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<v Speaker 1>Somebody Fox for boys do not play.

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<v Speaker 2>These two boys will say.

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<v Speaker 1>Two bars showers because they are in a serial reviewing

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<v Speaker 1>Cereal is the go, and Andrew d in a serial mood.

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<v Speaker 1>It's some new ones. It's the serial serial, it's the

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<v Speaker 1>serial serial. It's the serial series, serial kill.

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<v Speaker 3>Show, the serial killer show. This is the serial killer show.

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<v Speaker 3>This is the serial killer show.

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<v Speaker 1>The Cereal killer Show. Okay, at some point Andrew's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>come over, but he's just sitting back. He's on his

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<v Speaker 1>millennial machine back there not a millennial machine. Laptop listening

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<v Speaker 1>to something.

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<v Speaker 2>Laptop and I was listening to one of our episodes

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<v Speaker 2>of our podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, why is this episode just started? And

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so angry. Oh you had a great week. We're

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<v Speaker 1>back from vacation. It's Friday, episode eighty five of Serial Killers.

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<v Speaker 1>I flew back from Japan once again. This is the

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<v Speaker 1>nest for this episode podcast where we eat cereal and

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<v Speaker 1>we talk about it and think inside the box. That

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<v Speaker 1>was good. Yeah, but that's your catch promo. That's really cool.

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<v Speaker 1>It should you know? Where is our promo? I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Every day you look at me and you say, Andy,

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<v Speaker 2>we need to record a promo, and I say, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>let's do it, and then you forget. I forget, and

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<v Speaker 2>then what do you do? You blame me for not

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<v Speaker 2>recording the problem.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't forget. Here's the thing. I spent hours taking

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<v Speaker 1>clips from every podcast of you going. I wanted it

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<v Speaker 1>to be good, but it's not good ball and I

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<v Speaker 1>took all these clips, and you're like, no, people don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to hear clips of the show. It gets old.

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<v Speaker 1>Nobody wants to hear that. Just do a straight promo. Hi,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Andrew and I'm Scotty B. And we do a

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<v Speaker 1>podcast called Cereal Killers where we eat cereal. Won't you

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<v Speaker 1>listen in? Like that's what you want to do? No,

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<v Speaker 1>it needs to be one of this one's five balls. Yay,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I give this one, not even a spoon ball,

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<v Speaker 1>like that should be the promo. You done, Mary? I

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<v Speaker 1>think so good. Okay, let's get to eat cereal? Oh

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<v Speaker 1>all right? Oh is this our promo? Yes? Cool? All right,

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna go classic first. I'm not even letting Andy

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<v Speaker 1>pick this time, because you know what, going down to

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<v Speaker 1>the cereal set. Don't make me call you a turd.

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<v Speaker 1>It is a quaker Cereal it's a very heavy box.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I hold it? Just listen? Oh it's hold on,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll drop it this way. Oh god, yeah, that's much

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<v Speaker 1>more dramatic. What I love this granola. It's simply granola, oats, honey,

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<v Speaker 1>and almonds. There's lots of different variety. I love it

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<v Speaker 1>new look, so you may not recognize the box. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't remember what the old box looks like. Anyway, that's cool.

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<v Speaker 2>So stick is up your ass today because I would

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<v Speaker 2>love to pull it out. Do you have a spoon

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<v Speaker 2>up there?

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<v Speaker 1>I have fiber up there because this is an excellent

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<v Speaker 1>source of fiber with no artificial flavors or added colors.

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<v Speaker 1>It's simply delicious with Quaker whole grain, oats, honey, and almonds.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm about to give up on this episode already, and

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<v Speaker 2>it's not even full two minutes in.

