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Speaker 4: Welcome you back home?

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Speaker 5: Tell us all about it?

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Speaker 1: We scared her? Was it fine?

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Speaker 3: Now?

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Speaker 5: Porn?

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Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 4: Do your need ride? Ride with Karen and Chris? Welcome

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Speaker 4: to Do you need a ride? This is Chris Fairbanks.

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Speaker 4: I'm about to jump in the car with Karen Kilgareff.

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Speaker 4: We are late to pick up Eddie Pepatone. His actually

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Speaker 4: his flight came in early. It's not our fault. Hi

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Speaker 4: just doing that and then I'll give you your mite.

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Speaker 4: It's impossible and there's that, got it. Everything's impossible, right,

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Speaker 4: Everything's impossible.

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Speaker 1: That's my new approach.

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Speaker 4: I guess if you just expect everything to be impossible,

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Speaker 4: you'll never be disappointed. And they've been doing. First of all,

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Speaker 4: American Airlines is no sponsor. Oh do you need a round?

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Speaker 1: Are you calling him out?

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Speaker 4: Well?

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Speaker 4: It's a little frustrating. How could he be an almost

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Speaker 5: I know, Well, that's the thing you never planned for,

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Speaker 4: I mean that's the worst place on earth. It's the

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Speaker 4: Of course we don't actually get out and go there,

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Speaker 1: We have to get into it.

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Speaker 4: We have to drive into all these people.

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Speaker 5: And also I think it creates that tension. People sitting

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Speaker 4: Chris, I am legitimately frustrated. Negative feelings are surging through me,

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Speaker 4: and I'm glad I can just bring it to people.

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Speaker 1: Always there's Eddie.

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Speaker 4: Hold on, he's calling. It's probably mad and hold on

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Speaker 3: Hello, Yes, so I'm here.

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Speaker 4: Yes, I'm a terminal four.

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Speaker 7: And if you are you.

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Speaker 4: Close, we are close.

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Speaker 4: We're already recording or less.

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Speaker 5: Your podcast hot, okay, great, Yeah, and definitely be better

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Speaker 4: It's really it's such a bad gig of your ghost

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Speaker 5: They're just lost, but they have died here what happened.

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Speaker 5: I've known Eddie for a while and as you can

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Speaker 1: Eddie and I have that kind of we're real talkers.

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Speaker 1: I'd say you keep it real. I like to think

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Speaker 1: You know what I enjoyed, Chris.

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Speaker 5: all of you who do we really.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that's how it's going to get with Eddie Pepatone.

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Speaker 4: Have you been hanging out with DJs? Where did you

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Speaker 1: I know downs, I know many specialized nouns.

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Speaker 4: I know many specimens of nouns.

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Speaker 1: I have brags. I have brags all day long.

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Speaker 1: But I also, hey, I was there too, of you guys.

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Speaker 1: Something about Howard Kramer.

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Speaker 5: Though he's a special spirit, he affects me in a

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Speaker 5: Back right, right, right right. Don't put your hat on

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Speaker 5: Please don't put it on the bed. And there is

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Speaker 1: Here, I'll just.

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Speaker 4: Be revealing that you sometimes sleep in your car. I

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Speaker 5: Sometimes I like to go just to park on a

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Speaker 1: It may or may not be in front of Howard

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Speaker 1: Cramer's house and sleep. That's all. This is not true,

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Speaker 4: Sake of joking. She's not really attracted to Howard. She's

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Speaker 1: I mean, I might be attracted to him, but I

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Speaker 4: We can tell he's handsome.

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Speaker 1: Everybody knows he's handsome.

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Speaker 4: I just said, we I guess I am too.

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Speaker 3: Well.

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Speaker 4: It's not a let's get naked friend, it's a I

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Speaker 5: And that's so unattracted and yeah, yes, no power moves.

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Speaker 5: You know why, because Howard is an alpha.

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Speaker 4: That's what it is.

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Speaker 5: He's alpha all the way. So you find yourself, you

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Speaker 5: It's so not me, but like it's just the effect

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Speaker 4: Not a lot of. And that's not to says mean

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Speaker 1: Right in here, yep, right here, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 4: And all you've done it all the time entering l an.

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Speaker 5: And it's American, which is eternal four. So is that

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it is? Indeed, is that is that him?

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Speaker 1: Again?

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Speaker 4: I don't know it is?

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Speaker 5: Hello, hold on, hold on, hold on, No, you stay

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Speaker 5: We're moments away from you.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yes, okay, yes, yes, we'll be there within three minutes.

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Speaker 4: That sounds amazing. That's I just figured out how we

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Speaker 4: You put me on speaker phone.

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Speaker 1: It just sounded so great.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, real, well it's I hopefully he's uh, he's tired.

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Speaker 1: Where all the people that are trying to take a

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Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, no, that would be bad, very bad, He's like,

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Speaker 4: me right when I enter this shipthle. I really don't

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Speaker 1: Breathe Just some nice is it?

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Speaker 4: In the nose or out the nose?

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Speaker 5: Through the nose, out the mouth, in blue out red,

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Speaker 1: Feel better shuttle?

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Speaker 4: I feel better?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, No, it's gonna be fine.

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Speaker 4: What are you doing? Squarely, Just because you have a

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Speaker 1: Very loud.

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Speaker 4: I hope that wasn't gun fire. Oh this place, this

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Speaker 4: No, No, that would be bad. I think we actually

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Speaker 4: you know I don't.

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Speaker 1: It sucks.

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Speaker 4: It's Europeans.

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Speaker 1: It's kind of stopped going to Europeans.

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Speaker 5: Oh, there's gonna be so many manned sandals and high

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Speaker 4: Why is everyone stopped? This makes us a liar. About

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Speaker 4: three minutes, It's okay, it's gonna be more like four

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Speaker 4: Okay before we warn him?

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Speaker 4: What, oh, just be sideways park Cat l a X

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Speaker 1: Was It was not good, it was bad. I didn't

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Speaker 4: I guess that that was a phone number for Actually

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Speaker 4: we just advertised for them. That wasn't a phone number.

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Speaker 5: You know what park cat park hat shuttle at Lax

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Speaker 4: And stopped in traffic at slip Dickens.

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Speaker 1: Oh. I just wish Eddie could see how close we were.

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Speaker 4: I wish he could see how great his episode was.

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Speaker 1: That we spent the whole time talking about Howard Greaver.

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Speaker 4: Oh well, well, well, what's the opposite of an alpha?

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Speaker 4: What am I?

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Speaker 1: An omega?

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Speaker 4: An omega dog? Is that a thing?

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Speaker 1: Is that you're the omega man?

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Speaker 4: Am I a sigma pie? Alpha? Uh? Cap and cappuccino?

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Speaker 1: Well, you're you're not. You're very alpha. You like a

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Speaker 4: Oh sorry, there was a time.

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Speaker 1: Do you want a moment?

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Speaker 4: No, it's just that it's a long time ago. I

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Speaker 4: It's Kapa cappuccino?

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Speaker 1: Did you do that on stage?

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Speaker 4: No? No, it was in fourth or fifth grade. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: It was early Montana, early Montana comedy, before there was

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Speaker 1: We are talking about comedy.

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Speaker 4: That's not the ladies, which I also occasionally pound.

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Speaker 1: You're not afraid to pound a lady, Chris.

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Speaker 4: It sounds violent, but I just don't know to use words.

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Speaker 5: Wait a, there are other things we could tell our

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Speaker 4: You're not a facebooker.

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Speaker 1: I don't Facebook.

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Speaker 4: That's okay. Not everyone needs to, No, I don't.

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Speaker 5: I feel like less is more on Facebook. Yeah, thoughts

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Speaker 4: Well, I agree to them on Facebook, and the Facebook

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Speaker 4: That's on me. Okay, that's on me and my record.

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Speaker 4: Honda sponsor. Do you need a ride?

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Speaker 3: You?

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Speaker 4: Sorry? Do you need a ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need a ride?

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Speaker 3: That was good?

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Speaker 4: Okay?

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Speaker 4: You're really messing up our episode.

458
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Speaker 1: But we're so close. I can see American lines. Oh yeah,

459
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Speaker 1: you just have to get in there. How do I

460
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Speaker 1: do it?

461
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Speaker 5: I'm gonna have to get you. I'm gonna have to

462
00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:23,520
Speaker 5: get old school New York cab driver.

463
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Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean this guy's doing it. There's a cab

464
00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:29,760
Speaker 4: driver right here, getting new school La, you get old

465
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Speaker 4: school New York on him.

466
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Speaker 5: We're gonna do an East coast West coast rivalry. Someone

467
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Speaker 5: will be shot. Yeah, hey, how about Suge Night running.

468
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Speaker 4: Over some people? This is the new Oh yeah, yeah, oh, I.

469
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Speaker 1: Don't mean to go topical. I messed up what that

470
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Speaker 1: was that.

471
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Speaker 4: I thought that was an old news issue because it

472
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Speaker 4: hasn't he always been.

473
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Speaker 1: He's been killing for a while.

474
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Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, he didn't have something to do with the

475
00:21:53,840 --> 00:21:56,360
Speaker 4: last time I got in trouble because the Biggie Tupac thing.

476
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Speaker 4: I don't know who was killed in from of the

477
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Speaker 4: Automotive Museum. Sorry, you don't memorize depths. I focus on

478
00:22:03,960 --> 00:22:08,760
Speaker 4: positive things. Let's get in there. It's just a member aggression.

479
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Speaker 1: Yes, I respect you. I like it.

480
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Speaker 4: Damn it. Why is that now? It needs to be

481
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Speaker 4: an Inny. Oh, We're we're getting in there. That's right.

482
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Speaker 4: I called him at dor Oh.

483
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Speaker 1: Hello, officer, Hello, officer.

484
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Speaker 4: Okay, where is Eddie? Let's see here. I do not

485
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Speaker 4: recognize any of.

486
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Speaker 1: These, he said eleven something.

487
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Speaker 4: Yeah, we should have listened to that.

488
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Speaker 1: Is this an orthodox Eddie standing here with the huge there?

489
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Speaker 4: He is there, he is I'm gonna wave at him

490
00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:48,720
Speaker 4: that yeah, yeah, yeah, Hi hop on in. Oh he

491
00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:52,760
Speaker 4: needs help, Okay, I can unplugged.

492
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Speaker 5: We can't help you, yeah, or or do you need

493
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Speaker 5: to go in the backpack.

494
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Speaker 1: I'm all shouting very loudly.

495
00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:06,400
Speaker 4: I have my recording studio in my lap.

496
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Speaker 5: And sorry, OK.

497
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Speaker 4: Here you go Eddie.

498
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Speaker 7: Hey, everybody, it's a great day to be uh in

499
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Speaker 7: an air force.

500
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Speaker 3: It's really it's they arrange it so well. There's a

501
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Speaker 3: terrific flow to the traffic to flow.

502
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Speaker 4: We'd like to try to but if you're you know,

503
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Speaker 4: out of your uncomfortable.

504
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Speaker 1: I can kick up this ac for you.

505
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Speaker 4: I'm we We're so sorry that we're late. But the

506
00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:47,199
Speaker 4: only is your flight was.

507
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Speaker 7: So flight was early, and I got a couple of

508
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Speaker 7: its so funny that I when I get when I

509
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Speaker 7: are we taping.

510
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Speaker 4: We are?

