Speaker 1: This is a Jesse Kelly show.
Speaker 2: It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Another hour of the
Speaker 2: Jesse Kelly Show. I can't believe Nancy Pelosi's running for
Speaker 2: office again at eighty three, eighty three years old. Look
Speaker 2: it just these people, you know how we talk about
Speaker 2: the three characteristics they have in common. No love of country,
Speaker 2: no connection to the real world. And they see themselves
Speaker 2: as kings and queens. This, honestly, this goes back to
Speaker 2: one and three. They see themselves as kings and queens.
Speaker 2: So she would never step down, right, But more than that,
Speaker 2: you don't love your country enough to go away? Why
Speaker 2: can't you go away? It's eighty you're eighty three years old.
Speaker 2: In the Pelos are millionaires. Why would you want to
Speaker 2: be in DC? And let me tell you something, Hey,
Speaker 2: just you and me talking. You want to you want
Speaker 2: you want to hear the truth? Washington, d C sucks.
Speaker 2: I lived there for almost a year and hated it
Speaker 2: so much I quit my job without another job, and
Speaker 2: threw the wife and kids in a mini van and
Speaker 2: drove across the country without a job looking for work,
Speaker 2: just to escape it. And I know you're gonna roll
Speaker 2: your eyes and laugh at me, I don't care. I'm
Speaker 2: telling you the food is horrible for a city of
Speaker 2: that size. And when I say that to people, especially
Speaker 2: people from New York or Chicago or Miami, people who
Speaker 2: have great food options everywhere LA big cities. You know,
Speaker 2: cities have great food options. That's why people choose to
Speaker 2: live in them. It's not the reason people choose to
Speaker 2: live in them. People think I'm lying, or they think
Speaker 2: I'm just being a food snob. There is almost nothing
Speaker 2: redeemable about DC. The only cool thing about Washington, DC
Speaker 2: is the monuments in the museums and stuff like that.
Speaker 2: I will admit that stuff is really really cool. That
Speaker 2: stuff is cool. Other than that, it sucks. The weather
Speaker 2: even sucks. DC sucks. And yet these people won't leave.
Speaker 2: They just won't leave us alone. Please retire, leave and
Speaker 2: they won't. Oh, hi, Jesse, I'm forty two years or
Speaker 2: after forty two years in the increasingly blue state of Alaska.
Speaker 2: How that is sad? I have moved to Florida. H
Speaker 2: You're gonna enjoy the summers. Somewhere in that move I missed.
Speaker 2: I must have missed the why are you gay? SoundBite?
Speaker 2: And where it came from. I was just talking about this.
Speaker 2: Where did it come from? Her name is Sherry. Well, okay,
Speaker 2: let me set this up before we actually play it.
Speaker 2: This is a video that's ten fifteen years old. What's
Speaker 2: going on here is this takes place in Uganda and
Speaker 2: you can hear the guy's accent. Are you gae? This
Speaker 2: Ugandan news anchor, who very clearly has a more traditional
Speaker 2: way of looking at the world, will put it to
Speaker 2: you that way. Somebody at the network signed this poor
Speaker 2: guy up for an interview, an in studio interview with
Speaker 2: a transgender activist, and he obviously the funny part about
Speaker 2: the entire video, and we're not gonna play the whole thing.
Speaker 2: We're gonna play like a cut up version a minute,
Speaker 2: minute and half of it. But the whole thing's hilarious too.
Speaker 2: He very clearly doesn't understand at all what he's dealing with,
Speaker 2: and because he doesn't understand what he's dealing with, he
Speaker 2: asks questions that are supposedly, you know, they're considered inappropriate today,
Speaker 2: but he just doesn't. He donly he's flabbric asked it.
Speaker 2: He does not understand at all what he's dealing with. Anyway, Chris,
Speaker 2: without further ado, would you play this skit please.
Speaker 3: In the studio this morning, one of the gate rights activists, Mista.
Speaker 4: Should I call you?
Speaker 2: Mister? Prepare?
Speaker 3: Julian on Zima, thank you for coming in, Thank you,
Speaker 3: good morning. Why are you gay?
Speaker 4: Who says I'm gay?
Speaker 3: You are gay? You are trying?
Speaker 4: Why? What shows that?
Speaker 3: I'm you are a transgender and you're gay rights activists
Speaker 3: and I'm outspoken? Uh, lesbian Homo said, show how can
Speaker 3: I describe you?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 3: We're looking at the raging debate. You're gay rights activists.
Speaker 3: Why should someone be gay? You're having a girlfriend, yes,
Speaker 3: do you perform the natural obligations?
Speaker 4: Uh? I'm not sexually active right now? So what, lady,
Speaker 4: I'm just not I've chosen not to engage.
Speaker 3: Doesn't that make you gay?
Speaker 4: What do you mean doesn't that make me gay?
Speaker 1: I am?
Speaker 4: I am male?
Speaker 3: And so he's gay.
