WEBVTT - Hour 2: Servicing The Debt 0:00:11.000 --> 0:00:14.440 This is a Jesse Kelly show. 0:00:15.240 --> 0:00:19.119 It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Another hour of the 0:00:19.239 --> 0:00:22.239 Jesse Kelly Show. I can't believe Nancy Pelosi's running for 0:00:22.360 --> 0:00:25.959 office again at eighty three, eighty three years old. Look 0:00:26.920 --> 0:00:31.160 it just these people, you know how we talk about 0:00:31.200 --> 0:00:35.159 the three characteristics they have in common. No love of country, 0:00:35.280 --> 0:00:38.040 no connection to the real world. And they see themselves 0:00:38.080 --> 0:00:41.640 as kings and queens. This, honestly, this goes back to 0:00:41.720 --> 0:00:45.479 one and three. They see themselves as kings and queens. 0:00:45.560 --> 0:00:48.960 So she would never step down, right, But more than that, 0:00:50.280 --> 0:00:55.040 you don't love your country enough to go away? Why 0:00:55.080 --> 0:00:59.160 can't you go away? It's eighty you're eighty three years old. 0:00:59.360 --> 0:01:02.480 In the Pelos are millionaires. Why would you want to 0:01:02.520 --> 0:01:05.160 be in DC? And let me tell you something, Hey, 0:01:05.360 --> 0:01:06.720 just you and me talking. You want to you want 0:01:06.800 --> 0:01:11.240 you want to hear the truth? Washington, d C sucks. 0:01:12.480 --> 0:01:17.119 I lived there for almost a year and hated it 0:01:17.520 --> 0:01:22.600 so much I quit my job without another job, and 0:01:22.720 --> 0:01:25.480 threw the wife and kids in a mini van and 0:01:25.640 --> 0:01:28.720 drove across the country without a job looking for work, 0:01:29.040 --> 0:01:31.920 just to escape it. And I know you're gonna roll 0:01:31.959 --> 0:01:34.440 your eyes and laugh at me, I don't care. I'm 0:01:34.440 --> 0:01:37.560 telling you the food is horrible for a city of 0:01:37.640 --> 0:01:40.959 that size. And when I say that to people, especially 0:01:41.000 --> 0:01:45.920 people from New York or Chicago or Miami, people who 0:01:46.000 --> 0:01:49.880 have great food options everywhere LA big cities. You know, 0:01:50.000 --> 0:01:52.160 cities have great food options. That's why people choose to 0:01:52.160 --> 0:01:53.600 live in them. It's not the reason people choose to 0:01:53.600 --> 0:01:55.960 live in them. People think I'm lying, or they think 0:01:56.000 --> 0:01:59.280 I'm just being a food snob. There is almost nothing 0:01:59.320 --> 0:02:02.800 redeemable about DC. The only cool thing about Washington, DC 0:02:03.400 --> 0:02:05.840 is the monuments in the museums and stuff like that. 0:02:05.880 --> 0:02:08.360 I will admit that stuff is really really cool. That 0:02:08.360 --> 0:02:10.919 stuff is cool. Other than that, it sucks. The weather 0:02:11.320 --> 0:02:15.200 even sucks. DC sucks. And yet these people won't leave. 0:02:15.760 --> 0:02:19.920 They just won't leave us alone. Please retire, leave and 0:02:19.960 --> 0:02:27.360 they won't. Oh, hi, Jesse, I'm forty two years or 0:02:27.400 --> 0:02:30.640 after forty two years in the increasingly blue state of Alaska. 0:02:30.760 --> 0:02:34.359 How that is sad? I have moved to Florida. H 0:02:34.400 --> 0:02:37.320 You're gonna enjoy the summers. Somewhere in that move I missed. 0:02:37.400 --> 0:02:40.720 I must have missed the why are you gay? SoundBite? 