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Speaker 2: Y'all know what time.

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Speaker 1: Y'all don't know y'all.

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Speaker 3: At all at all, So.

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Speaker 4: Don't given the.

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Speaker 1: Milling bus bussing theos.

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Speaker 5: Listening to me.

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Speaker 3: I want to join.

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Speaker 4: Joy. You know you love you?

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Speaker 3: Your turn.

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Speaker 1: To turn the mouth, the turn you probably got to

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Speaker 1: turn mouth, turn out, turn the way of the money up.

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Speaker 2: Come come on, you'll think, I sure will.

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Speaker 6: Good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, come on,

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Speaker 6: dig me now. One and only Steve Harley got a

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Speaker 6: radio show. I was had my head down and it

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Speaker 6: was thinking of what I wanted to say this morning.

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Speaker 2: But it kind of.

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Speaker 6: It's kind of be something I've lived for a long time,

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Speaker 6: and you know, for a long time, you know, I

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Speaker 6: strange too, because you know, you know, my mother was

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Speaker 6: But having her as a mother was was a huge

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Speaker 6: somebody in the know. I was, like everybody else, I

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Speaker 6: Oh how wrong I was? Oh how wrong I was?

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Speaker 6: How long did I spend feeling that way? And how

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Speaker 6: many of you out there possibly have felt that way before?

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Speaker 6: You know, like even in a relationship, this is the

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Speaker 6: Sometimes you know, we just lay claim and stuff and

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Speaker 6: it's not always what's in our best interest or it's

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Speaker 6: relationship with God. It's the same all the time. He

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Speaker 2: It's this is what it is. He's very clear.

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Speaker 6: Now, you can deviate off your end at a bargain,

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Speaker 6: But if he asked you to do something, if God

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Speaker 6: long as you're not doing it the way you're supposed to,

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Speaker 2: I learned a lot about people.

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Speaker 6: See, if you want to learn about your friends, if

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Speaker 6: get yourself in some trouble, get yourself in a situation,

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Speaker 6: Oh man, you start looking around. Man, to feel get

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Speaker 6: But when things is going right, it's time for a party.

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Speaker 6: You find out rather quickly that oh no, oh no,

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Speaker 6: where it counts the most. Now is that to say

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Speaker 6: but you can't dump your faith in them. I got

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Speaker 6: I hear you saying it. But I'm gonna keep my

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Speaker 6: But I'm gonna take this faith of mine and instead

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Speaker 6: God where it counts the most. Because his word is absolute.

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Speaker 6: What he say he's gonna do, he gonna do what

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Speaker 6: he say. He's not gonna tolerate, He's not gonna tolerate. Now,

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Speaker 6: but He's not gonna tolerate it. And that's just the

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Speaker 6: stop putting your faith in people and put your trust

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Speaker 6: Morning show, ladies and gentlemen, man, have your undivided attention.

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Speaker 2: Please thank you now put that down, now stop stop

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Speaker 2: all that.

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Speaker 3: Thank you.

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Speaker 6: Now that I have it, it's time for the Steve

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Speaker 6: Harvey Morning Show. Wait, mnhold on one second, I said, no,

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Speaker 6: it's time for the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Welcome everybody,

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Speaker 6: Welcome one, welcome all, we are here.

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Speaker 2: Hold on, y'all one second.

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Speaker 1: Man, I'm gonna tell you, I said, now, kim.

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Speaker 6: Ladies and gentlemen, this is the Steve Harvey Morning Show,

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Speaker 6: and this is how we chose to do it this morning.

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Speaker 2: The creator of reality radio. And it don't get no more. Really, what.

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Speaker 1: Hold on? I get off his damn radio.

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Speaker 2: You just wait. Welcome to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 2: Shirley Strawberry.

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Speaker 9: Hey, good morning, Steve.

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Speaker 10: What's going on over there?

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Speaker 2: That ain't nothing happening right here? We're just being real

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Speaker 2: with you know, calling for real, I mean, keeping it real.

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Speaker 1: What's going on, Steve?

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Speaker 2: Nephew, Tommy, Yeah, yay, I'm in the building.

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Speaker 8: Top toime, top top.

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Speaker 2: Jnthony Brown, what up, mister Hobby? What's going on?

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Speaker 4: Man?

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Speaker 1: What has happened?

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Speaker 5: Hey?

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Speaker 2: Nothing?

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Speaker 4: Man?

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Speaker 2: Everybody good? Yes'm oh I'm in good shape, man, real

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Speaker 2: good shape, happy, blessed. I don't wonder apple, So wait

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Speaker 2: did you just say happy, yeah, happy, istatic listen to

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Speaker 2: me overjoorge.

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Speaker 6: The key is, I'm not finna let nobody steal my

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Speaker 6: joy a man, brother, you know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 11: Yeah again, the thieves out there, the joy thieves are

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Speaker 8: They still enjoy.

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Speaker 2: Your damn joy in a minute, man boy. You know

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Speaker 2: what's amazing to me.

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Speaker 6: It's like amazing that people people who think they can

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Speaker 6: do something to you, like it's just gonna be free,

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Speaker 6: you know, like that I'm gonna just do what I

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Speaker 6: want to do to them, and it's just gonna be free. Well,

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Speaker 6: I'm here to tell you it ain't free. You're gonna

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Speaker 6: have to paycause.

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Speaker 2: You just been gas to go get it.

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Speaker 3: I mean, never free thieves.

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Speaker 10: You right, It's like it's almost like a conversation.

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Speaker 9: Listening real carefully, if you listened real closely, it's real stupid.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, say what now?

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Speaker 10: Shine? Well, I'm you're happy, Steve.

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Speaker 2: I'm glad for that.

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Speaker 10: Myself always good.

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Speaker 2: Had a good weekend place with golf this weekend, play

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Speaker 2: pretty good. But you know it's just what a couple

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Speaker 2: of them swings should be going. What the hell did

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Speaker 1: Hell did thank you guys.

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Speaker 10: As he runs that prank back right after this.

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Speaker 9: You're listening Morning show, All right, it's time now to

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Speaker 10: What you got for his neph.

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Speaker 8: Let's see, let's see, let's see. We're gonna go deep

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Speaker 12: Yeah, I'm looking through my little folders and files over here.

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Speaker 12: My prank cadexdet is right here is your wife's doctor.

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Speaker 5: Your wife's doctor, Carl, Yeah, it's your wife's doctor, cat dog.

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Speaker 4: If you would Hello, Hello, I'm trying to get Andrea. Please,

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Speaker 4: who's calling? This is doctor Hendricks. Oh yeah, yeah, I

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Speaker 4: got How you doing? Doctor? Are you doing? I'm all right,

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Speaker 4: a mesage something. Uh yeah, Libra messages that you know,

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Speaker 4: she came here. She had an appointment this morning, right right, right, right, right, everything, okay,

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Speaker 4: Once or twice a year? And you wanted to come

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Speaker 4: nice everything I ain't with my wife? Uh yeah? Well Greg, right, yeah,

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Speaker 4: And there's nothing really serious going on. Okay, so you

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Speaker 4: one more good looks for what doc? If nothing serious

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Speaker 4: going on? Well I think uh, I think what, Well,

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Speaker 4: she'll be fine. She'll be fine, She'll be fine. Greg. Uh, hey, man,

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Speaker 4: What are you're talking about?

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Speaker 6: What are you saying?

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Speaker 4: Well, you know we're the only ones that have seen it,

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Speaker 7: Whoa?

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Speaker 4: What are you saying? Just just stating that, you know,

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Speaker 2: What do you What are you saying?

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Speaker 4: I'm not understanding you. What are you saying? We are

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Speaker 4: I have something in common? I mean you and I

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Speaker 4: a topic of discussion, Doc? What what are you trying

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Speaker 4: mean she's amazing, man, I mean, uh, whoa, whoa? Why

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Speaker 4: You lost your damn man. Well, I'm just saying she

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Speaker 6: Doc?

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Speaker 4: What the hell is wrong with you? What, tye, I profess?

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Speaker 4: Is this here, you're telling me my wife is amazing?

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Speaker 4: You lost your damn mind. I can't believe I'm getting

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Speaker 4: a phone call like this. This is the most unprofessionalist

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Speaker 8: Have you lost your mind?

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Speaker 4: You profession Is there a way you can pass the

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Speaker 11: You know what I mean?

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Speaker 4: You're gonna make me do something crazy to you. I

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Speaker 4: Will you and I got something in common? She's amazing?

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Speaker 4: Have you lost your damn mind? Sir? I didn't mean that.

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Speaker 4: I didn't think what you did you did, don't It

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Speaker 4: go this. Ain't no because ain't no play.

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Speaker 6: What's wrong with you?

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Speaker 4: We're playing? I'm not playing? Don't you ever? Matter of fact,

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Speaker 4: I need to see you. I need I need to

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Speaker 4: see it, have a session with you. We can talk

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Speaker 4: about this here. I lost your dog on man talking

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Speaker 4: I can't even go to you all these years. Was

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Speaker 3: Tomorro?

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Speaker 4: Hey o, No, she ain't coming down to that little

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Speaker 4: straighten out. I've left the office for today. I just

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Speaker 4: you're gonna here with that? Wasn't more good gonna look? No? No,

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Speaker 4: let me tell you one thing. Dot. She ain't coming

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Speaker 4: there of you, no more, no more, no more? Is

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Speaker 4: she coming back to see you? Wait? Wait, I don't

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Speaker 4: want to lose a customer, not not like you. An

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Speaker 4: You ain't gonna lose a customer. I'm coming there to mom,

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Speaker 4: make me an appointment. You can check my outer ma.

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Speaker 4: You see how you like that?

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Speaker 2: Sir?

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Speaker 4: That what? That's not possible? Okay, I definitely don't. We

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Speaker 4: don't want to lose her. If you like it or not,

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Speaker 4: it's gonna hurt me if I lose her as a

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Speaker 4: class I don't want to miss seeing her. Don't hurt you.

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Speaker 4: It ain't gonna hurt you that you're losing her. It's

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Speaker 4: about Hunt, Greg, You gotta calm down. I was being

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Speaker 4: I was being playful, and I have done that. We too,

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Speaker 4: We always be playful. Play I'm seeing you in the morning,

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Speaker 4: first thing in the morning. Okay, what time you ten o'clock?

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Speaker 4: Can I ask you something? Greg? Do you have a

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Speaker 4: brother named Tyrant? What they got to do with anything?

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Speaker 4: What they got to do with over my brother? What

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Speaker 4: they got to do with you? Okay? What I wanted

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Speaker 4: to tell you is, this is not doctor Hendrick. This

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Speaker 4: is nephew Timmy from the Steve Albrey Morning Show. Your

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Speaker 4: brother Tyrant got me. The prank phone called you. I

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Speaker 4: don't give a fool you. I'm coming to see what what? What?

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Speaker 5: Hey?

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Speaker 2: Hey Greg?

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Speaker 4: Greg? Greg? Greg, pull up, take this out your brother Tyrant.

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Speaker 4: This is this is nephew tire Me Man from the

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Speaker 4: Steve Warby Morning Show. Your brother tyrannt got me the

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Speaker 4: prank phone called you. That's what I thought you said, man,

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Speaker 4: come on, man, oh man, let staff for a minute. Man.

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Speaker 4: Oh my goodness, boy, you lost your dad. Hold on,

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Speaker 4: you don't do you don't do like that? Man, my wife, y'all,

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Speaker 4: what's my brother? I will be talking to him, you

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Speaker 4: see tiring tomorrow I will see him first date in

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Speaker 4: the morning, Man, in the morning.

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Speaker 3: I'm ready it.

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Speaker 4: By hell. Hey, I gotta ask you, man, what's the

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Speaker 4: baddest radio show in the lanes?

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Speaker 8: Steve go?

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Speaker 4: Man, you're crazy to say for playing I.

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Speaker 2: Got time today. I got time today.

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Speaker 10: What you played?

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Speaker 3: Too far?

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Speaker 1: That was too far?

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Speaker 10: That was too far?

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Speaker 8: Okay, okay, well that's what. Thank you. That's all I

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Speaker 8: That rat far?

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Speaker 10: All right, thanking of you.

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Speaker 9: Coming up next, it is asked the CLO our Chief

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Speaker 9: Love Officer, Steve Harvey. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 2: It is time.

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Speaker 9: I'm now for the CLO the Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey. Yeah,

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Speaker 9: all right, So here we go. This one is from

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Speaker 9: Tanjula in Mississippi. Tanjula rights. I'm a thirty two year

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Speaker 9: old professional woman by day and at night I'm an escort.

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Speaker 9: I keep a low profile in my city and go

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Speaker 9: I need my side gig to pay off my student loans.

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Speaker 9: But I know this guy won't like it. Should I

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Speaker 8: All?

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Speaker 2: Wait a minute?

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Speaker 4: What? So?

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Speaker 2: She says she does what in a daytime?

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Speaker 9: She's a professional woman, she says, she didn't say specifically,

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Speaker 9: but night, So she's an escort?

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Speaker 10: Yeah, at night?

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Speaker 2: So what is the lie she's trying to.

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Speaker 9: Keep going scort that she's an escort. Wait a minute,

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Speaker 9: she's an escort to pay off her student loans.

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Speaker 2: Well, wait a minute, how did he meet her?

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Speaker 10: It says she met him, she's been dating him. She

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Speaker 9: She thinks he's a school teacher and a model because

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Speaker 10: Oh okay video.

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Speaker 6: Oh okay, So he didn't call the escort service and meeting, no, sir,

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Speaker 6: Oh okay, he met her at the thing.

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Speaker 2: So he thinks, well, he doesn't know did junk didjello?

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Speaker 4: Man?

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Speaker 6: Oh wait, do her name sound familiar to you? Ain't

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Speaker 10: I'm missing some advice talking bad.

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Speaker 6: Well, first of all, change your damn name. Yeah, everybody

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Speaker 6: don't know who you are at the escort service, all

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Speaker 6: down at the school board to a googler is very rare.

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Speaker 6: So look, look, hey, look, young sister. You can't be

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Speaker 6: so desperate to pay off your student loans that you

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Speaker 6: will do anything. Your reputation and your life forward after

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Speaker 6: this is far more important than the present. And always

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Speaker 6: understand that what you're doing the dog today gonna come

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Speaker 6: I were you, I would double think this escort service business.

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Speaker 6: It's paying off student loans, ain't that important? They got

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Speaker 6: all types of things available because of COVID. Now with

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Speaker 6: off student loans. You ain't got to sell yourself to

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Speaker 6: You're thirty two. You're an attractive girl.

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00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:53,880
Speaker 10: So you think you should she should be honest with him.

440
00:23:54,320 --> 00:24:02,080
Speaker 6: No, hell no, okay, No, your job is doing today.

441
00:24:02,119 --> 00:24:05,480
Speaker 6: You're a professional woman. That's your damn job. Do not

442
00:24:05,760 --> 00:24:09,439
Speaker 6: tell this man you and escort. Okay, just get out

443
00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:13,040
Speaker 6: to escort business. Just ain't the time for the truth. Well,

444
00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:15,760
Speaker 6: y'all get this phone that.

