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Speaker 2: This time? I can do one. You sound like you

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Speaker 1: It's it's just in my throat and my nose. It

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Speaker 1: is is nothing else. I feel absolutely fine, other than

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Speaker 2: Well, then let's get into it. Here's one blazing fire

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Speaker 2: burns down a brand new fire station in Germany that

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Speaker 2: didn't have fire alarms.

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Speaker 1: Oh man, well, it's time to light this show on

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Speaker 1: fire with a very special episode of Bananas. Still understand?

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Speaker 2: Would you.

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Speaker 1: Mind your sillion pieces?

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Speaker 3: Would you?

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Speaker 1: Guys, guys, non binary pals, Welcome to Bananas. I'm sitting

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Speaker 1: across from screenwriter extraordinary and excellent human being Scottie Landis.

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Speaker 2: Oh good, I thought you were going to say our guest.

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Speaker 2: And I'm sitting across from the one and only the

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Speaker 2: big Banana comedy legend in his own time, Kurt Kurtie B.

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Speaker 2: Brown Oler, what's up, man?

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Speaker 1: Nothing, I just got this weird voice thing going on

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Speaker 1: and not going around.

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Speaker 2: I'm ready to do it. Brown.

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Speaker 1: Let's bring our guests right on, because I'm so excited

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Speaker 1: she's here.

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Speaker 2: Why wait.

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Speaker 1: Uh. She's an actor, she's a writer, she's a podcaster,

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Speaker 1: she's a YouTuber. She she has multiple movies, she has

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Speaker 1: co written and co produced. She has she's coming out

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Speaker 1: with her third book, best author book, best selling author.

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Speaker 1: All I think about is food. Please, welcome to the show,

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Speaker 1: Memory Heart.

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Speaker 2: Hi guys, welcome.

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Speaker 4: Oh I'm so happy to be a repeat offender on

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Speaker 4: bananas and.

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Speaker 2: You both have wilderness backdrops. I feel a little left out,

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Speaker 2: but you it looks good. It almost looks like Memory's

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Speaker 2: goes into Kurt. It's like a deer landscape into a

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Speaker 2: Pacific Northwest Kurt.

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Speaker 4: I've got the same thing going on right now. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: tickle the tickle, Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I thought you

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Speaker 4: meant the ears. So for those who don't see that,

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Speaker 4: Mamory has a deer on the wallpaper behind her and

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Speaker 4: her head is perfectly placed so that she just has

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Speaker 4: deer ears. You know, I love a visual gag for

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Speaker 4: an audio podcast. It really works well.

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Speaker 2: I know, well, Memory, we are our guests. You know,

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Speaker 2: a lot of times it's friends, and then a lot

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Speaker 2: of times we have people that are recommended to us,

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Speaker 2: where our listeners are like, you got to have these

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Speaker 2: people on. And we've had so many people say in

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Speaker 2: she's been on, two, Okay, we'll have her back. Well

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Speaker 2: that's an easy We'll get her right back.

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Speaker 4: The amount of people that send me dms on Instagram

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Speaker 4: have to control myself. We had a Wienermobile crossover. We

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Speaker 3: So, but the crossover is to.

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Speaker 2: Like ride in the Wienermobile, like you got to the next.

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Speaker 4: Level, right what I Okay, I was in We're somewhere

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Speaker 4: very random, like Middle America, and I saw the Wienermobile

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Speaker 4: They're also Bananamobile I think in San Diego.

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Speaker 2: Yes, yes, the convertible one that's sort of like you

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Speaker 3: It's a Bob's led.

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Speaker 3: It just splits up.

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Speaker 1: What we should organize a road race or a track

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm ready. We should do that. That's a great idea.

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Speaker 2: Banana's podcast that if you see it around La we

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I think you can. Also if someone

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Speaker 1: but they have to always be wrapped into bananas stuff better.

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Speaker 3: Deal right straight.

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Speaker 4: Up, go to your red Bull roots, Scottie. Just have

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Speaker 3: Like a bike.

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Speaker 2: Well, we do have one. We had one built for

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Speaker 2: Bananas Fest and it's if I figured out how to

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Speaker 2: weather proof it, that's we could do that. We could

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Speaker 2: have an actual banana on the back. It's a banana

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Speaker 2: and a cast yeah, it's a broken banana. Broke banana.

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Speaker 2: So yeah, we are all right, let's get into this one.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you just say it like that. Blazing fire burns

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Speaker 2: from that swing in Associated Press staff. Thank you AP Berlin.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why exactly. The station opened less than a

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Speaker 4: However, I had a I I set myself on fire

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Speaker 3: Up to you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, look at that, everybody put your smoke alarms back up.

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Speaker 1: Every room is a fifty foot ceiling. Had you got

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Speaker 2: So yeah, I have that too. I have that minor

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Speaker 2: There was an owl outs out our window while we

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Speaker 2: Isn't that crazy?

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Speaker 1: And then you just put it on in the hotel

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Speaker 4: this story. Oh wow, okay, because I was supposed to

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Speaker 4: shoot a movie there, okay, and then that happened and

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Speaker 2: That happened, like Pacific Hotel.

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Speaker 4: Big hotel, I had, yes, and then that happened. But

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Speaker 4: follow up is that the families never asked for an autopsy,

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Speaker 4: so they think it actually might have been drug related,

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Speaker 3: Oh you know. Yeah, so anyway.

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Speaker 4: I think I I think I actually talked to your

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Speaker 3: But yes, I travel with one too, so weird. Don't

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Speaker 2: What a weird thing that you have to travel with? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: but you know, also makes you look cool, makes you

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Speaker 2: It's never taken it off. Yeah, in my plane, Like

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Speaker 4: Yet, my question is in Germany, is it like in

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Speaker 4: Sniffed it out? It feels like for it to bring

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Speaker 2: They're always making chili. Do German firefighters enjoy their wives

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Speaker 3: Right in the volunteer position in Germany, Yeah, who knows.

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Speaker 2: I have to call now?

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Speaker 2: I don't know if I told this one Kerr and

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Speaker 1: It's a photo shoot, Okay, all right, interesting choice.

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Speaker 2: Let's make a calendar, wouldn't that be fun?

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Speaker 4: A calendar that year to show how much we're not

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Speaker 2: it okay if they go down your fire pole to

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Speaker 2: So they were like, you can go down the slide.

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Speaker 1: It's like, if you ever thought that the pole was

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Speaker 1: it's for fun.

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Speaker 2: If it's to have a little bit.

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Speaker 2: No, so yes, not at all. Also, just hang out

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Speaker 2: So one of the firemen's go sure, he takes the

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Speaker 2: And so they were like, well, maybe we can put

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Speaker 4: Yeah, skirt skirts and you know, there was the new

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Speaker 2: It's exactly right they got. They sit on a swift

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Speaker 3: But yeah, and never came out a copy of this.

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Speaker 2: You never made it. They never made it. They never

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Speaker 2: a strange firehouse slide. But no, I never got it,

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Speaker 2: and I'm sure neither one of them listened to the podcast.

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Speaker 2: It's been so so long.

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Speaker 4: But well, I think healing from that trauma would be

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Speaker 3: Yes, I feel like the next charity move.

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Speaker 2: I would love to do that.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the two of us just doing that in

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Speaker 1: bikinis at like a.

445
00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:54,040
Speaker 2: Yeah and leather trenches. We could dress like where you know,

446
00:22:54,080 --> 00:22:56,600
Speaker 2: we don't really get snow in La Apparently it happens

447
00:22:56,600 --> 00:22:58,720
Speaker 2: every ten years, but I've never seen it. But we

448
00:22:58,760 --> 00:23:01,240
Speaker 2: could just dress up and go around to the southern

449
00:23:01,240 --> 00:23:07,159
Speaker 2: California firehouses in full tobogganwear and just do a photo

450
00:23:07,160 --> 00:23:11,800
Speaker 2: shoot with without fireman, just unhunky white podcasters going down

451
00:23:11,880 --> 00:23:13,560
Speaker 2: in tobogganwear.

