Speaker 1: Are you leave in I you wanna way back home?
Speaker 1: Either way, we want to be there.
Speaker 2: Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give us
Speaker 2: time and a terminol and gay a.
Speaker 1: We want to send you off InStyle.
Speaker 2: We want to welcome you back home. Tell us all
Speaker 2: about it.
Speaker 1: We scared her? Was it fine?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 1: Porn? Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride.
Speaker 3: With Karen and Chris.
Speaker 1: Welcome to Do you need a ride? This is Chris
Speaker 1: Fairbanks and this is Karen Kilgaiff. We are in the car.
Speaker 1: We're driving the're car.
Speaker 3: Why do I always in a free style rapping.
Speaker 1: Because that's who you are. I know.
Speaker 4: Once I start rhyming, I remember who I am and
Speaker 4: it stops me from rapping a twelve inch scar.
Speaker 2: I do wrapping, but minds slow, with long pauses in
Speaker 2: between each phrase.
Speaker 1: That's the that's the new style of rap. Right, it's
Speaker 1: called hard to think of rhymes.
Speaker 2: They make it look so easy, those rappers, when it's
Speaker 2: actually quite difficult.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's there's a new style and it is rhyming
Speaker 4: the same word over and.
Speaker 1: Over throughout us.
Speaker 2: I've got a scar get in my scar Get two
Speaker 2: podcast in a scar It's.
Speaker 1: Just the Debbie Harry school of rap. That song came on.
Speaker 2: It we were all at a party last night and
Speaker 2: that song came on. Rapture came on, and I was like,
Speaker 2: I think this is the time I let everybody know
Speaker 2: that I know every word to the rap.
Speaker 1: Portion of rape.
Speaker 4: It's I'd let everyone know I know the Q tip
Speaker 4: portion of d lights.
Speaker 3: And it's not easy.
Speaker 1: No, it isn't.
Speaker 4: When she mentions Fab five Freddy, is she talking about
Speaker 4: the same Fab five Freddy that was atv DJ.
Speaker 1: Yes, No, he.
Speaker 3: Was like Fab five Freddy did the OMTV raps.
Speaker 1: Oh, yes, you're right, that is okay. He was one
Speaker 1: of the originals.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the New York like sugar Hill Gang style rappers
Speaker 2: that kicked it off to begin with. And Debbie Harry
Speaker 2: was there. She saw them doing it. She saw them
Speaker 2: in the streets. I read a comic book about it
Speaker 2: one time.
Speaker 4: Really yeah, oh wow, you can learn so much from comics.
Speaker 1: I prefer to like hip easier web hop history picture books.
Speaker 1: I grew up on hip hop history picture books. We
Speaker 1: have a guest in the car let's not hide on
Speaker 1: anymore le pretending it feels weird. It does, it does.
Speaker 4: Sorry, we've been ignoring you, April Richards.
Speaker 1: All the way from England.
Speaker 4: Who yeah, my viagra jam band's that's from the commercial
Speaker 4: style of me, not real, no, no, but sometimes the
Speaker 4: guys get together in the garage modified into a recording studio.
Speaker 1: You know what it's like to v D right, gang, April.
Speaker 4: It's been a long time, and I'm happy to see
Speaker 4: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Likewise, I'm so sorry to be hanging out with you guys.
Speaker 2: I mean, we've really missed you on this continent. They
Speaker 2: are on this podcast where there was a time where
Speaker 2: we really relied on you as a guest almost all
Speaker 2: the time.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, because I was always at home. You you
Speaker 5: could just call me and be like, hey, you want
Speaker 5: to come right around. I'm like totally, I've never had
Speaker 5: anything to do. Let's do it.
Speaker 2: So we got you while you were on your short
Speaker 2: stint over here, that's right, because we had to for
Speaker 2: old time sake.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 5: Back in the States, it feels so weird to be
Speaker 5: a tourist. It feels weird to be in your home
Speaker 5: country and you're you, you have to roam on your phone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's odd, you know what I mean, It's weird.
Speaker 4: I've kind of wanted you to have a slight English accent.
Speaker 5: Dude, I'm like defiantly not allowing that to happen.
Speaker 1: You find that every once in a while it comes out, yeah,
Speaker 1: oh for sure.
Speaker 5: Yeah, And I get angry because I know I'm so
Speaker 5: concentrating so hard on not having that like faking Madonna accent.
Speaker 2: And I've always gone super hard to where I'm like, y'all,
Speaker 2: I'm like extra.
Speaker 5: American, Yeah, fighting against it so hard because I know
Speaker 5: I would feel like a loser.
Speaker 1: Do people where you live now like the way you
Speaker 1: talk that they know? They're openly like, we hate American house?
Speaker 1: Oh wow.
Speaker 3: I did a comedy club in Manchester.
Speaker 4: That's my only time doing stand up in England, and
Speaker 4: I feel like they were laughing at the way where
Speaker 4: I was phrasing things and fully enjoying me.
Speaker 5: And I thought, that's because you were in the north
Speaker 5: and the north is like way friendlier than the south.
Speaker 1: I live in the south. Is that true? Yeah, totally.
Speaker 1: It's like in England.
Speaker 5: The north of England is like the south of America,
Speaker 5: where it's sort of they're more seen as like the
Speaker 5: rednecks of England, but they're friendlier, you know what I mean.
Speaker 5: It's like a more down to earth vibe. And in
Speaker 5: the south they're like snobbier.
Speaker 3: So they have a southern hospitality thing kind of.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's like northern hospitality. Yeah. Wow.
Speaker 2: Just like how their toilets go backwards. Since you've been
Speaker 2: using backwards toilet, how do you think I pulled backwards?
Speaker 2: I had to adjust culturally to what was going on.
Speaker 3: Said toilets like the dancer and fame.
Speaker 2: Your handstand, I sit on it backwards like you like.
Speaker 1: To drop drop some science as they call it.
Speaker 5: Over there, dropped some sciences and if you get tired,
Speaker 5: you can lay your head down on the tank.
Speaker 1: Can I. I'm so you guys took it here, not me? Okay.
Speaker 2: One thing I actually do hate about England is their
Speaker 2: toilets are super deep.
Speaker 1: Their toilet it's like shooting into an abyss.
Speaker 2: It's like twice the depth of our toilets on I
Speaker 2: don't know how to not be grown.
Speaker 1: It's so.
Speaker 2: It's not more water, it's just more area that your
Speaker 2: ship has.
Speaker 1: Therefore, splash on a louder scream as it goes down.
Speaker 2: It's truly weird and like I don't want to get
Speaker 2: It's like whatever we're about to go eat, it's just
Speaker 2: never what's there's always evidence that you've taken a dump.
Speaker 2: And when I complained when I first moved there, I'm like,
Speaker 2: why is this toilet so deep?
Speaker 5: I don't understand the point of this is ridiculous. And Martin,
Speaker 5: my husband, was like, I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1: This is weird.
Speaker 5: And then the first time when he came to visit
Speaker 5: my mom and he shated an American toilet that's of normal.
Speaker 2: Depth, he was like, I get it. I get your
Speaker 2: light because he ours it gets rid of the evidence.
Speaker 2: When you flush an American there's nothing left behind, but
Speaker 2: with a British toilet, there's always something left behind.
Speaker 4: Each I treat each movement like a crime that I'm
Speaker 4: getting away with.
Speaker 1: You don't, Yeah, anyway, They're just way too deep.
Speaker 4: It's so did he also marvelet how your mom's house
Speaker 4: had storage and closet space?
Speaker 1: Yes, he did. Didn't you say that they have no closets?
Speaker 3: It's isn't that just an old house thing? Because I
Speaker 3: think the.
Speaker 1: Old houses though, like no one updates their ship.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and there's also the concept like when I first
Speaker 5: you saw me like freak out about it online because
Speaker 5: there was like nothing, there's no nothing, shelves, closets, nothing.
Speaker 5: So I was like I had just washed the towels
Speaker 5: or something, and I was like, where's the linen closet
Speaker 5: And he's like, what is that stack?
Speaker 1: It next to books. Yet, you just have to buy
Speaker 1: your own storage. You have to buy containers that say
Speaker 1: tea on the front of them and then put all
Speaker 1: your towels. Well, you have to buy a wardrobe.
Speaker 5: You have to buy a closet that's a portable closet.
Speaker 1: Crazy it is. It's just such a trick.
Speaker 2: Everyone's been tricked into thinking they have to buy this outside.
Speaker 2: There's a whole industry based on the idea that you
Speaker 2: can't just build a closet into a house.
Speaker 4: I guess it's just a product of us. We consume
Speaker 4: more and we have more stuff now.
Speaker 5: I guess, well, yes, that's what Martin was like, Well,
Speaker 5: you know these houses were built when you know people
Speaker 5: owned like five.
Speaker 3: Things, and then he's like, where's my one pair of pants?
Speaker 5: Basically, it's just that exactly is how British people think.
Speaker 5: Because he said that, and I'm like, you know, in
Speaker 5: the last two hundred years, you could have updated the house.
Speaker 5: You don't have to live as if everyone's still you know.
