WEBVTT - Not So Special K

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<v Speaker 1>What is it body dysmorphius in?

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<v Speaker 2>What does that mean? I think I'm fat all the time. Yes, well,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>Live from the Farmland Fresh Dairy Studios, this is Serial Killers.

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<v Speaker 2>No Andy, Hi, Scott, welcome.

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<v Speaker 1>How are you today?

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<v Speaker 2>You're a year older today? Yeah, I am congratulations.

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<v Speaker 1>The grades are coming in. No, you still look good, dude, No,

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<v Speaker 1>I got grays.

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<v Speaker 2>No, you just have bald spots.

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<v Speaker 1>You're no, I have bald spots.

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<v Speaker 2>I looked like that probably ten years ago, and then

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<v Speaker 2>all of a sudden, I was like, woof, woof. Now

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<v Speaker 2>more salt than pepper. Oh cute. I love that. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but when I put like when I put gel in

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<v Speaker 2>my hair, you can't see it as much. Hold on,

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<v Speaker 2>that's a tip for all you hold on salt.

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<v Speaker 1>Get hit by this, alswer this.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's just let Celia know that we're recording. Okay, Oh boy,

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<v Speaker 2>there's noises everywhere, there's phone is ringing, there's kids arriving

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<v Speaker 2>at school. There's lots of things going on here. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>this is Serial Killers. It's the podcast where we try

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<v Speaker 2>cereal and we let you know whether it's good enough

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<v Speaker 2>for you to buy. We write it on a five

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<v Speaker 2>bowl system half bowls we call spoons, just in case

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<v Speaker 2>you've never been here before. And this is the podcast

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<v Speaker 2>where we think inside the box because you know, cereals

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<v Speaker 2>in a box. Sometimes it's in a bag, but most

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<v Speaker 2>of the time in a box.

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<v Speaker 1>That was a good time filler. Okay, let's get to

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<v Speaker 1>today's episode.

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<v Speaker 2>All right. Anyway, Andrews, So not too long ago, I

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<v Speaker 2>was on a wonderful road trip with my daughter Cooper.

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<v Speaker 2>Fun because she still likes to do things with me.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So we drove.

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<v Speaker 2>Down to see my car seat. Of course, yes, she

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<v Speaker 2>buckled into the car seat in the Backshe always had

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<v Speaker 2>her apple juice at and also the apples Squeeze sauce.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, she loves that one.

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<v Speaker 2>The go Go squeeze is her favorite.

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<v Speaker 1>Go Go squeeze is good because it's not it's a cinnamon.

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<v Speaker 1>There's no solid in there. She's not ready for solid,

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<v Speaker 1>that's right.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you know, and I had extra diapers. We were

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<v Speaker 2>good horse. Of course, it was wonderful, mister ed Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>isn't that a horse? Yeah, never mind. Anyway, so we

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<v Speaker 2>took a road trip. We saw some of my good

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<v Speaker 2>high school friends down in South Carolina, bluffed in to

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<v Speaker 2>be exact, and we hit up Hilton Head Island. We'll

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<v Speaker 2>talk about all this in a bull chat. Well, you

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<v Speaker 2>actually heard about it last week anyway. So went to

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<v Speaker 2>supermarket because that's what I do when I'm out of

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<v Speaker 2>the area.

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<v Speaker 1>You were very happy about this. Oh my god, I

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<v Speaker 1>texted me the whole time. Yes, eighteen box is a

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<v Speaker 1>cereal curation complete.

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<v Speaker 2>That's right. I did three episodes while I was there.

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<v Speaker 1>That's incredible.

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<v Speaker 2>Went to food Lion, went to the Public's okay, and

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<v Speaker 2>went to Harris Teeter. Harris Teeter, yep. And what's the

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<v Speaker 2>other one we went to. I don't know. There was

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<v Speaker 2>another one?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, the other one Publics.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I said, Publics. There was one. Oh, I'm so upset.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't think of it. It's just another one Harrison Ford's, No,

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<v Speaker 2>I said, Harris Teeter.

