Speaker 1: Second Date Update. We got a guy on the phone
Speaker 1: for a second date update today named Austin, and Austin
Speaker 1: went out with a celebrity. You didn't say who in
Speaker 1: the email, but you can't make it cool. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: take a guess and go again with pauladin what's what
Speaker 1: always her? Well, somebody's got to be dating her. Well,
Speaker 1: let's let's find out. Austin, you bag the butter queen.
Speaker 1: Uh No, he did not go out with a celebrity chef? Okay,
Speaker 1: I she's married now and I'm oh for like eighty
Speaker 1: on those guesses? Was it a celebrity like high enough
Speaker 1: where you had to sign an nda And that's why
Speaker 1: you can't say their name to be clear, it was
Speaker 1: actually someone that looked like a celebrity. They weren't actually
Speaker 1: a celebrity. Okay, So they look like Pauladine. Yeah, there
Speaker 1: we go. So tell us about the girl that you
Speaker 1: want us to call. What is her name? So news Tanya? Okay?
Speaker 1: And how'd you meet her? Through Tender? Perfect? And she
Speaker 1: on Tender she's just like gorgeous, like ten out of ten.
Speaker 1: And I think she kind of looks like Khalisi, like
Speaker 1: from Game of throne. Oh is she's the really super
Speaker 1: blonde one that looks like almost like albino one, hot
Speaker 1: blue eyes, mother dragons like smoke. Okay, Jose immediately thinks
Speaker 1: you were a catfish. And I don't know if you
Speaker 1: heard that anytime. It's like a ten out of ten.
Speaker 1: It's too good to be true on tender brom Sorry,
Speaker 1: the hot girls don't need tender. I mean that's definitely
Speaker 1: what I thought too. But you know, I just pictured
Speaker 1: her on that dragon and I was like, I just
Speaker 1: gotta go for it. So so all right, so you
Speaker 1: asked her out and you met up. Yeah, yeah, So
Speaker 1: we went on a day at a bar. I got
Speaker 1: there first, and then like she walks in and she's
Speaker 1: wearing this dress that is just like so formfitting. It's
Speaker 1: so hot. I have it all of a sudden, were
Speaker 1: you super nervous? Did it like change your feeling about
Speaker 1: the well? I mean she sat down right, and I
Speaker 1: just like immiliate. I had to be like, you look
Speaker 1: just like Klisi, Like I've he ever heard that before.
Speaker 1: I brought a picture out like from my phone and
Speaker 1: showed her like a laugh. She laughed, like never been
Speaker 1: told that before. You're so sweet Oh thank god that
Speaker 1: that's a beautiful celebrity that you're comparing her too? How
Speaker 1: was she besides hot? Though? Like? What about her? Did
Speaker 1: you like? Is there anything else? Brooke? Honestly yes, if
Speaker 1: you want to like date someone, there has to be more,
Speaker 1: would you guys bond over? I'm a personal trainer, so
Speaker 1: we kind of got to talk about fitness. She was
Speaker 1: into fitness. I'm sorry, why am I not surprised me
Speaker 1: like brag and say hot? But like I could tell
Speaker 1: if she was into me? How can you tell that?
Speaker 1: Just licking her lips something like that? Right, I mean
Speaker 1: something like that look in her eyes. Like I could
Speaker 1: definitely tell she was into me, but like I wanted
Speaker 1: to make sure. Okay, So I have this kind of
Speaker 1: trick i'd do with the Zippo lighter, like one of
Speaker 1: those metal lighter. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I can tell this
Speaker 1: is going somewhere. I'm really gonna like and being sarcasting.
Speaker 1: What did you do? So I can do a couple
Speaker 1: of little things. I can put this a little like
Speaker 1: fireball in my hand. I can actually put a little
Speaker 1: bit like the gas eating my mouth and spit fire. Yeah.
Speaker 1: We all have We've all been nineteen before. Dude, chicks
Speaker 1: love it. They're always so impressed. And this is definitely,
Speaker 1: you know, not for amateurs. You gotta know what you're
Speaker 1: doing here. Yeah, I mean those sixth graders are really
Speaker 1: impressed by that. You got a lot of those sixth
Speaker 1: grade girls. How does this prove whether she likes you
Speaker 1: or not? You make it a fireball in your hand.
