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Speaker 2: Either way, we want to be there. Doesn't matter how

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Speaker 3: We want to send you off in style.

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Speaker 4: We wanna welcome you back home.

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Speaker 2: Tell us all about it. We scared her? Was it fine?

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Speaker 4: Now?

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Speaker 2: Porn? Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do your need to ride?

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Speaker 4: Ride with Karen and Chris? Welcome to Do you need

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Speaker 1: This is Chris.

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Speaker 2: Fairbanks and this is Karen Kilgarriff.

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Speaker 3: Hello, Karen Kilgarriff, my friend.

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Speaker 2: Hi Chris Fairbanks. How are you?

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Speaker 3: I'm terrific. I agree, yeah, yeah, I feel fantastic. I

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Speaker 3: just found five hundred dollars. Who's driving, Johnny? We will

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Speaker 3: enter it with the n we'd like to pretend.

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Speaker 1: I just want to know who's driving.

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Speaker 3: We pretend that we're about to pick you, so the

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Speaker 3: sound effects you'll know when we're opening the fake.

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Speaker 4: You're getting it, okay. Right now, we're just driving through

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Speaker 4: lax Pulling.

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Speaker 2: We're going to pull up to your your workspace, your

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Speaker 4: Yeah, just do the sound effects move it along.

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Speaker 2: Wait it is I really quick, Chris, How do you

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Speaker 2: really found five hundred dollars cash?

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Speaker 3: Yes, I it was a portion of my I sold

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Speaker 3: posters and the tour, by the way, was so much fun.

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Speaker 3: Everyone loves Karen. They they love you. Oh, I mean

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Speaker 3: look at this. Oh that is my license plate shine

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Speaker 2: Who probably is a huge fan of Johnny Pemberton. She

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Speaker 3: And I went to Davenport to that haunted mansion and

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Speaker 2: That's amazing, and it.

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Speaker 3: Earned her a free poster. But the rest of the

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Speaker 3: money I just I am so scatterbrained. Even though I

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Speaker 3: no out of what I'm doing wrapping it in an

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Speaker 1: Of underwear.

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Speaker 2: Unless they're robbers, right.

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Speaker 3: So they would only smell it and then smell that

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Speaker 2: Then they're like, you know, this smells like even better cash.

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Speaker 1: But I just found it.

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Speaker 2: That is exciting, cold hard cash. Are you going to

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Speaker 1: No, I don't do that.

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Speaker 2: We got to bring on in.

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Speaker 1: Oh, let's do it.

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Speaker 2: No, No, we want you in this conversation.

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Speaker 3: You want you. We want to know what you would

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Speaker 3: do with the cash. Ladies and town gentlemen. I bit

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Speaker 4: He is a sweetheart.

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Speaker 3: He connected me with his father, who's one of the

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Speaker 4: That's a medical.

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Speaker 3: Issue that I and I owe it to Johnny and

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Speaker 2: Wait, what was your big your big opinion about Chris

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so I should just put it under my mattress

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Speaker 2: A pair of underwear.

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Speaker 3: Famously, for a while, you could get aquain net or

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Speaker 1: Did you go to get that? Did you go to

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Speaker 2: Man, hide your gun in a pringlescan.

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Speaker 1: Man, my little minigam a little like schmiddal pea shooter.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I wish they could evaporate the traffic

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Speaker 1: We can't run terminal seven yet, this is ridiculous.

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Speaker 3: So effortlessly and silently we're able to enter the vehicle.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I surprise my lift drivers all the time. He's

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Speaker 3: I came up through the exhaust pipe again and like Santa, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I was in a haunted mansion, Johnny, and uh, I

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Speaker 3: It was connected to an asylum. This place all this

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Speaker 3: is where a sacred ground. Yeah, Davenport, Iowa.

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Speaker 1: I always got nothing. There's nothing happened there.

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Speaker 3: I don't know. I'm open to it. I was open

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Speaker 1: Do you believe in ghosts? I guess so, I don't think.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I didn't hit.

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Speaker 1: Record, Karen.

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Speaker 3: I hadn't hit record either yesterday, Karen, we are the

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Speaker 2: As right now, let's act like we're a three person

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Karen, what are you doing there chopping those carrots

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: And this kitchen sure is hot.

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Speaker 2: I hated in a So I'm going to open this window.

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Speaker 3: You you know, but it I knew you would do that.

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Speaker 3: Acting we established where it was parents said, I hate

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Speaker 3: That's what's what she always does. You're chopping carrots in

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Speaker 2: I don't stop putting me in the kitchen as a woman.

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Speaker 2: I'm going out the window, you know, rebellious.

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Speaker 1: on Zoom over the pandemic? No you didn't because I didn't. No,

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Speaker 2: It's heavy lifting. It's heavy. Also, I very quickly lose

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Speaker 1: I would get mad too, I'd get you've seen me

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Speaker 3: I'd get out, take off in a huff, and start

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Speaker 3: When I screamed at you all, it's a bit.

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Speaker 1: Everything's a bit, Yeah, Chris, Chris is a bitman.

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Speaker 2: I like to think imagining you and Johnny where it's

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Speaker 2: that means you did if you did thousands of improv shows,

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Speaker 2: I was like you were doing two a day.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I was. I was clocking in. I was

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Speaker 3: Do vocal warm ups for that. Could you give us

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Speaker 6: Sheila sang sexy songs, Shela sang sexy songs and.

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Speaker 1: Something like that.

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Speaker 2: Have you ever played a character, Johnny of a like

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Speaker 1: I think it would be a fun fun character to do.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, like that game show host whose name I

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Speaker 1: I think he claimed to be a spy because he

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and we're talking about of course Pat.

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Speaker 1: He's still around, isn't he?

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Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah? Yeah, ym and Vanna, Like the soul Fortune

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Speaker 2: is no different today than it was in nineteen eighty two.

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Speaker 3: Even the visuals, it's crazy to me. Even sometimes the prizes,

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Speaker 1: It really just take a dinette set.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just coded constantinople. We should have changed that.

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Speaker 3: It's now it's stimple like really old gifts.

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Speaker 1: Well it's only better now. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: That was a way better version of Wheel of Fortune

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Speaker 2: when the person won their round and they had like

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Speaker 1: Why you didn't watch that? I was watching that.

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Speaker 2: Where like their heads floating and they're like a trip

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Speaker 2: to Constantinople for eight hundred pleas, and then they're like

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Speaker 2: down the thing or like oh yeah, ceramic Greyhound for

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Speaker 2: five hundred please, and they're using up all there and

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Speaker 3: I don't know how Wheel of Fortune could ever be

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Speaker 1: I think I tuned out a little bit. That makes

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Speaker 3: Wait a minute, no, I do I see you having

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Speaker 3: trouble with that, gay, No, I mean I'm not offended

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Speaker 3: I appreciate that they you notice that math cripples me

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Speaker 1: Just like anything that involves that level of thinking and

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Speaker 3: If I have to sit still and do addition, I'm

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it doesn't breaking the rule of the dog barked.

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Speaker 3: Hey, spheric, it's going to come from all of our screens.

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Speaker 1: Dogs exist.

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Speaker 3: I'm we're glad they do.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this dog, you can't lock her down. She's just big.

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Speaker 1: I'm not sure dogs.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I got to look like.

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Speaker 1: One dog, but it could be. It looks like one

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, what is it? What was that cartoon?

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Speaker 1: I don't know what it was called cat dog?

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Speaker 1: It's ultimate. That's Satan's greatest invention. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: It does look like a long vermicular, like a wormleular.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know when I say that.

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Speaker 3: I think vermicular means like vermicilly, round and long. And

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Speaker 3: that dog is nothing. It's more like just a hot

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Speaker 3: I you know, I don't pull it out much, and

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Speaker 5: I assure you.

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Speaker 2: That's how we know the special occasion. Chris threw down

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Speaker 2: that ten dollar vocabulary one.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's weird, Chris good one. Yeah, you're welcome. I

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Speaker 2: That's how we know. We were so excited to have

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Speaker 2: Johnny Pemperton on. We haven't seen him in so long.

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Speaker 2: We adore him so much. We forgot to press record,

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Speaker 2: and we're pulling out all our big words that we

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Speaker 3: We simultaneously forgot to record together.

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Speaker 2: I get so excited for the unified clap that I

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Speaker 2: that clap to show that we're actually doing that part.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, oh the clap clap.

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Speaker 3: Sorry about the possible bad sound up top.

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Speaker 1: We're all vermicular. We fed a attitudinal vermicular, just a

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Speaker 1: Cadillac entertain.

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Speaker 3: I also like corrugated and galvanized.

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Speaker 1: It's been a corrugator, little kid extra colla. I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I'm trying to think of you do though you do?

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Speaker 1: Flaccado Phaarah Banker Rica Yes, regretfully misinformed himself for prosticulating

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Speaker 1: the buttonious recorder rest about he has failed to recorderate

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Speaker 1: this instantaneous momentary idea of vehiculidation of a duney rode.

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Speaker 3: You see, that's a leader right there. You have to

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Speaker 3: become That was that was inspirational. That didn't make sense.

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Speaker 3: I wanted.

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Speaker 2: The mayor of New Orleans. Well, the mayor of New

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Speaker 2: Orleans is here.

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Speaker 1: That's gonna be a hard job to be mayor of

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Speaker 1: New Orleans. You just people are like, hen you cash

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Speaker 5: Oh well.

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Speaker 2: Also, there's so much going on. If there's any city

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Speaker 2: in this nation where there's like people go there to party,

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Speaker 2: they go there to like get blackout drunk, they go

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Speaker 2: there to like, you know, take their top off in

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Speaker 2: some misdemeanors at all times.

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Speaker 3: The existing problems of ghosts and floods.

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Speaker 1: Ghosts some big time, big time ghost problem. There real ghosts,

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Speaker 1: ancient jazz ghosts. Yeah, saxophone ghosts.

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Speaker 2: Oh. My theory is some of the ghosts. It got

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Speaker 2: so overpopulated they did. A couple did move out to

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Speaker 2: up their instruments and they were like, we got to

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Speaker 3: Who especially after several hundred years in the same wing

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Speaker 1: The whole thing is you don't have a choice because

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Speaker 2: Is that true?

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Speaker 1: That's what I think the I think the logic of

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Speaker 1: ghost Hunters, that's what the logic is. The ghost is

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Speaker 1: you know, Paul Blackstone, you need to know your wife

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Speaker 3: And your wife has died. Yeah, they need clothes.

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Speaker 1: Paul Blackstone, you are haunting people who are not your enemies.

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Speaker 1: They're just a family who wishes to have more family here.

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Speaker 2: Immediately when Johnny started doing that character, I could see

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Speaker 2: his neck. Paul Blackstone, listen to me. They always have

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Speaker 2: like the organometer is going through the roof.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you can hear Paul Blackstone's voice, I mean to

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Speaker 1: be Yeah, that stuff is so funny to me. All that.

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Speaker 1: I used to watch that show all the time, Ghost

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Speaker 1: Adventures you, Oh yeah.

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Speaker 2: I love that show.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they're always so close to seeing something uh huh, or.

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Speaker 2: They catch something on tape and they all gather around

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Speaker 2: and did you hear that? Did you hear that? And

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Speaker 2: then like and they're like, oh my god, it's a

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Speaker 1: I'm saying, remember the Alamo? Yeah, and which Yeah, Paul

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Speaker 1: Blackstone would say that. Yeah. Paul Blackstone, a known blacksmith

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Speaker 2: Paul Blackstone go home to the other side.

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Speaker 3: That is what scares me about ghosts is that, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I assume they're in purgatory and they have unfinished business

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Speaker 3: and they want me to figure it out. That's what

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Speaker 3: I That's why I couldn't sleep, Yeah, before driving all

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Speaker 3: I'm bored. But no, you want answers. I don't have

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like a it's very emotional. It's not just

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Speaker 2: I have to think about her. Yeah, she jumped off

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Speaker 1: She's looking for him every night, waiting for him to return.

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Speaker 1: So she haunts the halls of the Roadhouse Inn, waiting

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Speaker 1: for her husband, Paul Blackstone to return from his job

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Speaker 1: as a stevendoor.

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Speaker 2: Up your neck, that's all Blackstone.

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Speaker 1: Because Mia Blackstone was known to have very cold hands

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Speaker 1: shit where it's like and this is why it's this way,

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Speaker 1: and it doesn't make any fucking sense, but allow us

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Speaker 2: And then it's like a bar a lady bartender that's

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Speaker 2: Do you feel that? Do you feel that? That's called

448
00:22:06,480 --> 00:22:10,560
Speaker 2: Blackstone's chill? It goes fifteen degrees down here because Paul

449
00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:13,280
Speaker 2: this is where Paul likes to hang out. No, it isn't.

450
00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:15,120
Speaker 2: You're just going down to the basement.

451
00:22:15,640 --> 00:22:18,040
Speaker 3: Well, that's there's no way of describing it. The one

452
00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:22,000
Speaker 3: time that I'm certain that things were going on behind

453
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:26,080
Speaker 3: me while I was painting. It was drops in temperature.

454
00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:29,280
Speaker 3: And it's hard to like tell someone that later, but

455
00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:32,600
Speaker 3: it's a drop of temperature right behind your neck that

456
00:22:32,880 --> 00:22:34,879
Speaker 3: has an emotion attached.

457
00:22:35,640 --> 00:22:37,359
Speaker 1: And no one's gonna believe that.

458
00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:39,520
Speaker 3: You just sound like a crazy person, but I do

459
00:22:40,119 --> 00:22:42,359
Speaker 3: know that I've experienced that, which is why I couldn't

460
00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:46,120
Speaker 3: sleep in this mansion that did have a tower turret

461
00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:48,120
Speaker 3: that They're like, oh, you got to go up there,

462
00:22:48,119 --> 00:22:49,159
Speaker 3: and I'm like, no, I did not.

463
00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:50,639
Speaker 1: What's it called the place?

464
00:22:51,320 --> 00:22:52,960
Speaker 3: It's called the Renwick Mansion.

465
00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:55,160
Speaker 1: This is Davenport, Iowa.

466
00:22:55,560 --> 00:22:58,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, And it used to have a skywalk, which I

467
00:22:58,880 --> 00:23:01,800
Speaker 3: was like, what why they're no longer. I guess it

468
00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:05,560
Speaker 3: was dilapidated, but behind it wasn't an asylum, and it

469
00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:08,160
Speaker 3: looked straight out of one flew over the cuckoo's nests.