0:02:40.800 --> 0:02:43.000 And where it came from. I was just talking about this. 0:02:44.280 --> 0:02:48.360 Where did it come from? Her name is Sherry. Well, okay, 0:02:48.440 --> 0:02:50.480 let me set this up before we actually play it. 0:02:50.800 --> 0:02:54.840 This is a video that's ten fifteen years old. What's 0:02:54.880 --> 0:02:58.480 going on here is this takes place in Uganda and 0:02:58.520 --> 0:03:01.720 you can hear the guy's accent. Are you gae? This 0:03:02.120 --> 0:03:08.600 Ugandan news anchor, who very clearly has a more traditional 0:03:08.600 --> 0:03:10.360 way of looking at the world, will put it to 0:03:10.400 --> 0:03:14.840 you that way. Somebody at the network signed this poor 0:03:14.919 --> 0:03:18.960 guy up for an interview, an in studio interview with 0:03:19.160 --> 0:03:26.080 a transgender activist, and he obviously the funny part about 0:03:26.080 --> 0:03:27.960 the entire video, and we're not gonna play the whole thing. 0:03:28.320 --> 0:03:30.240 We're gonna play like a cut up version a minute, 0:03:30.240 --> 0:03:33.120 minute and half of it. But the whole thing's hilarious too. 0:03:34.000 --> 0:03:37.600 He very clearly doesn't understand at all what he's dealing with, 0:03:37.920 --> 0:03:40.520 and because he doesn't understand what he's dealing with, he 0:03:40.720 --> 0:03:45.480 asks questions that are supposedly, you know, they're considered inappropriate today, 0:03:45.680 --> 0:03:48.760 but he just doesn't. He donly he's flabbric asked it. 0:03:48.840 --> 0:03:52.000 He does not understand at all what he's dealing with. Anyway, Chris, 0:03:52.040 --> 0:03:54.920 without further ado, would you play this skit please. 0:03:55.160 --> 0:04:00.680 In the studio this morning, one of the gate rights activists, Mista. 0:04:00.120 --> 0:04:00.720 Should I call you? 0:04:00.800 --> 0:04:02.160 Mister? Prepare? 0:04:02.360 --> 0:04:04.840 Julian on Zima, thank you for coming in, Thank you, 0:04:05.040 --> 0:04:08.200 good morning. Why are you gay? 0:04:08.560 --> 0:04:10.880 Who says I'm gay? 0:04:11.160 --> 0:04:12.880 You are gay? You are trying? 0:04:13.480 --> 0:04:14.320 Why? What shows that? 0:04:14.360 --> 0:04:17.920 I'm you are a transgender and you're gay rights activists 0:04:17.920 --> 0:04:24.720 and I'm outspoken? Uh, lesbian Homo said, show how can 0:04:24.760 --> 0:04:25.440 I describe you? 0:04:26.560 --> 0:04:26.720 Now? 0:04:26.760 --> 0:04:30.440 We're looking at the raging debate. You're gay rights activists. 0:04:30.440 --> 0:04:34.840 Why should someone be gay? You're having a girlfriend, yes, 0:04:35.080 --> 0:04:37.440 do you perform the natural obligations? 0:04:38.000 --> 0:04:45.480 Uh? I'm not sexually active right now? So what, lady, 0:04:48.240 --> 0:04:51.920 I'm just not I've chosen not to engage. 0:04:53.040 --> 0:04:54.200 Doesn't that make you gay? 0:04:56.400 --> 0:04:57.960 What do you mean doesn't that make me gay? 0:04:58.440 --> 0:04:58.680 I am? 0:04:58.720 --> 0:04:59.279 I am male? 0:04:59.560 --> 0:05:05.560 And so he's gay. 0:05:08.240 --> 0:05:11.919 It's just so funny to see to see those two 0:05:12.400 --> 0:05:16.839 wildly different cultures collide in some interview, and if you 0:05:16.960 --> 0:05:21.039 watch the interview, he really is just lost. It's just lost. 0:05:21.160 --> 0:05:23.839 I don't understand you said you were You said you 0:05:23.839 --> 0:05:26.719 were a gay activist, but you're not gay? Is someone 0:05:26.839 --> 0:05:27.880 gay who's gay? 0:05:30.600 --> 0:05:30.680 Hi? 0:05:30.839 --> 0:05:33.839 Jesse My twelve year old daughter became hooked after hearing 0:05:33.880 --> 0:05:36.839 your journalist intro. Will you please prove to her you 0:05:36.880 --> 0:05:39.880 actually read these by playing that for Emily? Of course 0:05:39.920 --> 0:05:45.599 I will Emily as an award winning journalist. It's journalist Jesse. 