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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's trying to convince ESPN to

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Speaker 1: take his new idea for a sport and run with it.

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Speaker 1: He calls it FCF full Contact Fishing.

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Speaker 2: I love it.

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Speaker 1: No, it's if a guy in the boat next to

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Speaker 1: you hooks a bigger trout, you jump off the top

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Speaker 1: deck of your boat.

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Speaker 2: Onto him and take that bad boy for yourself.

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Speaker 1: It's Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird news

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Speaker 1: stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except

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Speaker 1: we've got a lasers like that, Sam and Slammers just don't.

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Speaker 1: This first laser story is out of North Carolina. Thirty

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Speaker 1: seven year old man named Christopher Miglino is being hailed

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Speaker 1: as a hero.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's cool. That's a good way to start. At

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Speaker 2: least he was.

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Speaker 1: According to the police report, he was walking around his

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Speaker 1: neighborhood and saw a house on fire, so he yelled

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Speaker 1: for somebody to call the fire department. Meanwhile, he whipped

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Speaker 1: out a guard and hose and tried battling it himself.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god. Him very brave.

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Speaker 1: And when the actual firefighters showed up, they repeatedly asked

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Speaker 1: Christopher to leave, but he wouldn't. Instead, he kept yelling

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Speaker 2: From the department a few times. He's having his moment.

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Speaker 1: Wasn't just that, but he was also wearing some kind

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Speaker 1: of New York City Fire Department gear and was barking

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Speaker 1: orders to the other guys on how to keep the

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Speaker 1: blaze down. So after he refused to leave the scene

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Speaker 1: of a fire four separate times, Christopher was eventually arrested.

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Speaker 1: Get wing to this guy goes to an NFL game

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Speaker 1: and just tries to play football.

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Speaker 2: Because he did it once. He was taken to jail

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Speaker 2: and hit with three separate charges.

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Speaker 1: As for the fire, it looks like they were able

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Speaker 1: to stop it in time where it only did minimal damage.

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Speaker 2: And that's why I say he's a little bit of

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Speaker 2: a hero. Yeah, he was still there.

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Speaker 1: This next lazer's always out of Colville, Washington. If you're

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Speaker 1: an unusually hairy man, maybe steer clear of northeast Washington

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Speaker 1: next month, or at least keep your shirt on. I

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Speaker 1: say that because the Sheriff's office in Calville posted a

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Speaker 1: funny update on Facebook after a guy called in to

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Speaker 1: ask if he's allowed to hunt sasquatchy man.

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Speaker 2: Wait, was that the real call or was it not.

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Speaker 2: I actually, I honestly asked you that wasn't this particular?

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Speaker 2: It sounded legit to me.

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Speaker 1: But he said he's going to be coming in from

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Speaker 1: out of town and he wanted to know if bigfoot

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Speaker 1: hunting is legal there, and if so, does he need

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Speaker 1: a special license.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what. Bigfoot doesn't exist. No, yeah, there's

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Speaker 2: a rule you can't.

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Speaker 1: You can't shoot harry men, harry people that are walking

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Speaker 1: on their highlids. They told them it was really more

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Speaker 1: of a question for the Fish and Wildlife office.

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Speaker 2: Okaye, but working.

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Speaker 1: The front desk, but he said he already had called them,

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Speaker 1: and they told him to ask the cops about it.

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Speaker 1: Tell the guy know whoever took the call passed it

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Speaker 1: all the way up the chain of command. He told

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Speaker 1: them he wanted to clarify that he was only interested

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Speaker 1: in bagging a male sasquatch.

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Speaker 2: Oh, okay, you don't want to get like a dough.

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Speaker 1: He of course would not hunt it. He would not

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Speaker 1: shoot a female. This is a gentleman. That would be

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Speaker 1: in humane. Also, the man said he understands there might

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Speaker 1: not be many.

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Speaker 2: Left in that area.

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Speaker 1: In that area because he heard that the deputies frequently

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Speaker 1: hit them with their patrol cars at night.

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Speaker 2: Did he finally get someone to confirm that for him?

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Speaker 2: No confirmation.

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Speaker 1: The chief of police wanted to pass along that in

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Speaker 1: case anybody else is considering traveling to the area to

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Speaker 1: hunt Bigfoot. This next laser stories out of weather World.

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Speaker 1: There's now a way to guarantee no rain on your

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Speaker 1: vacations really, or at least get a refund if the

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Speaker 1: weather does suck.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I thought we were going to only be able

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Speaker 2: to travel to the desert or something.

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Speaker 1: Because there's a new app called weather Promise, which guarantees

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Speaker 1: up to ten thousand dollars if it rains on your

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Speaker 1: world travels. What I need this so it rains everywhere

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Speaker 1: I know.

