1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:02,320 Speaker 1: Let's talk about one of my favorite topics this morning. 2 00:00:02,520 --> 00:00:05,280 Speaker 1: It is being lazy. Oh there's nothing. There's very few 3 00:00:05,280 --> 00:00:07,760 Speaker 1: things that I'm better at than being lazy. I am 4 00:00:07,800 --> 00:00:09,719 Speaker 1: one of like, I am capable of being one of 5 00:00:09,760 --> 00:00:12,160 Speaker 1: the laziest people possible. And I will pay for the 6 00:00:12,440 --> 00:00:15,720 Speaker 1: honor of being lazy. I'll pay for the convenience. I 7 00:00:15,800 --> 00:00:18,599 Speaker 1: just will. It's just part of who I am. There's 8 00:00:18,640 --> 00:00:20,639 Speaker 1: just certain stuff I don't want to do anymore. But Kiki, 9 00:00:20,960 --> 00:00:22,920 Speaker 1: you may have reached a new level of lazy. 10 00:00:23,079 --> 00:00:25,600 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's getting bad. It's really getting bad. So over 11 00:00:25,640 --> 00:00:28,920 Speaker 2: the weekend, we needed groceries from the store. So what 12 00:00:29,080 --> 00:00:31,200 Speaker 2: my trick is. I feel like, if I have to 13 00:00:31,200 --> 00:00:33,080 Speaker 2: do the cooking, then Big Tim needs to go to 14 00:00:33,120 --> 00:00:35,479 Speaker 2: the store, So I will like text him what I 15 00:00:35,479 --> 00:00:37,560 Speaker 2: need while I'm at church, Like okay, he's like cool. 16 00:00:37,920 --> 00:00:39,800 Speaker 2: So but now he's gotten to the point where he 17 00:00:39,800 --> 00:00:42,640 Speaker 2: doesn't want to go into the store. So we now 18 00:00:42,720 --> 00:00:45,839 Speaker 2: and we're not planners. We're both Sagittarius, so everything is 19 00:00:45,920 --> 00:00:49,680 Speaker 2: the seat of our pants. Oh yeah, so we always 20 00:00:49,680 --> 00:00:51,800 Speaker 2: wait to the last minute. But this weekend I was like, 21 00:00:51,840 --> 00:00:53,400 Speaker 2: I'm not going. He's like, I'm not going so we 22 00:00:53,440 --> 00:00:56,200 Speaker 2: try to do a target pickup order. But the target 23 00:00:56,280 --> 00:00:58,040 Speaker 2: is like thirty minutes from our house, the one that 24 00:00:58,080 --> 00:01:00,120 Speaker 2: we go to that does the good drop off I 25 00:01:00,120 --> 00:01:02,720 Speaker 2: mean pickups because they don't always have everything, so you 26 00:01:02,760 --> 00:01:04,400 Speaker 2: have to find the location that has everything. 27 00:01:04,480 --> 00:01:05,520 Speaker 3: So what do we do? 28 00:01:05,920 --> 00:01:09,240 Speaker 2: We literally wait, we order it. It takes two hours 29 00:01:09,280 --> 00:01:11,360 Speaker 2: for them to agree for your order to be right 30 00:01:11,400 --> 00:01:14,520 Speaker 2: minimum to hours two hours, so then we wait two hours. 31 00:01:14,560 --> 00:01:15,280 Speaker 4: Now we're starving. 32 00:01:15,720 --> 00:01:19,040 Speaker 2: We drive twenty minutes four more to the target just 33 00:01:19,040 --> 00:01:20,559 Speaker 2: so we could sit in the car, and they bring 34 00:01:20,600 --> 00:01:22,240 Speaker 2: the bag to the window at the car. 35 00:01:22,600 --> 00:01:23,440 Speaker 4: That is lazy. 36 00:01:23,560 --> 00:01:24,800 Speaker 3: Why don't you just have a delivery? 37 00:01:24,840 --> 00:01:27,800 Speaker 2: We drove past sixteen stores before we got to where 38 00:01:27,800 --> 00:01:28,479 Speaker 2: we're going, and we. 39 00:01:28,400 --> 00:01:30,679 Speaker 4: Can't have it delivery because we're so last minute. 40 00:01:30,800 --> 00:01:33,360 Speaker 2: So if you ask for delivery that's a four hour wait, 41 00:01:33,720 --> 00:01:35,320 Speaker 2: then I'm not cooking until tomorrow. 42 00:01:35,400 --> 00:01:36,040 Speaker 4: It's a whole thing. 43 00:01:36,120 --> 00:01:38,560 Speaker 1: But they have different ones that trust me as probably 44 00:01:38,600 --> 00:01:40,600 Speaker 1: the laziest guy in the room. Day, they have other 45 00:01:40,800 --> 00:01:42,679 Speaker 1: ones that will bring it to you faster. Instacr will 46 00:01:42,680 --> 00:01:45,679 Speaker 1: bring it to you faster. Uber has different ones that 47 00:01:45,720 --> 00:01:46,520 Speaker 1: will bring it to you faster. 48 00:01:46,600 --> 00:01:48,800 Speaker 2: Every time I try that on a Sunday, and I 49 00:01:48,840 --> 00:01:51,920 Speaker 2: think it's in a like a high demand hour. They 50 00:01:51,960 --> 00:01:54,360 Speaker 2: tell me like, oh, they'll let me place in order 51 00:01:54,360 --> 00:01:56,880 Speaker 2: and saying it'll come in two hours. Right then the 52 00:01:56,960 --> 00:01:59,160 Speaker 2: time will update and they'll say, oh, it won't be 53 00:01:59,200 --> 00:01:59,800 Speaker 2: here until like eight. 54 00:02:00,760 --> 00:02:01,200 Speaker 3: I can't. 55 00:02:01,280 --> 00:02:03,400 Speaker 2: I can't do that. But yes, I'm that lazy. I 56 00:02:03,400 --> 00:02:04,600 Speaker 2: don't want to go in the store anymore. 57 00:02:04,760 --> 00:02:06,920 Speaker 1: I'm the guy that'll be watching TikTok. I guess this 58 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:09,960 Speaker 1: isn't that lazy. But it'll be like some recipe that 59 00:02:10,080 --> 00:02:12,320 Speaker 1: looks good, and I'll just get on Instacart right then 60 00:02:12,320 --> 00:02:14,359 Speaker 1: and there at like three in the afternoon, and I'll 61 00:02:14,440 --> 00:02:17,200 Speaker 1: order the stuff. It shows up an hour later. I 62 00:02:17,280 --> 00:02:19,200 Speaker 1: make it, and then I don't want to eat it 63 00:02:20,160 --> 00:02:22,400 Speaker 1: because I just wanted to make it. I just I 64 00:02:22,440 --> 00:02:25,000 Speaker 1: don't want to clean anything either, so I do all that, 65 00:02:25,480 --> 00:02:27,280 Speaker 1: but I just I make the food. You guys know, 66 00:02:27,320 --> 00:02:29,280 Speaker 1: I'm famous. I make the food and it's like, oh, 67 00:02:29,280 --> 00:02:30,680 Speaker 1: that looks there was a lot of work and whatever 68 00:02:30,720 --> 00:02:32,120 Speaker 1: because I saw I do on TikTok, you look good. 69 00:02:32,240 --> 00:02:33,720 Speaker 1: And then by the time it's done, I'm like, I 70 00:02:33,800 --> 00:02:35,639 Speaker 1: kind of want something else. I don't really want to 71 00:02:35,680 --> 00:02:38,720 Speaker 1: eat it anymore. 72 00:02:37,840 --> 00:02:42,919 Speaker 3: I brought stuff in here. Soup was sood soup one day. Yeah, 73 00:02:43,400 --> 00:02:45,480 Speaker 3: I forgot what that was. Yeah, it was carrot ginger 74 00:02:45,560 --> 00:02:46,040 Speaker 3: soup on me. 75 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:47,480 Speaker 4: Or something something ginger. 76 00:02:47,520 --> 00:02:49,280 Speaker 1: I wound up with like eighty seven carrots one day. 77 00:02:49,280 --> 00:02:53,760 Speaker 1: I don't remember how I over ordered carrots, but I ordered. 78 00:02:53,800 --> 00:02:55,880 Speaker 1: I'm not even gonna say how many times I ordered 79 00:02:55,919 --> 00:03:00,000 Speaker 1: DoorDash this weekend. Four times? Whoa, I think I ordered four? 80 00:03:00,600 --> 00:03:04,000 Speaker 1: That's cool, Good for you, bro. I always ordered breakfast 81 00:03:04,040 --> 00:03:05,760 Speaker 1: on the weekend. Only on the weekend, though I order. 82 00:03:05,760 --> 00:03:07,919 Speaker 1: It's like my little weekend. Okay, what's the fourth one? 83 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:10,080 Speaker 1: So there's breakfast, lunch, and dinner and then well no, 84 00:03:10,120 --> 00:03:11,600 Speaker 1: I only ordered it to come on now, I'm not 85 00:03:11,639 --> 00:03:13,760 Speaker 1: completely said, I don't want three meals a day. Every 86 00:03:13,800 --> 00:03:17,639 Speaker 1: time I breakfast and dinner, I think twice twice in 87 00:03:17,720 --> 00:03:18,240 Speaker 1: three days? 88 00:03:18,280 --> 00:03:22,280 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, gotcha. Yeah is that just so bad? 89 00:03:23,200 --> 00:03:25,560 Speaker 3: Got it? What is other ladies lazy stuff that you do? 90 00:03:26,360 --> 00:03:29,040 Speaker 4: Well, that's really the laziest thing that I do. 91 00:03:29,280 --> 00:03:29,480 Speaker 2: You know. 92 00:03:29,520 --> 00:03:31,720 Speaker 4: I just got around to start to use a dishwasher. 93 00:03:31,800 --> 00:03:34,280 Speaker 2: Like I try not to be a lazy girl because 94 00:03:34,280 --> 00:03:35,520 Speaker 2: I feel like I'm gonna be judged. 95 00:03:35,960 --> 00:03:36,839 Speaker 4: But now I'm trying. 96 00:03:36,880 --> 00:03:39,440 Speaker 2: I'm stepping into my lazy life, and I don't want 97 00:03:39,440 --> 00:03:40,560 Speaker 2: to go in anybody's store. 