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Speaker 1: waiting to throw the flying spaghetti monster at me. And

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Speaker 1: he did. He planted the flag right on your turf.

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Speaker 1: It was great. I appreciate it, and he it wasn't

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Speaker 1: a list. It was a draft. Those guys, those other

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Speaker 1: guys don't listen to the show. They had to be

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Speaker 1: told what was going on. They had to be told

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Speaker 1: it was all. It was all choreographed. Well I know,

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Speaker 1: I know choreographed when I hear it. All right, that

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Speaker 1: was choreographed. That was scripted radio is what it was.

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Speaker 1: I thought it was great. I thought the intentions were positive,

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Speaker 1: especially on a Thanksgiving holiday, especially when you were just

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Speaker 1: sitting around watching football all day. I don't even think

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Speaker 1: he did a show that night. I believe it was

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Speaker 1: tape recording all four hours. Yes, yeah, I was. Tape

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Speaker 1: recorders have made it. I was able to successfully predict

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Speaker 1: the outcome of all the Thanksgiving game. Uh yeah. We

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Speaker 1: taped it on a Monday, but we did a couple

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Speaker 1: of different versions. You know, Cowboys win, Cowboys lose, Bills win,

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Speaker 1: Bills lose, Bears win, Lions win, or the vice versa,

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Speaker 1: and we just went down, you know, Saints Falcon's and

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Speaker 1: then that's it, and we just put it all together

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Speaker 1: with some duct tape and some spit and there you go. Well,

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Speaker 1: at least it made Eddie's holiday, that's what it did.

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Speaker 1: So he was really Eddie was not there. Eddie was

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Speaker 1: not Eddie, and Cooper not there but me and Roberto. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but working class on the show we were. Eddie was

449
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Speaker 1: happy that he was drafted number one overall. So well,

450
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Speaker 1: that's just update on update love. You know. That's but

451
00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:41,440
Speaker 1: that's just like coaches praising other coaches, quarterbacks praising other quarterbacks.

452
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Speaker 1: That's that's how that works. We all know how that works.

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Speaker 1: All right, What are you done bitching about last week?

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Speaker 1: Because I don't think the audio is that bad, but

455
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Speaker 1: apparently some people did. The best part is is that

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Speaker 1: was still even as bad as it was, people still

457
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Speaker 1: uploaded it and listened to it. That's all I really

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Speaker 1: care about. Just like when they drive down the highway,

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Speaker 1: they drive dow on the interstate and they see in

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Speaker 1: a sixteen car pile up on the side of the road.

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Speaker 1: They stopped and they called the terms rubber necking. We

462
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Speaker 1: had a lot of rubber neckers last week. They couldn't

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Speaker 1: believe that a professional broadcaster, a guy that's been on

464
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Speaker 1: the radio for twenty years, would put his name on

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Speaker 1: an amateur like Mr. Microphone type of podcast. You know

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Speaker 1: what they say, you get what you pay for Ben

467
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Speaker 1: mallor you get what you pay for, you get what

468
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Speaker 1: you pay for guests, gon get what you pay for

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Speaker 1: all right, Uh, let's let's get to study this, all right.

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Speaker 1: Fox Sports Radio has the best sports talk lineup in

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Speaker 1: where we look at actual studies and we say is

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Speaker 1: it real or is it bullshit? And this is a

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Speaker 1: tribute to one of my favorite TV shows, Penn and

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Speaker 1: Teller's Bullshit, which which on what was our showtime for years.

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Speaker 1: I've been on a long time, but I love that

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Speaker 1: show because they had examined something and they'd say is

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Speaker 1: this real or is this bullshit? And so that's what

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Speaker 1: we do. Plus it's another way for me, just one

482
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Speaker 1: of my hobbies is reading these dopey studies, and so

483
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Speaker 1: it's a way to say, hey, I'm actually working, Like

484
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Speaker 1: when my wife says, why why are you reading those

485
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Speaker 1: stupid studies and I say that I won't work, you know,

486
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Speaker 1: I'm working on the podcast. That's what I'm doing, trying

487
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Speaker 1: to find content for the podcast. I love you. You

488
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Speaker 1: read stupid stories, and you take trips to Seattle to

489
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Speaker 1: get away from your wife. That doesn't bode well for

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Speaker 1: mrs Happy marriage. That's the way to do it. Go

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Speaker 1: go a few you know, thousand miles away. That's the

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Speaker 1: way to do it. So well, the first study up

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Speaker 1: here the holidays upon us and said Thanksgiving, got Christmas, Hannock,

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Speaker 1: Kwanza and all that coming up later in the month,

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Speaker 1: and so the average person. According a new study, how

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Speaker 1: long can the average person last with their family over

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Speaker 1: the holidays before they reach their breaking point? Um, I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna say five hours, So you're gonna go five hours

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Speaker 1: at your final answer as my final answer, All right,

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Speaker 1: you are, You're close, but not right. It's actually only

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Speaker 1: four hours the average person can only last. Corner to

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Speaker 1: a new survey, they reveal that a quarter of adults

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Speaker 1: seek solitude in a relatives home during the holiday gatherings.

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Speaker 1: Two and five people say that getting together with family

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Speaker 1: for the holidays is almost always a stressful time of

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Speaker 1: the year. And I know a lot of times you

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Speaker 1: have to like go from house to house, Like if

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Speaker 1: you're married, you've got like kids, you have to bounce

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Speaker 1: that see everyone if they live near you. You know

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Speaker 1: and and all that. So, but you don't have well,

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Speaker 1: your family spread out, most of your wife's family that

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Speaker 1: they're here in southern California, right, Yeah, like I have

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Speaker 1: my my dad's the only all my other relatives live

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Speaker 1: in different states. Uh. My brothers got out of California

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Speaker 1: years ago. And uh and yeah, so I don't have

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Speaker 1: I don't have anybody out here other my dad. But

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Speaker 1: my dad doesn't drive outside of Orange County where he

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Speaker 1: lives because he does not believe that he that's like

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Speaker 1: a it's it's kind of like Nick Foles can't leave

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Speaker 1: Philadelphia or he starts stinking. You know, my dad can't

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Speaker 1: leave the o C. I don't live in Newport. He

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Speaker 1: lives in a working class community. Is where he lives.

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Speaker 1: All right? Um, moving on class clowns corny to news study.

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Speaker 1: Most students, this is not this is not bullshit. This

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Speaker 1: is accurate. I don't think I need to study for this.

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Speaker 1: Most students appreciate teachers with a sense of humor about that.

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Speaker 1: I believe that one. But isn't this common sense? Right?

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Speaker 1: You know? What it was? In this common sense? What

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Speaker 1: I mean by that is the fact that yeah, just

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Speaker 1: in life and Jim, you want the one. You don't

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Speaker 1: want to have a sense of humor. He's your doctor.

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Speaker 1: Before you're going into an operation, you don't want your

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Speaker 1: doctor to have a sense of you. You probably don't

534
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Speaker 1: want like if you know you're you're not shooting, you

535
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Speaker 1: don't want the police officer to be cracking jokes. But

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Speaker 1: outside of those situations, humor is always the way to go, right,

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Speaker 1: do you wanna do you want to pilot that's got humor? Uh? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I've been on like Southwest Airlines flights with little crack

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Speaker 1: jokes and all that and over the p A system.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, actually flying doesn't the plane fly itself? I thought,

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Speaker 1: you know. I mean, I've been on flights for the pilot.

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Speaker 1: We've gone through some really choppy turbulence and he'll he'll

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Speaker 1: come on the p A and say, well, we got

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Speaker 1: lucky there, just like you gotta be shitty you right out.

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Speaker 1: So I don't mind having a little bit of levity

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Speaker 1: with with a doctor. But teachers, I think it comes

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Speaker 1: and goes with depending on the individual. What about what

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Speaker 1: what coaches were you like that with your coaches? Did

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Speaker 1: you like serious coaches or well? Well, usually when I

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Speaker 1: when I play. I think most teams are like this.

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Speaker 1: You have the hard ass, hard oh coach, and then

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Speaker 1: you it's good cop, bad cop. Right, there's always only

553
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Speaker 1: like one coach is like the good guy that loves

554
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Speaker 1: you and looks out for you and knows all about

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Speaker 1: your life. And then there's the other hard oh that

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Speaker 1: because they got a rude you know you work out.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if that's like that anymore, because everyone's

558
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Speaker 1: a pussy well of these days. But that's how it

559
00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:01,360
Speaker 1: was when I was playing football, and like the hard

560
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Speaker 1: old guy, it was like just all about it, and

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Speaker 1: then the other guy was like cool, mellow, you know

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Speaker 1: what kind of Yeah. I found out no such thing

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Speaker 1: as hell Week anymore at the prep level, and obviously

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Speaker 1: you don't like that anymore of the college ranks either.

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Speaker 1: So I'm happy to say that I am a product

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Speaker 1: of hell Week and my life has turned into hell life. There,

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Speaker 1: it's all, it's all tied together. All right, we're doing

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Speaker 1: study this, h what's next? Alright, let's see if you

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Speaker 1: can figure out another question for Gascon and for you

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Speaker 1: listening to the podcast. And here it is new study out.

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Speaker 1: The average person will watch how many hours of television

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Speaker 1: in there lifetime. Oh man, Um, well, let's just say,

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Speaker 1: for argument's sake, that an individual lives for an average

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Speaker 1: of seventies six years. Alright, Um, I will say an

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Speaker 1: individual watches about thirty years worth of television their entire life.

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Speaker 1: How many hours with it? Um, take your time. Uh

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Speaker 1: so that'll be that'll be about three hundred thousand hours. Wow. Well, you,

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Speaker 1: much like Eddie Garcia on the radio show, you have

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Speaker 1: ruined the question. You have gone so high. You have

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Speaker 1: ruined the question. Because remember this is a survey, so

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Speaker 1: there's people that don't watch that much television mixed with

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Speaker 1: people that do watch a lot of television. Un those,

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Speaker 1: you get the median. You get the median according to

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Speaker 1: the study, once people start watching television over the course

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Speaker 1: of their lives. According to a recent survey, this is

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Speaker 1: what this was done in Britain, so maybe it's different

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Speaker 1: in America, but the average TV viewer will watch almost

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Speaker 1: seventy nine thousand hours of programming from movies, sports, news,

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Speaker 1: entertainment in their lifetime. Yeah. Can you preface this question

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Speaker 1: with the origin of the country, please. I think we're

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Speaker 1: all the same, We're all sharing this planet, We're all

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Speaker 1: the same. And we all live in the in the

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Speaker 1: world of Earth, the ecosystem of Earth. You can't say

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Speaker 1: no borders, no borders, guests, globalist. We're not gonna say

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Speaker 1: the United States without fast food and without television, that's

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Speaker 1: like to the things that we were most proud of. Well,

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Speaker 1: they say that each year in the UK anyway, that

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Speaker 1: on a on a daily basis, people watch three and

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Speaker 1: a half hours of TV. That goes to one thousand,

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Speaker 1: two hundred forty eight hours each year. I would argue

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Speaker 1: that because people have other things going on, maybe like

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Speaker 1: a job and they have responsibilities, that that seems about

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Speaker 1: right for America. Like you, how can you really have

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Speaker 1: a life where you watch more than three and a

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Speaker 1: half hours of television? And I don't even think I

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Speaker 1: watched that much anymore. I'm on the Internet all the time.

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Speaker 1: I'm probably the internet twelve hours a day, but maybe

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Speaker 1: longer than that. But I don't like the actual teller

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Speaker 1: I watched TV. I guess based on the Internet. But

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Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, but NFL Sundays, you're watching at least

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Speaker 1: nine hours with the content. Okay, yeah, but I'm not

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Speaker 1: like on a Wednesday. I mean I might I'll watch

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Speaker 1: I'll flip around some NBA games at night, but that's

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Speaker 1: part of the job. Baseball season, baseball season. Uh you

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Speaker 1: know again, but it's I'm looking for content for the show.

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Speaker 1: So it's not like, um, you know, for my entertainment minute,

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Speaker 1: I'm a renaissance. Well and we're a fraction of the

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Speaker 1: of the country that it's actually a sports fan. So

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Speaker 1: I think a lot of people binge watch HBO, Netflix, Showtime, Hulu,

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Speaker 1: all of these networks are created so people just sit

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Speaker 1: and watch, sit and watch. I think the numbers Wait,

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Speaker 1: I think the numbers doubled here in the United States

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Speaker 1: the one it is in the UK. Alright, well, let's uh,

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Speaker 1: I disagree that. Let's let's move on the survey because

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Speaker 1: double would mean that would mean seven hours a day

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Speaker 1: of television. Again, I don't think it's another study. Slash

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Speaker 1: survey reveals the age that many people give up working out,

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Speaker 1: that they throw in the towel, they quit, They show

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Speaker 1: no one bad ambition, They say that see I'm done,

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Speaker 1: I'm out of here, see you later. Is this here

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Speaker 1: in the United States? Yes, this is here in the

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Speaker 1: United I'm gonna long Americans, man, I'm gonna go low

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Speaker 1: in this, I'm gonna say twenty three. Uh no, like

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Speaker 1: my gut tells me forty one, but I say twenty three.

635
00:34:25,520 --> 00:34:28,279
Speaker 1: I know that is incorrect. Uh, what was your good

636
00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:31,239
Speaker 1: what did you get tell? Oh, so you looked at

637
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Speaker 1: the story. I didn't look at the story. It's cheated

638
00:34:33,239 --> 00:34:37,759
Speaker 1: because the numbers forty one cheating that. I had those

639
00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:40,920
Speaker 1: two thoughts because one here, we're in southern California, so

640
00:34:40,960 --> 00:34:44,440
Speaker 1: I think California, I think New York. I think Massachusetts,

641
00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:48,279
Speaker 1: in Florida and probably Texas lead away an exercise, but

642
00:34:48,360 --> 00:34:51,600
Speaker 1: everywhere else in the middle of the country not so much.

643
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:57,320
Speaker 1: They're not going to the twenty four hour Jim after work. Yeah.

644
00:34:57,600 --> 00:35:01,120
Speaker 1: They claim the most common barrier was not having time

645
00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:06,040
Speaker 1: sided their schedule as the main reason why they stopped

646
00:35:06,080 --> 00:35:09,480
Speaker 1: working out. And many of these people said that they

647
00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:12,279
Speaker 1: could not work out because they were too old to

648
00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:15,080
Speaker 1: get back to the gym, and uh, they should go

649
00:35:15,120 --> 00:35:17,239
Speaker 1: to the gym. I go to everyone's a million years old.

650
00:35:17,239 --> 00:35:19,000
Speaker 1: I'm like the youngest person there, and I feel like

651
00:35:19,040 --> 00:35:21,520
Speaker 1: I'm kind of old now. So, Uh, there's a lot

652
00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:23,160
Speaker 1: in the morning, there's a lot of like older people

653
00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:25,480
Speaker 1: that work out. That's what I've I've noticed, but it

654
00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:27,520
Speaker 1: is one of those things if you don't. If you stop,

655
00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:30,080
Speaker 1: it's hard to start again, you know what I mean,

656
00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:33,240
Speaker 1: Like you gotta keep going or otherwise you'll just find

657
00:35:33,239 --> 00:35:36,480
Speaker 1: any reason to cut corners. Like I've got to have

658
00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:39,600
Speaker 1: a turkey sandwich on Wednesday at noon. I don't think

659
00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:41,319
Speaker 1: I can work out that day because I gotta, you know,

660
00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:44,000
Speaker 1: be okay to pick up my turkey. So I don't

661
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:46,239
Speaker 1: know about you, but if I don't work out, then

662
00:35:46,239 --> 00:35:49,040
Speaker 1: everything else falls off the cliff, Like diet falls off

663
00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:51,960
Speaker 1: the cliff. I eat ship, I drink bad, I don't

664
00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:55,920
Speaker 1: sleep like it's just it's the dominoes that fall. So

665
00:35:55,960 --> 00:35:59,160
Speaker 1: if I don't exercisee then everything else just I compound

666
00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:02,399
Speaker 1: the problem by not doing anything else healthy and then

667
00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:04,600
Speaker 1: it leads to some bad things obviously with with the

668
00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:07,919
Speaker 1: work not being sharp or whatever it may be. So yeah,

669
00:36:07,920 --> 00:36:09,560
Speaker 1: I need to do it. I need to work out,

670
00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:15,279
Speaker 1: which well, my my problem is that I when I

671
00:36:15,360 --> 00:36:17,600
Speaker 1: don't work out, even if I missed like a couple

672
00:36:17,600 --> 00:36:19,080
Speaker 1: of days, I think every time I eat something, I

673
00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:21,280
Speaker 1: think I'm gonna gave like a hundred pounds from eating

674
00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:23,879
Speaker 1: you know, bag of chips or something like that, because

675
00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:26,839
Speaker 1: I have this mental uh illness that when it comes

676
00:36:26,840 --> 00:36:28,160
Speaker 1: to that kind of stuff, like I work out. If

677
00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:30,560
Speaker 1: I don't work out, it's gonna be a nightmare. All right,

678
00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:32,319
Speaker 1: I'm moving on. Another study will do a few more

679
00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:37,240
Speaker 1: of these. Study finds that mental practice makes you better

680
00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:41,680
Speaker 1: at sinking pluts, not actually putting, but practicing in your

681
00:36:41,719 --> 00:36:45,040
Speaker 1: head is apparently just as important to Coin to his

682
00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:48,280
Speaker 1: study as getting in reps at the local putting green

683
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:51,080
Speaker 1: and I don't golf very often, guess go on, but

684
00:36:51,160 --> 00:36:54,560
Speaker 1: when I do, I am good. I am good. But

685
00:36:54,600 --> 00:36:58,960
Speaker 1: they're they're in Their study says that mental practice uh

686
00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:07,080
Speaker 1: observe Asian motor imagery actually enhances the ability to successfully

687
00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:11,719
Speaker 1: make punts. This rio bullshit. I think it's bullshit. I

688
00:37:11,760 --> 00:37:16,239
Speaker 1: think because couldn't she translate that into anything else baseball?

689
00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:19,919
Speaker 1: It's a combination. I don't. It's total bullshit. Didn't Kurt

690
00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:22,759
Speaker 1: Gibson in the nine World? Seriously he visualized hitting a

691
00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:24,480
Speaker 1: home run? Didn't he say that? Yeah? But he was

692
00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:26,840
Speaker 1: also hitting off of a t in the cages underneath

693
00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:30,960
Speaker 1: before he went out there. Yeah, he's I mean, and

694
00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:33,319
Speaker 1: he all start would imagine he all gotta believe you

695
00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:35,880
Speaker 1: can do it. Though he also knew the pitch that

696
00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:38,280
Speaker 1: was coming. He knew was a backdoor slide on the count.

697
00:37:40,719 --> 00:37:44,440
Speaker 1: The scattered report said that for Rectorssly, he still had

698
00:37:44,480 --> 00:37:47,240
Speaker 1: to hit it. Yeah, but he knew it was coming.

699
00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:49,919
Speaker 1: If you can telegraph a pitch, I think there's something

700
00:37:49,960 --> 00:37:51,840
Speaker 1: to this year, because you know, when I when I

701
00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:53,719
Speaker 1: get ready for the radio show, I mentally think the

702
00:37:53,760 --> 00:37:55,919
Speaker 1: show is gonna be good. I walked my head through

703
00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:59,239
Speaker 1: the show and try to get there. That's yeah, I do.

704
00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:02,279
Speaker 1: I'm a perfectionist. As you know, a type A, you're

705
00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:04,280
Speaker 1: a Type B. I'm a Type A. I'm an Alpha,

706
00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:07,160
Speaker 1: You're an omega. But do you visualize that as you're

707
00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:09,319
Speaker 1: looking at your stacks of paper for the show or

708
00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:11,160
Speaker 1: is it something that you just you know. I know

709
00:38:11,239 --> 00:38:13,160
Speaker 1: you like working with people that don't do prep and

710
00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:15,160
Speaker 1: you like to showing up. But I'm a prepared man.

711
00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:17,279
Speaker 1: I learned from Lee hack Saw Hamilton's when I was

712
00:38:17,320 --> 00:38:19,480
Speaker 1: an intern that you must be prepared at all times.

713
00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:23,040
Speaker 1: You cannot be dependent on the callers. You cannot, unfortunately,

714
00:38:23,040 --> 00:38:25,400
Speaker 1: be dependent on your co workers to help uh, and

715
00:38:25,480 --> 00:38:28,719
Speaker 1: so you have to be prepared just in case, just

716
00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:31,920
Speaker 1: in case you're on an island like Tom Hanks and

717
00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:34,799
Speaker 1: you're deserted by you, by yourself there outside of me,

718
00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:38,719
Speaker 1: who's your most reliable colleague? Well, you are not on

719
00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:42,000
Speaker 1: the reliable list because you provided audio that was out

720
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:44,879
Speaker 1: of a fish bowl or a baby monitor last week.

721
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:47,400
Speaker 1: So you're on my ship list right now. It's a

722
00:38:47,440 --> 00:38:50,759
Speaker 1: great fodder for the show, though, uh, you know it's not.

723
00:38:51,440 --> 00:38:56,960
Speaker 1: It's a great conversation starter. Outside of that, I mean

724
00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:59,799
Speaker 1: there's some people that are occasionally reliable, but I don't

725
00:38:59,800 --> 00:39:02,040
Speaker 1: know all the time reliable. I mean there's some people

726
00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:05,839
Speaker 1: that are run hot and cold. As they say. We'll

727
00:39:05,880 --> 00:39:08,840
Speaker 1: let the record reflect. Ben Mallard does not want to

728
00:39:09,360 --> 00:39:12,560
Speaker 1: praise anyone that's on his show. Well, no, I could

729
00:39:12,560 --> 00:39:15,640
Speaker 1: praise Roberto. I mean just Cooking with Roberto is a

730
00:39:15,719 --> 00:39:19,360
Speaker 1: fascinating segment of radio. It's a wonderful weather with Roberto.

731
00:39:19,360 --> 00:39:22,680
Speaker 1: Who doesn't love the Mexican Doppler? Everyone I can't get

732
00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:25,719
Speaker 1: enough of that except you. All right, another study here

733
00:39:25,760 --> 00:39:28,799
Speaker 1: the healthiest people in the world. What have I told you?

734
00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:31,400
Speaker 1: They have something in common here? They don't go to

735
00:39:31,440 --> 00:39:34,880
Speaker 1: the gym. How about that? I believe it. Those shots

736
00:39:34,960 --> 00:39:37,160
Speaker 1: that you take at people in the Midwest, the flyover

737
00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:38,640
Speaker 1: states that they go to the gym. Well, this is

738
00:39:38,640 --> 00:39:40,399
Speaker 1: in your face, guest Gut. I think it's the people

739
00:39:40,440 --> 00:39:45,200
Speaker 1: that are either in Africa or like in Europe. Well

740
00:39:45,239 --> 00:39:47,320
Speaker 1: they say they they the people that look at this

741
00:39:47,360 --> 00:39:49,839
Speaker 1: stuff say that they have blue zones, the world's blue

742
00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:54,200
Speaker 1: zones where they have the light highest life expectancy. And

743
00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:56,840
Speaker 1: they determined that in all these places on the globe,

744
00:39:57,480 --> 00:40:00,480
Speaker 1: there's no gym there. There's no l a Fitness or

745
00:40:00,520 --> 00:40:03,600
Speaker 1: twenty four hour Fitness or Gold's gym, there's none of them.

746
00:40:03,640 --> 00:40:08,320
Speaker 1: There's no weights, nobody's running marathons, nobody's joining hot yoga

747
00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:11,800
Speaker 1: classes or spin classes or any of that. These people

748
00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:17,360
Speaker 1: just live in places where they constantly have to be moving. Yeah,

749
00:40:17,520 --> 00:40:24,280
Speaker 1: right now in Japan, Italy, Costa Rica, Greece, Loma Loma, Linda, California.

750
00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:28,359
Speaker 1: That's odd. Yeah, but these people like grow gardens. They

751
00:40:28,400 --> 00:40:33,560
Speaker 1: walk through the day and they do small, small movements.

752
00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:38,440
Speaker 1: But just moving naturally throughout the day is the key, supposedly.

753
00:40:38,719 --> 00:40:41,399
Speaker 1: But did you see that stat in the story here

754
00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:44,439
Speaker 1: that they said that a hundred years ago, only ten

755
00:40:44,520 --> 00:40:47,560
Speaker 1: percent of people had a sedentary job. So I can

756
00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:51,279
Speaker 1: you go back to nineteen nineteen, only ten percent of

757
00:40:51,280 --> 00:40:56,520
Speaker 1: people had a sedentary job. Today it's nine percent of

758
00:40:56,600 --> 00:41:00,000
Speaker 1: people sit on their ass and that's their gig. That's awful,

759
00:41:00,280 --> 00:41:04,640
Speaker 1: And I'm included now, we're included to the station. But

760
00:41:04,760 --> 00:41:08,040
Speaker 1: you're laying down though, when you do your show's sitting

761
00:41:08,040 --> 00:41:11,480
Speaker 1: down like truck drivers and do that or Roberto or

762
00:41:11,560 --> 00:41:15,000
Speaker 1: Coop or Eddie. You you lay down, your feet kicked

763
00:41:15,080 --> 00:41:19,000
Speaker 1: up on the on the studio tabletops. You better we're

764
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:22,040
Speaker 1: doing this podcast. Well, I like to be comfortable and

765
00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:24,600
Speaker 1: I like to be relatable something that you don't know about.

