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Speaker 1: You don't know me confession I can't take back earl

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Speaker 1: armst mouse speak textas seventy eighty five Niness, who says,

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Speaker 1: when working from home, I sometimes put thirty minute meetings

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Speaker 1: down in my office calendar so coworkers won't bug me

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Speaker 1: while I'm playing with my dog.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I mean I like that. I don't understand why

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Speaker 2: people don't all do that. Yeah, if you were one

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Speaker 2: of those meeting peoples, I would block myself out for hours.

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Speaker 1: I feel like that's something you could just straight up

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Speaker 1: tell your coworkers and they would fully support you. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely, don't tell the manager.

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Speaker 1: We fully support you taking a thirty minute break from

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Speaker 1: work to confess your secrets on our show.

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Speaker 2: Wow, it's going to be a long break.

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Speaker 3: And we'll keep you anonymous for it.

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Speaker 1: Like today's caller who wants to go by the alias Danielle.

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Speaker 3: So, Danielle, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 4: Hi, thank you so much.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, Danielle, what do you got for us?

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Speaker 4: Well, I'm super excited to be on. I've heard this

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Speaker 4: segment and I love it, and I thought I need

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Speaker 4: to set myself free.

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Speaker 1: Oh, this is going to be fun. So Voice Changer is.

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Speaker 2: On collect call being charge to the company.

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Speaker 3: We'll take it if you.

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Speaker 1: Are the mass speaker, Danielle. Whenever you're ready, let's hear

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Speaker 1: your confession.

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Speaker 4: Okay, So years ago I went out with this guy.

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Speaker 4: He was so handsome, he was well traveled, he was

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Speaker 4: well spoken, he told the best stories.

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Speaker 1: Oh, you and I went out a long time ago, Danielle.

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Speaker 4: I'm really sorry.

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Speaker 3: What happened with this handsome, well traveled guy.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, he was a president. To be honest, I was

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Speaker 4: a little intimidated when we went out, I mean just

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Speaker 4: to be around him, and I wanted to have something

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Speaker 4: fun and interesting to say. So this is where I

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Speaker 4: went wrong. I don't know why, but I lied and

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Speaker 4: told him I had an identical twin sister.

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Speaker 2: What that is a wild bly did just off the cuff.

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Speaker 2: It just came out of your mouth. Ya.

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Speaker 4: You know, I have been watching some of those movies

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Speaker 4: and just like I thought it was so funny.

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Speaker 2: She watched Parent Trap one too many times.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, to be fair, I did want to be friends

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Speaker 1: with Lindsay Lohan after I saw the Parent Trap. I

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Speaker 1: thought she did seem very fun and she was actually

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Speaker 1: while she.

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Speaker 3: Was fine, Yeah, a little bit too much.

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Speaker 2: You brought her good size.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so you told this new guy that you met

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Speaker 1: that you have an identical twin even though you don't.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: The crazy part was like when I told him, I mean,

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Speaker 4: he loved it. He thought it was the coolest thing.

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Speaker 4: And we had seen each other again and again. I

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Speaker 4: didn't expect it to be a relation show.

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Speaker 3: No, you guys like, oh wow.

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Speaker 2: I mean at some point he's gonna come over to

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Speaker 2: your house and be like, why aren't there any pictures

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Speaker 2: of you and your siste.

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Speaker 4: Except that I got really good at photoshop.

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Speaker 1: And.

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Speaker 2: Photos of you and a twin. We'll just copy paste

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Speaker 2: yourself in a different outfit, tiny tattoo.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, oh wow, Alexis has actually done this before.

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Speaker 3: It seems like this is.

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Speaker 2: All right.

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Speaker 3: So you're lying to him on multiple fronts.

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Speaker 2: Now, holy cow, this is getting deep.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. And it went on for almost two years. I

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Speaker 4: really was falling for him.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, Wait, did he never meet your family?

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Speaker 4: I kept finding excuses for him to not meet my

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Speaker 4: twin and not meet my family.

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Speaker 1: It seems sketchy, like if I was him once or

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Speaker 1: twice as fine, But eventually it's like, why are you hiding?

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Speaker 3: Like what's going on.

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Speaker 2: See, I feel at that point you have to turn

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Speaker 3: Oh you know what I mean, we don't talk. She

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Speaker 3: was the yang. I was the yank to our twin ship,

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Speaker 3: So that makes sense.

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Speaker 2: Did you get found out? What happened?

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Speaker 4: So basically I fessed up. I mean things were getting serious.

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Speaker 4: I was afraid he was about to legit proposed.

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Speaker 3: I didn't know what else to do, so you told

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Speaker 4: So I told him and there were a lot of tears.

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Speaker 4: I confessed everything. It was me was kind of like

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Speaker 4: a stunned silent, which was awful.

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Speaker 2: I mean, how could you ever trust you again? You

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Speaker 2: know that would be so hard.

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Speaker 4: Well, that's basically what happened. He said, you've been lying

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Speaker 4: me for two years.

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Speaker 3: Did he say it like you said it? Or was

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Speaker 3: it like, wait a second, for two years?

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Speaker 4: You dog you?

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Speaker 2: I mean it could have been like April fools.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, played the long game on you.

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Speaker 4: No, Oh, I wish. He was so disappointed and said

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Speaker 4: we needed to take a break, that he needed time

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Speaker 4: to think. Yeah, So, as you can imagine, he didn't

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Speaker 4: think he can continue the relationship.

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Speaker 2: So what I'm hearing is I got a single lady

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Speaker 2: on the line with a twin sister. Oh, I mean

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Speaker 2: if he believes it on his own. You didn't tell you?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so okay, you said that that happened years ago.

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Speaker 3: How are you doing now?

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Speaker 4: Well, I really was heartbroken, but I learned a super

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Speaker 4: important lesson about being authentic and the power of being

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Speaker 4: your true self in relationships.

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Speaker 2: Well, hopefully you'll start a new relationship soon and it'll

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Speaker 2: go great.

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Speaker 4: And you actually I was able to move on. I'm

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Speaker 4: happily married now and things are good, but it will.

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Speaker 4: It was a chapter that I've had a little shame about,

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Speaker 4: so I feel better confessing it.

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Speaker 3: Oh, ask your sister for permission before.

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Speaker 1: Or is it Your husband has a twin brother that

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Speaker 1: you've never met before.

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Speaker 4: He's a good guy.

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Speaker 1: Okay, hopefully he doesn't hear this podcast, But thank you

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Speaker 1: for coming on and confessing and text into seven eight,

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Speaker 1: five nine two. If you have a confession that you've

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Speaker 1: been holding on to, we can hide your identity, mask

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Speaker 1: your voice, and make you the next mass speaker.

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Speaker 3: Your phone TAP's coming up.

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Speaker 2: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning,