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Speaker 1: Are you leave in I you wanna way back home?

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Speaker 1: Either way, we want to be there.

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Speaker 2: Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give us

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Speaker 1: We want to send you off InStyle.

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Speaker 2: We want to welcome you back home. Tell us all

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Speaker 2: about it.

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Speaker 1: We scared her? Was it fine?

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Speaker 2: Now?

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Speaker 1: Porn? Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride.

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Speaker 3: With Karen and Chris.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to Do you need a ride? This is Chris

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Speaker 1: Fairbanks and this is Karen Kilgaiff. We are in the car.

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Speaker 1: We're driving the're car.

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Speaker 3: Why do I always in a free style rapping.

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Speaker 1: Because that's who you are. I know.

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Speaker 4: Once I start rhyming, I remember who I am and

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Speaker 4: it stops me from rapping a twelve inch scar.

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Speaker 2: I do wrapping, but minds slow, with long pauses in

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Speaker 1: That's the that's the new style of rap. Right, it's

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Speaker 1: called hard to think of rhymes.

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Speaker 2: They make it look so easy, those rappers, when it's

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's there's a new style and it is rhyming

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Speaker 4: the same word over and.

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Speaker 1: Over throughout us.

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Speaker 2: I've got a scar get in my scar Get two

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Speaker 2: podcast in a scar It's.

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Speaker 1: Just the Debbie Harry school of rap. That song came on.

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Speaker 2: It we were all at a party last night and

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Speaker 2: that song came on. Rapture came on, and I was like,

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Speaker 2: I think this is the time I let everybody know

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Speaker 2: that I know every word to the rap.

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Speaker 1: Portion of rape.

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Speaker 4: It's I'd let everyone know I know the Q tip

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Speaker 4: portion of d lights.

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Speaker 3: And it's not easy.

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Speaker 1: No, it isn't.

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Speaker 4: When she mentions Fab five Freddy, is she talking about

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Speaker 4: the same Fab five Freddy that was atv DJ.

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Speaker 3: Was like Fab five Freddy did the OMTV raps.

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Speaker 1: Oh, yes, you're right, that is okay. He was one

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the New York like sugar Hill Gang style rappers

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Speaker 2: that kicked it off to begin with. And Debbie Harry

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Speaker 2: was there. She saw them doing it. She saw them

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Speaker 2: in the streets. I read a comic book about it

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Speaker 1: I prefer to like hip easier web hop history picture books.

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Speaker 1: I grew up on hip hop history picture books. We

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Speaker 1: have a guest in the car let's not hide on

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Speaker 4: Sorry, we've been ignoring you, April Richards.

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Speaker 1: All the way from England.

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Speaker 4: Who yeah, my viagra jam band's that's from the commercial

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Speaker 1: You know what it's like to v D right, gang, April.

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Speaker 2: Likewise, I'm so sorry to be hanging out with you guys.

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Speaker 2: I mean, we've really missed you on this continent. They

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, because I was always at home. You you

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Speaker 2: So we got you while you were on your short

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Speaker 5: Back in the States, it feels so weird to be

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Speaker 4: I've kind of wanted you to have a slight English accent.

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Speaker 5: Dude, I'm like defiantly not allowing that to happen.

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Speaker 1: Do people where you live now like the way you

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Speaker 4: That's my only time doing stand up in England, and

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Speaker 5: And I thought, that's because you were in the north

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Speaker 5: and the north is like way friendlier than the south.

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Speaker 2: Just like how their toilets go backwards. Since you've been

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Speaker 2: One thing I actually do hate about England is their

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Speaker 1: Their toilet it's like shooting into an abyss.

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Speaker 2: It's like twice the depth of our toilets on I

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Speaker 2: It's not more water, it's just more area that your

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Speaker 2: It's like whatever we're about to go eat, it's just

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Speaker 5: I don't understand the point of this is ridiculous. And Martin,

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Speaker 5: And then the first time when he came to visit

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Speaker 2: When you flush an American there's nothing left behind, but

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Speaker 4: Each I treat each movement like a crime that I'm

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Speaker 1: You don't, Yeah, anyway, They're just way too deep.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and there's also the concept like when I first

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Speaker 5: You have to buy a closet that's a portable closet.

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Speaker 1: Crazy it is. It's just such a trick.

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Speaker 2: Everyone's been tricked into thinking they have to buy this outside.

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Speaker 2: There's a whole industry based on the idea that you

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Speaker 4: I guess it's just a product of us. We consume

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Speaker 3: Things, and then he's like, where's my one pair of pants?

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Speaker 5: Basically, it's just that exactly is how British people think.

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Speaker 1: In that house that long. No, it's we were renting

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Speaker 5: But every I mean, it's rare to find a house

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Speaker 1: Everything was already built.

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Speaker 5: It's all like Victorian shit, except for remember April, Like so.

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Speaker 2: When we were on tour in England and November, we

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Speaker 2: April because I'm like, dude, this hotel room is crazy.

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Speaker 1: It's like twice as good as the one you just saw.

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Speaker 2: And I go and you will not believe the bathroom

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Speaker 2: so they can't build new closets.

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Speaker 1: Right, all the floors are heated.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's a pretty common thing again, because the place

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Speaker 5: it had a heated floors in the kitchen and the bathroom.

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Speaker 5: That's crazy, yes, which here you would think exactly, it's

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Speaker 5: like that's a rich person thing.

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Speaker 1: But we were living in a total dump.

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Speaker 2: And then it's like we turn on the heat on

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Speaker 2: the floor and it's like, okay, yeah.

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Speaker 4: It's pretty nice that I have those warm tiles under

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Speaker 1: It's really awesome.

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Speaker 4: My dad has that in his house because he's originally

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Speaker 3: Oh, it was very disappointing that.

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Speaker 4: And I thought I had all kinds of different people

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Speaker 2: Just whities really, yeah.

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Speaker 4: I thought there'd be some explanations, like my hair and stuff.

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Speaker 3: A bunch of British, Yeah, just British British guy fair Banks.

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Speaker 1: What do you want, I'd say my last name. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Do you think that's because it was like somebody whoever

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Speaker 5: I had to I have to take Vitamin D. I

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Speaker 3: It's so you and Martin started a podcast together.

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Speaker 1: It's super fun and.

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Speaker 5: And the technically it's just really interesting because he's been

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Speaker 1: He taught himself how to play piano and stuff.

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Speaker 5: Of It's like a party trick where you could play

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Speaker 1: Then they get this scientific thing. Yeah, and that gets

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Speaker 4: Guys, I just want to adapt to what I said

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Speaker 5: But yeah, the only that all of that's true and

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Speaker 2: Like you're just going you're in a Prima show or

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Speaker 2: We just went down a road of how easy it

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, it totally does. Yeah, it's crazy. I

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Speaker 2: and then of course, you know my sister, it's like, secondly,

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Speaker 2: I'm not using a fucking harmonica like a.

445
00:21:56,520 --> 00:21:59,480
Speaker 5: Nerd, like she would never she was never gonna fucking

446
00:21:59,520 --> 00:21:59,800
Speaker 5: play the.

447
00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:03,560
Speaker 2: All right, yeah, So so that so the music teacher

448
00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:06,600
Speaker 2: walks by my sister and is like, how's it harmonica going,

449
00:22:06,640 --> 00:22:08,120
Speaker 2: And my sister's like, it's amazing.

450
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:09,840
Speaker 1: I can't believe it, un totally lies her face.

451
00:22:10,440 --> 00:22:14,240
Speaker 2: Then the next day the harmonica teacher comes in, I mean, sorry,

452
00:22:14,240 --> 00:22:14,960
Speaker 2: the music.

453
00:22:14,720 --> 00:22:21,800
Speaker 1: Teacher, she's not harmon's so specification children. So the music

454
00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:22,720
Speaker 1: teacher goes in.

455
00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:28,360
Speaker 2: Sister Blues Traveler Elementary.

456
00:22:29,359 --> 00:22:32,600
Speaker 1: They gotta find a building. Those kids shouldn't around the

457
00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:34,800
Speaker 1: country like that. So the music teacher.

458
00:22:34,560 --> 00:22:38,440
Speaker 2: Goes in and she's like, so room eight is misk

459
00:22:38,560 --> 00:22:42,679
Speaker 2: has miskal Garreff been using her harmonica with you guys,

460
00:22:42,760 --> 00:22:46,920
Speaker 2: And my sister goes those little ships turned me in

461
00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:47,840
Speaker 2: in Unison.

462
00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:51,240
Speaker 1: They've never done anything altogether at once.

463
00:22:51,119 --> 00:22:55,879
Speaker 2: And they all went no, clear and loud like unmistakably.

464
00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:58,719
Speaker 2: And then the music teacher looks at my sister and

465
00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:00,960
Speaker 2: then like looks at them, goes, you mean she never

466
00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:04,640
Speaker 2: once has blown the harmonica for you, And they're like no.

467
00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:10,399
Speaker 6: No, then is the worst the teacher to put the

468
00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:14,040
Speaker 6: kids on the right But she her little tools.

469
00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:18,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, Paton inspired to play the blues more than ever.

470
00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:22,400
Speaker 2: My sister's like I threw that harmonica out the window.

471
00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:24,240
Speaker 1: She was so pissed.

472
00:23:24,440 --> 00:23:30,640
Speaker 4: My does my harmonicas are gross. My great grandma gave

473
00:23:30,680 --> 00:23:32,800
Speaker 4: me one and it was like pearl. It was so

474
00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:35,320
Speaker 4: old and it was crack. It looked like old teeth

475
00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:37,520
Speaker 4: and I just put it near my teeth and it

476
00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:39,920
Speaker 4: was like touching someone else's teeth.

477
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:41,280
Speaker 1: Oh, you made out with that harmonica.

478
00:23:41,680 --> 00:23:44,840
Speaker 4: I toothed, I tooth rubbed it. I made out with

479
00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:47,160
Speaker 4: that like a fifth grader who's never kissed.

480
00:23:47,440 --> 00:23:48,160
Speaker 1: Clank clank clan.

481
00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:51,720
Speaker 4: My grace is all caught up in it.

482
00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:54,240
Speaker 1: And then you asked it to go with you. Yeah. Yeah,

483
00:23:54,280 --> 00:23:57,240
Speaker 1: And then I danced a full arms length away from.

484
00:23:57,040 --> 00:24:02,439
Speaker 4: It to Quincidwn harmonica music at the dance.

485
00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:08,600
Speaker 1: I went to a lot of barn dances. Guys, just

486
00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:12,800
Speaker 1: save me from this April.

487
00:24:12,840 --> 00:24:14,439
Speaker 2: I thought we'd drive you right to Cedars so and

488
00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:16,560
Speaker 2: I just because I know that's the one place you

489
00:24:16,640 --> 00:24:17,640
Speaker 2: have to go every.

490
00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:20,439
Speaker 1: Time you come. I missed it. Yeah, I liked it

491
00:24:21,359 --> 00:24:23,680
Speaker 1: now that I in England. I missed paying for health care.

492
00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:27,760
Speaker 3: So let's go, Oh wow, so have you used health care?

493
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:29,760
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I've gone to the doctor like ten times.

494
00:24:30,040 --> 00:24:32,480
Speaker 1: And if you and do you have any tumors? And

495
00:24:32,920 --> 00:24:34,720
Speaker 1: I have nothing, it's totally free.

496
00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:35,120
Speaker 3: Great.

497
00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:37,320
Speaker 5: I couldn't believe it. Like the first time I went.

498
00:24:38,359 --> 00:24:42,080
Speaker 5: I'm so used to, especially the last few years. I

499
00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:44,680
Speaker 5: haven't had health insurance in like ten years.

500
00:24:45,040 --> 00:24:47,320
Speaker 2: When I was living here and just doing comedy and stuff,

501
00:24:47,359 --> 00:24:50,000
Speaker 2: and so I am so used.

502
00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:51,200
Speaker 1: To not going to the doctor, Like if I get

503
00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:52,399
Speaker 1: a cold or anything, I just am.

504
00:24:52,280 --> 00:24:53,920
Speaker 5: Like, I gotta walk this off, Like I can't go

505
00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:55,639
Speaker 5: to the doctor unless I'm actually dying.

506
00:24:55,720 --> 00:24:57,840
Speaker 1: And so the first couple of months I was there,

507
00:24:57,880 --> 00:24:58,080
Speaker 1: I did.

508
00:24:58,119 --> 00:25:00,000
Speaker 5: I got a bad cold or sore throat or something,

509
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:01,879
Speaker 5: and Martin was like, yeah, make a doctor's appointment. I'm like,

510
00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:03,919
Speaker 5: I can't, I can't afford it. I'll just ride this out,

511
00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:07,880
Speaker 5: and he's like it costs nothing, and I couldn't believe it.

512
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:11,680
Speaker 5: And then I went and when we were leaving after

513
00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:13,360
Speaker 5: the appointment, I was like, what do I do now?

514
00:25:13,359 --> 00:25:15,520
Speaker 1: And he's like you walk out the door, like, what

515
00:25:15,560 --> 00:25:16,240
Speaker 1: are you talking about?

516
00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:23,120
Speaker 4: Don't really know, You're just done. No government papers, Nope, Wow.

517
00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:27,000
Speaker 4: How they make money? They get paid by the government.

518
00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:29,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's tax I mean they pay we pay a

519
00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:32,359
Speaker 2: lot more tex environment, but yeah, yeah, it's like a

520
00:25:32,520 --> 00:25:36,280
Speaker 2: service because of your taxes. It's not they don't make money.

521
00:25:36,280 --> 00:25:39,720
Speaker 2: It's not privatized. And that's what And it didn't used

522
00:25:39,760 --> 00:25:42,280
Speaker 2: to be that way. There were lots of things that

523
00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:45,320
Speaker 2: were not privatized here. And when it slowly started to

524
00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:48,000
Speaker 2: turn in the eighties, that's when my mom was like,

525
00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:49,160
Speaker 2: keep your eye out.

526
00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:50,960
Speaker 1: This is not good because.

527
00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:53,919
Speaker 2: When you start making money on things like medical stuff

528
00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:57,359
Speaker 2: that's why insulin costs two thousand dollars, or you start

529
00:25:57,359 --> 00:26:00,919
Speaker 2: making money off of people being in cars rated, all

530
00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:04,840
Speaker 2: of a sudden, there's a demand to arrest brown people.

531
00:26:05,320 --> 00:26:08,240
Speaker 1: I mean, that's that's like the problem the problem with capitalism.

532
00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:11,719
Speaker 5: I mean, the quaint thing is is recently, I mean

533
00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:12,680
Speaker 5: I don't know how recent.

534
00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:14,600
Speaker 1: I think maybe in the past ten years or something.

535
00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:16,879
Speaker 5: Like everything used to be one hundred percent free, like

536
00:26:17,119 --> 00:26:21,960
Speaker 5: zero pounds, but now prescriptions are eight pounds, which is

537
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:26,080
Speaker 5: ten dollars roughly. And so when that when Martin goes

538
00:26:26,119 --> 00:26:27,480
Speaker 5: to get his prescription, like he was.

539
00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:29,560
Speaker 1: Like, oh, I can't believe I've eight pounds, Like what

540
00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:29,920
Speaker 1: the full?

541
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:31,600
Speaker 2: And I was like laughing because I'm like, are you

542
00:26:31,680 --> 00:26:32,119
Speaker 2: kidding me?

543
00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:34,080
Speaker 1: That's ten bucks. That's amazing.

544
00:26:34,119 --> 00:26:36,840
Speaker 2: But then my standals, yeah, like when they go, oh,

545
00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:39,680
Speaker 2: this this is ten bucks, I'm like, ooh really yeah,

546
00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:42,160
Speaker 2: because there's definitely been times where I'm like, I need

547
00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:44,639
Speaker 2: this medicine. It's cost three hundred and twenty dollars. I

548
00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:46,760
Speaker 2: guess I'll just charge it exactly exactly.

549
00:26:46,840 --> 00:26:51,320
Speaker 5: So even the recent developments of charging anything at all,

550
00:26:51,359 --> 00:26:52,960
Speaker 5: they're like, this is outrage.

551
00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:56,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I'm glad we went into this hole.

552
00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:57,720
Speaker 1: To the road. Yeah, fascinating area.

553
00:26:57,960 --> 00:27:00,479
Speaker 3: H this is where my hip dog there is.

554
00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:07,360
Speaker 4: Everyone go ahead, hey, doctor hip, Yeah, I gotta sentima

555
00:27:07,359 --> 00:27:09,080
Speaker 4: head shot to get on this wall of fame.

556
00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:13,439
Speaker 2: It's a headshot of your right budget there. It is

557
00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:15,000
Speaker 2: the hip that made you face.

558
00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:17,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, you didn't do jaw surgery. Why would I send

559
00:27:17,359 --> 00:27:21,119
Speaker 1: you a picture of my face is my did you

560
00:27:21,119 --> 00:27:22,359
Speaker 1: see Chris's facelift?

561
00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:26,880
Speaker 4: I don't tell anyone about it, so sorry, it's preventative.

562
00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:31,120
Speaker 1: It's a preventative facelift. I get it.

563
00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:34,560
Speaker 3: Early, so befir I'm Saggy before I'm a member.

564
00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:37,360
Speaker 2: Of sag Is there a place April that coming back

565
00:27:37,359 --> 00:27:39,520
Speaker 2: home you have to go to first and foremost?

566
00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:41,879
Speaker 1: I mean obviously Swingers.

567
00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:45,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the first place I got to eat, first place,

568
00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:46,320
Speaker 2: best place.

569
00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:49,399
Speaker 5: Also, just Mexican food in general, because there's no Mexican

570
00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:52,320
Speaker 5: food in England that is very frustrating. H just none

571
00:27:52,359 --> 00:27:55,119
Speaker 5: at all. I mean they have they call shit, what

572
00:27:55,119 --> 00:27:57,320
Speaker 5: are they called Chipotle? They have Chipotle, but it's called

573
00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:01,520
Speaker 5: like real Alifornia Burritos or something.

574
00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:04,840
Speaker 1: Yeah.

575
00:28:04,880 --> 00:28:09,160
Speaker 5: So just food really, because yeah, there's just stuff there

576
00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:11,720
Speaker 5: that you just cannot get. I have to remember to

577
00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:16,359
Speaker 5: bring bring back a ranch dressing packet, like seasoning, Like

578
00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:18,760
Speaker 5: ranch dressing is not a thing there. Because you're like,

579
00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:20,280
Speaker 5: give me some ranch dressing. They're like, I don't know

580
00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:24,440
Speaker 5: what those words break. They're like, yeah, it's like branches here.

581
00:28:24,320 --> 00:28:30,760
Speaker 1: There's no equivalent, you know how they dressed. Yeah, there's

582
00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:32,119
Speaker 1: just stuff like that.

583
00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:34,359
Speaker 5: I forgot little things where when I go to the

584
00:28:34,359 --> 00:28:36,240
Speaker 5: grocery store to buy it and it's just nowhere to

585
00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:38,760
Speaker 5: be found, and I ask somebody like, Oh, where's the

586
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:40,280
Speaker 5: blah blah blah and they just look at me like

587
00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:41,560
Speaker 5: I don't what are you talking about?

588
00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:44,600
Speaker 1: And I'm like, Oh, you don't have that. It's the weirdest.

589
00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:47,640
Speaker 5: I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich one day

590
00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:50,080
Speaker 5: and Martin was like, what the fuck are you doing?

591
00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:51,920
Speaker 5: And I'm like, what are you I'm making the world's

592
00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:54,520
Speaker 5: oldest dando.

593
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:56,760
Speaker 4: And you have peanut butter and jelly if neither of

594
00:28:56,760 --> 00:28:58,720
Speaker 4: those had ever been thought to be put together.

595
00:28:58,880 --> 00:29:01,280
Speaker 1: He was like, I don't what is happening? Like what

596
00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:04,160
Speaker 1: is this? It's amazing? Yeah, He's like, no, one eat what?

597
00:29:04,520 --> 00:29:07,400
Speaker 5: And I because NANCE have a stepdaughter now, and I'm like,

598
00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:10,440
Speaker 5: Nancy doesn't eat this. He's like no, what? Like this

599
00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:15,440
Speaker 5: is like the international child sandwich. Everyone had has lunch

600
00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:17,680
Speaker 5: and there. He's like, No, that is never a thing

601
00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:18,440
Speaker 5: I've ever seen.

602
00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:18,720
Speaker 3: In a life.

603
00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:22,360
Speaker 1: Wow. But they do have jam sandwiches, right, yeah, but

604
00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:25,640
Speaker 1: they don't. It's not peanut butter but free and it's

605
00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:28,880
Speaker 1: only uh and bears wearing rain hats.

606
00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:33,360
Speaker 5: So it's just I didn't know until I got there

607
00:29:33,520 --> 00:29:35,480
Speaker 5: for a long period of time as an adult, how

608
00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:39,040
Speaker 5: many cultural just tiny things like that in.

609
00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:42,000
Speaker 2: Your backyard and can give your fox some child Yes,

610
00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:44,520
Speaker 2: we totally have made them jam sandwiches.

611
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:49,960
Speaker 4: It's like, do I love that? Those foxes? It's crazy.

612
00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:52,520
Speaker 4: Real foxes look like cartoony.

613
00:29:52,120 --> 00:29:55,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, they really do. That is okay. Foxes there just

614
00:29:55,640 --> 00:29:58,680
Speaker 1: roam the streets. Okay, Well we have that yard.

615
00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:02,680
Speaker 5: Our house that we're renting is kind of like half underground,

616
00:30:02,840 --> 00:30:06,400
Speaker 5: so the kitchen window is like level with the ground.

617
00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:08,560
Speaker 5: So that's why those pictures are so close, because they're

618
00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:12,200
Speaker 5: napping on outside on the ground, but it's at our

619
00:30:12,240 --> 00:30:15,600
Speaker 5: eye level. And so the one guy that we called Spike,

620
00:30:15,840 --> 00:30:18,680
Speaker 5: who comes the most often, he's used to us now

621
00:30:18,680 --> 00:30:20,080
Speaker 5: in a way like at first he used to run

622
00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:21,600
Speaker 5: away and now he just looks up at us like

623
00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:22,440
Speaker 5: I don't care anymore.

624
00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:25,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, And so I stared him for like seven hours

625
00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:28,320
Speaker 2: a day, humanized Yeah, and he does. And so we

626
00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:31,880
Speaker 2: started we did. I looked up what foxes eat. I

627
00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:33,800
Speaker 2: was ready to be like a Disney cartoon. I'm like,

628
00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:36,280
Speaker 2: I want to pet these motherfuckers. I want them to

629
00:30:36,320 --> 00:30:38,800
Speaker 2: sing songs while they like put my dresses on me

630
00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:40,400
Speaker 2: and like birds are chirping.

631
00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:46,880
Speaker 1: You want to break them into the this apple cider factory.

632
00:30:46,120 --> 00:30:48,920
Speaker 2: And mister yes, I want to put a fantasticness like

633
00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:49,920
Speaker 2: bow tie on him.

634
00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:53,800
Speaker 5: Like I was like, we're domesticating these dudes. I'm making

635
00:30:53,840 --> 00:30:56,200
Speaker 5: them my friends. And of course Martin is like, yeah,

636
00:30:56,240 --> 00:30:57,280
Speaker 5: that's not happening there.

637
00:30:57,440 --> 00:30:58,080
Speaker 1: They're riddled.

638
00:30:58,880 --> 00:31:03,680
Speaker 5: Well, they're apparently that they're more like dogs than cats

639
00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:04,960
Speaker 5: and they're friendlier.

640
00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:09,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're not for their own safety.

641
00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:11,400
Speaker 5: You shouldn't try to befriend them because they need to

642
00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:12,719
Speaker 5: stay like afraid of humans.

643
00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:14,560
Speaker 1: But they're not dangerous, do you know what I mean?

644
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:17,960
Speaker 5: Because if you go on Instagram because a million people

645
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:19,880
Speaker 5: have tagged me on fox things now, and there's a

646
00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:23,000
Speaker 5: guy in London who does have a fox that like

647
00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:24,680
Speaker 5: comes up to him and hangs out with him and

648
00:31:24,720 --> 00:31:26,600
Speaker 5: gets in his arms and like eats food out of

649
00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:28,080
Speaker 5: his hands and acts like a dog.

650
00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:31,920
Speaker 1: Wow, And that's bad for the fox community. Yeah, just

651
00:31:31,960 --> 00:31:35,120
Speaker 1: because they're supposed to stay afraid. But it is you.

652
00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:37,440
Speaker 5: Every time if I walk home from like the train

653
00:31:37,440 --> 00:31:40,240
Speaker 5: station at night, foxes are just out in the street,

654
00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:42,000
Speaker 5: Like walking down the middle of the street.

655
00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:43,560
Speaker 1: They will just walk up to you and look at

656
00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:45,280
Speaker 1: you like you got some snacks. You might as well

657
00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:47,560
Speaker 1: be friends with them. Yeah, when you go to tad

658
00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:49,400
Speaker 1: and they kind of bounce, you know what I mean.

659
00:31:49,640 --> 00:31:52,080
Speaker 1: But I look forward to a future where we live

660
00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:55,880
Speaker 1: with foxes. Yes, now are they bity? Don't their teeth

661
00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:57,719
Speaker 1: look very shit? Get a little nippy?

662
00:31:57,800 --> 00:31:57,960
Speaker 2: Right?

663
00:31:58,240 --> 00:32:03,320
Speaker 1: I don't know. I haven't had that experience. The arm

664
00:32:03,360 --> 00:32:06,120
Speaker 1: out the window and since see what have it? Some

665
00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:07,320
Speaker 1: jam on your arm?

666
00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:10,880
Speaker 2: And I read I was like, what a foxes eat?

667
00:32:11,040 --> 00:32:13,400
Speaker 2: And the internet told me sweet things? They like sweet things.

668
00:32:13,440 --> 00:32:14,960
Speaker 2: So we made a jam sandwich, put it out there.

669
00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:16,560
Speaker 2: He came up and ate it. It was like the

670
00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:18,160
Speaker 2: cutest thing ever seeing he ate it.

671
00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:20,479
Speaker 5: Off of a plate, like cut it up like a

672
00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:22,440
Speaker 5: person sandwich and put it on a plate.

673
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:25,040
Speaker 1: And I've read that they like eggs.

674
00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:28,520
Speaker 5: You put raw eggs, and I've seen videos online where

675
00:32:28,560 --> 00:32:30,640
Speaker 5: they take the egg and they take their little claw

676
00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:31,959
Speaker 5: and they poke a hole in the top and then

677
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:33,680
Speaker 5: they like suck the egg out of the shell.

678
00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:36,160
Speaker 3: Oh wow, it's great, and then they painted.

679
00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:41,840
Speaker 5: And so yeah, we've we've fed them jam sandwiches. But

680
00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:46,400
Speaker 5: it's when we at night our bedroom. If you look

681
00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:48,880
Speaker 5: out of our bedroom window into the street, there's just

682
00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:53,280
Speaker 5: like five foxes just walking around the street looking for food.

683
00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:55,000
Speaker 1: That's crazy.

684
00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:58,040
Speaker 3: I think I would enjoy them. They're just love that.

685
00:32:58,320 --> 00:33:00,680
Speaker 4: It's so funny because the fox took a picture of

686
00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:06,880
Speaker 4: lips like the fake fox from Mighty Boosh without those

687
00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:07,680
Speaker 4: syringes for Fi.

688
00:33:07,840 --> 00:33:11,160
Speaker 5: Well, he's because he's really healthy and obviously in good shape.

689
00:33:11,160 --> 00:33:12,920
Speaker 5: The real bummer is some of the ones that hang

690
00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:14,880
Speaker 5: out in our yard look like they just came from

691
00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:15,240
Speaker 5: a fight.

692
00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:20,120
Speaker 1: Yes yea. And they're like that missing chunks of fur.

693
00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:21,280
Speaker 1: It's like mn a.

694
00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:27,880
Speaker 5: Foxes like with other foxes, other foxes, probably other dogs maybe,

695
00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:29,120
Speaker 5: I don't know what other.

696
00:33:29,320 --> 00:33:33,560
Speaker 1: Drunk girls in the street after closing time. Who's their faue?

697
00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:38,760
Speaker 1: It'll fucking end you. I'm a fuck What.

698
00:33:39,960 --> 00:33:42,560
Speaker 3: Are you hitting me at the fox ks?

699
00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:46,880
Speaker 4: It's not a dress and you're you're all in bridesmaid scowns.

700
00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:49,840
Speaker 1: I'm not wearing a fur coat. I am a fox.

701
00:33:50,120 --> 00:33:57,320
Speaker 4: Stop it murdered people just pouring red is my actual coat?

702
00:33:57,600 --> 00:34:00,440
Speaker 3: I know you're a little kid wearing mink.

703
00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:02,080
Speaker 1: I am a fox.

704
00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:06,120
Speaker 5: Although I will say, the scariest noise in the entire

705
00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:08,240
Speaker 5: universe is fox is having sex.

706
00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:11,520
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they give us a little sample.

707
00:34:13,160 --> 00:34:19,600
Speaker 5: It sounds something like that. It sounds like it sounds

708
00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:22,840
Speaker 5: like baby's being murdered. It sounds like a toddler fight club.

709
00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:24,400
Speaker 5: That's not fun because they em barbed.

710
00:34:25,239 --> 00:34:28,360
Speaker 1: They peanis. I don't know, we shouldn't talk about fox dicks.

711
00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:31,520
Speaker 5: I guess all this is genuine. I'm not being funny all.

712
00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:33,000
Speaker 5: The very first time I ever heard it, this was

713
00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:36,040
Speaker 5: during a visit. I woke up my friend I was

714
00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:37,520
Speaker 5: staying with and I was like, I think we have

715
00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:39,719
Speaker 5: to call the police. And they were like why, And

716
00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:42,440
Speaker 5: I was like, I think someone's beating their child. I

717
00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:45,080
Speaker 5: think someone's beating a baby. And they were like, no, no,

718
00:34:45,160 --> 00:34:46,440
Speaker 5: that's fox is fucking.

719
00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:48,600
Speaker 2: Yeah.

720
00:34:48,640 --> 00:34:51,719
Speaker 5: They knew because it's like such a regular occurrence. Wow,

721
00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:53,760
Speaker 5: it's horrifying.

722
00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:55,680
Speaker 1: I don't look how quickly I changed my mo.

723
00:34:56,840 --> 00:34:59,000
Speaker 2: Them boning is not what you want to hear. But

724
00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:01,280
Speaker 2: then when they're done doing you're like, let's be friends.

725
00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:04,719
Speaker 2: Then you're like, look at baby foxes yep, yep.

726
00:35:05,080 --> 00:35:08,520
Speaker 3: I keep the pictures coming until I have to say now, April.

727
00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:10,080
Speaker 2: Do you want to go up to this part of

728
00:35:11,239 --> 00:35:16,960
Speaker 2: Fairfax and buy your new your yeezies and are important

729
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:17,600
Speaker 2: to you?

730
00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:20,120
Speaker 4: You you've been mentioning you wanted to stand in line

731
00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:21,359
Speaker 4: at Supreme, right I do.

732
00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:25,960
Speaker 5: I was hoping we could camp overnight the one shirt

733
00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:29,720
Speaker 5: that they stock per day.

734
00:35:29,719 --> 00:35:33,560
Speaker 2: It's so funny. That culture is so just has nothing

735
00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:35,680
Speaker 2: to do with my life. So when people started lining

736
00:35:35,719 --> 00:35:38,880
Speaker 2: up out in front of stores on Fairfax, because all

737
00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:42,280
Speaker 2: those stores turn into really cool tennis shoe store, yes whatever,

738
00:35:42,360 --> 00:35:49,600
Speaker 2: we'd call them sneakers and shoes. But I was always like,

739
00:35:50,239 --> 00:35:52,480
Speaker 2: what's this? Except like I was always like, there's an

740
00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:55,400
Speaker 2: in person record store. I would just like make up

741
00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:57,239
Speaker 2: the reason why I.

742
00:35:58,400 --> 00:36:00,600
Speaker 5: Looked it up because I used to walk by it

743
00:36:00,640 --> 00:36:03,719
Speaker 5: all the time, Like every single time I walk down Fairfax,

744
00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:06,080
Speaker 5: there was a line of you know, forty people outside

745
00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:08,200
Speaker 5: of Supreme, and I'm like, what is happening? And then

746
00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:11,439
Speaker 5: I got angrier because I looked it up and there's

747
00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:15,480
Speaker 5: a documentary on YouTube about it about the Supreme reseller.

748
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:19,480
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yes, it was like a fifteen year old

749
00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:21,319
Speaker 2: they interviewed and he's like, I make six figures a

750
00:36:21,360 --> 00:36:23,160
Speaker 2: year just waiting in line as Supreme and.

751
00:36:23,120 --> 00:36:26,160
Speaker 1: I was like, fuck you to Hellary system.

752
00:36:26,239 --> 00:36:28,200
Speaker 2: It's it's kind of genius though, because it's that kind

753
00:36:28,239 --> 00:36:30,799
Speaker 2: of thing where like this new world that we live

754
00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:32,799
Speaker 2: in and the people that have figured out the way,

755
00:36:32,880 --> 00:36:34,640
Speaker 2: it's the same thing as like the people that figured

756
00:36:34,640 --> 00:36:37,440
Speaker 2: out you take the thing that's popular and you just

757
00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:40,240
Speaker 2: replay it on YouTube and give it a tech channel,

758
00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:44,120
Speaker 2: and you make money passively off of the thing that's popular. Right,

759
00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:48,160
Speaker 2: All those kind of scams out there, and that one

760
00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:51,480
Speaker 2: of just if you're willing to wait two hours in

761
00:36:51,520 --> 00:36:55,360
Speaker 2: a line, you can make thousands and thousands of dollars

762
00:36:55,520 --> 00:36:57,160
Speaker 2: selling shoes to people around the world.

763
00:36:57,160 --> 00:37:00,440
Speaker 5: Well, in this documentary, the one kid and he was

764
00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:03,000
Speaker 5: like fifteen or sixteen, was like running the business.

765
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:05,640
Speaker 1: So he's the boss and then he was paying.

766
00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:07,640
Speaker 5: The interviewed a guy standing in line who was like

767
00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:09,720
Speaker 5: who was like forty and had a wife and kids,

768
00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:11,160
Speaker 5: and they're like what are you doing here and he's

769
00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:13,920
Speaker 5: like this, I'm a professional line guy.

770
00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:15,120
Speaker 1: Wow.

771
00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:17,439
Speaker 5: And they were like what and he's like, yeah, they

772
00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:19,719
Speaker 5: pay me to stand in line for the Supreme shit.

773
00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:22,960
Speaker 1: So the fifteen year old in his bedroom is paying

774
00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:26,000
Speaker 1: this four year old man all that, Yeah, to wait in.

775
00:37:25,960 --> 00:37:28,279
Speaker 5: Line for seven hours to get the supreme thing so

776
00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:31,799
Speaker 5: the fifteen year old can resell it for like old years.

777
00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:35,040
Speaker 4: And I'm and meanwhile, I'm flying somewhere on my own

778
00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:37,600
Speaker 4: dollar to go get a check at a comedy. Yes,

779
00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:41,239
Speaker 4: where it's like I am not working the system, I'm

780
00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:45,600
Speaker 4: doing the wrong pen yep. Wow, yeah there was. I

781
00:37:45,719 --> 00:37:49,160
Speaker 4: was in some place, some Christmas pageant. I swear, I

782
00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:53,040
Speaker 4: know it sounds made up Fred Willard's Christmas pageant.

783
00:37:53,760 --> 00:37:54,520
Speaker 1: Well this reason.

