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Speaker 1: The Nicky Year's Nikki. Hello, Happy Thursday everyone out there.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for listening to the podcast. Um all week.

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Speaker 1: I know you have, It's okay if you haven't. This

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Speaker 1: is a great show today. I'm in a mood. You

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Speaker 1: know who's not in a mood? I mean it could

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Speaker 1: be a good one. You don't know. People don't normally

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Speaker 1: say I'm in a mood when it's a good one. Um. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I just uh, things were running behind its Starbucks today

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Speaker 1: and uh set my morning a little bit. Uh just it.

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Speaker 1: You know, Starbucks was backed up and sometimes you go

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Speaker 1: in there and uh, they're all backed up, and I

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Speaker 1: understand it. Working out Starbucks is not fun. Uh, I'm

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Speaker 1: sure it can be. Um when you quit and you

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Speaker 1: walk out, so I guess you're not really working there anymore.

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Speaker 1: But it doesn't seem to be like a job that

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Speaker 1: is very you feel. I think it used to be

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Speaker 1: one of those jobs everyone was like, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: all the benefits and they give you healthcare and you're

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Speaker 1: a partner and all this stuff. But now it just

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Speaker 1: seems like they fucking hate what they're doing and they

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Speaker 1: it's has like a t s a vibe of like

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Speaker 1: really resenting the job, knowing that it's just kind of

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Speaker 1: um that you're not. You know. The thing is, though

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Speaker 1: they are drug dealers more so than t s A.

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Speaker 1: T s A are truly doing some kind of performative

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Speaker 1: like t s A have like never caught a terrorist

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Speaker 1: since they've been implemented, and I think that's true. They've

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Speaker 1: literally never caught any any anyone. I think the shoe

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Speaker 1: bomber guy was like on the flight trying to light

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Speaker 1: up pitch shoe so like he got past um so

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Speaker 1: T s A, which there there, It's completely that that

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Speaker 1: must feel not good. They must convince those people they

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Speaker 1: are really important because I like that they take it

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Speaker 1: so seriously, seemingly. Sometimes that's the worst T s A

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Speaker 1: agent is someone who takes it too seriously or someone

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Speaker 1: who doesn't take it seriously at all. You want something

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Speaker 1: in the middle, but it's all bullshit. Um, you might

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Speaker 1: as well work at fucking Disneyland. And it's a small world.

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Speaker 1: It's what's it called. They call it the the theater

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Speaker 1: theater of security, Like it's it's there's some the illusion

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Speaker 1: of safety. It's like a it's a magic trick that

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Speaker 1: t s A has just put there to convince dumb

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Speaker 1: Americans that we're doing the best we can to not

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Speaker 1: have another September eleven, when really it's kind of you know,

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Speaker 1: they're probably not going to do it that way again.

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Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. You know how they did

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Speaker 1: the first time we go, we could never have imagined. Well,

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Speaker 1: they're probably gonna come up with something we could have

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Speaker 1: never imagined. I don't know. That's just my thought. But um, yet,

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Speaker 1: Starbucks today, you just go in there. Those people are delivering.

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Speaker 1: They should take pride in their work if they were

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Speaker 1: paid better for it, um, which they're not. That's I

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Speaker 1: have no problem with anyone in reach, anyone who is

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Speaker 1: making under you know, I don't know. I'm saying twenty

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Speaker 1: bucks an hour for what you do. That's what should

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Speaker 1: be minimum wage at this point. And I know nothing

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Speaker 1: about economics and how that would change the country. Probably

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Speaker 1: everything would just get more expensive and then it would

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Speaker 1: be would be seven fifty. But I'm on wage anyone

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Speaker 1: who's working harder than the money you're getting, which is

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Speaker 1: like almost everyone. Um, take your time, don't don't actually rush.

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Speaker 1: I don't care because that's the problem I have when

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Speaker 1: someone when my food is laid, or when Starbucks is

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Speaker 1: running behind, or when you know, the car washes backed up,

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Speaker 1: and I'm seeing the workers and they're just kind of

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Speaker 1: be taking your time. You know what, take your fucking

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Speaker 1: time because you're not being paid enough. And I allow

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Speaker 1: you that our society is we should allow tipping more.

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Speaker 1: It should be there should be more tip jars out

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Speaker 1: so these people feel compensated to work harder and and

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Speaker 1: maybe something good could come of it. Because the thing is,

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Speaker 1: if you if you're milling about all day at work

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Speaker 1: at Starbucks, you might lose your job eventually because you

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Speaker 1: know you're not getting the numbers that they want, but

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Speaker 1: I think right now people are dying to fill. Everything's understaffed.

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Speaker 1: My sister told me the other day that she went

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Speaker 1: Were slammed it's gonna be it's gonna be longer today,

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Speaker 1: and everyone was cool about it. Guess who was complaining

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Speaker 1: And my dad's getting discrundled. He's a nice person who

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Speaker 1: didn't vote for Trump and doesn't feel generally. I don't

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Speaker 1: rest um and is not delusional. So if my dad

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Speaker 1: someone who works at a job where you're underpaid for

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Speaker 1: what you do. Have compassion for other people and just

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Speaker 1: let them be slow with your Starbucks. Today, I just

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Speaker 1: sat back. There was a girl hanging on the counter

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Speaker 1: waiting for her mobile order. Because you can hang over

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Speaker 1: the counter and the kind of look where the mobilers are.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes I take a peek, I go over and I look,

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Speaker 1: and I got my drink there because I just want

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Speaker 1: But this girl is like hanging on the bar. I

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Speaker 1: see so many people come up and go, can I

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Speaker 1: get a cup of ice? It's like they're slammed and

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Speaker 1: you're asking them for more bullshit that you didn't pay for.

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Speaker 1: It's just like just and I used to be one

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Speaker 1: on our on Sirious when I would get my Starbucks

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Speaker 1: before I go if it wasn't filled to the top,

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Speaker 1: I'm like, I paid for a Venti drink. I paid

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Speaker 1: six dollars and seventy cents for a fucking steamed almond

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Speaker 1: milk lat day. I want every inch of the cup covered.

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Speaker 1: If I wanted a Grande, I would have gotten a Grande.

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Speaker 1: You gave me Grande. And I used to get so mandy.

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Speaker 1: It would like literally like that was the mood that

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Speaker 1: now I get what I get and I'm happy with it.

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Speaker 1: And it's just like I just I'm not a perfect person,

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Speaker 1: Like I still get frustrated by people who are rude

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Speaker 1: drinks to make that are already overdue. That. Then I

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Speaker 1: wound like it was the same kind of like gentle slowness,

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Speaker 1: under this much protuct I'd be like and I'd be

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Speaker 1: actually make things worse. So if I can ask you

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Speaker 1: of anything, ask anything of you besties, which is what

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Speaker 1: I call my listeners. If you're a new listener, being

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Speaker 1: like what the fund are you saying? Um? Just be

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Speaker 1: nice to to anyone who you want to complain about

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Speaker 1: to the manager, Like literally anyone. You don't know what's

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Speaker 1: live with their fucking parents who are abusive and sick, Like,

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Speaker 1: you don't know, so and they're working at Starbucks. No one,

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Speaker 1: no offense. May Actually I do want to work at Starbucks.

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Speaker 1: There is a secret part of me that does want

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Speaker 1: Nikki Glazer and they're like who. They're like, oh, the

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Speaker 1: and we like know it's coming because the printer breaks

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Speaker 1: on the mobile order. No, just know that no one

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Speaker 1: You know, um, let me give you an egg. Another example,

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Speaker 1: Uh did it? You know? A FedEx? A delivery guy, Um,

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Speaker 1: if you just wanted to dry like. No one wants

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Speaker 1: in fact, So just have compassion for the times where

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Speaker 1: and ask for what you want as a customer. But

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Speaker 1: the bar at Starbucks and being like, um, so is

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Speaker 1: I'm just tired of people expecting things from employees who

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Speaker 1: and has not gone up with the fact that everything

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Speaker 1: else has gone up. I don't really know anything about economics. Again,

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Speaker 1: I'm speaking out of you know, outside my realm of knowledge.

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Speaker 1: But anyone who is making if I wouldn't do the

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Speaker 1: and I let them get away with literal murder because

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Speaker 1: it sucks. Work sucks in Iceland. I heard just implemented

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Speaker 1: a four day work week and it's killing, Like everyone

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Speaker 1: so happy? Can we please get on board with that?

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Speaker 1: How great would America be if we had a four

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Speaker 1: day work week? Yes, your Starbucks might be closed on

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Speaker 1: Friday or Monday, depending like really let people off work.

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Speaker 1: The thing is I wouldn't be off work that that's

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Speaker 1: another weekend for me to fucking go out and do shows.

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Speaker 1: So it's not gonna benefit me. I mean financially it will,

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Speaker 1: but I'm going to be exhausted. But you know, I

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Speaker 1: about Iceland somehow seep into our collective consciousness as Americans

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Speaker 1: and we and we relax and we have more. Just

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Speaker 1: like what's I just working sucks and I have empathy

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Speaker 1: for everyone who's doing a job that they hate people

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Speaker 1: who are collecting, Like I have a trash room. Last example,

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Speaker 1: And it's very clearly states. You take the cardboard boxes

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Speaker 1: and because they have effects on the voices and stuff.

428
00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:30,160
Speaker 1: But when you're making I could make a studio album

429
00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:33,119
Speaker 1: that sounds great because you take each thing. Like if

430
00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:35,760
Speaker 1: I was doing like blank space and be like nice

431
00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:38,280
Speaker 1: to me too, where you been and I would just

432
00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:40,479
Speaker 1: go nice to I would do it until it's like perfect,

433
00:22:40,480 --> 00:22:42,120
Speaker 1: then we'll move on to the next part. I can't

434
00:22:42,119 --> 00:22:44,119
Speaker 1: show your incredible thing. Oh I didn't like that. I

435
00:22:44,119 --> 00:22:47,320
Speaker 1: can't show it. So live performances of artists with it's

436
00:22:47,359 --> 00:22:49,639
Speaker 1: just guitar and their voice is like incredible. When they

437
00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:52,600
Speaker 1: can do that perfectly, it's really rare. That you get

438
00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:56,240
Speaker 1: it like perfectly and with stand up when you do.

439
00:22:56,320 --> 00:22:58,200
Speaker 1: I was singing, oh with a special, the special is

440
00:22:58,240 --> 00:23:01,439
Speaker 1: kind of like a studio album version of you know,

441
00:23:01,640 --> 00:23:04,520
Speaker 1: like their equivalence, like this is the thing you put

442
00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:07,040
Speaker 1: out that everyone shodges. Even in a special, I have

443
00:23:07,160 --> 00:23:10,880
Speaker 1: extra words and buzzy things like it's it's specials can't

444
00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:14,560
Speaker 1: be that perfect either. I've never done a joke perfectly.

445
00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:18,440
Speaker 1: It's always going to sound different than unless you did,

446
00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:20,639
Speaker 1: like a studio recording of it, But then it would

447
00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:24,600
Speaker 1: lose all its ace. Yeah, and you only have two

448
00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:28,679
Speaker 1: chances to make it right, like but it's perfectly imperfect.

449
00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:31,520
Speaker 1: I guess you could say, like the idea that there's

450
00:23:31,560 --> 00:23:35,120
Speaker 1: all this pressure, the idea that you only have two times.

451
00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:38,159
Speaker 1: You know, all these things probably make you sharper in

452
00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:41,639
Speaker 1: a way, like there's positives in it. Uh. The feeling

453
00:23:41,680 --> 00:23:45,240
Speaker 1: of the crowd will make you probably probably perform the

454
00:23:45,359 --> 00:23:48,480
Speaker 1: joke better or at least think it's funnier than if

455
00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:51,240
Speaker 1: you were just in alone in a dark studio. Imagine

456
00:23:51,280 --> 00:23:56,359
Speaker 1: saying your joke. I mean I have what I'm saying

457
00:23:56,400 --> 00:23:59,600
Speaker 1: like sitting, so it would be that would be hard

458
00:23:59,640 --> 00:24:02,520
Speaker 1: to do. But I just like, I don't know. I'm

459
00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:06,200
Speaker 1: just nervous about I get. But the thing is everyone

460
00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:08,840
Speaker 1: feels this way. Every artist has self doubts and like

461
00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:10,560
Speaker 1: I'm not going to be good enough and all this stuff.

462
00:24:10,640 --> 00:24:12,200
Speaker 1: It feels weird to say because people are like, I

463
00:24:12,280 --> 00:24:13,960
Speaker 1: have ticket to your show and you think you're gonna suck.

464
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:15,760
Speaker 1: It's like, now I'm not gonna suck. You know, I'm

465
00:24:15,760 --> 00:24:17,639
Speaker 1: gonna be good, Like this is what makes me the

466
00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:20,320
Speaker 1: artist that you enjoy, is that I think I suck

467
00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:23,240
Speaker 1: and think I'm tricking everyone into liking me. Like you

468
00:24:23,280 --> 00:24:27,280
Speaker 1: said something yesterday, I was thinking about after the podcast

469
00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:30,760
Speaker 1: where you go, I hate silence because I'm afraid if

470
00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:34,040
Speaker 1: I'm silent too long, someone's gonna yell you suck. And

471
00:24:34,720 --> 00:24:38,640
Speaker 1: from everything you say like that that negative, like you're

472
00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:41,720
Speaker 1: just so negative to yourself in that instance where like

473
00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:44,360
Speaker 1: what if it was quiet and someone goes, I love you,

474
00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:46,640
Speaker 1: even though that would be kind of annoying to daring

475
00:24:46,720 --> 00:24:49,320
Speaker 1: stand up, But I'm just saying, like changing that thought

476
00:24:49,320 --> 00:24:52,639
Speaker 1: process of like if it is quiet, oh no, someone's

477
00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:57,480
Speaker 1: gonna yell something positive because people there can I tell

478
00:24:57,520 --> 00:24:59,960
Speaker 1: you what I do with that? Yeah, I wouldn't think

479
00:25:00,119 --> 00:25:03,600
Speaker 1: that everyone who hated me would go God, why is

480
00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:06,000
Speaker 1: that person saying I love you and encouraging this woman?

481
00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:10,639
Speaker 1: How many people do you think hate I don't know

482
00:25:11,240 --> 00:25:13,840
Speaker 1: women who are dragged by their husband who like saw

483
00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:17,320
Speaker 1: my roast compilation, or like she's gonna roast us and

484
00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:20,160
Speaker 1: she's like, I don't even want to do this, Jim, Well,

485
00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:23,920
Speaker 1: I just she's hot. Noh, I resent that you even

486
00:25:24,119 --> 00:25:26,000
Speaker 1: you probably just want to funk her. I hate this girl.

487
00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:30,359
Speaker 1: She's raunchy. My kids. Uh, she's not Christian. Like there's

488
00:25:30,480 --> 00:25:33,159
Speaker 1: there's certain people to get drug along to things that

489
00:25:33,160 --> 00:25:35,840
Speaker 1: there's joys, And I'm thinking about that woman, and I'm

490
00:25:35,840 --> 00:25:38,760
Speaker 1: thinking about people that why are you thinking? Well, I'm

491
00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:41,640
Speaker 1: also thinking about everyone who might have expectations of like

492
00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:43,640
Speaker 1: this is gonna be the best time in my life

493
00:25:43,640 --> 00:25:45,680
Speaker 1: and like you know, or like this is gonna be

494
00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:47,959
Speaker 1: I spend all this money and it should be this.

