Speaker 1: Are you leaving? I you wanta way back home? Either way,
Speaker 1: we want to be there.
Speaker 2: Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give us
Speaker 2: time and a terminol and gay. We want to send
Speaker 2: you off InStyle.
Speaker 1: We wanna welcome you back home.
Speaker 2: Tell us all about it.
Speaker 3: We scared her? Was it fine?
Speaker 1: Malcorn?
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride
Speaker 1: with Karen and Chris welcome to Do you need a ride?
Speaker 2: This is Chris Fairbanks and this is Karen Tilgara.
Speaker 4: We're fresh back from the.
Speaker 1: Holidays, a long holiday.
Speaker 4: You may not not be listening to this fresh at
Speaker 4: the holidays, but we are recording it. I think we've
Speaker 4: been out in the open about how sometimes some months
Speaker 4: pass even before an episode airs. Is it bad to
Speaker 4: hold a mirror up behind the curtain?
Speaker 2: I feel like we are always getting behind a curtain
Speaker 2: and then showing our ass with a mirror.
Speaker 3: I think that's our style, right, It's.
Speaker 4: Just how we shower. How else are you going to
Speaker 4: reach the nooks and the crans.
Speaker 3: If you don't get that handheld mirror.
Speaker 4: You gotta get a fog list or regular mirror with
Speaker 4: rainex it.
Speaker 2: Have you ever used a shower radio or waterproof like
Speaker 2: musical device for the for the shower.
Speaker 4: I haven't, but you would think I had, since I
Speaker 4: sought out for swimming waterproof your buds.
Speaker 1: I did.
Speaker 3: Two those don't work.
Speaker 1: No, they do not.
Speaker 2: That's like a scam. Don't ever listener if you're trying
Speaker 2: to just some sort of lapse. Listen up, listener, Listen up, listener.
Speaker 2: Here's the first piece of advice for twenty twenty four.
Speaker 2: Do not fall for that.
Speaker 4: I fell through a lot of traps. One was getting
Speaker 4: a waterproofed iPod. Oh so it's a while back.
Speaker 3: Okay, that didn't work.
Speaker 4: No, it does not address the issue, which is the buds.
Speaker 4: And then once you get waterproof your buds, water's going
Speaker 4: to sneak in.
Speaker 3: Yes, there it is.
Speaker 4: You would have to swim so gingerly without moving your head,
Speaker 4: and you know I don't. I have a central snow
Speaker 4: that keeps it down straight. And even then even without
Speaker 4: tossing your head to the side, they come, they're gonna leak.
Speaker 3: So and they're not.
Speaker 2: They're water like resistant, but not proof.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 4: A lot of them I found yeah, they don't work.
Speaker 2: I was doing my laps in the pool, which I
Speaker 2: was really enjoying because I would listen. I would listen
Speaker 2: to podcasts for work. I would listen to podcasts for
Speaker 2: my own personal enjoyment. But I when it started out,
Speaker 2: was just trying to keep my head above water and
Speaker 2: just like do it that way. Oh shit, is this
Speaker 2: gonna put me on the one ten?
Speaker 4: I kind of like what they're doing.
Speaker 3: Yeah you do.
Speaker 4: Yeah, this is where the one ten gets less intimidating.
Speaker 2: Okay, because the one ten can kill a person. Listener,
Speaker 2: listen up to.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's it's the oldest road for a reason.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they were you did you walk on it when
Speaker 2: they closed it down?
Speaker 4: No, but I did see that there was some some
Speaker 4: some activity on foot a foot.
Speaker 2: I liked that they did that. They just closed it
Speaker 2: down for a day and everyone could walk on the
Speaker 2: one tent.
Speaker 4: Which you don't think you want to do until you're
Speaker 4: doing it.
Speaker 3: Until you see other people do it, and you're jealous of.
Speaker 4: The exhilaration of being in the streets without it being
Speaker 4: a protest.
Speaker 1: Or a riot.
Speaker 4: Yes, is so fun, Like come on, because we're all
Speaker 4: breaking the rules together.
Speaker 3: Yes, and the city said we could.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like being able to go into a bank
Speaker 4: and say give us all the money.
Speaker 1: Who are you?
Speaker 2: Okay, now we are getting on the one tent.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: Oh God bless us everyone, Please Lord stay with us
Speaker 2: on this journey.
Speaker 4: But yes, when I swim, not to go back to
Speaker 4: the I just unlike in a shower where it's boring
Speaker 4: and it's like how long does this take?
Speaker 1: Really?
Speaker 4: Every day I'm supposed to do this when I'm swimming.
Speaker 4: I'm surprised at how I don't mind just paying attention
Speaker 4: to my own breathing. Yes, usually that's the source for sadness, don't.
Speaker 2: You think though, Because they say that's one of my
Speaker 2: favorite uh factoids I learned at twenty twenty three. I
Speaker 2: wouldn't normally look back, but just for this one factoid,
Speaker 2: hold on now, I'm gonna forget it. It is that
Speaker 2: when when you flex or use your muscles, it releases
Speaker 2: dopamine will like hormones into the system. Our muscles are
Speaker 2: like a pharmacy for feeling good. We just have to
Speaker 2: use that right.
Speaker 4: I've always said motion is lotion, and that's not just
Speaker 4: with the joints, it's with happiness.
Speaker 2: You've never.
Speaker 4: I have. I don't. It's only in certain groups support groups,
Speaker 4: but it is. I've Like, for instance, while I was
Speaker 4: at home, I thought, all, my, my, I have a
Speaker 4: weird achilles. Both my shoulders get me problems. And I thought,
Speaker 4: at the hip, don't forget about my hip because it
Speaker 4: ain't lyon. My dad just sits and we sat. You know,
Speaker 4: I acted like a retired guy all Christmas, and I
Speaker 4: came back so sore. Yes, because there was no.
Speaker 2: Motion, right, And that is the lotion it is.
Speaker 4: It's not the same, I swear it is. Maybe it's
Speaker 4: just something that rhymes.
Speaker 2: The motion is the lotion I got bone lotion.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is.
Speaker 4: Motion is bone lotion, which sounds really gross.
Speaker 2: Really it's getting worse by the.
Speaker 4: Bone lotion is beginning to sound sexual.
Speaker 2: It started sexual, and now it's getting graphic and disgusting.
Speaker 4: I guess from the beginning once you mentioned motion, people
Speaker 4: aren't thinking about the beach. They're thinking about shiny activities
Speaker 4: in the sack.
Speaker 2: Also motion, because I think the original saying is something
Speaker 2: about the it's not the size of the whatever.
Speaker 3: It's yeah, it's not yes, the size of the waves.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's it's in defense of men with small penises I.
Speaker 3: Believe, which this podcast stands for.
Speaker 4: Yes, exactly, and we'll constantly bring.
Speaker 2: Up and really will fight for and we'll be fighting
Speaker 2: for in the judicial system.
Speaker 4: Yes, we are getting That is our resolution for this
Speaker 4: year is to become way more political.
Speaker 3: Political about ocean motion.
Speaker 4: That's us Yep, we're talking about the environment.
Speaker 1: I also I also spent.
Speaker 2: All of Christmas and the beginning of New Year January
Speaker 2: with my retired dad, who doesn't move that much.
Speaker 4: How much football did you watch? And do you want
Speaker 4: to have a comparison.
Speaker 2: Every single game every including college?
Speaker 4: Do you remember that day then where there was five games?
Speaker 2: I do, because I think, well, I'm not actually watching
Speaker 2: and interacting. I'm just looking at TikTok while my dad watches.
Speaker 2: And then if he feels like sharing something about what
Speaker 2: just happened, he'll rewind it and make.
Speaker 1: Me watch it. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Man, we have similar gyms when watching football. Do you
Speaker 4: make it like I do? Make your dad wear the
Speaker 4: forty nine ers jacket? Come on, dad, my.
Speaker 2: Dad we That forty nine ers jacket made us laugh
Speaker 2: so hard. So do you remember offhand the person who
Speaker 2: gave that to us two years ago?
Speaker 4: Yes, Lauren Cannon, she worked for the forty nine ers,
Speaker 4: no longer does. I don't believe, but.
Speaker 3: We should say.
Speaker 2: I don't think I ever said thank you properly because no.
Speaker 4: You met her before that job she had she had
Speaker 4: gone to a my favorite murder.
Speaker 1: Me and live show.
Speaker 2: Yes, oh okay cool. So yeah, I've been able to
Speaker 2: like track that. No in any kind of way. No,
Speaker 2: So Lauren, thank you. My dad laughed so hard at
Speaker 2: that jacket. We made him put it on to take
Speaker 2: a picture, and that was that.
Speaker 4: It is a very that was mid nineties hip hop.
Speaker 4: It is a flashy jacket.
Speaker 2: It's flashy in the best way.
Speaker 4: Giant letters on the back says faithful to them. The Bay,
Speaker 4: which is like, you know, there's certain there's certain areas
Speaker 4: where you'd say that in Oakland and maybe get a
Speaker 4: cap busted.
Speaker 2: Well, and also or just if you were twenty eight,
Speaker 2: but like nobody our generation calls.
Speaker 3: It the city, not the Bay.
Speaker 2: Right. That slang changed somewhere in my forties. Oh, when
Speaker 2: I wasn't paying attention, isn't that all the young comics
Speaker 2: who were from San Francisco started being like, Oh, you're
Speaker 2: from the Bay too, I'm like, no, I'm from the city.
Speaker 4: Oh interesting, but whatever. My dad always grew up saying
Speaker 4: the Bay Area, but he's talking about Monterey Bay. There's
Speaker 4: so many bags.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's a different thing.
Speaker 1: It is.
Speaker 2: But also we call it the Bay area, but you
Speaker 2: would say area, not just the Bay.
Speaker 4: I say the Bay Vicinity. I wore my I have
Speaker 4: a gold version of that jacket that Lauren gave me. Oh,
Speaker 4: I one time wore it just outside the house, like
Speaker 4: I can wear this. I'm totally confident I can wear
Speaker 4: this flattery jacket. I went in to get my daily
Speaker 4: booze at the time, and these guys behind me and laughed,
Speaker 4: just laugh They laughed at me. They pointed from a
Speaker 4: short distance, which is rude, wagged their fingers and laughed
Speaker 4: in my face.
Speaker 2: But wouldn't you say that's because San Francisco and Los
Speaker 2: Angeles are bitter rivals, and so those are probably some
Speaker 2: Dodger fans that just hate San Francisco, the Bay and
Speaker 2: the city as a whole.
Speaker 4: I suppose, although I didn't. I find only San Francisco
Speaker 4: hates Los Angeles. I don't find it to be mutual.
Speaker 3: Oh well, I see what you mean.
Speaker 4: Maybe with sports that's different.
Speaker 2: Well, and I think with individuals, like especially in your neighborhood,
Speaker 2: there's some serious diehard Dodger fans right right.
Speaker 4: Yeah, when it comes to sports. But it seems like
Speaker 4: in the city and you lived there, you know more
Speaker 4: than me. I'm telling tales without any school.
Speaker 3: Without consent.
Speaker 4: Yes, I'm just grabbing these tails and I'm telling them.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 4: I feel like they they actually think we're bad people
Speaker 4: in this city.
Speaker 3: Yes, up there.
Speaker 2: Yes, Yes, there's a lot of judgment and hatred and
Speaker 2: weirdness that goes just in general about human human beings
Speaker 2: that live here.
Speaker 4: Like we're vain, we want to be famous.
Speaker 3: Everyone has pactic past plastic surgery.
Speaker 1: Yes, was that? No?
Speaker 4: Oh do you say oh every time you mispronounced word favorite?
Speaker 2: Every time I have a like if it's a four
Speaker 2: event stutter, there's something wrong, and then it's like, oh, no.
Speaker 4: We're stage three.
Speaker 2: Oh no, COVID brain dysmorphia.
Speaker 3: Again, I mispronounced.
Speaker 1: M M.
Speaker 4: But yeah, I had a great I had a great
Speaker 4: I had a great visit and left right the day
Speaker 4: the door fell off that plane. I was, of course
Speaker 4: on the same model of plane. Did you know that
Speaker 4: his phone the kid lost his phone out the hole. Yes,
Speaker 4: and they just found it in Portland yep. Fully operational, yes,
Speaker 4: still not fully.