784
00:37:54,840 --> 00:37:57,280
Speaker 4: It was across the street. There's like a playhouse across

785
00:37:57,320 --> 00:38:00,680
Speaker 4: from that Silent movie theater where that used to be, right,

786
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:03,480
Speaker 4: and all these people were sitting in chairs. I thought

787
00:38:03,480 --> 00:38:08,120
Speaker 4: they were there for the show. I'm like, wow, why

788
00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:10,839
Speaker 4: are you guys aim the opposite direction. They're like, we're

789
00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:12,240
Speaker 4: here for shoes, man.

790
00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:16,279
Speaker 1: No, you're waiting inside of the theater. Yeah. Oh, the

791
00:38:16,320 --> 00:38:18,600
Speaker 1: people in the audience were already there. They were old

792
00:38:18,640 --> 00:38:19,560
Speaker 1: and they were there early.

793
00:38:20,239 --> 00:38:21,880
Speaker 2: And the other people were like, we're just hanging out

794
00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:24,160
Speaker 2: here until the shoes going, sneaker pimps.

795
00:38:24,239 --> 00:38:29,759
Speaker 1: No, did you take them down six underground? Oh wow?

796
00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:32,839
Speaker 4: I knew that you would remember who they were and

797
00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:34,480
Speaker 4: I just I have no idea.

798
00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:37,560
Speaker 1: They have no idea what their song was. Now do

799
00:38:37,680 --> 00:38:41,799
Speaker 1: basement Jacks?

800
00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:45,279
Speaker 2: Oh that's crazy, Yeah, that's I And every time I

801
00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:47,759
Speaker 2: walk by all those stores on Fairfax really do look

802
00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:49,840
Speaker 2: like they have three things in the entire store.

803
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:52,360
Speaker 5: They're like, here's three T shirts hanging on a hanger.

804
00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:56,960
Speaker 5: There's the stock of our store. Yeah, I don't understand.

805
00:38:57,200 --> 00:38:58,960
Speaker 5: I mean, I guess those shirts are like ten thousand

806
00:38:59,000 --> 00:38:59,560
Speaker 5: dollars each.

807
00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:03,360
Speaker 1: Some of them are really pricey. Yeah, yeah, because otherwise

808
00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:06,520
Speaker 1: how are they paying the rent? Yeah, I don't I would.

809
00:39:06,560 --> 00:39:09,719
Speaker 4: I'm curious about it, though, I want to learn about it.

810
00:39:09,719 --> 00:39:10,920
Speaker 1: It's kind of like in the beginning.

811
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:14,600
Speaker 2: I remember when the Internet started and eBay started. I

812
00:39:14,680 --> 00:39:18,520
Speaker 2: knew a guy that would sell things like postcards on

813
00:39:18,880 --> 00:39:22,600
Speaker 2: eBay and he would just write like I mean, he

814
00:39:22,640 --> 00:39:24,440
Speaker 2: would just post a thing and it would be like

815
00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:26,800
Speaker 2: vintage postcard, but it was just a postcard.

816
00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:28,760
Speaker 1: He went and bought it like borders books.

817
00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:31,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, and he would just sell them and people would

818
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:32,920
Speaker 2: be like, you know, they would bid it up and

819
00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:35,120
Speaker 2: a person would end up paying fifty bucks for like

820
00:39:35,680 --> 00:39:39,760
Speaker 2: a Charlie Chaplin postcard that this motherfucker had just basically

821
00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:41,719
Speaker 2: got his set eleven said.

822
00:39:41,560 --> 00:39:42,440
Speaker 1: Was old and was not.

823
00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:42,919
Speaker 3: No.

824
00:39:43,200 --> 00:39:45,759
Speaker 4: Yes, and there's no guarantee you can do that. There's

825
00:39:45,760 --> 00:39:47,360
Speaker 4: nothing illegal about it, Yeah.

826
00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:48,120
Speaker 1: Because there was.

827
00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:50,359
Speaker 2: You know, it was like the earlier days where people

828
00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:53,120
Speaker 2: are just assuming that what they were getting was what

829
00:39:53,160 --> 00:39:55,920
Speaker 2: they were paying for. And because it's the bidding thing,

830
00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:58,000
Speaker 2: it's not like he didn't set the price that the

831
00:39:58,000 --> 00:39:58,880
Speaker 2: price end up paying.

832
00:39:59,120 --> 00:40:03,480
Speaker 1: He just got bid up to that. My favorite thing

833
00:40:03,480 --> 00:40:04,560
Speaker 1: about that era, and.

834
00:40:04,560 --> 00:40:06,239
Speaker 5: Even I guess it still happens to day, is when

835
00:40:06,280 --> 00:40:09,279
Speaker 5: things when you would sell a thing on eBay, like

836
00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:12,160
Speaker 5: an autograph, and it would come with a certificate of authenticity.

837
00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:17,160
Speaker 2: I'm like, who sits on the board, like I can

838
00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:19,520
Speaker 2: print out a certificate of authenticity.

839
00:40:19,600 --> 00:40:21,120
Speaker 1: Yes, you can buy them at staple.

840
00:40:21,239 --> 00:40:23,239
Speaker 2: Yes. It's just like the vaguest thing of old time

841
00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:25,560
Speaker 2: where it's like no, no, no, it's authentic. This piece

842
00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:28,240
Speaker 2: of paper that I also created says it's authentic.

843
00:40:29,239 --> 00:40:31,800
Speaker 1: I love that.

844
00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:36,200
Speaker 2: I was going to buy a painting in my hometown

845
00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:38,600
Speaker 2: and the antique.

846
00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:41,160
Speaker 1: Seller she was like, oh, it's it's this much.

847
00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:43,080
Speaker 2: There's a couple thousand dollars, and I was like, that's

848
00:40:43,160 --> 00:40:46,160
Speaker 2: kind of nuts and She's like, but it's this artist,

849
00:40:46,200 --> 00:40:48,440
Speaker 2: and I loved the painting. I wanted to get it

850
00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:52,200
Speaker 2: really bad, but it was like, that seems like a

851
00:40:52,239 --> 00:40:55,440
Speaker 2: crazy amount to pay. And then so somebody I asked

852
00:40:55,480 --> 00:40:58,239
Speaker 2: someone's advice and they were like, well, if you get it,

853
00:40:58,280 --> 00:41:01,560
Speaker 2: you absolutely need a certificate of authenticity so you have

854
00:41:01,719 --> 00:41:04,240
Speaker 2: proof that it's that it's really that painter's painting.

855
00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:06,400
Speaker 1: So I asked this woman for it, and then she

856
00:41:06,480 --> 00:41:13,880
Speaker 1: wrote back, I I promise you it's authentic, like she thought,

857
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:16,600
Speaker 1: and I was like, that counts a certificate. That's nice.

858
00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:19,520
Speaker 2: No, it absolutely does not. It was like, yes, but

859
00:41:20,320 --> 00:41:22,000
Speaker 2: there's this other thing I need from you.

860
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:26,000
Speaker 4: Where she was like, I promise, but this promise is

861
00:41:26,040 --> 00:41:30,040
Speaker 4: well worded. You can print this email and paste it

862
00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:31,280
Speaker 4: to the back of the canvas.

863
00:41:31,520 --> 00:41:37,359
Speaker 2: But that is as much Who regulates the certificate of authenticity,

864
00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:40,360
Speaker 2: is what I'm saying, Like, well, in that case, it's

865
00:41:40,440 --> 00:41:43,400
Speaker 2: just somebody. The person that signs their name is usually

866
00:41:43,680 --> 00:41:47,359
Speaker 2: the artist. It's like silly young because they're not even

867
00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:49,520
Speaker 2: like full sized bikes, they're like mini.

868
00:41:51,520 --> 00:41:53,600
Speaker 3: They should be ashamed of them.

869
00:41:53,640 --> 00:41:58,960
Speaker 1: They really should not. They definitely deserve to be bullied,

870
00:41:59,480 --> 00:42:00,880
Speaker 1: should be dry that's.

871
00:42:00,680 --> 00:42:02,279
Speaker 3: Why it's been good in the past.

872
00:42:03,200 --> 00:42:05,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's go follow. Yeah, let's do that. Let's do that.

873
00:42:05,880 --> 00:42:10,400
Speaker 4: Let's see what they can hear your mirrors with memories.

874
00:42:11,080 --> 00:42:12,600
Speaker 4: It's scary to buy things online.

875
00:42:12,640 --> 00:42:13,080
Speaker 1: You never know.

876
00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:14,840
Speaker 4: I do it all the time, and then it shows

877
00:42:14,920 --> 00:42:17,120
Speaker 4: up and I'm like, oh, I'm a fool.

878
00:42:17,880 --> 00:42:20,560
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, this is a cheap thing. Oh that that

879
00:42:20,719 --> 00:42:22,239
Speaker 1: was well photographed.

880
00:42:21,760 --> 00:42:24,239
Speaker 2: From what I just showed you, which is I bought

881
00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:29,680
Speaker 2: what I thought was what I thought was this, like

882
00:42:30,640 --> 00:42:34,759
Speaker 2: it's kind of embarrassing. Help, but it really was. Basically it.

883
00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:39,279
Speaker 2: I can't explain it, forget it, Stephen, cut this.

884
00:42:40,719 --> 00:42:41,760
Speaker 3: I can't explain anything.

885
00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:44,520
Speaker 5: Oh I want to go, Karen. Can we go to

886
00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:46,600
Speaker 5: the Early Color Labs when it's open. It's where you

887
00:42:46,600 --> 00:42:48,920
Speaker 5: can make your own nail polish color. Oh sure, I

888
00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:50,799
Speaker 5: want to go there. What color are you going to make?

889
00:42:50,920 --> 00:42:55,040
Speaker 1: Oh? I don't know. I would love to know. Samps.

890
00:42:55,280 --> 00:42:56,920
Speaker 1: I got to get all the samps in front of me,

891
00:42:56,960 --> 00:42:58,320
Speaker 1: and I had.

892
00:42:58,160 --> 00:43:01,120
Speaker 4: A brief stint painting pictures on fingernails, and I went

893
00:43:01,160 --> 00:43:03,520
Speaker 4: to the nail salon across from my house and asked

894
00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:06,040
Speaker 4: what they would pay me if they you know, if

895
00:43:06,040 --> 00:43:08,920
Speaker 4: you need someone to paint little tiny pictures on nails,

896
00:43:08,960 --> 00:43:11,359
Speaker 4: I'm your guy. I'm across the street. And they were

897
00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:15,520
Speaker 4: like ten dollars a nail, what like that? Not really

898
00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:17,480
Speaker 4: I thought this was going to say that was going

899
00:43:17,560 --> 00:43:20,040
Speaker 4: to be my supreme But I think.

900
00:43:22,080 --> 00:43:27,479
Speaker 2: Most most people that do manicurists or do I think

901
00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:30,759
Speaker 2: nail artists probably do it themselves.

902
00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:31,560
Speaker 1: Because there's a.

903
00:43:31,560 --> 00:43:34,239
Speaker 2: Lady that my sister goes to in my hometown and

904
00:43:34,400 --> 00:43:36,640
Speaker 2: she'll be like, do you like if it's Christmas, she'll

905
00:43:36,640 --> 00:43:39,959
Speaker 2: put a snowflake on, if you're going to Hawaii, she'll

906
00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:42,200
Speaker 2: put a little like palm tree on your whatever. And

907
00:43:42,239 --> 00:43:45,040
Speaker 2: it's like she takes a totally different brush and it

908
00:43:45,160 --> 00:43:47,320
Speaker 2: is like it's all about It's almost like the people

909
00:43:47,320 --> 00:43:50,000
Speaker 2: that do art in the foam, where it's like dots

910
00:43:50,239 --> 00:43:52,360
Speaker 2: and then the dots join together to make the picture.

911
00:43:52,600 --> 00:43:55,080
Speaker 4: I think what I was doing was tiny little paintings

912
00:43:55,120 --> 00:43:55,800
Speaker 4: like landscape.

913
00:43:55,920 --> 00:43:57,799
Speaker 1: It was taking me a long time. It was not

914
00:43:57,880 --> 00:44:00,680
Speaker 1: a good how long to do like one?