98 00:03:41,600 --> 00:03:43,160 Speaker 3: A lot of other things in life I don't want 99 00:03:43,160 --> 00:03:43,320 Speaker 3: to have. 100 00:03:44,280 --> 00:03:45,000 Speaker 4: That's how I feel. 101 00:03:45,040 --> 00:03:48,520 Speaker 5: I love the store, yeah, because there's always You're always 102 00:03:48,560 --> 00:03:50,640 Speaker 5: gonna find something that you don't need to buy, but 103 00:03:50,720 --> 00:03:51,400 Speaker 5: you end up like. 104 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:53,560 Speaker 3: Exactly. 105 00:03:53,960 --> 00:03:56,440 Speaker 1: So people always say to me, like you, you probably 106 00:03:56,520 --> 00:03:59,560 Speaker 1: are spending too much when you order delivery. You got 107 00:03:59,680 --> 00:04:03,120 Speaker 1: to pay to tip and it, you know, the premium whatever, whatever, whatever. 108 00:04:03,480 --> 00:04:05,720 Speaker 1: But what I don't wind up doing is going to 109 00:04:05,720 --> 00:04:07,600 Speaker 1: the store and buying food because I never go to 110 00:04:07,640 --> 00:04:10,080 Speaker 1: the store when I'm not hungry. I'm always hungry. If 111 00:04:10,120 --> 00:04:13,400 Speaker 1: I'm going to the store, it's I am famished. And 112 00:04:13,440 --> 00:04:15,240 Speaker 1: then I walk in there and I buy everything. I 113 00:04:15,240 --> 00:04:17,839 Speaker 1: probably spend double what I should because I want everything 114 00:04:17,839 --> 00:04:19,880 Speaker 1: because I'm hungry, and then I go home and take 115 00:04:19,880 --> 00:04:21,679 Speaker 1: a little bite of everything I just bought. 116 00:04:22,080 --> 00:04:22,680 Speaker 3: Is terrible. 117 00:04:22,839 --> 00:04:25,479 Speaker 1: At least, if I order the delivery groceries, the only 118 00:04:25,560 --> 00:04:27,400 Speaker 1: thing I'm getting is what I ordered, and that's it. 119 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:30,479 Speaker 1: The same with the delivery food. People say you're spending 120 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:33,359 Speaker 1: too much money. Maybe, but there's no waste because I 121 00:04:33,480 --> 00:04:35,920 Speaker 1: order what I'm gonna eat, I eat it, it's gone 122 00:04:36,080 --> 00:04:38,800 Speaker 1: and there's no food left. I can't eat anything else. 123 00:04:39,360 --> 00:04:41,480 Speaker 1: It is lazy, and I do pay too much. But 124 00:04:41,760 --> 00:04:46,120 Speaker 1: tried shopping and cooking for one person every day? 125 00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:48,200 Speaker 6: Well, like, if you get stuff to make sandwiches, do 126 00:04:48,200 --> 00:04:49,560 Speaker 6: you know how much cheaper that is to have a 127 00:04:49,600 --> 00:04:51,280 Speaker 6: sandwich every day for lunch for a week? 128 00:04:51,480 --> 00:04:54,479 Speaker 1: Ye? But what if I don't want that kind of 129 00:04:54,480 --> 00:04:56,880 Speaker 1: sandwich every day? What if I don't want turkey every day? 130 00:04:56,880 --> 00:05:00,159 Speaker 3: What I want? I want to right? 131 00:05:00,279 --> 00:05:04,120 Speaker 7: Yeah, right, I've been eating peanut butter and jelly for 132 00:05:04,200 --> 00:05:05,320 Speaker 7: lunch for the last three weeks. 133 00:05:05,520 --> 00:05:08,440 Speaker 5: That's right, I've been eating here for the last three 134 00:05:08,520 --> 00:05:09,080 Speaker 5: or two years. 135 00:05:09,960 --> 00:05:12,200 Speaker 4: Where you were gonna do that? Anyway? 136 00:05:12,320 --> 00:05:15,440 Speaker 8: I don't like I know Monday sometimes the big boss 137 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:18,440 Speaker 8: Man gets breakfast and hopefully he brings breakfast today because 138 00:05:18,480 --> 00:05:21,960 Speaker 8: I'm hungry, frightened, key talking about me, lazy, My legs 139 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:23,679 Speaker 8: hurt from run Disney this past weekend. 140 00:05:23,760 --> 00:05:24,880 Speaker 3: Are you one of those people? 141 00:05:25,240 --> 00:05:27,880 Speaker 1: You're one of those people bragging about running, Well, you 142 00:05:27,880 --> 00:05:29,520 Speaker 1: probably got one of those bumper stickers in the back 143 00:05:29,560 --> 00:05:36,200 Speaker 1: of your car too. Whatever did you fly to Disney 144 00:05:36,320 --> 00:05:38,120 Speaker 1: or did you did you walk there or did you 145 00:05:38,200 --> 00:05:38,599 Speaker 1: run there? 146 00:05:38,760 --> 00:05:39,680 Speaker 3: Or did you run there? 147 00:05:39,880 --> 00:05:44,640 Speaker 1: You flew to Disney? How lazy? What comes to mind 148 00:05:44,680 --> 00:05:45,120 Speaker 1: for you guys? 149 00:05:45,160 --> 00:05:45,720 Speaker 3: Though? Nothing. 150 00:05:46,279 --> 00:05:48,839 Speaker 5: We're just just kicking, just the laziest. You're just like 151 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:52,000 Speaker 5: mine is definitely laundry. Like so I'll do laundry and 152 00:05:52,040 --> 00:05:54,640 Speaker 5: then it'll like I hang, you know, I don't dry 153 00:05:55,160 --> 00:05:57,640 Speaker 5: my shirts or whatever. That'll hang. They don't sit there 154 00:05:57,640 --> 00:05:59,520 Speaker 5: for a few days. I'm like, it's already dry. And 155 00:05:59,520 --> 00:06:01,400 Speaker 5: then Jess put it all in a basket. She doesn't 156 00:06:01,400 --> 00:06:03,080 Speaker 5: fold it, she just throws it all like so, but 157 00:06:03,120 --> 00:06:05,280 Speaker 5: then I live out of that basket. Oh oh, it's 158 00:06:05,320 --> 00:06:07,200 Speaker 5: like my clothes are in there, my socks are in there, 159 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:07,880 Speaker 5: my doors in there. 160 00:06:07,920 --> 00:06:09,599 Speaker 3: So I just She's like, did you put your laundry 161 00:06:09,680 --> 00:06:11,200 Speaker 3: with it? I was like, no, it's almost done, Like 162 00:06:11,240 --> 00:06:13,080 Speaker 3: it's almost time to do laundry again. 163 00:06:13,480 --> 00:06:15,960 Speaker 1: Oh, I've done that. I'll dress myself for a week 164 00:06:15,960 --> 00:06:20,440 Speaker 1: out of the dryerame h. Yeah, I have an insane 165 00:06:20,480 --> 00:06:23,280 Speaker 1: amount of Like I have so many like shirts and 166 00:06:24,600 --> 00:06:26,839 Speaker 1: I just wear the same stuff because that's what I 167 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:29,440 Speaker 1: just washed. I washed it cleaned in the dryer. If 168 00:06:29,520 --> 00:06:31,800 Speaker 1: I just wear it, I don't have to fold it. 169 00:06:31,880 --> 00:06:33,880 Speaker 1: I spray it down with that stuff that makes it 170 00:06:33,920 --> 00:06:36,720 Speaker 1: not wrinkling. Huh, you know there was too yeah, too 171 00:06:36,800 --> 00:06:39,119 Speaker 1: lazy to use the iron. 172 00:06:39,400 --> 00:06:40,039 Speaker 3: I just don't know how. 173 00:06:40,320 --> 00:06:41,919 Speaker 6: My mom used to tell me that I had to 174 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:44,800 Speaker 6: start making my bed before school every morning, and so 175 00:06:44,880 --> 00:06:46,279 Speaker 6: I started sleeping on top. 176 00:06:46,120 --> 00:06:48,039 Speaker 4: Of all the covers so I wouldn't have to do it. 177 00:06:48,080 --> 00:06:49,560 Speaker 4: And she was so mad until. 178 00:06:49,320 --> 00:06:51,440 Speaker 6: My grandma told me she used to do the same thing. 179 00:06:51,839 --> 00:06:52,719 Speaker 4: When she was little. 180 00:06:53,360 --> 00:06:55,000 Speaker 3: You guys, aren't I guess you're not as lazy as 181 00:06:55,040 --> 00:06:55,320 Speaker 3: I am. 182 00:06:55,480 --> 00:06:55,720 Speaker 2: Man. 183 00:06:56,120 --> 00:06:58,000 Speaker 6: No, I mean I'll pass like five of the same 184 00:06:58,160 --> 00:07:00,520 Speaker 6: coffee store, like the walk in to go to a 185 00:07:00,600 --> 00:07:02,960 Speaker 6: drive through, you know, I'll drive out of my way. 186 00:07:03,040 --> 00:07:04,120 Speaker 4: I don't want to get out of the car. 187 00:07:04,279 --> 00:07:07,760 Speaker 2: Oh, every place should just have a drive through. It 188 00:07:08,160 --> 00:07:10,240 Speaker 2: should just be mandatory, like, let's just not do this. 189 00:07:10,520 --> 00:07:12,320 Speaker 2: Why do I need to get out and walk? 190 00:07:12,440 --> 00:07:15,080 Speaker 7: And no, too hard, Like it's kind of an adventure 191 00:07:15,200 --> 00:07:18,760 Speaker 7: to go in places. Oh no, like talk to people. 