Speaker 1: Rooking Jewels. Second d date, I have a surefire way
Speaker 1: to meet women. And I'm assuming that the guy on
Speaker 1: the phone for a second date update today did the
Speaker 1: same thing that I've done many times, and it always works.
Speaker 1: You see a hot girl go into a store or
Speaker 1: something like that, you see her in the parking lot.
Speaker 1: You just walk up to her car, pop the tire,
Speaker 1: and then you hang out in the parking lot till
Speaker 1: she comes out and you're like, oh, you need help
Speaker 1: with that tire. Let me help change that for you.
Speaker 1: Works every time you have one step away from a
Speaker 1: serial killers. I've done it a lot. Sometimes I just
Speaker 1: go and I just pop tires in parking lots, just
Speaker 1: in case on my way into a store. And that's
Speaker 1: what I'm guessing Dallas did today. He's on the phone
Speaker 1: to do a second date update, and that's how he
Speaker 1: met the girl that he wants to call to day. Well,
Speaker 1: now I didn't pop the tire, It just so happens
Speaker 1: I did change he tires. Oh thank god, Dallas. For
Speaker 1: future reference. If you want to meet a girl, that's
Speaker 1: the best way to do it. Poper tires and then
Speaker 1: you'll have no choice about to help her. So your
Speaker 1: email said that you met the girl you want to
Speaker 1: call today because she needed a tire changed and you
Speaker 1: came to her rescue. Yeah, I did. What's her name,
Speaker 1: britt Brittany, okay, and was she changing the tire and
Speaker 1: you just walked up behind her and we're like, hey, lady,
Speaker 1: you don't know how to do that, A big man
Speaker 1: help you out. No, it didn't really happen that way.
Speaker 1: A few weeks ago, you know, at them all and
Speaker 1: doing some shopping, and as I was leaving, Brittany flapped
Speaker 1: me down and she was kind of like in a panic,
Speaker 1: and she asked me if I knew how to change
Speaker 1: a flat tire. So, you know, obviously I did luckily,
Speaker 1: and uh. And she asked if I could help, and
Speaker 1: I said, of course. So went to her car and
Speaker 1: started to you know, jack the car up and changed
Speaker 1: the tire. And I had noticed she had this like
Speaker 1: really cute Southern accent, and and so I kind of,
Speaker 1: you know, I kind of went out of my way
Speaker 1: and I'll are you from around here? She was like, well, no, sir,
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm just to pall a Southern girl who
Speaker 1: needed a tie a change. Yeah, and how don't we
Speaker 1: go out for some sweet tea and maybe some cheese grits.
Speaker 1: Sounds like the start of a port or something. You
Speaker 1: like cheese grits. You know, anywhere in town a lady
Speaker 1: can get some nice cheese grits. Did you hit on
Speaker 1: her or you know, how did you proceed after that? Well?
Speaker 1: She she kind of went on to tell me that
Speaker 1: she was new the area and that she didn't really
Speaker 1: know anyoneted when I was done changing the tire. You know,
Speaker 1: she was really really thankful, and she shook my hand.
Speaker 1: And as I was getting ready to grab my stuff
Speaker 1: and leave, I kind of just stopped and turned around
Speaker 1: at night and I kind of just said, hey, do
Speaker 1: you want to go out? Do you want to go
Speaker 1: get some food or something? And and she said sure,
Speaker 1: did like at a later date or you guys went
Speaker 1: that day? Oh, we went right then and there we
Speaker 1: wouldn't got food really really close to the mall. And
Speaker 1: this is where things kind of took a turn. Um,
Speaker 1: you know, we we we went to eat, we ordered
Speaker 1: a food and we were both about halfway done eating
Speaker 1: and I'd noticed that she kind of stopped, you know,
Speaker 1: being so responsive to conversations, she was a lot less talkative.
Speaker 1: She started to become a little like timid and shy.
Speaker 1: I guess I do declare yet I believe you have
Speaker 1: overstepped your bounds. Sir. I would take off my long
Speaker 1: white glove and slap you in the face. Did you
Speaker 1: say anything and make it seem like you have ended her? No,
Speaker 1: not at all. It just it kind of just all
Speaker 1: of a sudden, it was like she just stopped talking.
