Speaker 1: What is it body dysmorphius in?
Speaker 2: What does that mean? I think I'm fat all the time. Yes, well,
Speaker 2: I mean anyway.
Speaker 1: Live from the Farmland Fresh Dairy Studios, this is Serial Killers.
Speaker 2: No Andy, Hi, Scott, welcome.
Speaker 1: How are you today?
Speaker 2: You're a year older today? Yeah, I am congratulations.
Speaker 1: The grades are coming in. No, you still look good, dude, No,
Speaker 1: I got grays.
Speaker 2: No, you just have bald spots.
Speaker 1: You're no, I have bald spots.
Speaker 2: I looked like that probably ten years ago, and then
Speaker 2: all of a sudden, I was like, woof, woof. Now
Speaker 2: more salt than pepper. Oh cute. I love that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but when I put like when I put gel in
Speaker 2: my hair, you can't see it as much. Hold on,
Speaker 2: that's a tip for all you hold on salt.
Speaker 1: Get hit by this, alswer this.
Speaker 2: Let's just let Celia know that we're recording. Okay, Oh boy,
Speaker 2: there's noises everywhere, there's phone is ringing, there's kids arriving
Speaker 2: at school. There's lots of things going on here. Anyway,
Speaker 2: this is Serial Killers. It's the podcast where we try
Speaker 2: cereal and we let you know whether it's good enough
Speaker 2: for you to buy. We write it on a five
Speaker 2: bowl system half bowls we call spoons, just in case
Speaker 2: you've never been here before. And this is the podcast
Speaker 2: where we think inside the box because you know, cereals
Speaker 2: in a box. Sometimes it's in a bag, but most
Speaker 2: of the time in a box.
Speaker 1: That was a good time filler. Okay, let's get to
Speaker 1: today's episode.
Speaker 2: All right. Anyway, Andrews, So not too long ago, I
Speaker 2: was on a wonderful road trip with my daughter Cooper.
Speaker 2: Fun because she still likes to do things with me.
Speaker 1: Okay, So we drove.
Speaker 2: Down to see my car seat. Of course, yes, she
Speaker 2: buckled into the car seat in the Backshe always had
Speaker 2: her apple juice at and also the apples Squeeze sauce.
Speaker 1: Oh, she loves that one.
Speaker 2: The go Go squeeze is her favorite.
Speaker 1: Go Go squeeze is good because it's not it's a cinnamon.
Speaker 1: There's no solid in there. She's not ready for solid,
Speaker 1: that's right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, and I had extra diapers. We were
Speaker 2: good horse. Of course, it was wonderful, mister ed Okay,
Speaker 2: isn't that a horse? Yeah, never mind. Anyway, so we
Speaker 2: took a road trip. We saw some of my good
Speaker 2: high school friends down in South Carolina, bluffed in to
Speaker 2: be exact, and we hit up Hilton Head Island. We'll
Speaker 2: talk about all this in a bull chat. Well, you
Speaker 2: actually heard about it last week anyway. So went to
Speaker 2: supermarket because that's what I do when I'm out of
Speaker 2: the area.
Speaker 1: You were very happy about this. Oh my god, I
Speaker 1: texted me the whole time. Yes, eighteen box is a
Speaker 1: cereal curation complete.
Speaker 2: That's right. I did three episodes while I was there.
Speaker 1: That's incredible.
Speaker 2: Went to food Lion, went to the Public's okay, and
Speaker 2: went to Harris Teeter. Harris Teeter, yep. And what's the
Speaker 2: other one we went to. I don't know. There was
Speaker 2: another one?
Speaker 1: Okay, the other one Publics.
Speaker 2: No, I said, Publics. There was one. Oh, I'm so upset.
Speaker 2: I can't think of it. It's just another one Harrison Ford's, No,
Speaker 2: I said, Harris Teeter.
Speaker 1: The one the wind Dixie.
Speaker 2: No, they don't have wind Dixies there. Whatever it is, Oh, Kroger, Croger, Kroger, Yeah,
Speaker 2: they don't have those around here. So it's exciting. It's
Speaker 2: exciting to go to different supermarkets, for sure, you don't care.
Speaker 1: I was in the whole the shop, right in the
Speaker 1: organic section, and they had a whole bunch of cereals
Speaker 1: that we hadn't tried yet, but I didn't buy them.