470
00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:11,640
Speaker 3: There was like a giant room with tall windows where

471
00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:14,840
Speaker 3: they used to, you know, just rock back and forth

472
00:23:14,880 --> 00:23:16,160
Speaker 3: over puddles of pea.

473
00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:20,680
Speaker 1: But I I was so scared that they would.

474
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:23,560
Speaker 3: Somehow come over. I was just because talk about a

475
00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:26,760
Speaker 3: scary ghost. If already in life they were kind of

476
00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:29,080
Speaker 3: looking for answers.

477
00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:31,760
Speaker 2: How far would that walk be from the asylum to

478
00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:32,720
Speaker 2: your hotel.

479
00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:35,680
Speaker 3: Football field, and I kept looking out the window for

480
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Speaker 3: as I've said, about fifty.

481
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:43,760
Speaker 2: Yards fifty yards, and that's kind of close.

482
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Speaker 1: How many yards is that many yards in a normal measurement? Yeah,

483
00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:52,359
Speaker 1: you know me. I'm a big football guy, so I

484
00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:53,400
Speaker 1: only measure.

485
00:23:53,320 --> 00:23:57,200
Speaker 2: Yards half a football field.

486
00:23:58,440 --> 00:23:59,200
Speaker 1: That's a better one.

487
00:23:59,240 --> 00:24:02,400
Speaker 3: I'd say these asylum was about as far away as

488
00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:06,199
Speaker 3: Reggie Jackson's base hit in nineteen eighty two when they

489
00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:09,720
Speaker 3: were playing the Orioles. I couldn't think of a second team. Damn,

490
00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:10,480
Speaker 3: everyone knows.

491
00:24:10,520 --> 00:24:12,080
Speaker 1: Everyone knows. I don't find you don't have to do

492
00:24:12,119 --> 00:24:15,680
Speaker 1: school buses or cars. Like it's about fourteen cars, ten

493
00:24:15,760 --> 00:24:17,359
Speaker 1: car links.

494
00:24:17,160 --> 00:24:18,399
Speaker 2: Three school buses away.

495
00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:24,920
Speaker 1: School buses, yeah, trucks a semi length to semis two

496
00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:25,920
Speaker 1: tractor trailers.

497
00:24:26,240 --> 00:24:28,280
Speaker 2: How about like one of those scooters that you push

498
00:24:28,359 --> 00:24:30,040
Speaker 2: with your foot, so it's like it would be a

499
00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:32,240
Speaker 2: three minute scooter ride over to the asylum.

500
00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:37,680
Speaker 3: I can understand, and scare the ghosts away.

501
00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:39,800
Speaker 1: You just take all those lime scooters around there, and

502
00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:41,359
Speaker 1: they're going to go fucking running.

503
00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:44,920
Speaker 3: How far away was it about three runs into a

504
00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:50,440
Speaker 3: Heeley coast? Now, now you're speaking my language.

505
00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:57,560
Speaker 2: Little ghost children from the early nineties rolling by. One

506
00:24:57,600 --> 00:25:00,679
Speaker 2: of the scariest things I've ever experienced. It was not ghosts,

507
00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:04,679
Speaker 2: was three what looked like high school girls on limescooters.

508
00:25:05,160 --> 00:25:09,960
Speaker 2: As I was driving down Vine toward Melrose, right where

509
00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:13,639
Speaker 2: that Pavilions is, and it was nighttime and all the sudden,

510
00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:17,159
Speaker 2: I'm driving down and suddenly, uh so I would be

511
00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:20,399
Speaker 2: driving south I guess away from the Hollywood sign and

512
00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:23,199
Speaker 2: up Vine in my lane. So they were on the

513
00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:26,000
Speaker 2: wrong side of the road. They weren't even on the sidewalk.

514
00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:29,560
Speaker 2: Three girls on those limescooters just come straight toward the

515
00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:32,080
Speaker 2: front of my car, screaming like they're all on the

516
00:25:32,119 --> 00:25:33,320
Speaker 2: lime scooters, screaming.

517
00:25:34,520 --> 00:25:35,760
Speaker 1: They didn't know how to stop.

518
00:25:35,880 --> 00:25:38,560
Speaker 2: I stopped the car, but they basically all had to

519
00:25:38,560 --> 00:25:41,000
Speaker 2: do like a blue angel split on either side of

520
00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:44,800
Speaker 2: my car and they never stopped. They were like and

521
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:45,639
Speaker 2: just kept going.

522
00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:47,560
Speaker 5: I just like fuck.

523
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:50,439
Speaker 2: And that was when they were on every corner and

524
00:25:50,680 --> 00:25:53,080
Speaker 2: everywhere you went. They were like laying in this on

525
00:25:53,119 --> 00:25:55,040
Speaker 2: the sidewalk and stuff, and I was like, man, I'm

526
00:25:55,040 --> 00:25:55,960
Speaker 2: done with these things.

527
00:25:56,880 --> 00:26:00,359
Speaker 1: Nice. I roll one kind of not drunk, but I

528
00:26:00,359 --> 00:26:02,800
Speaker 1: had had a few beers and I'd row one from

529
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:07,440
Speaker 1: like the theater district in Hollywood to my house in Burbank. Wow,

530
00:26:08,119 --> 00:26:12,040
Speaker 1: what Yeah, over the over Coina did over the Quinga

531
00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:14,359
Speaker 1: Pass on the side of the freeway there at about

532
00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:18,320
Speaker 1: eleven at night on a Friday. No, yeah, I did.

533
00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:18,679
Speaker 2: It.

534
00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:24,199
Speaker 1: Can't kill me. I'm unkillable. I guess if I survived that,

535
00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:25,480
Speaker 1: I'm just lucky.

536
00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:28,760
Speaker 3: You're you're confusing luck for being invincible, Johnny, Is there

537
00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:29,439
Speaker 3: anything very.

538
00:26:29,359 --> 00:26:31,840
Speaker 1: Dangerous than that? That was so dangerous?

539
00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:33,960
Speaker 2: That I was horribly dangerous because there's nowhere for you

540
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:36,760
Speaker 2: to go. And have you ever done the thing where

541
00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:39,320
Speaker 2: you know there's that bridge, So like if you're going

542
00:26:39,320 --> 00:26:44,119
Speaker 2: over Quana Pass going towards Burbank from Hollywood, there's the

543
00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:46,840
Speaker 2: bridge that you come to. So if you were over

544
00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:48,760
Speaker 2: on this is not gonna be worth it because it's

545
00:26:48,760 --> 00:26:50,440
Speaker 2: so hard to explain. But like if you were over

546
00:26:50,480 --> 00:26:53,359
Speaker 2: on the other side on Ventura kind of near the

547
00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:55,679
Speaker 2: Hollywood Bowl, but there's a fence, there's a bridge you

548
00:26:55,720 --> 00:26:58,879
Speaker 2: can go over. Yeah, so you can cut over many

549
00:26:59,280 --> 00:27:02,200
Speaker 2: at least two times, if not more. I have taken

550
00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:06,600
Speaker 2: that right, which is one way, and started driving down

551
00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:09,560
Speaker 2: the single lane and there's two lanes going the other

552
00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:12,679
Speaker 2: way towards Coena Pass, and people are driving in my

553
00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:16,160
Speaker 2: lane of traffic. Like so people think it's one big,

554
00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:19,960
Speaker 2: one one way street because they don't see other cars.

555
00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:22,720
Speaker 2: So you just take that turn, gun it, and you're

556
00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:26,280
Speaker 2: driving directly towards somebody else driving toward you. Has that

557
00:27:26,359 --> 00:27:27,000
Speaker 2: ever happened to you.

558
00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:30,280
Speaker 1: I've never actually driven on that bridge. I always don't

559
00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:31,760
Speaker 1: go on that bridge when that tells me to go

560
00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:33,720
Speaker 1: on that bridge because I'm like, like, that bridge is

561
00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:36,000
Speaker 1: a little scary, little stinky bridge. I don't want to

562
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:36,800
Speaker 1: go on that bridge.

563
00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:40,120
Speaker 2: It's pretty small. I use it all the time because

564
00:27:40,119 --> 00:27:42,160
Speaker 2: I don't want to get down by the arc light.

565
00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:44,240
Speaker 1: And yeah, what do I talking about?

566
00:27:44,280 --> 00:27:45,040
Speaker 2: The Hollywood Pool?

567
00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:46,480
Speaker 4: Right?

568
00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:50,520
Speaker 1: That's Highland basically an extension of Highland. Yes, but actually

569
00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:53,040
Speaker 1: on the other side it's like like barm it's just

570
00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:56,000
Speaker 1: like coming like a very regional I mean, I can't

571
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:57,399
Speaker 1: even know all these streets. You ever think about that

572
00:27:57,400 --> 00:27:58,760
Speaker 1: you lived here for so long that you know all

573
00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:00,800
Speaker 1: the streets. You're just kind of like, I want to

574
00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:03,600
Speaker 1: live someplace else, like an memorize the new streets.

575
00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:06,119
Speaker 2: Is getting boring.

576
00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:09,520
Speaker 1: I just know all the godamn streets and all of them. Yeah,

577
00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:10,520
Speaker 1: I wish I did.

578
00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:14,920
Speaker 3: I'm embarrassed. How Like right now, I've just nodded approvingly.

579
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:17,200
Speaker 3: But I have no idea where you guys are talking about.

580
00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:19,760
Speaker 2: Oh that's because you're a west side guy. If we

581
00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:22,240
Speaker 2: were saying Third Street promenade, you'd be yes.

582
00:28:22,119 --> 00:28:24,280
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, you're right, you are right about that.

583
00:28:24,320 --> 00:28:24,639
Speaker 1: Thank you.

584
00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:28,439
Speaker 3: Still seventeen years old, Bundy. I know that place like the.

585
00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:31,399
Speaker 1: Ocean Ocean Park.

586
00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:34,240
Speaker 3: Oh you all tell you want to see a nice,

587
00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:37,920
Speaker 3: bright green bike lane that's good for scootering, go down

588
00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:41,920
Speaker 3: Ocean Park, Yeah, baby, And they can cross under Sixth Street.

589
00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:44,680
Speaker 3: I'm just letting you guys know. I'm from that area,

590
00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:48,960
Speaker 3: and they're very safe bike lanes for scooters as well.

591
00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:51,480
Speaker 3: I can't believe though, Like you said, Karen, I can't

592
00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:54,080
Speaker 3: believe those I thought they would be illegal.

593
00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:54,760
Speaker 1: In one year.

594
00:28:55,520 --> 00:28:59,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, I saw enough people flying, you know, just families

595
00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:04,200
Speaker 3: with no balance, going way faster than they should go.

596
00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:07,640
Speaker 1: Yes, but there's definitely less of them, right, There's definitely

597
00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:08,440
Speaker 1: something change.

598
00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:12,840
Speaker 2: Somethings changed for sure. And I actually, of course, because

599
00:29:12,880 --> 00:29:16,719
Speaker 2: I made a joke tweet about something about gathering them

600
00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:18,640
Speaker 2: all up at night and throwing them into a ravine,

601
00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:22,520
Speaker 2: and then I got fifteen tweets back about how I

602
00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:25,720
Speaker 2: was classist and elitists because they're actually a really nice

603
00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:28,320
Speaker 2: way for some people to get around who don't have

604
00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:30,160
Speaker 2: a car in the city where it's just like, how

605
00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:32,000
Speaker 2: do you not have a car in Los Angeles? I'm

606
00:29:32,320 --> 00:29:35,280
Speaker 2: so sorry, Like, I'm sorry I didn't consider you.

607
00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:37,560
Speaker 1: There's people who I know who don't have cars, and

608
00:29:37,560 --> 00:29:39,720
Speaker 1: they take the bus all the time. They take the

609
00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:40,560
Speaker 1: subwell of the time.

610
00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:44,320
Speaker 3: You need to take a suitor, right, Yeah, Well you

611
00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:47,840
Speaker 3: should hear Karen talk about these these bus people.

612
00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:49,360
Speaker 1: She's really down on them.

613
00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:52,360
Speaker 2: So I call them these bus people. I shouldn't know

614
00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:58,920
Speaker 2: that that was me, these bus people from.

615
00:29:58,680 --> 00:30:01,560
Speaker 1: These bus people, they they're haunting us.

616
00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:05,120
Speaker 2: I used to actually take the bus over Conga Pass

617
00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:08,400
Speaker 2: to my first riding job, and I lived right nearby,

618
00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:10,040
Speaker 2: and I would go out there and wait for like

619
00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:13,240
Speaker 2: an hour an hour and a half waiting for this

620
00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:15,880
Speaker 2: goddamn bus, and you it was I would have to

621
00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:18,360
Speaker 2: go out there really early to make sure I wasn't

622
00:30:18,440 --> 00:30:20,920
Speaker 2: late for work, because you just couldn't rely on it.

623
00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:23,480
Speaker 1: That's a bad bus. That's a bad bus line. Though

624
00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:26,200
Speaker 1: some of the bus lines the opposite. They're like I

625
00:30:26,280 --> 00:30:28,840
Speaker 1: used to take the one, the seven to twenty which

626
00:30:28,840 --> 00:30:31,800
Speaker 1: goes down Wiltshire. That one's pretty reliable because it runs

627
00:30:31,840 --> 00:30:34,120
Speaker 1: all the time. That's like those big extended buses that

628
00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:36,840
Speaker 1: kind of have like the little uh accord in the middle. Yeah,

629
00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:39,520
Speaker 1: oh yeah, yeah, oh, but I've seen some shit on

630
00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:41,280
Speaker 1: the buses. I used to ride them all the time.

631
00:30:41,920 --> 00:30:44,680
Speaker 1: I used to take them to auditions and stuff. Yeah,

632
00:30:44,680 --> 00:30:46,600
Speaker 1: every time I've taken a bus to an audition, I've

633
00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:48,800
Speaker 1: had a either a good really good audition or I've

634
00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:50,280
Speaker 1: even like booked it.

635
00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:53,840
Speaker 3: Oh it in the room. Yeah yeah, because you're a

636
00:30:53,840 --> 00:30:55,720
Speaker 3: man of the people and you show it up and

637
00:30:55,760 --> 00:30:58,959
Speaker 3: then you show that you go up there with exuding relatability.

638
00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:00,760
Speaker 1: I think that's kind of part of it for real.