192 00:07:18,920 --> 00:07:22,800 Speaker 7: You never know what's going to be inside, I know, 193 00:07:22,920 --> 00:07:25,559 Speaker 7: but like going inside to order something like that's fine. 194 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:27,840 Speaker 1: I mean a lot of stuff near my house is closed, 195 00:07:27,840 --> 00:07:29,960 Speaker 1: but there used to be like a CBS across the street. 196 00:07:29,960 --> 00:07:31,720 Speaker 1: Theory is a target about a block away, and I 197 00:07:31,760 --> 00:07:34,200 Speaker 1: will still lay in my bed and get on Amazon 198 00:07:34,440 --> 00:07:36,760 Speaker 1: and order whatever, like if I need light bulbs or 199 00:07:37,040 --> 00:07:39,760 Speaker 1: paper towels. I'm not the worst toothpaste. I could have 200 00:07:39,840 --> 00:07:43,920 Speaker 1: it right now. No, I'd rather just you just delivered it. 201 00:07:44,200 --> 00:07:46,760 Speaker 5: How do you feel that that doordask person's like, oh, 202 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:49,360 Speaker 5: he needs toothpaste, and he goes to the CBS across 203 00:07:49,360 --> 00:07:50,200 Speaker 5: the street from your house. 204 00:07:50,600 --> 00:07:53,240 Speaker 3: So the toothpaste then walks across the street to deliver. 205 00:07:53,960 --> 00:07:56,280 Speaker 1: That actually happened to me one time. So I was 206 00:07:56,360 --> 00:08:00,400 Speaker 1: so hungover I wanted shakeshack. There's a shakeshack walking distance 207 00:08:00,440 --> 00:08:03,600 Speaker 1: from my home, and I don't I don't know. 208 00:08:03,720 --> 00:08:04,920 Speaker 3: I just whatever. I ordered it. 209 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:06,840 Speaker 1: I don't care, and I don't care where from where 210 00:08:06,840 --> 00:08:09,080 Speaker 1: they get it either. There's a Shakeshack not close to 211 00:08:09,080 --> 00:08:10,440 Speaker 1: my house either. I don't know where they're going to 212 00:08:10,480 --> 00:08:12,120 Speaker 1: pick it up. I don't care. I want a shakeshack. 213 00:08:12,160 --> 00:08:13,880 Speaker 1: I was willing to pay for it. I was hungover. 214 00:08:13,880 --> 00:08:16,480 Speaker 1: I didn't want to leave my house, so I order 215 00:08:16,520 --> 00:08:18,400 Speaker 1: it and the dude shows up to my building and 216 00:08:18,400 --> 00:08:19,840 Speaker 1: there's a guy in the building that lets you up. 217 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:23,120 Speaker 1: And the guy, actually the door desk guy, says to 218 00:08:23,160 --> 00:08:27,920 Speaker 1: the doorman, Hey, does this guy realize how close the 219 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:29,000 Speaker 1: shakeshack is? Like? 220 00:08:29,120 --> 00:08:30,840 Speaker 3: Is he that like? Says to the door guy, is 221 00:08:30,880 --> 00:08:31,920 Speaker 3: he that lazy? 222 00:08:32,760 --> 00:08:34,320 Speaker 1: And so the door guy calls to tell me that 223 00:08:34,360 --> 00:08:36,880 Speaker 1: he's coming up the elevator and he tells me this. Hey, 224 00:08:36,880 --> 00:08:39,560 Speaker 1: the doornash guy is very offended and how close this was. 225 00:08:39,760 --> 00:08:41,120 Speaker 1: And so I opened the door and I get into 226 00:08:41,160 --> 00:08:43,840 Speaker 1: it with the guy. I'm like, you just got tipped, 227 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:46,320 Speaker 1: you just got paid. I am lazy. I admit that 228 00:08:46,360 --> 00:08:49,160 Speaker 1: I am lazy. What do you care? What do you 229 00:08:49,240 --> 00:08:52,080 Speaker 1: it's easier for you help me? Like, what do you 230 00:08:52,160 --> 00:08:54,280 Speaker 1: care if it's ten feet or thirty miles? 231 00:08:54,320 --> 00:08:55,040 Speaker 3: What does it matter? 232 00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:58,280 Speaker 5: You love that you didn't do the whole. I got 233 00:08:58,480 --> 00:09:00,800 Speaker 5: three kids here, I can't leave. How you know saying 234 00:09:00,880 --> 00:09:01,600 Speaker 5: we're just hungry. 235 00:09:01,720 --> 00:09:04,640 Speaker 3: I just wanted food. I didn't think about it. You 236 00:09:04,640 --> 00:09:06,280 Speaker 3: see all this doctor sue stuff come out? Do you 237 00:09:06,280 --> 00:09:07,160 Speaker 3: think this is mine? 238 00:09:07,240 --> 00:09:07,400 Speaker 2: Sure? 239 00:09:09,360 --> 00:09:14,000 Speaker 1: My kids trying to bathe them, watch them, and you're complaining. 240 00:09:14,920 --> 00:09:19,600 Speaker 1: Just a single dad out here to rate seven kids? 241 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:19,959 Speaker 7: All right? 242 00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:24,640 Speaker 1: And here you are complaining making money out of here, 243 00:09:24,720 --> 00:09:26,880 Speaker 1: and then I take my food, eat it myself all 244 00:09:26,960 --> 00:09:27,920 Speaker 1: by myself. 245 00:09:30,040 --> 00:09:36,640 Speaker 3: Talk about Yeah, they talk better than on the Fred Show. 246 00:09:36,720 --> 00:09:39,760 Speaker 3: I'm like getting him. I pay you for this. I 247 00:09:39,920 --> 00:09:46,040 Speaker 3: pay you. It works, but like damn, that's why he's smiling. Yes, 248 00:09:46,200 --> 00:09:49,880 Speaker 3: you're paying them, Yes, and it works. I'm always happy 249 00:09:49,880 --> 00:09:50,480 Speaker 3: when it's over. 250 00:09:50,600 --> 00:09:52,360 Speaker 1: But I'll never understand I've been saying this for years. 251 00:09:52,360 --> 00:09:54,880 Speaker 1: I'll never understand the people who like working out, who 252 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:58,360 Speaker 1: say they like it. I'm always happy when it's over. 253 00:09:58,520 --> 00:10:01,680 Speaker 1: I'm happy with the results. I feel better. I understand 254 00:10:01,720 --> 00:10:04,120 Speaker 1: why you need to work out and move and all 255 00:10:04,200 --> 00:10:07,120 Speaker 1: that and eat better. I understand. But the people who 256 00:10:07,120 --> 00:10:10,160 Speaker 1: are like, man, I love it, No, I don't get them. 257 00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:12,439 Speaker 3: I don't understand it. Have you ever eaten a pizza before? 258 00:10:13,400 --> 00:10:16,120 Speaker 1: You? Ever had a cheeseburger that's like dripping that? I 259 00:10:16,280 --> 00:10:20,640 Speaker 1: like that? Yes, you know what I mean, dripping like yeah, 260 00:10:20,640 --> 00:10:24,400 Speaker 1: I mean just the nastiest, Yeah, nastier the better man. 261 00:10:24,559 --> 00:10:26,880 Speaker 3: Just just give it to me nasty or the paper 262 00:10:26,920 --> 00:10:29,000 Speaker 3: that it's just becomes sea through. That's what I mean. 263 00:10:29,120 --> 00:10:31,360 Speaker 3: Have you ever had that before? Because I like that? 264 00:10:33,320 --> 00:10:36,439 Speaker 1: Yes, you know what I mean, I like writing in 265 00:10:36,520 --> 00:10:38,240 Speaker 1: our diaries, except we say them aloud. 266 00:10:38,240 --> 00:10:40,760 Speaker 3: We call them blogs kale and go deer blog. 267 00:10:41,160 --> 00:10:44,880 Speaker 9: So I have never felt older than I did. 268 00:10:44,880 --> 00:10:45,640 Speaker 4: Over the weekend. 269 00:10:45,760 --> 00:10:50,079 Speaker 6: Okay, So a nightclub what even is that anymore? Invited 270 00:10:50,080 --> 00:10:53,040 Speaker 6: me to go see this DJ set on Friday, and 271 00:10:53,200 --> 00:10:55,080 Speaker 6: I texted you a little bit about it, Fred, But 272 00:10:55,520 --> 00:10:56,720 Speaker 6: the DJ. 273 00:10:56,600 --> 00:10:58,720 Speaker 9: Her name is Xandra. She's Alex Earl's best friend. If 274 00:10:58,720 --> 00:11:01,440 Speaker 9: you're a gens as Paulina, that's how you know. 275 00:11:01,480 --> 00:11:02,880 Speaker 4: That's how she kind of came up. 276 00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:05,560 Speaker 6: She didn't come on, and I was told this ahead 277 00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:10,440 Speaker 6: of time until twelve thirty to one, okay, twelve am 278 00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:13,439 Speaker 6: am oh, so I of course you know we wake 279 00:11:13,520 --> 00:11:15,400 Speaker 6: up early for work. We did this show and I'm 280 00:11:15,440 --> 00:11:17,800 Speaker 6: freaking out all day. I'm like, how am I gonna 281 00:11:17,800 --> 00:11:18,240 Speaker 6: do this? 282 00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:20,840 Speaker 1: So the level of anxiety I would have had it 283 00:11:20,840 --> 00:11:22,440 Speaker 1: would be through the roof all day. 284 00:11:22,679 --> 00:11:24,240 Speaker 6: So I had to I'm like, okay, well I got 285 00:11:24,280 --> 00:11:25,800 Speaker 6: to put myself down for a n app like I'm 286 00:11:25,840 --> 00:11:27,440 Speaker 6: a baby and I'm not a good napper, so I 287 00:11:27,440 --> 00:11:29,600 Speaker 6: had to take you know, some Benadryl to put me out. 288 00:11:29,840 --> 00:11:33,480 Speaker 6: So but I'm like, okay, now, what like what time 289 00:11:33,520 --> 00:11:35,680 Speaker 6: do you even eat dinner when that's gonna happen? Because 290 00:11:35,679 --> 00:11:37,959 Speaker 6: I was hungry, I eat early, so I'm like, okay, 291 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:40,679 Speaker 6: now what So I eat dinner and then I'm like, well, 292 00:11:40,679 --> 00:11:43,320 Speaker 6: I gotta go get a coffee because I am tired. 