Speaker 2: Of course you didn't, were you. So when you go
Speaker 2: when you travel, okay, so when you travel places, for me,
Speaker 2: it's a supermarkets. Are there are other things that you
Speaker 2: like to see when you're on vacation like that we
Speaker 2: don't have here in this area.
Speaker 1: Not really. I like to go sight seeing. That kind
Speaker 1: of does it for me? Well, for me, it's like
Speaker 1: the trains are nice, like going on like their metro
Speaker 1: to choose. Yeah, it's a little bit of the.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna say it all right. Well, so we
Speaker 2: did go to the South Carolina Walmart. Yeah, and I
Speaker 2: was disappointed because there was nothing new until we got
Speaker 2: toward the end of the aisle and there was a
Speaker 2: box covering something. I'm like, wait a minute, I see
Speaker 2: something behind there that is unfamiliar to me, and so
Speaker 2: I pushed that box aside and I found it. Andrew,
Speaker 2: I did not even know that this was a thing.
Speaker 2: I bet you didn't either. I bet you I didn't,
Speaker 2: because if I didn't.
Speaker 1: You.
Speaker 2: Look at that Buddy special K zero strawberry cream crem
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say cream crem okay, because the little thing
Speaker 2: is on there. Yeah, cram'd I had regular special ky
Speaker 2: they had strawberries cream and these flakes. No, they're balls, Okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't think I've ever had a special K ball.
Speaker 2: You absolutely If you check Serial KILLERSPC dot com Andrew,
Speaker 2: you'll see that you had Special K balls before. What
Speaker 2: are they called Special K protein zero whatever? Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 2: you're so done with me. I love it. I love it.
Speaker 2: You're just so over me.
Speaker 1: At least we're not arguing like we used to.
Speaker 2: Could you imagine if we were brothers?
Speaker 1: No? No, absolutely not. And I already got rid of
Speaker 1: one twin that I was supposed to have, and I'll
Speaker 1: do it again.
Speaker 2: Oh that's right. You killed it in the wound yep,
Speaker 2: kicked it out yep. So this has four grams of
Speaker 2: net carbs. I don't know if that's good or bad,
Speaker 2: eighteen grams of protein. They make it sound good, but
Speaker 2: who knows. And five grams of fiber and is deliciously
Speaker 2: crispy crunch.
Speaker 1: Oh you didn't get this for you didn't Did you
Speaker 1: bring this for Cooper to read?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: I was gonna bring it to the score when I
Speaker 2: read to the school, but I start reading level now.
Speaker 2: So these actually, I believe Andrews, since this is Kellogg's.
Speaker 2: Look at these and tell me what machine you think
Speaker 2: that they were made on.
Speaker 1: Oh that's the cookie cream cookies, cookie crisps.
Speaker 2: Not even in the same state, Andrew, different company.
Speaker 1: Oh that's the applejacks.
Speaker 2: These look like corn pops. Look at them. Yeah, they
Speaker 2: look just like corn and they just blew some strawberry
Speaker 2: cream on it.
Speaker 1: That Look at that spike from hitting the mic.
Speaker 2: Oh sorry, I hope it can just deafen you someone driving.
Speaker 1: Just so it smells good?
Speaker 2: It does. It smells like natural strawberries, a natural natural
Speaker 2: flavor with other natural flavors.
Speaker 1: Let's comment down, toots. Well, I'm not saying it smells
Speaker 1: like a natural natural a strawberry.
Speaker 2: About this anyway, Heading back to the Farmland Fresh Dairy's fridge.
Speaker 1: Okay, what do you think we're using today?
Speaker 2: Andrew?
Speaker 1: Guess that milk pull h two percent reduced fat milk.
Speaker 2: Yeah, did you look?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Check it out?
Speaker 1: Oh, thank you.
Speaker 2: You're welcome. I used a little bit for my coffee
Speaker 2: yesterday and today. I hope you don't mind. So it's
Speaker 2: not a brand new container.
Speaker 1: That's fine. Wow, that is fragrant. All right, strawberry crim
Speaker 1: special case zero. Let's try it.
Speaker 2: Zero added sugar. That's what the zero's for. Oh, very
Speaker 2: stick right in the beginning.
Speaker 1: Huh m.
