WEBVTT - Monstrefact Redux: The Kallikantzaros

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to Stuff to Blow Your Mind, a production of

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<v Speaker 1>My Heart Radio. Hi, my name is Robert Lamb and

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<v Speaker 1>this is the Monster Fact, a short form series from

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<v Speaker 1>Stuff to Blow Your Mind, focusing in on mythical creatures,

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<v Speaker 1>ideas and monsters in time. Make no mistake, the winter

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<v Speaker 1>holidays are a time of monsters. The Yule Lads sneak

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<v Speaker 1>in from the shadows, Gorilla hungers for the flesh of

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<v Speaker 1>naughty children in the darkness, and sinister crampus stalks down

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<v Speaker 1>from the snow covered peaks with chains and switches and

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<v Speaker 1>child basket in tow. Even Santa Claus is an immortal

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<v Speaker 1>being who rules over elves and bioluminescent reindeer. But the

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<v Speaker 1>creatures I want to highlight today are the Calcanzari from

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<v Speaker 1>the legends and folklore of Greece. They are described as giant,

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<v Speaker 1>shaggy satyr like creatures, not entirely unlike the crampus of

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<v Speaker 1>Alpine traditions. But the Calkanzari are subterranean creatures. They thrive

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<v Speaker 1>in the dark, they hate the light, and above all else,

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<v Speaker 1>they hate the world tree, which supports the heavens with

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<v Speaker 1>its lofty branches and even connects the underworld through its

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<v Speaker 1>vast system of roots. The Calakanzari, in their tunnels gnaw

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<v Speaker 1>or saw the roots of the world tree in an

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<v Speaker 1>attempt to fell it and bring down the universe as well.

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<v Speaker 1>But as winter sets in during the time between Christmas

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<v Speaker 1>and Epiphany, the nights grow long and dark enough that

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<v Speaker 1>the Calakanzari conventure above ground, and so they neglect their

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<v Speaker 1>great work of undoing and instead damage crops, kill livestock,

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<v Speaker 1>and dance, dance, dance. If they catch you alone on

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<v Speaker 1>the road at night, they might make you dance and

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<v Speaker 1>dance and dance till you die of exhaustion. Though likewise,

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<v Speaker 1>as Cloris Carol Rose points out in Giants, Monsters and Dragons,

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<v Speaker 1>you might also defeat the Calakanzari at their own game

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<v Speaker 1>by keeping them dancing until the sun finally comes up.

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<v Speaker 1>But alas it is a season of darkness, the Calakanzari

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<v Speaker 1>run wild. Even human infants born during this time must

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<v Speaker 1>be tested to make sure they are not actually creatures

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<v Speaker 1>of the dark. But after the day of Epiphany, the

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<v Speaker 1>days grow longer again and the Calakanzari can no longer

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<v Speaker 1>rule the night above ground. Grumbling, they return once more

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<v Speaker 1>to the destruction of the World Tree's roots system and

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<v Speaker 1>find that during the holiday festivities, the roots have regenerated

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<v Speaker 1>completely and they must now begin their work all over again.

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