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Speaker 1: It's topic time called eight hundred and five five one

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Speaker 1: five one to join it to the discussion with the Breakfast.

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Speaker 2: Club Morning Everybody.

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Speaker 3: It's DJ Envy, Charlamagne the Gud We are the Breakfast

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Speaker 3: Club Nephew just joining us.

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Speaker 2: We're talking diarrhea this morning. We're talking diarrhea.

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Speaker 4: Now.

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Speaker 3: This conversation comes from our co host Jess Hilarious. She

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Speaker 3: was supposed to co host this morning, yes, and she

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Speaker 3: didn't make it. She's right across the street, bright croatter

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Speaker 3: the street. And what's crazy is she sent it.

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Speaker 1: She sent the text to one of our producers, was

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Speaker 1: like it was like, I'll be there at like five

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Speaker 1: fifty five, five fifty nine. Right then she sent a

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Speaker 1: text like bro, I'm on the toilet because she says

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Speaker 1: she has a bad seafood. And people are saying in

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Speaker 1: the comments that there's some oysters up north that have

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Speaker 1: been causing people's stomach problems.

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Speaker 2: Really, that's what people are saying in our comments.

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Speaker 3: Really, yeah, well, I don't know from you know, for

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Speaker 3: myself diary. Does you know how you say sometimes a

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Speaker 3: period o start nothing but a sentence whoa diarrhea doesn't

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Speaker 3: stop nothing at all?

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Speaker 1: For me whoa, if I have some talking about if

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Speaker 1: you were a bottom and you had messy diarrhea, you

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Speaker 1: will still let the person run.

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Speaker 2: That brown light? That was you're saying, this is not

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Speaker 2: a play in the munths.

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Speaker 1: No because the reason no, because the reason I say,

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Speaker 1: a parent don't stop nothing.

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Speaker 2: But I'm not so, especially when you married, right was whoa? Wow?

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Speaker 4: That was?

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Speaker 2: Wow?

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Speaker 3: That was I don't know why you used that, would

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Speaker 3: use that, But basically, diarrhea is not stopping anything.

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Speaker 2: It does not matter if I got diarrhea.

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Speaker 1: I will use whatever I have to use whatever, if

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Speaker 1: it's a public bathroom, if it's McDonald's. You know how

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Speaker 1: to tell how you know we lying. We're both men

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Speaker 1: of a certain age. I was born in nineteen hundred

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Speaker 1: and seventy eight. Yes, you were born in nineteen hundred

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Speaker 1: and sixty three.

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Speaker 2: That's a lot, right. We got colon correct, you ain't

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Speaker 2: leaving that damn house.

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Speaker 1: But I was about when you're doing that, and I

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Speaker 1: told you you you remember, because I was to show

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Speaker 1: you right, and I had a party. He was like, Eavy, please,

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Speaker 1: only you bugging? And you the day before a colonocopy.

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Speaker 1: The prep you gotta do for that colonocopy. That's a

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Speaker 1: different I don't even know if you call that diarrhea.

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Speaker 1: That's a different level.

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Speaker 2: That's waters. It's just not but ain't nothing the water.

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Speaker 2: That's a clean out whole system.

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Speaker 1: But I was gonna do a party. I had a

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Speaker 1: party lined up, and he was like, you are bugging, Please,

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Speaker 1: ain't the house member. I should have told you to

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Speaker 1: go see I should have told you to go and

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Speaker 1: send Nick on cameraman. Just don't follow you around all

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Speaker 1: night long. That would have been amazing to see.

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I've been in pay with diarrhea. You was

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Speaker 1: up here with diarrhea. You threw your underwear in the

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Speaker 1: trash right.

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Speaker 2: I passed gas. I shot it and it had a little,

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Speaker 3: I couldn't walk around with the stinky stick, so I

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Speaker 1: And that's when the Janita thought he was really wild,

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Speaker 1: and the custodians thought he was bugging. They was finding

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Speaker 1: was no blood stains in my underwear. That's not what

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Speaker 2: Jesus Jaine. Hey, Jasmine, good morning, good morning. When did

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Speaker 2: you have lose booty?

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Speaker 5: In high school? For my teacher, right, this was like

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Speaker 5: the worst teacher at his school. So I guess everybody

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Speaker 5: hadn't accident. It goes to the bathroom that day, and

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Speaker 5: for my g it's my senior year. I was seventeen,

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Speaker 5: was about six months pregnant, so I'm a gonna go

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Speaker 4: To go to the bathroom.