495
00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:50,399
Speaker 1: I've been disappointed by movies before it walked out, like

496
00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:52,639
Speaker 1: I'm always nervous about that, like, well, it wasn't as

497
00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:54,320
Speaker 1: good as I wanted it to be. But it's not

498
00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:58,119
Speaker 1: like that's kind of response, And you know, the person

499
00:25:58,200 --> 00:25:59,919
Speaker 1: yelling I love you. I hate when people do that,

500
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,040
Speaker 1: even though it's so nice and I do like that

501
00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:05,360
Speaker 1: that person loves me. It always feels like the student

502
00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:08,400
Speaker 1: who's like you forgot to give us homework, and everyone

503
00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:11,879
Speaker 1: hates that student of like, don't encourage this woman or

504
00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:16,479
Speaker 1: the teacher. Don't tell it. You're not speaking for us,

505
00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:19,119
Speaker 1: drunk lady. We actually hate her and we don't like

506
00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:21,960
Speaker 1: where she's going with this. And and also I love

507
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:25,520
Speaker 1: you sounds like patronizing a little bit, like keep going,

508
00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:30,600
Speaker 1: you've got this, So I mean that's the fear, is

509
00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:34,040
Speaker 1: like the silence of I just don't want the audience

510
00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:37,080
Speaker 1: to ever feel like I don't want them to ever

511
00:26:37,119 --> 00:26:39,840
Speaker 1: feel awkward for me, because that's the worst as an

512
00:26:39,840 --> 00:26:43,200
Speaker 1: audience member myself. I hate when I don't trust that

513
00:26:44,040 --> 00:26:47,119
Speaker 1: this person knows what they're doing and the and the

514
00:26:47,119 --> 00:26:48,919
Speaker 1: truth I'm telling you right now, I don't know what

515
00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:50,920
Speaker 1: I'm going to be doing on stage, like I will

516
00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:52,639
Speaker 1: have a set list picked out by then and like

517
00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:58,280
Speaker 1: have nowhere I'm going with certain things. But so many

518
00:26:58,320 --> 00:27:02,159
Speaker 1: comics nowadays, especially as COVID, are writing like come to

519
00:27:02,359 --> 00:27:07,159
Speaker 1: you know, uh Jeff Smith's show, working out new material

520
00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:10,119
Speaker 1: and they just lean. They lean into the fact that

521
00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:13,400
Speaker 1: it's all new and yet what's going to happen. Well,

522
00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:16,040
Speaker 1: that's that's actually a great device, and I wish I

523
00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:18,199
Speaker 1: would have done that because that is the truth. Like,

524
00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:21,600
Speaker 1: I will be working on new material and when you

525
00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:24,280
Speaker 1: say that, no one can get mad if it's shitty,

526
00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:29,080
Speaker 1: because you're you're bringing them in. Yeah, but it's also honest,

527
00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:32,240
Speaker 1: and for some reason people want to maybe come see

528
00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:35,480
Speaker 1: it more. People like that, people like the grittiness of it. Oh,

529
00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:39,000
Speaker 1: I'm seeing the process. I'll tell you. I'm always in process.

530
00:27:39,040 --> 00:27:41,520
Speaker 1: There's I'm in process. Even when I'm on the Tonight

531
00:27:41,520 --> 00:27:43,879
Speaker 1: Show or Conan. Sometimes I'll work out a bit that

532
00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:45,480
Speaker 1: I'm like, I thought of this in the shower once,

533
00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:47,080
Speaker 1: but I've never said it. Okay, I'll say it now.

534
00:27:47,440 --> 00:27:50,720
Speaker 1: So that's always going on with me. I just I

535
00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:53,080
Speaker 1: I'm just having a day of self doubt and I'm

536
00:27:53,119 --> 00:27:56,800
Speaker 1: being I'm a little depressed today. I don't know why, um,

537
00:27:56,880 --> 00:28:00,119
Speaker 1: and it's manifesting in thinking that I'm a fraud and

538
00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:03,400
Speaker 1: as I have to perform what is it Thursday, Saturday

539
00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:06,760
Speaker 1: nights our show at Waterloo. I'll be fine as soon

540
00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:08,680
Speaker 1: as I grabbed the mic. I'll be fine. I will

541
00:28:08,680 --> 00:28:11,000
Speaker 1: be fine. There's never been a time I'm not fine

542
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:13,480
Speaker 1: when I grabbed the mic. Never. But leading up to it,

543
00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:16,440
Speaker 1: I've never had a job. I don't dread until this podcast,

544
00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:18,520
Speaker 1: by the way, and that includes stand up. I just

545
00:28:18,520 --> 00:28:20,800
Speaker 1: want to say, if you're listening to this podcast, I

546
00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:24,320
Speaker 1: look forward to this show every single day. I get

547
00:28:24,320 --> 00:28:26,120
Speaker 1: a little nervous when we have guests because I want

548
00:28:26,119 --> 00:28:28,520
Speaker 1: to be good for them, but other than that, I

549
00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:32,320
Speaker 1: have no nerves. I love everything. And I've literally never

550
00:28:32,359 --> 00:28:34,520
Speaker 1: had a job like that. Never in my life have

551
00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:37,199
Speaker 1: I had a job. And I'm I'm just saying this

552
00:28:37,240 --> 00:28:40,240
Speaker 1: about like and you know what an f boy island

553
00:28:40,280 --> 00:28:43,040
Speaker 1: as well. Never dreaded that either, because it was just

554
00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:45,960
Speaker 1: I got to be myself much like this. It was

555
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:48,120
Speaker 1: in paradise, it was with a bunch of friends. But

556
00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:51,560
Speaker 1: stand up, I will. I remember my ex boyfriend saying,

557
00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:54,600
Speaker 1: why do you do this thing that you seem to

558
00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:57,680
Speaker 1: hate the whole way up to it, and I really did.

559
00:28:57,720 --> 00:28:59,280
Speaker 1: I'd be like, I don't want to go do a set.

560
00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:01,560
Speaker 1: I'd be driving a we're being like, oh that set,

561
00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:04,800
Speaker 1: And then I grabbed the mic and I'm like so happy.

562
00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:07,880
Speaker 1: So I don't know what it is is that I'm

563
00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:11,000
Speaker 1: just trying to think, like, well, you did a lot ish.

564
00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:13,360
Speaker 1: I mean, you've been doing this for sixteen seven whatever,

565
00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:16,760
Speaker 1: never been excited about going on stage unless unless I

566
00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:19,640
Speaker 1: know I'm unless I really know what I'm about to

567
00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:22,000
Speaker 1: do and there's someone in the audience that I want

568
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:23,720
Speaker 1: to impress. That's the only time I'm like, I can't

569
00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:25,720
Speaker 1: wait to get up there. Look, I mean, I'm in

570
00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:27,440
Speaker 1: the same boat. But as soon as I get up there,

571
00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:29,360
Speaker 1: I want audiences to know, because this would really bump

572
00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:30,960
Speaker 1: me out if I was someone who was buying a

573
00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:32,720
Speaker 1: ticket to my show. I want you to know as

574
00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:34,640
Speaker 1: soon as I grab the mic, I have the most fun.

575
00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:36,840
Speaker 1: I'm so present in that moment and I truly have

576
00:29:36,880 --> 00:29:39,719
Speaker 1: a great time. And I'm actually organizing this stand up

577
00:29:40,120 --> 00:29:42,440
Speaker 1: set for this one that I'm taking out to be

578
00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:45,920
Speaker 1: that to be really fun and like different and we're

579
00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:48,920
Speaker 1: gonna try a bunch of different stuff and yeah, and

580
00:29:49,280 --> 00:29:51,440
Speaker 1: I and I have to work music into it somehow,

581
00:29:51,520 --> 00:29:53,760
Speaker 1: And I know that might make people like, oh god,

582
00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:56,080
Speaker 1: she's getting a guitar out. It will be funny. I

583
00:29:56,080 --> 00:29:59,040
Speaker 1: promise to not disappoint you and make you bored. Yeah,

584
00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:02,040
Speaker 1: I mean, do you tried? And Andrew will get his

585
00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:06,320
Speaker 1: three minutes, He's gonna do seconds. So it's gonna be

586
00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:09,200
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go out, There're gonna smile, I'm gonna show

587
00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:11,360
Speaker 1: you guys my muscles, and then I'm gonna go backstage.

588
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:13,480
Speaker 1: But you know what, I'm gonna be scared. Hilarious. If

589
00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:18,400
Speaker 1: you brought out your driver, I should wear golf clothes

590
00:30:18,440 --> 00:30:20,440
Speaker 1: on stage, it would be a look, wait, what were

591
00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:23,080
Speaker 1: you just about to say? No? No, you know one,

592
00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:25,400
Speaker 1: I don't want you to feel alone, like I feel that,

593
00:30:25,480 --> 00:30:29,240
Speaker 1: like I don't hate it, but like I don't. I'm

594
00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:32,800
Speaker 1: very afraid the whole time leading up to that, I'm

595
00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:35,840
Speaker 1: not going to do well. So it's obviously like horrible

596
00:30:35,880 --> 00:30:39,880
Speaker 1: from my anxious person anyways. So it's like this is

597
00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:43,400
Speaker 1: like just leading into like yeah, I feel I don't

598
00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:46,600
Speaker 1: feel that going into this or going to hit golf balls.

599
00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:50,239
Speaker 1: But after you get it and you fucking nail it,

600
00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:52,520
Speaker 1: that's the beauty of it. Like if you didn't have

601
00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:55,560
Speaker 1: that feeling, you wouldn't care. Honestly, I don't even celebrate

602
00:30:55,560 --> 00:30:57,840
Speaker 1: the nailing it. Yeah, you don't even do that, but

603
00:30:57,880 --> 00:31:00,320
Speaker 1: I have fun in the moment on stage, and then forwards,

604
00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:02,520
Speaker 1: I'm like, that was fun, But I don't go I

605
00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:07,840
Speaker 1: did it. I never do that. I do think though,

606
00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:10,240
Speaker 1: like you haven't. You've done stand up a lot in

607
00:31:10,360 --> 00:31:12,120
Speaker 1: l A, but you haven't done an hour in a while.

608
00:31:12,760 --> 00:31:14,720
Speaker 1: And this is the first hour. It's there's a lot

609
00:31:14,760 --> 00:31:17,600
Speaker 1: of lead up, and I think, by like fucking week seven,

610
00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:20,360
Speaker 1: it's like, you're not even gonna have these. I think

611
00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:23,720
Speaker 1: it's gonna be one night one. It's going to fly by,

612
00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:26,520
Speaker 1: like an hour. It seems like a lot, but it

613
00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:28,400
Speaker 1: does fly by. We gotta get to the news talking

614
00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:40,080
Speaker 1: about flying. But apparently Thursday, baby, you heard it here first.

615
00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:45,280
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm looking at that Celsius. What are

616
00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:48,120
Speaker 1: you feeling about it? Honestly, I think that's what made

617
00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:52,640
Speaker 1: me sick yesterday. I think Celsius is truly caused me

618
00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:55,400
Speaker 1: to have a flu like reaction. I'm not joking you.

619
00:31:55,760 --> 00:31:57,640
Speaker 1: That's not the first time you drank it. I know

620
00:31:57,880 --> 00:31:59,760
Speaker 1: the other time I drank it too, I felt the

621
00:31:59,760 --> 00:32:02,040
Speaker 1: same symptoms, and I thought it was because I had

622
00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:07,320
Speaker 1: um cells in your ass. Yeah, I thought it was

623
00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:10,960
Speaker 1: because I had um sex and I had like a

624
00:32:11,040 --> 00:32:14,000
Speaker 1: foreign matter in my body, but it wasn't that. It's

625
00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:17,760
Speaker 1: it's it's Celsius. It is for pouring your Yeah, I

626
00:32:17,760 --> 00:32:24,800
Speaker 1: mean yeah, I'm saving my mouth for marriage. I do

627
00:32:24,920 --> 00:32:27,080
Speaker 1: see it. Celsius can waiting for you at the end

628
00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:29,800
Speaker 1: of the aisle. Oh my god. But no, I think

629
00:32:29,840 --> 00:32:33,560
Speaker 1: Celsius fucked me up. Yusterday. Well, Celsius is still going

630
00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:36,320
Speaker 1: strong for me, So I'm glad you like it. Dust Empoia,

631
00:32:36,440 --> 00:32:39,240
Speaker 1: don't get mad at me. Yeah, my stomach is turning

632
00:32:39,280 --> 00:32:41,720
Speaker 1: just thinking about it. That's interesting. I think it's the Celsius.

633
00:32:42,040 --> 00:32:45,200
Speaker 1: I'll try it again another time. We'll test it. That's

634
00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:47,959
Speaker 1: the news. I hope you're having a great time out there.

635
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:50,000
Speaker 1: You're gonna have an amazing weekend and all the swells

636
00:32:50,040 --> 00:32:52,200
Speaker 1: because you're gonna see us in water. Luo. Yeah. No,

637
00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:56,080
Speaker 1: wives are gonna die. I bet you three wives die.

638
00:32:56,520 --> 00:32:59,760
Speaker 1: Maybe not our listeners nationwide. Do you think one of

639
00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:04,959
Speaker 1: our listeners has died since starting? Probably? No, boy, I

640
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:08,480
Speaker 1: mean someone just wrote in and said, Noah goes, No, no, no,

641
00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:11,640
Speaker 1: let's not let's skip that. I mean I think about

642
00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:15,280
Speaker 1: that over here sometimes. When I had a baseball game Yeah,

643
00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:21,240
Speaker 1: I'm at a base Pantera Queen of darkness over here.

644
00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:25,520
Speaker 1: Uh No, whenever I'm at a baseball game and I

645
00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:28,000
Speaker 1: see like a crowd of people, I go someone someone

646
00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:30,880
Speaker 1: here is going to die, like in the next month,

647
00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:34,600
Speaker 1: like tech, Like you know, odds are someone here will

648
00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:36,640
Speaker 1: not be here in a month. Did you ever see

649
00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:39,120
Speaker 1: the documentary of the guy at the Yeah, you show

650
00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:41,440
Speaker 1: me the Larry Data game. Oh my god, it's amazing.

651
00:33:41,840 --> 00:33:44,680
Speaker 1: It's called The Long Shot. Yeah, you just gotta see

652
00:33:44,800 --> 00:33:47,600
Speaker 1: on Netflix. Please watch The Long Shot on Netflix. It's

653
00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:49,600
Speaker 1: a very short documentary and it will blow your mind.

654
00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:51,520
Speaker 1: And then write to us and tell us how happy

655
00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:53,240
Speaker 1: you are that we told you to watch it. All right, So,

656
00:33:53,320 --> 00:33:56,600
Speaker 1: teachers from around the world confess on the secret sharing

657
00:33:56,640 --> 00:34:01,080
Speaker 1: app Whisper how they spend their summer. This is the

658
00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:04,920
Speaker 1: one whereas range from shocking to the pressing. So one

659
00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:07,280
Speaker 1: is like, you know, I'm a teacher on myself whispers

660
00:34:07,280 --> 00:34:09,560
Speaker 1: this app. Or you can like much like post secret

661
00:34:09,640 --> 00:34:12,640
Speaker 1: or people needs to write on postcards and uh say

662
00:34:12,719 --> 00:34:14,759
Speaker 1: secrets that they didn't tell anyone. So this one says,

663
00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:16,920
Speaker 1: I'm a teacher during the school year. My secret I

664
00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:19,719
Speaker 1: work as a pro dom dom d O m m E.

