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Speaker 1: Buckle up, hold on tight, we got it for you here.

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Speaker 1: It is the Strawberry Lennon subject. I don't mind working

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Speaker 1: over time. Dear Stephen Shirley. I am a twenty nine

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Speaker 1: year old single woman with a great job, but I

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Speaker 1: have an issue with a co worker. I went to

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Speaker 1: a local bar a couple of weeks ago and had

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Speaker 1: it at all at first. Later on, I went to

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Speaker 1: two of my coworkers in the corner. Booed up. Both

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Speaker 1: of them are married, and when they saw me, they

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Speaker 1: instantly took their arms off each other and separated. They spoke,

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Speaker 1: and when I left out of the bathroom, they were gone.

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Speaker 1: I was a little surprised that they didn't at least

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Speaker 1: ask how my night was going, or asked me to

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Speaker 1: join them for a drink. That let me know that

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Speaker 1: they were clearly up to something. I suppose it could

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Speaker 1: have been platonic, since they weren't kissing, but why were

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Speaker 1: this bar. So now I obviously need your advice. No,

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Speaker 1: I don't plan to tell anybody what I saw. I'd

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Speaker 1: much rather keep their secret to myself because I want

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Speaker 1: a chance to be with the guy too. I've had

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Speaker 1: a crush on him for years, and now that I

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Speaker 1: know he's a cheater, I want to see what he's

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Speaker 1: have spent many nights fantasizing about all the nasty things

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Speaker 1: i'd do to him if I ever got a chance.

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Speaker 1: I've lost count of all the sexual dreams I've had

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Speaker 1: about him over the years, and I think it's dead.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. I knew it over the years, and I

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Speaker 1: think it's time to get my man. He is already

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Speaker 1: having an affair, so how should I let him know

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Speaker 1: that he can have me too? I don't mind putting

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Speaker 1: in a little overtime with this man. So there you go.

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Speaker 1: One question for you. Are you crazy? Are you crazy?

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Speaker 1: I think you are. Didn't you say this man was married?

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Speaker 1: Didn't you say you've been working here for years? I

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Speaker 1: mean that means he's got a wife. He's cheating on

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Speaker 1: his wife. You don't get that or care about that? Why?

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Speaker 1: Why would you put yourself through that? Why would you

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Speaker 1: do this? Plus you guys all work together, that could

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Speaker 1: be so messy. He's already working with another coworker. Usually

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Speaker 1: that sort of thing is prohibited on the job. The

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Speaker 1: funny thing is that you said they didn't ask you

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Speaker 1: to join them for a drink, and that lets you

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Speaker 1: know that when they you saw them, they were clearly

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Speaker 1: up to something. Yes they were. They were. They separated

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Speaker 1: when they saw you, and then they left after that.

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Speaker 1: I gotta ask you where's your self esteem? Because you said,

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Speaker 1: since he's already having an affair, you want to let

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Speaker 1: him know that he can have you too. Really, where's

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Speaker 1: your self worth? You should know that you know you

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Speaker 1: could do better. You could do a lot better than

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Speaker 1: this somebody else's husband. I don't even mind you having fun.

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Speaker 1: You say, why shouldn't you have a little fun too.

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Speaker 1: You can have fun, but get your own man to

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Speaker 1: your own man to have fun with this with here,

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Speaker 1: at this job. This is craziness right here. This man

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Speaker 1: is married, this woman is married, and now here you

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Speaker 1: all are trying to get something started. No, you're not

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Speaker 1: gonna say anything because you want them for yourself. But

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Speaker 1: how do you think that's really gonna work out? Really, Steve, Well,

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Speaker 1: let me just start by saying, this letter took one

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Speaker 1: hell of a twist. Yes it did. It's spun on

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Speaker 1: me so damn quick. I had to quit writing my reply.

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Speaker 1: I was all setting ready. First of all, twenty nine

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Speaker 1: great job. Got an issue with a co worker, went

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Speaker 1: I'm thinking, how stupid is sh And then you know,

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Speaker 1: a stupid person. So I said that this letter gonna

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Speaker 1: be easy to answer. I got this right here. You know,

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Speaker 1: some stuff like this, ain't your damn business, you know,

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Speaker 1: here when the stupidity came in. But why were they

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Speaker 1: this ball? Then she saying, so, I obviously need your

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Speaker 1: advice the right, that's what I was gonna go. Mind

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Speaker 1: your damn business, gone about your business, Shut your damn mouth,

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Speaker 1: all that stuff right now. Then she tell me about

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Speaker 1: I don't plan to tell anybody what I saw, So

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Speaker 1: I said, okay, I ain't got to tell them. Mind

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Speaker 1: of damn business. Shut your damn mouth. Then she said

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Speaker 1: I'd rather keep their secret to myself. And then the

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Speaker 1: letter just clicked. Because I want a chance with the

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Speaker 1: to see what he's working with. What the hell happened here?