Speaker 2: It's just so funny to see to see those two
Speaker 2: wildly different cultures collide in some interview, and if you
Speaker 2: watch the interview, he really is just lost. It's just lost.
Speaker 2: I don't understand you said you were You said you
Speaker 2: were a gay activist, but you're not gay? Is someone
Speaker 2: gay who's gay?
Speaker 5: Hi?
Speaker 2: Jesse My twelve year old daughter became hooked after hearing
Speaker 2: your journalist intro. Will you please prove to her you
Speaker 2: actually read these by playing that for Emily? Of course
Speaker 2: I will Emily as an award winning journalist. It's journalist Jesse.
Speaker 2: There's just no one better. We love Jesse. He's the best. Yesse,
Speaker 2: please kiss my baby? YESI Jesse, Jesse, Jesse, Jesse. Ah. Yes.
Speaker 2: Thank you to all the fans who helped put that
Speaker 2: little tidbit together. Doctor. What do you think of the
Speaker 2: fighting in Ukraine reverting back to trench warfare? Well, for
Speaker 2: those who don't understand what it's been like on the
Speaker 2: ground in Ukraine, And I'd say this as someone who
Speaker 2: hasn't been on the ground either just from what I
Speaker 2: can understand from friends that are that know or that
Speaker 2: no more than I do. Ukraine has turned into an
Speaker 2: artillery battle and a drone battle and a missile battle.
Speaker 2: Now that's a very very ugly thing. Artillery is unspeakably horrible.
Speaker 2: It's it's huge, it's scary, it's loud, it's devastating and accurate.
Speaker 2: Artillery fire is just the most deadly, devastating thing in
Speaker 2: the world. The same thing for this missile technology, these
Speaker 2: missiles they're lobbing at each other now. And drones, drones,
Speaker 2: these suicide drones are going to be a huge part
Speaker 2: of combat going forward until we figure out how we
Speaker 2: can knock drones out of the sky more easily, because
Speaker 2: you can fly them, you can fly them accurately, and
Speaker 2: you don't need very much technology at all. Both of
Speaker 2: these militaries, from what I understand, yes, they have professional
Speaker 2: weaponized drones, but from what I gather from my friends,
Speaker 2: they're also using just drones you can order off Amazon,
Speaker 2: just the normal drone that you would fly around and
Speaker 2: I don't know, take pictures of the beach or the
Speaker 2: river or something like that. They're just strapping some explosives
Speaker 2: on them and flying them at people and cooking them off.
Speaker 2: So what happens when that happens, We when the air,
Speaker 2: when being on the surface of the earth, becomes hazardous
Speaker 2: to your health. For artillery and missile reasons and drone reasons,
Speaker 2: it's perfectly natural to drill down. That's what it's turned into,
Speaker 2: this grinding artillery thing. And I will tell you I
Speaker 2: don't expect you to have any kind of a tug
Speaker 2: and emotional tug when it comes to that. And I'm
Speaker 2: not going to act like I do, like I lay
Speaker 2: awake at night sobbing, Oh my gosh, Russia, Ukraine. I'm
Speaker 2: not going to act like I do. But there have
Speaker 2: been five hundred thousand, roughly, we don't know for sure.
Speaker 2: Five hundred thousand young men have given their lives already
Speaker 2: in this nasty, nasty little affair. Isn't that so sad?
Speaker 2: Russian and Ukrainian men? And you know, I know, I
Speaker 2: understand there are women and kids who have died too,
Speaker 2: because there are civilians involved. But for the most part,
Speaker 2: these are young men, young men with their whole lives
Speaker 2: in front of them, and five hundred thousand and just
Speaker 2: some awful, ugly little affair sitting there praying that the
Speaker 2: next artillery shell doesn't land in your lap. It's just
Speaker 2: a freaking horrible man, It's really bad, Jesse. If the
Speaker 2: dirty comis we're able to lock you up, sentence you
Speaker 2: to death for leading an anti communist revolution. What would
Speaker 2: your last meal request be? Chips and kso, no question,
Speaker 2: chips and kso. Don't shake your head, Chris, dessert. Dessert
Speaker 2: is probably gonna be fried ice cream. I love fried
Speaker 2: ice cream. I realize. I think most people have Mexican
Speaker 2: restaurants in their area now, so they should be pretty
Speaker 2: aware of what fried ice cream is. But fried ice cream,
Speaker 2: it's just ice cream. At least my favorite place here,
Speaker 2: they smash up cinnamon toast crunch and coat the ice
Speaker 2: cream in it, and then they kind of deep fry
Speaker 2: it and then freeze it again. I don't know how
Speaker 2: they make it, but it's got cinnamon and chocolate syrup.
Speaker 2: Is the greatest thing ever. And for the main course, cheeseburger, cheeseburger,
Speaker 2: don't shake your head, Chris, don't shake your head. People
Speaker 2: shake their head when I say that because people try
Speaker 2: to get fancy and I'm white trashed, so I don't
Speaker 2: have worry about being fancy. And so when people will
Speaker 2: say when they say they say say, man, I want
Speaker 2: a steak, I want to say or I want lobster
Speaker 2: or something like that. And I love steak. I'm pro steak.