Speaker 1: I mean, it can tell you already liked me. But
Speaker 1: like when I brought this out before, I totally feel
Speaker 1: the deal. Oh so if there's any question if she
Speaker 1: was hesitating, and she'd be like, you guys, tell all
Speaker 1: of her girls about the zippo man, watch me, watch
Speaker 1: me burp fire. Now let's go back home. You guys
Speaker 1: get it? God did it work? I mean yeah, So
Speaker 1: I invited her back over to my place and like
Speaker 1: she's about to say yes, and then she's kind of
Speaker 1: like reluctant. I'm like, uh, what's up? What's going on?
Speaker 1: And she said, I don't trust myself with you. It's
Speaker 1: not it's such a lie. Come on. I had the
Speaker 1: perfect line back. I was like, Hey, I don't trust
Speaker 1: myself with you either, and that's a good thing. Oh
Speaker 1: I'm guessing that didn't work. No, it did work. Are
Speaker 1: you kidding? No? No, no, we got in the lift.
Speaker 1: We went back to my place. Yeah, so you don't
Speaker 1: like not trusting each other is literally just saying let's
Speaker 1: go hook up. Yeah, we're not going anymore. Yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: So how did things go back at your place? Things
Speaker 1: went really really well? Like we had fun um play twister.
Speaker 1: It is something like twister. Okay, but did I mean,
Speaker 1: did something awkward or weird happen or something? Because she's
Speaker 1: not calling you back, man, nothing not gonna be good.
Speaker 1: Like it was like a smooth dailing. She was into me,
Speaker 1: I was into her, but yeah, now she's not responding. Dude,
Speaker 1: does this sounds weird? But do you think she used you?
Speaker 1: That's not weird. That happens all the time. Really, I
Speaker 1: was here the other way around. But the hot girls,
Speaker 1: I mean she could have. I mean, I'm definitely good
Speaker 1: looking enough for that, but I really like, just I'm
Speaker 1: kind of disappointed. Okay, yeah, you were thinking it more?
Speaker 1: All right, Austin, Well, let's find out. We're gonna play
Speaker 1: a song, do a couple of fire tricks, come back,
Speaker 1: and then we'll call Tanya for you and try and
Speaker 1: get your second date update. Okay, oh man, that's great,
Speaker 1: all right, hold on, hey, Austin, Hey, I really want
Speaker 1: to do this second date update, but I just I
Speaker 1: don't know if I can trust myself with you on
Speaker 1: the Oh my gosh, I mean I get that a lot.
Speaker 1: I'm really serious. Oh my gosh, Oh my god, you
Speaker 1: won me over. Oh yeah, it's like the only classy
Speaker 1: way to say, yo, I want your junk if you're
Speaker 1: just tuning in. Austin met Tanya on Tinder and they
Speaker 1: met up at a bar where he did some fire
Speaker 1: tricks with a lighter, and she told him, I don't
Speaker 1: know if I can trust myself with you, and he
Speaker 1: was like, I don't know if I could dress myself
Speaker 1: with you, And for you know, they ended up hooking
Speaker 1: up and ever since then though, she's stopped talking to him.
Speaker 1: Really don't trust you. Yeah, there's zero trust now, like,
Speaker 1: not in a good way anymore. Yeah, I mean that's
Speaker 1: the problem. She really won't call me back now. I mean,
Speaker 1: the way you described it is, everything went just perfect,
Speaker 1: it did, Are you sure? I'm absolutely sure. I mean
Speaker 1: she hooked up with me on the first day. What
Speaker 1: else do you want? Yeah? Maybe you weren't that good
Speaker 1: in bed? Have you ever thought of that? Austin. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: you gotta shut your mouth right now. That is not
Speaker 1: an issue. We'll find out what we all. Yeah, maybe
Speaker 1: we should ask Tanya where the issue lies. We're gonna
Speaker 1: We're gonna dollar phone number right now and try and
Speaker 1: get your second date update. Okay, that's great, Okay, here
Speaker 1: we go. Hello, Hi, can I speak to Tanya? Please?