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<v Speaker 1>The one the wind Dixie.

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<v Speaker 2>No, they don't have wind Dixies there. Whatever it is, Oh, Kroger, Croger, Kroger, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>they don't have those around here. So it's exciting. It's

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<v Speaker 2>exciting to go to different supermarkets, for sure, you don't care.

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<v Speaker 1>I was in the whole the shop, right in the

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<v Speaker 1>organic section, and they had a whole bunch of cereals

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<v Speaker 1>that we hadn't tried yet, but I didn't buy them.

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<v Speaker 2>Of course you didn't, were you. So when you go

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<v Speaker 2>when you travel, okay, so when you travel places, for me,

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<v Speaker 2>it's a supermarkets. Are there are other things that you

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<v Speaker 2>like to see when you're on vacation like that we

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<v Speaker 2>don't have here in this area.

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<v Speaker 1>Not really. I like to go sight seeing. That kind

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<v Speaker 1>of does it for me? Well, for me, it's like

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<v Speaker 1>the trains are nice, like going on like their metro

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<v Speaker 1>to choose. Yeah, it's a little bit of the.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not gonna say it all right. Well, so we

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<v Speaker 2>did go to the South Carolina Walmart. Yeah, and I

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<v Speaker 2>was disappointed because there was nothing new until we got

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<v Speaker 2>toward the end of the aisle and there was a

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<v Speaker 2>box covering something. I'm like, wait a minute, I see

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<v Speaker 2>something behind there that is unfamiliar to me, and so

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<v Speaker 2>I pushed that box aside and I found it. Andrew,

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<v Speaker 2>I did not even know that this was a thing.

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<v Speaker 2>I bet you didn't either. I bet you I didn't,

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<v Speaker 2>because if I didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>You.

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<v Speaker 2>Look at that Buddy special K zero strawberry cream crem

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna say cream crem okay, because the little thing

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<v Speaker 2>is on there. Yeah, cram'd I had regular special ky

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<v Speaker 2>they had strawberries cream and these flakes. No, they're balls, Okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think I've ever had a special K ball.

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<v Speaker 2>You absolutely If you check Serial KILLERSPC dot com Andrew,

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<v Speaker 2>you'll see that you had Special K balls before. What

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<v Speaker 2>are they called Special K protein zero whatever? Okay, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you're so done with me. I love it. I love it.

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<v Speaker 2>You're just so over me.

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<v Speaker 1>At least we're not arguing like we used to.

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<v Speaker 2>Could you imagine if we were brothers?

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<v Speaker 1>No? No, absolutely not. And I already got rid of

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<v Speaker 1>one twin that I was supposed to have, and I'll

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<v Speaker 1>do it again.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's right. You killed it in the wound yep,

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<v Speaker 2>kicked it out yep. So this has four grams of

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<v Speaker 2>net carbs. I don't know if that's good or bad,

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<v Speaker 2>eighteen grams of protein. They make it sound good, but

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<v Speaker 2>who knows. And five grams of fiber and is deliciously

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<v Speaker 2>crispy crunch.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you didn't get this for you didn't Did you

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<v Speaker 1>bring this for Cooper to read?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 2>I was gonna bring it to the score when I

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<v Speaker 2>read to the school, but I start reading level now.

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<v Speaker 2>So these actually, I believe Andrews, since this is Kellogg's.

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<v Speaker 2>Look at these and tell me what machine you think

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<v Speaker 2>that they were made on.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's the cookie cream cookies, cookie crisps.

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<v Speaker 2>Not even in the same state, Andrew, different company.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's the applejacks.

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<v Speaker 2>These look like corn pops. Look at them. Yeah, they

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<v Speaker 2>look just like corn and they just blew some strawberry

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<v Speaker 2>cream on it.

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<v Speaker 1>That Look at that spike from hitting the mic.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh sorry, I hope it can just deafen you someone driving.

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<v Speaker 1>Just so it smells good?