766
00:41:24,680 --> 00:41:27,120
Speaker 1: But I believe in the onward and upward strategies. What

767
00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:29,839
Speaker 1: I believe in here and that is my philosophy on

768
00:41:29,880 --> 00:41:33,600
Speaker 1: all this dot com. Check it out. Yeah that's pretty cool.

769
00:41:33,600 --> 00:41:38,279
Speaker 1: Al right, bye bye birdie. A new study finds that

770
00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:41,359
Speaker 1: in North America, this is from the environmentalist guest gun,

771
00:41:41,960 --> 00:41:46,520
Speaker 1: birds are getting smaller and they are blaming climate change

772
00:41:47,120 --> 00:41:49,880
Speaker 1: about that. They say that birds are shrinking in size

773
00:41:49,960 --> 00:41:54,520
Speaker 1: according to a new study. Now, I have not noticed this.

774
00:41:55,239 --> 00:41:57,799
Speaker 1: I have not I see plenty of birds around and

775
00:41:57,840 --> 00:42:01,480
Speaker 1: I have not noticed that they're smaller birds at all.

776
00:42:01,480 --> 00:42:03,719
Speaker 1: But they seem convinced that it's all because of the

777
00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:06,360
Speaker 1: evil human beings that the birds are smaller. Now do

778
00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:08,840
Speaker 1: you buy that? Guesscount you believe that the birds have

779
00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:11,319
Speaker 1: decided to go lean and mean? Now? And is that

780
00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:13,560
Speaker 1: a bad thing? Why we always fat shame big people?

781
00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:15,480
Speaker 1: So maybe it's good the birds have decided to lose

782
00:42:15,520 --> 00:42:16,960
Speaker 1: and weight and get a little smaller. How about that?

783
00:42:17,040 --> 00:42:22,520
Speaker 1: I don't believe it. Yeah, I'm skeptical about this also,

784
00:42:22,840 --> 00:42:26,640
Speaker 1: I mean, there's so many, so many goddamn birds, all right,

785
00:42:26,760 --> 00:42:28,279
Speaker 1: how the hell are you going to do in an

786
00:42:28,280 --> 00:42:31,319
Speaker 1: actual study that determines, you know, and plus it's the

787
00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:34,600
Speaker 1: entire you go for. I know, birds flock and go around,

788
00:42:34,640 --> 00:42:36,279
Speaker 1: but you know the birds and are the birds in

789
00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:39,440
Speaker 1: Minnesota the smaller the same size as they are in

790
00:42:39,880 --> 00:42:43,359
Speaker 1: Kansas City, or you know, go down to Nashville or

791
00:42:43,880 --> 00:42:47,080
Speaker 1: uh you know, Maryetta Georgia. I mean, come on, what

792
00:42:47,080 --> 00:42:49,600
Speaker 1: are you gonna be? Was it an ornithologist? That's what

793
00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:52,880
Speaker 1: it is? So studies birds? I don't know. You should

794
00:42:52,920 --> 00:42:54,839
Speaker 1: know what it is that you usually pluck out your

795
00:42:54,840 --> 00:42:56,680
Speaker 1: word of the day and use it and implemented in

796
00:42:56,760 --> 00:42:58,799
Speaker 1: one of your shows. I used to do that, but

797
00:42:58,840 --> 00:43:03,399
Speaker 1: that died like five years ago. Thanks for listening, big

798
00:43:03,440 --> 00:43:07,080
Speaker 1: fan of the show. Do well, that's why don't we

799
00:43:07,160 --> 00:43:11,080
Speaker 1: close out to study this on this particular question. Uh?

800
00:43:11,160 --> 00:43:14,000
Speaker 1: And a new study finds that the people that are

801
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:18,760
Speaker 1: the worst gift givers in your life are are blank?

802
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:22,880
Speaker 1: Like who in your life is the worst? The wealthiest?

803
00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:28,880
Speaker 1: That's they say that coworkers and in laws are the

804
00:43:28,920 --> 00:43:34,560
Speaker 1: worst gift givers. Quite your new study. I can agree

805
00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:37,280
Speaker 1: with co workers. Yeah, I've gotten some real ship gifts

806
00:43:37,280 --> 00:43:40,280
Speaker 1: from co workers. Like half asked, why would you expect

807
00:43:40,280 --> 00:43:44,680
Speaker 1: a gift from a coworker anyway? Well, we used to

808
00:43:44,680 --> 00:43:47,560
Speaker 1: do like Secret Santa and things like that. But there's

809
00:43:47,600 --> 00:43:50,440
Speaker 1: just a giant wage gap between you and everyone else

810
00:43:50,480 --> 00:43:52,880
Speaker 1: that works on your show, like three million dollars to

811
00:43:53,440 --> 00:43:59,520
Speaker 1: minimum wage. How does that compute? Right, It's unbelievable. But

812
00:43:59,560 --> 00:44:02,640
Speaker 1: I wouldn't I wouldn't take offense to a co worker

813
00:44:02,719 --> 00:44:04,920
Speaker 1: giving me any kind of gift. Like Jonas Knox does

814
00:44:04,960 --> 00:44:08,040
Speaker 1: a fun little gig every year during Christmas where he

815
00:44:08,080 --> 00:44:10,279
Speaker 1: goes to the liquor store he gets scratchers for the

816
00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:13,160
Speaker 1: entire team. Yeah, so I think that's kind of cool.

817
00:44:13,160 --> 00:44:15,040
Speaker 1: I'm not asking for a lot, or I wouldn't expect

818
00:44:15,080 --> 00:44:17,160
Speaker 1: a lot of Jonas does that, but he expects you,

819
00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:19,680
Speaker 1: if you actually win, to share the sugar. So what

820
00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:21,400
Speaker 1: so what? I would do the same thing, though, I

821
00:44:21,440 --> 00:44:23,759
Speaker 1: would if I want to kick down a little something

822
00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:25,480
Speaker 1: for for you on the bottom of the ticket. Why not?

823
00:44:26,600 --> 00:44:28,000
Speaker 1: Do you think Jonas is gonna show up at the

824
00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:32,040
Speaker 1: Ugly Sweater Party? No, no, definitely not. It's too far.

825
00:44:32,120 --> 00:44:34,320
Speaker 1: It's not working. This is the first year I believe

826
00:44:34,360 --> 00:44:36,239
Speaker 1: he's not working. He usually works the night of the

827
00:44:36,320 --> 00:44:38,319
Speaker 1: Ugly Sweater Party. But he's actually not working, so he

828
00:44:38,360 --> 00:44:44,279
Speaker 1: could technically attend. Although it's like driving from like l

829
00:44:44,360 --> 00:44:48,160
Speaker 1: A to San Francisco as from where I lived to

830
00:44:48,280 --> 00:44:51,279
Speaker 1: him or Vegas from You know, I've done that drive.

831
00:44:51,320 --> 00:44:54,719
Speaker 1: It sucks. I've done the drive. I've done the l

832
00:44:54,760 --> 00:44:57,480
Speaker 1: A San Francisco drive. You do that a lot. You

833
00:44:57,760 --> 00:45:00,800
Speaker 1: do the l A Sacramento drive. Like have eclipsed a

834
00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:03,680
Speaker 1: hundred fifty thousand miles on my car, Ben, I have

835
00:45:03,719 --> 00:45:07,000
Speaker 1: owned the car for five years. Is that bad? Wow?

836
00:45:07,160 --> 00:45:09,799
Speaker 1: How about you? Occasionally this thing is called rental cars.

837
00:45:09,840 --> 00:45:12,239
Speaker 1: You can leave the mileage off your car, and that

838
00:45:12,280 --> 00:45:15,360
Speaker 1: way you hold onto your car's value. I'm gonna do

839
00:45:15,400 --> 00:45:18,080
Speaker 1: a better job of It's too late now you might

840
00:45:18,120 --> 00:45:19,880
Speaker 1: as well just keep driving the thing into the ground.

841
00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:22,440
Speaker 1: Maybe I should paint the car teal and just make

842
00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:24,640
Speaker 1: it look as shitty as possible to match the mileage

843
00:45:24,680 --> 00:45:27,200
Speaker 1: on it. How about that you could? You could do that,

844
00:45:27,280 --> 00:45:30,400
Speaker 1: and maybe you'd have a entertainment pop culture legend like

845
00:45:30,480 --> 00:45:33,600
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey say how beautiful your car looks, and that

846
00:45:33,600 --> 00:45:35,439
Speaker 1: I like that color. By the way, have you gotten

847
00:45:35,480 --> 00:45:37,960
Speaker 1: any kind of comments yet from Kenny Albert or for

848
00:45:38,120 --> 00:45:40,680
Speaker 1: many of your ESPN colleagues on the East coast that

849
00:45:40,719 --> 00:45:44,160
Speaker 1: watched our our broadcasts a couple of weeks ago. No,

850
00:45:44,239 --> 00:45:47,480
Speaker 1: I have not heard from anyone. Wonder why is the

851
00:45:47,520 --> 00:45:49,840
Speaker 1: game was fifty six to nothing. Maybe that's why they

852
00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:52,680
Speaker 1: didn't know that going in. Remember stats tell you what happened,

853
00:45:52,680 --> 00:45:57,840
Speaker 1: not what's gonna happen. All right, thank you? All right? Anyway,

854
00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:00,520
Speaker 1: Here are the the I'm a list of the ten

855
00:46:00,640 --> 00:46:04,440
Speaker 1: actual worst gifts that you can get over the holidays.

856
00:46:04,840 --> 00:46:06,560
Speaker 1: You want to take a guess at some of these here.

857
00:46:07,280 --> 00:46:11,279
Speaker 1: I'm gonna this for adults, are for kids too. I

858
00:46:11,280 --> 00:46:15,000
Speaker 1: think it's mostly for adults. Like, okay, so worst of

859
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:16,960
Speaker 1: what I got to say this any kind of exercise

860
00:46:16,960 --> 00:46:20,839
Speaker 1: equipment or a gym membership did not make the list.

861
00:46:21,239 --> 00:46:23,880
Speaker 1: Did not make the list. I don't see it on here. Wow,

862
00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:27,080
Speaker 1: I know people are getting here for that pelotonin. Uh yeah,

863
00:46:27,080 --> 00:46:30,920
Speaker 1: that's so stupid. Alcohol but with no lives on the

864
00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:33,480
Speaker 1: internet that losers that get complained and run around looking

865
00:46:33,480 --> 00:46:35,919
Speaker 1: for things to complain about. Alcohol is on the list.

866
00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:41,160
Speaker 1: Liquor is number six on the list. Liquor socks. Socks

867
00:46:41,239 --> 00:46:47,839
Speaker 1: is number three, all right, number three? How about underwear? Underwear?

868
00:46:47,920 --> 00:46:50,120
Speaker 1: I don't see it on here, only because I think

869
00:46:50,160 --> 00:46:53,360
Speaker 1: people most most people don't give other strangers underwear. You

870
00:46:53,400 --> 00:46:56,000
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. I like it. Ever, know, well,

871
00:46:56,200 --> 00:46:59,360
Speaker 1: you you're a unique anyone on special case study. I

872
00:46:59,360 --> 00:47:05,160
Speaker 1: know you, Um you love the underwear. How about movie passes?

873
00:47:06,520 --> 00:47:09,200
Speaker 1: Uh no, let's let me just give you the let's

874
00:47:09,239 --> 00:47:13,280
Speaker 1: just boring. Uh. Number ten is coffee. These are the actual,

875
00:47:13,400 --> 00:47:15,520
Speaker 1: according to this, the worst gifts you can get. Number

876
00:47:15,560 --> 00:47:20,759
Speaker 1: ten is coffee. Number nine is a photo calendar. Yeah,

877
00:47:20,840 --> 00:47:23,160
Speaker 1: like if somebody else's family or something, or even if

878
00:47:23,160 --> 00:47:26,440
Speaker 1: it's just a generic photo count. Number eight is a candle,

879
00:47:28,239 --> 00:47:31,000
Speaker 1: all right, can you imagine getting a candle? Oh good,

880
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:32,359
Speaker 1: I get to burn it and then I can throw

881
00:47:32,400 --> 00:47:36,279
Speaker 1: out the Look at Number seven is t you got

882
00:47:36,360 --> 00:47:40,880
Speaker 1: Number six liquor? Number five a coffee mugs A terrible gift.