Speaker 1: Do she a? Tanya? How you doing? My name's young Jeffrey.
Speaker 1: I work on the radio show Broken Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1: Give a moment to talk? Yeah, I guess, But am
Speaker 1: I like on the air? Yeah? You are? Oh my god, Jeffrey. No,
Speaker 1: she sounds cute. Hi, Tanya? Hi? Oh wow? Okay, I
Speaker 1: wasn't expecting this. All of the men in the room
Speaker 1: need to calm themselves. I am okay, sorry, we wanted
Speaker 1: to talk with the ya. Okay, can we talk with you?
Speaker 1: Why I talked to your home? Is this your first
Speaker 1: time talking to a woman? You do this? One? John?
Speaker 1: Johnny person you recently went out on a date with
Speaker 1: called us to get a hold of you because apparently
Speaker 1: you're not calling him back. Oh no, okay, who is it.
Speaker 1: His name is Austin. Oh no, gross, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: he is gonna die when he hears that. Oh what
Speaker 1: makes you say gross? Well, like at first I was
Speaker 1: into him or whatever. I like, is there something that
Speaker 1: changed because his description of the date everything was perfect. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he told us everything that happened that night. He kills you,
Speaker 1: like everything, I mean pretty much everything you said. You
Speaker 1: guys went to a bar. He did some cool lighter
Speaker 1: tricks for you and got you back to his place
Speaker 1: where you guys apparently had a really good time. Oh god, yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess all that's right or whatever, But like afterwards,
Speaker 1: things happened and I'm really not okay with it, Like
Speaker 1: things in the bedroom happened, or things the morning after
Speaker 1: hopp Now, he just like after that, he just like
Speaker 1: really crossed the line and made me realize he's like
Speaker 1: a tight it's a strong word. Really, what do you do?
Speaker 1: So my sister sends me a text like a few
Speaker 1: days later with a screenshot of Austin's Instagram profile and
Speaker 1: she's like, do you know this guy? And I was like, well, yeah,
Speaker 1: I went on a date with him a couple of
Speaker 1: days ago, and she told me he's just blowing up
Speaker 1: her profile, like like all her photos, leading heart emoviews
Speaker 1: on her picks, like flirty comments and stuff. So on
Speaker 1: you on your sister's Instagram profile? Yeah, on my sister's
Speaker 1: Instagram profile. Not mine. Boy, he's hitting on your sister. Yeah?
Speaker 1: Did he find her through your social media pages? Is
Speaker 1: that how he found her? I mean that's what I'm assuming. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh my, oh that is gross. Why would he do that?
Speaker 1: Is he like complimenting overly or is he just liking
Speaker 1: a lot because he could just be nice because your sister.
Speaker 1: Oh no, the comments were not acceptable. They were not appropriate. Wha,
Speaker 1: Like what what did he say? That's like nobody should
Speaker 1: be able to look this hot and then like leaving
Speaker 1: three heart emojis afterwards. I mean sounds pretty innocent to me, Jeffrey,
Speaker 1: I don't know what the problem is there, even I
Speaker 1: called her like so during the date. I'm not sure
Speaker 1: if he told you this, Like he said that I
Speaker 1: looked like Calisi or Denies in the Game of Thrones series.
Speaker 1: I thought that was really sweet or whatever, But then
Speaker 1: he said the same thing on one of her profile picks. No, well,
Speaker 1: you are siblings, so you probably look alike. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: come on, come up with something else. I'm with you, Tanya,
Speaker 1: that's ridiculous. I would be pissed. Yeah, yeah, that's why
Speaker 1: I said, like, it's gross. Well, maybe we should ask
Speaker 1: him directly, because Tanya, we didn't tell you this, but
Speaker 1: Austin's been on the other line listening and he wants
Speaker 1: to talk to you. Oh my god, shut up, he
Speaker 1: is not. Yeah, oh god, Austin, hey Booth, don't tell
Speaker 1: me that that's gross. You're so gross. That was How
Speaker 1: are you doing? What have you been listening to the call, Austin?