639
00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:02,840
Speaker 1: Or it's like a thing where you kind of go

640
00:31:02,920 --> 00:31:04,960
Speaker 1: through the shit and it sucks so much that when

641
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:06,720
Speaker 1: you get to the thing, it's, oh, this is nice.

642
00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:07,440
Speaker 2: Yeah.

643
00:31:07,560 --> 00:31:10,800
Speaker 3: Nothing makes you act more than being on a bus.

644
00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:16,320
Speaker 3: You're trying to act like a normal person or I'm

645
00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:19,360
Speaker 3: not here to make eye contact. You're acting when you're

646
00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:19,880
Speaker 3: on a bus.

647
00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:20,240
Speaker 1: I am.

648
00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:23,800
Speaker 3: I'm not being myself, you know, really swinging my arms

649
00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:26,200
Speaker 3: erradically and things I do at home. But you can

650
00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:30,040
Speaker 3: do a shit on the bus, not place you can. Yeah,

651
00:31:30,040 --> 00:31:33,160
Speaker 3: what's the best thing you've seen on the bus, Johnny, Oh,

652
00:31:33,280 --> 00:31:33,960
Speaker 3: I've seen.

653
00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:36,920
Speaker 1: The best thing I ever seen some lady.

654
00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:37,080
Speaker 2: God.

655
00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:39,320
Speaker 1: This is years and years ago. It was me and

656
00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:42,120
Speaker 1: a bunch of my roommates at the time, taking the bus,

657
00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:44,400
Speaker 1: the number four bus or number two bus. Number two

658
00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:48,160
Speaker 1: is on Sunset and Sunset obviously is a fucking shit show.

659
00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:51,880
Speaker 1: And some lady gets on the bus. She's got like

660
00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:55,440
Speaker 1: a ton of garbage bags, is obviously a homeless person,

661
00:31:56,040 --> 00:31:58,960
Speaker 1: and they were making a shitloaded racket, right, a lot

662
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:02,400
Speaker 1: of noise, just screaming and hollering. And some guy who's

663
00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:04,640
Speaker 1: in the back of the bus, who I think was

664
00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:08,760
Speaker 1: in a similar economic situation but not in it's not

665
00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:12,120
Speaker 1: not a not someone who probably needed to be medicated,

666
00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:15,560
Speaker 1: gets up and goes get off the goddamn bus. And

667
00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:17,320
Speaker 1: he kept saying it to her over and over again,

668
00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:19,440
Speaker 1: and she got off the bus, and the whole bus

669
00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:21,320
Speaker 1: stood up and clapped for him, and he took a bow.

670
00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:24,720
Speaker 1: It was the best he did too, Yeah, because he

671
00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:26,760
Speaker 1: got this lady off the bus who was like throwing

672
00:32:26,800 --> 00:32:30,440
Speaker 1: trash at everyone's faces and spitting and stuff. Yeah, get

673
00:32:30,480 --> 00:32:31,960
Speaker 1: off the goddamn bus.

674
00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:32,920
Speaker 2: That rules.

675
00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:36,280
Speaker 1: But that's just one of many, many things. I have

676
00:32:36,320 --> 00:32:38,840
Speaker 1: a good friend who still rides been writing transportation for

677
00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:42,400
Speaker 1: about fifteen years every day to his job, and he sometimes,

678
00:32:42,440 --> 00:32:44,000
Speaker 1: like once a week, will tell us in a group

679
00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:47,400
Speaker 1: chat something that he saw that is the most outrageous

680
00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:51,160
Speaker 1: thing you've ever heard. Like, if you want to if

681
00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:53,480
Speaker 1: you're ever like blocked or you want to see something crazy,

682
00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:57,000
Speaker 1: just ride the subway in LA for like an hour

683
00:32:57,080 --> 00:33:00,680
Speaker 1: and you will see the most disgusting thing, the easiest thing.

684
00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:05,360
Speaker 1: You'll just see something that is absolutely insane. Yeah, yeah, Yeah.

685
00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:07,560
Speaker 3: I saw a guy once. I don't know how he

686
00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:10,560
Speaker 3: got them to stick, but he was covered head to

687
00:33:10,560 --> 00:33:14,600
Speaker 3: toe in white feathers, like as if he rolled around

688
00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:17,840
Speaker 3: in a chicken coop. Oh, but he was screaming at

689
00:33:17,880 --> 00:33:21,120
Speaker 3: people and being intimidating. But at the same time, he

690
00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:23,640
Speaker 3: just looked like he had had such a fun day,

691
00:33:24,360 --> 00:33:26,840
Speaker 3: So it's hard to get mad at him. Either you've

692
00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:30,680
Speaker 3: been around chickens or you just ripped apart a down comforter.

693
00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:34,520
Speaker 2: And then rolled around with some uh but how were they.

694
00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:37,240
Speaker 1: It his hair?

695
00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:42,320
Speaker 2: One time we were doing a show at the Yahoo

696
00:33:43,080 --> 00:33:47,000
Speaker 2: workspace or whatever, remember that in Marina d Yeah, there

697
00:33:47,040 --> 00:33:50,320
Speaker 2: was something everybody was doing. Probably both of you were there,

698
00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:53,200
Speaker 2: but I just remember being in the green room and

699
00:33:53,280 --> 00:33:55,240
Speaker 2: Howard Kramer had to take the bus out there for

700
00:33:55,280 --> 00:33:57,280
Speaker 2: some reason, and he came in and he was all

701
00:33:57,360 --> 00:33:59,920
Speaker 2: upset because there were some kids on the bus and

702
00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:02,240
Speaker 2: as one of them got off, he just clonked him

703
00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:04,960
Speaker 2: on the head with his empty like coke bottle that

704
00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:07,720
Speaker 2: was plastic, So he just got like an empty two

705
00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:10,919
Speaker 2: leter to the head like conk as the kid got off,

706
00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:12,840
Speaker 2: and I think he said something to him, but just

707
00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:16,120
Speaker 2: the visual like Howard was just like he basically got

708
00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:19,320
Speaker 2: bullied by some junior high kids on the bus. Yeah,

709
00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:20,720
Speaker 2: which is so funny.

710
00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:23,520
Speaker 3: If you don't know Howard Kramer is in the comedy world,

711
00:34:24,160 --> 00:34:28,399
Speaker 3: he is possibly one of the most intimidating looking comedians.

712
00:34:28,680 --> 00:34:30,480
Speaker 3: It looks like he can handle himself.

713
00:34:30,640 --> 00:34:34,120
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, but not everything changes on the bus. I

714
00:34:34,120 --> 00:34:39,120
Speaker 2: think there's it has its own it has its own hierarchy,

715
00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:42,640
Speaker 2: and I think junior high boys are at the very

716
00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:45,680
Speaker 2: top of that pile in case they are doing it

717
00:34:45,719 --> 00:34:48,040
Speaker 2: for each other and they don't give a shit. And

718
00:34:48,160 --> 00:34:49,759
Speaker 2: if they know, they're just going to run and jump

719
00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:52,320
Speaker 2: off the bus, they're gonna do some shit and bonk

720
00:34:52,360 --> 00:34:54,719
Speaker 2: you on the head and all laugh and run away,

721
00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:56,040
Speaker 2: and you're gonna be humiliated.

722
00:34:56,239 --> 00:35:00,000
Speaker 1: I think they're number two. Number one is old Korean women. Oh,

723
00:35:00,239 --> 00:35:02,800
Speaker 1: old Korean women. If you're trying to get on the bus,

724
00:35:03,080 --> 00:35:05,480
Speaker 1: you will knock it on before an old Korean woman.

725
00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:09,479
Speaker 1: They will fucking elbow you. You are like you are there,

726
00:35:09,719 --> 00:35:12,600
Speaker 1: They're fucking bitch. You're just like subservient.

727
00:35:13,080 --> 00:35:16,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, they'll kick your ass in this world. You gotta

728
00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:18,839
Speaker 2: you gotta get yours on the bus for real.

729
00:35:19,600 --> 00:35:21,680
Speaker 1: Old Korean ladies are They're awesome.

730
00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:26,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, I I that's what I think I've I've I'm

731
00:35:26,239 --> 00:35:30,800
Speaker 3: open now to a world of hanging out with Korean

732
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:35,720
Speaker 3: couples in their late seventies to nineties because of golf.

733
00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:41,160
Speaker 3: I'm not kidding the thing with that for whatever reason,

734
00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:46,240
Speaker 3: and you know, they maybe have a Sunday Thursday morning

735
00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:52,280
Speaker 3: golf routine like Vince and I and they've become friends.

736
00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:57,000
Speaker 3: They once with the older folks. It's like quiet, quiet

737
00:35:57,040 --> 00:35:58,920
Speaker 3: at first, and then and then by the end it

738
00:35:59,040 --> 00:36:03,120
Speaker 3: is high fives, hugging and all it's It's been the

739
00:36:03,160 --> 00:36:05,680
Speaker 3: best thing for me because I never hang out with

740
00:36:05,760 --> 00:36:06,799
Speaker 3: old folks ever.

741
00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:10,600
Speaker 1: Have they brought you into the bedroom? Yeah, well that's

742
00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:11,360
Speaker 1: why it's going to get in.

743
00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:14,440
Speaker 3: I didn't want to get too risque. But the threesomes

744
00:36:14,480 --> 00:36:17,320
Speaker 3: that I've had, these these I'm just kidding.

745
00:36:18,640 --> 00:36:19,239
Speaker 5: Never come.

746
00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:21,640
Speaker 1: Okay, you don't have to talk about it if you

747
00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:22,480
Speaker 1: don't want to talk about it.

748
00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:25,960
Speaker 3: But all right, maybe they were all makeout sessions and

749
00:36:26,080 --> 00:36:26,839
Speaker 3: a golf.

750
00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:28,279
Speaker 2: Cart only when they win.

751
00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:32,800
Speaker 3: When they win, Yeah, how else do you reward a

752
00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:34,120
Speaker 3: smooth birdie?

753
00:36:34,320 --> 00:36:37,560
Speaker 1: A smooth birdie over the olver.

754
00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:39,520
Speaker 3: The sweater, heavy petting and.

755
00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:41,920
Speaker 1: With another smooth birdie.

756
00:36:43,160 --> 00:36:44,279
Speaker 5: That's what I call it.

757
00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:47,800
Speaker 1: The hand you a razor.

758
00:36:49,280 --> 00:36:52,360
Speaker 2: I'm going to stop this. Do you remember when the

759
00:36:52,360 --> 00:36:56,120
Speaker 2: Whole Foods on Santa Monica was a Ralph and we

760
00:36:56,200 --> 00:36:59,239
Speaker 2: used to call it this is then Ralph we used

761
00:36:59,840 --> 00:37:03,120
Speaker 2: the one on Santa Monica was Russian ralphs Oh okay,

762
00:37:03,200 --> 00:37:06,279
Speaker 2: because it was in the same neighborhood as Barlubitch. That

763
00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:10,240
Speaker 2: one that's now Whole Foods, but one of the Ralphs.

764
00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:13,080
Speaker 2: I remember going in there one time, like before barbecue

765
00:37:13,080 --> 00:37:16,040
Speaker 2: to go get like hamburger buns or whatever, and no joke,

766
00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:18,359
Speaker 2: there was no one else in the bread aisle, and

767
00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:20,560
Speaker 2: this Russian lady came up and pushed me over so

768
00:37:20,640 --> 00:37:22,760
Speaker 2: she could get the thing that she wanted.

769
00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:24,759
Speaker 1: There you go, that's it.

770
00:37:24,760 --> 00:37:28,160
Speaker 2: It was fucking legendary. I was like, she literally pushed

771
00:37:28,160 --> 00:37:29,960
Speaker 2: me out of the way, and there's no one else here.

772
00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:32,640
Speaker 2: She could have like just paused for fifteen seconds, but

773
00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:34,520
Speaker 2: she has to get hers.

774
00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:37,760
Speaker 6: I will mend my statement. It's not old Korean ladies.

775
00:37:37,760 --> 00:37:41,160
Speaker 6: It's old ladies at all. Yes, on the back, Yeah,

776
00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:45,880
Speaker 6: it will knock you down like badass top like city ladies,

777
00:37:46,080 --> 00:37:47,880
Speaker 6: city ladies, ladies.

778
00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:52,040
Speaker 1: Who like lived through dictators and now they write with

779
00:37:52,040 --> 00:37:55,680
Speaker 1: a dictator. Yeah, you don't know where I've been. Push

780
00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:57,600
Speaker 1: for bread, Push for bread.

781
00:37:57,640 --> 00:38:01,400
Speaker 2: It's like, hey, this is who I am. For bread please.

782
00:38:02,560 --> 00:38:03,399
Speaker 1: I admire that.

783
00:38:03,480 --> 00:38:05,160
Speaker 3: Oh my, you had to look at her with some

784
00:38:05,239 --> 00:38:06,160
Speaker 3: level of admiration.

785
00:38:06,520 --> 00:38:08,960
Speaker 2: I thought it was the funniest thing. Well, also because

786
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:12,360
Speaker 2: it was just very unexpected. It was there wasn't a crowd,

787
00:38:12,920 --> 00:38:15,359
Speaker 2: it was there was no bread sale. There was no

788
00:38:15,640 --> 00:38:17,720
Speaker 2: like you know, it wasn't like there was a demand

789
00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:20,360
Speaker 2: but no product or something like that. It was literally

790
00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:24,160
Speaker 2: we had our choice, our American choice of breads.

791
00:38:24,520 --> 00:38:25,160
Speaker 1: Yeah.

792
00:38:25,239 --> 00:38:27,040
Speaker 3: And if it wasn't that, she would have bopped you

793
00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:31,000
Speaker 3: on the head with an empty soda bottle. They're just

794
00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:34,600
Speaker 3: a bunch of kids. We're all just kids, just babies, man.

795
00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:37,840
Speaker 2: Here in La, We're just kids.

796
00:38:38,560 --> 00:38:42,440
Speaker 3: How real, Johnny, is your infatuation with garbage trucks?

797
00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:43,560
Speaker 2: Is it?

798
00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:47,000
Speaker 1: I don't know, it's it's obviously based in It's not

799
00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:50,520
Speaker 1: my infatuation, right, it's a character that you do. Yeah,

800
00:38:50,560 --> 00:38:54,440
Speaker 1: it's a character. But you know, everything, just everything you

801
00:38:54,520 --> 00:38:57,960
Speaker 1: ever do always come from somewhat a real place, because

802
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:00,319
Speaker 1: otherwise you wouldn't really be a b able to do it,

803
00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:00,960
Speaker 1: you know what I mean.