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Speaker 1: Well are you going with this letter? Me and Shelly

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Speaker 1: don't feel like getting our minds and things twisted up

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Speaker 1: but I will attempt to do so right after the

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Speaker 1: break well. The subject of the letter is I don't

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Speaker 1: mind working over time. After reading this letter, I think

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Speaker 1: the title of this letter should be I'm a nutty helfer,

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Speaker 1: What you think? One more time? I'm a nutty heifer

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Speaker 1: what you think? Woman twenty nine years old, got a

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Speaker 1: And then when you spoke to him, but when you

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Speaker 1: I was gonna tell her it ain't your bus him?

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Speaker 1: Then she said, I'm gonna keep the secret to myself

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Speaker 1: since he married, I found out here, Cheetah, I want

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Speaker 1: goes back to the title of my letter. I'm a nuttie, heaper.

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Speaker 1: What do you think? Well, Nutty, let's go and get

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Speaker 1: into it, she said, So obviously I need your advice.

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Speaker 1: I don't plan to tell anybody what I saw. I'm

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Speaker 1: I think I should have a turn. What I spent

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Speaker 1: count of all the sexual dreams I've had about him

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Speaker 1: over the years, and I think it's time to get

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Speaker 1: my man. He already having an affair, So how should

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Speaker 1: I let him know that he can have me too?

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Speaker 1: I don't mind putting it a little over time with

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Speaker 1: this man. Man, let's just gonna get down to this letter.

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Speaker 1: Since you've known this man for years and he has

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Speaker 1: not said anything to you, and he is a Cheatah,

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Speaker 1: come on, let's wonder why has he not said nothing

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Speaker 1: to you? Well, let's think about this. If you a

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Speaker 1: man that's a known serial cheater and you are in

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Speaker 1: the cheat business, do you not look for opportunities to cheat? Now?

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Speaker 1: Why after these years of on the job, has he

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Speaker 1: overlooked you? Wow, Now we must face the truth. Break

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Speaker 1: it down. Maybe when he looked over there, has it

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Speaker 1: crossed your mind that he don't want to cheat with you? Maybe? Oh,

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Speaker 1: here we go. You ain't cheat material? Lord je you

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Speaker 1: you already single? Ain't nobody asked you to marry? But

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Speaker 1: On the side? What do you look like? You gotta

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Speaker 1: break it down, Steve? Do you wear to work? You

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Speaker 1: have to break it down? What when you owe me

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Speaker 1: your mouth? What come out? Because it's nothingness in this letter?

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Speaker 1: And you type this it was spelling correct on it

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Speaker 1: and everything. I can't imagine what you didn't said on

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Speaker 1: your job? Why would not have confessed cheetah? Serial cheetah

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Speaker 1: asked you to cheat? With him, not ask you to

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Speaker 1: cheat with what is wrong with you? Take it now?

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Speaker 1: In this letter, she said, how can I make it

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Speaker 1: known to him that he can have me too? Wow?

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Speaker 1: Well you might mess around and find out that he

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Speaker 1: don't want you. Then years he ain't said a damn

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Speaker 1: had a lot of nasty, fantasizical dreams about him. What

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Speaker 1: has he dreamed about you? What kind of nasty dreams?

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Speaker 1: Nasty fantasizical. I see that's fantasizical. Surely those are dreams

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Speaker 1: with that you fantasize with a physicality aspect attached to it,

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Speaker 1: fantasizical dreams. Wanted to be clear, I'm clear. Yeah, that's

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Speaker 1: an adverse slash agitive. Ye. Yeah, it's a description and

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Speaker 1: a action at the same time. He don't want you,

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Speaker 1: I think Monday morning Yarder just walking there and just

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Speaker 1: How about me too. Let's get your face cracked all

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Speaker 1: at once. All right, Steve, we gotta get out of here.

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