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Speaker 1: I can? I not like in my booty. I need

428
00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:15,960
Speaker 1: to start taking ship my booty, so I have to

429
00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:17,960
Speaker 1: stress out. Bro. When I tell you that blood came

430
00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:22,520
Speaker 1: out and I felt, I was like, wow, it was

431
00:22:22,640 --> 00:22:25,600
Speaker 1: so but you know, what's a trifling about my nigga?

432
00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:28,239
Speaker 1: He was so like of course he was worried too,

433
00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:30,160
Speaker 1: but he was low key hyped, like he had more

434
00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:32,280
Speaker 1: time to fun. So he kept wanting to suck me

435
00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:33,879
Speaker 1: because like, well, it ain't here yet, and I'm like,

436
00:22:34,040 --> 00:22:38,320
Speaker 1: I don't know. It was like a waste of a week. Anyway,

437
00:22:39,320 --> 00:22:41,239
Speaker 1: I have no hord because I've been so stressed out.

438
00:22:41,280 --> 00:22:43,280
Speaker 1: My only advice to you is, if you ever buy

439
00:22:43,359 --> 00:22:46,960
Speaker 1: a pregnancy test that's in another language, make sure that

440
00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:49,280
Speaker 1: your phone is ready and able to figure out what

441
00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:51,280
Speaker 1: that word is. Make sure you could go before you

442
00:22:51,280 --> 00:22:52,560
Speaker 1: go to the store. You don't have to do this

443
00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:54,840
Speaker 1: circle around your stomach to let someone know what you

444
00:22:54,920 --> 00:22:57,119
Speaker 1: need while everyone stares at you. Because it's not a

445
00:22:57,200 --> 00:22:59,880
Speaker 1: proud moment of my life. And you know what I'm

446
00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:04,520
Speaker 1: And it's just I didn't do enough research. That's all

447
00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:08,520
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say. But all I know is it's a

448
00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:12,560
Speaker 1: it's a what Oh yeah, we were talking about it

449
00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:19,199
Speaker 1: and I was like, whatever the imp and your motherfucking pussy? How?

450
00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:27,119
Speaker 1: Um so my sex tip? Actually um so? And I

451
00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:30,560
Speaker 1: don't even know if this is a tip, but I

452
00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:34,080
Speaker 1: lost all control. As far as y'all know, I like

453
00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:39,280
Speaker 1: being in control, and so ladies, if you guys are doms,

454
00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:42,880
Speaker 1: and you find yourself sucking a dom who takes all

455
00:23:43,040 --> 00:23:46,880
Speaker 1: control out of you, just slap that nigga without any

456
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:50,119
Speaker 1: warning because it made me feel better because I'm sucking

457
00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:53,679
Speaker 1: a nigga who I am not in control. That nigga

458
00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:56,880
Speaker 1: is in control, and in order for me to feel

459
00:23:56,960 --> 00:23:59,920
Speaker 1: like I could gain my control back, I just slapped

460
00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:05,320
Speaker 1: some in missionary hard too, and it made me feel

461
00:24:05,359 --> 00:24:08,359
Speaker 1: better and he didn't complain about it. So at the

462
00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:10,399
Speaker 1: end of the day, I feel like it works. But

463
00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:12,920
Speaker 1: it maybe slept undering sex. It's like your way of

464
00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:14,760
Speaker 1: getting the aggression aut like sometimes when I think it

465
00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:16,040
Speaker 1: makes me mad, I just give him a quick Oh

466
00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:19,240
Speaker 1: I thought we were into it and it changed and

467
00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:22,280
Speaker 1: I don't And ladies, I do want you to be

468
00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:25,440
Speaker 1: weary of the guy that you were dealing with, because

469
00:24:25,560 --> 00:24:27,800
Speaker 1: the same way I wouldn't advise you to go down

470
00:24:27,880 --> 00:24:30,119
Speaker 1: to lick booty if you know that man is not

471
00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:35,240
Speaker 1: into it, just know your partner um. But literally, um

472
00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:41,960
Speaker 1: yeah bye bye Dave five. And I realized this man

473
00:24:42,119 --> 00:24:44,400
Speaker 1: is not gonna let me be in control. In order

474
00:24:44,520 --> 00:24:47,400
Speaker 1: to take back my control, I just slapped the funk

475
00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:48,960
Speaker 1: out of him because I was like, I feel so

476
00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:53,480
Speaker 1: in so like not in control. So that's my tip, ladies.

477
00:24:53,520 --> 00:24:55,879
Speaker 1: It made me feel good like I still kind of

478
00:24:55,920 --> 00:25:01,280
Speaker 1: took back my power while and is it. But I

479
00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:06,800
Speaker 1: just can't get over Mandy's toy friend. Don't don't do this,

480
00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:11,240
Speaker 1: don't do that, don't I'm not I've never like this

481
00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:15,280
Speaker 1: is the first time in my life, um literally, and

482
00:25:15,320 --> 00:25:19,359
Speaker 1: I'm almost thirty that since the day we met, I

483
00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:22,800
Speaker 1: have seen him pretty much every day. I'm going to slow,

484
00:25:23,280 --> 00:25:27,160
Speaker 1: I know, I know, and I'm like, damn, I ain't

485
00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:29,440
Speaker 1: even sick of you yet, nigga. So if you listen

486
00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:31,840
Speaker 1: to the Patron episode, I'm already in my head like

487
00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:34,080
Speaker 1: maybe I have to push him away because it's too

488
00:25:34,119 --> 00:25:36,119
Speaker 1: good to be true. Let me go some or something,

489
00:25:36,480 --> 00:25:38,600
Speaker 1: because I'm just like, how am I not sick of

490
00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:41,439
Speaker 1: you yet? Like, dude, you know, it's so funny you're

491
00:25:41,480 --> 00:25:44,200
Speaker 1: bringing this up right now because Andrew Schultz uh and

492
00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:47,560
Speaker 1: a gosh, we're making a joke during call her dad

493
00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:50,439
Speaker 1: about to call her daddy era on Flagrant and they

494
00:25:50,520 --> 00:25:53,920
Speaker 1: said something like about how we could take over the

495
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:57,000
Speaker 1: game in phases of our life, right They're like, imagine

496
00:25:57,040 --> 00:26:00,520
Speaker 1: if Wheezy and Mandy like got married and had babies

497
00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:03,480
Speaker 1: and had relationships and people grew with them through those phases.

498
00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:08,640
Speaker 1: And I remember laughing thinking like, I'm not gonna lie.

499
00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:12,760
Speaker 1: I'm not getting married and I'm having babies. Battle. That's

500
00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:15,320
Speaker 1: why the conversation on patrearchy a lot of things you

501
00:26:15,359 --> 00:26:17,359
Speaker 1: won't do. Let's do a fact check. Now, are you

502
00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:26,399
Speaker 1: using condoms? Yeah? I can't say yeah. I'll go tell

503
00:26:26,480 --> 00:26:28,240
Speaker 1: me I'm lying when I say yeah, you put that.

504
00:26:31,520 --> 00:26:35,719
Speaker 1: Everybody watch on YouTube, you busies. I'm not gonna lie.

505
00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:37,640
Speaker 1: So can I ask you all that question? And since

506
00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:44,199
Speaker 1: we're getting this conversation, so so here's the real life conversation. Right,

507
00:26:45,080 --> 00:26:48,840
Speaker 1: So he ain't got kids. He claims he shoots blanks.

508
00:26:49,359 --> 00:26:52,440
Speaker 1: I don't know, but he doesn't have kids. But here's

509
00:26:52,440 --> 00:26:54,879
Speaker 1: the thing. So I'm talking to my group of friends

510
00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:57,880
Speaker 1: and there and I'm really like, Okay, I gotta get

511
00:26:57,880 --> 00:26:59,720
Speaker 1: on birth control. Which one is the best one? Because

512
00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:02,960
Speaker 1: they all fucking suck. They change your body, They just

513
00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:07,680
Speaker 1: suck you up. You get pimples, you get you gain weight,

514
00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:10,359
Speaker 1: you have mood swings. It sucks up your hormones, It

515
00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:12,159
Speaker 1: sucks up how you bleed your cycle all of that.

516
00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:14,760
Speaker 1: And I've been on the same birth control for like

517
00:27:14,840 --> 00:27:17,000
Speaker 1: twelve years. So what is the birth control you're on?

518
00:27:17,040 --> 00:27:18,760
Speaker 1: I want sprint check twenty eight day. It's a pill.

519
00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:20,399
Speaker 1: You do have to remember take that ship. I have

520
00:27:20,560 --> 00:27:23,800
Speaker 1: to see the pill, no bit it is, and so

521
00:27:24,119 --> 00:27:25,879
Speaker 1: I take it. I take it at noon, so I

522
00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:27,520
Speaker 1: take whatever my lunch break is because I'm type of

523
00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:28,880
Speaker 1: person I have to eat when I take any type

524
00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:31,399
Speaker 1: of medication or filled nauseous. But I've been taking it

525
00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:34,200
Speaker 1: since so ten years. I've been taking it since I

526
00:27:34,359 --> 00:27:37,800
Speaker 1: was seventeen, and so it has gotten to the point

527
00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:39,600
Speaker 1: where my parents are very light. They're like, maybe it's

528
00:27:39,720 --> 00:27:41,840
Speaker 1: like three days, that's it, and I'm boomed back in it.

529
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:45,080
Speaker 1: That's it, right, So you know they get the implant,

530
00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:49,840
Speaker 1: so that's that keeps. Yeah, I know a lot of

531
00:27:49,880 --> 00:27:51,800
Speaker 1: people where it's not good. So here's the thing in

532
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:55,040
Speaker 1: terms of a woman. And this wasn't on the outline. Sorry,

533
00:27:55,080 --> 00:27:56,800
Speaker 1: We're gonna get to the outline because there's the tons

534
00:27:56,840 --> 00:27:58,880
Speaker 1: of questions. If we want to talk about sex, Mandy,

535
00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:02,800
Speaker 1: we can't talk about bitch. I know, my bad, shut

536
00:28:02,880 --> 00:28:05,680
Speaker 1: up bitch. So the question was in the group chat

537
00:28:05,840 --> 00:28:09,280
Speaker 1: where they were all like, well, why as a woman

538
00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:12,120
Speaker 1: do we feel the pressure to go get on birth

539
00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:16,879
Speaker 1: control instead of sending the guy to make sure his

540
00:28:17,240 --> 00:28:20,520
Speaker 1: thing is what it is or ask the guy to

541
00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:23,400
Speaker 1: you know, the vasectomy and or all of that things.

542
00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:26,200
Speaker 1: So I think that, I mean, I think that for

543
00:28:26,520 --> 00:28:29,639
Speaker 1: like like not a long term or not anymore, the

544
00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:31,639
Speaker 1: shore necessarily going to be with. I just, I just

545
00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:33,520
Speaker 1: I don't think it's why is the woman. I think

546
00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:37,120
Speaker 1: it's the reality of don't get me wrong, you could

547
00:28:37,119 --> 00:28:38,720
Speaker 1: be with the best man in the world. I love

548
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:41,000
Speaker 1: my niked, but at the end of the day he

549
00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:43,040
Speaker 1: could turn on me, and it's still in my stomach.

550
00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:46,920
Speaker 1: I think we have to protect ourselves first, first and foremost.

551
00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:48,680
Speaker 1: I don't think it's anything like why is it on

552
00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:51,280
Speaker 1: the woman? Maybe we look at it like that, but yeah,

553
00:28:51,320 --> 00:28:53,280
Speaker 1: because I just don't think a lot of even for

554
00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:56,320
Speaker 1: the men listening, I don't think that men are aware

555
00:28:56,640 --> 00:29:01,360
Speaker 1: of how much birth control affects us well, like our

556
00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:04,360
Speaker 1: whole body. There's not many options for men right now,

557
00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:08,360
Speaker 1: but which we read about birth control for niggas it's

558
00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:11,560
Speaker 1: coming right. But but I had the conversation, I mean,

559
00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:15,120
Speaker 1: this has been my first pregnancy scare, like for real,

560
00:29:15,240 --> 00:29:17,120
Speaker 1: thinking I was pregnant, and you know, we had to

561
00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:19,440
Speaker 1: get into the conversation of like, okay, we are we

562
00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:21,720
Speaker 1: really not gonna do birth control, but he really respects

563
00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:24,280
Speaker 1: my choice and knowing that, like I've been tracking my

564
00:29:24,360 --> 00:29:27,360
Speaker 1: ovulation for maybe four or five years and I do

565
00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:32,040
Speaker 1: it because of you. I still I still think that

566
00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:35,200
Speaker 1: this bullshit. I literally just be looking up at him,

567
00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:39,080
Speaker 1: like you sure your swimmers don't swim? That's in yeah,

568
00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:42,760
Speaker 1: but I do. I don't know because you know, you

569
00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:46,440
Speaker 1: know I swallow. I still enjoy. But but to me,

570
00:29:47,560 --> 00:29:50,600
Speaker 1: pre come, I just know that there's still a niggas

571
00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:53,080
Speaker 1: don't know when they pre come. Bro, I'll give you that.

572
00:29:53,280 --> 00:29:55,560
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess I am being risky with pre come,

573
00:29:55,640 --> 00:30:00,120
Speaker 1: but I'll be real with you, like the niggas is

574
00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:06,400
Speaker 1: coming right that I changed it? That right? Well, actually

575
00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:08,800
Speaker 1: I've never really been the cream type type type of

576
00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:10,840
Speaker 1: person because but now I'm having more consistent sex with

577
00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:14,200
Speaker 1: someone obviously, but um no, I birth control takes a

578
00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:16,520
Speaker 1: real toll on my body. I'm already this someone that's

579
00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:18,640
Speaker 1: super emotional. Just to give you guys a gauge on

580
00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:23,960
Speaker 1: how medicine affects me. If I take like half a melotonin,

581
00:30:24,120 --> 00:30:27,320
Speaker 1: I'm out. Like I'm a person that one drink makes.

582
00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:31,440
Speaker 1: I'm a lightweights. We've had this show for three and

583
00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:34,960
Speaker 1: a half years, now, what do you say, Hey, Dave

584
00:30:35,120 --> 00:30:38,960
Speaker 1: heard joe as talk coming to y'all. She literally is

585
00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:43,520
Speaker 1: like a puff. I'm so high this episode, guys. So

586
00:30:43,840 --> 00:30:48,960
Speaker 1: I'm s so with birth control. It really affects me,

587
00:30:49,120 --> 00:30:51,680
Speaker 1: and so like that's why, like I can't fucking do it. Dog,

588
00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:54,680
Speaker 1: But I think you you, I mean you're gonna have

589
00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:56,720
Speaker 1: to have four. We've all done it. I mean everyone

590
00:30:56,800 --> 00:30:58,880
Speaker 1: I know. I've tried. I've done Depot, I've done the

591
00:30:59,080 --> 00:31:01,440
Speaker 1: like I don't want to go back to debo, and

592
00:31:01,440 --> 00:31:04,400
Speaker 1: I don't think we've even had a full length conversation

593
00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:08,120
Speaker 1: of all of the birth control options, but in depth,

594
00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:10,400
Speaker 1: like those side effects that I'm not gonna lie as

595
00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:13,920
Speaker 1: a lot of women, we we fear. Damn, I could

596
00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:17,160
Speaker 1: become a different person just because I don't want a baby.

597
00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:19,840
Speaker 1: But then number ring has the most low. I could

598
00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:21,400
Speaker 1: be wrong. I was looking at that too, but then

599
00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:23,560
Speaker 1: my homegirl had it, and girl the nigga got a

600
00:31:23,600 --> 00:31:25,320
Speaker 1: big dick. I don't want that ship to fly across

601
00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:29,080
Speaker 1: the room. My friend had it fly across the room

602
00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:31,600
Speaker 1: on her because the dick just made it shoot out.

603
00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:34,520
Speaker 1: She's a squider, because she's a squirrel, the mandy. I

604
00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:36,240
Speaker 1: guess you just need to cross your fingers hope to

605
00:31:36,280 --> 00:31:40,880
Speaker 1: diet or have Anyways, Guys, we have a lot of

606
00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:43,120
Speaker 1: questions to ask Lauren. But before we ask Lauren all

607
00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:45,680
Speaker 1: of these questions, um and before we get into the

608
00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:47,520
Speaker 1: horrible decision, I want to let you guys know that

609
00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:49,920
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611
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612
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616
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617
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618
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619
00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:23,640
Speaker 1: twice as fast and twice as fast as a as

620
00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:27,000
Speaker 1: a pill, and you can be ready when the funk. Ever,

621
00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:29,200
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna hold you. I might need to ask

622
00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:30,720
Speaker 1: the nigga right now if he got a rod in

623
00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:32,520
Speaker 1: his dick, because this is Nigna. Come four times and

624
00:32:32,560 --> 00:32:36,080
Speaker 1: I'd be like, I'm doing it, but I can't keep up.

625
00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:39,560
Speaker 1: But anyways, for guys, if you're not making your women

626
00:32:39,640 --> 00:32:42,640
Speaker 1: respond the way I'm responding, and you realize that your

627
00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:45,480
Speaker 1: woman is not yet done and wants to keep grabbing

628
00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:48,960
Speaker 1: at that fucking ball sack and gummy dick, is Lex

629
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:52,240
Speaker 1: would say, sorry, I was making it. We have to

630
00:32:52,280 --> 00:32:56,600
Speaker 1: put in a personal experience. I'm sorry. We can talk

631
00:32:56,640 --> 00:32:59,480
Speaker 1: about two women too, because there we got. I'll be real.

632
00:32:59,840 --> 00:33:02,160
Speaker 1: I did buy the Blue Shoo with our code, like

633
00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:04,400
Speaker 1: I think I did it last year with our code.