665
00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:22,600
Speaker 1: That's a female dom h. During the summer, I make

666
00:34:22,840 --> 00:34:26,880
Speaker 1: way more money with my second job. Hell yeah. I mean, like,

667
00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:32,759
Speaker 1: if you are able to crack into the sex industry

668
00:34:33,200 --> 00:34:36,759
Speaker 1: and do it safely and uh that is a great

669
00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:39,520
Speaker 1: way to make some side cash. I'm not advocating it,

670
00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:41,759
Speaker 1: but this is what people have to do now. I

671
00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:43,200
Speaker 1: was just talking about this at the top of the show.

672
00:34:43,880 --> 00:34:47,040
Speaker 1: People with fucking shitty jobs because no one gets paid

673
00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:50,080
Speaker 1: enough to do fucking anything. You gotta you know, whip

674
00:34:50,160 --> 00:34:54,279
Speaker 1: some guy that wants to be couckled. You know, like

675
00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:57,200
Speaker 1: you tie up a businessman and spit in his face

676
00:34:57,239 --> 00:34:59,279
Speaker 1: and then you you make more than you did all

677
00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:04,120
Speaker 1: day at Starve. It's like wild, Oh my god. On

678
00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:09,120
Speaker 1: the celebrity gossip thing, apparently there's a comedian who gets

679
00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:14,040
Speaker 1: visited many many times by uh Dom's like like it

680
00:35:14,120 --> 00:35:17,920
Speaker 1: gets prostitutes constantly to um tie them up and call

681
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:20,600
Speaker 1: them a little pussy boy and stuff like that name.

682
00:35:21,080 --> 00:35:22,520
Speaker 1: I mean, I think it's all of them. I'm like,

683
00:35:22,640 --> 00:35:25,160
Speaker 1: that could be any of them. They all hate themselves,

684
00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:27,839
Speaker 1: you know, like too, I like it to to be

685
00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:30,480
Speaker 1: tied up and said and made to do things, you know,

686
00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:33,880
Speaker 1: and I don't like to be degraded, but most comedians

687
00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:35,960
Speaker 1: don't like themselves. It kind of takes low self esteem,

688
00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:38,279
Speaker 1: and so that is that's probably something that a lot

689
00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:40,719
Speaker 1: of comedians would be into. I love this teacher thing

690
00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:43,560
Speaker 1: because it's like during the summer, I am like they

691
00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:46,480
Speaker 1: have like this like alter ego, and it's like you

692
00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:48,799
Speaker 1: could dom on the weekends, Like you don't have to

693
00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:53,239
Speaker 1: wait till the summertime. That's true, but but also on

694
00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:55,520
Speaker 1: the weekends you're working all week and so you want

695
00:35:55,560 --> 00:35:58,400
Speaker 1: to have your weekends free. Yeah, I guess, but I

696
00:35:58,440 --> 00:36:00,480
Speaker 1: mean how long does it take the dom? Yes, I

697
00:36:00,520 --> 00:36:02,600
Speaker 1: get it, it's it's still a job. I mean, like

698
00:36:03,920 --> 00:36:06,000
Speaker 1: to do stand up. I do like this app too,

699
00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:08,560
Speaker 1: because it's like it's anonymous, so they could just write

700
00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:11,480
Speaker 1: their own and be like, wow, we're getting so many

701
00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:13,719
Speaker 1: writers in and it's like you can make your own

702
00:36:13,719 --> 00:36:15,480
Speaker 1: all day long with this app. What do you mean,

703
00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:19,480
Speaker 1: like like it's called you could just lie. Yeah, yeah,

704
00:36:19,520 --> 00:36:22,440
Speaker 1: I mean it's kind of like anything. Yeah, but especially

705
00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:24,919
Speaker 1: this because it's a teacher. I have the summer off

706
00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:27,040
Speaker 1: and have gotten into the habit of daily drinking and

707
00:36:27,080 --> 00:36:31,759
Speaker 1: it's fantastic. Okay, well that is not gonna I'm glad

708
00:36:31,760 --> 00:36:33,720
Speaker 1: you're having fun with it. Now have your fun, because

709
00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:36,120
Speaker 1: that is a one way to get to hell. I'm

710
00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:38,560
Speaker 1: a teacher. In my summer consists of smoking weed, playing

711
00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:42,560
Speaker 1: video games, and eating junk food. I mean, that's like

712
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:45,640
Speaker 1: kind of like my my life too. The summer holidays

713
00:36:45,640 --> 00:36:47,280
Speaker 1: are the only time I feel like my old self.

714
00:36:47,320 --> 00:36:50,280
Speaker 1: I've been miserable since I became a teacher. Yeah, teachers

715
00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:52,920
Speaker 1: shout out to teachers, talk about people who are underpaid

716
00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:54,880
Speaker 1: for what they do. You know how I feel about teachers.

717
00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:57,640
Speaker 1: I love all of you so much, and I'm so

718
00:36:57,680 --> 00:37:00,120
Speaker 1: sorry you have to deal with all the parents who

719
00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:02,920
Speaker 1: are feel so entitled now to that their kids the

720
00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:06,040
Speaker 1: best and every it's just teachers. I don't know how

721
00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:07,759
Speaker 1: you do it. I'm a teacher and I can't wait

722
00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:09,920
Speaker 1: to go back to school. My students teach me more

723
00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:13,040
Speaker 1: about life than anything else. Summer is lonely. Oh well,

724
00:37:13,040 --> 00:37:15,719
Speaker 1: that's a nice little uh. The other side of things,

725
00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:18,319
Speaker 1: I mean, some teachers, I'm not saying they don't take

726
00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:19,560
Speaker 1: pride in what they do and I don't need to

727
00:37:19,560 --> 00:37:21,680
Speaker 1: thank them in terms of like thank you for doing

728
00:37:21,719 --> 00:37:23,759
Speaker 1: this miserable thing. Some of you really enjoy it, but

729
00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:26,680
Speaker 1: you should be paid. One. I would feel like teacher

730
00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:29,680
Speaker 1: parent conferences is like us going on stage, like I

731
00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:34,080
Speaker 1: would be, I would dread. I would love that. Really. Yeah,

732
00:37:35,560 --> 00:37:37,520
Speaker 1: I mean, I know it's a task that teachers have

733
00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:38,960
Speaker 1: to do that they're like, oh god, I'm not even

734
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:41,200
Speaker 1: getting paid for these hours, and it sucks, but I

735
00:37:41,239 --> 00:37:43,919
Speaker 1: don't mind it. So if my student, if my son

736
00:37:44,280 --> 00:37:46,319
Speaker 1: was a C student, I came in, I go, look,

737
00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:48,640
Speaker 1: I just I don't think you're teaching. Well, what are

738
00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:51,759
Speaker 1: you I think my son actually has a lot of potential. Yes,

739
00:37:51,760 --> 00:37:53,960
Speaker 1: he's a C student. I just don't think you're doing

740
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:56,919
Speaker 1: your job correctly here. I I have it shown that

741
00:37:57,239 --> 00:37:59,439
Speaker 1: he didn't turn in homework this day, this day, this day,

742
00:37:59,480 --> 00:38:01,440
Speaker 1: this day, and he got this on a test. I

743
00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:04,080
Speaker 1: gave him extra time he came. I offered to tutor

744
00:38:04,160 --> 00:38:07,520
Speaker 1: him during his off hours. I have all the evidence

745
00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:09,919
Speaker 1: to show that I'm doing all I can. I don't

746
00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:12,359
Speaker 1: know what to tell you. Yeah, but you know, I

747
00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:14,839
Speaker 1: guess you're putting in all this effort, But obviously your

748
00:38:14,840 --> 00:38:17,319
Speaker 1: effort is not that I'm a public school teacher and

749
00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:20,160
Speaker 1: I've got paid enough, and you're probably a rich dad

750
00:38:20,160 --> 00:38:22,400
Speaker 1: who's trying to get out of his taxes which actually

751
00:38:22,440 --> 00:38:24,719
Speaker 1: contribute to me getting paid. So I don't really feel

752
00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:28,680
Speaker 1: like I need to hear any gruff from you. You're

753
00:38:28,719 --> 00:38:30,840
Speaker 1: going to say I have grown and sir, you know

754
00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:32,759
Speaker 1: i'll see you this summer when you hire me to

755
00:38:33,239 --> 00:38:35,520
Speaker 1: tie you to your bed and piss in your mouth. Look,

756
00:38:35,520 --> 00:38:38,239
Speaker 1: that has nothing to do with this. I think it

757
00:38:38,239 --> 00:38:41,960
Speaker 1: has anything to do with it. Fucking pussy bitch. Oh

758
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:55,760
Speaker 1: my god, and see you're right, my son is stupid. Next, alright,

759
00:38:56,320 --> 00:38:59,480
Speaker 1: seven year old woman died not a listener to the

760
00:38:59,560 --> 00:39:06,200
Speaker 1: show on the Voyager in Indiana after tearing an artery.

761
00:39:07,560 --> 00:39:13,239
Speaker 1: So this was amazing, So they maybe it is amazing.

762
00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:17,400
Speaker 1: This is exhilarating the woman's death. Was there a picture

763
00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:20,440
Speaker 1: of it, just like a one moment or she just

764
00:39:20,520 --> 00:39:24,480
Speaker 1: has excess? They got a photo of the dear I'm

765
00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:27,560
Speaker 1: sorry to this woman and her family keep going. So

766
00:39:27,840 --> 00:39:29,800
Speaker 1: there were three things that caused a death, which I

767
00:39:29,840 --> 00:39:33,880
Speaker 1: thought was pretty impressive, severe internal blood loss, the tearing

768
00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:36,680
Speaker 1: of an artery, and the force from the roller coaster,

769
00:39:36,840 --> 00:39:40,239
Speaker 1: which the last one doesn't really go with the other two.

770
00:39:40,239 --> 00:39:42,000
Speaker 1: Are like in your body and the other ones like

771
00:39:42,040 --> 00:39:46,279
Speaker 1: and the roller coaster was rough. Yeah. Um. But and

772
00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:48,759
Speaker 1: then it says the last quote, which I thought the

773
00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:51,399
Speaker 1: corner goes. It was a reaction her body had from

774
00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:54,040
Speaker 1: riding the ride. It had nothing to do with a

775
00:39:54,080 --> 00:39:57,479
Speaker 1: malfunction or anything as far as safety and that type

776
00:39:57,520 --> 00:40:00,480
Speaker 1: of thing. I mean, anything that caused you to you know,

777
00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:04,280
Speaker 1: it's this is unfortunate. But it sounds like at least

778
00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:09,279
Speaker 1: she went out doing something. I don't know. It's why

779
00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:13,799
Speaker 1: I wonder what, I mean, should people avoid these rides

780
00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:17,680
Speaker 1: if they have what internal bleeding? It's like COVID. It's like,

781
00:40:17,719 --> 00:40:20,239
Speaker 1: don't go out if you're out of shape, don't go

782
00:40:20,280 --> 00:40:23,680
Speaker 1: on a ruller. I should a roller coaster be more

783
00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:26,880
Speaker 1: like be like, do you look a little unhealthy? I

784
00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:29,279
Speaker 1: mean I came from a roller My friend had a

785
00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:33,080
Speaker 1: stroke when she had an orgasm because it was such

786
00:40:33,080 --> 00:40:36,080
Speaker 1: a rush of blood and she had um. She had

787
00:40:36,120 --> 00:40:41,560
Speaker 1: any underlining illness that underlining or underlying underlying, I think

788
00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:46,440
Speaker 1: is the word illness that caused her to have um

789
00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:48,440
Speaker 1: like she had she had lyme disease in which she

790
00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:51,400
Speaker 1: had an orgasm all of her blood like shot around

791
00:40:51,520 --> 00:40:55,600
Speaker 1: and she had a stroke because of no. No No, So

792
00:40:55,640 --> 00:40:59,040
Speaker 1: like if you have something else going on, things that

793
00:40:59,520 --> 00:41:06,080
Speaker 1: cause body to have chemical responses that are abnormal to

794
00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:08,080
Speaker 1: like the day to day life are going to set

795
00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:10,239
Speaker 1: these things off. Well that's the thing too, Like do

796
00:41:10,280 --> 00:41:13,719
Speaker 1: you how much how many times should you go to

797
00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:15,800
Speaker 1: the doctor and check to see if you have underlying?

798
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:17,840
Speaker 1: Like it could drive you insane because you could have

799
00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:20,799
Speaker 1: an under any day. You're not getting a brain scan

800
00:41:20,920 --> 00:41:23,600
Speaker 1: because that's it's you know, it's expensive, it's probably out

801
00:41:23,600 --> 00:41:25,520
Speaker 1: of pocket, but you can see like the blood flow

802
00:41:25,560 --> 00:41:27,320
Speaker 1: to your brain. And I follow this doctor that's like

803
00:41:27,640 --> 00:41:30,200
Speaker 1: justin Bieber's doctor on Instagram. He's always talking about blood

804
00:41:30,239 --> 00:41:33,680
Speaker 1: flow to the brain is the biggest indicator. Does he

805
00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:38,080
Speaker 1: wear cool glass No, He's like he looks like it's

806
00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:40,279
Speaker 1: like this cool Oh yeah yeah yeah No. This guy

807
00:41:40,480 --> 00:41:43,439
Speaker 1: is doctor Amen or something. Sounds pretty cool to me. Yeah.

808
00:41:43,520 --> 00:41:46,759
Speaker 1: He but he says that you know, you can tell

809
00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:49,719
Speaker 1: in a brain scan like if what's going on, like

810
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:52,080
Speaker 1: a lot of what's going on, it's all about blood

811
00:41:52,120 --> 00:41:54,600
Speaker 1: flow to your brain to predict dementia and all these things.

812
00:41:55,920 --> 00:41:59,640
Speaker 1: And he says that pot smoking pot is like definitely

813
00:41:59,719 --> 00:42:02,759
Speaker 1: bad for your brain health, Like there's just no evidence

814
00:42:02,840 --> 00:42:05,480
Speaker 1: to say that it's good for you, that's making you smarter,

815
00:42:05,680 --> 00:42:09,239
Speaker 1: that it's doing it. And you know, obviously as someone

816
00:42:09,280 --> 00:42:13,480
Speaker 1: who smokes spot a lot, I just like, don't I

817
00:42:13,640 --> 00:42:15,920
Speaker 1: hate I'm trying to smoke enough pots, so I forget

818
00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:19,279
Speaker 1: that I read those things. But like the blood froot,

819
00:42:19,320 --> 00:42:21,520
Speaker 1: I would like to maybe see the imaging on a

820
00:42:21,680 --> 00:42:24,440
Speaker 1: thing that shows me that the blood flow of my

821
00:42:24,560 --> 00:42:26,680
Speaker 1: brain is not ideal, and then it might make me

822
00:42:26,760 --> 00:42:30,520
Speaker 1: take drastic measures to like improve it, or I want

823
00:42:30,520 --> 00:42:36,800
Speaker 1: to keep living in denial. I don't know sent me

824
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:41,520
Speaker 1: stuff to help because I made like an outreach. No,

825
00:42:41,840 --> 00:42:44,080
Speaker 1: just said, like I have a lot of guilt associated

826
00:42:44,080 --> 00:42:45,839
Speaker 1: with smoking pot all the time, even though it makes

827
00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:49,040
Speaker 1: me um not want to kill myself or not have

828
00:42:49,320 --> 00:42:53,080
Speaker 1: like depression and anxiety. There's something about smoking weed that

829
00:42:53,120 --> 00:42:57,640
Speaker 1: makes me feel instantly better and calm and everything's okay

830
00:42:57,920 --> 00:43:02,160
Speaker 1: and everything will get done, and you are a a

831
00:43:02,320 --> 00:43:06,000
Speaker 1: sweet person and everything's okay, and you're just like trying

832
00:43:06,080 --> 00:43:09,840
Speaker 1: to get bought Like it really calms me, which is

833
00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:13,160
Speaker 1: not the normal reaction for most people. When you look

834
00:43:13,239 --> 00:43:16,279
Speaker 1: at weed addiction, like I you know, I've talked about

835
00:43:16,320 --> 00:43:19,200
Speaker 1: being in the reddit form leaves, which is about quitting pot,

836
00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:22,040
Speaker 1: and everyone in there is like my anxiety went away

837
00:43:22,080 --> 00:43:24,840
Speaker 1: when I stopped all this, Like we'd cause my anxiety.