804
00:39:01,080 --> 00:39:03,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm only myself on a bus.

805
00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:04,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.

806
00:39:04,880 --> 00:39:05,360
Speaker 2: Yeah.

807
00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:08,719
Speaker 1: I do think they're interesting. I do think that's why

808
00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:10,080
Speaker 1: it's interesting.

809
00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:14,840
Speaker 3: Because you do seem very excited when you post videos

810
00:39:14,840 --> 00:39:16,120
Speaker 3: of you with garbage trucks.

811
00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:19,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's I think it's more fun because the character

812
00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:21,560
Speaker 1: it lets me interact with people in a way I

813
00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:23,520
Speaker 1: normally wouldn't or in a way I kind of would

814
00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:26,560
Speaker 1: like to, but you kind of there's an expectation in

815
00:39:26,600 --> 00:39:30,720
Speaker 1: public that you are going to act like like an adult,

816
00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:33,120
Speaker 1: and it lets me act like a kid, you know,

817
00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:35,279
Speaker 1: or also be an idiot. A lot of times, if

818
00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:38,400
Speaker 1: I have trouble, like a with a customer service issue,

819
00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:41,840
Speaker 1: you know, talking to some person whatever it is, I

820
00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:44,879
Speaker 1: find if you act really dumb, like if you're having

821
00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:47,000
Speaker 1: a problem, like you're just like a sweetheart, I'm just

822
00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:49,560
Speaker 1: doing I'm sorry, I just I can't find the email.

823
00:39:49,680 --> 00:39:52,440
Speaker 1: It's just, oh, I can't figure this out. If you

824
00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:55,640
Speaker 1: could just tell them that I might be stepping into

825
00:39:55,680 --> 00:39:57,960
Speaker 1: the bathroom here, and if they could just is there

826
00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:00,239
Speaker 1: a way they can just come in because I just can't.

827
00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:03,200
Speaker 1: You know, if you act like you're the idiot, then

828
00:40:03,239 --> 00:40:07,439
Speaker 1: it makes them be like, okay, lie, just yeah, even

829
00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:10,920
Speaker 1: though you're not the idiot, they're the idiot. But yeah,

830
00:40:11,560 --> 00:40:14,759
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. But it's very freeing to

831
00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:16,960
Speaker 1: be dumb, I think, not to be dumb, but to

832
00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:20,920
Speaker 1: be like to like give up the the idea of

833
00:40:21,040 --> 00:40:25,040
Speaker 1: being uh like holding yourself high, holding yourself up is

834
00:40:25,080 --> 00:40:27,680
Speaker 1: being like special and just being like a piece of

835
00:40:27,719 --> 00:40:29,880
Speaker 1: crap on the ground that's like, oh, I don't know anything.

836
00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:32,840
Speaker 1: I'm just dumb. You're so you're you're better than me.

837
00:40:33,680 --> 00:40:36,239
Speaker 1: Like asking people a question. Anytime you get to ask

838
00:40:36,280 --> 00:40:39,600
Speaker 1: someone a question in public, who's a stranger's I think

839
00:40:39,600 --> 00:40:42,160
Speaker 1: it has a disarming quality. A lot of times people

840
00:40:42,880 --> 00:40:46,320
Speaker 1: you normally wouldn't approach because they maybe seem scary, like

841
00:40:46,320 --> 00:40:48,880
Speaker 1: like someone who's covered in tattoos, who's smoking weed on

842
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:54,319
Speaker 1: a Tuesday afternoon on a sidewalk. You can ask them like, hey,

843
00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:56,640
Speaker 1: is that is that like a what kind of truck

844
00:40:56,760 --> 00:40:57,000
Speaker 1: is that?

845
00:40:57,160 --> 00:40:57,440
Speaker 5: You know?

846
00:40:58,560 --> 00:41:01,520
Speaker 1: Be like, oh, this is like a guy who you

847
00:41:01,520 --> 00:41:06,080
Speaker 1: know probably yeah, yeah, and they will they will not

848
00:41:06,680 --> 00:41:08,719
Speaker 1: say something mean to you. I'll just be like, oh,

849
00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:11,359
Speaker 1: I don't know, hey man, you know it's like a yeah,

850
00:41:11,480 --> 00:41:13,480
Speaker 1: it's like a weird thing. I think. I think that's

851
00:41:13,480 --> 00:41:16,200
Speaker 1: like addictive to me. Is the idea of getting outside

852
00:41:16,239 --> 00:41:20,160
Speaker 1: of yourself and being able to basically just have not

853
00:41:20,239 --> 00:41:23,200
Speaker 1: have no ego, but like just taking your ego away.

854
00:41:23,520 --> 00:41:26,000
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah.

855
00:41:26,080 --> 00:41:29,360
Speaker 2: I think people like to have exchanges with strangers, but

856
00:41:29,440 --> 00:41:32,239
Speaker 2: they don't know how or they're just used to having

857
00:41:32,280 --> 00:41:34,560
Speaker 2: it be a conflict based right, It's like, hey, you

858
00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:36,840
Speaker 2: can't stand over there or whatever where like that's what people,

859
00:41:36,920 --> 00:41:41,120
Speaker 2: that's the expectation. But anytime I'm anywhere and someone comes

860
00:41:41,200 --> 00:41:43,759
Speaker 2: up and is like, hey, is it this or this?

861
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:47,000
Speaker 2: I will talk to that person because I think it's

862
00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:50,440
Speaker 2: hilarious and great and like who cares unless they're some

863
00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:53,200
Speaker 2: Like one time that happened when I was on Hollywood

864
00:41:53,200 --> 00:41:55,319
Speaker 2: Boulevard and it was because I had a twenty dollars

865
00:41:55,360 --> 00:41:57,640
Speaker 2: bill sticking out of my pocket and ladys like, do

866
00:41:57,680 --> 00:41:59,680
Speaker 2: you like those sunglasses? And I was like I do,

867
00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:02,200
Speaker 2: looking at it, like a wall of sunglasses and a

868
00:42:02,239 --> 00:42:04,799
Speaker 2: five dollars sunglass store whatever, And this old lady was

869
00:42:04,840 --> 00:42:07,000
Speaker 2: like do you like these? And I was like I do.

870
00:42:07,080 --> 00:42:09,600
Speaker 2: I think they're great. She's like, okay, have a nice day,

871
00:42:09,640 --> 00:42:11,800
Speaker 2: and she took the twenty bucks out of my palca.

872
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:14,279
Speaker 1: She did, oh yeah, wow, how do you know she

873
00:42:14,320 --> 00:42:14,719
Speaker 1: took it?

874
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:17,920
Speaker 2: Well, it was there literally two minutes before. That's what

875
00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:20,120
Speaker 2: I was using to buy the sunglasses with, so I

876
00:42:20,160 --> 00:42:22,399
Speaker 2: had just touched it, but I must have like pulled

877
00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:24,960
Speaker 2: it out a little bit and she walked away. And

878
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:27,400
Speaker 2: then I was like God, of course, because there was

879
00:42:27,440 --> 00:42:30,480
Speaker 2: no you know, there was no point to the conversation,

880
00:42:30,520 --> 00:42:32,839
Speaker 2: and she had a big hilarious smile on her face

881
00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:35,680
Speaker 2: the whole time, like she was doing she was doing

882
00:42:35,760 --> 00:42:38,280
Speaker 2: something I could tell. Then I was like, God, damn

883
00:42:38,320 --> 00:42:43,240
Speaker 2: it hard. It's got some critters, I mean, some real,

884
00:42:43,480 --> 00:42:44,160
Speaker 2: real people.

885
00:42:44,640 --> 00:42:47,759
Speaker 3: What I didn't admit speaking of losing money in that

886
00:42:47,800 --> 00:42:53,160
Speaker 3: way when I was calling my motel in Chicago is

887
00:42:53,200 --> 00:42:57,040
Speaker 3: when I found the money. So I was, without sounding

888
00:42:57,120 --> 00:42:59,799
Speaker 3: like I as being accusatory, I was like, I do

889
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:03,600
Speaker 3: because I remembered finding a safe space for my money,

890
00:43:03,760 --> 00:43:04,760
Speaker 3: not a pair of underwear.

891
00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:06,040
Speaker 1: That's the part I couldn't remember.

892
00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:08,280
Speaker 3: So I called them and I was like, I wondered

893
00:43:08,320 --> 00:43:11,040
Speaker 3: if anyone on the staff happened to find an envelope

894
00:43:11,040 --> 00:43:15,040
Speaker 3: with five hundred dollars. I'm of course not blaming anyone, sir,

895
00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:19,480
Speaker 3: And honestly, if someone that works there, god five hundred dollars,

896
00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:22,480
Speaker 3: then let it be the best tip ever. But if

897
00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:25,160
Speaker 3: someone came up with it and for whatever reason, because

898
00:43:25,520 --> 00:43:28,879
Speaker 3: they're more of an angel than I would be, turned.

899
00:43:28,560 --> 00:43:30,160
Speaker 1: It in, that is mine.

900
00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:32,400
Speaker 2: Go ahead and give that cash right back to me.

901
00:43:32,480 --> 00:43:35,080
Speaker 3: And then she's like, well, I will ask the cleaning staff.

902
00:43:35,120 --> 00:43:37,160
Speaker 3: And I was like, do not know because that would

903
00:43:37,200 --> 00:43:39,960
Speaker 3: be me accusing. And then right then I opened my

904
00:43:40,120 --> 00:43:43,239
Speaker 3: underwear and it was like, and I'd like you to

905
00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:47,000
Speaker 3: forget everything I said so far because the five hundred

906
00:43:47,040 --> 00:43:48,600
Speaker 3: dollars is currently in my hands.

907
00:43:48,600 --> 00:43:49,160
Speaker 1: I had it.

908
00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:51,840
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, and thank you for your time. It was

909
00:43:51,960 --> 00:43:56,319
Speaker 3: like I felt like I was accusing or she thought

910
00:43:56,360 --> 00:43:59,080
Speaker 3: I was accusing, like people that worked there of taking

911
00:43:59,080 --> 00:44:01,960
Speaker 3: the money, and please don't just happened.

912
00:44:02,080 --> 00:44:05,360
Speaker 1: That's happened. I told me once someone would.

913
00:44:05,120 --> 00:44:07,000
Speaker 3: Love it if because I'm the dumb one that put

914
00:44:07,040 --> 00:44:09,120
Speaker 3: it in a drawer or wherever I thought I put it.

915
00:44:09,160 --> 00:44:11,440
Speaker 3: I'm like, I would love it if the cleaning staff

916
00:44:11,480 --> 00:44:14,000
Speaker 3: got it. I honestly, I am not even kidding. I don't

917
00:44:14,080 --> 00:44:14,680
Speaker 3: have it.

918
00:44:15,360 --> 00:44:18,319
Speaker 1: If you have fun medications at all, they aren't just

919
00:44:18,400 --> 00:44:20,440
Speaker 1: you know, normal medications. You have anything that's kind of

920
00:44:20,880 --> 00:44:22,680
Speaker 1: you know, fun, if.

921
00:44:22,560 --> 00:44:24,120
Speaker 2: You do all.

922
00:44:24,520 --> 00:44:26,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you have that, you put it in your safe,

923
00:44:27,440 --> 00:44:30,080
Speaker 1: because it's like of all the things that can be

924
00:44:30,280 --> 00:44:34,719
Speaker 1: Pilford and not and go unnoticed, is it's it's pills.

925
00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:39,440
Speaker 3: And by safe you mean lisol, yeah, or like you're you.

926
00:44:39,360 --> 00:44:40,920
Speaker 1: Know, the little safe in the room. If you have

927
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:43,600
Speaker 1: one in the room. You know, do you have a safe?

928
00:44:43,640 --> 00:44:44,279
Speaker 1: Are you a safe?

929
00:44:44,320 --> 00:44:45,719
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you're like a gun guy.

930
00:44:46,160 --> 00:44:51,520
Speaker 1: No, in the hotel room, you're okay, gun guy? Are

931
00:44:51,560 --> 00:44:52,200
Speaker 1: you talking about?

932
00:44:52,400 --> 00:44:52,480
Speaker 6: Know?

933
00:44:52,800 --> 00:44:54,200
Speaker 5: I like to mix it up.

934
00:44:54,760 --> 00:44:56,640
Speaker 1: I mean I have shot guns, but I'm not a

935
00:44:56,680 --> 00:44:59,319
Speaker 1: gun guy. I don't have a safe. I don't own

936
00:44:59,320 --> 00:45:01,120
Speaker 1: any own zero guns.

937
00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:04,080
Speaker 3: Okay, No, there was a safe in my room. That's

938
00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:07,359
Speaker 3: the hilarious thing. Oh yeah, I know, but you.

939
00:45:07,280 --> 00:45:09,359
Speaker 1: Were scared to use it, right because you're thinking like, oh,

940
00:45:09,360 --> 00:45:12,000
Speaker 1: if I put them in here, I just to forget

941
00:45:12,080 --> 00:45:14,319
Speaker 1: the combination. I used to do bad stuff when I

942
00:45:14,360 --> 00:45:17,040
Speaker 1: was younger with the safe in the hotel really like

943
00:45:17,080 --> 00:45:19,280
Speaker 1: I would put a bunch of stuff in the bathroom

944
00:45:19,280 --> 00:45:22,320
Speaker 1: in the safe and lock it, Like put the iron

945
00:45:22,360 --> 00:45:23,520
Speaker 1: in the safe and lock it.

946
00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:26,000
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, just your parents.

947
00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:30,680
Speaker 1: No, this is at a hotel. You're the hotel.

948
00:45:30,960 --> 00:45:33,160
Speaker 3: You're not on a I thought you're on a not

949
00:45:33,320 --> 00:45:34,000
Speaker 3: like as a child.

950
00:45:34,080 --> 00:45:34,520
Speaker 1: I mean, like.

951
00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:38,839
Speaker 2: Like Madeline what's her name?

952
00:45:39,080 --> 00:45:41,440
Speaker 1: Yea in a hotel. I grew up in a hotel,

953
00:45:41,560 --> 00:45:44,520
Speaker 1: Like what's her name? Matilda?

954
00:45:45,800 --> 00:45:48,000
Speaker 2: She was the one whose parents didn't like her on

955
00:45:48,200 --> 00:45:50,840
Speaker 2: Eli's Do you know what I'm talking about? It's a book.