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<v Speaker 2>It does. It smells like natural strawberries, a natural natural

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<v Speaker 2>flavor with other natural flavors.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's comment down, toots. Well, I'm not saying it smells

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<v Speaker 1>like a natural natural a strawberry.

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<v Speaker 2>About this anyway, Heading back to the Farmland Fresh Dairy's fridge.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, what do you think we're using today?

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<v Speaker 2>Andrew?

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<v Speaker 1>Guess that milk pull h two percent reduced fat milk.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, did you look?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 2>Check it out?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>You're welcome. I used a little bit for my coffee

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<v Speaker 2>yesterday and today. I hope you don't mind. So it's

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<v Speaker 2>not a brand new container.

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<v Speaker 1>That's fine. Wow, that is fragrant. All right, strawberry crim

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<v Speaker 1>special case zero. Let's try it.

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<v Speaker 2>Zero added sugar. That's what the zero's for. Oh, very

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<v Speaker 2>stick right in the beginning.

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<v Speaker 1>Huh m.

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<v Speaker 2>Definitely has the corn pop consistency, but it's like a

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<v Speaker 2>styrofoam piece with some artificial things on it. It has

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<v Speaker 2>that weird flavor.

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<v Speaker 1>Like the casa or whatever it is.

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<v Speaker 2>But I don't stuff. It's got a monk fruit after taste. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>because the zero added sugar, there's got to be one

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<v Speaker 2>of those things in here. Yeah, let's see sweet protein,

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<v Speaker 2>pea protein. There you go. This is not a speller

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<v Speaker 2>pressed canola oil, modified foods, alouo syrup, lentil protein. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>it's got all the crap that those ones. We don't like.

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<v Speaker 1>Two bowls. That is not good. It's too it's like

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<v Speaker 1>overly sweet and at the same time cardboard.

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<v Speaker 3>Ye.

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<v Speaker 1>And then it also is just like not good.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not sweet. That's the thing. It's a weird thing. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it's artificially it gets a bowl in a spoon. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't really like it that much. I wanted to.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Same. The smell is good, but you should know by

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<v Speaker 1>the smell that if it's overly sweet smelling, it's probably

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be disgusting.

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<v Speaker 2>Plus, you know, when you think special, okay, you think

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<v Speaker 2>crispy flake. So it kind of throws it off a

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<v Speaker 2>little bit. I mean that's what I think it special

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<v Speaker 2>okay always means flakes to me. Yeah, for sure. It's

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<v Speaker 2>in shorts today, first time this year. Wow. Look at

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<v Speaker 2>those legs. I mean, it's may I know, I got

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<v Speaker 2>a tan them up.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you're showing showing some leg on the camera.

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<v Speaker 2>Look at that. Look at them.

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<v Speaker 1>This is gonna get us some YouTube bucks.

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<v Speaker 2>Look at that showing the legs. Look at the tan line.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, oh oh wait, donn, that's pink panther. That's

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<v Speaker 2>not sexy music. Get out of here.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe it's sexy pink panther music.

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<v Speaker 2>All right. So also, while I was in South Carolina, Now,

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<v Speaker 2>when we over to Hilton Head Island, that's like over

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<v Speaker 2>the bridge, you know, so over there they have uh,

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<v Speaker 2>the Sweet Frog. That's the yogurt store that Cooper likes.

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<v Speaker 2>She can eat it because it's not solid. Yeah yet. No.

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<v Speaker 2>So when in that same shopping center there's a Harris Teeter,

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<v Speaker 2>which is a supermarket chain down south is Harris Teeter

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<v Speaker 2>a guy. I'm sure Harris Teeter just sounds like a

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<v Speaker 2>very old guy who doesn't want you on his porch.

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<v Speaker 2>I think he has I feel like he had that

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<v Speaker 2>Olga version groceries.

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<v Speaker 1>I just may leave myself.

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<v Speaker 2>He had one of those old hairsh tater pickup trucks

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<v Speaker 2>with like the the wooden slats on the side.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I picture, Harris Tee. That's how the produce

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<v Speaker 1>gets to there. Yeah, with the hay in the back,

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<v Speaker 1>the hey, yeah for sure, right, Harris. And the crates

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<v Speaker 1>of apples the round what do you call them? Barrels? Barrels,

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<v Speaker 1>no pickles? Would you call them crates?