Speaker 5: But they take like a weird pride in that of
Speaker 5: like no, we it's we stay uncomfortable and we're proud,
Speaker 5: like yeah.
Speaker 1: In that house that long. No, it's we were renting
Speaker 1: that house because we just found it.
Speaker 5: One of the times I was visiting. He we we
Speaker 5: just had to find a place for two people to
Speaker 5: live because he was living in a one bed of apartment.
Speaker 5: But every I mean, it's rare to find a house
Speaker 5: in England that was built anytime recently.
Speaker 1: Everything was already built.
Speaker 5: It's all like Victorian shit, except for remember April, Like so.
Speaker 2: This this was one of my favorite conversations we had
Speaker 2: When we were on tour in England and November, we
Speaker 2: were staying at some really nice hotels and we stayed
Speaker 2: at one and then we moved to a second one
Speaker 2: like halfway through our stay in London, and the second
Speaker 2: one we stayed in was so swinky. So I call
Speaker 2: April because I'm like, dude, this hotel room is crazy.
Speaker 1: It's like twice as good as the one you just saw.
Speaker 2: And I go and you will not believe the bathroom
Speaker 2: has heated floors, And April goes, sorry, dude, my house
Speaker 2: is a total piece of shit. And we have floors too,
Speaker 2: so they can't build new closets.
Speaker 1: Right, all the floors are heated.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's a pretty common thing again, because the place
Speaker 5: we were renting was not rad at all, but yeah,
Speaker 5: it had a heated floors in the kitchen and the bathroom.
Speaker 5: That's crazy, yes, which here you would think exactly, it's
Speaker 5: like that's a rich person thing.
Speaker 1: But we were living in a total dump.
Speaker 2: And then it's like we turn on the heat on
Speaker 2: the floor and it's like, okay, yeah.
Speaker 4: It's pretty nice that I have those warm tiles under
Speaker 4: your feet, right, yeah, I mean.
Speaker 1: It's really awesome.
Speaker 4: My dad has that in his house because he's originally
Speaker 4: from English blood as am I.
Speaker 3: Oh, it was very disappointing that.
Speaker 4: And I thought I had all kinds of different people
Speaker 4: in my blood, but just.
Speaker 2: Just whities really, yeah.
Speaker 4: I thought there'd be some explanations, like my hair and stuff.
Speaker 3: A bunch of British, Yeah, just British British guy fair Banks.
Speaker 1: What do you want, I'd say my last name. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's good for all the people that have just started listening.
Speaker 4: Now that's the christ just started listening. My name is
Speaker 4: Chris Fairbanks.
Speaker 2: Do you think that's because it was like somebody whoever
Speaker 2: your ancestor was, was working at a bank and they
Speaker 2: were the nicest one there and they were like, that.
Speaker 1: Guy's fair chance that last names came about, that's true.
Speaker 4: It is before that people are just saying, hey, you.
Speaker 1: You should get a job at a bank. Hey, Archibald's
Speaker 1: seventh son, that guy.
Speaker 5: But then so everybody was in line at the bank
Speaker 5: and waiting for the window, and they were like, go
Speaker 5: to that window.
Speaker 4: That guy's fair I can't answer that. I don't know
Speaker 4: the origin of my name.
Speaker 1: I think I think I just told you what it was.
Speaker 1: I told you, and that is now the organ of you.
Speaker 1: It probably is.
Speaker 4: It's English and those are the words, that's the meaning
Speaker 4: of them in English.
Speaker 1: So there we go. So I figured I figured it
Speaker 1: out with you, Well.
Speaker 2: What is the now the most British thing you'd do
Speaker 2: that you would have never imagined?
Speaker 1: T Yeah, I definitely drink more tea for sure. Okay,
Speaker 1: what is it.
Speaker 5: I mean, honestly now having no choice, but I have
Speaker 5: to leave the house regardless of what the weather is.
Speaker 4: Like.
Speaker 1: That's when I first got there. It was raining.
Speaker 5: I was like, you know how in La if it rains,
Speaker 5: you just don't go anywhere. You know it's going to
Speaker 5: just happen one day out.
Speaker 1: Of Yeah, that's most places every six months. I'm like whatever.
Speaker 5: And then the first few times I did that, Martin
Speaker 5: was like, well, if you have that attitude, you'll never
Speaker 5: leave that, Like you just let.
Speaker 1: Go places and wear jacket. Yeah, I mean that sounds so.
Speaker 5: I was just really spoiled to go from the sunniest
Speaker 5: place in the world, the consistently sunniest place in the world,
Speaker 5: to the rainiest.
Speaker 1: So yeah, you just have to be like, I got
Speaker 1: to go out no matter what. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I just did a tour of only cold places and
Speaker 4: I felt like complaining at first, but then I just
Speaker 4: see the elderly march right out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, subzero temperatures, and I'm like, what is wrong with me?
Speaker 1: It's good for you. Yeah, it builds up in your stamina.
Speaker 1: You're kind of not so at all.
Speaker 3: It was so cold in Winnipeg, like in fahrenheit.
Speaker 4: It was negative twelve, I think, and it felt like
Speaker 4: I was walking in a cryodentic chamber. I feel my
Speaker 4: hip inflammation shrink because of the weather alone.
Speaker 1: Actually felt good. Yeah, it's just.
Speaker 4: My lungs and the fact that my nose hair was
Speaker 4: fusing with the mustache.
Speaker 1: Well, trim those hairs. I mean, that's on you.
Speaker 4: It is on me. I should not have them even
Speaker 4: mingling with my mustache.
Speaker 2: Why your news airs swimming out and touching, whispering to
Speaker 2: each other until it wasn't until they were intertwined that
Speaker 2: I realized I was disgusting. That's how a lot of
Speaker 2: people learn in cold weather, when they're like, I'll just
Speaker 2: wait until I'm tortured by my own mustache and nose
Speaker 2: hair intermingling.
Speaker 1: Did you have to like break them off? Yeah? I
Speaker 1: flicked them and they shattered. No, I took tweezers and
Speaker 1: I pull them and it hurt. But you did it
Speaker 1: out in the snow. I did it out with my
Speaker 1: cold little hands. Immediately.
Speaker 4: The minute I saw a problem, I say said something,
Speaker 4: I did something, and.
Speaker 1: You saw something.
Speaker 4: Then you said if you see something, something, And yeah,
Speaker 4: learned a lot. But yeah, I in Minneapolis. I bought
Speaker 4: a jacket. I just I was like, enough of this noise.
Speaker 4: I don't I didn't come equipped.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I apparently got there. It's been on the news
Speaker 5: and everything. It's been the wettest winter on record. It's
Speaker 5: been the wettest winter in like the history of England
Speaker 5: because saying something oh totally like even yeah, Martin's been
Speaker 5: like I've never seen it rain this much in my
Speaker 5: life and he's you know, born race, so I'm like,
Speaker 5: I can't. There were entire months where it did not
Speaker 5: stop raining morning tonight, twenty four hours a day.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 5: I had to I have to take Vitamin D. I
Speaker 5: had to get a lamp that is fakes the sun.
Speaker 5: No shit, I had to like sit in front of it. Yeah,
Speaker 5: because it just it has been relentless. But that's I mean,
Speaker 5: it's just like the opposite of Australia is like climate change,
Speaker 5: where Australia's on fire, England's flooding everywhere. Yeah, And every
Speaker 5: meteorologist on TV was just shrugging like, well, dudes, what
Speaker 5: do we tell you rain again? Like they were all like,
Speaker 5: I can't believe it's raining as much. Everybody.
Speaker 3: It's so you and Martin started a podcast together.
Speaker 1: We did. It's really fun.
Speaker 5: I t I present one of my favorite songs and
Speaker 5: he dissects it. Because he's a musician and teaches music
Speaker 5: and everything.
Speaker 1: It's super fun and.
Speaker 4: Probably has always been involved with the exact music you like, right, well.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yes and no, Like, obviously I liked his band
Speaker 5: went in the nineties, but he our taste is not.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 5: He which, yeah, they were rad, but his own personal
Speaker 5: taste doesn't really overlap with mine a lot. So it's
Speaker 5: kind of fun because he absolutely fucking hates a lot
Speaker 5: of shit I like, and so I get to be like, yo,
Speaker 5: it is one of my favorite songs. You got to
Speaker 5: tell me.
Speaker 1: Why it's good, and he's like, I guess.
Speaker 5: And the technically it's just really interesting because he's been
Speaker 5: picking apart.
Speaker 1: He taught himself how to play piano and stuff.
Speaker 5: Uh, and how he did that by teaching himself how
Speaker 5: to play songs on pianos.
Speaker 1: So we'd hear a.
Speaker 2: Song on the radio and would just sit at the
Speaker 2: piano until he figured it out.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 1: So that's he's kind.
Speaker 5: Of It's like a party trick where you could play
Speaker 5: any song and give him like fifteen minutes and he'll go,
Speaker 5: all right.
Speaker 1: Just play it's impressed.
Speaker 5: So it's been fascinating because I'll be like, hey, why
Speaker 5: is this song so good? And he'll listen to it
Speaker 5: and he'll he can go, it's because they play this
Speaker 5: chord at this point and then they change it to
Speaker 5: this chord and.