Speaker 2: Charged somehow at charge in a teacher's front yard.
Speaker 1: Which that was the.
Speaker 2: News piece that kept taking place when the news I
Speaker 2: was watching in the b area.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I didn't. I watched it over and over.
Speaker 4: That's the only update I got. But I had to
Speaker 4: stay in Portland.
Speaker 2: I mean, can we just talk that through real quick
Speaker 2: as you someone who travels a ton or anyway amateur pilot, sure,
Speaker 2: go ahead, loving to drive those seven forty sevens. The
Speaker 2: people on that plane were so calm, or at least
Speaker 2: so quiet.
Speaker 4: I expected screaming.
Speaker 3: I mean, what in the living fucking hell.
Speaker 4: I guess that when I Yeah, I was very surprised,
Speaker 4: or least I expected if it was a plane full
Speaker 4: of Karen's grifs kill gariffs, I would they'd all be laughing.
Speaker 3: That's right, Yeah, uncontrolled.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's the end.
Speaker 2: But they made this way that.
Speaker 4: Would make more sense than utter calm said. They seemed
Speaker 4: like if borderline zen.
Speaker 2: Or almost like are they all holding their breath because
Speaker 2: they're scared so badly?
Speaker 4: I think so. I think they were all in shock.
Speaker 4: The door's open, and who knows that maybe there was screaming,
Speaker 4: and that was after a pilot came and said, donating
Speaker 4: one panic, we're gonna land this. Please stop screaming, and
Speaker 4: that's when the person pulled out their phone.
Speaker 2: I heard that, and this was on TikTok, so it's
Speaker 2: gossip until it's verified. I heard that that airline. Do
Speaker 2: you remember what airline it was?
Speaker 4: It was Alaska.
Speaker 2: Oh, that that airline offered all those people fifteen hundred.
Speaker 3: Dollars a piece.
Speaker 1: Really, yep, that was they.
Speaker 3: Were going to start the settlement negotiation.
Speaker 4: That's that's kind of hilarious. That's an amount that I mean,
Speaker 4: it sounds okay to get that much for nothing, but
Speaker 4: it's like I'd almost prefer you offer nothing then shoot
Speaker 4: that low.
Speaker 2: Well, because here's the thing, it's like they're so lucky
Speaker 2: that whatever, the crew, the people flying the plane, whatever
Speaker 2: was happening, that people did not go out that sorry ma'am,
Speaker 2: that people didn't go out that door, didn't get sucked
Speaker 2: out at whatever, because then they'd be paying tens of
Speaker 2: millions of vutis. So to start at fifteen hundred is
Speaker 2: to say, well, don't worry about it because nothing happened,
Speaker 2: whereas like everything but death.
Speaker 3: Happened exactly, so you should pay.
Speaker 4: Yeah, a lot of money. Yeah, more my favorite the
Speaker 4: cherry on top with the package I was given, which
Speaker 4: I appreciated. A hotel, a shuttle. Yeah, I had to stay.
Speaker 1: Wait.
Speaker 4: I was on the same style of plane and the
Speaker 4: door was possibly wow. I was the one of the
Speaker 4: call I made that video. It was me, Chris, No.
Speaker 1: Do not lie to me. I was.
Speaker 4: In the air of a couple of short hours after
Speaker 4: that happened on the same Max eight seven forty seven
Speaker 4: being made Alaskan, same airline. Right, So I was given
Speaker 4: a shuttle to a hotel. It was a nice hyatt,
Speaker 4: but I was given a twelve dollars meal voucher.
Speaker 2: I mean, oh, because they were pulling people off those
Speaker 2: planes and canceling those slates.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh.
Speaker 3: I'm so sorry. I did not connect. No, yeah, I
Speaker 3: was grounded Jesus Christ.
Speaker 4: And I was not allowed to talk on the.
Speaker 3: Phone because it flew out the windows.
Speaker 4: I was grounded, yes, but I had a nice stay. Importantly,
Speaker 4: it's enjoyable.
Speaker 2: I mean, they made you stay there. They should absolutely
Speaker 2: be giving you more than twelve dollars for a.
Speaker 4: Meal and then the flight. Oh, here's your flight. It
Speaker 4: lands in nearby Coasta Mesa John Wayne Airport.
Speaker 2: No, no, it's not that nearby.
Speaker 4: Got that figured out?
Speaker 3: What a living what?
Speaker 4: What the night of the living wide World of Sports?
Speaker 2: Dad?
Speaker 4: Is this where?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Where we're picking her up?
Speaker 1: Oh wow?
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I believe Lisa lives very close to ker Clank her
Speaker 4: podcast co Hurt.
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 4: I wonder if this neighborhood is what brought them together.
Speaker 4: I guess we'll find out.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's going to be the question number one.
Speaker 4: The first thing I'm going to be spending it out
Speaker 4: before she opens the door. I love it because my
Speaker 4: timing is off. Okay, you can't spend that much time
Speaker 4: sitting with your dad on a couch and expect to
Speaker 4: have the impeccable timing. I left this site with I'm
Speaker 4: a little off.
Speaker 2: Oh shit, wait wait, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: That was me.
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry. It was like we were pranking you.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, not at all. I wasn't paying attention.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I do have an issue with the door handles.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're hard to figure out. I still have trouble
Speaker 4: with it.
Speaker 1: It's just it wasn't a concept that needed to be changed.
Speaker 2: It To brush your hand up and down a car
Speaker 2: like that to try to get inside is crazy enough.
Speaker 2: But I swear to God every single time I don't
Speaker 2: realize that the car is locked, and people are just like,
Speaker 2: even if they do figure it out, it doesn't matter
Speaker 2: because they can't get in.
Speaker 4: Well, what I do is I jam my finger into
Speaker 4: the part that I know on latches it and then
Speaker 4: I do nothing.
Speaker 3: From there, and then you can just stand there.
Speaker 4: It asks to be a finger jam with one falange.
Speaker 4: The rest you have to wrap around. It's actually kind
Speaker 4: of complicated. But this white and black interior.
Speaker 1: Is really right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, do you feel like, do you feel like maybe
Speaker 2: the futures here?
Speaker 1: I do. I do feel that way. Cool, but I
Speaker 1: think Postmates does that for me.
Speaker 4: Ladies clubs and colleges across the country. Put your ears
Speaker 4: together for today's guest, Lisa Traeger Hella and I.
Speaker 1: Hope I don't smell. I mean I should have showered
Speaker 1: all day and I just couldn't. No, I didn't want to,
Speaker 1: And then I did text on a lease to double
Speaker 1: check there's no cameras.
Speaker 3: Yeah, No, it's a.
Speaker 1: Totally audio and when I have a hair appointment that's
Speaker 1: coming up, I just don't want to do it.
Speaker 3: It's like a waste to me. I'm like saving it for.
Speaker 1: When you have a hair appointment. No, I'm gonna have
Speaker 1: to take care of this tomorrow. But I have been
Speaker 1: pushing it to the limits. I've only washed my own
Speaker 1: hair maybe twice in the past two and a half months. Really,
Speaker 1: I've just been getting blowouts. It just makes me happier.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but then I push them to the limits.
Speaker 4: What about conditioner?
Speaker 3: What about it?
Speaker 4: Do you use it regularly or you know that?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: My big issue now is I this is not that fun.
Speaker 1: I've developed all these intense allergies to very specific products
Speaker 1: that are found in most body washed shampoos, soaps, detergents,
Speaker 1: and so I've pair I can only use so many products.
Speaker 3: There's just nothing for me to use.
Speaker 1: So it just doesn't look as good then when a
Speaker 1: professional does it. And then if it does, if the
Speaker 1: water doesn't run down my body, it's okay. If I
Speaker 1: have an itchy scalp, if I have smooth hair.
Speaker 4: To me, yeah, is that ingredient cruelty? Because I've started
Speaker 4: using cruelty free conditions that.
Speaker 1: Has nothing to do with you.
Speaker 4: I have nothing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you just wanted to brag about that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know I did.
Speaker 1: I do that a lot.
Speaker 3: You got it in there though.
Speaker 1: Yeah it was good. You know it was smooth.
Speaker 4: The timing is coming back.
Speaker 3: Could you use a little coffee? I would I would
Speaker 3: have loved to get coffee in the car. This is
Speaker 3: my dream, right.
Speaker 2: This is this is what it's all about, making it
Speaker 2: so that it's not a big drain on you, but
Speaker 2: you still get to do a.
Speaker 1: Podcast with us. This is like fun. And lately the
Speaker 1: past few years, I've really gravitated towards hangs or experiences
Speaker 1: that remind me of high school.
Speaker 3: Yes, and driving.
Speaker 1: Around chatting is one of those things where like I've
Speaker 1: been going to a lot of mall movie hangs like
Speaker 1: that me of youth.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's something about being in this car that we
Speaker 4: missed during the zoom days, where because comparing is just
Speaker 4: another podcast, right, Yes, And in a car everyone opens
Speaker 4: up a little more, everyone laughs a little more. Also,
Speaker 4: you can't even see you don't even know who I
Speaker 4: am right now? You do see my face and there's
Speaker 4: something freeing about that.
Speaker 2: I brought this up before, Yeah, I think it's true,
Speaker 2: and so do you.
Speaker 1: Are you guys familiar with this neighborhood.
Speaker 4: I'm not as much, although I have been down this road.
Speaker 4: You have this road of not being familiar with an area.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but We're about to go next to Delia's and
Speaker 1: I'm gonna shout it out. It is the best breakfast burrito,
Speaker 1: such a good cash on the old school Mexican spot.
Speaker 1: And it has fresh squeeze orange juice.
Speaker 3: Oh hell, yes, the best it is.
Speaker 1: It really feels special, and they put a little cinnamon
Speaker 1: in their coffee.
Speaker 2: I do like this neighborhood a lot, and I'm slightly
Speaker 2: familiar with it, but it feels like the turnover of
Speaker 2: like restaurants and cool places is very high. Like I
Speaker 2: would be like, oh, there's that place that I like
Speaker 2: there and that was four years ago because I have
Speaker 2: COVID brained.
Speaker 1: So but is it still here or you're saying it's
Speaker 1: long gone, it's long gone? What was it? Oh?
Speaker 2: Look, there's there's been several where it's like, oh I
Speaker 2: went to that place or that place is good, and
Speaker 2: then it is it's not here anymore.
Speaker 1: But there's always getting more bougie here because I follow
Speaker 1: a lot of the Highland Park Instagram accounts. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: the comments are always like, oh great, another expensive store
Speaker 1: for dresses, and people aren't like happy.
Speaker 3: No, it's true.
Speaker 1: But when I saw that there was the new works,
Speaker 1: I went, oh my god, yes, yeah, come on, we
Speaker 1: just passed Ilia's and it's by the fire department and
Speaker 1: catch a peak of the bodies there.
Speaker 4: You start choking. There is there was three businesses that
Speaker 4: I didn't I think that they just always had the
Speaker 4: gates down and they were always empty. But it's shot
Speaker 4: to me that in Echo Park there's now a three
Speaker 4: business wide climbing gym oh, I believe it. Fucking doors Yeah,
Speaker 4: and everyone it's packed.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I mean I've said this has been on
Speaker 1: It's disgusting.
Speaker 4: Yeah that it hit me once I saw that.
Speaker 1: Something about mountain climbing indoors really grosses me out. Those
Speaker 1: little colorful knobs, you don't like it.
Speaker 2: I can't grab them, I can't get them.
Speaker 1: I'm like so excited about there's a drive through. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Chris wanted to ask if you live in that neighborhood
Speaker 2: because Karl was in that neighborhood. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, I lived here. I was in West Hollywood and
Speaker 1: then I had to leave during the pandemic and I
Speaker 1: left for ten months, and then when I returned, I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, I want to be near friends instead
Speaker 1: of near spots. Yes, And I made the right decision.
Speaker 1: I like being next to a populated street where I
Speaker 1: could buy greeting cards, where do I candles, where I
Speaker 1: could get like nice coffees, and I enjoy it a
Speaker 1: good bagel.
Speaker 3: So I like it here. It's good.