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Speaker 2: How does it work?

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Speaker 1: Weather Promise has you put in your travel destination okay,

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Speaker 1: when you're gonna be there, and how much the trip

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Speaker 1: is going to cost okay, and then they'll use their

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Speaker 1: artificial intelligence software to tell you how much they think

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Speaker 1: it's going to rain, and if they get it wrong, they.

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Speaker 2: Will cover the cost of your entire trip.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, why are they just volunteering themselves for that?

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Speaker 1: It's amazing that sure that the AI can get it right.

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Speaker 2: That simple.

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Speaker 1: The users will receive an apology along with instructions to

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Speaker 1: click a link and confirm payment details so that the

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Speaker 1: full cost of your vacation is refunded immediately.

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Speaker 2: However, there is a catch.

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Speaker 1: Weird go Jeff do You have to pay for weather

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Speaker 1: insurance and prices.

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Speaker 2: On that may vary depending on where you're going in

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Speaker 2: for how.

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Speaker 1: Long, So you have to pay them in order to

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Speaker 1: get any money from them bingo okay, Like, for example,

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Speaker 1: a five thousand dollars trip to Honolulu for two weeks,

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Speaker 1: the weather insurance on that would run you two hundred

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Speaker 1: and fifty bucks.

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Speaker 2: WHOA what pricey? It is pricey?

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Speaker 1: But if it rains, Honestly, if you're just betting right,

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Speaker 1: if they're wrong, you're gonna get your trip for free. Yo.

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Speaker 2: And in Hawaii it will rain for like five minutes

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Speaker 2: and then stopped.

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Speaker 1: But it's like if it rains more than their prediction, yes,

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Speaker 1: that's why you have to You have to like beat

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Speaker 1: a dai at you're like literally doing raine. Yes, and

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Speaker 1: what if they're right about the weather, well, then you

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Speaker 1: lose the two hundred and fifty dollars that you paid

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Speaker 1: them for the insurance. So is it worth the gamble.

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Speaker 1: Oh kind of sounds like, well, just remember the house

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Speaker 1: always wins. So there's a reason they started this company. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it was to lose money.

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Speaker 2: Let's do it, Jeff, Yeah, we'll try this next Laser

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Speaker 2: stories had a food.

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Speaker 1: News, Would cute fruit be more enticing to you? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Already, cute climb are amazing? If so.

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Speaker 1: New adorably tiny single serving pineapples just made their debut.

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Speaker 2: My house, sir, are going to be looking at the

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Speaker 2: picture here. The size of an apple, it's like a grape.

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Speaker 1: It looks like it could fit into just a regular

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Speaker 1: sized cereal bowl.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, but once.

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Speaker 1: You take the skin off, this in core it like it's.

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Speaker 2: About the look before you cut it. Hey, sorry, it's

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Speaker 2: more aesthetic for the house.

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Speaker 1: The smaller pineapples are about the size of their fist

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Speaker 1: and small. The company del Monte is behind it, calling

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Speaker 1: the small pineapples precious honey glows, and they only weigh

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Speaker 1: a pound.

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Speaker 2: Or two pineacuties. I want to call them tineapples. Oh

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Speaker 2: I like that too. They're supposed to be a little

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Speaker 2: bit sweeter.

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Speaker 1: So if your issue with pineapples is they're not sweet enough,

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Speaker 1: issue sweet acid, Well, problem literally what it is that

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Speaker 1: was Also, they're small enough for a couple of people

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Speaker 1: to eat in one sitting, or if you're a fan,

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Speaker 1: you could polish one off all by yourself. So why

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Speaker 1: are they doing this? Yeah, they say it's to reduce

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Speaker 1: food waste and also because more of us live alone

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Speaker 1: now American households.

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Speaker 2: Are occupied by a single person.

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Speaker 1: So for now, at least you probably won't see them

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Speaker 1: in your local grocery store. They're only available online and

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Speaker 1: you can find the link for it up on our

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Speaker 1: instance stories at Brook and Jeffrey pineapples online for the

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Speaker 1: Snoop Dogg character in front of me.

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Speaker 2: It's real fruit. It's gonna rot. It'll be our little

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Speaker 2: show mascot. Yeah, sorry, pineapples. You always want to put

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Speaker 2: pineapples on the doors around here. And I know.

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Speaker 1: I like that story because it debunks the theory that

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Speaker 1: bigger is always better.

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Speaker 2: The new saying is smaller is the new baller. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: that's going to pick up. And that's what this guy

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Speaker 2: is saying. And he's a crawler. And that's how these

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Speaker 2: stories we'll come to an end of the day. We'll

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Speaker 2: do it again the same time on Wednesday. Brooke and

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Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the morning,