838
00:43:24,880 --> 00:43:26,880
Speaker 1: We've caused me to like isolate and stay in my

839
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:29,680
Speaker 1: room all day and not get things done. And we

840
00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:31,680
Speaker 1: doesn't do that for me. And so I'm really just

841
00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:36,600
Speaker 1: like struggling with what to do next. I mean, I

842
00:43:36,719 --> 00:43:38,440
Speaker 1: have to figure out something to do next because I

843
00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:40,399
Speaker 1: can't smoke weed the rest of my life. I just can't.

844
00:43:40,440 --> 00:43:46,320
Speaker 1: I don't want to be us, I mean, and and

845
00:43:46,440 --> 00:43:49,000
Speaker 1: some part of it like fuck it, I'll just be

846
00:43:49,080 --> 00:43:52,160
Speaker 1: an ant who smokes joints here and there, like who cares?

847
00:43:52,320 --> 00:43:54,920
Speaker 1: That's who I am. The problem is I have to

848
00:43:55,040 --> 00:43:57,759
Speaker 1: have I have to be. I have to accept it

849
00:43:57,840 --> 00:44:00,480
Speaker 1: about myself and not feel shame. And that's where I'm still.

850
00:44:00,480 --> 00:44:02,560
Speaker 1: I still feel shamed because I want to be a singer.

851
00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:05,919
Speaker 1: It's impacting my singing because it's inhaling smoke. Yeah. Where

852
00:44:06,040 --> 00:44:10,520
Speaker 1: doesn't negatively impact you is my short term memory when

853
00:44:10,560 --> 00:44:16,680
Speaker 1: I'm high, um my lungs. Although I can still run

854
00:44:17,080 --> 00:44:21,759
Speaker 1: like the fucking wind, um my logopacity, I don't feel

855
00:44:21,800 --> 00:44:23,560
Speaker 1: has changed at all in terms of like that. But

856
00:44:24,080 --> 00:44:26,160
Speaker 1: you know it makes my voice. You can definitely hear

857
00:44:26,440 --> 00:44:28,040
Speaker 1: when I'm smoking weed and when I'm not in my

858
00:44:28,160 --> 00:44:31,600
Speaker 1: voice like, uh, there's like a thing. So that's where

859
00:44:31,640 --> 00:44:34,800
Speaker 1: I'm mostly insecure about it, because anything that affects my career,

860
00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:36,759
Speaker 1: I start going, you have to quit. This can not

861
00:44:36,920 --> 00:44:38,440
Speaker 1: every other thing in my life. Yeah, you're not a

862
00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:42,200
Speaker 1: weed smoker. Where I see you smoking, you're like, yeah,

863
00:44:43,360 --> 00:44:46,680
Speaker 1: like you're you're more if anything, I don't know. I mean,

864
00:44:46,840 --> 00:44:49,839
Speaker 1: I mean, you see me before and after, what are

865
00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:52,839
Speaker 1: you What are your observations? Do you even notice? Yeah?

866
00:44:52,880 --> 00:44:56,360
Speaker 1: I notice, I notice a happier mood. I notice you

867
00:44:56,560 --> 00:45:02,600
Speaker 1: being more easy going, U more cheerful. Yeah, so why

868
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:06,520
Speaker 1: wouldn't I smoke weed all the time? Like maybe you

869
00:45:06,600 --> 00:45:09,879
Speaker 1: could get there without it, I guess would be how

870
00:45:10,440 --> 00:45:12,439
Speaker 1: And then someone else wrote to me about just maybe

871
00:45:12,520 --> 00:45:15,040
Speaker 1: just CBD. So I'm gonna try some other things and

872
00:45:15,160 --> 00:45:17,520
Speaker 1: see what happens. But thank you so much to the listener.

873
00:45:17,760 --> 00:45:20,399
Speaker 1: Um the best you sent in all that that little

874
00:45:20,480 --> 00:45:23,480
Speaker 1: care package that was so freaking nice, and um, I'll

875
00:45:23,560 --> 00:45:26,399
Speaker 1: keep talking about it and figuring it out. I don't know. Look,

876
00:45:26,640 --> 00:45:29,600
Speaker 1: I mean, as long as you're aware of it, right,

877
00:45:29,760 --> 00:45:32,400
Speaker 1: Like I mean, you could just be like either a

878
00:45:32,680 --> 00:45:35,719
Speaker 1: fucking I'm a fucking weed head, or you could be

879
00:45:35,880 --> 00:45:38,200
Speaker 1: like it's like, no, I don't have a problem. I

880
00:45:38,239 --> 00:45:40,560
Speaker 1: don't have an addiction. You have an addiction, Like yeah.

881
00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:42,480
Speaker 1: But that's where I find the biggest problem with it

882
00:45:42,600 --> 00:45:46,640
Speaker 1: is because I acceptance is one thing in admitting like, yeah,

883
00:45:46,680 --> 00:45:47,960
Speaker 1: I smoke a lot of weed and I'm not proud

884
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:49,800
Speaker 1: of it, But not being proud of something that you do,

885
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:53,279
Speaker 1: it's like, like, I just that causes me a lot

886
00:45:53,360 --> 00:45:56,320
Speaker 1: of like shame, even if I'm being honest about it,

887
00:45:56,360 --> 00:45:59,440
Speaker 1: admitting something that is bad that I'm doing. I just

888
00:45:59,520 --> 00:46:01,759
Speaker 1: want to just be okay with it or I want

889
00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:04,040
Speaker 1: to stop it. But you know, it's just it's a

890
00:46:04,120 --> 00:46:08,520
Speaker 1: it's a process. I'll get there. Um TikTok To responds

891
00:46:08,600 --> 00:46:11,800
Speaker 1: to a plane passenger's foot on the armrest by pouring

892
00:46:11,880 --> 00:46:15,640
Speaker 1: water on her bare feet. So I don't know if

893
00:46:15,719 --> 00:46:20,239
Speaker 1: it's necessarily a woman though, because the totes will carry. Okay,

894
00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:22,040
Speaker 1: So it's a guy sitting there and he's doing like

895
00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:26,239
Speaker 1: a selfie kind of shot, and there's someone sitting behind

896
00:46:26,320 --> 00:46:31,800
Speaker 1: him that is so funny. That is so gross that

897
00:46:31,920 --> 00:46:36,239
Speaker 1: someone would put that. I put my foot up on

898
00:46:36,239 --> 00:46:38,239
Speaker 1: the rest. That is my classic move. But I never

899
00:46:38,360 --> 00:46:40,680
Speaker 1: put it that much into someone like the person would

900
00:46:40,719 --> 00:46:43,520
Speaker 1: never see it. It never enters into like past there

901
00:46:44,239 --> 00:46:47,040
Speaker 1: you can't go into their zone. And I always wear

902
00:46:47,080 --> 00:46:49,920
Speaker 1: a sock or I put a blanket over my foot

903
00:46:50,160 --> 00:46:52,520
Speaker 1: with I don't do a bear sock either, even that's gross.

904
00:46:52,640 --> 00:46:55,560
Speaker 1: I'll put a blanket over my foot or um or

905
00:46:55,600 --> 00:46:58,040
Speaker 1: a shoe. I mean you crawl up in ways on

906
00:46:58,160 --> 00:47:01,800
Speaker 1: an airplane that I don't myself Like the guy sneaking

907
00:47:01,840 --> 00:47:04,879
Speaker 1: into Oceans eleven, I was thinking of the same guy.

908
00:47:07,040 --> 00:47:09,800
Speaker 1: Can I contour myself into a tiny time? You probably

909
00:47:09,840 --> 00:47:12,360
Speaker 1: could do that as like on stage, like get inside

910
00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:16,480
Speaker 1: the live I can get really really tiny. I'm so little.

911
00:47:17,160 --> 00:47:19,279
Speaker 1: We should just pay one ticket. I'll put you in

912
00:47:19,360 --> 00:47:22,080
Speaker 1: a little Samson night. I really probably could get into

913
00:47:22,120 --> 00:47:27,240
Speaker 1: one of those. There's this hilarious rumor that Taylor Swift

914
00:47:27,320 --> 00:47:29,360
Speaker 1: when she was living at Cornelia Street, at this famous

915
00:47:29,360 --> 00:47:31,239
Speaker 1: apartment she lived in where people would just line up

916
00:47:31,239 --> 00:47:33,840
Speaker 1: outside all hours of the day, that for after a

917
00:47:33,880 --> 00:47:35,840
Speaker 1: while she was just like fuck it, And they have

918
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:39,160
Speaker 1: all this footage of like these guys hauling these suitcases

919
00:47:39,200 --> 00:47:41,640
Speaker 1: out and she They're like, she's in the suitcase. And

920
00:47:41,719 --> 00:47:44,440
Speaker 1: it's like Taylor definitely went out in a suitcase. And

921
00:47:44,520 --> 00:47:47,600
Speaker 1: I love that. I would definitely do that. I mean,

922
00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:50,200
Speaker 1: what do you what do you do if that's an

923
00:47:50,280 --> 00:47:52,680
Speaker 1: unruly guy? Would you pour water on someone's foot? Like

924
00:47:52,800 --> 00:47:55,080
Speaker 1: do you tell them? I mean, was this No? I

925
00:47:55,200 --> 00:47:58,000
Speaker 1: do the same thing because I wouldn't put so much.

926
00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:01,839
Speaker 1: That guy definitely didn't handle that well, you think really,

927
00:48:01,960 --> 00:48:04,759
Speaker 1: I think they just were like, oh shoot, and if

928
00:48:04,800 --> 00:48:09,760
Speaker 1: it escalated, good. You love an escalation. I'm so afraid

929
00:48:09,800 --> 00:48:12,080
Speaker 1: of an especially in public, like because I don't know

930
00:48:12,120 --> 00:48:14,640
Speaker 1: where it's gonna go, I'm nervous that it's going to

931
00:48:14,719 --> 00:48:17,839
Speaker 1: go into embarrassed for me so often, well it could

932
00:48:18,120 --> 00:48:21,560
Speaker 1: get embarrassed, I know. But I think there are things

933
00:48:21,640 --> 00:48:24,120
Speaker 1: that I do sometimes in public. And Andrew will like

934
00:48:24,640 --> 00:48:27,680
Speaker 1: talk about curling into a ball and trying to escape,

935
00:48:27,760 --> 00:48:33,120
Speaker 1: Like Andrew cannot take any kind of like confrontation, confrontation.

936
00:48:33,280 --> 00:48:35,160
Speaker 1: And you know me, you just listen to me talking

937
00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:38,280
Speaker 1: about how much I respect waiters and people that are working,

938
00:48:38,760 --> 00:48:41,760
Speaker 1: you know, these these jobs where maybe I have some convernation.

939
00:48:41,840 --> 00:48:46,160
Speaker 1: It's never I'm never rude. Yeah yeah, no, I I

940
00:48:46,320 --> 00:48:48,959
Speaker 1: just yeah, I don't like if you see something that's

941
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:52,520
Speaker 1: not going well from like across the way. I'm trying

942
00:48:52,560 --> 00:48:55,040
Speaker 1: to think of an example, but you'll go excuse me,

943
00:48:55,560 --> 00:48:58,279
Speaker 1: uh like the idea that okay, the perfect example. We

944
00:48:58,360 --> 00:49:00,640
Speaker 1: were at lunch, me, you and your mom. The guy

945
00:49:00,800 --> 00:49:03,799
Speaker 1: was listening to something on his phone too loud. Oh

946
00:49:03,920 --> 00:49:08,400
Speaker 1: my god, was so embarrassed because of the guy's presence.

947
00:49:08,480 --> 00:49:09,960
Speaker 1: Like I was like, I'm going to have to fight

948
00:49:10,040 --> 00:49:13,160
Speaker 1: the guy. You wouldn't but you're not going to fight him? Well,

949
00:49:13,239 --> 00:49:15,040
Speaker 1: I would not allow a fight at it. I'd be like,

950
00:49:15,200 --> 00:49:18,480
Speaker 1: let's go, like it wouldn't have gotten to the guy's energy.

951
00:49:18,680 --> 00:49:23,640
Speaker 1: Was what happened. Okay, So oh so Nikki was like,

952
00:49:23,760 --> 00:49:25,880
Speaker 1: excuse me, sir, no, no, no, We're sitting at this table.

953
00:49:26,280 --> 00:49:28,799
Speaker 1: It's me, my mom, and Andrew next to us. There's

954
00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:32,359
Speaker 1: a guy listening to his phone and it's loud. It's

955
00:49:32,360 --> 00:49:34,600
Speaker 1: like he's watching TikTok or some video and it's like loud,

956
00:49:34,680 --> 00:49:36,680
Speaker 1: and it's right next to our table, and I just

957
00:49:36,760 --> 00:49:41,279
Speaker 1: go excuse me, like very excuse me, and he he

958
00:49:41,480 --> 00:49:43,719
Speaker 1: obviously can hear me because I'm louder than the sound

959
00:49:43,800 --> 00:49:46,680
Speaker 1: he's listening to on his phone without headphones, and he's

960
00:49:46,680 --> 00:49:50,640
Speaker 1: just ignoring me, completely ignoring me, And I go, excuse me,

961
00:49:50,719 --> 00:49:53,960
Speaker 1: can you turn that down please? Totally ignored, like honestly,

962
00:49:54,040 --> 00:49:56,880
Speaker 1: like just acting like I don't exist, and it's so awkward,

963
00:49:56,880 --> 00:50:00,320
Speaker 1: and I go, I think I started going. I go, oh, okay,

964
00:50:00,400 --> 00:50:03,080
Speaker 1: you can't hear me. Okay, thanks so much. Yeah, it's

965
00:50:03,120 --> 00:50:05,399
Speaker 1: not root at all what you're doing. Thank you, sir.

966
00:50:05,640 --> 00:50:08,440
Speaker 1: Like I just like kept it going and well not

967
00:50:08,760 --> 00:50:11,319
Speaker 1: like I just go, oh, I didn't know you were

968
00:50:11,560 --> 00:50:13,879
Speaker 1: an ass I go. My mom goes, Nick, he's not good.

969
00:50:13,920 --> 00:50:15,360
Speaker 1: He didn't hear you, And I go, yes, he can

970
00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:17,600
Speaker 1: hear me, Mom, he's just choosing to be an asshole.

971
00:50:17,680 --> 00:50:19,719
Speaker 1: I just said it like loud enough because the guy was.