634
00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:09,640
Speaker 1: Horrible bitch, that's our code, like I was gonna say,

635
00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:11,520
Speaker 1: and Mandy's got it in the script not. But when

636
00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:13,160
Speaker 1: I ordered it, I only paid thought outs for the

637
00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:15,280
Speaker 1: shipping and I just propped it up on some ship

638
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Speaker 1: kangaroo him, I'd use it that ship is late, okay,

848
00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:06,640
Speaker 1: like this kangaroo hill is that? Is that something that

849
00:43:06,719 --> 00:43:08,719
Speaker 1: you could get it like your your gas station, like

850
00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:11,520
Speaker 1: a local gas stations might any local sex stores to

851
00:43:11,600 --> 00:43:15,719
Speaker 1: have it, though they're like undertin bugs, okay, the kind

852
00:43:15,719 --> 00:43:17,720
Speaker 1: of like enhance your senses. It don't increase your sexual

853
00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:19,160
Speaker 1: energy to where you feel like you can take more

854
00:43:19,239 --> 00:43:23,319
Speaker 1: charge than you normally wold. So one of them, I'm

855
00:43:23,320 --> 00:43:25,520
Speaker 1: still gonna say one of the most and that is

856
00:43:25,600 --> 00:43:27,880
Speaker 1: I'm looking right now. So one of the most. One

857
00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:30,160
Speaker 1: of the most interesting things that I think you brought

858
00:43:30,280 --> 00:43:34,440
Speaker 1: up on the the email was kind of like a

859
00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:39,000
Speaker 1: what is it clients doctor privilege but you're not really

860
00:43:39,040 --> 00:43:42,680
Speaker 1: a doctor. But the idea that someone will bring their

861
00:43:42,760 --> 00:43:45,600
Speaker 1: wife in on one day of the week and then

862
00:43:45,800 --> 00:43:48,879
Speaker 1: bring their side chick on another day. Do they act

863
00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:50,799
Speaker 1: like they know you? They'd be like, hey, you are

864
00:43:51,120 --> 00:43:53,239
Speaker 1: so what I try to do Because you got to

865
00:43:53,239 --> 00:43:55,160
Speaker 1: remember during the day, I'm working at a Rouqunel office

866
00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:57,200
Speaker 1: where I have that hip hop mentality, right, so like

867
00:43:57,320 --> 00:44:00,800
Speaker 1: I can't I try not the hip hop that's what

868
00:44:00,920 --> 00:44:03,960
Speaker 1: it is. So drink so when I because literally I

869
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:05,720
Speaker 1: do think I'm working eight to five in this office

870
00:44:05,760 --> 00:44:08,000
Speaker 1: and a six to midnight straight after, like I'm going

871
00:44:08,120 --> 00:44:10,360
Speaker 1: job to job, so I'm still in that mindset. So

872
00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:13,960
Speaker 1: when I get Yeah, So when I get there, for

873
00:44:14,200 --> 00:44:17,600
Speaker 1: for instance, specifically speaking, I had a gentleman come in.

874
00:44:17,760 --> 00:44:21,480
Speaker 1: He's black, under thirty, tall, deeps to looking dude. He

875
00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:24,239
Speaker 1: comes in with He comes in by himself first, right,

876
00:44:24,320 --> 00:44:27,000
Speaker 1: So this is I'm there that day from six to midnights.

877
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:28,759
Speaker 1: When he comes in probably around the time I get there,

878
00:44:29,239 --> 00:44:31,160
Speaker 1: just asked me a couple of questions about some pocket

879
00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:35,359
Speaker 1: pussy's cool. He laves. Then I see him come back

880
00:44:35,400 --> 00:44:38,160
Speaker 1: at like eight o'clock. So he comes back with the

881
00:44:38,239 --> 00:44:42,160
Speaker 1: female cool. She's like Latina real pretty whatever. They come in.

882
00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:45,280
Speaker 1: She's asking about certain stuff for her lingerie, the pills,

883
00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:49,880
Speaker 1: some toys, boom boom, so hey, they do whatever in

884
00:44:49,960 --> 00:44:53,360
Speaker 1: the store. They leave, and then this was like a

885
00:44:53,400 --> 00:44:59,400
Speaker 1: couple weeks ago, just Saturday, I see him again with

886
00:44:59,480 --> 00:45:01,799
Speaker 1: a white b I'm like, who the fuck is why

887
00:45:01,840 --> 00:45:05,560
Speaker 1: are you watching me? A little bit? Listen, I don't

888
00:45:05,600 --> 00:45:09,960
Speaker 1: care who you fucking, but but I was like, who

889
00:45:10,160 --> 00:45:12,120
Speaker 1: is it? And she's in there, she buying the kangarroom

890
00:45:12,160 --> 00:45:14,719
Speaker 1: and mind you, I know stereotypical, how like the white

891
00:45:14,760 --> 00:45:16,400
Speaker 1: girls buy everything but she didn't. They're like, oh my

892
00:45:16,480 --> 00:45:21,239
Speaker 1: got it hard, yes, hell of stuff, and mind you.

893
00:45:21,360 --> 00:45:23,120
Speaker 1: I had told my boyfriend about it when he came

894
00:45:23,160 --> 00:45:24,920
Speaker 1: in the last time because some drama happened with him

895
00:45:24,920 --> 00:45:26,560
Speaker 1: his day mom and the cops got called some other ship.

896
00:45:26,560 --> 00:45:28,920
Speaker 1: I won't get into you, but yes, while they were

897
00:45:28,920 --> 00:45:33,120
Speaker 1: at the store. But anyway, so yes, So one of

898
00:45:33,200 --> 00:45:38,000
Speaker 1: my shoulders like what happened? So that happened, and I

899
00:45:38,080 --> 00:45:40,080
Speaker 1: was I told work about that cuderent in certain situations.

900
00:45:40,120 --> 00:45:41,400
Speaker 1: So he was happened to be there with me the

901
00:45:41,480 --> 00:45:44,319
Speaker 1: other night and he came in and I was like yo,

902
00:45:45,480 --> 00:45:47,520
Speaker 1: and so he he was like, well, who's the like

903
00:45:47,680 --> 00:45:49,800
Speaker 1: I don't know. So when he saw me, like, I

904
00:45:49,920 --> 00:45:51,279
Speaker 1: was just like, hey, how y'all doing that. I try

905
00:45:51,320 --> 00:45:54,839
Speaker 1: to keep it real generic unless you approached me like, oh, hey,

906
00:45:54,880 --> 00:45:56,840
Speaker 1: MAM's the other day in boom and boom. If you

907
00:45:56,880 --> 00:45:58,480
Speaker 1: don't say that, I'm gonna keep you like I've never

908
00:45:58,520 --> 00:45:59,960
Speaker 1: seen before. I'm talking to you just like anybody. El

909
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:03,760
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie like your your job. You definitely

910
00:46:03,880 --> 00:46:07,920
Speaker 1: have to ease the comfort um again. And I'm referencing

911
00:46:08,760 --> 00:46:12,400
Speaker 1: um the wildest crazy sex night I had because that

912
00:46:12,600 --> 00:46:15,120
Speaker 1: night we actually went to the sex store together to

913
00:46:15,200 --> 00:46:17,759
Speaker 1: buy the strap, and I wanted him to pick one

914
00:46:17,800 --> 00:46:20,480
Speaker 1: that he thought he could take, like, uh, you know,

915
00:46:20,719 --> 00:46:22,960
Speaker 1: and so I bought it because it was my like

916
00:46:23,120 --> 00:46:25,840
Speaker 1: I was gonna keep the ship. But I definitely like

917
00:46:26,360 --> 00:46:28,879
Speaker 1: we had the conversation, but the lady at the store

918
00:46:29,040 --> 00:46:33,160
Speaker 1: really made him comfortable and talking about knowing that this

919
00:46:33,400 --> 00:46:37,239
Speaker 1: dildo was essentially for him, not for me. Um. And

920
00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:42,440
Speaker 1: so how do you gauge the uncomfortablelity of people with

921
00:46:42,680 --> 00:46:45,600
Speaker 1: talking about sex toys and how do you ease them

922
00:46:45,640 --> 00:46:50,120
Speaker 1: into getting them to actually it was scary? Right? So

923
00:46:50,239 --> 00:46:52,879
Speaker 1: what I tried to do is I'm a very ogan person,

924
00:46:52,960 --> 00:46:55,880
Speaker 1: and sometimes that can come off as aggressive. And what

925
00:46:56,000 --> 00:47:00,640
Speaker 1: I've realized about UM the competitive story, like our competition,

926
00:47:01,200 --> 00:47:04,000
Speaker 1: UM some like the other like mainstream like chain stores.

927
00:47:04,080 --> 00:47:06,000
Speaker 1: We're a chain, We're a smaller chain. We're not like

928
00:47:06,040 --> 00:47:09,040
Speaker 1: global and so UM, what I've noticed when I go

929
00:47:09,080 --> 00:47:11,239
Speaker 1: into those other stores, they're right up on like they're

930
00:47:11,239 --> 00:47:12,959
Speaker 1: getting commissioned, like there, okay, I get you some blah

931
00:47:12,960 --> 00:47:14,600
Speaker 1: blah blah blah. And I try to do that so

932
00:47:15,160 --> 00:47:17,480
Speaker 1: where I'm positioned in the store is right facing the door.