Speaker 1: Then they get this scientific thing. Yeah, and that gets
Speaker 1: your orphans.
Speaker 2: Yeah, totally, because that's actually they say. How like those
Speaker 2: new producers that do the mega mega stuff, like Katy Perry.
Speaker 2: There there's an absolute formula to those anthemic like maybe
Speaker 2: I'm a firework song where I was talking to this guy,
Speaker 2: the guy that told me about this. I was like,
Speaker 2: I'm embarrassed, but I really like a lot of Katie
Speaker 2: Perry says and he was like, no, no, no, you
Speaker 2: absolutely should Andreas.
Speaker 1: And yeah, but like it's that idea.
Speaker 2: A lot of Adell songs are like that too, where
Speaker 2: they do a key change it has a certain effect
Speaker 2: on human emotion. Yes, and they know it, like that's it.
Speaker 2: They've studied it and they know it. This guy sends
Speaker 2: me off, it's a white maserati to our direct left,
Speaker 2: and if he cuts me off, we.
Speaker 1: Are all truly this car.
Speaker 4: Guys, I just want to adapt to what I said
Speaker 4: and say it could have been ladies in lab coats too.
Speaker 1: I know, I came out of my mouth.
Speaker 4: I went, a bunch of guys in lab coats, be right,
Speaker 4: and look, Katy Perry's there's lady lab coat technicians too.
Speaker 5: But yeah, the only that all of that's true and
Speaker 5: there is you know, there are certain things where you
Speaker 5: know that if you want to try to make somebody cry,
Speaker 5: you play this chord, and if you want to make
Speaker 5: somebody feel happy, you play this chord.
Speaker 1: There are certain things like that.
Speaker 5: I mean, obviously we already got to an episode where
Speaker 5: I want the brown note to be real.
Speaker 2: So bad, you know, not the deepest that makes you
Speaker 2: shoot yourself. No it sadly Martin told me it's not real.
Speaker 2: It's not a real thing. But I thought there were
Speaker 2: those things that cops the sound like science that cops
Speaker 2: are using where they can stop people with audio, so
Speaker 2: he I thought it was real. There can be certain frequencies,
Speaker 2: for sure, but I always, I mean you there's always
Speaker 2: that urban myth of like you can play a note
Speaker 2: on the base that's the brown that's like so.
Speaker 5: Low that anyone listening with ships and soft.
Speaker 1: Like an urban legendary thing. And I was always I'm like,
Speaker 1: please let that be real, because how funny is that?
Speaker 2: Like you're just going you're in a Prima show or
Speaker 2: something that burn or burn, like the little audience ship.
Speaker 1: And they can.
Speaker 2: Basically the idea of that, though, would be that every
Speaker 2: all those bass players are just being so noble to
Speaker 2: not like.
Speaker 1: It's like the it's like the honor system. You're a
Speaker 1: good a man less.
Speaker 2: Well, it is true, because if I knew it, I'd
Speaker 2: never stopped playing it.
Speaker 4: And everyone in the band just slow motions his fingers
Speaker 4: those dots.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's because we talked about that, because Martin
Speaker 2: was just like, Okay, you idiot, Like obviously that's not
Speaker 2: a thing, because yes, everyone would play it all time.
Speaker 1: And then I was like, but it could have good
Speaker 1: use it.
Speaker 2: We just went down a road of how easy it
Speaker 2: would be if you went to the doctor. You're like, doctor,
Speaker 2: I'm constipated, and your doctor just whipped out a base.
Speaker 1: Like two octaves lower. Okay, like you cure, are.
Speaker 5: You posting this podcast? You didn't tell me we're doing this.
Speaker 5: We've like tweeted about it and stuff. What's it called?
Speaker 5: It's called why do I like this? Okay, it's just
Speaker 5: why do I like this podcast? Dot com?
Speaker 1: And it is It's just I play a song and
Speaker 1: I just go, hey, Martin, why do I like this?
Speaker 5: And then he breaks it down and he'll just be like, well,
Speaker 5: this part you like because this is the sad part,
Speaker 5: and then you like this part because it sounds like
Speaker 5: it was great. I presented this old song that my
Speaker 5: nana used to play that I just love so much,
Speaker 5: and he yeah, there's a part. There's a harmonica part
Speaker 5: in it, and he's like, you like this because this
Speaker 5: part sounds that harmonica sounds like a person crying.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, it totally does. Yeah, it's crazy. I
Speaker 1: love it. I have a quick story to tell my sister.
Speaker 2: At her school, there's a music teacher who, uh, my
Speaker 2: sister's been teaching for thirty years, so she's a little
Speaker 2: bit over it, like there's people who really have a
Speaker 2: passion for the children in their future, and my sister
Speaker 2: just like, let's get this day over. So the music
Speaker 2: teacher apparently gave my sister a harmonica and said, you
Speaker 2: should use this when you're trying to control your class,
Speaker 2: and my son's like, first of all, I don't need
Speaker 2: to fucking try to control my class, right, I got
Speaker 2: them under like you know, the whip whatever. And then
Speaker 2: and then of course, you know my sister, it's like, secondly,
Speaker 2: I'm not using a fucking harmonica like a.
Speaker 5: Nerd, like she would never she was never gonna fucking
Speaker 5: play the.
Speaker 2: All right, yeah, So so that so the music teacher
Speaker 2: walks by my sister and is like, how's it harmonica going,
Speaker 2: And my sister's like, it's amazing.
Speaker 1: I can't believe it, un totally lies her face.
Speaker 2: Then the next day the harmonica teacher comes in, I mean, sorry,
Speaker 2: the music.
Speaker 1: Teacher, she's not harmon's so specification children. So the music
Speaker 1: teacher goes in.
Speaker 2: Sister Blues Traveler Elementary.
Speaker 1: They gotta find a building. Those kids shouldn't around the
Speaker 1: country like that. So the music teacher.
Speaker 2: Goes in and she's like, so room eight is misk
Speaker 2: has miskal Garreff been using her harmonica with you guys,
Speaker 2: And my sister goes those little ships turned me in
Speaker 2: in Unison.
Speaker 1: They've never done anything altogether at once.
Speaker 2: And they all went no, clear and loud like unmistakably.
Speaker 2: And then the music teacher looks at my sister and
Speaker 2: then like looks at them, goes, you mean she never
Speaker 2: once has blown the harmonica for you, And they're like no.
Speaker 6: No, then is the worst the teacher to put the
Speaker 6: kids on the right But she her little tools.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Paton inspired to play the blues more than ever.
Speaker 2: My sister's like I threw that harmonica out the window.
Speaker 1: She was so pissed.
Speaker 4: My does my harmonicas are gross. My great grandma gave
Speaker 4: me one and it was like pearl. It was so
Speaker 4: old and it was crack. It looked like old teeth
Speaker 4: and I just put it near my teeth and it
Speaker 4: was like touching someone else's teeth.
Speaker 1: Oh, you made out with that harmonica.
Speaker 4: I toothed, I tooth rubbed it. I made out with
Speaker 4: that like a fifth grader who's never kissed.
Speaker 1: Clank clank clan.
Speaker 4: My grace is all caught up in it.
Speaker 1: And then you asked it to go with you. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And then I danced a full arms length away from.
Speaker 4: It to Quincidwn harmonica music at the dance.
Speaker 1: I went to a lot of barn dances. Guys, just
Speaker 1: save me from this April.
Speaker 2: I thought we'd drive you right to Cedars so and
Speaker 2: I just because I know that's the one place you
Speaker 2: have to go every.
Speaker 1: Time you come. I missed it. Yeah, I liked it
Speaker 1: now that I in England. I missed paying for health care.
Speaker 3: So let's go, Oh wow, so have you used health care?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I've gone to the doctor like ten times.
Speaker 1: And if you and do you have any tumors? And
Speaker 1: I have nothing, it's totally free.
Speaker 3: Great.
Speaker 5: I couldn't believe it. Like the first time I went.
Speaker 5: I'm so used to, especially the last few years. I
Speaker 5: haven't had health insurance in like ten years.
Speaker 2: When I was living here and just doing comedy and stuff,
Speaker 2: and so I am so used.
Speaker 1: To not going to the doctor, Like if I get
Speaker 1: a cold or anything, I just am.
Speaker 5: Like, I gotta walk this off, Like I can't go
Speaker 5: to the doctor unless I'm actually dying.
Speaker 1: And so the first couple of months I was there,
Speaker 1: I did.
Speaker 5: I got a bad cold or sore throat or something,
Speaker 5: and Martin was like, yeah, make a doctor's appointment. I'm like,
Speaker 5: I can't, I can't afford it. I'll just ride this out,
Speaker 5: and he's like it costs nothing, and I couldn't believe it.
Speaker 5: And then I went and when we were leaving after
Speaker 5: the appointment, I was like, what do I do now?
Speaker 1: And he's like you walk out the door, like, what
Speaker 1: are you talking about?
Speaker 4: Don't really know, You're just done. No government papers, Nope, Wow.
Speaker 4: How they make money? They get paid by the government.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's tax I mean they pay we pay a
Speaker 2: lot more tex environment, but yeah, yeah, it's like a
Speaker 2: service because of your taxes. It's not they don't make money.