Speaker 2: Definitely has the corn pop consistency, but it's like a
Speaker 2: styrofoam piece with some artificial things on it. It has
Speaker 2: that weird flavor.
Speaker 1: Like the casa or whatever it is.
Speaker 2: But I don't stuff. It's got a monk fruit after taste. Well,
Speaker 2: because the zero added sugar, there's got to be one
Speaker 2: of those things in here. Yeah, let's see sweet protein,
Speaker 2: pea protein. There you go. This is not a speller
Speaker 2: pressed canola oil, modified foods, alouo syrup, lentil protein. Oh,
Speaker 2: it's got all the crap that those ones. We don't like.
Speaker 1: Two bowls. That is not good. It's too it's like
Speaker 1: overly sweet and at the same time cardboard.
Speaker 3: Ye.
Speaker 1: And then it also is just like not good.
Speaker 2: It's not sweet. That's the thing. It's a weird thing. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's artificially it gets a bowl in a spoon. I
Speaker 2: don't really like it that much. I wanted to.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Same. The smell is good, but you should know by
Speaker 1: the smell that if it's overly sweet smelling, it's probably
Speaker 1: gonna be disgusting.
Speaker 2: Plus, you know, when you think special, okay, you think
Speaker 2: crispy flake. So it kind of throws it off a
Speaker 2: little bit. I mean that's what I think it special
Speaker 2: okay always means flakes to me. Yeah, for sure. It's
Speaker 2: in shorts today, first time this year. Wow. Look at
Speaker 2: those legs. I mean, it's may I know, I got
Speaker 2: a tan them up.
Speaker 1: Oh you're showing showing some leg on the camera.
Speaker 2: Look at that. Look at them.
Speaker 1: This is gonna get us some YouTube bucks.
Speaker 2: Look at that showing the legs. Look at the tan line.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, oh oh wait, donn, that's pink panther. That's
Speaker 2: not sexy music. Get out of here.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's sexy pink panther music.
Speaker 2: All right. So also, while I was in South Carolina, Now,
Speaker 2: when we over to Hilton Head Island, that's like over
Speaker 2: the bridge, you know, so over there they have uh,
Speaker 2: the Sweet Frog. That's the yogurt store that Cooper likes.
Speaker 2: She can eat it because it's not solid. Yeah yet. No.
Speaker 2: So when in that same shopping center there's a Harris Teeter,
Speaker 2: which is a supermarket chain down south is Harris Teeter
Speaker 2: a guy. I'm sure Harris Teeter just sounds like a
Speaker 2: very old guy who doesn't want you on his porch.
Speaker 2: I think he has I feel like he had that
Speaker 2: Olga version groceries.
Speaker 1: I just may leave myself.
Speaker 2: He had one of those old hairsh tater pickup trucks
Speaker 2: with like the the wooden slats on the side.
Speaker 1: That's what I picture, Harris Tee. That's how the produce
Speaker 1: gets to there. Yeah, with the hay in the back,
Speaker 1: the hey, yeah for sure, right, Harris. And the crates
Speaker 1: of apples the round what do you call them? Barrels? Barrels,
Speaker 1: no pickles? Would you call them crates?
Speaker 2: No? You get a of apples a crate, no bushel apples, bushels.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we have the finest produce.
Speaker 2: Hersh I tell you. When Cubby and I went to
Speaker 2: visit his mom in Virginia Beach, there was a Harris
Speaker 2: Teater speaking of fine produce. The watermelons were on sale.
Speaker 2: So we bought a whole watermelon and we threw.
Speaker 1: It out of a window and it hit a cop car.
Speaker 2: Didn't hit a cop car, but we went like we
Speaker 2: went seventy miles an hour. I threw it out the
Speaker 2: sunroof on the road and it splattered.
Speaker 1: Everywhere those through the day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, man ninety you wouldn't get it.
Speaker 1: Man, we need to do the craziest stuff.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 1: We would buy a full price watermelon. Man, it was
Speaker 1: on sale. Man, we waited for discounts because that's what
Speaker 1: radical New age kids did.
Speaker 2: Bag me sound like teaching chim And then.
Speaker 1: We threw it out the window. Man, we were just anarchists.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 1: You wouldn't get it though.
Speaker 2: Man. Then we went back the next day in video
Speaker 2: taped to.
Speaker 1: We did it again. Bro, we went back and filmed ourselves.