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<v Speaker 2>No? You get a of apples a crate, no bushel apples, bushels.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we have the finest produce.

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<v Speaker 2>Hersh I tell you. When Cubby and I went to

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<v Speaker 2>visit his mom in Virginia Beach, there was a Harris

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<v Speaker 2>Teater speaking of fine produce. The watermelons were on sale.

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<v Speaker 2>So we bought a whole watermelon and we threw.

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<v Speaker 1>It out of a window and it hit a cop car.

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<v Speaker 2>Didn't hit a cop car, but we went like we

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<v Speaker 2>went seventy miles an hour. I threw it out the

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<v Speaker 2>sunroof on the road and it splattered.

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<v Speaker 1>Everywhere those through the day.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, man ninety you wouldn't get it.

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<v Speaker 1>Man, we need to do the craziest stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>Man.

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<v Speaker 1>We would buy a full price watermelon. Man, it was

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<v Speaker 1>on sale. Man, we waited for discounts because that's what

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<v Speaker 1>radical New age kids did.

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<v Speaker 2>Bag me sound like teaching chim And then.

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<v Speaker 1>We threw it out the window. Man, we were just anarchists.

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<v Speaker 2>Man.

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<v Speaker 1>You wouldn't get it though.

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<v Speaker 2>Man. Then we went back the next day in video

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<v Speaker 2>taped to.

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<v Speaker 1>We did it again. Bro, we went back and filmed ourselves.

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<v Speaker 1>We spent more money at the grocery store and then

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<v Speaker 1>threw it out of a car.

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<v Speaker 2>We know what a waste.

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<v Speaker 1>You didn't know anarchy, fight the system.

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<v Speaker 3>Bro.

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<v Speaker 2>Can't do that now, Yeah, I can't do it now.

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<v Speaker 1>Kids don't know. They don't know that life anyway, Me

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<v Speaker 1>had skateboards drove away.

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<v Speaker 2>I never skateboarded. I was scared.

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<v Speaker 1>I know you'd fall on your face.

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<v Speaker 2>I was very scared.

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<v Speaker 1>You rollerbladed, which makes it even better.

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<v Speaker 2>No skates, roller.

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<v Speaker 1>Skates short roller skates. You let me tell you the

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<v Speaker 1>short that you probably wore. Push it up mores.

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<v Speaker 2>In the eighties there were short shorts.

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<v Speaker 1>Yep, I could see it.

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<v Speaker 2>So anyway, Harris Teeter gives us cosmic marshmallow cereal. Can

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<v Speaker 2>you guess, Andrew.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh, that's cookie crisp just kidding. It's lucky Charms.

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<v Speaker 2>And while we were there in South Carolina staying at

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<v Speaker 2>my friend's house, cooper ate all their lucky charms.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, hair Peter makes cosmic marshmallows. He doesn't believe in space,

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<v Speaker 3>but Harris Teeter wants you.

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<v Speaker 2>To know, stupid bag man, you can't even open it.

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<v Speaker 2>Who are you? That was horrific?

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<v Speaker 1>What kind of bag terror is that?

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<v Speaker 2>It was bad?

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<v Speaker 1>If that were me, I would have been kicked off

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<v Speaker 1>the show.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I mean all right, for many other reasons also,

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<v Speaker 2>So these are just they're triangles and squares, the cereal

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<v Speaker 2>pieces which are odd, and the marshmallows are quite cosmic.

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<v Speaker 2>I see stars and crowns, right, And what is this?

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<v Speaker 2>Is this?

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<v Speaker 1>Look at the box?

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<v Speaker 2>Is this corn?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what that is. That's a little inappropriate.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's see, they don't tell you what any of them are. No,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not like a Lucky Charms, So it's just a

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<v Speaker 1>green blob Orange Crown Farm.