883
00:47:41,360 --> 00:47:46,600
Speaker 1: Number four is a collection of lotions. Wow, take that

884
00:47:46,640 --> 00:47:48,840
Speaker 1: for what you want. Number three is socks. Number two

885
00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:55,320
Speaker 1: popcorn and the number one worst gift according to this study,

886
00:47:56,880 --> 00:48:02,920
Speaker 1: shower gel is the worst gift that you can get. Now,

887
00:48:02,920 --> 00:48:04,640
Speaker 1: it would it be in bad taste if you've got

888
00:48:04,680 --> 00:48:09,520
Speaker 1: someone popcorn with movie tickets, well, that would be the

889
00:48:09,560 --> 00:48:12,200
Speaker 1: gascon package, right, that would be you know, throwing a

890
00:48:12,239 --> 00:48:14,719
Speaker 1: candle on top there, candle in the wind and all

891
00:48:14,760 --> 00:48:19,120
Speaker 1: that little ocean people massage during the movie. Come down,

892
00:48:19,200 --> 00:48:25,880
Speaker 1: feed some popcorn. I'm sure you'd love the feeding. Very romantic,

893
00:48:26,520 --> 00:48:28,800
Speaker 1: So do the Charleston. We'll move on to the Charles is.

894
00:48:28,920 --> 00:48:32,239
Speaker 1: My new favorite college in the United States is in

895
00:48:32,280 --> 00:48:35,719
Speaker 1: the state of South Carolina. It is not Clemson, It

896
00:48:35,840 --> 00:48:39,399
Speaker 1: is not the game Cocks of South Carolina. I am

897
00:48:39,520 --> 00:48:45,000
Speaker 1: now a massive fan of the College of Charleston. Their

898
00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:48,560
Speaker 1: mascot there there there there teams are called the Cougar.

899
00:48:48,640 --> 00:48:50,520
Speaker 1: So the cougars are coming. The cougars are coming. You

900
00:48:50,560 --> 00:48:54,279
Speaker 1: now why gascon am I now the biggest fan of

901
00:48:54,280 --> 00:48:57,200
Speaker 1: the College of Charles. Everyone loves Cougars, but I don't

902
00:48:57,200 --> 00:48:59,040
Speaker 1: know why. So tell me why, all right? So I

903
00:48:59,080 --> 00:49:03,080
Speaker 1: am a very proud uncle. My niece just announced this

904
00:49:03,160 --> 00:49:05,319
Speaker 1: last week that you know, she lives in New York.

905
00:49:05,320 --> 00:49:07,319
Speaker 1: I don't see her very often. She lives in Manhattan,

906
00:49:07,600 --> 00:49:10,560
Speaker 1: but she has been accepted. Next year she will start

907
00:49:10,600 --> 00:49:14,600
Speaker 1: at that fine institution, the College of Charleston. Sided there

908
00:49:14,600 --> 00:49:17,600
Speaker 1: in the Colonial Athletic Associate their rivals. I looked it

909
00:49:17,680 --> 00:49:19,279
Speaker 1: up because I was like, who's arrivals Now that I'm

910
00:49:19,320 --> 00:49:23,480
Speaker 1: a fan of the College of Charleston, they played Delaware, Drexel, Hofstra,

911
00:49:24,320 --> 00:49:27,000
Speaker 1: James Madison, William and Mary and a bunch of other

912
00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:29,880
Speaker 1: schools like that, and this schools like they was founded

913
00:49:29,880 --> 00:49:33,600
Speaker 1: in the in seventeen seventy like the people that founded

914
00:49:33,600 --> 00:49:36,360
Speaker 1: it signed in the future. They signed the Declaration of

915
00:49:36,400 --> 00:49:40,319
Speaker 1: Independence and the Constitution. About that. That's pretty nice. Out

916
00:49:40,320 --> 00:49:43,920
Speaker 1: of state tuition ben twenty nine thousand dollars a year.

917
00:49:45,480 --> 00:49:48,120
Speaker 1: It's pretty good. My brother is doing pretty well. Apparently

918
00:49:48,200 --> 00:49:53,640
Speaker 1: that's pretty good. Yeah, that's pretty goody nine grand a year. Wow, congratulations,

919
00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:56,360
Speaker 1: Thank you. I'm excited about that. I'm trying to find

920
00:49:56,760 --> 00:49:59,120
Speaker 1: a College of Charleston hat. They don't have it in

921
00:49:59,160 --> 00:50:01,480
Speaker 1: my size, though, so I don't get a smaller hat.

922
00:50:01,520 --> 00:50:04,240
Speaker 1: So it's I'm looking. If you find a link, somebody

923
00:50:04,280 --> 00:50:06,319
Speaker 1: send me an email, because I have a size eight

924
00:50:06,360 --> 00:50:09,319
Speaker 1: have t head, big brain, big head, and I've been

925
00:50:09,400 --> 00:50:12,279
Speaker 1: unable to find a size eight College of Charleston hats.

926
00:50:12,320 --> 00:50:15,680
Speaker 1: Are you excepted? Though she's attending a public, liberal arts school,

927
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:19,080
Speaker 1: you're excited about that? I don't know. I'm happy for

928
00:50:19,200 --> 00:50:20,640
Speaker 1: she wanted to go there, that was her true I

929
00:50:20,640 --> 00:50:22,640
Speaker 1: don't know why she shows. Maybe she's a big Yankee fan.

930
00:50:22,680 --> 00:50:24,439
Speaker 1: You know, Brett Gardner went there. You know what. Yeah,

931
00:50:26,600 --> 00:50:29,280
Speaker 1: institution of higher learning in the United States that says

932
00:50:29,760 --> 00:50:32,759
Speaker 1: number thirteen. That's pretty good. Good luck to her. I'm

933
00:50:32,760 --> 00:50:36,360
Speaker 1: sure she'll be overwhelmed with propaganda on how to hate everything,

934
00:50:36,400 --> 00:50:38,319
Speaker 1: and that's not what you're do in college these days.

935
00:50:38,800 --> 00:50:44,000
Speaker 1: It depends saces. Yeah, you know, not at Saddleback Community College,

936
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:46,879
Speaker 1: but Saddleback they teach you, you you know, men to be men. Yeah,

937
00:50:47,480 --> 00:50:50,799
Speaker 1: women and we women all right time now for the

938
00:50:50,840 --> 00:50:55,080
Speaker 1: grab bag. These are actual questions from actual listeners like yourself.

939
00:50:56,120 --> 00:51:00,239
Speaker 1: The first one is from Jason in rock Mountain, a

940
00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:04,879
Speaker 1: Rocky Mountain, Virginia. He says, Ben is gascon as big

941
00:51:04,880 --> 00:51:09,160
Speaker 1: a priss as he sounds. All right, Uh, let's see

942
00:51:09,280 --> 00:51:14,200
Speaker 1: here priss or prick? No, he said PRIs. It's pr

943
00:51:14,360 --> 00:51:17,879
Speaker 1: I s as I was, you know, short for prissy, right,

944
00:51:17,920 --> 00:51:23,120
Speaker 1: which is I think the definition of that let's see here. Uh,

945
00:51:23,160 --> 00:51:28,759
Speaker 1: the definition would be be what, uh, let's see here

946
00:51:28,960 --> 00:51:34,560
Speaker 1: someone fussy acting in a fussy often used with kind

947
00:51:34,920 --> 00:51:41,840
Speaker 1: just annoying. I guess no, it's not it's yeah, yes, no,

948
00:51:42,640 --> 00:51:45,040
Speaker 1: not at all. I don't complain. I don't bitch and moan.

949
00:51:45,440 --> 00:51:48,680
Speaker 1: You complain all the time. You don't even realize you're complaining,

950
00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:53,080
Speaker 1: do you think so? I I just listen, go back

951
00:51:53,080 --> 00:51:55,040
Speaker 1: and listen. I know the last week you couldn't hear

952
00:51:55,040 --> 00:51:56,799
Speaker 1: it because it was recorded in a fish bowl, But

953
00:51:56,840 --> 00:52:01,080
Speaker 1: go back and listen. I have, unfortunately with my car

954
00:52:01,160 --> 00:52:04,080
Speaker 1: now is every time I turned my car on with

955
00:52:04,120 --> 00:52:07,600
Speaker 1: my bluetooth and my phone and automatically drops in the

956
00:52:07,600 --> 00:52:11,200
Speaker 1: fifth out with Ben mallar onto my on my stereo system.

957
00:52:11,280 --> 00:52:14,719
Speaker 1: So it's auditing. Yeah, it's good. It's absolutely amazing to

958
00:52:14,880 --> 00:52:18,320
Speaker 1: ramp up those numbers. No, not not prissy at all. Absolutely, Jason,

959
00:52:18,960 --> 00:52:20,560
Speaker 1: you nailed it. You know who this guy is, Keith

960
00:52:20,640 --> 00:52:23,759
Speaker 1: writes in Keith does not say where he's from. He says,

961
00:52:23,760 --> 00:52:26,600
Speaker 1: when you talk into a tin can, what brand does

962
00:52:26,640 --> 00:52:29,799
Speaker 1: guesscon prefer when recording the podcast? Does he like a

963
00:52:29,920 --> 00:52:34,160
Speaker 1: chili can or a can of corn chili? Of course,

964
00:52:34,400 --> 00:52:36,880
Speaker 1: so that last week's podcast was recorded on a chili can.

965
00:52:36,920 --> 00:52:38,839
Speaker 1: I don't think it was that bad though. I think

966
00:52:38,880 --> 00:52:41,120
Speaker 1: it made I think it made for a great conversation

967
00:52:41,160 --> 00:52:43,400
Speaker 1: on the radio, and I think people are really intrigued

968
00:52:43,400 --> 00:52:45,879
Speaker 1: about what's going to happen next, which is here said

969
00:52:45,880 --> 00:52:49,920
Speaker 1: now all right, moving on, and this one is from

970
00:52:50,200 --> 00:52:52,279
Speaker 1: let's see here. I didn't write down who this person

971
00:52:52,320 --> 00:52:54,319
Speaker 1: is from. I guess they don't want publicity. Is there

972
00:52:54,360 --> 00:52:56,840
Speaker 1: a better Ben mallor show memory than back in the

973
00:52:56,920 --> 00:53:00,160
Speaker 1: day when Sha La La La la, Larry Brown Ell

974
00:53:00,200 --> 00:53:05,400
Speaker 1: asleep at the news desk during an update That is

975
00:53:05,400 --> 00:53:08,200
Speaker 1: one of the great moments in show history. When we

976
00:53:08,239 --> 00:53:10,880
Speaker 1: did a top of the hour update, we tossed to

977
00:53:11,040 --> 00:53:16,600
Speaker 1: our newsman and did he get fired for that. No, no,

978
00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:19,000
Speaker 1: the board op had to run in and kind of

979
00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:21,600
Speaker 1: wake him up, and then no one was listening, so

980
00:53:21,920 --> 00:53:24,600
Speaker 1: he was. It was on the weekend overnight show. That

981
00:53:24,640 --> 00:53:26,279
Speaker 1: was a wild time. But we've I mean, there's have

982
00:53:26,280 --> 00:53:30,280
Speaker 1: been crazy things that have happened on this show, uh,

983
00:53:30,360 --> 00:53:32,640
Speaker 1: for for years. I would say the craziest, one of

984
00:53:32,680 --> 00:53:36,840
Speaker 1: the craziest that is underestimated is the time that I

985
00:53:37,040 --> 00:53:40,359
Speaker 1: walked out of the studio before the show to call

986
00:53:40,440 --> 00:53:44,359
Speaker 1: into a different show to have privacy, and this guy starts, hell,

987
00:53:44,400 --> 00:53:46,400
Speaker 1: are you on the radio and starts cursing at me,

988
00:53:47,040 --> 00:53:50,120
Speaker 1: and he says, I'm Henry Hill. I'm Henry fucking Hill,

989
00:53:50,400 --> 00:53:51,759
Speaker 1: and I have something to say. I want to be

990
00:53:51,760 --> 00:53:54,239
Speaker 1: on the radio right now. If for those that don't know,

991
00:53:54,280 --> 00:53:58,239
Speaker 1: you know who Henry Hill is, right, guest gar Yeah, Uh,

992
00:53:58,239 --> 00:54:00,560
Speaker 1: he's like killed people. Anyway, I thought it was just

993
00:54:00,640 --> 00:54:02,239
Speaker 1: some homeless guy and I just you know, I said,

994
00:54:02,239 --> 00:54:03,800
Speaker 1: I know, I'm not on the radio, I said, walked

995
00:54:03,840 --> 00:54:05,640
Speaker 1: out of the radio station and walked back into the

996
00:54:05,719 --> 00:54:08,520
Speaker 1: radio station. He starts banging on the door that's out

997
00:54:08,560 --> 00:54:11,799
Speaker 1: on Uh it's a pulvida. Starts banging on the door

998
00:54:11,960 --> 00:54:13,680
Speaker 1: right to get in, and I was like, oh, this

999
00:54:13,719 --> 00:54:15,279
Speaker 1: guy is full of ship. And then I went on

1000
00:54:15,440 --> 00:54:18,759
Speaker 1: Google and I looked and there was a photo of

1001
00:54:18,800 --> 00:54:22,520
Speaker 1: Henry Hill and hand the God. It was Henry Hill.

