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Speaker 1: My mom took my cheating ex girlfriend's side, and it's

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Speaker 2: If only she knew the truth.

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Speaker 3: You know, we do need a big truth, A big truth,

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Speaker 3: a big saucy truth. I want receipts at dats Oh

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Speaker 3: tell me. I was raised by a single mom. My

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Speaker 3: dad died two years after I was born. Dang, coming

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Speaker 1: I focused on my career for the most part of

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Speaker 1: when I was twenty, I met my ex girlfriend and

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Speaker 1: we got together. What kind of career you're doing before

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Speaker 2: For most of your life?

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Speaker 3: I was working hard, you know. I was at am

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Speaker 3: I cheap, and I was. I spent a twelve at twelve,

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Speaker 3: and I spent a good nine years and near a decade.

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Speaker 2: Then I decided it was a time for a change

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Speaker 1: Yes, and that's when I met my ex. We were

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Speaker 1: at her new workplace? A new guy who she fell

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Speaker 2: Huh out shout chi.

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Speaker 1: I only found out because she admitted to doing it

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Speaker 1: with her friends.

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Speaker 2: Uh, I thought it was a girl.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. It was a long day. I immediately

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Speaker 1: few hours of me trying to process what happened, my

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Speaker 2: She hasn't raised me like this, son, what are you doing?

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Speaker 2: I can't believe you.

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Speaker 1: I was confused, asked what she meant, and she said,

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Speaker 1: my cheating ex girlfriend accused me of cheating on her

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Speaker 1: and she.

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Speaker 2: Found proof of that on my phone. Stop. I couldn't

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Speaker 1: I tried to talk to my mother, telling her the

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Speaker 1: exact opposite is true and that she is cheated on me,

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Speaker 1: but she didn't believe me. Part of the reason is

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Speaker 1: probably because she and my mom truly loved each other.

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Speaker 1: Oh gods, mom, Yeah, and mystery man, Oh, intergenerationals.

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Speaker 3: Not my not my My mom cheated on my girlfriend

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Speaker 3: with a third guy.

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Speaker 1: Oh, my gosh, girlfriend and mom cheated on me with

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Speaker 3: I'm I'll be honest. The story exists. It must we

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Speaker 3: will have a billion people. Come on, come on. I

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Speaker 3: never had a problem with that till then. I liked

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Speaker 3: how they got along with each other. My mother called

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Speaker 3: me a liar, and she said she disinherit me from

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Speaker 3: her will, and she's not gonna have a cheater for

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Speaker 3: a son without my proof. Brain, Why why mom, listen

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Speaker 3: to your son?

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Speaker 2: Please? Oh you you pop this boy on CHIPOOSI.

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Speaker 1: I mean, like, if you are unsure of the veracity

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Speaker 3: About to come. How does this happen without any proof?

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Speaker 2: Too? Without any proof?

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Speaker 3: I mean, I guess like if if you know your

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Speaker 3: she's like, yeah, your grandson just cheated and all this stuff, Like,

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Speaker 3: I guess you just believe.

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Speaker 2: Her, I don't you know, Like sweety, show me the

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Speaker 2: picture sheets? Yeah, where give me the eats?

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Speaker 4: Where are these smooty letters? I remember back in my day,

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Speaker 4: I used to write letters to my secretary, and they

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Speaker 4: were sussy.

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Speaker 2: I need to see those hot sexy nude shit.

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Speaker 4: Get it me one of those pin up girls that

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Speaker 2: Could you print it on my could you fetch it

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Speaker 4: Reminds me of one of those old nudim eggs for

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Speaker 2: Oh boy, were those pages sticky. After I was done

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Speaker 2: with them, just phoned it into Kinkoch Darling.

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Speaker 1: I found out that my cheating ex girlfriend continued to

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Speaker 1: this was so painful to me. The only person that

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Speaker 2: Hey, hey, let's go, let me go.

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Speaker 1: I'm all for fellas showing fellas a little bit of

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Speaker 3: Sweet bromance, come on completely here for this, but his

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Speaker 3: support really helped me getting through this. One year later,

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Speaker 3: when I already was over it, my doorbell rang and

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Speaker 3: And I then, what do you think?

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Speaker 2: He did? Door? Interface slammed the door her face.

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Speaker 1: She started crying, and he did yeah, oh my god,

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Speaker 2: She said she wanted to talk to me and that

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Speaker 2: she was so sorry. Oh crimey river.