511
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Speaker 7: Indeed, when I got off the plane, it was so

512
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Speaker 7: fucking movie. First of all, I did too. Show was

513
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Speaker 7: last night in Toronto, and I had to be at

514
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Speaker 7: the airport at about four for six am flight. So

515
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Speaker 7: I did not sleep. I didn't sleepy even try. I

516
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Speaker 7: did try, but I didn't eat anything. But like a

517
00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:16,359
Speaker 7: couple of you know, it's trying to be good. I

518
00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:20,880
Speaker 7: had like little trail mix, you know of little cranberries

519
00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:22,000
Speaker 7: are very good, you.

520
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Speaker 3: Know, the little dried cranberries. Everybody loves them.

521
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Speaker 7: I think I'd like to be the spokesperson for dried

522
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Speaker 7: cranberries the way the way Cober.

523
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Speaker 4: I prefer them to cabs, iperson, what would that sound like?

524
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Speaker 7: Yeah, for dried cranberries, commercial cranberries, commercial dried cranberry. For

525
00:24:42,840 --> 00:24:48,040
Speaker 7: dry cranberries. Yes, you know, you know, traveling is difficult,

526
00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:55,359
Speaker 7: very difficult, and there's a lot of temptation to eat salty, fatty,

527
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Speaker 7: heart clogging foods.

528
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Speaker 3: Dried right.

529
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Speaker 7: Take to Betty. Take two, Eddie. First of all, we

530
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Speaker 7: wanted to be a little up at eat. We wanted

531
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Speaker 7: to be up, not like you know. It's a ted talk.

532
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Speaker 7: So here we go again with dry cranberries. And here

533
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Speaker 7: you try and speak quickly. Tried cranberries they make travel better.

534
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Speaker 3: Eat them?

535
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Speaker 7: Do it now, I'm the bitter booted do it.

536
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Speaker 4: It's a little angry. I don't know you're right about that.

537
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Speaker 3: Take three, Hey, are you traveling and going nuts? I

538
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Speaker 3: know I am. I can't eat. I can't eat half

539
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Speaker 3: of this stuff.

540
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Speaker 7: But try cranberries went put in with regular nuts. Make

541
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Speaker 7: them sweeter, don't they? They sure do, And travel goes

542
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Speaker 7: a lot faster, at least the first half hour. Ah,

543
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Speaker 7: the second six hours not so fast.

544
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Speaker 3: But try dried cranberries, do it?

545
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Speaker 4: Brought you get to the council for people who like

546
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Speaker 4: dried cranberries.

547
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Speaker 3: But what.

548
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Speaker 7: He was saying is that, you know, I've been trying

549
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Speaker 7: to eat vegan and I've been doing well. But what

550
00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:07,639
Speaker 7: but I lose my ship on these flights. As soon

551
00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:10,760
Speaker 7: as I got off this flight, I went and got

552
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Speaker 7: a whole pizza while I was waiting for you guys,

553
00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:16,040
Speaker 7: like one of those little boxed pizzas in the airports, a.

554
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Speaker 3: Personal, personal, personal pizza, and I ate about four slices

555
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Speaker 3: of that with the diet coke.

556
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Speaker 7: And then I had a chocolate croissant, and then and

557
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Speaker 7: then I have a coffee, and I'm like, oh, yeah, I.

558
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Speaker 3: Feel a lot better. I feel a lot better.

559
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Speaker 1: Cranberries aren't going to help you.

560
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Speaker 7: No, Cranberries don't do it when you're like ravenously insanely hungry.

561
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Speaker 4: Yeah, you've had an entire day of flying. That dried

562
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Speaker 4: cranberry is as delicious and convenient as they are for

563
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Speaker 4: travel or not going to sustain your energy levels. No,

564
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Speaker 4: that's I don't you know.

565
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Speaker 7: You may got an argument from the Cranberry bog people

566
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Speaker 7: who I understand are hearty and angry.

567
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Speaker 4: You know what, I'll take them on any day, you

568
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Speaker 4: know what. Yeah, I'll take on the Cranberry.

569
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Speaker 5: I'm sick of those people, a commissile for their stupid juice.

570
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:09,640
Speaker 1: With those two shoes that farmers they already did.

571
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Speaker 4: They stole it from Burtles and James by the way.

572
00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:15,920
Speaker 7: Yeah, isn't it funny how these you know, these monolithic corporations,

573
00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:18,360
Speaker 7: they get bigger and bigger, and yet their front men

574
00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:23,440
Speaker 7: are two horrific actors, you know from Van Nuys, pretending

575
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Speaker 7: to be farmers. There aren't no more farmers anymore. There's

576
00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:31,440
Speaker 7: just machines that eat people. And Monsanto's seeds, you know, Monsanto.

577
00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:35,360
Speaker 5: It's like a big seed, half seed, half person. That's

578
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Speaker 5: that's planting things.

579
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Speaker 7: I think in the in the near future because of Montanto,

580
00:27:41,359 --> 00:27:43,600
Speaker 7: you know, with the GMOs and stuff. I think pretty

581
00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:45,040
Speaker 7: soon you're just gonna get a knock on your door.

582
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Speaker 7: It's going to be like a fucking piece of corn

583
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Speaker 7: with a gun that because they're they.

584
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Speaker 3: Don't know what they're doing. The corn doesn't know the corn.

585
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Speaker 4: Does you feel they're going to modify it to the

586
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Speaker 4: point where it has feelings and.

587
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Speaker 3: The like computers. Anybody's worried about the computers taking over

588
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Speaker 3: the world.

589
00:28:02,240 --> 00:28:05,040
Speaker 7: I really think food it's gonna be like, hey, Bob,

590
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Speaker 7: did you see that piece of corn?

591
00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:08,400
Speaker 3: Move that piece of corn?

592
00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:11,200
Speaker 5: Take my wallet that you write this down and send

593
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Speaker 5: it to Pixar and through the mail, through the mail,

594
00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:19,200
Speaker 5: so that you own this idea. Because the corn wars

595
00:28:19,359 --> 00:28:20,199
Speaker 5: is your idea.

596
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Speaker 4: Just crack it up and then.

597
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Speaker 3: Corns Pixar do that? Would they confront?

598
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Speaker 1: Could they do it?

599
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Speaker 3: They could? Would they should? They? I mean toy with

600
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Speaker 3: me after sleep?

601
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Speaker 4: Oh, I can't get the idea of a giant corn

602
00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:48,480
Speaker 4: with a little husk grabbing and then it kind of

603
00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:50,600
Speaker 4: turns to a hand and they pick up a firearm.

604
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Speaker 3: I think it would be I think it would be

605
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Speaker 3: easy to do.

606
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Speaker 7: The characters like like the bad corn is sort of

607
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Speaker 7: sort of like bad sopranos, guys and for you guys maybe,

608
00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:05,160
Speaker 7: and then there's and then there's the renegade corn. Maybe

609
00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:07,760
Speaker 7: the organic corn that's trying to save the war, like

610
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Speaker 7: they're the good guy.

611
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Speaker 4: Yeah, the organic corn would look like the Thanksgiving cornucopia corn.

612
00:29:13,640 --> 00:29:19,720
Speaker 4: It's just like different colors because they're different colors. Yeah,

613
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Speaker 4: I think it should be a Native American doing it always.

614
00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:25,200
Speaker 3: You know, you're right about that. It should be a

615
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Speaker 3: Native American.

616
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Speaker 4: I mean, does it get more organic than that? I

617
00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:32,000
Speaker 4: hate to take it to a you know, but white

618
00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:36,040
Speaker 4: people kick them out of this country. Sorry, I didn't

619
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Speaker 4: mean to take it that far.

620
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Speaker 3: No, no, no, I I I really think we did.

621
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Speaker 7: I mean I every day I watch a video or

622
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Speaker 7: recreation of the Trail of Tears, just.

623
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Speaker 3: Just you know, to get the day started.

624
00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:53,640
Speaker 4: To check, kick start to be grateful.

625
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Speaker 7: I think you have to look at other people's atrocities

626
00:29:57,560 --> 00:30:00,800
Speaker 7: to be grateful, you know, because it so hard to like,

627
00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:05,600
Speaker 7: you know, I'm a big guy who makes gratitude less well,

628
00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:07,800
Speaker 7: once a year I do it. But when I make one,

629
00:30:08,520 --> 00:30:11,120
Speaker 7: it's always like, oh, I'm so glad I have sneakers.

630
00:30:11,160 --> 00:30:14,440
Speaker 7: It doesn't you really, that doesn't cut it all. I'm

631
00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:17,120
Speaker 7: glad my elbow is working right, you know. It's like

632
00:30:17,240 --> 00:30:18,240
Speaker 7: that doesn't cut it.

633
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Speaker 4: Sometimes I feel like I'm not achieving the things in life,

634
00:30:21,440 --> 00:30:24,840
Speaker 4: I need to achieve. And that's when I watch Maury Povich.

635
00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:28,240
Speaker 3: And then you realize, yeah, he's still on the air.

636
00:30:28,320 --> 00:30:31,000
Speaker 4: I so doing paternity tests everything. And then I'm like,

637
00:30:31,040 --> 00:30:34,040
Speaker 4: I'm doing great? Why was I so hard on myself?

638
00:30:35,360 --> 00:30:35,520
Speaker 5: Oh?

639
00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:38,040
Speaker 7: I see, Look it's got like just the just people

640
00:30:38,120 --> 00:30:41,600
Speaker 7: who their lives are just such a mess.

641
00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:45,920
Speaker 4: Just the bottom dwellers of society, the bottom wheelers, perhaps

642
00:30:45,960 --> 00:30:48,880
Speaker 4: the bottom dwellers, bottom feeders they call down there because

643
00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:52,640
Speaker 4: that's where they feed, thank sand dabs of society down

644
00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:54,600
Speaker 4: there eating shitty.

645
00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:57,480
Speaker 7: How does Povich go home like like and you and

646
00:30:57,800 --> 00:31:02,920
Speaker 7: I bet he fancies himself like an aerudite intellectual like

647
00:31:02,920 --> 00:31:06,719
Speaker 7: like in his head, that's my job, like and then

648
00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:08,920
Speaker 7: he goes home to a like a nice sands or

649
00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:11,040
Speaker 7: wine and you know.

650
00:31:11,080 --> 00:31:12,600
Speaker 4: And Connie Chung right doesn't.

651
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:15,320
Speaker 1: Think so they're making it work.

652
00:31:15,400 --> 00:31:18,520
Speaker 3: Still, Wow, does she ask about his day?

653
00:31:18,720 --> 00:31:19,360
Speaker 4: I doubt it.

654
00:31:19,560 --> 00:31:20,800
Speaker 1: You know what that both of them are.

655
00:31:20,840 --> 00:31:23,800
Speaker 4: She's a journalist. He tells people whether or not the

656
00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:26,840
Speaker 4: baby came from their their DNA.

657
00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:31,480
Speaker 5: Who's they're both on tons of pills. It doesn't matter.

658
00:31:31,520 --> 00:31:33,360
Speaker 5: They're both tons of pills.

659
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Speaker 4: You read that.

660
00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:37,600
Speaker 5: No, I'm it's completely made up. But you know those

661
00:31:37,600 --> 00:31:41,480
Speaker 5: are eyes, both of them and dead eyes.

662
00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:42,440
Speaker 1: They're like dolls.

663
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Speaker 3: There's dolls.