Speaker 1: So I'd said, you know, there anything wrong, and she said, well,
Speaker 1: she didn't really like the food at the place we
Speaker 1: were eating at. So I said, okay, we do you
Speaker 1: want to leave? You know, I felt really bad and
Speaker 1: she was like, no, you know, that's okay, it's it's fine.
Speaker 1: So when the waiter came back, I had to miss
Speaker 1: you know, we keep the check in and if you
Speaker 1: could box up our food and we could go, and
Speaker 1: you know, as we started to leave, I asked her,
Speaker 1: I said, hey, you know, could we maybe do this again,
Speaker 1: you know, at a different place you know that you
Speaker 1: would like And she said, of course. So we change
Speaker 1: numbers and uh, and we left. At the end of
Speaker 1: the day. Did you guys kiss or anything like that
Speaker 1: or was it just exchange numbers? No? It was just
Speaker 1: an exchange number, and then you know, we went on
Speaker 1: our way. But you know, I listen to you guys
Speaker 1: all the time, and I really trust you guys, and
Speaker 1: we're going on in my mind right now, is I
Speaker 1: feel like she felt obligated to kind of go out
Speaker 1: with me because I did something nice, because attractive or
Speaker 1: anything like that. I was thinking the opposite, that she
Speaker 1: flagged you down because you were hot. I mean, because
Speaker 1: there's other people that come out of the mall. I'm
Speaker 1: sure that there was other people around she could have
Speaker 1: flagged down, right of course. Yeah, I don't think she
Speaker 1: was obligated at all. I think she set it up.
Speaker 1: Maybe she felt like she was obligated. Well, if she
Speaker 1: set it up, she definitely didn't like something about him,
Speaker 1: because she's not calling him back. Well, maybe his personality failed.
Speaker 1: I don't know what happened. So you think maybe she
Speaker 1: felt obligated and that's the reason that she's not calling
Speaker 1: you back exactly, which is weird because she just moved
Speaker 1: to town, so she doesn't have very many their friends.
Speaker 1: And whenever I'm new to a town, I say yes
Speaker 1: to anybody, no matter who you are, like, yeah, hey, hey,
Speaker 1: out with you. I don't know. I'm new to town. Yes, gentlemen,
Speaker 1: jump on it. Say yes to anybody whenever I moved
Speaker 1: to a town. That's good to know to go out
Speaker 1: and show me a round. Yeah, we know what you meant.
Speaker 1: We all know what you meant. All right, Dallas. Well
Speaker 1: we'll play a song, we'll come back. We'll get your
Speaker 1: southern lady on the phone and find out why she's
Speaker 1: not ringing you back. Okay, very good, all right, until then,
Speaker 1: you enjoy some sweet potato pie. We'll do it right
Speaker 1: after this frooking jubil in the morning. Dallas is on
Speaker 1: the phone with us to do a second date update today.
Speaker 1: Not the city, that's good, I wish the whole guy, Dallas.
Speaker 1: He's on the phone with us to do a second
Speaker 1: date update today. He wants us to call a girl
Speaker 1: named Brittany. I'm gonna actually recap his date by telling
Speaker 1: her side of the story. I think this is what
Speaker 1: she would say when we talked to her. So there
Speaker 1: I was. I had a flat tire on the car,
Speaker 1: and I did not know how to fix it. I
Speaker 1: was just staring at this tire as confused as a
Speaker 1: farting a fan factory and then all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: out of the store, I see this big, strapping young
Speaker 1: gentleman named Dallas, and I was hollering like a stuffed
Speaker 1: pig asking him to come help me out. So I
Speaker 1: walked up to him. I said, kind sir, do you
Speaker 1: think you can help change the Southern lady's tire? And
Speaker 1: as he was changing it, I was just sitting there
Speaker 1: grinning like Aposta meeting the sweet tator, looking at how
Speaker 1: we changed my tire and helped me out. And then
Speaker 1: could you believe the nerve of this man? He asked
Speaker 1: me to go to food with him right after, And
Speaker 1: the only reason I did was because I felt obligated to,
Speaker 1: because normally a Southern lady would make a gentleman court
Speaker 1: her properly. So we had a meal, and then once
Speaker 1: we were doing our meal, we went on separate ways
Speaker 1: and I would never talk to him again because he
Speaker 1: was way too forward. I d have smacked him in
Speaker 1: his stupid face. Hey, Dallas, is that about right? I
Speaker 1: think I should take you out on it. I was
Speaker 1: gonna say after that, we don't even need to make
Speaker 1: a phone call. I mean settles it doesn't it. Dallas
Speaker 1: met this girl Brittany in the parking lot. She had
Speaker 1: a flat tire. He was walking out. She said, can
Speaker 1: you change it? He changed it, and then they went
Speaker 1: to go eat. The meal went well, and then about
Speaker 1: halfway through she kind of seemed cold and awkward and
Speaker 1: they exchanged numbers and said they might go out again.