Speaker 1: We spent more money at the grocery store and then
Speaker 1: threw it out of a car.
Speaker 2: We know what a waste.
Speaker 1: You didn't know anarchy, fight the system.
Speaker 3: Bro.
Speaker 2: Can't do that now, Yeah, I can't do it now.
Speaker 1: Kids don't know. They don't know that life anyway, Me
Speaker 1: had skateboards drove away.
Speaker 2: I never skateboarded. I was scared.
Speaker 1: I know you'd fall on your face.
Speaker 2: I was very scared.
Speaker 1: You rollerbladed, which makes it even better.
Speaker 2: No skates, roller.
Speaker 1: Skates short roller skates. You let me tell you the
Speaker 1: short that you probably wore. Push it up mores.
Speaker 2: In the eighties there were short shorts.
Speaker 1: Yep, I could see it.
Speaker 2: So anyway, Harris Teeter gives us cosmic marshmallow cereal. Can
Speaker 2: you guess, Andrew.
Speaker 1: Uh, that's cookie crisp just kidding. It's lucky Charms.
Speaker 2: And while we were there in South Carolina staying at
Speaker 2: my friend's house, cooper ate all their lucky charms.
Speaker 3: Well, hair Peter makes cosmic marshmallows. He doesn't believe in space,
Speaker 3: but Harris Teeter wants you.
Speaker 2: To know, stupid bag man, you can't even open it.
Speaker 2: Who are you? That was horrific?
Speaker 1: What kind of bag terror is that?
Speaker 2: It was bad?
Speaker 1: If that were me, I would have been kicked off
Speaker 1: the show.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean all right, for many other reasons also,
Speaker 2: So these are just they're triangles and squares, the cereal
Speaker 2: pieces which are odd, and the marshmallows are quite cosmic.
Speaker 2: I see stars and crowns, right, And what is this?
Speaker 2: Is this?
Speaker 1: Look at the box?
Speaker 2: Is this corn?
Speaker 1: I don't know what that is. That's a little inappropriate.
Speaker 1: Let's see, they don't tell you what any of them are. No,
Speaker 1: it's not like a Lucky Charms, So it's just a
Speaker 1: green blob Orange Crown Farm.
Speaker 2: The fresh areas two percent reduced fat milk with on
Speaker 2: the container. We did never name her, did we, Henrietta? Okay,
Speaker 2: perfect wine, A lot of marshmallows. So much stuff here? What?
Speaker 2: What's no matter? Scott? What do you got in there?
Speaker 1: Plastic?
Speaker 2: Oh? I did that? Sorry? Just from that? Okay, yeah, no,
Speaker 2: it's from the it's from the box tear. Yeah. Look
Speaker 2: see it all came apart. Yeah. Yeah, here's more.
Speaker 1: You think that's nice? I give this four bowls. It's
Speaker 1: not as good as a Lucky charm. I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: say it.
Speaker 2: I agree with you. It's not quite as good, but
Speaker 2: it's up there, so for me, it gets four bowls
Speaker 2: and a spoon.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I actually would prefer some more marshmallows. I think enough.
Speaker 2: Like if you give me the bag of Lucky tom
Speaker 2: with marshmallows over there, I'd like to add some more.
Speaker 1: We don't do that here. No, you're right, it's a remix.
Speaker 1: We don't remix how cereals look.
Speaker 2: The cereal pieces are nice and not quite as crunchy
Speaker 2: as your lucky charms. But it's not bad.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not It's not bad for the most part.
Speaker 2: We have found that all knockoff lucky charms are pretty good.
Speaker 3: So if you're in the area, stop, buy your hairs
Speaker 3: tater and get yourself some cosmic marshmallow cereal today.
Speaker 1: That's harrish Tater different.
Speaker 2: You're such a weirdo, man, am I? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Hey, guess what what? We should take a commercial break?
Speaker 1: But before we go, yes, guess what what? See this?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you gotta light it on fire.
Speaker 1: Fight the system. Bro, we gotta go to commercials.
Speaker 2: You gotta run it over. That's the cool part.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's so cute.
Speaker 2: It's the right thing to do, and we're bad. Wow.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're gonna run over that.
Speaker 2: Can can't wait? Can videotape it?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 2: Post it for those views?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're gonna post it. Whoa.