933
00:47:17,560 --> 00:47:19,359
Speaker 1: So sooner someone comes in and I'm like, hey, how

934
00:47:19,440 --> 00:47:21,479
Speaker 1: are y'all doing? They'll say blah blah blah, okay, boom,

935
00:47:21,520 --> 00:47:23,120
Speaker 1: let me know if you need anything. Because I have

936
00:47:23,280 --> 00:47:26,160
Speaker 1: regulars that come in. I'm always talking to my customers,

937
00:47:26,200 --> 00:47:27,839
Speaker 1: and I see them a lot because I work nights

938
00:47:27,880 --> 00:47:31,600
Speaker 1: and that's when the freaks come out and so sadly,

939
00:47:31,680 --> 00:47:34,239
Speaker 1: so they see me. So the new person might see

940
00:47:34,280 --> 00:47:36,880
Speaker 1: me talking to the regular and the okay, pool she

941
00:47:37,040 --> 00:47:39,120
Speaker 1: doesn't seem pushy, and they'll come to me like or

942
00:47:39,160 --> 00:47:41,560
Speaker 1: they'll help me talking about something else or selling something else.

943
00:47:41,560 --> 00:47:43,040
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh that's I'm good. Bit we're you're talking

944
00:47:43,040 --> 00:47:46,080
Speaker 1: about and then we both form that um that relationship

945
00:47:46,080 --> 00:47:49,200
Speaker 1: will build that report. Can you tell us about the

946
00:47:49,440 --> 00:47:52,040
Speaker 1: deaf couple that you had come in? Bro? Okay? So

947
00:47:52,200 --> 00:47:54,080
Speaker 1: first of all, bro, how do you even communicate with

948
00:47:54,200 --> 00:47:58,240
Speaker 1: do you know? I do not? So let me text

949
00:47:58,280 --> 00:48:00,800
Speaker 1: that at all? Like you no, morriscope, I say know nothing.

950
00:48:01,360 --> 00:48:04,200
Speaker 1: So what happened was this happened like a month into

951
00:48:04,280 --> 00:48:07,320
Speaker 1: me being there. Okay, but I think it is so important,

952
00:48:07,400 --> 00:48:09,600
Speaker 1: especially listen to y'all's episode today about all the black

953
00:48:09,640 --> 00:48:11,319
Speaker 1: ass ship that y'all have talked about in the last

954
00:48:11,320 --> 00:48:15,360
Speaker 1: couple of years, is that I had a most importantly

955
00:48:15,400 --> 00:48:20,680
Speaker 1: a black one six in mid sixties death gay couple

956
00:48:21,160 --> 00:48:24,439
Speaker 1: come in. Cutest thing I've ever seen, because of course

957
00:48:24,560 --> 00:48:26,400
Speaker 1: I don't want to be like problematic, but you know,

958
00:48:26,520 --> 00:48:29,440
Speaker 1: like they talk, but there it's that voice. It's so

959
00:48:31,440 --> 00:48:33,360
Speaker 1: and so because they're not signing to each other, like

960
00:48:33,440 --> 00:48:36,600
Speaker 1: they know what they're saying. What she said that boy

961
00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:40,440
Speaker 1: don't like I'm talking about trying to just die. You're

962
00:48:40,480 --> 00:48:45,759
Speaker 1: thinking us castle not to we This is not the

963
00:48:45,880 --> 00:48:48,960
Speaker 1: time to do your accents. I'm not but the fun

964
00:48:50,600 --> 00:48:52,480
Speaker 1: this is not the time to do the accents. I

965
00:48:52,520 --> 00:48:56,480
Speaker 1: don't don't. But but like I know what she's saying

966
00:48:56,600 --> 00:48:59,080
Speaker 1: because I have seen a lot of deaf couples and

967
00:48:59,239 --> 00:49:02,800
Speaker 1: it does warm my heart to see this. Okay, Okay,

968
00:49:02,840 --> 00:49:05,920
Speaker 1: we gotta get off, Okay, okay. So, so all all

969
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:08,120
Speaker 1: of those factors right in this relationship. So I see

970
00:49:08,120 --> 00:49:10,920
Speaker 1: them come in, I greet them, they wave, and I'm like, okay,

971
00:49:11,480 --> 00:49:13,759
Speaker 1: and so I don't realize that they're deaf until I

972
00:49:13,880 --> 00:49:16,160
Speaker 1: hear them giggling behind me. So where I'm sitting, I

973
00:49:16,200 --> 00:49:17,920
Speaker 1: told you, I'm facing the door. It's like a big

974
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:20,160
Speaker 1: square podium, and I can kind of like turn around.

975
00:49:20,160 --> 00:49:22,279
Speaker 1: I can see everything, and behind me, you're all like

976
00:49:22,400 --> 00:49:24,719
Speaker 1: on the back wall, all the loose, and I hear

977
00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:26,600
Speaker 1: them like kicking, and I can hear them like hey,

978
00:49:27,280 --> 00:49:29,439
Speaker 1: and so I stared around. I'm like, they're just so cute.

979
00:49:29,440 --> 00:49:31,320
Speaker 1: So I just I'm just smiling at them because I

980
00:49:31,480 --> 00:49:34,160
Speaker 1: like to you like that. So they come over to

981
00:49:34,280 --> 00:49:36,840
Speaker 1: me and they're pointing at the bubblows I told you

982
00:49:36,840 --> 00:49:38,480
Speaker 1: all the blogs like in a little case next thing.

983
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:41,160
Speaker 1: I pointed in them giggling, and I'm like explain to

984
00:49:41,200 --> 00:49:43,200
Speaker 1: them because they can obviously like they I'm trying to

985
00:49:43,239 --> 00:49:45,360
Speaker 1: tell them, like hey, I pick up the loop and

986
00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:52,240
Speaker 1: I'm like, they're just giggling. But what really really stuck

987
00:49:52,280 --> 00:49:54,600
Speaker 1: with me more than like the little bit of interaction

988
00:49:54,640 --> 00:49:57,239
Speaker 1: I had with them because they were just so in

989
00:49:57,440 --> 00:49:59,719
Speaker 1: tune and so in love. And there's a difference when

990
00:49:59,760 --> 00:50:02,800
Speaker 1: you and like vocalize something someone versus when you can't,

991
00:50:03,120 --> 00:50:05,840
Speaker 1: and that person can understand like your struggle in your background.

992
00:50:06,040 --> 00:50:08,000
Speaker 1: So for them to both be black for one for

993
00:50:08,080 --> 00:50:09,680
Speaker 1: both of them to all these sixties. I'm thinking, my

994
00:50:09,760 --> 00:50:11,640
Speaker 1: dad's in my sick in his sixties, and I know

995
00:50:11,760 --> 00:50:14,000
Speaker 1: that he was in school when school's first got integrated.

996
00:50:14,040 --> 00:50:15,879
Speaker 1: It's something, Okay, how long did they know they were gay?

997
00:50:16,120 --> 00:50:19,040
Speaker 1: Or do they acknowledge it to themselves? They've always I'm sure,

998
00:50:19,200 --> 00:50:21,200
Speaker 1: been death. So it's like for you to have to

999
00:50:21,320 --> 00:50:23,320
Speaker 1: deal with racism, for you to have to deal with

1000
00:50:23,400 --> 00:50:25,880
Speaker 1: a disability, for you to have to deal with your

1001
00:50:25,920 --> 00:50:29,960
Speaker 1: own orientation struggles, and then I'll get to know each other.

1002
00:50:30,239 --> 00:50:34,759
Speaker 1: It's crazy black exactly everything you mark everything off that

1003
00:50:34,840 --> 00:50:39,560
Speaker 1: little all the now on a on a on a

1004
00:50:39,680 --> 00:50:42,279
Speaker 1: less light note. Yeah, I am really curious. So I

1005
00:50:42,520 --> 00:50:44,319
Speaker 1: became cool with shout Out. I don't know what her

1006
00:50:44,400 --> 00:50:47,120
Speaker 1: name is, black chick that works at Premiere Adult Factory

1007
00:50:47,120 --> 00:50:49,759
Speaker 1: out in the Orlando. I've been going there since I

1008
00:50:49,840 --> 00:50:52,200
Speaker 1: was eighteen, maybe even seventeen, and I went in there

1009
00:50:52,239 --> 00:50:54,480
Speaker 1: a year ago and she was like, bitch, I remember you.

1010
00:50:55,280 --> 00:50:57,520
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, yo, and it was

1011
00:50:57,600 --> 00:50:59,960
Speaker 1: so dope. When we started talking. I'm talking about my podcast,

1012
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:02,239
Speaker 1: asked and like she's like, I'm so happy for you,

1013
00:51:02,440 --> 00:51:05,680
Speaker 1: And I asked her tell me some stuff so I

1014
00:51:05,719 --> 00:51:07,680
Speaker 1: can bring it back on the show. What is some

1015
00:51:07,760 --> 00:51:09,600
Speaker 1: ship that always blows your mind? She said, girl, At

1016
00:51:09,680 --> 00:51:13,200
Speaker 1: least once a week people asked for rape, porn, unwanted porn,

1017
00:51:13,680 --> 00:51:16,600
Speaker 1: or even things with fucking kids. Yeah. I wanted to

1018
00:51:16,680 --> 00:51:18,800
Speaker 1: know if you guys sold porn and like things that

1019
00:51:18,840 --> 00:51:21,759
Speaker 1: people have actually made you feel uncomfortable. Yeah. So, um

1020
00:51:21,880 --> 00:51:23,840
Speaker 1: so two specific things I can think of. When we

1021
00:51:23,880 --> 00:51:25,920
Speaker 1: sell a shipload of porn, we more porn than like

1022
00:51:25,960 --> 00:51:28,840
Speaker 1: the other local shops. So we have nine aisles of

1023
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:30,919
Speaker 1: porn in the back of the store. People still buying.

