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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, subject

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Speaker 1: we both got busted and can't be trusted. Right now,

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Speaker 1: nephew in the building with today's praying phone call. What

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Speaker 1: you got for us? Enough? The job? Off? The job offer?

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Speaker 1: That sounds harmless? Harmless? Now do do you do? Do

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Speaker 1: you want to heat? Yeah? But do you want to

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Speaker 1: hear it? Of course? Take a listen, idiots. Hello, Hello,

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach a William William please, yeah, this

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Speaker 1: is William. I will you My name is Daniel, someone

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Speaker 1: with Fluman Agency. Oh, yes, how's it going? Okay, I'm

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Speaker 1: pretty good you You actually came in a couple of

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Speaker 1: weeks and filled out some forms. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I did. I did. You're you're seeking plumber, right, yes, sir?

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Speaker 1: I am okay, okay, Well listen, I got a few

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Speaker 1: things here i'd like to go over if you don't,

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Speaker 1: If you have the time, I'd like to get a

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Speaker 1: couple of questions from you. I think I actually have

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Speaker 1: something I could send you out on on Monday if

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Speaker 1: you actually fit the criterias. Okay, okay, my hold on

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Speaker 1: one tack. Let me grab a pin ref fan. Okay, alright,

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Speaker 1: go ahead, I'm ready. All right. Are you used to

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Speaker 1: physical labor at all? Yes? Yes, I am. Okay, so

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Speaker 1: that's the problem healthwise or physical You're you're you're able

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Speaker 1: to handle that kind of stuff. Yes, okay. About how

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Speaker 1: tall are you? Will you? Eight? Okay? And um? How

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Speaker 1: much do you Okay? All right, let's do this now. Um.

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Speaker 1: Have you done any singing at all? Uh? Not? Not?

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Speaker 1: I can sing a little bit, not and I'm not

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Speaker 1: a singer. Singer, but you know I could. I could

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Speaker 1: blow a little bit, but not not not professionally. But

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Speaker 1: you know, right, you're pretty good at holding a note

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Speaker 1: at least though, right, Yeah, okay, not bad, not bad

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Speaker 1: at all. Are you good working out in the heat?

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Speaker 1: Is that okay? Yeah? Yeah? At this point, man, I'm

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Speaker 1: I'm willing to take anything. Yeah, I'm I'm cool with that. Okay.

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Speaker 1: How long you've been out of work? Uh? Man? About

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Speaker 1: a good about a year and a half now, okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: then we're gonna try to fix that for you. I know, uh,

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Speaker 1: the way economy is, you know, I know how people

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Speaker 1: can be out of work and not be able to

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Speaker 1: find what they're looking for. But I think we've got

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Speaker 1: something up for Alley. Now let me ask you this question.

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Speaker 1: Are you good working barefooted? Barefooted? Yeah? Without without shoes on?

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Speaker 1: It all A well? I mean I I get you

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Speaker 1: the job A quieted and I mean, yeah, I can

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Speaker 1: do that. Okay. Now we're gonna start Monday morning right

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Speaker 1: at sunrise, so we're talking about five thirty six o'clock here.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna need you, uh to report to the field

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Speaker 1: to actually get ready. Okay, what kind of jobbing is?

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Speaker 1: I mean, what you're gonna be doing, William, Is you

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Speaker 1: gonna what you're gonna be doing is actually picking cotton?

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Speaker 1: And we want you to do it barefooted, and we

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Speaker 1: we'd like for you to sing while you're doing it.

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Speaker 1: You got a wee kidding? And then are you serious?

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Speaker 1: I'm that serious to John pays uh ten bucks an hour.

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Speaker 1: You know we're gonna get you some good hours up then, man,

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Speaker 1: I mean without the respect man, I mean that. I

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Speaker 1: mean you're talking about picking cotton and bare feet and

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Speaker 1: in ten dolls an hour. Man, I don't don't forget.

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Speaker 1: I do need your singing. It's gonna be a Do

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Speaker 1: you know any Negro spirituals? No? I don't and I don't.

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Speaker 1: I don't. I don't think. Uh, who's this again? Uh?

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Speaker 1: Like I said, I'm Daniel. I wanted the uh employees here.

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Speaker 1: I work at employment agency. You know, I pulled up

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Speaker 1: your file and saw how long you've been out of work,

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Speaker 1: and you know, I've got something that I think you'll

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Speaker 1: be perfect for. Okay, but what I mean, what is

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Speaker 1: this job really about? I mean, you're talking, you're talking

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Speaker 1: about picking cotton. Well, you know, but it's kind of

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Speaker 1: like you're getting played. You know, the ten bucks an hour,

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Speaker 1: you're probably gonna get about ten hours in a day,

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Speaker 1: so so you know you're gonna make a hunter bucks today.