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Speaker 1: After she begged for fifteen minutes straight, I gave in

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Speaker 2: She was drunk.

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Speaker 1: So like, wait, it's like the mom and the ex

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Speaker 2: What do you got for me this week?

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Speaker 1: You give me the tea? Oh my god, you're not

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Speaker 1: going to believe this. So your son remember when I

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Speaker 1: said that he cheated on me? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Girl, he crazy? Well I was lying? What what me?

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Speaker 1: She apologized profusely and said that she knows that she

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Speaker 1: I told her that I accept her apology, but I

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Speaker 2: Woo.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, lay down the loss. Even though she begged me

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Speaker 1: I hate her. She just can't live with this thought

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Speaker 1: used to it, Get used to I don't even hate her.

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Speaker 1: I still love her. She's still my mom, but my

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Speaker 2: Well, a doozy.

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Speaker 1: I want to know what all of you guys would

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Speaker 1: and was like see ya, and then she comes crying

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Speaker 1: like would you forgive her?

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Speaker 2: Would you not?

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Speaker 1: Do you think she deserves to be forgiven? Do you

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Speaker 2: I know?

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Speaker 1: There's just more time that needs to be had. But

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Speaker 2: Yep, what do you think?

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Speaker 3: So obviously the cheating ax A is the a whole, right,

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Speaker 3: Like that's that's obvious for sure?

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Speaker 1: Cheating ax was like, actually, oh he is the cheater,

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Speaker 3: Believed her and did she She didn't exactly cut him

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Speaker 1: She said I don't want to see you anymore.

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Speaker 3: Okay, So and then the grandparents too basically seemed like

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Speaker 3: And also like, what is it? What is it with

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Speaker 2: Right?

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Speaker 3: Number two? What is it with these families? And like

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Speaker 3: cheating is terrible, absolutely, but do you disown your child

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Speaker 3: This diowning is just so crazy to me. Yeah, this

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Speaker 2: Like is this true? Like just tell me it's wrong,

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Speaker 3: And yeah, so I think and I'm sure OP multiple

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Speaker 1: Yeah it's it's pretty bad. But let us know what

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Speaker 1: you soon. Today I affed up by trying poll yeamory,

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Speaker 1: which means blinking with multiple people.

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Speaker 4: I know it is.

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Speaker 2: It's potentially dangerous territory that it is.

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Speaker 1: It makes it very complicated. Indeed, it does relationships. You

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Speaker 1: know it can work, but it can it can work.

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Speaker 1: Have I seen it work?

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Speaker 2: No.

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Speaker 1: A few weeks ago, me twenty seven female and my partner,

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Speaker 1: twenty seven male, broached the topic of potentially dating other people. Also,

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Speaker 1: we do the entire negotiation of boundaries, rules, rules for

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Speaker 1: making things work hard, limits on what's okay great. I

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Speaker 1: am more than interested in adding another partner to our relationship,

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Speaker 1: but my partner wanted to try dating separately first, just

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Speaker 1: he chose hot rando girl from Tinder. We excitedly wish

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Speaker 3: I like how they're both going on a date at

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like it's like the their moon cycles or

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: My day two will call Mark and I meet up

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Speaker 1: at a cute seafood restaurant for dinner together. Things start

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Speaker 1: off rocky. Becomes immediately clear that Mark has never been

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Speaker 1: within six feet of a human woman.

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Speaker 2: Why did you choose Mark, bro? Yeah, if you work

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Speaker 2: with him, you have to know at least.

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Speaker 1: A little bit a little bit, right, Yeah, I mean

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Speaker 1: hopefully Marks just like a haughty or something. Yeah, off

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Speaker 1: as haughty, but just freaking python his Yeah, maybe that's

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Speaker 1: the print. Anyway, I'm doing all the talking and he

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Speaker 1: is staring at me intently and nodding his head in silence.

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Speaker 2: I mean that's potentially okay, he's a good listener.

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Speaker 1: I eventually run out of things to say because he

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Speaker 1: isn't participating at all, and start desperately looking at my phone,

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Speaker 1: texting and browsing Reddit to avoid the unbearable awkwardness.

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Speaker 2: That's even more awkward, Bro.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you've ever got gone to a

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Speaker 1: restaurant and seen the tables were like both people are

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Speaker 1: just on their phones, Like.

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Speaker 2: You feel you feel like awkward for them?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Not bad?