1002
00:54:23,040 --> 00:54:26,839
Speaker 1: Henry Hill was drunk. And this is years. He died

1003
00:54:26,880 --> 00:54:29,120
Speaker 1: a long time ago. He died probably about ten years ago.

1004
00:54:29,239 --> 00:54:33,680
Speaker 1: But he is the guy whose life story was the

1005
00:54:33,960 --> 00:54:35,960
Speaker 1: what I think is one of the greatest movies of

1006
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:38,320
Speaker 1: all the time, one of my top five movies, Good Fellas,

1007
00:54:39,480 --> 00:54:42,000
Speaker 1: and and and he like, you know, he did all

1008
00:54:42,040 --> 00:54:43,640
Speaker 1: this terrible stuff. And but but he was in the

1009
00:54:43,680 --> 00:54:46,920
Speaker 1: Witness Protection program and he lived just in in the

1010
00:54:46,960 --> 00:54:51,680
Speaker 1: area where we broadcast from in Los Angeles, and apparently

1011
00:54:51,760 --> 00:54:53,560
Speaker 1: he has had a little too much to drink that

1012
00:54:53,680 --> 00:54:55,360
Speaker 1: night and he wanted to get on the radio and

1013
00:54:55,400 --> 00:54:58,839
Speaker 1: he was wild. Man. That was a freaky night when

1014
00:54:58,840 --> 00:55:00,600
Speaker 1: I looked at that photo and I'm on the internet

1015
00:55:00,640 --> 00:55:04,600
Speaker 1: and it was him, Like, holy crap, what was this

1016
00:55:04,640 --> 00:55:07,080
Speaker 1: like at three o'clock in the morning or four, No,

1017
00:55:07,239 --> 00:55:10,239
Speaker 1: it was actually around midnight. It was around midness. It

1018
00:55:10,239 --> 00:55:12,400
Speaker 1: wasn't even late in the show. It's kind of earlier

1019
00:55:13,080 --> 00:55:15,520
Speaker 1: in the ship, maybe even a little earlier than that.

1020
00:55:15,960 --> 00:55:19,000
Speaker 1: And uh yeah, he's wandering around and all that part

1021
00:55:19,040 --> 00:55:21,520
Speaker 1: of the Uh was it the Cheesie crime family? Is

1022
00:55:21,520 --> 00:55:23,000
Speaker 1: that right? Or something you would have that would have

1023
00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:25,359
Speaker 1: been your best guests ever on your show? I mean

1024
00:55:25,480 --> 00:55:28,719
Speaker 1: the guests on your show have been really been poor.

1025
00:55:29,280 --> 00:55:32,080
Speaker 1: I'll tell Fred Dryer you don't think much of his work?

1026
00:55:32,680 --> 00:55:36,880
Speaker 1: Please please do? Yeah, very kind of you. Moving on

1027
00:55:37,160 --> 00:55:41,160
Speaker 1: a Dale from Lancaster City, Pennsylvania, says that's an Amish country.

1028
00:55:41,400 --> 00:55:44,160
Speaker 1: It's been tell weed Man Hippie to get ahold of me.

1029
00:55:44,320 --> 00:55:46,120
Speaker 1: I have a place he can stay with a few

1030
00:55:46,160 --> 00:55:50,040
Speaker 1: Amish folks that's from from Dale. Uh yeah, I think

1031
00:55:50,040 --> 00:55:52,399
Speaker 1: weed Man would do well in Amish country, right, although

1032
00:55:52,400 --> 00:55:54,160
Speaker 1: he wouldn't be able to use his Obama phone. I

1033
00:55:54,200 --> 00:55:56,279
Speaker 1: don't think that would be a problem. Yeah, definitely not.

1034
00:55:57,160 --> 00:55:59,600
Speaker 1: Mois is from Denver Rights and he says, Ben, I

1035
00:55:59,680 --> 00:56:02,200
Speaker 1: know your time off is coming up. So are the

1036
00:56:02,320 --> 00:56:06,120
Speaker 1: new intros? Have you given them to Eddie yet to practice?

1037
00:56:06,680 --> 00:56:10,680
Speaker 1: And what is his punishment if he laughs at them? Yeah? Uh,

1038
00:56:10,840 --> 00:56:12,840
Speaker 1: thank you, Moses. You have a good memory. Yeah. So

1039
00:56:12,960 --> 00:56:16,360
Speaker 1: every year when I go on my sabbatical, I write

1040
00:56:16,800 --> 00:56:20,440
Speaker 1: some new what they're called rejoins for the show. A right,

1041
00:56:20,520 --> 00:56:22,359
Speaker 1: some new rejoins the show, and I'll write a few

1042
00:56:22,360 --> 00:56:26,160
Speaker 1: of those out, because you know I usually does that,

1043
00:56:26,280 --> 00:56:28,760
Speaker 1: but not on our show. I have to do everything

1044
00:56:28,800 --> 00:56:30,920
Speaker 1: that's one man band, so I have to write these out.

1045
00:56:30,960 --> 00:56:33,120
Speaker 1: And so I guess it's hard to come up with

1046
00:56:33,160 --> 00:56:35,000
Speaker 1: these every year, and I don't want to repeat things

1047
00:56:35,040 --> 00:56:37,440
Speaker 1: I've used in the past, so I try to keep

1048
00:56:37,480 --> 00:56:40,440
Speaker 1: it fresh. Probably should do it every every other month,

1049
00:56:40,560 --> 00:56:43,560
Speaker 1: but we do it once a year clean house. And

1050
00:56:43,600 --> 00:56:45,160
Speaker 1: so I have to rewrite all these things, and I

1051
00:56:45,200 --> 00:56:47,000
Speaker 1: have to put the copy down, and then I gave

1052
00:56:47,040 --> 00:56:49,359
Speaker 1: it to Eddie last year and he proceeded to mock

1053
00:56:49,480 --> 00:56:54,080
Speaker 1: and laugh my work. Right, I mean, how how unprofessional.

1054
00:56:54,320 --> 00:56:56,280
Speaker 1: That's like something you would do, some kind of quackery

1055
00:56:56,360 --> 00:56:58,839
Speaker 1: that you would do. I guess I don't think so.

1056
00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:02,080
Speaker 1: I do think that You're You're Open needs to be

1057
00:57:02,200 --> 00:57:06,520
Speaker 1: tweaked and adjusted now as well. Oh, we we've not

1058
00:57:06,680 --> 00:57:10,279
Speaker 1: gotten many new opens. They're kind of settled into the open. No, no, no,

1059
00:57:10,280 --> 00:57:12,279
Speaker 1: I think I think Danny g is still in the

1060
00:57:12,320 --> 00:57:14,279
Speaker 1: open of the show. No, no, not. He hasn't been

1061
00:57:14,320 --> 00:57:17,040
Speaker 1: on the show and over two years. I think. Okay,

1062
00:57:17,120 --> 00:57:20,000
Speaker 1: let me rephrase you're welcome to the show. When you

1063
00:57:20,160 --> 00:57:23,040
Speaker 1: come on the air with your welcome, it needs to

1064
00:57:23,040 --> 00:57:25,760
Speaker 1: be tweaked a little bit. What's wrong with what I do?

1065
00:57:26,120 --> 00:57:29,000
Speaker 1: That's my that's my signature catch rage. I can't change that.

1066
00:57:29,080 --> 00:57:31,240
Speaker 1: But you used emanating for the last year, year and

1067
00:57:31,280 --> 00:57:32,800
Speaker 1: a half. I think what you need to say. I've

1068
00:57:32,880 --> 00:57:36,040
Speaker 1: used emanating for longer than that you have. Yeah, I've

1069
00:57:36,120 --> 00:57:38,360
Speaker 1: used it. I haven't been listening that long. Then, well,

1070
00:57:38,400 --> 00:57:40,960
Speaker 1: that's an homage to my friend who's the public address

1071
00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:44,200
Speaker 1: announcer for the Lakers. You need to, uh, you know,

1072
00:57:44,200 --> 00:57:47,960
Speaker 1: mix it up. I think you should use radiating. Radiating.

1073
00:57:47,960 --> 00:57:50,160
Speaker 1: I think, yeah, it's perfect for you. We are we

1074
00:57:50,200 --> 00:57:54,440
Speaker 1: are radiating live Fox Sports Radio studios. You can do illuminating.

1075
00:57:54,680 --> 00:57:57,560
Speaker 1: You could do that too. Those are good. It's perfect

1076
00:57:57,560 --> 00:58:00,200
Speaker 1: for you. Eleven to three o'clock. Yeah, we mean yeah,

1077
00:58:02,080 --> 00:58:05,080
Speaker 1: you know. People are used to it. They get upset

1078
00:58:05,240 --> 00:58:08,600
Speaker 1: when they change. They don't want change. Like they didn't

1079
00:58:08,600 --> 00:58:10,960
Speaker 1: want to hear the podcast recorded on the Baby Monitor

1080
00:58:11,120 --> 00:58:13,360
Speaker 1: last week. But you're so playful that you did that.

1081
00:58:14,080 --> 00:58:16,280
Speaker 1: They don't want to hear that. Listen. You've got two

1082
00:58:16,280 --> 00:58:23,800
Speaker 1: words for them. Funck off adapted overcome, Ben, that's wrong

1083
00:58:23,880 --> 00:58:26,600
Speaker 1: with these people. They like what I understand. You're not

1084
00:58:26,680 --> 00:58:31,120
Speaker 1: taking away from the audience by adding more to it. Alright,

1085
00:58:31,520 --> 00:58:35,280
Speaker 1: moving on here, I'm always know the customer. The customers

1086
00:58:35,280 --> 00:58:37,240
Speaker 1: always right, Derek from Boston. Right. So I feel like

1087
00:58:37,240 --> 00:58:39,680
Speaker 1: we've had this question before, Derek. He says, you guys

1088
00:58:39,760 --> 00:58:43,400
Speaker 1: consider pro video games a sport. What are your thoughts

1089
00:58:43,400 --> 00:58:47,720
Speaker 1: on pro e sports? Well, Derek, not as a sport

1090
00:58:47,800 --> 00:58:49,680
Speaker 1: like I grew up, like a sport I grew up.

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00:58:50,360 --> 00:58:52,680
Speaker 1: You have to Actually, I think of playing video games

1092
00:58:52,760 --> 00:58:55,280
Speaker 1: kind of like chess. Is chess a sport? You know

1093
00:58:55,320 --> 00:58:57,480
Speaker 1: what I mean? For some people it is? Is poker

1094
00:58:57,560 --> 00:59:01,520
Speaker 1: a sport? It's a mental Mentally, it's very difficult. But

1095
00:59:01,560 --> 00:59:05,360
Speaker 1: as I always say, guess I am an opportunist, and

1096
00:59:05,400 --> 00:59:08,360
Speaker 1: I see there is a lot of money in in

1097
00:59:08,520 --> 00:59:13,160
Speaker 1: gaming and I would not mind stepping up and giving

1098
00:59:13,160 --> 00:59:15,120
Speaker 1: a shot doing play by play on like a Call

1099
00:59:15,200 --> 00:59:17,840
Speaker 1: of Duty tournament or something like that, because I think

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00:59:17,880 --> 00:59:21,200
Speaker 1: you used many of the sports castor cliche type things

1101
00:59:21,240 --> 00:59:23,960
Speaker 1: when you're doing these I've seen some of these broadcasts

1102
00:59:23,960 --> 00:59:26,000
Speaker 1: just flipped over for a couple of seconds on YouTube

1103
00:59:26,080 --> 00:59:27,919
Speaker 1: or whatever, and they use a lot of the same

1104
00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:31,360
Speaker 1: lingo that like al Michael's and Collinsworth would use on

1105
00:59:31,400 --> 00:59:34,720
Speaker 1: a football game. You know what I'm saying, I Uh,

1106
00:59:35,240 --> 00:59:38,200
Speaker 1: guys are making hundreds and thousands of dollars even millions

1107
00:59:38,200 --> 00:59:42,600
Speaker 1: of dollars playing video games, and it is it's astronomical

1108
00:59:42,640 --> 00:59:45,680
Speaker 1: the amount of money that's being used by people to

1109
00:59:46,200 --> 00:59:49,600
Speaker 1: obviously produce these games, to broadcast them. And then there's

1110
00:59:49,640 --> 00:59:51,760
Speaker 1: just tons of people not just here in the United

1111
00:59:51,760 --> 00:59:54,200
Speaker 1: States but worldwide that actually will sit down and watch

1112
00:59:54,280 --> 00:59:57,720
Speaker 1: people playing video games. It is that's the part that's

1113
00:59:57,720 --> 01:00:01,439
Speaker 1: amazing to be like kids instead of doing would rather

1114
01:00:01,520 --> 01:00:03,880
Speaker 1: watch like I when I was a kid. Maybe I'm wrong,

1115
01:00:03,920 --> 01:00:07,160
Speaker 1: but my memory where our memories are not always accurate,

1116
01:00:07,200 --> 01:00:09,600
Speaker 1: but when I was a kid, I always would I

1117
01:00:09,600 --> 01:00:12,240
Speaker 1: always remembered I'm wanting to do stuff, you know, and

1118
01:00:12,280 --> 01:00:14,960
Speaker 1: I I wanted to play baseball. I think I love

1119
01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:17,240
Speaker 1: playing baseball, but I would rather play and I would

1120
01:00:17,280 --> 01:00:20,840
Speaker 1: spend hours throwing the tennis ball against the garage right

1121
01:00:21,080 --> 01:00:24,120
Speaker 1: rather than watching. Again, I occasionally watched games, but I

1122
01:00:24,120 --> 01:00:25,720
Speaker 1: was most I wanted to play and if I watched

1123
01:00:25,720 --> 01:00:27,160
Speaker 1: the game, I then wanted to go out and play

1124
01:00:27,200 --> 01:00:32,680
Speaker 1: more and mimic what I saw on television always the case. Yeah. Anyway,

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01:00:32,720 --> 01:00:35,720
Speaker 1: all right, moving on here, let's see any MENI money mo.