972
00:50:19,840 --> 00:50:22,160
Speaker 1: I mean, it was to beat someone in public who

973
00:50:22,239 --> 00:50:26,359
Speaker 1: listens to their phone. You. I literally, if you were

974
00:50:26,400 --> 00:50:28,680
Speaker 1: someone in public that listens to your phone without headphones on,

975
00:50:29,080 --> 00:50:30,960
Speaker 1: stop listening to this pot no, no, no, stop listening

976
00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:33,080
Speaker 1: to this podcast. I don't want I don't want anything

977
00:50:33,120 --> 00:50:35,480
Speaker 1: to do with you. I think you are scumb you

978
00:50:35,560 --> 00:50:38,040
Speaker 1: are you don't care about anyone else but yourself. It

979
00:50:38,200 --> 00:50:42,160
Speaker 1: is the mark of a true sociopathic narcissist. I think

980
00:50:42,200 --> 00:50:45,200
Speaker 1: that is one. If I'm serious, if we could just

981
00:50:45,640 --> 00:50:49,120
Speaker 1: uh put in prison every single person who does this,

982
00:50:50,040 --> 00:50:54,000
Speaker 1: the world would be cleaned up of murders, of rapists,

983
00:50:54,719 --> 00:50:57,960
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding you, abusive parents. That is. That is

984
00:50:58,040 --> 00:51:04,080
Speaker 1: a tacit and harmless indicator of sociopathic tendencies if they're

985
00:51:04,080 --> 00:51:07,000
Speaker 1: a certain age, because there will be like a oh yeah, teenager,

986
00:51:07,200 --> 00:51:11,279
Speaker 1: I would say eighteen and above if you're sixteen. The

987
00:51:11,440 --> 00:51:14,640
Speaker 1: above I'm not even gonna give you is when your

988
00:51:14,680 --> 00:51:18,080
Speaker 1: brain really stops developing. And above and if you're not drunk,

989
00:51:18,160 --> 00:51:20,520
Speaker 1: I'm taking um intoxication. Now this this guy was sober

990
00:51:20,640 --> 00:51:22,719
Speaker 1: ship too. He was like very steady. But can I

991
00:51:22,880 --> 00:51:26,759
Speaker 1: say for this guy's arguing? I argue for this guy.

992
00:51:27,160 --> 00:51:30,720
Speaker 1: We had Marian and Luigi there and every three every

993
00:51:30,920 --> 00:51:33,680
Speaker 1: time the waiter would come, they try to bark and

994
00:51:33,760 --> 00:51:36,279
Speaker 1: bite the waiters. So that guy is like fuck you,

995
00:51:36,640 --> 00:51:39,239
Speaker 1: because I could see him being like, fuck you. You

996
00:51:39,360 --> 00:51:42,839
Speaker 1: brought your dogs? Yes, so the same thing I think

997
00:51:42,920 --> 00:51:45,600
Speaker 1: that guy was thinking the same thing. Say two things.

998
00:51:46,160 --> 00:51:48,880
Speaker 1: The first time the dogs barked I said, I'm going

999
00:51:48,920 --> 00:51:51,239
Speaker 1: to run them upstairs. I told the both waitresses that

1000
00:51:51,280 --> 00:51:52,799
Speaker 1: they were barking. I go, I'm going to run these

1001
00:51:52,800 --> 00:51:55,680
Speaker 1: dogs upstairs because my apartment was block away. And they go, no, no, no,

1002
00:51:55,800 --> 00:51:57,239
Speaker 1: it's fine, and I go, I want to run them

1003
00:51:57,320 --> 00:51:59,560
Speaker 1: up No, no, no, it's fine. So they lest that

1004
00:52:00,120 --> 00:52:03,560
Speaker 1: every time the dogs barked, I apologize profusely. I did

1005
00:52:03,719 --> 00:52:07,160
Speaker 1: something to try to change the situation and calm them.

1006
00:52:08,160 --> 00:52:11,600
Speaker 1: I I, you have a point, because I do hate

1007
00:52:11,600 --> 00:52:15,520
Speaker 1: people that think they're dogs are just allowed anywhere I can.

1008
00:52:15,680 --> 00:52:18,719
Speaker 1: I can sometimes resemble one of those people by my

1009
00:52:18,880 --> 00:52:21,279
Speaker 1: actions of bringing my dogs in places, and sometimes they

1010
00:52:21,320 --> 00:52:24,120
Speaker 1: do misbehave, and I'm mortified, and I hate that I'm

1011
00:52:24,160 --> 00:52:26,320
Speaker 1: one of those people, but I take care of it

1012
00:52:26,440 --> 00:52:30,000
Speaker 1: right away. I don't. And sometimes my phone starts playing

1013
00:52:30,200 --> 00:52:33,680
Speaker 1: loudly in public and I don't even realize it until

1014
00:52:34,160 --> 00:52:36,000
Speaker 1: a second later, And then when I do, I am

1015
00:52:36,239 --> 00:52:39,800
Speaker 1: fucking mortified, and I apologize, and I like cower and

1016
00:52:39,880 --> 00:52:41,919
Speaker 1: I get into a little Ocean's love and box because

1017
00:52:41,920 --> 00:52:44,040
Speaker 1: I'm so embarrassed. That's the difference. Let's get to our

1018
00:52:44,040 --> 00:52:47,080
Speaker 1: sports moment. Control your phone, you can't control your You

1019
00:52:47,160 --> 00:52:49,759
Speaker 1: can control your phone easier and can control a dog. Yeah,

1020
00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:54,000
Speaker 1: that's a good point. I wish Marian had a volume

1021
00:52:54,080 --> 00:52:56,799
Speaker 1: on her or dogs had little volumes where you could

1022
00:52:56,800 --> 00:52:59,800
Speaker 1: just put silent and then they vibrate and little headphones

1023
00:52:59,840 --> 00:53:01,680
Speaker 1: in so you can only hear them when oh my god,

1024
00:53:01,719 --> 00:53:04,479
Speaker 1: that's cute, or when they attack someone, you could hear it. Okay,

1025
00:53:04,560 --> 00:53:11,480
Speaker 1: Sports Moment gears Andrew's weekly sports moment. So when re recorded,

1026
00:53:11,560 --> 00:53:15,440
Speaker 1: sounds happy this week? Okay, a diamond we I showed

1027
00:53:15,440 --> 00:53:21,200
Speaker 1: you this. A Diamondbacks dad, which a Diamondbacks dad is

1028
00:53:21,280 --> 00:53:23,680
Speaker 1: able to catch a foul ball with the same hand

1029
00:53:24,120 --> 00:53:27,120
Speaker 1: he's holding his baby and he manages to save his

1030
00:53:27,680 --> 00:53:32,200
Speaker 1: Is not a Diamondbacks dad a diamond Backed fan? Is

1031
00:53:32,239 --> 00:53:35,000
Speaker 1: that a fan of the Diamondbacks? Yes? Okay, so a

1032
00:53:35,120 --> 00:53:38,960
Speaker 1: diamond Backs Arizona diamond who's a dad is carrying a

1033
00:53:38,960 --> 00:53:42,040
Speaker 1: baby in one hand and he catches a fly of

1034
00:53:42,360 --> 00:53:44,080
Speaker 1: foul ball. What is this kind of a foul ball?

1035
00:53:44,320 --> 00:53:47,000
Speaker 1: Foul ball with the same hand he is holding the baby,

1036
00:53:47,760 --> 00:53:50,200
Speaker 1: he and his handing holding a beer with the other hand.

1037
00:53:50,239 --> 00:53:53,960
Speaker 1: If you haven't seen this, it's incredible. He like, I

1038
00:53:54,040 --> 00:53:56,560
Speaker 1: feel like all every player should have a baby in

1039
00:53:56,640 --> 00:53:59,799
Speaker 1: their hands, put it in the shortstop. I mean, it's

1040
00:54:01,440 --> 00:54:04,800
Speaker 1: it's so fun. How does he throw? How does gravity

1041
00:54:04,880 --> 00:54:08,000
Speaker 1: work here? Though? Because he throws his baby, he must

1042
00:54:08,080 --> 00:54:10,480
Speaker 1: have thrown his baby up a little bit. The baby's

1043
00:54:10,520 --> 00:54:13,080
Speaker 1: dropping and he scoops it lower, so the baby. He

1044
00:54:13,200 --> 00:54:15,520
Speaker 1: sees the ball coming, he reaches for He drops the

1045
00:54:15,560 --> 00:54:18,440
Speaker 1: baby just in time. The baby has no support for

1046
00:54:18,640 --> 00:54:23,239
Speaker 1: about point zero eight seconds and then he grabs the ball.

1047
00:54:23,280 --> 00:54:27,000
Speaker 1: Oh my god, scoops up the baby. It is barely

1048
00:54:27,080 --> 00:54:31,840
Speaker 1: spills the drink like spills the drink like like, I

1049
00:54:31,920 --> 00:54:34,880
Speaker 1: mean this he is? Has he been interviewed? Has he

1050
00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:39,400
Speaker 1: been uh found? And have we done a m you

1051
00:54:39,480 --> 00:54:46,320
Speaker 1: know like podcast series ad for this guy? Yeah? I

1052
00:54:46,360 --> 00:54:48,960
Speaker 1: mean one. A lot of people were upset. A lot

1053
00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:50,920
Speaker 1: of people will go drop your beer. Catch with your

1054
00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:53,360
Speaker 1: right hand. Obviously the guy is probably a righty, so

1055
00:54:53,400 --> 00:54:55,920
Speaker 1: he catches with his left hand, which his baby is in.

1056
00:54:56,520 --> 00:54:58,600
Speaker 1: Uh do you do you let the foul ball go?

1057
00:54:58,960 --> 00:55:01,840
Speaker 1: Did he save the person? Baby? Fine? The beer? You

1058
00:55:02,320 --> 00:55:04,640
Speaker 1: would have been ruined. The baby would have been fine

1059
00:55:04,719 --> 00:55:06,480
Speaker 1: if if the baby was not scooped up. It was

1060
00:55:06,560 --> 00:55:09,279
Speaker 1: a small fall. He would have landed on one of

1061
00:55:09,320 --> 00:55:11,840
Speaker 1: the like it would have been fine. You're saying the

1062
00:55:11,960 --> 00:55:15,239
Speaker 1: baby would be and you're you're worried about the beer,

1063
00:55:15,440 --> 00:55:16,880
Speaker 1: not worried about the beer. But if you had to

1064
00:55:16,920 --> 00:55:18,400
Speaker 1: make a choice, he knew he could do it, and

1065
00:55:18,480 --> 00:55:20,880
Speaker 1: sometimes you take a risk. The risk is the baby

1066
00:55:20,960 --> 00:55:23,520
Speaker 1: falls three feet to the ground and it will be fine.

1067
00:55:23,640 --> 00:55:26,719
Speaker 1: If that baby fell and he caught that ball, that

1068
00:55:26,880 --> 00:55:30,680
Speaker 1: guy would be treated like the devil, like the fact

1069
00:55:30,840 --> 00:55:33,000
Speaker 1: like he would. He wouldn't be able to go out

1070
00:55:33,040 --> 00:55:36,640
Speaker 1: at night. He would get what's it called docs? Right, right,

1071
00:55:36,880 --> 00:55:39,200
Speaker 1: I'm serious. If that baby fell and had a little

1072
00:55:39,200 --> 00:55:42,319
Speaker 1: blood on her forehead, Oh my god, you're you're so right? Well,

1073
00:55:42,400 --> 00:55:44,359
Speaker 1: I mean, that's the risk he took and it paid off.

1074
00:55:44,560 --> 00:55:47,200
Speaker 1: It's crazy, but I think that guy is a hero.

1075
00:55:47,560 --> 00:55:49,840
Speaker 1: And I love that clip. Yeah, if you read the comments,

1076
00:55:49,880 --> 00:55:54,160
Speaker 1: people who could do those people all beat their children

1077
00:55:54,280 --> 00:55:57,320
Speaker 1: and they honestly anyone who is mad about that. You

1078
00:55:57,600 --> 00:55:59,800
Speaker 1: you've hurt your child before, you've done something similar, and

1079
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:01,840
Speaker 1: you hate yourself for it, and you're projecting and you

1080
00:56:01,880 --> 00:56:05,840
Speaker 1: couldn't catch that ball. You loser any new comments on

1081
00:56:06,120 --> 00:56:08,960
Speaker 1: these things, and it goes I would never how could

1082
00:56:09,040 --> 00:56:12,160
Speaker 1: she hold her there's a picture of Emily Radojowski holding

1083
00:56:12,200 --> 00:56:14,600
Speaker 1: her baby that everyone's like attacking because her baby is

1084
00:56:14,640 --> 00:56:17,600
Speaker 1: like neck isn't supported. It's kind of like, you know,

1085
00:56:18,360 --> 00:56:23,480
Speaker 1: and it's so stupid because she posted this picture. She's

1086
00:56:23,520 --> 00:56:25,560
Speaker 1: not a bad mom because the baby's head was a

1087
00:56:25,680 --> 00:56:28,120
Speaker 1: little bit tilted the side and like wasn't supported for

1088
00:56:28,239 --> 00:56:30,719
Speaker 1: one second for a picture. Go funk yourself. The people

1089
00:56:30,760 --> 00:56:33,480
Speaker 1: that are mad about that, I bet you anything, they

1090
00:56:33,520 --> 00:56:35,920
Speaker 1: are the worst parents and they hate themselves for it

1091
00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:38,240
Speaker 1: and they'll never admit it. Yeah. It's like when Michael

1092
00:56:38,320 --> 00:56:41,279
Speaker 1: Jackson held that baby off the off the railing. I

1093
00:56:41,400 --> 00:56:44,640
Speaker 1: was like, oh, big deal. So the baby drops ten story.

1094
00:56:44,880 --> 00:56:49,960
Speaker 1: That was wild. That was so that was blanket right,

1095
00:56:50,200 --> 00:56:53,799
Speaker 1: Blankets walking around right now? Like in person, there's someone

1096
00:56:53,840 --> 00:56:56,600
Speaker 1: that goes to start and goes, uh, what's your name? Blanket?

1097
00:56:57,000 --> 00:56:59,400
Speaker 1: And do you think people go, oh my god, are

1098
00:56:59,520 --> 00:57:03,600
Speaker 1: you the like yes, are you the only blanket? Blanket

1099
00:57:03,719 --> 00:57:06,560
Speaker 1: is such a weird name. I think that's the worst

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00:57:06,600 --> 00:57:14,000
Speaker 1: baby name. Of her baby's name. I don't remember. Yeah,

1101
00:57:14,160 --> 00:57:16,960
Speaker 1: it's something like yeah, it's something like that. All right,

1102
00:57:17,040 --> 00:57:19,720
Speaker 1: let's get to fan tracks. This is where we read

1103
00:57:19,840 --> 00:57:23,320
Speaker 1: through your fan mail well or like just you know,

1104
00:57:23,480 --> 00:57:28,080
Speaker 1: listener mail. Uh. This could be just a voice memos

1105
00:57:28,320 --> 00:57:30,840
Speaker 1: things you right into the show. What's what's what we

1106
00:57:30,880 --> 00:57:37,200
Speaker 1: got today? No? Uh, okay, this is from a bestie. Uh. Yes, Sarah,

1107
00:57:37,800 --> 00:57:39,720
Speaker 1: I don't know if we were going to do anonymous,

1108
00:57:39,800 --> 00:57:42,480
Speaker 1: but that's a later one, she says, vulnerable d M.

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00:57:42,600 --> 00:57:45,240
Speaker 1: But I feel we're besties. Love it. Okay. You've talked

1110
00:57:45,240 --> 00:57:47,440
Speaker 1: about on previous POT episodes about anal sex in an

1111
00:57:47,480 --> 00:57:49,880
Speaker 1: honest and realistic way that is so on point what

1112
00:57:50,040 --> 00:57:52,320
Speaker 1: it's really like versus how it's depicted. Important. It would

1113
00:57:52,320 --> 00:57:54,800
Speaker 1: be awesome if you could take a segment to go

1114
00:57:54,920 --> 00:57:57,400
Speaker 1: into detail about your advice on how to make it

1115
00:57:57,480 --> 00:57:59,960
Speaker 1: work in the reality of the situation. My boyfriend meant

1116
00:58:00,040 --> 00:58:02,280
Speaker 1: and wanting to try anle and I'm down to to

1117
00:58:02,480 --> 00:58:04,960
Speaker 1: be I'm down to do it, but I would love

1118
00:58:05,080 --> 00:58:08,440
Speaker 1: first to hear what's really going down. I'm the real bestie,

1119
00:58:08,760 --> 00:58:10,800
Speaker 1: but he's basically a bestie two with how much he

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00:58:10,920 --> 00:58:12,840
Speaker 1: listens with me, and I know he loves it because

1121
00:58:12,880 --> 00:58:14,720
Speaker 1: if he's too if it's too quiet, he asked me

1122
00:58:14,760 --> 00:58:18,120
Speaker 1: to turn it up. That's so sweet. Okay, Um, what

1123
00:58:18,200 --> 00:58:20,120
Speaker 1: do you want to know. Let's talk about it. UM.

1124
00:58:21,720 --> 00:58:23,280
Speaker 1: I don't know that I can tell you much more

1125
00:58:23,400 --> 00:58:25,600
Speaker 1: than like a good Google search will do. But here's

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00:58:25,600 --> 00:58:30,000
Speaker 1: what I'm gonna tell to your boyfriend. There's no way

1127
00:58:30,040 --> 00:58:33,080
Speaker 1: to be sure that something weird isn't gonna happen. Something

1128
00:58:33,400 --> 00:58:37,720
Speaker 1: unsavory will happen. It can always happen, it doesn't, a

1129
00:58:37,760 --> 00:58:40,920
Speaker 1: lot of times. There are ways to prep for that. Um,

1130
00:58:42,360 --> 00:58:46,640
Speaker 1: make sure that the person is relaxed, and you use

1131
00:58:47,200 --> 00:58:51,120
Speaker 1: way more lub than you think you need. UM and

1132
00:58:52,880 --> 00:58:57,480
Speaker 1: go very slow, be very encouraging, be very um and

1133
00:58:57,720 --> 00:59:02,680
Speaker 1: and use a vibrator on the other parts to like

1134
00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:05,720
Speaker 1: make everything as relaxed as possible. I would say, get,

1135
00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:08,560
Speaker 1: don't try anal like right away. I would say, after

1136
00:59:08,720 --> 00:59:14,040
Speaker 1: you've like maybe after she's already about to like you know,

1137
00:59:14,160 --> 00:59:17,640
Speaker 1: she's already loosened, like really horned up. You know, like

1138
00:59:17,800 --> 00:59:19,600
Speaker 1: this isn't something that you just like stick it in

1139
00:59:19,800 --> 00:59:25,640
Speaker 1: right away. And yeah, and also just like be totally

1140
00:59:25,760 --> 00:59:28,880
Speaker 1: on board with ship being everywhere if that because that

1141
00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:31,280
Speaker 1: could happen. So just be on board that you're gonna

1142
00:59:31,360 --> 00:59:34,440
Speaker 1: make it. If that happens, it's it's most likely not

1143
00:59:34,560 --> 00:59:38,680
Speaker 1: going to happen. But if you put plastic down, like

1144
00:59:39,080 --> 00:59:42,920
Speaker 1: like like a woman on a nice couchet, get a

1145
00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:45,280
Speaker 1: towel that has a dark color to it, and do

1146
00:59:45,400 --> 00:59:48,040
Speaker 1: it in the dark, and oh you know what I used.

1147
00:59:48,240 --> 00:59:51,920
Speaker 1: I um, I had a make made a hole like

1148
00:59:52,480 --> 00:59:55,200
Speaker 1: so like when I do it and there's a towel

1149
00:59:55,240 --> 00:59:58,280
Speaker 1: down that's like a darker colored towel, you're like Dexter

1150
00:59:58,520 --> 01:00:00,960
Speaker 1: before he kills someone. And I have I have a

1151
01:00:00,960 --> 01:00:03,000
Speaker 1: whole mood set. I might lava lamp on that just

1152
01:00:03,080 --> 01:00:06,720
Speaker 1: gives us just enough light. And I put one of

1153
01:00:06,800 --> 01:00:09,640
Speaker 1: those tushy wipes that we got, the disposable tushy wipes.

1154
01:00:09,680 --> 01:00:14,200
Speaker 1: What are they called fair Weather Yeah something tail weather

1155
01:00:14,440 --> 01:00:18,880
Speaker 1: tail feathers ship. They send us a bunch of free ones.

1156
01:00:18,920 --> 01:00:21,560
Speaker 1: We gotta, we gotta. There's a disposable tushy wipe that

1157
01:00:21,600 --> 01:00:23,200
Speaker 1: they send us. And I grabbed one of those and

1158
01:00:23,280 --> 01:00:26,040
Speaker 1: I pre opened it so that it's like was right

1159
01:00:26,120 --> 01:00:29,840
Speaker 1: next to the bed in the little can like it's

1160
01:00:29,920 --> 01:00:33,280
Speaker 1: it's like sticking out of the top, like to go, yeah,

1161
01:00:33,560 --> 01:00:37,040
Speaker 1: you already have a cigarette? Yes, So I said this.

1162
01:00:37,400 --> 01:00:39,840
Speaker 1: I go, there's a after we're done, I go, there's

1163
01:00:39,880 --> 01:00:43,280
Speaker 1: a there's a wipe there for your for you and

1164
01:00:43,920 --> 01:00:46,280
Speaker 1: for any like, I just want everything to be clean,

1165
01:00:46,400 --> 01:00:50,520
Speaker 1: like everything to be certificate on the wall. It sounds

1166
01:00:50,520 --> 01:00:53,760
Speaker 1: like you made this really professional and um, so you've

1167
01:00:53,880 --> 01:00:55,920
Speaker 1: done a towel that isn't going to have like stuff

1168
01:00:55,960 --> 01:00:57,560
Speaker 1: on it where you're not going to see it as

1169
01:00:57,680 --> 01:01:00,280
Speaker 1: much if it if there is something there, you get

1170
01:01:00,400 --> 01:01:03,640
Speaker 1: a wipe so that when you're done, there can be like, uh,

1171
01:01:04,080 --> 01:01:09,760
Speaker 1: just a quick cursory wipe of his toy. Or can

1172
01:01:09,800 --> 01:01:11,560
Speaker 1: I ask a question? When you wipe your butt, do

1173
01:01:11,640 --> 01:01:15,480
Speaker 1: you go deeper with the white beforehand? Can you try

1174
01:01:15,560 --> 01:01:18,200
Speaker 1: to go as deep as possible with your own finger? Well,

1175
01:01:18,640 --> 01:01:21,600
Speaker 1: let's say the other night I was like I had

1176
01:01:21,760 --> 01:01:25,080
Speaker 1: really let's say hypothetically, no, let's not. Let's say I

1177
01:01:25,120 --> 01:01:27,880
Speaker 1: mean the other night, I knew that I was going

1178
01:01:27,920 --> 01:01:30,320
Speaker 1: to have a partner over to do some stuff with,

1179
01:01:31,360 --> 01:01:33,640
Speaker 1: and I thought maybe that kind of thing would happen,

1180
01:01:33,680 --> 01:01:35,240
Speaker 1: even though we didn't discuss it, even though it's like

1181
01:01:35,320 --> 01:01:38,160
Speaker 1: literally all we do. And I was like, Okay, I

1182
01:01:38,240 --> 01:01:40,400
Speaker 1: had a really good BM before where it was like

1183
01:01:40,600 --> 01:01:42,760
Speaker 1: cleaned out, you know, like one where you're like, okay,

1184
01:01:42,840 --> 01:01:47,680
Speaker 1: that movement had a really good one hours before and

1185
01:01:47,760 --> 01:01:49,400
Speaker 1: it was like, I feel good. And then when I

1186
01:01:49,480 --> 01:01:52,120
Speaker 1: took a shower right before, and I made sure to

1187
01:01:52,240 --> 01:01:54,960
Speaker 1: like stick my finger up there and like put try

1188
01:01:55,040 --> 01:01:57,800
Speaker 1: to like try to, like, but it's hard to get

1189
01:01:57,840 --> 01:01:59,520
Speaker 1: your finger up your ass when you don't have lube

1190
01:01:59,560 --> 01:02:02,680
Speaker 1: and water is not very lubricating. So I, um, yeah,

1191
01:02:02,720 --> 01:02:04,800
Speaker 1: I stuck it up there and just see if if

1192
01:02:04,840 --> 01:02:07,040
Speaker 1: there was anything or if I could feel anything or whatever,

1193
01:02:07,120 --> 01:02:08,880
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, it seems good. And then

1194
01:02:08,920 --> 01:02:11,080
Speaker 1: I was good. But um, but I am going to

1195
01:02:11,160 --> 01:02:14,840
Speaker 1: get like douches from love Honey, which is our new sponsor.

1196
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Speaker 1: They have like anal um douches like squeegees things. So

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Speaker 1: go to love honey dot com and they have a

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Speaker 1: whole anal prep kit. Go by that and then you

1199
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Speaker 1: douche with saline water. And if you douche over and

1200
01:02:25,320 --> 01:02:27,960
Speaker 1: over and it runs clean, you have nothing to worry about.

1201
01:02:28,400 --> 01:02:31,200
Speaker 1: And that's truly the greatest part about it is when

1202
01:02:31,240 --> 01:02:32,680
Speaker 1: you have nothing to worry about and you can really

1203
01:02:32,760 --> 01:02:36,360
Speaker 1: just lean into how good and weird and like dirty

1204
01:02:36,720 --> 01:02:41,840
Speaker 1: and wrong and but great? Do you recommend um? And

1205
01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:46,400
Speaker 1: also put on style? Do you? Yeah? Just like any

1206
01:02:46,520 --> 01:02:51,080
Speaker 1: music it's just like very good anal music because the

1207
01:02:51,160 --> 01:03:00,120
Speaker 1: guy's already yelling and supersonic black hole. Wait do you

1208
01:03:00,240 --> 01:03:02,960
Speaker 1: but do you recommend anal or do you recommend missionary

1209
01:03:03,080 --> 01:03:07,600
Speaker 1: anal likes? I recommend laying on your back. Laying on

1210
01:03:07,760 --> 01:03:11,400
Speaker 1: your back, I recommend that, And I also recommend um

1211
01:03:12,120 --> 01:03:15,720
Speaker 1: just going really really slow. Guys. A lot of times

1212
01:03:15,720 --> 01:03:20,480
Speaker 1: I think seeing porn like just pounding. Do not do that.

1213
01:03:20,960 --> 01:03:23,360
Speaker 1: Definitely don't do that. There's many chambers to your ass

1214
01:03:23,400 --> 01:03:28,560
Speaker 1: of the first one you'll get through, well, your asshole

1215
01:03:28,760 --> 01:03:30,680
Speaker 1: is like I'm sorry to get some detail, but like

1216
01:03:30,920 --> 01:03:33,040
Speaker 1: your asshole is like tight, and then it's gonna open

1217
01:03:33,200 --> 01:03:35,480
Speaker 1: up like after that, right, Like it's not going to

1218
01:03:35,560 --> 01:03:38,120
Speaker 1: be continually tight like a vagina is, like a vagina

1219
01:03:38,200 --> 01:03:40,640
Speaker 1: is consistently the same kind of almost the whole the

1220
01:03:40,640 --> 01:03:43,120
Speaker 1: way through your asshole has like a ring, then there's

1221
01:03:43,160 --> 01:03:45,600
Speaker 1: an opening, then there's another ring, then there's an opening.

1222
01:03:45,600 --> 01:03:48,320
Speaker 1: It's almost like a clown's balloon that they're about to

1223
01:03:48,360 --> 01:03:51,520
Speaker 1: make like a thing with. So each chamber you have

1224
01:03:51,640 --> 01:03:54,080
Speaker 1: to like get through slowly. So just because you get

1225
01:03:54,120 --> 01:03:57,080
Speaker 1: past that first tightness does not mean you're not going

1226
01:03:57,120 --> 01:03:59,640
Speaker 1: to hit another tighter thing to get through. So it's

1227
01:03:59,680 --> 01:04:03,800
Speaker 1: just it's that's why it's just very very slow and

1228
01:04:03,880 --> 01:04:06,200
Speaker 1: then and then see how that feels, and then you

1229
01:04:06,240 --> 01:04:10,040
Speaker 1: can work up to getting just like just pounded. Interesting.

1230
01:04:10,640 --> 01:04:15,720
Speaker 1: Next next listener. Alright, Okay, I am seven, and I

1231
01:04:15,840 --> 01:04:18,600
Speaker 1: have a decent body that I've worked on loving and

1232
01:04:18,880 --> 01:04:22,080
Speaker 1: finally got there. My husband thinks I'm too old and

1233
01:04:22,160 --> 01:04:24,960
Speaker 1: it's inappropriate to wear a bikini that shows too much

1234
01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:27,600
Speaker 1: of my ass. I wish he'd be proud of me,

1235
01:04:27,760 --> 01:04:30,480
Speaker 1: but instead he wants to make sure I'm covered in public.

1236
01:04:31,160 --> 01:04:33,280
Speaker 1: Just would like your opinion if you have a second.

1237
01:04:33,400 --> 01:04:36,320
Speaker 1: Thanks Nikki. Okay, yeah, this this person wrote in yesterday

1238
01:04:36,360 --> 01:04:38,960
Speaker 1: and wants to remain anonymous. Do you want to take

1239
01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:41,360
Speaker 1: this one? Because I've got I mean, obviously, it makes

1240
01:04:41,400 --> 01:04:44,560
Speaker 1: me very angry that the husband's not comfortable with her

1241
01:04:44,640 --> 01:04:47,760
Speaker 1: and she works really hard, she can do whatever the

1242
01:04:47,800 --> 01:04:49,800
Speaker 1: hell she want. What do you think this is about that? Andrew,

1243
01:04:50,000 --> 01:04:54,320
Speaker 1: He's it's it's you're my wife, you're my woman. I

1244
01:04:54,400 --> 01:04:58,840
Speaker 1: don't He's insecure. He doesn't want other guys, uh, you know,

1245
01:04:59,040 --> 01:05:02,440
Speaker 1: checking her out. Yeah, here we go. It's not because

1246
01:05:02,680 --> 01:05:05,120
Speaker 1: you look bad in the suit. Or because it's too much,

1247
01:05:05,280 --> 01:05:07,160
Speaker 1: or because you look slutty, or because it makes you

1248
01:05:07,240 --> 01:05:09,320
Speaker 1: look stupid, or you don't look cool and you don't

1249
01:05:09,360 --> 01:05:13,040
Speaker 1: look God. It's because you look good and he is

1250
01:05:13,200 --> 01:05:16,520
Speaker 1: threatened because he doesn't look as good and he knows

1251
01:05:16,640 --> 01:05:19,360
Speaker 1: you look good, and he doesn't want other people admiring

1252
01:05:19,440 --> 01:05:21,280
Speaker 1: how good you look. He doesn't want you to feel

1253
01:05:21,320 --> 01:05:24,160
Speaker 1: too good because I'm sure he's a very nice guy.