0:05:46.120 --> 0:05:49.360 There's just no one better. We love Jesse. He's the best. Yesse, 0:05:49.560 --> 0:05:58.080 please kiss my baby? YESI Jesse, Jesse, Jesse, Jesse. Ah. Yes. 0:05:58.160 --> 0:05:59.719 Thank you to all the fans who helped put that 0:05:59.720 --> 0:06:02.800 little tidbit together. Doctor. What do you think of the 0:06:02.920 --> 0:06:07.680 fighting in Ukraine reverting back to trench warfare? Well, for 0:06:07.720 --> 0:06:10.359 those who don't understand what it's been like on the 0:06:10.440 --> 0:06:12.960 ground in Ukraine, And I'd say this as someone who 0:06:12.960 --> 0:06:15.240 hasn't been on the ground either just from what I 0:06:15.279 --> 0:06:20.080 can understand from friends that are that know or that 0:06:20.440 --> 0:06:25.480 no more than I do. Ukraine has turned into an 0:06:25.640 --> 0:06:31.080 artillery battle and a drone battle and a missile battle. 0:06:31.720 --> 0:06:37.640 Now that's a very very ugly thing. Artillery is unspeakably horrible. 0:06:37.880 --> 0:06:45.240 It's it's huge, it's scary, it's loud, it's devastating and accurate. 0:06:45.440 --> 0:06:48.920 Artillery fire is just the most deadly, devastating thing in 0:06:48.960 --> 0:06:52.440 the world. The same thing for this missile technology, these 0:06:52.480 --> 0:06:57.240 missiles they're lobbing at each other now. And drones, drones, 0:06:57.440 --> 0:07:01.080 these suicide drones are going to be a huge part 0:07:01.080 --> 0:07:04.279 of combat going forward until we figure out how we 0:07:04.320 --> 0:07:08.440 can knock drones out of the sky more easily, because 0:07:08.480 --> 0:07:12.160 you can fly them, you can fly them accurately, and 0:07:12.240 --> 0:07:15.840 you don't need very much technology at all. Both of 0:07:15.920 --> 0:07:19.480 these militaries, from what I understand, yes, they have professional 0:07:19.560 --> 0:07:23.040 weaponized drones, but from what I gather from my friends, 0:07:23.240 --> 0:07:26.400 they're also using just drones you can order off Amazon, 0:07:26.760 --> 0:07:29.280 just the normal drone that you would fly around and 0:07:29.360 --> 0:07:31.480 I don't know, take pictures of the beach or the 0:07:31.560 --> 0:07:34.800 river or something like that. They're just strapping some explosives 0:07:34.800 --> 0:07:37.760 on them and flying them at people and cooking them off. 0:07:38.600 --> 0:07:43.280 So what happens when that happens, We when the air, 0:07:43.800 --> 0:07:47.880 when being on the surface of the earth, becomes hazardous 0:07:47.880 --> 0:07:51.320 to your health. For artillery and missile reasons and drone reasons, 0:07:52.400 --> 0:07:57.960 it's perfectly natural to drill down. That's what it's turned into, 0:07:58.080 --> 0:08:01.680 this grinding artillery thing. And I will tell you I 0:08:01.720 --> 0:08:06.000 don't expect you to have any kind of a tug 0:08:06.040 --> 0:08:08.600 and emotional tug when it comes to that. And I'm 0:08:08.640 --> 0:08:10.320 not going to act like I do, like I lay 0:08:10.360 --> 0:08:13.200 awake at night sobbing, Oh my gosh, Russia, Ukraine. I'm 0:08:13.200 --> 0:08:16.560 not going to act like I do. But there have 0:08:16.720 --> 0:08:20.280 been five hundred thousand, roughly, we don't know for sure. 0:08:20.880 --> 0:08:25.560 Five hundred thousand young men have given their lives already 0:08:26.120 --> 0:08:31.320 in this nasty, nasty little affair. Isn't that so sad? 0:08:32.120 --> 0:08:35.079 Russian and Ukrainian men? And you know, I know, I 0:08:35.160 --> 0:08:37.160 understand there are women and kids who have died too, 0:08:37.200 --> 0:08:39.520 because there are civilians involved. But for the most part, 0:08:40.000 --> 0:08:42.960 these are young men, young men with their whole lives 0:08:43.000 --> 0:08:46.320 in front of them, and five hundred thousand and just 0:08:46.440 --> 0:08:51.520 some awful, ugly little affair sitting there praying that the 0:08:51.559 --> 0:08:54.400 next artillery shell doesn't land in your lap. It's just 0:08:54.440 --> 0:08:59.280 a freaking horrible man, It's