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<v Speaker 1>Enjoy with milk over yogurt or as a snack on

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<v Speaker 1>the go, We're going to enjoy it with milk. Great

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<v Speaker 1>Scottie Shake. Still waiting for that jingle that you asked

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<v Speaker 1>for the one?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't know, but in the meantime, you could

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<v Speaker 2>play one of the other two that you had made

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<v Speaker 2>for yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, I guess I could, but the moment has passed. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so I'm just going to open the box. Oh okay,

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<v Speaker 1>this is the cereal killers. See some of these Quaker

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<v Speaker 1>cereals briefly had the zip strip top on the bag

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<v Speaker 1>inside with the zip block seal was at Ziplock. That's

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<v Speaker 1>a brand name. It was just you know, whatever it was,

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<v Speaker 1>but I wish they did that again. This is I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. This just looks like granola that you buy,

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<v Speaker 1>but I like it. There's really nothing to it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I know, it's just I think the taste of

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<v Speaker 2>it is good. All right, may not float your boat,

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<v Speaker 2>but it floats mine.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, i just got off a boat, a ship, actually,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm going back.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I say this, you can. I still have some

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<v Speaker 2>time there.

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<v Speaker 1>The helicopter's coming to pick me back up. And then

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<v Speaker 1>I think we're going to Disney for a day. That

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<v Speaker 1>could be cool.

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<v Speaker 2>That's great. Make sure you get some cereal from Disney.

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<v Speaker 2>I am going to They don't actually sell cereal there.

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<v Speaker 1>I bet you they do. I'm pretty sure that I

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<v Speaker 1>could find a box of cereal somewhere on General Mills.

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<v Speaker 2>What it's just General Mills. They license their things out.

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<v Speaker 1>I get it. But you said they don't sell cereal there.

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<v Speaker 1>I bet you I could find cereal there somewhere in

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<v Speaker 1>a store.

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<v Speaker 2>Well yeah, I mean they're opening like a target on

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<v Speaker 2>the Disney World in the resort.

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<v Speaker 1>I bet you there's some sort of Mickey Mouse cereal.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna find it, bring it back. Okay, I'm in favor.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be there tomorrow, so you know, I'll take a

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<v Speaker 1>look a here we go. I gotta go back to Tokyo,

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<v Speaker 1>so five both it's just like I remember it. You know.

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<v Speaker 1>What just brings me back to this is another one

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<v Speaker 1>of those cereals. And my grandparents had, and that little

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<v Speaker 1>damn plastic container in their cabinet. I closed my eyes

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<v Speaker 1>and I see their old school eighties house. What was

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<v Speaker 1>your grandpa called? Ben? And call me Ben? Because I

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<v Speaker 1>love this city and the little wire shelving rack. And

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<v Speaker 1>then when I was doing my cereal, I walked by

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<v Speaker 1>my grandparents bedroom when I saw my grandma bending over naked,

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<v Speaker 1>looking in the mirror, and it's just burnt, It's burned

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<v Speaker 1>into my What.

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<v Speaker 2>You're listening to Cereal Killers, the podcast about cereal. We're

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<v Speaker 2>currently reviewing Oats Honey and almond quaker. Scott just told

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<v Speaker 2>that story, so uh cool.

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<v Speaker 1>And then my grandfather walked, all right, we're gonna keep going.

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<v Speaker 1>And then he walked into the He walked into the

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<v Speaker 1>sliding glass door and gashed his head open. Because you know,

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<v Speaker 1>old people, they can't see glass, so they just like birds,

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<v Speaker 1>they just walk right into them. I'm so that's why

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<v Speaker 1>in Florida all the sliding glass doors have those big

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<v Speaker 1>circle stickers on them, so people realize that there's glass there.

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<v Speaker 1>What's the matter.

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<v Speaker 2>I just I have no words. I'm always confused by you.

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<v Speaker 1>I taste of coconut in here. I like that there's

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<v Speaker 1>no coconut. Yeah, I bet there is old toney and almond.