664
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Speaker 7: Well they have to be, don't you think. Don't you

665
00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:49,920
Speaker 7: think Hollywood? If you call that Hollywood like takes its

666
00:31:49,960 --> 00:31:52,600
Speaker 7: toll on you. Like the show you do? Like the

667
00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:54,760
Speaker 7: show you do? You say, oh, it's just a job,

668
00:31:55,400 --> 00:31:58,360
Speaker 7: it's just a job. But if it's a horrific thing,

669
00:31:59,040 --> 00:32:02,440
Speaker 7: they have to where you're watching the bottom dwellers and

670
00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:03,800
Speaker 7: you're profiting of them.

671
00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:05,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it nips away.

672
00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:08,240
Speaker 4: It has to, and I know it did to Jerry

673
00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:11,240
Speaker 4: Springer because there's a there's a girl in town, Lisa Gotman.

674
00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:14,320
Speaker 4: She we did laugh Rights together for whatever reason. Her

675
00:32:14,360 --> 00:32:18,000
Speaker 4: family was very close to Jerry Springer. And he was

676
00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:20,760
Speaker 4: a sweet man and he was a smart man. He

677
00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:22,680
Speaker 4: used to be a mayor of a town. And then

678
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Speaker 4: he's basically doing is violent pornography on his talk show?

679
00:32:27,760 --> 00:32:28,680
Speaker 3: Is doing that now?

680
00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:32,280
Speaker 4: Oh? Oh, I think I am talking about expired television. Yeah,

681
00:32:32,280 --> 00:32:35,320
Speaker 4: but everyone remember it's yeah, he's like, oh and that's

682
00:32:35,400 --> 00:32:37,800
Speaker 4: cue the Oh that's where her brass strap comes down

683
00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:40,480
Speaker 4: and we pixel later Oh and then she punches.

684
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Speaker 7: Okay, I call it the momentum of evil and it

685
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:49,360
Speaker 7: ties into the Cranberry commercials Now, eventually it will we put.

686
00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:54,120
Speaker 4: Up a little very no problem. Yeah, we am working

687
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Speaker 4: on no sleeps.

688
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Speaker 1: Year, a lot of it.

689
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Speaker 4: It's not as simple as thing. We aren't just giving rides.

690
00:33:02,600 --> 00:33:04,760
Speaker 4: You are very much doing as a service by being

691
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Speaker 4: on our podcast, and we really appreciate it.

692
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Speaker 7: Oh by the way, this is great though, because it

693
00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:13,240
Speaker 7: saves me about one hundred dollars. Yeah, right right, And

694
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Speaker 7: my last though before you came was do they charge?

695
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Speaker 3: Yeah?

696
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Speaker 1: That charge we charged and fifty dollars.

697
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Speaker 4: Maybe maybe that's I keep saying we should get a

698
00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:25,280
Speaker 4: sponsor like Dollar Shave Club or whatever. A lot of

699
00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:28,800
Speaker 4: these podcasts have Razor Blade sponsors for some reason. Maybe

700
00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:31,120
Speaker 4: they consider it a plan B if they want to.

701
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Speaker 7: May I make a suggestion that if you guys become

702
00:33:35,320 --> 00:33:39,040
Speaker 7: part of Uber, you could bank so many episodes, you know,

703
00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:41,640
Speaker 7: in one week. Like everybody who gets in the cab,

704
00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:44,800
Speaker 7: you just thrust a mic to them, not like Cab

705
00:33:44,840 --> 00:33:46,600
Speaker 7: Confessions or anything, but just.

706
00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:48,800
Speaker 5: Like you're just saying, any any man off the street,

707
00:33:48,880 --> 00:33:50,600
Speaker 5: Johnny Lunch, Pale Eye Street, I.

708
00:33:50,560 --> 00:33:52,160
Speaker 4: Don't want to deal with civilians.

709
00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:54,080
Speaker 1: Edit you know you don't want to do that on

710
00:33:54,120 --> 00:33:54,840
Speaker 1: your podcast?

711
00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:57,000
Speaker 3: Do you think I don't do it?

712
00:33:57,040 --> 00:34:00,400
Speaker 1: But I think this type of it's okay for us

713
00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:00,680
Speaker 1: to do.

714
00:34:01,520 --> 00:34:03,680
Speaker 4: I think you wouldn't have them in your studio, but

715
00:34:04,200 --> 00:34:04,640
Speaker 4: I haven't.

716
00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:10,920
Speaker 5: You wouldn't shoplift, you wouldn't steal a car.

717
00:34:11,120 --> 00:34:11,520
Speaker 3: I don't know.

718
00:34:11,719 --> 00:34:15,719
Speaker 7: I don't think you know me. You know, when I'm

719
00:34:15,719 --> 00:34:18,840
Speaker 7: pushed into a corner, I will.

720
00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:19,560
Speaker 1: Pirates some ship.

721
00:34:19,719 --> 00:34:22,200
Speaker 4: You will get into a stranger's car, is what he's saying.

722
00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:23,840
Speaker 3: You will evil.

723
00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:26,680
Speaker 1: Make some money.

724
00:34:27,160 --> 00:34:29,439
Speaker 4: But yeah, you're you want to get sponsored by Uber

725
00:34:29,520 --> 00:34:31,759
Speaker 4: and and it would be a comic that we we

726
00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:33,839
Speaker 4: want to have control over the guests still, but then

727
00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:38,000
Speaker 4: we just mentioned a code that you'd punch in or something.

728
00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:40,600
Speaker 4: Come on Uber, they're listening. You know they're listening.

729
00:34:40,680 --> 00:34:42,400
Speaker 1: You know they listened every episode.

730
00:34:42,640 --> 00:34:46,160
Speaker 7: Now look at it. Some interesting billboards? Does does? Does

731
00:34:46,200 --> 00:34:48,239
Speaker 7: the Chappie billboard look interesting to you?

732
00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:48,760
Speaker 3: The Chappy?

733
00:34:49,160 --> 00:34:52,040
Speaker 1: I just saw the trailer for Chappie last night.

734
00:34:52,200 --> 00:34:52,600
Speaker 3: You saw it?

735
00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:53,120
Speaker 4: Yes?

736
00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:53,839
Speaker 3: Did it look?

737
00:34:55,120 --> 00:34:57,960
Speaker 1: I literally can't remember one thing about it.

738
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Speaker 5: The fact that it was like a horror movie that

739
00:35:01,719 --> 00:35:05,000
Speaker 5: was called Chappie And they laughed so hard.

740
00:35:06,719 --> 00:35:07,919
Speaker 4: That's a horrible name.

741
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,919
Speaker 7: That's well, I disagree with you, Chris, and I don't

742
00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:14,120
Speaker 7: mean to do it on the road. But I feel

743
00:35:14,120 --> 00:35:18,160
Speaker 7: like I feel like when you put I put like

744
00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:22,920
Speaker 7: a name that doesn't signify you know what, the horror

745
00:35:23,160 --> 00:35:25,080
Speaker 7: I think it has more of an impact. It's like

746
00:35:25,320 --> 00:35:28,440
Speaker 7: it's like when they use children in horror movies like that,

747
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:29,880
Speaker 7: like it's always a bad.

748
00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:32,200
Speaker 3: Time when a child says, can I have a glass

749
00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:35,399
Speaker 3: of water? In a horror movie? Because you know shit

750
00:35:35,719 --> 00:35:38,600
Speaker 3: is going to go down quickly?

751
00:35:38,719 --> 00:35:41,040
Speaker 4: You're right, And you go to see Chappy and you're like,

752
00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:43,040
Speaker 4: what a lighthearted the English rump?

753
00:35:43,120 --> 00:35:44,760
Speaker 1: I'm about a friend.

754
00:35:44,920 --> 00:35:46,960
Speaker 4: No, it's about someone's face melting.

755
00:35:47,120 --> 00:35:47,319
Speaker 3: Yeah?

756
00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:47,880
Speaker 1: Wait, no?

757
00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:49,600
Speaker 5: Is that the one is choppy? The one by the

758
00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:52,200
Speaker 5: guy that did District nine about robots?

759
00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:54,360
Speaker 1: Oh?

760
00:35:54,600 --> 00:35:56,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, the poster looked really good.

761
00:35:57,400 --> 00:36:00,279
Speaker 7: I based all the movies I go on now on

762
00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:02,160
Speaker 7: the poster or the billboard.

763
00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:04,880
Speaker 3: I woun't see a trailer. I won't read a review.

764
00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:07,960
Speaker 7: It's like if the poster doesn't hit me right, it's like, no,

765
00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:09,480
Speaker 7: I'm usually right.

766
00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:11,920
Speaker 4: But really, I think I know from the trailer I

767
00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:15,279
Speaker 4: remember seeing it. Now, isn't it just a rip off

768
00:36:15,320 --> 00:36:19,040
Speaker 4: of short circuit. Now I don't like it's true. I mean, oh,

769
00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:23,239
Speaker 4: a robot with feelings orange juice, not from concentrate, like

770
00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:27,759
Speaker 4: he was learning about how the human works. And that's

771
00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:28,440
Speaker 4: what this movie is.

772
00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:31,799
Speaker 3: Number five is Alive and that number five Alive.

773
00:36:34,080 --> 00:36:36,320
Speaker 4: And there was the Middle Eastern guy or he's Indian

774
00:36:36,480 --> 00:36:38,359
Speaker 4: in it. I thought he was so funny, and then

775
00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:40,359
Speaker 4: I see him in another movie and I realize he's

776
00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:46,040
Speaker 4: doing a horrible impression. He's totally just a white guy.

777
00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:49,839
Speaker 3: My number favorites in life.

778
00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:51,359
Speaker 4: That and I think they darkened his face a little.

779
00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:55,800
Speaker 4: I mean, don't don't I mean that we have rules.

780
00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:58,120
Speaker 5: There wasn't the Internet. It was people didn't know that

781
00:36:58,200 --> 00:36:59,600
Speaker 5: hurt people's people's feelings.

782
00:36:59,640 --> 00:37:01,960
Speaker 7: It was I'll tell you a ship like that goes on.

783
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:04,480
Speaker 7: When I used to audition for commercials, I don't anymore.

784
00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:07,160
Speaker 7: But when I used to audition, they were looking for

785
00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:12,319
Speaker 7: a bald guy to do some fucking horrible thing like

786
00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:15,040
Speaker 7: anal leakage whatever it was.

787
00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:18,320
Speaker 3: And by the way, that was my last audition. I'm serious.

788
00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:20,640
Speaker 3: It was for a thing that stopped anal leakage.

789
00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:24,840
Speaker 7: I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. Have you remember that ship?

790
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:30,000
Speaker 7: I remember that there was Chris you do, I remember.

791
00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:35,359
Speaker 4: Blocking, which kind of is what that medication did.

792
00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:40,279
Speaker 7: Okay, so medic This was the last commercial I ever

793
00:37:40,280 --> 00:37:43,520
Speaker 7: went into in my fat's annoy last one, and and

794
00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:46,279
Speaker 7: I go in and it's so humiliate like and I'm

795
00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:49,920
Speaker 7: just doing it because I'm broke, and I'm like, my

796
00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:53,760
Speaker 7: my fucking commercial agent is this really sweet woman who's

797
00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:56,719
Speaker 7: very gunn ho and always saying, look, one of these

798
00:37:56,760 --> 00:37:59,920
Speaker 7: things could change, right.