1024
00:51:32,280 --> 00:51:34,439
Speaker 1: Let me tell you, are they there? I have people

1025
00:51:34,480 --> 00:51:35,640
Speaker 1: who come in there don't even buy the point and

1026
00:51:35,719 --> 00:51:38,280
Speaker 1: mind you, we have the best sale in the industry.

1027
00:51:38,320 --> 00:51:40,600
Speaker 1: I don't care if nobody says you buy three DVDs

1028
00:51:40,640 --> 00:51:43,399
Speaker 1: and you get three for free. That's Adam and Eve.

1029
00:51:46,040 --> 00:51:49,840
Speaker 1: Adam and Eve saying you're six free ef She's exactly.

1030
00:51:49,960 --> 00:51:51,800
Speaker 1: So people come in there, and I have I have

1031
00:51:51,920 --> 00:51:54,239
Speaker 1: some customers that just come in and just look, I

1032
00:51:54,320 --> 00:51:56,200
Speaker 1: mean for hours and then just leave. You don't buy ship.

1033
00:51:56,520 --> 00:51:58,920
Speaker 1: But to answer you all this question, we have what

1034
00:51:59,040 --> 00:52:01,880
Speaker 1: I've seen, I guess the the wildest ship porn wise,

1035
00:52:01,920 --> 00:52:04,440
Speaker 1: and I'll do toy wise too. So horn wise, I

1036
00:52:04,560 --> 00:52:08,400
Speaker 1: have people come in, it's always the senior porn that

1037
00:52:08,600 --> 00:52:15,080
Speaker 1: I see, pregnant porn and underage porn. Yeah, but y'all

1038
00:52:15,080 --> 00:52:18,239
Speaker 1: are y'all legally y'all don't sell. Yeah. Yeah. So it's

1039
00:52:18,239 --> 00:52:19,640
Speaker 1: almost like it's like the team stuff, right, it's not

1040
00:52:19,719 --> 00:52:22,680
Speaker 1: like super underage, but it'll be like the like the

1041
00:52:22,719 --> 00:52:26,200
Speaker 1: ancestral stuff. So it'll be like, oh, daddy or step

1042
00:52:26,320 --> 00:52:30,200
Speaker 1: mommy or whatever to where these they're obviously supposed to

1043
00:52:30,640 --> 00:52:33,960
Speaker 1: to look and they're alluding to the fact quote unquote

1044
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:37,640
Speaker 1: ashamed when they're like buying their senior point. Like so what,

1045
00:52:38,680 --> 00:52:40,440
Speaker 1: So what I try to do is I try, I

1046
00:52:40,520 --> 00:52:43,120
Speaker 1: really try not to be judgmental, and like that's just

1047
00:52:43,200 --> 00:52:45,000
Speaker 1: something I've always tried to do to my friendships anything.

1048
00:52:45,360 --> 00:52:50,320
Speaker 1: And I'm really not know whether I've judged. Is Grandma

1049
00:52:50,719 --> 00:52:53,880
Speaker 1: take that dick out too, or it's like Grandma, Grandma

1050
00:52:54,239 --> 00:52:57,239
Speaker 1: dropped that dick or some ship it's some title that's

1051
00:52:57,280 --> 00:53:00,600
Speaker 1: basically like Grandma dropped the dick and it's her Grandma

1052
00:53:00,640 --> 00:53:05,239
Speaker 1: holding the dick like this and she's like like, I like,

1053
00:53:05,360 --> 00:53:07,960
Speaker 1: you went just some ship. But it's basically like that

1054
00:53:08,040 --> 00:53:09,359
Speaker 1: that I've seen. I guess it's the most like quote

1055
00:53:09,440 --> 00:53:13,719
Speaker 1: unquote problematic. We do have like small people pouring and

1056
00:53:13,800 --> 00:53:15,719
Speaker 1: ship like that, but that's not even it's really the

1057
00:53:15,760 --> 00:53:18,439
Speaker 1: old people and like the super young people that I see.

1058
00:53:19,200 --> 00:53:21,640
Speaker 1: I guess um toys that I see that kind of

1059
00:53:21,640 --> 00:53:23,759
Speaker 1: always throw me off because I don't care what you're into,

1060
00:53:23,800 --> 00:53:25,359
Speaker 1: and that's all say. That's a difference. That's a myth.

1061
00:53:25,480 --> 00:53:27,040
Speaker 1: When people come into the store, it's like, oh, don't

1062
00:53:27,080 --> 00:53:29,000
Speaker 1: you come across a lot of creeks. Nothing's creepy to

1063
00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:31,239
Speaker 1: me unless it's harmful or illegal. Do what you want

1064
00:53:31,239 --> 00:53:33,680
Speaker 1: to do. That's it. But I guess the other thing

1065
00:53:33,719 --> 00:53:35,120
Speaker 1: I see that kind of throws me off was when

1066
00:53:35,120 --> 00:53:37,080
Speaker 1: I see like the biggest butt plugs like this, some

1067
00:53:37,280 --> 00:53:41,440
Speaker 1: like niggas, what's about. I mean maybe they maybe they

1068
00:53:41,520 --> 00:53:44,080
Speaker 1: booty hole give. It's always a shocker to me when

1069
00:53:44,120 --> 00:53:45,360
Speaker 1: I see them, because I forget we have them like

1070
00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:47,879
Speaker 1: we have like the like the silicone fist like from

1071
00:53:47,920 --> 00:53:51,759
Speaker 1: down here up there like molds Weezy Weezy likes to

1072
00:53:51,800 --> 00:53:54,919
Speaker 1: get fisted in. Oh my, all I did was stick

1073
00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:56,640
Speaker 1: my fingers in there, and then she kept telling me

1074
00:53:56,680 --> 00:54:00,360
Speaker 1: to add more and I never turned it in. God,

1075
00:54:00,560 --> 00:54:04,200
Speaker 1: you guys will not let this go. Okay, what about um?

1076
00:54:05,320 --> 00:54:09,160
Speaker 1: You mentioned animals? What are people asking? So it's about

1077
00:54:09,200 --> 00:54:11,799
Speaker 1: to ask that next that because so and in real

1078
00:54:11,880 --> 00:54:14,080
Speaker 1: quick before you get there too. I know I don't

1079
00:54:14,080 --> 00:54:17,000
Speaker 1: want to talk about the butt plugs that have the

1080
00:54:17,120 --> 00:54:20,839
Speaker 1: furry tales. We talked about that as well. What these

1081
00:54:21,080 --> 00:54:24,160
Speaker 1: are saying is it it's not pet smart exactly, so

1082
00:54:24,560 --> 00:54:28,319
Speaker 1: it's not even necessary that people are asking for them.

1083
00:54:28,400 --> 00:54:30,600
Speaker 1: We sell them and people come across them, and it's

1084
00:54:30,600 --> 00:54:32,400
Speaker 1: always those people that are kind of seeing and be like,

1085
00:54:33,280 --> 00:54:35,520
Speaker 1: So what it is is right next to all of

1086
00:54:35,560 --> 00:54:38,640
Speaker 1: our bachelorette stuff, we have our like novelty stuff, and

1087
00:54:38,800 --> 00:54:42,319
Speaker 1: we have blow up dolls, and some of the blow

1088
00:54:42,400 --> 00:54:45,719
Speaker 1: up dolls, just like the regular ones, are animals. So

1089
00:54:45,920 --> 00:54:52,520
Speaker 1: there's goats, there's pig. You're lying, shut the fuck. Actually

1090
00:54:52,560 --> 00:54:53,759
Speaker 1: brought one with me because I know I was gonna

1091
00:54:53,760 --> 00:54:55,520
Speaker 1: talk about this. How much? How much? How much do

1092
00:54:55,600 --> 00:54:57,560
Speaker 1: they because they're blow up so they're not like the

1093
00:54:57,640 --> 00:55:01,640
Speaker 1: cyber skin their actual life blue like you blow them

1094
00:55:01,719 --> 00:55:03,480
Speaker 1: up and you suck them, and so they have whole

1095
00:55:03,560 --> 00:55:08,200
Speaker 1: pussies and they have buttholes but animal pussies an animals

1096
00:55:08,360 --> 00:55:10,120
Speaker 1: and they're like go so on the picture of one

1097
00:55:10,200 --> 00:55:11,759
Speaker 1: of them on the packaging is a goat with like

1098
00:55:11,800 --> 00:55:13,360
Speaker 1: a b S face, you know the meme where I

1099
00:55:13,480 --> 00:55:16,680
Speaker 1: reads like this, it's like that be face on the goat,

1100
00:55:17,239 --> 00:55:18,880
Speaker 1: and so people will see it's right next to the

1101
00:55:18,920 --> 00:55:21,279
Speaker 1: men's underwear because is it Are you sure it's not

1102
00:55:21,360 --> 00:55:25,840
Speaker 1: like a floaty like that? She said, that's there is

1103
00:55:25,880 --> 00:55:29,239
Speaker 1: booty holes and pussies on these blow up They have

1104
00:55:29,320 --> 00:55:31,440
Speaker 1: this really I'm not gonna say cute, but it's like

1105
00:55:31,600 --> 00:55:35,200
Speaker 1: really clever um market like marketing because you know I'm

1106
00:55:35,200 --> 00:55:37,520
Speaker 1: in the marketing, so it's like, it's really, what's the marketing?