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<v Speaker 1>Bet you there is ingredients, whole grain, rolled oats, whole

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<v Speaker 1>grain rolled wheat, brown sugar, canola oil, way in one.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what that is, almonds, nonfat, dry milk,

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<v Speaker 1>way protein concentrate, honey, natural flavor contains coconut ingredients, cool

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<v Speaker 1>sunflower oil, and other stuff. This cereal contains almond, coconut, milk,

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<v Speaker 1>and wheat ingredients. Hello, who's right, ding, ding freakin' ding,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, you're so cool. You know what I

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<v Speaker 1>like about granola cereals is the milk is actually delicious.

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<v Speaker 1>It turns yellow and disgusting looking. But granola cereal milk, actually.

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<v Speaker 2>I really love the cereal. It reminds me of every

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<v Speaker 2>time we go to Florida.

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<v Speaker 1>You're saw your grandma naked.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, no, that's you. That's that's your journey that you're on.

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<v Speaker 2>What I was gonna say is we buy cereal and

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<v Speaker 2>sometimes it lasts like the entire six months that were

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<v Speaker 2>not there. So then when we come back in six months,

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<v Speaker 2>so we understand, it's like a condo. So when we

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<v Speaker 2>go down, we leave the cereal there.

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<v Speaker 1>That's disgusting six months old granola. Once you put milk

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<v Speaker 1>in it, it's fine. Then again, some of these have

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<v Speaker 1>been here for almost a year. Exactly. We should have

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<v Speaker 1>a garage sell. We should really sell some of the cereal.

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<v Speaker 1>We should just go away, just throw it out. Why

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<v Speaker 1>don't we give it away to our listeners?

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<v Speaker 2>You know what I just thought of, actually, what we

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<v Speaker 2>should take the front of these boxes of cereal and

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<v Speaker 2>then on this blue part start just sticking them and

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<v Speaker 2>then it's almost like a poster.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me tell you something. I thought of that. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but It annoys the hell out of me that we've

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<v Speaker 1>already thrown out like thirty or forty boxes of cereal,

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<v Speaker 1>so we missed most of them.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so this is where once again we're entering hoarders

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<v Speaker 2>zone territory. No, we have to start somewhere.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to start it now, because we threw out

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<v Speaker 1>so many boxes are ready. It annoys me. Dude, I

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<v Speaker 1>thought about flattening them, just keeping the box and putting

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<v Speaker 1>in a No.

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<v Speaker 2>It's fine, we can get through this together.

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<v Speaker 1>I believe in you. What I would rather do is

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<v Speaker 1>take all the goofy pictures that we take, Yeah, enlarge

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<v Speaker 1>them and hang them up.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so kind of maybe we'll find somebody who could

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<v Speaker 2>do that for us.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, four balls. I like this. You gave it five if.

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<v Speaker 2>A company like Shutterfly actually wanted to help the sponsor

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<v Speaker 2>the podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, Shutterfly is a sponsor of the Big Show,

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<v Speaker 1>that's true. Yeah, all right, how about you you're ready new? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, this cereal? Hold on, I got granola stuck,

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<v Speaker 1>and my molar and your dentures. I don't have dentures.

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<v Speaker 1>I like saying that now, this Cereal. I have no

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<v Speaker 1>idea where the hell this came from? We've done this

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<v Speaker 1>cereal before kind of. I saw it on the shelf

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like, what, never saw anything about it

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<v Speaker 1>online on TV anywhere. It's a cap'n Crunch cereal.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, if it's the one that you're about to pull out,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm only going to know it because I saw.

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<v Speaker 1>It on eBay. What did you see on eBay?

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<v Speaker 2>Strawberry shortcake, cap'n Crunch?

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<v Speaker 1>No, it is cap'n Crunch Crunchberry extra large? Oh God, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>what the hell? Why? Okay, what is it with this trend?

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<v Speaker 2>This?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the kids don't need to eat bigger berries. But

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<v Speaker 1>I've never seen this before. I've never heard of it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a limited edition. It's not old because it's it's

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<v Speaker 1>good throughout the year. So how many ways can you say?