445
00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:19,000
Speaker 1: Gets up here. May now is truth? Y'all be trying to.

446
00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:20,400
Speaker 10: Tell too much honesty.

447
00:24:21,080 --> 00:24:21,720
Speaker 2: Nybody want to.

448
00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:23,280
Speaker 7: Hear that dude?

449
00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:24,399
Speaker 1: Dude be liking you.

450
00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:26,320
Speaker 6: Now, you're gonna tell him you a damn escort a

451
00:24:26,359 --> 00:24:27,920
Speaker 6: he gonna take your meet his mama.

452
00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:33,879
Speaker 9: Okay, all right, all right, So we're moving on Ginger

453
00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:37,040
Speaker 9: and Mobile, Alabama says. My husband and I bought a

454
00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:39,080
Speaker 9: town home and a part of town with a lot

455
00:24:39,119 --> 00:24:42,920
Speaker 9: of young families. We're in our early sixties and downsized

456
00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:46,080
Speaker 9: when we retired. The family's tutor is down has a

457
00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:48,719
Speaker 9: daughter that's a senior in high school, and she's got

458
00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:52,240
Speaker 9: a boyfriend that's always around Saturday. My husband and I

459
00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:55,359
Speaker 9: saw this girl and her boyfriend making out in the

460
00:24:55,520 --> 00:24:59,040
Speaker 9: car parked in front of our house. My husband is

461
00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:02,000
Speaker 9: the type to mind is business, but not if it's

462
00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:04,679
Speaker 9: in front of our house. Should we tell her parents

463
00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:05,119
Speaker 9: about this?

464
00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:12,560
Speaker 6: No, that ain't your business. That ain't your damn business.

465
00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:16,720
Speaker 6: What is you talking about? Mind your damn business?

466
00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:19,159
Speaker 2: Y'all want moved? Y'all old ass down there with all

467
00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:19,879
Speaker 2: the yunkiole.

468
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:23,920
Speaker 6: Now if you should have stayed your ass where old

469
00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:26,600
Speaker 6: people can't climb in back seats and do nothing?

470
00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:30,840
Speaker 1: No, tell her parents what stop?

471
00:25:31,040 --> 00:25:34,440
Speaker 6: It ain't your business. Your husband is the type of

472
00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:35,480
Speaker 6: mind his business.

473
00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:38,240
Speaker 1: You should too, And what good.

474
00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:39,080
Speaker 2: Is telling it? Gonna do?

475
00:25:39,359 --> 00:25:41,320
Speaker 6: All they gonna do is go somewhere else and sneak.

476
00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:46,080
Speaker 6: You can't raise that little girl. That ain't your business.

477
00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:49,320
Speaker 6: The hell is you over here?

478
00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:49,720
Speaker 8: Fall?

479
00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:51,720
Speaker 10: They downside?

480
00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:54,160
Speaker 2: Downside, go to senior citizen home.

481
00:25:54,240 --> 00:25:58,399
Speaker 10: If you that damn old candy Philly, We're moving on.

482
00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:01,720
Speaker 9: Canni is in Philly, he says my mother, My crazy

483
00:26:01,880 --> 00:26:05,600
Speaker 9: aunt maybe sharing a man. My aunt and my stepdad

484
00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:09,320
Speaker 9: have an inappropriate friendship. My aunt introduced him to my mom,

485
00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:11,840
Speaker 9: but I think they used to mess around before that.

486
00:26:12,359 --> 00:26:14,480
Speaker 9: We all went to my aunt's house last month for

487
00:26:14,560 --> 00:26:17,840
Speaker 9: a cookout and my aunt was sitting on my stepdad's lap.

488
00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:21,960
Speaker 9: I noticed her suddenly grinding on his lap, and when

489
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:25,160
Speaker 9: she realized I saw it, she jumped up. I told

490
00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:27,920
Speaker 9: my mom what happened, and she said, they like to

491
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:32,080
Speaker 9: joke around like that. How can my mom be so blonde?

492
00:26:32,760 --> 00:26:38,520
Speaker 6: Cause your mama liked jokes? Oh, she said, they joking around.

493
00:26:40,119 --> 00:26:43,679
Speaker 6: Your mama probably laughing her asss off somewhere. Once again,

494
00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:49,440
Speaker 6: if this ain't your damn business, what is wrong with

495
00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:56,720
Speaker 6: these letters today? These grown ass people consisting adults. Your

496
00:26:57,000 --> 00:27:02,760
Speaker 6: aunt was, oh, her sister's her husband's laugh grinding, saw

497
00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:04,040
Speaker 6: you and jumped up.

498
00:27:04,880 --> 00:27:06,199
Speaker 2: Now he had to stay seated.

499
00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:15,720
Speaker 6: Reasons then you that already went and told your mama,

500
00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:18,639
Speaker 6: and your mama told you they joke around like that.

501
00:27:19,160 --> 00:27:22,280
Speaker 6: Your mama might already know what's going on. Your mama

502
00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:25,840
Speaker 6: might be playing or something. Go state, why is your

503
00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:27,000
Speaker 6: young murder?

504
00:27:28,359 --> 00:27:28,719
Speaker 8: That's right?

505
00:27:28,840 --> 00:27:30,960
Speaker 6: See the other people is too old to be in this,

506
00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:34,720
Speaker 6: and now you too young to be in just the

507
00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:40,960
Speaker 6: worst damn clo questions nose and asked people.

508
00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:44,160
Speaker 10: Everybody, mind your own business, mind.

509
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:47,840
Speaker 6: Your damn business right in here about something about your life.

510
00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:52,160
Speaker 10: You're listening morning show.

511
00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:57,359
Speaker 9: Time to get the toys together. However, the elves, I

512
00:27:57,440 --> 00:28:01,159
Speaker 9: didn't know this. The elves are on strike, and you

513
00:28:01,240 --> 00:28:02,920
Speaker 9: guys here with some grievances.

514
00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:05,680
Speaker 8: Uh, I got this, I got this.

515
00:28:05,840 --> 00:28:09,000
Speaker 6: I'm gonna handle this one myself because it's something that

516
00:28:09,119 --> 00:28:12,320
Speaker 6: I'm I'm good at doing because I'm a former union man.

517
00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:17,320
Speaker 6: And els ls have decided they came to me with

518
00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:20,879
Speaker 6: a lot of complaints and I'm being their represented.

519
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:21,119
Speaker 2: Now.

520
00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:23,760
Speaker 6: We wanted Tommy to stand up for him, but then

521
00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:30,320
Speaker 6: he was already standing up. See right there they went

522
00:28:30,440 --> 00:28:33,119
Speaker 6: when I be down, We need somebody that stand up

523
00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:35,879
Speaker 6: for it. That looked like they actually standing, So I

524
00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:39,840
Speaker 6: said I would do it. The elves this year are

525
00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:43,840
Speaker 6: going on strike. Well they haven't gone on yet, but

526
00:28:43,920 --> 00:28:47,840
Speaker 6: they're threatened to go on strike. The elves are wanting

527
00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:50,560
Speaker 6: to sit out this year. Santa Claus is having trouble

528
00:28:50,840 --> 00:28:53,880
Speaker 6: because he's trying to talk to these damn ls about

529
00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:59,440
Speaker 6: their concern So I'm here with their grievances and I

530
00:28:59,560 --> 00:29:03,360
Speaker 6: want to are by saying these are the l's grievouses,

531
00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:07,080
Speaker 6: and I will be preparing these statements on behalf of

532
00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:08,360
Speaker 6: the L Foundation.

533
00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:08,920
Speaker 4: We need it.

534
00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:11,600
Speaker 8: We the LS who.

535
00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:16,040
Speaker 6: Work at the North Pole, are requesting the following changes.

536
00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:21,840
Speaker 6: Please show your support through our website www dot help

537
00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:27,680
Speaker 6: ls dot com. If you're gonna help the l's help

538
00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:30,200
Speaker 6: ls dot com, tell me, don't act great.

539
00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:30,680
Speaker 2: You don't know.

540
00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:34,840
Speaker 4: So you.

541
00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:38,520
Speaker 8: Know what, y'all?

542
00:29:38,760 --> 00:29:42,480
Speaker 6: We release all the complaints that the lves have and

543
00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:46,760
Speaker 6: here we go. Number one problem that they're having. We

544
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:51,320
Speaker 6: the LS would like to stop making these damn wooden toys.

545
00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:58,560
Speaker 6: Don't no kid, won't no damn wooden toy. And we've

546
00:29:58,640 --> 00:30:03,280
Speaker 6: been making them for years. Okay, ain't nobody asked for now?

547
00:30:03,400 --> 00:30:06,760
Speaker 6: One of these wouldn't wheel these wooden't pigs one block?

548
00:30:08,280 --> 00:30:11,760
Speaker 6: They got real toys now. Secondly, we the als are

549
00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:16,520
Speaker 6: requesting to have a casual Friday, so we.

550
00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:18,200
Speaker 2: Ain't gotta wear these stupid ass.

551
00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:23,360
Speaker 6: Uniform They have tight ass pants with these pointed hats.

552
00:30:24,120 --> 00:30:29,080
Speaker 6: We want a casual Friday. Voicing the concerns that als

553
00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:32,479
Speaker 6: have and there considered on going on strike and they

554
00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:35,320
Speaker 6: wanted me to convey this Santa Claus and everybody listen.

555
00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:40,440
Speaker 6: We the als would like to request a thirty minute

556
00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:41,320
Speaker 6: smoke break.

557
00:30:43,080 --> 00:30:44,920
Speaker 2: They smashed and we smoke.

558
00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:50,600
Speaker 6: We want to be able to go outside and smoke

559
00:30:50,720 --> 00:30:52,080
Speaker 6: whatever we want.

560
00:30:56,880 --> 00:30:59,360
Speaker 2: Try making these worney toys without it.

561
00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:01,960
Speaker 8: Don't get high.

562
00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:06,800
Speaker 6: Here's the next complaint on behalf of the Hell's Elves.

563
00:31:06,880 --> 00:31:11,840
Speaker 6: We the Alves have voted to eliminate bring your kids

564
00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:12,640
Speaker 6: to work there.

565
00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:23,480
Speaker 2: The truth of the matter is l really don't like kids. No,

566
00:31:23,760 --> 00:31:24,480
Speaker 2: we don't.

567
00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:29,800
Speaker 6: Damn because they think we kids too, just because we short.

568
00:31:30,280 --> 00:31:38,680
Speaker 2: Get your damn hands off of me. I drove here

569
00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:39,840
Speaker 2: in the sleeve.

570
00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:41,400
Speaker 6: High.

571
00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:44,600
Speaker 2: Next complaint that they have, we the.

572
00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:52,200
Speaker 6: Elves are uncomfortable wearing these dang funny toe shoes.

573
00:31:51,880 --> 00:31:52,560
Speaker 2: That hurt out.

574
00:31:55,880 --> 00:31:59,320
Speaker 6: We want crocs to be the new official L shoe,

575
00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:07,200
Speaker 6: Crocs and gaiters to be the new L shoe. The

576
00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:10,600
Speaker 6: Elves I'm doing complaint. You don't act like you ain't

577
00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:14,600
Speaker 6: with them? Are you trying to add a complaint?

578
00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:16,440
Speaker 7: Don't like.

579
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:20,560
Speaker 1: Elves and pilgrims have the same suit?

580
00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:21,320
Speaker 11: Is the.

581
00:32:26,120 --> 00:32:27,320
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not.

582
00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:30,560
Speaker 2: Well, let's quit playing this game.

583
00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:37,640
Speaker 6: Next complaint, We the Elves do not like Elves shirts

584
00:32:37,720 --> 00:32:41,320
Speaker 6: and pants. They ain't got no damn pockets, and we

585
00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:49,120
Speaker 6: want to start using fanny packs so when we go

586
00:32:49,280 --> 00:32:52,400
Speaker 6: outside to take our smoke break, we'll have our stuff

587
00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:59,120
Speaker 6: with its. Next complaint, We the Elves understand that we

588
00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:02,000
Speaker 6: on the nor of pole but some of the younger

589
00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:05,760
Speaker 6: Els wants to cut back on the heat being so

590
00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:10,840
Speaker 6: high all the time in the workshop. The older al's

591
00:33:10,960 --> 00:33:14,640
Speaker 6: is fine, but the young just for damn we Swiss

592
00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:24,920
Speaker 6: mat We the Elves would like to assign ten l's

593
00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:28,320
Speaker 6: each year to ride around with SNA because we think

594
00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:31,560
Speaker 6: it's unfair that we make all these damn toys and

595
00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:33,120
Speaker 6: we don't ever get to go on one.

596
00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:38,120
Speaker 2: Fat ass just be packing up the slid with the rain.

597
00:33:38,240 --> 00:33:43,920
Speaker 2: Then we made the toy. Let us go a couple

598
00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:45,680
Speaker 2: more quickly, were the als.

599
00:33:45,840 --> 00:33:48,800
Speaker 6: We still love miss Claws and we know she's very

600
00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:51,840
Speaker 6: nice and she's never too busy to being down and

601
00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:54,480
Speaker 6: give us a hug, but we still would like.

602
00:33:54,560 --> 00:33:58,440
Speaker 2: To know exactly what does she do up here?

603
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:05,000
Speaker 8: The cook, the cook for everybody had.

604
00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:07,040
Speaker 2: Nothing from her we got.

605
00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:12,200
Speaker 6: And last but not least, we the l support the

606
00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:16,759
Speaker 6: me too movement that's real strong up here, and some

607
00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:21,600
Speaker 6: of the female als are requested that Santa refrain from

608
00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:24,160
Speaker 6: saying ho ho ho hope.

609
00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:28,000
Speaker 10: And on that note, we're gonna go go.

610
00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:33,080
Speaker 9: You're listening morning show?

611
00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:36,879
Speaker 10: All right, guys, it's time for would you rather here

612
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:37,320
Speaker 10: we go?

613
00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:38,279
Speaker 7: Now?

614
00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:40,640
Speaker 10: Would you rather take a body?

615
00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:45,239
Speaker 9: Shot off your partner, your date, whoever you're with, or

616
00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:48,120
Speaker 9: would you rather for them to take a body shot

617
00:34:48,280 --> 00:34:48,680
Speaker 9: off you?

618
00:34:49,920 --> 00:34:50,400
Speaker 4: This? This?

619
00:34:54,840 --> 00:34:56,640
Speaker 8: Would you take a shot off for them? Or a

620
00:34:56,760 --> 00:34:58,040
Speaker 8: shot off you?

621
00:34:58,120 --> 00:35:00,080
Speaker 13: Ain't gonna believe the level of Lynton my Billy, but

622
00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:01,560
Speaker 13: let me take the one off of you.

623
00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:02,160
Speaker 6: I'm not.

624
00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:06,759
Speaker 8: My stomach can't hold a shot glass. It's gonna keep

625
00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:11,719
Speaker 8: hand it over, I promise, yeah, take it off, it's

626
00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:12,919
Speaker 8: gonna keep clipping over.

627
00:35:13,040 --> 00:35:13,400
Speaker 4: I was just.