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<v Speaker 2>The fresh areas two percent reduced fat milk with on

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<v Speaker 2>the container. We did never name her, did we, Henrietta? Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>perfect wine, A lot of marshmallows. So much stuff here? What?

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<v Speaker 2>What's no matter? Scott? What do you got in there?

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<v Speaker 1>Plastic?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh? I did that? Sorry? Just from that? Okay, yeah, no,

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<v Speaker 2>it's from the it's from the box tear. Yeah. Look

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<v Speaker 2>see it all came apart. Yeah. Yeah, here's more.

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<v Speaker 1>You think that's nice? I give this four bowls. It's

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<v Speaker 1>not as good as a Lucky charm. I'm just gonna

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<v Speaker 1>say it.

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<v Speaker 2>I agree with you. It's not quite as good, but

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<v Speaker 2>it's up there, so for me, it gets four bowls

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<v Speaker 2>and a spoon.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I actually would prefer some more marshmallows. I think enough.

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<v Speaker 2>Like if you give me the bag of Lucky tom

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<v Speaker 2>with marshmallows over there, I'd like to add some more.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't do that here. No, you're right, it's a remix.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't remix how cereals look.

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<v Speaker 2>The cereal pieces are nice and not quite as crunchy

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<v Speaker 2>as your lucky charms. But it's not bad.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's not It's not bad for the most part.

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<v Speaker 2>We have found that all knockoff lucky charms are pretty good.

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<v Speaker 3>So if you're in the area, stop, buy your hairs

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<v Speaker 3>tater and get yourself some cosmic marshmallow cereal today.

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<v Speaker 1>That's harrish Tater different.

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<v Speaker 2>You're such a weirdo, man, am I? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, guess what what? We should take a commercial break?

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<v Speaker 1>But before we go, yes, guess what what? See this?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you gotta light it on fire.

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<v Speaker 1>Fight the system. Bro, we gotta go to commercials.

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<v Speaker 2>You gotta run it over. That's the cool part.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's so cute.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the right thing to do, and we're bad. Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you're gonna run over that.

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<v Speaker 2>Can can't wait? Can videotape it?

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<v Speaker 1>Well?

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<v Speaker 2>Post it for those views?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we're gonna post it. Whoa.

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<v Speaker 2>I should go back in all my videotapes.

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<v Speaker 1>And then convert them and then upload them.

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<v Speaker 2>And make segments. Yeah, and make little vignettes.

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<v Speaker 1>Except I have a feeling that if you go back

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<v Speaker 1>and rewatch them, Yeah, it's gonna be the lamest thing

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<v Speaker 1>you ever watched. We put baloney on his face.

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<v Speaker 2>I still think it's funny.

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<v Speaker 1>It was crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>Shaving cream actually.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, you shaving cream and put it on.

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<v Speaker 2>A face what I think people would laugh at it

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<v Speaker 2>or do you think it's because we know that them.

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<v Speaker 1>When your competition was Jackass where they were literally like

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<v Speaker 1>we were before them again Jackass who would literally launch

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<v Speaker 1>people out of cannon.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we started, and yours is like we rode over

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<v Speaker 2>with our bikes. We started it.

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<v Speaker 1>Though you started Jackass.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm done. We did it before them.

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<v Speaker 1>We did it before then.

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<v Speaker 2>Man.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we put shaving cream on our hands and it

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<v Speaker 1>would slap each other with it. Never thought of before

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<v Speaker 1>it was new age.

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<v Speaker 2>I hate you got a new age girl?

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<v Speaker 3>Damn what you like?

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<v Speaker 2>You know who saying that yellow card? No? Dead eye dick?

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<v Speaker 2>Who dead eye dick? New age girl? Oh great song?

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<v Speaker 2>Sounds it ninety three ish?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh got it?

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<v Speaker 2>I was two. I used to request it on the

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<v Speaker 2>Q one O uh whatever?

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<v Speaker 1>And Cedar Rapids Oh nice yep, Cedar rapids reference for

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<v Speaker 1>those listening, Michelle, make sure your BINGO card is checked off.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, I always stay fair on the way man, August,

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<v Speaker 2>we should go. I want to go.