799
00:38:00,239 --> 00:38:04,359
Speaker 4: So I had a couple of commercials changed my.

800
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Speaker 3: Year, Yeah, your year of it?

801
00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:07,239
Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah?

802
00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:11,600
Speaker 7: But what's your name? Changed her life? Courtney the progressive woman.

803
00:38:13,840 --> 00:38:16,600
Speaker 1: Yes, changed a lot of people.

804
00:38:18,640 --> 00:38:19,080
Speaker 4: You know, she.

805
00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:24,400
Speaker 7: Rebounded pretty well off a very very bad uh.

806
00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:27,320
Speaker 3: First of all, image and drug problem she's.

807
00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:29,160
Speaker 1: Doing he knows, he knows.

808
00:38:29,920 --> 00:38:30,120
Speaker 4: Yeah.

809
00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:31,879
Speaker 1: Her first nose was rough.

810
00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:39,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, this one's more slope, like a ski jump. Quickly

811
00:38:39,520 --> 00:38:41,520
Speaker 4: I went I was so.

812
00:38:41,480 --> 00:38:44,759
Speaker 7: Humiliated in the first place. But then the motherfucking director

813
00:38:46,480 --> 00:38:50,799
Speaker 7: I was reading the copy wrong for some reason, like

814
00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:53,960
Speaker 7: I was fucking up one of the words, and he

815
00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:58,040
Speaker 7: got he got literally like kind of slammed his hand down.

816
00:38:58,600 --> 00:38:59,080
Speaker 4: Adition.

817
00:38:59,360 --> 00:39:02,359
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, he was like, god, damn it like now

818
00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:04,640
Speaker 7: you can imagine it's sort of like Mary Polvish.

819
00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:06,400
Speaker 3: These guys get chipped away.

820
00:39:06,200 --> 00:39:08,600
Speaker 7: If this is what they're doing with their lives, like

821
00:39:08,719 --> 00:39:13,359
Speaker 7: a leaggage and what's the what's another commercial? You know,

822
00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:16,720
Speaker 7: like a thing to make your heart stop?

823
00:39:16,880 --> 00:39:17,839
Speaker 3: Whatever they do.

824
00:39:17,960 --> 00:39:22,400
Speaker 4: He directed the viagraa jam band when he's accession.

825
00:39:22,640 --> 00:39:24,840
Speaker 1: He thought that. He thought it was like I'm on

826
00:39:24,920 --> 00:39:25,239
Speaker 1: my way.

827
00:39:25,360 --> 00:39:27,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, guys, you're just you're blues. You're doing the blues

828
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:31,400
Speaker 4: making yeah, and you okay.

829
00:39:31,560 --> 00:39:32,360
Speaker 3: So it's funny.

830
00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:34,320
Speaker 7: We're talking about this today because it's Super Bowl Sunday,

831
00:39:34,320 --> 00:39:37,799
Speaker 7: and today's the day where everybody thinks these commercials are

832
00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:39,480
Speaker 7: going to be so do you guys know this?

833
00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:40,480
Speaker 3: Right on Super Bowl.

834
00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:44,080
Speaker 7: Sunday they have the fucking commercials that are supposed to

835
00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:47,319
Speaker 7: be so great and they turn out to be pretty bad.

836
00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:51,160
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, I've already seen some of them. They're like, ooh,

837
00:39:51,239 --> 00:39:53,400
Speaker 4: sneak peek at the puppy who hangs out with the

838
00:39:53,440 --> 00:39:56,399
Speaker 4: Clydesdale Budweiser don't drive drunk.

839
00:39:56,600 --> 00:39:59,360
Speaker 7: Someone told me I should see that one. Isn't that funny,

840
00:39:59,560 --> 00:40:00,799
Speaker 7: It's it's adorable.

841
00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:03,880
Speaker 4: It's just it is not No, it's like a puppy

842
00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:06,920
Speaker 4: and the horse takes a liking to it. It gets out

843
00:40:06,960 --> 00:40:09,320
Speaker 4: of the barn and all these and then a wolf

844
00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:13,440
Speaker 4: is trying to kill the puppy, and then all the courses,

845
00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:18,200
Speaker 4: all the Clydesdales gallop over and they scare away the wolf.

846
00:40:18,200 --> 00:40:21,120
Speaker 4: And then it says Budweiser, drink responsibly.

847
00:40:21,280 --> 00:40:23,560
Speaker 7: And did you hear about Go Daddy doing anything where

848
00:40:23,560 --> 00:40:25,480
Speaker 7: a puppet puppy gets shipped And they had to.

849
00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:29,640
Speaker 3: Pull the commercial. Oh, Go Daddy, which is a scumbag.

850
00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:32,839
Speaker 7: Yeah there, cumbag corporation run by a CEO who does

851
00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:33,840
Speaker 7: big game hunting.

852
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,319
Speaker 4: I think, don't I get the money? I think I

853
00:40:36,360 --> 00:40:38,640
Speaker 4: give the money it before my website and I don't

854
00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:39,239
Speaker 4: even know why.

855
00:40:39,440 --> 00:40:43,279
Speaker 1: So I think Go Daddy sells right.

856
00:40:43,360 --> 00:40:45,799
Speaker 7: That's there was Oh yeah, and they always have like,

857
00:40:46,280 --> 00:40:49,040
Speaker 7: you know, chicks and bikinis for no fucking reason.

858
00:40:49,719 --> 00:40:52,440
Speaker 3: But but they had a they had a Super Bowl lad.

859
00:40:52,560 --> 00:40:56,920
Speaker 7: Where a puppy finds its way home and this this

860
00:40:57,040 --> 00:40:59,160
Speaker 7: elderly woman grabs its say I'm so glad you're here

861
00:40:59,239 --> 00:41:02,120
Speaker 7: because I'm gonna ship you because someone wants to buy

862
00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:06,880
Speaker 7: you a tida. And all these organizations crazy boycot it

863
00:41:07,239 --> 00:41:09,080
Speaker 7: and they had to pull it within hours.

864
00:41:10,160 --> 00:41:13,440
Speaker 4: I'm glad they did. I believed that people would be

865
00:41:13,480 --> 00:41:15,600
Speaker 4: stupid enough to see that and go, well, now I

866
00:41:15,680 --> 00:41:18,000
Speaker 4: figured out how I get my knee a puppy, No,

867
00:41:18,320 --> 00:41:21,160
Speaker 4: what's it take? One day? Poke holes in it, just

868
00:41:21,200 --> 00:41:24,719
Speaker 4: like I did with my spider jars. And then this kid.

869
00:41:24,920 --> 00:41:27,640
Speaker 4: Can you imagine a kid a puppy and it's just

870
00:41:27,840 --> 00:41:30,520
Speaker 4: a dead puppy and what's in the box?

871
00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:37,400
Speaker 1: Somehow the puppy got beheaded, head in a box.

872
00:41:37,680 --> 00:41:39,640
Speaker 4: Go, Daddy's sending you a message.

873
00:41:40,640 --> 00:41:43,080
Speaker 1: Now that would go viral, that would.

874
00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:47,000
Speaker 7: Be by I'm in the commercial world. What we're trying

875
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:48,919
Speaker 7: to say is the commercial world is a blood bath.

876
00:41:49,080 --> 00:41:50,160
Speaker 1: It is amazing.

877
00:41:50,560 --> 00:41:52,600
Speaker 4: Well, I wish I knew what you said instead of

878
00:41:52,640 --> 00:41:55,560
Speaker 4: anal leka. You're like when I got the Mad Squirts.

879
00:41:56,080 --> 00:41:59,719
Speaker 3: Dermit, the worlds.

880
00:41:59,400 --> 00:42:00,960
Speaker 1: Were chosen and for a reason.

881
00:42:01,160 --> 00:42:03,759
Speaker 7: But I can't believe I didn't, like tell the guy

882
00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:04,720
Speaker 7: to go fuck himself.

883
00:42:04,719 --> 00:42:07,319
Speaker 3: But I regret. I regret that I didn't do that.

884
00:42:07,520 --> 00:42:10,040
Speaker 4: I have said things in commercial and then I don't

885
00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:12,680
Speaker 4: get seen by that casting company. But there's plenty of

886
00:42:12,760 --> 00:42:13,880
Speaker 4: down at two hundred itself.

887
00:42:14,160 --> 00:42:15,319
Speaker 3: Do you still go out for them.

888
00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:15,719
Speaker 4: I do.

889
00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:16,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, I won't.

890
00:42:16,680 --> 00:42:20,280
Speaker 7: I won't know unless they ask, unless they're like Eddie,

891
00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:22,600
Speaker 7: they want you blah blah blah. And if it's a

892
00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:26,240
Speaker 7: decent fucking product, like if it's Dorito's.

893
00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:31,480
Speaker 5: Well, unlike you, how are you doing on temperature because

894
00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:33,120
Speaker 5: I'm freezing and I can't feel my feet.

895
00:42:35,760 --> 00:42:38,800
Speaker 3: A big difference, I'll tell you. And this always irks

896
00:42:38,840 --> 00:42:39,440
Speaker 3: me a little bit.

897
00:42:39,480 --> 00:42:41,600
Speaker 7: There's a big difference between the front and back of

898
00:42:41,680 --> 00:42:42,839
Speaker 7: cars as far as they see.

899
00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:47,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, unless you have Yeah, well, it's also dangerous.

900
00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:49,440
Speaker 4: I got a horrible rack in a Honda Fit and

901
00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:52,239
Speaker 4: I can't wait for you to buy something more like

902
00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:52,920
Speaker 4: a Danali.

903
00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:55,520
Speaker 3: Oh yes, I'll be safe.

904
00:42:55,520 --> 00:42:58,160
Speaker 4: And then also air will shoot out into passengers.

905
00:42:58,239 --> 00:43:03,719
Speaker 3: Now, Karen, do you have donkeys? I do? Ye two oh.

906
00:43:03,920 --> 00:43:05,799
Speaker 1: But I also collect dog hair and spread it on

907
00:43:05,840 --> 00:43:06,080
Speaker 1: the back.

908
00:43:09,760 --> 00:43:12,759
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's everywhere I that hair is.

909
00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:16,520
Speaker 1: The is the embedded kind that doesn't fly around. It

910
00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:18,360
Speaker 1: will not come off. I've gone at.

911
00:43:18,239 --> 00:43:21,640
Speaker 5: It with like lint rollers, had high powered vacuums.

912
00:43:21,840 --> 00:43:24,640
Speaker 4: It's not moving birds from a field in your sock

913
00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:25,759
Speaker 4: on your shoelace.

914
00:43:25,840 --> 00:43:27,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're like ticks.

915
00:43:27,360 --> 00:43:29,879
Speaker 4: You have cats? Yeah, you have both?

916
00:43:29,920 --> 00:43:34,920
Speaker 7: Okay, yeah, man, I I I have a menagerie of animals.

917
00:43:34,920 --> 00:43:38,360
Speaker 7: I've become doolittle ish a bit. You know where I

918
00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:41,359
Speaker 7: walk in and I'm like, Hello, Sherman. These are all

919
00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:44,920
Speaker 7: the names of the pets. Hello Sherman, Hello Charlotte, Hello Katie,

920
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:47,920
Speaker 7: Hello Louis. It's seven animals I live with.

921
00:43:48,280 --> 00:43:49,439
Speaker 4: Do they ever go hello?