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Speaker 1: Unhunks, cold honks. That reminds me of this thing is

453
00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:24,760
Speaker 1: so back in the day, same age, same age, maybe

454
00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:27,879
Speaker 1: twenty two, twenty three, twenty four. I used to do

455
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Speaker 1: this thing called Changuin in New York City, So Who's

456
00:23:30,280 --> 00:23:34,200
Speaker 1: half chicken half penguin? And and it was a whole thing,

457
00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:37,760
Speaker 1: but the evolution of Chegwin. There was Chegwin. Then there

458
00:23:37,760 --> 00:23:40,120
Speaker 1: was Chunk half chicken, half skunk, and these were like giant,

459
00:23:40,280 --> 00:23:42,360
Speaker 1: you know, costumes that we would get in and then

460
00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:43,640
Speaker 1: battle in the street.

461
00:23:44,080 --> 00:23:47,719
Speaker 2: Then there was Chicksen, who shot fireworks.

462
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Speaker 4: Out his fingers, set up, you know, and I cheng went.

463
00:23:52,160 --> 00:23:54,520
Speaker 4: Of course it was it two thousand and seven in Brooklyn.

464
00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:57,920
Speaker 1: Of course, of course you did. And then there was Chubb,

465
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Speaker 1: who's half chicken af dove, and then there was Chobb.

466
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Speaker 1: Chabio was the final, the final one. But Chabio wasn't

467
00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:09,159
Speaker 1: a costume that you would get into. Chabio was like

468
00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:13,200
Speaker 1: a five foot tall puppet that we could control with

469
00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:16,040
Speaker 1: like two and they were all made by my friend Matt,

470
00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:19,159
Speaker 1: and then we would produce like stuff around them. And

471
00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:23,720
Speaker 1: so Chabio loved to drive around in his BMW, a

472
00:24:23,840 --> 00:24:27,840
Speaker 1: convertible red BMW convertible, and so Matt also built a

473
00:24:27,880 --> 00:24:30,280
Speaker 1: red BMW convertible that he would go in, and then

474
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Speaker 1: we like rigged up a green skiing and like Chabio

475
00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:34,480
Speaker 1: would drive around. I can I think I still have

476
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Speaker 1: the video so I can post the video. But Chabio was,

477
00:24:37,680 --> 00:24:41,840
Speaker 1: you know, half chicken, half Fabio and so he he

478
00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:44,560
Speaker 1: had the long hair but a full chicken body. So

479
00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:49,119
Speaker 1: we had Chabio, Fabio face, Fabio hair, total chicken body.

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Speaker 4: Was this before or after Fabio was hitting the face

481
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Speaker 4: by the bird, by the goose the coaster?

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Speaker 1: It was before Kurt Yeah, this was like two thousand

483
00:24:58,600 --> 00:25:03,440
Speaker 1: and three, yeah, yeah, right, yeah. And so we did

484
00:25:03,440 --> 00:25:05,320
Speaker 1: this video as a music video, and obviously it's a

485
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Speaker 1: music video. Chabio he has you know, he's a lover,

486
00:25:10,560 --> 00:25:13,639
Speaker 1: and so we wanted to him in one section of

487
00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:17,000
Speaker 1: the music video to have like ladies with him with

488
00:25:17,160 --> 00:25:21,080
Speaker 1: like champagne, and they're like, you know, like just all over,

489
00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:22,760
Speaker 1: like they just love Chabio.

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Speaker 2: And so.

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Speaker 1: I asked, you know, just people I knew to like,

492
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Speaker 1: would you please come and dress in a bikini and

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00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:36,399
Speaker 1: be like fawning over Chabio. And a bunch of people

494
00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:40,600
Speaker 1: we asked were like dancers and totally comfortable, totally comfortable

495
00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:43,399
Speaker 1: in their body, not a problem, didn't feel weird. But

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00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:46,840
Speaker 1: then also I knew just like comedy people. So a

497
00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:50,480
Speaker 1: few were comedy women who were just kind of like

498
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Speaker 1: getting started in their career, some who are now some

499
00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:58,520
Speaker 1: of the famous, most famous women in comedy that everyone

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Speaker 1: knows I will not use their name, and and and

501
00:26:03,040 --> 00:26:07,240
Speaker 1: they were distinctly uncomfortable with the idea of being in

502
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Speaker 1: a bikini doing this. And I just realized in that

503
00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:14,880
Speaker 1: moment of like, oh, this is why you don't why

504
00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:15,639
Speaker 1: I don't want.

505
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Speaker 2: To do things like this.

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Speaker 1: This is like it all of a sudden feels like

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00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:23,040
Speaker 1: the male gaze thing felt very much even though we

508
00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:24,840
Speaker 1: were kind of making fun of it with this chicken

509
00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:27,159
Speaker 1: and this chabbio, you still had to put those actual

510
00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:31,080
Speaker 1: human beings through those paces to get the footage of

511
00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:34,520
Speaker 1: making fun of this idea of like a dumb music video.

512
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:36,600
Speaker 1: And I was just like, oh, and this is why

513
00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:37,280
Speaker 1: I don't want.

514
00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:37,400
Speaker 2: To do.

515
00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:41,680
Speaker 1: Like this type of parody of this, because you still

516
00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:42,960
Speaker 1: have to have the people do it, you.

517
00:26:42,920 --> 00:26:43,360
Speaker 2: Know what I mean.

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00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:46,159
Speaker 4: I mean when I first moved to New York and

519
00:26:46,520 --> 00:26:48,720
Speaker 4: was getting headshots and it was like, let me find

520
00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:51,359
Speaker 4: someone who will do it for corety dollars on Craigslist.

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00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:55,080
Speaker 3: I couldn't believe how the legend of.

522
00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:58,280
Speaker 4: If you go get photographs in New York, like they

523
00:26:58,280 --> 00:26:59,880
Speaker 4: are going to try to make you get in a biki.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god.

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00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:04,239
Speaker 4: If I felt like the one episode of Say by

526
00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:07,800
Speaker 4: the Bell Kellys, because literally I'm getting head shots. I'm

527
00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:11,880
Speaker 4: like a little like pale, chubby, twenty two year old

528
00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:14,639
Speaker 4: actress redhead, and he's like.

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00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:15,560
Speaker 3: These look great.

530
00:27:15,840 --> 00:27:17,439
Speaker 4: Would you like to do some bikini shots? And I

531
00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:19,680
Speaker 4: was like, I would rather die.

532
00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:21,480
Speaker 3: I mean like.

533
00:27:21,520 --> 00:27:24,280
Speaker 4: Immediately, immediately, we should do some bikini shots. I was like,

534
00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:27,720
Speaker 4: what part of headshot? Like I'm going for off off

535
00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:30,240
Speaker 4: off Broadway? Yeah, what are we doing here?

536
00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:31,160
Speaker 5: Yeah?

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00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:32,760
Speaker 2: Lots of is that true?

538
00:27:34,560 --> 00:27:39,560
Speaker 1: But also that vibe, that New York photographer vibe that

539
00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:42,239
Speaker 1: is often working with actors. We would do like some

540
00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:44,480
Speaker 1: photo shoots where they'd be like, let's put some kind

541
00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:45,359
Speaker 1: of music you want to listen to?

542
00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:46,320
Speaker 2: Would like put some music on.

543
00:27:46,359 --> 00:27:47,720
Speaker 1: He's like hey, He's like, you guys want to have

544
00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:49,800
Speaker 1: a couple of drinks, and then like you would be

545
00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:51,480
Speaker 1: doing it, and then you'd have a couple of drinks

546
00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:54,600
Speaker 1: and then like you're like, you know, in your mid twenties,

547
00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:57,639
Speaker 1: and I can just see how easily it just and

548
00:27:57,840 --> 00:28:01,639
Speaker 1: the vibe from those specific male photographers.

549
00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:02,880
Speaker 2: Was so gross.

550
00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:06,879
Speaker 1: It was always so so gross, it was it yeah.

