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Speaker 1: This week at the Parlor Live Comedy Club from the

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Speaker 1: Police Academy Movies and Spaceballs Michael Winslow February twentieth through

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Speaker 1: the twenty second. Tickets are available at Parlorlive dot com

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Speaker 1: and you can call four two five two eight nine

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Speaker 1: seven thousand five. Hello. I was looking for Sarah. This

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Speaker 1: is Sarah. Hey, Sarah, my name is Casey Ryback. You

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Speaker 1: probably don't remember me. Um, I worked for the restaurant.

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Speaker 1: I was your server the other night. Oh um, yeah, hi, Hi,

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Speaker 1: I hope you don't mind me calling you. I got

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Speaker 1: your phone number from our reservations book after you left.

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Speaker 1: Um um um, Okay, is everything all right? I mean, yeah,

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Speaker 1: noel or something. No. I'm just calling you because you

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Speaker 1: gave me a pretty good tip, like way above twenty percent.

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Speaker 1: You know, you gave me a really nice tip. Well

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Speaker 1: you remember, you gave us really good service, so I

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Speaker 1: usually tip according to yah. Know, I appreciate that, but

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Speaker 1: I just wanted to call and let you know that

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Speaker 1: I really don't even need that tip. I don't even

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Speaker 1: really need this job because I'm a millionaire. So you know,

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Speaker 1: thank you and everything, but I just wanted to let

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Speaker 1: you know that I don't actually need the money, you know, Um, okay, well,

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Speaker 1: I mean I don't even wait, why are you even

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Speaker 1: called I don't know. Well, I this is the weirdest

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Speaker 1: phone call. I was calling to thank you for the tip,

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Speaker 1: but also let you know that I don't really need it,

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Speaker 1: so if you want it back, it's fine with me

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Speaker 1: because I don't you know, like I said, I'm actually

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Speaker 1: a millionaire. I just wait tables for fun. I mean, okay,

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Speaker 1: the wow. First of all, it's bizarre that you're calling me. M.

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Speaker 1: Second of all, I'm sure that there's people that help

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Speaker 1: you at the restaurant, don't you guys like split your

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Speaker 1: tips or something anyway with your Yeah, pretty much. Well,

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Speaker 1: I pretty much gave all of the money that you

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Speaker 1: gave me to those guys. But I can give it

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Speaker 1: back to you if you want it back, if you

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Speaker 1: need it back or whatever, because I don't know if

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Speaker 1: I mentioned it, but I'm actually doing pretty well for myself.

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Speaker 1: Um yeah you said that. I mean, I don't want

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Speaker 1: it back, So thanks and well done for you for

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Speaker 1: being like, I don't know what else to say to you,

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Speaker 1: which is curious. What do you do for a living?

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry that is absolutely none of your business. And

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Speaker 1: I oh, no, no no, no, no hate for you that

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Speaker 1: you have a job that you don't need. But Sarah,

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Speaker 1: it's cool. It's done with this conversation, Okay, Sarah, Sarah,

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Speaker 1: there's no need to be embarrassed. Okay, we both know

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Speaker 1: that I'm probably doing a little better than you are

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Speaker 1: in the money department. I just I'm trying to make friends.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to get me really nice right now, not

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Speaker 1: hang up the phone. So why don't you just like

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Speaker 1: tell me what you need and be on your way.

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Speaker 1: I don't want the money back. I don't want to

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Speaker 1: be your friend. So was there something? Now, if you

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Speaker 1: want some advice, you probably shouldn't be tipping so much.

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Speaker 1: You know, you might want to say your money sure advice. Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm just going to tip what I want to tip,

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Speaker 1: and it's none of your business. But you kind of

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Speaker 1: tipped a lot, and like I might know a little

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Speaker 1: bit about finances myself, you know, So I'm giving you

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Speaker 1: just kind of some free advice right there. Save your money,

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Speaker 1: don't tip. Just put that in the bank. You know,

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Speaker 1: we could put that in savings and then one day,

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Speaker 1: who knows, you know, you two could be millionaire. Okay,

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Speaker 1: are you calling me from the restaurant right now? I am, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Well I was just about to start. I talk to

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Speaker 1: your supervisor please, but he's not a millionaire. I don't care,

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Speaker 1: So pass the phone. If you're gonna, if you're gonna

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Speaker 1: complain about me, you can say whatever you want, because

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Speaker 1: if the guy fires me doesn't matter. I don't even

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Speaker 1: need this. You should probably just leave the job anyway

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Speaker 1: and be done with it because I am going to

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Speaker 1: get you fired. So pass the phone to your supervisor. Honestly,

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Speaker 1: he's probably not gonna fire me because I could just

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Speaker 1: give him some money to keep the job. Like you know,

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Speaker 1: I pretty much con five. You would have to do.

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Speaker 1: The most obnoxious person I have ever contacted. Oh my god, Sarah, Sarah,

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Speaker 1: what this is? Actually jewel from Brook and Jewel in

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Speaker 1: the morning. I'm moving ninety two point five doing a

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Speaker 1: phone tap on you. Your friend Julie set you up,

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Speaker 1: set me up for what for a brank phone call? Why?

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Speaker 1: Why would she do that? She said that she wanted

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Speaker 1: to give you a good laugh, And you guys had

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Speaker 1: dinner the other night and thought it would be funny.

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Speaker 1: I'm not laughing I'm not laughing, probably because you're not

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Speaker 1: a millionaire. You know what, You're a jackass week up

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Speaker 1: every morning with jewel phone taps weekday mornings on the

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Speaker 1: twenties two point five