1 00:00:00,800 --> 00:00:03,720 Speaker 1: This week at the Parlor Live Comedy Club from Saturday 2 00:00:03,840 --> 00:00:07,760 Speaker 1: Night Live Jay Farroh July seventeenth through the nineteenth. Tickets 3 00:00:07,760 --> 00:00:10,600 Speaker 1: are available at Parlor Live dot com or call four 4 00:00:10,680 --> 00:00:16,840 Speaker 1: two five two eight nine seven thousand on the twenties 5 00:00:23,520 --> 00:00:28,400 Speaker 1: Jack can help you. Greetings. Do you have children? There? 6 00:00:28,880 --> 00:00:32,519 Speaker 1: Are their children at your community center? Is what I'm 7 00:00:32,520 --> 00:00:35,919 Speaker 1: asking your children? You are children welcome at the community center? Yes, 8 00:00:35,960 --> 00:00:39,839 Speaker 1: they are so. You have predominantly children there. Who am 9 00:00:39,920 --> 00:00:43,479 Speaker 1: speaking with? My name is Sage. To whom do I 10 00:00:43,560 --> 00:00:47,120 Speaker 1: have the pleasure of speaking with? My name is Jack. 11 00:00:47,240 --> 00:00:50,160 Speaker 1: I'm the supervisor of the center. Oh, they call you Jack. 12 00:00:50,360 --> 00:00:55,080 Speaker 1: I like that name. Thank you. I'm looking to spread 13 00:00:55,120 --> 00:00:57,960 Speaker 1: some joy in the form of ice cream to the 14 00:00:58,080 --> 00:01:03,560 Speaker 1: children there. You want to spread joy in the form 15 00:01:03,640 --> 00:01:07,680 Speaker 1: of ice cream to the children at the community center? Yes, yes, 16 00:01:07,800 --> 00:01:12,920 Speaker 1: I recently purchased it. What do you suggesting that is 17 00:01:12,959 --> 00:01:17,400 Speaker 1: my new endeavor? Yes, we don't we have we have vendors. 18 00:01:17,520 --> 00:01:19,760 Speaker 1: We have just vending machines. We don't have vendors on 19 00:01:19,760 --> 00:01:21,880 Speaker 1: the premise. Okay, what I would like you to hear 20 00:01:21,920 --> 00:01:25,640 Speaker 1: me out because it's very exciting. I recently purchased a 21 00:01:25,680 --> 00:01:28,959 Speaker 1: forty Connoline van and it's always been a dream of 22 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:33,960 Speaker 1: mine to hand ice cream out to children. Well, you're 23 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:35,920 Speaker 1: welcome to hand ice cream out to anyone you want, 24 00:01:35,920 --> 00:01:38,840 Speaker 1: but you can't do it on our property. My van 25 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:42,800 Speaker 1: is very special though. It's unlike any ice cream van 26 00:01:42,959 --> 00:01:47,200 Speaker 1: you've seen before, because it's actually full service where you 27 00:01:47,240 --> 00:01:50,360 Speaker 1: sit down in the back of the van to enjoy 28 00:01:50,440 --> 00:01:56,600 Speaker 1: a frozen ice cream treat. That sounds incredibly creepy to me. Hey, 29 00:01:56,640 --> 00:02:00,320 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, you're inviting children into your van down and 30 00:02:00,360 --> 00:02:02,760 Speaker 1: have ice cream with you. Oh, it could be anybody. 31 00:02:02,800 --> 00:02:05,880 Speaker 1: It could be you. The way you're talking and what 32 00:02:05,920 --> 00:02:09,240 Speaker 1: you're saying sounds I hate to be disparaging, but you 33 00:02:09,320 --> 00:02:13,200 Speaker 1: sound it's making me nervous. I don't understand why I 34 00:02:13,240 --> 00:02:15,880 Speaker 1: would be making you nervous. I'm simply asking if I 35 00:02:15,880 --> 00:02:18,160 Speaker 1: can you want to bring a van onto the premises 36 00:02:18,160 --> 00:02:20,520 Speaker 1: of a community center and invite people to have ice 37 00:02:20,560 --> 00:02:24,359 Speaker 1: cream inside of it. Yes, haven't you seen an ice 38 00:02:24,400 --> 00:02:28,359 Speaker 1: cream man before? Of course, people sell ice cream out 39 00:02:28,360 --> 00:02:29,800 Speaker 1: of a window on the side of a van. Oh 40 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:33,000 Speaker 1: and I imagine I imagine their license. You have a 41 00:02:33,040 --> 00:02:35,840 Speaker 1: license to sell ice cream. I probably don't need a 42 00:02:35,880 --> 00:02:38,960 Speaker 1: license because I'm not planning on selling it. I just 43 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:41,680 Speaker 1: want to give it away. You just want to give 44 00:02:41,720 --> 00:02:43,760 Speaker 1: it away. An why don't you give me your phone 45 00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:46,080 Speaker 1: number a name. When I was speaking with you, you 46 00:02:46,160 --> 00:02:50,080 Speaker 1: said something about being creepy, and I don't know how 47 00:02:50,120 --> 00:02:52,520 Speaker 1: ice cream could ever be. I'm not saying you're creepy. 