551
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:09,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, And then one time I went on an audition, Now,

552
00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:12,119
Speaker 4: no bikinis were had. But I remember it was for

553
00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:14,760
Speaker 4: like a student film and it was like three guys

554
00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:16,840
Speaker 4: and looking back at they were like probably twenty one

555
00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:18,840
Speaker 4: years old, yo, And it was like it was like

556
00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:20,560
Speaker 4: supposed to be at like a club, like a dance

557
00:28:20,560 --> 00:28:23,240
Speaker 4: party or something. And I remember they were like, did

558
00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:24,919
Speaker 4: I did the audition? And they were like, well, we

559
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:28,200
Speaker 4: need to see how you dance. And I was like, oh,

560
00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:30,199
Speaker 4: I mean I can dance. I was like, I have

561
00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:31,960
Speaker 4: a history of dance. They were like, I know, we

562
00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:34,199
Speaker 4: just need to like see it. And I was like, okay,

563
00:28:34,280 --> 00:28:34,520
Speaker 4: do you.

564
00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:37,119
Speaker 3: Have music right and they were like no. So I

565
00:28:37,160 --> 00:28:39,719
Speaker 3: was like, can you give me a beat? And so

566
00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:41,320
Speaker 3: these three guys.

567
00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:43,840
Speaker 4: These three nerdy filmsters, which just gave a beat and

568
00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:46,080
Speaker 4: I danced. To this day, I think it was a

569
00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:49,240
Speaker 4: hidden camera show that like they never like aired on

570
00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:57,440
Speaker 4: at NYU's channel or something, because I'm oh, there was

571
00:28:57,480 --> 00:29:00,600
Speaker 4: no camera at the audition they were heading.

572
00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:02,320
Speaker 3: So it was no good.

573
00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:08,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, we could flap our hands while you dance and

574
00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:11,480
Speaker 2: we stare at you. This is good. Welcome to entertainment.

575
00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:16,760
Speaker 2: It's a true minefield the entire time. It really is.

576
00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:20,160
Speaker 1: And then later I had to do a TV show

577
00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:24,520
Speaker 1: where I got fully nude, and the people didn't give

578
00:29:24,600 --> 00:29:29,800
Speaker 1: me the proper undergarments for my material. They're supposed to

579
00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:31,480
Speaker 1: have like a thing where you stuff everything in and

580
00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:34,320
Speaker 1: it like gets sealed at the top essentially, And they

581
00:29:34,320 --> 00:29:36,440
Speaker 1: were like, well we have this, and I was like what.

582
00:29:36,880 --> 00:29:39,160
Speaker 1: Like They're like, you can make this work, and I

583
00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:41,600
Speaker 1: was just like can I though? And like while I

584
00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:45,080
Speaker 1: was doing the scene, it just fell off, which made

585
00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:47,880
Speaker 1: the people in the scene laugh even harder, you know,

586
00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:54,600
Speaker 1: but still it was I didn't feel nice after. I

587
00:29:54,640 --> 00:29:56,920
Speaker 1: did not feel nice after. It was not like a

588
00:29:56,960 --> 00:29:59,680
Speaker 1: great feeling of like, well I did some really great

589
00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:02,800
Speaker 1: comedy work there, you know. It wasn't even though it's

590
00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:04,400
Speaker 1: a funny scene.

591
00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:07,520
Speaker 4: I mean, a room full of people laughing at your dick, doesn't.

592
00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:09,680
Speaker 4: I mean, it feels like a waking nightmare.

593
00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:12,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you ask me. Some people really enjoy it.

594
00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:15,080
Speaker 2: Some people that's their number one thing. But that's a

595
00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:16,360
Speaker 2: different type of person.

596
00:30:16,720 --> 00:30:19,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's someone's I know many of people were like

597
00:30:19,160 --> 00:30:22,680
Speaker 4: that's their only punchline.

598
00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:25,320
Speaker 2: You know me too, Well, that's why Kurt, we only

599
00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:27,400
Speaker 2: hire hunks now. Like every time I would have a

600
00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:30,440
Speaker 2: TV pilot anytime we needed something that would make people

601
00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:34,240
Speaker 2: like be a little uncomfortable outside, we would just hire

602
00:30:34,280 --> 00:30:38,560
Speaker 2: bodybuilders and speedos, and people seem delighted. If you see

603
00:30:38,560 --> 00:30:40,960
Speaker 2: a bodybuilder and a speedo, do anything, just cross the

604
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:43,800
Speaker 2: street reading a magazine. You're laughing. Yeah.

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00:30:44,160 --> 00:30:48,960
Speaker 1: Also, I have yet to meet We also have met

606
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:51,640
Speaker 1: a lot of them. I yet to meet a bodybuilder

607
00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:54,200
Speaker 1: who doesn't fucking love it.

608
00:30:54,480 --> 00:30:55,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love it.

609
00:30:57,400 --> 00:30:59,240
Speaker 1: I'm like, thank you so much for doing this. He's like,

610
00:30:59,280 --> 00:31:00,520
Speaker 1: thank me, thank you.

611
00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:05,080
Speaker 3: He's just in there with this gold gym.

612
00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:09,520
Speaker 4: Like chefs, have you hired any female bodybuilders?

613
00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:14,920
Speaker 2: We have not, No, would you if they requested it?

614
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:18,040
Speaker 2: Maybe we just try to not be the dudes promoting

615
00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:26,880
Speaker 2: lurking creeps. Yeah yeah, But we did a field piece

616
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:29,320
Speaker 2: for this show with Whitney Cummings way back in the

617
00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:32,560
Speaker 2: day and they sent the comics Sarah Tiana, who's very funny,

618
00:31:32,840 --> 00:31:36,440
Speaker 2: to a bodybuilding expo down at the LA Convention Center

619
00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:39,800
Speaker 2: and that was incredible. All the footage was amazing, and

620
00:31:39,840 --> 00:31:43,360
Speaker 2: it was like Sarah asking people while they're getting whatever

621
00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:46,320
Speaker 2: that type of bronze is before that like hyper dark

622
00:31:46,360 --> 00:31:49,920
Speaker 2: shoe polish bronze, and we're just standing there while somebody's

623
00:31:49,960 --> 00:31:51,840
Speaker 2: putting that on a woman. She's like working on her

624
00:31:51,880 --> 00:31:54,520
Speaker 2: poses and I'm just producing off camera. And it was like,

625
00:31:55,360 --> 00:31:58,719
Speaker 2: this is not normal to me. This feels like an

626
00:31:58,760 --> 00:32:01,880
Speaker 2: alien experience. And I'm standing here observing it. It's like,

627
00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:06,920
Speaker 2: Jane Goodall, I'm just like, what is this? So we

628
00:32:07,040 --> 00:32:08,880
Speaker 2: if one of those ladies were like, I would love

629
00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:11,680
Speaker 2: to bench press you guys for the whole show, and

630
00:32:11,760 --> 00:32:14,480
Speaker 2: the bench press us. God, I want to be.

631
00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:18,040
Speaker 4: Thinking about I want her emasculating you guys.

632
00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:21,640
Speaker 3: Yes, we're good. We're not gonna lear We're just gonna

633
00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:22,440
Speaker 3: have her, you know.

634
00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:26,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, throw me onto a bed and laughing and lock

635
00:32:26,440 --> 00:32:29,760
Speaker 2: the door and walk out. That's fine with.

636
00:32:29,720 --> 00:32:31,560
Speaker 1: Us, Okay, cool, I'm down with that.

637
00:32:32,120 --> 00:32:34,480
Speaker 2: I'll have my head lamp on, Kurt'll have his carbon

638
00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:41,000
Speaker 2: monoxide detector. It'll be a real weird live show. All right.

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00:32:41,040 --> 00:32:44,400
Speaker 1: I got one for you folks. This is in the Guardian,

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00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:45,400
Speaker 1: so you know it's real.

641
00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:45,920
Speaker 2: That's real.

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00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:51,640
Speaker 1: It is written by Benita Kolovos, which is a.

643
00:32:51,200 --> 00:32:54,320
Speaker 2: Great name, really good. The best in the.