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Speaker 1: Why go to dinner? At that point, eventually Mark takes

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Speaker 1: some initiative and participates in conversation. Go Mark, finally, and

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Speaker 1: he's actually telling me more about himself. Maybe he isn't

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Speaker 1: a serial killer after all, just a little nervous. After

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Speaker 1: some really fun and invigorating conversation, Mark then decides to

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Speaker 1: drop all of his bomb shells up me at random,

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Speaker 1: with no warning whatsoever. He lets me know that he

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Speaker 1: lives with his parents or has a small penis and

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Speaker 1: enjoys playing with dolls.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's so amazing.

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Speaker 3: Wow, just like I live with my mom and my

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Speaker 3: penis is small and I like dolls.

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Speaker 2: Man, that could be a song somebody remixed that.

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Speaker 1: I mom, all, okay, I did not ask for that information.

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Speaker 1: I reassure him that these things are fine, probably and

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Speaker 1: kind of laughed it off as a weird joke that

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Speaker 1: fell flat. At this point, I'm just ready to flee,

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Speaker 1: but Mark mentions the movie I had planned for us

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Speaker 1: at my house after dinner. I begrudgingly accept because I'm

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Speaker 1: a huge pushover and I'm still holding out hope that

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Speaker 1: Mark will surprise me and completely change back into the

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Speaker 1: normal guy that I know from work. Also, like, don't

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Speaker 1: choose the guy from work for your polyamory experimentation, Like

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Speaker 1: like this is that's right, It's gonna be so weird

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Speaker 1: to go work together after this, Like, come on, choose

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Speaker 1: the hot tinder guy?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, for real? A himbo.

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Speaker 1: Obviously you all know this didn't happen. As we were

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Speaker 1: watching the movie, Mark tries to pull a move on me,

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Speaker 1: and by pull a move, I mean startle me by

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Speaker 1: basically jumping off the couch ripping his pants down, and

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Speaker 1: then I just panic because one, there's not been any

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Speaker 1: indication I'm interested in having sex with him at all,

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Speaker 1: and two, his venus was actually so small that there

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Speaker 1: was no way I could have sex with him even

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Speaker 1: if I wanted to. Oh my god, I am not

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Speaker 1: one to body shame all, and I've never cared about

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Speaker 1: my partner size, but I just don't see how it

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Speaker 1: would even be possible. So my body does when it

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Speaker 1: normally does when I get into a state of panic.

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Speaker 2: I immediately vomit. Oh my god, does right on the floor.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: We're both frozen, staring at the vomity carpet. I look

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Speaker 1: him directly in the eyes and quietly tell him I

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Speaker 1: don't think dinner agreed with me, and that he should

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Speaker 1: probably leave. He does, imagine stripping down, and the girl

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Speaker 1: immediately vomit.

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Speaker 2: But also imagine just like you're sitting there just like

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Speaker 2: and all of a sudden, you get up and you're

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Speaker 2: just like make love to me. Oh goodness.

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Speaker 1: My partner returned home a little later and said his

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Speaker 1: date was also a bust. His lovely lady pulled out

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Speaker 1: a bagg of cocaine on the drive home and proceeds

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Speaker 1: to turn on all the interior lights in his car

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Speaker 1: so that she can scoop up a spoonful using her

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Speaker 1: special cokespoon that was preparedly decoratively attached to her wallet.

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Speaker 1: I am just in shock. Dating is tough. I'm not

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Speaker 1: thinking we'll be trying this again for quite some time.

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Speaker 1: God speed, godspeed to any single people out there.

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Speaker 3: Okay, just real quick, number one, ten trillion times worse.

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Speaker 3: She just she just basically was was doing coke, which

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Speaker 3: is weird and whatever, but.

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Speaker 1: Just like inside the car also, like I mean, is

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Speaker 1: it like the coke to go everywhere because it's like

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Speaker 1: the bumps to the road, the bumps in the road. Hey,

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Speaker 1: the bumps in the road with the bumps in the road. Bro,

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Speaker 1: that's that's a rap lyric right there. Yeah, yeah, bumps

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Speaker 1: the road on the road. That's true about to go

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Speaker 1: to the abode because.

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Speaker 2: I got to use the kommode Ooh th.

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Speaker 1: Dragon, because I got a Kimodo dragon in my pants.

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Speaker 1: I opened up my ass and did a little dance.

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Speaker 1: That's our raft, ladies and gentleman