the cake, and that's Carvell. What's Carvell without crunchies? 0:14:48.720 --> 0:14:48.920 You know? 0:14:49.320 --> 0:14:52.320 I mean, I don't really go to Carvelly scarred When 0:14:52.360 --> 0:14:55.120 I was a young kid dropping the milkshake I had. 0:14:55.200 --> 0:14:56.760 I just I have bad feelings. 0:14:56.760 --> 0:15:00.680 Oh I tell you. One year on passover passover fell 0:15:01.680 --> 0:15:04.160 whenever it was, and so they had cakes and Carvell 0:15:04.240 --> 0:15:07.080 for passover with no crunchies in the middle. Like a 0:15:07.160 --> 0:15:09.160 Carvel cake is not a carbl cake without crunchies. 0:15:09.240 --> 0:15:11.800 What can I just say, isn't a crunchy just essentially 0:15:11.840 --> 0:15:14.880 an oreo that's broken up pretty much? So like, have 0:15:14.960 --> 0:15:17.560 they just got us all to be like all? They're 0:15:17.600 --> 0:15:19.520 known for their crunchies, which is just crunched up oreo. 0:15:19.560 --> 0:15:21.360 They taste little different, you kid, It's not oreo because 0:15:21.360 --> 0:15:24.400 it's not anyway. So I went to the Carvel shop 0:15:24.720 --> 0:15:26.880 and I said, you know what, I'm gonna get two 0:15:26.960 --> 0:15:30.200 boxes of cereal. So I got two carvelanches, one for 0:15:30.480 --> 0:15:32.920 Ashley one for Cooper. And I said, man, I have 0:15:32.960 --> 0:15:35.440 two boxes please, And he said, oh yeah, where'd you 0:15:35.480 --> 0:15:38.160 hear about it? I said Instagram. He said, okay, let 0:15:38.240 --> 0:15:40.160 me get that for you. So he went down under 0:15:40.200 --> 0:15:46.040 the counter. No, just mind you. If you're watching this 0:15:46.120 --> 0:15:48.240 on YouTube, there are two boxes of cereal in this 0:15:48.280 --> 0:15:48.880 little bag. 0:15:49.040 --> 0:15:53.040 Oh gosh, this this. 0:15:53.000 --> 0:15:54.280 Is this is the crunchy cereal. 0:15:54.400 --> 0:15:55.200 This is a scam. 0:15:55.280 --> 0:15:57.600 I could put my fingers around it. And also it's 0:15:57.640 --> 0:15:59.560 not cereal. It's just a box of crunchies. 0:15:59.680 --> 0:16:02.240 This is what is that called when it's like a 0:16:02.280 --> 0:16:05.480 floor of a hotel. When it's a floor of a hotel, 0:16:05.520 --> 0:16:06.760 you can go and eat at. 0:16:07.160 --> 0:16:08.280 A floor of a hotel. 0:16:08.320 --> 0:16:10.840 You can go and yes, like you were given the 0:16:11.000 --> 0:16:14.080 blank floor where they serve breakfast in the morning or 0:16:14.160 --> 0:16:16.360 they serve like it's. 0:16:16.240 --> 0:16:18.880 A continental breakfast. Yes that's what you were thinking of. 0:16:19.000 --> 0:16:22.200 Yes, that's continental breakfast size. Yeah, look at that where 0:16:22.200 --> 0:16:23.920 it's like, oh you got to run to the airport. Oh, 0:16:24.000 --> 0:16:26.120 but I can only eat this one box of cereal 0:16:26.160 --> 0:16:27.040 and it's a mini box. 0:16:27.200 --> 0:16:29.080 Yeah, well you know, but the thing is that it's 0:16:29.120 --> 0:16:32.880 not cereal. These are literally carvel crunchies that they that 0:16:32.960 --> 0:16:35.480 they want you to eat as cereal. I mean I 0:16:35.480 --> 0:16:38.280 don't think you can get them anymore? What Yeah, no, no, no, 0:16:38.240 --> 0:16:39.040 it's not cereal. 0:16:39.120 --> 0:16:40.280 Am I just not getting milk? 0:16:40.360 --> 0:16:44.480 Oh? Yeah, sorry, this is going to be delicious. Basically, 0:16:44.480 --> 0:16:45.720 this is like eating cookies and milk. 0:16:45.880 --> 0:16:47.000 This is not a cereal. 0:16:47.080 --> 0:16:49.200 No, it's not. Well, you know what, at the end 0:16:49.200 --> 0:16:50.680 of the day, most of the cereals that we eat 0:16:50.720 --> 0:16:53.040 are not cereal. They should not be eating for breakfast. 0:16:53.280 --> 0:16:55.960 So this is no different than you know, most sugar. Sir. Oh, 0:16:56.000 --> 0:16:58.040 look at that. First of all, they've already gone soft, 0:16:58.360 --> 0:17:00.760 and the water is yellow, I mean the milk is yellow. 0:17:00.840 --> 0:17:01.160 To eat. 0:17:01.400 --> 0:17:06.879 Yeah, it's delicious, but it's a cookie. It's broken up 0:17:06.920 --> 0:17:08.520 cookie piece. It's just carbl crunchies. 0:17:09.119 --> 0:17:11.239 But the other thing about this is that they're all 0:17:11.280 --> 0:17:13.680 going to sink and then it's going to be left 0:17:13.680 --> 0:17:14.480