628
00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:16,720
Speaker 10: What about you, Steve? You didn't answer.

629
00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:22,760
Speaker 6: I don't even know what that is, but a body

630
00:35:22,840 --> 00:35:26,439
Speaker 6: shot like I definitely take it off her though. Yeah,

631
00:35:30,280 --> 00:35:32,640
Speaker 6: I got big enough lips. You don't even need the glass.

632
00:35:38,120 --> 00:35:39,600
Speaker 6: Get to by a shot off for you?

633
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:41,319
Speaker 8: All right?

634
00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:45,040
Speaker 9: Here's another one. Would you rather be in the Hall

635
00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:48,719
Speaker 9: of Fame or a sports career or.

636
00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:49,840
Speaker 10: A music career?

637
00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:52,400
Speaker 2: Oh? Oh sport?

638
00:35:53,520 --> 00:35:53,719
Speaker 3: Yeah?

639
00:35:54,280 --> 00:35:56,080
Speaker 10: Like football or basketball, baseball?

640
00:35:56,239 --> 00:35:56,560
Speaker 9: Something?

641
00:35:56,760 --> 00:35:56,920
Speaker 4: Yeah?

642
00:35:57,080 --> 00:35:58,960
Speaker 10: Not music as much as you love music.

643
00:35:59,040 --> 00:36:02,799
Speaker 6: See Roscale Wallace already got that covet. I ain't worried

644
00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:08,960
Speaker 6: about that. My alter egos in the rock. Every time

645
00:36:09,080 --> 00:36:11,160
Speaker 6: somebody getting inducted, it's help he.

646
00:36:11,239 --> 00:36:13,759
Speaker 2: Can credit for all that this show.

647
00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:16,120
Speaker 10: What about you now?

648
00:36:16,880 --> 00:36:17,240
Speaker 1: Music?

649
00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:20,279
Speaker 8: I can't sing a lick that'd be name. I know

650
00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:21,480
Speaker 8: you weren't gonna say sports.

651
00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:23,320
Speaker 1: Shut up Jr.

652
00:36:24,760 --> 00:36:27,319
Speaker 2: He was gonna be in there for what he said.

653
00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:28,640
Speaker 2: He said, gonna be in there for what.

654
00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:31,600
Speaker 8: Music? Music?

655
00:36:32,880 --> 00:36:43,560
Speaker 6: What is you gonna be a little drummer boy? I

656
00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:45,200
Speaker 6: remember when Tom was a little boy and he was

657
00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:48,759
Speaker 6: in the Christmas Player. He got mad, We're not gonna

658
00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:51,680
Speaker 6: do it this year. We're not gonna do it. That's

659
00:36:51,719 --> 00:36:54,400
Speaker 6: what That's what I was trying to tell him every year,

660
00:36:54,440 --> 00:36:57,520
Speaker 6: because I just time was so small. Every year I

661
00:36:57,600 --> 00:37:04,600
Speaker 6: made him play Baby Jesus. He won't be a wise

662
00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:07,640
Speaker 6: man that anybody got no time be trying to explain

663
00:37:07,760 --> 00:37:11,600
Speaker 6: how little your ass he is a man. You're a

664
00:37:11,680 --> 00:37:12,200
Speaker 6: little boy.

665
00:37:12,280 --> 00:37:14,719
Speaker 2: You finna be Baby Jesus every year, and then lay

666
00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:15,200
Speaker 2: down in.

667
00:37:15,239 --> 00:37:17,319
Speaker 1: That hey, and quit moving.

668
00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:23,480
Speaker 8: And keep your face covered.

669
00:37:23,520 --> 00:37:24,279
Speaker 3: You look old.

670
00:37:26,239 --> 00:37:31,640
Speaker 2: Come on, sir, all right, I want to go wise

671
00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:32,560
Speaker 2: man this year.

672
00:37:32,640 --> 00:37:35,920
Speaker 6: You're not gonna be no man in this place. You're

673
00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:37,680
Speaker 6: too short, Baby Jesus.

674
00:37:39,040 --> 00:37:41,640
Speaker 10: All right, coming up in forty nine. Thank you guys,

675
00:37:41,719 --> 00:37:44,759
Speaker 10: coming to quick time on him and lay him in

676
00:37:44,880 --> 00:37:45,719
Speaker 10: that damn hey.

677
00:37:46,960 --> 00:37:52,120
Speaker 9: You're listening morning show, all right, So steve this is

678
00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:55,360
Speaker 9: from Sean on Facebook. Now listen to this. Sean writes,

679
00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:57,920
Speaker 9: a few months ago, I was hanging out at a

680
00:37:57,960 --> 00:38:01,680
Speaker 9: bar when this fine woman started talking to me. I

681
00:38:01,840 --> 00:38:04,560
Speaker 9: was recently out of a breakup and we're just talking

682
00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:08,480
Speaker 9: and getting our drink on. Anyway, the conversation was flirty

683
00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:11,279
Speaker 9: and a suggestive attempt to change my mind on the

684
00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:13,440
Speaker 9: parking lot rendezvous she was proposing.

685
00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:15,399
Speaker 10: Fast forward to now.

686
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:18,239
Speaker 9: I just got a nice job at a new tech

687
00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:23,839
Speaker 9: company and things have been promising until I walked into

688
00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:26,120
Speaker 9: my new boss's office for a get to know you

689
00:38:26,320 --> 00:38:31,480
Speaker 9: session and saw the pictures on his desk. That fine

690
00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:34,520
Speaker 9: woman is his wife. He's now telling me how fun

691
00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:37,920
Speaker 9: his Christmas party always is and that I have to

692
00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:40,720
Speaker 9: be there. But I'm thinking that that's the last place

693
00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:43,600
Speaker 9: I want to be. Nothing happened, and I can sure

694
00:38:43,719 --> 00:38:46,120
Speaker 9: keep a secret, but this is awkward.

695
00:38:46,600 --> 00:38:48,600
Speaker 10: Uncle, see any suggestions?

696
00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:51,479
Speaker 2: Well, he then said, you got to be at the party.

697
00:38:51,560 --> 00:38:52,040
Speaker 2: You gotta go.

698
00:38:53,960 --> 00:38:58,920
Speaker 6: See listen to me, man, you don't know this information. Well,

699
00:38:59,040 --> 00:39:01,880
Speaker 6: let me put the cheetah way. Your boss doesn't know

700
00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:06,160
Speaker 6: that you have this information, so you're just going over

701
00:39:06,239 --> 00:39:08,000
Speaker 6: to his Christmas party as requested.

702
00:39:09,160 --> 00:39:11,440
Speaker 2: So when you get there, just be as surprised as

703
00:39:11,520 --> 00:39:14,680
Speaker 2: she is. Should he do?

704
00:39:15,320 --> 00:39:17,319
Speaker 10: Say it's deep, like, what when are you.

705
00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:20,279
Speaker 2: Going to walk in and go? Harold's glad you could

706
00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:23,680
Speaker 2: make it to the party. This is my wife. Uh,

707
00:39:24,760 --> 00:39:31,759
Speaker 2: what's a good name, Tamika? This is this is Harold Man.

708
00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:36,279
Speaker 6: Wow, nice to meet you, to mikad and she goes

709
00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:38,560
Speaker 6: downplay it too because she ain't trying to mess her

710
00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:43,800
Speaker 6: life up. Hear what you cannot do, Harold, This is

711
00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:44,720
Speaker 6: my wife, Tamika.

712
00:39:45,560 --> 00:40:00,480
Speaker 4: I fought you. We you doing?

713
00:40:01,840 --> 00:40:04,440
Speaker 2: You know I you know, I don't even know. That

714
00:40:04,560 --> 00:40:06,919
Speaker 2: ain't even my normal drink. You know what I'm saying.

715
00:40:07,719 --> 00:40:11,040
Speaker 6: Man, your boss standing there looking you can go over

716
00:40:11,160 --> 00:40:14,600
Speaker 6: to the party. You don't You didn't go in the office.

717
00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:17,360
Speaker 6: You didn't see her picture. You don't know she exists,

718
00:40:17,680 --> 00:40:20,640
Speaker 6: and in your world she doesn't exist. Don't not go

719
00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:23,120
Speaker 6: to the Christmas party because he said you have to come.

720
00:40:23,360 --> 00:40:26,120
Speaker 6: If you don't come, that'll look crazy. Just go to

721
00:40:26,239 --> 00:40:29,799
Speaker 6: the party, man, act normal, trust and believe. She ain't

722
00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:30,760
Speaker 6: gonna let on nothing.

723
00:40:31,280 --> 00:40:33,920
Speaker 10: She ain't gonna ask you well, no, she.

724
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:37,359
Speaker 6: Gonna be Oh look women, women slick as hell. Y'all ways,

725
00:40:37,440 --> 00:40:39,600
Speaker 6: slicker than men. She gonna act like she ain't never

726
00:40:39,640 --> 00:40:41,279
Speaker 6: seen you a day in her life. But now, let

727
00:40:41,320 --> 00:40:45,680
Speaker 6: me explain something to you. Don't get crispy player? Or

728
00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:51,520
Speaker 6: does that mean that don't like you know? Take her number,

729
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:54,520
Speaker 6: say something to on the side, ease over to her

730
00:40:54,560 --> 00:40:55,240
Speaker 6: with the drink.

731
00:40:56,080 --> 00:40:58,239
Speaker 2: Ain't want sam then? How you doing? I didn't know this?

732
00:40:58,560 --> 00:41:00,680
Speaker 2: So you so you here?

733
00:41:01,120 --> 00:41:05,000
Speaker 6: No, No, don't get crispy. Stay like a wet corn flake.

734
00:41:05,160 --> 00:41:07,240
Speaker 6: Just sit your ass in that corner, be limp.

735
00:41:08,120 --> 00:41:09,240
Speaker 8: I ain't never heard of crispy.

736
00:41:09,320 --> 00:41:13,440
Speaker 6: Do don't go over the acting crispy. Yeah, don't go

737
00:41:13,520 --> 00:41:17,319
Speaker 6: over acting crispy like you just they frosted flakes. Set

738
00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:19,799
Speaker 6: your ass you just a regular corn flake would tap

739
00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:20,400
Speaker 6: wad on it.

740
00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:22,839
Speaker 2: Go over there.

741
00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:25,399
Speaker 6: Don't nobody want you? Sit over there like a wet

742
00:41:25,520 --> 00:41:29,480
Speaker 6: corn flake. All in here like you Captain crunch. Yeah,

743
00:41:31,560 --> 00:41:34,719
Speaker 6: what what does she say? Let me let me let

744
00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:36,520
Speaker 6: me talk to you in the in the in the study.

745
00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:37,239
Speaker 8: What she said?

746
00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:41,000
Speaker 6: No, we ain't going to no damn study. He just

747
00:41:41,120 --> 00:41:43,560
Speaker 6: got this good ass job. You gonna end it that night,

748
00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:45,920
Speaker 6: go on, no damn study. No, I can't do that.

749
00:41:46,040 --> 00:41:49,600
Speaker 6: I'm sorry, No disrespect I don't want to be disrespectful.

750
00:41:50,200 --> 00:41:52,480
Speaker 6: That'll make her want you more. But just going, hey, no,

751
00:41:52,960 --> 00:42:01,080
Speaker 6: no disrespect Yeah, excuse yourself from the party. Reilly, Well me,

752
00:42:01,280 --> 00:42:03,520
Speaker 6: j it's going to Steve.

753
00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:07,680
Speaker 2: Matters.

754
00:42:07,719 --> 00:42:09,680
Speaker 6: Matter of fact, when you say good night to your boss,

755
00:42:09,719 --> 00:42:18,840
Speaker 6: put that wind in your jaws. On you put that

756
00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:19,880
Speaker 6: wind in your jaws.

757
00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:25,719
Speaker 2: That's that. I'm the vomited ass win right, everybody rule

758
00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:26,680
Speaker 2: BRD not tonight.

759
00:42:26,760 --> 00:42:29,439
Speaker 9: Ho Lord Hill, Jesus, we have more of the Steve

760
00:42:29,520 --> 00:42:34,799
Speaker 9: Harvey Morning shows. You're listening. Steve Harvey Morning Show coming

761
00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:36,879
Speaker 9: up at the top of the hour right about four

762
00:42:36,960 --> 00:42:39,880
Speaker 9: minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today. The subject

763
00:42:40,360 --> 00:42:42,280
Speaker 9: he picked the wrong sister.

764
00:42:43,440 --> 00:42:44,200
Speaker 1: Wait till you hear that.

765
00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:46,040
Speaker 9: We'll get into it in just a bit. But right

766
00:42:46,080 --> 00:42:49,600
Speaker 9: now the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.

767
00:42:49,680 --> 00:42:51,720
Speaker 9: What you got for us, neph y'all hold.

768
00:42:51,600 --> 00:42:52,440
Speaker 8: Tight here come.

769
00:42:54,680 --> 00:42:54,919
Speaker 4: Hello.

770
00:42:55,239 --> 00:42:58,880
Speaker 2: Hello, I'm trying to reach your sand Hey, how you doing.

771
00:42:59,360 --> 00:42:59,840
Speaker 7: I'm fine.

772
00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:02,560
Speaker 5: This This is Brian. This is Brian. I work with

773
00:43:02,600 --> 00:43:07,040
Speaker 5: your sister Kiva. Okay, we've met a couple of times.

774
00:43:07,560 --> 00:43:09,200
Speaker 5: You've you've come out to happy hour with us a

775
00:43:09,239 --> 00:43:11,920
Speaker 5: couple of times, but that's been you just had a baby.

776
00:43:11,760 --> 00:43:14,640
Speaker 7: Right, Oh yeah, so that must have been a long

777
00:43:14,680 --> 00:43:16,800
Speaker 7: time ago. I sure did just have a baby.

778
00:43:17,480 --> 00:43:17,799
Speaker 3: She said.

779
00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:18,560
Speaker 7: This is Brian.

780
00:43:18,920 --> 00:43:22,479
Speaker 2: Yeah, Brian, congratulations. How many months is it that it's been.

781
00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:23,880
Speaker 7: Three months since I've had him?

782
00:43:24,160 --> 00:43:26,360
Speaker 8: Okay, all right, well congratulations to you.

783
00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:31,360
Speaker 5: Listen, we're putting together a pot luck Christmas party and

784
00:43:31,440 --> 00:43:32,640
Speaker 5: we wanted to invite you out.

785
00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:36,320
Speaker 7: Oh okay, is this some kind of surprise or something?

786
00:43:37,719 --> 00:43:40,879
Speaker 5: Well, you know what, I'm My job is to call

787
00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:43,560
Speaker 5: around since it's a potluck and make sure we get

788
00:43:43,600 --> 00:43:45,960
Speaker 5: everybody to bring something. What I wanted to do is

789
00:43:46,440 --> 00:43:48,680
Speaker 5: I told her she should invite you her sister. I'm

790
00:43:48,680 --> 00:43:50,759
Speaker 5: sure your sister. I was just saying you probably hadn't

791
00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:53,000
Speaker 5: been able to get out since the baby, and maybe

792
00:43:53,040 --> 00:43:53,880
Speaker 5: you would want to get.