1107
00:55:37,760 --> 00:55:41,200
Speaker 1: It's like you down for a backyard brawl, Like second,

1108
00:55:42,440 --> 00:55:48,800
Speaker 1: I need to sell on Amazon. What I'm trying to

1109
00:55:48,840 --> 00:55:52,319
Speaker 1: tell y'all? Wait? What are the people? Okay, wait, wait

1110
00:55:52,400 --> 00:55:53,800
Speaker 1: you know what. I can't. We gotta get off this

1111
00:55:53,840 --> 00:55:56,640
Speaker 1: animal thing before we get into homemail because this is

1112
00:55:56,719 --> 00:55:59,640
Speaker 1: almost two wild at this point, I need to know

1113
00:56:00,280 --> 00:56:03,680
Speaker 1: the phone calls that you've got. Tell me about the

1114
00:56:03,840 --> 00:56:06,840
Speaker 1: guy or the customer they called about the butt. Plus

1115
00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:09,920
Speaker 1: so I had had the woman come in he's and

1116
00:56:10,040 --> 00:56:11,640
Speaker 1: I need I need you to I need you to

1117
00:56:11,680 --> 00:56:13,960
Speaker 1: tell the story and then maybe maybe Weezy can do

1118
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:17,920
Speaker 1: an accent and be the customer or something lay out

1119
00:56:18,040 --> 00:56:24,600
Speaker 1: this is not stuck in my so so okay. So

1120
00:56:24,719 --> 00:56:28,520
Speaker 1: I had a gentleman come in, very like um nick dreamy,

1121
00:56:28,800 --> 00:56:31,760
Speaker 1: right like, very handsome, older wife dude, probably mid forties.

1122
00:56:31,840 --> 00:56:34,320
Speaker 1: He comes in. He's on the shorter side, he's probably

1123
00:56:34,560 --> 00:56:38,400
Speaker 1: like five five nine. I'm five sets. Sorry for the sirens,

1124
00:56:38,440 --> 00:56:39,880
Speaker 1: by the way, if you'll I didn't ver vaguely, so

1125
00:56:39,920 --> 00:56:42,800
Speaker 1: they should be okay. So I um, So they come in.

1126
00:56:42,960 --> 00:56:46,680
Speaker 1: So a guy comes in and he basically lies and

1127
00:56:46,840 --> 00:56:49,560
Speaker 1: tells me that he's coming to get in a retirement

1128
00:56:49,680 --> 00:56:53,320
Speaker 1: gift for a friend. So he wants to see butt plugs.

1129
00:56:53,560 --> 00:56:55,200
Speaker 1: He wants to see all this stuff. So I end

1130
00:56:55,320 --> 00:56:57,160
Speaker 1: up selling him a butt plug. I think some of

1131
00:56:57,200 --> 00:57:01,400
Speaker 1: the male enhancement pills, some loue, some missogial just regular

1132
00:57:01,600 --> 00:57:05,799
Speaker 1: ship not regular but right. So, um he's he's he's

1133
00:57:05,840 --> 00:57:09,120
Speaker 1: super charming, super nice. He's like, oh, you're so kind,

1134
00:57:09,200 --> 00:57:11,319
Speaker 1: thank you so much for helping me, sweetheart, la la

1135
00:57:11,920 --> 00:57:16,080
Speaker 1: check him out. He leaves. Two hours later. I get

1136
00:57:16,240 --> 00:57:18,400
Speaker 1: a phone call to the store and normally we get

1137
00:57:18,440 --> 00:57:21,360
Speaker 1: phone calls. It's just what hours, you know, because it's

1138
00:57:22,600 --> 00:57:25,440
Speaker 1: exactly So I answered the phone, my raater Kingdom, this

1139
00:57:25,480 --> 00:57:28,720
Speaker 1: is Laura, not gonna help you, and um he's like, hey,

1140
00:57:29,080 --> 00:57:32,560
Speaker 1: so you remember remember me, I'm handsome white guy from earlier.

1141
00:57:32,600 --> 00:57:37,040
Speaker 1: And I'm like nod. So I'm like, you're like, yeah,

1142
00:57:37,120 --> 00:57:39,360
Speaker 1: I know you're not gonna try to students and law.

1143
00:57:39,720 --> 00:57:45,760
Speaker 1: So he's like, um, kind of weird. But UM, so

1144
00:57:45,880 --> 00:57:48,920
Speaker 1: I tried to use the toy and uh, it's not

1145
00:57:49,560 --> 00:57:52,040
Speaker 1: it's not coming out. And so in my head I'm

1146
00:57:52,080 --> 00:57:54,040
Speaker 1: still going off, I'm giving this it out. You told

1147
00:57:54,080 --> 00:57:56,160
Speaker 1: me you're getting it for somebody for retirement parties. I'm

1148
00:57:56,200 --> 00:57:58,720
Speaker 1: thinking maybe this is his wife, so I'm going straight

1149
00:57:58,840 --> 00:58:01,240
Speaker 1: into her partner general. So I try to be very

1150
00:58:01,440 --> 00:58:04,720
Speaker 1: like non specific when it comes to people's orientations. So

1151
00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:07,240
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, well tell your partner they you need

1152
00:58:07,320 --> 00:58:10,479
Speaker 1: to relax, you know, get some loop. I recommend sitting

1153
00:58:10,480 --> 00:58:13,240
Speaker 1: on the toilet because that just kind of relaxed your muscle.

1154
00:58:13,280 --> 00:58:16,520
Speaker 1: They'll just drop right. He's like, well, it's it's actually

1155
00:58:16,560 --> 00:58:22,240
Speaker 1: for men. So I'm like okay, So the butt plug

1156
00:58:22,360 --> 00:58:24,959
Speaker 1: is stuck in and not not like you were saying

1157
00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:26,600
Speaker 1: where you're afraid it's going to be like the whole

1158
00:58:26,800 --> 00:58:28,600
Speaker 1: thing is gonna be stuck. It was stuck in the

1159
00:58:28,680 --> 00:58:31,560
Speaker 1: fact that he like tensed up, clenched up, couldn't push

1160
00:58:31,600 --> 00:58:35,040
Speaker 1: it out, couldn't pull it out because it's muscles, just basmed.

1161
00:58:35,760 --> 00:58:39,760
Speaker 1: So I listen. So I'm talking to him. I'm like, okay, boom,

1162
00:58:39,800 --> 00:58:41,720
Speaker 1: do you how did you put it in? He's like,

1163
00:58:41,760 --> 00:58:43,920
Speaker 1: I just stuck it in there. Did you use any loop? No?

1164
00:58:44,560 --> 00:58:47,080
Speaker 1: Do you have any loop no? Because I'm I think

1165
00:58:47,080 --> 00:58:48,680
Speaker 1: I'm like, you need to put some moving around there.

1166
00:58:48,760 --> 00:58:50,200
Speaker 1: He's like, well, I was gonna get to stick a butter.

1167
00:58:50,280 --> 00:58:55,680
Speaker 1: I'm like, wait a minute, a you know, no, do

1168
00:58:55,880 --> 00:58:58,760
Speaker 1: margar back man. I can't believe it's not butter, you know.

1169
00:58:59,680 --> 00:59:04,000
Speaker 1: So he's like, I'm not gonna stink, but I'm like, please,

1170
00:59:04,080 --> 00:59:05,920
Speaker 1: don't like trying to. I'm like, do you have like

1171
00:59:05,960 --> 00:59:08,400
Speaker 1: a water bottle? He goes and grabs the water bottle.