293 00:11:43,840 --> 00:11:45,680 Speaker 6: So I'm doing all of this stuff to go to 294 00:11:45,720 --> 00:11:48,880 Speaker 6: the damn club. And then I'm like, my sisters makes 295 00:11:48,880 --> 00:11:51,800 Speaker 6: me self conscious because they they dress differently, these gen zs, 296 00:11:51,880 --> 00:11:53,400 Speaker 6: and I'm like, well, I know there's gonna be a 297 00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:55,000 Speaker 6: ton of them there, Like what do I wear? 298 00:11:55,040 --> 00:11:55,920 Speaker 4: How do I look cool? 299 00:11:55,960 --> 00:11:58,320 Speaker 6: I don't want to be trying too hard, And I 300 00:11:58,440 --> 00:12:00,840 Speaker 6: ended up inviting my friend Tatia. It's her birthday weekend. 301 00:12:00,840 --> 00:12:03,000 Speaker 6: I'm like, this will be perfect. She loves a good club. 302 00:12:03,360 --> 00:12:07,760 Speaker 6: And so we get there and the bottle girls did 303 00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:12,600 Speaker 6: the sparkler thing for just us too in our little booth, 304 00:12:12,679 --> 00:12:15,040 Speaker 6: and I'm like, this is so not necessary, and I'm 305 00:12:15,080 --> 00:12:17,400 Speaker 6: literally like, girls, sit down, like, get yourselves a break, 306 00:12:17,440 --> 00:12:19,680 Speaker 6: like I'll still to be no worries. Then you know, 307 00:12:19,679 --> 00:12:22,560 Speaker 6: a couple hours later, round two they come. I'm like, 308 00:12:22,640 --> 00:12:26,360 Speaker 6: you ladies, please, this is not necessary. So me and 309 00:12:26,440 --> 00:12:29,199 Speaker 6: Tatiana by herself, who by the way Tatiana couldn't drink 310 00:12:29,240 --> 00:12:32,960 Speaker 6: that night. But it's like I was just and there 311 00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:35,000 Speaker 6: were just so many young when I felt like were 312 00:12:35,080 --> 00:12:37,080 Speaker 6: kids in the club, and I'm like, Okay, I think 313 00:12:37,080 --> 00:12:39,040 Speaker 6: I officially might be too. 314 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:41,160 Speaker 4: Old for the club, which I never thought i'd say that. 315 00:12:41,440 --> 00:12:45,920 Speaker 1: I was asleep for like four hours you arrived, I 316 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:48,040 Speaker 1: got the club, I'd have been asleep for four hours. 317 00:12:48,040 --> 00:12:51,120 Speaker 6: And I slept the entire next day. I woke up 318 00:12:51,120 --> 00:12:52,360 Speaker 6: at like four and I was like, where did the 319 00:12:52,440 --> 00:12:55,200 Speaker 6: day go? I'm going asleep all day? I might I 320 00:12:55,280 --> 00:12:56,920 Speaker 6: never thought i'd say I'm too old for something. 321 00:12:56,960 --> 00:12:57,840 Speaker 4: I might be too. 322 00:12:58,000 --> 00:12:59,960 Speaker 1: No. I saw the pictures that you posted from town, 323 00:13:00,120 --> 00:13:02,480 Speaker 1: and I just like I kind of cringed. I was like, 324 00:13:02,480 --> 00:13:04,800 Speaker 1: oh god, right, because I can remember back in the 325 00:13:04,840 --> 00:13:06,120 Speaker 1: day when that would have been exciting. 326 00:13:06,559 --> 00:13:08,240 Speaker 9: I know, And what did I use? I mean, I 327 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:10,120 Speaker 9: love it and I love her music. 328 00:13:10,160 --> 00:13:11,840 Speaker 6: So it was fine and it was good with my friend, 329 00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:14,319 Speaker 6: But yeah, that used to be especially when I was 330 00:13:14,320 --> 00:13:15,640 Speaker 6: a little too young to be in the club. 331 00:13:15,760 --> 00:13:18,120 Speaker 4: That was I was so thirsty for it, you know what. 332 00:13:18,160 --> 00:13:19,480 Speaker 1: You know how I feel about the club. I love 333 00:13:19,520 --> 00:13:21,960 Speaker 1: the club. I love the club. I love the music. 334 00:13:22,320 --> 00:13:24,520 Speaker 1: I probably would have had a great time. I love it. 335 00:13:24,600 --> 00:13:26,800 Speaker 1: I loved it. I love the whole thing, except it 336 00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:28,600 Speaker 1: needs to happen around one pm. 337 00:13:30,480 --> 00:13:32,040 Speaker 4: I'd finally be on board with you. 338 00:13:32,120 --> 00:13:33,319 Speaker 3: Now you know, I. 339 00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:35,040 Speaker 1: Have a concept and I'm working on it, and one 340 00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:36,559 Speaker 1: of these days we're going to do it. Even though 341 00:13:36,559 --> 00:13:38,520 Speaker 1: I was told by the suits it was a stupid idea. 342 00:13:38,880 --> 00:13:40,319 Speaker 1: I think if you're over the age of thirty, you 343 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:42,760 Speaker 1: don't think it's a stupid idea to do the club 344 00:13:43,800 --> 00:13:47,960 Speaker 1: around five pm, maybe six, six to nine. We do 345 00:13:48,040 --> 00:13:51,040 Speaker 1: the club the club for thirty plus an exact same experience. 346 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:52,080 Speaker 3: We don't change one thing. 347 00:13:52,800 --> 00:13:57,480 Speaker 1: Everything's the same, the same douchebag bouncers, the same hassle 348 00:13:57,520 --> 00:14:00,880 Speaker 1: of an experience to get in, the same service, the 349 00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:03,400 Speaker 1: same DJ, the same because in the club it'll be 350 00:14:03,480 --> 00:14:06,320 Speaker 1: dark and nobody will know anyway. And then everyone's going 351 00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:08,960 Speaker 1: to love this idea because thirty plus and maybe even 352 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:12,360 Speaker 1: some twenty somethings, you know, you'd have a nice dinner 353 00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:13,960 Speaker 1: maybe and then come to the club. And then we 354 00:14:14,040 --> 00:14:16,280 Speaker 1: get hammered that it's nine o'clock when you walk out. 355 00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:18,000 Speaker 1: If you want to go to round two, they can 356 00:14:18,040 --> 00:14:21,200 Speaker 1: reset the club. Yeah, and you could go again, or 357 00:14:21,480 --> 00:14:24,880 Speaker 1: you could go home, go to sleep before ten, and 358 00:14:24,920 --> 00:14:26,760 Speaker 1: you'll wake up the next day. You won't feel as 359 00:14:26,840 --> 00:14:28,720 Speaker 1: bad because you didn't go to bed at three in 360 00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:29,240 Speaker 1: the morning. 361 00:14:29,560 --> 00:14:31,080 Speaker 3: You went to bed at like nine or ten. 362 00:14:31,360 --> 00:14:34,200 Speaker 6: I mean, you guys, did you realize while we're asleep, like, 363 00:14:34,280 --> 00:14:37,160 Speaker 6: there's a whole world happening outside. Oh, there were people 364 00:14:37,320 --> 00:14:40,120 Speaker 6: all over in the street when I walked home. There's 365 00:14:40,160 --> 00:14:40,960 Speaker 6: people up still. 366 00:14:41,120 --> 00:14:43,320 Speaker 4: Yeah. I had no idea all that was going on 367 00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:44,200 Speaker 4: while I was sleeping. 368 00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:48,280 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, No, I think my concept has legs. I'm 369 00:14:48,320 --> 00:14:50,080 Speaker 1: ready for you one of these days. I'm glad that 370 00:14:50,160 --> 00:14:52,080 Speaker 1: you finally have joined me in nice quest. 371 00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:54,120 Speaker 6: And of course I'm mothering all the girls like don't 372 00:14:54,120 --> 00:14:56,480 Speaker 6: go with him, don't do that, watch your drink, and 373 00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:57,840 Speaker 6: I'm like, okay, now I'm official. 