Speaker 2: You can call me mister meat. Actually, don't call me that.
Speaker 2: That was I wish I had thought of that. That
Speaker 2: didn't come out very well. And don't please don't call
Speaker 2: me mister meat. But I love steak. I love lobster.
Speaker 2: But you're telling me you have the perfect melty cheeseburger
Speaker 2: in front of you. You're telling me there's ever a
Speaker 2: superior option to that what Chris, Chris said, I'm not
Speaker 2: cooking it. If I request the world famous Jesse Kelly Berger,
Speaker 2: they may let me cook it. No, it's not gonna
Speaker 2: be the canteen. It's gonna be me. All right, I'll
Speaker 2: make my own cheeseburger. Chris. I think I know how
Speaker 2: I'm going to handle my death row better than you.
Speaker 2: I also know this, I know fourteen dollars is not
Speaker 2: a lot to ask when it comes to stopping child trafficking.
Speaker 2: American children are trafficked every day. American children are being
Speaker 2: trafficked around you. The average age is fourteen. They prey
Speaker 2: on these kids on these social media apps. Soon these
Speaker 2: kids find themselves suckered into sending pictures or even worse,
Speaker 2: God forbid, meeting up. And then it really, really really
Speaker 2: gets bad. The A Servo Project rescues these kids. They
Speaker 2: rescue the kids, and they make sure the guy's doing
Speaker 2: it go to prison for a very long time. That's
Speaker 2: what your fourteen dollars goes to. They ask for fourteen
Speaker 2: bucks a month to support the greatest cause, Asservo. The
Speaker 2: A Servo Project dot org is where you go. That's
Speaker 2: also where the tip line is if you're being traffied
Speaker 2: soor you need help reach out. Okay, the a Servoproject
Speaker 2: dot org.
Speaker 6: Go.
Speaker 2: Now it is the Jesse Kelly Show on an ass
Speaker 2: Doctor Jesse Friday. I can't believe I didn't play this earlier.
Speaker 2: Did you hear the old ladies at the view. They've
Speaker 2: had enough of these dak Ghani legals clogging up New
Speaker 2: York City.
Speaker 7: Frankly, you know, I think we need to find and
Speaker 7: we've dealt with this before. I lived in Miami. I
Speaker 7: was a migrant, an immigrant in Miami in the eighties.
Speaker 7: You'll remember when we had the Mariel boat lift. One
Speaker 7: hundred and twenty five thousand Cubans came in a matter
Speaker 7: of six months. It puts tremendous stress on a city,
Speaker 7: on a community, on the social services. They need to
Speaker 7: be resettled elsewhere, they need to be out with this
Speaker 7: massive country.
Speaker 8: Well, and it's only going to get worse with global
Speaker 8: warming and climate change because people can't live in certain
Speaker 8: parts of this world.
Speaker 4: Can you believe?
Speaker 2: Can you believe there are how many women, how many
Speaker 2: women sit down and watch that every day? What chance
Speaker 2: do you have to be anything but a complete and
Speaker 2: utter moron if you sit and consume that every day?
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, oracle. Since you're not drinking but heavy anymore,
Speaker 2: what's your new go to beer? It's from my Well,
Speaker 2: I'll be honest with you, just doing me talking. I
Speaker 2: don't drink very much anymore. It's a very rare thing
Speaker 2: for me now. Just kind of got away from it.
Speaker 2: Figured it's probably better to do less rather than more.
Speaker 2: So I don't drink very much anymore. If we do,
Speaker 2: it's almost always at a local brewery. Now. We have
Speaker 2: really cool local brewers here, most places do now. The
Speaker 2: micro brew thing is cool. You know how we talk
Speaker 2: about putting our money where our morals are all the time.
Speaker 2: The truth is, these big national chains, they're almost all crap.
Speaker 2: It's almost all ESGDI Pride month filth. It's almost all
Speaker 2: that stuff. And so I try to stay away from them.
Speaker 2: And if I can't find a flat out right wing business,
Speaker 2: I'll at least seek out a local business because the
Speaker 2: odds of them being on our team are more likely.
Speaker 2: The brewery we drink at here on occasion, but if
Speaker 2: we do go out for a beer or two, it'll
Speaker 2: be because there's a game on TV, or there's game
Speaker 2: night there. I know, how old do I sound. There's
Speaker 2: freaking board game night. We go play board games. But
Speaker 2: we'll just go out there for a reason and I'll
Speaker 2: have a beer to it's some local brewery. I'm just
Speaker 2: such a big fan of local anymore. And the hard part,
Speaker 2: this is what sucks about local is sometimes definitely not
Speaker 2: all the time, but sometimes locals more expensive. So you
Speaker 2: have to make this moral choice. Right and I'm not
Speaker 2: telling you I always make the right moral choice, but
Speaker 2: you have to make this moral choice of Man, my
Speaker 2: local hardware store, they've got the ant killer for a
Speaker 2: dollar more than I could. I could just go on
Speaker 2: Amazon and they'll deliver it to my house for a
Speaker 2: dollar less. And it's that's how do you make that call?