Speaker 1: But big news, I am moving to New York in
Speaker 1: like three weeks. Are you mean you're moving back? Yeah,
Speaker 1: because you missed it. Yeah, it's for my spirit, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: It's for my spirit, my joy, it's where I belong.
Speaker 1: And yeah yeah.
Speaker 4: Is that where you met Cara or Chicago?
Speaker 1: Well, I just knew of her because you know, all
Speaker 1: comics kind of know each other. But we met at
Speaker 1: her show in New York If you Build It, she
Speaker 1: booked me on it.
Speaker 3: But I moved six months before she left for LA.
Speaker 1: From Chicago, like I moved from Chicago, and we bonded
Speaker 1: in the green room of that show. And then when
Speaker 1: I would visit here, we had mutual friends and we'd
Speaker 1: hang out. We're both chatty virgos. It works, It makes
Speaker 1: a lot of sense. It does make sense, and I
Speaker 1: don't want to do things and she just really wants
Speaker 1: to make a spreadsheet at all times, right, Yeah, she
Speaker 1: wants to tell me where to be and how to
Speaker 1: do it, and usually like once in a while snap back,
Speaker 1: but usually I'm like in for the ride and very grateful.
Speaker 2: It's I just can't believe it, Like she's she's a
Speaker 2: good mom.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, I don't know like what she and
Speaker 1: she does ship fast, like the things that terrorize me
Speaker 1: and ruined my spirit, like the like.
Speaker 3: Cleaning up just the shell.
Speaker 1: She cleaned out my car in thirty minutes and I
Speaker 1: was it, like was detrimental to my mental health for
Speaker 1: a year.
Speaker 4: And how did it come up? She just said I'm
Speaker 4: going to clean.
Speaker 1: Because there were just so many water bottles you'd have
Speaker 1: to sit on, and she just got sick of it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I gotcha. And it's like a sick need for her.
Speaker 1: Like I'm moving and I have a garage and with
Speaker 1: the reins, I got a little moldy, and so her
Speaker 1: neighbor as a power washer. I'm like, honestly, I really
Speaker 1: don't care to do that, and she goes, well, I
Speaker 1: want the satisfaction, I'm doing it. I'm like, all right,
Speaker 1: if you want to powerwashing the garage, I'm definitely not
Speaker 1: going to stop you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, power washing does or just watching it. I watch
Speaker 4: a lot of power watching it on Instagram for some.
Speaker 1: Much I we'll invite you over.
Speaker 4: It is immediate satisfaction, very sad. Yeah, anything I watched okay,
Speaker 4: people showering, if they'd let me, hey wait a suck.
Speaker 3: Hey, well hold on up now, would you watch that
Speaker 3: you think?
Speaker 4: I mean, if it was close up and I could
Speaker 4: actually see the dirt leaving the skin, I like it
Speaker 4: on a Oh god, I'm not a dirty dirt. I
Speaker 4: enjoy dirt being washed away. So in the opposite, have you.
Speaker 2: Ever seen it on like a high rise in New
Speaker 2: York City and they go up to power wash it
Speaker 2: and it's like beautiful alabaster stone that was just gray
Speaker 2: and kind of greasy. I've seen that before and after,
Speaker 2: and it's very satisfying.
Speaker 1: I mean, looking at your car, I could tell you're
Speaker 1: very you're a clean person.
Speaker 2: Well, it's just because it's actually kind of gross right now,
Speaker 2: But it's because I make people get into it for
Speaker 2: this podcast, So it would be way grosser if it
Speaker 2: was up to me.
Speaker 3: Okay, because I am not in touch with any of that.
Speaker 1: I don't believe that for a second.
Speaker 3: This seems quite natural for you. It's natural that it
Speaker 3: gets taken care of. But I'm not the one that
Speaker 3: takes care of.
Speaker 1: Oh you're talking about clothes visits. This isn't This smoke
Speaker 1: shop has never once been open. Oh no, I have lived.
Speaker 4: Here now for like three years. I always wonder about that.
Speaker 4: Are they paying rent? There's I have so many questions,
Speaker 4: And maybe that's.
Speaker 2: The only place laundering money.
Speaker 4: Yeah, of course.
Speaker 1: I mean it has to be a drug fraught. Everything
Speaker 1: that's a little bit shady or bad. I always think
Speaker 1: it's just a drug.
Speaker 4: There's a clothing store by my house that no one
Speaker 4: is ever in there, and you're going, it's one of
Speaker 4: these stores with like ten eighty dollars T shirts and
Speaker 4: five pairs of pants, and there's a DJ playing and
Speaker 4: there's no one, no customers. There's four people working, and
Speaker 4: I'm just like you, guys, come on, let me in,
Speaker 4: let me in on this. There'll be a lookout. Where
Speaker 4: are the drugs? So this?
Speaker 1: But I hate that I've become like a dad like
Speaker 1: look over here, but will be back. Johnny's was the
Speaker 1: best bar and it closed on New Year's Oh no,
Speaker 1: and they're it's gonna open, something else is gonna open.
Speaker 1: But it was truly like the local watering hole dive
Speaker 1: bar energy and it was just a dive bar, but the.
Speaker 2: Drinks were good and also not to over inform.
Speaker 3: Yeah, do you know more details about it? No, just
Speaker 3: that it's in walking distance.
Speaker 1: You live so great, I talk about on the podcast.
Speaker 1: I mean if someone wanted to pinpoint me, they can.
Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, this street might like they're gonna see
Speaker 1: downs in their business. They're gonna see be like what
Speaker 1: happened in February.
Speaker 3: And it's because I left.
Speaker 2: And do you already know the neighborhood you're gonna live
Speaker 2: in New York City?
Speaker 1: Listen, I'm yeah, I'm gonna be the coolest girl in
Speaker 1: the world. I Am going to be living in the
Speaker 1: East Village across the street from one of my favorite
Speaker 1: places to eat.
Speaker 3: And I see it outside.
Speaker 1: My bedroom window.
Speaker 2: That's amazing, that's great.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have exposed brick. I'm like smiling ear to ear.
Speaker 1: I keep looking at the photos that sent me over
Speaker 1: and over again. That's so cool.
Speaker 3: I just can't wait to walk.
Speaker 1: And you know, I'm a product of sex in the
Speaker 1: city and I can't wait to kind of live this fantasy.
Speaker 2: It makes perfect sense, I think with I don't know
Speaker 2: you that well, but I feel like I do.
Speaker 1: But it all really clicks.
Speaker 2: And I feel similar about New York, except for it's
Speaker 2: almost like I don't have the that era of my
Speaker 2: life is over because I did get to live there
Speaker 2: for a year and it was like it did actually
Speaker 2: start my life over again right when I needed it to.
Speaker 1: Well. There's a joke in BoJack Horseman where he goes
Speaker 1: New York is the best place to live for six
Speaker 1: months with a reason, and you have and to have money.
Speaker 1: And I feel like you nailed it to do a year.
Speaker 2: Yeap, I had a job. That's why I moved there
Speaker 2: to do a job. So that all of those things
Speaker 2: plus just that exact thing of you put in your headphones,
Speaker 2: you start walking and the problem is solved in an
Speaker 2: hour and a half, whether it's just the mental burden
Speaker 2: is lifted or something actually does best.
Speaker 1: Trust Slugs Chase super A Foods. If you want a
Speaker 1: good trust Sledgchase the Little Ones here. Sorry, are small
Speaker 1: businesses nor.
Speaker 3: Final do Yeah, this is actually quite special.
Speaker 1: We can past the Taco bell I frequently. Billie Eilish
Speaker 1: grew up in this neighborhood, and we're going to pass
Speaker 1: one of her favorite businesses called Gelko's. Oh really, and
Speaker 1: it's a vintage soda, eclectic drink place, old timey candies,
Speaker 1: and then like Deli sandwiches in the back.
Speaker 4: Oh. I like the sound of that and the guy
Speaker 4: that sings Karen, what neighborhood did you live in Hell's Kitchen?
Speaker 2: And I lived like three doors down from a pizza place,
Speaker 2: so I would just come which on that sells It
Speaker 2: was something that had something to do. No, it was
Speaker 2: something I had something to do with Hell or the devil.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, I think it was something, you know, fun whatever,
Speaker 2: and I think it was connected to maybe being in
Speaker 2: a Hill's kitchen.
Speaker 3: But it was of course the best pizza.
Speaker 2: But it would be delivered so hot, like the guy,
Speaker 2: it was literally like they took it out of the
Speaker 2: oven and walked it down to me. It was incredible
Speaker 2: and it's it was like truly healing.
Speaker 4: Really, I'm I'm someone that easily burns the roof of
Speaker 4: my mouth, and that seems like that. If you tell
Speaker 4: me pizza's hotter than normal, I'm even more.
Speaker 1: Scared of it.
Speaker 2: Well, it was just like crash.
Speaker 3: There was just no delay.
Speaker 1: I'm with you here.
Speaker 2: It was the pleasure it brought right, and then it
Speaker 2: was just like and then if you're watching bad TV
Speaker 2: but eating good pizza, you're fine.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I suppose I don't want one that's been sitting
Speaker 4: there forever.
Speaker 1: Now. I want my pizza to look like the Ninja
Speaker 1: turtles that eat it right, And if it does, then
Speaker 1: I'm like fuck, yeah, yep, this is it. Also, like
Speaker 1: I know people walk here and they hike and they
Speaker 1: enjoy that. It is pretty. There's good plants, but I
Speaker 1: like a city walk like. It doesn't call me the
Speaker 1: same way here for some reason.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and gauging on how sore I was every day
Speaker 4: last time I went to New York. I hike way
Speaker 4: more there. You just walk everywhere. I can't swiftly because
Speaker 4: everyone's in a hurry. And you got it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you got to paste it up. Now do you
Speaker 2: think you're ready for that part where changes?
Speaker 1: I'm really more ready than you can. It's kind of
Speaker 1: I've what I finally realized was I've been in this
Speaker 1: place of influx like nothing has been permanent. It's just
Speaker 1: been like since COVID and stuff, nothing's been permanent. I've
Speaker 1: been in the in between for a while. What are
Speaker 1: you doing over here?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 3: My keys fell out of my podcast.
Speaker 2: I was like, that's the loudest keys I've.
Speaker 3: Ever heard ever.
Speaker 1: And now I just feel I mean, my friend, I
Speaker 1: mean told me she got this, like when you go
Speaker 1: and we're like, oh, I'm gonna be here like this
Speaker 1: is my uh, I'm coming back Yep. I can have
Speaker 1: some permanence. I can hang up the stuff like I
Speaker 1: just had a hard time being grounded here.
Speaker 4: Yeah, let me out. I'm gonna confront this litter bug.
Speaker 1: I don't think you want to do that.
Speaker 3: I think he has other problems.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's struggling and it looks like a T shirt.
Speaker 4: Maybe still I didn't realize it. Let him go. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Every time I go to New York, I feel like
Speaker 4: it makes me act a little more motivated, at least
Speaker 4: for a handful of days back here, and then it
Speaker 4: wears on.
Speaker 1: Yes, of course, No, I always put a lot of
Speaker 1: steak in something like fully changing my whole personality but
Speaker 1: I know I'll still have the same flaws, but it's
Speaker 1: this glimmer of hope that something change that keeps me going.
Speaker 3: That's right, change the location, you.
Speaker 2: Change hair color is yeah, that's that's that's the point
Speaker 2: of life.
Speaker 1: My place has just been so messy, and I've really
Speaker 1: my goal this year is I want to be able
Speaker 1: to host, right, that's a good to have people over
Speaker 1: and keep the space like nice so people can always
Speaker 1: because I'm going to be in such a cool area. Yeah,
Speaker 1: people are gonna want to kill time with me.
Speaker 3: I know it, yep, And so oh, I'm going to
Speaker 3: join you in that.
Speaker 2: I don't know if it was your new Year's resolution
Speaker 2: or you're just trying to do it, but I said
Speaker 2: all last year that I was going to have a
Speaker 2: ton of parties, and I had like three, maybe two.
Speaker 4: No, you did it, you did it.
Speaker 3: I don't know, but I want it to.