922
00:43:50,400 --> 00:43:52,520
Speaker 3: It feels like my friend, you.

923
00:43:52,400 --> 00:43:54,640
Speaker 1: Ever get a tip of the hat.

924
00:43:54,840 --> 00:44:00,279
Speaker 4: What we're describing here is delusions caused by possible mental illness, yes,

925
00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:04,560
Speaker 4: because animals don't, and no offense. I just but if

926
00:44:04,560 --> 00:44:07,440
Speaker 4: your pets are talking to you, I don't know. You

927
00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:08,520
Speaker 4: might want to see a guy.

928
00:44:09,200 --> 00:44:10,919
Speaker 3: See guy, Yeah, just a guy.

929
00:44:11,040 --> 00:44:13,520
Speaker 7: But I see a guy who's sympathetic to cats, and

930
00:44:13,600 --> 00:44:15,920
Speaker 7: so it goes nowhere, right.

931
00:44:15,840 --> 00:44:18,880
Speaker 1: Okay, ask your cat for me if he likes me.

932
00:44:19,160 --> 00:44:21,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just a doctor. You think it's going to

933
00:44:21,400 --> 00:44:23,520
Speaker 4: help you, or a therapist. It's like, hey, I get it.

934
00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:25,839
Speaker 4: I'm a cat man too, And then you just high five.

935
00:44:26,760 --> 00:44:28,920
Speaker 4: I am a cat man myself. I love cats.

936
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:30,200
Speaker 3: Oh you do you? I remember that?

937
00:44:30,520 --> 00:44:30,719
Speaker 1: Yeah?

938
00:44:30,800 --> 00:44:32,000
Speaker 4: Yeah? Dogs.

939
00:44:32,320 --> 00:44:34,799
Speaker 1: Can I say a thing that I should have to do? It?

940
00:44:34,840 --> 00:44:38,360
Speaker 5: Fifteen seconds ago, high five and then Bob seekers Catman

941
00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:44,279
Speaker 5: do play ship. Imagine if that was right, I'm a

942
00:44:44,280 --> 00:44:50,239
Speaker 5: cat man too. Will you text me your address so

943
00:44:50,280 --> 00:44:51,879
Speaker 5: that we can I can put it in my mouth.

944
00:44:51,920 --> 00:44:53,239
Speaker 3: Oh right, you want to text it?

945
00:44:53,400 --> 00:44:55,800
Speaker 5: Yeah, because if you say out loud people wait outside

946
00:44:55,800 --> 00:44:56,240
Speaker 5: your house.

947
00:44:56,800 --> 00:44:59,600
Speaker 4: You will You're already you will get murdered by our fans.

948
00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:03,640
Speaker 3: Already have several people outside my place.

949
00:45:03,880 --> 00:45:04,520
Speaker 1: What are they doing?

950
00:45:04,760 --> 00:45:07,359
Speaker 3: Oh? They just they're just like, please do the bit

951
00:45:07,600 --> 00:45:12,040
Speaker 3: about And it's just annoying at this point.

952
00:45:12,160 --> 00:45:13,520
Speaker 1: It's hard to live your life.

953
00:45:13,800 --> 00:45:14,480
Speaker 4: It's hard.

954
00:45:14,600 --> 00:45:15,000
Speaker 3: Thank you.

955
00:45:15,080 --> 00:45:21,319
Speaker 4: I think you know that, all right, if you just yeah,

956
00:45:21,360 --> 00:45:22,760
Speaker 4: and then we'll and I will.

957
00:45:23,440 --> 00:45:24,360
Speaker 3: I will read.

958
00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:26,680
Speaker 4: It off of your text, good idea, and I will

959
00:45:26,719 --> 00:45:30,799
Speaker 4: transcribe it into a map navigation on my phone, and

960
00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:31,280
Speaker 4: then we'll.

961
00:45:31,239 --> 00:45:35,840
Speaker 5: Use the hand signals we've pre rehearsed right silent hand signals,

962
00:45:35,960 --> 00:45:36,440
Speaker 5: we get.

963
00:45:36,280 --> 00:45:40,080
Speaker 4: It, which is basically just I point left right just

964
00:45:40,120 --> 00:45:43,480
Speaker 4: while you're wait. Oh sorry, no, no, I was just

965
00:45:43,480 --> 00:45:45,799
Speaker 4: going to thank him at a weird time for being

966
00:45:45,800 --> 00:45:50,120
Speaker 4: on the podcast. Hey, that guy has no father of mine?

967
00:45:50,800 --> 00:45:55,600
Speaker 4: You that ever clear song? He had kids in the

968
00:45:55,640 --> 00:45:57,319
Speaker 4: car and he almost side swiped.

969
00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:59,759
Speaker 1: It for the aerostar, tried to come all the way over.

970
00:46:00,160 --> 00:46:01,839
Speaker 3: Yeah, really nice, Eddie?

971
00:46:01,840 --> 00:46:03,799
Speaker 4: Where were you?

972
00:46:04,320 --> 00:46:06,520
Speaker 3: I just came from Toronto?

973
00:46:06,840 --> 00:46:09,680
Speaker 4: Was that an i Atlas gig Oh?

974
00:46:09,719 --> 00:46:11,920
Speaker 3: I heard that name when I was out there, but you.

975
00:46:11,960 --> 00:46:13,840
Speaker 4: Know, I've been talking to him. I'd like to go

976
00:46:13,880 --> 00:46:14,480
Speaker 4: to Toronto.

977
00:46:14,520 --> 00:46:18,799
Speaker 7: How was it, oh Man? This place called the Comedy

978
00:46:18,960 --> 00:46:24,320
Speaker 7: Comedy Underground. I've heard who is super fucking great. That's great,

979
00:46:24,520 --> 00:46:28,800
Speaker 7: like like they're really really into it, you know what

980
00:46:28,880 --> 00:46:29,200
Speaker 7: I mean.

981
00:46:29,480 --> 00:46:31,440
Speaker 4: And I like Canadians in general.

982
00:46:31,600 --> 00:46:33,839
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean so I always had fun to go.

983
00:46:33,880 --> 00:46:36,920
Speaker 4: That broad but it's a positive thing, So it's okay.

984
00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:38,440
Speaker 4: I love all Canadians, all of them.

985
00:46:38,520 --> 00:46:39,680
Speaker 1: Canadians are the greatest.

986
00:46:39,760 --> 00:46:43,680
Speaker 3: They are the best of the crew. Except yeah, what

987
00:46:43,760 --> 00:46:45,600
Speaker 3: is it? They're really good natured.

988
00:46:45,840 --> 00:46:47,440
Speaker 1: They're just so goddamn reasonable.

989
00:46:47,880 --> 00:46:49,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're mellow.

990
00:46:49,680 --> 00:46:51,520
Speaker 4: I never see him stressed out up there.

991
00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:55,000
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, it's clean. Well, I well, I was in

992
00:46:55,040 --> 00:46:57,719
Speaker 7: the winter, man. It's so funny. I've been doing this.

993
00:46:57,920 --> 00:46:59,719
Speaker 7: I've been doing this the last couple of months have

994
00:46:59,800 --> 00:47:02,000
Speaker 7: been go I want to like fucking Chicago.

995
00:47:02,160 --> 00:47:06,960
Speaker 3: Rochester, New York City. Going from brutal snowy weather to

996
00:47:07,120 --> 00:47:11,200
Speaker 3: La and it's so fucking funny. I like it. I

997
00:47:11,239 --> 00:47:11,640
Speaker 3: do too.

998
00:47:11,800 --> 00:47:12,600
Speaker 4: Do you like the snow?

999
00:47:12,680 --> 00:47:15,000
Speaker 3: I like I do. I like I like the cold weather,

1000
00:47:15,080 --> 00:47:16,399
Speaker 3: especially to ban out here.

1001
00:47:16,560 --> 00:47:16,759
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1002
00:47:16,840 --> 00:47:21,360
Speaker 7: Yeah, in uh, I don't know, Land of the Eternal Sunshine.

1003
00:47:21,440 --> 00:47:25,960
Speaker 4: Yeah. No seasons, no, no seasons, time passing except birthday.

1004
00:47:26,040 --> 00:47:27,359
Speaker 4: My birthday is in a couple of days.

1005
00:47:27,400 --> 00:47:28,560
Speaker 3: By the happy birthday.

1006
00:47:28,600 --> 00:47:29,360
Speaker 4: I just plug that.

1007
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:31,760
Speaker 1: February fifth, everybody.

1008
00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:31,759
Speaker 4: Thank you.

1009
00:47:31,880 --> 00:47:37,120
Speaker 3: February fifth. Yep, yep, very nice. That's a super birthday.

1010
00:47:37,320 --> 00:47:40,279
Speaker 4: But yeah, but when you're up there in Canadia, but

1011
00:47:40,560 --> 00:47:44,279
Speaker 4: they just uh, they just are relaxed all the time.

1012
00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:46,879
Speaker 1: I think, are they smart? I mean, like smarter than

1013
00:47:46,920 --> 00:47:48,000
Speaker 1: your average.

1014
00:47:47,719 --> 00:47:51,680
Speaker 4: No one accuses them of being the smartest. But that's

1015
00:47:51,719 --> 00:47:52,920
Speaker 4: not why you're there, that's not.

1016
00:47:53,040 --> 00:47:54,440
Speaker 3: Look, this is my theory.

1017
00:47:54,560 --> 00:47:59,640
Speaker 7: If you're less stressed, you're smarter because stress, you know, stress,

1018
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:03,080
Speaker 7: and it just creates all this bullshit that gets in

1019
00:48:03,120 --> 00:48:04,040
Speaker 7: the way of you thinking.

1020
00:48:04,280 --> 00:48:06,239
Speaker 4: Yeah, contactive reasoning and things like that.

1021
00:48:06,560 --> 00:48:08,920
Speaker 5: I also think it's kind of cool to be smart

1022
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:12,560
Speaker 5: in Canada, whereas here it's like football and like I'm

1023
00:48:12,560 --> 00:48:13,720
Speaker 5: going to be on American Idol.

1024
00:48:13,800 --> 00:48:17,000
Speaker 1: But like up there, I remember my friend Christine Gooden

1025
00:48:17,120 --> 00:48:17,880
Speaker 1: in high school.

1026
00:48:18,160 --> 00:48:20,880
Speaker 5: She had Canadian cousins that came to visit and I

1027
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:24,120
Speaker 5: was I was totally in love with her one cousin

1028
00:48:24,320 --> 00:48:27,880
Speaker 5: who was probably like twenty two, and he brought a

1029
00:48:27,920 --> 00:48:29,680
Speaker 5: scientific American with him.

1030
00:48:30,200 --> 00:48:33,239
Speaker 1: I thought that was the most I couldn't get over it.

1031
00:48:33,239 --> 00:48:35,000
Speaker 5: It was like made me weak in the knees because

1032
00:48:35,440 --> 00:48:38,560
Speaker 5: I've never seen a guy be like kind of in.

1033
00:48:38,640 --> 00:48:39,640
Speaker 1: My on my own time.

1034
00:48:39,800 --> 00:48:43,520
Speaker 5: I'm going to pursue the scientific.

1035
00:48:43,040 --> 00:48:46,080
Speaker 4: Arts by days off, I'm going to go to my

1036
00:48:46,160 --> 00:48:46,800
Speaker 4: own school.