1126
01:00:36,880 --> 01:00:40,240
Speaker 1: Eugene from Springfield mis series is, why aren't large scale

1127
01:00:40,280 --> 01:00:46,440
Speaker 1: pinball tournaments broadcast on television? I don't know, I I

1128
01:00:46,440 --> 01:00:48,480
Speaker 1: if they could get an audience, Eugene, they put an

1129
01:00:48,480 --> 01:00:50,520
Speaker 1: They put anything on TV if people will watch. Right,

1130
01:00:50,560 --> 01:00:53,840
Speaker 1: there's there's plenty of shelf space at television stations. So

1131
01:00:54,520 --> 01:00:56,600
Speaker 1: they do. That guy in Miami rights since says, is

1132
01:00:56,680 --> 01:00:59,600
Speaker 1: Ryan Tannhill living off unicorn blood? Sure? Why not? That

1133
01:00:59,640 --> 01:01:02,000
Speaker 1: sounds it to me. Uh. This one's from Mike, the

1134
01:01:02,040 --> 01:01:05,120
Speaker 1: airplane mechanic in Oregon. He says, So who is worse?

1135
01:01:05,520 --> 01:01:08,600
Speaker 1: The cheating Cardinals or the cheating Astros. Now this is

1136
01:01:08,640 --> 01:01:13,880
Speaker 1: a mind numbing question and mind bending question, I should say.

1137
01:01:14,240 --> 01:01:18,640
Speaker 1: And I never thought that the cheating Cardinals could be topped.

1138
01:01:19,440 --> 01:01:22,000
Speaker 1: But the Astros have done it. Bang bang, Uh. The

1139
01:01:22,040 --> 01:01:27,160
Speaker 1: Astros have done it. The whistle, the buzzers, the light show,

1140
01:01:27,960 --> 01:01:31,200
Speaker 1: all of that. They have gone above and beyond the

1141
01:01:31,200 --> 01:01:33,160
Speaker 1: call duty. And I'm starting to share. I'm starting to

1142
01:01:33,160 --> 01:01:36,200
Speaker 1: show some empathy for that fired Cardinals scouting director who

1143
01:01:36,240 --> 01:01:39,120
Speaker 1: was banned for life. Who said the reason he went

1144
01:01:39,120 --> 01:01:42,960
Speaker 1: into the astros computer internal commuter system and hacked it

1145
01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:46,440
Speaker 1: was because the Astros had done that. And we're stealing

1146
01:01:46,760 --> 01:01:49,040
Speaker 1: stuff from the Cardinals, and based on the actions of

1147
01:01:49,040 --> 01:01:52,120
Speaker 1: the Houston Astros, I think the guy is right. How

1148
01:01:52,120 --> 01:01:54,640
Speaker 1: about that? So screw the Astros done, throw them out

1149
01:01:54,640 --> 01:01:57,080
Speaker 1: of baseball, make them change their nickname, and and they're

1150
01:01:57,080 --> 01:01:58,840
Speaker 1: done to me. They're dead to me. But don't forget

1151
01:01:58,920 --> 01:02:01,240
Speaker 1: they were taking for a while. They're on the verge

1152
01:02:01,280 --> 01:02:04,240
Speaker 1: of being sold. I hate that. Also, I hate I

1153
01:02:04,280 --> 01:02:06,160
Speaker 1: hate the tanking. You know, I don't like tanking. I

1154
01:02:06,200 --> 01:02:08,920
Speaker 1: can't stand tanking. It's it's it's an illness, tanking. And

1155
01:02:09,360 --> 01:02:12,919
Speaker 1: through the tanking, tank tank tank tank tank suck suck, suck, suck, suck.

1156
01:02:14,240 --> 01:02:18,280
Speaker 1: All right, Uh, what are meetings are right around the corner? Well,

1157
01:02:17,920 --> 01:02:20,360
Speaker 1: I I like the I don't mind the winter meetings.

1158
01:02:20,480 --> 01:02:24,480
Speaker 1: Is that's gossip. I love the gossip. But Debbie for Minneapolis, right,

1159
01:02:24,520 --> 01:02:27,040
Speaker 1: since she says you listen every morning but does not

1160
01:02:27,160 --> 01:02:29,400
Speaker 1: have the guts to call in, Debbie, listen to me.

1161
01:02:29,480 --> 01:02:31,680
Speaker 1: All right. I know you had a question about the vikings,

1162
01:02:31,720 --> 01:02:33,360
Speaker 1: but that's boring. So I'm gonna help you out, Debbie.

1163
01:02:33,400 --> 01:02:37,400
Speaker 1: All right, ninety nine point nine percent of people that

1164
01:02:37,480 --> 01:02:39,600
Speaker 1: listen to a radio show never called the show, and

1165
01:02:39,640 --> 01:02:41,880
Speaker 1: I don't blame you. That's why occasionally we do a

1166
01:02:41,880 --> 01:02:43,720
Speaker 1: newbie night, try to get some new people to call in.

1167
01:02:43,760 --> 01:02:46,080
Speaker 1: But like normally, if you're listening to a radio show,

1168
01:02:46,120 --> 01:02:48,760
Speaker 1: you're you're either working or you're doing something else. You're

1169
01:02:48,800 --> 01:02:51,960
Speaker 1: not solely focused on the show, and you're distracted, and

1170
01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:54,320
Speaker 1: you don't have the time to stay on hold. And yeah,

1171
01:02:54,440 --> 01:02:56,360
Speaker 1: these people that call up, there's a long wait time

1172
01:02:56,440 --> 01:02:58,680
Speaker 1: usually to get on the air, you know, depending on

1173
01:02:58,720 --> 01:03:00,360
Speaker 1: what's going on during the show. We a lot of

1174
01:03:00,400 --> 01:03:03,680
Speaker 1: content and all that. So I would not feel bad

1175
01:03:04,600 --> 01:03:06,680
Speaker 1: about not not calling the show. I don't think you

1176
01:03:06,720 --> 01:03:09,280
Speaker 1: should either. I mean, part of the reason why listeners

1177
01:03:09,320 --> 01:03:12,000
Speaker 1: don't calling either is because, like you mentioned, the hold

1178
01:03:12,200 --> 01:03:14,680
Speaker 1: is long. But then they try to bring in a

1179
01:03:14,760 --> 01:03:19,480
Speaker 1: point and you immediately cut them off or up, and

1180
01:03:19,640 --> 01:03:22,680
Speaker 1: it's it's just I'm with Debbie here on this one.

1181
01:03:22,720 --> 01:03:24,360
Speaker 1: Don't call the show. In fact, you don't even need

1182
01:03:24,400 --> 01:03:27,400
Speaker 1: to listen to it. Listen to the podcast every Friday,

1183
01:03:27,720 --> 01:03:29,360
Speaker 1: and that's it. That should be your filth for the

1184
01:03:29,360 --> 01:03:31,720
Speaker 1: rest of the week. It's very helpful, guest, gun. You

1185
01:03:31,760 --> 01:03:34,479
Speaker 1: really know how to grow the audience. And I would

1186
01:03:34,560 --> 01:03:36,840
Speaker 1: like to see our numbers. I am. We are less

1187
01:03:36,880 --> 01:03:42,720
Speaker 1: than two hundred people following are our our Facebook page

1188
01:03:42,720 --> 01:03:45,880
Speaker 1: from getting to ten thousand, which is pretty good because

1189
01:03:45,880 --> 01:03:49,040
Speaker 1: we don't promote the Facebook page very much. We don't

1190
01:03:49,120 --> 01:03:51,800
Speaker 1: so and I think we're like three hundred away, three

1191
01:03:51,880 --> 01:03:56,000
Speaker 1: hundred likes from getting to ten thousand, which is you know,

1192
01:03:56,120 --> 01:03:58,880
Speaker 1: we love round numbers, right, human beings love round numbers,

1193
01:03:58,880 --> 01:04:01,000
Speaker 1: and so I can certainly round up and say we're

1194
01:04:01,040 --> 01:04:02,720
Speaker 1: at ten thousand, but it would be nice to actually

1195
01:04:02,760 --> 01:04:04,960
Speaker 1: get to ten thousand. So what I'm trying to tell

1196
01:04:05,000 --> 01:04:07,600
Speaker 1: you is if you have some friends or whatnot enemies

1197
01:04:08,120 --> 01:04:10,919
Speaker 1: and haven't followed the show, just tell him, hey, help

1198
01:04:11,080 --> 01:04:13,520
Speaker 1: help my guy. Mallarot, the guy that had spats with Shatts,

1199
01:04:13,520 --> 01:04:18,720
Speaker 1: helped him out, you know that whole thing. No, Patricia

1200
01:04:18,800 --> 01:04:21,040
Speaker 1: writes and says, Ben, will it sound better this week?

1201
01:04:21,480 --> 01:04:24,520
Speaker 1: Last week it sounded like Gascon wasn't near the microphone.

1202
01:04:24,520 --> 01:04:28,440
Speaker 1: It echoed a lot. Yeah, it's more criticism from I

1203
01:04:28,440 --> 01:04:31,440
Speaker 1: think she I think she missed my voice and uh

1204
01:04:31,680 --> 01:04:34,080
Speaker 1: that Vegas I don't think she missed your voice at

1205
01:04:34,200 --> 01:04:37,040
Speaker 1: to pat him back, she she was correct on where

1206
01:04:37,040 --> 01:04:40,560
Speaker 1: my audio was coming from. I think Patricia's she's pointing

1207
01:04:40,600 --> 01:04:44,760
Speaker 1: out that she's she's not gonna she's a consumer, that

1208
01:04:44,840 --> 01:04:47,560
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna listen to crappy audios. She's like saying, hey, stupids,

1209
01:04:47,680 --> 01:04:49,400
Speaker 1: why don't you get some good audioce I think you

1210
01:04:49,520 --> 01:04:51,520
Speaker 1: just want to hear more clarity in my voice, and

1211
01:04:51,600 --> 01:04:53,840
Speaker 1: I can appreciate that. We could talk about that any

1212
01:04:53,960 --> 01:04:57,439
Speaker 1: night at the Venetian of the Bellagia if you like, well,

1213
01:04:57,840 --> 01:05:00,880
Speaker 1: we should go to Vegas and time. Patricia, not you

1214
01:05:00,960 --> 01:05:05,840
Speaker 1: and think I've been to Vegas in a while. I

1215
01:05:05,880 --> 01:05:08,640
Speaker 1: gotta go to Vegas. Yeah, that's true. That's gonna put

1216
01:05:08,640 --> 01:05:10,760
Speaker 1: some money down a Vegas road trip in a while.

1217
01:05:11,080 --> 01:05:14,000
Speaker 1: I have not have one of your listeners pay for that.