really bad, Jesse. If the 0:08:59.280 --> 0:09:01.480 dirty comis we're able to lock you up, sentence you 0:09:01.520 --> 0:09:05.720 to death for leading an anti communist revolution. What would 0:09:05.720 --> 0:09:10.120 your last meal request be? Chips and kso, no question, 0:09:10.200 --> 0:09:16.320 chips and kso. Don't shake your head, Chris, dessert. Dessert 0:09:16.360 --> 0:09:20.280 is probably gonna be fried ice cream. I love fried 0:09:20.320 --> 0:09:24.320 ice cream. I realize. I think most people have Mexican 0:09:24.400 --> 0:09:27.120 restaurants in their area now, so they should be pretty 0:09:27.120 --> 0:09:30.600 aware of what fried ice cream is. But fried ice cream, 0:09:30.640 --> 0:09:33.360 it's just ice cream. At least my favorite place here, 0:09:33.679 --> 0:09:36.840 they smash up cinnamon toast crunch and coat the ice 0:09:36.880 --> 0:09:39.160 cream in it, and then they kind of deep fry 0:09:39.240 --> 0:09:41.079 it and then freeze it again. I don't know how 0:09:41.080 --> 0:09:43.880 they make it, but it's got cinnamon and chocolate syrup. 0:09:44.000 --> 0:09:50.400 Is the greatest thing ever. And for the main course, cheeseburger, cheeseburger, 0:09:50.400 --> 0:09:53.480 don't shake your head, Chris, don't shake your head. People 0:09:53.559 --> 0:09:57.320 shake their head when I say that because people try 0:09:57.360 --> 0:09:59.880 to get fancy and I'm white trashed, so I don't 0:09:59.880 --> 0:10:02.959 have worry about being fancy. And so when people will 0:10:02.960 --> 0:10:04.600 say when they say they say say, man, I want 0:10:04.600 --> 0:10:07.080 a steak, I want to say or I want lobster 0:10:07.280 --> 0:10:11.360 or something like that. And I love steak. I'm pro steak. 0:10:11.600 --> 0:10:14.920 You can call me mister meat. Actually, don't call me that. 0:10:14.920 --> 0:10:16.240 That was I wish I had thought of that. That 0:10:16.240 --> 0:10:18.400 didn't come out very well. And don't please don't call 0:10:18.400 --> 0:10:20.800 me mister meat. But I love steak. I love lobster. 0:10:21.640 --> 0:10:25.839 But you're telling me you have the perfect melty cheeseburger 0:10:25.880 --> 0:10:28.880 in front of you. You're telling me there's ever a 0:10:28.920 --> 0:10:33.640 superior option to that what Chris, Chris said, I'm not 0:10:33.679 --> 0:10:37.080 cooking it. If I request the world famous Jesse Kelly Berger, 0:10:37.200 --> 0:10:40.040 they may let me cook it. No, it's not gonna 0:10:40.080 --> 0:10:42.680 be the canteen. It's gonna be me. All right, I'll 0:10:42.679 --> 0:10:45.120 make my own cheeseburger. Chris. I think I know how 0:10:45.160 --> 0:10:47.400 I'm going to handle my death row better than you. 0:10:48.080 --> 0:10:51.920 I also know this, I know fourteen dollars is not 0:10:52.160 --> 0:10:56.599 a lot to ask when it comes to stopping child trafficking. 0:10:57.679 --> 0:11:02.120 American children are trafficked every day. American children are being 0:11:02.160 --> 0:11:06.920 trafficked around you. The average age is fourteen. They prey 0:11:07.240 --> 0:11:11.319 on these kids on these social media apps. Soon these 0:11:11.400 --> 0:11:15.319 kids find themselves suckered into sending pictures or even worse, 0:11:15.360 --> 0:11:18.320 God forbid, meeting up. And then it really, really really 0:11:18.360 --> 0:11:23.199 gets bad. The A Servo Project rescues these kids. They 0:11:23.240 --> 0:11:26.040 rescue the kids, and they make sure the guy's doing 0:11:26.080 --> 0:11:28.360 it go to prison for a very long time. That's 0:11:28.440 --> 0:11:31.960 what your fourteen dollars goes to. They ask for fourteen 0:11:32.040 --> 0:11:38.800 bucks a month to support the greatest cause, Asservo. The 0:11:38.920 --> 0:11:41.559 A Servo Project dot org is where you go. That's 0:11:41.559 --> 0:11:43.640 also where the tip line is if you're being traffied 0:11:43.720 --> 0:11:47.240 soor you need help reach out. Okay, the a Servoproject 0:11:47.520 --> 0:11:48.160 dot org. 0:11:48.400 --> 0:11:48.480 Go. 0:11:48.600 --> 0:11:52.280 Now it is the Jesse Kelly Show on an ass 0:11:52.400 --> 0:11:55.440 Doctor Jesse Friday. I can't believe I didn't play this earlier. 