374 00:14:57,960 --> 00:15:00,800 Speaker 1: Yeah, Adam. And the guy who manages to I think 375 00:15:00,880 --> 00:15:02,760 Speaker 1: you own's part of it. He actually said you're no 376 00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:05,640 Speaker 1: longer allowed to come. He said, who's the old lady 377 00:15:05,640 --> 00:15:08,160 Speaker 1: that you invited to come in there? And I should Anam. 378 00:15:08,160 --> 00:15:10,920 Speaker 1: I had nothing to do with it because she kept 379 00:15:10,960 --> 00:15:13,480 Speaker 1: discouraging people from drinking and going home with people. And 380 00:15:13,520 --> 00:15:17,760 Speaker 1: that's that's not our motto around here, and so no, yeah, yeah, no, 381 00:15:17,840 --> 00:15:19,840 Speaker 1: we're doing the club and people are texting now that 382 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:21,200 Speaker 1: they're excited about it. 383 00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:23,440 Speaker 3: It's happening. We're doing the club, doing the club. 384 00:15:23,920 --> 00:15:25,640 Speaker 5: I'm going to open a business next door that's going 385 00:15:25,680 --> 00:15:28,160 Speaker 5: to be a babysitting service. He's like, fine, drop your 386 00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:30,280 Speaker 5: kids off, you know, and then you go next door 387 00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:33,440 Speaker 5: to the club. Fine, But then then I worry about 388 00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:34,920 Speaker 5: you're driving party. 389 00:15:35,120 --> 00:15:36,760 Speaker 3: We need to leave the kids at home. The kids 390 00:15:36,760 --> 00:15:37,920 Speaker 3: don't even be anywhere near the club. 391 00:15:39,280 --> 00:15:40,720 Speaker 5: Yeah, can I bring my kids to the club, but 392 00:15:40,760 --> 00:15:41,280 Speaker 5: the headphone? 393 00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:45,840 Speaker 1: Yeah, you would love the sparklers. 394 00:15:44,920 --> 00:15:48,520 Speaker 3: There's no, No, you're missing the point. 395 00:15:48,600 --> 00:15:50,840 Speaker 1: The point is he's going to feel like the club 396 00:15:51,240 --> 00:15:53,800 Speaker 1: when you were twenty somethings, all right, except it's going 397 00:15:53,880 --> 00:15:55,040 Speaker 1: to be the club when you're thirty. 398 00:15:55,240 --> 00:15:57,520 Speaker 5: So with my other business, I'm going to open the 399 00:15:58,080 --> 00:15:59,480 Speaker 5: food stand right outside the club. 400 00:15:59,560 --> 00:16:01,600 Speaker 3: Now that you know, what I'm saying is brilliant. 401 00:16:01,680 --> 00:16:04,560 Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, like I think we should have it so 402 00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:06,280 Speaker 1: that when you walk out of the club at nine, 403 00:16:06,560 --> 00:16:08,360 Speaker 1: they just hand you a bag of food all your 404 00:16:08,360 --> 00:16:12,320 Speaker 1: way out. Oh no, no, they just hand you a 405 00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:14,640 Speaker 1: bag of food and then there's an uber waiting for you. 406 00:16:14,720 --> 00:16:17,320 Speaker 1: It takes you right to your house. No, I'm really like, 407 00:16:17,480 --> 00:16:19,480 Speaker 1: this is Lasia shrup. I don't know why. I don't 408 00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:20,960 Speaker 1: know why, Adam. I don't know why all these club 409 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:22,880 Speaker 1: owners are not calling me trying to trademark my idea 410 00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:24,040 Speaker 1: right now, I don't know why. 411 00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:27,160 Speaker 6: Yes, you can place your order off an iPad while 412 00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:29,560 Speaker 6: you're still in the club or a QR coach. So 413 00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:32,000 Speaker 6: the food, so when you're on your way out, you 414 00:16:32,080 --> 00:16:33,800 Speaker 6: just say your name and you could have whatever you 415 00:16:33,840 --> 00:16:34,960 Speaker 6: want food wise. 416 00:16:34,880 --> 00:16:36,840 Speaker 3: I like it. Oh you think I don't already do that, 417 00:16:37,560 --> 00:16:37,960 Speaker 3: Well I don't. 418 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:39,240 Speaker 4: Where's the club I've never seen it? 419 00:16:39,240 --> 00:16:39,880 Speaker 3: Well, no, I've been. 420 00:16:39,960 --> 00:16:42,160 Speaker 1: No, but I've been sitting at a fancy restaurant before, 421 00:16:42,480 --> 00:16:44,840 Speaker 1: like having dinner with my fancy friends, and the whole 422 00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:47,880 Speaker 1: time I'm just like, I'm secretly ordering Portillo's. Or you 423 00:16:47,920 --> 00:16:51,160 Speaker 1: know when doy you just come out perfectly, Yes, yes, 424 00:16:51,320 --> 00:16:53,440 Speaker 1: there's nothing better. I show up at home the guy 425 00:16:53,560 --> 00:16:54,400 Speaker 1: oh yes, oh. 426 00:16:54,320 --> 00:16:56,320 Speaker 6: My god, or it's right there on the oh oh 427 00:16:56,400 --> 00:16:58,600 Speaker 6: yeah yeah, dear blof. 428 00:16:58,640 --> 00:17:00,520 Speaker 1: I know how to say this without said mean, because 429 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:02,960 Speaker 1: I'm not trying to be mean. But there was a 430 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:06,760 Speaker 1: high school reunion over the weekend that I know not attend. Well, 431 00:17:06,760 --> 00:17:08,520 Speaker 1: I don't know what was the last one. I don't 432 00:17:08,520 --> 00:17:09,159 Speaker 1: know what that one mean. 433 00:17:09,240 --> 00:17:10,640 Speaker 3: You haven't attended one though. 434 00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:13,920 Speaker 1: Well, anyway, there was one over the weekend. I graduated 435 00:17:13,920 --> 00:17:17,080 Speaker 1: with like forty seven people or something from a school 436 00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:19,840 Speaker 1: in Arizona. I didn't particularly love the school. I didn't 437 00:17:19,880 --> 00:17:21,960 Speaker 1: really love the experience. Not the wrong with the people 438 00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:23,240 Speaker 1: that I went to school with. I liked a lot 439 00:17:23,240 --> 00:17:24,439 Speaker 1: of them. In fact, a lot of them I went 440 00:17:24,480 --> 00:17:27,080 Speaker 1: to school with from kindergarten all the way through twelfth grade. 441 00:17:27,640 --> 00:17:29,840 Speaker 1: But I couldn't make it. I couldn't make it. I 442 00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:31,480 Speaker 1: had stuff to do this weekend. I couldn't make it 443 00:17:31,480 --> 00:17:34,240 Speaker 1: to the reunion. But I saw a picture, oh boy, 444 00:17:34,440 --> 00:17:37,080 Speaker 1: of the attendees, and there weren't many. They were like, 445 00:17:37,119 --> 00:17:39,439 Speaker 1: I don't know, I think maybe fifteen people attended at 446 00:17:39,440 --> 00:17:40,160 Speaker 1: the forty something. 447 00:17:40,280 --> 00:17:42,640 Speaker 3: That's good. Well, it's not bad. 448 00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:43,840 Speaker 4: Yeah, there's like twelve a year. 449 00:17:45,280 --> 00:17:46,840 Speaker 1: You know. There was one girl in the picture who 450 00:17:47,040 --> 00:17:48,840 Speaker 1: I had a crush on my whole life, and she 451 00:17:48,880 --> 00:17:49,640 Speaker 1: could still get it. 452 00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:52,119 Speaker 3: I think she's married. Was your friend there? The one 453 00:17:52,160 --> 00:17:52,600 Speaker 3: that came here? 454 00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:52,920 Speaker 1: Yeah? 455 00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:55,359 Speaker 3: Well, she organized. Okay, oh man, you didn't go to 456 00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:57,080 Speaker 3: her thing. No, I'm sure I'll hear about that. 457 00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:01,440 Speaker 1: There were a couple guys in the picture that I'm 458 00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:03,879 Speaker 1: just like, boy, you really are living this up because 459 00:18:03,920 --> 00:18:06,720 Speaker 1: you that was the probably the coolest you've