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Speaker 5: But the teacher was like no, So I'm thinking I

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Speaker 4: Less from there.

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Speaker 2: Oh man, pregnant.

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Speaker 5: I finished that school year a lot at home and

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Speaker 5: just saw that everybody went to graduation?

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Speaker 2: Would it looked like Hennessy with grilled chicken in hell? Goodbye? Jasmine?

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Speaker 3: Well that's disgusting, dre Yo, what's up y'all? Turn the radio,

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Speaker 3: damn brother, turn right now. Now, tell us when you

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Speaker 3: had lose booty?

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Speaker 6: Bro, Hey, bo, I ain't gonna say lose booty, but

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Speaker 6: this one time I was working for this inventory company

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Speaker 4: And it was like six o'clock in the morning. So

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Speaker 4: I just had to go on.

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Speaker 6: Their bathroom and I blew it up so bad I

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Speaker 7: I even tried to plunge it.

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Speaker 6: I even tried to pleasure it in the wood.

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Speaker 2: And we're talking about it.

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Speaker 6: Locked the door and left out.

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Speaker 2: Was there a plunge it in there?

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Speaker 6: It was?

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Speaker 4: I tried, like I tried doing it, and so I

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Speaker 4: it was like who locked the bathroom door?

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Speaker 6: And I just got out of there.

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Speaker 2: I hate people like you, I really do. I hate people.

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Speaker 1: I hate people who leave behind evidence of the scene

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Speaker 1: them the crimes we're supposed to do. I can't stand

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Speaker 1: when I walk in the bathroom and I just see

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Speaker 1: somebody else's dude, Like you ain't see all of that

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Speaker 1: he tried. He could call somebody. You can call a

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Speaker 1: custody into something. We've seen that happen before. Remember that

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Speaker 1: time in Myrtle Beach when Paris. Yes, you know what

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Speaker 1: I'm saying. She decided to eat seven out of twelve

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Speaker 1: Christmas Treme donuts, I remember, and she messed the bathroom

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Speaker 2: And then and then the first time they didn't get it.

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Speaker 2: oh my god, I was just up there. Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: The guy was com playing. That's how.

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Speaker 1: That's how the dude was. Tell you like, I just

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Speaker 1: saw it all. He was like, what what was she eating?

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Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't know, sir, but you know, Jesus.

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Speaker 3: Eight hundred and five eight five, one oh five one,

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Speaker 3: we're talking loose booties this morning.

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Speaker 2: Have you ever ever had diarrheas so bad and you

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Speaker 2: can make it to work?

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Speaker 3: Maybe you missed the game. It was just that bad.

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Speaker 3: Let's talk about it. It's the breakfast slogo morning.

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Speaker 2: Ain't no call me your opinions to the Breakfast Club top.

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Speaker 1: Come on eight hundred five one morning.

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Speaker 3: Everybody's DJ NV Charlamagne the guy. We are the Breakfast Club.

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Speaker 2: Now. If you're just joining us, we had a co

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Speaker 2: host this wanted just Alarius. You didn't make it to work.

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Speaker 1: Our good sister just Allaris, but she will be co

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Speaker 1: hosting the first of a Black ect podcast festival this

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Speaker 1: Saturday in Atlanta.

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Speaker 2: Jess, it's literally across the street. She's across the street. Yes,

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Speaker 2: she doesn't get off the talk. She can't. She just

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Speaker 2: can't get off the court. And it's happened to all

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Speaker 2: of us. Yes, it's never made me not come to work,

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Speaker 2: you know what I mean.

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Speaker 1: But I'm not leaving the house if I got really

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Speaker 1: really really bad diarrhea because it's just too embarrassing.

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Speaker 2: I mean, but it is what it is. It's not you.

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Speaker 1: Know what I mean, Like it's gotta be something. But

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Speaker 1: something like really important, I watch what I eat on purpose.

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Speaker 1: I watch it I eat the day before, and I

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Speaker 1: like this. Straight up all I say, Saturday in Atlanta, right,

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Speaker 1: I know that I'm gonna be all.

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Speaker 2: I'ma be out all day at the festival.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna eat very very very light the night before,

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Speaker 1: and I'm probably not even gonna have breakfast.