0:11:55.679 --> 0:11:58.360 Did you hear the old ladies at the view. They've 0:11:58.360 --> 0:12:01.400 had enough of these dak Ghani legals clogging up New 0:12:01.480 --> 0:12:01.960 York City. 0:12:02.080 --> 0:12:04.079 Frankly, you know, I think we need to find and 0:12:04.360 --> 0:12:08.000 we've dealt with this before. I lived in Miami. I 0:12:08.080 --> 0:12:10.720 was a migrant, an immigrant in Miami in the eighties. 0:12:10.800 --> 0:12:13.679 You'll remember when we had the Mariel boat lift. One 0:12:13.760 --> 0:12:17.199 hundred and twenty five thousand Cubans came in a matter 0:12:17.240 --> 0:12:22.480 of six months. It puts tremendous stress on a city, 0:12:22.640 --> 0:12:26.480 on a community, on the social services. They need to 0:12:26.520 --> 0:12:29.360 be resettled elsewhere, they need to be out with this 0:12:29.679 --> 0:12:30.440 massive country. 0:12:30.520 --> 0:12:32.240 Well, and it's only going to get worse with global 0:12:32.280 --> 0:12:34.760 warming and climate change because people can't live in certain 0:12:34.760 --> 0:12:35.560 parts of this world. 0:12:38.600 --> 0:12:39.440 Can you believe? 0:12:39.800 --> 0:12:42.760 Can you believe there are how many women, how many 0:12:42.800 --> 0:12:46.880 women sit down and watch that every day? What chance 0:12:46.960 --> 0:12:49.280 do you have to be anything but a complete and 0:12:49.360 --> 0:12:53.040 utter moron if you sit and consume that every day? 0:12:53.320 --> 0:12:57.120 Oh my gosh, oracle. Since you're not drinking but heavy anymore, 0:12:57.160 --> 0:13:01.880 what's your new go to beer? It's from my Well, 0:13:03.120 --> 0:13:08.280 I'll be honest with you, just doing me talking. I 0:13:08.280 --> 0:13:12.400 don't drink very much anymore. It's a very rare thing 0:13:12.640 --> 0:13:17.120 for me now. Just kind of got away from it. 0:13:17.840 --> 0:13:20.400 Figured it's probably better to do less rather than more. 0:13:20.440 --> 0:13:23.040 So I don't drink very much anymore. If we do, 0:13:24.160 --> 0:13:28.920 it's almost always at a local brewery. Now. We have 0:13:29.120 --> 0:13:32.680 really cool local brewers here, most places do now. The 0:13:32.760 --> 0:13:35.720 micro brew thing is cool. You know how we talk 0:13:35.760 --> 0:13:38.240 about putting our money where our morals are all the time. 0:13:39.000 --> 0:13:42.760 The truth is, these big national chains, they're almost all crap. 0:13:42.840 --> 0:13:48.360 It's almost all ESGDI Pride month filth. It's almost all 0:13:48.440 --> 0:13:52.280 that stuff. And so I try to stay away from them. 0:13:52.840 --> 0:13:57.400 And if I can't find a flat out right wing business, 0:13:57.720 --> 0:14:00.360 I'll at least seek out a local business because the 0:14:00.400 --> 0:14:03.880 odds of them being on our team are more likely. 