Speaker 1: But she hasn't been very receptive and we're about to
Speaker 1: call it right now. Okay, here we go. Hello. How
Speaker 1: can I speak to Brittany? Please? This is she? Hello, Brittany,
Speaker 1: how are you? I'm good? Who is it? Oh? This
Speaker 1: is Jewel from Brook and Jewil in the Morning. Um,
Speaker 1: I don't know you, No, you don't. This is Jewel
Speaker 1: from Brook and Jewil in the Morning, the radio show. Okay,
Speaker 1: I still don't know you. It's a morning radio show
Speaker 1: and I'm calling you today because one of our listeners
Speaker 1: actually sent us an email about you about me. Yes, okay,
Speaker 1: it's a segment that we do on our show called
Speaker 1: the Second Date Update. You recently went out with a
Speaker 1: guy named Dallas. Oh, okay, you remember meeting Dallas. He
Speaker 1: said that he helped you change a tire on your car,
Speaker 1: and then you guys went out for a meal after Yeah,
Speaker 1: I remember him, would you think of Dallas? Um? I
Speaker 1: mean he was a nice guy, you just didn't click
Speaker 1: with him. Um, well not really. I mean this kind
Speaker 1: of got weird. So it got weird. Can you tell
Speaker 1: us how? Well? At dinner, Like it was a really
Speaker 1: nice dinner, We're sitting down, and he did just to
Speaker 1: leave like three times to go to the bathroom, which
Speaker 1: is not typically a weird thing. But the second time
Speaker 1: we come back like super sweaty. He came back to
Speaker 1: the table, super sweaty. Yeah, he was super sweet, And
Speaker 1: I didn't know what to say, just thought, well, poor guy,
Speaker 1: maybe he's figure or something. I ask him, you know,
Speaker 1: are you okay or you need to leave? And he
Speaker 1: said no, no, I'm great, I'm good. I've never seen
Speaker 1: somebody come back from the bathroom sweating like that before.
Speaker 1: Maybe he's got ibs. Maybe I don't know. I mean,
Speaker 1: it wasn't spicy food, but got worse. Like we're sitting
Speaker 1: there and he go use again, and then there's a
Speaker 1: table right beside of us, and that guy leaves to
Speaker 1: go to the the bathroom. I guess comes back. I can
Speaker 1: hear they both they both came back sweaty together. Mystery
Speaker 1: the guy was actually talking about my day. I can
Speaker 1: hear them talking about him and saying, there's some guy
Speaker 1: in the bathroom doing really weird stuff. What was he doing?
Speaker 1: I don't know, So they just said that they knew
Speaker 1: it was weird as it made him uncomfortable, like the
Speaker 1: uncomfortable in the bathroom, something's wrong. Yeah, there's a lot. Listen,
Speaker 1: there's a lot of weird stuff that goes on in
Speaker 1: guy's bathrooms. I've never left him going like whoa, there's
Speaker 1: some guy in there doing something strange. I gotta get
Speaker 1: out of here, right, So I just had to leave,
Speaker 1: like I you don't know, what's just expect when you're
Speaker 1: in a new town and new people, Like I don't know.
Speaker 1: And you never asked him what he was doing in
Speaker 1: the bathroom. I didn't want to. I mean, what if
Speaker 1: he's calling me and I asked you to join him,
Speaker 1: like I don't. So did you make up a lie
Speaker 1: about the food not tasting good to get out of there? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I did, Okay, you did? Yeah, because he said that
Speaker 1: on the day food and I totally went back to
Speaker 1: that place the next day. It was so good. You
Speaker 1: actually went back there. You actually went back to that
Speaker 1: restaurant the next day. I did, all right. So that's
Speaker 1: the reason you're not calling him back because he was
Speaker 1: doing something weird in the bathroom making him sweat. Yes,
Speaker 1: that's exactly why. That's interesting. You know what else is interesting.