Speaker 2: It's not privatized. And that's what And it didn't used
Speaker 2: to be that way. There were lots of things that
Speaker 2: were not privatized here. And when it slowly started to
Speaker 2: turn in the eighties, that's when my mom was like,
Speaker 2: keep your eye out.
Speaker 1: This is not good because.
Speaker 2: When you start making money on things like medical stuff
Speaker 2: that's why insulin costs two thousand dollars, or you start
Speaker 2: making money off of people being in cars rated, all
Speaker 2: of a sudden, there's a demand to arrest brown people.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's that's like the problem the problem with capitalism.
Speaker 5: I mean, the quaint thing is is recently, I mean
Speaker 5: I don't know how recent.
Speaker 1: I think maybe in the past ten years or something.
Speaker 5: Like everything used to be one hundred percent free, like
Speaker 5: zero pounds, but now prescriptions are eight pounds, which is
Speaker 5: ten dollars roughly. And so when that when Martin goes
Speaker 5: to get his prescription, like he was.
Speaker 1: Like, oh, I can't believe I've eight pounds, Like what
Speaker 1: the full?
Speaker 2: And I was like laughing because I'm like, are you
Speaker 2: kidding me?
Speaker 1: That's ten bucks. That's amazing.
Speaker 2: But then my standals, yeah, like when they go, oh,
Speaker 2: this this is ten bucks, I'm like, ooh really yeah,
Speaker 2: because there's definitely been times where I'm like, I need
Speaker 2: this medicine. It's cost three hundred and twenty dollars. I
Speaker 2: guess I'll just charge it exactly exactly.
Speaker 5: So even the recent developments of charging anything at all,
Speaker 5: they're like, this is outrage.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I'm glad we went into this hole.
Speaker 1: To the road. Yeah, fascinating area.
Speaker 3: H this is where my hip dog there is.
Speaker 4: Everyone go ahead, hey, doctor hip, Yeah, I gotta sentima
Speaker 4: head shot to get on this wall of fame.
Speaker 2: It's a headshot of your right budget there. It is
Speaker 2: the hip that made you face.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you didn't do jaw surgery. Why would I send
Speaker 1: you a picture of my face is my did you
Speaker 1: see Chris's facelift?
Speaker 4: I don't tell anyone about it, so sorry, it's preventative.
Speaker 1: It's a preventative facelift. I get it.
Speaker 3: Early, so befir I'm Saggy before I'm a member.
Speaker 2: Of sag Is there a place April that coming back
Speaker 2: home you have to go to first and foremost?
Speaker 1: I mean obviously Swingers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the first place I got to eat, first place,
Speaker 2: best place.
Speaker 5: Also, just Mexican food in general, because there's no Mexican
Speaker 5: food in England that is very frustrating. H just none
Speaker 5: at all. I mean they have they call shit, what
Speaker 5: are they called Chipotle? They have Chipotle, but it's called
Speaker 5: like real Alifornia Burritos or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: So just food really, because yeah, there's just stuff there
Speaker 5: that you just cannot get. I have to remember to
Speaker 5: bring bring back a ranch dressing packet, like seasoning, Like
Speaker 5: ranch dressing is not a thing there. Because you're like,
Speaker 5: give me some ranch dressing. They're like, I don't know
Speaker 5: what those words break. They're like, yeah, it's like branches here.
Speaker 1: There's no equivalent, you know how they dressed. Yeah, there's
Speaker 1: just stuff like that.
Speaker 5: I forgot little things where when I go to the
Speaker 5: grocery store to buy it and it's just nowhere to
Speaker 5: be found, and I ask somebody like, Oh, where's the
Speaker 5: blah blah blah and they just look at me like
Speaker 5: I don't what are you talking about?
Speaker 1: And I'm like, Oh, you don't have that. It's the weirdest.
Speaker 5: I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich one day
Speaker 5: and Martin was like, what the fuck are you doing?
Speaker 5: And I'm like, what are you I'm making the world's
Speaker 5: oldest dando.
Speaker 4: And you have peanut butter and jelly if neither of
Speaker 4: those had ever been thought to be put together.
Speaker 1: He was like, I don't what is happening? Like what
Speaker 1: is this? It's amazing? Yeah, He's like, no, one eat what?
Speaker 5: And I because NANCE have a stepdaughter now, and I'm like,
Speaker 5: Nancy doesn't eat this. He's like no, what? Like this
Speaker 5: is like the international child sandwich. Everyone had has lunch
Speaker 5: and there. He's like, No, that is never a thing
Speaker 5: I've ever seen.
Speaker 3: In a life.
Speaker 1: Wow. But they do have jam sandwiches, right, yeah, but
Speaker 1: they don't. It's not peanut butter but free and it's
Speaker 1: only uh and bears wearing rain hats.
Speaker 5: So it's just I didn't know until I got there
Speaker 5: for a long period of time as an adult, how
Speaker 5: many cultural just tiny things like that in.
Speaker 2: Your backyard and can give your fox some child Yes,
Speaker 2: we totally have made them jam sandwiches.
Speaker 4: It's like, do I love that? Those foxes? It's crazy.
Speaker 4: Real foxes look like cartoony.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they really do. That is okay. Foxes there just
Speaker 1: roam the streets. Okay, Well we have that yard.
Speaker 5: Our house that we're renting is kind of like half underground,
Speaker 5: so the kitchen window is like level with the ground.
Speaker 5: So that's why those pictures are so close, because they're
Speaker 5: napping on outside on the ground, but it's at our
Speaker 5: eye level. And so the one guy that we called Spike,
Speaker 5: who comes the most often, he's used to us now
Speaker 5: in a way like at first he used to run
Speaker 5: away and now he just looks up at us like
Speaker 5: I don't care anymore.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And so I stared him for like seven hours
Speaker 2: a day, humanized Yeah, and he does. And so we
Speaker 2: started we did. I looked up what foxes eat. I
Speaker 2: was ready to be like a Disney cartoon. I'm like,
Speaker 2: I want to pet these motherfuckers. I want them to
Speaker 2: sing songs while they like put my dresses on me
Speaker 2: and like birds are chirping.
Speaker 1: You want to break them into the this apple cider factory.
Speaker 2: And mister yes, I want to put a fantasticness like
Speaker 2: bow tie on him.
Speaker 5: Like I was like, we're domesticating these dudes. I'm making
Speaker 5: them my friends. And of course Martin is like, yeah,
Speaker 5: that's not happening there.
Speaker 1: They're riddled.
Speaker 5: Well, they're apparently that they're more like dogs than cats
Speaker 5: and they're friendlier.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're not for their own safety.
Speaker 5: You shouldn't try to befriend them because they need to
Speaker 5: stay like afraid of humans.
Speaker 1: But they're not dangerous, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 5: Because if you go on Instagram because a million people
Speaker 5: have tagged me on fox things now, and there's a
Speaker 5: guy in London who does have a fox that like
Speaker 5: comes up to him and hangs out with him and
Speaker 5: gets in his arms and like eats food out of
Speaker 5: his hands and acts like a dog.
Speaker 1: Wow, And that's bad for the fox community. Yeah, just
Speaker 1: because they're supposed to stay afraid. But it is you.
Speaker 5: Every time if I walk home from like the train
Speaker 5: station at night, foxes are just out in the street,
Speaker 5: Like walking down the middle of the street.
Speaker 1: They will just walk up to you and look at
Speaker 1: you like you got some snacks. You might as well
Speaker 1: be friends with them. Yeah, when you go to tad
Speaker 1: and they kind of bounce, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: But I look forward to a future where we live
Speaker 1: with foxes. Yes, now are they bity? Don't their teeth
Speaker 1: look very shit? Get a little nippy?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I haven't had that experience. The arm
Speaker 1: out the window and since see what have it? Some
Speaker 1: jam on your arm?
Speaker 2: And I read I was like, what a foxes eat?
Speaker 2: And the internet told me sweet things? They like sweet things.
Speaker 2: So we made a jam sandwich, put it out there.
Speaker 2: He came up and ate it. It was like the
Speaker 2: cutest thing ever seeing he ate it.
Speaker 5: Off of a plate, like cut it up like a
Speaker 5: person sandwich and put it on a plate.
Speaker 1: And I've read that they like eggs.
Speaker 5: You put raw eggs, and I've seen videos online where
Speaker 5: they take the egg and they take their little claw
Speaker 5: and they poke a hole in the top and then
Speaker 5: they like suck the egg out of the shell.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, it's great, and then they painted.
Speaker 5: And so yeah, we've we've fed them jam sandwiches. But
Speaker 5: it's when we at night our bedroom. If you look
Speaker 5: out of our bedroom window into the street, there's just
Speaker 5: like five foxes just walking around the street looking for food.
Speaker 1: That's crazy.
Speaker 3: I think I would enjoy them. They're just love that.
Speaker 4: It's so funny because the fox took a picture of
Speaker 4: lips like the fake fox from Mighty Boosh without those
Speaker 4: syringes for Fi.
Speaker 5: Well, he's because he's really healthy and obviously in good shape.