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Speaker 2: I probably will because I'm very regular. I poop every

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Speaker 1: So after I get that out, I'm good for today

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Speaker 1: because I know I'm gonna be there all day. I

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Speaker 1: don't like pooping in public, that's number one. And I

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Speaker 1: don't want to end up having the bubble guts.

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Speaker 2: Okay, all right, let's go to the phone lines. Hello,

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Speaker 2: who's this.

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Speaker 4: Hello, This is Chandler, and you'll hear me from coming

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Speaker 4: to Ohio.

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Speaker 1: Good morning, Chandler, Chandler, Good morning, Good morning, loose booty problems.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: Man, I was talking to this girl up and finally

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Speaker 6: for two years, finally got to get on it.

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Speaker 4: Get a date with her or whatever.

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Speaker 6: Right, Uh So I tell her to meet me at

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Speaker 6: I had a new train drink right before, and I

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Speaker 6: just had the worst case of month, Like I had

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Speaker 6: to lay on the floor.

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Speaker 4: It was bad.

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Speaker 6: So I lied to her and told her, like, you know,

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Speaker 6: my cars messed up. He woop, So really I had

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Speaker 6: like an hour later, and she was like, how's your

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Speaker 6: and I just.

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Speaker 1: Did you be honest with her in that moment and say,

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Speaker 1: man I really had mud button. I was too embarrassed

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Speaker 6: No, I start speaking Japanese. Man I just I just

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Speaker 6: made up a line. She just never ever hit me back,

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Speaker 6: Block me from social media, let block my number and

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Speaker 6: everything that's.

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Speaker 2: Real, And it's better than to just tell the truth.

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Speaker 1: Everybody has had muney, But that's a moment to relate

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Speaker 1: to that young lady in a much deeper way.

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Speaker 2: Hello, who's this now? Tell us what happened with you? Mama.

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Speaker 8: I used to manage local artists and I had a

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Speaker 8: fight party at my house and my friend brought her

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Speaker 8: homeboy who was military, so he felt like he could

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Speaker 8: party as hard as by art did.

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Speaker 5: But he couldn't.

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Speaker 8: We had a line to come go to the bathroom

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Speaker 8: after the fight party. He trying to shuffled out the

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Speaker 8: bathroom kind of fast. He was kind of like, wife

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Speaker 8: was so bad. He had booboo all over my bathroom.

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Speaker 2: What you mean booboo all over your bathroom?

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Speaker 8: He couldn't hold his stomach. They out there doing all

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Speaker 8: them heavy drumks. You know, rappers think you drugs drugs.

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Speaker 8: So during the party, they was doing drugs.

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Speaker 2: Damn.

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Speaker 6: I guess he.

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Speaker 8: Thought it was military or command. Though he can hang

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Speaker 8: as hard as my boys could, but you couldn't.

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Speaker 2: Did y'all clown them? Did y'all Did y'all clown them?

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Speaker 1: You be like, nah, bro, that's not that's not the

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Speaker 8: No, he said he didn't, boomo, he said any want

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Speaker 2: One bathroom and won him? Let me ask you a question, right,

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Speaker 2: why wouldn't you have to go?

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Speaker 3: It's it's it feels like it's extra more when you

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Speaker 3: right when you're about to unbuckle your pants.

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Speaker 1: Because if you wait, because what happens is the first

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Speaker 1: you be like, nah, I ain't that serious, And then

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Speaker 1: your stomach be like, hey, I ain't playing with you.

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Speaker 1: As soon as it's like that's right, your stomach be like,

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Speaker 1: I'm going with it without you.

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Speaker 2: All right, let's go to one more caller.

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Speaker 7: Hello is this and this is Lola. Good morning, y'all.

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Speaker 7: How are you?

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Speaker 2: Hey? Lola? Talk to us, Mama? What happened with you?

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Speaker 8: Oh?

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Speaker 2: My god?

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Speaker 7: So it was a family reunion and we runted the

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Speaker 7: fifteen passenger van. We were going to Water Country, USA,

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Speaker 7: and we got there and my ibs started acting up

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Speaker 7: and water and diarrhea.

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Speaker 1: It's just not a good look.

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Speaker 7: I was like, Yeah, they had to shut the tool down.

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Speaker 7: You did the pool?

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Speaker 2: How old were you?

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Speaker 7: I was what forty one?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 2: My goodness? That is.