0:14:04.800 --> 0:14:07.920 The brewery we drink at here on occasion, but if 0:14:07.920 --> 0:14:09.800 we do go out for a beer or two, it'll 0:14:09.840 --> 0:14:12.800 be because there's a game on TV, or there's game 0:14:12.920 --> 0:14:15.320 night there. I know, how old do I sound. There's 0:14:15.320 --> 0:14:17.480 freaking board game night. We go play board games. But 0:14:17.720 --> 0:14:19.680 we'll just go out there for a reason and I'll 0:14:19.680 --> 0:14:22.680 have a beer to it's some local brewery. I'm just 0:14:23.040 --> 0:14:27.280 such a big fan of local anymore. And the hard part, 0:14:27.360 --> 0:14:32.120 this is what sucks about local is sometimes definitely not 0:14:32.200 --> 0:14:37.040 all the time, but sometimes locals more expensive. So you 0:14:37.080 --> 0:14:40.360 have to make this moral choice. Right and I'm not 0:14:40.360 --> 0:14:42.400 telling you I always make the right moral choice, but 0:14:42.440 --> 0:14:44.320 you have to make this moral choice of Man, my 0:14:44.400 --> 0:14:49.320 local hardware store, they've got the ant killer for a 0:14:49.360 --> 0:14:51.440 dollar more than I could. I could just go on 0:14:51.520 --> 0:14:53.560 Amazon and they'll deliver it to my house for a 0:14:53.600 --> 0:14:56.720 dollar less. And it's that's how do you make that call? 0:14:57.480 --> 0:15:00.000 I try to go local as much as humanly possible. 0:15:00.080 --> 0:15:02.560 And by the way, while I'm speaking of ants, I'm sorry, 0:15:03.720 --> 0:15:06.240 I'm tired of the lies that are being told by 0:15:06.280 --> 0:15:10.880 big ant in this country, these ant trap companies, and 0:15:11.360 --> 0:15:13.440 believe me, oh, I'm talking to all of them. If 0:15:13.440 --> 0:15:16.080 you're an ant trap company, I'm talking to you. Why 0:15:16.080 --> 0:15:18.680 do I feel justified talking to you, because no matter what, 0:15:18.920 --> 0:15:21.160 if you're an ant trap company, I have at least 0:15:21.200 --> 0:15:23.160 one of your ant traps in my home right now 0:15:23.400 --> 0:15:26.360 because I've bought every band you can possibly buy. I 0:15:26.440 --> 0:15:29.880 have these ant traps staged all over my house like 0:15:29.920 --> 0:15:33.920 they're freaking land mines in Afghanistan. And these ants are 0:15:34.000 --> 0:15:37.600 still alive. Then they say these lies on the packaging 0:15:37.760 --> 0:15:39.800 that all the ants are. They're gonna walk in here 0:15:39.840 --> 0:15:42.240 and they're gonna take the poison bait and they're gonna 0:15:42.280 --> 0:15:44.640 bring it back and the Queen's gonna eat it and 0:15:44.680 --> 0:15:47.520 then she'll die and everything will be fixed. That's a 0:15:47.640 --> 0:15:49.800 lie from the pit of hell. I don't even think 0:15:49.800 --> 0:15:51.760 there is a queen. I think this is all more 0:15:51.880 --> 0:15:55.400 junk science and fake because these ants, they're more numerous 0:15:55.440 --> 0:15:57.560 now than ever. I think it's just ant food in 0:15:57.600 --> 0:16:00.240 the ant traps. I don't even think they're even ending 0:16:00.280 --> 0:16:05.760 it's poisoned. What Chris, Of course, it's the perfect plan. Chris. 0:16:05.960 --> 0:16:08.600 Chris is right, it's the perfect plant. So you buy 0:16:08.640 --> 0:16:10.760 more ant traps. You know how many ant traps I 0:16:10.760 --> 0:16:14.640 bought at the beginning four. I hold on, let me 0:16:14.680 --> 0:16:18.600 think in one room alone that I can think of. 0:16:18.760 --> 0:16:23.080 In one room alone, I personally have placed eight traps. 0:16:23.360 --> 0:16:26.080 And that's in the past couple days. I bet you, 0:16:27.960 --> 0:16:30.520 I bet we own thirty ant traps. I bet we do. 0:16:31.000 --> 0:16:34.680 They are all over the house. The pantry has been unloaded, everything, 0:16:34.800 --> 0:16:37.280 and still I have ant bites. The ants are biting 0:16:37.320 --> 0:16:40.080 my toes when I sleep at night, they bite my legs. 0:16:41.960 --> 0:16:45.560 There's no queen. There's no queen. Oh wise, bald one. 0:16:46.000 --> 0:16:48.320 I've been listening to you for a few months. I'm 0:16:48.320 --> 0:16:50.360 a twenty eight year old father of one living in 0:16:50.360 --> 0:16:54.840 the communist paradise of Connecticut. You know what sucks? Connecticut 0:16:54.880 --> 0:16:57.960 is beautiful. I know that Chris has never been He's 0:16:58.000 --> 0:16:59.640 never left the state of Texas. Michael, have you ever 0:16:59.640 --> 0:17:02.400 been a Canecticut? You ever spend any time there? It's gorgeous. 