793
00:43:53,719 --> 00:43:54,279
Speaker 8: Out a little bit.

794
00:43:54,400 --> 00:43:56,960
Speaker 7: Yeah you said that. I've been trapped in this house

795
00:43:57,000 --> 00:44:00,240
Speaker 7: with his baby. Oh and oh, you're such a greedy baby.

796
00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:03,560
Speaker 7: But yeah, I'm here a lot. This is like my

797
00:44:03,719 --> 00:44:06,080
Speaker 7: second child, and I'm telling you he was nothing like

798
00:44:06,160 --> 00:44:08,800
Speaker 7: the first one. But I haven't been out. When is

799
00:44:08,840 --> 00:44:09,280
Speaker 7: the party?

800
00:44:09,960 --> 00:44:12,440
Speaker 5: It's gonna be next week, next Friday. We're gonna throw

801
00:44:12,520 --> 00:44:14,480
Speaker 5: it and we're not trying to do anything too late,

802
00:44:14,560 --> 00:44:17,600
Speaker 5: probably around six o'clock. Everybody's gonna leave work a little early,

803
00:44:17,680 --> 00:44:20,719
Speaker 5: but we're gonna all bring a little something to contribute

804
00:44:20,760 --> 00:44:22,840
Speaker 5: to the party, you know, whatever type of food or

805
00:44:22,880 --> 00:44:25,200
Speaker 5: drinks or whatever. So we just wanted to reach out

806
00:44:25,239 --> 00:44:26,200
Speaker 5: and give you an invitation.

807
00:44:27,440 --> 00:44:29,680
Speaker 7: I just need to see if I can get a babysitter.

808
00:44:30,160 --> 00:44:33,640
Speaker 7: I haven't had to use a babysitter yet, but I'll try.

809
00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:35,800
Speaker 7: I'll do my best for me. It's my sister and

810
00:44:35,880 --> 00:44:38,160
Speaker 7: her friend, so i'd be glad to come. So you

811
00:44:38,280 --> 00:44:40,880
Speaker 7: said it's pop luck. What are y'all bringing?

812
00:44:41,320 --> 00:44:43,960
Speaker 5: Well, some people are bringing finger food, some people are

813
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:48,160
Speaker 5: bringing desserts, nachos and things like that. So I guess

814
00:44:48,200 --> 00:44:50,960
Speaker 5: a little bit of everything, and everybody's just in the

815
00:44:51,040 --> 00:44:51,720
Speaker 5: Christmas spirit.

816
00:44:51,760 --> 00:44:52,799
Speaker 8: We just gonna have a good time.

817
00:44:53,120 --> 00:44:55,560
Speaker 7: Well do I need to cook it myself? Or can

818
00:44:55,680 --> 00:44:57,759
Speaker 7: I just order something to have it delivered or something

819
00:44:57,840 --> 00:45:00,239
Speaker 7: like that. You know, I'm fooling with this baby get

820
00:45:00,239 --> 00:45:02,120
Speaker 7: too much done while I'm here, But I'd be glad

821
00:45:02,160 --> 00:45:02,760
Speaker 7: to contribute.

822
00:45:03,239 --> 00:45:06,160
Speaker 8: Uh well, actually we're we're interested in getting some eggnog.

823
00:45:06,840 --> 00:45:09,960
Speaker 7: Uh yeah, I can. Probably I could send my husband

824
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:12,240
Speaker 7: out to get some because you know, NaN's just schooled

825
00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:16,160
Speaker 7: his specialty shop. They make some good homemade ignog. I

826
00:45:16,200 --> 00:45:17,120
Speaker 7: could do eggnogs.

827
00:45:17,520 --> 00:45:19,520
Speaker 5: Well, well, hang on, we didn't. We didn't want anything

828
00:45:19,640 --> 00:45:24,160
Speaker 5: from a specialty shop. We're real particular about having good eggnog.

829
00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:26,920
Speaker 5: We've always had good eggnog every year when we throw

830
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:29,600
Speaker 5: the big pot luck Christmas party. We wanted to see

831
00:45:29,600 --> 00:45:32,880
Speaker 5: if you didn't mind making some eggnog from scratch. But

832
00:45:33,200 --> 00:45:35,359
Speaker 5: you know, if you if you could really really help

833
00:45:35,440 --> 00:45:39,120
Speaker 5: us out. Uh, you know you using using the breast.

834
00:45:38,920 --> 00:45:39,600
Speaker 8: Milk to do it.

835
00:45:39,960 --> 00:45:42,200
Speaker 7: Well, they make the best milk over there. I know

836
00:45:42,280 --> 00:45:45,360
Speaker 7: they used whole milk. Sometimes they use that butter cream milk.

837
00:45:45,680 --> 00:45:47,360
Speaker 7: You know what I should get my aunt to make

838
00:45:47,440 --> 00:45:49,560
Speaker 7: because she got a real good recipe and I know

839
00:45:49,680 --> 00:45:51,759
Speaker 7: she used the best milk as I can get.

840
00:45:51,680 --> 00:45:52,160
Speaker 2: Her to make some.

841
00:45:52,440 --> 00:45:52,960
Speaker 7: Is that okay?

842
00:45:53,200 --> 00:45:55,959
Speaker 8: Okay, So your mom has what kind of milk?

843
00:45:56,200 --> 00:45:59,719
Speaker 7: My ate, she makes the best eggnog. And I know

844
00:46:00,160 --> 00:46:02,520
Speaker 7: you like whole milk and buttermilk and stuff. That's what

845
00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:03,160
Speaker 7: I was thinking.

846
00:46:04,680 --> 00:46:07,440
Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, no no no, we want some

847
00:46:07,719 --> 00:46:11,919
Speaker 5: breast milk, not the best milk. We want breast aren't

848
00:46:11,960 --> 00:46:12,879
Speaker 5: you breastfeeding?

849
00:46:13,320 --> 00:46:16,080
Speaker 7: You you say breast as in b R E A

850
00:46:16,280 --> 00:46:16,520
Speaker 7: S T.

851
00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:18,359
Speaker 1: Breast milk, breast milk.

852
00:46:18,480 --> 00:46:21,920
Speaker 7: Yes, yes, wait a minute, wait a minute, yeah, I'm breastfeeding.

853
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:25,000
Speaker 7: But breast milk is for babies. Adult people don't supposed

854
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:26,800
Speaker 7: to drink that. If you if you're not no infant,

855
00:46:26,840 --> 00:46:27,719
Speaker 7: you're not supposed.

856
00:46:27,360 --> 00:46:27,960
Speaker 2: To be milk.

857
00:46:28,080 --> 00:46:30,400
Speaker 5: Breast milk is the best milk. See, so what we

858
00:46:30,560 --> 00:46:33,279
Speaker 5: was trying to do is get it. Get the eggnog

859
00:46:33,440 --> 00:46:35,399
Speaker 5: made with breast milk, and that's what we want.

860
00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:37,640
Speaker 7: Brian, you say your name is Brian.

861
00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:38,600
Speaker 8: Yes, I'm Brian.

862
00:46:38,800 --> 00:46:42,040
Speaker 7: Okay, Brian, you must be white because because black folks

863
00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:46,640
Speaker 7: don't drink breast milk. That's for babies. Okay, I am

864
00:46:46,840 --> 00:46:51,480
Speaker 7: not making eggnog with breast milk. Now, Breast milk is

865
00:46:51,560 --> 00:46:54,360
Speaker 7: not what you get. That is for my newborn infants.

866
00:46:54,560 --> 00:46:57,920
Speaker 7: That sounds nasty, Unstan, Why would I do that to

867
00:46:58,000 --> 00:46:58,399
Speaker 7: other people?

868
00:46:59,320 --> 00:47:00,200
Speaker 4: That as my to do?

869
00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:01,919
Speaker 2: I mean, is there a way you can like pump

870
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:03,120
Speaker 2: out two gallons for us?

871
00:47:03,120 --> 00:47:05,920
Speaker 7: I mean, what we're about to end this conversation. That

872
00:47:06,080 --> 00:47:09,160
Speaker 7: is not something I'm about to do. Okay, I am

873
00:47:09,280 --> 00:47:16,920
Speaker 7: not pumping milk for some Christmas party. That that is nasty. Okay,

874
00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:19,560
Speaker 7: somebody gonna call the health's apartment on y'all bring them

875
00:47:20,280 --> 00:47:23,320
Speaker 7: milk up there to make some eggnog? What does that?

876
00:47:24,080 --> 00:47:27,040
Speaker 7: We don't do that. This ain't no feet of village

877
00:47:27,080 --> 00:47:29,520
Speaker 7: with my milk, you know what, ma'am?

878
00:47:30,200 --> 00:47:30,400
Speaker 8: I mean.

879
00:47:30,680 --> 00:47:31,000
Speaker 3: I don't know.

880
00:47:31,040 --> 00:47:32,719
Speaker 5: I wasn't trying to offend you. I just wanted to

881
00:47:32,719 --> 00:47:34,960
Speaker 5: see if it was something that you would do for us.

882
00:47:35,360 --> 00:47:37,080
Speaker 5: You know, maybe you could. You could squeeze out a

883
00:47:37,120 --> 00:47:38,719
Speaker 5: couple of gallons and we could.

884
00:47:39,680 --> 00:47:43,280
Speaker 7: I'm past offended. I ain't squeezing out a table spool

885
00:47:43,280 --> 00:47:46,520
Speaker 7: of breast milk to be donating to some Christmas party?

886
00:47:47,520 --> 00:47:47,840
Speaker 7: Does that?

887
00:47:48,520 --> 00:47:49,080
Speaker 2: Okay? Yeah?

888
00:47:49,160 --> 00:47:51,560
Speaker 7: You got me something you need to tell Keith. First

889
00:47:51,560 --> 00:47:53,040
Speaker 7: of all, I don't even know why ever gave you

890
00:47:53,200 --> 00:47:55,680
Speaker 7: my number to invite me to some cause she couldn't have.

891
00:47:55,840 --> 00:47:57,319
Speaker 7: She couldn't have known you're gonna ask me to make

892
00:47:57,400 --> 00:47:59,960
Speaker 7: some damn egnog with real breast mills.

893
00:48:00,040 --> 00:48:00,319
Speaker 2: I didn't.

894
00:48:00,320 --> 00:48:00,600
Speaker 8: I didn't.

895
00:48:00,600 --> 00:48:02,840
Speaker 5: I didn't tell Keiva exactly what I wanted, but I

896
00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:05,160
Speaker 5: didn't think it was gonna be this much of a problem.

897
00:48:05,239 --> 00:48:06,920
Speaker 5: That you would have a problem with a couple of

898
00:48:06,960 --> 00:48:08,680
Speaker 5: gallons so we could have a good time with real

899
00:48:08,760 --> 00:48:09,239
Speaker 5: good milk.

900
00:48:09,640 --> 00:48:13,680
Speaker 7: Well, Brian, y'all work in corporate America. Surely you are

901
00:48:13,800 --> 00:48:17,680
Speaker 7: smarter than that calling somebody asking for some breast milk?

902
00:48:17,880 --> 00:48:18,520
Speaker 7: Who does that?

903
00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:19,320
Speaker 4: What you can do?

904
00:48:19,560 --> 00:48:21,560
Speaker 7: If you want some eggnock, you could stop at the

905
00:48:21,600 --> 00:48:23,760
Speaker 7: grocery store and get you some infamel or some similar

906
00:48:23,800 --> 00:48:27,080
Speaker 7: can mix me agnog yourself, if that's what you choose

907
00:48:27,200 --> 00:48:29,640
Speaker 7: to do. But my breast milk, you can't even pay

908
00:48:29,760 --> 00:48:31,920
Speaker 7: for it. Okay, I don't get down like that. That's

909
00:48:31,960 --> 00:48:34,400
Speaker 7: a if I ever heard of it? You too, in

910
00:48:34,520 --> 00:48:36,880
Speaker 7: tells you be calling around asking people for milk?

911
00:48:37,600 --> 00:48:40,319
Speaker 5: Does oh you're gonna be this selfish that you can't

912
00:48:40,440 --> 00:48:42,440
Speaker 5: loan us a little bit of breast milk so we

913
00:48:42,520 --> 00:48:45,040
Speaker 5: can have a great time with some eggnog at the party.

914
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:49,879
Speaker 7: Selfish, loan breast milk?

915
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:51,960
Speaker 5: Okay, you know what? You know what concerned, don't worry about.

916
00:48:51,960 --> 00:48:53,120
Speaker 5: We don't even want you at the party. If you

917
00:48:53,160 --> 00:48:54,759
Speaker 5: ain't gonna bring the breast milk, then don't come to

918
00:48:54,800 --> 00:48:55,200
Speaker 5: the party.

919
00:48:55,320 --> 00:48:56,759
Speaker 7: Damn right, I don't need to come here on a

920
00:48:56,840 --> 00:49:00,360
Speaker 7: sunky party. And you tell Keiva this is some Steven

921
00:49:00,400 --> 00:49:01,480
Speaker 7: have her friend call me.

922
00:49:01,719 --> 00:49:04,600
Speaker 5: I am the party coordinator, and Keiva knows that that's

923
00:49:04,640 --> 00:49:06,640
Speaker 5: and I tried to be nice enough to invite you.

924
00:49:06,880 --> 00:49:10,239
Speaker 7: I'm offended. I am offended. Okay, would you ask your

925
00:49:10,320 --> 00:49:12,640
Speaker 7: wife or your girlfriend or whoever your baby mam is

926
00:49:12,719 --> 00:49:15,000
Speaker 7: to do something like that? Would you expect somebody to

927
00:49:15,080 --> 00:49:17,440
Speaker 7: ask her? You're just respecting me asking me for some

928
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:20,920
Speaker 7: like that. Okay, you know what, Brian, what is your

929
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:23,359
Speaker 7: last name? Because I'm failing to remember who you are

930
00:49:23,560 --> 00:49:25,200
Speaker 7: because I'm sure gonna ask keep.

931
00:49:25,160 --> 00:49:27,680
Speaker 5: Well, Brian, Brian ain't really my name. I didn't really

932
00:49:27,719 --> 00:49:28,799
Speaker 5: want to tell you my real name.

933
00:49:29,280 --> 00:49:31,760
Speaker 7: So so you playing on the phone. Naw, you probably

934
00:49:31,800 --> 00:49:33,440
Speaker 7: don't even know my sister. Who is this?

935
00:49:33,760 --> 00:49:37,120
Speaker 8: I mean, I talk to your sister about twenty minutes ago.

936
00:49:37,160 --> 00:49:37,799
Speaker 8: I talked to Keith.

937
00:49:37,960 --> 00:49:39,920
Speaker 7: You cain't talk to my Kieva because this is.

938
00:49:39,960 --> 00:49:42,680
Speaker 4: A I know that too clearly, Okay, but I want

939
00:49:42,680 --> 00:49:43,360
Speaker 4: to go and tell.

940
00:49:43,200 --> 00:49:43,600
Speaker 2: You this here.

941
00:49:43,719 --> 00:49:45,399
Speaker 7: You know what You're gonna get off my damn phone.