956
00:45:51,160 --> 00:45:53,120
Speaker 2: Oh and it's a little girl that grew up in

957
00:45:53,120 --> 00:45:58,320
Speaker 2: like the palace hotel or the The man said, it's eloise, eloise,

958
00:45:58,680 --> 00:46:01,120
Speaker 2: what is that book? This is a girl thing, This

959
00:46:01,200 --> 00:46:02,040
Speaker 2: is girls theme.

960
00:46:02,200 --> 00:46:05,840
Speaker 3: I like simplifying the movie The Professional to that movie

961
00:46:05,880 --> 00:46:08,160
Speaker 3: about the girl whose parents didn't like her.

962
00:46:10,160 --> 00:46:13,279
Speaker 1: That's actually what it's called in Germany.

963
00:46:15,840 --> 00:46:19,160
Speaker 2: Frau line.

964
00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:20,480
Speaker 1: Can't do it, that's it.

965
00:46:21,239 --> 00:46:27,800
Speaker 3: No, that was spot on Germany.

966
00:46:28,040 --> 00:46:28,560
Speaker 2: You can.

967
00:46:30,600 --> 00:46:35,959
Speaker 3: Johnny before because your father is a proctologist? Did he's

968
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:40,240
Speaker 3: not actologist? Christ I thought he was not a pathologist. Okay,

969
00:46:40,960 --> 00:46:43,200
Speaker 3: he's a whole rental surgeon.

970
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:48,680
Speaker 1: What's the difference? Tell what is the difference. That's like saying, so,

971
00:46:48,920 --> 00:46:53,200
Speaker 1: that's like comparing a bus driver to a fire pilot. Really, yes,

972
00:46:54,040 --> 00:46:58,040
Speaker 1: but bothists gives someone no, no, no, okay, listen here,

973
00:46:58,320 --> 00:47:00,439
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to get really right now.

974
00:47:00,920 --> 00:47:02,640
Speaker 3: I basically just called him a dentist.

975
00:47:02,840 --> 00:47:07,279
Speaker 1: No, it's like calling a hygienist a oral surgeons all

976
00:47:07,320 --> 00:47:09,520
Speaker 1: the way around. They calling an oral surgeon a hygienist.

977
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:14,280
Speaker 3: Right, well, now a procto. We've defended a bunch of proctologists.

978
00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:18,160
Speaker 1: Oh, you can't offend proctologists. It's not offending a chiropractor.

979
00:47:18,160 --> 00:47:20,000
Speaker 1: It's like offending someone who doesn't I have a rule.

980
00:47:20,200 --> 00:47:23,360
Speaker 3: Now, you don't know how many chiropractors listen to our podcast.

981
00:47:23,440 --> 00:47:26,080
Speaker 1: John, I'm sorry to chiropractice. I'm sorry to you quacks

982
00:47:26,120 --> 00:47:31,040
Speaker 1: out there. But a proctologist gives someone a procto. Proctos

983
00:47:31,040 --> 00:47:33,439
Speaker 1: when you put your finger in the anus and feel

984
00:47:33,480 --> 00:47:37,640
Speaker 1: around in the the rectum part of the of the colon,

985
00:47:38,160 --> 00:47:40,320
Speaker 1: there's any kind of anything going on there and anything

986
00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:43,200
Speaker 1: you can give you a proxto like a regular A

987
00:47:43,239 --> 00:47:45,960
Speaker 1: regular doctor can give you a procto. That's what they do.

988
00:47:46,360 --> 00:47:49,879
Speaker 1: But he's not a he does do proctos. He has

989
00:47:49,920 --> 00:47:52,440
Speaker 1: no purpose. But he's retired now, so it doesn't matter.

990
00:47:52,520 --> 00:47:57,120
Speaker 2: He's the man they call said, after they have that investigation. Yeah,

991
00:47:57,400 --> 00:48:01,040
Speaker 2: if it if something scary happens, they call your dad.

992
00:48:01,600 --> 00:48:03,480
Speaker 1: Yeah. Or maybe they'd have like a you have like

993
00:48:03,520 --> 00:48:06,640
Speaker 1: a you'd have you'd have a colonoscopy to see if

994
00:48:06,680 --> 00:48:10,160
Speaker 1: you need some some something's going on on there, and uh,

995
00:48:10,280 --> 00:48:12,480
Speaker 1: then maybe you'd have an operation.

996
00:48:12,960 --> 00:48:15,960
Speaker 2: When it goes to the very to the very end level.

997
00:48:16,120 --> 00:48:18,080
Speaker 1: Right, that's so funny that you thought that was the

998
00:48:18,080 --> 00:48:18,600
Speaker 1: same thing.

999
00:48:18,719 --> 00:48:21,919
Speaker 3: No, you know, it was just a momentary forgetful because

1000
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:24,799
Speaker 3: the only people I've seen about my issues were called

1001
00:48:24,880 --> 00:48:25,960
Speaker 3: oract old people.

1002
00:48:26,360 --> 00:48:29,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, those are like a gastro enterrologists, which is a

1003
00:48:29,760 --> 00:48:31,640
Speaker 1: non surgeon that's like a medical doctor.

1004
00:48:32,440 --> 00:48:35,239
Speaker 3: Or it hasn't been until right now where I where

1005
00:48:35,239 --> 00:48:37,640
Speaker 3: I deeply offended you.

1006
00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:40,320
Speaker 1: I guess I did kind of. Well, you know what,

1007
00:48:40,719 --> 00:48:43,160
Speaker 1: it's because I grew up in like the most medical

1008
00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:49,080
Speaker 1: town in the world basically, so it's also Damosport, Iowa. Yeah, exactly,

1009
00:48:49,400 --> 00:48:51,600
Speaker 1: and so it's like a thing where I don't know

1010
00:48:51,760 --> 00:48:55,279
Speaker 1: it's I suppose it's. I'm not offended by it. I'm

1011
00:48:55,280 --> 00:48:56,080
Speaker 1: not definitely offended.

1012
00:48:56,160 --> 00:48:57,879
Speaker 2: It's more just you're mad. You're just mad.

1013
00:48:58,040 --> 00:49:02,120
Speaker 1: I'm fucking I'm livid, Karen, I'm trip. I'm livid. I

1014
00:49:02,160 --> 00:49:04,000
Speaker 1: know Chris really well, so I feel like I can

1015
00:49:04,080 --> 00:49:07,160
Speaker 1: bark at him. Oh God, and I know that he doesn't.

1016
00:49:07,160 --> 00:49:08,799
Speaker 1: I know he means well too. I know he like

1017
00:49:09,160 --> 00:49:11,520
Speaker 1: totally means well, one hundred percent means well.

1018
00:49:11,880 --> 00:49:15,560
Speaker 3: My point was, as did your father, the colorect old

1019
00:49:15,600 --> 00:49:20,640
Speaker 3: surgeon I regard, want you to become a lowly proctologist.

1020
00:49:21,920 --> 00:49:25,239
Speaker 1: Or was there a care about anything I do. So

1021
00:49:25,280 --> 00:49:30,279
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter really. I mean I suppose to some extent.

1022
00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:32,880
Speaker 2: He must love that you're in movies and TV shows.

1023
00:49:32,920 --> 00:49:34,520
Speaker 2: He must everybody loves stuff like that.

1024
00:49:34,760 --> 00:49:37,520
Speaker 1: No that's not true. Oh no, he hasn't seen any

1025
00:49:37,520 --> 00:49:38,480
Speaker 1: of the movies have done.

1026
00:49:38,800 --> 00:49:40,560
Speaker 3: What is that why you got your ear pierced to

1027
00:49:40,640 --> 00:49:41,880
Speaker 3: Claire's to get his attention?

1028
00:49:42,120 --> 00:49:44,560
Speaker 1: Yeah? I think that's it was sort of a joke.

1029
00:49:44,640 --> 00:49:46,360
Speaker 1: That was a while ago. You saw that clip. I

1030
00:49:46,400 --> 00:49:47,040
Speaker 1: think he saw it.

1031
00:49:48,440 --> 00:49:51,040
Speaker 3: This is a professional podcast where we do our researcher

1032
00:49:51,080 --> 00:49:52,319
Speaker 3: actually on Elist.

1033
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:55,440
Speaker 2: Does it and Chris does it a little bit, and then.

1034
00:49:55,400 --> 00:49:56,840
Speaker 1: I like Claire's also.

1035
00:49:57,160 --> 00:49:59,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, so just for buying gifts.

1036
00:49:59,680 --> 00:50:04,120
Speaker 1: For Oh yeah, it's good for that. Yeah. What would

1037
00:50:04,160 --> 00:50:07,560
Speaker 1: they pierce it? Claires? I think I think it's spot

1038
00:50:07,560 --> 00:50:09,720
Speaker 1: as far as they can go as ear. They wouldn't

1039
00:50:09,719 --> 00:50:10,560
Speaker 1: do nose or something.

1040
00:50:10,560 --> 00:50:15,120
Speaker 2: Maybe a nose right, little These the septum rings are

1041
00:50:15,200 --> 00:50:16,640
Speaker 2: very popular these days.

1042
00:50:16,800 --> 00:50:20,359
Speaker 1: A long time since I've been to Clares. Yes, what

1043
00:50:20,400 --> 00:50:23,799
Speaker 1: are they doing? Now? Would they gauge your ears? You know?

1044
00:50:23,920 --> 00:50:26,279
Speaker 1: Would they turned your penis into a snake tongue? You

1045
00:50:26,360 --> 00:50:28,000
Speaker 1: got to go to one of those guys, all those

1046
00:50:28,200 --> 00:50:31,960
Speaker 1: scary guys you want to go whereas the gloves and

1047
00:50:32,040 --> 00:50:35,239
Speaker 1: has like this says like okay, are you sure? Yeah,

1048
00:50:35,280 --> 00:50:37,000
Speaker 1: just so you know this is permanent.

1049
00:50:37,400 --> 00:50:42,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's contracts. There's a surgical stainless steel table.

1050
00:50:42,520 --> 00:50:47,080
Speaker 1: Right, there's a proptologist there, and they have alsal surgeon

1051
00:50:47,080 --> 00:50:49,759
Speaker 1: in the back just in case you have to extract

1052
00:50:50,480 --> 00:50:50,879
Speaker 1: or as.

1053
00:50:50,840 --> 00:50:54,960
Speaker 3: When I had operations in Austin, not only was the

1054
00:50:54,960 --> 00:50:58,279
Speaker 3: surgeon there, six or seven unexplained people were in the

1055
00:50:58,360 --> 00:51:01,399
Speaker 3: room to watch what was happening, which is company This is.

1056
00:51:01,360 --> 00:51:03,520
Speaker 1: For your back or leg? What was it again?

1057
00:51:03,960 --> 00:51:04,839
Speaker 5: My butt?

1058
00:51:04,920 --> 00:51:07,080
Speaker 1: My butt? Oh you have but sergery?

1059
00:51:07,760 --> 00:51:09,680
Speaker 3: Well I had some patchwork done.

1060
00:51:09,760 --> 00:51:11,000
Speaker 1: I don't know you had that done?

1061
00:51:11,239 --> 00:51:12,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, a little a little mesh.

1062
00:51:13,080 --> 00:51:14,920
Speaker 1: I think what did you have done? You want to

1063
00:51:14,920 --> 00:51:15,400
Speaker 1: talk about it?

1064
00:51:15,480 --> 00:51:15,600
Speaker 6: Or no?

1065
00:51:15,800 --> 00:51:18,319
Speaker 1: Well I see out here.

1066
00:51:18,760 --> 00:51:19,680
Speaker 2: No, No, that's fine.

1067
00:51:19,920 --> 00:51:22,759
Speaker 3: Well, Johnny and I for a while we're going to

1068
00:51:22,840 --> 00:51:25,560
Speaker 3: do uh something called tour of duty.

1069
00:51:25,800 --> 00:51:26,719
Speaker 1: I forgot about that.

1070
00:51:26,800 --> 00:51:32,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, duty spelled O T I E. And I apologize

1071
00:51:32,920 --> 00:51:34,560
Speaker 3: for that. It was a good idea At the time.

1072
00:51:34,880 --> 00:51:38,759
Speaker 3: I was scared. I had inflammation. But I'm doing fine now.

1073
00:51:38,880 --> 00:51:41,480
Speaker 3: But yeah, there's people in there like students. Maybe he

1074
00:51:41,640 --> 00:51:42,839
Speaker 3: just said, don't mind them.

1075
00:51:43,320 --> 00:51:44,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's good.

1076
00:51:44,320 --> 00:51:47,680
Speaker 1: Though, you know it's good, did you that?

1077
00:51:48,280 --> 00:51:50,920
Speaker 3: And the procedure took a long time because everyone had

1078
00:51:50,920 --> 00:51:52,480
Speaker 3: to take a look. It was like, how long is

1079
00:51:52,480 --> 00:51:54,719
Speaker 3: it going to take? You weren't under general anesthesia, you

1080
00:51:54,760 --> 00:51:58,279
Speaker 3: were just local no, no, a substantial amount of pain.

1081
00:51:58,320 --> 00:51:59,799
Speaker 3: And I was talking the whole time.

1082
00:52:00,040 --> 00:52:01,279
Speaker 1: Why would they not put you down?

1083
00:52:01,760 --> 00:52:04,280
Speaker 3: I think there was some local numbing of the actual

1084
00:52:04,320 --> 00:52:07,840
Speaker 3: area they're working on. I mean, this is we're getting

1085
00:52:07,840 --> 00:52:09,960
Speaker 3: into a territory where a lot of people are maybe

1086
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:10,960
Speaker 3: plugging their ears.

1087
00:52:11,280 --> 00:52:14,600
Speaker 1: But to me and you, it's interesting. Yeah, I mean more,

1088
00:52:14,760 --> 00:52:17,440
Speaker 1: more and more people are having digestive diseases. Actually it's

1089
00:52:17,480 --> 00:52:22,239
Speaker 1: more common. Everything is, yeah, but especially that there's young

1090
00:52:22,280 --> 00:52:24,879
Speaker 1: people dying of colon cancer now like there has never

1091
00:52:24,920 --> 00:52:29,640
Speaker 1: been before. No why because I think there's no actual

1092
00:52:29,880 --> 00:52:35,080
Speaker 1: known reason, but a lot of people think it's environmental problems. Dietaries.