Speaker 5: The real bummer is some of the ones that hang
Speaker 5: out in our yard look like they just came from
Speaker 5: a fight.
Speaker 1: Yes yea. And they're like that missing chunks of fur.
Speaker 1: It's like mn a.
Speaker 5: Foxes like with other foxes, other foxes, probably other dogs maybe,
Speaker 5: I don't know what other.
Speaker 1: Drunk girls in the street after closing time. Who's their faue?
Speaker 1: It'll fucking end you. I'm a fuck What.
Speaker 3: Are you hitting me at the fox ks?
Speaker 4: It's not a dress and you're you're all in bridesmaid scowns.
Speaker 1: I'm not wearing a fur coat. I am a fox.
Speaker 4: Stop it murdered people just pouring red is my actual coat?
Speaker 3: I know you're a little kid wearing mink.
Speaker 1: I am a fox.
Speaker 5: Although I will say, the scariest noise in the entire
Speaker 5: universe is fox is having sex.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they give us a little sample.
Speaker 5: It sounds something like that. It sounds like it sounds
Speaker 5: like baby's being murdered. It sounds like a toddler fight club.
Speaker 5: That's not fun because they em barbed.
Speaker 1: They peanis. I don't know, we shouldn't talk about fox dicks.
Speaker 5: I guess all this is genuine. I'm not being funny all.
Speaker 5: The very first time I ever heard it, this was
Speaker 5: during a visit. I woke up my friend I was
Speaker 5: staying with and I was like, I think we have
Speaker 5: to call the police. And they were like why, And
Speaker 5: I was like, I think someone's beating their child. I
Speaker 5: think someone's beating a baby. And they were like, no, no,
Speaker 5: that's fox is fucking.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: They knew because it's like such a regular occurrence. Wow,
Speaker 5: it's horrifying.
Speaker 1: I don't look how quickly I changed my mo.
Speaker 2: Them boning is not what you want to hear. But
Speaker 2: then when they're done doing you're like, let's be friends.
Speaker 2: Then you're like, look at baby foxes yep, yep.
Speaker 3: I keep the pictures coming until I have to say now, April.
Speaker 2: Do you want to go up to this part of
Speaker 2: Fairfax and buy your new your yeezies and are important
Speaker 2: to you?
Speaker 4: You you've been mentioning you wanted to stand in line
Speaker 4: at Supreme, right I do.
Speaker 5: I was hoping we could camp overnight the one shirt
Speaker 5: that they stock per day.
Speaker 2: It's so funny. That culture is so just has nothing
Speaker 2: to do with my life. So when people started lining
Speaker 2: up out in front of stores on Fairfax, because all
Speaker 2: those stores turn into really cool tennis shoe store, yes whatever,
Speaker 2: we'd call them sneakers and shoes. But I was always like,
Speaker 2: what's this? Except like I was always like, there's an
Speaker 2: in person record store. I would just like make up
Speaker 2: the reason why I.
Speaker 5: Looked it up because I used to walk by it
Speaker 5: all the time, Like every single time I walk down Fairfax,
Speaker 5: there was a line of you know, forty people outside
Speaker 5: of Supreme, and I'm like, what is happening? And then
Speaker 5: I got angrier because I looked it up and there's
Speaker 5: a documentary on YouTube about it about the Supreme reseller.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yes, it was like a fifteen year old
Speaker 2: they interviewed and he's like, I make six figures a
Speaker 2: year just waiting in line as Supreme and.
Speaker 1: I was like, fuck you to Hellary system.
Speaker 2: It's it's kind of genius though, because it's that kind
Speaker 2: of thing where like this new world that we live
Speaker 2: in and the people that have figured out the way,
Speaker 2: it's the same thing as like the people that figured
Speaker 2: out you take the thing that's popular and you just
Speaker 2: replay it on YouTube and give it a tech channel,
Speaker 2: and you make money passively off of the thing that's popular. Right,
Speaker 2: All those kind of scams out there, and that one
Speaker 2: of just if you're willing to wait two hours in
Speaker 2: a line, you can make thousands and thousands of dollars
Speaker 2: selling shoes to people around the world.
Speaker 5: Well, in this documentary, the one kid and he was
Speaker 5: like fifteen or sixteen, was like running the business.
Speaker 1: So he's the boss and then he was paying.
Speaker 5: The interviewed a guy standing in line who was like
Speaker 5: who was like forty and had a wife and kids,
Speaker 5: and they're like what are you doing here and he's
Speaker 5: like this, I'm a professional line guy.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 5: And they were like what and he's like, yeah, they
Speaker 5: pay me to stand in line for the Supreme shit.
Speaker 1: So the fifteen year old in his bedroom is paying
Speaker 1: this four year old man all that, Yeah, to wait in.
Speaker 5: Line for seven hours to get the supreme thing so
Speaker 5: the fifteen year old can resell it for like old years.
Speaker 4: And I'm and meanwhile, I'm flying somewhere on my own
Speaker 4: dollar to go get a check at a comedy. Yes,
Speaker 4: where it's like I am not working the system, I'm
Speaker 4: doing the wrong pen yep. Wow, yeah there was. I
Speaker 4: was in some place, some Christmas pageant. I swear, I
Speaker 4: know it sounds made up Fred Willard's Christmas pageant.
Speaker 1: Well this reason.
Speaker 4: It was across the street. There's like a playhouse across
Speaker 4: from that Silent movie theater where that used to be, right,
Speaker 4: and all these people were sitting in chairs. I thought
Speaker 4: they were there for the show. I'm like, wow, why
Speaker 4: are you guys aim the opposite direction. They're like, we're
Speaker 4: here for shoes, man.
Speaker 1: No, you're waiting inside of the theater. Yeah. Oh, the
Speaker 1: people in the audience were already there. They were old
Speaker 1: and they were there early.
Speaker 2: And the other people were like, we're just hanging out
Speaker 2: here until the shoes going, sneaker pimps.
Speaker 1: No, did you take them down six underground? Oh wow?
Speaker 4: I knew that you would remember who they were and
Speaker 4: I just I have no idea.
Speaker 1: They have no idea what their song was. Now do
Speaker 1: basement Jacks?
Speaker 2: Oh that's crazy, Yeah, that's I And every time I
Speaker 2: walk by all those stores on Fairfax really do look
Speaker 2: like they have three things in the entire store.
Speaker 5: They're like, here's three T shirts hanging on a hanger.
Speaker 5: There's the stock of our store. Yeah, I don't understand.
Speaker 5: I mean, I guess those shirts are like ten thousand
Speaker 5: dollars each.
Speaker 1: Some of them are really pricey. Yeah, yeah, because otherwise
Speaker 1: how are they paying the rent? Yeah, I don't I would.
Speaker 4: I'm curious about it, though, I want to learn about it.
Speaker 1: It's kind of like in the beginning.
Speaker 2: I remember when the Internet started and eBay started. I
Speaker 2: knew a guy that would sell things like postcards on
Speaker 2: eBay and he would just write like I mean, he
Speaker 2: would just post a thing and it would be like
Speaker 2: vintage postcard, but it was just a postcard.
Speaker 1: He went and bought it like borders books.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and he would just sell them and people would
Speaker 2: be like, you know, they would bid it up and
Speaker 2: a person would end up paying fifty bucks for like
Speaker 2: a Charlie Chaplin postcard that this motherfucker had just basically
Speaker 2: got his set eleven said.
Speaker 1: Was old and was not.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 4: Yes, and there's no guarantee you can do that. There's
Speaker 4: nothing illegal about it, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Because there was.
Speaker 2: You know, it was like the earlier days where people
Speaker 2: are just assuming that what they were getting was what
Speaker 2: they were paying for. And because it's the bidding thing,
Speaker 2: it's not like he didn't set the price that the
Speaker 2: price end up paying.
Speaker 1: He just got bid up to that. My favorite thing
Speaker 1: about that era, and.
Speaker 5: Even I guess it still happens to day, is when
Speaker 5: things when you would sell a thing on eBay, like
Speaker 5: an autograph, and it would come with a certificate of authenticity.
Speaker 2: I'm like, who sits on the board, like I can
Speaker 2: print out a certificate of authenticity.
Speaker 1: Yes, you can buy them at staple.
Speaker 2: Yes. It's just like the vaguest thing of old time
Speaker 2: where it's like no, no, no, it's authentic. This piece
Speaker 2: of paper that I also created says it's authentic.
Speaker 1: I love that.
Speaker 2: I was going to buy a painting in my hometown
Speaker 2: and the antique.
Speaker 1: Seller she was like, oh, it's it's this much.
Speaker 2: There's a couple thousand dollars, and I was like, that's
Speaker 2: kind of nuts and She's like, but it's this artist,
Speaker 2: and I loved the painting. I wanted to get it
Speaker 2: really bad, but it was like, that seems like a
Speaker 2: crazy amount to pay. And then so somebody I asked
Speaker 2: someone's advice and they were like, well, if you get it,
Speaker 2: you absolutely need a certificate of authenticity so you have
Speaker 2: proof that it's that it's really that painter's painting.
Speaker 1: So I asked this woman for it, and then she
Speaker 1: wrote back, I I promise you it's authentic, like she thought,
Speaker 1: and I was like, that counts a certificate. That's nice.