Speaker 2: I like that idea a lot where it's just like
Speaker 2: are you all or nothing? Or do you ever have
Speaker 2: just a little dinner thing? It's all or nothing? So
Speaker 2: it's like fifty people or nobody. But I think it's
Speaker 2: that idea of like the stop by vibe, which I
Speaker 2: do really like is you know, like you do have
Speaker 2: to be a little prepared for it and just a
Speaker 2: little bit like in host mode.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, pop over.
Speaker 3: I have a couple of friends.
Speaker 1: It's just inspiring to see they just and now the
Speaker 1: last couple of parties they had, they had little cold
Speaker 1: brews to go in little glass jugs. Oho as like
Speaker 1: for your hangover tomorrow.
Speaker 4: Oh that's a good idea.
Speaker 3: I'm like, you guys have really elevated to a new level.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So this is the this is the fig this
Speaker 1: is the competing street. You know, I'm a York girl.
Speaker 3: This is the Fig Street. But you could always come
Speaker 3: down a fig.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I have like a rivalry in my head. No.
Speaker 1: The movie theater is great here. It's like old timey
Speaker 1: where is it? You will put like it's a really
Speaker 1: obvious awning to the left in a couple of blocks,
Speaker 1: but it's you know, teens work there and their friends
Speaker 1: are there that don't work there, and tickets are six
Speaker 1: dollars and the theater reflects that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, a lot.
Speaker 3: Of shit on the floor.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what's a cee Mario on an afternoon? It was
Speaker 1: like it's just kind of perfect. Yeah, wait, did we
Speaker 1: passed the community pool. Where did you guys grow.
Speaker 3: Up Northern California?
Speaker 4: And then I grew up in Montana.
Speaker 1: Ooh cool fact.
Speaker 4: And now if you want more follow up facts about Montana,
Speaker 4: it is twenty five below zero where Alaska is nine
Speaker 4: degrees Like, it is so cold? Does it break?
Speaker 2: Is it in the mountains or like high elevation.
Speaker 4: I don't know. It's I think it's a polar vortex.
Speaker 4: And that brings me no more information. Is cold?
Speaker 1: It is so c now like Chicago, Michigan. That's all
Speaker 1: I think. Kentucky. Even this florist is amazing. I mean,
Speaker 1: this is a fantastic neighborhood.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're just appreciating it before you go.
Speaker 3: No, I do love it. I mean I did choose
Speaker 3: to live here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, West Hollywood probably would have been way more convenient.
Speaker 2: But I just made a hair appointment at which is
Speaker 2: right by her.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh right, there was it a recommend
Speaker 1: that's new I met.
Speaker 2: It was not a recommendation. I just need to get
Speaker 2: this fucking haircut. And just like trimmed, layered and every
Speaker 2: I swear to god. There was like a bunch of
Speaker 2: different places that were like Silver Lake or the East
Speaker 2: Side like hipster places. There was one place where Danielle,
Speaker 2: who I work with, gets her hair done and it
Speaker 2: looked really good when she was done. I swear to god.
Speaker 2: I went on their website and I had to fill
Speaker 2: out like a questionnaire and they just kept asking questions
Speaker 2: to the point where I at first was laughing and
Speaker 2: then I got mad because it was like, what do
Speaker 2: you like to do on the weekends? Would you say
Speaker 2: that you're a person who? And then would be like
Speaker 2: knows what they like? Understands that somebody else.
Speaker 1: Is the X make a hair point?
Speaker 2: Yes, And I'm not kidding you. It was like ten
Speaker 2: twelve questions. I finally, like the first time it was,
Speaker 2: I was doing it. I dipped out at like ten questions.
Speaker 2: Finally I was like, I can't find a place. I'm
Speaker 2: going back to that other one and it was like
Speaker 2: fifteen questions when I dipped the second time.
Speaker 1: There's the movie theater to the last like how obvious, like.
Speaker 4: Suck like it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, ooh, Mean Girls, I gotta see that the musical
Speaker 1: and Night Swim I want to see.
Speaker 3: I actually saw Mean Girls the musical on Broadway. What'd
Speaker 3: you think?
Speaker 1: I had a great time. I mean I like a
Speaker 1: I like a musical, like a good time.
Speaker 4: Yeah, is that is it?
Speaker 1: Tina Fey also yes, And then this movie is based
Speaker 1: on the musical. It's a very hair spray story. You know,
Speaker 1: that's really like a movie. Then the musical, then a
Speaker 1: musical based on the movie, and then another reap you know,
Speaker 1: keeps on, keeps on.
Speaker 2: Given homestay, it's delicious.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll miss everything.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that is Uh. The only place you can get
Speaker 4: keso is that. It seems like I was so used
Speaker 4: to melted bowls of cheese. Starting comedy in Austin, it
Speaker 4: was like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe more Kaso. I love Keso. I'm glad Chipotle
Speaker 1: out of kso, oh it's good, it is, it is good.
Speaker 2: I actually ordered Chipotle when I was up at my
Speaker 2: dad's house and they I didn't specify that I wanted
Speaker 2: chips because you had it was like an extra two dollars.
Speaker 1: But I did order.
Speaker 2: Keeso and they didn't fucking give me chips.
Speaker 4: What do they expect you to do with a bowl
Speaker 4: of chipless queso?
Speaker 2: But also, if that's a recent change where we no
Speaker 2: longer throw chips in because we're cool, you, I think
Speaker 2: that needs to be stated somehow where it's.
Speaker 4: Like at least an asterisk.
Speaker 3: They get they used to give them to you automatically.
Speaker 1: I wonder because.
Speaker 3: I always would rather dip a potato.
Speaker 1: I don't love a chip. I don't. That's my controversial take.
Speaker 1: I like cheetos, I like Drito's a Finian, I'll like
Speaker 1: with sandwiches, But for some reason, like chips and dip
Speaker 1: are never what I'm craving.
Speaker 3: Hmmm.
Speaker 1: I would rather dip a fry into something, or have
Speaker 1: some sort of potato, or even put it on the bowl.
Speaker 3: What would you have pour it across what you ordered from?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Chipotle? Yeah, yeah, that is a good idea. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm I really I do love Queso. I have cheetos
Speaker 1: into Queso. I take it to the limit.
Speaker 2: You bring your own cheetos into a Mexican restaurant and
Speaker 2: then order Queso.
Speaker 3: Just gonna do a little thing of my own.
Speaker 1: My favorite Mexicans I do have is Amigos and Pasadena.
Speaker 1: It makes me so happy. I have to do that.
Speaker 4: Oh before you go, oh my god, I had a
Speaker 4: crazy uber.
Speaker 1: Situation where I spilled an ice latte all over hit
Speaker 1: the seat, like all over the ground, so we came
Speaker 1: to this car wash and I should have just can't
Speaker 1: like ended the ride paper and got another, but he
Speaker 1: took me to the car wash. He vacuumed forever, went
Speaker 1: to the bathroom. We went through the car wash. He
Speaker 1: tricked me into giving him so much money. He made
Speaker 1: me feel so bad, and then he also pulled out
Speaker 1: and hit one of the employees. No, no, yeah, but
Speaker 1: then they joked. I think they were friends from the nest.
Speaker 4: Try and make you pay for that too, Jesus.
Speaker 3: No, but it was I was just like.
Speaker 4: And then in the end, how much did it cost you?
Speaker 3: I gave him fifty dollars.
Speaker 4: I'm upset at him.
Speaker 1: I know he's like I have to He's like the smell,
Speaker 1: the sweetness, I'm gonna have to go somewhere else and
Speaker 1: wash it. He's like, that was so much liquid, And
Speaker 1: it was I just he preyed upon my guilt. Yes,
Speaker 1: I felt so guilty. Yeah, but it wasn't like I it.
Speaker 1: I was like I got swindled. But then my friend said,
Speaker 1: for having a crime podcast, it's crazy you got back
Speaker 1: into a car with a man who's adamant You went
Speaker 1: in there because I was like, let's just end it.
Speaker 1: He's like, just sit in the front. Go I don't
Speaker 1: want to sit in the front, and goes fine, sit
Speaker 1: in the bell, Like I don't know why I got
Speaker 1: back in his car because you were trapped. I was trapped.
Speaker 3: You were totally trapped.
Speaker 1: Car wash.
Speaker 2: That kind of shit happened so quickly and people you
Speaker 2: were trapped and you felt bad like there was It
Speaker 2: wasn't like a question mark of maybe he's at fault,
Speaker 2: like he was full victim. And then he worked you
Speaker 2: because where does it end? I mean, that sucks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he took me back to the Nissan dealership.
Speaker 3: No wonder you're moving back to New York.
Speaker 1: Yeah. But the thing is, I have been attacked in
Speaker 1: New York twice. But I don't think that's not city dependent. Unfortunately,
Speaker 1: that's true. Things are just wild.
Speaker 3: It's yeah, that's well less.
Speaker 1: I get more paranoid out here because it is so
Speaker 1: quiet and I am so high and I am so
Speaker 1: paranoid and in New York like this, but I am
Speaker 1: in the at the center of SV like I will
Speaker 1: be living Because there's a gate on the window and I.
Speaker 3: Was like, I'm gonna ask the super and take it off.
Speaker 1: Then the more I thought about it, I go, I
Speaker 1: guess it does lead to the fire escape and I
Speaker 1: will leave this gate on. Yes, I forgot.
Speaker 4: Yeah, how serious are you about becoming a criminal investigator.
Speaker 1: I don't think i'd be good enough at it, but
Speaker 1: I mean I'm I'm always vigilant. I hope to if
Speaker 1: I could help someone one day, but I don't think
Speaker 1: i'd be really good at it. I really don't. It's
Speaker 1: like a real but I did kind of. I'm really
Speaker 1: good in an emergency situation. So you mentioned choking earlier,
Speaker 1: Obviously it comes to mind. I did. I did do
Speaker 1: the Heimlich and say someone's life one really, really I
Speaker 1: talk about that. I was in my apartment and it
Speaker 1: was my friend who used to live in that apartment
Speaker 1: with me, like an old roommate, and she was back
Speaker 1: for like a friend's wedding.
Speaker 3: Were she first curly fried bite and she choked?
Speaker 1: Oh wow?
Speaker 3: And did she do the thing where she tried to
Speaker 3: walk away?
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: She stared at me and I went, are you choking?
Speaker 1: And you know they say if there's no noise, then
Speaker 1: you know it's real. So I knew it was real. Wow.
Speaker 4: I got to work international sign. I don't even remember
Speaker 4: crossing your fingers.
Speaker 1: It was such a blur, and she did say, She's like,
Speaker 1: I thought I was gonna fucking die in this apartment,
Speaker 1: but I also was because then I didn't know if
Speaker 1: it worked, because nothing flew out, but it did dislodge,
Speaker 1: but I didn't know that at the time. So I
Speaker 1: also her and we ran outside and I was calling
Speaker 1: nine one one two, just in case, and then she said,
Speaker 1: I got her. But recently, Kara and I were on
Speaker 1: the road and in Salt Lake City, our uber driver
Speaker 1: fell asleep at the wheel, and I was vigilant from
Speaker 1: him in the beginning. I clocked it right away. I
Speaker 1: was watching him. I was opening the window. I was like,
Speaker 1: and then once we started veering into the media and
Speaker 1: I looked in the rear view mirror, eyes closed, and
Speaker 1: I woke him up. She was right, yeah, And Kara's like,
Speaker 1: I watched his veer and I didn't really know what
Speaker 1: to do.
Speaker 4: Wow, what do you do after that?
Speaker 1: Because well, Kara gave him five stars and she was
Speaker 1: scared to tell me, and then the audience at our
Speaker 1: Chicago live show bullied her.
Speaker 3: Into it, and I was fit.
Speaker 1: She said, I didn't give him a tip though I go,
Speaker 1: I'd rather you have given him money and he needs
Speaker 1: to be put on blast. I don't think the big
Speaker 1: company will do anything. But my dad was a school
Speaker 1: bus driver, Like you need special That's what Uber did.
Speaker 1: It took away the safety guards of like the special
Speaker 1: professional licenses. Yes, that's right. And if you if you
Speaker 1: are tired, my that was just a lesson ingrained in
Speaker 1: me as a young person. So but if you're tired,
Speaker 1: you pull over and you sleep. You don't pick up
Speaker 1: passengers at six in the morning. If you're tired.