Speaker 2: I try to go local as much as humanly possible.
Speaker 2: And by the way, while I'm speaking of ants, I'm sorry,
Speaker 2: I'm tired of the lies that are being told by
Speaker 2: big ant in this country, these ant trap companies, and
Speaker 2: believe me, oh, I'm talking to all of them. If
Speaker 2: you're an ant trap company, I'm talking to you. Why
Speaker 2: do I feel justified talking to you, because no matter what,
Speaker 2: if you're an ant trap company, I have at least
Speaker 2: one of your ant traps in my home right now
Speaker 2: because I've bought every band you can possibly buy. I
Speaker 2: have these ant traps staged all over my house like
Speaker 2: they're freaking land mines in Afghanistan. And these ants are
Speaker 2: still alive. Then they say these lies on the packaging
Speaker 2: that all the ants are. They're gonna walk in here
Speaker 2: and they're gonna take the poison bait and they're gonna
Speaker 2: bring it back and the Queen's gonna eat it and
Speaker 2: then she'll die and everything will be fixed. That's a
Speaker 2: lie from the pit of hell. I don't even think
Speaker 2: there is a queen. I think this is all more
Speaker 2: junk science and fake because these ants, they're more numerous
Speaker 2: now than ever. I think it's just ant food in
Speaker 2: the ant traps. I don't even think they're even ending
Speaker 2: it's poisoned. What Chris, Of course, it's the perfect plan. Chris.
Speaker 2: Chris is right, it's the perfect plant. So you buy
Speaker 2: more ant traps. You know how many ant traps I
Speaker 2: bought at the beginning four. I hold on, let me
Speaker 2: think in one room alone that I can think of.
Speaker 2: In one room alone, I personally have placed eight traps.
Speaker 2: And that's in the past couple days. I bet you,
Speaker 2: I bet we own thirty ant traps. I bet we do.
Speaker 2: They are all over the house. The pantry has been unloaded, everything,
Speaker 2: and still I have ant bites. The ants are biting
Speaker 2: my toes when I sleep at night, they bite my legs.
Speaker 2: There's no queen. There's no queen. Oh wise, bald one.
Speaker 2: I've been listening to you for a few months. I'm
Speaker 2: a twenty eight year old father of one living in
Speaker 2: the communist paradise of Connecticut. You know what sucks? Connecticut
Speaker 2: is beautiful. I know that Chris has never been He's
Speaker 2: never left the state of Texas. Michael, have you ever
Speaker 2: been a Canecticut? You ever spend any time there? It's gorgeous.
Speaker 2: Connecticut's way cooled. They ruined all of our most beautiful places,
Speaker 2: like Portland and Seattle and Connecticut. Anyway, what with your
Speaker 2: thorough knowledge and enjoyment of history, have you ever considered
Speaker 2: applying to be a history teacher at a local school?
Speaker 2: I know this would fit well with your part time
Speaker 2: radio schedule. It is no doubt that the US school
Speaker 2: system could use more hardcore anti communist teachers, especially in
Speaker 2: the history department. What say you? You know, I've never
Speaker 2: thought about that. I'll tell you that's something when I
Speaker 2: retire one day, I could completely see myself doing I
Speaker 2: could see myself doing that on the side. I think
Speaker 2: that'd be fun. Why are you mocking me, Chris? Why
Speaker 2: do you think I would? You don't think I would
Speaker 2: do that. I would need way too much schooling. No,
Speaker 2: I'm not going back to school for it. I'm not
Speaker 2: going to do that. They were going to require me
Speaker 2: to go back to school. No, No, I'm just gonna
Speaker 2: be a teacher that doesn't require any schooling. How hard
Speaker 2: can that be? Come on, Chris, It's fine, that's fine.
Speaker 2: I'm not going back to school, Chris. You know what,
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Speaker 2: It is the Jesse Kelly Show on an ass doctor
Speaker 2: Jesse Friday. I remember you can email the show during
Speaker 2: the show Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com. Here's old Fauci.
Speaker 9: How worried are you that people will not follow advice
Speaker 9: to wear masks, if big If if we get.
Speaker 1: To that, I am concerned that people will not abide
Speaker 1: by recommendations. And we're not talking about mandate so forcing anybody.
Speaker 1: So I would hope that if in fact, we get
Speaker 1: to the point with a volume of cases as such,
Speaker 1: and organizations like the CDC recommend CDC doesn't mandate anything,
Speaker 1: I mean recommends.