48 00:02:52,560 --> 00:02:55,400 Speaker 1: I'm saying what you're suggesting sounds a little creepy to 49 00:02:55,480 --> 00:03:02,120 Speaker 1: MEA frozen ice cream flavors. Frozen ice cream flavors are 50 00:03:02,160 --> 00:03:04,680 Speaker 1: not creepy in themselves, but the way you're talking and 51 00:03:04,760 --> 00:03:07,200 Speaker 1: what you're suggesting, what you'd like to do, it sounds 52 00:03:07,240 --> 00:03:09,880 Speaker 1: strange to me. I've never had this request before. Maybe 53 00:03:09,880 --> 00:03:14,359 Speaker 1: it's just new to me. A fudge sickle dripping off 54 00:03:14,400 --> 00:03:17,880 Speaker 1: of your chin as you eat it in the back 55 00:03:17,919 --> 00:03:21,520 Speaker 1: of my van, that's what you'd like to see. I 56 00:03:21,680 --> 00:03:25,079 Speaker 1: like to see the smile on anybody's face as they 57 00:03:25,480 --> 00:03:27,080 Speaker 1: smiling if I was sitting in a van with you. 58 00:03:27,120 --> 00:03:29,920 Speaker 1: I don't want to be aggressive, but I don't like 59 00:03:30,080 --> 00:03:32,360 Speaker 1: the feeling of this, and I'm going to have to 60 00:03:32,400 --> 00:03:35,440 Speaker 1: ask you to not come on our premises. Come enjoy 61 00:03:35,440 --> 00:03:38,360 Speaker 1: a fudge sickle on me. But if you come bring 62 00:03:38,360 --> 00:03:41,560 Speaker 1: a fudge nicle to me. Come outside. I'm outside now, 63 00:03:42,080 --> 00:03:44,280 Speaker 1: you're outside right now? Will you come in? Come into 64 00:03:44,320 --> 00:03:47,880 Speaker 1: my van. I'm not coming into your creepy van. It's 65 00:03:47,920 --> 00:03:50,640 Speaker 1: free of charge. I don't care if you paid me 66 00:03:50,680 --> 00:03:52,400 Speaker 1: to come into your van. I'm not coming in your van. 67 00:03:52,560 --> 00:03:56,480 Speaker 1: I've already applied the fudge sickle to my body. All right, Well, 68 00:03:56,480 --> 00:03:58,680 Speaker 1: I'm going to be calling the police right now. Please 69 00:03:58,720 --> 00:04:02,280 Speaker 1: don't do that. All right. So, well, I'm looking outside 70 00:04:02,320 --> 00:04:03,680 Speaker 1: the window right now and I don't see a van. 71 00:04:03,760 --> 00:04:05,960 Speaker 1: So you're obviously lying to me. I said, you're driving 72 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:08,480 Speaker 1: a con van that's not one outside. But you're liar 73 00:04:08,880 --> 00:04:11,080 Speaker 1: and you're creep. I am lying to you, and I 74 00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:14,000 Speaker 1: am a creep. That's good to know. That's how I 75 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:15,640 Speaker 1: read you. I guess I'm a good job. You got 76 00:04:15,640 --> 00:04:18,120 Speaker 1: it right, man, because this is actually Jewel from Brook 77 00:04:18,120 --> 00:04:20,440 Speaker 1: and Jewel in the morning. I'm moving ninety two point 78 00:04:20,520 --> 00:04:26,040 Speaker 1: five doing a phone tap on you. Oh my god, no, 79 00:04:27,160 --> 00:04:30,159 Speaker 1: So I'm sorry. Your friend Josh set you up. Josh 80 00:04:30,200 --> 00:04:32,920 Speaker 1: set this up. Josh set this up. Yeah, Oh my god. 81 00:04:36,560 --> 00:04:38,760 Speaker 1: He told us that you work at a community center, 82 00:04:38,760 --> 00:04:41,680 Speaker 1: and I thought, hey, what community center? Doesn't need some 83 00:04:41,800 --> 00:04:47,120 Speaker 1: cold ice cream? Oh yeah, what community center doesn't need 84 00:04:47,160 --> 00:04:49,400 Speaker 1: a guy in a van to deliver ice cream to 85 00:04:49,480 --> 00:04:59,640 Speaker 1: the children. Yeah? Weak up every morning with the two 86 00:04:59,680 --> 00:05:06,160 Speaker 1: point I've been I've been losing speed, dreaming about the 87 00:05:06,279 --> 00:05:11,360 Speaker 1: things that we could be. The baby I've been, I've 88 00:05:11,360 --> 00:05:15,840 Speaker 1: been praying hard, say no more counting dollars, will be 89 00:05:16,040 --> 00:05:17,000 Speaker 1: counting stars.