Speaker 2: No, it absolutely does not. It was like, yes, but
Speaker 2: there's this other thing I need from you.
Speaker 4: Where she was like, I promise, but this promise is
Speaker 4: well worded. You can print this email and paste it
Speaker 4: to the back of the canvas.
Speaker 2: But that is as much Who regulates the certificate of authenticity,
Speaker 2: is what I'm saying, Like, well, in that case, it's
Speaker 2: just somebody. The person that signs their name is usually
Speaker 2: the artist. It's like silly young because they're not even
Speaker 2: like full sized bikes, they're like mini.
Speaker 3: They should be ashamed of them.
Speaker 1: They really should not. They definitely deserve to be bullied,
Speaker 1: should be dry that's.
Speaker 3: Why it's been good in the past.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's go follow. Yeah, let's do that. Let's do that.
Speaker 4: Let's see what they can hear your mirrors with memories.
Speaker 4: It's scary to buy things online.
Speaker 1: You never know.
Speaker 4: I do it all the time, and then it shows
Speaker 4: up and I'm like, oh, I'm a fool.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, this is a cheap thing. Oh that that
Speaker 1: was well photographed.
Speaker 2: From what I just showed you, which is I bought
Speaker 2: what I thought was what I thought was this, like
Speaker 2: it's kind of embarrassing. Help, but it really was. Basically it.
Speaker 2: I can't explain it, forget it, Stephen, cut this.
Speaker 3: I can't explain anything.
Speaker 5: Oh I want to go, Karen. Can we go to
Speaker 5: the Early Color Labs when it's open. It's where you
Speaker 5: can make your own nail polish color. Oh sure, I
Speaker 5: want to go there. What color are you going to make?
Speaker 1: Oh? I don't know. I would love to know. Samps.
Speaker 1: I got to get all the samps in front of me,
Speaker 1: and I had.
Speaker 4: A brief stint painting pictures on fingernails, and I went
Speaker 4: to the nail salon across from my house and asked
Speaker 4: what they would pay me if they you know, if
Speaker 4: you need someone to paint little tiny pictures on nails,
Speaker 4: I'm your guy. I'm across the street. And they were
Speaker 4: like ten dollars a nail, what like that? Not really
Speaker 4: I thought this was going to say that was going
Speaker 4: to be my supreme But I think.
Speaker 2: Most most people that do manicurists or do I think
Speaker 2: nail artists probably do it themselves.
Speaker 1: Because there's a.
Speaker 2: Lady that my sister goes to in my hometown and
Speaker 2: she'll be like, do you like if it's Christmas, she'll
Speaker 2: put a snowflake on, if you're going to Hawaii, she'll
Speaker 2: put a little like palm tree on your whatever. And
Speaker 2: it's like she takes a totally different brush and it
Speaker 2: is like it's all about It's almost like the people
Speaker 2: that do art in the foam, where it's like dots
Speaker 2: and then the dots join together to make the picture.
Speaker 4: I think what I was doing was tiny little paintings
Speaker 4: like landscape.
Speaker 1: It was taking me a long time. It was not
Speaker 1: a good how long to do like one?
Speaker 4: I did my nieces and my sister and it was yeah,
Speaker 4: it was like an hour of doing that.
Speaker 1: Wow for one fingernail.
Speaker 2: Go oh, was it like the entire Grand Canyon as
Speaker 2: a landscape. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, pictures.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well that'll be one of the photos for this
Speaker 4: episode to make it.
Speaker 1: About me and my nail art. No, I love it.
Speaker 4: And it's either that or I invented a corner bed
Speaker 4: headboard that is also a shelf, so your bed comes
Speaker 4: out from the corner. I looked all over online trying
Speaker 4: to find one. They don't exist, so I build one.
Speaker 4: So how do I mass produce them? Are you doing
Speaker 4: my forty five degree corner?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Describe that person's just in That was amazing. Did they
Speaker 4: have a self driving car that went haywire?
Speaker 1: I know they were just stopped at a stops moniacally laughing, laughing,
Speaker 1: laughing at being stopped. I hope you got a picture
Speaker 1: of that own. That's great.
Speaker 2: Wait, I want to hear you might have an investor.
Speaker 2: Let me hear more about your corner bed.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so most of us have a bed that's like
Speaker 4: just in the middle of the room or against the wall,
Speaker 4: making it hard to make that bead. My bedroom was
Speaker 4: big enough to where I wanted my bed to come
Speaker 4: out diagonally from the corner, but then my pillows and
Speaker 4: everything fell back there.
Speaker 1: To have a headboard. Yeah, the triangle pit.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I made like a triangle triangularly shaped.
Speaker 1: Headboard thing I can would you build it would?
Speaker 3: Yeah? With the old repurpose burnwood.
Speaker 4: So if I had those plans, or how do I
Speaker 4: build them for people?
Speaker 3: How do I make it a business?
Speaker 1: Did you make blueprints? I did?
Speaker 3: They aren't very professional, but I could make them better.
Speaker 1: So can you just do it to order?
Speaker 3: That's yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then i'd have to send all the wood.
Speaker 1: It sounds like it. I wouldn't bunch of a profit.
Speaker 1: Well if you charge, if you go the fifteen year
Speaker 1: old Supreme route and up.
Speaker 4: Charges, yeah, I know by than you or I just
Speaker 4: want to get on shark tank and would be wearing pajamas.
Speaker 4: We all hate making our bed when it yeah, it's
Speaker 4: a wall, don't get marked c Bay's like, I don't
Speaker 4: even like making my bed. I like owning sports teams exactly.
Speaker 4: What if I told you you could have a bed
Speaker 4: jetting from the corner, but you don't lose your pillows.
Speaker 1: Who's just going to say triangle pit behind my bed? Wait?
Speaker 1: How is that in a func shue thing? Oh? Recommended
Speaker 1: to have it coming out of the corner. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't know if you're not.
Speaker 4: If you're supposed to wake up facing a door, I
Speaker 4: think that's bad.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I'm not going to replace and put your door in
Speaker 4: a different part of the room. That's not my jurisdiction.
Speaker 1: No, you How do you feel in your room with corner?
Speaker 1: I wake up, I look at my snowy mountain wall.
Speaker 1: I feel great.
Speaker 4: I feel right the minute I wake up, I'm looking
Speaker 4: at a snowy mountain. I feel like I've been outside.
Speaker 5: And do you have it in the like you open
Speaker 5: the door and then it's the corner opposite the door.
Speaker 4: Yes, okay, yeah, so it's just and it it looks beautiful.
Speaker 1: Cool.
Speaker 3: I invented it. No one steal my idea out there.
Speaker 1: That you just put on the internet. I figure it out.
Speaker 3: You guys will be you'll be laughing one time, laughing.
Speaker 2: Did you write it down and mail it to yourself
Speaker 2: so you're gonna have a timestamp for copyright purposes.
Speaker 3: It comes with a certificate of authors.
Speaker 1: This is Chris. I assure you this. I promise.
Speaker 4: This is a triangle promise, or I didn't send this email.
Speaker 1: My name isn't fair.
Speaker 2: It was a business woman she was not like a
Speaker 2: friend a friend, It's like a business.
Speaker 1: Lady was like, I promise this is real.
Speaker 2: And also she was supposed to be kind of like
Speaker 2: an art dealer. I just googled this, so you should
Speaker 2: know for sure what I'm talking.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you didn't get the painting, it may have benefit.
Speaker 2: It also was the kind of thing where I am
Speaker 2: I think I might be cheap deep down because I
Speaker 2: love the painting. But then when I found out the price,
Speaker 2: I was like, that's kind of a weird painting where.
Speaker 1: I'm like changed entirely.
Speaker 4: Second, I knew that Yeah, if it's something subjective, like,
Speaker 4: all right, you can tuck yourself out of it.
Speaker 1: Sure. Ell yeah, oh that.
Speaker 3: Got ugly real things. Realize those eyes were crooked.
Speaker 1: This is disgusting. No one would want this painting two
Speaker 1: hundred dollars. It's beautiful, it's perfect real. So what have
Speaker 1: you guys been up to since I moved away?
Speaker 4: I drive by your old apartment and still can't find parking.
Speaker 2: I go to Good Marris and I'm by myself, and
Speaker 2: I stare at the waiter, going, what's wrong with this picture?
Speaker 1: That's right?
Speaker 4: I go to the true TV website and see that
Speaker 4: we still actively have a show that we hosted.
Speaker 1: It is true.
Speaker 5: I get people tag me and send me oh, they're
Speaker 5: showing a marathon of you and Chris, and I'm like, noah, they.
Speaker 4: Still air that show. I get more from that. And
Speaker 4: World's Dumbest too. They still they just never stop. They
Speaker 4: never They just that's what true TV does, not to
Speaker 4: talk smack about a network. But I'm doing it. They
Speaker 4: just kind of quietly rather than go through because I
Speaker 4: understand you don't want to make someone sad and actually
Speaker 4: cancel their show.
Speaker 1: They just kind of quietly quit, quit order and say.
Speaker 4: Well there's a chance and then just tell us let's
Speaker 4: I can quit thinking about it.