915
00:44:00,840 --> 00:44:03,520
Speaker 4: I did my nieces and my sister and it was yeah,

916
00:44:03,560 --> 00:44:05,920
Speaker 4: it was like an hour of doing that.

917
00:44:06,080 --> 00:44:07,560
Speaker 1: Wow for one fingernail.

918
00:44:07,840 --> 00:44:11,319
Speaker 2: Go oh, was it like the entire Grand Canyon as

919
00:44:11,360 --> 00:44:12,480
Speaker 2: a landscape. Yeah.

920
00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:15,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, pictures.

921
00:44:15,760 --> 00:44:18,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, well that'll be one of the photos for this

922
00:44:18,280 --> 00:44:19,440
Speaker 4: episode to make it.

923
00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:21,600
Speaker 1: About me and my nail art. No, I love it.

924
00:44:23,440 --> 00:44:28,600
Speaker 4: And it's either that or I invented a corner bed

925
00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:31,919
Speaker 4: headboard that is also a shelf, so your bed comes

926
00:44:31,960 --> 00:44:34,600
Speaker 4: out from the corner. I looked all over online trying

927
00:44:34,640 --> 00:44:37,479
Speaker 4: to find one. They don't exist, so I build one.

928
00:44:38,440 --> 00:44:40,560
Speaker 4: So how do I mass produce them? Are you doing

929
00:44:40,719 --> 00:44:42,400
Speaker 4: my forty five degree corner?

930
00:44:42,800 --> 00:44:43,000
Speaker 1: Yeah?

931
00:44:43,080 --> 00:44:48,680
Speaker 4: Describe that person's just in That was amazing. Did they

932
00:44:48,680 --> 00:44:50,840
Speaker 4: have a self driving car that went haywire?

933
00:44:51,320 --> 00:44:55,760
Speaker 1: I know they were just stopped at a stops moniacally laughing, laughing,

934
00:44:56,960 --> 00:44:59,640
Speaker 1: laughing at being stopped. I hope you got a picture

935
00:44:59,640 --> 00:45:03,160
Speaker 1: of that own. That's great.

936
00:45:03,160 --> 00:45:05,480
Speaker 2: Wait, I want to hear you might have an investor.

937
00:45:05,640 --> 00:45:08,000
Speaker 2: Let me hear more about your corner bed.

938
00:45:08,600 --> 00:45:10,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, so most of us have a bed that's like

939
00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:13,200
Speaker 4: just in the middle of the room or against the wall,

940
00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:16,400
Speaker 4: making it hard to make that bead. My bedroom was

941
00:45:16,440 --> 00:45:18,200
Speaker 4: big enough to where I wanted my bed to come

942
00:45:18,239 --> 00:45:21,719
Speaker 4: out diagonally from the corner, but then my pillows and

943
00:45:21,760 --> 00:45:22,799
Speaker 4: everything fell back there.

944
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:26,239
Speaker 1: To have a headboard. Yeah, the triangle pit.

945
00:45:26,440 --> 00:45:31,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, I made like a triangle triangularly shaped.

946
00:45:33,280 --> 00:45:37,319
Speaker 1: Headboard thing I can would you build it would?

947
00:45:37,480 --> 00:45:39,880
Speaker 3: Yeah? With the old repurpose burnwood.

948
00:45:40,160 --> 00:45:43,680
Speaker 4: So if I had those plans, or how do I

949
00:45:43,760 --> 00:45:44,840
Speaker 4: build them for people?

950
00:45:45,360 --> 00:45:46,600
Speaker 3: How do I make it a business?

951
00:45:46,600 --> 00:45:49,520
Speaker 1: Did you make blueprints? I did?

952
00:45:50,160 --> 00:45:52,880
Speaker 3: They aren't very professional, but I could make them better.

953
00:45:53,320 --> 00:45:54,839
Speaker 1: So can you just do it to order?

954
00:45:55,480 --> 00:45:56,200
Speaker 3: That's yeah?

955
00:45:56,360 --> 00:45:58,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then i'd have to send all the wood.

956
00:45:58,600 --> 00:46:00,960
Speaker 1: It sounds like it. I wouldn't bunch of a profit.

957
00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:04,440
Speaker 1: Well if you charge, if you go the fifteen year

958
00:46:04,440 --> 00:46:05,799
Speaker 1: old Supreme route and up.

959
00:46:05,760 --> 00:46:09,719
Speaker 4: Charges, yeah, I know by than you or I just

960
00:46:09,760 --> 00:46:13,040
Speaker 4: want to get on shark tank and would be wearing pajamas.

961
00:46:13,280 --> 00:46:15,279
Speaker 4: We all hate making our bed when it yeah, it's

962
00:46:15,280 --> 00:46:18,399
Speaker 4: a wall, don't get marked c Bay's like, I don't

963
00:46:18,400 --> 00:46:22,040
Speaker 4: even like making my bed. I like owning sports teams exactly.

964
00:46:22,400 --> 00:46:24,799
Speaker 4: What if I told you you could have a bed

965
00:46:24,880 --> 00:46:27,560
Speaker 4: jetting from the corner, but you don't lose your pillows.

966
00:46:27,680 --> 00:46:32,319
Speaker 1: Who's just going to say triangle pit behind my bed? Wait?

967
00:46:32,480 --> 00:46:36,759
Speaker 1: How is that in a func shue thing? Oh? Recommended

968
00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:39,200
Speaker 1: to have it coming out of the corner. Yeah, I

969
00:46:39,239 --> 00:46:40,279
Speaker 1: don't know if you're not.

970
00:46:40,360 --> 00:46:42,440
Speaker 4: If you're supposed to wake up facing a door, I

971
00:46:42,520 --> 00:46:43,240
Speaker 4: think that's bad.

972
00:46:43,320 --> 00:46:43,719
Speaker 1: I don't know.

973
00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:45,759
Speaker 4: I'm not going to replace and put your door in

974
00:46:45,760 --> 00:46:47,920
Speaker 4: a different part of the room. That's not my jurisdiction.

975
00:46:48,160 --> 00:46:51,120
Speaker 1: No, you How do you feel in your room with corner?

976
00:46:51,640 --> 00:46:54,359
Speaker 1: I wake up, I look at my snowy mountain wall.

977
00:46:54,719 --> 00:46:55,560
Speaker 1: I feel great.

978
00:46:55,840 --> 00:46:57,919
Speaker 4: I feel right the minute I wake up, I'm looking

979
00:46:57,920 --> 00:47:00,400
Speaker 4: at a snowy mountain. I feel like I've been outside.

980
00:47:00,920 --> 00:47:03,360
Speaker 5: And do you have it in the like you open

981
00:47:03,400 --> 00:47:06,280
Speaker 5: the door and then it's the corner opposite the door.

982
00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:10,080
Speaker 4: Yes, okay, yeah, so it's just and it it looks beautiful.

983
00:47:10,200 --> 00:47:10,439
Speaker 1: Cool.

984
00:47:10,560 --> 00:47:13,480
Speaker 3: I invented it. No one steal my idea out there.

985
00:47:13,760 --> 00:47:16,799
Speaker 1: That you just put on the internet. I figure it out.

986
00:47:16,840 --> 00:47:19,840
Speaker 3: You guys will be you'll be laughing one time, laughing.

987
00:47:20,120 --> 00:47:21,760
Speaker 2: Did you write it down and mail it to yourself

988
00:47:21,800 --> 00:47:24,080
Speaker 2: so you're gonna have a timestamp for copyright purposes.

989
00:47:24,560 --> 00:47:26,520
Speaker 3: It comes with a certificate of authors.

990
00:47:28,920 --> 00:47:31,880
Speaker 1: This is Chris. I assure you this. I promise.

991
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:35,600
Speaker 4: This is a triangle promise, or I didn't send this email.

992
00:47:36,680 --> 00:47:37,800
Speaker 1: My name isn't fair.

993
00:47:39,320 --> 00:47:41,000
Speaker 2: It was a business woman she was not like a

994
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:42,600
Speaker 2: friend a friend, It's like a business.

995
00:47:42,680 --> 00:47:44,959
Speaker 1: Lady was like, I promise this is real.

996
00:47:45,040 --> 00:47:47,040
Speaker 2: And also she was supposed to be kind of like

997
00:47:47,080 --> 00:47:51,800
Speaker 2: an art dealer. I just googled this, so you should

998
00:47:51,840 --> 00:47:53,520
Speaker 2: know for sure what I'm talking.

999
00:47:53,760 --> 00:47:56,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you didn't get the painting, it may have benefit.

1000
00:47:56,880 --> 00:48:00,239
Speaker 2: It also was the kind of thing where I am

1001
00:48:00,719 --> 00:48:04,560
Speaker 2: I think I might be cheap deep down because I

1002
00:48:04,600 --> 00:48:07,360
Speaker 2: love the painting. But then when I found out the price,

1003
00:48:07,400 --> 00:48:10,120
Speaker 2: I was like, that's kind of a weird painting where.

1004
00:48:09,920 --> 00:48:12,440
Speaker 1: I'm like changed entirely.

1005
00:48:13,480 --> 00:48:16,279
Speaker 4: Second, I knew that Yeah, if it's something subjective, like,

1006
00:48:16,320 --> 00:48:17,880
Speaker 4: all right, you can tuck yourself out of it.

1007
00:48:18,040 --> 00:48:19,440
Speaker 1: Sure. Ell yeah, oh that.

1008
00:48:19,440 --> 00:48:23,200
Speaker 3: Got ugly real things. Realize those eyes were crooked.

1009
00:48:24,280 --> 00:48:29,359
Speaker 1: This is disgusting. No one would want this painting two

1010
00:48:29,440 --> 00:48:35,920
Speaker 1: hundred dollars. It's beautiful, it's perfect real. So what have

1011
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:37,960
Speaker 1: you guys been up to since I moved away?

1012
00:48:39,160 --> 00:48:42,320
Speaker 4: I drive by your old apartment and still can't find parking.

1013
00:48:43,360 --> 00:48:45,920
Speaker 2: I go to Good Marris and I'm by myself, and

1014
00:48:45,960 --> 00:48:49,280
Speaker 2: I stare at the waiter, going, what's wrong with this picture?

1015
00:48:49,440 --> 00:48:50,000
Speaker 1: That's right?

1016
00:48:51,360 --> 00:48:53,759
Speaker 4: I go to the true TV website and see that

1017
00:48:53,880 --> 00:48:56,080
Speaker 4: we still actively have a show that we hosted.

1018
00:48:57,320 --> 00:48:57,960
Speaker 1: It is true.

1019
00:48:58,080 --> 00:49:01,080
Speaker 5: I get people tag me and send me oh, they're

1020
00:49:01,120 --> 00:49:05,360
Speaker 5: showing a marathon of you and Chris, and I'm like, noah, they.

1021
00:49:05,239 --> 00:49:08,960
Speaker 4: Still air that show. I get more from that. And

1022
00:49:09,080 --> 00:49:13,560
Speaker 4: World's Dumbest too. They still they just never stop. They

1023
00:49:13,600 --> 00:49:16,319
Speaker 4: never They just that's what true TV does, not to

1024
00:49:16,360 --> 00:49:19,399
Speaker 4: talk smack about a network. But I'm doing it. They

1025
00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:23,279
Speaker 4: just kind of quietly rather than go through because I

1026
00:49:23,360 --> 00:49:26,040
Speaker 4: understand you don't want to make someone sad and actually

1027
00:49:26,040 --> 00:49:26,839
Speaker 4: cancel their show.

1028
00:49:26,920 --> 00:49:30,160
Speaker 1: They just kind of quietly quit, quit order and say.

1029
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:35,200
Speaker 4: Well there's a chance and then just tell us let's

1030
00:49:35,440 --> 00:49:36,600
Speaker 4: I can quit thinking about it.

1031
00:49:36,920 --> 00:49:40,200
Speaker 1: But yeah, they apparently air it a lot.

1032
00:49:40,400 --> 00:49:43,200
Speaker 3: We just went in I someone said, bring a friend.