942
00:49:45,440 --> 00:49:46,200
Speaker 7: That's what you're gonna do.

943
00:49:46,440 --> 00:49:49,120
Speaker 5: Keeva told me to call because see, I am nephew

944
00:49:49,320 --> 00:49:52,400
Speaker 5: Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show, and your sister

945
00:49:52,640 --> 00:49:54,799
Speaker 5: Cable got me the prank phone call.

946
00:49:55,000 --> 00:50:00,239
Speaker 7: You you talking about that nephew Timas on the TV

947
00:50:00,360 --> 00:50:15,120
Speaker 7: in the radio. This kn't be real, you're me. I'm like,

948
00:50:15,239 --> 00:50:18,800
Speaker 7: who just said it? Oh my god? Oh you real? Funny?

949
00:50:18,880 --> 00:50:23,279
Speaker 1: Okay, you said.

950
00:50:23,400 --> 00:50:25,520
Speaker 5: I gotta ask you, baby, what's the baddest that. I mean,

951
00:50:25,560 --> 00:50:27,239
Speaker 5: the baddest radio show in.

952
00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:34,919
Speaker 7: The land, The Steve Harvey Morning Show, New York, New York,

953
00:50:35,040 --> 00:50:36,080
Speaker 7: Big City of Dreams.

954
00:50:36,120 --> 00:50:39,200
Speaker 5: Get ready, baby, February to third. The nephew was coming

955
00:50:39,280 --> 00:50:42,000
Speaker 5: to the n y C The City Winery. You heard

956
00:50:42,040 --> 00:50:44,680
Speaker 5: what I said. Tickets are on sale right now, February third,

957
00:50:44,760 --> 00:50:46,200
Speaker 5: Saturday Night, New York City.

958
00:50:46,200 --> 00:50:47,880
Speaker 8: If you can make it New York, you can make

959
00:50:47,960 --> 00:50:51,640
Speaker 8: it anywhere. Tickets on sale right now, all right.

960
00:50:51,640 --> 00:50:54,120
Speaker 10: Thinking, if you're coming up Strawberry Letter, he picked the

961
00:50:54,200 --> 00:50:54,960
Speaker 10: wrong sister.

962
00:50:55,520 --> 00:50:59,279
Speaker 9: We'll get into it right after this. You're listening Steve

963
00:50:59,400 --> 00:51:03,879
Speaker 9: Harvey Morning Show. Well time now for today's Strawberry Letter.

964
00:51:03,920 --> 00:51:07,720
Speaker 9: And if you need advice on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting,

965
00:51:07,800 --> 00:51:11,680
Speaker 9: and more. Please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve HARVEYFM

966
00:51:11,880 --> 00:51:15,200
Speaker 9: dot com and click Submit Strawberry Letter we could be

967
00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:16,440
Speaker 9: reading your letter live.

968
00:51:16,520 --> 00:51:18,400
Speaker 10: On the air, just like we're going to read this

969
00:51:18,600 --> 00:51:19,920
Speaker 10: one right here, right now.

970
00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:20,719
Speaker 1: It could be yours.

971
00:51:20,760 --> 00:51:23,560
Speaker 8: You never know, it could be Buckle up and hold

972
00:51:23,600 --> 00:51:24,680
Speaker 8: on tight. We guide it for you.

973
00:51:24,800 --> 00:51:24,920
Speaker 4: Here.

974
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:26,720
Speaker 8: It is the Strawberry Letter.

975
00:51:27,040 --> 00:51:27,720
Speaker 10: Thank you, nephew.

976
00:51:28,040 --> 00:51:32,320
Speaker 9: Subject he picked the wrong sister, Dear Stephen Shirley. About

977
00:51:32,360 --> 00:51:35,520
Speaker 9: two years ago, I messed around with my sister's husband.

978
00:51:36,040 --> 00:51:39,640
Speaker 9: After a drunken night out. I made him swear that

979
00:51:39,840 --> 00:51:41,959
Speaker 9: nothing would ever happen between us again.

980
00:51:42,520 --> 00:51:43,680
Speaker 10: We managed to stay.

981
00:51:43,520 --> 00:51:46,760
Speaker 9: Away from each other, but he would text me often,

982
00:51:46,960 --> 00:51:50,040
Speaker 9: begging for just one more night with me. He would

983
00:51:50,080 --> 00:51:52,359
Speaker 9: tell me how sexy I am, and I'm the best

984
00:51:52,440 --> 00:51:55,920
Speaker 9: he's ever had, and he's with the wrong sister and

985
00:51:56,200 --> 00:51:59,399
Speaker 9: all of that. I also enjoyed that night very much

986
00:51:59,600 --> 00:52:01,520
Speaker 9: and have not been able to get him off my

987
00:52:01,680 --> 00:52:06,440
Speaker 9: mind either. He has beautiful dark skin and hazel eyes,

988
00:52:06,520 --> 00:52:09,880
Speaker 9: and is very gifted with his tongue. Whenever I was

989
00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:12,480
Speaker 9: at my sister's house, I would look at him and

990
00:52:12,640 --> 00:52:16,719
Speaker 9: replay that night over and over in my head, then

991
00:52:16,960 --> 00:52:20,479
Speaker 9: go home and take care of business by myself while

992
00:52:20,680 --> 00:52:25,600
Speaker 9: fantasizing about him. In April, we all went out and

993
00:52:25,760 --> 00:52:30,200
Speaker 9: celebrated my sister's birthday, and the whole night he undressed

994
00:52:30,280 --> 00:52:33,120
Speaker 9: me with his eyes. He called me the next day

995
00:52:33,360 --> 00:52:37,040
Speaker 9: and we both agreed that we couldn't take it anymore.

996
00:52:37,640 --> 00:52:40,200
Speaker 9: He got us a hotel room and we made love

997
00:52:40,560 --> 00:52:45,520
Speaker 9: over and over again. It was all that I have remembered,

998
00:52:45,719 --> 00:52:49,839
Speaker 9: plus some. We talked about how it feels so right

999
00:52:49,960 --> 00:52:52,560
Speaker 9: with us, and then he gave me some should have

1000
00:52:52,760 --> 00:52:55,720
Speaker 9: could have would haves, like if he'd met me first,

1001
00:52:55,880 --> 00:52:59,319
Speaker 9: we'd be together. I don't feel guilty about sleeping with him,

1002
00:52:59,600 --> 00:53:03,239
Speaker 9: but I know I'm a terrible human being. Whenever he

1003
00:53:03,400 --> 00:53:05,719
Speaker 9: leaves me, I get sad and I long to have

1004
00:53:05,840 --> 00:53:09,080
Speaker 9: a man just like him. He said he loves me

1005
00:53:09,320 --> 00:53:12,320
Speaker 9: and wants me in his life. But it's complicated. I

1006
00:53:12,440 --> 00:53:15,719
Speaker 9: know that if my sister ever found out, our relationship

1007
00:53:15,960 --> 00:53:17,080
Speaker 9: is over for life.

1008
00:53:17,680 --> 00:53:20,120
Speaker 10: I know things like this happen in movies, but this

1009
00:53:20,280 --> 00:53:21,239
Speaker 10: is my real life.

1010
00:53:21,600 --> 00:53:23,840
Speaker 9: Should I tell him we should go for it and

1011
00:53:23,960 --> 00:53:26,920
Speaker 9: see what happens, or do I deal with the heartbreak

1012
00:53:27,040 --> 00:53:31,520
Speaker 9: and let my sister have her husband back? All why

1013
00:53:31,560 --> 00:53:33,960
Speaker 9: don't you be so generous? Isn't that sweet of you

1014
00:53:34,080 --> 00:53:36,359
Speaker 9: and just let your sister have her husband back.

1015
00:53:36,920 --> 00:53:36,960
Speaker 7: What.

1016
00:53:37,960 --> 00:53:40,080
Speaker 9: Let me just say, first off, I'm just glad you're

1017
00:53:40,120 --> 00:53:43,520
Speaker 9: not my sister, okay, And I really hate this letter

1018
00:53:44,040 --> 00:53:46,200
Speaker 9: because what do you want?

1019
00:53:46,440 --> 00:53:49,120
Speaker 10: What do you want? You have all the answers right here,

1020
00:53:49,280 --> 00:53:52,759
Speaker 10: you know right from wrong. You know you know what

1021
00:53:52,840 --> 00:53:55,480
Speaker 10: you're doing. You're not gonna stop seeing him.

1022
00:53:56,160 --> 00:53:58,200
Speaker 1: This is all like a game to you.

1023
00:53:58,480 --> 00:54:01,600
Speaker 9: Really, you know what you're doing, you know who you're

1024
00:54:01,640 --> 00:54:03,480
Speaker 9: doing it with, and of course you know this is

1025
00:54:03,560 --> 00:54:06,160
Speaker 9: going to break your sister's heart if she found out.

1026
00:54:06,719 --> 00:54:11,440
Speaker 9: So what do you really want? I don't understand you ask, uh,

1027
00:54:11,560 --> 00:54:14,520
Speaker 9: should you tell him that you guys should go for

1028
00:54:14,640 --> 00:54:16,440
Speaker 9: it and see what happens, or do you deal with

1029
00:54:16,560 --> 00:54:19,439
Speaker 9: the heartbreak and let your sister have her husband back?

1030
00:54:19,600 --> 00:54:19,640
Speaker 4: What?

1031
00:54:20,280 --> 00:54:22,799
Speaker 10: That's really what you're thinking about right now?

1032
00:54:23,280 --> 00:54:25,800
Speaker 9: I just you know, I just think this letter is

1033
00:54:25,920 --> 00:54:28,439
Speaker 9: just so wrong because you know everything you said.

1034
00:54:28,480 --> 00:54:30,480
Speaker 10: You're a terrible human being for doing this.

1035
00:54:30,920 --> 00:54:34,040
Speaker 9: You're right, I mean, you have no remorse about this.

1036
00:54:34,239 --> 00:54:37,279
Speaker 9: You even said you don't feel guilty about this, but

1037
00:54:37,480 --> 00:54:41,040
Speaker 9: you should feel guilty. This is your sister, your blood,

1038
00:54:41,680 --> 00:54:45,480
Speaker 9: and it sounds like she's your only sister. You're just

1039
00:54:45,560 --> 00:54:47,800
Speaker 9: sleeping with her husband because it's fun to you. I

1040
00:54:47,880 --> 00:54:50,600
Speaker 9: mean this affair, and I hesitate to call it that.

1041
00:54:50,800 --> 00:54:54,040
Speaker 9: This is just some mess that you're in. It's going

1042
00:54:54,120 --> 00:54:56,600
Speaker 9: to stop when you say stop when you say so,

1043
00:54:57,600 --> 00:54:59,920
Speaker 9: because why would he stop when he's getting too sis

1044
00:55:00,400 --> 00:55:02,120
Speaker 9: for the price of one thanks to you.

1045
00:55:02,440 --> 00:55:04,320
Speaker 10: I mean, he's got the best of both worlds.

1046
00:55:04,600 --> 00:55:05,960
Speaker 1: He is the man right now.

1047
00:55:06,480 --> 00:55:10,120
Speaker 9: I mean you must like getting used or played or something,

1048
00:55:10,120 --> 00:55:14,600
Speaker 9: because that's what is going on. Please stop, just please

1049
00:55:14,719 --> 00:55:18,040
Speaker 9: stop this. That's my only appeal to you, because you

1050
00:55:18,160 --> 00:55:21,160
Speaker 9: have all the answers. You know what's going on, you.

1051
00:55:21,239 --> 00:55:23,399
Speaker 10: Know before your sister finds out.

1052
00:55:23,600 --> 00:55:26,120
Speaker 9: And one more thing, I'll say it again, I'm glad

1053
00:55:26,560 --> 00:55:27,600
Speaker 9: you're not my sister.

1054
00:55:28,120 --> 00:55:28,400
Speaker 10: Steve.

1055
00:55:29,440 --> 00:55:32,359
Speaker 6: Okay, how much time I got right here? So I'm

1056
00:55:32,440 --> 00:55:36,879
Speaker 6: just gonna determine how much I do. So let's say

1057
00:55:36,880 --> 00:55:38,279
Speaker 6: I got a couple minutes, so let me just go

1058
00:55:38,400 --> 00:55:39,200
Speaker 6: and tell you a little bit.

1059
00:55:39,320 --> 00:55:39,480
Speaker 8: Then.

1060
00:55:40,480 --> 00:55:42,960
Speaker 2: First of all, he picked the wrong system.

1061
00:55:43,880 --> 00:55:46,440
Speaker 6: Two years ago, you messed around with your sister's husband

1062
00:55:46,760 --> 00:55:50,000
Speaker 6: on a drunken night. I made him sweat at nothing

1063
00:55:50,040 --> 00:55:52,399
Speaker 6: whatever happened between us again, and we managed to stay

1064
00:55:52,400 --> 00:55:54,560
Speaker 6: away from each other. But he would text you often,

1065
00:55:54,640 --> 00:55:56,880
Speaker 6: Big and for just one more night with me. He

1066
00:55:56,920 --> 00:55:58,480
Speaker 6: would tell me how sex I am, and I'm the

1067
00:55:58,560 --> 00:56:01,880
Speaker 6: best he's ever had, and he's with the wrong system.

1068
00:56:02,600 --> 00:56:06,240
Speaker 6: Well he's right about that. You was the wrong system.

1069
00:56:06,560 --> 00:56:09,560
Speaker 6: He got that right and all of that. I enjoyed

1070
00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:11,400
Speaker 6: that night very much and have not been able to

1071
00:56:11,400 --> 00:56:15,120
Speaker 6: get him off my mind. He's beautiful, dark skin and

1072
00:56:15,239 --> 00:56:17,800
Speaker 6: hazel eyes. Okay, that looks scary to me.

1073
00:56:19,800 --> 00:56:23,600
Speaker 2: I'm thinking candy mind. I'm thinking candy man, real dog

1074
00:56:23,640 --> 00:56:24,880
Speaker 2: skin with hazn colored out.

1075
00:56:24,880 --> 00:56:27,839
Speaker 6: I'm real scared with you. That sounded like colored contacts

1076
00:56:27,880 --> 00:56:30,880
Speaker 6: to me. I'm not really sure what's going on, but

1077
00:56:31,320 --> 00:56:34,640
Speaker 6: I love dark skinned women with dark eyes dog skin.

1078
00:56:34,680 --> 00:56:36,719
Speaker 2: When I see a dog one with real light eyes,

1079
00:56:36,760 --> 00:56:38,680
Speaker 2: I go color contact candy Man.