Speaker 1: But yeah, they apparently air it a lot.
Speaker 3: We just went in I someone said, bring a friend.
Speaker 4: It's kind of a casual audition and then they said,
Speaker 4: you guys were great, you have a show wild.
Speaker 1: It really was, and it was it was fun.
Speaker 4: It wasn't It was like we were learning how to
Speaker 4: host a show while on air.
Speaker 1: Well you were doing it.
Speaker 4: By the end, we've kind of figured it out. And
Speaker 4: then like, wait, okay, this is actually fun. Let's keep
Speaker 4: doing this.
Speaker 1: And they said no, yeah, now that you're good at
Speaker 1: it now that the now we don't want it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, but we still are on the website.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's still People will send me pictures like
Speaker 2: I'm in the gym and you and Crease are on
Speaker 2: TV and it's just.
Speaker 1: Us acting like fools.
Speaker 4: At the time, we did some silly stuff, but it
Speaker 4: was always fun. It's just like a show where two
Speaker 4: people are making each other laugh.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's all it ended up being, but it was
Speaker 1: super fun. It was really fun.
Speaker 4: Rest in Peace. Almost genius, they remembered and what it's called.
Speaker 4: It was gonna say real genius. We were in real
Speaker 4: Janius with I was Mitch Nerd. You were the girl
Speaker 4: that made us sled out of a lawn chair.
Speaker 5: We were times I ran into Lanslow.
Speaker 4: Hollyfeld, the guy that lives in the closet. His brother
Speaker 4: lived next to Tagan. I what were you serious? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: John Gryce and his brother is and Carrie.
Speaker 1: He's like an editor and they live right next door.
Speaker 4: And he's nice and I was like, you were less
Speaker 4: a little Hollyfeld and he's like, oh wow, I always
Speaker 4: hear Uncle Rico.
Speaker 1: He's the nicest man. Oh, same guy for both.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I know that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's great. He's just like a character actor.
Speaker 4: He lived in a closet when the Freedom Lay sweepstakes
Speaker 4: we all remember because they didn't have a.
Speaker 3: Certificate of authenticity to just print him out.
Speaker 1: That's I love the concept. I forever love it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I just that movie holds up real genius, its up.
Speaker 4: It really holds up. And I've been doing stand up
Speaker 4: a lot. That's my story.
Speaker 1: I don't really do that.
Speaker 5: I've done it a handful of times since movie, and
Speaker 5: I always bomb in England.
Speaker 1: I'm not phonny in England, not like stage, not socially.
Speaker 4: No, maybe it was it's the part because I really
Speaker 4: did have a good time when I did it there.
Speaker 4: It just depends on where your head, I guess, just.
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, it does.
Speaker 5: But it's also just so I'm my personality is antithetical
Speaker 5: to everything about British, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: They're like, let's be quiet, stiff upper lift. I'm like,
Speaker 1: what's up, looks be best friends everyone, And they're like, no,
Speaker 1: what you're weird?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're flying in the face of all that is British.
Speaker 5: Absolutely well, I hope you're enjoying it. No, I mean,
Speaker 5: I am like obviously Martin totally rules. And we just
Speaker 5: bought a house, which is awesome.
Speaker 1: Oh you've got a new house. Yeah, we bought.
Speaker 5: We were renting and then we just bought the house.
Speaker 5: He got the keys yesterday.
Speaker 1: Wow. And so when I get back, we're going to
Speaker 1: move in owner. Dude. You know what's so wild?
Speaker 2: Our house payment in a foreign country is like cheaper
Speaker 2: than LA rent. Yeah wow, yeah, dude, it's not surprising
Speaker 2: crazy this town.
Speaker 1: And yeah, so we're going to do that. So that's cool.
Speaker 5: I'm like doing adult shit. That's cool. But yeah, it's
Speaker 5: very different. It's very different.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm proud of you for taking that, making that
Speaker 3: big move.
Speaker 4: That would be you just uprooted your life, got rid
Speaker 4: of all your cool stuff.
Speaker 5: I did sell so much shit and give away so
Speaker 5: much shit.
Speaker 1: Dude, what do you miss anything on my record collection?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Oh wow?
Speaker 5: I sold almost my entire record collection to me but
Speaker 5: because I couldn't I mean shipping my stuff over there.
Speaker 1: Like it was basically like the concept of pot.
Speaker 5: Like they brought a thing that was like here, you
Speaker 5: fill up this thing and it costs a certain like
Speaker 5: whatever does it fit in?
Speaker 1: This thing? Doesn't go on the boat, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. Yeah, so I was.
Speaker 5: I had to just get rid of a ton of stuff,
Speaker 5: and I gave away a lot of stuff.
Speaker 1: Too, But yeah, it was wild. I wasn't around for that.
Speaker 1: I wanted some of your stuff, okay with somebody. Marcela
Speaker 1: got my microwave I had.
Speaker 2: At the end, I was like, anybody who wants to
Speaker 2: just come over and take things, come take them.
Speaker 5: And yeah that ended up happening. I happily was like
Speaker 5: take whatever. So going to do that, Yeah, it was wild.
Speaker 5: I mean it was a huge change. I mean it's yeah,
Speaker 5: it's cool, it's just different. It was a very It's
Speaker 5: almost like I've been watching somebody else's life because I'm
Speaker 5: experiencing it was so much change in growth and so much.
Speaker 5: It's like changing schools too, because in the middle of
Speaker 5: the year where I get to this place and I'm
Speaker 5: like no, but people at my old school thought it
Speaker 5: was funny and they're like, yeah, right, nerd, Sorry you.
Speaker 1: Got to fight the bully. Yes, it really is.
Speaker 5: It's like I'm a whole different person there and have
Speaker 5: to be like no, people, I was cool.
Speaker 1: I'm old and to live and they're like, no, you're
Speaker 1: not you're not here. We don't care about their Yeah.
Speaker 2: It's it's weird because also there's just no context, like no,
Speaker 2: when you and I are talking about it, where I'm like, well,
Speaker 2: can't you go down to like a cafe. I was
Speaker 2: starting to make up ways to help you think of
Speaker 2: ways to socialism.
Speaker 1: Who were like, dude, I've done it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, write yeah, how do you make friends as an adult?
Speaker 1: In context? It is so funny?
Speaker 4: I will like go skateboarding, which is it's funny that
Speaker 4: I'm forty five and I still skateboard.
Speaker 1: You have to visit though, because there's a place called
Speaker 1: the Level. I sent you pictures. Yeah, it's like the
Speaker 1: craziest skate park.
Speaker 2: It's always got dudes there, like you would flip out.
Speaker 2: It's like right outside of our house something, and it's
Speaker 2: like the coolest, craziest skate.
Speaker 1: I always run. I always meet other men.
Speaker 4: I'm like, it's funny to ask another man we should
Speaker 4: skate again sometime. I guess I could get your phone number.
Speaker 4: It's just funny to meet as an adult make new friends. Yes,
Speaker 4: it is, and then use the number and be like, hey,
Speaker 4: I'm the guy that you met that one time. Do
Speaker 4: you want to have a skate date.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, absolutely.
Speaker 4: Well, speaking of Karen, I just posted a picture my
Speaker 4: friend sent me this skate brand and they on Instagram.
Speaker 3: They said, oh, we big fans of you and Karen.
Speaker 4: What We're going to send you some stuff, So you
Speaker 4: got to figure out what size skateboard do you like or.
Speaker 1: It'll be stickers and shirts or something. But it's kind
Speaker 1: of cool. It's like, uh, that's awesome.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: That's always the weirdest thing where it's people that you're like, oh,
Speaker 2: that's a thing I've liked for a long time, and
Speaker 2: then it's like I've listened to your podcast. We're just like, wait,
Speaker 2: what I forget? People listen to this ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: This is Rick Howard and Spike Jones and Mike Carroll
Speaker 4: all are part of.
Speaker 1: Something called Creole Tap. They make a bunch of skate
Speaker 1: brands that I like, and they like our podcast. That's
Speaker 1: rat very cool, totally. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I'll talk to the woman who's nice, Megan. She contacted me.
Speaker 4: She's like works this Instagram for them. We're going to
Speaker 4: get some skate stuff so you'll have some Oh my god,
Speaker 4: you're gonna start dating Milton Martinez.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Milton meet me down at the shutdown, Jippy Lute,
Speaker 2: I will be the girl that watches you skate and
Speaker 2: does nothing with my life. Please let me live vicariously
Speaker 2: through you, Milty.
Speaker 1: I call him Melty. Melty is the best. How old
Speaker 1: is he?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: Eat most?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm as skateboarders there, they're liter mid mid twenties.
Speaker 1: You're pretty much done. Little ladies. Retire at twenty seven,
Speaker 1: yeah or thirty, or your whole leg will snaff you
Speaker 1: have to bury it in a box. Well, April, I
Speaker 1: have missed you, as you know terribly. I have two
Speaker 1: eyes you both so much. Really sucks. I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: glad like you fell in love or whatever whatever. Very
Speaker 1: selfish to leave this. Yeah, you know there's quality of people.