1033
00:49:43,239 --> 00:49:45,640
Speaker 4: It's kind of a casual audition and then they said,

1034
00:49:45,920 --> 00:49:49,080
Speaker 4: you guys were great, you have a show wild.

1035
00:49:48,840 --> 00:49:51,280
Speaker 1: It really was, and it was it was fun.

1036
00:49:51,280 --> 00:49:54,040
Speaker 4: It wasn't It was like we were learning how to

1037
00:49:54,239 --> 00:49:56,319
Speaker 4: host a show while on air.

1038
00:49:56,520 --> 00:49:57,440
Speaker 1: Well you were doing it.

1039
00:49:57,520 --> 00:49:59,640
Speaker 4: By the end, we've kind of figured it out. And

1040
00:49:59,680 --> 00:50:02,359
Speaker 4: then like, wait, okay, this is actually fun. Let's keep

1041
00:50:02,360 --> 00:50:02,719
Speaker 4: doing this.

1042
00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:05,160
Speaker 1: And they said no, yeah, now that you're good at

1043
00:50:05,239 --> 00:50:06,840
Speaker 1: it now that the now we don't want it.

1044
00:50:07,040 --> 00:50:10,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, but we still are on the website.

1045
00:50:10,400 --> 00:50:12,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's still People will send me pictures like

1046
00:50:12,880 --> 00:50:14,640
Speaker 2: I'm in the gym and you and Crease are on

1047
00:50:14,719 --> 00:50:16,319
Speaker 2: TV and it's just.

1048
00:50:17,239 --> 00:50:18,840
Speaker 1: Us acting like fools.

1049
00:50:18,920 --> 00:50:21,799
Speaker 4: At the time, we did some silly stuff, but it

1050
00:50:21,880 --> 00:50:25,480
Speaker 4: was always fun. It's just like a show where two

1051
00:50:25,600 --> 00:50:27,479
Speaker 4: people are making each other laugh.

1052
00:50:27,760 --> 00:50:30,040
Speaker 1: Yes, that's all it ended up being, but it was

1053
00:50:30,040 --> 00:50:31,640
Speaker 1: super fun. It was really fun.

1054
00:50:32,080 --> 00:50:36,240
Speaker 4: Rest in Peace. Almost genius, they remembered and what it's called.

1055
00:50:37,400 --> 00:50:39,120
Speaker 4: It was gonna say real genius. We were in real

1056
00:50:39,200 --> 00:50:44,279
Speaker 4: Janius with I was Mitch Nerd. You were the girl

1057
00:50:44,320 --> 00:50:46,040
Speaker 4: that made us sled out of a lawn chair.

1058
00:50:46,800 --> 00:50:51,040
Speaker 5: We were times I ran into Lanslow.

1059
00:50:51,280 --> 00:50:55,840
Speaker 4: Hollyfeld, the guy that lives in the closet. His brother

1060
00:50:55,960 --> 00:51:00,279
Speaker 4: lived next to Tagan. I what were you serious? Yeah, yeah,

1061
00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:02,720
Speaker 4: John Gryce and his brother is and Carrie.

1062
00:51:02,800 --> 00:51:05,279
Speaker 1: He's like an editor and they live right next door.

1063
00:51:06,280 --> 00:51:08,399
Speaker 4: And he's nice and I was like, you were less

1064
00:51:08,400 --> 00:51:10,600
Speaker 4: a little Hollyfeld and he's like, oh wow, I always

1065
00:51:10,600 --> 00:51:11,560
Speaker 4: hear Uncle Rico.

1066
00:51:12,840 --> 00:51:16,479
Speaker 1: He's the nicest man. Oh, same guy for both.

1067
00:51:16,719 --> 00:51:18,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I know that.

1068
00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:21,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's great. He's just like a character actor.

1069
00:51:21,600 --> 00:51:24,360
Speaker 4: He lived in a closet when the Freedom Lay sweepstakes

1070
00:51:24,400 --> 00:51:26,560
Speaker 4: we all remember because they didn't have a.

1071
00:51:26,520 --> 00:51:28,919
Speaker 3: Certificate of authenticity to just print him out.

1072
00:51:29,040 --> 00:51:32,160
Speaker 1: That's I love the concept. I forever love it.

1073
00:51:32,280 --> 00:51:35,279
Speaker 4: Yeah, I just that movie holds up real genius, its up.

1074
00:51:37,280 --> 00:51:41,480
Speaker 4: It really holds up. And I've been doing stand up

1075
00:51:41,480 --> 00:51:43,480
Speaker 4: a lot. That's my story.

1076
00:51:45,440 --> 00:51:46,360
Speaker 1: I don't really do that.

1077
00:51:46,560 --> 00:51:48,279
Speaker 5: I've done it a handful of times since movie, and

1078
00:51:48,320 --> 00:51:49,520
Speaker 5: I always bomb in England.

1079
00:51:50,080 --> 00:51:53,200
Speaker 1: I'm not phonny in England, not like stage, not socially.

1080
00:51:54,080 --> 00:51:56,720
Speaker 4: No, maybe it was it's the part because I really

1081
00:51:56,760 --> 00:51:58,640
Speaker 4: did have a good time when I did it there.

1082
00:51:58,680 --> 00:52:01,000
Speaker 4: It just depends on where your head, I guess, just.

1083
00:52:00,960 --> 00:52:01,799
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, it does.

1084
00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:06,040
Speaker 5: But it's also just so I'm my personality is antithetical

1085
00:52:06,080 --> 00:52:08,440
Speaker 5: to everything about British, you know what I mean.

1086
00:52:08,480 --> 00:52:10,880
Speaker 1: They're like, let's be quiet, stiff upper lift. I'm like,

1087
00:52:10,880 --> 00:52:13,640
Speaker 1: what's up, looks be best friends everyone, And they're like, no,

1088
00:52:13,840 --> 00:52:14,720
Speaker 1: what you're weird?

1089
00:52:15,520 --> 00:52:18,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're flying in the face of all that is British.

1090
00:52:18,719 --> 00:52:22,000
Speaker 5: Absolutely well, I hope you're enjoying it. No, I mean,

1091
00:52:22,040 --> 00:52:24,920
Speaker 5: I am like obviously Martin totally rules. And we just

1092
00:52:24,960 --> 00:52:26,320
Speaker 5: bought a house, which is awesome.

1093
00:52:26,440 --> 00:52:28,719
Speaker 1: Oh you've got a new house. Yeah, we bought.

1094
00:52:28,840 --> 00:52:31,160
Speaker 5: We were renting and then we just bought the house.

1095
00:52:31,200 --> 00:52:32,440
Speaker 5: He got the keys yesterday.

1096
00:52:32,719 --> 00:52:34,719
Speaker 1: Wow. And so when I get back, we're going to

1097
00:52:34,760 --> 00:52:38,120
Speaker 1: move in owner. Dude. You know what's so wild?

1098
00:52:38,320 --> 00:52:41,720
Speaker 2: Our house payment in a foreign country is like cheaper

1099
00:52:41,760 --> 00:52:45,400
Speaker 2: than LA rent. Yeah wow, yeah, dude, it's not surprising

1100
00:52:45,560 --> 00:52:46,879
Speaker 2: crazy this town.

1101
00:52:47,400 --> 00:52:49,960
Speaker 1: And yeah, so we're going to do that. So that's cool.

1102
00:52:50,160 --> 00:52:54,680
Speaker 5: I'm like doing adult shit. That's cool. But yeah, it's

1103
00:52:54,760 --> 00:52:56,120
Speaker 5: very different. It's very different.

1104
00:52:56,360 --> 00:52:58,719
Speaker 3: Well, I'm proud of you for taking that, making that

1105
00:52:58,719 --> 00:52:59,239
Speaker 3: big move.

1106
00:52:59,280 --> 00:53:02,440
Speaker 4: That would be you just uprooted your life, got rid

1107
00:53:02,480 --> 00:53:03,640
Speaker 4: of all your cool stuff.

1108
00:53:03,880 --> 00:53:06,480
Speaker 5: I did sell so much shit and give away so

1109
00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:07,000
Speaker 5: much shit.

1110
00:53:07,800 --> 00:53:10,960
Speaker 1: Dude, what do you miss anything on my record collection?

1111
00:53:11,160 --> 00:53:11,359
Speaker 2: Oh?

1112
00:53:11,520 --> 00:53:12,360
Speaker 1: Oh wow?

1113
00:53:12,719 --> 00:53:15,480
Speaker 5: I sold almost my entire record collection to me but

1114
00:53:15,520 --> 00:53:18,000
Speaker 5: because I couldn't I mean shipping my stuff over there.

1115
00:53:18,120 --> 00:53:20,799
Speaker 1: Like it was basically like the concept of pot.

1116
00:53:20,960 --> 00:53:22,759
Speaker 5: Like they brought a thing that was like here, you

1117
00:53:22,800 --> 00:53:25,520
Speaker 5: fill up this thing and it costs a certain like

1118
00:53:25,560 --> 00:53:26,360
Speaker 5: whatever does it fit in?

1119
00:53:26,400 --> 00:53:27,880
Speaker 1: This thing? Doesn't go on the boat, you know what

1120
00:53:27,920 --> 00:53:29,480
Speaker 1: I mean. Yeah, so I was.

1121
00:53:29,600 --> 00:53:31,319
Speaker 5: I had to just get rid of a ton of stuff,

1122
00:53:31,320 --> 00:53:32,719
Speaker 5: and I gave away a lot of stuff.

1123
00:53:32,440 --> 00:53:36,000
Speaker 1: Too, But yeah, it was wild. I wasn't around for that.

1124
00:53:36,400 --> 00:53:41,440
Speaker 1: I wanted some of your stuff, okay with somebody. Marcela

1125
00:53:41,520 --> 00:53:42,640
Speaker 1: got my microwave I had.

1126
00:53:42,680 --> 00:53:44,319
Speaker 2: At the end, I was like, anybody who wants to

1127
00:53:44,360 --> 00:53:46,200
Speaker 2: just come over and take things, come take them.

1128
00:53:46,640 --> 00:53:50,239
Speaker 5: And yeah that ended up happening. I happily was like

1129
00:53:50,280 --> 00:53:54,560
Speaker 5: take whatever. So going to do that, Yeah, it was wild.

1130
00:53:54,600 --> 00:53:57,959
Speaker 5: I mean it was a huge change. I mean it's yeah,

1131
00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:01,680
Speaker 5: it's cool, it's just different. It was a very It's

1132
00:54:01,680 --> 00:54:04,319
Speaker 5: almost like I've been watching somebody else's life because I'm

1133
00:54:04,560 --> 00:54:09,000
Speaker 5: experiencing it was so much change in growth and so much.

1134
00:54:09,120 --> 00:54:12,680
Speaker 5: It's like changing schools too, because in the middle of

1135
00:54:12,719 --> 00:54:14,399
Speaker 5: the year where I get to this place and I'm

1136
00:54:14,400 --> 00:54:16,239
Speaker 5: like no, but people at my old school thought it

1137
00:54:16,280 --> 00:54:18,440
Speaker 5: was funny and they're like, yeah, right, nerd, Sorry you.

1138
00:54:18,400 --> 00:54:20,799
Speaker 1: Got to fight the bully. Yes, it really is.

1139
00:54:20,880 --> 00:54:23,360
Speaker 5: It's like I'm a whole different person there and have

1140
00:54:23,480 --> 00:54:26,640
Speaker 5: to be like no, people, I was cool.

1141
00:54:26,440 --> 00:54:29,120
Speaker 1: I'm old and to live and they're like, no, you're

1142
00:54:29,160 --> 00:54:31,680
Speaker 1: not you're not here. We don't care about their Yeah.

1143
00:54:31,520 --> 00:54:35,520
Speaker 2: It's it's weird because also there's just no context, like no,

1144
00:54:35,840 --> 00:54:37,440
Speaker 2: when you and I are talking about it, where I'm like, well,

1145
00:54:37,520 --> 00:54:40,360
Speaker 2: can't you go down to like a cafe. I was

1146
00:54:40,400 --> 00:54:42,759
Speaker 2: starting to make up ways to help you think of

1147
00:54:42,840 --> 00:54:43,760
Speaker 2: ways to socialism.