1218
01:05:14,040 --> 01:05:17,440
Speaker 1: How about that? If you're having them pay for everything? Wow? Wow,

1219
01:05:17,560 --> 01:05:19,760
Speaker 1: I didn't have anyone do it. I didn't ask anyone

1220
01:05:19,800 --> 01:05:22,280
Speaker 1: to do this. It's an active chair. It's rude to

1221
01:05:22,320 --> 01:05:24,280
Speaker 1: turn people down that want to give you stuff. Set

1222
01:05:24,360 --> 01:05:27,880
Speaker 1: up a go fund Me account for that account. I

1223
01:05:27,920 --> 01:05:31,960
Speaker 1: was contacted by a senior Malle Militiaman in Seattle, who said,

1224
01:05:32,000 --> 01:05:33,800
Speaker 1: we want you to be here. We think this thing

1225
01:05:33,880 --> 01:05:35,120
Speaker 1: is gonna be off the hook if you're there, and

1226
01:05:35,120 --> 01:05:36,600
Speaker 1: if you're not there, it's not gonna be that big

1227
01:05:36,600 --> 01:05:39,360
Speaker 1: a deal. Nauseating, and I said, all right, you know what,

1228
01:05:39,440 --> 01:05:42,360
Speaker 1: I'm a man of the people again. I'm not some pompous,

1229
01:05:42,480 --> 01:05:44,520
Speaker 1: arrogant guy. I don't mind hanging out with listeners. This

1230
01:05:44,560 --> 01:05:47,480
Speaker 1: will be the first year Gascon now that I have

1231
01:05:47,560 --> 01:05:50,760
Speaker 1: the plane ticket that I've done in two different time

1232
01:05:50,880 --> 01:05:52,640
Speaker 1: zones of meet and greet, because we didn't want in

1233
01:05:52,680 --> 01:05:54,840
Speaker 1: Boston back in April, and now this one will be

1234
01:05:54,880 --> 01:05:58,800
Speaker 1: in Seattle by coastal About that boom you did want

1235
01:05:58,800 --> 01:06:02,600
Speaker 1: a couple of years ago and big Bakersfield, didn't you? We? Well,

1236
01:06:02,640 --> 01:06:05,400
Speaker 1: we did. That was That was a disaster. That was

1237
01:06:05,480 --> 01:06:08,640
Speaker 1: That was much like the podcast last week. The quality

1238
01:06:08,680 --> 01:06:12,040
Speaker 1: of that appearance was left a lot to be desired, unfortunately,

1239
01:06:12,840 --> 01:06:15,560
Speaker 1: although the highlight was the guy air Force, the Air

1240
01:06:15,600 --> 01:06:18,440
Speaker 1: Force guy that got kicked out of the stadium and

1241
01:06:18,480 --> 01:06:20,680
Speaker 1: then tried to sneak back in by turning his like

1242
01:06:20,920 --> 01:06:24,520
Speaker 1: his jersey inside out or whatever. Remember that was Remember

1243
01:06:24,560 --> 01:06:28,840
Speaker 1: that air Force Air Force Andrew, Yeah, air Force Andrew

1244
01:06:29,560 --> 01:06:31,120
Speaker 1: all right, what do we have? What's left we have?

1245
01:06:31,280 --> 01:06:33,320
Speaker 1: Don't stick to sports stories of the week. What do

1246
01:06:33,400 --> 01:06:40,040
Speaker 1: we have? Hygiene wise? Have you ever bleached your teeth? Uh?

1247
01:06:40,160 --> 01:06:42,200
Speaker 1: I don't think I have, but I will tell you

1248
01:06:42,240 --> 01:06:44,560
Speaker 1: that my wife has given me some weird crap to

1249
01:06:44,560 --> 01:06:46,840
Speaker 1: put on my teeth. So maybe I had, okay, weird

1250
01:06:46,960 --> 01:06:50,480
Speaker 1: crap and she putting what are they stripped? The h Yeah,

1251
01:06:50,600 --> 01:06:53,480
Speaker 1: like I've done the strip thing and over that. But

1252
01:06:53,520 --> 01:06:56,440
Speaker 1: I finally had my my I had not taken care

1253
01:06:56,440 --> 01:06:57,960
Speaker 1: of my teeth for a while, but I went to

1254
01:06:57,960 --> 01:07:00,400
Speaker 1: the dentist and they acid washed my What are you

1255
01:07:00,480 --> 01:07:03,480
Speaker 1: doing meth or something? No, I was just too busy,

1256
01:07:03,560 --> 01:07:07,760
Speaker 1: you know, for fuck's sake. Anyways, this mother has claimed

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Speaker 1: that her gums were left severely burned. She's in Ireland. Um,

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01:07:12,120 --> 01:07:14,560
Speaker 1: she actually went in to go see her dentist for

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01:07:14,640 --> 01:07:18,040
Speaker 1: a cleaning and then to get her teeth whitened. Well,

1260
01:07:18,040 --> 01:07:20,600
Speaker 1: it turned out that the whitening was so harsh on

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01:07:20,680 --> 01:07:23,800
Speaker 1: her gums that not only did it burn her teeth,

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01:07:23,800 --> 01:07:26,760
Speaker 1: but it burned her gums and ben she wasn't having

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01:07:26,840 --> 01:07:31,400
Speaker 1: just the front and back of her top teeth, uh whitened.

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01:07:31,440 --> 01:07:35,360
Speaker 1: It was the bottom as well top four teeth in

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01:07:35,520 --> 01:07:38,880
Speaker 1: front all burned up, so her gum line looks like

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01:07:38,920 --> 01:07:42,720
Speaker 1: it's black and blue, like a broken nose, just forgetting

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01:07:42,720 --> 01:07:44,880
Speaker 1: her teeth white. Not so she assuming she's filed the

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01:07:44,960 --> 01:07:48,520
Speaker 1: lawsuit here she's looking at something, yes, but she she

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01:07:48,520 --> 01:07:50,520
Speaker 1: says that, but I don't know that she has much

1270
01:07:50,560 --> 01:07:52,120
Speaker 1: of a case. And I'll tell you, why is this

1271
01:07:52,240 --> 01:07:54,760
Speaker 1: permanent damage to get a lot of money in those

1272
01:07:54,800 --> 01:07:57,080
Speaker 1: court cases? It asked. I used to listen to Handle

1273
01:07:57,160 --> 01:07:59,800
Speaker 1: on the law with Bill Handle, and uh, you know,

1274
01:08:00,240 --> 01:08:02,520
Speaker 1: marginal legal advice. But he used to talk about the

1275
01:08:02,520 --> 01:08:05,520
Speaker 1: fact that if if you're if you're like um, your

1276
01:08:05,600 --> 01:08:08,560
Speaker 1: leg your foot gets amputated, you've got an amazing case.

1277
01:08:08,560 --> 01:08:10,760
Speaker 1: You're gonna get millions of dollars. But if you get

1278
01:08:10,760 --> 01:08:13,280
Speaker 1: a bruise and then it can heal, you don't get

1279
01:08:13,320 --> 01:08:16,920
Speaker 1: as much. You know what I'm saying. Yeah, it's uh, well,

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01:08:17,000 --> 01:08:19,080
Speaker 1: there's a couple of replies because she posted this on

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01:08:19,120 --> 01:08:21,439
Speaker 1: social media and a couple of people had replied sent

1282
01:08:21,520 --> 01:08:23,439
Speaker 1: him to a dentist saying that it's gonna leave permanent

1283
01:08:23,560 --> 01:08:25,760
Speaker 1: damage to her teeth and she'll have some kind of

1284
01:08:26,320 --> 01:08:29,880
Speaker 1: gingevitas that will be led to this, so we'll see

1285
01:08:29,920 --> 01:08:32,280
Speaker 1: what happens. But according to what she said online, she's

1286
01:08:32,280 --> 01:08:34,720
Speaker 1: gonna see a specialist next week to see if there's

1287
01:08:34,760 --> 01:08:37,720
Speaker 1: any kind of remedy for for the miscues that she had.

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01:08:38,400 --> 01:08:40,599
Speaker 1: All right, well, should I sue because I burned my

1289
01:08:40,680 --> 01:08:43,760
Speaker 1: mouth my gums a few weeks back, because you don't

1290
01:08:43,760 --> 01:08:46,040
Speaker 1: know how to cook and I not. I had a

1291
01:08:46,080 --> 01:08:48,479
Speaker 1: double way. I burned, but I don't want to cook.

1292
01:08:48,560 --> 01:08:51,360
Speaker 1: I don't know how to wait, apparently, and I usually wait,

1293
01:08:51,400 --> 01:08:52,800
Speaker 1: but I was I wanted to eat. I was watching

1294
01:08:52,800 --> 01:08:54,840
Speaker 1: a football game, I don't know, Bears game or something

1295
01:08:54,840 --> 01:08:57,400
Speaker 1: like that, and I want to eat, and uh yeah,

1296
01:08:57,600 --> 01:09:01,000
Speaker 1: I burned my mouth man a nightmare and bit my

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01:09:01,040 --> 01:09:02,559
Speaker 1: tongue at the same time. And I did a whole

1298
01:09:02,560 --> 01:09:08,599
Speaker 1: week of radio with a lisp. No days off, though,

1299
01:09:08,640 --> 01:09:11,000
Speaker 1: guess I did. I showed up, man, I showed up

1300
01:09:11,360 --> 01:09:13,840
Speaker 1: my power through because I got great. I'm at this

1301
01:09:13,880 --> 01:09:16,639
Speaker 1: one bet. A Japanese man was arrested for allegedly calling

1302
01:09:16,680 --> 01:09:20,679
Speaker 1: a phone company not once, not twice, but twenty four

1303
01:09:20,800 --> 01:09:24,720
Speaker 1: thousand times to complain about them and his contract. This

1304
01:09:24,760 --> 01:09:27,759
Speaker 1: guy was not a teenager, not in his twenties. And thirties.

1305
01:09:28,080 --> 01:09:31,400
Speaker 1: He was a seventy one year old man taken into

1306
01:09:31,400 --> 01:09:34,559
Speaker 1: custody for calling a telephone company twenty four thousand times,

1307
01:09:34,960 --> 01:09:40,599
Speaker 1: demanding that they apologize after violating his contract. Um, well,

1308
01:09:40,600 --> 01:09:42,840
Speaker 1: I give the guy credit for his ambition. You know,

1309
01:09:42,880 --> 01:09:46,639
Speaker 1: I always always like ambition, and this was clearly something

1310
01:09:46,680 --> 01:09:50,000
Speaker 1: that he was passionate about. And he had the curse

1311
01:09:50,200 --> 01:09:52,759
Speaker 1: of free time, right, He had the curse of free time,

1312
01:09:52,800 --> 01:09:55,479
Speaker 1: which I think is the biggest part of the story.

1313
01:09:55,479 --> 01:09:59,160
Speaker 1: The largest problem here is the guy was angry, He

1314
01:09:59,479 --> 01:10:02,840
Speaker 1: probably tired, he had nothing going on, and he's like,

1315
01:10:02,880 --> 01:10:04,400
Speaker 1: you know, I'm just gonna make my point. These people

1316
01:10:04,400 --> 01:10:06,280
Speaker 1: aren't giving me the answer that that I want, and

1317
01:10:06,360 --> 01:10:09,280
Speaker 1: so I'm just gonna I'm gonna throw haymakers at him

1318
01:10:09,520 --> 01:10:12,280
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna punch them into submission with my my

1319
01:10:12,360 --> 01:10:15,120
Speaker 1: phone calls? And uh yeah, how did how did that

1320
01:10:15,160 --> 01:10:17,720
Speaker 1: work out? The last couple of stories, how about this

1321
01:10:17,720 --> 01:10:22,800
Speaker 1: one in Miami? Um, I love fruit bananas. People have

1322
01:10:22,880 --> 01:10:26,679
Speaker 1: said that people you do enjoy the fruit. I endray

1323
01:10:26,840 --> 01:10:30,120
Speaker 1: fruit vegetables. Uh, don't eat as much red meat anymore.