ever bet. 460 00:18:06,760 --> 00:18:07,320 Speaker 3: I still got the. 461 00:18:07,240 --> 00:18:09,800 Speaker 4: Football, the letterman jacket on football team. 462 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:13,600 Speaker 1: We didn't have ant football team, sorry, varsity basketball jersey on. 463 00:18:13,720 --> 00:18:14,080 Speaker 3: I don't know. 464 00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:17,440 Speaker 1: I just I don't want this to sound the wrong way, guys, 465 00:18:17,440 --> 00:18:19,200 Speaker 1: And if you listen to the show, maybe hopefully you 466 00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:21,800 Speaker 1: you know, think I'm okay. But I think I would 467 00:18:21,840 --> 00:18:24,440 Speaker 1: have stacked up all right. I probably should have gone 468 00:18:24,840 --> 00:18:27,000 Speaker 1: because I think that that would have been just what 469 00:18:27,160 --> 00:18:31,480 Speaker 1: I needed, because because I left that place, it was 470 00:18:31,520 --> 00:18:34,040 Speaker 1: a very it was a small private school and a 471 00:18:34,040 --> 00:18:35,920 Speaker 1: lot of smart kids there, and I wasn't as smart 472 00:18:35,960 --> 00:18:38,520 Speaker 1: as the rest of them, and so I don't know, 473 00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:40,600 Speaker 1: I don't think people really knew what was going to 474 00:18:40,640 --> 00:18:42,720 Speaker 1: happen to me because I was kind of in the middle. 475 00:18:42,800 --> 00:18:45,840 Speaker 1: You know, I wasn't popular, it wasn't unpopular, I wasn't dumb, 476 00:18:45,920 --> 00:18:49,600 Speaker 1: I wasn't certainly wasn't the smartest. I kind of just floated, 477 00:18:50,040 --> 00:18:52,600 Speaker 1: but I left that place feeling kind of stupid because 478 00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:54,840 Speaker 1: people went to Harvard and Stamford and Yale and I 479 00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:57,800 Speaker 1: went to you know wherever I went. And I always 480 00:18:57,800 --> 00:18:59,600 Speaker 1: wanted to do this, and I don't think anybody really 481 00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:01,560 Speaker 1: respect did it. I don't think anyone really thought it 482 00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:03,880 Speaker 1: was like a real job or like that I would 483 00:19:03,920 --> 00:19:06,640 Speaker 1: really do it, and I did it, and then I 484 00:19:06,680 --> 00:19:08,320 Speaker 1: recently lost a bunch of weight, you. 485 00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:10,680 Speaker 3: Know, so like I should have gone. Yeah, I really 486 00:19:10,720 --> 00:19:12,920 Speaker 3: should have. I'm looking at this picture, going I stack 487 00:19:13,040 --> 00:19:15,080 Speaker 3: up just fine here. I should have gone, but I 488 00:19:15,080 --> 00:19:17,320 Speaker 3: didn't go, And it's okay. I feel okay about it. 489 00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:19,040 Speaker 5: Yeah, because you talk about them high school, like you 490 00:19:19,080 --> 00:19:20,800 Speaker 5: just said, like you were in the middle of the 491 00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:23,800 Speaker 5: pack whatever, but now you're like super successful and you 492 00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:26,320 Speaker 5: should be most in that to these people that that. 493 00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:28,080 Speaker 1: Proved you, like that wanted to prove you wrong. You 494 00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:30,240 Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, Like I probably should have. I mean, 495 00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:32,720 Speaker 1: for selfish reasons. I think I would have done okay, 496 00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:34,240 Speaker 1: but I don't. They're just gonna ask me for money. 497 00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:35,600 Speaker 1: I don't want to give it to him. That's why 498 00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:37,680 Speaker 1: you don't want to go. Well, and I just I 499 00:19:37,720 --> 00:19:40,240 Speaker 1: don't know I looked at the picture and like, I 500 00:19:40,240 --> 00:19:42,280 Speaker 1: don't know how many high school reunions any of you. 501 00:19:42,280 --> 00:19:43,840 Speaker 1: Have you guys, ever been to a high school union? 502 00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:45,720 Speaker 1: You guys even old, you're old enough to have gone 503 00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:48,080 Speaker 1: to one day? Yeah, And I just I looked at 504 00:19:48,080 --> 00:19:50,280 Speaker 1: the picture and I'm like, there's the one guy. He's 505 00:19:50,359 --> 00:19:54,040 Speaker 1: he's doing the same gimmick he was doing. He's goofy, 506 00:19:54,080 --> 00:19:56,800 Speaker 1: and like, yeah, because he was cool. He was a cool, 507 00:19:56,840 --> 00:19:59,040 Speaker 1: smart kid, and I think that may have been the 508 00:19:59,080 --> 00:20:02,199 Speaker 1: coolest smartest he ever was. And like in the picture 509 00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:04,680 Speaker 1: he's like the same goofy look on his face. I'm like, oh, 510 00:20:04,680 --> 00:20:07,439 Speaker 1: we're doing that still, okay, And I don't know. And 511 00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:09,320 Speaker 1: then some of the people that were like really cool 512 00:20:09,760 --> 00:20:11,600 Speaker 1: don't look as cool. And I'm not trying to be mean. 513 00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:14,280 Speaker 1: I'm just saying, you gotta be careful. If you're listening 514 00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:16,639 Speaker 1: now and you're in high school or you're in grade school, 515 00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:19,560 Speaker 1: just be careful. Be careful what you say to other people, 516 00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:22,240 Speaker 1: be nice to other people. If you're at the top 517 00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:24,639 Speaker 1: of your game right now, I hope you always stay there, 518 00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:26,600 Speaker 1: but there's a chance to somebody who's not at the 519 00:20:26,640 --> 00:20:28,399 Speaker 1: top of their game right will rise. 520 00:20:29,119 --> 00:20:35,560 Speaker 3: Don't tell them they can't. Don't. Just be nice to people, yeah, 521 00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:36,760 Speaker 3: and do your best. 522 00:20:36,920 --> 00:20:39,040 Speaker 1: That's what I feel like, because anyone who's been to 523 00:20:39,080 --> 00:20:40,880 Speaker 1: a high school re union, I'm sure in their mind 524 00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:45,639 Speaker 1: it doesn't always equate. Whatever's happening for you then doesn't 525 00:20:45,680 --> 00:20:49,520 Speaker 1: mean twenty years from now will be the same, vice versa. 526 00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:52,439 Speaker 1: If right now you're not thriving, in twenty years, you 527 00:20:52,520 --> 00:20:53,400 Speaker 1: might be thriving. 528 00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:54,240 Speaker 3: And I hope you are. 529 00:20:55,240 --> 00:20:57,600 Speaker 1: And if that's the case, you're gonna remember the people 530 00:20:57,600 --> 00:21:02,320 Speaker 1: that were like, eh, being mean. These are all very 531 00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:04,919 Speaker 1: nice people. I hope they had a great time. I 532 00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:06,840 Speaker 1: was unable to attend. Did you comment on the post? 533 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:12,119 Speaker 3: Nope? But I missed you guys. Well I didn't so 534 00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:16,200 Speaker 3: the photo maybe. 535 00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:18,159 Speaker 1: I liked. 536 00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:20,800 Speaker 3: I liked my odds there, And. 537 00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:23,560 Speaker 1: I'm now about to go look and see if that 538 00:21:23,640 --> 00:21:25,320 Speaker 1: wonder who I had a big crush. I'm still married 539 00:21:25,440 --> 00:21:27,200 Speaker 1: because she's still she looks exactly the same. 540 00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:29,680 Speaker 3: I don't know what their relationship said. It says, come down, 541 00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:34,240 Speaker 3: all right, it's the Fresh show and this is what's 542 00:21:34,280 --> 00:21:34,840 Speaker 3: trend and a. 543 00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:39,120 Speaker 1: Story here for Kiky. I'm worried about her. But first though, 544 00:21:39,440 --> 00:21:43,040 Speaker 1: Dave Matthew's Band, Foreigner, Peter Frampton, Cool in the Gang, 545 00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:48,159 Speaker 1: Mary J. Blige, let me see who else here, Ozzy 546 00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:51,879 Speaker 1: Osbourne's Share, and a tribe called Quest All going into 547 00:21:51,920 --> 00:21:55,040 Speaker 1: the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame October nineteenth, and 548 00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:57,159 Speaker 1: the ceremony will airlive on Disney Plus. If you have 549 00:21:57,160 --> 00:22:00,600 Speaker 1: one of those subscriptions, if you don't steal one from somebody. 550 00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:03,120 Speaker 1: Unlike Netflix, you won't be able to do that, though, 551 00:22:04,040 --> 00:22:06,639 Speaker 1: because Netflix has made a whole bunch of money since 552 00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:10,159 Speaker 1: they made it harder for you to borrow with air quotes, 553 00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:12,840 Speaker 1: your friends and families Netflix account. 554 00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:14,119 Speaker 3: This is for you, Kiki. 555 00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:17,800 Speaker 1: The House of Representatives has overwhelmingly passed a provision for 556 00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:21,680 Speaker 1: a potential ban of TikTok No It's part of a 557 00:22:21,760 --> 00:22:24,800 Speaker 1: ninety five billion dollars series of foreign aid packages. The 558 00:22:24,840 --> 00:22:26,919 Speaker 1: House voted three sixty to fifty eight in favor of 559 00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:30,320 Speaker 1: a bill that would impost sanctions on Iran and require 560 00:22:30,359 --> 00:22:32,800 Speaker 1: TikTok to divest it from its Chinese parent company Byte 561 00:22:32,840 --> 00:22:36,119 Speaker 1: Dance in two hundred and seventy days or face a 562 00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:39,160 Speaker 1: national ban. President Biden has already indicated that he would 563 00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:42,240 Speaker 1: sign the bill into law if it passes through Congress, 564 00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:44,640 Speaker 1: but it's unclear whether that's enough support. 565 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:46,480 Speaker 3: It has enough support in the Senate. 566 00:22:46,560 --> 00:22:49,480 Speaker 6: I mean, you thought people storm the Capitol before. I'm 567 00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:50,399 Speaker 6: scared for y'all. 568 00:22:51,359 --> 00:22:53,040 Speaker 3: Two hundred and seventy days, Kiki. 569 00:22:53,160 --> 00:22:55,800 Speaker 2: I can't say what I'm planning to do, but they 570 00:22:55,800 --> 00:22:57,520 Speaker 2: better you don't storm anything, right. 571 00:22:59,000 --> 00:22:59,480 Speaker 4: That's all that. 572 00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:05,680 Speaker 5: I don't really watched Insurrection Part two. Monkeys Lives. 573 00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:08,280 Speaker 1: Yeah, I would watch it on TikTok, but it's gone, 574 00:23:08,359 --> 00:23:10,960 Speaker 1: so have to be somewhere else. 575 00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:13,040 Speaker 3: I guess I'll be on reels. 576 00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:16,159 Speaker 1: Tesla has cut US prices after a hard week so 577 00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:19,000 Speaker 1: last week they announced a recall of four thousand cyber trucks, 578 00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:20,439 Speaker 1: laid off ten percent of its staff. 579 00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:21,160 Speaker 3: Saw a stike. 580 00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:23,880 Speaker 1: It's their stock price fall below one hundred and fifty 581 00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:25,800 Speaker 1: bucks a share, wiping out all the games that it 582 00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:28,399 Speaker 1: made this year. But now you can get a great 583 00:23:28,480 --> 00:23:31,600 Speaker 1: deal on a Tesla. Everyone on the Model YX and 584 00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:34,199 Speaker 1: S vehicles. They cut the price by two thousand bucks. 585 00:23:34,359 --> 00:23:36,439 Speaker 3: It's in there. I don't know. 586 00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:39,639 Speaker 1: I'm still almost eighty grand for the Model X. I 587 00:23:39,640 --> 00:23:41,359 Speaker 1: don't know if that's a good deal or will and 588 00:23:41,640 --> 00:23:45,720 Speaker 1: colleges in states where recreational marijuana became legal over the 589 00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:48,280 Speaker 1: past decades, so as significant but short term boost in 590 00:23:48,320 --> 00:23:52,840 Speaker 1: applications from top notch students, they also got more applications overall, 591 00:23:52,880 --> 00:23:56,800 Speaker 1: which is like in today's news. Yeah, college kids want 592 00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:59,639 Speaker 1: to smoke weed legally. I can't imagine telling my parents 593 00:23:59,640 --> 00:24:02,000 Speaker 1: like this is that's whe I'm I'm considering the following schools. 594 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:03,040 Speaker 3: Because of legal marijuana. 595 00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:05,880 Speaker 1: The number of applications for these states, colleges grew by 596 00:24:05,920 --> 00:24:09,240 Speaker 1: five point five percent more than colleges in states that 597 00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:12,520 Speaker 1: did not legalize. That means that colleges in legal marijuana 598 00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:18,240 Speaker 1: states received a temporary boost in applications. So yeah, yeah, 599 00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:20,800 Speaker 1: I mean like that would stop anyone. That didn't stop 600 00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:25,040 Speaker 1: anybody in college when for decades in an old pastime 601 00:24:25,560 --> 00:24:30,439 Speaker 1: smoke a weeding college, I don't get it. It's National 602 00:24:30,480 --> 00:24:33,320 Speaker 1: Girl Scout Leader's Day National When I say it like 603 00:24:33,359 --> 00:24:37,040 Speaker 1: that Girl Scout Leader's Day, It's National Girl Scout Leader's Day, 604 00:24:37,240 --> 00:24:40,080 Speaker 1: National Earth Day to Day, and National School Bus Driver 605 00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:46,760 Speaker 1: Appreciation Day. Guys, the fun fact today is about ferrets, 606 00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:50,680 Speaker 1: and this is life or death too. It's about ferrets 607 00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:52,119 Speaker 1: and it's about. 608 00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:52,480 Speaker 3: Life or death. 609 00:24:52,680 --> 00:24:54,359 Speaker 9: You have to do, Girl Girl. 610 00:24:55,040 --> 00:24:57,440 Speaker 1: It's about a ferret named Charrelle and life for Death. 611 00:24:58,040 --> 00:24:58,919 Speaker 1: I'll tell you what it is. 612 00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:00,480 Speaker 3: Nett that show. 613 00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:11,000 Speaker 7: Next, the Fred Show is on Friend's Fun Fact Fred's Fun. 614 00:25:13,640 --> 00:25:16,199 Speaker 1: We got people all over the country listening to us 615 00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:18,480 Speaker 1: today on the iHeart app, at least attempting to. I 616 00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:20,239 Speaker 1: guess it's cutting in and out. But why would they? 617 00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:22,480 Speaker 1: Why would everything work? I mean, let's just make it 618 00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:25,120 Speaker 1: as difficult as possible. I'm been telling you for years. 