1037
00:48:47,040 --> 00:48:49,879
Speaker 5: Yes, I'm going to go to extra school because there's

1038
00:48:49,960 --> 00:48:52,480
Speaker 5: nothing like that in my world up until that point.

1039
00:48:52,600 --> 00:48:53,400
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1040
00:48:53,440 --> 00:48:54,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know what that is.

1041
00:48:54,719 --> 00:48:58,520
Speaker 7: It's just it's nice though, and they're great comedy fans, and.

1042
00:48:59,280 --> 00:49:01,600
Speaker 3: It's just really appreciative because I.

1043
00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:05,000
Speaker 7: Guess, you know, there's smaller places and they don't get

1044
00:49:05,640 --> 00:49:07,319
Speaker 7: a lot of well they do, but.

1045
00:49:08,760 --> 00:49:09,520
Speaker 3: Not often.

1046
00:49:09,560 --> 00:49:11,759
Speaker 1: I think, Yeah, so they're appreciative.

1047
00:49:12,080 --> 00:49:12,880
Speaker 3: Appreciative.

1048
00:49:13,440 --> 00:49:18,920
Speaker 7: Yeah, how my commercial editions would go. So they're appreciative, right, Eddie.

1049
00:49:19,280 --> 00:49:20,080
Speaker 7: Can you get to.

1050
00:49:20,120 --> 00:49:23,080
Speaker 5: That word appreciative because I think that's what's on the paper.

1051
00:49:23,280 --> 00:49:26,040
Speaker 7: So it's aintal leak it, know, Eddie, isn't that what

1052
00:49:26,239 --> 00:49:28,760
Speaker 7: it is? This potato chip is supposed to stop?

1053
00:49:29,520 --> 00:49:33,640
Speaker 4: No, it's it's funny you said potato chicken wasn't experience.

1054
00:49:33,920 --> 00:49:36,840
Speaker 4: I experienced dandel Lay Kitchen and it was from o Lean.

1055
00:49:37,320 --> 00:49:40,719
Speaker 3: Oh oil that they would use that. That is what

1056
00:49:40,800 --> 00:49:42,120
Speaker 3: didn't product was all about.

1057
00:49:42,280 --> 00:49:44,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, this's like, hey, do you still like eating potato

1058
00:49:45,040 --> 00:49:47,960
Speaker 4: chips with I think it was manufactured moncio.

1059
00:49:48,160 --> 00:49:49,240
Speaker 3: You go out for this spot?

1060
00:49:49,640 --> 00:49:54,160
Speaker 4: No, no, but I I am Eddie announced the time

1061
00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:58,400
Speaker 4: to tell you I was the director. I was wearing

1062
00:49:58,440 --> 00:50:00,880
Speaker 4: glasses and a scarf, so you know, recognize me and

1063
00:50:00,880 --> 00:50:02,000
Speaker 4: I'm sorry. I got mad at you.

1064
00:50:02,280 --> 00:50:03,759
Speaker 1: Let me have a real apology.

1065
00:50:03,840 --> 00:50:05,759
Speaker 4: Here is what he did. He came in and he's like,

1066
00:50:06,120 --> 00:50:09,520
Speaker 4: I'm a I'm a man with a family. When you

1067
00:50:09,560 --> 00:50:11,000
Speaker 4: get the squirts, and.

1068
00:50:10,880 --> 00:50:12,200
Speaker 3: I was like, the squirts?

1069
00:50:13,120 --> 00:50:14,879
Speaker 1: The who is this guy?

1070
00:50:15,560 --> 00:50:17,600
Speaker 4: Read the read the board. It's on the board.

1071
00:50:17,840 --> 00:50:19,800
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I'm from an improv troup.

1072
00:50:21,640 --> 00:50:22,440
Speaker 1: As we speak.

1073
00:50:22,600 --> 00:50:26,400
Speaker 4: Well, I'm no ending you because I'm the director. I said,

1074
00:50:26,920 --> 00:50:27,520
Speaker 4: no ending.

1075
00:50:27,760 --> 00:50:28,640
Speaker 1: You got that address?

1076
00:50:29,360 --> 00:50:32,920
Speaker 3: Oh? Another one one south right? Yeah?

1077
00:50:33,080 --> 00:50:33,640
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1078
00:50:33,920 --> 00:50:39,640
Speaker 7: Another Another thing I hated about these fucking commercials was

1079
00:50:39,719 --> 00:50:45,480
Speaker 7: that they were always directed by Brits and these horrible

1080
00:50:45,600 --> 00:50:50,399
Speaker 7: little piece of ship spots and and and they would

1081
00:50:50,440 --> 00:50:52,960
Speaker 7: and and and this guy this, these British guys would

1082
00:50:52,960 --> 00:50:59,279
Speaker 7: always be like, all right, if you could just kind

1083
00:50:59,280 --> 00:51:06,400
Speaker 7: of look away when she says camcorder and like like

1084
00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:08,719
Speaker 7: like he had this to me, you had this like

1085
00:51:08,800 --> 00:51:13,960
Speaker 7: fucking attitude, like we're doing this, like amazing little thing.

1086
00:51:14,280 --> 00:51:15,280
Speaker 3: Did you get the address?

1087
00:51:15,520 --> 00:51:17,959
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it works out. This is a great route.

1088
00:51:17,960 --> 00:51:18,440
Speaker 4: I love this.

1089
00:51:18,600 --> 00:51:22,200
Speaker 5: And you've been You've been vexed by commercial auditions for

1090
00:51:22,239 --> 00:51:25,000
Speaker 5: so long because the first time I ever saw you

1091
00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:27,719
Speaker 5: at the Fake Gallery, you did that thing where it

1092
00:51:27,760 --> 00:51:28,120
Speaker 5: was the.

1093
00:51:28,120 --> 00:51:31,920
Speaker 1: Commercial edition when the Apocalypse.

1094
00:51:31,960 --> 00:51:38,319
Speaker 6: After the Apocalypse, Oh yes, well I find them so

1095
00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:41,040
Speaker 6: yeah and uh and at the end of that one,

1096
00:51:41,440 --> 00:51:43,480
Speaker 6: I said that at the end of that one, it

1097
00:51:43,520 --> 00:51:44,680
Speaker 6: was only like me, like I.

1098
00:51:44,600 --> 00:51:49,120
Speaker 3: Would say things to the casting person like, h it's

1099
00:51:49,320 --> 00:51:49,840
Speaker 3: just good.

1100
00:51:50,040 --> 00:51:52,160
Speaker 7: Like they would be like a disembodied voice, and I'd

1101
00:51:52,160 --> 00:51:55,400
Speaker 7: be I'd be yelling, can they they be saying, can

1102
00:51:55,440 --> 00:51:57,279
Speaker 7: you read the copy? And I'd be like, it's just

1103
00:51:57,360 --> 00:52:02,000
Speaker 7: good to hear another voice. Hey, you know, after this audition,

1104
00:52:02,160 --> 00:52:04,200
Speaker 7: a couple of us are gonna forge for food.

1105
00:52:04,239 --> 00:52:05,440
Speaker 3: If you want to come.

1106
00:52:06,480 --> 00:52:10,000
Speaker 7: And then the casting person answered, well, that sounds like

1107
00:52:10,239 --> 00:52:13,279
Speaker 7: just leave a flyer for that. Maybe I'll come to that.

1108
00:52:15,360 --> 00:52:17,560
Speaker 7: And then at the end they decided to go with

1109
00:52:17,680 --> 00:52:21,040
Speaker 7: the charred Corpse instead of me to sell cereal.

1110
00:52:22,080 --> 00:52:23,840
Speaker 3: Eddie, We're gonna go with the chart corpse.

1111
00:52:26,160 --> 00:52:28,839
Speaker 4: It's definitely a different not you, it's not you. It's

1112
00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:31,040
Speaker 4: just a different direction. Thank you, Karen.

1113
00:52:31,760 --> 00:52:33,800
Speaker 7: But you know, you know, everybody used to tell me,

1114
00:52:33,840 --> 00:52:37,000
Speaker 7: which I also found insulting, Eddie, you just you so

1115
00:52:37,360 --> 00:52:38,680
Speaker 7: look like the everyman.

1116
00:52:39,280 --> 00:52:43,000
Speaker 3: And I was like, well, thank you for that, thank you.

1117
00:52:43,320 --> 00:52:47,600
Speaker 4: That's not at all intr Your insults are so well worded.

1118
00:52:47,719 --> 00:52:51,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, you look like the plumber, and you're gonna.

1119
00:52:51,040 --> 00:52:55,200
Speaker 7: Work, and you're gonna work, and then you're gonna work some.

1120
00:52:55,239 --> 00:53:00,480
Speaker 4: More, but mostly plumbing, mostly lumber.

1121
00:53:00,480 --> 00:53:04,080
Speaker 7: Now, I'll never forget going in one time for a

1122
00:53:04,320 --> 00:53:08,600
Speaker 7: fucking Musins commercial and just that's the thing.

1123
00:53:08,640 --> 00:53:18,640
Speaker 3: We have to sit and go oh fl and old

1124
00:53:18,719 --> 00:53:19,320
Speaker 3: and I walked in.

1125
00:53:20,440 --> 00:53:24,319
Speaker 7: I did book at about three years running, but no,

1126
00:53:25,160 --> 00:53:25,879
Speaker 7: of course I didn't.

1127
00:53:25,960 --> 00:53:27,680
Speaker 3: But it would be fun to be the voice of

1128
00:53:27,760 --> 00:53:30,840
Speaker 3: the actual book. Yeah, you don't know the stuff.

1129
00:53:34,080 --> 00:53:35,880
Speaker 4: I packed on my book of clothing the.

1130
00:53:37,600 --> 00:53:37,920
Speaker 1: Worse.

1131
00:53:39,360 --> 00:53:42,759
Speaker 4: But yeah, oh that's the word. Yeah, you're sickly good.

1132
00:53:42,880 --> 00:53:44,120
Speaker 4: Oh you're doing it perfectly.

1133
00:53:44,320 --> 00:53:48,440
Speaker 7: But also also like what's really depressing is like what

1134
00:53:49,160 --> 00:53:51,919
Speaker 7: the industry saw me as. Like when I would walk

1135
00:53:51,960 --> 00:53:55,239
Speaker 7: into the room and see the people that I was

1136
00:53:55,280 --> 00:53:59,319
Speaker 7: their type, I just would always have to like read

1137
00:53:59,320 --> 00:54:02,960
Speaker 7: a self hell book after or something like that, because

1138
00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:04,839
Speaker 7: it was like, really, this is.

1139
00:54:04,800 --> 00:54:07,680
Speaker 3: What I am to you fucking people.

1140
00:54:09,880 --> 00:54:12,239
Speaker 4: Around Christmas time, it's fun to go on them where

1141
00:54:12,280 --> 00:54:15,840
Speaker 4: they ask for a Santa Claus and every guy in

1142
00:54:15,960 --> 00:54:19,440
Speaker 4: town who professionally is Santa Claus to committed to where

1143
00:54:19,480 --> 00:54:24,760
Speaker 4: they have a big white beard and the more about

1144
00:54:24,800 --> 00:54:27,400
Speaker 4: they maintain a jollyiness. They're like, well, like if I

1145
00:54:27,640 --> 00:54:30,080
Speaker 4: just wait, I'm probably gonna not get as many gigs,

1146
00:54:31,120 --> 00:54:34,040
Speaker 4: be it in a a shopping mall or on a

1147
00:54:34,040 --> 00:54:35,640
Speaker 4: commercial or actually.