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Speaker 1: It's it's it's a it's kind of like slavery, but

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Speaker 1: it's not. It's hold on, hold on, brother, hold up,

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Speaker 1: uh man, I didn't sign on for nothing like this. Man.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I'm I'm thinking you guys are supposed to

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Speaker 1: be helping me with the up today job. I mean,

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Speaker 1: slavery don't even exist no more. Man. I mean, I mean,

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Speaker 1: we are going to pay you, you understand, but we

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Speaker 1: do want you barefoot. And you're telling me I gotta

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Speaker 1: I gotta sing and walk barefooted picking cotton singing some

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Speaker 1: slavery songs. Bro, I don't do anything like that. Man,

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Speaker 1: I'm voting. Man, this this that slavery is with Man,

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Speaker 1: what damn are you talking about? I can't but what

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Speaker 1: what did your say? Man? I'm thinking that you guys

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Speaker 1: are gonna be finding me a job, a job, job,

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Speaker 1: regardless of how you like it. It's a job. Now.

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Speaker 1: I need you to report first of the morning out

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Speaker 1: in the field with no shoes and ready to see Man.

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Speaker 1: I am not reporting, no damn where at five o'clock

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Speaker 1: in the morning, at no damn field. Brother, I mean,

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Speaker 1: I don't know why why are you even calling me

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Speaker 1: with this matter of fact? Matter of fact? You know what,

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Speaker 1: Go ahead and send my dog because I go over

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Speaker 1: there and talk to these people in the beginning, because

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Speaker 1: y'all need to be reported. Like I said, five o'clock

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Speaker 1: in the morning. Report you know, if you can wear

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Speaker 1: your shoes. Man, listen, fuck buck, listen to me. No

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Speaker 1: not my name is a matter of fact. What's your name?

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Speaker 1: Because you know what I will be at this tomorrow

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Speaker 1: just to meet you. Because this don't make no sense. Man,

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Speaker 1: you calling my phone talking about some slavery work. Man,

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Speaker 1: you must be out of your mind talking to are

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Speaker 1: you're looking for work or you're not looking for work? Now,

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Speaker 1: I'm not looking for that kind of work, dude. I mean,

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Speaker 1: you're calling my phone telling me about some flames works.

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Speaker 1: You must you're a matter of fact. What what is

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Speaker 1: your name? What is your name? You can kiss my Okay,

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Speaker 1: don't want to go. I'm not doing no type like

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Speaker 1: that matter. She can lose all my information. You're gonna

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Speaker 1: get your black I mean, hang on, you're gonna get

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Speaker 1: your butt out there and you're gonna do with you

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Speaker 1: Just get my black. Well, you know what. I will

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Speaker 1: be there and put my down. Can I can I

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Speaker 1: say one more thing? What? What? What the else you

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Speaker 1: gotta say? Man? You didn't say the momful already. I

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Speaker 1: gotta say this. This is Nephew Tommy from Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: Morning Show. Your wife could Traine have gotten me to

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Speaker 1: brank phone? Call you? What the who? Will you? This

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Speaker 1: is Nephew Tommy man from the Steve Harvey Morning This. Man,

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Speaker 1: I can't believe she did this and like that, man,

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Speaker 1: and and she know I'm looking for Yeah, man, I

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Speaker 1: bet you won't be saying that when the bills come

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Speaker 1: in next month. Hey man, I'm five eight. I hunted

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Speaker 1: and sent them. But when I'm ready to getting your

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Speaker 1: get all in your I mean, and she know that.

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Speaker 1: I meant, Oh, I got one more thing. I gotta

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Speaker 1: ask you, man, what is what is the baddest and

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Speaker 1: I mean the baddest radio show in the land? Oh man,

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Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show? You said, buck. We all

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Speaker 1: sat straight up. I'm gonna cuting this dude right here.

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Speaker 1: I was thinking about killing you. Tom Hey, what you

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Speaker 1: called me? I asked, gonna be thumping? You know what

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Speaker 1: kind of woman franks? A man out of work? I mean,

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Speaker 1: I'm fine for the eight one fifty, but I would

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Speaker 1: get in your behind if I got Can you come bare?

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Speaker 1: But can you say? Yeah? Well, I know spiritual blow

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Speaker 1: a little bit. I ain't really know professional, but he

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Speaker 1: really need a job, because yeah, you said up like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I sing a little bit. You know, he's trying to

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Speaker 1: out what kind of something am I'm gonna be delivering telegrams?

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Speaker 1: What is I'm gonna be saying? Bathot job called for smashing? Great?

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Speaker 1: I know their brother's head was we're making white the trampoline?

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Speaker 1: What is doing? Fuck? Okay, you're trying to get your head,

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Speaker 1: get your black, make sure you have your black. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: I think yeah, that was another way. Jack oh man,

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Speaker 1: I love my people. He love the dumb boy. They

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Speaker 1: are the true, truely the truth. I know some people. Dog,

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Speaker 1: had you have put that phone call in you, you

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Speaker 1: probably couldn't have had enough bleaps. Going up next is

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Speaker 1: my Strawberry Letters, subject we both got busted and can't

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Speaker 1: be trusted. We'll get into it right after this. You're

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Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.