1080
00:56:38,719 --> 00:56:45,440
Speaker 6: I'm scared. And he's very gifted with his tongue. Okay,

1081
00:56:46,920 --> 00:56:49,600
Speaker 6: so I'm just so assuming you saying he could talk

1082
00:56:49,719 --> 00:56:52,560
Speaker 6: real good. Huh, That's what I'm gonna go with. I'm

1083
00:56:52,560 --> 00:56:55,920
Speaker 6: gonna just go with that. Whenever I was at his

1084
00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:58,000
Speaker 6: sister's house, I would look at him and replay that

1085
00:56:58,120 --> 00:56:59,719
Speaker 6: night over and over my head. Didn't go home and

1086
00:56:59,760 --> 00:57:03,359
Speaker 6: take busits myself after fantasize it in April, we all

1087
00:57:03,440 --> 00:57:06,160
Speaker 6: went out. We celebrated my sister's birthday. The whole night

1088
00:57:06,200 --> 00:57:08,719
Speaker 6: he undressed me with his eye. He called me the

1089
00:57:08,800 --> 00:57:11,880
Speaker 6: next day and we both agreed we couldn't take it anymore.

1090
00:57:14,120 --> 00:57:17,840
Speaker 2: That's all they took us. We both agreed that we

1091
00:57:17,920 --> 00:57:19,040
Speaker 2: couldn't take it no more.

1092
00:57:19,360 --> 00:57:21,640
Speaker 6: Got us a hotel room. We made love over and

1093
00:57:21,720 --> 00:57:25,360
Speaker 6: over again. It was everything I remember, plus some. We

1094
00:57:25,520 --> 00:57:27,840
Speaker 6: talked about how it feels so right with us, and

1095
00:57:27,920 --> 00:57:31,200
Speaker 6: then he gave me some shouldar cut of woodows and

1096
00:57:31,400 --> 00:57:33,240
Speaker 6: all this. Should have could have woodoves. He ain't say

1097
00:57:33,280 --> 00:57:36,680
Speaker 6: nothing about what he was gonna do. She should have

1098
00:57:36,720 --> 00:57:40,480
Speaker 6: would have culd him, it needs just what I'm finna do.

1099
00:57:41,600 --> 00:57:43,200
Speaker 6: I had the rest. Everyone to come back.

1100
00:57:43,440 --> 00:57:45,840
Speaker 9: All right, we'll have part two of Steve's response at

1101
00:57:45,920 --> 00:57:48,600
Speaker 9: twenty three minutes after the hour of today Strawberry letter,

1102
00:57:48,640 --> 00:57:50,200
Speaker 9: subject he picked the wrong sister.

1103
00:57:50,560 --> 00:57:52,240
Speaker 10: We'll get back into it right after this.

1104
00:57:53,080 --> 00:57:57,600
Speaker 9: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Come on, Steve,

1105
00:57:57,720 --> 00:58:00,720
Speaker 9: let's recap today's Strawberry letter. This subject he picked the

1106
00:58:00,840 --> 00:58:01,520
Speaker 9: wrong sister.

1107
00:58:02,960 --> 00:58:05,640
Speaker 6: Ah, his sister right here slept with her sister's man

1108
00:58:05,760 --> 00:58:09,560
Speaker 6: two years ago. They always always something they were drunk,

1109
00:58:10,960 --> 00:58:14,160
Speaker 6: and then you know, he would always text saying one

1110
00:58:14,240 --> 00:58:16,960
Speaker 6: more night, then he tell you how sex you were.

1111
00:58:17,840 --> 00:58:20,640
Speaker 6: He was with the wrong sister. Then she said it

1112
00:58:20,760 --> 00:58:24,720
Speaker 6: is beautiful dog skin and hazel lies. That right there

1113
00:58:24,800 --> 00:58:28,600
Speaker 6: threw me a little bit because that's a very rare accommodation.

1114
00:58:29,400 --> 00:58:30,880
Speaker 10: I like the candy Man reference.

1115
00:58:30,960 --> 00:58:35,720
Speaker 6: I'm thinking contact Liz and Candy Man. So I'm a

1116
00:58:35,760 --> 00:58:42,160
Speaker 6: little scared, right, who is it? I'm thinking, No, I'm

1117
00:58:42,400 --> 00:58:48,440
Speaker 6: thinking voodoo, some role spooky. I'm scared a little bit.

1118
00:58:49,800 --> 00:58:55,440
Speaker 6: Dog skinned, hazelies. Well where that comes from anyway? And

1119
00:58:55,600 --> 00:58:59,200
Speaker 6: he's gifted with his tongue, okay, whatever. I would look

1120
00:58:59,240 --> 00:59:01,160
Speaker 6: at him and replace night over and over my head,

1121
00:59:01,200 --> 00:59:03,440
Speaker 6: then go home and take care of bus with myself fantasize.

1122
00:59:03,640 --> 00:59:06,400
Speaker 6: In April, we went out celebrating missus birthday. The whole

1123
00:59:06,480 --> 00:59:08,440
Speaker 6: night he addressed me with his eye. Called me the

1124
00:59:08,520 --> 00:59:10,360
Speaker 6: next day and we both agreed we couldn't take it

1125
00:59:10,440 --> 00:59:13,400
Speaker 6: no more. We got a hotel room, made love over

1126
00:59:13,400 --> 00:59:16,000
Speaker 6: and over again. It was all that I remembered, plus some,

1127
00:59:16,560 --> 00:59:19,000
Speaker 6: and we talked about how this feels so right with us,

1128
00:59:19,360 --> 00:59:22,720
Speaker 6: and then he gave me some should have could have

1129
00:59:23,720 --> 00:59:27,760
Speaker 6: would us man, if i'd have seen you first out,

1130
00:59:28,320 --> 00:59:30,560
Speaker 6: if I had only waited and got a chance to

1131
00:59:30,720 --> 00:59:31,880
Speaker 6: mate you, I should have.

1132
00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:34,160
Speaker 2: I should have just held off after we met you

1133
00:59:34,560 --> 00:59:37,080
Speaker 2: and seen where this will go. None of this is

1134
00:59:37,520 --> 00:59:38,000
Speaker 2: a plan.

1135
00:59:39,440 --> 00:59:42,240
Speaker 6: All this is lies is to keep making you feel good,

1136
00:59:42,280 --> 00:59:44,080
Speaker 6: because he know that's what women like to hear.

1137
00:59:44,600 --> 00:59:47,120
Speaker 2: If he met me first, we'd be together. Then here

1138
00:59:47,240 --> 00:59:48,240
Speaker 2: was a line in the letter.

1139
00:59:48,600 --> 00:59:51,120
Speaker 6: I don't feel guilty about sleeping with him, but I

1140
00:59:51,200 --> 00:59:53,720
Speaker 6: know I'm a terrible human being. Hold on, so let

1141
00:59:53,760 --> 00:59:57,840
Speaker 6: me get this right. You're a terrible human being her words.

1142
00:59:58,320 --> 01:00:04,400
Speaker 6: But that don't bother you. Well, you're a terrible human being,

1143
01:00:04,960 --> 01:00:09,240
Speaker 6: but that don't bother you. Oh okay, So you have

1144
01:00:09,480 --> 01:00:12,440
Speaker 6: no damn conscious. That's why it's so easy for you

1145
01:00:12,600 --> 01:00:18,360
Speaker 6: to sleep with your sister's husband because you it's about you.

1146
01:00:18,680 --> 01:00:22,600
Speaker 6: You're a narcissist. You don't have a conscious. Oh that's

1147
01:00:22,640 --> 01:00:25,560
Speaker 6: what this is about. I get sad and long to

1148
01:00:25,640 --> 01:00:28,120
Speaker 6: have a man like him. He said he loves me

1149
01:00:28,240 --> 01:00:30,920
Speaker 6: and wants me in his life, but it's complicated. Now

1150
01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:33,520
Speaker 6: this is another lie. I want you in my life,

1151
01:00:33,560 --> 01:00:36,360
Speaker 6: but it's complicated. Well, he got you in his life,

1152
01:00:36,560 --> 01:00:38,360
Speaker 6: just like he wants you. He just want to be

1153
01:00:38,360 --> 01:00:39,360
Speaker 6: able to screw you when.

1154
01:00:39,280 --> 01:00:42,680
Speaker 2: He wont to. That's all he wants. But he got

1155
01:00:42,720 --> 01:00:46,480
Speaker 2: a wife. So now listen to this.

1156
01:00:47,160 --> 01:00:50,000
Speaker 6: I know if my sister ever found out, our relationship

1157
01:00:50,040 --> 01:00:52,280
Speaker 6: will be over y'all's relationship.

1158
01:00:52,960 --> 01:00:55,280
Speaker 2: What do you think. Your mama gonna think? What you think?

1159
01:00:55,360 --> 01:00:58,760
Speaker 6: The cousin's gonna think what you think? All your whole

1160
01:00:58,880 --> 01:01:03,200
Speaker 6: family gonna think when this get out. I know this

1161
01:01:03,280 --> 01:01:05,760
Speaker 6: from Sissel found out our relationship was over life. I

1162
01:01:05,880 --> 01:01:08,200
Speaker 6: know things like this happened in movies, but this is

1163
01:01:08,320 --> 01:01:10,960
Speaker 6: my real life. Should I tell him we should go

1164
01:01:11,120 --> 01:01:13,640
Speaker 6: for it and see what happened? Wait a minute, go

1165
01:01:13,880 --> 01:01:17,400
Speaker 6: for what. He ain't proposed.

1166
01:01:16,880 --> 01:01:17,520
Speaker 2: Nothing to you.

1167
01:01:18,640 --> 01:01:20,760
Speaker 6: This man ain't said nothing to you. Let's go in

1168
01:01:20,800 --> 01:01:22,240
Speaker 6: there and sit down and talk to your sister so

1169
01:01:22,320 --> 01:01:25,680
Speaker 6: we have a life together. He just told you should have,

1170
01:01:26,120 --> 01:01:29,800
Speaker 6: would have, could have. He has not proposed anything, So

1171
01:01:29,960 --> 01:01:31,600
Speaker 6: now you want to go in there. Should I tell

1172
01:01:31,680 --> 01:01:33,560
Speaker 6: him we should go for it and see what happened?

1173
01:01:33,760 --> 01:01:35,920
Speaker 6: This man fin to walk away from you? He not

1174
01:01:36,040 --> 01:01:39,120
Speaker 6: fin to leave his wife? Or do I deal with

1175
01:01:39,200 --> 01:01:42,000
Speaker 6: the heartbreak and let my sister her have her husband back.

1176
01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:45,919
Speaker 6: What do you mean let her have him back?

1177
01:01:46,120 --> 01:01:49,920
Speaker 1: You ain't took him. He ain't left, and he know

1178
01:01:50,080 --> 01:01:51,200
Speaker 1: you ain't gonna tell.

1179
01:01:52,400 --> 01:01:56,200
Speaker 6: See, this is the dude. He done played you should

1180
01:01:56,240 --> 01:01:58,560
Speaker 6: I let should? I? Should I let her have him back?

1181
01:01:58,920 --> 01:01:59,720
Speaker 2: You ain't took it.

1182
01:02:00,560 --> 01:02:03,720
Speaker 6: He ain't left, and he know you ain't gonna tell.

1183
01:02:04,160 --> 01:02:05,640
Speaker 6: That's why he's said he want to keep you in

1184
01:02:05,720 --> 01:02:09,520
Speaker 6: his life. But it's complicated. Well, let me ask you

1185
01:02:09,560 --> 01:02:13,360
Speaker 6: another question. System, How would you feel? How would you

1186
01:02:13,560 --> 01:02:18,440
Speaker 6: feel if the shoot were on the other foot. I'm

1187
01:02:18,560 --> 01:02:20,919
Speaker 6: just asking you that right there. Oh, but you don't

1188
01:02:20,960 --> 01:02:23,000
Speaker 6: really give a damn. I forgot because you don't have

1189
01:02:23,080 --> 01:02:26,120
Speaker 6: a conscious because you are really you, you really a

1190
01:02:26,520 --> 01:02:29,800
Speaker 6: horrible person. But that don't bother you. Now, let me

1191
01:02:29,840 --> 01:02:31,920
Speaker 6: tell you something else. You don't know nothing about this

1192
01:02:32,040 --> 01:02:33,120
Speaker 6: man except he can screw.

1193
01:02:34,040 --> 01:02:34,080
Speaker 4: You.

1194
01:02:34,120 --> 01:02:36,640
Speaker 6: Don't know nothing about him. Y'all ain't got no bills.

1195
01:02:37,120 --> 01:02:41,960
Speaker 6: Y'all had an argument. Check, and let me tell you

1196
01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:44,920
Speaker 6: something else about it. If he ain't got no problem lying, right,

1197
01:02:46,520 --> 01:02:52,000
Speaker 6: he said he done sleft with his wife's system. You

1198
01:02:52,200 --> 01:02:55,560
Speaker 6: can't get no closer than that. So when you do

1199
01:02:55,760 --> 01:02:57,840
Speaker 6: get him, let's say you do get him. You think

1200
01:02:57,920 --> 01:02:59,840
Speaker 6: he finn to cut the cheete off because he got you.

1201
01:03:00,720 --> 01:03:06,320
Speaker 6: He cheated with his wife's sister. Do you understand if

1202
01:03:06,360 --> 01:03:09,880
Speaker 6: a man cheats with you and you're considering taking him

1203
01:03:09,880 --> 01:03:12,720
Speaker 6: from your sister. I don't think you really understand what

1204
01:03:12,840 --> 01:03:16,600
Speaker 6: this man is capable of. You do know that this

1205
01:03:16,760 --> 01:03:19,320
Speaker 6: whole move you're doing is a g T HIM move.

1206
01:03:19,400 --> 01:03:20,880
Speaker 6: I just want you to know that this is a

1207
01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:24,760
Speaker 6: straight up gt HM move Right there, This is a

1208
01:03:24,840 --> 01:03:26,560
Speaker 6: straight go to hell move right.

1209
01:03:27,960 --> 01:03:28,000
Speaker 4: This.

1210
01:03:28,720 --> 01:03:31,919
Speaker 6: This is how you get a front row ticket to Hell.

1211
01:03:32,160 --> 01:03:35,040
Speaker 6: This is how you get a seat right next.

1212
01:03:34,880 --> 01:03:36,920
Speaker 2: To the furnace. You be over that bottle.

1213
01:03:37,000 --> 01:03:40,240
Speaker 6: You're in a lava rock section. Your ass is in

1214
01:03:40,360 --> 01:03:42,800
Speaker 6: that part of hell where you you in a lava

1215
01:03:42,920 --> 01:03:46,000
Speaker 6: rock section. You down there with you just you the

1216
01:03:46,200 --> 01:03:49,280
Speaker 6: deepest pit of hell, right next to Lucile.

1217
01:03:50,160 --> 01:03:50,560
Speaker 7: I s.

1218
01:03:53,880 --> 01:03:57,760
Speaker 1: No good waitch a party.

1219
01:03:59,120 --> 01:03:59,760
Speaker 10: On Instagram?

1220
01:04:00,040 --> 01:04:02,920
Speaker 9: Ace book, Please show got the Strawberry Letter podcast down

1221
01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:09,080
Speaker 9: demand too. You're listening Morning show. Here's a quick question

1222
01:04:09,280 --> 01:04:12,560
Speaker 9: for you, guys. Do you have a memory or vivid

1223
01:04:12,680 --> 01:04:15,600
Speaker 9: recollection of the first time you met Santa Claus.