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00:32:56,080 --> 00:33:00,160
Speaker 1: Amorous couple blamed for causing flooding that shut down on

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00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:04,440
Speaker 1: to Melbourne CBD. Train stations. This is the exact opposite

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00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:09,040
Speaker 1: of the story we just are. This was sent in

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00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:17,600
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00:33:17,720 --> 00:33:20,160
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00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:22,160
Speaker 1: The Bananas Podcast at gmail dot com.

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00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:23,280
Speaker 2: Here it is.

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Speaker 1: An amorous couple in a stairwell has been blamed for

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Speaker 1: causing a flood in Melbourne's City rail Loop last week,

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Speaker 1: which forced the evacuation of two stations and significant delays

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Speaker 1: for people traveling home from an Olivia Rodrigo concert.

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Speaker 3: God damn it.

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Speaker 1: Melbourne Central and Flagstaff stations had to be evacuated late

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Speaker 1: on Thursday evening, causing delays which while it was initially

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Speaker 1: believed the incident was an active vandalism that Victorian Transport

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Speaker 1: Infrastructure Minister Danny Pearson said a review of CCTV by

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Speaker 1: Metro Trains had proved otherwise. Okay, quote, it would appear

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Speaker 1: that an amorous couple in a stairwell dislodged a sprinkler.

663
00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:08,520
Speaker 2: Damn. A lot of questions about that and one big answer.

664
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Speaker 1: There was extensive flooding. Metro would be investigating these matters

665
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:18,560
Speaker 1: further quote, perhaps a stairwell may not be an appropriate

666
00:34:18,560 --> 00:34:20,840
Speaker 1: place to find yourself in after dinner.

667
00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:23,200
Speaker 2: That's what he said. Eh.

668
00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:27,040
Speaker 1: Police on Tuesday released images images of a man and

669
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Speaker 1: a woman who said may be able to assist with

670
00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:30,600
Speaker 1: their investigation.

671
00:34:30,880 --> 00:34:32,480
Speaker 2: May be able to assist.

672
00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:37,760
Speaker 1: The duo gained access to a stairwell connecting platforms okay

673
00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:41,800
Speaker 1: at Melbourne's Central Station about ten forty pm and damage

674
00:34:41,840 --> 00:34:43,880
Speaker 1: to water pipe and fire sprinkler.

675
00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:47,839
Speaker 2: Right, okay, I.

676
00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:50,920
Speaker 1: Want to see the photos of them. They're the photos

677
00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:51,439
Speaker 1: are not here.

678
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:52,960
Speaker 3: Well. Two things.

679
00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:55,680
Speaker 4: One, if they had access to a stairwell, it sounds

680
00:34:55,680 --> 00:34:58,480
Speaker 4: like it was a semi private situation, but it wasn't

681
00:34:58,520 --> 00:35:01,000
Speaker 4: like you have to have access to it. Also, this

682
00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:03,400
Speaker 4: is the most I've ever heard the word amorus.

683
00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:05,319
Speaker 1: Yes, right, I never used it.

684
00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:08,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is this is just some a learning story,

685
00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:11,879
Speaker 3: Yeah right, I would.

686
00:35:12,160 --> 00:35:14,920
Speaker 1: I hope there's an Australian newspaper out there that says

687
00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:20,440
Speaker 1: like boinking doinks flood chu or something?

688
00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:26,560
Speaker 2: There is there is uh.

689
00:35:26,239 --> 00:35:28,920
Speaker 1: That is I mean, I'm trying to imagine the situation.

690
00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:33,000
Speaker 1: I'm assuming it was like hanging, hanging, like the woman

691
00:35:33,239 --> 00:35:36,000
Speaker 1: was holding on to it and hanging on it, but

692
00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:40,359
Speaker 1: the still to dislodge the sprinkler itself. Oh, I guess

693
00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:42,920
Speaker 1: if you just break the pipe. But no, they say

694
00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:44,480
Speaker 1: dislodged a sprinkler. I don't know.

695
00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:47,919
Speaker 2: Maybe they went Spider Man style. Maybe the guy hung

696
00:35:47,960 --> 00:35:50,839
Speaker 2: by his ankles nude upside down and they were doing

697
00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:56,360
Speaker 2: a standing stairwell sixty nine and which is very normal

698
00:35:56,440 --> 00:35:58,399
Speaker 2: in normal trees sixty nine.

699
00:35:58,480 --> 00:36:02,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, he loves he went he has a bat sixty

700
00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:04,280
Speaker 1: nine where he's hanging by his knees.

701
00:36:04,520 --> 00:36:08,279
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, that's what I'm picturing. Sleeping bat sixteen. And

702
00:36:08,320 --> 00:36:13,040
Speaker 2: when they mutually climax for the third time, he went

703
00:36:13,239 --> 00:36:16,319
Speaker 2: so prone that it ripped it off the wall and

704
00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:20,320
Speaker 2: then it washed him down into the sewer. Wow, tails,

705
00:36:20,360 --> 00:36:21,160
Speaker 2: oldest time.

706
00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:26,480
Speaker 3: A post coital cigarette set off the sprinklers.

707
00:36:26,760 --> 00:36:27,279
Speaker 2: I love that.

708
00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:32,240
Speaker 1: Has anyone ever smoked a cigarette after whoopee?

709
00:36:34,920 --> 00:36:35,120
Speaker 2: Yeah?

710
00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:37,960
Speaker 3: In bed?

711
00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:41,759
Speaker 2: Not me? No, No, I don't even have cigarettes in

712
00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:43,840
Speaker 2: my house. I don't think. Maybe I have a pack somewhere.

713
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:46,600
Speaker 4: I mean, I'm sure I did in the brief moment.

714
00:36:46,680 --> 00:36:49,359
Speaker 4: I was a smoker in college, but like I would

715
00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:51,840
Speaker 4: have walked outside. I would like to think it's the

716
00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:54,719
Speaker 4: sitting in bed smoking. That's crazy to me.

717
00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:58,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, agreed, I understand that. I think I tried it

718
00:36:58,480 --> 00:37:00,279
Speaker 1: once and I was like in high school, and I

719
00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:03,440
Speaker 1: was like, man, I don't know it. This isn't this

720
00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:08,120
Speaker 1: isn't like the most delightful thing as it's always made it.

721
00:37:08,440 --> 00:37:08,640
Speaker 3: See.

722
00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:10,279
Speaker 2: It was like, you gotta have it.

723
00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:11,560
Speaker 1: This is amazing.

724
00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:13,480
Speaker 3: Thumb Seltzer.

725
00:37:14,120 --> 00:37:20,640
Speaker 2: Yes, drink water, use the bathroom. Just one big bite

726
00:37:20,719 --> 00:37:22,640
Speaker 2: of a HOGI and put it back in the fridge.

727
00:37:23,239 --> 00:37:29,520
Speaker 2: You know cold. I'm going to go take a bite

728
00:37:29,520 --> 00:37:31,160
Speaker 2: of a cold hogy you want to bite.

729
00:37:31,520 --> 00:37:34,160
Speaker 1: You have a post coital scene and one persons smoking,

730
00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:37,400
Speaker 1: the other person is just holding a foot log sandwich

731
00:37:37,480 --> 00:37:38,040
Speaker 1: and taking a.

732
00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:41,960
Speaker 2: Bite out of it. Leslie Nielsen life. Yeah, there it is.

733
00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:47,879
Speaker 2: I live my life exactly the way I want. That's

734
00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:51,560
Speaker 2: pretty good. Should we do some thumbs ups? Oh yeah, baby,

735
00:37:52,640 --> 00:37:55,080
Speaker 2: I guess I Uh. I'm up next, so I'll tease

736
00:37:55,120 --> 00:37:57,160
Speaker 2: this into it. Amanda Hill sent this story in. We'll

737
00:37:57,200 --> 00:38:01,880
Speaker 2: get into it next. Pair of glider spots. Dog on

738
00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:05,799
Speaker 2: top of the Great Pyramid of Giza. Whoop, whoop, there's

739
00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:08,320
Speaker 2: a dog running around up there. The video is very funny.

740
00:38:08,600 --> 00:38:13,080
Speaker 2: Buddy first thumbs ups. I got a thumb up. We

741
00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:17,200
Speaker 2: all know this person, Emily Foster. Yes, who's our good friend.