Speaker 2: I should go back in all my videotapes.
Speaker 1: And then convert them and then upload them.
Speaker 2: And make segments. Yeah, and make little vignettes.
Speaker 1: Except I have a feeling that if you go back
Speaker 1: and rewatch them, Yeah, it's gonna be the lamest thing
Speaker 1: you ever watched. We put baloney on his face.
Speaker 2: I still think it's funny.
Speaker 1: It was crazy.
Speaker 2: Shaving cream actually.
Speaker 1: Wait, you shaving cream and put it on.
Speaker 2: A face what I think people would laugh at it
Speaker 2: or do you think it's because we know that them.
Speaker 1: When your competition was Jackass where they were literally like
Speaker 1: we were before them again Jackass who would literally launch
Speaker 1: people out of cannon.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we started, and yours is like we rode over
Speaker 2: with our bikes. We started it.
Speaker 1: Though you started Jackass.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm done. We did it before them.
Speaker 1: We did it before then.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we put shaving cream on our hands and it
Speaker 1: would slap each other with it. Never thought of before
Speaker 1: it was new age.
Speaker 2: I hate you got a new age girl?
Speaker 3: Damn what you like?
Speaker 2: You know who saying that yellow card? No? Dead eye dick?
Speaker 2: Who dead eye dick? New age girl? Oh great song?
Speaker 2: Sounds it ninety three ish?
Speaker 1: Oh got it?
Speaker 2: I was two. I used to request it on the
Speaker 2: Q one O uh whatever?
Speaker 1: And Cedar Rapids Oh nice yep, Cedar rapids reference for
Speaker 1: those listening, Michelle, make sure your BINGO card is checked off.
Speaker 2: Anyway, I always stay fair on the way man, August,
Speaker 2: we should go. I want to go.
Speaker 1: Listen. If you're in the Iowa area and you want
Speaker 1: us to come, answer us.
Speaker 2: On everybody wants us to come. It's just can we
Speaker 2: I don't know, it's a week of like August seventh
Speaker 2: or something like that.
Speaker 1: I would go. I've never been to the fair.
Speaker 2: Oh, it is wonderful. It really is a lot of fun.
Speaker 1: That you're in your farmer era. People will start talking
Speaker 1: to you and you'll be like, ye, yes, yeah, we
Speaker 1: got one of them.
Speaker 2: Back right in. Dude, I'm gonna get my red wings
Speaker 2: and I'm just gonna like, I'll fit right in. I'll
Speaker 2: sit on the John Deere tire and sign autographs.
Speaker 1: I just open the damn bag. I'm done.
Speaker 2: So it's Cascadian farm honey, cashew granola. I also found
Speaker 2: this in South Carolina. This episode brought to you by
Speaker 2: South Carolina.
Speaker 1: What's their state motto?
Speaker 2: It's the Palmetto State?
Speaker 1: Is that their motto?
Speaker 2: I don't know what the motto is, but they are
Speaker 2: the Palmetto State. Do you know what a palmetto is?
Speaker 1: A palmetto bug?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 2: I know, but it's the tree. Oh on the license plate?
Speaker 2: Is the tree?
Speaker 1: What was it looking up? South Carolina state motto?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not sure if we're gonna like it or not.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this could get into some city territory, all right.
Speaker 1: The state's two mottos surrounded around the two old. On
Speaker 1: the left is animous o busk It's Latin Latin meaning
Speaker 1: prepared in mind and resources. On the right doom spiro
Speaker 1: spiro meaning while I breathe, I hope in the live
Speaker 1: laugh love sign. Is that state motto I always hope
Speaker 1: and breathe. Yeah, I hope, so for.
Speaker 2: Another breath that's all you can do. Right, So, Cascadian Farm,
Speaker 2: you know you remember who makes this right?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: Who?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 2: Kellogg's no, General Mills, Yes, yes, Kelloggs makes the casche
Speaker 2: hashi right. So they all make like a healthy one,
Speaker 2: healthy or supposedly healthy one. Do you want to read?
Speaker 2: What's in there? While I pour the fond the fresh
Speaker 2: aries two percent reduced fat.
Speaker 1: Gray notes, cane sugar, sunflower oil, sorry renee pea protein
Speaker 1: cashuw's pumpkin seeds, honey, right.
Speaker 2: Pea protein.