1172
00:59:08,520 --> 00:59:10,640
Speaker 1: I'm picturing all this in my heads. I'm picturing him

1173
00:59:10,680 --> 00:59:12,960
Speaker 1: like scooting my off srolett. So he gets the water

1174
00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:14,960
Speaker 1: bottle and he tries to like swish it up there

1175
00:59:15,600 --> 00:59:17,600
Speaker 1: and he's like, how it working? Is I work? I'm like, listen,

1176
00:59:17,880 --> 00:59:20,480
Speaker 1: just breathe, like I'm I'll talk you through it, like

1177
00:59:20,560 --> 00:59:23,200
Speaker 1: that's fine. And my customers in the store, so I'm

1178
00:59:23,240 --> 00:59:25,280
Speaker 1: like trying to whisper because we'd like Big Martins where

1179
00:59:25,280 --> 00:59:28,800
Speaker 1: we watch thanks for coming in, you guys, and down

1180
00:59:29,280 --> 00:59:33,800
Speaker 1: the toilet stick. So I'm like I'm literally like talking

1181
00:59:33,840 --> 00:59:35,440
Speaker 1: to people and I'm like trying to hide behind the

1182
00:59:35,480 --> 00:59:37,800
Speaker 1: monitor where the security is and I'm like, okay, So

1183
00:59:37,920 --> 00:59:39,320
Speaker 1: what I need you to do is I need you

1184
00:59:39,400 --> 00:59:42,000
Speaker 1: to just grab the water bottle like so and just

1185
00:59:42,360 --> 00:59:44,440
Speaker 1: squish it and it should go up and you should

1186
00:59:44,480 --> 00:59:46,440
Speaker 1: feel a little bit looser and that should have just

1187
00:59:46,560 --> 00:59:48,760
Speaker 1: just pushed and breathe. The same time, he's like, it's

1188
00:59:48,760 --> 00:59:50,200
Speaker 1: not worth Did he get it out while he was

1189
00:59:50,200 --> 00:59:51,640
Speaker 1: on the past and he went and got the stick

1190
00:59:51,640 --> 00:59:53,440
Speaker 1: of butter and the stick of butter work, bitch, I'm

1191
00:59:53,440 --> 00:59:57,000
Speaker 1: not gonna watch it sink. So so, guys, that is

1192
00:59:57,040 --> 01:00:00,120
Speaker 1: another tip during this fucking homemail. If you have ever

1193
01:00:00,240 --> 01:00:04,000
Speaker 1: get a fucking goddamn butt plug stuff up your ass, bit,

1194
01:00:04,080 --> 01:00:06,920
Speaker 1: you better hope you got butter. You probably clean right.

1195
01:00:08,400 --> 01:00:10,160
Speaker 1: Imagine if you had to go to your neighbor's house.

1196
01:00:10,200 --> 01:00:14,240
Speaker 1: Like it's like I actually need someone. I know, I

1197
01:00:14,320 --> 01:00:18,120
Speaker 1: need it. Write any kind, any kind. I guess vasiline

1198
01:00:18,160 --> 01:00:22,800
Speaker 1: would be another thing in your house. Something we know.

1199
01:00:22,960 --> 01:00:25,600
Speaker 1: Wheezy light to Chris go if y'all came to the

1200
01:00:25,720 --> 01:00:31,480
Speaker 1: live show like Chris vagin is Smiths, it's a very

1201
01:00:31,560 --> 01:00:35,360
Speaker 1: tough time. You still was sticking up chrisco in the place. Anyways,

1202
01:00:35,840 --> 01:00:37,960
Speaker 1: I do want to get into our horrible decision. Well,

1203
01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:41,000
Speaker 1: this one is actually kind of, um, a whole confession.

1204
01:00:41,040 --> 01:00:43,120
Speaker 1: But it's not a whole confession. It's from a male listener.

1205
01:00:43,440 --> 01:00:47,200
Speaker 1: It's someone that wants us to help them celebrate their anniversary. Um.

1206
01:00:47,760 --> 01:00:49,760
Speaker 1: And I'm just really excited because this is the first

1207
01:00:49,800 --> 01:00:52,360
Speaker 1: time we've ever got this. I'm gonna say your name, um,

1208
01:00:53,440 --> 01:00:54,840
Speaker 1: just because you put it in there. I won't put

1209
01:00:54,840 --> 01:00:57,200
Speaker 1: your email addressed up Hi, Mandy and Weezy. My name

1210
01:00:57,280 --> 01:00:59,400
Speaker 1: is a keyman. I'm a hort. Your show has been

1211
01:00:59,440 --> 01:01:02,080
Speaker 1: a constant source of validation for a kinky young nigga

1212
01:01:02,160 --> 01:01:04,960
Speaker 1: like myself. I've listened to every episode and I am

1213
01:01:05,040 --> 01:01:08,520
Speaker 1: a patron. Only five dollars though, because she is tough,

1214
01:01:08,560 --> 01:01:11,440
Speaker 1: I only got three dollars like Lex Pete. I'm also

1215
01:01:11,600 --> 01:01:13,680
Speaker 1: married and my wife and I listened to the show

1216
01:01:14,120 --> 01:01:18,040
Speaker 1: together every week. So wife, look to your left and

1217
01:01:18,160 --> 01:01:20,840
Speaker 1: say I love you husband for riding into the war hide.

1218
01:01:21,320 --> 01:01:23,360
Speaker 1: We met last year in March and got married in

1219
01:01:23,440 --> 01:01:30,240
Speaker 1: three months, just about ninety days. Our anniversary is June twelfth,

1220
01:01:30,360 --> 01:01:32,640
Speaker 1: with which, when you guys listen, let me look at

1221
01:01:32,680 --> 01:01:37,040
Speaker 1: the mother which is last Friday. So happy, belated and

1222
01:01:37,160 --> 01:01:40,320
Speaker 1: a motherfucking verse three. Um, it would be incredible if

1223
01:01:40,400 --> 01:01:42,240
Speaker 1: y'all could shot me out. I'm not gonna give you

1224
01:01:42,240 --> 01:01:44,280
Speaker 1: a wife name, because if any of y'all's friends listen,

1225
01:01:44,280 --> 01:01:46,200
Speaker 1: maybe they're gonna know both of y'all. But shout out

1226
01:01:46,280 --> 01:01:48,560
Speaker 1: your wife that starts with R. No. I think they were.

1227
01:01:48,640 --> 01:01:53,280
Speaker 1: I think he wants you to be shout out of

1228
01:01:53,360 --> 01:01:55,560
Speaker 1: ways to make their anniversary special. He knows this would

1229
01:01:55,560 --> 01:01:57,080
Speaker 1: make her a day because he loves her more than

1230
01:01:57,160 --> 01:01:59,160
Speaker 1: anything and he's so glad to have a partner during

1231
01:01:59,200 --> 01:02:03,280
Speaker 1: this time. Shout out to you and old baby, I'm

1232
01:02:03,320 --> 01:02:05,880
Speaker 1: gonna give you. I am going to give you what

1233
01:02:06,080 --> 01:02:09,680
Speaker 1: you need to do. Rochelle to your man for anniversary.

1234
01:02:09,720 --> 01:02:11,800
Speaker 1: And I know we about three days late now, but

1235
01:02:11,960 --> 01:02:14,880
Speaker 1: you know what, it's better late than never. I say,

1236
01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:17,600
Speaker 1: go ahead and lick that budda hole. Now, I just

1237
01:02:17,720 --> 01:02:22,080
Speaker 1: want that this was a ps per request. And then

1238
01:02:22,160 --> 01:02:25,280
Speaker 1: Nigga said, if y'all could throw it in impassioned plea

1239
01:02:25,680 --> 01:02:28,120
Speaker 1: for her to eat my ass Bolso want to tell

1240
01:02:28,240 --> 01:02:32,400
Speaker 1: y'all impassion. I also want to mention. Is that a word? Impassion?

1241
01:02:33,680 --> 01:02:36,600
Speaker 1: I don't know, said, you know, I don't know if

1242
01:02:36,640 --> 01:02:38,720
Speaker 1: that's the word. I want to say. We are not

1243
01:02:38,800 --> 01:02:40,520
Speaker 1: a shoutout type of pie. But I thought this was

1244
01:02:40,560 --> 01:02:42,920
Speaker 1: a very sweet homeil I did see it, and I

1245
01:02:42,960 --> 01:02:45,919
Speaker 1: I actually forgot about it. It was adorable. Um. He said.

1246
01:02:46,080 --> 01:02:48,440
Speaker 1: By the way, impassion is a word, it's feeling with

1247
01:02:48,760 --> 01:02:51,840
Speaker 1: or showing great emotion. So he really wants that ask

1248
01:02:52,920 --> 01:02:57,520
Speaker 1: e eat it, baby, eat the buddahle, Eat the budahle, Baby,

1249
01:02:57,560 --> 01:03:00,360
Speaker 1: eat the buddha hole, Eat the budahle, Bay, eat the

1250
01:03:00,400 --> 01:03:05,440
Speaker 1: boota hole. Thank you for the tune, Lauren. Do you

1251
01:03:05,480 --> 01:03:08,040
Speaker 1: want people to follow you somewhere or not? Sure? Sure?

1252
01:03:08,120 --> 01:03:10,600
Speaker 1: So you can follow me at Lola Tyler and basically

1253
01:03:10,680 --> 01:03:14,680
Speaker 1: everything gotta stay low l O on Twitter. Um, but yeah,

1254
01:03:14,720 --> 01:03:16,320
Speaker 1: I really try to I try to post stuff from

1255
01:03:16,360 --> 01:03:18,920
Speaker 1: the store and post my own tips about certain stuff,

1256
01:03:19,040 --> 01:03:20,880
Speaker 1: like I'm trying to get into like tour reviews. What

1257
01:03:20,920 --> 01:03:23,240
Speaker 1: I probably end up doing a store reviews because we're

1258
01:03:23,240 --> 01:03:26,240
Speaker 1: constantly getting you got the Maya So okay, So just

1259
01:03:26,320 --> 01:03:29,240
Speaker 1: real quick thing about just toy reviews. I'm gonna recommend

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Speaker 1: while I got the little space to do it, The Womanizers,

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Speaker 1: the Womanizer duo. It's my face, so the Woman's big.

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Speaker 1: It's big though that has been I like The Womanizer

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Speaker 1: just regularly, but that's when I come to I'm trying that.