Speaker 3: No, you can't be a hero.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: But also that kind of thing where it's a person
Speaker 2: that's just kind of made this decision to power through
Speaker 2: something and then fails at it, where it's like, oh
Speaker 2: and then we just are supposed to die because of that.
Speaker 1: That's fucked up.
Speaker 4: Also, I think those Uber and Left they like reward
Speaker 4: them for doing those long shifts, so they're making them,
Speaker 4: they're motivating them to be driving well tired.
Speaker 3: It's the dystopian future for sure.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like, I mean, it's probably like a trite
Speaker 1: thing or whatever, But this tweet I keep seeing I like,
Speaker 1: is like AI should be in the factories and we
Speaker 1: should be making art, like why is it?
Speaker 3: Why is it not backwards?
Speaker 1: Like what's going on? Yeah? It makes no sense. It's
Speaker 1: so confusing. Wouldn't the companies make more money with ROPO?
Speaker 1: I just don't get it.
Speaker 2: And also all the people that are trying to plement
Speaker 2: it and convince everybody else, they're the ones whose jobs
Speaker 2: should be replaced, like the guys that run huge companies
Speaker 2: in into debt are they should be replaced by a
Speaker 2: robot that can just figure out how to do it better,
Speaker 2: as opposed to like writers or actors.
Speaker 4: It is I've never said and realized that, what why
Speaker 4: is there all this talk of you know, AI replacing artists?
Speaker 4: Have we been up that road before?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I want to go.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's see if there's rich people.
Speaker 4: I don't know why I was drawn to it.
Speaker 2: It's the it's the Museum of the Southwestern American Indian.
Speaker 3: It said, oh wow, yeah, let's draw.
Speaker 1: This is cool.
Speaker 3: When I was you know, I grew up in Skokie
Speaker 3: and something that meet.
Speaker 1: As a teen, we would drive to Evanston up the
Speaker 1: Lake shore, like up Sheridan to look at all the
Speaker 1: rich people's houses.
Speaker 3: Yeah, where is skoky.
Speaker 1: Skokey is the north like the beginning of the North Shore.
Speaker 1: But we're still humble because the train does come to us. Sure,
Speaker 1: but we're by the lake, we're by Evanston, we're western,
Speaker 1: and so it's the then it's the beginning, and then
Speaker 1: it's all these really rich suburbs. And so we would
Speaker 1: smoke a bowl and drive around looking.
Speaker 4: At the big houses. Yeah, I imagine our favorite. But
Speaker 4: do you have any memory of living in Russia?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: No, no, I was a young young child.
Speaker 1: When I left.
Speaker 4: Oh super tiny, yeah, super tiny.
Speaker 1: I do my first memory, and it could just because
Speaker 1: my parents told me about it. So who knows. But
Speaker 1: is me falling into a fountain during our immigration process
Speaker 1: and they were like big fish in like hooy, that's
Speaker 1: it as a toddler. Yeah, for some reason. That's like
Speaker 1: when my memories I think started for me.
Speaker 4: You're right, I think. I think I have memories from Monterey,
Speaker 4: where I was born, but I left when i's too So.
Speaker 3: You made a set of big little eyes.
Speaker 1: Yes, Oh wow, that's.
Speaker 4: What his whole life was like before we were or
Speaker 4: while we were there. My sister and I were there
Speaker 4: spreading mom's ashes, fun fun top but she would not
Speaker 4: stop talking about that show, and I still haven't seen it,
Speaker 4: but I do have memory, and I think it is
Speaker 4: because my parents just kept telling stories. But I swear
Speaker 4: I remember my dad giving me a little fire truck.
Speaker 4: I visualize it or is it because visualizing it during retellings?
Speaker 3: I mean it seems very possible.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, babies don't remember shit.
Speaker 2: You don't know, except the spooky ones. Yeah, the ones
Speaker 2: that are like I've lived before. Oh sorry, sir.
Speaker 4: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: My family used to just saw Corgy hellock he are
Speaker 1: we that restaurant back? Their Glorious doesn't allow strollers.
Speaker 2: And I kind of like thought, oh, take so much room.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't believe in supporting parents, but I
Speaker 1: also like being like, fuck you, we're doing a strollerless brunch.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: It can't.
Speaker 2: Everything can't be to their I mean, and this is
Speaker 2: only because we recently went when I was home up north,
Speaker 2: we went to like a gastro pub that was in
Speaker 2: the neighborhood and there was kids in there that were
Speaker 2: just screaming, and it's like, I get it, their kids
Speaker 2: having a good time, like don't be an old crone,
Speaker 2: but the high pitched like screaming over and over again.
Speaker 3: It was just like it was just so inforting.
Speaker 1: You know, if the word pub is in the title,
Speaker 1: you can't bring your kid.
Speaker 4: No, yeah, no, nothing makes kids swear like drinking.
Speaker 2: But if you're gonna then just be like quick rule.
Speaker 2: You can have fun, giggle, laugh, run around. No screaming,
Speaker 2: that's all. No ear piercing screaming.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they don't really want kids, are terrible tippers.
Speaker 2: They don't want to be in a pub. They're looking
Speaker 2: for something to be doing.
Speaker 4: The answer, I'm gonna admit that I don't know what
Speaker 4: gastro pub means.
Speaker 3: I think it's like a made up thing.
Speaker 2: When they started redoing bars and being like we also
Speaker 2: have wings and we're gonna put like garlic on the fries. Right,
Speaker 2: it's gonna elevate this whole experience.
Speaker 4: But what it's gastrontology or whatever, Like there is a.
Speaker 3: Well that's molecular astronomy.
Speaker 1: Is that what it is?
Speaker 4: Gastronomy?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Different, that's like using it's like food science to
Speaker 1: make things taste like other things, gels like wild flavors
Speaker 1: and textures, nitrogen freezing things. So gasro pubs aren't claiming
Speaker 1: to No, gastro pub is like a ton of beers
Speaker 1: on tap. And maybe it's a play on a British
Speaker 1: pub but something different. I don't know. For some reason,
Speaker 1: it reminds me of what's the wild Wild West? Steampunk?
Speaker 1: Like I think to steampunk people, right.
Speaker 3: But they're connected.
Speaker 2: Yeah, It's like they're saying, we're now gonna combine.
Speaker 3: It's not just a bar.
Speaker 2: We're gonna have like good food and give a shit
Speaker 2: instead of like popcorn or whatever.
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, oh popcorn.
Speaker 1: Interesting.
Speaker 4: I went an uber experience I had was the out side.
Speaker 4: It was a normal just Subaru, and on the instant
Speaker 4: on the guy had put in a tin ceiling. He
Speaker 4: had gears and goggles on his top hat. No, there
Speaker 4: was copper plumbing eye.
Speaker 3: But he was steampunk, yes.
Speaker 4: And he puts so much effort into it that I
Speaker 4: had to be like, oh my god, this is amazing.
Speaker 1: It's not my style.
Speaker 4: I didn't say that, but it was very impressive, all
Speaker 4: the work he had done. I took pictures of it
Speaker 4: that I haven't since looked at. But yeah, I don't.
Speaker 4: I don't understand. That is the other thing. I don't understand.
Speaker 4: Its steampunk way. Why does it exist, what is what
Speaker 4: is it based?
Speaker 1: It's just like people can't get laid in regular clothing
Speaker 1: and they have to find a subculture that's going to
Speaker 1: fuck up.
Speaker 4: So it got started by Mystery the pickup artist.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, okay.
Speaker 4: Find find your flare and deck your car out with it.
Speaker 2: Whoever looks good in a vest likes long waisted.
Speaker 4: Perhaps, yes, show off those little farms.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's yeah, I think of like a pet cruiser.
Speaker 1: What kind of car was his metal car? Yeah, it
Speaker 1: suber It was a Suberu.
Speaker 4: But if it's a very pet cruiser super U, it's
Speaker 4: like a you know, two wheel drive Subaru.
Speaker 2: My confusion about steampunk is just is it Patriot is
Speaker 2: it all jeweles vern or is.
Speaker 1: There some other you know, like excuse me, like twenty
Speaker 1: thousand leagues under the sea.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, because that's what it seems like where
Speaker 2: it's like that's it's based in Victorian innovation where they
Speaker 2: were like, okay, it's not just trains, but we're also
Speaker 2: that's why everything's like a compass or clock.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Have you seen that amazing movie?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's one of the best movies. So good.
Speaker 3: Astona is one of the best actresses generation.
Speaker 4: She is I agree that, yes, and and then only
Speaker 4: to be matched by Jodie Foster and the New Tree Detective.
Speaker 1: But she's not our generation, right, Yeah, she's a generation
Speaker 1: above us.
Speaker 4: She's in our nineties, isn't Didn't you feel like that
Speaker 4: poor things was kind of steam punky.
Speaker 1: The fantastical, like a girly steampunk.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: He took the fantasy fun elements and left the dork element.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Because her wardrobe to me was unreal. I was so
Speaker 1: blown away.
Speaker 2: You haven't seen it, Karen, No, so good now I
Speaker 2: really want to.
Speaker 4: Yeah. It just takes place in a very barren Van
Speaker 4: Lynchauseni type world.
Speaker 1: It was fantastical but grounded and like such cool messaging.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but in a really storytelling way, not
Speaker 1: having like clever.
Speaker 3: My Mark Ruffalo is funny, he's so good. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: love that guy.
Speaker 1: And Emma Stone is just the best acting I've ever seen.
Speaker 3: Yep, she's so good.
Speaker 4: I am with you there, loved it.
Speaker 1: It's so cool, you know, for that's messed up. We
Speaker 1: interviewed the actors, you know, and what's cool is going
Speaker 1: to someone's IMDb for re search and then you just
Speaker 1: see like one hundred and fifteen credits and their whole
Speaker 1: career and all these parts and where they started. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and it's just so cool. And to think Emma Stone
Speaker 1: was in Super Braw.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's why I was thinking the whole time I
Speaker 4: was watching the.
Speaker 1: Movie, you know, and now she's like this creepy like
Speaker 1: forefront because I loved the favorite.
Speaker 2: Too, Oh my god, so good. And also, you know
Speaker 2: House Bunny. I remember somebody saying, Karen, please watch House
Speaker 2: Bunny and I was like, what are you talking about,
Speaker 2: and they're like, please trust me, and then I did,
Speaker 2: and I was like, I love that girl. I love
Speaker 2: this vibe, like I have hope for the future.
Speaker 3: This is good news for me.
Speaker 4: I guess I gotta watch House Bunny.
Speaker 2: It's really good. I mean I think in the context
Speaker 2: of what it was the early two thousand, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean, it's not gonna for what it was.
Speaker 1: And I thought it was hold trash.
Speaker 2: I thought it was like girls, girls and tits.
Speaker 4: Yeah right, yeah, any poster of.
Speaker 1: It have formative years. Being very into the Playboy Bunny Purse.
Speaker 1: I did the sticker at the Tanning salon like I bought.
Speaker 1: I liked the girls next door.
Speaker 2: I definitely fell into Yeah, that was a real boy,
Speaker 2: and it was like in a terror read kind of
Speaker 2: this is what we aspire to. Whegh, that was just
Speaker 2: kind of what was going on.
Speaker 4: I was given a free Playboy like beanie hat that
Speaker 4: I wore hesitantly, and I've never been complimented more by
Speaker 4: women wearing something with such a surprise to me.
Speaker 1: It's a cute bunny, and it's like the photography is tasteful. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, the hair and makeup, the glam is high right,
Speaker 1: you know. So maybe that's why women are more connected
Speaker 1: to yeah.
Speaker 2: And maybe they're just like, hey, I'm up for it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's a great way to let it let people know.
Speaker 1: Yeah people. I think all these people wanted to fuck
Speaker 1: and you drop the bag, dude, and you're just like
Speaker 1: the I love my hat.
Speaker 4: One time I went in my mom's room and under
Speaker 4: your bed she had a Playboy and also a Hustler magazine,
Speaker 4: which I didn't let her know. I knew about him
Speaker 4: for at least a year. I won't go into that,
Speaker 4: but she said her boyfriend brought them over just to
Speaker 4: show her the difference to change her mind about Playboy
Speaker 4: and now I get it. I kind of understand what
Speaker 4: he was doing, just.