742
00:38:18,120 --> 00:38:20,880
Speaker 2: Lives in the same neighborhood as you guys, everybody's neighbors.

743
00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:25,040
Speaker 2: Such a blonde child, so our yes, very blonde. Our

744
00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:28,080
Speaker 2: good buddies Dave and Alexis got their cat stolen. I

745
00:38:28,120 --> 00:38:29,759
Speaker 2: don't know if you guys saw this. There was like

746
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:33,279
Speaker 2: ring camera footage of these two women walked up and

747
00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:37,839
Speaker 2: stole their cat. It was all over Instagram and they

748
00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:40,560
Speaker 2: were like, hey, does anybody can we identify these people?

749
00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:44,560
Speaker 2: And it turns out it was a big misunderstanding where

750
00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:46,680
Speaker 2: one of the women thought it was her missing cat.

751
00:38:47,239 --> 00:38:51,239
Speaker 2: Oh that's crazy. But Emily Foster helped figure this out

752
00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:54,800
Speaker 2: who they were and got the cat back. So the

753
00:38:54,920 --> 00:38:58,719
Speaker 2: cat is safely returned and everything's good. But thumbs up

754
00:38:58,800 --> 00:39:01,640
Speaker 2: to Emily for she's allergic to cats, so she still

755
00:39:01,680 --> 00:39:02,799
Speaker 2: went and got this cat back.

756
00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:03,440
Speaker 3: Good for her.

757
00:39:04,080 --> 00:39:06,200
Speaker 2: I mean, this is the part where I don't understand.

758
00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:09,319
Speaker 1: You see a cat from afar, you go grab the cat.

759
00:39:09,719 --> 00:39:14,680
Speaker 1: Within five minutes post grabbing the cat, you're not aware

760
00:39:14,840 --> 00:39:18,480
Speaker 1: that it's not your cat. That's my question, Like it

761
00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:21,840
Speaker 1: just no behavior differences nothing.

762
00:39:22,760 --> 00:39:24,960
Speaker 4: So the person who took it thought it was her cat,

763
00:39:25,080 --> 00:39:27,160
Speaker 4: or thought it was a different friends missing cat.

764
00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:29,719
Speaker 2: I think she thought it was her a cat that

765
00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:32,359
Speaker 2: had gone missing like months earlier. It was like, oh

766
00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:34,640
Speaker 2: my god, there it is. Fed it then like wrapped

767
00:39:34,640 --> 00:39:36,440
Speaker 2: it up in a blanket with another friend and just

768
00:39:36,600 --> 00:39:38,600
Speaker 2: left with it. So on camera it looks like they

769
00:39:39,360 --> 00:39:40,759
Speaker 2: cat napped this cat. Yeah.

770
00:39:41,239 --> 00:39:43,319
Speaker 4: I mean, I feel like we heard a lot about

771
00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:46,920
Speaker 4: cat napping back in the days when really cats are

772
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:51,640
Speaker 4: so plentiful, anyone really. Of course, it was misunderstanding, like

773
00:39:52,160 --> 00:39:54,160
Speaker 4: there's if you want a cat, I can get you

774
00:39:54,239 --> 00:39:55,240
Speaker 4: a cat in thirty minutes.

775
00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:58,680
Speaker 3: You know, you don't need to nab nothing. A job

776
00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:01,560
Speaker 3: I can see, Yeah, but not a calico.

777
00:40:02,080 --> 00:40:05,479
Speaker 1: No. That reminds me of There was a story someone

778
00:40:05,600 --> 00:40:08,840
Speaker 1: sent in that I wasn't gonna do. But it was

779
00:40:08,920 --> 00:40:11,719
Speaker 1: a guy who was at the dog park let his

780
00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:15,759
Speaker 1: golden retriever off playing talking with somebody. Then went to

781
00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:18,080
Speaker 1: go and he called it, called saw his dog, called

782
00:40:18,120 --> 00:40:20,719
Speaker 1: it over, dog came over, put the leash on, walked

783
00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:23,160
Speaker 1: him home. It wasn't until he got his dog home

784
00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:25,759
Speaker 1: and it was like, why is the dog doing that?

785
00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:27,719
Speaker 1: And then he looked at the collar and he's like,

786
00:40:27,840 --> 00:40:28,879
Speaker 1: this isn't my dog.

787
00:40:29,880 --> 00:40:32,080
Speaker 2: Then walked it back to the dog park.

788
00:40:32,160 --> 00:40:34,520
Speaker 1: And the other guy was just waiting there with his dog,

789
00:40:35,080 --> 00:40:37,520
Speaker 1: and then they had a good laugh. And that guy

790
00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:41,040
Speaker 1: had to be super high because not, I mean, to

791
00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:42,359
Speaker 1: not recognize the call.

792
00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:45,880
Speaker 2: The collar's got to be different. That's like the first sign.

793
00:40:46,320 --> 00:40:48,880
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, my dog got loose once and we

794
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:50,680
Speaker 4: had it on We have it on camera. It's like

795
00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:54,279
Speaker 4: my little backyard. The door was open, and I thought

796
00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:57,480
Speaker 4: she was out there sunbathing, went out there, no no

797
00:40:57,640 --> 00:40:59,960
Speaker 4: beans to be found, and she's already high.

798
00:41:00,200 --> 00:41:02,239
Speaker 3: Hard to find cause she's like this big, and.

799
00:41:02,320 --> 00:41:05,239
Speaker 4: The door was open, and I was freaking out, you know,

800
00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:09,440
Speaker 4: immediate sweat, like out in the road like looking for her, calling,

801
00:41:09,640 --> 00:41:13,160
Speaker 4: freaking out. And then and then I see her and

802
00:41:13,280 --> 00:41:15,399
Speaker 4: she's just at the side door, just trying to get

803
00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:18,480
Speaker 4: back in. And so I checked the ring footage and

804
00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:21,520
Speaker 4: she got out. Was out there for like fifteen minutes,

805
00:41:21,600 --> 00:41:24,560
Speaker 4: just trying to get back into the front yard. Mail

806
00:41:24,680 --> 00:41:27,080
Speaker 4: lady came up. She goes and hides behind my car,

807
00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:30,080
Speaker 4: like escaping was the last thing she.

808
00:41:30,160 --> 00:41:30,600
Speaker 2: Wanted to do.

809
00:41:31,600 --> 00:41:34,400
Speaker 3: Please God, let me back in there is that.

810
00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:36,920
Speaker 1: Is also my dog as well, where it's just like

811
00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:39,759
Speaker 1: I let her out all the time with the gate

812
00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:42,400
Speaker 1: open and everything, and the only thing she'll do is

813
00:41:42,440 --> 00:41:44,160
Speaker 1: if I go back inside, she'll just wait at the

814
00:41:44,200 --> 00:41:46,239
Speaker 1: door until I open the door and let her back in.

815
00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:50,480
Speaker 4: Yes, Scottie, have you had any interesting I don't know

816
00:41:50,520 --> 00:41:52,200
Speaker 4: how much you've talked about dogs on here.

817
00:41:52,360 --> 00:41:56,839
Speaker 2: Oh he's as no, he has so trun out. Yeah,

818
00:41:56,880 --> 00:41:59,520
Speaker 2: he got huge all of a sudden. Chauncey is a

819
00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:04,960
Speaker 2: he's very well behaved. He he hasn't made a run

820
00:42:05,040 --> 00:42:07,480
Speaker 2: for it yet. He did see two horses for the

821
00:42:07,520 --> 00:42:11,080
Speaker 2: first time, and that he bolted back into the house

822
00:42:11,120 --> 00:42:14,480
Speaker 2: as fast as any animal in the history of time

823
00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:17,719
Speaker 2: has ever moved. Dogs are big. Dogs are big out there.