Speaker 2: Oh, we don't mandate anything. See what he's doing now,
Speaker 2: a big old cya push. I would love to tell
Speaker 2: Jesse about my Bigfoot encounter, less than thirty feet a way,
Speaker 2: no trees, no brush, face to face. Would love for
Speaker 2: people to believe me, But it makes no difference. They're
Speaker 2: absolutely real, period. Why are you're such a skeptic? Chris?
Speaker 2: Why do you have to have that look on your
Speaker 2: pcause you didn't you didn't see what he saw. This
Speaker 2: is a dude who knows it. It's not a bear.
Speaker 2: Bigfoot doesn't look anything like a bear. I don't Why
Speaker 2: do you now? You know what's sad about this, Chris?
Speaker 2: What if this guy's telling the truth. You can't disprove
Speaker 2: what he's saying. You can't disprove what he's saying at all,
Speaker 2: and automatically you've called this man a liar. What does
Speaker 2: that make you? You believe he believes it? See now
Speaker 2: you're not only calling him a liar, you're disrespecting him
Speaker 2: and calling him some kind of a nutball who sees
Speaker 2: things like bigfoot. Now you're oh, so he's not a liar.
Speaker 2: He's just a crazy person. Chris. Now see that's me,
Speaker 2: that's see, that's not right. I believe you, buddy, I
Speaker 2: believe you. Chris doesn't Jesse. The old lady of me
Speaker 2: are empty nesters and we're now looking for possibly a
Speaker 2: pool behind camper. The only camping I've ever done is
Speaker 2: in a tent. As a former RV salesman, can you
Speaker 2: give me tips on what I should consider when it
Speaker 2: comes to buying? Yes, rent your fun. Rent your fun
Speaker 2: until you find the exact RV you want to buy.
Speaker 2: Go rent them because they'd appreciate like cars. Rent them
Speaker 2: for a while, figure out what you want to buy,
Speaker 2: then go buy one. Jesse, I read the USA has
Speaker 2: passed the tipping point as far as the national debt
Speaker 2: is concerned. The article stated, we're not able to pay
Speaker 2: the interest on the debt, what's next? But we can
Speaker 2: still pay the interest on the debt as it stands today.
Speaker 2: The problem is there are we have some things that
Speaker 2: are guaranteed, some costs coming that are guaranteed, things like Medicare, Medicaid,
Speaker 2: social Security. They have mathematical formulas where they can tell, now,
Speaker 2: based on how many people we are and inflation all
Speaker 2: these other things, they can calculate what the costs are
Speaker 2: going to be of those programs in the future, and
Speaker 2: they can calculate it with a lot of accuracy. It's
Speaker 2: not one hundred percent sure, but it's a ton of accuracy.
Speaker 2: These are called unfunded liabilities, meaning, hey, we have this
Speaker 2: social program. We have Look, social Security is a great example.
Speaker 2: We have this social program. You've been paying it in
Speaker 2: security your whole life. If you've ever been paying a
Speaker 2: paycheck or you've ever been given a paycheck, they're taking
Speaker 2: it out. You paid into Social Security. Now that's a liability.
Speaker 2: The government owes that to you. You paid in the
Speaker 2: government said the money will be there. The government owes
Speaker 2: that to you, except the money's not there. But it
Speaker 2: won't be I think it's twenty thirty four, twenty thirty five.
Speaker 2: She's running out. And this is the issue that people
Speaker 2: don't want to talk about because it's so boring. It's
Speaker 2: so boring, and it doesn't really seem real. But there's
Speaker 2: going to be nothing that feels more real than this.
Speaker 2: When that money runs out, these programs are going to
Speaker 2: start getting cut. And that's what Americans have never experienced,
Speaker 2: because we always just kept ringing up more debt and
Speaker 2: more debt and more debt. Oh, we don't have to
Speaker 2: cut it. We don't have to cut this, We don't
Speaker 2: have to cut that. But once your debt gets to
Speaker 2: a place where you can't really cover the interest on
Speaker 2: it anymore, where you're gonna start defaulting on loans, where
Speaker 2: you're gonna start not paying your bills, you don't have
Speaker 2: that choice anymore. The option to just take on more
Speaker 2: debt gets taken away from you. And we're heading towards
Speaker 2: that place fast where the option will be taken away
Speaker 2: from us. And once that option is taken away, the
Speaker 2: programs go away completely. No, probably not right away. They'll
Speaker 2: try to avoid that. So what will they do when
Speaker 2: it comes to like Social Security? They're going to jack
Speaker 2: up the retirement age. First, it'll be a couple of years,
Speaker 2: then it'll be a couple more, then it'll be a
Speaker 2: couple more soon. Oh sure, we'll give you a solfach
Speaker 2: of security once you turn eighty. They're also never going
Speaker 2: to give you any kind of cost of living increase up. Sorry,
Speaker 2: no cola for you, no cost of living increase. And
Speaker 2: here's here's the really, really bad part about it. When
Speaker 2: it gets to that point, they have no choice. You
Speaker 2: can get mad and yell at them all you want,
Speaker 2: and everyone will yell. Not you but Norman, Norm, who
Speaker 2: doesn't have any clue about this stuff. When you bring
Speaker 2: this stuff up to him, he said, Oh, I don't
Speaker 2: want to talk about politics. You see the game last night.