0:17:02.400 --> 0:17:05.600 Connecticut's way cooled. They ruined all of our most beautiful places, 0:17:05.640 --> 0:17:09.600 like Portland and Seattle and Connecticut. Anyway, what with your 0:17:09.640 --> 0:17:12.360 thorough knowledge and enjoyment of history, have you ever considered 0:17:12.359 --> 0:17:15.280 applying to be a history teacher at a local school? 0:17:15.480 --> 0:17:17.320 I know this would fit well with your part time 0:17:17.440 --> 0:17:20.399 radio schedule. It is no doubt that the US school 0:17:20.440 --> 0:17:23.680 system could use more hardcore anti communist teachers, especially in 0:17:23.720 --> 0:17:28.520 the history department. What say you? You know, I've never 0:17:28.600 --> 0:17:33.800 thought about that. I'll tell you that's something when I 0:17:33.840 --> 0:17:38.080 retire one day, I could completely see myself doing I 0:17:38.119 --> 0:17:40.200 could see myself doing that on the side. I think 0:17:40.200 --> 0:17:42.280 that'd be fun. Why are you mocking me, Chris? Why 0:17:42.280 --> 0:17:43.560 do you think I would? You don't think I would 0:17:43.560 --> 0:17:47.399 do that. I would need way too much schooling. No, 0:17:47.560 --> 0:17:49.280 I'm not going back to school for it. I'm not 0:17:49.359 --> 0:17:52.040 going to do that. They were going to require me 0:17:52.119 --> 0:17:55.119 to go back to school. No, No, I'm just gonna 0:17:55.119 --> 0:17:57.320 be a teacher that doesn't require any schooling. 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Promo code Jesse, We'll be back. 0:19:11.560 --> 0:19:15.800 It is the Jesse Kelly Show on an ass doctor 0:19:15.920 --> 0:19:18.800 Jesse Friday. I remember you can email the show during 0:19:18.840 --> 0:19:23.280 the show Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com. Here's old Fauci. 0:19:23.720 --> 0:19:26.880 How worried are you that people will not follow advice 0:19:26.960 --> 0:19:30.400 to wear masks, if big If if we get. 0:19:30.200 --> 0:19:33.680 To that, I am concerned that people will not abide 0:19:33.680 --> 0:19:38.000 by recommendations. And we're not talking about mandate so forcing anybody. 0:19:38.040 --> 0:19:40.760 So I would hope that if in fact, we get 0:19:40.760 --> 0:19:43.200 to the point with a volume of cases as such, 0:19:43.359 --> 0:19:49.159 and organizations like the CDC recommend CDC doesn't mandate anything, 0:19:49.240 --> 0:19:50.320 I mean recommends. 0:19:51.240 --> 0:19:53.680 Oh, we don't mandate anything. See what he's doing now, 0:19:53.720 --> 0:19:56.720 a big old cya push. I would love to tell 0:19:56.800 --> 0:20:00.280 Jesse about my Bigfoot encounter, less than thirty feet a way, 0:20:00.440 --> 0:20:03.600 no trees, no brush, face to face. Would love for 0:20:03.680 --> 0:20:06.960 people to believe me, But it makes no difference. They're 0:20:07.080 --> 0:20:12.000 absolutely real, period. Why are you're such a skeptic? Chris? 0:20:12.000 --> 0:20:13.159 Why do you have to have that look on your 0:20:13.200 --> 0:20:17.160 pcause you didn't you didn't see what he saw. This 0:20:17.200 --> 0:20:18.960 is a dude who knows it. It's not a bear. 0:20:20.040 --> 0:20:22.359 Bigfoot doesn't look anything like a bear. I don't Why 0:20:22.400 --> 0:20:25.639 do you now? You know what's sad about this, Chris? 