824
00:42:19,480 --> 00:42:24,160
Speaker 2: But no no escape footage as of yet. But you know,

825
00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:27,359
Speaker 2: I saw a video. I saw a video like two

826
00:42:27,440 --> 00:42:30,600
Speaker 2: days ago guys like puts a camera on a GoPro

827
00:42:30,840 --> 00:42:32,920
Speaker 2: on his dog to see, like, Hey, a day in

828
00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:34,920
Speaker 2: the life of my dog, and the dog just sits

829
00:42:34,960 --> 00:42:37,440
Speaker 2: on the back porch and watches the owner eat. He

830
00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:40,320
Speaker 2: just stares inside the house the entire time. There's no footage,

831
00:42:40,360 --> 00:42:44,680
Speaker 2: it's just footage back inside the house. God, that's so funny,

832
00:42:44,680 --> 00:42:48,160
Speaker 2: So maybe I'll try some of that love it. Natalie

833
00:42:48,280 --> 00:42:51,280
Speaker 2: Dulka is thumbing herself up for putting on a second

834
00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:55,239
Speaker 2: solo vocal cabaret show in Lakeville, Minnesota. It was called

835
00:42:55,320 --> 00:42:59,120
Speaker 2: Chronically Single. It was a ninety minute mixed genre cabaret

836
00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:01,480
Speaker 2: with a three piece band and noally told a bunch

837
00:43:01,480 --> 00:43:04,080
Speaker 2: of personal stories. She's super proud of herself and all

838
00:43:04,080 --> 00:43:06,880
Speaker 2: the work she's done in therapy from healing and healing

839
00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:09,799
Speaker 2: from heartbreaks. She encourages all of an animals to seek

840
00:43:09,840 --> 00:43:12,120
Speaker 2: therapy if they need it. And you guys have both

841
00:43:12,160 --> 00:43:14,160
Speaker 2: put on so many shows. It's hard to put on

842
00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:17,239
Speaker 2: any show and to get anybody to show up. Oh

843
00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:19,000
Speaker 2: my god, yes, virtually impossible.

844
00:43:19,160 --> 00:43:21,840
Speaker 1: Hands down, thumbs up, thumbs.

845
00:43:21,480 --> 00:43:26,680
Speaker 2: Well, Stephanie, I have to look up the last name

846
00:43:26,719 --> 00:43:30,040
Speaker 2: for Stephanie, but she's thumbing herself up for successfully passing

847
00:43:30,160 --> 00:43:32,920
Speaker 2: her proposal defense, which was the final step in becoming

848
00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:36,960
Speaker 2: a PhD candidate. Stephanie will be graduating with her PhD

849
00:43:37,080 --> 00:43:39,920
Speaker 2: in twenty twenty six, so let us know when we do,

850
00:43:40,280 --> 00:43:45,399
Speaker 2: and will thumbs you up? Then again, I know, real

851
00:43:45,600 --> 00:43:50,920
Speaker 2: smart man. No, we'll do one more smarty pants. Ashley Yule,

852
00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:54,200
Speaker 2: which was a great name, is thumbing herself up for

853
00:43:54,320 --> 00:43:57,319
Speaker 2: quitting her job to pursue a tattooing career and it's

854
00:43:57,400 --> 00:44:00,759
Speaker 2: going amazing. She also wants to thank her partner Dean

855
00:44:00,840 --> 00:44:03,759
Speaker 2: for being the best in supporting her decision and her

856
00:44:03,880 --> 00:44:07,359
Speaker 2: first tattoo. Ashley's first tattoo she did as an apprentice

857
00:44:07,960 --> 00:44:14,560
Speaker 2: was a banana. Oh yes, thumbs up Ashley Ashley. You'll

858
00:44:14,680 --> 00:44:16,920
Speaker 2: like you log, are you? Ellie?

859
00:44:17,640 --> 00:44:21,200
Speaker 3: First shop should be called You'll love it? Oh my god,

860
00:44:21,680 --> 00:44:22,799
Speaker 3: You'll never regret it.

861
00:44:25,520 --> 00:44:31,440
Speaker 2: To have regret in the title of the tattoos shop before.

862
00:44:32,160 --> 00:44:33,520
Speaker 1: I'm not thinking about regret.

863
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:41,400
Speaker 2: Thumbs up. Okay, Amanda Hill, thank you for sending this.

864
00:44:41,640 --> 00:44:44,680
Speaker 2: And this was on Fox ten. Written by best in

865
00:44:44,800 --> 00:44:48,719
Speaker 2: the Biz Chris Williams. Great at typing. This guy can

866
00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:52,840
Speaker 2: really type a story from start to finish. A startling

867
00:44:52,920 --> 00:44:58,640
Speaker 2: discover was made by paramotorist sure Alex Lang while flying

868
00:44:58,800 --> 00:45:02,440
Speaker 2: over the Great Pyramid in Giza, the largest of Egypt's

869
00:45:02,520 --> 00:45:05,040
Speaker 2: one hundred and eighteen pyramids. I didn't know there were

870
00:45:05,040 --> 00:45:07,320
Speaker 2: one hundred and eighteen. I had no idea.

871
00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:08,719
Speaker 3: I thought there were three.

872
00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:12,800
Speaker 2: I thought there were three three. It's an educational podcast

873
00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:16,360
Speaker 2: for a reason. There's one hundred and eighteen apparently. But

874
00:45:16,480 --> 00:45:18,680
Speaker 2: this is the big one. This is the one we're

875
00:45:18,680 --> 00:45:23,440
Speaker 2: all picturing, all right, Great notably Taurus, often take paragliding

876
00:45:23,520 --> 00:45:27,759
Speaker 2: tours over these monuments, as climbing the pyramids is forbidden.

877
00:45:28,120 --> 00:45:31,719
Speaker 2: To his utter surprise, mister Lang noticed some movement at

878
00:45:31,800 --> 00:45:34,640
Speaker 2: the apex of the ancient structure. I mean, Chris Williams

879
00:45:34,760 --> 00:45:38,680
Speaker 2: is going for it in this article more words than necessary.

880
00:45:39,840 --> 00:45:43,080
Speaker 2: We're here for it. It was a dog chasing birds

881
00:45:43,239 --> 00:45:47,279
Speaker 2: atop of the premiere without the pyramid, So I think

882
00:45:47,320 --> 00:45:50,319
Speaker 2: a a dog started chasing birds, had just chased them

883
00:45:50,400 --> 00:45:52,120
Speaker 2: all the way to the top. They kept flying and

884
00:45:52,239 --> 00:45:56,239
Speaker 2: he kept climbing. And the video is really funny. The

885
00:45:56,320 --> 00:45:59,040
Speaker 2: dog is just having a ball up there, doesn't seem concerned,

886
00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:04,120
Speaker 2: doesn't really know. It wasn't immediately clear how the dog

887
00:46:04,200 --> 00:46:06,840
Speaker 2: got up there, or if it later got down. I

888
00:46:06,960 --> 00:46:10,040
Speaker 2: bet it did. The unexpected sighting has left many social

889
00:46:10,120 --> 00:46:13,280
Speaker 2: media users perplexed, as climbing the Great Pyramid is structurally

890
00:46:13,360 --> 00:46:16,280
Speaker 2: forbidden due to the preservation and safety concerns. The dog's

891
00:46:16,320 --> 00:46:21,080
Speaker 2: ascent was unaided and sparked curiosity and amusement online. Of

892
00:46:21,160 --> 00:46:22,839
Speaker 2: course it did. Now this is the part of all

893
00:46:22,880 --> 00:46:25,600
Speaker 2: those news stories where we just go to Twitter and

894
00:46:25,880 --> 00:46:31,440
Speaker 2: TikTok or whatever. One x user wrote, that's his pyramid.

895
00:46:31,520 --> 00:46:35,400
Speaker 2: Now he conquered it. Hilarious worth reporting. Also, that's the

896
00:46:35,719 --> 00:46:37,440
Speaker 2: this is so common.

897
00:46:37,640 --> 00:46:39,960
Speaker 1: This is so so common in the type of stories

898
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:42,759
Speaker 1: that we do where they just go to Twitter and

899
00:46:42,880 --> 00:46:46,840
Speaker 1: then quote like hand job twenty eight and like like

900
00:46:47,480 --> 00:46:49,680
Speaker 1: like that's what he said. It's like, who gives a

901
00:46:49,840 --> 00:46:55,000
Speaker 1: shit what this person said about it? So it was

902
00:46:55,120 --> 00:46:56,160
Speaker 1: on the site the.