1148
00:54:35,560 --> 00:54:37,040
Speaker 3: Just weeks of desperation.

1149
00:54:37,200 --> 00:54:41,440
Speaker 4: Visiting of children's hospital. Yeah, nothing's more desperate than visiting

1150
00:54:41,520 --> 00:54:45,480
Speaker 4: sick kids. You said it.

1151
00:54:45,920 --> 00:54:47,399
Speaker 3: I visit sick kids all the time.

1152
00:54:48,719 --> 00:54:53,799
Speaker 7: Here, that's I'm visit sick kids for myself, just so

1153
00:54:53,840 --> 00:54:57,960
Speaker 7: I'm grateful. I just go in and I leave, Okay,

1154
00:54:58,080 --> 00:55:01,399
Speaker 7: Yeah I am. I am doing better than you, sir.

1155
00:55:01,800 --> 00:55:05,440
Speaker 4: That's your son visiting kids. It's your Murray perfect.

1156
00:55:06,480 --> 00:55:08,640
Speaker 1: I was actually just remembering I went on it.

1157
00:55:08,840 --> 00:55:11,279
Speaker 5: I only went on like three commercial auditions because I

1158
00:55:11,360 --> 00:55:14,520
Speaker 5: was so I was such a terrible auditioner anyway, but

1159
00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:17,839
Speaker 5: those ones, they would make you improv stuff. Yeah, and

1160
00:55:17,960 --> 00:55:20,719
Speaker 5: so I was always like out of my mind, uncomfortable

1161
00:55:20,800 --> 00:55:22,000
Speaker 5: just the second I got there.

1162
00:55:22,360 --> 00:55:24,200
Speaker 1: And one time I was waiting in the waiting.

1163
00:55:23,920 --> 00:55:27,240
Speaker 5: Room and two dudes who worked at the casting office

1164
00:55:27,320 --> 00:55:29,319
Speaker 5: got into a fist fight, and.

1165
00:55:29,360 --> 00:55:32,279
Speaker 1: I got up and left so quickly and called my agent.

1166
00:55:32,320 --> 00:55:34,160
Speaker 5: I was like, two dudes got into a fist fight.

1167
00:55:34,200 --> 00:55:36,520
Speaker 5: I'm not going back there. And it was like they

1168
00:55:36,520 --> 00:55:39,160
Speaker 5: were like my agent called there was like my client

1169
00:55:39,239 --> 00:55:41,040
Speaker 5: was very upset, but I actually wasn't.

1170
00:55:41,080 --> 00:55:44,359
Speaker 1: I just it was the perfect excuse. Oh they got

1171
00:55:44,360 --> 00:55:44,759
Speaker 1: in a fight.

1172
00:55:44,800 --> 00:55:46,680
Speaker 4: I'm not going back again.

1173
00:55:46,800 --> 00:55:48,000
Speaker 1: You never know much too fat.

1174
00:55:48,400 --> 00:55:52,000
Speaker 7: I would always be afraid that my agent, I swear

1175
00:55:52,040 --> 00:55:53,880
Speaker 7: to God, It's like just me being a little kid.

1176
00:55:54,600 --> 00:55:57,480
Speaker 7: I would always keep going, okay going. I would always

1177
00:55:57,480 --> 00:55:59,480
Speaker 7: be afraid of my agent getting.

1178
00:56:03,320 --> 00:56:07,319
Speaker 3: It would be like I worry about it.

1179
00:56:07,640 --> 00:56:09,400
Speaker 4: I worry about the other day I went in for

1180
00:56:09,440 --> 00:56:12,560
Speaker 4: one and yeah, I'm supposed to be a mean director guy.

1181
00:56:12,600 --> 00:56:15,040
Speaker 3: Actually, are you having fun with them now? Like you're

1182
00:56:15,040 --> 00:56:15,680
Speaker 3: going in.

1183
00:56:15,719 --> 00:56:18,319
Speaker 4: I like the I'm getting used to auditioning and I

1184
00:56:18,360 --> 00:56:18,839
Speaker 4: feel like.

1185
00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:21,439
Speaker 3: If it is, are you booking any Yeah?

1186
00:56:22,480 --> 00:56:24,640
Speaker 1: Commercials a lot, but that's cool.

1187
00:56:24,680 --> 00:56:27,160
Speaker 4: When was Canadian one was in the UK? What you

1188
00:56:27,200 --> 00:56:28,719
Speaker 4: know you wouldn't see that.

1189
00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:32,560
Speaker 7: That's even better. Nobody sees you do them exactly. I

1190
00:56:32,600 --> 00:56:34,600
Speaker 7: was pretty happy about that. But I want to be

1191
00:56:34,640 --> 00:56:37,560
Speaker 7: flown in Japan and do those few million dollar ones,

1192
00:56:37,600 --> 00:56:38,439
Speaker 7: but nobody knows.

1193
00:56:38,600 --> 00:56:39,880
Speaker 3: I got to go to Spain.

1194
00:56:40,719 --> 00:56:42,640
Speaker 4: You did as you went on the beach in Spain,

1195
00:56:42,719 --> 00:56:44,680
Speaker 4: and then I got to go to England.

1196
00:56:44,880 --> 00:56:47,920
Speaker 3: For a commercial. Yeah, and what with the product one?

1197
00:56:48,320 --> 00:56:52,600
Speaker 4: Oh yeah for Expedia dot c a Canadian and then

1198
00:56:52,719 --> 00:56:53,800
Speaker 4: for a Mini Cooper.

1199
00:56:53,880 --> 00:56:56,719
Speaker 3: That's cool when you could go to Spain ship.

1200
00:56:56,640 --> 00:56:58,759
Speaker 4: Right, So I think I got spoiled and I'm like,

1201
00:56:58,800 --> 00:57:00,720
Speaker 4: this is the best gig ever. I'm going to focus

1202
00:57:00,719 --> 00:57:03,239
Speaker 4: on this, but I I haven't booked anything right now,

1203
00:57:03,280 --> 00:57:08,520
Speaker 4: And like you mentioned before, i've been for long food. Yeah.

1204
00:57:08,560 --> 00:57:11,279
Speaker 4: For since I shaved my mustache, I haven't had a

1205
00:57:11,280 --> 00:57:16,080
Speaker 4: good audition. I've shaved it eight months ago.

1206
00:57:16,280 --> 00:57:18,720
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, yeah it is streaky like that though.

1207
00:57:18,600 --> 00:57:21,480
Speaker 4: Right, yeah, yeah, it's my mustache.

1208
00:57:21,800 --> 00:57:23,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, well no, it's.

1209
00:57:25,200 --> 00:57:26,360
Speaker 1: Had a streak.

1210
00:57:26,720 --> 00:57:29,720
Speaker 4: It was. I was getting callbacks all the time. I'm like, well, yeah,

1211
00:57:29,760 --> 00:57:32,120
Speaker 4: I'm in the groove, and where's this groove? Isn't going

1212
00:57:32,200 --> 00:57:33,880
Speaker 4: to go anywhere but straight.

1213
00:57:33,600 --> 00:57:35,160
Speaker 3: To the.

1214
00:57:37,640 --> 00:57:44,840
Speaker 4: Emperor's got a brand new club. But whatever, anyway it'll

1215
00:57:44,920 --> 00:57:48,240
Speaker 4: make I don't feel wildly uncomfortable anymore when I go

1216
00:57:48,280 --> 00:57:48,960
Speaker 4: into a room.

1217
00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:51,400
Speaker 7: Yeah you know, next exit by the way, Yes, a

1218
00:57:51,440 --> 00:57:53,320
Speaker 7: quick little one on the right. You don't know where

1219
00:57:53,360 --> 00:57:56,880
Speaker 7: it is, folks listening, yes, because I already have people

1220
00:57:56,920 --> 00:58:00,880
Speaker 7: in front of my goddamn house constantly like, oh please

1221
00:58:00,960 --> 00:58:05,280
Speaker 7: sign this, well you used the Olean bag.

1222
00:58:06,080 --> 00:58:06,600
Speaker 1: And then there's that.

1223
00:58:06,680 --> 00:58:09,480
Speaker 5: One guy with the God hates fag sign, which doesn't

1224
00:58:09,520 --> 00:58:10,040
Speaker 5: make sense.

1225
00:58:11,320 --> 00:58:12,200
Speaker 1: Why is he there?

1226
00:58:13,160 --> 00:58:15,320
Speaker 4: I always want I want to go in in front

1227
00:58:15,320 --> 00:58:17,960
Speaker 4: of a grocery store with a God hates bags?

1228
00:58:18,680 --> 00:58:21,440
Speaker 3: What God hates bags?

1229
00:58:21,440 --> 00:58:22,000
Speaker 4: To get them?

1230
00:58:23,040 --> 00:58:26,720
Speaker 1: I just love Lately they're pretty great.

1231
00:58:27,040 --> 00:58:30,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, hugs, I'm tired of working for the Here we go,

1232
00:58:30,200 --> 00:58:34,080
Speaker 4: we're taking this sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet beautiful, and then

1233
00:58:34,080 --> 00:58:35,160
Speaker 4: we're gonna turn right.

1234
00:58:35,440 --> 00:58:37,840
Speaker 1: Are you so relaxed, Eddie because you're home now.

1235
00:58:37,920 --> 00:58:39,760
Speaker 3: You guys did that really? Well?

1236
00:58:39,760 --> 00:58:42,800
Speaker 4: Oh you did you have fun? Are you currently having fun?

1237
00:58:42,840 --> 00:58:44,640
Speaker 4: It's not. I'm glad.

1238
00:58:44,800 --> 00:58:46,440
Speaker 1: I are you ready for some more fun.

1239
00:58:46,600 --> 00:58:49,120
Speaker 4: Some of our episodes, I'll be honest, are kind of stinkers,

1240
00:58:49,200 --> 00:58:51,840
Speaker 4: and I think this one was up there with with

1241
00:58:51,920 --> 00:58:57,080
Speaker 4: Aaron Foley and some of the better. She was great,

1242
00:58:57,280 --> 00:58:59,120
Speaker 4: but I don't want to talk about her. Let's talk

1243
00:58:59,120 --> 00:58:59,440
Speaker 4: about you.

1244
00:58:59,760 --> 00:59:01,320
Speaker 3: Yeah. Does it end when you drop me off? For

1245
00:59:01,360 --> 00:59:01,720
Speaker 3: what do we do?

1246
00:59:01,840 --> 00:59:04,880
Speaker 4: It ends abruptly and awkwardly and we actually.

1247
00:59:04,560 --> 00:59:07,600
Speaker 3: That's actually kind of cool. Yeah, yeah, we'll end with

1248
00:59:07,760 --> 00:59:08,600
Speaker 3: you stop right here.

1249
00:59:08,640 --> 00:59:12,320
Speaker 4: No, he just wanted it to end the whole time.

1250
00:59:12,520 --> 00:59:13,280
Speaker 3: That'd be funny.

1251
00:59:13,520 --> 00:59:17,919
Speaker 7: Like I say, well, I came out the other day

1252
00:59:18,520 --> 00:59:21,000
Speaker 7: to my parents and then I'm like, stop right here.