Speaker 2: Norm will be the first one screaming at you when
Speaker 2: that Social Security check stops coming or gets reduced. How
Speaker 2: did this happen? How did this happen? And then you'll
Speaker 2: be able to tell Norm what what are you going
Speaker 2: to tell him? You voted for this? Normal?
Speaker 9: The Treasury Department saying that the federal deficit right now
Speaker 9: is up twenty two percent from a year ago. It's
Speaker 9: currently year today at one point six trillion dollars and
Speaker 9: still rising. I mean we're spending more than we're taking.
Speaker 2: That's the thing. It's not just where we're at and
Speaker 2: where we're going. It's that nobody's changing anything at all.
Speaker 2: We're not changing direction here. The debt, it's just the
Speaker 2: worst thing in the world to talk about because no
Speaker 2: one wants to talk about it. Nobody cares, and you
Speaker 2: can't get through to people that when that problem comes,
Speaker 2: and it's a guarantee that it'll come, it's all we're
Speaker 2: going to talk about. The great bald Oracle. I'm tired
Speaker 2: of the climate change cult. We've been fed climate pool
Speaker 2: for decades. If climate change was real, the banks, it
Speaker 2: wouldn't be given out thirty year loans, so on and
Speaker 2: so well, yeah, of course, it's all climate change is
Speaker 2: about destruction. Remember the different branches of American communism, they
Speaker 2: really have different missions on what they're supposed to destroy.
Speaker 2: They do the quote civil rights, the Al Sharpton people
Speaker 2: that cry racism about everything, that tear down statues of
Speaker 2: Christopher Columbus. That's aboutoing your history and making you ashamed
Speaker 2: of it. Your country's racist, your country's evil, you should
Speaker 2: hate America. That's that's their wing, the LGBTQ demon mob.
Speaker 2: They're trying. Their job is to allow the government to
Speaker 2: destroy your church, which the government wants to do. That's
Speaker 2: really their their main job. And their other main job
Speaker 2: is to destroy the American family, the nuclear family. We
Speaker 2: cannot have strong nuclear families. Strong nuclear families are the
Speaker 2: ultimate enemy of authoritarianism of communist governments. That's why they
Speaker 2: always try to infiltrate and break up the family. Now,
Speaker 2: the climate change people, the genocidal monsters, they're there to
Speaker 2: destroy all prosperity everything. That's their goal. They don't have
Speaker 2: a different goal. It's not to save anything. It's not
Speaker 2: to save the planet or the whales or anything else.
Speaker 2: Their goal is to destroy all prosperity, your heat, your
Speaker 2: air conditioning, your gas powered car, your clothes, your economy,
Speaker 2: your everything. That's the beauty of all this climate change
Speaker 2: genocide stuff for these people. It really puts them into everything.
Speaker 2: They are given the freedom to get into everything. Freaking
Speaker 2: evil people, Man Jesse, what about an entire clothing line
Speaker 2: of trailer parks anti communist wife beaters and cutoff jeans, shorts,
Speaker 2: shower shoes and trucker caps. Why is everybody making fun
Speaker 2: of my anti communist do rag idea? That's one? Two.
Speaker 2: Do you think I would somehow be above having a
Speaker 2: trailer park line do you even know who I am?
Speaker 2: I've lived in a mobile home before. I have no
Speaker 2: problem with that. Those are my freaking people, pal, those
Speaker 2: are my people. I like me a good wife beater
Speaker 2: and Andre What No, I didn't the shirt? The shirt
Speaker 2: I'm talking about. They're super comfortable. I'm not talking about
Speaker 2: eye turner. I'm not quite focus anyway. I like your idea.
Speaker 2: You know what, everybody needs their own anti communist do rag.
Speaker 2: You can put that on as soon as you're done
Speaker 2: drying off with your MyPillow six piece towel set when
Speaker 2: you get out of the shower. Look, seriously, we talk
Speaker 2: about putting our money where our morals are. We were
Speaker 2: just going over this again. One of the best ways
Speaker 2: we can do this is to seek out the companies
Speaker 2: that don't just avoid doing woke stuff. What about the
Speaker 2: companies that use their money, use the money you spend
Speaker 2: with them to fight on your behalf. How many companies
Speaker 2: do you know of that fight harder for the things
Speaker 2: you want than my pillow? Is there one? I don't
Speaker 2: think there's one that exists. Mike Lindell has spent millions
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Speaker 2: zero five four four. We have so much more. We
Speaker 2: still have more than an hour. Hang on the Jesse
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Speaker 2: Remember this, Remember they download or they upload I'm sorry
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Speaker 2: when the show's done. If you miss even a minute,
Speaker 2: go download it iHeart Google, Spotify, iTunes. The iHeartRadio app
Speaker 2: is free. Also, remember you can email me Jesse at
Speaker 2: Jesse kellyshow dot com. I'm trying to set a record
Speaker 2: this Friday with ask Doctor Jesse. Questions answered because Chris
Speaker 2: was really mean and said some really hurtful stuff before
Speaker 2: the show about how I only got to like four
Speaker 2: questions last week. That's not entirely fair either, Chris. I
Speaker 2: ended up getting a little bit sidetracks.