1148
00:54:43,760 --> 00:54:45,080
Speaker 1: Who were like, dude, I've done it.

1149
00:54:45,360 --> 00:54:48,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, write yeah, how do you make friends as an adult?

1150
00:54:48,719 --> 00:54:51,320
Speaker 1: In context? It is so funny?

1151
00:54:51,360 --> 00:54:55,000
Speaker 4: I will like go skateboarding, which is it's funny that

1152
00:54:55,040 --> 00:54:56,840
Speaker 4: I'm forty five and I still skateboard.

1153
00:54:57,040 --> 00:54:59,239
Speaker 1: You have to visit though, because there's a place called

1154
00:54:59,239 --> 00:55:01,880
Speaker 1: the Level. I sent you pictures. Yeah, it's like the

1155
00:55:02,080 --> 00:55:03,480
Speaker 1: craziest skate park.

1156
00:55:03,920 --> 00:55:06,719
Speaker 2: It's always got dudes there, like you would flip out.

1157
00:55:07,040 --> 00:55:10,239
Speaker 2: It's like right outside of our house something, and it's

1158
00:55:10,280 --> 00:55:11,800
Speaker 2: like the coolest, craziest skate.

1159
00:55:11,680 --> 00:55:13,640
Speaker 1: I always run. I always meet other men.

1160
00:55:13,680 --> 00:55:16,239
Speaker 4: I'm like, it's funny to ask another man we should

1161
00:55:16,280 --> 00:55:18,799
Speaker 4: skate again sometime. I guess I could get your phone number.

1162
00:55:19,080 --> 00:55:22,479
Speaker 4: It's just funny to meet as an adult make new friends. Yes,

1163
00:55:22,520 --> 00:55:25,520
Speaker 4: it is, and then use the number and be like, hey,

1164
00:55:26,400 --> 00:55:28,160
Speaker 4: I'm the guy that you met that one time. Do

1165
00:55:28,160 --> 00:55:29,479
Speaker 4: you want to have a skate date.

1166
00:55:29,719 --> 00:55:32,880
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, absolutely.

1167
00:55:32,520 --> 00:55:35,920
Speaker 4: Well, speaking of Karen, I just posted a picture my

1168
00:55:35,960 --> 00:55:40,640
Speaker 4: friend sent me this skate brand and they on Instagram.

1169
00:55:40,880 --> 00:55:44,280
Speaker 3: They said, oh, we big fans of you and Karen.

1170
00:55:44,800 --> 00:55:46,600
Speaker 4: What We're going to send you some stuff, So you

1171
00:55:46,640 --> 00:55:50,040
Speaker 4: got to figure out what size skateboard do you like or.

1172
00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:53,200
Speaker 1: It'll be stickers and shirts or something. But it's kind

1173
00:55:53,200 --> 00:55:55,520
Speaker 1: of cool. It's like, uh, that's awesome.

1174
00:55:55,600 --> 00:55:56,400
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1175
00:55:55,800 --> 00:55:56,000
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1176
00:55:56,400 --> 00:55:59,600
Speaker 2: That's always the weirdest thing where it's people that you're like, oh,

1177
00:55:59,640 --> 00:56:01,279
Speaker 2: that's a thing I've liked for a long time, and

1178
00:56:01,320 --> 00:56:05,560
Speaker 2: then it's like I've listened to your podcast. We're just like, wait,

1179
00:56:05,640 --> 00:56:07,799
Speaker 2: what I forget? People listen to this ship.

1180
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:08,239
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1181
00:56:08,280 --> 00:56:11,240
Speaker 4: This is Rick Howard and Spike Jones and Mike Carroll

1182
00:56:11,360 --> 00:56:12,560
Speaker 4: all are part of.

1183
00:56:12,760 --> 00:56:15,399
Speaker 1: Something called Creole Tap. They make a bunch of skate

1184
00:56:15,440 --> 00:56:18,239
Speaker 1: brands that I like, and they like our podcast. That's

1185
00:56:18,400 --> 00:56:20,719
Speaker 1: rat very cool, totally. Yeah.

1186
00:56:21,160 --> 00:56:24,680
Speaker 4: I'll talk to the woman who's nice, Megan. She contacted me.

1187
00:56:24,960 --> 00:56:28,520
Speaker 4: She's like works this Instagram for them. We're going to

1188
00:56:28,560 --> 00:56:30,879
Speaker 4: get some skate stuff so you'll have some Oh my god,

1189
00:56:32,320 --> 00:56:34,440
Speaker 4: you're gonna start dating Milton Martinez.

1190
00:56:34,640 --> 00:56:39,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, Milton meet me down at the shutdown, Jippy Lute,

1191
00:56:40,520 --> 00:56:42,920
Speaker 2: I will be the girl that watches you skate and

1192
00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:47,399
Speaker 2: does nothing with my life. Please let me live vicariously

1193
00:56:47,520 --> 00:56:48,720
Speaker 2: through you, Milty.

1194
00:56:49,680 --> 00:56:52,759
Speaker 1: I call him Melty. Melty is the best. How old

1195
00:56:52,880 --> 00:56:53,000
Speaker 1: is he?

1196
00:56:53,160 --> 00:56:53,239
Speaker 2: Like?

1197
00:56:53,280 --> 00:56:55,800
Speaker 1: Eat most?

1198
00:56:55,880 --> 00:56:59,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm as skateboarders there, they're liter mid mid twenties.

1199
00:57:00,040 --> 00:57:02,680
Speaker 1: You're pretty much done. Little ladies. Retire at twenty seven,

1200
00:57:02,880 --> 00:57:08,279
Speaker 1: yeah or thirty, or your whole leg will snaff you

1201
00:57:08,400 --> 00:57:11,600
Speaker 1: have to bury it in a box. Well, April, I

1202
00:57:11,719 --> 00:57:13,960
Speaker 1: have missed you, as you know terribly. I have two

1203
00:57:14,040 --> 00:57:17,040
Speaker 1: eyes you both so much. Really sucks. I mean, I'm

1204
00:57:17,080 --> 00:57:21,640
Speaker 1: glad like you fell in love or whatever whatever. Very

1205
00:57:21,720 --> 00:57:26,480
Speaker 1: selfish to leave this. Yeah, you know there's quality of people.

1206
00:57:26,760 --> 00:57:30,320
Speaker 1: You're one toology guys, we need to do you left

1207
00:57:30,400 --> 00:57:34,640
Speaker 1: to I don't know. I have an ultimate relationship. That's fine,

1208
00:57:34,880 --> 00:57:38,000
Speaker 1: And now you're paying the price by not making new friends.

1209
00:57:38,040 --> 00:57:41,960
Speaker 1: So I hope you know what. Halt pretty much everybody

1210
00:57:42,200 --> 00:57:44,160
Speaker 1: in your hair, like, don't you put off like water

1211
00:57:44,320 --> 00:57:49,280
Speaker 1: poster style along, don't talk to this lady? Yes, well,

1212
00:57:49,880 --> 00:57:52,200
Speaker 1: this girl April just moved into your town. Like you

1213
00:57:52,320 --> 00:57:53,320
Speaker 1: don't like her accent?

1214
00:57:53,880 --> 00:57:56,520
Speaker 3: Tell you see how she drinks tea. I'll give you

1215
00:57:56,560 --> 00:57:56,880
Speaker 3: a hint.

1216
00:57:56,920 --> 00:57:59,440
Speaker 4: Her pinky is not it's all the way down, so

1217
00:58:00,080 --> 00:58:03,360
Speaker 4: rips it like about her character.

1218
00:58:04,160 --> 00:58:08,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was thinking we could we could do a

1219
00:58:08,360 --> 00:58:11,000
Speaker 2: call out for all of our Do you need to

1220
00:58:11,040 --> 00:58:12,960
Speaker 2: write listeners in Brighton, England?

1221
00:58:13,080 --> 00:58:13,280
Speaker 6: Yeah?

1222
00:58:13,720 --> 00:58:15,440
Speaker 2: If you want to hang out there and you want

1223
00:58:15,480 --> 00:58:19,120
Speaker 2: a cool friend and you like people that speak louder

1224
00:58:19,200 --> 00:58:22,440
Speaker 2: than whispering, yes, well then hey, April Richards say, is

1225
00:58:22,480 --> 00:58:22,880
Speaker 2: the one.

1226
00:58:22,800 --> 00:58:25,439
Speaker 1: For you to hang out look for her? Yeah?

1227
00:58:26,320 --> 00:58:30,920
Speaker 5: Volume, but you like volume and you like confident. You

1228
00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:33,640
Speaker 5: can't be confident in England. That's another thing, Martin. I

1229
00:58:33,720 --> 00:58:36,280
Speaker 5: had a job interview. I've applied for a bunch of

1230
00:58:36,400 --> 00:58:39,080
Speaker 5: like regular jobs, like day jobs because I don't have

1231
00:58:39,120 --> 00:58:41,160
Speaker 5: anything to do during the day while Martin's at work,

1232
00:58:41,240 --> 00:58:44,720
Speaker 5: and got none of them. And I had a job

1233
00:58:44,800 --> 00:58:47,360
Speaker 5: interview that I thought I nailed. I came home like cool,

1234
00:58:47,520 --> 00:58:51,520
Speaker 5: got the job, rad didn't get it. And then after

1235
00:58:51,960 --> 00:58:54,120
Speaker 5: a few days Martin had to be like because I

1236
00:58:54,320 --> 00:58:55,920
Speaker 5: was like, how did I not get this job? I

1237
00:58:56,200 --> 00:59:00,680
Speaker 5: thought I totally did well? And he goes, yeah, were

1238
00:59:00,720 --> 00:59:03,400
Speaker 5: you like really confident? And I was like yeah, and

1239
00:59:03,520 --> 00:59:13,360
Speaker 5: he's like, yes, wrong, Yes, you're kidding. But he fully

1240
00:59:13,520 --> 00:59:16,120
Speaker 5: was like, yeah, we're really wary of that, Like that's

1241
00:59:16,200 --> 00:59:18,800
Speaker 5: not I'm like, I'm sorry. So the thing that's been

1242
00:59:18,840 --> 00:59:21,640
Speaker 5: hammered into my skull since birth, which is be confident

1243
00:59:22,200 --> 00:59:23,440
Speaker 5: at a job interview, is.

1244
00:59:23,520 --> 00:59:27,840
Speaker 1: The wrong move, and he's like, we're wary of it.

1245
00:59:27,920 --> 00:59:28,920
Speaker 1: We're suspicious of it.

1246
00:59:29,840 --> 00:59:32,360
Speaker 2: So actually, if I moved to England, I would get

1247
00:59:32,560 --> 00:59:35,320
Speaker 2: jobs because I am the worst.

1248
00:59:35,120 --> 00:59:36,680
Speaker 1: Interview of all time.

1249
00:59:36,840 --> 00:59:40,280
Speaker 5: No he I mean I started getting like Dickenzie and

1250
00:59:40,400 --> 00:59:43,080
Speaker 5: orphan style like please, sir, I have this job, so

1251
00:59:43,400 --> 00:59:44,360
Speaker 5: like be so on it.

1252
00:59:44,600 --> 00:59:47,920
Speaker 1: Yeah. They they're very Yeah. I'm like, what about you?

1253
00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:50,320
Speaker 1: Would you change about yourself? Just about it?

1254
00:59:50,400 --> 00:59:53,760
Speaker 2: Everything you name it, and I'll change it. I'm not

1255
00:59:53,840 --> 00:59:55,920
Speaker 2: even worthy to be talking to you right now. All right,

1256
00:59:56,200 --> 00:59:58,880
Speaker 2: you start Monday. Where do you see yourself in five years?

1257
00:59:59,240 --> 00:59:59,479
Speaker 6: Dead?

1258
01:00:01,480 --> 01:00:03,880
Speaker 1: Absolutely troubling for your forgiveness.