0:20:27.000 --> 0:20:30.040 What if this guy's telling the truth. You can't disprove 0:20:30.119 --> 0:20:34.240 what he's saying. You can't disprove what he's saying at all, 0:20:34.600 --> 0:20:38.000 and automatically you've called this man a liar. What does 0:20:38.040 --> 0:20:41.760 that make you? You believe he believes it? See now 0:20:41.800 --> 0:20:44.520 you're not only calling him a liar, you're disrespecting him 0:20:44.520 --> 0:20:46.879 and calling him some kind of a nutball who sees 0:20:46.920 --> 0:20:49.680 things like bigfoot. Now you're oh, so he's not a liar. 0:20:49.720 --> 0:20:53.240 He's just a crazy person. Chris. Now see that's me, 0:20:53.480 --> 0:20:56.399 that's see, that's not right. I believe you, buddy, I 0:20:56.560 --> 0:21:01.280 believe you. Chris doesn't Jesse. The old lady of me 0:21:01.320 --> 0:21:04.080 are empty nesters and we're now looking for possibly a 0:21:04.119 --> 0:21:07.080 pool behind camper. The only camping I've ever done is 0:21:07.080 --> 0:21:09.800 in a tent. As a former RV salesman, can you 0:21:09.800 --> 0:21:12.480 give me tips on what I should consider when it 0:21:12.520 --> 0:21:18.040 comes to buying? Yes, rent your fun. Rent your fun 0:21:19.240 --> 0:21:21.800 until you find the exact RV you want to buy. 0:21:22.160 --> 0:21:26.560 Go rent them because they'd appreciate like cars. Rent them 0:21:26.560 --> 0:21:28.480 for a while, figure out what you want to buy, 0:21:28.720 --> 0:21:31.080 then go buy one. Jesse, I read the USA has 0:21:31.119 --> 0:21:33.280 passed the tipping point as far as the national debt 0:21:33.359 --> 0:21:36.120 is concerned. The article stated, we're not able to pay 0:21:36.119 --> 0:21:38.520 the interest on the debt, what's next? But we can 0:21:38.640 --> 0:21:41.360 still pay the interest on the debt as it stands today. 0:21:42.600 --> 0:21:46.359 The problem is there are we have some things that 0:21:46.440 --> 0:21:54.560 are guaranteed, some costs coming that are guaranteed, things like Medicare, Medicaid, 0:21:55.080 --> 0:21:59.880 social Security. They have mathematical formulas where they can tell, now, 0:22:00.040 --> 0:22:02.280 based on how many people we are and inflation all 0:22:02.280 --> 0:22:05.880 these other things, they can calculate what the costs are 0:22:05.920 --> 0:22:08.760 going to be of those programs in the future, and 0:22:08.800 --> 0:22:11.160 they can calculate it with a lot of accuracy. It's 0:22:11.160 --> 0:22:14.240 not one hundred percent sure, but it's a ton of accuracy. 0:22:15.200 --> 0:22:19.520 These are called unfunded liabilities, meaning, hey, we have this 0:22:19.640 --> 0:22:22.159 social program. We have Look, social Security is a great example. 0:22:22.280 --> 0:22:24.800 We have this social program. You've been paying it in 0:22:24.880 --> 0:22:27.639 security your whole life. If you've ever been paying a 0:22:27.680 --> 0:22:30.000 paycheck or you've ever been given a paycheck, they're taking 0:22:30.040 --> 0:22:33.640 it out. You paid into Social Security. Now that's a liability. 0:22:33.840 --> 0:22:36.679 The government owes that to you. You paid in the 0:22:36.720 --> 0:22:39.280 government said the money will be there. The government owes 0:22:39.320 --> 0:22:43.520 that to you, except the money's not there. But it 0:22:43.560 --> 0:22:47.359 won't be I think it's twenty thirty four, twenty thirty five. 0:22:47.480 --> 0:22:51.399 She's running out. And this is the issue that people 0:22:51.520 --> 0:22:55.240 don't want to talk about because it's so boring. It's 0:22:55.280 --> 0:22:58.920 so boring, and it doesn't really seem real. But there's 0:22:58.960 --> 0:23:01.400 going to be nothing that feels more real than this. 0:23:02.080 --> 0:23:06.879 When that money runs out, these programs are going to 0:23:07.000 --> 0:23:11.240 start getting cut. And that's what Americans have never experienced, 0:23:11.440 --> 0:23:13.879 because we always just kept ringing up more debt and 0:23:13.920 --> 0:23:15.639