1253
00:59:21,800 --> 00:59:24,480
Speaker 4: Wait, he could really this is where my house is.

1254
00:59:24,840 --> 00:59:26,800
Speaker 4: The podcast ends. When the podcast ends.

1255
00:59:28,160 --> 00:59:32,200
Speaker 3: Ends when we are really close though, by the way,

1256
00:59:32,560 --> 00:59:33,600
Speaker 3: very very very close.

1257
00:59:33,640 --> 00:59:35,560
Speaker 4: Well, then what did your parents say when you told.

1258
00:59:35,480 --> 00:59:36,880
Speaker 3: Him that when I came out?

1259
00:59:37,080 --> 00:59:40,120
Speaker 7: Yeah, well I did come out, and the biggest thing

1260
00:59:40,160 --> 00:59:42,320
Speaker 7: I ever came out as was an actor. When I

1261
00:59:42,400 --> 00:59:44,880
Speaker 7: told my dad, no, when I told my dad. I

1262
00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:47,200
Speaker 7: was going My dad was like a dean of high school,

1263
00:59:47,480 --> 00:59:50,080
Speaker 7: and he wanted and he kind of wanted me to

1264
00:59:50,160 --> 00:59:54,560
Speaker 7: be a dentist for some breason, like I didn't want

1265
00:59:54,560 --> 00:59:56,560
Speaker 7: to be a doctor. And then he's and then I said,

1266
00:59:56,560 --> 00:59:58,520
Speaker 7: all right, how about a dentist. I said that just

1267
00:59:58,560 --> 00:59:59,160
Speaker 7: to please him.

1268
00:59:59,440 --> 01:00:03,040
Speaker 3: And he was really excited that I was studying dentistry.

1269
01:00:02,800 --> 01:00:04,040
Speaker 1: And you actually studied it.

1270
01:00:04,080 --> 01:00:06,360
Speaker 4: That's the same pressure as the elf and Rudolph. He

1271
01:00:06,760 --> 01:00:09,400
Speaker 4: felt he wanted to be a dentist. Dentist, Yeah, but

1272
01:00:09,400 --> 01:00:12,440
Speaker 4: he was an elf. He was actually the elf in Rudolf.

1273
01:00:12,600 --> 01:00:15,120
Speaker 4: He was passionate about dentistry. He's like, why am I

1274
01:00:15,160 --> 01:00:17,560
Speaker 4: a miss? Why look at me making these toys. I'm like,

1275
01:00:17,920 --> 01:00:18,920
Speaker 4: that's a pretty good gig.

1276
01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:22,120
Speaker 7: My dad gave me a fucking Novicae needle for my

1277
01:00:22,160 --> 01:00:25,000
Speaker 7: sixteen Really you're kidding, I'm not kidding. It was a

1278
01:00:25,040 --> 01:00:28,320
Speaker 7: beautiful like like state of the yard, Like you don't

1279
01:00:28,320 --> 01:00:29,760
Speaker 7: get to se him because they always hide him.

1280
01:00:29,760 --> 01:00:33,400
Speaker 4: Now me, So did that then light a fire under

1281
01:00:33,400 --> 01:00:33,800
Speaker 4: your ass?

1282
01:00:33,800 --> 01:00:36,240
Speaker 3: It sure did. When you get a Novicaine needle.

1283
01:00:36,120 --> 01:00:43,600
Speaker 4: That are you let me reach into my stocking? Ow?

1284
01:00:44,160 --> 01:00:44,800
Speaker 4: What is this.

1285
01:00:46,960 --> 01:00:49,960
Speaker 7: It's a needle, Son, I'm sorry, Son, I was supposed

1286
01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:52,120
Speaker 7: to be covered with the tip.

1287
01:00:52,440 --> 01:00:54,040
Speaker 1: I had to put a wine cork on the end

1288
01:00:54,040 --> 01:00:54,520
Speaker 1: of the all.

1289
01:00:54,520 --> 01:00:56,560
Speaker 3: You'll probably for a couple of hours.

1290
01:00:56,600 --> 01:00:58,439
Speaker 4: Only a couple guys used it.

1291
01:00:58,560 --> 01:01:00,400
Speaker 1: Don't ride your bike behind works.

1292
01:01:00,440 --> 01:01:02,160
Speaker 4: There's a couple of guys in an alley that I

1293
01:01:02,240 --> 01:01:04,680
Speaker 4: let use the needle. But other than that, it's brand

1294
01:01:04,680 --> 01:01:06,560
Speaker 4: new sun and I'm not going to be a dentist.

1295
01:01:06,760 --> 01:01:08,560
Speaker 1: He gave me a needle.

1296
01:01:08,760 --> 01:01:12,160
Speaker 3: That's the best get to the right.

1297
01:01:12,040 --> 01:01:16,120
Speaker 4: Okay, And well did your dad evere.

1298
01:01:16,240 --> 01:01:17,560
Speaker 3: Right behind this great car?

1299
01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:18,480
Speaker 4: Okay?

1300
01:01:18,800 --> 01:01:20,560
Speaker 3: Perfect?

1301
01:01:20,920 --> 01:01:24,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, No one's gonna bother for a little bit. So

1302
01:01:24,760 --> 01:01:29,240
Speaker 4: did your dad ultimately see you act and realize that

1303
01:01:29,280 --> 01:01:30,520
Speaker 4: you made a life for yourself?

1304
01:01:30,880 --> 01:01:31,080
Speaker 3: You know?

1305
01:01:31,160 --> 01:01:33,800
Speaker 7: It took him so long because he heard about the

1306
01:01:33,800 --> 01:01:38,280
Speaker 7: Olean commercial heard he heard about a lot of this

1307
01:01:38,320 --> 01:01:40,400
Speaker 7: stuff because he had a friend in the commercial industry

1308
01:01:40,480 --> 01:01:46,280
Speaker 7: and dding that would be funny if like Bob, which

1309
01:01:46,320 --> 01:01:50,000
Speaker 7: I'm sure you got from that, but Bob, I don't know.

1310
01:01:50,040 --> 01:01:52,640
Speaker 7: He screwed up a couple of words and ain't a

1311
01:01:52,720 --> 01:01:55,360
Speaker 7: leakage product. It was perfect for him because he he

1312
01:01:55,440 --> 01:01:57,560
Speaker 7: looks like ship. You know what I mean, he's a

1313
01:01:57,640 --> 01:01:59,560
Speaker 7: kid who looks like ship and he's gonna go far.

1314
01:02:00,240 --> 01:02:04,880
Speaker 7: Just harness this everyman, which basically means, you know a

1315
01:02:04,920 --> 01:02:09,240
Speaker 7: person doesn't look well, you're.

1316
01:02:09,080 --> 01:02:12,600
Speaker 4: An everyman if everyone in America was a sick plumber.

1317
01:02:12,680 --> 01:02:15,440
Speaker 1: Now it's a compliment.

1318
01:02:15,720 --> 01:02:19,560
Speaker 4: Go Eddie, you're great. This was fun and yeah, this

1319
01:02:19,720 --> 01:02:22,640
Speaker 4: was good. Many delight. We're going to go back to

1320
01:02:22,680 --> 01:02:25,040
Speaker 4: the airport and pick up our nest guests like this.

1321
01:02:24,960 --> 01:02:28,560
Speaker 7: Is, by the way, That is so funny to me.

1322
01:02:29,160 --> 01:02:32,000
Speaker 7: Airports are the one place I hate going. I go

1323
01:02:32,080 --> 01:02:34,760
Speaker 7: there regularly. Do you now kind of dig it and

1324
01:02:34,800 --> 01:02:37,360
Speaker 7: I love it.

1325
01:02:37,360 --> 01:02:38,880
Speaker 1: It's hilarious.

1326
01:02:38,280 --> 01:02:40,800
Speaker 4: Maybe it's kind of my character, I guess, but I

1327
01:02:40,840 --> 01:02:43,480
Speaker 4: don't I get. I get a feeling of anxiety at

1328
01:02:43,480 --> 01:02:44,240
Speaker 4: the moment they.

1329
01:02:44,120 --> 01:02:45,880
Speaker 3: Know you do some of the cops know you at

1330
01:02:45,880 --> 01:02:49,200
Speaker 3: this point. You know that's the podcast. Let them throw folks.

1331
01:02:49,360 --> 01:02:52,439
Speaker 4: I'm sure they noticed that there's occasionally a car where

1332
01:02:52,480 --> 01:02:55,920
Speaker 4: people inexplicably have microphones in their hands.

1333
01:02:56,120 --> 01:02:58,800
Speaker 5: So you're going to get I just realized though, as

1334
01:02:58,800 --> 01:03:03,080
Speaker 5: we talked about that we might be uh suspects since

1335
01:03:03,080 --> 01:03:04,120
Speaker 5: we're at the airport so.

1336
01:03:04,240 --> 01:03:11,000
Speaker 4: Much size checking out that lady.

1337
01:03:11,280 --> 01:03:13,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, we could be we could be in serious danger.

1338
01:03:13,960 --> 01:03:16,720
Speaker 5: But no, look around at whatever you feel like looking.

1339
01:03:16,480 --> 01:03:23,520
Speaker 4: At had she wasn't wearing a brass here. I wanted

1340
01:03:23,560 --> 01:03:27,800
Speaker 4: to warn her of the that'll cause permanent hangage.

1341
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Speaker 3: All right, guys, thank you so much.

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Speaker 1: Coming out. You have a podcast. Do you want to

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Speaker 1: talk about that?

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Speaker 7: Yes, please listen to my podcast on the Old Things

1345
01:03:37,520 --> 01:03:41,320
Speaker 7: Comedy Network. It's called Pep Talks with the Bitter Buddha

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01:03:41,560 --> 01:03:44,000
Speaker 7: and you could subscribe to it on iTunes. I'm going

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Speaker 7: to be at the San Francisco Sketch Fest fun kept

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Speaker 7: coming up to February sixth, seven and eight, yahod and

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Speaker 7: that's a green gravel fest. And I at the end

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Speaker 7: of February, and then the punchline March like eleven. I'm

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Speaker 7: gonna headline a punch That's great.

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Speaker 1: That's a great the punchline in San Francisco.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, nice, that's too. San Francisco trips or is it right?

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Speaker 3: That's right, it's it's San Francisco.

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Speaker 4: I will and then back to San Francisco.

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Speaker 3: I like San Francisco.

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Speaker 4: You gotta go back to go get your hearts. You

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01:04:12,440 --> 01:04:13,960
Speaker 4: got to go back a second time to get your

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01:04:13,960 --> 01:04:18,280
Speaker 4: heart everyone's leaving their heart there and.

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Speaker 5: Singing about it.

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Speaker 4: Well, go all right, guy, thanks for being on. Uh

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Speaker 4: do you need a ride? D y n A R?

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Speaker 1: Are you leaving? I? You wanna way back?

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Speaker 4: Either way we want to be there.

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Speaker 2: Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give us

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Speaker 2: time and they turning on and gage. We want to

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Speaker 2: send you us inside.

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Speaker 1: You want to welcome you back home. Tell us all

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Speaker 1: about it. We scared?

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Speaker 4: Or was it fine?

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Speaker 3: Now?

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Speaker 5: Porn?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 3: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need ride? Do

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01:05:27,640 --> 01:05:28,720
Speaker 1: you need to ride?

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Speaker 3: Do you need

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Speaker 4: With Karen and Cress