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Speaker 1: They say it takes forty to sixty hours of time

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Speaker 1: together for two people to form a true friendship. Oh

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Speaker 1: that's nice.

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Speaker 2: But the only way to truly know someone, huh is

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Speaker 2: to actually live with them. Oh oh wow, it's Brook

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Speaker 2: and Jeffrey in the morning, and Brook knows this.

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Speaker 1: Oh man, I mean you learn all sorts of strange

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Speaker 1: new details and personality quirks about somebody when you start

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Speaker 1: sharing a living space.

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Speaker 2: What have you learned? Brook? Where do we want to begin? God,

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Speaker 2: maybe you don't want to even open this box. I mean, honestly,

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Speaker 2: I can just start with like, my husband sleeps like

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Speaker 2: he's a dead person. He folds his hands together over

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Speaker 2: his chest, and I always want to put a flower right.

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Speaker 2: Brook's just practicing for the day. She's like, oh, I

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Speaker 2: can't wait. Yeah, No, you just fall asleep like that. Yeah. See.

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Speaker 1: This is why a new survey asks hundreds of married

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Speaker 1: couples to respond with the funniest thing that they learned

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Speaker 1: about their partner once they finally live together. Oh man,

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Speaker 1: A lot of responses were submitted, but I'm just gonna

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Speaker 1: read the top seven best ones, and I guess.

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Speaker 2: That six out of the seven are about bathroom habits,

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Speaker 2: let's find out.

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Speaker 1: Number seven says I learned that my husband likes to

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Speaker 1: pee outdoors. What. We live in the country, so it's fine,

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Speaker 1: except for the times I catch him peeing off our

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Speaker 1: front porch at noon. Yeah, and once out of our

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Speaker 1: open bedroom window in the middle of the night.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I would shut the window on that.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: I know my husband when he's really drunk likes to

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Speaker 2: sleep outside. What and yeah, one time he rolled in

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Speaker 2: some dog poop in his sleeping bag.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna learn everything there is to know about your

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Speaker 1: husband during the next few missings.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Reason I knew is because I woke up in

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Speaker 2: the middle of the night he wasn't there, and I

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Speaker 2: checked my text message and he's like, I'm outside like

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Speaker 2: a happy little cat. All right, dude.

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Speaker 1: Number six says I was friends with my husband for

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Speaker 1: eight years before we got.

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Speaker 2: Engaged, and we've been together, and that's what I learned.

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Speaker 1: Something shocking. He insists on sleeping fully clothed.

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Speaker 2: What not, like in a T shirt.

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Speaker 1: And pajama bottoms, in his jeans, shirt coat and shots.

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Speaker 2: He's a psychopath. That's crazy.

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Speaker 1: Jeans.

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Speaker 2: When I get home, it's like, okay, sweats time.

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Speaker 1: Maybe he's a penny pincher. Maybe he spent so much

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Speaker 1: money on these clothes. He's like, I gotta get as

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Speaker 1: much use out of these as possible, even when I'm sleeping.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we don't even have sheets.

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Speaker 1: Number five says, I found out my wife is afraid

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Speaker 1: of the dark, but still not like regular afraid. She

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Speaker 1: doesn't like walking anywhere that's dark, oh, like out on

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Speaker 1: the street at night. So at nighttime, whenever she has

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Speaker 1: to use the bathroom, I have to carry her down

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Speaker 1: the hallway and wait for her till she's done, then

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Speaker 1: carry her back into bed.

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Speaker 2: I don't even do that for my kids.

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Speaker 1: What did you just do like a normal person and

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Speaker 1: just run as fast as you.

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Speaker 2: Can't like the rest of us do, just like, oh

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Speaker 2: my god, my god, the lights are all off.

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Speaker 1: We're talking about a survey of the weirdest things that

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Speaker 1: people didn't know about their partner until they started living together.

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Speaker 1: Number four says, my husband likes to take his shirt

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Speaker 1: off to go.

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Speaker 2: Number two, you find that out that it's actually a

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Speaker 2: regular thing.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they said, I'm not sure why, and I even

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Speaker 1: asked him. He says he's just always done it since

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Speaker 1: when he was a little kid, So why stop now?

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Speaker 2: Okay? I mean it begs the question, like at work anywhere,

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Speaker 2: you know.

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Speaker 1: There's still some grown men that I've seen that pull

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Speaker 1: their pants all the way down to their ankles in

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Speaker 1: the urinals.

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Speaker 2: Is that not a thing? No, it's not. That's where

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Speaker 2: we have zippers. You just poke it through. Why are

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Speaker 2: you talking about my secrets on? That's not cool? All right?

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Speaker 2: Walk in just butt cheeks out. Don't act like you're

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Speaker 2: not impressed.

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Speaker 1: Number three says I found out my wife sleeps with

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Speaker 1: her eyes open. The first time I stayed the night

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Speaker 1: at her place, I thought she died.

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Speaker 2: Oh if your husband does this done, I mean, if

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Speaker 2: he ever leaves me, he may need to find this woman.

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Speaker 2: They may be met for each other. Honestly, imagine walking

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Speaker 2: in on us weird.

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Speaker 1: Number two I learned that my husband needs nothing time.

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Speaker 1: When I asked him what that was, he says, every

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Speaker 1: night before bed, he needs to stand alone in the

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Speaker 1: middle of the room for ten minutes, just staring, not

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Speaker 1: on his phone, not listening to music or watching TV,

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Speaker 1: just quietly staring into the distance.

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Speaker 2: I love it, but that would make me feel very annoying,

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Speaker 2: Like you basically saying it'd be good for all of us.

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Speaker 2: I mean, it's close to meditation, but with less pressure.

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Speaker 1: But it's weird that he's standing while doing it. Makes

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Speaker 1: me feel like a demon is inside him exactly.

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Speaker 2: It needs dressed.

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Speaker 1: Standing the room and the number one strangest thing some

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Speaker 1: he found out after they started living with their significant other.

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Speaker 1: I learned that my wife is a vegetarian, but she

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Speaker 1: loves a good steak. Once a year, I make one

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Speaker 1: for her and she refuses to use a knife.

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Speaker 2: What well, she's just an animal.

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Speaker 1: She devours it with both hands, and then as the

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Speaker 1: juices are dripping down from her mouth, she goes, that'll

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Speaker 1: do for the year. Oh like cardial just oh my,

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Speaker 1: oh god, I thought you're growling. It's an exciting night

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Speaker 1: when they go to the bedroom that night, and we're

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Speaker 1: getting a lot of text now into seven eight, five,

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Speaker 1: nine two with people sharing what they learned about their

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Speaker 1: significant others.

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Speaker 2: Oh this is fine, I.

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Speaker 1: Know, this is fun. Keep these coming. One person said,

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Speaker 1: I found out my husband sleeps with pieces of tissues

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Speaker 1: in his ears because he believes earwax leaks out as

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Speaker 1: he sleeps. I've never seen it happen.

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Speaker 2: No, theses are there, that's why you have Oh that's

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Speaker 2: a good point. Yeah, you should try pulling out those tissues.

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Speaker 2: I wouldn't chance it. I just leave it right.

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Speaker 1: I want to hear more of these texts. He protexts

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Speaker 1: coming into seven, eight, five, nine two. Tell us what

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Speaker 1: you learned about your significant other once you moved in together.

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Speaker 2: We're going to do your brand new phone tap next