Speaker 2: To say, hey, this is.
Speaker 4: Yeah, this is full on porn. Please don't stop being
Speaker 4: mad at me for having a Playboy subscription. I think
Speaker 4: it was.
Speaker 1: And the cartoons were good. I know that was like
Speaker 1: a classical joke.
Speaker 4: But yeah, they're funny. They were good. They were they.
Speaker 3: Were they were sexy and good.
Speaker 4: They were you know, far Side level, clever, very gary, larceny, larceny. Oh,
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know what the names of the cartoons that's
Speaker 1: above my Oh did you not grow up loving the
Speaker 1: Far Side cartoons?
Speaker 4: I was so I had every book?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, so my dad loved those. We had the books.
Speaker 4: I love Yeah, I love any situation with a deer
Speaker 4: or an Amiba wearing horn rim glasses. I love it.
Speaker 2: The classic one, which is the School for Gifted Children
Speaker 2: and the boys pushing and it says pull and it's
Speaker 2: just like that's the simplest best.
Speaker 3: Like, yeah, there you go.
Speaker 2: How did you guys meet me and Chris Fairbanks?
Speaker 4: Yes, that's a good question.
Speaker 1: Where was it Greg?
Speaker 2: I think Greg Bearn told me about you when you
Speaker 2: moved from Austin to Los Angeles.
Speaker 4: And I believe it was Greg and also Jimmy Pardo
Speaker 4: that said you should do a podcast with Karen. And
Speaker 4: then I's like, what's a podcast?
Speaker 3: Mm hmmm, because it was two thousand men's.
Speaker 4: Yes, we've been doing this very long ten years, so crazy,
Speaker 4: it is insane.
Speaker 1: And then hers, yeah, And.
Speaker 4: Then very coincidentally, I worked with her husband at the time.
Speaker 4: He was a camera guy for a show I worked
Speaker 4: on that we use. And then there's my dispensary. Let's
Speaker 4: get some dummies. The showroom is open, maybe they yeah,
Speaker 4: weed in the jar well lit in the middle of
Speaker 4: the room. And I went to their house for just
Speaker 4: a movie watching. We watched Mac and Me. If you
Speaker 4: haven't seen it.
Speaker 1: I don't even know. I've never heard of it.
Speaker 4: It's hilarious, insane.
Speaker 2: It was like ET made by McDonald's.
Speaker 4: Yes, I would love that McDonald's product placement.
Speaker 3: It's crazy.
Speaker 4: There are scenes that they do their own version of
Speaker 4: from ET and it is absolutely insane that it was
Speaker 4: ever made. But we watched it projected on the side
Speaker 4: of her garage, and then I remembered, oh, I'm supposed
Speaker 4: to do something called a podcast mm hmm with Karen
Speaker 4: Kilgarrif let me bring it up, and she said yes,
Speaker 4: and the rest. I want to know what this building
Speaker 4: is to the right, Like, look at this weird architecture,
Speaker 4: these plants, like, yeah, to pass it all the time.
Speaker 3: It's so strategic. You can't look in.
Speaker 1: Who is it? What is it?
Speaker 3: I've never seen someone go in and out like is
Speaker 3: it all one? Like it kills me. It's one person's
Speaker 3: house or apartment building.
Speaker 1: It's a house. They built it from the ground up,
Speaker 1: which they kind of got built pretty fast because usually
Speaker 1: it takes from it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and which would why are the vines growing up
Speaker 4: the side? They aren't they're hanging out like GOLDI locked hair? Yeah,
Speaker 4: what kind of vines hang like let's go knock. We
Speaker 4: have to we have to ask them questions. I do
Speaker 4: love this neighborhood.
Speaker 2: It's pretty great.
Speaker 1: Yeah, is this coming to an end or what? Or No?
Speaker 3: I just were wrapping it down.
Speaker 4: I mean we're we're just rap it up.
Speaker 2: But we should ask you some really specific questions.
Speaker 1: Probably yeah, okay, Yeah, take me around the block a
Speaker 1: few times or further. I do this for hangouts to
Speaker 1: I always need.
Speaker 3: A little warning before it was too abrupt for you to.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what I'm with friends and suddenly I see like
Speaker 1: they're like an uber thing on their phone.
Speaker 3: I'm like, what the fuck?
Speaker 1: You gotta give me a heads up?
Speaker 4: Okay, well, I how about in the new year? Do
Speaker 4: you have this? It's generic, but it will provide an
Speaker 4: answer things in the new year other than becoming a
Speaker 4: New Yorker again? What are and a host? What are
Speaker 4: your some of your resolutions or things that you plan
Speaker 4: on changing about yourself.
Speaker 3: Or underlining about your Yes.
Speaker 1: Honestly, if I am able to upkeep my apartment in
Speaker 1: a way where I'm hosting, that's probably gonna take so
Speaker 1: much effort that that's okay, that could be my only
Speaker 1: focus for sure. No, and that has I Also, I'm
Speaker 1: addicted to TV, and a part of me I don't
Speaker 1: know if I could, part of me wants to not
Speaker 1: buy a TV when I move. Oh that's a big one.
Speaker 1: How long I can go and if it will change
Speaker 1: my life for the better?
Speaker 4: Do you listen to music in your place when you're
Speaker 4: That's how I weaned myself up.
Speaker 1: Now I've heard of music. I need visual stimulation and
Speaker 1: like a TV always, but I have been I do
Speaker 1: I should? I think I'm addicted to the TV. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think I need to try not to buy one.
Speaker 2: Do you feel like is it because reality TV is
Speaker 2: a big part of your life and that it's that
Speaker 2: kind of consumption or everything.
Speaker 1: No, like if we're going back in like therapy stuff.
Speaker 1: That's just how I was raised. I loved being home
Speaker 1: alone in the basement watching TV. It was my comfort
Speaker 1: when my parents would leave and I got to be
Speaker 1: home alone. Yea with like snacks and Blockbuster. Nothing gave
Speaker 1: me more joy. So it's like my safe place. So
Speaker 1: it gives me all this comfort. So I just feel
Speaker 1: very comforted by staying and watching TV.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, it was the same way when my parents
Speaker 4: from home. I loved my parents, but when they came home,
Speaker 4: I was like parties over.
Speaker 1: Yeah, even though they left me alone. I don't know
Speaker 1: why I had such disdain, but I wanted to be alone.
Speaker 2: My sister and I used to watch a ton of
Speaker 2: TV after school, and my sister uh started this kind
Speaker 2: of trend that I really loved where we would talk
Speaker 2: about the performances and who we liked and didn't like
Speaker 2: as actors and so we like George Clooney was a
Speaker 2: guest star on Facts of Life and she'd be like
Speaker 2: this guy, he's not just good looking, he's also good
Speaker 2: at acting and be like we're like she's eight and
Speaker 2: I'm six, or just like okay, that's a right, I
Speaker 2: think so too. I don't be like analytical. She she
Speaker 2: always had an eye for like the people who were
Speaker 2: good in things.
Speaker 3: And so it was I think I learned.
Speaker 2: I learned about giving a shit about whether or not
Speaker 2: people were good at things from her.
Speaker 1: I love that. Is she a good judge of character
Speaker 1: outside of the television.
Speaker 2: Too, Yes, incredible, like truly like don't talk to that person.
Speaker 2: It like she knows immediately if someone is questionable or
Speaker 2: not or like you know, there's you know that thing
Speaker 2: where like I always love crazy people.
Speaker 3: I really enjoy that.
Speaker 2: Part of being in the arts is like this person
Speaker 2: could truly be mentally unstable, and that's compelling to me.
Speaker 2: Let me make eye contact, let me get it in
Speaker 2: there and figure out what's going on. And she's always
Speaker 2: like h like she's the queen of don't get involved
Speaker 2: type of it's more safety base than really I'm surance.
Speaker 3: But she has a good taste overall.
Speaker 1: What a cool specific memory mm hmm.
Speaker 2: It made TV more fun as opposed to just like ugh,
Speaker 2: because we'd have to.
Speaker 3: Watch reruns all the time.
Speaker 2: We had to watch it was we lived out in
Speaker 2: the country, so we had three stations. My parents wouldn't
Speaker 2: get cable, so we had to watch a lot of
Speaker 2: like Star Star Trek against.
Speaker 4: Our will and your dad never did like mine and
Speaker 4: climbed up the telephone flow and hooked up hbos a
Speaker 4: federal Oh cool.
Speaker 1: That's really intent. Your dad's like Homer Simpson.
Speaker 4: I'd hear all those does in the backyard, and I
Speaker 4: knew he was up to something.
Speaker 2: You knew it was a cinemas time when he.
Speaker 4: Was up this walk of Sparklet they make water here?
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh, they worship it.
Speaker 1: It's cool. I love it. Yeah, I just I love
Speaker 1: being near this big ass thing. It's like a prison,
Speaker 1: a fortress.
Speaker 4: Really, what are they afraid it's going to get in there? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Water theft.
Speaker 1: Maybe it used to be a Oh I guess people
Speaker 1: will like fight club style like poisoning the water.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's.
Speaker 1: A good point. Yeah, they're very they were. That's just
Speaker 1: when I saw the bar bire, I'm like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: people want to fuck with water supply the bottles because
Speaker 1: remember Sheila.
Speaker 3: Do you remember Wild Wild Country?
Speaker 1: Yeah, they like the The rumor was that they ground
Speaker 1: up beaver and put it in the water supply. What
Speaker 1: ground up beaver? What was this? It was a documentary
Speaker 1: about a cult in the Oregon.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, it was.
Speaker 2: And they tried to take over a town, the font
Speaker 2: and then they got fought and then they just started poisoning.
Speaker 2: They poisoned people at the salad bar.
Speaker 1: To win votes. So they were they were gonna like
Speaker 1: take over. So they bust a lot of like homeless
Speaker 1: people from all over to come live on their thing.
Speaker 3: But then it backfired, if you can imagine.
Speaker 4: Okay, I gotta watch that, and it was just.
Speaker 1: It's a wild story about power and how you know
Speaker 1: it's happened.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and all those poor people that I mean, I'm
Speaker 2: sure that's not most people's attitude about them, but to me,
Speaker 2: it's like all those kind of lost people that are like, yeah,
Speaker 2: finally this is my thing, and it's like, Nope, you
Speaker 2: picked wrong again.
Speaker 3: This is another bad thing. It's not the solution to
Speaker 3: all your problems.
Speaker 1: Someone online had an observation where it's like in cult
Speaker 1: docs you can tell who's talking. That's like still into
Speaker 1: the cult, right, it's like positive energy and I really
Speaker 1: enjoyed that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it turns out I have that's the only cult
Speaker 4: based thing that I haven't watched. There's a new one
Speaker 4: about these like work camps that's made. They were made.
Speaker 4: They're like unruly children too.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well that happened to my friend in high school.
Speaker 1: Oh really, well, my friend from childhood, she had an
Speaker 1: evil stepmom, like straight out of the fucking movies, Like
Speaker 1: both of her parents died and she was left with
Speaker 1: this evil stepmother. And my friend was kidnapped in the
Speaker 1: middle of the night. Your kident to one of these
Speaker 1: fucking camps. I had no idea where she went.
Speaker 3: That's how they did it.
Speaker 2: They literally would come and break into teenagers' rooms in
Speaker 2: the middle of the night, and the kids would think
Speaker 2: they were being fucking kidnapped.
Speaker 4: But they're being scared straight.
Speaker 1: Well exactly, I just walked because now, like there's doc
Speaker 1: u memories about it, pars Hilton's talked about it, so
Speaker 1: there's more information. And there was one girl who was
Speaker 1: saying she was the worst part about being in this
Speaker 1: like wilderness camp was knowing my parents knew I was
Speaker 1: here and said here to be tortured, like it's you know,
Speaker 1: you cannot trust your parents anymore.
Speaker 2: I mean, it is so fucked it's so fucked up,
Speaker 2: and that the parents were sending them there but didn't
Speaker 2: do the research to know that, Like the one I
Speaker 2: just listened to a podcast about the one that was
Speaker 2: like I wouldn't. They just would take them out into
Speaker 2: the desert and march them around and be like drop
Speaker 2: your clothes, drop your you don't get any food, all
Speaker 2: this shit, and they were being starved and just like
Speaker 2: kind of exposed to the elements.