Speaker 6: My focus is just stay focused.
Speaker 2: With the history stuff last week. And I don't know
Speaker 2: about you, Pow. I didn't hear any complaining, did you, hello,
Speaker 2: Chief peach fuzz head. That's not nice. What's the hierarchy
Speaker 2: of road trip snacks? I'm big on beef, jerky and
Speaker 2: sunflower seeds, and I know chips have a top spot.
Speaker 2: Here's my problem with sunflower seeds on a road trip.
Speaker 2: It's not that I'm against them. I don't like having
Speaker 2: to have a spitter in the car to spit all
Speaker 2: the seeds out in It's one it's kind of gross.
Speaker 2: I don't want to come off like a chick here,
Speaker 2: but it's kind of gross. And okay, so I have
Speaker 2: to spit, and then the little seeds getting I'm out
Speaker 2: on the sunflower seeds and I'm gonna say something else,
Speaker 2: and I know I'm gonna catch heat for it. It's fine,
Speaker 2: it's fine. It's my job to say hard truths out here.
Speaker 2: Hard truths. You know why?
Speaker 4: You know, freedom is not free.
Speaker 2: That's why beef jerky, isn't that good? It's not. It's not. No,
Speaker 2: I've I've had good beef jerky. I'm not anti beef jerky.
Speaker 2: If you give me a piece, I'm not gonna recoil
Speaker 2: in horror, but I'll be frank the jew s ain't
Speaker 2: worth the squeeze. Sometimes it's not. I don't mind having
Speaker 2: to chew a little bit on a piece of meat.
Speaker 2: I don't want to have to sit there and gnaw
Speaker 2: on it without end, like I'm some kind of cow
Speaker 2: on the frozen tundra trying to get to the I
Speaker 2: don't need to. My jaw doesn't need that kind of workout. No,
Speaker 2: thank you, And beef chure what Chris? What? What? No?
Speaker 2: I don't need to up my chalk levels. That has
Speaker 2: nothing to do with the issue that. Come on, everyone
Speaker 2: knows what I just said is true. You know what's
Speaker 2: superior to beef jerky. You know it's better than beef jerky,
Speaker 2: The beef sticks, like the like the sausage like slim
Speaker 2: gems and stuff like that. Only you can get with
Speaker 2: different ones. What, Michael, it's not a child version, that's
Speaker 2: the adult version of it. That's the adult version. No, Well,
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. It's not a strong man competition when I'm
Speaker 2: getting gas station snacks. That's why I don't want beef jerky.
Speaker 2: What Chris, what do I eat? We want chips? First
Speaker 2: of all, there's chips. Two. I go to BUCkies when
Speaker 2: we do any road tripping down here, which I'm generally
Speaker 2: against road tripping. I'm not out there with all the
Speaker 2: women drivers, but generally against it. But we go to
Speaker 2: BUCkies and there is always some chips, cup of coffee.
Speaker 2: Cup of coffee is the ultimate road trip that's part
Speaker 2: of your road trip snack thing. BUCkies has a Philly
Speaker 2: Cheese steak burrito now Philly Cheese steak burrito fantastic. And
Speaker 2: the burrito is superior when you're behind the road because
Speaker 2: you can use one hand come all of that thing down,
Speaker 2: and you don't risk if it's not too messy, you
Speaker 2: don't risk making any kind of a big mess. I
Speaker 2: know it's a snack, Chris. I didn't say it was
Speaker 2: a meal, did it. That is a snack last time
Speaker 2: I was snacking on it. So I'm a chips man.
Speaker 2: I'm a chips man. I don't generally do candy. I'm
Speaker 2: not huge on candy anyway, But I'm chips. I'll go chips. Now.
Speaker 2: When I say chips, you should understand that I have
Speaker 2: impulse control problems. I don't get like a bag of chips.
Speaker 2: I'll get two or three bags of chips. I go
Speaker 2: all in on the chips. What Chris beaver nuggets? Chris
Speaker 2: the audience says that people who don't live in Texas
Speaker 2: don't know what that is. Beaver nuggets are kind of
Speaker 2: light snacks that you get at BUCkies down here. I
Speaker 2: love them. I get the white chatter ones and I
Speaker 2: just destroy them. But once I have that kind of
Speaker 2: junk food, I always make sure I'm prioritizing getting some
Speaker 2: decent food in me at the end of the trip.
Speaker 2: Why because we can't survive on empty calories, can we?