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<v Speaker 1>Listen. If you're in the Iowa area and you want

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<v Speaker 1>us to come, answer us.

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<v Speaker 2>On everybody wants us to come. It's just can we

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, it's a week of like August seventh

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<v Speaker 2>or something like that.

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<v Speaker 1>I would go. I've never been to the fair.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, it is wonderful. It really is a lot of fun.

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<v Speaker 1>That you're in your farmer era. People will start talking

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<v Speaker 1>to you and you'll be like, ye, yes, yeah, we

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<v Speaker 1>got one of them.

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<v Speaker 2>Back right in. Dude, I'm gonna get my red wings

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm just gonna like, I'll fit right in. I'll

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<v Speaker 2>sit on the John Deere tire and sign autographs.

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<v Speaker 1>I just open the damn bag. I'm done.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's Cascadian farm honey, cashew granola. I also found

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<v Speaker 2>this in South Carolina. This episode brought to you by

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<v Speaker 2>South Carolina.

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<v Speaker 1>What's their state motto?

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<v Speaker 2>It's the Palmetto State?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that their motto?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what the motto is, but they are

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<v Speaker 2>the Palmetto State. Do you know what a palmetto is?

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<v Speaker 1>A palmetto bug?

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<v Speaker 3>Well?

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<v Speaker 2>I know, but it's the tree. Oh on the license plate?

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<v Speaker 2>Is the tree?

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<v Speaker 1>What was it looking up? South Carolina state motto?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm not sure if we're gonna like it or not.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, this could get into some city territory, all right.

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<v Speaker 1>The state's two mottos surrounded around the two old. On

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<v Speaker 1>the left is animous o busk It's Latin Latin meaning

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<v Speaker 1>prepared in mind and resources. On the right doom spiro

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<v Speaker 1>spiro meaning while I breathe, I hope in the live

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<v Speaker 1>laugh love sign. Is that state motto I always hope

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<v Speaker 1>and breathe. Yeah, I hope, so for.

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<v Speaker 2>Another breath that's all you can do. Right, So, Cascadian Farm,

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<v Speaker 2>you know you remember who makes this right?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>Who?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh?

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<v Speaker 2>Kellogg's no, General Mills, Yes, yes, Kelloggs makes the casche

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<v Speaker 2>hashi right. So they all make like a healthy one,

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<v Speaker 2>healthy or supposedly healthy one. Do you want to read?

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<v Speaker 2>What's in there? While I pour the fond the fresh

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<v Speaker 2>aries two percent reduced fat.

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<v Speaker 1>Gray notes, cane sugar, sunflower oil, sorry renee pea protein

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<v Speaker 1>cashuw's pumpkin seeds, honey, right.

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<v Speaker 2>Pea protein.

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<v Speaker 1>Why it's granola, cappyocha, star rice, flour, molashes, sea salt,

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<v Speaker 1>natural flavors, vitamin a, tide's cashier ingradiums.

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<v Speaker 2>I need more vitamins nowadays. Since I'm almost fifty, I

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<v Speaker 2>started taking centrum silver. No you did it? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wow?

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, there we go. Ooh cashews. Mm hmm, okry m.

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<v Speaker 2>Nice mix of granola, some seeds and pumpkin things.

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<v Speaker 1>I enjoy that.

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<v Speaker 2>Not as many cashes as I would like, but it's

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<v Speaker 2>pretty good. I did actually taste the honey.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm gonna give it.

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<v Speaker 2>Four bowls and I just drink honey. So I love

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<v Speaker 2>the taste of honey.

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<v Speaker 1>Cool. Like what am I supposed to respond to that?

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<v Speaker 2>You don't drink honey? No? Ever, No, sometimes I'll just

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<v Speaker 2>take that bear and flip them upside down and go, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I just I love it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that wasnties.

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<v Speaker 2>Everybody can do that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we used to drink milk out of the cart

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<v Speaker 1>and can't do that anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't because they don't open like that. You can't

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<v Speaker 2>do it, you know, and then you just have the spout.