1259
01:00:06,280 --> 01:00:09,240
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, it's just like we think it's we think

1260
01:00:09,320 --> 01:00:11,680
Speaker 5: confidence is weird, we think assertiveness is weird.

1261
01:00:12,040 --> 01:00:17,840
Speaker 2: We think that we're suspicious of your sincerity. And I'm like, okay,

1262
01:00:17,960 --> 01:00:21,000
Speaker 2: so because that's the thing is if I go up.

1263
01:00:20,920 --> 01:00:23,080
Speaker 5: To people like like you were saying, Chris like, hey,

1264
01:00:23,160 --> 01:00:24,600
Speaker 5: you want to hang out, want to be They're like

1265
01:00:24,880 --> 01:00:28,640
Speaker 5: this is suspicious, like that's their default, and so I

1266
01:00:28,720 --> 01:00:31,440
Speaker 5: don't know how to get across like I'm not fucking

1267
01:00:31,560 --> 01:00:31,800
Speaker 5: with you.

1268
01:00:32,040 --> 01:00:36,040
Speaker 1: I do want to hang out with you. Yeah, it's interesting,

1269
01:00:36,320 --> 01:00:37,520
Speaker 1: it'll get better. Yeah.

1270
01:00:37,880 --> 01:00:40,240
Speaker 4: Oh and before we close, I had to show you

1271
01:00:40,360 --> 01:00:46,640
Speaker 4: that someone in Minneapolis made this tiny constant designer Oh

1272
01:00:46,720 --> 01:00:49,400
Speaker 4: my god car with the not that we're going to

1273
01:00:49,440 --> 01:00:51,600
Speaker 4: have coffee right now, but I thought if we did.

1274
01:00:51,800 --> 01:00:56,560
Speaker 1: That's beautiful. It's like a gift car Sturbucks gift card

1275
01:00:56,640 --> 01:01:00,480
Speaker 1: holder with a turtle. Turtle's driving the car. The name

1276
01:01:00,640 --> 01:01:03,200
Speaker 1: was on here. I'll figure it out. Oh it came

1277
01:01:03,240 --> 01:01:05,640
Speaker 1: in an envelope. I guess are you just taking this

1278
01:01:05,760 --> 01:01:08,760
Speaker 1: out of my hands? I'm sorry. Here you go, give it.

1279
01:01:10,840 --> 01:01:15,080
Speaker 2: And the turtle, the turtles that Chris makes eye contact

1280
01:01:15,120 --> 01:01:18,720
Speaker 2: with it echo po yeah yeah, yeah, I'm a turtle ambassador.

1281
01:01:18,800 --> 01:01:20,840
Speaker 3: People send me those like they send you foxes.

1282
01:01:21,560 --> 01:01:26,480
Speaker 1: And then Jen and Lindsay made these cool coffee coozies.

1283
01:01:27,240 --> 01:01:31,920
Speaker 4: Oh wow, yeah, Steven you got one, and Karen you

1284
01:01:32,040 --> 01:01:36,000
Speaker 4: got one, and Chris and then this one says guest.

1285
01:01:36,040 --> 01:01:43,320
Speaker 1: And yeahs a question Mark. Oh my god. One of

1286
01:01:43,360 --> 01:01:45,360
Speaker 1: the rare times we actually have a guest and then

1287
01:01:45,400 --> 01:01:48,640
Speaker 1: there's a gut Yeah, it's Chris fantastic. What are their names?

1288
01:01:48,800 --> 01:01:52,520
Speaker 1: Lindsay and Jessica. This is Jen and Lindsay. Yeah, Jen

1289
01:01:52,640 --> 01:01:56,800
Speaker 1: and Lindsay. Yeah, thanks Lindsay. This is rank you. Yeah

1290
01:01:56,960 --> 01:01:59,200
Speaker 1: that was in Colorant. They gave me that in Denver.

1291
01:01:59,440 --> 01:02:01,440
Speaker 1: So it's like it's to keep our Starbucks.

1292
01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:02,200
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1293
01:02:02,280 --> 01:02:03,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's basically a coozy.

1294
01:02:04,320 --> 01:02:04,720
Speaker 6: I love it.

1295
01:02:05,080 --> 01:02:07,720
Speaker 1: And it's been a little button. Yeah that's great. It's

1296
01:02:07,720 --> 01:02:08,960
Speaker 1: an adjustable coozy.

1297
01:02:09,240 --> 01:02:09,439
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1298
01:02:09,640 --> 01:02:13,560
Speaker 1: If I get that Vani, it's still gonna fit. Okay,

1299
01:02:14,240 --> 01:02:19,240
Speaker 1: go ahead, that lower down on the cup. Yeah yeah,

1300
01:02:19,360 --> 01:02:20,840
Speaker 1: it's really cool. I got the bet.

1301
01:02:20,960 --> 01:02:24,240
Speaker 3: I thank you for everyone that brought gifts and cards

1302
01:02:24,360 --> 01:02:25,040
Speaker 3: to my shows.

1303
01:02:25,080 --> 01:02:29,600
Speaker 4: It made me I win because now the only can

1304
01:02:29,640 --> 01:02:31,680
Speaker 4: I say anything about you, I'm just like, just mentioned

1305
01:02:31,720 --> 01:02:34,080
Speaker 4: the podcast just so I can get a reading.

1306
01:02:34,280 --> 01:02:35,960
Speaker 1: And then when it's a room full of people.

1307
01:02:36,360 --> 01:02:40,640
Speaker 4: There was twice where everyone cheered and I fucking cry,

1308
01:02:40,800 --> 01:02:44,640
Speaker 4: Like I get on stage, I'm like, well, I'm emotional now.

1309
01:02:44,720 --> 01:02:45,200
Speaker 1: It's good.

1310
01:02:45,400 --> 01:02:50,040
Speaker 4: But it's funny to start a show well something different,

1311
01:02:50,280 --> 01:02:52,200
Speaker 4: well and a serously I cry at the end as

1312
01:02:52,280 --> 01:02:52,840
Speaker 4: my closer.

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Speaker 2: I feel like this, especially this podcast, which has it's

1314
01:02:56,840 --> 01:02:59,840
Speaker 2: not even like the Little Engine that Could. We've just

1315
01:03:00,080 --> 01:03:03,400
Speaker 2: been doing it almost in spite of ourselves, like NonStop.

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01:03:03,600 --> 01:03:06,960
Speaker 2: So the idea that we we've gotten so many gifts

1317
01:03:07,040 --> 01:03:09,200
Speaker 2: through your people going to watch you. Do you stand

1318
01:03:09,280 --> 01:03:11,600
Speaker 2: up where I just go like, I can't believe there's

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01:03:11,800 --> 01:03:14,680
Speaker 2: still new people to give us presents. Yeah, yeah, because

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Speaker 2: I thought there.

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Speaker 1: Was like, you know, solid sixty people that were like

1322
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Speaker 1: we're behind you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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01:03:21,440 --> 01:03:23,280
Speaker 1: It felt like it was so overwhelmed.

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01:03:23,360 --> 01:03:25,880
Speaker 4: Just this compared to my last tour was so overwhelming

1326
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Speaker 4: and like it's and it's all nice, normal sweet people.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no crazies yet I love it. So come on out,

1328
01:03:32,600 --> 01:03:36,040
Speaker 1: are you crazy? I can't be crazy.

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Speaker 4: I'll talk close, I'll talk too long, I'll try and

1330
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Speaker 4: hug you. I won't feel good real handsy. No, no,

1331
01:03:48,240 --> 01:03:49,960
Speaker 4: it's all normal interactions.

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Speaker 1: Thank you everybody, Yes, thank you all for listening.

1333
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Speaker 3: I got to figure out who made that car.

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Speaker 1: It's amazing.

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Speaker 2: It is.

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01:03:56,600 --> 01:03:58,800
Speaker 1: The name so good. It's a nice little project.

1337
01:03:59,080 --> 01:04:03,520
Speaker 4: It's a beautifully that goes up cardboard exactly right somewhere

1338
01:04:03,800 --> 01:04:05,960
Speaker 4: on a shelf display.

1339
01:04:06,120 --> 01:04:09,640
Speaker 1: It's beautiful. It deserves it, all right, should we wrap

1340
01:04:09,680 --> 01:04:10,280
Speaker 1: it down? April?

1341
01:04:10,360 --> 01:04:13,280
Speaker 2: Do you want to plug any of your projects or

1342
01:04:13,640 --> 01:04:16,760
Speaker 2: just mainly our podcast? Our podcast is it's called Why

1343
01:04:16,800 --> 01:04:19,040
Speaker 2: Do I Like This? And yeah, it's at why do

1344
01:04:19,160 --> 01:04:20,400
Speaker 2: I Like this podcast?

1345
01:04:20,480 --> 01:04:24,440
Speaker 1: Dot com? I love it. Why do I like this podcast? Yeah? Exactly,

1346
01:04:24,680 --> 01:04:28,040
Speaker 1: see dum me. And then it's every.

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Speaker 5: Every week, I just pick a different song that I

1348
01:04:32,280 --> 01:04:35,080
Speaker 5: like and then Martin tears it apart and it's really fun.

1349
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Speaker 1: That's great. And Martin, if you if it wasn't clear

1350
01:04:38,560 --> 01:04:40,560
Speaker 1: before he was the was he the.

1351
01:04:40,560 --> 01:04:43,560
Speaker 2: Lead singer, singer, and guitarist. No, he's just the lead

1352
01:04:43,600 --> 01:04:47,120
Speaker 2: singer and you played piano. Yeah, lead singer of the

1353
01:04:47,160 --> 01:04:50,680
Speaker 2: band Gene. Yeah, if you're a fan of that ge

1354
01:04:50,800 --> 01:04:55,560
Speaker 2: Any like the dude's name, not like Jean Jean loves Jezebelle, No, yes,

1355
01:04:55,800 --> 01:04:59,680
Speaker 2: like that? Yes, Okay, Well I'm sorry I brought up.

1356
01:04:59,640 --> 01:05:03,040
Speaker 1: You mean mean Jane like my aunt Jean Jean. I

1357
01:05:03,200 --> 01:05:08,640
Speaker 1: do not like jeans Jeans or my aunt Jean. Don't

1358
01:05:08,680 --> 01:05:12,480
Speaker 1: forget her. I never will never. I'll always remember to

1359
01:05:12,600 --> 01:05:13,360
Speaker 1: never forget her.

1360
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Speaker 6: Thank you.

1361
01:05:14,360 --> 01:05:16,840
Speaker 3: Let's go into swingers where everyone gets naked.

1362
01:05:16,880 --> 01:05:22,520
Speaker 1: And has groups. Thank you April Chess and we love

1363
01:05:22,560 --> 01:05:27,320
Speaker 1: you very much. I met you also, Come with me.

1364
01:05:27,680 --> 01:05:30,480
Speaker 1: I have a house. You've been listening. You've been listening.

1365
01:05:30,560 --> 01:05:36,040
Speaker 1: Did you need a rioty? Why are are leaving?

1366
01:05:36,680 --> 01:05:36,720
Speaker 2: You?

1367
01:05:36,960 --> 01:05:41,200
Speaker 1: Wanna way back home? Either way we want to be there.

1368
01:05:43,320 --> 01:05:47,440
Speaker 1: Doesn't matter how much baggage you clean us time and

1369
01:05:48,760 --> 01:05:53,000
Speaker 1: turning on and gage. We want to send you off

1370
01:05:53,320 --> 01:05:57,600
Speaker 1: in start. We want to welcome you back home.

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Speaker 2: Tell us all about it.

1372
01:06:01,120 --> 01:06:02,840
Speaker 1: We scared her? Was it fine?

1373
01:06:04,840 --> 01:06:05,480
Speaker 2: Melbourne?

1374
01:06:21,400 --> 01:06:24,720
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1375
01:06:25,400 --> 01:06:28,600
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1376
01:06:29,320 --> 01:06:33,120
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1377
01:06:33,320 --> 01:06:34,560
Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?

1378
01:06:35,240 --> 01:06:35,920
Speaker 2: Do you need

1379
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Speaker 1: With Karen and Chris