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<v Speaker 1>Extra large? Says the cap'n one extra large for the

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<v Speaker 1>help getting my x L and machine powered up again?

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<v Speaker 1>Look at that?

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<v Speaker 2>Looks like they want Americans to get fat. Do you

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<v Speaker 2>like the taste of crunchberries which are terrible for you?

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<v Speaker 2>Get them even bigger?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but you know this is not something you eat

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<v Speaker 1>every day. Well, I mean some people might. Okay, it

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<v Speaker 1>need a Scotty shake. That's for sure.

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<v Speaker 2>Here we go, jingle time.

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<v Speaker 1>Which one did you like better?

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<v Speaker 2>Shake?

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<v Speaker 1>Shake?

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<v Speaker 2>Shake, Scottie shake shake that cereal that one?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, Scotty shakes. Okay, what are you doing?

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<v Speaker 2>I just saw something there, so I just wanted to

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<v Speaker 2>pick it up.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm telling you you're you're literally a goldfish. Waish? What

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<v Speaker 1>is this?

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<v Speaker 2>Is this?

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<v Speaker 1>What? What? Why do you have a box of cereal

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<v Speaker 1>in your hands? Oh so you're making fun of me? Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>no attention. Oh my god, these things are big. So

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<v Speaker 1>it's just straight up crunchberry cereal, but the crunchberries are

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<v Speaker 1>three times bigger. I don't understand why they do this.

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<v Speaker 1>It tastes the same. What is this podcast? I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>I have a memory of a goldfish? According to you?

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<v Speaker 1>Where am I with this? Is it? The Brooklyn Boys?

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<v Speaker 1>You are hilarious. I tell you, thank you. Here you go?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh god, okay, so this doesn't need to be a thing,

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<v Speaker 1>I know, because here's the problem. No, with the puffs.

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<v Speaker 2>I have to put my foot down somewhere, and it's

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<v Speaker 2>this with the Reese's puffs.

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<v Speaker 1>At least those are airy and light. These are gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be these are gonna totally tear your mouth apart. I

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<v Speaker 1>know why you're ready. Let's say, I guess I can't

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<v Speaker 1>get more than one of them on the spoon. They're

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<v Speaker 1>so big. Well, they're also very airy, but you're crunchy,

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<v Speaker 1>they're not you know. I mean it's delicious, yeah, but

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<v Speaker 1>it's not necessary. No, So what do we rate it on?

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<v Speaker 1>Because like, I love it, but it's not necessary. And

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want them to think that this should keep

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<v Speaker 1>going on. Don't just keep xling my cereal? The sureal

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<v Speaker 1>the companies are getting lazy. Pretty soon, you're gonna have

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<v Speaker 1>froot loops XL and they're gonna be like these giant loops.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I start cutting my cereal with a forking mate,

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<v Speaker 2>that's not okay.

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<v Speaker 1>If you can't fit more than two crunch berries on

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<v Speaker 1>your spoon, there's a problem, right. If my cheerio is

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<v Speaker 1>the size of a donut, then what am I doing?

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<v Speaker 1>I still love the taste three bowls and a spoon.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, this is five bulls taste wise. Okay. I

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<v Speaker 1>was never a big huge is that you?

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<v Speaker 3>Was?

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<v Speaker 1>That your gen X machine? Apparently there's a meeting that

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<v Speaker 1>I'm missing right now, so.

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<v Speaker 2>That must be one of those fancy gen x Dingle dongers.

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<v Speaker 1>What dingle doogers? Yes, you wouldn't knew. Were you born

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<v Speaker 1>in the seventies. That's my dingle dong I was born

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<v Speaker 1>in the seventies. Old. I hate you sometimes. I just

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<v Speaker 1>don't like you.

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<v Speaker 2>No one I didn't like you when you spent the

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<v Speaker 2>first like five minutes of the show just like openly

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<v Speaker 2>talking about how terrible of a human I was.