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Speaker 7: I didn't try. I thought it was like a little pool,

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Speaker 7: but it wasn't.

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Speaker 2: So you love, you turned the whole pool in the

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Speaker 2: pool pool water man.

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Speaker 7: They had to shut it down. I was so embarrassed,

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Speaker 7: as you should be sound proud too. I know I'm

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Speaker 7: not proud, but when you live with I, yes, you

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Speaker 7: can't help it. I don't feel like y'all should joke

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Speaker 7: on Jess. I will say this though, Jess with the

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Speaker 7: Yes it.

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Speaker 1: Does, Yes it does. And I hope that you winn't

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Speaker 1: got a job at UPS. Right after that, Jesus, what

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Speaker 1: can Brown do for you?

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Speaker 2: Do you do?

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Speaker 6: Brown?

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Speaker 2: Hello? Who's this? Just with the what's your name?

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Speaker 4: Man?

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Speaker 2: Hey?

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Speaker 1: What's up?

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Speaker 2: Bro? Talk to us? Man? You had a loose booty skin?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, First of all, I just want to say, Charlane,

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Speaker 4: you're crazy. But this was way back in the day.

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Speaker 4: I was supposed to mean with tailor and Taylor. Yeah, Taylor,

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Speaker 4: that worked.

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Speaker 1: Up our Tailor gang Tailor Man fun sized team.

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Speaker 4: Yes, you know Philly Jones with Doby. Can I get myself.

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Speaker 2: Trying to make sure? I need to make sure that

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Speaker 2: tailor is a producer?

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Speaker 1: Here, Bine, get out of here. Don't come here and

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Speaker 1: rupt in the tailor. All right, go ahead, what happened now?

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Speaker 4: Dash out the tailor? But we hadn't on the app.

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Speaker 4: I think it was okay Cupid or something like that,

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Speaker 4: and we're supposed to link for a date. So I'm

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Speaker 4: So I text Taylor like, yo, can you push the

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Speaker 4: date back to like half an hour? And she she

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Speaker 4: was not having it. That sound like you wasting time.

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Speaker 2: That's right.

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Speaker 4: That sounds like it's like wasting my time. And that

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Speaker 4: was literally the time I.

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Speaker 2: Was supposed to tail it may have bubble guts tails

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Speaker 2: bubble gus. You can't have that's messed up. T you okay, QP.

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Speaker 1: You think about people's medical conditions and stuff, man, before

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Speaker 1: you do stuff like that that's messed up.

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Speaker 2: Sir, Taylor, is it here right now? Would you like

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Speaker 2: to try another date? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: I would love.

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Speaker 2: You, would love you would love to do what Now

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Speaker 2: take I said take her out? Don't take she's always

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Speaker 2: talking nothing? What this gentleman wants to take you out?

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Speaker 2: Would you give another chance on it? Don't you miss

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Speaker 2: your don't your blessing? This could be Taylor? All right?

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Speaker 2: What do you look like?

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Speaker 4: Your blessing? Tailor what do you look like?

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Speaker 2: Sir? Clearly you already.

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Speaker 4: See twenty four?

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Speaker 2: H the Goat? Yeah, old on, let me let me

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Speaker 2: let me look you up? What is it? H the Goat?

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Speaker 2: As the goat? A you spelled the regular like a negro.

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Speaker 4: Regular regular case the goat?

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Speaker 2: Twenty four Kevin, you look like you still got diarrhea? Bro?

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Speaker 2: Is that you got you only with your love? I'm

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Speaker 2: looking at him right here. Oh that's not from Brooklyn?

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Speaker 4: Oh ye from Brooklyn?

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Speaker 6: Bro.

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Speaker 4: And while I'm I want to shout out my podcast.

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Speaker 1: Mind now you can't detail.

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Speaker 2: You can't.

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Speaker 1: Saying you got a podcast like saying you a mixtape rapper. Nope, nope,

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Speaker 1: no man, see you had us. That is the morrow

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Speaker 1: of the story. All right, Jesus Christ.

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Speaker 3: But when we come back, we got your room of report.

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Speaker 3: We got to talk Nick Cannon. Now, Nick Cannon got

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Speaker 3: a lot of kids. You think he can remember all

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Speaker 3: his kids' names. We'll talk about it when we come back.

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Speaker 3: It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning, The Breakfast Club.