Speaker 4: Yeah, one girl died because of heat exhaust Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so fucked.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's horrifying. That's that's basically a cult.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: For someone to pay that much money, that's they're expensive.
Speaker 4: That's the other surprising kind. It's like sixteen grand to
Speaker 4: abuse your kids in this elaborate way.
Speaker 3: Crazy.
Speaker 1: You can do it for free at home. The abuse
Speaker 1: people making money.
Speaker 3: I mean, my big soapbox.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm a child free person, and you know
Speaker 1: the algorithm feeds me things that set me up. You're
Speaker 1: a child free person.
Speaker 2: But you didn't support me in the screaming child at
Speaker 2: the gas ro pub.
Speaker 1: Interesting, I did, I absolutely. I said, if a pub
Speaker 1: is in the name, you can't bring your kid.
Speaker 4: Right, Oh, you're right.
Speaker 3: I guess I just want to really.
Speaker 2: Enthusiastics, and I was.
Speaker 4: Either I stayed very quiet.
Speaker 1: You guys are both miss granted. Oh I but on
Speaker 1: a plane, I would never get mad because it's like,
Speaker 1: you have to travel and sometimes your kid comes and
Speaker 1: it's a nightmare for everyone.
Speaker 3: So yes, it's fine.
Speaker 1: And if you're trying, or you step out, but if
Speaker 1: you're not even trying to shut your baby down, that's hard.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just a just a glare.
Speaker 2: I'm just asking for one one moment of that kid
Speaker 2: gets edited in some way, that's all.
Speaker 1: But the big thing I always people think like you
Speaker 1: automatically as a parent. Suddenly there's unconditional love, and parents
Speaker 1: like to talk about unconditional love, and yet so many
Speaker 1: examples of how conditional.
Speaker 3: Parental love really is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sending your kid to conversion camps, these nightmare desert
Speaker 1: marching camps. Yeah, you know, kicking your kid out of
Speaker 1: your house because they're not doing what you want. Like,
Speaker 1: I don't know why I got to like why they
Speaker 1: think the way they think about being a parent.
Speaker 2: Well, it's the it's however the kid is acting, is
Speaker 2: they're doing. It's they're pretending that this kid is suddenly
Speaker 2: gone totally haywire. And I understand sometimes that can happen
Speaker 2: if like.
Speaker 1: Of course there's a socio here and there. Some yeah, but.
Speaker 2: Truly like five percent, and most of the time it's
Speaker 2: because parents didn't like crack the whip like once when
Speaker 2: it mattered, because they just didn't feel like it, or
Speaker 2: it was maybe they were exhausted by their their life.
Speaker 3: I'm not going to go as hard on this one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like parents do live with so much guilt. And
Speaker 1: I love you being like, yeah, that's that one moment
Speaker 1: where you'd weren't in the mood. That's why your kid.
Speaker 3: That's where you stopped up. And I'll never forgive.
Speaker 1: You for it. So much pressure.
Speaker 2: But I have a friend, my friend Adrian had was
Speaker 2: the first friend of everybody to have kids, and she
Speaker 2: used to do shit like so she had three kids
Speaker 2: that were all under the age of like eight, you know,
Speaker 2: at the same time whatever, and she used to do
Speaker 2: stuff like they'd be in a restaurant if they were
Speaker 2: getting like keyed up or whatever, she'd go, You guys
Speaker 2: better be careful the man's watching. They would all just
Speaker 2: be super generally freaked out of like what are you
Speaker 2: talking about?
Speaker 3: And it was just the man like.
Speaker 2: She would just fuck with her children's minds to get
Speaker 2: them to behave that's scary, which is insane.
Speaker 3: Wait, I want to see that house again.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I thought we were coming up on it. Oh,
Speaker 4: I think it's this next one. Note how the vines
Speaker 4: are dangling. They're dangles, dangle vines. They're dangle vines.
Speaker 1: And I don't specialized danglevie, but it is such an
Speaker 1: interesting eighties looking at home. Yes, dangle vine, dangle vines, beetlejuice.
Speaker 1: Like the fact that you can't look in at all, Yes,
Speaker 1: that is a design person. That's Those are freaks. I
Speaker 1: don't need to know more about them.
Speaker 2: But also they're like saying, don't look in here, but
Speaker 2: we're going to make this look really interesting, but please
Speaker 2: don't look in here.
Speaker 4: Yeah. That makes me just want to look in there more.
Speaker 2: The circle makes me want to go right up in there,
Speaker 2: yeah and look in Yeah. Okay, Lisa, when you leave
Speaker 2: Los Angeles, yeah, like, what do you feel like your
Speaker 2: plane lands, You're going to go in You're going to
Speaker 2: go straight to the Lower east Side, slap down your backpack,
Speaker 2: what have you, and then you're going to crack your
Speaker 2: knuckles and be like, here we go. Sure, what's the
Speaker 2: first thing, fun thing that you really miss that you
Speaker 2: want to do when you get back to NYC?
Speaker 1: Well, I don't know if it's the fur top top
Speaker 1: my goal just overall, I like being a regular, So
Speaker 1: I can't wait to get my bodega relationship going.
Speaker 3: I can't wait to find my corner stores.
Speaker 1: There's a diner, like, I can't wait to start showing
Speaker 1: my face at this diner. You know. I want to
Speaker 1: build the relationships around my block with my laundry person.
Speaker 3: So that's like all of that.
Speaker 1: But I think when I get there, I'll just start
Speaker 1: walking around because my boxes won't even be there.
Speaker 2: I don't think, ooh, that's kind of exotic to just
Speaker 2: be there with whatever you can hold.
Speaker 1: Yeah, fun, maybe I'll find I mean, the cool thing
Speaker 1: to do would be to go out to a bar
Speaker 1: and then have sex in my just Bear apartment. Yep,
Speaker 1: I think that would be like goal yes, wood floor, Yeah.
Speaker 3: And with the bartender. So you can never go back
Speaker 3: to that.
Speaker 4: Yes, fun, don't sleep with the bodega personal. You just befriended.
Speaker 3: You need that guy in your life.
Speaker 4: That is something that's very specific that I did. You know,
Speaker 4: they don't even have bodegas here, but when whenever I'm
Speaker 4: staying in New York, even if it's for a week,
Speaker 4: I do befriend the bodega guy. And they do. They
Speaker 4: always do a good job of like remembering, Oh, you're
Speaker 4: the guy that's visiting same thing as yesterday. It's such
Speaker 4: a cool relationship.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they Yeah, it does a lot for the mood,
Speaker 1: and I feel cool.
Speaker 2: I feel cool when they remember it's community. Yeah, like
Speaker 2: that's exactly you belong somewhere.
Speaker 1: I love that. Yeah. I keep referring to things I
Speaker 1: saw on the internet. I really need to croc open
Speaker 1: a book and live a life. But not even one
Speaker 1: sentence like well my friend said this, not once. No
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 3: All I do is I saw on TikTok.
Speaker 2: I saw on TikTok, which, by the way, I wanted
Speaker 2: to tell you I saw a clip of yours on
Speaker 2: TikTok and you were on another podcast that I don't
Speaker 2: didn't recognize the people that were in it, but you
Speaker 2: were so.
Speaker 3: Funny and so compelling.
Speaker 2: I was so excited to be like kind of experiencing
Speaker 2: you in the wild and being like, she's so good,
Speaker 2: she's so good at comedy.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, yeah you are.
Speaker 4: I was gonna say, too, I either you do stand
Speaker 4: up very often or we just happen to be on
Speaker 4: a lot of shows together, because I always thought that's
Speaker 4: about Laurie Kilmartin too. I'm like, every other show is on.
Speaker 4: She seemed to be on it also. But you're always
Speaker 4: so effortlessly and the audiences immediately like you, and it's
Speaker 4: just that's so nice. Yeah, it's really cool to watch.
Speaker 3: It's great. Yeah, so it makes me happy to watch.
Speaker 4: If you're ever, if you're in New York. She leads alive.
Speaker 1: It is what I am the happiest I do like
Speaker 1: performing so.
Speaker 4: Much, me too, and chatting. I found I found that
Speaker 4: while I was at home though, where I'm happy and
Speaker 4: I was relaxing, we were passing Kara's house.
Speaker 1: Up the kids, they're up. What time is it.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you exactly what they're doing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh yeah, this is dinner time.
Speaker 1: This is different.
Speaker 3: It's a perfect time to stop by.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's asti pasta happening, or she's that's someone else
Speaker 1: that looks like the best thing about Karen her daughter's
Speaker 1: relationship is everything she says about Rosie. I'm like, that's you.
Speaker 3: Oh you don't know how to deal with yourself.
Speaker 1: Like that's so great. She needs this. I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I've gone out to you with you. That house is
Speaker 1: cool too, Yes, it's on a corner, but I feel
Speaker 1: like that's such a.
Speaker 2: I just wish people would get first curtains first.
Speaker 3: You don't need to be inviting the public as.
Speaker 4: Then get the hillside of such.
Speaker 1: But don't you like looking into homes so much? It's
Speaker 1: a gift.
Speaker 2: It's actually in fucking New York City that is Like
Speaker 2: I could walk around all night looking into those brownstone
Speaker 2: first floor like things, and like every single one was
Speaker 2: a more beautiful, amazing one than the last one.
Speaker 1: You know. The one thing that didn't happen during my
Speaker 1: tenure here in LA that I'm upset about is at
Speaker 1: the comedy store across the street there's the Pendry Hotel,
Speaker 1: and people fuck at the windows really yeah, to get
Speaker 1: their Jolley's off. Oh yeah, they know.
Speaker 4: What they're doing, really oh wow.
Speaker 1: And the people will watch like comics have been able
Speaker 1: to experience that I haven't yet.
Speaker 4: So see if there's another reason I should have been
Speaker 4: a regular there.
Speaker 1: You got to.
Speaker 2: Figure out what the equivalent in New York City is
Speaker 2: and find that so much to see people.
Speaker 3: Fuck, probably people masturbate on the train, not as not at.
Speaker 4: All, not as not as exciting, that's four feet away.
Speaker 1: As not as sexy, definitely not as sexy when my
Speaker 1: parents do not love New York. But we all went
Speaker 1: for my cousin's wedding. This was before I lived there,
Speaker 1: and I wanted to take them to milk Bar. This
Speaker 1: is like twenty eleven or something or twenty twe but
Speaker 1: I was like, we have to go to milk bar.
Speaker 1: And all my nieces and nephews passed by a jerking
Speaker 1: off person.
Speaker 4: At Oh wow.
Speaker 1: It was wow. It's like, wow, the kids are seeing
Speaker 1: their first public jerk offs.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they have to know this is the real world.
Speaker 4: That's not the kind of milking. I wanted them to say.
Speaker 2: There was a guy that I passed on Hollywood Boulevard
Speaker 2: who was doing that. I believed that he was a
Speaker 2: homeless person and he had the biggest dick. It was
Speaker 2: wild and crazy. It was just like, how is this?
Speaker 1: How is this not a job and yeah what Yeah?
Speaker 2: Really it feels like you should have more than what
Speaker 2: you have based on.
Speaker 4: What you have. Yeah, I noticed that all the time,
Speaker 4: all the all the guys in my neighborhood that are
Speaker 4: just ripped. I'm like, why are you in better shape
Speaker 4: than me? And do not show me your dick. I
Speaker 4: don't want to feel bad about that too.
Speaker 3: Well, it is I feel.
Speaker 1: Like if if you have such a big dick, you like,
Speaker 1: the earlier you get your dick sucked, the more of
Speaker 1: a mess of your life is going to be in
Speaker 1: the future. Okay, because you're just getting your dick sucks
Speaker 1: so early you don't know what it is to try. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then you just become complacent. It just that's why
Speaker 1: big dicks hot people sometimes don't achieve.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they just don't. They never felt the longing for anything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like the hottest girl in high school sometimes
Speaker 1: does end up working at ihop.
Speaker 4: Yeah, sometimes a big dick just slows you down.