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<v Speaker 1>That ever said that you're a wonderful person. I love

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<v Speaker 1>you so much, brother too. Sometimes. Yeah, all right, well

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<v Speaker 1>we have to do another box.

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<v Speaker 2>If you bring out something else that's XL, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>swat it out of your hands.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not gonna be XL. But our friend Caroline, first

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<v Speaker 1>of all, we're getting a lot of people sending us cereal. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Every day I come in here, there's another box and

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<v Speaker 1>I freaking love it. Yeah. So our friend Caroline, who

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<v Speaker 1>also must shop at the Polish market, sent us this

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<v Speaker 1>Serial Killers in turn national. Can I ask one question,

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<v Speaker 1>whose voice is that? I think it's Stacks it is,

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<v Speaker 1>I think so he can get his voice to do that.

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<v Speaker 1>He has machinery, that's true. Yeah, all right, So I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going down to the International cereal sack. You may recognize

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<v Speaker 1>these guys, so there must be some sort of licensing deal,

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<v Speaker 1>because these guys look like cinnamon Toa's crunch. To me,

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<v Speaker 1>it is another Nestlie. Apparently Nestley is the only company

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<v Speaker 1>that makes cereal in Poland. Yeah, because it's everything is Nestley.

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<v Speaker 1>It looks like a bag of chips, strawberry minis. These

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<v Speaker 1>guys look just like cinnamon toast crunch guys. So they

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<v Speaker 1>just look like they're more on drugs. They really do.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm guessing this is some sort of strawberry flavored

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<v Speaker 1>cinnamon toast crunch type cereal. Love that. Have we had

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<v Speaker 1>strawberry cinnamon Toa's crunch? No, because there's not, No they

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<v Speaker 1>need to make that. No, Well they did, and then

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<v Speaker 1>they also made one called cinnamon Toasters, I believe, and

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<v Speaker 1>they had blueberry and cinnamon. They look like little pieces

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<v Speaker 1>of toast. They stopped making those, so we don't have those.

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<v Speaker 1>But I think there was a strawberry cinnamon toast crunch

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<v Speaker 1>at one point, but we never had. I love it.

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<v Speaker 2>Also, this bag again, it looks like I'm about to

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<v Speaker 2>eat a bag of chips.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just it's annoying. The bags are annoying. Yeah, there's

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<v Speaker 1>a little you know thing with the scissor picture here

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<v Speaker 1>that wants you to cut it over here, but I've

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<v Speaker 1>already ruined it. They look just like cinnamon toast crunch,

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<v Speaker 1>little strawberry swirlies on them. It's almost like they went

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<v Speaker 1>through a printer, because can I see Yeah, wait, well

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna put milk in it. But give me your hand.

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<v Speaker 1>Just look at it. Okay, Oh, I'm sorry. Your phone

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<v Speaker 1>just lit up. Do you need to take that? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>my phone did mine, But my phone didn't make an

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<v Speaker 1>alert because I'm not old the millennial phone. What does

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<v Speaker 1>that mean I can't have alerts on?

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<v Speaker 2>What I was saying is you don't find many people

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<v Speaker 2>who keep their ringer on over the age of forty.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you know what, I don't look at my phone

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<v Speaker 1>every two seconds, so I need to know when something's

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<v Speaker 1>coming in. You look at your phone more than I do.

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<v Speaker 1>And we've argued about this in the past. This is

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<v Speaker 1>not true. Here we go.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you were you ever the guy who had a

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<v Speaker 2>belt clip?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh? Yeah, I had a beeper chain. What's a beeper?

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<v Speaker 1>Here we go?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, no, no, new Nope, nope.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it tastes like a piece of cereal, like no

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<v Speaker 1>mate it with a roll up. I don't like it.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like it. I don't like it. Oh no, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>it's odd. There's no cinnamon whatsoever. I do it.