Speaker 1: He's actually on the phone listening right now. Are you serious? Yes,
Speaker 1: I am serious, Dallas. What were you doing in the bathroom? Yeah,
Speaker 1: get your guys minds out of the gutter. Okay, I
Speaker 1: was not doing what you guys think I was doing.
Speaker 1: I have no idea what you're doing. Okay, I will admit, Okay,
Speaker 1: this is I will admit. I did get up a
Speaker 1: few extra times from the table to go to the bathroom.
Speaker 1: And I'm really embarrassed to say this, but I was
Speaker 1: in the bathroom doing pushups. What pushups? Why were you
Speaker 1: doing push ups? I'm just, you know, into fitness and stuff.
Speaker 1: And I felt like, because I hadn't been to the
Speaker 1: gym in a couple of days, I felt like I
Speaker 1: didn't look good enough for you, And so I went
Speaker 1: in there to get kind of like a little bit
Speaker 1: of a workout in to kind of look a little
Speaker 1: bit more muscular. So you went into the bathroom to
Speaker 1: do push ups to get a pump. You know, this
Speaker 1: was not even a scheduled or anything. I didn't have
Speaker 1: time to go to the gym before this date. I
Speaker 1: didn't even know the date is going to happen. And
Speaker 1: I met her and she is awesome, And that's what
Speaker 1: I did. You just left the table randomly to go
Speaker 1: work out in the bathroom. Yeah, I did on the
Speaker 1: bathroom floor. I washed my hands before I came back
Speaker 1: to the table. Do you believe him? I don't know that.
Speaker 1: I mean, I know you explained it, but I don't
Speaker 1: know that I bought your story. This is the god
Speaker 1: honest truth. Seriously, what is this? What guys do here?
Speaker 1: Like you go out into the bathroom to work out
Speaker 1: during the day. Is it gonna work? No? I never have,
Speaker 1: I've never I've never done that one time. But I
Speaker 1: felt like I didn't look good enough for you, and
Speaker 1: that fly did it. It was more of a freak
Speaker 1: out thing. And so working on the car and the
Speaker 1: tire change wasn't an actual workout. You needed more intensive
Speaker 1: workout in the bathroom to a sense. Yeah, because changing
Speaker 1: the tire is nothing. I've I'm so fit. Changing the
Speaker 1: tire doesn't do anything. I gotta go do some pushups
Speaker 1: and some burpies in the bathroom. I don't know if
Speaker 1: I actually buy this whole story. Does sound weird? I
Speaker 1: need to know we're his muscles impressive. I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's a really impressive guy. I actually noticed that when
Speaker 1: he was changing the tire, and I mean you could
Speaker 1: tell he works out. I just never expected it to
Speaker 1: be during the date broom. Hey, Brittany, I would like
Speaker 1: to ask you this. Would you like to go out
Speaker 1: on a second date with Dallas? We will pay for it?
Speaker 1: Can I? Can I do this myself? Sure? Go for it.
Speaker 1: I mean, hey, dude, I don't want to get beat
Speaker 1: up by you. You know, look, Brittany, I I'm telling
Speaker 1: you the truth I did push ups in the bathroom
Speaker 1: is to try and impress you. So if if you
Speaker 1: give me a second chance, I promise that I will
Speaker 1: work out before dinner and not during. And also we'll
Speaker 1: pay for the date. Brittany, Um, you know you were
Speaker 1: a really great guys. Stop going to take care of
Speaker 1: my tire and take care of me, and you wouldn't
Speaker 1: this far to actually get the second date, So you know,
Speaker 1: I think, yeah, let's try it again. Awesome congratulations Dallas,
Speaker 1: you got your second date. Well, thank you guys. I
Speaker 1: appreciate the help. No problem, stop doing push ups in
Speaker 1: the bathroom. I will stop doing push ups in the bathroom.
Speaker 1: I'm just embarrassed because I never thought that she would
Speaker 1: ever find out in the morning, I gotta come