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, I've been listening to the comment. Like
Speaker 1: she's totally off her game right now. I don't know
Speaker 1: what she's talking about. Oh my god, that is such crap,
Speaker 1: Like I ken't prove Wait are you are you saying,
Speaker 1: Austin that you didn't comment on her sister's page. I mean,
Speaker 1: I comment on page, but like it was just like
Speaker 1: being friendly and like supportive, liked. No, that is just
Speaker 1: bull absolutely crap. Comments that you left sounds like you
Speaker 1: wanted to hook up with her, and you probably do,
Speaker 1: but that's not like you went on the date with me.
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to hook up with her, but like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean those comments are like, I think something anyone
Speaker 1: would want for their sibling, you know, like maybe you'd
Speaker 1: be cool of like someone like me they gave someone
Speaker 1: like her. I'm not saying it would be me, but
Speaker 1: likely so, Austin, you think that somebody leaving like heart
Speaker 1: emojis and saying how hot someone looks? That's a very
Speaker 1: nice and friendly thing to say, not a sexually like
Speaker 1: I would love if like chicks did that for me.
Speaker 1: Doesn't mean like you should be jealous of them. No,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you are such a mistake. Do you
Speaker 1: have a brother? Do you even understand what that would like?
Speaker 1: Feel like I'm with her for sure, Like if she
Speaker 1: left those comments on your brother's page, you'd be cool. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, like I don't know, it's like maybe like
Speaker 1: you're just like insecure about like this. I mean I
Speaker 1: feel like, oh man, you gas lighting m effort? What
Speaker 1: is wrong with you? Okay, okay, hold on, Austin, Maybe
Speaker 1: you have a chance to redeem yourself. Tell me this,
Speaker 1: who's hotter? Oh god, no you can. There's a right
Speaker 1: answer here. Oh no, who's hotter? Austins not answer this.
Speaker 1: There's no way you could answer it right. There's like
Speaker 1: season one one and she's like eight of like, Kalisa,
Speaker 1: you know seasons? Which season is Tanya? Tanya's like season eight,
Speaker 1: Like she's riding on the dragons like she's a battle
Speaker 1: right now? Does that make you feel better? Time you
Speaker 1: just season eight, Kalisa, I don't know, man, what is
Speaker 1: he gonna say next? Like he's also eyeing my mom
Speaker 1: and she's like at the end of like what like,
Speaker 1: I look, I'm just gonna I'm gonna black him. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna have my sister block him, and I'm gonna call
Speaker 1: it my mom and make sure she's blocked. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: you gonna want to talk to your cousins and stuff
Speaker 1: too at this rate. I mean, you've got someone tree
Speaker 1: that Austin. You screwed up, dude. I guess it's like
Speaker 1: you're two. It's a gear to handle of them. You
Speaker 1: just sleep next to your little Zippo lighters and do
Speaker 1: what you need to do. That's ridiculous, grizzle. Next is
Speaker 1: something we'll be Zippo lighters though they honey is well,
Speaker 1: speaking of lighters, I'm feeling a little fire here, so
Speaker 1: this feels like the right time to ask Tanya, would
Speaker 1: you be willing to go on another date with Austin.
Speaker 1: We'll pay for it. You couldn't pay me to go
Speaker 1: out with him on another date? Yeah, Fineman, I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna head your sister. I'll let you know right now. Thanks, Ton,
Speaker 1: But both of us are way too classy for that crat. Well,
Speaker 1: I mean, I wouldn't be too sure. She definitely kind
Speaker 1: of growing false or fire trick. I know that. Hey,
Speaker 1: wasn't me falling for anything. I thought you were a sweet,
Speaker 1: nice guy and I was just one a big mistake,
Speaker 1: mistake on both our parts. I guess it's funny that
Speaker 1: you say. It's like it's a big mistakes. That's not
Speaker 1: what you were screaming when you were at my house. Okay, Hey,
Speaker 1: you know what, that's fair. You're a one and done man.
Speaker 1: That's all. Well, no second date for you, Austin. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I mean, that doesn't matter whatever. I'll be out with
Speaker 1: their sister by the weekend. Well, if that doesn't work out,
Speaker 1: you can always line into my dms. Leave some comments
Speaker 1: on always following for a fire trick. Jeffrey. Yeah, Brooke
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