1093
00:52:35,560 --> 00:52:38,280
Speaker 1: Dietary is not one processed foods.

1094
00:52:38,320 --> 00:52:41,120
Speaker 3: Man, I feel like a kid again because this whole

1095
00:52:41,160 --> 00:52:47,000
Speaker 3: month I've only eaten meat and vegetables and no nothing else,

1096
00:52:47,280 --> 00:52:50,720
Speaker 3: no sugar, no dairy, And yeah, I feel like a kid. Again,

1097
00:52:50,920 --> 00:52:54,960
Speaker 3: it's been ridiculous, and you know, if I give more details,

1098
00:52:54,960 --> 00:52:58,160
Speaker 3: i'd be graphic and disgusting. But I feel amazing, and

1099
00:52:58,200 --> 00:53:01,759
Speaker 3: so I really think it's a food thing. You know,

1100
00:53:01,920 --> 00:53:05,799
Speaker 3: even a can of lagomes or beansman would call them.

1101
00:53:05,920 --> 00:53:06,960
Speaker 1: I can't even have that.

1102
00:53:07,880 --> 00:53:09,400
Speaker 2: You can have beans on this diet.

1103
00:53:10,239 --> 00:53:14,160
Speaker 3: I've been warned it's the musical fruit because it's doing

1104
00:53:14,280 --> 00:53:16,359
Speaker 3: things to make you to it does.

1105
00:53:18,360 --> 00:53:19,480
Speaker 1: A song starts up.

1106
00:53:19,640 --> 00:53:22,400
Speaker 2: But there's also fiber and there's they're good for you.

1107
00:53:22,200 --> 00:53:25,319
Speaker 1: Right right, But I think it's the coating of the

1108
00:53:25,320 --> 00:53:27,719
Speaker 1: bean has that thing I can think, let's call a

1109
00:53:27,760 --> 00:53:31,600
Speaker 1: galactan or something like that, where your body can't break

1110
00:53:31,640 --> 00:53:33,719
Speaker 1: it down, or if it does break it down, it's

1111
00:53:33,719 --> 00:53:36,719
Speaker 1: like a prebiotic and it causes gas and inflammation and

1112
00:53:36,719 --> 00:53:37,400
Speaker 1: stuff like this.

1113
00:53:37,520 --> 00:53:39,640
Speaker 2: That's where the gas comes from a lot of times.

1114
00:53:39,719 --> 00:53:42,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, because it's broken down, like the gets broken down

1115
00:53:42,400 --> 00:53:44,480
Speaker 1: I think by a certain bacteria and it causes it

1116
00:53:44,520 --> 00:53:47,520
Speaker 1: to you know, it's a bacteria, so it's it's an animal.

1117
00:53:47,560 --> 00:53:49,160
Speaker 1: It's making gas.

1118
00:53:49,640 --> 00:53:51,439
Speaker 3: Your dad would be proud that you knew all that.

1119
00:53:51,600 --> 00:53:56,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, sure, I guess. So, Yeah, I'm beyond the I'm

1120
00:53:56,280 --> 00:53:58,240
Speaker 1: beyond the make dad proud phase.

1121
00:53:59,520 --> 00:54:02,080
Speaker 2: That's you know what, that's all the work you need

1122
00:54:02,160 --> 00:54:02,399
Speaker 2: to do.

1123
00:54:02,560 --> 00:54:05,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, I moved I moved past that good. Yeah.

1124
00:54:05,520 --> 00:54:05,680
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1125
00:54:05,760 --> 00:54:09,200
Speaker 3: I was told every everything breaks down to some form

1126
00:54:09,239 --> 00:54:12,640
Speaker 3: of sugar. I think that's what they were telling me. Yeah, No,

1127
00:54:12,800 --> 00:54:14,560
Speaker 3: less sugar you can.

1128
00:54:14,920 --> 00:54:17,120
Speaker 2: But you know I've gone on as I've talked to

1129
00:54:17,120 --> 00:54:20,320
Speaker 2: you about before, no sugar, no flower diets. Many times

1130
00:54:20,800 --> 00:54:23,560
Speaker 2: its sugars in everything. So even if you're doing your

1131
00:54:23,640 --> 00:54:25,880
Speaker 2: best to avoid it, and you think, oh, i'm this

1132
00:54:25,640 --> 00:54:28,280
Speaker 2: is this is not a sugar item, need I'm eating,

1133
00:54:28,800 --> 00:54:31,319
Speaker 2: there's probably if it was made at a factory, then

1134
00:54:31,320 --> 00:54:32,879
Speaker 2: there's probably a bunch of sugar in there.

1135
00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:35,960
Speaker 1: Also, type of sugar matters to the type. If you

1136
00:54:35,960 --> 00:54:38,480
Speaker 1: think about a banana, When a banana's green and you

1137
00:54:38,520 --> 00:54:41,400
Speaker 1: eat it, that can cause intestinal distress because of the

1138
00:54:41,800 --> 00:54:44,279
Speaker 1: type of it's a starch. But in a banana nice

1139
00:54:44,320 --> 00:54:46,600
Speaker 1: and ripe and yellow and you eat it, it's a

1140
00:54:46,800 --> 00:54:50,440
Speaker 1: it's more and more sugar, and that's a that's not

1141
00:54:50,520 --> 00:54:55,040
Speaker 1: a star index. Right, So, even though it may be

1142
00:54:55,280 --> 00:54:58,720
Speaker 1: different for the diabetic aspect of it, in terms of digestion,

1143
00:54:58,840 --> 00:55:03,040
Speaker 1: it's easier to digest if food that it has more sugar.

1144
00:55:03,280 --> 00:55:07,799
Speaker 1: It's like, why can't you like uncooked potatoes because it's

1145
00:55:07,840 --> 00:55:11,960
Speaker 1: too starch? Well you shouldn't, sorry, car or like you

1146
00:55:11,960 --> 00:55:15,000
Speaker 1: know if a potatoes like partially cooked, you know how

1147
00:55:15,040 --> 00:55:19,600
Speaker 1: it's like not good? Yes, No, that like starch versus

1148
00:55:19,600 --> 00:55:23,040
Speaker 1: sugar and sugars that type of fruit sugar is better

1149
00:55:23,040 --> 00:55:24,920
Speaker 1: for you than the type of starch.

1150
00:55:25,960 --> 00:55:28,680
Speaker 3: What are your thoughts, either of you on this this trend?

1151
00:55:28,719 --> 00:55:31,160
Speaker 3: And apparently it's wild even though I just learned about

1152
00:55:31,160 --> 00:55:34,640
Speaker 3: it of taking a unripe banana and rubbing the banana

1153
00:55:34,719 --> 00:55:39,760
Speaker 3: peel on your face. What yeah, apparently it's nature's caligen.

1154
00:55:40,960 --> 00:55:44,759
Speaker 1: What's what's caligen? Collagen? Collagen? Right?

1155
00:55:44,800 --> 00:55:47,160
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, yeah, collagen calagen.

1156
00:55:47,280 --> 00:55:49,839
Speaker 1: It's it's like a TikTok thing you've seen or what?

1157
00:55:50,080 --> 00:55:50,279
Speaker 5: Yeah?

1158
00:55:50,320 --> 00:55:52,799
Speaker 3: What, I'm afraid maybe, But I also took it to

1159
00:55:52,880 --> 00:55:55,640
Speaker 3: Google and there was some reference to it there, but

1160
00:55:55,800 --> 00:55:57,800
Speaker 3: they said the green peels are better.

1161
00:55:59,040 --> 00:56:02,640
Speaker 2: What I'm gonna I don't know, I just need a

1162
00:56:02,719 --> 00:56:05,239
Speaker 2: little just what's the benefit.

1163
00:56:06,920 --> 00:56:08,720
Speaker 1: Right, collagen youth?

1164
00:56:10,160 --> 00:56:13,520
Speaker 2: Because we collagen's under the skin, So like you're telling me,

1165
00:56:13,560 --> 00:56:16,080
Speaker 2: we're putting some on top and it's going to soak through.

1166
00:56:16,120 --> 00:56:18,160
Speaker 3: A lot of people are doing it. I'm not saying

1167
00:56:18,200 --> 00:56:20,080
Speaker 3: I'm one of the I'm not. I'm not drinking the

1168
00:56:20,160 --> 00:56:20,640
Speaker 3: kool aid.

1169
00:56:20,960 --> 00:56:23,120
Speaker 2: Well, now I have to write this down because if

1170
00:56:23,120 --> 00:56:24,920
Speaker 2: it's good, I have to do it right.

1171
00:56:25,120 --> 00:56:28,359
Speaker 3: I wanted to let you all know that banana peal

1172
00:56:29,520 --> 00:56:32,440
Speaker 3: keep going out for these these thirty year old auditions.

1173
00:56:32,600 --> 00:56:36,239
Speaker 3: If we start rubbing banana peels on our face, that's

1174
00:56:36,280 --> 00:56:37,360
Speaker 3: my stocking shop.

1175
00:56:37,760 --> 00:56:40,880
Speaker 2: I feel like bananas are so common that we would

1176
00:56:40,880 --> 00:56:43,000
Speaker 2: have known a long time ago if they were that

1177
00:56:43,080 --> 00:56:43,920
Speaker 2: good for the face.

1178
00:56:44,120 --> 00:56:47,680
Speaker 3: I do think you have every day like a weirdo.

1179
00:56:48,280 --> 00:56:52,040
Speaker 3: See any results, bs, this is like a trick.

1180
00:56:52,480 --> 00:56:54,759
Speaker 2: Then no monkey would ever have a wrinkle because you

1181
00:56:54,840 --> 00:56:57,160
Speaker 2: know they've been doing that ship for a while. Like,

1182
00:56:57,239 --> 00:57:00,400
Speaker 2: come on, let's just apply it a little bit of

1183
00:57:00,400 --> 00:57:01,160
Speaker 2: logic to this.

1184
00:57:01,560 --> 00:57:04,040
Speaker 3: You know, it's different from just eating the bananas. I

1185
00:57:04,040 --> 00:57:06,440
Speaker 3: don't think when we watch monkeys play, and I do

1186
00:57:06,520 --> 00:57:09,319
Speaker 3: all the time, and that was too daily, they never

1187
00:57:09,400 --> 00:57:12,319
Speaker 3: actually take the peel and rub it on there.

1188
00:57:12,840 --> 00:57:13,360
Speaker 5: What do we do?

1189
00:57:13,760 --> 00:57:16,640
Speaker 1: The sentence of when we watch monkeys play is my

1190
00:57:16,760 --> 00:57:17,439
Speaker 1: favorite thing.

1191
00:57:19,200 --> 00:57:19,880
Speaker 2: It's the news.

1192
00:57:20,160 --> 00:57:24,560
Speaker 1: When we watch monkeys play. The Chris Fairbanks story.

1193
00:57:23,640 --> 00:57:26,800
Speaker 5: Come again, it's just TikTok's.

1194
00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:30,240
Speaker 2: There's a really good TikTok right now from those TikTok

1195
00:57:30,720 --> 00:57:34,080
Speaker 2: Senate hearings. And there's a woman and it's basically the

1196
00:57:34,160 --> 00:57:37,200
Speaker 2: guy that's the owner of TikTok. And then a woman goes,

1197
00:57:37,320 --> 00:57:39,600
Speaker 2: if everybody will please take a look at this video,

1198
00:57:40,080 --> 00:57:42,040
Speaker 2: and then you see the guy that owns TikTok turn

1199
00:57:42,080 --> 00:57:43,760
Speaker 2: and look, and you see all the people turn and look,

1200
00:57:43,920 --> 00:57:47,040
Speaker 2: and then people just insert any video they want and

1201
00:57:47,120 --> 00:57:49,320
Speaker 2: then and then she's like, I rest my case. And

1202
00:57:49,680 --> 00:57:51,880
Speaker 2: so the last one I just saw was a baby

1203
00:57:51,920 --> 00:57:55,040
Speaker 2: monkey just pushing a like the straw that was in

1204
00:57:55,120 --> 00:57:57,320
Speaker 2: the pen that he was in. He's just scooting his

1205
00:57:57,400 --> 00:58:00,240
Speaker 2: butt along and pushing this little pile of straw, and

1206
00:58:00,280 --> 00:58:02,480
Speaker 2: that's the whole video. And then she's like, I rest

1207
00:58:02,520 --> 00:58:02,960
Speaker 2: my case.

1208
00:58:03,520 --> 00:58:07,400
Speaker 3: Yes, it's the best, the most wholesome thing that TikTok

1209
00:58:07,400 --> 00:58:11,320
Speaker 3: has provided, which is animals do it. There's another People

1210
00:58:11,400 --> 00:58:14,760
Speaker 3: keep sending me this because I talked about that fox

1211
00:58:14,840 --> 00:58:17,360
Speaker 3: that tried to put my golf ball in the hole,

1212
00:58:17,600 --> 00:58:20,720
Speaker 3: and I know he was really sorry, coyote coyote, but

1213
00:58:20,760 --> 00:58:23,040
Speaker 3: he was so pretty, he was kind of half Fox.

1214
00:58:23,080 --> 00:58:25,160
Speaker 2: I think, tell Johnny the story so he knows what

1215
00:58:25,200 --> 00:58:25,760
Speaker 2: you're talking about.

1216
00:58:25,840 --> 00:58:29,200
Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, yeah, Johnny, I was golfing. I didn't see

1217
00:58:29,280 --> 00:58:30,960
Speaker 3: I saw the flight path of the ball, but I

1218
00:58:30,960 --> 00:58:33,400
Speaker 3: didn't see where it landed. And then I saw a

1219
00:58:33,720 --> 00:58:38,240
Speaker 3: coyote run onto the green, but he's behind these mounds,

1220
00:58:38,360 --> 00:58:40,880
Speaker 3: these little hills, And then when I got there, my

1221
00:58:40,960 --> 00:58:44,680
Speaker 3: ball was almost in the hole. He understood golf. He

1222
00:58:44,800 --> 00:58:47,640
Speaker 3: understood that that's where I was hitting it, and he

1223
00:58:47,760 --> 00:58:50,520
Speaker 3: tried to help me. Would the same coyote bite me

1224
00:58:50,560 --> 00:58:52,760
Speaker 3: if I was on a walk and no, yes it was.

1225
00:58:53,000 --> 00:58:53,280
Speaker 2: It would.