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<v Speaker 2>It has like a really rancid aftertaste.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'm not it's okay. No, I wish I knew

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<v Speaker 1>what this guy was saying. I like mike a Lubini maki.

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<v Speaker 1>It says hazard, do not eat. I don't know. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't really understand. It's like one side is blue without

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<v Speaker 1>anything on it, the other side is red with strawberry.

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<v Speaker 1>And these guys are really whacked out. Your QR beater

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<v Speaker 1>a on your phone. Yeah, first of all, please just

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<v Speaker 1>try one dry, please, I just okay, they're very much

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<v Speaker 1>better dry. They're very much better. Wells, you're European. Accident,

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<v Speaker 1>it was polish there are. This is very much better

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<v Speaker 1>if I'm dry, here scan that where? Well I don't

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<v Speaker 1>have snapchat either, that's the snapchat. Oh all right, well,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess we can't look at it. I don't like it.

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<v Speaker 1>I really like Booge Cinnamoni's field tree. Know what these

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<v Speaker 1>tastes like, oh, that means it's a cinnamon. He's filter,

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<v Speaker 1>so it must be Snapchat know what this is? Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>it just dawned on me. What is it? Strawberry pop

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<v Speaker 1>tart cereal? Not at all? Yes, the exact same taste,

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<v Speaker 1>just so you know it's not at all. Just say

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<v Speaker 1>you know it is. It gets a ball for me.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, Caroline. The thought was there, but these are

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<v Speaker 1>really not good. I agree with your reading. She actually

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<v Speaker 1>sent me a bunch of other ones. So as we

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<v Speaker 1>go over the weeks and our buddy Roman, we still

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<v Speaker 1>have some polar cereals from him. We see the best listeners, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we do. Let's get some other countries rocking though. You

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<v Speaker 1>know what I'm really looking for if anybody lives in Canada,

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<v Speaker 1>what what? Let's get some other countries or rockin here.

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<v Speaker 1>If anybody lives in Canada, we need the tim Bits cereal.

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<v Speaker 1>Tim Bits tim Bits is the tim Horton cereal made

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<v Speaker 1>by Post and they're the little baby donut.

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<v Speaker 2>Sir carry Hedges posted something about that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well, I mean it's been out for probably about

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<v Speaker 1>four or five months now. Oh cool. So I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>waiting for somebody to send it to us because I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not taking a road trip unless you want to take

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<v Speaker 1>serial Killers on the road.

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<v Speaker 2>I honestly think by the end of this year, let's

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<v Speaker 2>manifest this, Scott, Okay, manifest it with me.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm doing that.

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<v Speaker 2>We will do a live episode of Serial Killers someplace.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think it would be the same. I really don't.

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<v Speaker 2>People would pay to watch us? What eat Cereal?

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<v Speaker 1>First of all, I wouldn't charge people to come watch

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<v Speaker 1>a stupid podcast. They can just come. But what do

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<v Speaker 1>you make it faces for? You think that's how we're

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<v Speaker 1>going to make money by charging someone five dollars for

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<v Speaker 1>a ticket to come sit and watch his dumb podcast

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<v Speaker 1>for twenty minutes. Wow, it's the matter with you? Wow?

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<v Speaker 2>No, it would be on site point, so other people

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<v Speaker 2>would get to eat it with us, and we could

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<v Speaker 2>take questions and it would be super fun.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't see that being a thing, Okay. I just

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<v Speaker 1>don't see it being successful.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so you're manifesting a different dream than me. It's fine.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't The word manifest I think doesn't make sense there.

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<v Speaker 1>It does. Isn't that a list of like people that

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<v Speaker 1>people want to kill right when they right? That's a manifesto? Ohfest,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a list a manifest.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, yes, there's a flight manifest too. So when you're

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<v Speaker 2>saying you're manifesting something, you're like thinking it's going to happen.

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<v Speaker 2>You wrote it down, you dreaming about it, but clearly

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<v Speaker 2>it did not connect with you.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Well, anyway, I don't think we're gonna do that.