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<v Speaker 2>Remember spouts. You know nothing about spouts, finn Yep, you

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<v Speaker 2>would get it missing kids printed on there. You don't

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<v Speaker 2>know anything about it, okay, all right?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, four bowls and a spoon for me? Are you

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<v Speaker 1>taking this home? I'm gonna go four bowls Ashley yogurt everything.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you would love that?

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<v Speaker 3>On here?

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<v Speaker 2>Why you want it?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I did like it, but I've been having

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<v Speaker 1>my protein drinks here in the morning.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean I just spent like seventy eight dollars on cereal,

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<v Speaker 2>so you know the same. Anyway, listen, we appreciate you

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<v Speaker 2>listening to Serial Killers. There's a myriad of cereal podcasts

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<v Speaker 2>out there. Thank you for choosing us, like four or

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<v Speaker 2>fifty four. No, there's more than four, Like a bunch

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<v Speaker 2>the Milk one, that guy pour the milk Milk, the

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<v Speaker 2>Cereal Queen one y Cereal Time.

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<v Speaker 1>This is a lot we appreciate of all the cereal

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<v Speaker 1>podcast right, you chose this one.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, appreciate it. Please follow our good friends at Farmland

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<v Speaker 2>all the ratings from all the over twelve hundred cereals

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<v Speaker 2>we've done in a five year period. Thank you, congratulations

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<v Speaker 2>to us. Yeah, and to you for stomaching.

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<v Speaker 1>It were short shorts, not me. God wear shorts.

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<v Speaker 2>Sure, so I'll get made fun of for wearing shorts

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<v Speaker 2>that are too short, and I get made fun of

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<v Speaker 2>making sure for wearing shorts that are too long.

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<v Speaker 1>I think they look very fashionable, look fable pockets.

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<v Speaker 2>I get in trouble if I'm too short. Thought they

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<v Speaker 2>were coming back.

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<v Speaker 1>I think these look good on you.

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<v Speaker 2>Other cargoes were back.

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<v Speaker 1>This length is good. Stick with this length.

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<v Speaker 2>But now it's up on my thigh because I'm sitting,

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<v Speaker 2>when it's a little further down when I'm standing.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, yeah, they look good. You'd stick with this length.

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<v Speaker 2>I do. The lack of pockets really upsets me. I

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<v Speaker 2>need that many pockets. I need so many.

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<v Speaker 1>So promise you you're not going to be carrying a ruler,

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<v Speaker 1>h tape measure hammer. You're not that guy.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, no, I'm not doing carpentry. But I need I

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<v Speaker 2>need the wallet, I need the phone, I need the money.

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<v Speaker 2>I need the back pocket.

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<v Speaker 1>With my wallet. Why aren't you putting your money in

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<v Speaker 1>the wallet.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't do that. I don't have that kind of wallet.

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<v Speaker 2>I have a card wallet only. I don't have a

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<v Speaker 2>cash I don't usually carry cash.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So then why do you need a pocket for money?

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<v Speaker 2>Because I have two dollar bills that I need for tips.

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<v Speaker 2>So you do carry cash, yes, but not in a wallet.

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<v Speaker 2>My life doesn't work that way. Thank you for listening

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<v Speaker 2>to this podcast. UH check us out next Monday for

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<v Speaker 2>an all New serial Killers and bold chat sprinkled in

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<v Speaker 2>here and there. That's where we just talk about whatever. Yep,

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<v Speaker 2>thank you for listening. Until we see you next time.

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<v Speaker 1>Say Crunch Andrew, can I have some money? Oh wait,

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<v Speaker 1>you didn't bring your money.

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<v Speaker 2>Do I have two dollar bills?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay? So you carried cash today?

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<v Speaker 2>Only twos?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so you carry cash.

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<v Speaker 2>I told you I need them for tips.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, bye, here's a tip.

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<v Speaker 2>What shut up?

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<v Speaker 1>Whoa whoa radical Brah