Speaker 1: There is one porn star I think it Dread, and
Speaker 1: he's known as like giant giant dick. But he had
Speaker 1: to stop because like the blood, he just doesn't have
Speaker 1: enough blood in his body to circulate to get his dick.
Speaker 3: Fully hard all the way from Wow.
Speaker 1: Bottoms of the tip, dude like get lightheaded. It's just
Speaker 1: it wouldn't get hard in it. It just it was
Speaker 1: just injuring people and not ard enough and just took
Speaker 1: up too much blood. He couldn't do it.
Speaker 3: Wow, there is a burden to.
Speaker 1: Too big of a day.
Speaker 4: I wonder if someone that ever had like a heart
Speaker 4: attack because all the blood was occupied down there.
Speaker 1: Interesting. I'll ask my friends medical journals.
Speaker 3: How do you feel about wrapping this up?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, well, thank you for the warning. And you
Speaker 1: really did take me around longer than anticipate after I
Speaker 1: said it, So I feel really good about that.
Speaker 2: I just don't want you to ever feel dumped off,
Speaker 2: not from this podcast.
Speaker 4: Do you have anything they want to promote anything that
Speaker 4: I do.
Speaker 1: I'm on the road doing stand up. I have a
Speaker 1: link tree.
Speaker 4: So I've been meaning to do that. That's my resolution.
Speaker 1: At glitter Cheese is my Instagram. But I'm gonna be
Speaker 1: in Saint Louis, in Boston, Chicago, Nashville, Tacoma, Spokane, Spokane, get.
Speaker 4: Over Yeah, yeah, that's where my sister lives. Spokane Comedy Club.
Speaker 4: You're gonna love it.
Speaker 1: Rochester, Baltimore, I've never been. I'm gonna live my John
Speaker 1: Waters fantasy. I'm gonna go to Ace of Cakes, eat
Speaker 1: some uts, chips, crabbed dip. I can't wait.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Yeah, you're gonna love that.
Speaker 1: I think. I mean, it's so cool to go to
Speaker 1: a place you've never been.
Speaker 3: Yes, so fun.
Speaker 1: Good morning Baltimore.
Speaker 3: Here I come. I'm so excited you acted.
Speaker 1: I am an actor.
Speaker 4: Thank you, you've acted. What should people watch that you're
Speaker 4: proud of?
Speaker 1: Thank you? Your recent cool thing was I was in
Speaker 1: Michelle Buteau's Netflix show called Survival of the Thick. Yes,
Speaker 1: it didn't come out the day the strike rules were enacted,
Speaker 1: so I was not able to talk about it, But
Speaker 1: it felt really cool to be a Netflix show, really
Speaker 1: good hair and makeup. I played kind of a maniac.
Speaker 1: I play like a culture culture cult appropriator.
Speaker 3: And it's just good. It's rom com, fun vibes.
Speaker 4: Yeah, did we're I love Michelle. We're your friends.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've met her a long time ago. I always
Speaker 1: looked up to her. She's so cool.
Speaker 3: But I did have to audition, you know, oh yeah twice.
Speaker 4: That makes you appreciate the rule that I knew.
Speaker 1: I got it because after my audition, she goes, I
Speaker 1: think we got it, and I go, yeah, we do, bitch,
Speaker 1: let's do this, genius girl.
Speaker 2: It's better that you had to audition because then you
Speaker 2: had to compete and you won.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I also this is cool.
Speaker 1: I was not. I was supposed to be a very
Speaker 1: deeply unlikable person, and I made the character likable, so
Speaker 1: I got to have more episodes. Nice.
Speaker 4: Oh that's great.
Speaker 1: I was supposed to do something horrible and get kicked
Speaker 1: off out of the show, and then instead they like
Speaker 1: changed it.
Speaker 3: Nice, so I keep you around.
Speaker 4: That's great.
Speaker 1: Great, So that's and then I do get kicked by
Speaker 1: a horse and nope.
Speaker 4: This guy's just doing push ups. I thought i'd point
Speaker 4: that out.
Speaker 3: Wait sure, oh my god.
Speaker 4: Cool he stopped.
Speaker 1: I know. But he's hot.
Speaker 3: Yeah he can do what he wants.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's fucking hot.
Speaker 4: Like his face.
Speaker 3: If you hate his body.
Speaker 4: Body, keep doing those push ups, work on it to
Speaker 4: catch up.
Speaker 1: I think that's the hottest person I've seen in Highland Parker.
Speaker 1: We'll be honest, I'm fully am in love.
Speaker 3: Days before you leave, isn't it? Isn't that always the way.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go change and go do push ups on
Speaker 1: the ground next time.
Speaker 4: I'm lately looking for company.
Speaker 1: Hey, what's up?
Speaker 3: I was doing this too.
Speaker 1: Not to brag, but I have been going to Taylor
Speaker 1: Swift themed soul cycle classes for my exercise. Yes, it
Speaker 1: really is fun.
Speaker 3: That's great.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: We all sing really, yeah, we all know the words.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so we sang along.
Speaker 2: My sister and my niece are huge Swifties, and they
Speaker 2: went to the concert and they're so into it. And
Speaker 2: it got to the point where I was like, hey,
Speaker 2: can one time be in the car and not listen
Speaker 2: to a Swift And they both were like no, It's
Speaker 2: like all right, Well that's how it is.
Speaker 1: That so I'm a new Swiftie. And I could tell
Speaker 1: that Kara is getting fed up. Yeah I can't. There's
Speaker 1: not I can't stop talking about her. Yeah, because there's
Speaker 1: so much to learn. There's so many songs because you're
Speaker 1: catching up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm catching up exactly.
Speaker 1: So like yesterday during the ride, there are two songs
Speaker 1: I didn't recognize and then I looked them up and
Speaker 1: it's an album I thought I didn't like.
Speaker 3: And now look at me.
Speaker 2: Now you have a brand new thing to explore.
Speaker 1: New songs, and then the fans are so happy that
Speaker 1: you're in it, so they have suggestions and some always
Speaker 1: have something to say.
Speaker 3: And I google her every morning to see what she
Speaker 3: wore the night before.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, okay.
Speaker 2: She really does deliver though on all those things. Like
Speaker 2: the outfit she was wearing at the Golden Globes was
Speaker 2: so awesome.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I heard it was reputation coded. It wasn't. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because we Karen I, were doing other show in Seattle
Speaker 1: and we meet the listeners and afterwards one of the
Speaker 1: girls goes, did you see the dress for I go
Speaker 1: not yet, she showed it, she had it on. She goes,
Speaker 1: it's so reputation coded. And then a girl like twenty
Speaker 1: people be goes, did you see the dress yet? I go,
Speaker 1: I was shown it and she goes rep coated.
Speaker 2: And yes, it's the album.
Speaker 3: Oh and I guess it's like the color of a snake.
Speaker 1: So she was dressing green a lot to like be
Speaker 1: like the snake emoji, because you know, people were weaponizing
Speaker 1: it against her, and she went, now I'm the emoji.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, I think I can't be sure.
Speaker 2: But also like the hangout that she was having with
Speaker 2: Slena Gomez and that whole thing was So that's why
Speaker 2: I love her so much, is she's doing it so well.
Speaker 2: She's first of all just successfully and monetarily, but then
Speaker 2: just she's teaching people how to be cool in like
Speaker 2: a way that's helpful. Like girls are being very empowered
Speaker 2: and being very like, yes, you stand behind your friends
Speaker 2: and you like make sure the girls are okay and
Speaker 2: you did it whatever. And it's like that that's new,
Speaker 2: like as a person from the eighties, that's new, and
Speaker 2: it makes me really happy.
Speaker 1: And she likes being famous. She wanted to be famous,
Speaker 1: and she appreciate like she isn't like, oh, leave me alone,
Speaker 1: right right, And I really love that too, where she's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I wanted to be famous and now I'm famous. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so now I'm gonna be famous.
Speaker 2: I'm the most famous, and I'm fucking perfect looking and
Speaker 2: really good at writing songs.
Speaker 1: But then she'll also wear affordable things because now I'm
Speaker 1: looking at like she wore a green velvet dress last
Speaker 1: week and it cost one hundred twenty seven dollars.
Speaker 2: Oh nice, two thousand.
Speaker 1: Dollars boots, but one hundred twenty seven dollars Druss Hey,
Speaker 1: you've got.
Speaker 2: To accessorize, and they have to be key pieces exact.
Speaker 2: You can't just shoes are important.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it feels good to be a Swiftie. It
Speaker 1: wasn't good on the other side, it didn't feel good,
Speaker 1: and now it feels right. It feels good.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm on the other side. I feel like I
Speaker 4: gotta get on board, honestly.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna go home and put it on and
Speaker 1: then the pack.
Speaker 2: You should, Chris, you should watch the Tour, the Errors
Speaker 2: Tour movie, Okay, and then that'll kind of like get
Speaker 2: you into what everyone else is kind of reeling from
Speaker 2: and him Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Ok because then you can find your era and then
Speaker 1: listen to songs from that era and see if you
Speaker 1: connect more.
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, I'll just dip my toes into an era.
Speaker 3: Yeah, take it easy.
Speaker 1: I haven't watched it because I'm hoping to see her
Speaker 1: next year live. Oh yeah, yeah, I'm still I'm hopeful
Speaker 1: I'm going to make that happen.
Speaker 2: I haven't watched it because and I honestly love her
Speaker 2: and have have listened to her for a long time,
Speaker 2: as has my sister and my niece. But if I
Speaker 2: watch the Errors movie. I will not stop crying the
Speaker 2: entire time, and I just don't want to go there
Speaker 2: at the moment.
Speaker 3: But it's like such a big deal.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like the fact that her and Beyonce were having
Speaker 2: this kind of like back and forth domination of all
Speaker 2: entertainment last year in a way that was like billions
Speaker 2: of dollars or trillions of dollars, I know, so much money.
Speaker 1: Like Yeah, the fun fact I like to say that
Speaker 1: I learned in the Time magazine article because of the
Speaker 1: Friendship bracelets, the bead market went up five hundred percent,
Speaker 1: Like craft stores were selling out of beads.
Speaker 3: They've had record profits.
Speaker 1: And then girls on Etsy were making millions of dollars
Speaker 1: making the Friendship bracelets.
Speaker 4: Yes, funny, like full.
Speaker 1: Economy shifts, food banks making more money, Like she donates
Speaker 1: to food banks everywhere she goes. They would get so
Speaker 1: much money from her. They're like we could feed people.
Speaker 3: For a year, like a day.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's great.
Speaker 1: She makes seismic changes in people's lives and I don't
Speaker 1: care about her emissions.
Speaker 3: She can't fly commercial.
Speaker 2: Right, No, no, no, it's she is way past that point,
Speaker 2: way past that. And also it's like if you're worried
Speaker 2: about emissions and people's carbon footprint.
Speaker 3: Start with the CEOs because they're the ones.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but the people start with the men who are
Speaker 2: just like flying to their dumb golf course.
Speaker 4: Or buying her boyfriend's jersey is the top selling just
Speaker 4: because of the connection with her.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're on planes going to Epstein's Island.
Speaker 3: We're all thinking it.
Speaker 1: I mean, so beautiful place.
Speaker 3: Chris loves that temple.
Speaker 4: A lot of people went there. Tolda Swinton was not
Speaker 4: there for nefarious reasons. It's a nice beach.
Speaker 1: What if I was.
Speaker 4: I was always apology.
Speaker 3: It's a beautiful island.
Speaker 4: There's other places on the island you can be off compound.
Speaker 3: This was amazing.
Speaker 1: Honestly, I didn't want to end without any without mentioning
Speaker 1: Jeffrey Epstein's.
Speaker 3: Yes, thank god we got.
Speaker 1: And then you guys keep talking, right, I take off
Speaker 1: the mic and just leave into the night.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're gonna actually talk about what you talked about
Speaker 2: and read it.
Speaker 4: Okay, well we're gonna close out. We stop right when
Speaker 4: the door shut.
Speaker 2: Yes, oh really, Yeah, you can actually be here for
Speaker 2: the Outroy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, so go see Lisa at the city. She
Speaker 4: mentioned on Watch her to stand Up Live.
Speaker 2: She supported us hand Up, She's brilliant.
Speaker 4: You've been listening to Do You Need a Ride? D
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