903
00:46:58,000 --> 00:46:58,360
Speaker 3: Tiger.

904
00:46:58,480 --> 00:47:03,320
Speaker 2: They don't have anything. Yeah, the Great Pyramid of Giza.

905
00:47:03,400 --> 00:47:04,880
Speaker 2: Then this is the other thing they do. They just

906
00:47:04,960 --> 00:47:07,240
Speaker 2: wrap it up because they gotta get fifty more words

907
00:47:07,280 --> 00:47:09,640
Speaker 2: in there. The Great Pyramid of gizare located in Egypt.

908
00:47:10,840 --> 00:47:13,640
Speaker 2: There we Go is an ancient wonder that continues to

909
00:47:13,719 --> 00:47:17,200
Speaker 2: captivate the world's imagination. Built around twenty five and eighty

910
00:47:17,280 --> 00:47:20,000
Speaker 2: to twenty five sixty five BC during the reign of

911
00:47:20,960 --> 00:47:26,000
Speaker 2: Pharaoh Coufu, this majestic structure stands out as the largest

912
00:47:26,120 --> 00:47:29,200
Speaker 2: of the three pyramids in Giza. Today, the Great Pyramid

913
00:47:29,320 --> 00:47:33,040
Speaker 2: is a you know, UNESCO World heritage site protected and

914
00:47:33,120 --> 00:47:35,240
Speaker 2: preserved through under investorations.

915
00:47:36,200 --> 00:47:38,520
Speaker 1: I just wish it continued where it was, just like

916
00:47:38,680 --> 00:47:41,320
Speaker 1: Egypt is a country in Africa. It is one of

917
00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:45,439
Speaker 1: the seven continents. The continents are on planet Earth, which

918
00:47:45,640 --> 00:47:47,000
Speaker 1: is in the Solar system.

919
00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:50,399
Speaker 3: You thought there was only three pyramids. I'm gonna list

920
00:47:50,480 --> 00:47:51,840
Speaker 3: the other one hundred and fifteen.

921
00:47:52,719 --> 00:47:56,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, make them up, I mean, dear Lord. So yes,

922
00:47:56,920 --> 00:48:00,120
Speaker 2: dogs will be dogs, not bad, not too shad, but

923
00:48:00,280 --> 00:48:01,279
Speaker 2: also having a fun day.

924
00:48:02,680 --> 00:48:04,840
Speaker 4: And I looked at a picture of the pyramid, and

925
00:48:05,200 --> 00:48:07,840
Speaker 4: you know, it is kind of like stairs. It's not

926
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:10,680
Speaker 4: a it's not a slick slope. You know, he wasn't

927
00:48:10,719 --> 00:48:13,799
Speaker 4: reversed going up a slide. Yeah, so I could see

928
00:48:13,840 --> 00:48:16,600
Speaker 4: how he that'll be the next bikini photo shoot.

929
00:48:17,080 --> 00:48:23,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, a pyramid called the fire department. It's that's funny

930
00:48:23,960 --> 00:48:27,560
Speaker 2: because like, dog on the roof is funny, not funny,

931
00:48:27,640 --> 00:48:28,000
Speaker 2: dog and.

932
00:48:28,040 --> 00:48:31,759
Speaker 1: Roof, Oh my god, speaking of this, so yeah, dog

933
00:48:31,920 --> 00:48:34,200
Speaker 1: and roof is very funny. Child on a roof not funny.

934
00:48:34,440 --> 00:48:39,200
Speaker 1: Here's what I was at this trampoline park in Pasadena.

935
00:48:39,760 --> 00:48:41,719
Speaker 1: Uh and so it's like a trampoline park that then

936
00:48:41,880 --> 00:48:44,360
Speaker 1: has It was for a birthday party, and so it

937
00:48:44,480 --> 00:48:46,640
Speaker 1: was for Olive. Olive was six at the time, Gus

938
00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:49,719
Speaker 1: was there. Gus was four at the time. And uh,

939
00:48:50,040 --> 00:48:52,600
Speaker 1: there's a big play structure on one side and then

940
00:48:52,719 --> 00:48:55,640
Speaker 1: trampoline area on the other, So a bunch of trampolines, right,

941
00:48:56,440 --> 00:48:59,239
Speaker 1: But the play structure was like that classic kind of

942
00:48:59,280 --> 00:49:05,760
Speaker 1: imagine that the McDonald's play structure times a thousand. Okay,

943
00:49:06,680 --> 00:49:10,200
Speaker 1: it went up four stories all right. It probably was like,

944
00:49:11,760 --> 00:49:14,640
Speaker 1: you know, two hundred yards wide, two hundred deep. It

945
00:49:14,800 --> 00:49:18,839
Speaker 1: was like very very big, and it was covered in netting, right,

946
00:49:19,160 --> 00:49:25,000
Speaker 1: covered in netting. There was a small hole in the

947
00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:30,640
Speaker 1: netting at the very top and eight toddler, like a

948
00:49:30,800 --> 00:49:32,680
Speaker 1: one and a half two year old who could just

949
00:49:32,880 --> 00:49:36,840
Speaker 1: kind of walk, was up there by himself, climbed up

950
00:49:36,880 --> 00:49:39,680
Speaker 1: the thing, climbed through it, and then was just walking

951
00:49:39,800 --> 00:49:42,840
Speaker 1: around on the roof of this thing. And it was

952
00:49:43,040 --> 00:49:47,200
Speaker 1: like nightmare scenario because everyone's trying to see all the

953
00:49:47,440 --> 00:49:51,040
Speaker 1: parents are like and everyone's like screaming like.

954
00:49:51,480 --> 00:49:53,399
Speaker 2: Oh, stay away, stay away.

955
00:49:53,440 --> 00:49:55,200
Speaker 1: But when you like yell and then there's a lot

956
00:49:55,239 --> 00:49:57,800
Speaker 1: of noise, they like walk over to the side to

957
00:49:57,920 --> 00:50:00,040
Speaker 1: like see what all the noise is. And then and

958
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:01,680
Speaker 1: They're like everybody's like shut up, shut shut up, and

959
00:50:01,680 --> 00:50:04,000
Speaker 1: then we're just like just like making it go in,

960
00:50:04,280 --> 00:50:06,359
Speaker 1: go in, and then like someone had to like run

961
00:50:06,440 --> 00:50:11,480
Speaker 1: in an adult and then everything is three like three

962
00:50:11,520 --> 00:50:12,920
Speaker 1: and a half feet tall, do you know, like all

963
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:13,600
Speaker 1: of the structures.

964
00:50:13,880 --> 00:50:18,120
Speaker 5: Run in and then very slowly like hunched over, go

965
00:50:18,320 --> 00:50:21,120
Speaker 5: through a tube, go through a bunch of ropes, go

966
00:50:21,280 --> 00:50:24,120
Speaker 5: through like a slide, climb up a rope wall and

967
00:50:24,200 --> 00:50:25,920
Speaker 5: then get up there, get on top of it, and

968
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:27,160
Speaker 5: then get him off of it.

969
00:50:27,320 --> 00:50:29,120
Speaker 1: And it was terrifying.

970
00:50:29,200 --> 00:50:32,120
Speaker 2: And immediately like left. I was like we're out of

971
00:50:32,160 --> 00:50:34,279
Speaker 2: here and we're never coming back to this place. Was

972
00:50:34,320 --> 00:50:36,680
Speaker 2: the ballpit underneath the kid or the kid was over

973
00:50:36,880 --> 00:50:39,080
Speaker 2: like equipment, because I do feel like you'd be like

974
00:50:39,400 --> 00:50:41,960
Speaker 2: fall into the ballpit. There was no ball pit. He

975
00:50:42,120 --> 00:50:45,839
Speaker 2: was over. He was over like picnic tables. Wow, that's

976
00:50:45,960 --> 00:50:47,359
Speaker 2: not good. That's not a ball pit.