619 00:25:25,119 --> 00:25:27,160 Speaker 1: This is radio survivor. They want to make this as 620 00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:32,040 Speaker 1: difficult as possible for us to have success. But Morrisville, 621 00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:36,119 Speaker 1: North Carolina's post office has this bloud blast apparently, So 622 00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:38,200 Speaker 1: shout out to you, guys, thank you for forcing people 623 00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:38,840 Speaker 1: to listen to us. 624 00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:39,040 Speaker 3: There. 625 00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:42,160 Speaker 1: Someone has us on an Orlando today. I mean, we'll 626 00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:44,200 Speaker 1: take it. We'll take it on the Iheard app. You 627 00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:46,760 Speaker 1: can listen anywhere. There's really no excuse if you were 628 00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:49,400 Speaker 1: to say, like, I'm out of town, don't care, Uh 629 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:52,479 Speaker 1: check your localistics. Let us know where it's cutting out 630 00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:55,720 Speaker 1: on you right exactly. Oh, I didn't get up earlier today, 631 00:25:55,840 --> 00:25:59,920 Speaker 1: don't care? Podcast fread show on demand doesn't really matter, 632 00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:06,680 Speaker 1: But guys did you know that a female ferret, if 633 00:26:06,720 --> 00:26:08,960 Speaker 1: she doesn't have sex for a year, she will die. 634 00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:13,439 Speaker 3: Oh, she will die? Why you might, I'm sure you. 635 00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:16,280 Speaker 1: The next question you're asking is why female ferrets go 636 00:26:16,359 --> 00:26:20,040 Speaker 1: into heat in their first spring, generally in February. They'll 637 00:26:20,040 --> 00:26:23,879 Speaker 1: remain in heat until successfully mated. If mating doesn't occur, 638 00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:28,400 Speaker 1: the females will succumb to a plastic anemia and die 639 00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:34,960 Speaker 1: a most painful death. Saying not that a plastic amenia anemia, 640 00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:38,359 Speaker 1: amenia anemia. Whatever. You don't want it, whatever it is, 641 00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:41,399 Speaker 1: you don't want it. So if a female ferret doesn't 642 00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:43,720 Speaker 1: have sex for a year, she will die. WHOA, The 643 00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:44,960 Speaker 1: same is true. I don't know if you've heard. The 644 00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:48,400 Speaker 1: same is true for a guy if he gets excited 645 00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:53,280 Speaker 1: and then nothing happens. It's a very very very serious 646 00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:58,320 Speaker 1: medical condition called a blue with a ballith. Yes, very 647 00:26:58,440 --> 00:27:02,280 Speaker 1: very very concerning, serious health matter affecting the world, and 648 00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:04,399 Speaker 1: we must stop it. We must eradicated a blue at 649 00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:06,040 Speaker 1: the ball. 650 00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:11,400 Speaker 3: Well, you didn't keep believing more Fresh Show next. 651 00:27:12,680 --> 00:27:13,040 Speaker 1: Welcome. 652 00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:16,000 Speaker 3: The Fresh Show is on. 653 00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:21,080 Speaker 1: Good Morning Everybody, Monday, April twenty second. It's the Fred Show. 654 00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:23,880 Speaker 1: Thank you so much for having us son, We love you, 655 00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:26,480 Speaker 1: we appreciate you. If you missed anything today on the 656 00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:29,480 Speaker 1: show Kiki's Court, Waiting by the Phone, the Civil War 657 00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:33,960 Speaker 1: reenactment show Bis Shelling, The Entertainer Reports. Trending story is fun. Fact, 658 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:36,520 Speaker 1: it's all on the iHeart app anytime. Search for the 659 00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:38,800 Speaker 1: Fred Show on demand. Maybe a tang today too, Maybe 660 00:27:38,840 --> 00:27:42,359 Speaker 1: we'll do a tang off air uncensured podcast as well. 661 00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:44,119 Speaker 1: Waiting by the Phone. In fact, if you miss that, 662 00:27:44,160 --> 00:27:46,920 Speaker 1: we'll do it here in two minutes. This is Kaylen's 663 00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:49,640 Speaker 1: favorite or one of them? Top five? 664 00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:51,679 Speaker 3: Yeah, top five? Okay? 665 00:27:52,560 --> 00:27:55,160 Speaker 1: From the vault the Entertainment Report. After that, what's in there? 666 00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:59,640 Speaker 6: The celebrity who posted a very honest death tribute about 667 00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:01,159 Speaker 6: her mom. 668 00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:02,080 Speaker 3: Wow, I know. 669 00:28:02,119 --> 00:28:04,240 Speaker 6: Can you imagine if someone did that about us once 670 00:28:04,280 --> 00:28:04,880 Speaker 6: we're gone? 671 00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:07,280 Speaker 3: Yeah, death tribute an honest one. 672 00:28:07,359 --> 00:28:10,240 Speaker 9: Yeah, like you were an a whole sometimes but r 673 00:28:10,280 --> 00:28:11,440 Speaker 9: I p Yeah. 674 00:28:11,480 --> 00:28:15,440 Speaker 5: Who in the room would you want to write your yeah, obituary? 675 00:28:16,160 --> 00:28:16,800 Speaker 3: Obituary? 676 00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:21,560 Speaker 4: I'll be Kaalin, Oh, I would love to. 677 00:28:21,720 --> 00:28:25,879 Speaker 3: Maybe Jason not you? You know too much. I don't know. 678 00:28:26,119 --> 00:28:27,800 Speaker 3: Some days I think you'd guess me up, and some 679 00:28:27,920 --> 00:28:29,919 Speaker 3: days I think I'd be like sho, that's all his 680 00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:32,520 Speaker 3: exes or whoever. You know what I'm saying. 681 00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:35,879 Speaker 1: You would say this, never mind, This is why I 682 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:37,920 Speaker 1: chose I didn't choose you. First of all, I don't 683 00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:40,400 Speaker 1: have a lot of xes xes that means I dated 684 00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:42,800 Speaker 1: them officially. I would have to date them officially for 685 00:28:42,840 --> 00:28:43,400 Speaker 1: them to be an X. 686 00:28:43,480 --> 00:28:45,800 Speaker 6: Right, Kiki will have the graphic you'll look, you know, 687 00:28:45,880 --> 00:28:47,080 Speaker 6: slender trim. 688 00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:47,440 Speaker 3: Yeah. 689 00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:49,400 Speaker 2: I would write a great story. I make half of 690 00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:50,560 Speaker 2: it up, but it'd be great. 691 00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:58,000 Speaker 1: Okay, never mind ab anybody but Rufio. I could write 692 00:28:58,040 --> 00:28:58,160 Speaker 1: like 693 00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:01,360 Speaker 4: Chip and wrapped it up.