1254
01:05:24,520 --> 01:05:26,880
Speaker 1: If you start feeling too good about yourself, you won't

1255
01:05:26,920 --> 01:05:30,680
Speaker 1: stay with someone who who's like him because he doesn't

1256
01:05:30,720 --> 01:05:33,400
Speaker 1: like himself. I'm sorry to tell this to you. Your

1257
01:05:33,480 --> 01:05:36,760
Speaker 1: husband's insecure, and he needs to keep you insecure, to

1258
01:05:36,880 --> 01:05:41,080
Speaker 1: keep you because someone who who doesn't like themselves has

1259
01:05:41,200 --> 01:05:44,680
Speaker 1: to make sure the person that they're with also does

1260
01:05:44,760 --> 01:05:46,960
Speaker 1: not feel like they deserve better, because if they do,

1261
01:05:47,600 --> 01:05:51,000
Speaker 1: then they'll leave you. So what he's doing here is

1262
01:05:51,120 --> 01:05:53,880
Speaker 1: trying to keep you. He's terrified he's gonna lose you

1263
01:05:54,000 --> 01:05:57,000
Speaker 1: because he sees you improving himself. He's doing nothing, probably

1264
01:05:57,080 --> 01:05:59,440
Speaker 1: to improve himself, and he's scared he's gonna lose you.

1265
01:05:59,560 --> 01:06:03,400
Speaker 1: This is a classic behavior of just not he's going,

1266
01:06:03,520 --> 01:06:05,520
Speaker 1: but he'll he'll change it. Let me tell you a girl,

1267
01:06:05,840 --> 01:06:07,760
Speaker 1: this guy. What do you do? So then how do

1268
01:06:07,800 --> 01:06:10,240
Speaker 1: you approach it? Say? I like it, it makes me

1269
01:06:10,320 --> 01:06:13,240
Speaker 1: feel good. I'm not doing it too. It has nothing

1270
01:06:13,280 --> 01:06:14,919
Speaker 1: to do with you. I don't. I don't care about

1271
01:06:14,920 --> 01:06:17,400
Speaker 1: your opinion on it. Honestly, I think I look great.

1272
01:06:17,600 --> 01:06:19,760
Speaker 1: And if you don't, then what if he goes, well,

1273
01:06:19,800 --> 01:06:21,320
Speaker 1: then I'm not going to the pool with you. I'm

1274
01:06:21,320 --> 01:06:23,360
Speaker 1: not going. Okay, I see you later. I won't see

1275
01:06:23,360 --> 01:06:25,520
Speaker 1: you at the pool, and um, and he will get

1276
01:06:25,640 --> 01:06:28,680
Speaker 1: so fucking man. But because now you're in the thong

1277
01:06:28,800 --> 01:06:31,240
Speaker 1: without him there, well maybe honey, you need to go

1278
01:06:31,320 --> 01:06:33,160
Speaker 1: work on yourself so you feel as confident about your

1279
01:06:33,200 --> 01:06:35,520
Speaker 1: body as I do. Because your issues with my body

1280
01:06:35,560 --> 01:06:38,360
Speaker 1: have nothing to do with me nothing, And I don't

1281
01:06:38,400 --> 01:06:40,680
Speaker 1: really want to hear about it. And well, it's not

1282
01:06:40,800 --> 01:06:43,880
Speaker 1: about my body. It's more about like I just think

1283
01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:46,680
Speaker 1: decency wise, you know, that's you know, I don't. There's

1284
01:06:46,720 --> 01:06:48,520
Speaker 1: like kids around and people are going to judge you,

1285
01:06:48,840 --> 01:06:51,920
Speaker 1: and you're asked like they're so like like he might

1286
01:06:51,960 --> 01:06:54,480
Speaker 1: start he might go from being like you look slutty,

1287
01:06:54,640 --> 01:06:56,880
Speaker 1: which is telling you you look good, by the way,

1288
01:06:57,080 --> 01:06:59,480
Speaker 1: when he's like that's indecent. He's saying you look good

1289
01:07:00,200 --> 01:07:02,680
Speaker 1: like that, you look tontalizing, and if it's not, if

1290
01:07:02,720 --> 01:07:05,040
Speaker 1: he's using the it's not appropriate around kids and families,

1291
01:07:05,280 --> 01:07:07,800
Speaker 1: that means you look hot, right, But then when that

1292
01:07:07,920 --> 01:07:11,120
Speaker 1: doesn't work, he will then shift to you look fat.

1293
01:07:11,280 --> 01:07:13,720
Speaker 1: He'll start shifting to you look bad because saying you

1294
01:07:13,800 --> 01:07:16,440
Speaker 1: look good is not working. You're seeing you look too

1295
01:07:16,520 --> 01:07:19,720
Speaker 1: sexy isn't working, so he's gonna switch. I guarantee this

1296
01:07:19,800 --> 01:07:22,520
Speaker 1: will happen. He will switch to you look bad, you

1297
01:07:22,560 --> 01:07:26,800
Speaker 1: look ridiculous, you look stupid, And it's all because he's

1298
01:07:26,840 --> 01:07:30,560
Speaker 1: so scared of losing you. Because if he the thing is,

1299
01:07:30,680 --> 01:07:32,760
Speaker 1: if he actually thought that you looked bad in that,

1300
01:07:33,080 --> 01:07:35,440
Speaker 1: and I was like, wow, my wife has confidence even

1301
01:07:35,480 --> 01:07:39,000
Speaker 1: though she like, he wouldn't say it that way and

1302
01:07:39,600 --> 01:07:41,520
Speaker 1: he wouldn't present it this way. This is totally a

1303
01:07:41,600 --> 01:07:44,680
Speaker 1: man who's threatened, and it's it's just textbook behavior of

1304
01:07:44,720 --> 01:07:50,000
Speaker 1: an insecure man. And you're too old to be doing that.

1305
01:07:50,400 --> 01:07:54,440
Speaker 1: Fuck you, you could so jealous of your confidence and

1306
01:07:54,480 --> 01:07:56,400
Speaker 1: he's really threatened by it. And I can tell that

1307
01:07:56,520 --> 01:07:59,920
Speaker 1: you just got it and you're just you're just now

1308
01:08:00,120 --> 01:08:02,440
Speaker 1: beginning to love yourself and like accept the body that

1309
01:08:02,520 --> 01:08:06,040
Speaker 1: you're in and embrace your aging. And it's terrifying to

1310
01:08:06,160 --> 01:08:10,400
Speaker 1: men who have men and women do this too. They

1311
01:08:10,680 --> 01:08:13,520
Speaker 1: benefit from when someone has low self esteem and when

1312
01:08:13,560 --> 01:08:15,560
Speaker 1: you start to change and have high self esteem, it's

1313
01:08:15,600 --> 01:08:17,720
Speaker 1: not going to work for them. You're going to have

1314
01:08:18,040 --> 01:08:21,200
Speaker 1: these run ins where they are not when you change

1315
01:08:21,240 --> 01:08:24,600
Speaker 1: and your partner doesn't. It's it doesn't mean that you

1316
01:08:24,600 --> 01:08:27,479
Speaker 1: should stop changing and go back. Keep changing and maybe

1317
01:08:27,479 --> 01:08:30,040
Speaker 1: you'll outgrow him, or maybe he'll see that he needs

1318
01:08:30,080 --> 01:08:32,920
Speaker 1: to start changing too. But you're doing everything right. Keep

1319
01:08:32,920 --> 01:08:34,360
Speaker 1: wearing that swim suit. I can't wait to see you.

1320
01:08:35,320 --> 01:08:41,280
Speaker 1: I love it all right, Let's check out some voice. Hey, Nikki,

1321
01:08:41,360 --> 01:08:44,639
Speaker 1: Noah and Andrew. I'm a huge fan. I've been listening

1322
01:08:44,800 --> 01:08:48,360
Speaker 1: to Nikki since you Had to Be There and the

1323
01:08:48,439 --> 01:08:52,640
Speaker 1: Puddles since the first episode. Congrats. By the way, I

1324
01:08:52,720 --> 01:08:56,000
Speaker 1: have a story about something that I witnessed and it

1325
01:08:56,160 --> 01:08:59,400
Speaker 1: was so that I almost shriveled up into a ball

1326
01:08:59,479 --> 01:09:02,080
Speaker 1: and die it. I was driving my car through a

1327
01:09:02,120 --> 01:09:05,599
Speaker 1: neighborhood with a lot of bars and cafes, and there's

1328
01:09:05,720 --> 01:09:09,280
Speaker 1: a stop sign on every corner to limit the speed

1329
01:09:09,360 --> 01:09:13,280
Speaker 1: of how fast traffic can drive through this area, and

1330
01:09:13,360 --> 01:09:16,000
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, this huge group of guys on

1331
01:09:16,160 --> 01:09:20,920
Speaker 1: like motocross bikes drive by, blow through all the stop signs,

1332
01:09:21,280 --> 01:09:25,080
Speaker 1: revenue engines as loud as possible and driving on their

1333
01:09:25,120 --> 01:09:29,160
Speaker 1: back wheel, just blowing past these people just having a

1334
01:09:29,280 --> 01:09:32,880
Speaker 1: nice afternoon in the cafes, showing off. And it was

1335
01:09:33,040 --> 01:09:37,759
Speaker 1: sould that I really just couldn't stand it. So hopefully

1336
01:09:37,840 --> 01:09:40,800
Speaker 1: that passes the test. I love the Poe with the

1337
01:09:40,880 --> 01:09:45,000
Speaker 1: great work and don't be could yeah, don't be. I mean,

1338
01:09:45,360 --> 01:09:48,759
Speaker 1: I hope you screamed at them, because it is amazing

1339
01:09:48,800 --> 01:09:51,519
Speaker 1: how much could really does get your anger and like

1340
01:09:52,240 --> 01:09:54,599
Speaker 1: make and the person might not even know what could means,

1341
01:09:54,680 --> 01:09:57,280
Speaker 1: and they probably couldn't hear it over their engines, and

1342
01:09:57,960 --> 01:10:02,800
Speaker 1: you know the I'm going guessing they were blaring my

1343
01:10:02,920 --> 01:10:06,360
Speaker 1: dream would be or something, and he looks across the

1344
01:10:06,439 --> 01:10:11,559
Speaker 1: restaurant and someone else's going, kid, the did you just say, yeah,

1345
01:10:11,680 --> 01:10:14,760
Speaker 1: it's like fight club And then look at each other

1346
01:10:14,760 --> 01:10:17,640
Speaker 1: and they go they wink or something some kind of

1347
01:10:17,800 --> 01:10:20,000
Speaker 1: Remember when the engines were revving and I almost said

1348
01:10:20,000 --> 01:10:23,560
Speaker 1: something those guys and you curled into a ball of embarrassment.

1349
01:10:23,760 --> 01:10:25,960
Speaker 1: You were so mad. I was just breathing in the

1350
01:10:27,479 --> 01:10:30,280
Speaker 1: something you did say something? Yeah, I know, I go,

1351
01:10:30,400 --> 01:10:33,599
Speaker 1: Can you guys go? Can you like go? Because you're

1352
01:10:33,960 --> 01:10:36,320
Speaker 1: you're just burning diesel and we're breathing it in. It

1353
01:10:36,439 --> 01:10:40,200
Speaker 1: was bothering. I get that. And look, I love I

1354
01:10:40,240 --> 01:10:43,639
Speaker 1: would be they have motor school, but you're yelling at

1355
01:10:43,760 --> 01:10:47,320
Speaker 1: seven guys or motorcycles to get out of there. And

1356
01:10:47,760 --> 01:10:49,280
Speaker 1: I know I didn't say get out of there? I go,

1357
01:10:49,520 --> 01:10:52,080
Speaker 1: can you guys go? Because it's like really hard to

1358
01:10:52,160 --> 01:10:54,280
Speaker 1: breathe this in. That's all I said. Like it was

1359
01:10:54,479 --> 01:10:57,400
Speaker 1: very nice. Look I get it. You're you're keeping your

1360
01:10:57,439 --> 01:11:00,479
Speaker 1: engine going for fucking three minutes because you want attention.

1361
01:11:00,640 --> 01:11:03,920
Speaker 1: It's just like, God, you could do that wheelie anywhere else.

1362
01:11:04,080 --> 01:11:06,479
Speaker 1: Just yelling your wife about being in a bikini she

1363
01:11:06,520 --> 01:11:08,439
Speaker 1: doesn't belong in. That's an easier way to deal with

1364
01:11:08,520 --> 01:11:11,200
Speaker 1: your anger than blowing through a stop sign and doing wheelies.

1365
01:11:11,400 --> 01:11:13,639
Speaker 1: I'm just kidding. These are all the same kind of behavior,

1366
01:11:13,680 --> 01:11:15,880
Speaker 1: so that they're all just men being like I don't

1367
01:11:15,960 --> 01:11:18,680
Speaker 1: think I'm enough and it's like you're not, so go

1368
01:11:18,960 --> 01:11:21,680
Speaker 1: read a book. I guess the only thing with the

1369
01:11:21,720 --> 01:11:24,760
Speaker 1: wheelie like you do a wheelie by yourself, right, you

1370
01:11:24,840 --> 01:11:28,400
Speaker 1: don't get that feeling cool feeling. It is a cool feeling,

1371
01:11:28,520 --> 01:11:30,960
Speaker 1: but if it's just for you, it's not that cool.

1372
01:11:31,000 --> 01:11:32,720
Speaker 1: But if you do it in front of people, there's

1373
01:11:32,760 --> 01:11:35,880
Speaker 1: a stop sign. If you don't stop sign. But you

1374
01:11:35,920 --> 01:11:37,960
Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like if you do, there's more

1375
01:11:38,000 --> 01:11:41,639
Speaker 1: at risk, so it feels more of like like you know, yeah,

1376
01:11:41,800 --> 01:11:43,960
Speaker 1: So I get that. I get why you would do.

1377
01:11:44,960 --> 01:11:47,240
Speaker 1: I just wish they were wearing helmets and they wouldn't

1378
01:11:47,240 --> 01:11:49,519
Speaker 1: break the laws to do them. But I do enjoy

1379
01:11:49,560 --> 01:11:52,080
Speaker 1: a wheelie. My stepbrother did a wheelie one time for

1380
01:11:52,240 --> 01:11:55,400
Speaker 1: me and my buddy Rusty. Yeah, and he's like, checked

1381
01:11:55,439 --> 01:11:59,679
Speaker 1: this out and he went out no helmet, just wearing Jake,

1382
01:11:59,760 --> 01:12:03,120
Speaker 1: this brave and the snake wouldn't give a funk. What

1383
01:12:03,240 --> 01:12:06,080
Speaker 1: kind of swimsuit you wore as an older woman. I

1384
01:12:06,320 --> 01:12:09,200
Speaker 1: love it. He's confident. He's so confident he did wouldn't

1385
01:12:09,200 --> 01:12:11,400
Speaker 1: give a funk. He'd probably let you funk other guys

1386
01:12:11,640 --> 01:12:13,680
Speaker 1: for sure. Oh my god, he's so open. I think

1387
01:12:13,720 --> 01:12:16,719
Speaker 1: I belong with him. I set it up tomorrow. Alright,

1388
01:12:17,040 --> 01:12:19,920
Speaker 1: So Jake the Snake does a wheelie and he's only

1389
01:12:20,040 --> 01:12:22,920
Speaker 1: wearing tomorrow, you'll set it up. You're like today he's

1390
01:12:22,960 --> 01:12:27,639
Speaker 1: busy today, he's working on air conditioners. But he does

1391
01:12:27,680 --> 01:12:30,840
Speaker 1: a wheelie and he falls and he scrapes his ass,

1392
01:12:30,960 --> 01:12:34,120
Speaker 1: like when you're doing a wheelie for your buddies, like

1393
01:12:34,200 --> 01:12:36,599
Speaker 1: two buddies, Like you're gonna fall, but you're not gonna

1394
01:12:36,680 --> 01:12:39,320
Speaker 1: like so you gotta like play it cool. Yeah, but

1395
01:12:39,479 --> 01:12:42,880
Speaker 1: he's like his ass was like on the sidewalk. Yeah,

1396
01:12:43,200 --> 01:12:49,200
Speaker 1: he left his ass on the side. Final thought. I

1397
01:12:49,320 --> 01:12:50,960
Speaker 1: hit a guy with my car pulling out of a

1398
01:12:51,000 --> 01:12:52,960
Speaker 1: gas station one time, Like I was just you know,

1399
01:12:53,040 --> 01:12:54,679
Speaker 1: pulling out, but I was getting ready to go into

1400
01:12:54,720 --> 01:12:56,320
Speaker 1: a road that's like thirty miles, so it was like

1401
01:12:57,120 --> 01:13:00,360
Speaker 1: deliberate pull out of a guess hit this guy. Wump.