977
00:50:47,600 --> 00:50:50,400
Speaker 3: Were you standing like at the ready to catch a baby?

978
00:50:50,560 --> 00:50:52,879
Speaker 1: I was just like can we catch a baby from

979
00:50:52,920 --> 00:50:53,840
Speaker 1: four stories up? Like?

980
00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:54,759
Speaker 2: Can we do this?

981
00:50:55,200 --> 00:50:58,120
Speaker 1: It were so for sure.

982
00:51:00,200 --> 00:51:01,239
Speaker 3: I would like to try it.

983
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:06,240
Speaker 4: Yes, you know, if there was a simulator, not actual baby,

984
00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:10,000
Speaker 4: But I I love picturing that. I feel like there

985
00:51:10,080 --> 00:51:12,800
Speaker 4: was a part of that parent saving the kid that

986
00:51:12,920 --> 00:51:15,400
Speaker 4: felt like they were in guts or like one of

987
00:51:15,480 --> 00:51:17,480
Speaker 4: those like Nickelodeon, you know what I mean.

988
00:51:18,160 --> 00:51:20,439
Speaker 2: It was a true triumph. It was Wow.

989
00:51:21,080 --> 00:51:24,200
Speaker 1: It was a It was a rescue on par with

990
00:51:24,360 --> 00:51:27,840
Speaker 1: anything that appears on nine one one Rescue.

991
00:51:27,920 --> 00:51:32,120
Speaker 2: A great show. It's called nine one one Rescue. Yeah,

992
00:51:32,160 --> 00:51:36,799
Speaker 2: it's called omergency Egency. Now there's a new one. Now

993
00:51:36,880 --> 00:51:39,560
Speaker 2: there's like a there's a new location, of course, so

994
00:51:39,640 --> 00:51:42,040
Speaker 2: they're just expanding nine one one everywhere.

995
00:51:42,239 --> 00:51:43,760
Speaker 3: Is it just nine one one Detroit?

996
00:51:44,520 --> 00:51:47,000
Speaker 2: Yeah? I think it's a beach one or Texas or something.

997
00:51:47,040 --> 00:51:49,840
Speaker 2: I think maybe they're in bikinis. I don't know. I

998
00:51:49,960 --> 00:51:52,480
Speaker 2: can't believe your shown did never went. That was such

999
00:51:52,520 --> 00:51:55,040
Speaker 2: a good Maybe it was on that show that pilot.

1000
00:51:55,120 --> 00:51:57,200
Speaker 2: Maybe it was in the pilot. She was great in it.

1001
00:51:58,200 --> 00:51:59,360
Speaker 3: It was Blake's mom.

1002
00:52:01,520 --> 00:52:04,759
Speaker 2: Crazy and he was just destroying the house. He was

1003
00:52:05,480 --> 00:52:08,279
Speaker 2: a kid destroying the house. Yeah, we got to revive that.

1004
00:52:08,880 --> 00:52:10,640
Speaker 2: For those that don't know what we're talking about. I

1005
00:52:10,719 --> 00:52:15,520
Speaker 2: shot a pilot for TBS. God, it's probably six or

1006
00:52:15,600 --> 00:52:18,600
Speaker 2: six years ago now with Adam Devine called What's Your

1007
00:52:18,640 --> 00:52:22,000
Speaker 2: emergency and it was real nine one one called lip

1008
00:52:22,080 --> 00:52:25,839
Speaker 2: SYNCD by very funny, talented people and re enacted as

1009
00:52:25,920 --> 00:52:29,279
Speaker 2: dramatically and comedically as possible. And we just thought we

1010
00:52:29,360 --> 00:52:31,719
Speaker 2: were going to make two hundred episodes of that show.

1011
00:52:32,200 --> 00:52:35,040
Speaker 3: It was the golden era of a lip dub. You know,

1012
00:52:35,320 --> 00:52:36,560
Speaker 3: you had drunk history.

1013
00:52:36,840 --> 00:52:38,879
Speaker 4: There was some I remember lip dubbing on some other

1014
00:52:39,040 --> 00:52:41,359
Speaker 4: MTV show at some point, but there was a minute

1015
00:52:41,360 --> 00:52:43,520
Speaker 4: there where it was like, you can lip dub.

1016
00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:52,000
Speaker 2: You're working, lip sync back, you're working, You're booked. N man.

1017
00:52:52,080 --> 00:52:54,919
Speaker 1: Well, Mamory, thank you so much for being on. Tell

1018
00:52:55,040 --> 00:52:57,160
Speaker 1: us about your book. When does it come out? How

1019
00:52:57,200 --> 00:52:57,960
Speaker 1: can people get it?

1020
00:52:58,480 --> 00:53:00,719
Speaker 4: It doesn't come out till spring, so we've got a

1021
00:53:00,760 --> 00:53:04,080
Speaker 4: little bit of a runway, but yeah, please.

1022
00:53:04,320 --> 00:53:05,640
Speaker 3: It's called All I Think about.

1023
00:53:05,480 --> 00:53:09,879
Speaker 4: Is Food, and it's a vegetarian dinner party cookbook with cocktails.

1024
00:53:10,040 --> 00:53:12,360
Speaker 4: It's ten different dinner parties and then I show you

1025
00:53:12,520 --> 00:53:14,880
Speaker 4: how to turn your leftovers into something you want hungover

1026
00:53:14,960 --> 00:53:15,440
Speaker 4: the next day.

1027
00:53:15,760 --> 00:53:16,680
Speaker 2: Oh that's awesome.

1028
00:53:16,880 --> 00:53:18,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm really excited about it.

1029
00:53:18,680 --> 00:53:20,959
Speaker 1: No, well, congratulations on the third book.

1030
00:53:21,040 --> 00:53:23,640
Speaker 2: That's amazing, Thank you very much. Yeah, and is there

1031
00:53:23,719 --> 00:53:28,640
Speaker 2: a cold HOGI like, is that just I have.

1032
00:53:28,719 --> 00:53:33,759
Speaker 4: The whole post coital easy snack chapter. No, I do

1033
00:53:33,880 --> 00:53:36,000
Speaker 4: have a whole chapter that's all with aberdijiax.

1034
00:53:36,320 --> 00:53:42,080
Speaker 2: So nice. Okay, Yeah, well, have you come back the

1035
00:53:42,120 --> 00:53:43,160
Speaker 2: week that's launched?

1036
00:53:43,200 --> 00:53:45,680
Speaker 3: We would love to have Yeah, well, thanks for having

1037
00:53:45,800 --> 00:53:47,279
Speaker 3: me your thanks for coming back?

1038
00:53:47,480 --> 00:53:50,879
Speaker 2: Are you? Are you around? Are you around this week? Here?

1039
00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:51,920
Speaker 3: Let's get some beers.

1040
00:53:52,400 --> 00:53:55,040
Speaker 4: I felt a tiny, tiny breeze today and I was like,

1041
00:53:55,280 --> 00:53:56,879
Speaker 4: I gotta sit outside and drink a pumpkin beer.

1042
00:53:57,320 --> 00:54:00,759
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, there's a new one at Frogtown Brewery. There's

1043
00:54:00,800 --> 00:54:03,719
Speaker 2: a new pumpkin ale. Let's go check it out. I'm

1044
00:54:04,400 --> 00:54:09,879
Speaker 2: all right, let me know when you go. The Bananas Man.

1045
00:54:22,600 --> 00:54:25,120
Speaker 2: Bananas is an exactly right media production.

1046
00:54:25,280 --> 00:54:27,440
Speaker 1: Our producer and engineer is Katie Levine.

1047
00:54:27,920 --> 00:54:31,120
Speaker 2: The catchy banana theme song was composed and performed by Kahon.

1048
00:54:31,400 --> 00:54:34,759
Speaker 1: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard and.

1049
00:54:34,840 --> 00:54:37,920
Speaker 2: Our benevolent overlords are the Great Karen Kilgareff and Georgia

1050
00:54:37,960 --> 00:54:38,440
Speaker 2: Hartstart

1051
00:54:38,560 --> 00:54:41,840
Speaker 1: And Lisa Maggott is our full human, not a robot intern.