1324
01:10:31,160 --> 01:10:34,280
Speaker 1: How about this at an art gallery in Miami, Ben,

1325
01:10:34,640 --> 01:10:38,680
Speaker 1: an artist threw up a banana of the wall and

1326
01:10:38,680 --> 01:10:42,200
Speaker 1: I kid you not put duct tape to it. Duct

1327
01:10:42,200 --> 01:10:45,000
Speaker 1: taped it and then put a frame around it. It's

1328
01:10:45,000 --> 01:10:47,960
Speaker 1: sold at a Miami Festival of Arts for a hundred

1329
01:10:48,000 --> 01:10:52,559
Speaker 1: and twenty thousand dollars. He sold two editions of it. Yeah, yeah,

1330
01:10:52,560 --> 01:10:55,519
Speaker 1: I saw I I saw this story. And this is

1331
01:10:55,560 --> 01:10:59,080
Speaker 1: the kind of a story, all right that makes me

1332
01:10:59,120 --> 01:11:01,760
Speaker 1: want to punch someone. These intellectuals that go to these

1333
01:11:01,880 --> 01:11:05,040
Speaker 1: art museums and all this stuff. Oh my, what a

1334
01:11:05,160 --> 01:11:09,160
Speaker 1: what a bunch of these people are so pompous and uh,

1335
01:11:09,960 --> 01:11:14,120
Speaker 1: I can't I can't stand it, these self adoring people

1336
01:11:14,240 --> 01:11:15,960
Speaker 1: with the the the art world. I mean, it's just

1337
01:11:16,040 --> 01:11:20,479
Speaker 1: it's so it's so freaking annoying, these these bozos, these

1338
01:11:20,560 --> 01:11:23,800
Speaker 1: dingle berries that do this. How about this one. I

1339
01:11:23,840 --> 01:11:25,559
Speaker 1: don't know if you've ever driven how far have you

1340
01:11:25,640 --> 01:11:29,960
Speaker 1: driven across across the state of California or I guess

1341
01:11:30,120 --> 01:11:34,000
Speaker 1: I've driven all the way to an app grass Valley,

1342
01:11:34,040 --> 01:11:37,519
Speaker 1: which is kind of in between Sacramento, and I've been

1343
01:11:37,560 --> 01:11:41,280
Speaker 1: to Sacramento driving the Sacramento I gone from Sacramento kind

1344
01:11:41,320 --> 01:11:43,759
Speaker 1: of grass valley which is on the way to Reno

1345
01:11:44,840 --> 01:11:48,519
Speaker 1: I've been to obviously the the Mexican American border in

1346
01:11:48,560 --> 01:11:51,920
Speaker 1: San Diego and pretty much everywhere in California. Anywhere there's

1347
01:11:51,920 --> 01:11:54,080
Speaker 1: a road, I've I've been over the alright, well I

1348
01:11:54,120 --> 01:11:57,559
Speaker 1: bring that up because of this. Three people recently broke

1349
01:11:57,600 --> 01:11:59,720
Speaker 1: the cannonball run record. I don't know if you know

1350
01:11:59,720 --> 01:12:03,120
Speaker 1: what the ball run is. I saw I saw cannonball.

1351
01:12:03,280 --> 01:12:05,080
Speaker 1: It was before my time, but I saw it on

1352
01:12:05,120 --> 01:12:07,320
Speaker 1: the internet, all right. So it's a cross like that.

1353
01:12:07,400 --> 01:12:10,439
Speaker 1: It's a cross country drive from New York to Los Angeles.

1354
01:12:11,000 --> 01:12:13,519
Speaker 1: Three people did it just a couple of weeks ago.

1355
01:12:14,479 --> 01:12:17,959
Speaker 1: They did it. They actually left Manhattan got to Rednod

1356
01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:21,080
Speaker 1: Beach in twenty seven hours and twenty five minutes, being

1357
01:12:21,120 --> 01:12:24,080
Speaker 1: the previous record of twenty eight hours and fifty minutes

1358
01:12:24,439 --> 01:12:27,519
Speaker 1: ben The max speed in their car was a hundred

1359
01:12:27,560 --> 01:12:31,240
Speaker 1: and ninety three miles per hour. Their overall average speed

1360
01:12:31,280 --> 01:12:34,360
Speaker 1: was a hundred and three al right, So here's my

1361
01:12:34,600 --> 01:12:37,200
Speaker 1: I know that in lots lots of the country there

1362
01:12:37,320 --> 01:12:41,280
Speaker 1: is absolutely no u there's no one living there and

1363
01:12:41,280 --> 01:12:44,559
Speaker 1: it's it's a cowtown's farm, you know whatever. But to

1364
01:12:44,600 --> 01:12:46,519
Speaker 1: get to a hundred and ninety three miles an hour.

1365
01:12:46,600 --> 01:12:49,080
Speaker 1: At some point you're going to come across like a

1366
01:12:50,160 --> 01:12:54,000
Speaker 1: you know, an eighteen wheeler that's going five miles. And

1367
01:12:54,920 --> 01:12:57,120
Speaker 1: you see the problem with that. You see the problem

1368
01:12:57,479 --> 01:12:59,960
Speaker 1: force equals mass and all that. You see the issue

1369
01:13:00,040 --> 01:13:02,680
Speaker 1: with that. Yeah, I mean I love I love the

1370
01:13:02,680 --> 01:13:04,960
Speaker 1: fact that they were able to drive and speed all

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01:13:04,960 --> 01:13:07,880
Speaker 1: the way and not get a ticket. And I would

1372
01:13:07,960 --> 01:13:09,639
Speaker 1: like to go. But see, I would like to drive

1373
01:13:09,760 --> 01:13:12,040
Speaker 1: from like Boston to l A. And but I'd like

1374
01:13:12,080 --> 01:13:14,200
Speaker 1: to stop. You know, if I had money and I

1375
01:13:14,240 --> 01:13:16,479
Speaker 1: could just not have to work and just stop at

1376
01:13:16,479 --> 01:13:18,120
Speaker 1: these little places along the way, I think that would

1377
01:13:18,120 --> 01:13:20,360
Speaker 1: be a lot of fun. But I've never had enough

1378
01:13:20,360 --> 01:13:22,800
Speaker 1: time to do it. And so maybe when I'm old,

1379
01:13:22,800 --> 01:13:25,720
Speaker 1: I get a Winnebago or something like that. And yeah,

1380
01:13:25,760 --> 01:13:28,720
Speaker 1: they drove into Mercedies Benz E sixty three a mg

1381
01:13:29,520 --> 01:13:32,599
Speaker 1: eight hundred horsepower bend and I was also to turbo charge.

1382
01:13:32,680 --> 01:13:35,080
Speaker 1: So so they switched drivers. There was three drivers, right,

1383
01:13:35,120 --> 01:13:36,640
Speaker 1: so the switch driver, so what's the deal? So they

1384
01:13:36,680 --> 01:13:38,880
Speaker 1: pull over like a minute or thirty seconds and then

1385
01:13:38,960 --> 01:13:40,960
Speaker 1: quickly switched and then the next person drives. Is that

1386
01:13:41,000 --> 01:13:43,040
Speaker 1: how that works? Pretty much? It's like in the pits, right,

1387
01:13:43,840 --> 01:13:45,439
Speaker 1: and then the person has to sleep in the bad

1388
01:13:45,600 --> 01:13:48,519
Speaker 1: Imagine trying to sleep while this car is going super charged,

1389
01:13:49,000 --> 01:13:50,880
Speaker 1: I don't know, a a hundred ninety miles an hour, and

1390
01:13:50,920 --> 01:13:54,479
Speaker 1: you know, soaring across America, around the world, and you're

1391
01:13:54,520 --> 01:13:56,320
Speaker 1: you're in there, you pedal of the metal and you're

1392
01:13:56,320 --> 01:13:58,519
Speaker 1: in the back trying to take a nap. Yeah, right,

1393
01:13:58,560 --> 01:14:00,599
Speaker 1: here's a here's a great story for I think your

1394
01:14:00,640 --> 01:14:04,200
Speaker 1: wife more than you um have your been a part

1395
01:14:04,520 --> 01:14:09,840
Speaker 1: or seen or felt the uncomfortable feeling of being a

1396
01:14:09,840 --> 01:14:13,400
Speaker 1: part of the Mile High Club, the bile High Club.

1397
01:14:13,680 --> 01:14:15,840
Speaker 1: I've I've been in plains. I've never been to Denver.

1398
01:14:15,920 --> 01:14:18,720
Speaker 1: That's the mile High No, I've not alright, well at

1399
01:14:18,760 --> 01:14:21,799
Speaker 1: Deccaan on a luxury yacht. Dad in Australia pleaded guilty

1400
01:14:21,840 --> 01:14:25,800
Speaker 1: to negligence after having drunken sex with a captain on

1401
01:14:25,840 --> 01:14:31,439
Speaker 1: a boat. That's not the Mile High Club, guest guard.

1402
01:14:31,760 --> 01:14:34,200
Speaker 1: You don't even know where it is. That would be

1403
01:14:34,240 --> 01:14:37,960
Speaker 1: the Friendly Sea Club or whatever. I'm bringing that up

1404
01:14:37,960 --> 01:14:40,040
Speaker 1: because of this. It was on a boat. I was

1405
01:14:40,080 --> 01:14:43,000
Speaker 1: gonna ask you if you had any kind of extracurricular

1406
01:14:43,000 --> 01:14:46,280
Speaker 1: activities in a car, in a train, you just screwed

1407
01:14:46,280 --> 01:14:47,920
Speaker 1: it all up. Then thanks a lot. I screwed it.

1408
01:14:48,200 --> 01:14:51,040
Speaker 1: I would say that everyone. Well maybe not these days,

1409
01:14:51,080 --> 01:14:54,280
Speaker 1: but when you're around my age, at some point you

1410
01:14:54,600 --> 01:14:57,040
Speaker 1: made out with someone in a car. I think that's

1411
01:14:57,040 --> 01:15:00,360
Speaker 1: where most people start doing that kind of act tivity.

1412
01:15:01,200 --> 01:15:04,400
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. Yeah, um yeah, I think

1413
01:15:05,120 --> 01:15:07,439
Speaker 1: we can elaborate a little bit more, talking about maybe

1414
01:15:07,840 --> 01:15:09,960
Speaker 1: changing the gears and a stick shift when it's an

1415
01:15:09,960 --> 01:15:14,240
Speaker 1: automatic transmission. If you get my drift, you're such a pervert.

1416
01:15:14,600 --> 01:15:17,120
Speaker 1: You are, you are such a such a perv. I

1417
01:15:17,200 --> 01:15:20,320
Speaker 1: gotta I gotta work with you. Anyway, this crashed it

1418
01:15:20,439 --> 01:15:23,959
Speaker 1: was it caused a hundred forty thou dollars worth of damage.

1419
01:15:24,240 --> 01:15:27,240
Speaker 1: Well that's just because you know everything's complex. You you

1420
01:15:27,360 --> 01:15:29,800
Speaker 1: crashed into the dock with those boats, It's gonna cost

1421
01:15:29,880 --> 01:15:36,240
Speaker 1: a lot of money. Those are huge boats, right, chips. Yeah,

1422
01:15:36,280 --> 01:15:39,760
Speaker 1: I mean, come on, want to get out there, Ben,

1423
01:15:40,000 --> 01:15:42,720
Speaker 1: what apps some fun with us? You know, I am

1424
01:15:42,720 --> 01:15:44,840
Speaker 1: good at playing. I'm a good teammate. I wanted last

1425
01:15:44,840 --> 01:15:47,880
Speaker 1: week when I was doing in a fish bowl last week. Yeah,

1426
01:15:47,960 --> 01:15:51,479
Speaker 1: you're you're like Johnny Depp. You're Captain Jack Sparrow and

1427
01:15:51,520 --> 01:15:53,600
Speaker 1: Pirates of the Caribbean is what you want. There's not

1428
01:15:53,760 --> 01:15:55,720
Speaker 1: one bus that you wouldn't throw me under. There's not

1429
01:15:55,800 --> 01:15:57,720
Speaker 1: one train track you'd not throw me on top of.

1430
01:15:58,200 --> 01:16:00,720
Speaker 1: I am a truth teller, I'm a watch dog. That

1431
01:16:00,800 --> 01:16:03,080
Speaker 1: is what I do. And if I have to beat

1432
01:16:03,120 --> 01:16:06,200
Speaker 1: you like a rented mule or a rental car, I

1433
01:16:06,240 --> 01:16:09,400
Speaker 1: will absolutely do that with surgical precision. By the one

1434
01:16:10,880 --> 01:16:17,519
Speaker 1: will be disemboweled is what you find. All right, I'm done.

1435
01:16:17,880 --> 01:16:21,080
Speaker 1: I'm done for I'm done for this. All right, that'll

1436
01:16:21,120 --> 01:16:23,160
Speaker 1: put the baby to bed. Thank you for listening to

1437
01:16:23,200 --> 01:16:26,160
Speaker 1: this week's podcast, and remember trying to get those numbers

1438
01:16:26,240 --> 01:16:28,400
Speaker 1: up on Facebook. We're gonna get we even enough people

1439
01:16:28,479 --> 01:16:30,679
Speaker 1: listen to this where we should easily pass ten thousand

1440
01:16:30,760 --> 01:16:33,080
Speaker 1: if everyone just gets one other person to step up,

1441
01:16:33,160 --> 01:16:35,680
Speaker 1: to rise up to meet the challenge. But I have

1442
01:16:35,720 --> 01:16:39,080
Speaker 1: a great weekend. We will be back and let us

1443
01:16:39,080 --> 01:16:40,960
Speaker 1: know how the audio sounds. Hopefully it doesn't sound like

1444
01:16:41,000 --> 01:16:42,960
Speaker 1: a baby monitor this week or it was recorded on

1445
01:16:43,000 --> 01:16:45,840
Speaker 1: a drive through speaker system. Let us know how that goes.

1446
01:16:45,840 --> 01:16:48,759
Speaker 1: We'll be back on Sunday night on the radio after

1447
01:16:48,800 --> 01:16:51,679
Speaker 1: the NFL weekend, and we'll catch you next time