1402
01:13:00,560 --> 01:13:03,920
Speaker 1: I like you that that? Yeah, dude, I rolled over.

1403
01:13:04,080 --> 01:13:07,000
Speaker 1: I ruined his bike and he was so embarrassed that

1404
01:13:07,080 --> 01:13:10,719
Speaker 1: he fell off the bike and I was limping away

1405
01:13:10,880 --> 01:13:13,000
Speaker 1: that he didn't want to stay in exchange information so

1406
01:13:13,080 --> 01:13:15,280
Speaker 1: that maybe I could be accountable for it. I go,

1407
01:13:15,640 --> 01:13:17,519
Speaker 1: do you want my not not like, and he just

1408
01:13:17,600 --> 01:13:19,479
Speaker 1: limped away because he was so embarrassed that he was

1409
01:13:19,560 --> 01:13:22,520
Speaker 1: like a hot guy that fell like falling is so humilious.

1410
01:13:23,320 --> 01:13:24,960
Speaker 1: When I got hit by car and I landed in

1411
01:13:25,000 --> 01:13:27,360
Speaker 1: the street and my skirt popped over over my head

1412
01:13:27,400 --> 01:13:29,280
Speaker 1: and I was wearing a I was more embarrassed about

1413
01:13:29,280 --> 01:13:32,040
Speaker 1: my ask being exposed than I was of getting hit

1414
01:13:32,120 --> 01:13:34,320
Speaker 1: by car. Because your boyfriend was yelling at you about it.

1415
01:13:34,439 --> 01:13:37,800
Speaker 1: He's like, how dare you? You're such a slut? You

1416
01:13:37,840 --> 01:13:40,080
Speaker 1: want everyone to want to fuck you right intent in

1417
01:13:40,080 --> 01:13:44,360
Speaker 1: the middle. I don't care you're I mean, that really

1418
01:13:44,479 --> 01:13:47,920
Speaker 1: is what some disgusting men thing. God, I mean, it

1419
01:13:48,040 --> 01:13:51,599
Speaker 1: makes me so mad when women are slut shamed by

1420
01:13:51,600 --> 01:13:54,080
Speaker 1: their husbands that are just scared of losing them. It's

1421
01:13:54,160 --> 01:13:56,960
Speaker 1: just so obvious. I want to just cut out all

1422
01:13:57,000 --> 01:14:04,200
Speaker 1: the time. Paying is funny because I'm gonna cill you

1423
01:14:04,280 --> 01:14:07,639
Speaker 1: out right now. You're being call him out, well him out.

1424
01:14:08,600 --> 01:14:11,400
Speaker 1: The only thing that I feel when I if I'm

1425
01:14:11,479 --> 01:14:14,160
Speaker 1: with a girlfriend now and she's wearing a thong the on,

1426
01:14:14,560 --> 01:14:20,360
Speaker 1: it's not about her, it's about other men either gawking

1427
01:14:20,479 --> 01:14:23,000
Speaker 1: over her and then like if I'm like not paying it,

1428
01:14:23,280 --> 01:14:24,880
Speaker 1: then they're hitting on a real quick and then I

1429
01:14:24,920 --> 01:14:28,679
Speaker 1: gotta it's what is the problem there? Because you're dealing

1430
01:14:29,000 --> 01:14:32,400
Speaker 1: with having to have a confrontation with other men that

1431
01:14:32,920 --> 01:14:36,439
Speaker 1: are horny that seeing asked, they'll maybe take a video

1432
01:14:36,560 --> 01:14:39,360
Speaker 1: of it. Yeah, it could start like a whole thing

1433
01:14:39,720 --> 01:14:42,479
Speaker 1: just because she's showing her ass. That's the one thing.

1434
01:14:42,840 --> 01:14:46,880
Speaker 1: Just because men can't control their horny nous, that's what's Yes, Yeah,

1435
01:14:46,960 --> 01:14:49,439
Speaker 1: of course I'm not. I'm not blaming her. I'm saying

1436
01:14:49,479 --> 01:14:53,800
Speaker 1: that that confrontation, that feeling you get around horny men

1437
01:14:54,760 --> 01:14:58,519
Speaker 1: is annoying for a man to feel because then you've

1438
01:14:58,520 --> 01:15:00,200
Speaker 1: got to be like a line. You didn't want me

1439
01:15:00,280 --> 01:15:02,200
Speaker 1: to approach that guy that was on his phone because

1440
01:15:02,200 --> 01:15:05,679
Speaker 1: I was wearing a thong. Yeah, well on your head, Yeah,

1441
01:15:05,880 --> 01:15:08,360
Speaker 1: and it would have just been just no, I get it,

1442
01:15:08,520 --> 01:15:10,720
Speaker 1: Like I I understand that when your girlfriend looks hot,

1443
01:15:10,880 --> 01:15:14,080
Speaker 1: it's like other guys are gonna like maybe hit on her,

1444
01:15:14,120 --> 01:15:17,479
Speaker 1: and it's gonna be a thing. But it's also like, yeah,

1445
01:15:17,520 --> 01:15:19,479
Speaker 1: I blame a guy. I don't blame her. I'm just

1446
01:15:19,560 --> 01:15:21,719
Speaker 1: saying though it is, it's not a it's it's gonna

1447
01:15:22,160 --> 01:15:25,800
Speaker 1: it will happen. If you're at a pool and there's

1448
01:15:25,800 --> 01:15:28,000
Speaker 1: a lot of people there and you know you're going

1449
01:15:28,080 --> 01:15:29,920
Speaker 1: you're talking nobody. Next thing, you know, you turn around,

1450
01:15:29,920 --> 01:15:33,000
Speaker 1: you're like four guys being like, oh man, I want

1451
01:15:33,000 --> 01:15:35,639
Speaker 1: a guy that is so horned up by the fact

1452
01:15:35,720 --> 01:15:38,120
Speaker 1: that other guys are checking me out, Like I want

1453
01:15:38,120 --> 01:15:40,240
Speaker 1: a guy to be like, those guys are all wanting

1454
01:15:40,280 --> 01:15:42,160
Speaker 1: to fuck you so bad, and I'll be like, I

1455
01:15:42,280 --> 01:15:44,920
Speaker 1: know and they can't you get to And I want

1456
01:15:44,960 --> 01:15:46,560
Speaker 1: a guy to be like so turned on by that,

1457
01:15:46,840 --> 01:15:48,920
Speaker 1: And even if these guys come up and hit on me, like,

1458
01:15:49,400 --> 01:15:50,840
Speaker 1: I want a guy to be like, I can't believe

1459
01:15:50,880 --> 01:15:53,160
Speaker 1: they all want to fuck you. Like I was at

1460
01:15:53,200 --> 01:15:55,240
Speaker 1: the pool yesterday or a couple of days. Brandon was

1461
01:15:55,320 --> 01:15:58,160
Speaker 1: in a thong and she was laying out in the

1462
01:15:58,280 --> 01:16:00,360
Speaker 1: sun and I was in the shade, and there was

1463
01:16:00,400 --> 01:16:02,559
Speaker 1: a guy laying out next to her, and I could

1464
01:16:02,680 --> 01:16:05,439
Speaker 1: feel kind of him like, you know, hitting, you know,

1465
01:16:05,560 --> 01:16:07,800
Speaker 1: trying to get her attention, and he didn't know I

1466
01:16:07,960 --> 01:16:09,439
Speaker 1: was with her because I was on the other side.

1467
01:16:10,160 --> 01:16:12,920
Speaker 1: And it felt great that then like I finally went over.

1468
01:16:13,000 --> 01:16:14,160
Speaker 1: I sat next to her and I gave her a

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Speaker 1: nice kiss, and I was like it felt it did

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Speaker 1: horn me up a little bit to know that, like,

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01:16:19,240 --> 01:16:21,559
Speaker 1: she won't want to sun this guy, yes, and even

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Speaker 1: if she does, whatever it did, do you. Yeah, I realized,

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01:16:25,400 --> 01:16:29,120
Speaker 1: like I I definitely like when I have a boyfriend

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01:16:29,160 --> 01:16:31,800
Speaker 1: who everyone wants to funck, and like I'm I'm dating

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01:16:31,840 --> 01:16:33,760
Speaker 1: a guy who all the girls like. I like the

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01:16:33,840 --> 01:16:36,680
Speaker 1: opposite of that, where I got like whatever version of it,

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01:16:36,760 --> 01:16:38,960
Speaker 1: like a thong bikinis for a guy. Like I like

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01:16:39,200 --> 01:16:41,560
Speaker 1: guys to look so sexually attractive that every girl in

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01:16:41,600 --> 01:16:44,800
Speaker 1: there wants my guy. But at the same time, I

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01:16:44,920 --> 01:16:47,759
Speaker 1: also like to be that girl too, so like sometimes

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Speaker 1: it's a lot of times I think that's it's called

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01:16:50,640 --> 01:16:52,800
Speaker 1: hot wife or hot husband, and I'm both like I

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01:16:52,920 --> 01:16:55,679
Speaker 1: want I want my boyfriend to be a hot husband

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01:16:55,720 --> 01:16:57,240
Speaker 1: and like other girls don't want to suck him, and

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01:16:57,400 --> 01:16:59,479
Speaker 1: like he can even do stuff with other girls. I

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01:16:59,520 --> 01:17:02,160
Speaker 1: don't care, But I also want I want other men

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01:17:02,320 --> 01:17:05,280
Speaker 1: to I want my partner to be turned on by

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01:17:05,360 --> 01:17:08,559
Speaker 1: other guys turn on by me. I know it's it's

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01:17:08,680 --> 01:17:11,120
Speaker 1: not a jealous way. I want to talk to my

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01:17:11,200 --> 01:17:13,200
Speaker 1: boyfriend about it and be like, can you believe that

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01:17:13,320 --> 01:17:14,920
Speaker 1: guy over there like things he can suck me and

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01:17:15,000 --> 01:17:17,040
Speaker 1: he has no idea that there's no like I like

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01:17:17,280 --> 01:17:20,320
Speaker 1: that without them being like I'll fight them. Yeah, No,

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01:17:21,000 --> 01:17:26,000
Speaker 1: want fun it's hard. It's hard as a guy whatever

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01:17:26,160 --> 01:17:30,240
Speaker 1: you guys are because of biology. I mean, I just

1496
01:17:30,320 --> 01:17:34,919
Speaker 1: listened to this really fascinating podcast about our mating patterns

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01:17:35,000 --> 01:17:37,080
Speaker 1: and why we do what we do. And basically it's

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01:17:37,120 --> 01:17:41,360
Speaker 1: like what it comes down to is that women, when

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01:17:41,400 --> 01:17:44,080
Speaker 1: we're pregnant, we know the baby is ours. There's no way.

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Speaker 1: I mean, now, there's ways with science to like put

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01:17:46,360 --> 01:17:48,120
Speaker 1: your egg in someone else so it's could be your baby,

1502
01:17:48,320 --> 01:17:52,040
Speaker 1: but women always know that we're the mother. Yes, men

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01:17:52,600 --> 01:17:56,400
Speaker 1: never you can never be sure, yes, right, but like

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01:17:56,520 --> 01:17:59,760
Speaker 1: that's technology, but based on our like you know, in

1505
01:18:00,080 --> 01:18:03,360
Speaker 1: things from back in the day, you wouldn't know. That's

1506
01:18:03,360 --> 01:18:06,040
Speaker 1: why you guys are fucking crazy. And that's all. And

1507
01:18:06,160 --> 01:18:09,120
Speaker 1: you also know that all you your only goal is

1508
01:18:09,200 --> 01:18:11,240
Speaker 1: to come as much as possible and as many women

1509
01:18:11,240 --> 01:18:13,640
Speaker 1: as possible. Everything in your biology makes you want to

1510
01:18:13,720 --> 01:18:17,240
Speaker 1: do that, and women, we have no there's no the reason.

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01:18:19,200 --> 01:18:20,600
Speaker 1: It's so fascinating, No what you have to listen to

1512
01:18:20,680 --> 01:18:23,519
Speaker 1: this podcast. You're gonna love this podcast because it talks

1513
01:18:23,520 --> 01:18:26,360
Speaker 1: all about like why women cheat and marriages and they

1514
01:18:26,400 --> 01:18:30,200
Speaker 1: think there's a there's an evolutionary um reason for it,

1515
01:18:30,280 --> 01:18:32,800
Speaker 1: and it's not like what anyone thinks. It's really it's

1516
01:18:32,840 --> 01:18:35,840
Speaker 1: really fascinating. Is the latest Making Sense podcast with Sam Harris.

1517
01:18:35,920 --> 01:18:38,639
Speaker 1: It's about the mating rituals of humans and it's fucking

1518
01:18:38,720 --> 01:18:42,920
Speaker 1: fascinating and really, uh, it all comes down to men

1519
01:18:43,320 --> 01:18:45,080
Speaker 1: not being sure that they'll be the fathers. That's why

1520
01:18:45,080 --> 01:18:48,080
Speaker 1: they're so territorial and women were just more sure of

1521
01:18:48,160 --> 01:18:51,040
Speaker 1: it and we just know, but men never know or

1522
01:18:51,120 --> 01:18:52,880
Speaker 1: like you know now now we can know because of

1523
01:18:52,960 --> 01:18:55,160
Speaker 1: Mari Povid, but you know, cave men didn't have more

1524
01:18:55,320 --> 01:18:56,920
Speaker 1: back in the day. We gotta go. Thank you so

1525
01:18:57,000 --> 01:18:59,160
Speaker 1: much for listening to the show this week. Um, we're

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Speaker 1: being back next you know it. We're going on the

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Speaker 1: road this weekend. We'll report about that. Going on tour

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Speaker 1: I have a lot of fun with them and I

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Speaker 1: about us on on your Instagram. Stories like I read

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Speaker 1: them all. I'm so touched that you're spreading the word

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Speaker 1: about the show and then it means something to you.

1538
01:19:27,240 --> 01:19:30,400
Speaker 1: And yeah, and thanks for dealing with my my moods

1539
01:19:30,479 --> 01:19:33,679
Speaker 1: this week. I'll try to to to keep being honest

1540
01:19:33,800 --> 01:19:36,920
Speaker 1: and I appreciate you guys understanding when I'm not in

1541
01:19:37,000 --> 01:19:39,639
Speaker 1: the best mood. And that includes you and Noah Andrew.

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much, thank you, love you guys so much.

1543
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1547
01:19:58,680 --> 01:20:00,680
Speaker 1: I know that's a lot to ask, um, and we

1548
01:20:00,760 --> 01:20:03,360
Speaker 1: really appreciate every little thing that goes into it. It's

1549
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Speaker 1: like this is I really look at this as a

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01:20:07,439 --> 01:20:11,600
Speaker 1: life long thing for me on Earth and it's my

1551
01:20:11,680 --> 01:20:15,160
Speaker 1: most important job and I and I really I love

1552
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Speaker 1: you guys, Thank you, and please don't die this weekend.

1553
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Speaker 1: We need you. One of you. Can't just for this,

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Speaker 1: just one. Don't be jackpot