Speaker 1: You're one toology guys, we need to do you left
Speaker 1: to I don't know. I have an ultimate relationship. That's fine,
Speaker 1: And now you're paying the price by not making new friends.
Speaker 1: So I hope you know what. Halt pretty much everybody
Speaker 1: in your hair, like, don't you put off like water
Speaker 1: poster style along, don't talk to this lady? Yes, well,
Speaker 1: this girl April just moved into your town. Like you
Speaker 1: don't like her accent?
Speaker 3: Tell you see how she drinks tea. I'll give you
Speaker 3: a hint.
Speaker 4: Her pinky is not it's all the way down, so
Speaker 4: rips it like about her character.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was thinking we could we could do a
Speaker 2: call out for all of our Do you need to
Speaker 2: write listeners in Brighton, England?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: If you want to hang out there and you want
Speaker 2: a cool friend and you like people that speak louder
Speaker 2: than whispering, yes, well then hey, April Richards say, is
Speaker 2: the one.
Speaker 1: For you to hang out look for her? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Volume, but you like volume and you like confident. You
Speaker 5: can't be confident in England. That's another thing, Martin. I
Speaker 5: had a job interview. I've applied for a bunch of
Speaker 5: like regular jobs, like day jobs because I don't have
Speaker 5: anything to do during the day while Martin's at work,
Speaker 5: and got none of them. And I had a job
Speaker 5: interview that I thought I nailed. I came home like cool,
Speaker 5: got the job, rad didn't get it. And then after
Speaker 5: a few days Martin had to be like because I
Speaker 5: was like, how did I not get this job? I
Speaker 5: thought I totally did well? And he goes, yeah, were
Speaker 5: you like really confident? And I was like yeah, and
Speaker 5: he's like, yes, wrong, Yes, you're kidding. But he fully
Speaker 5: was like, yeah, we're really wary of that, Like that's
Speaker 5: not I'm like, I'm sorry. So the thing that's been
Speaker 5: hammered into my skull since birth, which is be confident
Speaker 5: at a job interview, is.
Speaker 1: The wrong move, and he's like, we're wary of it.
Speaker 1: We're suspicious of it.
Speaker 2: So actually, if I moved to England, I would get
Speaker 2: jobs because I am the worst.
Speaker 1: Interview of all time.
Speaker 5: No he I mean I started getting like Dickenzie and
Speaker 5: orphan style like please, sir, I have this job, so
Speaker 5: like be so on it.
Speaker 1: Yeah. They they're very Yeah. I'm like, what about you?
Speaker 1: Would you change about yourself? Just about it?
Speaker 2: Everything you name it, and I'll change it. I'm not
Speaker 2: even worthy to be talking to you right now. All right,
Speaker 2: you start Monday. Where do you see yourself in five years?
Speaker 6: Dead?
Speaker 1: Absolutely troubling for your forgiveness.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, it's just like we think it's we think
Speaker 5: confidence is weird, we think assertiveness is weird.
Speaker 2: We think that we're suspicious of your sincerity. And I'm like, okay,
Speaker 2: so because that's the thing is if I go up.
Speaker 5: To people like like you were saying, Chris like, hey,
Speaker 5: you want to hang out, want to be They're like
Speaker 5: this is suspicious, like that's their default, and so I
Speaker 5: don't know how to get across like I'm not fucking
Speaker 5: with you.
Speaker 1: I do want to hang out with you. Yeah, it's interesting,
Speaker 1: it'll get better. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Oh and before we close, I had to show you
Speaker 4: that someone in Minneapolis made this tiny constant designer Oh
Speaker 4: my god car with the not that we're going to
Speaker 4: have coffee right now, but I thought if we did.
Speaker 1: That's beautiful. It's like a gift car Sturbucks gift card
Speaker 1: holder with a turtle. Turtle's driving the car. The name
Speaker 1: was on here. I'll figure it out. Oh it came
Speaker 1: in an envelope. I guess are you just taking this
Speaker 1: out of my hands? I'm sorry. Here you go, give it.
Speaker 2: And the turtle, the turtles that Chris makes eye contact
Speaker 2: with it echo po yeah yeah, yeah, I'm a turtle ambassador.
Speaker 3: People send me those like they send you foxes.
Speaker 1: And then Jen and Lindsay made these cool coffee coozies.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, yeah, Steven you got one, and Karen you
Speaker 4: got one, and Chris and then this one says guest.
Speaker 1: And yeahs a question Mark. Oh my god. One of
Speaker 1: the rare times we actually have a guest and then
Speaker 1: there's a gut Yeah, it's Chris fantastic. What are their names?
Speaker 1: Lindsay and Jessica. This is Jen and Lindsay. Yeah, Jen
Speaker 1: and Lindsay. Yeah, thanks Lindsay. This is rank you. Yeah
Speaker 1: that was in Colorant. They gave me that in Denver.
Speaker 1: So it's like it's to keep our Starbucks.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's basically a coozy.
Speaker 6: I love it.
Speaker 1: And it's been a little button. Yeah that's great. It's
Speaker 1: an adjustable coozy.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: If I get that Vani, it's still gonna fit. Okay,
Speaker 1: go ahead, that lower down on the cup. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: it's really cool. I got the bet.
Speaker 3: I thank you for everyone that brought gifts and cards
Speaker 3: to my shows.
Speaker 4: It made me I win because now the only can
Speaker 4: I say anything about you, I'm just like, just mentioned
Speaker 4: the podcast just so I can get a reading.
Speaker 1: And then when it's a room full of people.
Speaker 4: There was twice where everyone cheered and I fucking cry,
Speaker 4: Like I get on stage, I'm like, well, I'm emotional now.
Speaker 1: It's good.
Speaker 4: But it's funny to start a show well something different,
Speaker 4: well and a serously I cry at the end as
Speaker 4: my closer.
Speaker 2: I feel like this, especially this podcast, which has it's
Speaker 2: not even like the Little Engine that Could. We've just
Speaker 2: been doing it almost in spite of ourselves, like NonStop.
Speaker 2: So the idea that we we've gotten so many gifts
Speaker 2: through your people going to watch you. Do you stand
Speaker 2: up where I just go like, I can't believe there's
Speaker 2: still new people to give us presents. Yeah, yeah, because
Speaker 2: I thought there.
Speaker 1: Was like, you know, solid sixty people that were like
Speaker 1: we're behind you.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: It felt like it was so overwhelmed.
Speaker 4: Just this compared to my last tour was so overwhelming
Speaker 4: and like it's and it's all nice, normal sweet people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no crazies yet I love it. So come on out,
Speaker 1: are you crazy? I can't be crazy.
Speaker 4: I'll talk close, I'll talk too long, I'll try and
Speaker 4: hug you. I won't feel good real handsy. No, no,
Speaker 4: it's all normal interactions.
Speaker 1: Thank you everybody, Yes, thank you all for listening.
Speaker 3: I got to figure out who made that car.
Speaker 1: It's amazing.
Speaker 2: It is.
Speaker 1: The name so good. It's a nice little project.
Speaker 4: It's a beautifully that goes up cardboard exactly right somewhere
Speaker 4: on a shelf display.
Speaker 1: It's beautiful. It deserves it, all right, should we wrap
Speaker 1: it down? April?
Speaker 2: Do you want to plug any of your projects or
Speaker 2: just mainly our podcast? Our podcast is it's called Why
Speaker 2: Do I Like This? And yeah, it's at why do
Speaker 2: I Like this podcast?
Speaker 1: Dot com? I love it. Why do I like this podcast? Yeah? Exactly,
Speaker 1: see dum me. And then it's every.
Speaker 5: Every week, I just pick a different song that I
Speaker 5: like and then Martin tears it apart and it's really fun.
Speaker 1: That's great. And Martin, if you if it wasn't clear
Speaker 1: before he was the was he the.
Speaker 2: Lead singer, singer, and guitarist. No, he's just the lead
Speaker 2: singer and you played piano. Yeah, lead singer of the
Speaker 2: band Gene. Yeah, if you're a fan of that ge
Speaker 2: Any like the dude's name, not like Jean Jean loves Jezebelle, No, yes,
Speaker 2: like that? Yes, Okay, Well I'm sorry I brought up.
Speaker 1: You mean mean Jane like my aunt Jean Jean. I
Speaker 1: do not like jeans Jeans or my aunt Jean. Don't
Speaker 1: forget her. I never will never. I'll always remember to
Speaker 1: never forget her.
Speaker 6: Thank you.
Speaker 3: Let's go into swingers where everyone gets naked.
Speaker 1: And has groups. Thank you April Chess and we love
Speaker 1: you very much. I met you also, Come with me.
Speaker 1: I have a house. You've been listening. You've been listening.
Speaker 1: Did you need a rioty? Why are are leaving?
Speaker 2: You?
Speaker 1: Wanna way back home? Either way we want to be there.
Speaker 1: Doesn't matter how much baggage you clean us time and
Speaker 1: turning on and gage. We want to send you off
Speaker 1: in start. We want to welcome you back home.
Speaker 2: Tell us all about it.
Speaker 1: We scared her? Was it fine?
Speaker 2: Melbourne?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 2: Do you need
Speaker 1: With Karen and Chris