1226
00:58:53,880 --> 00:58:54,040
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1227
00:58:54,440 --> 00:58:57,080
Speaker 3: The new one that I saw TikTok video was a

1228
00:58:57,120 --> 00:59:00,880
Speaker 3: bird grabbing a golf ball and realizing they bounce on cement.

1229
00:59:00,960 --> 00:59:03,240
Speaker 3: So we go onto the grain, grab the ball, run

1230
00:59:03,320 --> 00:59:06,680
Speaker 3: over to the path for the golf carts and swing

1231
00:59:06,720 --> 00:59:08,600
Speaker 3: his head up you had a big, long neck, and

1232
00:59:08,720 --> 00:59:11,520
Speaker 3: bounce it straight up in the air and watch it

1233
00:59:11,600 --> 00:59:14,520
Speaker 3: and then just do a dance all excited. It was

1234
00:59:14,560 --> 00:59:18,360
Speaker 3: the most simple interaction, but it made me. I watched

1235
00:59:18,400 --> 00:59:21,320
Speaker 3: it over and over. It's just like an animal doing

1236
00:59:21,480 --> 00:59:24,160
Speaker 3: like the monkey scooting along. So they're going to gather

1237
00:59:24,280 --> 00:59:28,400
Speaker 3: this straw just because I'm playing animals playing. Yeah, yeah,

1238
00:59:28,440 --> 00:59:30,880
Speaker 3: they're just doing a thing just because they're bored and

1239
00:59:30,920 --> 00:59:32,000
Speaker 3: they're playing as the.

1240
00:59:31,960 --> 00:59:35,920
Speaker 1: Best animals like celebrities are just like us, Yeah exactly.

1241
00:59:36,400 --> 00:59:38,640
Speaker 2: They want what we want. They want to have a

1242
00:59:38,640 --> 00:59:40,960
Speaker 2: good time, they want some fun. There is one where

1243
00:59:41,000 --> 00:59:43,520
Speaker 2: these you here, and I think they're a Russian but

1244
00:59:44,200 --> 00:59:47,840
Speaker 2: I'm not sure. It's like three girls going over the

1245
00:59:47,880 --> 00:59:50,720
Speaker 2: side of a boat looking down, and then you see

1246
00:59:50,760 --> 00:59:53,320
Speaker 2: this bluega whale come up with a cell phone in

1247
00:59:53,360 --> 00:59:56,160
Speaker 2: its mouth and come up out of the water, and

1248
00:59:56,200 --> 00:59:59,040
Speaker 2: they take the cell phone and go and rub its

1249
00:59:59,120 --> 01:00:00,360
Speaker 2: nose and it swims away.

1250
01:00:00,480 --> 01:00:02,400
Speaker 1: I saw that one, but also kind of like made

1251
01:00:02,440 --> 01:00:05,880
Speaker 1: me sad. I'm thinking, like, okay, now let's destroy its environment.

1252
01:00:06,560 --> 01:00:07,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what I mean.

1253
01:00:07,800 --> 01:00:12,040
Speaker 1: They're so it's just said, but it's also we don't deserve.

1254
01:00:11,840 --> 01:00:15,160
Speaker 2: It shouldn't be out there, we don't desert. But then look,

1255
01:00:15,560 --> 01:00:17,400
Speaker 2: they also will do stuff for us.

1256
01:00:17,720 --> 01:00:22,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, they for their forgive forever, ye forgive us for

1257
01:00:22,120 --> 01:00:24,720
Speaker 1: the for the long and long until we become a

1258
01:00:24,760 --> 01:00:31,000
Speaker 1: ghost that will haunt the bluega whale. Where's my right?

1259
01:00:31,360 --> 01:00:34,760
Speaker 3: That's what makes me well up with tears, is you

1260
01:00:34,880 --> 01:00:37,640
Speaker 3: know that dolphins are smart enough to understand that we

1261
01:00:37,680 --> 01:00:40,000
Speaker 3: are the reason the ocean's gross, and when you're in

1262
01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:43,000
Speaker 3: a boat, one of the things making it grows. And

1263
01:00:43,040 --> 01:00:45,920
Speaker 3: they're like whatever, though, I want to bond with these humans.

1264
01:00:45,920 --> 01:00:48,640
Speaker 3: And they dive next to the boat, which I've experienced

1265
01:00:48,640 --> 01:00:51,240
Speaker 3: and it's the best feeling ever. They want they want

1266
01:00:51,280 --> 01:00:52,680
Speaker 3: to be like, hey, look at me, and there's like

1267
01:00:52,720 --> 01:00:55,600
Speaker 3: I am looking at you and it's the best interaction.

1268
01:00:56,080 --> 01:00:59,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you know that there's they have a sensor

1269
01:00:59,280 --> 01:01:02,800
Speaker 2: that we don't even understand and we've never studied it,

1270
01:01:02,840 --> 01:01:04,840
Speaker 2: and they're like can read our minds and they know

1271
01:01:04,960 --> 01:01:08,240
Speaker 2: that we're all just really damaged sad. They're like kind

1272
01:01:08,240 --> 01:01:10,479
Speaker 2: of probably pity us a little bit where it's like here,

1273
01:01:10,880 --> 01:01:12,640
Speaker 2: look at me, jump out of the water so you're

1274
01:01:12,720 --> 01:01:16,560
Speaker 2: not so depressed or you stop thinking about your childhood, come.

1275
01:01:16,440 --> 01:01:19,160
Speaker 3: On, see much like you haven't heard of the banana

1276
01:01:19,200 --> 01:01:23,000
Speaker 3: peel facials, which there's a whole world of believers. I've

1277
01:01:23,040 --> 01:01:24,880
Speaker 3: never heard that dolphins can read my mind.

1278
01:01:25,560 --> 01:01:26,400
Speaker 2: I just made it up.

1279
01:01:26,680 --> 01:01:29,560
Speaker 1: They do have a thing they kind of can read

1280
01:01:29,680 --> 01:01:31,880
Speaker 1: like sonar, I guess, and they can image it or

1281
01:01:31,920 --> 01:01:34,760
Speaker 1: something like that. They can like it's something with the

1282
01:01:35,040 --> 01:01:38,080
Speaker 1: with the sonar things that they can do that we can't.

1283
01:01:38,440 --> 01:01:41,360
Speaker 2: Well when there's I one time, this is when I

1284
01:01:41,480 --> 01:01:43,040
Speaker 2: very first moved to la and we were trying to

1285
01:01:43,080 --> 01:01:45,640
Speaker 2: go out to a very fancy party and I left

1286
01:01:45,800 --> 01:01:47,880
Speaker 2: like the Animal Planet on in the background while I

1287
01:01:47,920 --> 01:01:50,200
Speaker 2: was getting ready in the front bathroom and my roommate

1288
01:01:50,280 --> 01:01:52,960
Speaker 2: was in the back bathroom, so I could hear there

1289
01:01:53,000 --> 01:01:56,040
Speaker 2: was there was like a special on dolphin magic or whatever,

1290
01:01:56,160 --> 01:01:59,120
Speaker 2: and there's a whole thing when you put dolphins in

1291
01:01:59,200 --> 01:02:02,400
Speaker 2: a tank, they know if there's a bunch of children

1292
01:02:02,440 --> 01:02:06,160
Speaker 2: and any of them have any kind of a disability

1293
01:02:06,160 --> 01:02:08,600
Speaker 2: of any kind, they go straight to that child and

1294
01:02:08,640 --> 01:02:11,600
Speaker 2: they stay by that child and they make sure that

1295
01:02:11,680 --> 01:02:14,560
Speaker 2: child is fine because they can't. Like you're saying, they

1296
01:02:14,560 --> 01:02:19,160
Speaker 2: can sense and that and also when they do, uh,

1297
01:02:19,760 --> 01:02:22,680
Speaker 2: when they study children that interact with dolphins in the water,

1298
01:02:22,840 --> 01:02:25,880
Speaker 2: their brains light up in ways that they normally don't

1299
01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:28,840
Speaker 2: because of dolphins. And so as I was getting ready

1300
01:02:28,840 --> 01:02:31,200
Speaker 2: for this party, I was just trying to put on makeup,

1301
01:02:31,240 --> 01:02:34,080
Speaker 2: but I kept crying because I just everything they said

1302
01:02:34,120 --> 01:02:36,440
Speaker 2: on this thing is like dolphins know and there's a

1303
01:02:36,480 --> 01:02:38,920
Speaker 2: healing power, and I was like, oh my god, and

1304
01:02:39,280 --> 01:02:42,360
Speaker 2: just like just trying to power through, keep the mascara going.

1305
01:02:42,760 --> 01:02:48,880
Speaker 1: Dolphins also are known to rape, which is true. I

1306
01:02:48,880 --> 01:02:52,640
Speaker 1: guess that's true. You know it is do that so well.

1307
01:02:52,640 --> 01:02:58,560
Speaker 2: They're wild animals. Animals con sense never an issue with

1308
01:02:58,600 --> 01:03:01,000
Speaker 2: a wild animal that's not doesn't apply.

1309
01:03:01,440 --> 01:03:04,440
Speaker 1: You know, they killed the other other pods young for

1310
01:03:04,520 --> 01:03:07,439
Speaker 1: sports sometimes too. Yeah, that's pretty bad.

1311
01:03:07,720 --> 01:03:09,640
Speaker 3: I mean everyone's got a dark side.

1312
01:03:10,440 --> 01:03:14,600
Speaker 2: Look, they contain multitudes dolphin.

1313
01:03:14,640 --> 01:03:22,480
Speaker 1: Everybody's got dark shock. Hey, hey man, everybody's got dark shide.

1314
01:03:23,080 --> 01:03:24,960
Speaker 5: I can't feed all these melts.

1315
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Speaker 1: Look, you know, yeah, did I do some bad stuff?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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01:03:27,920 --> 01:03:32,200
Speaker 1: But have you heard what dolphins done? Okay, I rest.

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01:03:31,960 --> 01:03:35,600
Speaker 2: My case, get the heat off me from on.

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01:03:36,440 --> 01:03:39,200
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, did I break in there and do bad stuff?

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01:03:39,280 --> 01:03:42,720
Speaker 1: I did? Have you seen what dolphins are doing on

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01:03:42,920 --> 01:03:46,840
Speaker 1: when when I'm looking, okay, it makes what I've done

1322
01:03:46,880 --> 01:03:50,520
Speaker 1: look like I just done nothing at out nothing nothing

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01:03:50,600 --> 01:03:55,640
Speaker 1: tall I did nothing. That tall dolph out there, she's

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01:03:56,040 --> 01:03:59,120
Speaker 1: ripping and raping and killing and not every sort of

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01:03:59,720 --> 01:04:05,120
Speaker 1: every sort of just nasty contribulation ventriculars of you can

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01:04:05,400 --> 01:04:07,080
Speaker 1: possibly understand.

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01:04:06,680 --> 01:04:11,520
Speaker 3: For the branch of it ten minutes later, delightfully bonding

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01:04:11,560 --> 01:04:13,320
Speaker 3: with our children right.

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01:04:13,680 --> 01:04:20,680
Speaker 2: Just at the Maui four seasons Lower Pool. That, my God,

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01:04:20,720 --> 01:04:21,680
Speaker 2: wouldn't that be nice?

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01:04:22,040 --> 01:04:23,720
Speaker 1: I need to go to Hawaii. It's been a while.

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Speaker 3: Do you have any dirt on otters because I'm going

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01:04:28,080 --> 01:04:28,760
Speaker 3: to walk off.

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01:04:29,520 --> 01:04:32,160
Speaker 1: No, I don't, actually, but I don't know. Otters are otters?

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01:04:32,200 --> 01:04:32,320
Speaker 2: Are?

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01:04:32,880 --> 01:04:34,480
Speaker 1: They can do no wrong for me? Yeah?

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01:04:34,720 --> 01:04:37,760
Speaker 3: Really the greatest. I mean, I know that they're kind

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01:04:37,800 --> 01:04:39,000
Speaker 3: of detached parents.

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01:04:40,280 --> 01:04:44,480
Speaker 2: They're not. They're a little child right there, and they

1340
01:04:44,480 --> 01:04:46,320
Speaker 2: float around with them, yeah.

1341
01:04:46,280 --> 01:04:49,440
Speaker 3: And then and scoot them aside to crush abaloni on

1342
01:04:49,480 --> 01:04:51,919
Speaker 3: their chest. I mean, a bit of kind.

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01:04:52,040 --> 01:04:54,640
Speaker 1: They're doing fine a lot.

1344
01:04:54,680 --> 01:04:56,400
Speaker 2: Who cares let them be?

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01:04:57,320 --> 01:04:59,720
Speaker 5: I'm one of their biggest advocates. That was what I

1346
01:04:59,760 --> 01:05:01,520
Speaker 5: said at the top of the otter top.

1347
01:05:03,520 --> 01:05:07,160
Speaker 1: Not who's like, oh man, otters they suck. Yeah, I'm

1348
01:05:07,200 --> 01:05:10,080
Speaker 1: so sick of these otters coming down and wrecking my boat.

1349
01:05:10,360 --> 01:05:13,920
Speaker 3: It would have to be someone someone that hates pets.

1350
01:05:14,120 --> 01:05:18,480
Speaker 1: Hotters keep wrecking my goddamn boat. I'm trying to swing

1351
01:05:18,480 --> 01:05:21,840
Speaker 1: the arena. These honors keep destrewing my my my boat.

1352
01:05:22,600 --> 01:05:24,800
Speaker 2: They're chewing on the side of my boat.

1353
01:05:26,000 --> 01:05:33,360
Speaker 5: Chewing this year due to otter tooths.

1354
01:05:34,440 --> 01:05:36,680
Speaker 1: They put their cute juice all over the boat and

1355
01:05:36,840 --> 01:05:38,040
Speaker 1: wrecked it.

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01:05:38,040 --> 01:05:46,720
Speaker 7: It's like acid acid in there. Gosh, it's like milk, milk. Ah,

1357
01:05:46,960 --> 01:05:50,240
Speaker 7: got some milk, Johnny, what if you do? You want

1358
01:05:50,280 --> 01:05:54,240
Speaker 7: to plug anything? You want this to come to any

1359
01:05:54,360 --> 01:05:55,480
Speaker 7: kind of point for you?

1360
01:05:55,600 --> 01:05:56,960
Speaker 3: This this podcast?

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01:05:57,240 --> 01:06:00,160
Speaker 1: I mean I have given up on that long time ago.