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Speaker 1: That's the last that is highly recommended across the board

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Speaker 1: for everybody. UM. Shout out to Lola for writing. If

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Speaker 1: any of you guys are you know she is part

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Speaker 1: of our hord Hive and it's been a minute since

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Speaker 1: we've had a listener just joined our join us for

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Speaker 1: an episode, please write us and tell us why in

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Speaker 1: a great fashion like Lauren did also join us on Patreon.

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Speaker 1: I'm probably gonna do another workout this week. Whi y'all,

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Speaker 1: I couldn't breathe. Old Bay did an episode with me,

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Speaker 1: y'all could hear that? And this week, um, we have

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Speaker 1: an episode Mandy and I are trying to figure out

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Speaker 1: what we can bring different to Patreon because you know,

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Speaker 1: we're so used to creating our live shows, so we're like,

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Speaker 1: what else should we do And we're still figuring it out.

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Speaker 1: But I think that maybe some lessons learn different ship

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Speaker 1: that we can do. I don't know, but this week

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Speaker 1: I tried something new with the Master Investor and we

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Speaker 1: talked about stock market tips and sex at the same time,

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Speaker 1: and what companies that kind of have to do with

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Speaker 1: sex that are actually in the stock market right now.

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Speaker 1: So check that out. There's a five minute clip that

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Speaker 1: you guys will here at the end of this episode.

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Speaker 1: It will be available And I don't know what else

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Speaker 1: to say because I'm running on breath. Yeah, but now

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Speaker 1: I want to thank you guys, UM just for tuning in.

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Speaker 1: And also I just want to be sure that everyone

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Speaker 1: is taking care of their mental health and wellness right now.

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Speaker 1: There's a lot going on, not only finding COVID, but

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Speaker 1: also just with the pressure is to vote and UM

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Speaker 1: also just what's going on with the protests and rights.

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Speaker 1: My mom said it would be irresponsible not to bring

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Speaker 1: up just know your local voting UM places for the

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Speaker 1: state of New York. It is June, so I know

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Speaker 1: we have a very large New York following. Be sure

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Speaker 1: to get out and vote June. Um. It can make

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Speaker 1: a difference between everything that's going on right now and

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Speaker 1: how we seek justice. So definitely go out and vote.

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Speaker 1: And I know Weezy was looking up um the other

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Speaker 1: dates and municiples on where you need to vote in

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Speaker 1: the Times will probably post that to the Instagram as

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Speaker 1: well as to our Patreon. But again, join us on Patreon. Guys,

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Speaker 1: thank you once again, and Lauren, thank you for joining us.

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Speaker 1: This has been yet another episode of horrible decisions by guys.

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Speaker 1: Apple today is at three eighteen, So it's like you

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Speaker 1: want big gains, great, just put them into the companies

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Speaker 1: that are dominated. There isn't a company that is going

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Speaker 1: to be more dominant than Apple over the next five years.

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Speaker 1: So there's still opportunity. But when like the issue that

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Speaker 1: I had is when February and March came to people

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Speaker 1: who knew how to invest, it was like Black Friday

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Speaker 1: sales for two months going on in the market and

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Speaker 1: everyone else is afraid. And I told everybody black and brown, like,

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Speaker 1: did you notice that all the hands fund managers are

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Speaker 1: not talking publicly because they're too busy buying ship like

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Speaker 1: that was the one of the greatest times to buy

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Speaker 1: this past the Corona crash and then during the Great Recession.

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Speaker 1: You have to think, like, imagine if you can get

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Speaker 1: a house that's worth five dred grand on sale for

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Speaker 1: eighty tho dollars, or or Mercedes or whatever car you like,

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Speaker 1: if it normally costs a hundred and if you can

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Speaker 1: scoop it up for thirty tho. We're running out and

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Speaker 1: buying multiples of those cars. So are we too late?

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Speaker 1: And like we want I mean every clock clock, every

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Speaker 1: stock that you even mentioned, I've clicked on. It went

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Speaker 1: down in March, and in late March rains that David

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Speaker 1: they had to stop the didn't they have to stop

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Speaker 1: the market? With well, are we too late? Um? If

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Speaker 1: you don't have a lot of money, the best thing

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Speaker 1: to do is to buy every single month. So it

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Speaker 1: has to be the first bill that you pay, so

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Speaker 1: like on clockwork, the first Monday of every month. If

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Speaker 1: you have and I did a video about this yesterday,

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Speaker 1: like if you don't have a bage called by the way, um,

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Speaker 1: why you should invest every single month? If you guys

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Speaker 1: go to my Instagram, Yeah, and put the link in there.

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Speaker 1: If you don't have a bag fifty grand a million,

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Speaker 1: you need to buy every single month so you can

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Speaker 1: get the number of shares up and then the first

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Speaker 1: Monday of every month, just by regardless, because the habit

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Speaker 1: of buying is what's going to get us the freedom.

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Speaker 1: Because the number one reason people don't have enough money

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Speaker 1: for retirement or when a an emergency like this happens

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Speaker 1: is because we haven't had the habit of buying every

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Speaker 1: single month and we'll go to restaurants. You know that

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Speaker 1: is really good advice. Like, to be honest with you,

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Speaker 1: I have an account with Fidelity that probably has thirty

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Speaker 1: grand rolling in it right now. Just being transparent, y'all.

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Speaker 1: I probably put into and sugar Daddy years ago put

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Speaker 1: in fifteen at thirties. Now he was like, oh, I

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Speaker 1: want you to win. I like, I feel like no.

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Speaker 1: But here's the interesting thing. I've been watching the money

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Speaker 1: grow and I'm just like, okay, cool. I know that

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Speaker 1: it was at twenty five, now at thirty three. Okay cool,

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Speaker 1: it's just growing, right. But the reality of it is

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Speaker 1: I don't do anything to grow it. And I could

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Speaker 1: have been way more because I'm not buying ship with it,

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Speaker 1: and that in in that particular account I'm talking about,

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Speaker 1: And I think that to buy is such a scary

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Speaker 1: thing for those of us that know we ain't come

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Speaker 1: from savings. We've watched our parents make mistakes, so we're

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Speaker 1: not about it. You think I'm on to funk up

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Speaker 1: that money there's in there? Why would I buy and

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Speaker 1: spend that money when I've been watching it grow a

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Speaker 1: little bit? Come on, like it's a no brainer. I

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Speaker 1: feel like you have to take like a little action steps. Um.

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Speaker 1: But that's how I tell everyone if you're just getting started,

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Speaker 1: start small, small, start with a hundred buy one chair,

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Speaker 1: because here's what happens. You'll buy one chair. You'll see

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Speaker 1: it go up five or six percent, and guess what happened,

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Speaker 1: especially amongst the women. Y'all gonna tell everybody, Girl, I

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Speaker 1: bought match I bought Microsoft, I bought I bought Shopify,

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Speaker 1: and it went up. Oh ship. Now all of a sudden,

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Speaker 1: everybody's having part Like now y'all can have sex tory

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Speaker 1: parties and stock parties at the same damn time. Because

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Speaker 1: it shouldn't be like a boring thing. This information because

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Speaker 1: the other communities like this comes up in conversation casually.

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Speaker 1: They don't have any big sit downs, just like, hey,

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Speaker 1: how about this? About this the same way we would

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Speaker 1: do with clothes, but if we don't take action, it

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01:09:31,720 --> 01:09:33,840
Speaker 1: seems so intimidating. And as a woman, I know you

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Speaker 1: can understand. It's like it's like if a guy approaches

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Speaker 1: you and he's timid, you immediately like, but but that

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Speaker 1: timid nature and a guy comes from him not taking action.

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Speaker 1: So for the fellas who listen, I know, my grandmother

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Speaker 1: used to always tell me, like, there's no romance with

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Speaker 1: our finance. That ship is true, especially as you get older,

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Speaker 1: like even like you can be fli as hell, but

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Speaker 1: it's like if you don't have anything to bring And

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Speaker 1: I'm not saying you should trick your money off to

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Speaker 1: get women, but women can tell what I'm saying it. Yeah, well,

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Speaker 1: I mean because I'm not telling you, like you should

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Speaker 1: be able to get her off your own game, your

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Speaker 1: own personality, own energy, but you have to bring be

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Speaker 1: able to bring some ship to the table because then

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Speaker 1: women will respect you more. And then women also want

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Speaker 1: a man who has one about other women. So absolutely,

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Speaker 1: I mean truth to be told these skills we don't expect.

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Speaker 1: I'm just gonna keep a buck. I've seen you in

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Speaker 1: The Wall Street Trapper, and I so excited to watch

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Speaker 1: black men that look like men. I know that sound

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Speaker 1: like man. And it's just not some TV dude. It's

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Speaker 1: someone on Instagram on a platform that I use, speaking

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Speaker 1: to me in a way that I could listen. And

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Speaker 1: even though you in the Wall Street trap have very

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Speaker 1: two different personas, I hear you and I think that

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Speaker 1: it's very important to see our men in this way

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Speaker 1: and to be those people for each other. Yeah, and

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Speaker 1: then of course I got a shot at my guys

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Speaker 1: were shot in Troy and my family over Earn Your

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Speaker 1: Leisure um who put trapping out together on our market

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Speaker 1: Monday show