1224
01:04:17,280 --> 01:04:25,280
Speaker 14: First time I met Santa Fla uh huh No, no,

1225
01:04:26,400 --> 01:04:28,600
Speaker 14: the baby. I've seen the picture, but I don't remember

1226
01:04:28,680 --> 01:04:29,000
Speaker 14: the man.

1227
01:04:30,560 --> 01:04:33,440
Speaker 1: I don't know him at the mall. You see him

1228
01:04:33,440 --> 01:04:33,840
Speaker 1: at the mall.

1229
01:04:34,120 --> 01:04:36,280
Speaker 8: Yeah, but he never came to my house.

1230
01:04:36,320 --> 01:04:37,240
Speaker 1: I never saw him.

1231
01:04:40,040 --> 01:04:42,320
Speaker 9: My mom would always tell me he had been there though,

1232
01:04:42,360 --> 01:04:46,160
Speaker 9: and ate some pie and they sat out and talked

1233
01:04:46,600 --> 01:04:47,160
Speaker 9: for a minute.

1234
01:04:47,440 --> 01:04:53,200
Speaker 10: Oh really always Yeah, Steve, you remember meeting Santa Claus.

1235
01:04:53,280 --> 01:04:55,120
Speaker 2: When I first met him, Yeah, but I already knew

1236
01:04:55,120 --> 01:04:57,240
Speaker 2: who he was, so that was what happened.

1237
01:04:58,120 --> 01:05:00,400
Speaker 6: Well, I had been told by my brother's and stuff,

1238
01:05:00,400 --> 01:05:01,800
Speaker 6: and then you can go down his white man if

1239
01:05:01,880 --> 01:05:06,640
Speaker 6: it ain't nothing to our house. So when I met him,

1240
01:05:06,760 --> 01:05:09,479
Speaker 6: it didn't have the joy that you think you would

1241
01:05:09,520 --> 01:05:12,760
Speaker 6: have as a child. But still I liked Santa Claus.

1242
01:05:12,800 --> 01:05:16,200
Speaker 6: I always liked him. I thought his intentions were well,

1243
01:05:16,440 --> 01:05:18,200
Speaker 6: you know, I always enjoyed the concept.

1244
01:05:18,320 --> 01:05:20,800
Speaker 2: And plus I'm a big Christmas.

1245
01:05:20,400 --> 01:05:23,400
Speaker 1: Guy, so yeah, yeah, and why is that who?

1246
01:05:23,640 --> 01:05:26,360
Speaker 6: I just I just think it's the dopest holiday of

1247
01:05:26,520 --> 01:05:30,000
Speaker 6: all time. I loved Christmas from day one. The gifts,

1248
01:05:30,120 --> 01:05:32,960
Speaker 6: the giving. You know, see my father and mother face

1249
01:05:33,040 --> 01:05:35,280
Speaker 6: man when they open up this little worthless ass gift

1250
01:05:35,360 --> 01:05:39,360
Speaker 6: out about him. You know, I knew the gift wasn't

1251
01:05:39,360 --> 01:05:41,200
Speaker 6: worth for them, but the way they faked it and

1252
01:05:41,320 --> 01:05:43,280
Speaker 6: act like they cald it meant a lot to me,

1253
01:05:43,360 --> 01:05:46,120
Speaker 6: you know. And so I became a big giver of

1254
01:05:46,320 --> 01:05:49,040
Speaker 6: Christmas gifts. I've always kind of liked that, you know,

1255
01:05:49,920 --> 01:05:52,560
Speaker 6: nice gifts and stuff. But then as I grew older,

1256
01:05:52,560 --> 01:05:55,200
Speaker 6: I realized what Christmas was really about. So it wasn't

1257
01:05:55,240 --> 01:05:58,600
Speaker 6: about to gift giving no more. And so it just

1258
01:05:58,720 --> 01:06:01,439
Speaker 6: became I just want a tree, That's all I want.

1259
01:06:01,640 --> 01:06:04,240
Speaker 6: It's a tree, you know, I know I know the

1260
01:06:04,320 --> 01:06:09,520
Speaker 6: real meaning of Christmas. Right before you getting home, so

1261
01:06:09,600 --> 01:06:10,400
Speaker 6: I can see my tree.

1262
01:06:10,880 --> 01:06:11,760
Speaker 1: I haven't seen it.

1263
01:06:13,160 --> 01:06:17,160
Speaker 2: No, I haven't seen it came from. I'm not sure

1264
01:06:17,200 --> 01:06:19,880
Speaker 2: where this one came in from. I haven't. I haven't

1265
01:06:19,920 --> 01:06:23,120
Speaker 2: disgusted yet with my wife, but this coming in from somewhere.

1266
01:06:25,200 --> 01:06:26,240
Speaker 1: You didn't get it at wall?

1267
01:06:26,360 --> 01:06:27,360
Speaker 10: Are you mad?

1268
01:06:34,000 --> 01:06:34,560
Speaker 8: He got old?

1269
01:06:36,760 --> 01:06:42,240
Speaker 2: Yeah? Where your tree comes from? Tommy nameless? You don't

1270
01:06:42,240 --> 01:06:44,920
Speaker 2: want excuse me? Excuse me?

1271
01:06:45,360 --> 01:06:49,360
Speaker 1: The market.

1272
01:06:50,120 --> 01:06:56,840
Speaker 2: Hasn't pre decorated, yeah, pre decorated?

1273
01:06:58,280 --> 01:06:58,520
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1274
01:06:59,000 --> 01:06:59,200
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1275
01:07:00,520 --> 01:07:01,240
Speaker 3: Oh wow?

1276
01:07:01,880 --> 01:07:06,840
Speaker 10: All right, all right, well, Merry Christmas. Everybody you're listening.

1277
01:07:08,400 --> 01:07:12,560
Speaker 9: Morning Show, Steve, come on, introduce Jay He's here to

1278
01:07:12,680 --> 01:07:13,680
Speaker 9: murder another hit.

1279
01:07:14,280 --> 01:07:16,120
Speaker 2: Folks, without further ado.

1280
01:07:17,080 --> 01:07:19,880
Speaker 6: We murder hits up on hill because we got him

1281
01:07:20,200 --> 01:07:24,400
Speaker 6: first round draft choice, Lady Jimmy Jeffy Burn.

1282
01:07:24,920 --> 01:07:26,320
Speaker 1: Now the song right here, Steve.

1283
01:07:26,560 --> 01:07:27,919
Speaker 10: The song is a special song.

1284
01:07:28,440 --> 01:07:31,640
Speaker 11: The song is dedicated to every man who's been in

1285
01:07:31,720 --> 01:07:35,320
Speaker 11: the friend zone for the entire year. We've all been

1286
01:07:35,400 --> 01:07:37,920
Speaker 11: in the friend zone. It's not a nice place to be.

1287
01:07:38,960 --> 01:07:42,120
Speaker 11: You do everything you help out wants to get out

1288
01:07:42,280 --> 01:07:46,920
Speaker 11: of the friend zone. Songs dedicated to their man is

1289
01:07:46,960 --> 01:07:49,200
Speaker 11: the friend zones. Christmas songs and Christmas.

1290
01:07:49,320 --> 01:07:51,080
Speaker 2: Be in your friend zone without no pressure.

1291
01:07:51,160 --> 01:07:53,320
Speaker 1: Here you go, here you go, check it out. Jady

1292
01:07:53,360 --> 01:07:54,080
Speaker 1: Brown murders a hit.

1293
01:08:02,160 --> 01:08:09,320
Speaker 15: He will watch your kids, even by them gifts. Call

1294
01:08:09,520 --> 01:08:13,480
Speaker 15: him in the car and take them to the mall.

1295
01:08:15,920 --> 01:08:17,960
Speaker 1: What you call him?

1296
01:08:18,520 --> 01:08:22,200
Speaker 10: Here he buys your daddy beer.

1297
01:08:22,880 --> 01:08:27,320
Speaker 1: This a get he will a go. You can't buy

1298
01:08:27,520 --> 01:08:28,920
Speaker 1: it from store?

1299
01:08:29,760 --> 01:08:31,679
Speaker 7: Why don't check?

1300
01:08:32,280 --> 01:08:35,800
Speaker 1: Get it up on christmasty?

1301
01:08:37,920 --> 01:08:43,360
Speaker 11: Ooh, make a friends, get alack a kine, come home

1302
01:08:43,479 --> 01:08:46,400
Speaker 11: earl and get all by that thing and give it

1303
01:08:46,600 --> 01:08:49,560
Speaker 11: up on christmasty.

1304
01:08:52,320 --> 01:08:56,559
Speaker 1: I don't want no time, Just get it up.

1305
01:09:04,120 --> 01:09:10,400
Speaker 11: I'm no saw joy, don't I took you two the stoke.

1306
01:09:11,080 --> 01:09:19,040
Speaker 1: I was there for you when you work. Unplug stupid stuff.

1307
01:09:19,720 --> 01:09:20,599
Speaker 4: I did.

1308
01:09:21,360 --> 01:09:25,160
Speaker 10: Feed another man's kid's nothing.

1309
01:09:25,600 --> 01:09:30,880
Speaker 1: Lefl on me to say, girl, I feel like getting clay.

1310
01:09:31,640 --> 01:09:33,880
Speaker 1: Why don't check.

1311
01:09:34,200 --> 01:09:37,840
Speaker 11: Get it up on Chrissmasday.

1312
01:09:39,520 --> 01:09:43,880
Speaker 4: Oh, make the man bed like a king.

1313
01:09:44,760 --> 01:09:48,680
Speaker 11: Come on girl, get out of that bank. Kenny up

1314
01:09:49,320 --> 01:09:51,639
Speaker 11: on Christmas Day.

1315
01:09:54,280 --> 01:09:58,519
Speaker 1: I don't want no sacks and just get it up.

1316
01:09:59,760 --> 01:10:02,439
Speaker 4: D my.

1317
01:10:05,320 --> 01:10:07,520
Speaker 3: Sign weesday.

1318
01:10:09,439 --> 01:10:13,479
Speaker 2: Oh me man, feel like a king.

1319
01:10:14,280 --> 01:10:19,200
Speaker 11: Come on girl, get all that thing you will, oh

1320
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Speaker 11: Christmas day?

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Speaker 16: Man, get friends, get out her friend's one baby even

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01:10:33,280 --> 01:10:40,479
Speaker 16: brought your daddy bill, Yes, yes, yes, go the iTunes.

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Speaker 3: Get all your boys.

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01:10:41,880 --> 01:10:43,760
Speaker 2: Some of the girls don't enjoy them types.

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Speaker 1: They don't like them. I don't know they don't if

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01:10:46,240 --> 01:10:47,920
Speaker 1: they don't jump in, they don't sing.

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Speaker 11: Just shut it down, Shirley, call and play that time

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01:10:52,320 --> 01:10:54,040
Speaker 11: and scratch your windows.

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Speaker 13: Window called legedly you go crazy, legend you did do that.

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Speaker 2: That's why you're in the friend zone. Now stay right there, y'all.

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Speaker 2: Watch this.

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Speaker 9: You're listening morning show.

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Speaker 13: Okay, yeah, these the gifts that men really won't Okay,

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Speaker 13: I know I said, I know what I said.

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Speaker 9: I know what I said.

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Speaker 1: He don't really matter, baby, but it do because something

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Speaker 1: real low key.

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Speaker 13: Look here, we don't want bad gifts. Like bad gift

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01:11:31,320 --> 01:11:34,160
Speaker 13: is winter gloves. I boys don't ask about the winter glove.

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01:11:35,920 --> 01:11:36,840
Speaker 13: They don't ask about that.

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Speaker 2: Get cold. We put them in our pocket. We put

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Speaker 2: him in our pocket.

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01:11:39,840 --> 01:11:42,519
Speaker 1: Don't care about that. There's another here's another gift.

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Speaker 13: Call about a rope, our boys, rope a beautiful road.

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Speaker 1: We open this box up again and see a rope. Okay,

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01:11:50,240 --> 01:11:51,680
Speaker 1: I tell you we're not putting it out. You don't

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Speaker 1: care about.

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Speaker 2: Slip if it's a.

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Speaker 1: Excuse me. It was an exception Google, But I ain't

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01:12:05,200 --> 01:12:05,720
Speaker 1: experienced that.

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01:12:05,760 --> 01:12:08,560
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna talk about what I gonna want that.

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Speaker 13: Okay, I'm gonna pick into that. I ain't there yet,

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01:12:13,760 --> 01:12:15,479
Speaker 13: but I know the dudes I'll be dealing with. We

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01:12:15,520 --> 01:12:16,960
Speaker 13: don't care about the roads we get.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, you don't want to tarry cloth one.

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01:12:20,920 --> 01:12:25,599
Speaker 1: That one looked like a tow like show burn your

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01:12:25,680 --> 01:12:29,000
Speaker 1: neck up, so you put it. Steve, you don't want

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01:12:29,040 --> 01:12:29,879
Speaker 1: the short one.

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01:12:31,439 --> 01:12:36,840
Speaker 2: Because I'm tall. Your boody got that one pocket? Ju

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01:12:37,040 --> 01:12:38,639
Speaker 2: that one on one pocket.

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Speaker 1: We don't want to show our bullys. That's all.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that is true. We want gifts that we said dude,

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01:12:47,880 --> 01:12:50,400
Speaker 2: man my girl, man a man, check what my girl got?

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Speaker 1: Men? Watch yeah, nice suit.

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Speaker 9: All right, we'll be back with more of the Steve

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Speaker 9: Harvey Morning Show right after you're listening hard Morning Show.

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Speaker 10: All right, guys, it's time for would you rather here

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01:13:05,120 --> 01:13:05,400
Speaker 10: we go?

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01:13:06,200 --> 01:13:06,360
Speaker 4: Now?

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01:13:06,400 --> 01:13:10,839
Speaker 9: Would you rather take a body shot off your partner,

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01:13:10,920 --> 01:13:14,080
Speaker 9: your date, whoever you're with, or would you rather for

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01:13:14,360 --> 01:13:16,560
Speaker 9: them to take a body shot off you?

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01:13:17,439 --> 01:13:17,479
Speaker 4: This?

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01:13:17,800 --> 01:13:23,760
Speaker 8: This feel a shot? Would you take a shot off

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01:13:23,840 --> 01:13:25,760
Speaker 8: of them? Or a shot off you?

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01:13:25,840 --> 01:13:27,960
Speaker 1: Ain't gonna believe the level of Linton my billy button.

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01:13:28,000 --> 01:13:29,240
Speaker 1: You let me take the one off of you.

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Speaker 7: I'm not.

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01:13:31,960 --> 01:13:33,719
Speaker 8: My stomach can't hold a shot glass.

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01:13:33,760 --> 01:13:38,479
Speaker 5: It's gonna keep hand it over, I promise, Yeah, take

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01:13:38,520 --> 01:13:40,360
Speaker 5: it off, it's gonna keep flipping over.

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01:13:40,479 --> 01:13:40,840
Speaker 4: I was just.

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01:13:42,360 --> 01:13:44,080
Speaker 10: What about you, Steve? You didn't answer.

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01:13:46,120 --> 01:13:50,000
Speaker 2: I don't even know what that is. But a body

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01:13:50,080 --> 01:13:57,439
Speaker 2: shot I definitely take it off her though. Yeah, I

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01:13:57,520 --> 01:13:59,719
Speaker 2: got big enough lips. You don't even need the glass.

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01:14:02,439 --> 01:14:06,560
Speaker 8: It's stupid. By a shout off for you.

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01:14:07,920 --> 01:14:11,280
Speaker 9: All right, here's another one. Would you rather be in

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01:14:11,479 --> 01:14:15,120
Speaker 9: the Hall of fame for a sports career.

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01:14:15,439 --> 01:14:16,599
Speaker 10: Or a music career.

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01:14:17,320 --> 01:14:23,200
Speaker 9: Oh oh, sport, Yeah, like football or basketball, baseball something.

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01:14:23,400 --> 01:14:26,240
Speaker 10: Yeah, not music as much as you love music, seem.

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01:14:26,840 --> 01:14:29,320
Speaker 6: Oh roscill Wallace already got that covered. I ain't worried

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01:14:29,360 --> 01:14:36,599
Speaker 6: about that. My alter egos in the somebody getting inducted

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01:14:36,680 --> 01:14:38,400
Speaker 6: this hill he can credit.

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01:14:38,240 --> 01:14:43,519
Speaker 10: For all that this show. What about your new music?

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01:14:44,160 --> 01:14:46,519
Speaker 8: I can't sing a lick that'd be name. I know

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01:14:46,600 --> 01:14:47,679
Speaker 8: you weren't gonna say sports.

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Speaker 2: Shut up, Junior. He was gonna be in there for

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01:14:52,000 --> 01:14:53,439
Speaker 2: what he said.

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01:14:53,479 --> 01:14:54,720
Speaker 1: He said, be in there for what.

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01:14:56,200 --> 01:14:56,559
Speaker 8: Music?

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01:14:57,280 --> 01:14:59,600
Speaker 2: Music? What is it going to be?

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01:14:59,640 --> 01:15:09,360
Speaker 1: The let drummer boy? And they told me, I.

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01:15:09,360 --> 01:15:11,000
Speaker 6: Remember when Tom was a little boy and he was

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01:15:11,040 --> 01:15:14,479
Speaker 6: in the Christmas plane. He got mad, We're not gonna

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01:15:14,520 --> 01:15:17,360
Speaker 6: do it this year. We're not gonna do it. That's

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01:15:17,400 --> 01:15:20,000
Speaker 6: what That's what I was trying to tell him every year,

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01:15:20,040 --> 01:15:23,080
Speaker 6: because I just Tom was so small. Every year I

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01:15:23,160 --> 01:15:29,479
Speaker 6: made him play Baby Jesus about he want to be

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01:15:29,560 --> 01:15:32,519
Speaker 6: a wise man that ain't got no time be trying

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01:15:32,560 --> 01:15:35,240
Speaker 6: to explain how little your ass man?

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01:15:36,680 --> 01:15:37,640
Speaker 8: You a little boy, you.

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01:15:37,680 --> 01:15:40,439
Speaker 2: Finna be Baby Jesus every year and then lay down.

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01:15:40,320 --> 01:15:42,520
Speaker 1: In that hey and quit moving.

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01:15:46,960 --> 01:15:48,519
Speaker 8: And keep your face covered.

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01:15:48,600 --> 01:15:49,360
Speaker 1: You look old.

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01:15:51,240 --> 01:15:56,599
Speaker 2: Come on, sir, all right, I want to go wise

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01:15:56,720 --> 01:15:59,080
Speaker 2: man this year. You're not gonna be no man in

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01:15:59,200 --> 01:15:59,679
Speaker 2: this place.

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01:16:00,800 --> 01:16:03,320
Speaker 1: To shawe.

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01:16:03,840 --> 01:16:05,800
Speaker 10: All right, coming up in forty nine.

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01:16:05,840 --> 01:16:06,400
Speaker 15: Thank you guys.

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01:16:06,479 --> 01:16:06,800
Speaker 3: Coming to.

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01:16:12,680 --> 01:16:15,640
Speaker 9: Forty nine minutes after the hour, and we'll have some

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01:16:15,760 --> 01:16:17,280
Speaker 9: closing remarks from one.

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Speaker 10: And only Steve Crazy Harvey right after this.

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01:16:21,040 --> 01:16:25,400
Speaker 9: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve, last

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01:16:25,439 --> 01:16:27,719
Speaker 9: break of the day, take us home with something good.

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01:16:27,840 --> 01:16:31,400
Speaker 9: Closing remarks, Well, let's go.

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Speaker 6: I think I should keep it on the up upswing

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01:16:37,560 --> 01:16:40,960
Speaker 6: for everybody again. I want to just talk to you

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01:16:41,040 --> 01:16:44,920
Speaker 6: about what it really takes to make it, what it

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01:16:45,200 --> 01:16:46,439
Speaker 6: really takes to make it.

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01:16:46,600 --> 01:16:46,760
Speaker 4: Now.

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01:16:48,640 --> 01:16:53,320
Speaker 6: Look, I can, oh, you know, sit here and tell

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01:16:53,320 --> 01:16:56,720
Speaker 6: you a bunch of stuff that you know, sound like

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01:16:56,800 --> 01:17:00,640
Speaker 6: I'm really into public speaking, and I know all of

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01:17:00,720 --> 01:17:04,360
Speaker 6: what I'm talking about, all this here and YadA, YadA, YadA.

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01:17:04,439 --> 01:17:07,160
Speaker 6: But at the end of the day, what people really

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01:17:07,240 --> 01:17:12,600
Speaker 6: want is real simple things that they can do to

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01:17:12,760 --> 01:17:13,080
Speaker 6: make it.

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01:17:13,640 --> 01:17:17,960
Speaker 2: People want to be successful, man, they really do. They

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01:17:18,560 --> 01:17:19,559
Speaker 2: They don't want.

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01:17:19,479 --> 01:17:23,320
Speaker 6: To not know what it's like to be happy, to

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01:17:23,479 --> 01:17:33,680
Speaker 6: be free, to be successful, They want a simpler how

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01:17:33,720 --> 01:17:38,439
Speaker 6: should I put this? They want somebody to explain it

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01:17:38,520 --> 01:17:42,000
Speaker 6: to them and simplify it. That's what I'm trying to say. Well,

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01:17:42,160 --> 01:17:47,559
Speaker 6: guess what, I don't know if I'm the person that's

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01:17:47,640 --> 01:17:51,360
Speaker 6: qualified to make it the simplest, But let me tell

1451
01:17:51,360 --> 01:17:53,519
Speaker 6: you what I do. Though, if you want to be

1452
01:17:53,640 --> 01:17:56,400
Speaker 6: happy in this life, if you want to be successful,

1453
01:17:56,720 --> 01:17:59,000
Speaker 6: you're going to have to develop a couple of things.

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01:17:59,640 --> 01:18:01,759
Speaker 2: Now here's the thing that I want you to understand.

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01:18:02,360 --> 01:18:05,080
Speaker 2: Most people have what it.

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01:18:05,280 --> 01:18:10,280
Speaker 6: Takes to be successful, but if it does not start

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01:18:10,640 --> 01:18:15,200
Speaker 6: with the belief that you can be successful, you can

1458
01:18:15,320 --> 01:18:18,320
Speaker 6: never bring out the qualities in you of success.

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01:18:18,760 --> 01:18:19,759
Speaker 2: Listen to me again.

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01:18:20,680 --> 01:18:24,320
Speaker 6: Everyone has it in them to be successful, but if

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01:18:24,439 --> 01:18:29,480
Speaker 6: you don't bring them out, and that starts with the belief.

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01:18:30,000 --> 01:18:32,400
Speaker 2: If you don't have the belief that you.

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01:18:32,520 --> 01:18:38,000
Speaker 6: Can be somebody, that you're worthy, that you're qualified, that

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01:18:38,160 --> 01:18:42,040
Speaker 6: you're capable. If you don't start with that basic belief,

1465
01:18:42,560 --> 01:18:47,160
Speaker 6: it can never happen. So first things first, in order

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01:18:47,280 --> 01:18:50,439
Speaker 6: to be successful and happy in this world at whatever

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01:18:50,600 --> 01:18:53,640
Speaker 6: level you're talking about, happiness, success is for you, It

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01:18:53,760 --> 01:18:57,160
Speaker 6: has to start with the belief that it is for you.

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01:19:00,120 --> 01:19:05,800
Speaker 6: I believe that I should be successful. I believe that

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01:19:06,000 --> 01:19:09,320
Speaker 6: God wants me to be prosperous. I believe that He

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Speaker 6: comes to give you life and give you life more abundantly.

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01:19:14,200 --> 01:19:17,680
Speaker 6: But you got to develop some things, man, And the

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01:19:17,720 --> 01:19:19,920
Speaker 6: way to develop them is start.

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01:19:19,640 --> 01:19:23,560
Speaker 2: With the belief and hang on to the belief so strong.

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01:19:23,680 --> 01:19:30,280
Speaker 6: That these attributes develop themselves. Resilience. If you believe hard

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01:19:30,439 --> 01:19:35,120
Speaker 6: enough that you can be successful, that you can be happy,

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01:19:35,760 --> 01:19:39,240
Speaker 6: it will automatically start to cultivate this thing that's in

1478
01:19:39,400 --> 01:19:43,479
Speaker 6: all of us. It's called resilience. All y'all got it.

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01:19:44,040 --> 01:19:49,640
Speaker 6: Everybody got it. You are resilient people. All of us

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01:19:49,800 --> 01:19:54,760
Speaker 6: are resilient. Hell, if you can survive the projects, you resilient.

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01:19:55,479 --> 01:20:00,920
Speaker 6: If you can survive public schools, you're resilient. Survive walking

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01:20:00,960 --> 01:20:04,960
Speaker 6: through gang neighborhoods because you still want education, you resilient.

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01:20:05,320 --> 01:20:06,240
Speaker 2: If you manage to.

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01:20:06,280 --> 01:20:09,600
Speaker 6: Get yourself a high school diploma or a GED, you

1485
01:20:09,840 --> 01:20:14,840
Speaker 6: are resilient. And the more belief you have, the more

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01:20:15,000 --> 01:20:17,320
Speaker 6: these attributes you can develop.

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01:20:17,640 --> 01:20:20,559
Speaker 2: You got to be tough. You know how you get tough.

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01:20:20,800 --> 01:20:21,280
Speaker 8: You got to.

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01:20:21,360 --> 01:20:23,840
Speaker 6: Believe that you're tough. You got to believe that you

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01:20:23,960 --> 01:20:27,120
Speaker 6: can hang in now when all is against you. That's

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01:20:27,160 --> 01:20:29,400
Speaker 6: how you get tough. You get tough because you keep

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01:20:29,439 --> 01:20:31,720
Speaker 6: facing the tests and you keep passing them.

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01:20:32,160 --> 01:20:34,880
Speaker 2: But all of that, you can't pass the test unless

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01:20:34,880 --> 01:20:39,200
Speaker 2: you believe you can. Y'all, don't hear me. All of

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01:20:39,280 --> 01:20:43,679
Speaker 2: you have an inner strength. Listen to me, man.

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Speaker 6: Don't you know even a homeless person has an inner strength?

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01:20:48,960 --> 01:20:52,720
Speaker 6: What is it that gets a person to live under

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Speaker 6: a bridge, or live in a refrigerator box or live

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01:20:56,120 --> 01:20:59,000
Speaker 6: in some of these homeless encountments? Do you know what

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01:20:59,320 --> 01:21:03,400
Speaker 6: really makes live there? Because they have an inner strength.

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01:21:04,439 --> 01:21:08,280
Speaker 6: It's still some fiber of them that's telling them to

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01:21:08,479 --> 01:21:13,200
Speaker 6: hold on. Because if it wasn't, everybody would just get

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01:21:13,320 --> 01:21:16,439
Speaker 6: rid of theyself. Everybody would end it. But you know

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01:21:16,520 --> 01:21:18,760
Speaker 6: why people don't end it because you really do have

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01:21:18,880 --> 01:21:26,360
Speaker 6: an inner strength. It takes something to be homeless. Everybody

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01:21:26,439 --> 01:21:28,479
Speaker 6: can make a mistake, man, and wind yourself up in

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01:21:28,560 --> 01:21:32,760
Speaker 6: a situation. But homeless people inner strength. They have a toughness.

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01:21:33,040 --> 01:21:37,240
Speaker 6: It's tough being homeless, man. They have a resilience because

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01:21:37,320 --> 01:21:40,840
Speaker 6: for some reason they just won't give up. And even

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01:21:40,920 --> 01:21:44,519
Speaker 6: though we judge them when we're driving by, look at them.

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01:21:44,479 --> 01:21:46,880
Speaker 2: Sitting on that corner, just asking for money. They done

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01:21:46,920 --> 01:21:51,559
Speaker 2: gave up. No, no, it's another form of giving up.

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Speaker 6: But I'm telling you, even in your darkest moments and

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01:21:55,479 --> 01:21:59,439
Speaker 6: your lowest points in your life, you have resilience, toughness

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Speaker 6: in a stre I got news for you. It can

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01:22:02,680 --> 01:22:06,599
Speaker 6: help develop your faith because if you believe hard enough.

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01:22:07,000 --> 01:22:10,240
Speaker 6: The Bible says that faith is the substance of things

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Speaker 6: hope for. That simply means that how you develop faith

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01:22:15,720 --> 01:22:17,240
Speaker 6: is really the essence.

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Speaker 2: Of its just hope.

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01:22:18,080 --> 01:22:19,519
Speaker 6: You remember when you was little and you hope you

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01:22:19,600 --> 01:22:22,080
Speaker 6: got a bike for Christmas? And you went out there

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01:22:22,120 --> 01:22:25,280
Speaker 6: one year and the Christmas and the bike was under

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01:22:25,320 --> 01:22:27,920
Speaker 6: the tree. You remember when you used to hope? You

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01:22:28,120 --> 01:22:31,520
Speaker 6: graduate from high school, you mess around and got a diploma.

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01:22:32,240 --> 01:22:35,200
Speaker 6: Do you remember hoping one day you get a job

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01:22:35,560 --> 01:22:38,800
Speaker 6: and now you're working. Faith is the substance of things

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01:22:38,920 --> 01:22:42,760
Speaker 6: hope for. But if you keep hoping hard enough and

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01:22:42,880 --> 01:22:46,320
Speaker 6: believe that something can happen, eventually, that hope turns into faith.

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01:22:48,880 --> 01:22:50,960
Speaker 6: You got to have dreams and visions so big that

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01:22:51,080 --> 01:22:56,400
Speaker 6: it dwarfs all your fears. This is how you make hope.

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Speaker 6: You got what I'm saying today, all Right?

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01:22:59,160 --> 01:23:17,120
Speaker 9: Drop the Baby, Drop It. For all Steve Harvey contests.

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01:23:17,160 --> 01:23:20,479
Speaker 9: No purchase necessary, void wear prohibited. Participants must be legal

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01:23:20,560 --> 01:23:24,200
Speaker 9: US residents at least eighteen years old, unless otherwise stated.

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