1362
01:06:00,240 --> 01:06:03,640
Speaker 1: All right, Oh you can just you can just google me,

1363
01:06:04,040 --> 01:06:08,120
Speaker 1: you know, just google me Johnny Pemberton dot Yeah, you know.

1364
01:06:08,240 --> 01:06:10,800
Speaker 1: Check on my Instagram. I've got putsuy videos on there.

1365
01:06:11,000 --> 01:06:12,920
Speaker 1: Check on my YouTube and put the same videos on

1366
01:06:13,000 --> 01:06:17,320
Speaker 1: there that are on the Instagram on Twitter's his dog

1367
01:06:17,400 --> 01:06:20,080
Speaker 1: as a desk, Yeah, you can watch. That's a classic,

1368
01:06:20,120 --> 01:06:21,720
Speaker 1: classic Chris. That's a good one. And the dog.

1369
01:06:21,800 --> 01:06:27,840
Speaker 3: The dog seems to be patiently enjoying the symbiotic relationship.

1370
01:06:28,320 --> 01:06:28,840
Speaker 2: She loves it.

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01:06:29,120 --> 01:06:31,880
Speaker 1: Enjoyment she does. She loves it. She loves she lives

1372
01:06:31,880 --> 01:06:32,240
Speaker 1: to serve.

1373
01:06:32,320 --> 01:06:37,840
Speaker 3: As they say, yeah, or it's abusive, you decide this

1374
01:06:37,920 --> 01:06:39,280
Speaker 3: has been just kidding.

1375
01:06:40,560 --> 01:06:43,480
Speaker 1: Someone out there would say that, yeah, I'm sure. Yeah.

1376
01:06:43,520 --> 01:06:46,320
Speaker 2: God do you make her sit in a chair, strap

1377
01:06:46,320 --> 01:06:48,440
Speaker 2: her into it like an air own chair at the desk.

1378
01:06:48,520 --> 01:06:51,200
Speaker 1: No, never do that. I mean, she's actually the desk

1379
01:06:51,240 --> 01:06:53,560
Speaker 1: her back. One time I put my laptop on the

1380
01:06:53,600 --> 01:06:54,160
Speaker 1: back of her.

1381
01:06:54,200 --> 01:06:57,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, the dog is just standing on all fours, very still,

1382
01:06:57,680 --> 01:07:01,080
Speaker 3: and he puts his laptop on her back and he's

1383
01:07:01,160 --> 01:07:03,520
Speaker 3: just typing and the dog just is looking off in

1384
01:07:03,560 --> 01:07:04,960
Speaker 3: the distance trying not to move.

1385
01:07:05,000 --> 01:07:06,000
Speaker 1: And it's totally great.

1386
01:07:06,240 --> 01:07:08,280
Speaker 2: Anyone that's going to argue with the video like that,

1387
01:07:08,640 --> 01:07:11,440
Speaker 2: doesn't do anything else online but argue because that is

1388
01:07:11,600 --> 01:07:14,280
Speaker 2: a dog's dream that you are doing what you need

1389
01:07:14,320 --> 01:07:16,240
Speaker 2: to do but also paying attention to them at the

1390
01:07:16,240 --> 01:07:16,720
Speaker 2: same time.

1391
01:07:17,120 --> 01:07:17,400
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1392
01:07:17,400 --> 01:07:18,919
Speaker 2: And I bet you that laptop's warm.

1393
01:07:20,040 --> 01:07:21,920
Speaker 3: Oh you make a valley.

1394
01:07:21,920 --> 01:07:24,160
Speaker 2: It's like a nice heat patch on her back.

1395
01:07:24,720 --> 01:07:28,440
Speaker 1: Yeah. She also was only for about four or five seconds,

1396
01:07:28,680 --> 01:07:30,800
Speaker 1: So that's what everyone.

1397
01:07:30,480 --> 01:07:33,400
Speaker 2: To calm down. Yeah, Oh, you don't do it for

1398
01:07:33,480 --> 01:07:36,200
Speaker 2: hours at a time as you write your great American novel.

1399
01:07:36,400 --> 01:07:38,200
Speaker 1: No, I don't. Actually, I don't put my laptop on

1400
01:07:38,240 --> 01:07:42,760
Speaker 1: the rounded, slippery back of a dog for hours at

1401
01:07:42,800 --> 01:07:45,360
Speaker 1: a time in a position it hurts my back to use.

1402
01:07:47,400 --> 01:07:51,560
Speaker 2: Okay, I mean as long you claim that I don't know, I.

1403
01:07:51,480 --> 01:07:53,480
Speaker 1: Guess I should promote this I'm doing my solo show

1404
01:07:53,520 --> 01:07:58,720
Speaker 1: A bunch coming up. Oh, I'm doing at the Allsion,

1405
01:07:58,760 --> 01:08:01,600
Speaker 1: at the Lyrics and at the the Broadwater Theater. It's

1406
01:08:01,600 --> 01:08:04,120
Speaker 1: not for another two months or so, but I'm doing

1407
01:08:04,200 --> 01:08:06,680
Speaker 1: a run of six or seven shows.

1408
01:08:06,720 --> 01:08:10,680
Speaker 3: Great, would you like to divulge any Are we going

1409
01:08:10,760 --> 01:08:12,280
Speaker 3: to get to new Johnny?

1410
01:08:12,520 --> 01:08:14,360
Speaker 1: Basically? I mean, I've done it before, but I'm bringing

1411
01:08:14,360 --> 01:08:16,000
Speaker 1: it back. So I was working on a show for

1412
01:08:16,040 --> 01:08:19,280
Speaker 1: about six months and that will be coming out for

1413
01:08:19,320 --> 01:08:20,840
Speaker 1: a long time and I can't even talk about it

1414
01:08:20,880 --> 01:08:24,160
Speaker 1: yet because it hasn't been announced. But now I'm doing

1415
01:08:24,160 --> 01:08:25,800
Speaker 1: the show again and I'm real excited about it because

1416
01:08:25,800 --> 01:08:28,720
Speaker 1: it's like a solo show. It's called Minnesota Reggae Colostomy Bag,

1417
01:08:28,760 --> 01:08:33,640
Speaker 1: and it's kind of about about those things. First Reggae

1418
01:08:33,760 --> 01:08:36,479
Speaker 1: in Minnesota, Reggae Colostomy Bag. Yet it's like, you know,

1419
01:08:36,520 --> 01:08:38,679
Speaker 1: it's like my it's my one hour special, but it's

1420
01:08:38,720 --> 01:08:40,000
Speaker 1: on stage for right now.

1421
01:08:40,360 --> 01:08:44,000
Speaker 3: Do you know that I have an affinity and enjoyment

1422
01:08:44,040 --> 01:08:44,760
Speaker 3: of reggae?

1423
01:08:45,400 --> 01:08:46,320
Speaker 1: I don't think I knew that.

1424
01:08:46,840 --> 01:08:49,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, Well, we have a lot to talk about after

1425
01:08:49,920 --> 01:08:50,639
Speaker 3: this is done.

1426
01:08:51,160 --> 01:08:53,599
Speaker 2: Are you trying to accuse Johnny of stealing your bit?

1427
01:08:53,960 --> 01:08:54,960
Speaker 2: Is that what's happening right?

1428
01:08:55,240 --> 01:08:57,320
Speaker 1: Yes, that was my legal tone.

1429
01:08:57,560 --> 01:08:59,240
Speaker 2: Okay, yes that's what I got.

1430
01:08:59,320 --> 01:09:00,680
Speaker 1: Damn honors my bit.

1431
01:09:01,439 --> 01:09:07,720
Speaker 3: No, you know, I just you know, I just I

1432
01:09:07,880 --> 01:09:09,720
Speaker 3: just I just want to collaborate.

1433
01:09:10,560 --> 01:09:12,000
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gone to club, right.

1434
01:09:12,240 --> 01:09:14,360
Speaker 3: And also I need to get the name of your

1435
01:09:14,360 --> 01:09:16,880
Speaker 3: help a Honda person because I want to Oh yeah, yeah,

1436
01:09:16,880 --> 01:09:17,200
Speaker 3: a lug.

1437
01:09:17,439 --> 01:09:19,280
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, it's good. I all get Honda. Let's get

1438
01:09:19,320 --> 01:09:20,680
Speaker 1: some high end Honda vehicles.

1439
01:09:21,200 --> 01:09:24,439
Speaker 2: Honda Car Club. Yeah, I should get a fit Honda

1440
01:09:24,439 --> 01:09:27,400
Speaker 2: fit for like a weekend car, because man, I loved

1441
01:09:27,439 --> 01:09:29,920
Speaker 2: that car. It was like I drove it. All I

1442
01:09:29,960 --> 01:09:31,680
Speaker 2: did was put gas in it and every once in

1443
01:09:31,720 --> 01:09:33,400
Speaker 2: a while made sure there was oil in it. And

1444
01:09:33,400 --> 01:09:36,839
Speaker 2: that was it. And not until I crashed it terribly

1445
01:09:37,200 --> 01:09:38,920
Speaker 2: did it ever fail me?

1446
01:09:39,200 --> 01:09:39,360
Speaker 1: Well?

1447
01:09:39,400 --> 01:09:39,840
Speaker 4: I was.

1448
01:09:40,280 --> 01:09:43,960
Speaker 3: The Honda Prologue is an all electric, all wheel drive

1449
01:09:44,360 --> 01:09:46,200
Speaker 3: ver and it doesn't look like a Honda. It looks

1450
01:09:46,240 --> 01:09:48,640
Speaker 3: beautiful like the car I sent you pictures of on

1451
01:09:48,720 --> 01:09:51,600
Speaker 3: my vision board, Johnny, but Portia.

1452
01:09:51,479 --> 01:09:53,360
Speaker 1: Like it's a right hand drive though, isn't it.

1453
01:09:54,000 --> 01:09:56,240
Speaker 3: No, No, this is a new car that's coming out right.

1454
01:09:56,400 --> 01:09:58,559
Speaker 3: It's electric and I'm going to get an electric car,

1455
01:09:58,680 --> 01:10:03,200
Speaker 3: so people like me, is it.

1456
01:10:02,240 --> 01:10:03,040
Speaker 2: That'll do it?

1457
01:10:03,600 --> 01:10:04,080
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1458
01:10:04,200 --> 01:10:05,960
Speaker 2: Is it? Does it look like an suv?

1459
01:10:06,800 --> 01:10:11,160
Speaker 3: No, it looks. It's really Oh, I'll send you a picture.

1460
01:10:11,200 --> 01:10:12,400
Speaker 3: It's just gorgeous.

1461
01:10:13,920 --> 01:10:14,120
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1462
01:10:14,200 --> 01:10:17,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, like a hatchback kind of suvsh But it's nice

1463
01:10:17,120 --> 01:10:19,559
Speaker 3: and rounded and there's no weird It doesn't look like

1464
01:10:19,600 --> 01:10:22,800
Speaker 3: the tail lights are angry with you. They're just horizontal,

1465
01:10:22,960 --> 01:10:25,960
Speaker 3: like like a line of electricity, like a lot of

1466
01:10:26,000 --> 01:10:30,160
Speaker 3: those electric cars. It's just kind of like Tron looking, Okay,

1467
01:10:30,280 --> 01:10:33,759
Speaker 3: like it's straight out of the movie Tron. Great, Yeah,

1468
01:10:34,000 --> 01:10:34,759
Speaker 3: it is great.

1469
01:10:35,040 --> 01:10:35,880
Speaker 1: Let's all get one.

1470
01:10:36,200 --> 01:10:36,519
Speaker 2: Okay.

1471
01:10:36,560 --> 01:10:39,479
Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll drive around together like a motorcycle gang.

1472
01:10:39,880 --> 01:10:42,160
Speaker 2: We're gonna go. We're gonna go park in the Pavilions

1473
01:10:42,200 --> 01:10:44,639
Speaker 2: parking lot and stand around outside our cars.

1474
01:10:45,200 --> 01:10:49,200
Speaker 3: Yes, he's not understanding what's under the hood, just a

1475
01:10:49,240 --> 01:10:49,960
Speaker 3: big battery.

1476
01:10:50,760 --> 01:10:53,600
Speaker 2: Wear different track suits. I'll wear a green one, you

1477
01:10:53,680 --> 01:10:56,000
Speaker 2: wear a white one. Christ have a black one.

1478
01:10:56,080 --> 01:10:59,240
Speaker 3: I like where there's this going too? All right, see

1479
01:10:59,280 --> 01:11:04,240
Speaker 3: at the first Johnny, You're always fun to have around.

1480
01:11:07,439 --> 01:11:10,040
Speaker 1: All right, this is very fun, super fun.

1481
01:11:10,280 --> 01:11:12,519
Speaker 3: I just wanted to say that off the record. While

1482
01:11:12,560 --> 01:11:14,360
Speaker 3: recording this is a good one.

1483
01:11:15,160 --> 01:11:19,920
Speaker 2: This was real and it wasn't necessary.

1484
01:11:19,880 --> 01:11:23,200
Speaker 3: Ye you've been listening to Do You Need a Ride?

1485
01:11:23,280 --> 01:11:24,880
Speaker 4: D y n a R.

1486
01:11:32,280 --> 01:11:34,719
Speaker 3: This has been an exactly right production.

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01:11:35,200 --> 01:11:39,400
Speaker 2: Produced by Analise Nelson, mixed by Edson Choy. Our talent

1488
01:11:39,439 --> 01:11:40,839
Speaker 2: booker is Patrick Cootner.

1489
01:11:41,080 --> 01:11:43,080
Speaker 3: Theme song by Karen Kilgarrett.

1490
01:11:43,439 --> 01:11:47,000
Speaker 2: Artwork by Chris Fairbanks. Follow the show on Instagram, Twitter,

1491
01:11:47,040 --> 01:11:51,400
Speaker 2: and Facebook at dinar podcast That's d y n ar Podcast.

1492
01:11:51,840 --> 01:11:55,920
Speaker 3: For more information, go to exactly rightmedia dot com. Thank you,

1493
01:11:56,600 --> 01:11:57,679
Speaker 3: Oh you're welcome.

1494
01:12:00,040 --> 01:12:08,360
Speaker 1: M hm, Do you Need a Rid? Did forget that?

1495
01:12:08,560 --> 01:12:09,200
Speaker 5: Beautiful?

1496
01:12:09,479 --> 01:12:10,160
Speaker 1: Yeah? We got it.

1497
01:12:10,360 --> 01:12:13,080
Speaker 2: I was still recording. Yeah, hell yeah