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<v Speaker 1>We would we would like to take a road trip

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<v Speaker 1>maybe and just go shopping for Cereal. I think that's

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<v Speaker 1>cool and we can say, hey, everybody, meet us at

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<v Speaker 1>the Piggy Wiggly. We're going to pick up the new

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<v Speaker 1>box of frosted miniweeds there.

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<v Speaker 2>So what you'd rather do is send out a tweet saying, hey, guys,

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<v Speaker 2>we're at the cereal store, come meet us.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right. I think people will weirdo. You're a weirdo.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll find out what area has the biggest conglomeration of

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<v Speaker 1>people that listen to us.

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<v Speaker 2>Me sitting in a car with you for probably longer

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<v Speaker 2>than like two hours, i'd.

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<v Speaker 1>You will look just like that. Yeah, I'll go crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>All right. Thank you for listening to Serial Killers. Hope

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<v Speaker 1>you have a great weekend. If you want to send

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<v Speaker 1>us cereal, please DM us, and we'll let you know

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<v Speaker 1>where to send it, and we'll send you a T shirt.

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<v Speaker 1>It's one of those fantastic, bright yellow looking T shirts

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<v Speaker 1>that nobody will ever wear. Listen, I were mine to sleep.

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<v Speaker 1>It's great and I actually have seen some people wear it,

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<v Speaker 1>so thank you very much. You're do you think people

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<v Speaker 1>are like, what is that? And they ask them what

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<v Speaker 1>Serial Killers is? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, listen, I see where our podcast is being listened to.

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<v Speaker 2>We're on the top food podcast charts in Japan, which

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<v Speaker 2>I have to go back to after this episode.

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<v Speaker 1>Suck. What if their food must really suck if we're

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<v Speaker 1>on there, Who knows.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe that's why I think if we made this a

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<v Speaker 2>YouTube show and we ate the cereal, we would be

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<v Speaker 2>in the food category of YouTube where it's like muck

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<v Speaker 2>Bonders and people love that we try to eat large

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<v Speaker 2>amounts of cereal.

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<v Speaker 1>We tried it. We tried it, We tried it.

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<v Speaker 2>We tried it with Jake watching us. I'm telling you,

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<v Speaker 2>if we put GoPros up here.

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<v Speaker 1>You said you were gonna do that, put them out.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't have one hundred and fifty dollars to spend

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<v Speaker 2>right now.

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<v Speaker 1>We have go pros in the back. What are you

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<v Speaker 1>doing with your hands? Just charge them and stick them

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<v Speaker 1>on top of the microphones. Okay, I don't like being

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<v Speaker 1>like recorded, so but if it's just sitting there, I

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<v Speaker 1>won't know. Okay, you know, I feel like you have

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<v Speaker 1>to kind of like do more stuff when there's a

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<v Speaker 1>camera on you. I feel like I already do the most.

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<v Speaker 1>So Okay, on that note, let's end it. Follow us

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<v Speaker 1>on social media at serial Killers PC, snapping a Z

0:19:06.119 --> 0:19:09.800
<v Speaker 1>for meation attitudes. Have the best weekend ever? Will know

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<v Speaker 1>what that is on Monday. I think Danielle will be

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<v Speaker 1>joining us on Monday for an exciting new episode of

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<v Speaker 1>Serial Killers. So have a great weekend. Great say flight

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<v Speaker 1>back to Japan, buddy? All right, until we see.

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<v Speaker 2>A parachute doesn't open and fall in the water.

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<v Speaker 1>We see you again. Crunch crunch. You know when we

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<v Speaker 1>say it, just say it at the same time. Ready, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>but crunch, crunch, crunch crunch. All right, you are I

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<v Speaker 1>can't such a turd. Nobody says turd? What do you two? Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I am. You just heard you just threw your millennial

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<v Speaker 1>box and cracked the screen.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, your jen X Dingledonger is going off