Speaker 2: You agree with that, don't you? So why then do
Speaker 2: we only give our dogs dog food? It's just empty calories,
Speaker 2: that's all it is. It's dead food. That's why dog
Speaker 2: food is brown. They kill everything in it. Your dog
Speaker 2: can't survive on chips and be for nuggies. Your dog
Speaker 2: needs real nutrition. Give your dog rough greens. Pour it
Speaker 2: on your dog's food. It's created by a naturopathic doctor
Speaker 2: Dennis Black is the name green Beret fought for this country,
Speaker 2: and you pour it on the food. And what it
Speaker 2: does is it gives your dog all the nutrition they need.
Speaker 2: That's it. That's all they need. Vitamins, minerals, probiotics, omega oils,
Speaker 2: digestive enzymes. All you have to do is give them
Speaker 2: a call and give it a try, because they give
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Speaker 2: to Roughgreens dot com slash Jesse. All right, I still
Speaker 2: can't get over this a little bit on.
Speaker 7: The view Frankly, you know, I think we need to
Speaker 7: find and we've dealt with this before. I lived in Miami.
Speaker 7: I was a migrant, an immigrant in Miami in the eighties.
Speaker 7: You'll remember when we had the Mariel boat lift. One
Speaker 7: hundred and twenty five thousand Cubans came in a matter
Speaker 7: of six months. It puts tremendous stress on a city,
Speaker 7: on a community, on the social services. They need to
Speaker 7: be resettled elsewhere.
Speaker 5: This massive country.
Speaker 8: Well, and it's only going to get worse with global
Speaker 8: warming and climate change because people can't live in certain
Speaker 8: parts of this world.
Speaker 2: What do you think the collective IQ is of those
Speaker 2: ladies Gosh dear soon to be Shiloh and monk choolin
Speaker 2: schoolIn monk choolin anyway. Look, I'm not I'm not Chinese anyway.
Speaker 2: I know you've said before on the world famous Jesse
Speaker 2: Kelly Show that if the martial arts you practice is
Speaker 2: not represented in mixed martial arts, it is worthless. I
Speaker 2: was curious if you studied a specific discipline or style
Speaker 2: of martial arts. I love your show. I learned how
Speaker 2: to play taps on my base and we'll play it
Speaker 2: for your hair. You know, that's not very nice. I
Speaker 2: thought that was going to be a really nice email,
Speaker 2: and then at the end it ended up being mean
Speaker 2: because I ended up buzzing my hair off. I've done
Speaker 2: a few things. I'm definitely not an expert on any
Speaker 2: of them. I've done a few things. A bit of grappling,
Speaker 2: a little bit of grappling, some boxing, some kickboxing, a
Speaker 2: little bit of kung fu when I was younger, A
Speaker 2: few things like that. Yeah, a few things, Jesse. I
Speaker 2: agree with your analysis on them. Wanting to send the
Speaker 2: right to war, he's talking about World War III. I
Speaker 2: think you missed one important part. For those that draft
Speaker 2: dodge or help their kids draft dodge, they will be
Speaker 2: locked up. We need Red States to step up now
Speaker 2: or we in huge trouble. See this is one of
Speaker 2: those things that's too far in the future, so it
Speaker 2: doesn't seem real, So nobody thinks we have to be
Speaker 2: proactive about this. But I'm telling you this is something
Speaker 2: the Red States are going to have to think about
Speaker 2: and consider. What if these are irresponsible people? What if
Speaker 2: they really do get us into World War three.
Speaker 5: The President has I think been too slow to keep
Speaker 5: the commitments that he's made publicly, but at least he's
Speaker 5: supporting the effort. I think he could have done it
Speaker 5: more skillfully, but he is supporting the effort, and I
Speaker 5: intend to continue to support it. I hope the majority
Speaker 5: of my college will feel the same way.
Speaker 2: Here's the Secretary of Stay.
Speaker 6: You're transferring to Ukraine assets seized from sanctioned Russian oligarchs,
Speaker 6: which will now be used to support Ukrainian military veterans.
Speaker 6: Those who have enabled Putin's war regression should pay for it.
Speaker 6: We're continuing life saving umounter Train Assistance emergency shelter for
Speaker 6: those whose homes Russian has destroyed medical support and healthcare
Speaker 6: for survivors of relentless Russian missile attacks and shelling, food,
Speaker 6: clean drinking water generators for communities. Today, we're committing an
Speaker 6: additional two hundred and six million dollars toward that effort,
Speaker 6: much of which is dedicated to helping the more than
Speaker 6: six million Ukrainians who are displaced by Russia's war.
Speaker 2: So, what happens if Russia starts shooting back starting to
Speaker 2: threaten that a lot? What happens if they start shooting back?
Speaker 2: We have a military that's not even coming close to
Speaker 2: meeting its rooting numbers. It's wild to think about, right,
Speaker 2: you know what else is wild? We still have an
Speaker 2: hour left. Are you ready? Hang on