Speaker 1: Why it's granola, cappyocha, star rice, flour, molashes, sea salt,
Speaker 1: natural flavors, vitamin a, tide's cashier ingradiums.
Speaker 2: I need more vitamins nowadays. Since I'm almost fifty, I
Speaker 2: started taking centrum silver. No you did it? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh wow?
Speaker 2: Anyway, there we go. Ooh cashews. Mm hmm, okry m.
Speaker 2: Nice mix of granola, some seeds and pumpkin things.
Speaker 1: I enjoy that.
Speaker 2: Not as many cashes as I would like, but it's
Speaker 2: pretty good. I did actually taste the honey.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna give it.
Speaker 2: Four bowls and I just drink honey. So I love
Speaker 2: the taste of honey.
Speaker 1: Cool. Like what am I supposed to respond to that?
Speaker 2: You don't drink honey? No? Ever, No, sometimes I'll just
Speaker 2: take that bear and flip them upside down and go, oh,
Speaker 2: I just I love it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that wasnties.
Speaker 2: Everybody can do that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we used to drink milk out of the cart
Speaker 1: and can't do that anymore.
Speaker 2: You can't because they don't open like that. You can't
Speaker 2: do it, you know, and then you just have the spout.
Speaker 2: Remember spouts. You know nothing about spouts, finn Yep, you
Speaker 2: would get it missing kids printed on there. You don't
Speaker 2: know anything about it, okay, all right?
Speaker 1: Yeah, four bowls and a spoon for me? Are you
Speaker 1: taking this home? I'm gonna go four bowls Ashley yogurt everything.
Speaker 2: Oh you would love that?
Speaker 3: On here?
Speaker 2: Why you want it?
Speaker 1: I mean I did like it, but I've been having
Speaker 1: my protein drinks here in the morning.
Speaker 2: I mean I just spent like seventy eight dollars on cereal,
Speaker 2: so you know the same. Anyway, listen, we appreciate you
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Speaker 1: It were short shorts, not me. God wear shorts.
Speaker 2: Sure, so I'll get made fun of for wearing shorts
Speaker 2: that are too short, and I get made fun of
Speaker 2: making sure for wearing shorts that are too long.
Speaker 1: I think they look very fashionable, look fable pockets.
Speaker 2: I get in trouble if I'm too short. Thought they
Speaker 2: were coming back.
Speaker 1: I think these look good on you.
Speaker 2: Other cargoes were back.
Speaker 1: This length is good. Stick with this length.
Speaker 2: But now it's up on my thigh because I'm sitting,
Speaker 2: when it's a little further down when I'm standing.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, they look good. You'd stick with this length.
Speaker 2: I do. The lack of pockets really upsets me. I
Speaker 2: need that many pockets. I need so many.
Speaker 1: So promise you you're not going to be carrying a ruler,
Speaker 1: h tape measure hammer. You're not that guy.
Speaker 2: Well, no, I'm not doing carpentry. But I need I
Speaker 2: need the wallet, I need the phone, I need the money.
Speaker 2: I need the back pocket.
Speaker 1: With my wallet. Why aren't you putting your money in
Speaker 1: the wallet.
Speaker 2: I don't do that. I don't have that kind of wallet.
Speaker 2: I have a card wallet only. I don't have a
Speaker 2: cash I don't usually carry cash.
Speaker 1: Okay, So then why do you need a pocket for money?
Speaker 2: Because I have two dollar bills that I need for tips.
Speaker 2: So you do carry cash, yes, but not in a wallet.
Speaker 2: My life doesn't work that way. Thank you for listening
Speaker 2: to this podcast. UH check us out next Monday for
Speaker 2: an all New serial Killers and bold chat sprinkled in
Speaker 2: here and there. That's where we just talk about whatever. Yep,
Speaker 2: thank you for listening. Until we see you next time.
Speaker 1: Say Crunch Andrew, can I have some money? Oh wait,
Speaker 1: you didn't bring your money.
Speaker 2: Do I have two dollar bills?
Speaker 1: Okay? So you carried cash today?
Speaker 2: Only twos?
Speaker 1: Okay, so you carry cash.
Speaker 2: I told you I need them for tips.
Speaker 1: Okay, bye, here's a tip.
Speaker 2: What shut up?
Speaker 1: Whoa whoa radical Brah